FULL: God's Heartbeat

Monday Winners and Losers, Two Topic Tuesday, Prawn Crackers, Psychic Patsy and Jack needs help with his Tesla tyre!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Showtime, Oh get off it.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I was the most beautiful baby the hospital had ever seen.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Master what Billy Eilish came in Christian O'Connell Show Gold
one oh four point three.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Soho one thousand, one hundred and eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Good morning Patsy Morning, Good morning champ posts ahi a
you guys. Yeah, good Patsy. By the way, how is
Krista wrabby love God? Just checking in? Ah?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah, each day he's getting stronger, more independent, shout himself.
Last night I managed to boy growing up. You know,
he's getting a big boy now.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
So the spongebath has been packed away, has it?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah, Nurse Ratchet has been retired.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Great. I couldn't help but notes on Father's Day you
used an older photo of him. Yes, it was a
library image of him at a with an l it's impersonator.
I was like, we need to see Chris with today's newspaper.
What have you done with it? So weekend it Chris.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Is well, I was going to put a photo up
there with his bung leg attractive.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well, so he's only a nice dad if he's got health.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, you know, you don't want photos of yourself. When
your crook put up all the social.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Media, I can imagine now there would have been a
brand meeting Chris. They were love. God cannot be seen
looking infirm in a wheelchair the optics.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
My image of Chris at the moment is Tom Hanks
from Castaway.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
It is a bit like that.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's a bit like yes, shirtless.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
There is a beard and the hair is getting very long.
He said last night, actually, Jack, you're going to need
to take me for a haircut like and he hates
it because he's very particular about the hair. So he's
not even putting, you know, dressing the hair as he
calls it, so putting wax or anything in it. So
he's feeling very hair going.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Don't bring him there with like flees and ticks.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
It doesn't feeling fro It's.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Like can jeal, kind of like white Man dreads. It's
got corn rows. At the moment, he's already let himself go.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I reckon, you nearly could put a piggy.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Tail in Patty. Are you a Monday winner or loser?
Were affected with the storm stuff yesterday?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I am a bit of a loser, I have to say,
excuse me as I clear my throat.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Out, queuing up some extremities out start taking someone down.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
To tim My mic off our fence collapsed in the
in the wind.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yesterday, jacket, I didn't collapse. That's Chris wheatning all. You know,
any escape movie, they start working on a few different
possible routes. That's it. In a dry run, yesterday's coming over.
Put it all back up, post on the wall in
short shanks. That's this fence storm damage, Patrina.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
All these tunneling underneath the post.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Let me get out. And I don't want no rude
by that drain cover. No, please let me do that.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
It was very readily. I thought through the night Sunday,
and then I got home yesterday and it's on a
decent Leans. So Chris was annoyed because you said I
can't get out there to have a look. And I said,
that's all right, old message Lee next door. Lee's a
trady next thing. I hear him with that with the drill.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
He went out with a label maker.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
He was out there and sort of propped it up.
But I think I think we're going to need a
new fence.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
So that to bring it up so great and it's
not like the storm has died out. It's still about
cold and bluster at the moment, isn't it? Yeah? It is?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
So what's he drilled it too?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
I've got no idea what he's done. All I care
Jack is that it's sitting upright again and the dogs
on either side can't get out.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
How handy to have a cup?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
It's so good?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Do you think it must be so hard for him
because anything goes wrong? I think worse than being a
doctor or anything like that. Please save if it isn't. Yeah,
So now the song stuff that way, this news this
is like the oscars. I was going to try to

(04:06):
play you off now, Pats, so I didn't realize you
had more.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show this morning. Are you
a Monday winner or loser? How was your day yesterday?
Winning or losing? Let me know Text me O four
seven five three one O four three Christians, I drive
to work today. Before you guys started, the station played
Tragedy by the Begs. That's how to get people going
in the morning. As this song came on, I realized

(04:34):
I'd left my Bluetooth ear muffs at home. I think
this is a real tragedy as I will not be
to listen to you guys on iHeartRadio today. Peter and
packing him, I think you, uh, you've having this come before.
I think he works in a very very noisy factory
and he has these bluetooth Someone turned off the notifications. Please,
it's very unprofessional. It is not going to be jack posts.

(04:55):
That guy doesn't have notifications. There's nothing coming in, uh,
Jackie war you Monday win or a loser?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Wow, Jury's out, isn't it. I think I'm still fighting
to be a winner. To eat these prawn crackers. They
are sitting on the table in front of us. We
talked about porn crackers on the show yesterday. Every body
got very excited. Caitlyn put her hand up and said,
I'm going to bring ten packets in from my local restaurant,
the best tie in Melbourne. I'm going to bring ten

(05:21):
packets in and she's dubbed them on the table.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
They are suitably and reassuringly orange porn crackers of that
color to make us think, oh my god, it's just
like a prawn. But that is not natural pawn essence,
they haven't squeezed prawns all over.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Some real prawn in prawn crackers. It's going to be
from something.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Those seeing have not been anywhere near real problems, have
they They've been real. Their food coloring is what they've
been there. But they are amazing.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
So I'm doing this challenge at the moment seventy five
hard where I have to follow a diet which is
no fast food.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
And I say what about snacks?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, I say that that's not fast food. Fast food
to me is a drive through window.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
And what's behind that window a friar. Those things have
been in a fry if there's a heavy amount of
oil and frying going on. Is fast food?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, But you can easily sit down at a Chinese
restaurant for a full meal. That's not fast food. That's
that's slow good.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
These, as you found out yesterday, high calorific content a
third of your calories of a day if you have
one of those.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
When I pitch your fast food, I picture fries. I
pitch your burgers and nuggets. Yeah, I don't never picture
bron crackers.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Jack, No, don't don't.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
How many days in are you inter change? You're like
forty plus days now forty days.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
I don't ruin it now, wouldn't be ruining it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's they're not fast food.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
It's fried in oil. Jack. You just heard what the
big man said.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Listen to yourself.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Jack.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
This says in the Hero's Journey, right before he completes
his mission and tasks, before he goes back to the
community and spread the good word, he's challenged one final
night in the desert, the devil is come to you
right now.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Crackers would be my devil.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
They are your devil comes to many guys, is right
now squishing that bang of prawn crackers with that delicious
side sauce as well s sauce.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Well and truly whispering in my head.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, but he's going to get loud and louder because
we're going to start eating those in a minute. You're
gonna hear a lot of careers showing crunch crunching that
nice as it dissolves on the tonguel, what are you
going to do?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Ria's been googling it away, and I hope he's found
some loophole that says, bron crackers, what one percent not
fast food?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
What's on the rio?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Prawn crackers are considered a snack food.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, so I eat plenty of snacks, ate cashews, walnuts, blood, you.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Smash, I'm gonna have a I'm gonna have a cranberry tonight.
But when the game's on, when.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Does a snack food become fast food?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, cashew is actually when they become salted. Because I
gave them to a friend the other day said what
some of my cashws if he started eating and almost
like spat them out, He's like, why aren't they salted? Well,
you're going to have the unsalted healthy.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Certainly adds to them. You cannot have.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Those away from it.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
So the woman problem. You've give them to me, now
you can't have them take them away from me. Team,
We're gonna have to eat them in private.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Can we reason with Jack posts right now? Field, he's
up on a window, ledge able to take a big
jump into the abyss of giving into cravings and lower
lower vibrations. Jack, and you're not better, angels, you are over.
You're in the second half. Now this incredible challenge, knew
wife are on seventy five hard. You've you've done something incredible.

(08:32):
Two workouts every day, seven days a week, no snacks,
no booze. Reading ten pages of a book not really
a workout, doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's a mental workout.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'll turn it into some sort of workout. Who's curling
pages the posts?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
The easy thing about doing this at home is we've
removed all shiny objects.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Remember when I said I give you a cue That
two is now.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
So at home. We got no chips, we got no chocolates,
no daders.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Start eating those prawn crackers and for.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Some reason, now, oh yeah, I got.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
As soon as I get into this old news bullets
and diving into those, that is the crack of joys.
How they tasted with a bit of ste.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Actually still so fresh. And I've dipped in this beautiful sat.
You've got the salt, you've got sweet and the fattiness
of it, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
And you know what it is, the fatty snackiness of film,
Oh fatty snacky key.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I think with the sat is actually becoming more of
an acceptable food for me to eat, because peanuts have
a lot of fat.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Good.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Peanuts, nothing but nutty fatness. Oh my god, that's so cral.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
It's really weird about this at all, not at all.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And it's also nicest time in the morning to have something.
But if he worked out.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Twice yesterdayshed damished.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
But sometimes you haven't got anything nearby or bags of anything.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I already had my plane rolled oats this morning and
they're not really hitting the spot.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
God, I'm going to warm up that saw some minutes
on those crackers and they're even warmer and like that
smell will come out of them. So good. How close
are you right now to caving in?

Speaker 9 (10:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
I'm on the.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
They smell.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
You get into this news and tucking in there? Save
something for me. Now, I have something for you because
I knew this day may come one day when you're
really at cross roads. I have something that can help you.
But once you pull the pin on this, this is
only going to work. This magic trick will only want
work once. Do you think you really need it now
or you want me to bank it?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
What will fire you?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
So when I'm closest to.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
This almost say guarantee to stop any kind of quivering.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
My curiosity is too strong. I need to hear it.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Now you sure? Yes? I can't play it again?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Why Why does the magic run out?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Because once you've heard this, you can't replay it, play it.
Are you really across roads?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
I don't think I'll quit just from the porn crackers,
so keep it chambered.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Christian, I'm a Monday winner because my partner surprised me yesterday.
He's got his tickets to see Brian Adams. So excited.
Definitely winning. That's from Joe Roberts.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Good Mining, good manon Good Morning, Good Morning, do you.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Christian? I was also a big winner yesterday. Woke up
at three point fifteen am Monday morning. The wind was
so strong it's sounded up. My little house was going
to launch into space. I decided it'd be a great
day to forget about work, so snuggle down and went
back to sleep. Ps I work in a tin shed
and leave for work at four point thirty. Bad day
to be working in a tin shed. What you're doing

(11:51):
in that tin shed is a follow up question that
I think everyone wants to know today. Yeah, I think
Andrew possibly had the worst job of the world yesterday
when there was record wins of over one hundred and
an hour putting up marquees. So it's like a Simpson sketch.
It's a giant cell. All right, then time for the
good Morning minute. This is where for one minute we

(12:12):
try and say good morning two of many of you
as possible who are listening right now to the show.
All we need to do is text me on four
seven five three one four three, tell us your name,
where you are and what are you up to right now?
Four seven five three one oh four three. We're taken
one and two of many of you as possible.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Next the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
I've come obsess recently with this story about these two
poor astronauts sort of stuck on the International Space Station.
Don't worry, They're gonna go up there and get them
in February. Wait February. This is a Christmas up there,
just the two of you on that lonely old space station,
float around space classiphobic. Absolutely, what do you do all day?

(12:55):
What do you do all day? You just stuck down
on the empty old space station. How much room have
they got? I don't know how they handle that.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Can't they build something like in Apollo thirteen where they
looked around and got some duckt.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Build some rocket and then chucked it in that room
and yelled at them, went fix it, sort this out,
make it work. Anyway I saw in the news last night.
I'm going to play with the audio in a minute.
I was just playing it to Reo just now. The
the International Space Station is in deep deep space, which
is why they can't get another space ship up there
until like the New year, and NASA had to ringing

(13:31):
la musque and say can we borrow can we? He's
freed up two seats on his space X flight to
go and get them and bring them back. Anyway, the
spacecraft is making a really strange noise. You've got to
hear the audio. They've released the audio of one of
the astronauts, Butch talking to NASA going can you hear this?
We don't know what it is? And you can clearly

(13:51):
hear NASA go, yeah, we got that. We'll get back
to you. We're playing to the team. Here'll break it up.
That sounds like God's heartbeat. How far out they are?
All right, so let's do it. The good morning minute,
good good morning, good morning, all right, Jack and patch
you way with you? Good morning. Let's okay, release them,

(14:14):
let's high five. Everybody, let's kiss babies. Good morning to
Haystack on his way to work, getting a coffee right now, Melton,
good morning.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I wonder if he's like a lot amen, Haystack.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, double black, double black, yeah, strong straight, just like
his name, Haystack. Good morning, Simon. Here and year ago
and I'm freezing because we still have no power from
the storm two days ago. Good morning, Pats.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
No, good morning, yeah, I said, oh no, I was empathizing.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, but it's called the good morning minute. No minute,
good morning. He's trying to move one way we fly
as well. We radios one, trying to have that image
get into work in morabn eighteen days ago before I'm
on long service leave. Good morning's good morning to Peter,
Peter Ryan. Have you ever have you? Are you eligible

(15:07):
for that? Pat? When do you go?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Damn right?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
I am? When you off?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Well, I don't know. We're thinking of doing the UK
next year.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Maybe I'll take it. I'll just talk about my plans
on it.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I don't know how much longer you must have, like
one hundred years and go and get those at.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
As much as Huggy He's got like fifty million years.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Why hasn't he taking it? Oh he's old school radio.
I bet you are too aware. Never take more than
one week. Got they buy you? And we've all known
shows like that where they go so AND's contact, Great
Rainbow Bridge and the Sky Today of Fame in Sydney.
And they're on the way back, aren't they from that
little desserted space station. No one for company any where?

(15:51):
Were we? Good morning to Peter, Good morning Cassie and nurse.
On our way to work. After four years, my hospital
has finally ditched the masks to day. I can't wait
to see all my colleagues beautiful faces again. Yes, good morning.
My name's Cameron, a fan of the show, on my

(16:12):
way to work at oz Post. Thank you very much, Cameron.
Morning and we're big fans of oz Posts. Good morning Therel.
No playing be member wee radios one.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm fine with you.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Come on, I have a porn cracker. Good morning, it's Narrel.
Good morning Therel. I'm on the human heading to work
taking blood whilst driving. That's hardcore. Have a fabulous day,
here for it all, Christian, I'm listening. I'm Tim. My
four year old son Cooper is listen. But he's also saying,
please don't actually call the radio, dad, will you embarrass us?

(16:45):
Good morning, Stephanie and Ray making the two hour commute
to work.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Good morning, stephan.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I mean if you had to, if you had to
go two hours to get here every day we're coming in. Well,
I know we love hanging out, we love doing the show,
but two hours, four hours your day. Good morning, listen
to the show. We name. My name is Brody, and
I'm a truck driver for all of Melbourne. Good morning, Brady,
a massive truck. All of our hopes and dreams and
things are in it today. Thank you Santa Brody. And

(17:15):
good morning to Adam listening to us in the truck
right now. What it's being reloaded? Good morning, Adam, Good morning.
It's got to tie it up, guys.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Patsy, you were right, hay Stacks. You guessed his coffee order, right,
he said, Christian, Amazing, Patsy was right. Vanilla Vanilla Larte
from the Haystacks. Maybe we tried this out late on
this morning. Patsy tries to guess your coffee order, do
you she tried to Oh no, let's not do this.
I said, remember, do you remember the pet naming service?

(17:51):
It went real bad. That lost us a acress because
even the judges they remember it. Wait, was this a
show that did the pet name It's psycha pet name thing.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I remember. It was like I have a scruffy dog. Okay,
scuffy and that funny.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
We've got to let up the garden path of it before,
like I've got this amazing gift. And so we were like, oh,
let's build a great bit of radio around this. And
actually was brown dog Blondie.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
It was not like that.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
It was called pats names bloody.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Dogs like a three year old.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Excuse me, your dog has one of the most common
names on the planet. How original.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
But you know what I say, let's let's bring back
absolute pantsy guesses. No, not that Patsy is your coffee? Okay,
do that after seven right now? This is terrifying. So
this stranded Boeing star Liner International Space Station and the
two astanauts that are up there are stranded there until

(19:05):
February next year. They've already been stranded up there for
three months.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
What I didn't know is that they thought they were
going for a week. Yeah, that's a big difference.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
We were giving away those trips to the Golden when no,
you're going to be up there till February. But no, no,
I want to see.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
As you're waving. Good body. See Sunday, guys, Sunday Space.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Valentine, Sunday, twenty twenty five. It's actually heartbreaking when I
read about it. I start to get all my anxiety
reading about them being stuck up there with nothing to
do when they finally come back. When they finally come back,
they're warning about life altering effects they're going to face
a being in space for so long. This includes lots
of bone density, muscle wastage, changes to their heart function,

(19:49):
vision problems, and intense radio. Oh no, this is Chris's
medical report. Stop here, maybe use some of that assume anyway,
have it is into this. This is the audio they've
just released of one of the astronauts, one of the
NASA astronauts at Butch speaking to obviously base camp down

(20:10):
on planet Earth. Sorry this polish about that? Mate? Which
is that bloody great big bottomus brunch? What's up? Is
there a problem up there? This spaceship is making a
strange pinging noise and Commander Chris Hadfield. Do you rememb
when he was up there with his little Uka lady.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yes, like the world's most famous aspect.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
He put a post out I saw yesterday saying you
don't understand the horror of this. That is the last
noise you want to hear from his spacecraft, thinking what
the hell is going on there? It sounds like a heartbeat,
and they're actually worried that they're such in deep space
now aliens are coming from them.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
This is the only lausible explanation by this amateur space enthusiastic.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Switchy Butch, go ahead, A strange noise coming through the speaker,
and I didn't know if you could connect into the
star Liner and let me uh between here and they're
making that happen.

Speaker 10 (21:08):
But can you do that and we can configure that. Butcher,
give us a minute and I'll call you back when
it's ready. Station in Houston on two we're configured for
audio via hardline and cs T if you want to
give us a call.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Okay, I'm it's uh, I'm a star and you read.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
Five by five?

Speaker 7 (21:24):
How many said Okay, I'm like next to the.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Speaker copy here that a negative butch we did not
hear anything, all right, but that one came through. It
was kind of like a pulsing.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Zone.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
I'll do it one more time and scratch your head to
see you figure out what's going on. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
That's an that is Yeah, Verifair, you're out there until
February and whatever is making that noise is your closest company.

Speaker 10 (22:07):
Yep, good recording. Thanks, but we will pass it on
to the team and let you.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Know customer services don't start so sorry, but hang out. Yeah,
you got nothing to do it though, but.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's nine am. Your time is back on.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's the worst ever. Yeah, yeah, we'll get back to
you about They're like what they're start googling.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
It the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
On today's show, Your Story is about it was a
time before mobiles. Famous people in photos with local restaurant owners.
One of the greatest things you can see and joy
whenever I walk in somewhere New Oh goody here if
they had in to talk about this morning, but we
just found out to we stumbled across a gift. I
guess you'd call this Patsy. That Patsy has she just

(22:52):
smashed the guests one of your coffee orders correctly, man
called hay Stacks, and I guess in psychic circles, I
think this is called a blind read. She had no
extra information to go on. She could tell her just
from name and vibe alone, not even speakerless. Guy Haystacks
was a vanilla late. So, Patsy, would you like us
to test us how good this skill is?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yep, let's bring it on.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
So how do we see this work? And they called
in right now? They come on there and they go, hi, there,
I'm do they give a name and much?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I think they give them maybe their name, what they
do for a job, star sign and star sign, and
that's all the ingredients.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
That's a lot of information, all right, that's just a name, No,
I think a name, just a.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Name like Haystacks. Take come on there and just go hey,
I'm married, name and.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
What they do for work? On their way to work
and I'm a nurse or I'm a concrete.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, get rid of the star sign, yeah, startars.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Okay, so just name and job? Yeah, what if I'm
in between jobs, but I'm having a coffee right.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Now, you're in between jobs?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Okay? All right, call in now they're nine four one
four one o four three. Because you're taking out in
a unique sois experiment. Your fee for this will be
we will shout you the coffee that you have it today. Okay,
I know I know a two guy and I know
I know nine four one four one four three. Give
us a call. I wonder how bad she isn't it?
We'll find out next one out of ten? Do we
think out of luck? Come of it?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Hello to anyone listen to us around Australia and outside
of Australia on the free iHeart platform, such as Paul
right now in the UK in Northumberland, beautiful place up north.
So Monday night for you, Paul, Christian my weather report
yesterday as I just got back from Fiji, Jimmy yesterday.

(24:42):
Steve is very upset. Weather report for today not as
shits yesterday. Thank you very much on your weather man, Steve.
All right, So, oh dear, someone just sent me a
text message Patsy's prediction and then the poo emoji. Oh
no that was last time. This is a whole not kind. Yeah,

(25:04):
you're right, one out of one that's while we go
back into the cave we fear we'd never go back
into another one of Patsy's predictions. Can she get you
coffielded just from your name and what you do for
a living? What do we think the batting average is
going to be?

Speaker 5 (25:24):
I think it's going to be very high.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Actually over fifty is definitely a win.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, you thinks she's going to do this? Yes? Partici Katelyn.
He she who believes in everything and everybody? What do
you reckon? Has she got this?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
None?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
The most positive person we know none.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
The shark is in the water, brawn crackers, true colors
are coming out.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Wow, I didn't know this is going to tear the
show apart rio.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Judging by that tone, I think I reckon You're going.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
To get all your Wow, let's find out. Let's go
to our first patient in this unique social experiment.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Let me get in the zone. Who have we got?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
This is Marie? Good morning, Marie, Good morning, Hello Marie?

Speaker 11 (26:17):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
I'm well, what do you what do you do for?

Speaker 11 (26:21):
I'm stills super Oh.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
You're a lollipop lady.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Where do you lollipop.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, that's it. We agreed three minutes ago.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Marie, I reckon you'd be a cappuccino sort of lady.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
No, wow, strong start.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
What is your coffee of choice, Marie?

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Straight black?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well, you know you wouldn't need it with all those kids.
My spidy senses were a bit off.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Then, okay, well we got here is Belinda?

Speaker 12 (26:59):
Good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I'm good, welcome to pratic Patsy predicts.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Nothing, good luck, Patty, Hey, Bilina, what do you do?

Speaker 12 (27:08):
I'm a mom?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
How many kids have you got? Five?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Oh? My love.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
You would have to be you would have to be
a double shot like short black.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Nope, anyone counting home?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Because I think, what do you have? How many of
you had so far today?

Speaker 13 (27:32):
No?

Speaker 12 (27:33):
Just one today so far? And I'm an extra hot
week skinny latte.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Wow wow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
I was going to say that I have.

Speaker 12 (27:43):
A certain coffee shop I go to and the girl
there she makes it perfect and she even knows to
double cup it because I have it that hot.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh that's great, your local place.

Speaker 12 (27:56):
I don't have to I don't have to order anymore.
She sees me, and she says, hi, how are you?
And then I'll get my coffee.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Wow, Wow, she's got she's actually got psychic prediction. I'ld
wait here, Belinda, have a great day. Thanks you on
the show. Let's see if we can get one here
before we will. Now I'm shortening this bit because.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
It's a very short poll. Out of three.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
There's no hope. You need to win here. You need
to win all right, so uh hope we got here, Marie, Jason, Jason,
Good morning, Jason. Hey Jason, We're good Jason. Off you go,
Patsy Jace.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
What do you do for a crust.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
In the Stye truck dog?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Oh yeah, you need to be caffeed up for that, don't.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
You check it? I just check it. It was lined up. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I bet you're a nice coffee man.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
It's over rubbish.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
The Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Podcast Patsy Predicts back next year when those two astronauts
come back down from space. Put in date for diary.
It's an annual event. It's time for this year's Patsy
predicts man. We should always do it like the day
before the Grand Final. Two days before the Grand Final,
Dogs names coffees. At some point we're going to find

(29:21):
something you can smash, all right, coming up to your
next half an hour, not one, but two ways you
can join the show today. You could be winning an
in some one thousand dollars for our caller of the
week thanks to Mercedes Ben's Berrick. We're looking for your
stories about it was a time before mobile phones andrew
driving around Europe using a map and a travel phrase

(29:43):
book ame of those and those little were Planet twenty
four rough guy too. Wherever you were just like going
into a restaurant and trying to find like local phrases
quickly with travelers checks? Can you even still get travelers checks?

Speaker 5 (29:57):
I think you can?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Can't you uses the yeah way that we went on, Okay,
travelers checks because some places wouldn't accept a foreign bank
credit card. Heather taking photos on a camera, then taking
the film to get developed, hoping fingers crossed, you got
some at least fifty decent photos. I met John Farnham
at a kangaroo's family day and all I wanted was
a photo with John. A girl took my picture with

(30:20):
it when I got my photos developed, or you could
see was a quarter of my face of John, but
you could tell it was my eye, lovely that put
up on the wall. Pauline photo copying pages of the
mail ways and highlight I'm doing this and highlighting directions
to where I needed to go. This is all a

(30:40):
time before mobiles, ringing dialer hit to the latest song,
screening what dialer hit, Patsy, you must remember Dala hits
when you could call up and they would play like
they were playing music. You could like press one ten hits.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
It was these, that's your funny way to listen to
your favorite songs.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
It was like five bucks a second or something. Give
those premium rate phone lines before they were pretty slow
clamping down those. It was all kids, Danielle. It was
a time before mobiles screaming down the painting phone. Mom,
accept the call when trying to go home, collect because
you had no money, The stress of that. I told

(31:21):
you you just ring three times and hang up and
I come and get you from the swimming bath. See
your stories. It was a time before mobiles nine four
one four three. And the other way today is I'm
obsessed with You go into a restaurant, sometimes you fere
lucky up on the wall. You'll see famous people in
a close embrace with the restaurant owner. Last year when

(31:43):
we were it's sleeping before going back to see my
parents in the UK. We were just into this sort
of pizza place we found on a street. Didn't need
to book, but it was like who's who? It was
like a wall of fame. They had Liam Nison there
who was sweating heavily like you've been for a run
and then just chopped in there to have a great
bowl of pastoral pizza. Then there's Mick Hucknall who obviously

(32:05):
the word wasn't of enough fame. They're put in brackets
simply read, which is very polite. On the wall there
rio who have you seen with a restaurant owner.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
We're in this tiny little hole in the wall, random
restaurant in Hanoi, in Vietnam. No one spoke English, very
very like, tiny tiny restaurant, and up on the wall
was a photo of Albow from like twenty years ago,
just having a little tuck into a bowl of fur
in annoy. Wait, so pre prime minister, pre prime minister.
So they thought, don't they even think he was famous?

(32:35):
He must have told them like I'm a.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Politicians, watch out for me.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Watch Yeah, it's in a long tail, you know, be
running the place. It might have new owners. But store
this somewhere for them. You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Print and frame it now, but you'll want this on
the USB somewhere.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
We really sat in that a long time. Every year
when they're like doing that kind of spring cleaner, like
this guy really think he's going to make it. Why
he shut us my words? It's not the last you've
heard about.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
There's a burger place that we used to go to
all the time in Albert Park called Andrews Hamburger's Delicious Hamburgers.
For a long time there too. Claimed to fame on
the wall were Anthony Khala runner up in Australian Idol,
and Matt Preston. Then all of a sudden one year
they got insurance.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
I would have been to believe dear, and I wonder
where do they rearrange it, because you want Ed's gotta
go bulls all right, Anthony Khala down moot left by
the sockets, so we will charge their phones under her table?
All right? So famous people in photos with restaurant owners.
Who have you seen Christian Connell show podcast Your Stories.

(33:45):
It was a time before mobile phones and what famous
people you've seen in photos when you go into a restaurant,
you see famous people in photos with the restaurant owners.
Christian time before phones. This is my dad's story. When
he was in his twenties, he moved to Us training
with his best friend by boat. When they got they
quickly run out of money within the week and they
hadn't yet found jobs. Who were plasters. They went to

(34:07):
the Salvation Army for food, but they were turned away
because they weren't homeless enough. They slept under Sydney Harbor Bridge.
Might now I had to call his mum in New
Zealand to send money. This was done by check. It
took five days. Suppose my mind, Christian, everything now is instant.
Is that you can transfer money to so you can
buy a house and carnal within seconds. Now and where

(34:30):
does she mail it to?

Speaker 14 (34:31):
Under the Sydney Harbour Bridge by the bin care of
Hobo Son.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
That's amazing story, Kate, thank you very much for sharing
Christian time phones ringing correct to get the correct time. Yes,
I remember doing that. When the clocks changed. We weren't
sure if you'd recently got the talking clock. That's on, Marie.
Christian had time before my bars as a kid calling
your friends on the landline, but only after six o'clock

(34:57):
when it was cheaper, and then happened to make that
awful small talk with their parents. What he waited for
your friend to come to the phone. Agony, Oh, hi
there missus Harris, Yes, yes, my mom's fine, Josh, thank
you very much for that. Glen, good morning. Hi, I'm
good Glenn. So famous people in photos with restaurant owners,

(35:18):
who have you seen?

Speaker 15 (35:19):
Okay, So, I was in San Francisco a few years
ago and when the Fisherman's warf and there's a sea
fretting place there. Excuse freddy background noise?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Is that a fort lift truck I could hear in
the background.

Speaker 15 (35:34):
Or yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 13 (35:37):
Walk up.

Speaker 15 (35:38):
As you walk up the stairs, there's photos on the
wall and anybody who's anybody in celebrity has been in
that restaurant, going back to like Maril Monroe, Dean Martin,
Jerry Luis, all those people like it. It's just lined
the walls aligned with photos.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
It's like mad Man's Chinese sipsu with all the handprints.
But this is just the photos that are Fish Restaurant
on Fisherman's Wharf, at absolutely awesome Freshman's Warf. So yeah, alright, Glenn,
watch out for that forklift truck. I think he's gone
back the other way very much. You always when you

(36:16):
call the show, please be away from heavy machinery or forklifts.
I couldn't relax.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
He was going to get.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Susan, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 16 (36:30):
I've got a story about the time before mobile phones.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Also, off you go, Susan.

Speaker 16 (36:34):
So we were traveling in Comby vans in the nineties
and we're in Spain and one of the girls from
another van jumped into our van just for you know,
kill a couple of hours, but we missed the meet
up points, so she couldn't get back into her van,
and she was with us for days and days and
days the whole way up Spain because we couldn't find

(36:56):
her van. The only way that we could try to
could meet up point was to ring our parents in
Australia and get them to ring her parents and then
hope that she'd ring her parents in time to make
a meetup meetup point. We were fine, we didn't mind,
but we had her passport and she was getting really worried,

(37:21):
and we also had all of her clothes.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
This is incredible. This is how it was. Though I
would have loved to have been a fly on the
wall with someone phone tapping conversation between her Australian and
a Spanish, but.

Speaker 16 (37:36):
So she was even borrowing underwear. Unfortunately, because you know,
we were traveling, we didn't have a lot of money
to go out and waste buying new clothes.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yeah, this is how it was.

Speaker 16 (37:46):
Sometime from the bottom of Spain all the way to Barcelona.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
And I'm guessing this one's been like that. Was this
the eighties or nineties? Suits?

Speaker 16 (37:55):
I was mid nineties for a bit, about ninety five,
and so.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Do you know how she is now? If you lost
contact with le? Was that the last saber? What she could?

Speaker 16 (38:02):
She lived in w A. She was a bit shaking
when we did finally meet up. She was a bit
cross that had taken us so long until we explained
how much effort we'd put into actually trying to find her,
But it was really relying on her ringing her parents
within the right time frame of us ringing out.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
And it was all, excuse you, it's all about the
meet up point.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
How do we arrange it? Even if you're the parents
in Australia. How do you go? Okay, there's a pull
over on the exit of.

Speaker 16 (38:36):
Kept trying to pick towns that we thought were far
enough in advance that she might ring Australia in time
difference as well. Yeah, so we ended up outside some
hotel I kind of remember in Barcelona. That's where we
finally met up with the other van and she could what.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
An incredible story, Susan, Thank you so much for calling us, mate,
have a good day nowhere.

Speaker 16 (39:02):
Thank you bye.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
This is the Christian o'comel show podcast.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Christian Photos. The famous people up on the wall of places,
Princess Dana Shamrock Hotel in Bendigo.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
There you go, Bendigo.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
She's doing? I mean, is it just really likes is
an owner? Is a propriety there to prove it? Otherwise?
Was with a stack at random megastars saying you have
these people on the show. No, no, we just love
their work. I need more details there, Mandy Bowler producer

(39:39):
Kaylin went somewhere a couple months ago actually where this
is kind of like they've taken it one step further
than just the photo of some famous biple that eight
at the restaurant Caitlin, what's your story.

Speaker 17 (39:49):
We were at a Buncher place in Hanoi and they
had taken it next level. There was a photo of
Barack Obama and Anthony Bourdain eating Buncher and then they
had encapsulated the table in which they had eaten at
and didn't take anything off it.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
So do you mean it was in a bubble or
some kind of like actual shrine.

Speaker 17 (40:09):
It was like a glass shrine.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
It was the table.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
It's just a sort of basic cafes because it again,
no one has a six dollar dinner they had at
that bunch Our place.

Speaker 17 (40:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's literally one of the whole
table has been removed from service and it's enclculated in
this glass. And not only that, it also has the
toothpeek that Barack Obama had used still.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
On the table. I know. Oh there was smelly in there,
and like porky or beefy or some noodles.

Speaker 17 (40:44):
Also, all the chopsticks and everything that had been placed
on the table for other people post the feed are
still all in there.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
So everything that was the terra Cotta warriors, it's a
moment frozen in amber in time. Let's go to Adam
Coome morning at him.

Speaker 11 (41:02):
Good ay Christian Pats Jackie Boy look made About twenty
odd years ago. I was up at the Gold Coast
and went to hire a scooter and I went to
jump on one, and the guy goes, mate, you can't
borrow that one, you can't use that one. And I
said why, what's wrong? And he goes, look, we had
to go pick it up from the you South Wales
border a couple of weeks ago. Goes, Dave Role was
here and just trashed it and left it there. And
I'm like, right here, mate, whatever okay, So I jump
another one, no dramas. Next day I went to hire

(41:24):
a jet ski at a different location and the guy
there's a jets gear that's been held together by duct tape.
And I go to the guy, what's wrong with that one?
And he goes, we had Dave Rolling here about.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Two weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (41:35):
And he goes, he absolutely trashed it, let it fly
into a boat and had to paddle back the door.
And I said, right, our mate, And then I started
to believe the story. And then he pointed to a
photo up in the wall and there's Dave Roll with
metal signed, big smile on his face. In arms with
this guy and I'm like, wow, that must been pretty crazy.
And I reckon the photo must have been taken before
he actually took it out, because the guy probably would
have had him in there.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
So we've gone from now, we've gone just many restaurants
to scooter high places and jetski high places.

Speaker 11 (42:04):
All I could think of was go Brolder's doggy paddle
and the shore we wear the helmet from the from
the scooter that he borrow for it.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
That's a great and Adam, thank you very much your story.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
That's okay, ma, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I got.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
All right. So ten minutes ago, we were taking calls
about famous people and photos you've seen with the owners
of restaurants, and someone said there's a photo of Prince
Dinah at the Shamrock Hotel in Bendigo, and Lauren actually
confirmed what the story is with that. Lauren, come on
and welcome to the show. Good morning every Wanda. Yeah,
I can confirm that the Prince Diana and Prince Charles

(42:47):
were at the Shamrocks actually stayed there. It was eighty three. Yeah,
that's when they're out here. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Yeah, I was living in Bendigo at the time, and
they stood on the balcony and we all went down
and waved to them.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Yes, I justice to them to wave to you. We're
not coming out all right, wow we well, thank you
for confirming why there was a photo of Dinah now
at the Samro Hotel. This makes perfect sense.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So all right everyone, you have a
great day and I'll yeah, get back to what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
All right, sound us. She's trying to break into a car.
But just needed to correct that misinformation that it is.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
A beautiful hotel.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I think it's on the corner of one of the
streets there. It's on the corner of paw Mau. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I don't know why I just pictured an Irish pubto
but it's actually a beautiful hotel. Yes, to have princess have.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
A grand looking one. All right. Coming up next, Jack
has a problem and he needs your help. Bonjo of
you bad medicine. Ten minutes past eight gold one oh
four point three The Christian O'Connell Show, Come on him.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Jack has a problem and he needs your help. Something
is deflating real time right.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Now, where my car is deflating in the car park
as we speak. Yesterday overnight it lost fourteen psis. That's
a lot, Yeah, so I keep it usually about forty two,
I think.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Is the drive in a truck? What do you keep
you with thirty five? Of course you got that big
older because you've got Jack's got a Tesla. She've got
that big lead back hole. It's got the battery fifty
two double as well.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yesterday got down to twenty six. So I pump more
air in it this morning on the way at one
of the service stations. Only time I've had to go
to service station in years now driving an electric vehicle.
But good of them still have these come from the
future to us. And funny that I only go to
the service station and use the free thing, which is
the air, and then keep driving along.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
But amazing funny story, but a problem.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
As I heard, I've run over a screw and now
I'm losing air about a one psi an hour live estimated.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I mean, probably the most traumatic story you're going to
hear today on the radio. A man whose tire is
hang on to your hats, audience, What have I told
you before about exaggerating? Don't tell the actual truth. Fifteen pig.
Then whoa, we got a story. Suddenly we're on speed three.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Slowly, Tesla, I did nothing. By Thursday, I'll be completely.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Speed three sink in done. Dun dun.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
So do you have to get mister tesla in he's
little Well.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I don't know for a screw. What do you do?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Because I have to take the tire off and repair? No,
I do it now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Take
it off, they'll get the bolt out. Hopefully you patch
it up and put.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
But it might have ruptured the actual inner membrane up for.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
A whole new tie.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I thought there was something you could get, like a
patch kit. Maybe I'm thinking of blue bike. No, no, no,
you can for some time.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Then you just like stick it over the top for
a bicycle.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Not yeah, I think I'm thinking of a bike.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
You're gonna put it in the wash basin with the waters.
Me your old the whole skill that's tied out. None
of us modern dad to do I knew bike, go
and steal a small kids bike? No, not as I
would never say that.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
What did I do?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Oh? Hang on, I tell you We've got production now
for this feature sorry, now it's a screw.

Speaker 15 (46:37):
I'm tearing.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Hour. I just don't have to.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Now who do I call?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
It's someone help me? All right? What can it be? Help?
There's a phone going Radio Productions. Then Hello nineteen eighty
five on the Hot Breakfast with Eddy McGuire and the
Crazy Crow Djen here.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
All right, so what do I do?

Speaker 8 (47:00):
I do?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Need help? Please?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Please? You heard the guy? One PSI an hour. Next
time I click my fingers. At nine point fifteen, another
PSI has been surrendered. Okay, so anyone you need someone
in the Tesla gang, don't you, because the rest of
us flowers.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
But it's as a tire.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Can you go to tire power?

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yeah, you can't go to your mechanic. You need to
go to a specialist tire place book.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
In which is a whole sort of different world that
you're in, the Tesla universe.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yes, they keep telling you that you need to. You
can't just jack it up with a normal jack. You
have to get a specialist guy out to jack it
up because it's so trouble.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Remember, well looked after someone came to fix it once
and just dealt with it and no change.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
They don't do that anymore oh, no one.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
You know he wants to keep making those space rockets.
You're going to stop giving freebies.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
When I first got it, you had a problem with it,
they'd send a guy out. You didn't have to take
it to the mechanic. They'd just send a.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Guy out, a business model to sustained irang.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
It's like, what happened to that guy comes out? Now
we don't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
And by the way, he never worked it. All right,
what can it be Now he's got a test a
tire losing one PSI and l with a screw in it.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Stay with Us, Stay with Us eight PSI. Wait an
hour six, It's not CSI, it's PSI. Christian, I was
a tire fitter in a past life. Wow. We've had
many people's reincarnation stories. I was followed. Wow. Yeah, normally
it's something really exotic. You were a king, you were
a knight, you just did tires, you worked for tire power,

(48:39):
you're a regional manager. I was a tire fitter in
the past life. Jack should get this repaired. Oh God,
thanks all that expertise, but you're kidding me.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
So lucky that passed from one life through another.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I don't know whether this is a man or woman,
but I'm went into bit when I bucks you're a
frontal rear tire. So we've got to answer your questions
before you can dispense all your wisdom. The tires are tire.
The tires on the same bloody car. Christian Janney's to
go to another game. Janey's to go to S and
J tires asked for Billy? Now what does Jim on

(49:19):
the show? Who do we have to ask for? Where
do we have to go? And who do we have
to ask for? S and j Ties ask for? Billy Magic?
Poor old Billy's gonna get swamp to go. Billy can't
deal with all this. Who's been giving Billies detail?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
The guy to come to for tire repairs.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
He will repair the hole and make it all go away.
We don't need to worry about those PSI's counting down
by the hour, all right, it's another grip and installment of.

Speaker 13 (49:45):
Now I'm tearing my hair round. I just don't have
to know.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
How did someone help me top line the situation? Jack
with the test.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
It is a rear driver's side tire. It's got a
screw in it. It is losing. I've calculated about one
PSI an hour, got down to as low as twenty
six before I filled it back up to forty this morning.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
The guy was the entire fitter before my life has
come back of me. He's saying, Jack has a serious
risk of sudden deflation. We do often, we see it.
We know we have never wanted that. But is that
just generally or about their lives that you've listened to
the show for a while, Helen, good morning. I'll take

(50:34):
him to not a belly. Oh we got here on
the line. Oh Helen, Hello Helen?

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Oh? Hello, Hell are you? I just can't believe what
I've just heard. What's all, I'm eighty three years old.
I had a screw in my tire and I took
it to my car and they they couldn't fix it
because the screw was too to the wall. I think
that's the right saying. So I had to buy a

(51:04):
new tire.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
And what kind you believe?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Did you hear it?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (51:08):
I can't believe what I'm hearing from tech that he
doesn't know what to do with it, brewing new tire.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I can't believe it. A new feature with Helen. I
can't believe you've.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Had eighty two years of experience on this earth. I'm
just a young chuck.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
He's still learning, Helen. He's still learning, Helen.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Oh well, it's tiny learned quicker. I mean he's too
loudy to buy a new tire?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Is he trust me? Drive out of yours headn anymore?
They're getting a change of tire.

Speaker 9 (51:45):
My own tires before I got a hold.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Yeah, she's on eighty two and hard eighty two years.
It's just cut headed off tru control snatching. Oh old Helen.
Oh my, well, she can't believe what she's hearing now.

(52:11):
Hell and anyway, we never got to say good bye bye?
Excuse me? What trauma? Hang on, guys, we're only half
an hour away from losing another p side. That's not
much around guys. Jay, Come morning, Jane, Good morning crew.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
How are we this morning?

Speaker 9 (52:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:25):
We go, Jay? So what's your chack to about this
this tire?

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Jackie boy, Jackie boy? Thirty two PSI. You're driving a Tesla,
not a tractor, so you don't need forty two plus?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Being the next trade, it's called a plug kit that
will take you thirty seconds. Plug kit, you plug them up.
Off you go with the last year throw. I've still
got some in the car for three four years. We'll
never go down again.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Okay, So what is it? Just like a band aid
for a time plug?

Speaker 8 (52:55):
So you take the screw out, the nail out, whatever,
whatever it may be.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
You've got a little divice.

Speaker 8 (53:01):
In and out, in and out, you clean the hole out.
You get the plug kit on another tool, push it in,
pull it out. Done, Off you go.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
But as soon as I take the screw out, is
it just going to go?

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Hey, that's okay, that's what it's got to do. So
soon as you take the screw out, it's going to
release their As soon as you put this plug kit
into your tire, it won't come out. And you just
clean the hole out. You take that out and get
the plug the plug on another tool, push it in,
pull it out. Done, Tesla back on the road.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Okay, dagging save your cove under bud advice.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
Where do I get any auto pro shop? You know,
super cheap auto barn BC if I even sell them?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
And then the guy the counter won't do it for you.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
If you suddenly you're knocking on headn's doore.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
To Jared, forty two psize needed for Tessa. You get
alarms on it lower than forty you must be forty two.
Chow Jack, please plug its temporary get it fixed proper.
Bully plugs are not road worthy. A fixed tires on
one of you? Christian slightly slight tangent, There are no
tangents of this show. My surname is tires. That serious

(54:13):
is why I have a radio show. That is. What's
the opposite of a tangent? That is? And we're going
down the main road. Your surname is tires. Last week
Get This had a guy ring me wanting four new tires,
so his master strange conversation, and I don't work in
the tire industry. I work in finance. He must have
got my number from somebody else who just saw You know,
sometimes you've got someone's in your name as Bob Tires,

(54:35):
but he actually is Bob Tires.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
We used to get people ring us fineus in the
white pages as a kid, bring the home phone and
say asking if we were Australia Post.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
You're kidding, Oh no, We've got to come back this tomorrow,
the post story and now our friend here surname tires
Christian get you choose some hubbabubber and stick that on it. Yeah, okay,
we are now actually moving on. Okay, Today's time wast show.

(55:08):
I can't still think about silver with the surname ties
is actually spelled. The say work as well, mind blown
all right, VIP double bars on the time Waste Today
Time the Summer Tour Boy George Bonnie Tyler Starship with
Mickey Thomas and Tony Hadley Rochard Winery, January the twenty fourth.
Today we are looking for your office.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Songs, Office songs?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
How did you find these? Yeah? Challenging MELOPI a side
from me, sudden chance to deflate, rapid deflation with these
office songs when they singing at office works. They love Aerosmith.
There Janey's got a staple gun.

Speaker 14 (55:46):
Yeah yeah right, Silver the Power Point of Love, Huey Lewis,
He's got presentation for the band Silver Plass.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
White as Shade the Pale. That's a great song, Highlight
Shade of Gold. I love the song, mister Blue Sky. Yeah.
Sometimes you might be in a brainstorm eating you need
some mister thinking hazy shader, printer bronze. All right, Jackie,

(56:24):
what what have you got office songs?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I've got Soult and Pepper to start. Let's talk about
death's desks, Baby, let's talk about we go into a
full stop. The Beatles are next. Yeah, they're back in
the h JH R O.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
No, that's Carl very good.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
This is bad. As we head in the footy finals.
We might be hearing the g w S Giants theme song?
Or are we hearing the g WS clients theme song?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
What?

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Jack?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Jack? There never any excuse for stuff like that and
like that at anything.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah. Rod Stewart, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
He's got he's not the set up to any but.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
He's not singing Maggie May. He's singing Maggie's resume.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
All right, okay, just who it ends? All right? What
you got remember beginning all your messages with office songs? I'
see how you guys get on.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Christian O'Connell Show, Time waste Today. We're looking for your
office songs. Jack, you're ready to mark.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Okay, let's see who's getting highlighted. Your chair keys lifting
me higher and higher.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Gas powered office chair silver plus.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Killing me micro softly with his song gold we will
zeeros you Gold. That's very good. Redundancy in the dark
silva instead of red red wine red red pen. I
like get Kirsten Islands in the tea room. Silva barbar

(58:21):
my word, barbar spreadsheet. Have you any woe gold today?
That that is gold? Sam day as you like that
one double sided tape of the moon from so you
spin me right round, you spin my chair right round?
Silver lou Bega, he's now working in an office. That's right,

(58:45):
he's on coffee number five Gold. Oh Nate, well done,
Bohemian aforsady Bronze not needed. Nick and Roeville born in
the un speed Gold Yeah, clever office, nerdy thumb drive

(59:10):
reply all night long, Silver refacts by Frankie goes to Hollywood.
Gold but a sweet photocopy Bronze. Sitting on the docking
station of the bay Warehouse. Yea bronze total paper clips
of the heart. Bronze post it like it's hot Silver.

(59:36):
You shredder, you bet, you bet tunes An girls just
want to have lunch.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Bronze.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
We're back down the ship side of the Mountain Now,
return of the MacBook, Silver, Slim Shady, the cleaning Lady,
what is that a feature or bronze? And finally murder
on the copier. Okay, we really we shake this on
the PSI went right down. Deflation all the way, my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
The only person I've written down is cursed and Red
red Pen. I was waiting for better.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
No, no, I read red Pen. Wow, Wow, this is
the best. That wasn't the best.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
We are back tomorrow morning. The Chuckle Gang returns tomorrow
at six am. What are you going to do today
about that tire? Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
And I don't think I want to do it myself.
I might take it to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
The moment that guy came on, the moment someone tells
me over two moves, I'm out either I just do
the thing now. But if there's two or three, or
it sounds like even four things, then that's like four
ways for me to screw it up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I just know that's got written all over it. The
tire pops in a week's time on the freeway or something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
You can't have that, all right, So today you've been
trying to help Jack out about the screw and his tire.
It's a testa tire. What can he do? Is it
the plug kit? Does he need to go and get someone?
So I need to speak to the mysterious Billy j. T.
You've been helping us tomorrow for the first time ever,
we open the doors to what can it be? Now?
To you?

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
What can it be?

Speaker 13 (01:01:11):
Now? I'm tearing my hair ow I just don't have
to know. How can someone help me?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Let us help you tomorrow morning. Yeah. When I say us,
I mean all the listeners, and my last counts that's
seventeen people primetime guaranteed. Okay, we're good for seventeen other
listeners as well. So if you've got a problem anything
at home, it's on the blink technical term. It's on
the kafutz as perhaps he likes to say, perhaps he's
the only person I noticedays Kafotz. It's on the kaffutz.

(01:01:46):
If you've got anything like that, what can it be?

Speaker 15 (01:01:47):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Let us help you tomorrow on the show. You can
call me down with your problems.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast