March 13, 2025 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Good Morning Jack, Part guys,
Good morning Patsy. Are we excited about your weekends? Jack?
What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm playing golf tomorrow, But I have a golf conundrum.
My friend booked this package that's like eight people with
all the carts and everything paid for, and then as
we got closer to the date, he couldn't find eight
people to fill the spot. So it's like, oh, it's
anyone else got like I ask any friends? So I
asked a friend of mine to come and play, Like
all right, he's locked in, he's pumped. And by the
(00:39):
time I send that message, he goes, oh nah, all
eight spots of field now, So you've got to turn
around and tell your mate he's uninvited.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh that's horrible. You've got to stand down at buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And he was so excited to play. We actually been
meaning to play for a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well are you playing this weekend? Where the supposed to
be great?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And this is called Hidden Valley, this golf course in
the north of the city, and they what they're famous
for or is it what's called an island green? So
on the eighteenth hole, it's a green that's in the
middle of a lake and you've got.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
To hit from the hell cold. That'd be great fun
tomorrow And Patsy, what are you up to?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Sweet going out for dinner with friends tomorrow night, which would.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Be lovely to somewhere local.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, somewhere local.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Sons of Men are actually we've booked and that I
think they do like a beautiful barbecue sort of you know,
long long barbecue, all day sort of meat.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So I'm looking forward to them this weekend. We've got
our oldest friends are over, knowing them since we were
in our early twenties before kids and all that. They're
over visiting Australia for the first time, and so their
daughter has moved to Sydney. So for ten days they
were in Sydney and we kept hearing a lot. It's
their first impression of Australia. Oh my god, Sydney's amazing. Sydney.
(01:44):
There's the flu. We've been to this suburb, we've been
to this bay. My wife and I were getting angry,
okay and slightly defensive, like you know, really hope that
actually they like Melbourne because they wouldn't say anything, but
they'd be thinking, oh, why did they move to Melbourne.
They should have gone to Shine Sydney that's got the harbor.
So anyway, they came last weekend and Melbourne put on
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a show fantastic weather. They're into their F one so
they went for a wander into the city on Monday.
They found the F one fan zone. So that's so
far double thumbs up from Melbourne. They're now prefer over
Sydney then you god great. So we've got Mahaka this week.
They've done Great Ocean Road, They've had two nights in lawn.
The weather's been great. We're having an unusual summer at
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the moment, aren't we. It is really really nice. So
this weekend we're doing the Bush Rangers Bay Walk down there.
If you have done that, it's befure down there Cape Shank.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And if you go early in the morning as well,
you see a lot of kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's what we're hoping at the middle of the day. Yeah,
like any Brits that come over, we just want to
see kangaroos in wild. We saw some last weekend and
they want to see more my friends had actually looked
like Jiassic Park. I went, it's not like kangaroos aren't
like Gyassic Park.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Don't raise that high.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, and then I'm off to see the D's with
their opening round games Sunday. You said that Monday show
could be tough, guys, because at the moment it's all potential.
But we got the Giants, and obviously Giants were incredible
last weekend, but then nothing really counts. It was round zero,
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all right? Coming up next time we get into this
week's Double thumbs Up. This is where I met Jack
and Pats go around the team when we talk about
the things that we're enjoying at the moment.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Every Friday, in the first half an hour, we do
a thing called double thumbs Up where we go around
the team and tell me about the things we're enjoying
at the moment. If you want to chip in with
what you're reading, watching, whatever it is streaming at the moment,
let me know. Text in four seven, five, three, one
oh four three for me this week. Really enjoying a
brilliant new TV show called Paradise. It's on Disney Plus
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it's a political thriller. It's a who Done It that's
smart and got heart as well. Same guy. I don't
know if you ever short saw a show that ran
for a couple of seasons. It was brilliant called This
is Us.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It was huge tears.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah that one, yeah, that one, yeah, yeah yeah, every
episode in tiers. Brilliant show called This is Our. Same
creator and writer of that doing Paradise, which is very
very good. And then a very quick documentary on Netflix
which is half an hour called The Only Girl in
the Choir about the first woman to join the New
York Filharmonarch Orchestra. It's an amazing half hour watch, really inspirational,
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great story as well.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
There's gonna be more half our doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Such a perfect set up paid off in thirty minutes.
It's great. Yeah, really really good. Only Girl in the Orchestra,
it's very very good. That's on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast every Friday.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
The start of the show, then we do a thing
called double thumbs Up. This is where we talk about
the shows or the things that are lighting us up
at the moment. If you've got something that you want
to share with us, might New TV show whatever it
is for you, please you can test the show four seven,
five three, one oh four three. Patsy, what have you
been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Omstand ten pound palms.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
The second series has just dropped, and we loved the
first series.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I love a period drama.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
This is about Australia and you know, the poems immigrating out,
incredible stories and just the hardships that they faced and
what you know, a snapshot of what Australia was at
the time, and just the racism and just the hardship
of even just securing housing and jobs.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And all that they sort of all the flak that
they caught do. We absolutely adore it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And I think the difference with this series from the
first one is that there's this it feels like this
renewed confidence from the cast, like they're really settled into
the series and they're more it's like they're more confident
and just sort of set in what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Love it.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It's beautifully shot and it's just fantastic.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
It's on stand.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
We adore it.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And the other thing.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We went to the movies the other day and saw
Paddington in Peru.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The going to see it next week. With my two daughters, right,
you know, genuinely I love the Palatine movies. Paddington, iiO.
I mean this. People think I'm joking. So this is
in my top ten movie. I love.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
To Gordy to his first ever movie at the cinemas
and they went sawd Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Is it good.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I loved the little goes all the way out there
he goes to find his aunt. Oh my god, I
was missing.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yes, she's missing, but it's all good.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
In the the thing about it, there's a really strong
undertone of you know, kids spreading their wings.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You'll really.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Need world, you will. It was banged up for a crime.
He didn't give me the.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Second that Paddington an adult, Buriers child, Well, it's a child.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's a child.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
But there's a line in the movie and it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Just doesn't stay imprud does he is coming next Wednesday night?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Now the line in the movie where the mom says,
it's just what happens, and when you see it you
will get the context of it.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And I just said, tears in the context of it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
They've time. I don't need this in it, just what happens.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
But home is always where the heart is.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh my god. In my Peru. You know the kids
got me for for Christmas. They chipped and they got
me a little toy Paddington by my computer desk. But
if I go and see it next when it's sad,
I'm going to have a face in the other way.
I can't have him looking at me. Reminded me that
he's left home as well. You an't got Paddington anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You love it, well, then you might know this. I've
never seen Paddington's I don't know the context, but since
seeing it, Gordy started to put his sandwich in his heart.
He's got over his head.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And Antonio Banderas is in this one.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
And Olivia Coleman, who is always fantastic.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Plays She should be in every show.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
She's so good.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Courage must be the bis agent in the world because
whatever thing is, she just elevates every rock gold.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, you'll love it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's brilliant to see it. Jackie boy, what have you
enjoyed this week?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
We're still watching White Lotus. Honestly ten out of ten
it's been my favorite show of the year. And then
we're still watching a whole lot of nature documentaries with
Gordy because.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We've had great it's like wholesome TV.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I used to watch The Simpsons with him, and now
Banker said, all right, he's old enough now to know
what's inappropriate and that's got to stop. So it's nature
documentaries now. But yesterday it was two seals attacking each
other and you know, it got pretty violent, so we've
had to turn that off even.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And what is Gordy like when he sees stuff like that,
because some of those nature documentaries are heartbreaking.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Underwater, but he loves anything underwater at the moment, and
he's so much so that like he even wants the
ugly old angler fish. Have you seen those things? Yes,
a look at the bottom of the ocean. He even
feels empathy for the angler.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh my god, that's great. And he loves Paddington.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Just taking a temper to check how we all felt
heading into the first proper opening weekend of the new
footy season. How we'll about our teams and one of
us on the show, any one of us on the
team is a Carton fan. And they were pretty buoyant
as they should have been that last night's game would
have been a mere formality because most keen eyed puntits
(09:14):
have been saying that Paul Richmond could actually be in
theory this year winless, an entire season with not one win.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
She actually bought up the sports bedding odds yesterday during
the show. During the song, Sin said, look, look.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Richard, ready to put the house. That person has not
come to work today because they're a Carton fan. And
I understand, I actually understand. First of all, what a
game for the ages. For a neutral fan last night,
it was just great town footy back. It was properly back.
It was a packed house. A comeback like that from
what forty one points down, even if it was an
(09:47):
experienced team to come back like that. But Ben in mind,
there were a lot of teenagers playing at that level
of making their Debutyle.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Right to win, Richmond, And that's what made it so
fun as a neutral supporter is because we love an underdog,
we a big comeback and it was just too funny.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yes for the rest, I'm sorry sorry Blues fans, it
was high comedy.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
They just flailed and they disappeared.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I wonder how many people just watched it up until
halftime and thought, oh god, you know this is going
to be the Blues romping home in the second half.
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I was ready to go to bed. I was actually
brushing my teeth when when Richmond started to mount a
comeback and I thought, all right, well, I'll just stay
for one more, one more, one more and then what
do they kick? Like nine goals in a row?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah? They did twelve or the fourteen were mainly kids
taking on grown men who apparently were going to make
them winless this season. It was amazing. There's a couple
of other moments for me as well. Did you catch
the guy in the crowd who would have gone to
get this T shirt especially made he had a T
shirt on that just setting capitols, white lettering on black
anyone but Collinwood? Right, that guy was my hero as well. Right.
(10:52):
The other thing that was amazing. So this morning I
got in aubern and as soon as he got in
the car, right, I sat in the back of this
little Honda r CRV whatever it was. The guy goes
morning Christian and he goes before we go on, I
just want to say, I'm a Blues fan, please take
it early on me. It was like therapy. This guy.
He was shouting at half five this morning, This poor guy. Right,
(11:12):
him and his wife watching a game yesterday. He's a
mad keen Blues fan. Right. He tipped them to win
by thirty points, right, which isn't crazy. It got to
half time, right, and his wife said, can we watch
something else? Now you're obviously going to just smash it.
It's gonna be boring in the second half. And he went, now,
we're going to lose this, and she had to go
at him and said, you are an eternal pessimist. He went,
(11:32):
I'm a Carton fan and lo and behold, they screwed all.
They shot the beds and lost a whole thing to
a bunch of kids.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But there was something like it. It was like a
slow motion car crash where even when Richmond was still
twenty points behind, you like, what's going on here? Something stings?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, and his car Yeah, I don't know what happened
in the locker room with Richmond in a halftime where
they're like, lads, we've got them. Yeah again. White women
smashed it. It's humiliating, exactly poised for where we need
to be, stick to the script, but inspirational stuff from
a lot of those kids and Layla and Luke Trainer
as well and Nankavis some of the players. We've been
there for years. It was great to have ye, but
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my heart does go out checking if you've got a
friend who's a blues fand that kind of result like
that ruins your weekend. This guy today was going, that's
it now for us. The season got smart ahead of you. No, no, no,
I've seen I've seen the true Carlton Now.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Christian compats, please not do any on air? Thank you?
An email, movie reviews owning line Christian Tony Mintsko where
yeah we went see Pantin three. Don't worry, it's all
good in the end. Spoiler alert, Pats. Some kids movies
end in a sad way and it's okay. We now
know he finds his flipping on. Thank you, Pats. No more, Dave,
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he does. She's not going to be taking scene waving.
Christian TV show that we're enjoying the moment is Zero
Day with Robert de Niro. He's awesome in it. That's
very good. All right, let's do it late to the party.
This is your home for all your emails late anything
(13:20):
we talk about on the show, whether you're catching up
with shows this week or all the twelve hundred odd
episodes on demand on the podcast player. iHeart platform. You
can chip in whenever you want. We call it late
to the party. This comes from I always get so
confused when this guy emails a couple of times a year.
And his name is Liam O'Connell, and that is my
dad's name. And I still every time I say it
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like dad chipping in with content at last, a last
minute flourished with some ideas. He's happened me out at
last twenty seven years. So there's another Liam O'Connell always
spooks me. Christian. Listen to show on the radio this
week and you're talking about ideas for themed restaurants, and
I love the ones that you had on the show
yesterday with the Scooby Doo one and the Apocalypse one.
(14:01):
My idea is a restaurant based on the world and
various flavors. It would be called a Taste of the World.
Would you like a meal from Scotland but can't be
bothered going there? Do you want to swing of Guiness
but don't want to go to Ireland? This restaurant is
that restaurant The idea is and This is where it
falls down immediately. The idea is that there will be
one hundred and ninety plus meals. Think of the wastage.
(14:25):
Wastage of the world is what we called and drinks
on rotation with ten of them every month. Some meals
well be permanent, like English fish and chips or Aussie Palmer's.
The customers can join a pole where they vote on
the meal they most want and it joins the next
month's selection. Then you have randomly a country of the
week if you want a potlight one. I'm a huge
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history and geography nerd, and I believe that this is
a great idea for a restaurant actually coming around to
it now, which is not all one hundred and ninety's
a menu. We'll be bigger than a wine list, wouldn't it.
You've got every single country of the world. Thank you
very much. Liam O'Connor, Bracket's not my dad, and then
this is a great one. Christian listens to the podcast
from yesterday's show. I heard Arvan Singh Jimmy moves on
(15:08):
what are the Odds? And he met his name was
called the pa at the airport and he turned up
and there was another Aarvan Singh. There, I have a
problem for you. I just landed in Florida last year,
bleary eyed after a night I walked into a hotel
Saint Petersburg Beach in Florida, where a smiling front desk
agent greeted me. Good morning, sir. Do you have a reservation, Yes,
(15:30):
Larry Banda. He paused, then repeated louder and slower. Do
you have a reservation? Slightly irritated, they repeated, yes, Elle,
Larry Bander. Then I saw his name, Badge, Larry Bander.
Oh ah, the odds Christian in my life. I'm fifty seven.
I've never met another Larry Bander in my life. Turns
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out here was from Malawi, where Banda is a common surname.
They even had a president Banda and English first names
are very popular. Then he told me his brother's name,
Norman Banda. Norman was my late father's name. The bandits
keep coming, are the odds? And then there's a ps
here involving old mate here on the show. Do you
(16:15):
remember Larry Bander we spoke about earlier this year, No,
I don't remember. He came to Australia for the first
time and he met up with Patsy and we went
for coffee. It's a pretty nice thing to do. Actually,
very generous.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Of family just to say holidays.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Do you want to see the radio station?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
But you knew them or you didn't know them.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Just through the show.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, big supporter, A big supporter of Christian in the UK,
which followed out when he came to a stadium.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Arry Larry's a lovely guy.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Really lovely person years.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
PS one one thanks for shout out a few weeks ago.
Met Patsy was a joy. But I need to correct
one detail. This is incredible what she said on air
we met for a coffee not strictly true. We met
the Langham that he wanted to see the radio station.
(17:11):
We had Christian. Within thirty seconds of sitting down at
the Langham Hotel, just after ten am, she said, we
are having champagne, aren't we? Wow? Christian? Of course we did.
No one refuses Patsy. As you well know, Larry banda
low ten am the Langham. I think champagne Larry.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
That traveled tens of thousands of.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It was by the no near the radio station.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No, we know you could be there every day for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's like her office. If we sert the newsroom there,
you would just live at the lab.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Please please, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Now, this could be over very quickly. I said at
the end yesterday, we want to ideally have your stories
about Psycho Brothers. But I guess if you're actually the
clues in the title, the very name Psycho and Brother
means a lot of the stories that I got after
the show yesterday are completely unbroadcastable. Another awful. There's a
thing on my phone now where it gives me like
(18:20):
a three or four wards summary of what the whole
email is. And all AI kept saying was violent altercation
with brother. No, I don't even that is not the
Friday veils that we want on this show. However, I
do have what the emails came yesterday. I can only
read one of them out. So let's open up and
see how far it is before we close it down.
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Psycho Brother stories, this is off. Patsy's brother took a
hammer to Patsy's training wheels on her bike.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Psycho brother takes training wheels and story it's just the story.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Cool him now, But before you pick up the phone,
just think to yourself. Is this the kind of thing
people would like to hear? Will they have a little
lot about it? Or would they go, oh my god,
that's actually horrific. No one's calling him nine four one
four one oh four three. The only email that's broadcastable, Christian,
I heard you after stories. I was, yeah, psycho brother
as well. Mine and I are close now, But it
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wasn't always the case. It was quite an aggressive young man,
and later in life he became a paratrooper, pirate hunter,
poltsaical protector, and prison officer.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
A pirate hunter, yeah, but before.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That he honed his frontline aggression skills on me, his
younger brother. Case in point, As a kid, he used
to box me while wearing ski ski gloves. The main event, though,
happened in the early nineties, A typical argument escalated in
a full blown showdown. Feeling particularly brave or stupid, I
stormed outside, grabbed a brick meant for our bedroom extension,
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held it menacingly over his brand new shiny being Spike.
I'll drop it him, I dare you, he replied, So
I did. The brick landed with a satisfying clank on
his Shimano gears. He bolted inside unexpected. Then he reappeared
with our dog's poop on a stick. That's when I
knew I was in real trouble. Our parents were at work,
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so no one to save miss. He charged. I ran
around the brick piles. We went one way, then the other.
Then he pulled back his arm and held the massive
pile of rex his poop. I ducked expacted on our
garden fence inches from my head. I locked myself on
the toilet for up over an hour at all. Dad
got home. My brother could have smashed his way in
psycho he was, but in hindsight maybe it was a
(20:37):
small act of mercy. It's a great boat now, pirate hunter.
He did access service, the EMO goes on in Somalia
and stuff like that, honing those frontline skills on his
younger brother. All right, so we have one that was
radio word.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, he's a real Goldilots area. Can't be too psycho. Yeah,
we wouldn't broadcast it can't be like or enough that.
It's a boring story.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And by the way, in this story, that wasn't dog peel.
We chased them with I replaced it from the offending article.
Yet we can't any who'sy I guarantee we get no calls.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Christian, it's the way of finding out how many Carlton
membership lanyards got thrown away last night. Come on, we
need to get around Blues fans. This could be any
of us over the next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I think, I said Plumer's smoke coming from Carlton's people
burn membership.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You're right, You've got a big game tonight against Hawthorne.
Might not the d Sunday afternoon taken on the Giants.
This could be us. This could be us in that situation.
Let's I'm now starting to feel ready bad about Carmen
coming back to bite us.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I said it already happened from Collingwood's game on Sunday.
They're already throwing in the tower for the season. Now
Carlton members and supporters are throwing in the tower and
demons joined by Monday.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
The year could be over by Monday. Sadly, no radio
friendly Psycho Brother story. So where light the carton season?
We're shutting it down. It is over and now calling
out at the time of death seven thirteen, Psycho Brother
all right, let's move on now to Friday Flex. This
is a where you can celebrate whatever small, micro tiny
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win you had this week. Maybe there was no one
there to witness it, but it happened. We need to
celebrate it on the show. So let us know your
small Friday Flex nine four one four one four three.
First of all, I must thank two guys as mentioned
this earlier. Our oldest friends are over for the first
time to Australia and they've been staying with us, and
this week we sent them off on to the Great
Ocean Road and lawn. They're coming back to ours at
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lunchtime today. Yesterday the car broke down. It's a night mate,
you've got a phone up. Yeah, you're in a country,
don't know that. Well, they're in the middle of nowhere
as well. Lucky some phone service they cut and it's
a higher car. They called the RACV came out to
wrest them. Two brilliant guys called Adam and Nick. They
obviously got talks as long about you know your English,
why are you over here? And then it turns out
(23:08):
these two guys listen to the show and in turn
for a shout out from us, no charge, Oh not
just that, not just that. They one of them went
and got them some coffees while about while they sorted
out the car. That is why this is the friendliest
country in the world. So Nick and Adam, they actually
said they were chatting to them for an hour. You
guys don't realize this. I always telling this, friends, the
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real reason why we love living in Australias. You are
the friendliest people. They were talking to these two legends
for over an hour. One of them goes and get
some coffees and they said, actually, we didn't know breaking
down could be such a deeply rewarding experience. What I
loved him to say. And those stories make a holiday trip.
They'd take them back to the UK and tell the
other problems. This is how friendly you are. So yeah,
Adam and Nick, thank you very very much for doing
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that and for listening to the show as well. Jackie boy,
what's your Friday flexs? Are we back to Gordy's party?
You plug it in that cable. You've had a big
week of nothing but gains and flexing.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That was the ultimate karaoke set up. But no, yesterday
I had one of the worst jobs completed that I've
ever done, and that was removing a dead possum rest
in peace from the ceiling of our house.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh my god, you did yourself well, don't Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yuck yuck.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
So had there been a smell smell since?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Actually, god, his's party, and I thought.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do you think one of one of his mates had
left here? Review?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I actually thought it might just be a bit of
food left down the side of some furniture. But yesterday
it started to really get okay, this is so bad.
It's either a pipe is burst under the house or
and I stuck my head into the manhole of the roof,
and I was like, it's in the.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Ceiling, so could you see it?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Couldn't see it straight away, but but you smelled you
that it was coming from straight away. I knew, all right,
this is my job to fix this. Even though Bianca
likes to say that there are no gendered roles in
our house, I knew straight away. It's like I would
be climbing up there and getting this.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's an award thing to say, but it's just the
same with me and my wife. Right at some moment
there comes down to a crossroads where I look at
my wife and go, isn't amaze. We're now in this
world now where you can do anything you want. I
can do anything I want, and yet there's a horrible
task that needs to be completed, normally involving a dead animal.
(25:20):
My wife will look at me like after you and
then same with you. Yes, you had to go and
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
There's not even a really I thought of going. Well,
the roof is a small place and you are a
small lady. If you could, you could probably maneuver through
the roof system better than I could. But no, there
was no mention of it. So, like Arnie and Predator
walking through the air fence, I got up there.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And there's hot up there, even on a lukewarm day,
but really hot sum At the moment I.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Asked chat GPT, how what I do?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Did it just say, man up, like like what do
I need to glow balls?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
So it suggested shut gloves, shovel, garbage bags, shovel.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
How big is possible? They smash it on the end
up there, bigger than you think. That little tiny thing in.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
A tree, This is a brushtail, not animal.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Those big bug.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Eyes, Patty tell him, oh, they're like.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Where she eats. They just bite their heads off with
their mouths.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Wouldn't be like a small please them raw.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They are like.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
You used to, probably some kind of British possum.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Tiny little ye a shrew you can fit in a
tea cut.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Or you needed a tea spoon to don't get over
the head?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Where had it died in the roof space?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Like what furthest and furthest possible right place from the manhole?
So I was up there going all over all the
insulation bats. I hate been in there anyway.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You got to be careful because there's like electrical cords
and all.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That, especially because our friend did the reno.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
But I did took the bags up. You took the shovel.
You couldn't believe how.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You don't need the shovel.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Space, Like I needs two of us to get it now.
But he's done, He's gone, rest in peace, love to
his family.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
How good did you feel walking out the house having
dealt with a horrible problem of that? Don't you feel great?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I just felt like he is in terms of like
who should get great status in the family that day?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Wow, anywhere else you're going to go that far?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I probably mentioned it about six times that afternoon.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Your wife pushed his son out and made him inside
of him. You want great status because you took a
dead animal out.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I just kept mentioning under my breath. I was like, well,
I can't believe I did that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You believe Gordon died? What a dad? I just felt
right saying anyone else I want to say it for me?
What a great status dad? All right? What's your Friday.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Flex Christian Colors Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Christian asked Jack did he find where the possum got in?
Otherwise you need to go back up there. You may
get more over the next couple of days. You back
up their Jackie boy.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's too hard. They've been living up there.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh, come on, they've.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Been up there.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
They've got great status. Stall get up there, great status. Man.
There's too many entry points, Christian. Is Jack sure that
that will smell up there or something? The dog poo
that's still on this roof down for the party? Christian?
Maybe Monday you might get more radio friendly stories if
(28:36):
you ask for Psycho Sisters. Not a bad idea. Okay,
we've got the production.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I think that's a compliment. He said that sisters aren't
going to be so.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
They're not going to be as violent as the basically psychopathic,
genuinely two psychopathic stories that we can't even share on air,
some of the ones we count there, Christian. When I
was younger, I accidentally stepped on my brother's lego. He
then took a hammer to the frame of my mongoose
Californian pro BMX bite. Now was a BMX myself. This
(29:05):
is the holy grill of bmx's. That's a beautiful one.
The mongoose. His lego could be real beat rebuilt. My
bike was destroyed. That's from Rick Christian. This is from eron.
When I was a little I had two cabbage patch
kids that I thought of as my children. Were you
into those patsy, No, it was.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
A little bit after my time, but they were messy.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Massive, but terrifying, freaky looking things. You can imagine my
trauma when I walked in a living room and one
day and two I had two older psycho brothers had
ripped off a leg each and were smashing them into
each other's face. Cabbage patch fight. All right, we got
the news headlines. They were telling you about today's Naked Hour.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Good morning to doctor tes Lang. Christian talchat to keep
possums out of the roof space. Get mothballs, throw them
in the roof space. They don't like the smell.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Okay, what a mothball.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
They're like, you can get them women and bunnings. Yeah,
or even in the supermarket aisle jack in the sort
of Lord.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
You don't get moths, not a tiny thing. They eat
the clothing.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
And I thought it mothball was something bad.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
No, no, no, no, it's just to torrent to stop moss
coming in.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what. I thought. It
was like a fur ball, but for a moth that
they created.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, do you know how bigger moth is. It's like
half a millimeter in which I thought I was that
thing chundering up a ball.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I don't know. I thought if someone said I have mothballs,
that was a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, it's not like you've It's not something I met
this guy last night. Mosballs. All right, let's get into
this week's naked Hour.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Oh nag, nag, nag, naked hour, Naked hour. Oh egggg
leggd hour, niggd hour.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Every Friday, we give you a sing the thing, and
you pick the songs they need to be big Friday.
This is kick starts in the weekend. Big songs the
theme today. Songs that immediately begin with the song title.
There are loads of big songs that begin right into it.
The song title is the first line you hear. Beatles
did this a lot. Even my can'ty solo stuff does
a lot as well. Patsy, what song do you think
(31:26):
we should play this morning? Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
And the other band that did a lot was Queen
and I have chosen this week.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I can't of magic.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's a big.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Freddie says it don't need a DJ doing your bang magic.
That's why they all have a go magic again.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
You just proved what I was about to say. Every
now and again you you sing so beautifully, but then
you can I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I mean accidentally, an accidental singer. I can't do it again.
I go to do it again. I can't even the
thought of trying and do it again. God damn, it's
eluded me.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
We need like a show, karaoke live on air.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I don't think anyone knows that, yes we do. They're
listening to professional people do the songs they love, not
not amateurs screeching their way through it. Worst thing you
could hear in the morning as well, sober Oh, I
would actually love her to be fair. Example, perhaps you
love the song this is a great song.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's a great song. It's my favorite queen.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Again, have you got one of your pop up first function?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You know what I did, not so much a fact,
but I learned something in googling this last night in
that I thought the Highland of films, which I loved,
I thought that they had adopted, you know, like pinched
the song just for the soundtrack, but it was actually
apparently written especially for the Highlander movies.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's right about that guy with the magic sword?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah, I love those What was who played that at?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery was in it as well.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
They wrote another. Did they write Flash Gordon? Am I
getting that mixed up?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Did they? Yeah? They did that as well. Yeah, that's
a bang of that is I think that might actually
begin with the song titling it as well. All right,
so listen, Jackie boy before we go to your song.
The last couple of weeks obviously, you know we always
say look it's the last hour. We're really our kickstarting
people's weekend. I want the songs to feel like it's
the first drink on a Friday night. Oh my god,
(33:25):
the weekend's here and Jackie Boy's heard that he's given us.
It hasn't been good. Now I hope you are good.
But it's not Friday. It's not Five Day Friday. Then
there was Nick and Kylie beautiful, beautiful song, but it
(33:50):
ain't Five Day Friday. This was the worst one. Last
week we had an intervention. You're listening to mini pause,
no songs to get your minute pause onto happy to
come on your podcast, Patsy. Now I need a big song.
(34:11):
You need a bigger song.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I'm locked and loaded this week. Blink one all the
small things.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
He's back. This is it, well done, shootcare Joes themes.
This is a brilliant Friday song.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Christian O'Connell show Go On podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Last song picked by us this morning from eight this morning,
you were controlled the show. We hand it up to you.
We call the Naked Out. We give you a theme.
You pick all the songs. Theme today. Songs that immediately
begin with the song title. Christian, the heat is on, Yes,
(34:51):
I'm just giving the producers time to get the clip.
Did it? I can't start singing yet. He it on
favorite of the song, Christian, I got real bang of
you for Friday? Hold On tight by E l O.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
How does that.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Is it? Dreams? All love to you?
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Dreams?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Quick? Google's hold On? It's got quite a low key?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
What happened? We used to play the cuck.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't know what's going on series. I don't know
if it's Carton fans out there and running the show
to then a little bit down. But when has it
ever been relying on us just doing like a human
beat box? The Queen I want it all? Patsy mentioned
it's a kind of magic magic obviously, like doing this strong,
(35:38):
hard start now. Phoebe in the newsroom obviously is texted in,
obviously too terrified to mention it to her boss. Is
there any way I speak to him? Get under the
desk as well? On Friday, Phoebe blink twice. If you're
being held against your well being made to work for
(35:58):
Trina Giant's hardest job in showbiz, Phoebe thank you, which
is a distressed signal as well. If you read that
message backward says, please send out. But anyway, last night, Yes,
great songs. Oh suddenly it's the two thousands beatles. Hey, dude,
(36:23):
listen to that Paul right up close into a microphone. Hey,
it's like he's in your ear, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Anyway? All right, Oh well, well don't producing. They've got
some song clips. Now let's go to Craig. Morning, Craig,
I'm good, Craig. Okay. Song that begins immediately with the
song title what do you love? Bite, Singernails, red Wine?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Why sum i Joe read vine?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
This always reminds me of like earlier excess. This is
a great one, Craig, brilliant idea. Thank you very much.
Enjoy your weekend. Let's get a Richard now. Good morning
Richard born in Christian Welcome for show.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Happen a bit of acadeca were back in black?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Straight in there? Great one, Richard. And let's try Mick now,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mick, Mick.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
That'll be me. Good guys, make happy Friday? And what's
the song you'd love to hear? Well?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
This guy is on both categories.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
It starts with the words who who are you?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
And it's also a Friday banger.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
June all right, some more other ones that are coming
through songs that begin to music with the song title Hello,
it's me Jack Jack that one in your back pocket?
Case we didn't like this small thing? Hello? No Jack
twisted sister? Oh we got a like this? Maybe we
(38:04):
kick off the hour of pout with this? What about? Right?
Said Fred? Is this late eighties?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I am sixty I love to sixty four, my love
loves going to leave.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That is a Friday vibe oas some might say, of
course I the beasts said it, oaysless you want to
do it? And clem fry you heard it from me.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But are you doing the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
This is a public service what we're about to do
in the next twenty minutes. Wow. We One of the
worst things about being an adult is your life is
constantly an endless stream of to do things. And on
that to do list, you're lucky in an hourly stay
with all the best intentions in the world to get
what one or two things done. That's what every single day.
So today, thanks to air Tasker, which is a brilliant
(39:06):
whatever you need doing, you post it up there. You
put some money on it and the quote start rolling
in it. I've used a lot. It's great. We have
a couple of two hundred and fifty dollars vouchers, which
actually means you could get several tasks ticked off on
there on air Tasker. So we need if only we
had like a superhero jack, Yes, we need one. You
know last year we had like cash Man and pint Man,
(39:28):
something like, oh god, task Man, task Man, task Man.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
I'm the task man.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh my god, I'm the genie. If you say his
name twice, he's here. Hang on, what happened to those lyrics?
Maybe I'll post that up on air Tasker a producer
that we'll do a bit more than the bare minimum
and on Friday.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm the task man.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Job Oh just that.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Maybe he's about to come in here.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, yeah, I do tasks. That's what I like to do.
That dad a tasking Christian.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
As I like to say, less is more with music,
but more is more when it comes to doing task.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, that's what I'm here for. Yeah, what are your
top kind of tasks to do? Task Man?
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Oh, I'm the handiest superhero in the whole land, so
you can give me anything from fixing your bathroom.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Mirror to getting a dear red from under your bed.
No task is too small or too big.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
That we agreed, yes, And what are your favorite tools?
You've got all the tools ever you want, flathead, Christian.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
That's like shooting my favorite child. But I can't go
past my circular saw.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
What if I get rid of that mirror hanging and
suddenly you're getting out a giant saw. Please, you're chopping
the mirror up? Are you?
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Task man does has very different unique ways to solve
a task, but he always.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Gets it done.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yes, yeah, And so how do you see this work?
And they call in and pitch their task to you, tasky.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Christian, task and you shall receive.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Found task and you shall receive.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
So whatever task you may have on your to do
list that's bugging you, you go home and you see
it in your life.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Still haven't. Don't you worry?
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Just call nine four one four one O four three
the task man hotline and task and you shall receive.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I like it all right, lines are open. Now what
do you need doing?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Christian, do you think air taskman could fix an F
seven eight folt and a mealate dish or wash your
damn right you can. He's on his hands and nissa
on that im parlor out like a good in very
good ben in Coburg. I'm the task Man all right,
thanks to air Tasker, the task Man is here and
(42:15):
he loves to tick off your items. Nine four one
four one o four three task Man? Are you ready?
I'm ready, Christian, Okay. First, then we've got Susie. Good morning, Susie.
Good morning, Christian, Good morning Susie. You're live with the
superhero of the to do list, task Man, task Man,
(42:36):
task Man. Can I ask your question?
Speaker 8 (42:39):
Yes you can.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
We've been living.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
In darkness for the last year. I can open my
Venetian blind.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
But I need someone to restring.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Them for me.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Well, Susie, I would love to bring you from the
darkness into the light duty with some new Venetian bra
blind street.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
What told you used to restring in Venetian sounds rude,
isn't it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
This? This is rude?
Speaker 8 (43:09):
To fix it? Old you my handy screw driver.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I'm basically it's just a togg and at the top
and needs restring it. And then you get the circular saurow.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Do you.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Cut a hole in the blind.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Susie, you get two hundred and fifty dollars for air Tasker.
Light is coming your way.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Have a great weekend, Susie. Kathy, good morning. You're live
with task Man. Good morning Heavy, she's intimidating prowess. Hello,
she's from She's from Hell.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
Okay, tell us what task Man can help you in?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Task Man, task Man, task Man, Please, I'm bending down
on my knees. Stop it. Come and put a tail
roll up.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I'm sick of heaving and I'm throwing over the door.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
It would be my pleasure to help you wrap yourself
tightly in a beautiful last news.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Now you can just get that screwdriver out. Kathy, you
got two hundred and fifty dollars to spend on air Tasker.
Thank you. That's all right, Kathy, just taking awak from
smoking nine hundred darts a day. Dan, Good morning, Dan,
(44:37):
Good morning, Christian. How are you good? Thank you, Dan?
Thanks you very much for joining us and Dan. Can
you believe you are with a superhero of our times?
Task Man? Hi, task Man, good morning. Please please, mister
task man.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Can you help me out please?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I've got a hole in my ceiling for my balcony leak.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
You've come to the right place. If there's an do
you want to con fix that ceiling? Dan, it's me
task man.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
He's got the right screw driver for the job.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
What did you just turn up with like a small pouch?
You got my three tools, a screwdriver, a circular saw.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
To reap blast of the ceiling. I'll bring an.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
You guys, bring that trowel and some cement powder. This
cement powder, you'll bring an extra bit of ceilings. Now
you go to Buddings, going the buddings go where the ceilings?
I'm worried. Did they think it's actually you come out
to do this bods job. You're counting to be getting
(45:45):
out of his van with some ceiling. All right, Dan,
you win two hundred and fifty does to find an
actual pro with his own ceiling. Let's go to Rene.
Good morning, cast.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Man, taskman, please help.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
I'm a single.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Mom of four boys and my car.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Is in desperate need of a clean.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I just don't have the time between all the school
drop offs and sporting.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
It just needs a clean.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
It's been over a year.
Speaker 8 (46:15):
I've got all the time in the world for you. Renee.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
I'll open that car door. I'll get into every little
looking greaty.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
With that stool driver. What spare the rubbish with you?
Like a jousting stick, bloody hair, a car Jim Jimmy Jim,
Jimmy Jim Jim, Dick Vandyke, I'll sleep and please my gosh,
(46:43):
chimney sweep. All right, you also win two hundred and
fifty dollar voucher four Air Tasker. Well done, Thank you taskman. Well,
hopefully we see you. That was very kitty. Look out
for him at the week Cane. You'll see him is
found the chimney sweepsticking out the top of it and
some ceiling. Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Christian O'Connell's show Today on the time Waste, we're sending
you to Melbourne Zoo and they're raw and poor. This
is Melbourne Zoo's new after hours Craft Beer and Spirits Festival,
coming the twenty first to the twenty second of March.
It is a VIP double bass express entry, your own
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(47:30):
cheeses and seasonal fruits and a complimentary picnick blanket. All right,
big weekend F one, This weekend, you're going down Patsy
you and the pit stuff.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
No, no, you know, I've never been to the JP.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
How I thought with a big corporate thing like that,
you'd be right all only my god, indeed, I've never
been to the Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Oh, that wouldn't be bad. How did you see him
in today's paper?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
But he was wearing like these very snazzy black leather suit.
I'll be hot in the car and that isn't it
dripping in gold jewelry?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Are you just fawning over him? I thought we were
going to get some information like.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
A hot favorite or you know, what to do with
the racist weekend? There is very shock you can get
in that leather catsuit or something.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
No, you know, I just like smoke.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Shall we get it? Okay? The F one tops the
power rankings for the loudest sports events in Australia, coming
in at one hundred and forty six dB. And if
you're not a radio pro like me, that means decibels.
It's the equivalent of standing next to a military jet
during takeoff an even when they're in the practice laps,
you can hear it and hear for about half an
(48:43):
hour or forty minutes away. Second loudest recorded moment was
one hundred and twenty two dB decibel. Still at the
why have you put this one in? You can mention
any of England's fantastic performances at the actress. Why would
you go back to twenty seventeen and our collab the
Boxing day test you're on the twenty seventeen ashes. I
(49:03):
was a straighted, crushed outless How dare you real? A
hapless England cipher or Neil Wow?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Almost as loud as a Formula one? We don't have
to be English?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Is not nice? What about twenty When was it eleven? Well,
we crushed Australia right here and it would have been
the sound of one hundred thousand six Boeing and majestic
England side. I not go all the way back to
twenty eleven, just a couple of years ago. All right,
Today we're looking for your car bands. Jim Rowson was
(49:35):
in a great car band, that's right, the Commodores.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
We're confusing because the Commodoors were a band as well.
Bronze for me?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
What about tire straits Gold? You love a little day
wou car don't you Korean carn Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
I'll tell you what the rapper, Method Man and Raykon
get in that. That's right, De Wu Tang cland thank
you my friends, even for the name checks. And I
left out Riz, Motley, Cruz Control.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
I wondered, actually why you were googling so.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Have don't don't need to see them live the bands, Raykon,
Method Man, Sorry, go again, Motley Cruz Control, Silver, Jeep Trick, Gold,
Oh we love playing that song Zoom by Fat Larry's Band.
He loves getting in the back of a Fiat Larry's band. Bronze,
(50:26):
all right, so Mini Van Halen, Silver Blaze. All right, Jackie,
what have you got?
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Car bands Imagine wagons.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh that's very good, Gold.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Indicatie Perry for the Indicator.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah, Gold, Helen Rebby,
Childish Bronze Uriah Beep and again Childish with the beep,
car makes a beep.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Bronze, Glove Bucks twenty.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's gold. Right, what have you got then?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Car bands to O'Connell show, Gone, podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Time wasted today as you go into the big F
one weekend, here we're looking for your car band special
show videop double pass. You go to Melbourne Zoo's brilliant
raw and poor Jack. You're ready tomorrow, I'm ready. Let's
rev up Gold. Oh my god, look at them go.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
That sounded like one hundred and forty decibeled.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
One and forty two, one hundred and forty two, Mas Donna.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
That's a silver, Tears for Gears silver plus.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Chalking head gaskets, bronze. I bet that's a podcast, some
dun Lass podcast. Bernard Fanging It Gold Quyne, Nathan Ey
the Kluger, silvere Ario station Wagon Gold. Oh it's a
different screen if you must know. Taylor Suzuki Swift Silver
(51:57):
Plas Michael Datson.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Gold.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I really like that. If you sell down since call
your dealership. That in x R six instead of inexcess,
Throttley Crew Silver, Kingswood Mac Silver, Suzuki Quatro. That's double.
(52:23):
You've got the Suzuki and the Audi Quatro in there. Gold,
well done, two golds, Lincoln car Park Silver Laura. That
should have been a gold snoop fog like, come on,
that's you gotta get. That's that's goldworthy. Sir Master, a lot,
(52:45):
Sir Master a lot. Well, I'm Tony and I the
Uncanny exhaust men. No no, no, rob ed gearn gold
and easy e scooter. Well done, that's a gold as well. Yeah,
well done? All right then who is of too? Melbourne's
all the time wasted today?
Speaker 3 (53:05):
I like Michael Datson.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah okay, that's sir Sean, you're today's winner.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Good Luck to Obamas tonight has the demons. All that
laughing at the Blues fans has now come back into
me as a sick feeling of dread light. Why did
you laugh at them? You don't know, you're not going
to get on Sunday afternoon, you know, be careful. What
goes around comes around, and that horrible Yeah, it's this
back foot, he's back and then sudden you see your
(53:33):
team and then poor Blues fans today. If your friends
are Blues fans, get around the day, because that was
a comeback for the ages. If you're not a Carton fan,
it's just humiliating to you, beaten by basically people that
were children.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Children they never played before, ever played a big.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Opening game with funt of came not that and you
had it all anyway, you know what, you don't mean.
We're not helping. Actually, we're not helping at all. All
I'm saying is I hope we're not joining you Monday
Misery on Monday Show. Then we didn't. We didn't really
get up and around with Psycho Brothers. Unfortunately, we did
(54:10):
get a lot of stories with Psycho Brothers, but some
of them involved actual weapons. Well why exageraight? I mean
I've actually seen and read stories about actual weapons knives, bullets, guns.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Emails we should really send to the police.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Read on it. Yes, you're quite right. They shouldn't just
be sitting in my inbox right now. However, I'm hoping
that Monday one of you suggested that actually we're probably
going to get safe for radio friendly stories with Psycho Sisters.
We will find out Monday if that's true. Email me
if you've got a great Psycho Sister story. Christian at
Christian O'Connor dot com dot AU. Thank you very much
(54:46):
all the calls, all the texts this week. Have a
great weekend. Good luck to all your teams. Go and
enjoy the f one if you go in this weekend.
And what a great weekend in Melbourn. It's going to
be this weekend. Have a great weekend. Thanks for joining us.
We're back Monday, but
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Christian Montal Show podcast
Got anything good.
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Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Good Morning Jack, Part guys,
Good morning Patsy. Are we excited about your weekends? Jack?
What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm playing golf tomorrow, But I have a golf conundrum.
My friend booked this package that's like eight people with
all the carts and everything paid for, and then as
we got closer to the date, he couldn't find eight
people to fill the spot. So it's like, oh, it's
anyone else got like I ask any friends? So I
asked a friend of mine to come and play, Like
all right, he's locked in, he's pumped. And by the
(00:39):
time I send that message, he goes, oh nah, all
eight spots of field now, So you've got to turn
around and tell your mate he's uninvited.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh that's horrible. You've got to stand down at buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And he was so excited to play. We actually been
meaning to play for a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well are you playing this weekend? Where the supposed to
be great?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And this is called Hidden Valley, this golf course in
the north of the city, and they what they're famous
for or is it what's called an island green? So
on the eighteenth hole, it's a green that's in the
middle of a lake and you've got.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
To hit from the hell cold. That'd be great fun
tomorrow And Patsy, what are you up to?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Sweet going out for dinner with friends tomorrow night, which would.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Be lovely to somewhere local.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, somewhere local.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Sons of Men are actually we've booked and that I
think they do like a beautiful barbecue sort of you know,
long long barbecue, all day sort of meat.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So I'm looking forward to them this weekend. We've got
our oldest friends are over, knowing them since we were
in our early twenties before kids and all that. They're
over visiting Australia for the first time, and so their
daughter has moved to Sydney. So for ten days they
were in Sydney and we kept hearing a lot. It's
their first impression of Australia. Oh my god, Sydney's amazing. Sydney.
(01:44):
There's the flu. We've been to this suburb, we've been
to this bay. My wife and I were getting angry,
okay and slightly defensive, like you know, really hope that
actually they like Melbourne because they wouldn't say anything, but
they'd be thinking, oh, why did they move to Melbourne.
They should have gone to Shine Sydney that's got the harbor.
So anyway, they came last weekend and Melbourne put on
(02:05):
a show fantastic weather. They're into their F one so
they went for a wander into the city on Monday.
They found the F one fan zone. So that's so
far double thumbs up from Melbourne. They're now prefer over
Sydney then you god great. So we've got Mahaka this week.
They've done Great Ocean Road, They've had two nights in lawn.
The weather's been great. We're having an unusual summer at
(02:26):
the moment, aren't we. It is really really nice. So
this weekend we're doing the Bush Rangers Bay Walk down there.
If you have done that, it's befure down there Cape Shank.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And if you go early in the morning as well,
you see a lot of kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's what we're hoping at the middle of the day. Yeah,
like any Brits that come over, we just want to
see kangaroos in wild. We saw some last weekend and
they want to see more my friends had actually looked
like Jiassic Park. I went, it's not like kangaroos aren't
like Gyassic Park.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Don't raise that high.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, and then I'm off to see the D's with
their opening round games Sunday. You said that Monday show
could be tough, guys, because at the moment it's all potential.
But we got the Giants, and obviously Giants were incredible
last weekend, but then nothing really counts. It was round zero,
(03:14):
all right? Coming up next time we get into this
week's Double thumbs Up. This is where I met Jack
and Pats go around the team when we talk about
the things that we're enjoying at the moment.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Every Friday, in the first half an hour, we do
a thing called double thumbs Up where we go around
the team and tell me about the things we're enjoying
at the moment. If you want to chip in with
what you're reading, watching, whatever it is streaming at the moment,
let me know. Text in four seven, five, three, one
oh four three for me this week. Really enjoying a
brilliant new TV show called Paradise. It's on Disney Plus
(03:47):
it's a political thriller. It's a who Done It that's
smart and got heart as well. Same guy. I don't
know if you ever short saw a show that ran
for a couple of seasons. It was brilliant called This
is Us.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It was huge tears.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah that one, yeah, that one, yeah, yeah yeah, every
episode in tiers. Brilliant show called This is Our. Same
creator and writer of that doing Paradise, which is very
very good. And then a very quick documentary on Netflix
which is half an hour called The Only Girl in
the Choir about the first woman to join the New
York Filharmonarch Orchestra. It's an amazing half hour watch, really inspirational,
(04:22):
great story as well.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
There's gonna be more half our doctor.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Such a perfect set up paid off in thirty minutes.
It's great. Yeah, really really good. Only Girl in the Orchestra,
it's very very good. That's on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast every Friday.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
The start of the show, then we do a thing
called double thumbs Up. This is where we talk about
the shows or the things that are lighting us up
at the moment. If you've got something that you want
to share with us, might New TV show whatever it
is for you, please you can test the show four seven,
five three, one oh four three. Patsy, what have you
been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Omstand ten pound palms.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
The second series has just dropped, and we loved the
first series.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I love a period drama.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
This is about Australia and you know, the poems immigrating out,
incredible stories and just the hardships that they faced and
what you know, a snapshot of what Australia was at
the time, and just the racism and just the hardship
of even just securing housing and jobs.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And all that they sort of all the flak that
they caught do. We absolutely adore it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And I think the difference with this series from the
first one is that there's this it feels like this
renewed confidence from the cast, like they're really settled into
the series and they're more it's like they're more confident
and just sort of set in what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Love it.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It's beautifully shot and it's just fantastic.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
It's on stand.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
We adore it.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And the other thing.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We went to the movies the other day and saw
Paddington in Peru.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The going to see it next week. With my two daughters, right,
you know, genuinely I love the Palatine movies. Paddington, iiO.
I mean this. People think I'm joking. So this is
in my top ten movie. I love.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
To Gordy to his first ever movie at the cinemas
and they went sawd Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Is it good.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I loved the little goes all the way out there
he goes to find his aunt. Oh my god, I
was missing.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yes, she's missing, but it's all good.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
In the the thing about it, there's a really strong
undertone of you know, kids spreading their wings.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You'll really.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Need world, you will. It was banged up for a crime.
He didn't give me the.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Second that Paddington an adult, Buriers child, Well, it's a child.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's a child.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
But there's a line in the movie and it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Just doesn't stay imprud does he is coming next Wednesday night?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Now the line in the movie where the mom says,
it's just what happens, and when you see it you
will get the context of it.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And I just said, tears in the context of it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
They've time. I don't need this in it, just what happens.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
But home is always where the heart is.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh my god. In my Peru. You know the kids
got me for for Christmas. They chipped and they got
me a little toy Paddington by my computer desk. But
if I go and see it next when it's sad,
I'm going to have a face in the other way.
I can't have him looking at me. Reminded me that
he's left home as well. You an't got Paddington anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You love it, well, then you might know this. I've
never seen Paddington's I don't know the context, but since
seeing it, Gordy started to put his sandwich in his heart.
He's got over his head.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And Antonio Banderas is in this one.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
And Olivia Coleman, who is always fantastic.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Plays She should be in every show.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
She's so good.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Courage must be the bis agent in the world because
whatever thing is, she just elevates every rock gold.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, you'll love it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's brilliant to see it. Jackie boy, what have you
enjoyed this week?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
We're still watching White Lotus. Honestly ten out of ten
it's been my favorite show of the year. And then
we're still watching a whole lot of nature documentaries with
Gordy because.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We've had great it's like wholesome TV.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I used to watch The Simpsons with him, and now
Banker said, all right, he's old enough now to know
what's inappropriate and that's got to stop. So it's nature
documentaries now. But yesterday it was two seals attacking each
other and you know, it got pretty violent, so we've
had to turn that off even.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And what is Gordy like when he sees stuff like that,
because some of those nature documentaries are heartbreaking.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Underwater, but he loves anything underwater at the moment, and
he's so much so that like he even wants the
ugly old angler fish. Have you seen those things? Yes,
a look at the bottom of the ocean. He even
feels empathy for the angler.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh my god, that's great. And he loves Paddington.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Just taking a temper to check how we all felt
heading into the first proper opening weekend of the new
footy season. How we'll about our teams and one of
us on the show, any one of us on the
team is a Carton fan. And they were pretty buoyant
as they should have been that last night's game would
have been a mere formality because most keen eyed puntits
(09:14):
have been saying that Paul Richmond could actually be in
theory this year winless, an entire season with not one win.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
She actually bought up the sports bedding odds yesterday during
the show. During the song, Sin said, look, look.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Richard, ready to put the house. That person has not
come to work today because they're a Carton fan. And
I understand, I actually understand. First of all, what a
game for the ages. For a neutral fan last night,
it was just great town footy back. It was properly back.
It was a packed house. A comeback like that from
what forty one points down, even if it was an
(09:47):
experienced team to come back like that. But Ben in mind,
there were a lot of teenagers playing at that level
of making their Debutyle.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Right to win, Richmond, And that's what made it so
fun as a neutral supporter is because we love an underdog,
we a big comeback and it was just too funny.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yes for the rest, I'm sorry sorry Blues fans, it
was high comedy.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
They just flailed and they disappeared.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I wonder how many people just watched it up until
halftime and thought, oh god, you know this is going
to be the Blues romping home in the second half.
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I was ready to go to bed. I was actually
brushing my teeth when when Richmond started to mount a
comeback and I thought, all right, well, I'll just stay
for one more, one more, one more and then what
do they kick? Like nine goals in a row?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah? They did twelve or the fourteen were mainly kids
taking on grown men who apparently were going to make
them winless this season. It was amazing. There's a couple
of other moments for me as well. Did you catch
the guy in the crowd who would have gone to
get this T shirt especially made he had a T
shirt on that just setting capitols, white lettering on black
anyone but Collinwood? Right, that guy was my hero as well. Right.
(10:52):
The other thing that was amazing. So this morning I
got in aubern and as soon as he got in
the car, right, I sat in the back of this
little Honda r CRV whatever it was. The guy goes
morning Christian and he goes before we go on, I
just want to say, I'm a Blues fan, please take
it early on me. It was like therapy. This guy.
He was shouting at half five this morning, This poor guy. Right,
(11:12):
him and his wife watching a game yesterday. He's a
mad keen Blues fan. Right. He tipped them to win
by thirty points, right, which isn't crazy. It got to
half time, right, and his wife said, can we watch
something else? Now you're obviously going to just smash it.
It's gonna be boring in the second half. And he went, now,
we're going to lose this, and she had to go
at him and said, you are an eternal pessimist. He went,
(11:32):
I'm a Carton fan and lo and behold, they screwed all.
They shot the beds and lost a whole thing to
a bunch of kids.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But there was something like it. It was like a
slow motion car crash where even when Richmond was still
twenty points behind, you like, what's going on here? Something stings?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, and his car Yeah, I don't know what happened
in the locker room with Richmond in a halftime where
they're like, lads, we've got them. Yeah again. White women
smashed it. It's humiliating, exactly poised for where we need
to be, stick to the script, but inspirational stuff from
a lot of those kids and Layla and Luke Trainer
as well and Nankavis some of the players. We've been
there for years. It was great to have ye, but
(12:12):
my heart does go out checking if you've got a
friend who's a blues fand that kind of result like
that ruins your weekend. This guy today was going, that's
it now for us. The season got smart ahead of you. No, no, no,
I've seen I've seen the true Carlton Now.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Christian compats, please not do any on air? Thank you?
An email, movie reviews owning line Christian Tony Mintsko where
yeah we went see Pantin three. Don't worry, it's all
good in the end. Spoiler alert, Pats. Some kids movies
end in a sad way and it's okay. We now
know he finds his flipping on. Thank you, Pats. No more, Dave,
(12:54):
he does. She's not going to be taking scene waving.
Christian TV show that we're enjoying the moment is Zero
Day with Robert de Niro. He's awesome in it. That's
very good. All right, let's do it late to the party.
This is your home for all your emails late anything
(13:20):
we talk about on the show, whether you're catching up
with shows this week or all the twelve hundred odd
episodes on demand on the podcast player. iHeart platform. You
can chip in whenever you want. We call it late
to the party. This comes from I always get so
confused when this guy emails a couple of times a year.
And his name is Liam O'Connell, and that is my
dad's name. And I still every time I say it
(13:40):
like dad chipping in with content at last, a last
minute flourished with some ideas. He's happened me out at
last twenty seven years. So there's another Liam O'Connell always
spooks me. Christian. Listen to show on the radio this
week and you're talking about ideas for themed restaurants, and
I love the ones that you had on the show
yesterday with the Scooby Doo one and the Apocalypse one.
(14:01):
My idea is a restaurant based on the world and
various flavors. It would be called a Taste of the World.
Would you like a meal from Scotland but can't be
bothered going there? Do you want to swing of Guiness
but don't want to go to Ireland? This restaurant is
that restaurant The idea is and This is where it
falls down immediately. The idea is that there will be
one hundred and ninety plus meals. Think of the wastage.
(14:25):
Wastage of the world is what we called and drinks
on rotation with ten of them every month. Some meals
well be permanent, like English fish and chips or Aussie Palmer's.
The customers can join a pole where they vote on
the meal they most want and it joins the next
month's selection. Then you have randomly a country of the
week if you want a potlight one. I'm a huge
(14:45):
history and geography nerd, and I believe that this is
a great idea for a restaurant actually coming around to
it now, which is not all one hundred and ninety's
a menu. We'll be bigger than a wine list, wouldn't it.
You've got every single country of the world. Thank you
very much. Liam O'Connor, Bracket's not my dad, and then
this is a great one. Christian listens to the podcast
from yesterday's show. I heard Arvan Singh Jimmy moves on
(15:08):
what are the Odds? And he met his name was
called the pa at the airport and he turned up
and there was another Aarvan Singh. There, I have a
problem for you. I just landed in Florida last year,
bleary eyed after a night I walked into a hotel
Saint Petersburg Beach in Florida, where a smiling front desk
agent greeted me. Good morning, sir. Do you have a reservation, Yes,
(15:30):
Larry Banda. He paused, then repeated louder and slower. Do
you have a reservation? Slightly irritated, they repeated, yes, Elle,
Larry Bander. Then I saw his name, Badge, Larry Bander.
Oh ah, the odds Christian in my life. I'm fifty seven.
I've never met another Larry Bander in my life. Turns
(15:51):
out here was from Malawi, where Banda is a common surname.
They even had a president Banda and English first names
are very popular. Then he told me his brother's name,
Norman Banda. Norman was my late father's name. The bandits
keep coming, are the odds? And then there's a ps
here involving old mate here on the show. Do you
(16:15):
remember Larry Bander we spoke about earlier this year, No,
I don't remember. He came to Australia for the first
time and he met up with Patsy and we went
for coffee. It's a pretty nice thing to do. Actually,
very generous.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Of family just to say holidays.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Do you want to see the radio station?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
But you knew them or you didn't know them.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Just through the show.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, big supporter, A big supporter of Christian in the UK,
which followed out when he came to a stadium.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Arry Larry's a lovely guy.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Really lovely person years.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
PS one one thanks for shout out a few weeks ago.
Met Patsy was a joy. But I need to correct
one detail. This is incredible what she said on air
we met for a coffee not strictly true. We met
the Langham that he wanted to see the radio station.
(17:11):
We had Christian. Within thirty seconds of sitting down at
the Langham Hotel, just after ten am, she said, we
are having champagne, aren't we? Wow? Christian? Of course we did.
No one refuses Patsy. As you well know, Larry banda
low ten am the Langham. I think champagne Larry.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
That traveled tens of thousands of.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It was by the no near the radio station.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No, we know you could be there every day for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's like her office. If we sert the newsroom there,
you would just live at the lab.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Please please, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Now, this could be over very quickly. I said at
the end yesterday, we want to ideally have your stories
about Psycho Brothers. But I guess if you're actually the
clues in the title, the very name Psycho and Brother
means a lot of the stories that I got after
the show yesterday are completely unbroadcastable. Another awful. There's a
thing on my phone now where it gives me like
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a three or four wards summary of what the whole
email is. And all AI kept saying was violent altercation
with brother. No, I don't even that is not the
Friday veils that we want on this show. However, I
do have what the emails came yesterday. I can only
read one of them out. So let's open up and
see how far it is before we close it down.
(18:41):
Psycho Brother stories, this is off. Patsy's brother took a
hammer to Patsy's training wheels on her bike.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Psycho brother takes training wheels and story it's just the story.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Cool him now, But before you pick up the phone,
just think to yourself. Is this the kind of thing
people would like to hear? Will they have a little
lot about it? Or would they go, oh my god,
that's actually horrific. No one's calling him nine four one
four one oh four three. The only email that's broadcastable, Christian,
I heard you after stories. I was, yeah, psycho brother
as well. Mine and I are close now, But it
(19:19):
wasn't always the case. It was quite an aggressive young man,
and later in life he became a paratrooper, pirate hunter,
poltsaical protector, and prison officer.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
A pirate hunter, yeah, but before.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That he honed his frontline aggression skills on me, his
younger brother. Case in point, As a kid, he used
to box me while wearing ski ski gloves. The main event, though,
happened in the early nineties, A typical argument escalated in
a full blown showdown. Feeling particularly brave or stupid, I
stormed outside, grabbed a brick meant for our bedroom extension,
(19:55):
held it menacingly over his brand new shiny being Spike.
I'll drop it him, I dare you, he replied, So
I did. The brick landed with a satisfying clank on
his Shimano gears. He bolted inside unexpected. Then he reappeared
with our dog's poop on a stick. That's when I
knew I was in real trouble. Our parents were at work,
(20:15):
so no one to save miss. He charged. I ran
around the brick piles. We went one way, then the other.
Then he pulled back his arm and held the massive
pile of rex his poop. I ducked expacted on our
garden fence inches from my head. I locked myself on
the toilet for up over an hour at all. Dad
got home. My brother could have smashed his way in
psycho he was, but in hindsight maybe it was a
(20:37):
small act of mercy. It's a great boat now, pirate hunter.
He did access service, the EMO goes on in Somalia
and stuff like that, honing those frontline skills on his
younger brother. All right, so we have one that was
radio word.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, he's a real Goldilots area. Can't be too psycho. Yeah,
we wouldn't broadcast it can't be like or enough that.
It's a boring story.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And by the way, in this story, that wasn't dog peel.
We chased them with I replaced it from the offending article.
Yet we can't any who'sy I guarantee we get no calls.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Christian, it's the way of finding out how many Carlton
membership lanyards got thrown away last night. Come on, we
need to get around Blues fans. This could be any
of us over the next couple of days.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I think, I said Plumer's smoke coming from Carlton's people
burn membership.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You're right, You've got a big game tonight against Hawthorne.
Might not the d Sunday afternoon taken on the Giants.
This could be us. This could be us in that situation.
Let's I'm now starting to feel ready bad about Carmen
coming back to bite us.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I said it already happened from Collingwood's game on Sunday.
They're already throwing in the tower for the season. Now
Carlton members and supporters are throwing in the tower and
demons joined by Monday.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
The year could be over by Monday. Sadly, no radio
friendly Psycho Brother story. So where light the carton season?
We're shutting it down. It is over and now calling
out at the time of death seven thirteen, Psycho Brother
all right, let's move on now to Friday Flex. This
is a where you can celebrate whatever small, micro tiny
(22:25):
win you had this week. Maybe there was no one
there to witness it, but it happened. We need to
celebrate it on the show. So let us know your
small Friday Flex nine four one four one four three.
First of all, I must thank two guys as mentioned
this earlier. Our oldest friends are over for the first
time to Australia and they've been staying with us, and
this week we sent them off on to the Great
Ocean Road and lawn. They're coming back to ours at
(22:47):
lunchtime today. Yesterday the car broke down. It's a night mate,
you've got a phone up. Yeah, you're in a country,
don't know that. Well, they're in the middle of nowhere
as well. Lucky some phone service they cut and it's
a higher car. They called the RACV came out to
wrest them. Two brilliant guys called Adam and Nick. They
obviously got talks as long about you know your English,
why are you over here? And then it turns out
(23:08):
these two guys listen to the show and in turn
for a shout out from us, no charge, Oh not
just that, not just that. They one of them went
and got them some coffees while about while they sorted
out the car. That is why this is the friendliest
country in the world. So Nick and Adam, they actually
said they were chatting to them for an hour. You
guys don't realize this. I always telling this, friends, the
(23:30):
real reason why we love living in Australias. You are
the friendliest people. They were talking to these two legends
for over an hour. One of them goes and get
some coffees and they said, actually, we didn't know breaking
down could be such a deeply rewarding experience. What I
loved him to say. And those stories make a holiday trip.
They'd take them back to the UK and tell the
other problems. This is how friendly you are. So yeah,
Adam and Nick, thank you very very much for doing
(23:52):
that and for listening to the show as well. Jackie boy,
what's your Friday flexs? Are we back to Gordy's party?
You plug it in that cable. You've had a big
week of nothing but gains and flexing.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That was the ultimate karaoke set up. But no, yesterday
I had one of the worst jobs completed that I've
ever done, and that was removing a dead possum rest
in peace from the ceiling of our house.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh my god, you did yourself well, don't Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yuck yuck.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
So had there been a smell smell since?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Actually, god, his's party, and I thought.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do you think one of one of his mates had
left here? Review?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I actually thought it might just be a bit of
food left down the side of some furniture. But yesterday
it started to really get okay, this is so bad.
It's either a pipe is burst under the house or
and I stuck my head into the manhole of the roof,
and I was like, it's in the.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Ceiling, so could you see it?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Couldn't see it straight away, but but you smelled you
that it was coming from straight away. I knew, all right,
this is my job to fix this. Even though Bianca
likes to say that there are no gendered roles in
our house, I knew straight away. It's like I would
be climbing up there and getting this.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's an award thing to say, but it's just the
same with me and my wife. Right at some moment
there comes down to a crossroads where I look at
my wife and go, isn't amaze. We're now in this
world now where you can do anything you want. I
can do anything I want, and yet there's a horrible
task that needs to be completed, normally involving a dead animal.
(25:20):
My wife will look at me like after you and
then same with you. Yes, you had to go and
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
There's not even a really I thought of going. Well,
the roof is a small place and you are a
small lady. If you could, you could probably maneuver through
the roof system better than I could. But no, there
was no mention of it. So, like Arnie and Predator
walking through the air fence, I got up there.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And there's hot up there, even on a lukewarm day,
but really hot sum At the moment I.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Asked chat GPT, how what I do?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Did it just say, man up, like like what do
I need to glow balls?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
So it suggested shut gloves, shovel, garbage bags, shovel.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
How big is possible? They smash it on the end
up there, bigger than you think. That little tiny thing in.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
A tree, This is a brushtail, not animal.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Those big bug.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Eyes, Patty tell him, oh, they're like.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Where she eats. They just bite their heads off with
their mouths.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Wouldn't be like a small please them raw.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They are like.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
You used to, probably some kind of British possum.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Tiny little ye a shrew you can fit in a
tea cut.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Or you needed a tea spoon to don't get over
the head?
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Where had it died in the roof space?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Like what furthest and furthest possible right place from the manhole?
So I was up there going all over all the
insulation bats. I hate been in there anyway.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You got to be careful because there's like electrical cords
and all.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That, especially because our friend did the reno.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
But I did took the bags up. You took the shovel.
You couldn't believe how.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You don't need the shovel.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Space, Like I needs two of us to get it now.
But he's done, He's gone, rest in peace, love to
his family.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
How good did you feel walking out the house having
dealt with a horrible problem of that? Don't you feel great?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I just felt like he is in terms of like
who should get great status in the family that day?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Wow, anywhere else you're going to go that far?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I probably mentioned it about six times that afternoon.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Your wife pushed his son out and made him inside
of him. You want great status because you took a
dead animal out.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I just kept mentioning under my breath. I was like, well,
I can't believe I did that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You believe Gordon died? What a dad? I just felt
right saying anyone else I want to say it for me?
What a great status dad? All right? What's your Friday.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Flex Christian Colors Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Christian asked Jack did he find where the possum got in?
Otherwise you need to go back up there. You may
get more over the next couple of days. You back
up their Jackie boy.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's too hard. They've been living up there.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh, come on, they've.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Been up there.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
They've got great status. Stall get up there, great status. Man.
There's too many entry points, Christian. Is Jack sure that
that will smell up there or something? The dog poo
that's still on this roof down for the party? Christian?
Maybe Monday you might get more radio friendly stories if
(28:36):
you ask for Psycho Sisters. Not a bad idea. Okay,
we've got the production.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I think that's a compliment. He said that sisters aren't
going to be so.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
They're not going to be as violent as the basically psychopathic,
genuinely two psychopathic stories that we can't even share on air,
some of the ones we count there, Christian. When I
was younger, I accidentally stepped on my brother's lego. He
then took a hammer to the frame of my mongoose
Californian pro BMX bite. Now was a BMX myself. This
(29:05):
is the holy grill of bmx's. That's a beautiful one.
The mongoose. His lego could be real beat rebuilt. My
bike was destroyed. That's from Rick Christian. This is from eron.
When I was a little I had two cabbage patch
kids that I thought of as my children. Were you
into those patsy, No, it was.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
A little bit after my time, but they were messy.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Massive, but terrifying, freaky looking things. You can imagine my
trauma when I walked in a living room and one
day and two I had two older psycho brothers had
ripped off a leg each and were smashing them into
each other's face. Cabbage patch fight. All right, we got
the news headlines. They were telling you about today's Naked Hour.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Good morning to doctor tes Lang. Christian talchat to keep
possums out of the roof space. Get mothballs, throw them
in the roof space. They don't like the smell.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Okay, what a mothball.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
They're like, you can get them women and bunnings. Yeah,
or even in the supermarket aisle jack in the sort
of Lord.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
You don't get moths, not a tiny thing. They eat
the clothing.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
And I thought it mothball was something bad.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
No, no, no, no, it's just to torrent to stop moss
coming in.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what. I thought. It
was like a fur ball, but for a moth that
they created.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, do you know how bigger moth is. It's like
half a millimeter in which I thought I was that
thing chundering up a ball.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I don't know. I thought if someone said I have mothballs,
that was a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, it's not like you've It's not something I met
this guy last night. Mosballs. All right, let's get into
this week's naked Hour.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Oh nag, nag, nag, naked hour, Naked hour. Oh egggg
leggd hour, niggd hour.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Every Friday, we give you a sing the thing, and
you pick the songs they need to be big Friday.
This is kick starts in the weekend. Big songs the
theme today. Songs that immediately begin with the song title.
There are loads of big songs that begin right into it.
The song title is the first line you hear. Beatles
did this a lot. Even my can'ty solo stuff does
a lot as well. Patsy, what song do you think
(31:26):
we should play this morning? Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
And the other band that did a lot was Queen
and I have chosen this week.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I can't of magic.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's a big.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Freddie says it don't need a DJ doing your bang magic.
That's why they all have a go magic again.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
You just proved what I was about to say. Every
now and again you you sing so beautifully, but then
you can I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I mean accidentally, an accidental singer. I can't do it again.
I go to do it again. I can't even the
thought of trying and do it again. God damn, it's
eluded me.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
We need like a show, karaoke live on air.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I don't think anyone knows that, yes we do. They're
listening to professional people do the songs they love, not
not amateurs screeching their way through it. Worst thing you
could hear in the morning as well, sober Oh, I
would actually love her to be fair. Example, perhaps you
love the song this is a great song.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's a great song. It's my favorite queen.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Again, have you got one of your pop up first function?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You know what I did, not so much a fact,
but I learned something in googling this last night in
that I thought the Highland of films, which I loved,
I thought that they had adopted, you know, like pinched
the song just for the soundtrack, but it was actually
apparently written especially for the Highlander movies.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's right about that guy with the magic sword?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah, I love those What was who played that at?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery was in it as well.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
They wrote another. Did they write Flash Gordon? Am I
getting that mixed up?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Did they? Yeah? They did that as well. Yeah, that's
a bang of that is I think that might actually
begin with the song titling it as well. All right,
so listen, Jackie boy before we go to your song.
The last couple of weeks obviously, you know we always
say look it's the last hour. We're really our kickstarting
people's weekend. I want the songs to feel like it's
the first drink on a Friday night. Oh my god,
(33:25):
the weekend's here and Jackie Boy's heard that he's given us.
It hasn't been good. Now I hope you are good.
But it's not Friday. It's not Five Day Friday. Then
there was Nick and Kylie beautiful, beautiful song, but it
(33:50):
ain't Five Day Friday. This was the worst one. Last
week we had an intervention. You're listening to mini pause,
no songs to get your minute pause onto happy to
come on your podcast, Patsy. Now I need a big song.
(34:11):
You need a bigger song.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I'm locked and loaded this week. Blink one all the
small things.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
He's back. This is it, well done, shootcare Joes themes.
This is a brilliant Friday song.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Christian O'Connell show Go On podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Last song picked by us this morning from eight this morning,
you were controlled the show. We hand it up to you.
We call the Naked Out. We give you a theme.
You pick all the songs. Theme today. Songs that immediately
begin with the song title. Christian, the heat is on, Yes,
(34:51):
I'm just giving the producers time to get the clip.
Did it? I can't start singing yet. He it on
favorite of the song, Christian, I got real bang of
you for Friday? Hold On tight by E l O.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
How does that.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Is it? Dreams? All love to you?
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Dreams?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Quick? Google's hold On? It's got quite a low key?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
What happened? We used to play the cuck.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't know what's going on series. I don't know
if it's Carton fans out there and running the show
to then a little bit down. But when has it
ever been relying on us just doing like a human
beat box? The Queen I want it all? Patsy mentioned
it's a kind of magic magic obviously, like doing this strong,
(35:38):
hard start now. Phoebe in the newsroom obviously is texted in,
obviously too terrified to mention it to her boss. Is
there any way I speak to him? Get under the
desk as well? On Friday, Phoebe blink twice. If you're
being held against your well being made to work for
(35:58):
Trina Giant's hardest job in showbiz, Phoebe thank you, which
is a distressed signal as well. If you read that
message backward says, please send out. But anyway, last night, Yes,
great songs. Oh suddenly it's the two thousands beatles. Hey, dude,
(36:23):
listen to that Paul right up close into a microphone. Hey,
it's like he's in your ear, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Anyway? All right, Oh well, well don't producing. They've got
some song clips. Now let's go to Craig. Morning, Craig,
I'm good, Craig. Okay. Song that begins immediately with the
song title what do you love? Bite, Singernails, red Wine?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Why sum i Joe read vine?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
This always reminds me of like earlier excess. This is
a great one, Craig, brilliant idea. Thank you very much.
Enjoy your weekend. Let's get a Richard now. Good morning
Richard born in Christian Welcome for show.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Happen a bit of acadeca were back in black?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Straight in there? Great one, Richard. And let's try Mick now,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mick, Mick.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
That'll be me. Good guys, make happy Friday? And what's
the song you'd love to hear? Well?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
This guy is on both categories.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
It starts with the words who who are you?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
And it's also a Friday banger.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
June all right, some more other ones that are coming
through songs that begin to music with the song title Hello,
it's me Jack Jack that one in your back pocket?
Case we didn't like this small thing? Hello? No Jack
twisted sister? Oh we got a like this? Maybe we
(38:04):
kick off the hour of pout with this? What about? Right?
Said Fred? Is this late eighties?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I am sixty I love to sixty four, my love
loves going to leave.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
That is a Friday vibe oas some might say, of
course I the beasts said it, oaysless you want to
do it? And clem fry you heard it from me.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But are you doing the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
This is a public service what we're about to do
in the next twenty minutes. Wow. We One of the
worst things about being an adult is your life is
constantly an endless stream of to do things. And on
that to do list, you're lucky in an hourly stay
with all the best intentions in the world to get
what one or two things done. That's what every single day.
So today, thanks to air Tasker, which is a brilliant
(39:06):
whatever you need doing, you post it up there. You
put some money on it and the quote start rolling
in it. I've used a lot. It's great. We have
a couple of two hundred and fifty dollars vouchers, which
actually means you could get several tasks ticked off on
there on air Tasker. So we need if only we
had like a superhero jack, Yes, we need one. You
know last year we had like cash Man and pint Man,
(39:28):
something like, oh god, task Man, task Man, task Man.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
I'm the task man.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh my god, I'm the genie. If you say his
name twice, he's here. Hang on, what happened to those lyrics?
Maybe I'll post that up on air Tasker a producer
that we'll do a bit more than the bare minimum
and on Friday.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm the task man.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Job Oh just that.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Maybe he's about to come in here.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, yeah, I do tasks. That's what I like to do.
That dad a tasking Christian.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
As I like to say, less is more with music,
but more is more when it comes to doing task.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, that's what I'm here for. Yeah, what are your
top kind of tasks to do? Task Man?
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Oh, I'm the handiest superhero in the whole land, so
you can give me anything from fixing your bathroom.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Mirror to getting a dear red from under your bed.
No task is too small or too big.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
That we agreed, yes, And what are your favorite tools?
You've got all the tools ever you want, flathead, Christian.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
That's like shooting my favorite child. But I can't go
past my circular saw.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
What if I get rid of that mirror hanging and
suddenly you're getting out a giant saw. Please, you're chopping
the mirror up? Are you?
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Task man does has very different unique ways to solve
a task, but he always.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Gets it done.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yes, yeah, And so how do you see this work?
And they call in and pitch their task to you, tasky.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Christian, task and you shall receive.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Found task and you shall receive.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
So whatever task you may have on your to do
list that's bugging you, you go home and you see
it in your life.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Still haven't. Don't you worry?
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Just call nine four one four one O four three
the task man hotline and task and you shall receive.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I like it all right, lines are open. Now what
do you need doing?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Christian, do you think air taskman could fix an F
seven eight folt and a mealate dish or wash your
damn right you can. He's on his hands and nissa
on that im parlor out like a good in very
good ben in Coburg. I'm the task Man all right,
thanks to air Tasker, the task Man is here and
(42:15):
he loves to tick off your items. Nine four one
four one o four three task Man? Are you ready?
I'm ready, Christian, Okay. First, then we've got Susie. Good morning, Susie.
Good morning, Christian, Good morning Susie. You're live with the
superhero of the to do list, task Man, task Man,
(42:36):
task Man. Can I ask your question?
Speaker 8 (42:39):
Yes you can.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
We've been living.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
In darkness for the last year. I can open my
Venetian blind.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
But I need someone to restring.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Them for me.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Well, Susie, I would love to bring you from the
darkness into the light duty with some new Venetian bra
blind street.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
What told you used to restring in Venetian sounds rude,
isn't it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
This? This is rude?
Speaker 8 (43:09):
To fix it? Old you my handy screw driver.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I'm basically it's just a togg and at the top
and needs restring it. And then you get the circular saurow.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Do you.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Cut a hole in the blind.
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Susie, you get two hundred and fifty dollars for air Tasker.
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smoking nine hundred darts a day. Dan, Good morning, Dan,
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Good morning, Christian. How are you good? Thank you, Dan?
Thanks you very much for joining us and Dan. Can
you believe you are with a superhero of our times?
Task Man? Hi, task Man, good morning. Please please, mister
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task man.
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To reap blast of the ceiling. I'll bring an.
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you go to Buddings, going the buddings go where the ceilings?
I'm worried. Did they think it's actually you come out
to do this bods job. You're counting to be getting
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out of his van with some ceiling. All right, Dan,
you win two hundred and fifty does to find an
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Man, taskman, please help.
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looking greaty.
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With that stool driver. What spare the rubbish with you?
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chimney sweep. All right, you also win two hundred and
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some ceiling. Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Christian O'Connell's show Today on the time Waste, we're sending
you to Melbourne Zoo and they're raw and poor. This
is Melbourne Zoo's new after hours Craft Beer and Spirits Festival,
coming the twenty first to the twenty second of March.
It is a VIP double bass express entry, your own
exclusive tasting glasses hamper per two with assortment of meats,
(47:30):
cheeses and seasonal fruits and a complimentary picnick blanket. All right,
big weekend F one, This weekend, you're going down Patsy
you and the pit stuff.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
No, no, you know, I've never been to the JP.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
How I thought with a big corporate thing like that,
you'd be right all only my god, indeed, I've never
been to the Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Oh, that wouldn't be bad. How did you see him
in today's paper?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
But he was wearing like these very snazzy black leather suit.
I'll be hot in the car and that isn't it
dripping in gold jewelry?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Are you just fawning over him? I thought we were
going to get some information like.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
A hot favorite or you know, what to do with
the racist weekend? There is very shock you can get
in that leather catsuit or something.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
No, you know, I just like smoke.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Shall we get it? Okay? The F one tops the
power rankings for the loudest sports events in Australia, coming
in at one hundred and forty six dB. And if
you're not a radio pro like me, that means decibels.
It's the equivalent of standing next to a military jet
during takeoff an even when they're in the practice laps,
you can hear it and hear for about half an
(48:43):
hour or forty minutes away. Second loudest recorded moment was
one hundred and twenty two dB decibel. Still at the
why have you put this one in? You can mention
any of England's fantastic performances at the actress. Why would
you go back to twenty seventeen and our collab the
Boxing day test you're on the twenty seventeen ashes. I
(49:03):
was a straighted, crushed outless How dare you real? A
hapless England cipher or Neil Wow?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Almost as loud as a Formula one? We don't have
to be English?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Is not nice? What about twenty When was it eleven? Well,
we crushed Australia right here and it would have been
the sound of one hundred thousand six Boeing and majestic
England side. I not go all the way back to
twenty eleven, just a couple of years ago. All right,
Today we're looking for your car bands. Jim Rowson was
(49:35):
in a great car band, that's right, the Commodores.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
We're confusing because the Commodoors were a band as well.
Bronze for me?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
What about tire straits Gold? You love a little day
wou car don't you Korean carn Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
I'll tell you what the rapper, Method Man and Raykon
get in that. That's right, De Wu Tang cland thank
you my friends, even for the name checks. And I
left out Riz, Motley, Cruz Control.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
I wondered, actually why you were googling so.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Have don't don't need to see them live the bands, Raykon,
Method Man, Sorry, go again, Motley Cruz Control, Silver, Jeep Trick, Gold,
Oh we love playing that song Zoom by Fat Larry's Band.
He loves getting in the back of a Fiat Larry's band. Bronze,
(50:26):
all right, so Mini Van Halen, Silver Blaze. All right, Jackie,
what have you got?
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Car bands Imagine wagons.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh that's very good, Gold.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Indicatie Perry for the Indicator.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah, Gold, Helen Rebby,
Childish Bronze Uriah Beep and again Childish with the beep,
car makes a beep.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Bronze, Glove Bucks twenty.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's gold. Right, what have you got then?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Car bands to O'Connell show, Gone, podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Time wasted today as you go into the big F
one weekend, here we're looking for your car band special
show videop double pass. You go to Melbourne Zoo's brilliant
raw and poor Jack. You're ready tomorrow, I'm ready. Let's
rev up Gold. Oh my god, look at them go.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
That sounded like one hundred and forty decibeled.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
One and forty two, one hundred and forty two, Mas Donna.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
That's a silver, Tears for Gears silver plus.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Chalking head gaskets, bronze. I bet that's a podcast, some
dun Lass podcast. Bernard Fanging It Gold Quyne, Nathan Ey
the Kluger, silvere Ario station Wagon Gold. Oh it's a
different screen if you must know. Taylor Suzuki Swift Silver
(51:57):
Plas Michael Datson.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Gold.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I really like that. If you sell down since call
your dealership. That in x R six instead of inexcess,
Throttley Crew Silver, Kingswood Mac Silver, Suzuki Quatro. That's double.
(52:23):
You've got the Suzuki and the Audi Quatro in there. Gold,
well done, two golds, Lincoln car Park Silver Laura. That
should have been a gold snoop fog like, come on,
that's you gotta get. That's that's goldworthy. Sir Master, a lot,
(52:45):
Sir Master a lot. Well, I'm Tony and I the
Uncanny exhaust men. No no, no, rob ed gearn gold
and easy e scooter. Well done, that's a gold as well. Yeah,
well done? All right then who is of too? Melbourne's
all the time wasted today?
Speaker 3 (53:05):
I like Michael Datson.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah okay, that's sir Sean, you're today's winner.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Good Luck to Obamas tonight has the demons. All that
laughing at the Blues fans has now come back into
me as a sick feeling of dread light. Why did
you laugh at them? You don't know, you're not going
to get on Sunday afternoon, you know, be careful. What
goes around comes around, and that horrible Yeah, it's this
back foot, he's back and then sudden you see your
(53:33):
team and then poor Blues fans today. If your friends
are Blues fans, get around the day, because that was
a comeback for the ages. If you're not a Carton fan,
it's just humiliating to you, beaten by basically people that
were children.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Children they never played before, ever played a big.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Opening game with funt of came not that and you
had it all anyway, you know what, you don't mean.
We're not helping. Actually, we're not helping at all. All
I'm saying is I hope we're not joining you Monday
Misery on Monday Show. Then we didn't. We didn't really
get up and around with Psycho Brothers. Unfortunately, we did
(54:10):
get a lot of stories with Psycho Brothers, but some
of them involved actual weapons. Well why exageraight? I mean
I've actually seen and read stories about actual weapons knives, bullets, guns.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Emails we should really send to the police.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Read on it. Yes, you're quite right. They shouldn't just
be sitting in my inbox right now. However, I'm hoping
that Monday one of you suggested that actually we're probably
going to get safe for radio friendly stories with Psycho Sisters.
We will find out Monday if that's true. Email me
if you've got a great Psycho Sister story. Christian at
Christian O'Connor dot com dot AU. Thank you very much
(54:46):
all the calls, all the texts this week. Have a
great weekend. Good luck to all your teams. Go and
enjoy the f one if you go in this weekend.
And what a great weekend in Melbourn. It's going to
be this weekend. Have a great weekend. Thanks for joining us.
We're back Monday, but
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