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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Showtime two Krispy Kreme Donuts with chicken in the middle.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
You'll want to be listening tomorrow day.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
They am Charlotte. The dog is our soft coated Wheaton Terrier.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, Show
one two hundred and.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Eight, Christian O'Connell's Show. Good Morning Jack, Post money guys,
Good morning Patsy. Patsy. How was your day yesterday? How
was your Monday? You were a Monday winner or loser?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It sucked? Actually, I'm a bit of a loser because
we had a hard waste collection yesterday. The front we
had a king sized mattress.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
How I don't ever put the mattress out there?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
They're always messy.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh well, you can't help they are.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Now they are. And I just don't want to stained
matt out in front of my house. People judge you
by the stains in life. I don't want that out
there because it might see me coming out and associate
the two.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Right now, Chris kind of leaned it up on its side,
up against the hedge that goes along the driveway, and
he did put like the underside of it facing the
road so no one would see no.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I remember once when we were put given away matches,
my wife maybe sort of dress it with sort of
distraction pieces to get away from the old two in
kind of shroud that was mottled all round it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's like inevitable though. Everyone's got stains on their mattress once.
It's like true, but it's just house advertising. So we
had that. We had a bean bag, We had an
old barstool, another stool from out the back, and we
had this pot that was busted and it had these
beautiful pansies in it, but they are long gone, so

(01:50):
it was just basically a clump of weeds in this.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
What a thing for hard rubbish, just some dad's plants.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I love this pot. It was like a shallow round
pot and I had it at the front door and
it was some beautiful, you know, annual color. When people
came with the front door, why.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Don't you mper the pot, keep the pot and just
chuck the old dead plants.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'll tell you why. Because my dad came up on
his scooter one day and accidentally hit accidentally hit like
drive mode instead of reverse, and slammed into it and
busted it, so we had gaffer tape holding it together
because I loved it so much.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also, obviously he's in a motorized scooter. At first, I
Putuot in one of those razor scooters. No coming down
the driveway to.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hit the flag on the back. So Chris said, look,
we need to I said, yes, that's okay, we'll throw
it out. But when I got home yesterday, they'd taken
everything but the pot, so I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Think they were allowed to. It was optional. How do
you get a grip of it? I couldn't got my
gloves and my gloves has got soil around it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It wasn't heavy. And I said to Chris, I don't
understand why they didn't take it. I actually feel offended
that they think it's part of our feral front garden.
But then where they had left it, so you've got
to be very specific.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
They don't take garden crab.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, maybe it's a green waste thing. Yeah take everything matter, No.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Bet it's organic battery.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You know what do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
You know what? There's states like with admin and bureaucracy.
Now there'll be some permit and stuff like that. Hazard.
This garden materials be out there for the rest of
your life. Oh no, well, in fact, give it to
the Formula one for the Grand Prix next year. Right,
they can use you know, they have those bollards, maybe
those plant pot things like that. It stops your dad
ramming into it.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, they left it dead bang in the middle of
the driveway and Chris.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Had comes making a point with you after moving that
stainy old mattress.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Grizzy come home and he just instead of moving it
to the side of the driveway, he just liked, no wonder, No,
he's all right. It just drove over it, so tires
either side of it, And I said, could you not
move the parts? Find?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
So what are you going to do now? There'd be
a stiffly worded email of complain going to the local council.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, I'm sorry, I'll just put in the garbage bin.
That'll be right.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
You're not allowed to do that. Chuck it in the garbage.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
We've got like a greenway spin I'll put it in there.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
You can't put an entire pot.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Only organic? Man is meant to go in the greenway.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's like plastic, it'll break down won't it.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
That's exactly Oh no.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Perhaps this is the problem.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Christian O'Connell's show. Are you a Monday winner or loser?
How is your day yesterday? Let me know On four
seven five three one o four three on a Monday
loser like Patsy. Yesterday, I was sorting out some an
admin day and normally not on a Monday that when
I think, if I can start the week with the
worst stuff, the rest of the week is all down here, okay.
And one of the things I had to do was

(04:56):
book a sort out flights accommodation me and one of
my daughters as we're going to wait to Hobart for
a couple of days in a bonding thing the break.
So I thought, I'll get this all sorted now, and
then surprise, we talked about doing it, so I'm just
going to book it all and so I booked the
accommodation and then I got on you know they get
that email confirmation and it was like a date for diary,

(05:17):
get ready for your trip to Hobart In twenty twenty five,
I booked it for a year on that when I
actually needed in December this year, which is twenty twenty four,
and I was like, oh damn it, you know you're
like one of The price was great, heavily discounted. They
must have thought this guy is super organized. Wow, this

(05:39):
guy's a machine. He's booking a December trip to Hobart.
Now this year, you in advance of that, I had
to go through like canceling all and rebooking and all
the faft that takes. So anyway, now have successfully rebooked
the trip to go away this.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Year, so takes you three times as much.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
It has cost a bit more. Yeah, just did just
in five minutes. I should lose money yesterday. It's that
we've got to talk later today about right place but
wrong time and dates. I was so close but so
far away. The worrying thing is if I hadn't checked
that email, which is rare for me, right, we would
have gone, right, the flights were okay, we would have

(06:15):
gone and we're gone. Got this great apartment. It's got
a great view over the key and the wharf, and
they would have gone. I know this is for next year,
and that would be the start of a horrendous trip
that bonding experience. And now isn't us go? Where are
we going to stay? Ringing? Ringing? Mom and going he
how did you? How did you do that? You never
check any Jackie boy. Your Monday winner a loser.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm a winner this week. Actually, yesterday I soaked my
vacuum cleaner parts in the bathtub.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
The vacuum was having a strange smell, like vomity.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
It was musty every time that we used it, and
I changed a filter, changed the bag, and the smell remained.
So one of our listeners said, soak it in the bathtub,
then spray some no odor on it.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Neil, that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Stuff worked a tree.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
So what did you soak in the bar?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
The actual tube, the different tubes and the vacuum cleaner heads,
and a very satisfying discoloring of the water was coming about,
which meant that all the gunk from inside was seeping
out into it.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Basically it looked like Patsy's mattress. It was at the
front of the house.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, and then I put the nil odor on and
it's brand new, great.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Flexing to be anchored. I've just done a grown up.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I didn't know you could still get nil oder. That
is so old that stuff. Where did you find it?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I bought it online. I'd never heard of it before.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
They mentioned how to get it in the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I'm spraying it everywhere at the moment, especially because Gordy's
toilet training, so anytime he has some sort of accident,
I just sprayed with.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning, Christian. I'm a Monday
lousy Yesterday, first day back at work, I've to a break.
Car didn't start flat battery, had to get an uber
to work. Short starved a lot of people of sick.
Then we had to walk twelve hour day, then had
to pay for a new carbat Trey, Janelle, I'm sorry
that sucks.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Maybe that's why we're playing you two one and hearts,
fos and prayers go to Janelle and her car battery.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Christian Morning to him on Monday Winner. Charlotte the Puppy,
Oh yes, they came throw about yesterday show five healthy puppy.
Now what were the predictions we went hired? Yeah, mom
and pup's doing well. She has requested chicken nuggets on
the dog ass. Yeah, I don't know if it was

(08:40):
a dog tree. But you know what, you pushed out
five little kids and you were a dog. Then you
have your rugs. I'm afraid, Gina, thank you very much.
That's great news. Now, Jackie boys found out something about
one of your I would say, this is one of
your AFL crushes, Joe Donaher.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yes, I was very sad when he left the Bombers
to go to Brisbane.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Didn't you make a song that we had on the shirts?
I did? Please think out that song? I need to
hear it again.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I actually I begged him not to love the Bombers,
but when there was rumors that he was actually going
to Sydney and then he chose Brisbane as his new home.
And even though I still followed his career and was
very happy with him, loved watching him in the ground.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Did you see the amazing speech he made? I did,
and yeah, it was pretty classy.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Actually, so there's lots of talk about Joe Danaher at
the moment. I heard yesterday that he doesn't have a TV.
And when he moved to Brisbane he said, no, the
TV is not coming on the moving truck with me.
Don't need a TV anymore. And it reminded me of
there was one kid at every school didn't have a TV.
Ours was Petros, a friend of ours. He didn't have
a TV. And I remember going to sleep at night

(09:38):
feeling deeply, honestly sorry for him that Petros, yes, because
he didn't get to I remember TV being ninety percent
of school yard conversation.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Oh, I would say it was one hundred percent. Did
you see what was on? Yester or whatever the show was?
It brought you together before school and afterwards. It was
a bonding thing.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
And so he didn't get to partake in that now,
like his parents were obviously doing it for a good reason.
They didn't think that it was worth his childhood spending
from school.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Did he do very well at school?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
He did do well.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, when do you say? I wonder where he is now.
He's probably in the Forbes five hundred. He's running some
multi billion dollar company and he's going I feel so
syph of those thickies at school that you used to
just talk about the Simpsons all day long. Let me
just check my your share options, Patsy, did you we
had a kid in Argue as well that didn't have
a TV. And you're right, Jack, for I don't know
what the reasons were, but there was like you just

(10:29):
felt sorry for them. There were like of thing where
there was like a stigma around, like and even my
mom would talk about his parents. Oh, is that the
lad he's got no TV? No, it was always this,
his parents don't let them have a TV. It was
like it was like entertainment was banned in their house.
Dancing John liftgo, John lifgo, Dad, you know, no TV,

(10:51):
entertainment America corrupting your mind. I'm with New Greenwich, Patsy.
You must have feared the TV grown up? What the
movie which is on a box in the corner of
the room.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
One of our physios, though, has five kids and they
don't have a TV like in modern age today now.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, like it's a babysitizen sometimes to be really honest,
I can say this now it's a third parent.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
None of us want to be really honest about this,
especially in the earliest when you're just broken and tired
and you can't I've got the energy at half six
on Sunday morning right to start getting down the floor
again and playing some sort of imaginary tea shops, you know, like,
how about we watch a bit more the wiggles, you know,
and you might have seen it like nine unty times.
You can just sit there and disassociate from the scene

(11:38):
in your house right now, and it's like, thank God
for TV.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And you do get off the floor. No one tells
you when you're becoming a parent.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
That a lot of floorwork. I don't miss the floor
work years. I missed many things about being a dad
with seventeen and twenty well, but not the floor years.
You're done them a lot. And it's not that they
like being on the floor, whereas you, like, I need
to get on a chair and I would go, I
would actually start to improv whatever, go and playing and
maybe I'm like, you know, when we go swimming in
there's the other guy in the chair who looks over

(12:07):
the poor now or I'm the mayor, or I'm oh god,
I'd be up here, wouldn't I in this comfortable chair? Like, no, no,
stay on the floor with us. Okay, it's unusual from
they have to be on the floor. It'd be odd,
all right, give us a cool Now, then, did you
know someone growing up at school didn't have TV? Or
do you not have a TV? Now? I'm curious with her?

(12:28):
So Joe Danaher has a young family, right. I saw
the grand fa and his wife and his kid came on.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
What are they?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
What are they doing? Yes, it's white retired now because
there's no Wiggles in the house. There was going to
be a full time children's entertainer.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Christian O'Connell's Show. Yesterday one of the team saw a
Christmas advent calendar for sale in the supermarket that I
am stunder. It is early October. We're a long way
from Christmas Day now. I know with Jack, you're on
the same page as me. It's a long way off
from them.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I start thinking about it until December. I've been calend
to start December first.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
What do you need it now for decembery yesterday she
got it, just saw them December the seventh. Now, old
mate here is keeping quiet at the moment because I'm
guessing you're sat on a Christmas stop pile.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Absolutely seventy seven days till Christmas. Boys, and it is everywhere.
It is everywhere. There's plum puddings, there's hams, there's mince pies.
Have been in the supermarkets for weeks. Christmas decorations around
in the major retail.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, it's not just changed.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
No, you know we're in spring.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
The super start. The sooner you start, the more build
up and more exciting. It is.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
No, your Christmas joy will be gone by November.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Suddenly we're like pacemaker is coming on from the bench
for the energy or limbered up.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I spread the joy we always tree is up by
Melbourne Cup Day. Melbourne Cup Day is our tree date
and the next few where ken's the love God. Now
it can get back.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
The tree should go up in December and only December.
Only of the people that do it early are airport
lounges in that soulless way and your home.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
But what's the harm with a bit of joy?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Because it's too well, then you get too used to
it on that thing over there.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
And I hear there's a rumor that you've actually done
all your Christmas present shop and that can't be right.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Do every year?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
What by now?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's done by October? Absolutely all the he's done, yes, yes, yes,
Chris is done. Yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Even getting your mind to understand what they want.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Because I know I'm a journalist.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
I don't my research, Oh my work listen scoop.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Because I'm very intuitive, and I you either one or
the other.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
A journalist is about investigation, you know, facts, Intuitive is
something else. You're intuitive journalist. I just got a feeling
the news might be this.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
At seven, they go handing in and I hate the
car parks that the shopping center car parks at like
from from Cup Day, from like.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I agree with, but not like from Cup Day.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Can't stand it and people like lose their minds.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
That's all the fun of it. Christmas, your intention, and
that's all the fun of it. That's the Christmas chair.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I love no, and I like to know, you know,
if I'm ordering tickets to something or whatever that I've
got them.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
God sounds the whole family. A get Brian Adams tickets
just to go with you. Mom. This isn't the main present,
is it? Yep? And a brain dog.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
No, but I am. I'm all organized. It's it's just
it's all. I love it because it makes the enjoyment
better when you're not panicking. Oh I can't get this,
and she really wants that? And who wants what's that?
Flow want done?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's all done, okay, So please keep an eye for Christmas.
Creep as it starts to creep in every single day now.
And the reason why they do it isn't for people
like you and I, the same rational people, Jackie boy.
It's people that think they need to get in there
only now. So what would you do? And December lot,
the rest of us who are in what I do?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I sit back and have a glass of wine.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
You're having your egg. Well, the rest of us are
running around going Chris should have been more like puts
exactly all right? Let us know then if you see
any Christmas creeper the next couple of days.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Christian O'Connell's show, Christian, I was in a big w
last Friday. Christmas stuff everywhere everywhere. As soon as you
go in, Christian, I wonder if Patsy likes hot cross
buns on Boxing Day?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
No, No, I don't like those because by that point
I'm well and truly over Christmas.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, because you've had it around for too many months
from October only a sound to blame. You've got a
Christmas hangover on Boxing Day, Christian, Christmas yets earlier every year,
gone on other days when Christmas decorations came out in November.
Trees were only up on the first day of December.
Decorations and food came up before Halloween. Decorations this year,

(17:05):
Oh my god, is that right, Debbie? She saw Christmas
decorations before Halloween.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Tree should definitely not be up before December first.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
No, No, because I think it's a superstition parts. Oh really, Yeah,
you don't put up before in November, do you.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, it's up Cup Day, first week of November. It's
up every year.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Everyone in the suburb, I think, has that family in
a little bit, you know, Craik, Craig, it's the Newman's.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
You're invited to Tina to the greatest show.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
From the West Ends, so Broadway.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Now it's Melbourne's own, but you got it. Call to
see the biggest music came.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
This night or the best. Come on, guys, we've gotta start,
We've got to go by. It's like the old day
of Glee come back? Can he fair? I need to
give people a warning when I play that forget every

(18:09):
time I go, I forget what's waiting for me, So
like stepping in on a little lamb mine, I'm like,
oh god, it's that Glee thing. Isn't it to Naked?
Be simply the best from the Western all right, this
is amazing. Next Wednesday, we're taking you out for the
night to go and see Tina the Tina Turner The

(18:30):
Tina Turning Musical now on the Princess SETA. Don't miss
this international mega hit. It is simply the best. I
went to see it last Thursday night, the only night.
It's an amazing show. You will love it. Go and
see this is here till January. But we are taking
a load of you next Wednesday night. We're going for
dinner and drinks beforehand, and then we're taking you to
the theater. Jackie boy, how do they win this amazing prize?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
You have to earner the Turner. Give us a call
now and tell us why it should be you and
not anybody else. Come along with us next Wednesday, all right.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
So it's dinner and drinks with the team and then
we're off to go and see Tina Turner the Musical.
Call me now nine four one four one oh four three.
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Christian O'Connell's show. We're taking you to go and see
Tina Turner The musical next Wednesday night playing Princess Setta
until January. Do not miss this international maker here. It
genuinely is simply the best night of your life. We'll
take you next to Wednesday night, dinner and drinks beforehand
and then off to go and see Tina Turner musical.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
This night or.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Be the best night of your night.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Sounds even harsh. Have you redone that? It sounds like
he's redone that to make your point, he's over, you
know when he says, your kids going apologize, She assists
and they go, sorry, we had a spray. You got
a bit of a spray yesterday. We said that the
extra thing of simil the best nights even though needs
to be bigger, joyous, invitational. This isn't it. It's this

(19:56):
attitude here, your ike in this Okay, this night or
the best night of you?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It sounds sarcastic.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
It sounds sarcastic. The tone is wrong. Right for you,
roll for us? Don't come next Wednesday night. I'm I'm
Rio from the Christian o'coondor show. Same day there. Don't
let him puts you off. Okay, everything's great on the

(20:28):
show nine four on four one O four three. Why
do you come along and Earn the Turner dinner drinks
with us before the brilliant show next Wednesday night. Chris,
good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Hi Sam, how's it going?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah? Great? So earn of the Turner. Why would you
love to come along?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
I'd basically like to send my wife if I could.
We're both very big Tita fans.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
We're both amateur theaters. That's where we met. Were actually
sell in love during one of our shows, and yeah,
I love to be able to send Chris.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
What a story now? You kin'd just gloss over like that?
What show were you putting on together? You fell in
love during?

Speaker 8 (21:07):
So we were part of the Mount Players in Macedon
and we did Oklahoma.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I was Will Parker.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
She was one of the lead dancers, and of course,
being amateur theater, we kind of lost people as we went.
I ended up doing spotlight because I wasn't on stage
at that point, and so watching her sort of do
her big ballet dances for ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
You were that spotlight on checking her out pretty much.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
So you were in the play and then what would
run up the stairs to the costume in costume and
point the Spotlight.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yep, that's what happened in honestly, with the word budget
cutbacks all companies are doing now, maybe the actress that
is great as Tina Turner, would it kid to slip
off the high heels. So maybe look after Spotlight for
some of the other people. Listen, do this more in show,
take leave our Christ and his words book. So you
started dating after being in Oklahoma together? Yes, this is

(22:01):
such a great story. Listen, we've got to get both
of you along. Chris. What's the name of your wife, Susie? Susie,
Chris and Susie. We'd love to meet you next week. Again,
you're you're going to love the show as well. It's
not up there with Oklahoma standards, okay with the mount players,
but it's damn close, my friend, damn close.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
No, I look forward to me. I want to chat
to more to both of you about your experiences am
dram I seriously think there should be a documentary about
amateur dramatics because they've got a friend that does it.
And you're right, there's always all these dramas that help
people have these meltdowns. Even though it's like a hobby
that use that people fall out, people have affairs. There's
so much going on in the amateur dramatic community, isn't.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
It, Chris, Yes, Yes, well there was probably I think
about six couples that sort of joined up during Oklahoma,
and I think there's only three of us that are
still together.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
It's all happening, still happening, Chris. We'll see you next
Wednesday night. And Susie, okay, thank you so much, guys. Pleasure,
Donna morning, Earn the Turner. Why do fancy coming along?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Look, I've been listening to Tina Turner growing up. It
was she was one of mom's favorite singers. And we
lost our beautiful mom last year to overy in cancer,
and we played simply the best at her funeral, because
that's exactly what she watched. Was an amazing woman and
simply the best.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Oh, Donna, we've got to bring you along and we can.
We can have a toast to your mum as well.
I'm sorry to hear about your losses.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Fantastic, Thank you so much, appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
No pleasure. You got to come along, Donna. We see
you there next Wednesday night.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Right, looking forward to it, Guys. I love listening to
you in the morning, Thank.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
You very much. More chances to win and earn the
turner tomorrow morning. On the show.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Christian o'connall's Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Christian O'Connell's Show. Now every Tuesday on the show, we
did something called three topic Tuesday. This is where we
fly into fiance too radio standard rules that say you
should only ever talk about one thing at a time,
because apparently people who listen to radio shows are dumb people.
And the moment you get onto two three things are
like bloody house. Oh my god, listen, wizard, stop it

(24:04):
with the spells. I can't handle this, But when you're
talking to your friends, you can handle topics go and
jump and go all over the place, so no gear
changes in real life. So three topic Tuesday, three topics,
three ways for you to get your stories on the
show every Tuesday on nine four one four one oh
four three. And the great news you is one of
these stories that you think, after something I've shared a
few times could be winning you an instant one thousand dollars.

(24:26):
Every single day on the show, we could be giving
you one thousand dollars for a caller of the week.
First up, then yesterday I booked a trip to go
this year twenty twenty four to Hobart with my daughter.
Saw the email confirmation get ready for your trip next
year in twenty and twenty five, twenty twenty five. So
it was the right place but the wrong time. So

(24:47):
other people must have done this where you've either turned
up prematurely or I mean I would have turned out
really prematurely, like a year earlier, just scoping it out.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I'll just walk around the block a few times until
you guys are ready for me.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Right, you've got all your suitcases, so right place, wrong time.
So many we've done this where it's as showing you
getting there other a year later than it was. So yeah,
your story's about right place but wrong time on nine
four one four, one oh four three and then this
next one. I really I'm looking forward to getting these stories.
Yesterday it was to catch up the guy that runs

(25:18):
my local gym, right and it just got back from
four weeks in Italy. Normally, when you see someone who's
been away for four weeks, like in Europe, they.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Come back they're glowing.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
First culture. He don't like he's been in captivity, and
I went, it's everything all right. He goes yeah, just
got back for that family trip, and this was the tone.
Was it great? He goes, Oh, it's just amazing, just
mentally and physically exhausted it. What do you mean we'll
get this? Thirteen of them? So he's an Italian? Right,
thirteen Italians, four hire cars driving three to five hundred

(25:48):
k a day around Italy and they've never explored Italy before. Right,
Italy is beautiful. They did the most stunning places. However,
everyone in Italy thinks they're in the F one. You know,
it's one hundred and twenty to one hundred forty everywhere.
Autobarns were like ten lanes. Right, it goes ten lane
into this kind of et me one lane, but there's

(26:08):
like a farmer's truck coming around the corner and at
nine hundred ks an hour, hairpin bens go around mountains.
It's like it is like you have to focus the
whole time you're gripping the steering wheel. And then imagine
if you're four cars. You ever tried to follow one car?
You're lucky to make it one street, aren't you? And
then you go where are they? Where are they? Oh?
We have to pull over and we were taking us
they don't even know where they're going.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
A big group on holiday is hard enough to get
everybody at breakfast at the same time, let alone trying
to do a road trip and many multiple deaths.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Four weeks, three to five hundred k a day of
driving right, And he says, so what happened is is
like people would, they'd actually get in the wrong lane.
And then you try and use your holiday phone, the
reception's cramp. You have a mountain in Italy around the
Mouthy Ghost. Suddenly you've got to wait on this autobar
and where there's no pulling over half an hour. Half
an hour is like twenty k and you ring in

(26:55):
your Italian nana to work out where she's every day.
You're no, no, you've gone east. I thought that was west.
This is every day for four weeks. Hence, why how
is it European chip here? It's great exhaust. Then someone
else overheard us in the gym and said his family
did a big road trip or three higher cars. That
did another born and you can't rely on phone service.

(27:17):
They brought walkie talkies. Oh wait, that's so much. But
he goes, no, no, no. It's a horrible way to
argue with family, run it over and air just said
it made it worse somehow being more communicated with family.
So big family trips. How many of you were there?
Can you go any higher than thirteen in four? Higher cars?

(27:39):
Italians together? So big family trips? Any stories to.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
Do with that?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Christian O'Connell's show your stories about getting the day and
time wrong and big family trips. Good morning to Tim Christian.
We did a trip to Alice Springs, six cars, twenty
two family members raining string from sixty to five. That's
a generational exodus. It feels like you're fleeing somewhere, to

(28:07):
be honest, because you can't wait for the oway since
Oasis announcement this morning at eight, but a fan Sin's
definitely maybe released. Met the band in the oddest of
ways in Brisbane. Can't wait, Terry, I need to know
what is the oddest of ways? If you bumped into
the street, that's not odd. They were there on tour, Terry,
don't eave me hanging like that. You know, I'm already

(28:28):
excited about the announcement a day. Who we got here?

Speaker 10 (28:30):
Laura?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Good morning Laura, Oh hi, where are you going welcome
to show law so day and time, Ron, what did
you do?

Speaker 9 (28:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (28:38):
So my little boy was about three and wiggled with
the center of his universe, and so I went and
tried to get tickets. I managed to kill us some
tickets at the Labor Arena and the weekend was coming
when it was all going going to go on the
Sunday and I was proving him up. We were listening
to the songs, and I went and got the tickets

(28:59):
out of the drama and I looked at them and
I went, oh, my gosh, it was for that particular
day and it had already been.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I can't even laugh, Jack, I can't. I'm actually young kids.
That's everything.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I know because we've been to the Whiggles. I know
how much of a lead up the amazing all week
you're talking about it.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
Yeah, I know, and I think I would to get
these tickets like months and months out. So any way,
I had massive mum guilt and literally sat in the
corner of my room crying, just going, how.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Am I going to fix you?

Speaker 11 (29:31):
So I ended up, Oh, we my husband and I
ended up going to rob Laver Arena on the Sunday
and I just pulled my heart out at the ticket
box and said, this is exactly what's happened when devastated
and they were so this is they should have totally
understand it, like it's a mom din totally get it.
Here's some new tickets. And they actually gave me new

(29:52):
tickets for the new show, but gave me like real
front Road tickets.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Oh my god, some legends doing that. I know, I
know that was just that's such a love. See, I
love that. I might trying it if I don't get
Oasis tickets. My son he's not here at the moment
in the bathroom. I'm listening all five wonder well every
day on the school run to nursery. I love front Road.

(30:18):
If we've got the pushman, meet the band as well,
if you can as much. And oh, when he comes
out of the bathroom, he's sitting there at the moment,
he's going to be over the moon. Yeah, I might
try that, Laura, great story, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
The Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Christian O'Connell's show five minutes ago. We've got this big
Oasis announcement at eight o'clock And I got a text
earlier from Terry Christian can't wait for the Oasis announcement,
but a fan since definitely Maybe was released. That's nineteen
ninety four, so thirty years.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Oh my good, thirty years.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
It's about two years ago, decades, three decades, three, three
ago decades. Met the band in the ordis of ways
in Brisbane. Can't wait, Terry. So I sent Terry text,
going wow, this sounds like amazing set up to a
great story. How did you meet the band in the
oddest of ways? All right, let's get the full story.
I was walking to the Oasis gig and didn't know

(31:12):
where I was, which is odd anyway, Okay, you're not
in them, You're not in the outback, You're in Brisbane.
So I knocked on a van. Let me just pause this.
So lost knocks on one of those vans unless you
want to get in right and taken away. The last
place i'd knock is on a van, Just on a van.
The whole Oasis band was inside, but no Liam or no.

(31:38):
I asked where they were. This story then gets incod ale.
They said the boys are buying new leather jackets for
the show. Terry. I've got to yes, there's a real
strong wire from this story now of bs. So wait,
they lost him on the flight from London. Did you
pack my leather jacket? No, this is why they broke up. No, Liam,

(32:00):
I said it was you. The lather jackets were on stage.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Quick to Brisbane CBD.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Hang on a minute, let's get in the Oasis fan.
So I went to the shop and met the boys.
According to this now Oasis legend, help them decide which
jackets to get nice. This is my favorite best stories
we've had on the show. I'm going to call this
the legend of Terry Huge true. I'm just gonna just

(32:30):
want to be in the world where it is true. Hello,
I'm lost, Oh my god, Oasis. Where are the boys?
They've lost their leather jackets are just buying him in
that shop over there. I'll be right back. Don't worry, guys,
I can sort this all out. Oh my name Terry,
Oh my god, thank god for Terry. Does he then
come back with the boys we met him earlier. He's
had to pick out that the jackets right sizes everything.

(32:52):
We can give you a lift to the show because
he's lost knocking on a van. Terry, thank you for
your story. Let's go to Hayden here, Big Family Trips?
How many of you? Hayden? He hello, Hello Hayden, welcome
to the show. So Big Family Trips.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah, we went a dance to raw.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
We had twenty six of us in nine rooms. Yeah,
that is a lot. So how are you diving up
the family members and amongst sotly? If you've got nine rooms,
three of you crammed in each room?

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Yeah, pretty much three or four in a room and
luck you did it all to get an age room.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Do you remember when Christmas time when you're go and
stay around at your ready's house and that you're just
aw the kids like crammed in under the table sometimes
and with nephews and niches you didn't really like going
to sleep on their room.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
On the floor and a cheap kind of foam mattress
that wasn't even really a metro.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Way for thin way for thin Hayden, thank you very
much your story. That's going to producing. Kaitlin here, who
can top twenty seven? So how many family members family trip?

Speaker 12 (33:52):
I'm saying forty plus all right.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
When she told me earlier it was bang on forty.
What do you said about inflation with eating stories? Is
now going on to forty plus tomorrow, we ask one
hundred of us at least, where are you going?

Speaker 12 (34:07):
It's actually every year we go away for Easter with
my partner's family, and it's a big old Maltese family.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Take a break from was it watering down the driveway?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Do they anything concrete?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (34:19):
And so we all go away and we book out
a school camp. There's that many of us.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Joke, I didn't know. I didn't know you had the
Airbnb type of property.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
So your Maltese net is on the high Ropes course.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
In the tip line Maltese style.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Why didn't even know you could book out a school campus, civilians,
where'd you find school camp?

Speaker 12 (34:45):
Well, school camps aren't going to school camps on the
Easter holidays.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Great thinking, but where do you even hire them?

Speaker 12 (34:52):
So we went down to Lawn and there was a
school camp down there that we just booked out.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
It had it had all of that.

Speaker 12 (34:58):
We weren't allowed to use a lot of the equip
because you needed like people watching you.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Yeah, but you get the crash mats out the monkey bars.

Speaker 12 (35:06):
But they have tennis courts and basketball courts and all
weekend we each other play games.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
As movie all this, so forty plus of.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
You forty plus.

Speaker 12 (35:18):
So it started with my mother in law and her
four best friends and their husbands and kids, and then
all of them have now had children, so they have
three plus kids each.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
So yeah, it's turning into forty of us.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Multiplier effects every year. It's like a pyramid imagining you
all down there. Look.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Christian connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Christian O'Connell's show, Good morning to Michelle. Fellow Oasis fan Christian.
I brought tickets to the Oasis nineteen ninety six. What's
the story concept that was canceled when they broke up
for a short time. We should have realized then this
is not going to be around forever. I was eighteen
and just shattered. It was everything to me. I still

(35:55):
haven't gone over the disappointment. Not sure I could bring
myself to attempt to purchase again. Believe, believe, Come on, Michelle, honestly,
five years time. It's two parts to the good news
we've got. There's an announcement and then an instant gratification.

(36:16):
I'm promising for somebody today a happy ending with the show.
In fact, that's what they should have put up on
those posters of mine forget more than a radio show.
What are the show in town can offer you a
happy ending? Not on every show, but at least today
they can set up for the only show. All right,
So big family trips morning Tracy.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
Hello, good morning guys.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, yeah, we're good. So how big? How many of
you on this big family trip at the moment, we're
up to forty?

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Every year we all go away and there's between one
hundred and twenty and one hundred and fifty office.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Oh where'd you go to a town? You take over adelaide,
you hire adelaide.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
We have to find a caravan park.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
But you are the part. It's like your own community
and village.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
That's it.

Speaker 10 (37:03):
And then we go out for dinners and we take
over the whole hotel.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
No imagine you imagine they're having you're on a first
or second date. Note Russian dolls. Well they're not altogether,
aren't they? Is it?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Could all the chairs over this one.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
They just get absorbed into your community next time, and
then up into one of your caravans.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Now's one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
They do that too, they do that too.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Are they all relatives?

Speaker 10 (37:29):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yes, my grandparents George McGill.

Speaker 10 (37:33):
They had eleven children, and those eleven children had thirty
six of my generation, and then our thirty six generations
had ninety seven as the next generation.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Trace, it's amazing that you know all this and you're
in chact with your contact with with the family tree,
like this is like a living family tree.

Speaker 11 (37:54):
Ooh, we're very close, very close, all of us, and
then all of our children.

Speaker 10 (37:58):
We haven't I haven't even added up, but I'm going to.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Do that in February next year.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
All right, then call me back. All right, I've got
out one hundred and forty seven. Someone has put me off.
Let me start again. So, Tracy, when you're all out together,
one hundred and twenty hundred and thirty of you, how
are you organized that where you sit? Do you vary
it each dinner time? Or and do you really know
all your cousins and nephews names.

Speaker 10 (38:22):
I know all my cousins and nephews, but the next
generation I'm a bit lost there that I think.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I know you know what? Next one they do? Chat
right me? You and Pats just going on to join
the table. I remember, Tracy, we call you. How are you? O?

Speaker 8 (38:39):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Good? Yes, all right, Tracy, thank you very much. Cool,
call me back in February when you've done a new
count okay, the revised counts. It's like a sentence.

Speaker 11 (38:48):
Oh yeah, So we have a ball.

Speaker 13 (38:49):
It's called the McGill family and a lot of people
know the McGill.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Oh they would you if you go like caravur in
your part? Can I just ask the McGill family are coming,
what Jake have they booked at? Well, we won't move you.

Speaker 11 (39:02):
Every every year the last week in in February, and
where do you go?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Just who we can warn everyone? Where did the McGill
family go.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
For this next year?

Speaker 11 (39:09):
We're going to the Gamby right, okay, right, but make
sure the caravan parks.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Are big enough. Yeah, Tracy, it was a joy chalking'
to you. Take care, thank you, bye bye big Oasis
News Instant Gratification.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Christian O'Connell's show. All right, Oasis News, this is big news.
It was huge news this year when the unthinkable happen
and Oasis announced that they were putting a very bad
family rift between them together. I don't know what I
was brought the boys back together. I actually genuinely never
thought it would happen. But I don't know whether it's

(39:49):
getting older. They're in their fifties now, their mum's not
very well when she was begging the boys to become
brothers again before she passes away, or it's the offer
of around one billion dollars. Who knows. Let's not be
sing cool. Whatever it is, I don't care. They're coming,
and I don't mean they're coming back together on stage.
They're coming to Australia. You probably already up to speed
with this. It was announced Friday that Oasis are coming

(40:11):
here down on tour next year, which is gonna be
hues as reunion tour. The atmosphere of these gigs is
going to be electric. Melbourne, Oasis is coming. They're playing
Marvel's Stadium next October. It's the thirty first sign up
Now for any chance of getting these tickets, you go
to oasisnet dot com. Bless them, they've been away so long.

(40:33):
Let's stuck with that dot net.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Dot com.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Obviously that's probably what broke up with them. They haven't
got the passwords to log back in oasisnet dot com.
You shouldn't be a net if you want the biggest
bands in the world. Net They've come from a very
long time ago.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Kids Oasis dot go.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Aol oasisnet dot com. They got their own website. Pre
sale starts this Monday, Monday, the fourteenth of October, So
you got the next couple of days. Head to Oasis net.
They're playing Marvel Stadium October the thirty first. Next year
tickets go on sell Monday. That's pre sale only if

(41:18):
you've gone to their very own website, lim and old.
Look at that webcounter visit number as well oasisnet dot
com and I promise instant graphication. You don't need to
wait until October. You can win right now, twelve months beforehand.
We have the very first pair of tickets to go

(41:39):
to the future see a band from the past who
are never gonna be together in the future. You go
in time traveling. We're taking you to next year right
now on nine four one four one oh four three.
These genuine are the first pair of tickets to go
and see Oasis live in Melbourne next year at Marvel Stadium.
Win them now, don't even You don't even need to
go to oasisnet dot com. You can win them right

(42:00):
now nine one four one four three. We have tickets.
These are the very first tickets before they go and seal.
Do not pick up the phone unless you're a really
big Oasis fans, because I'm a big Oasis fans and
I have no tickets yet, so we have them for you.
Nine four one oh four three. I'm going to play
this song now, Don't look back in anger. This is
a belt of an Oasis song, but actually it's a

(42:22):
song of forgiveness and acceptance. I don't know why they're
back together again, but for me it is the best
news this year.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Christian O'Connell's Show. In twenty twenty five, they're doing two
shows Melbourne a Marvel Stadium on the thirty first of
October next year. Presale begins on Monday. Go to the
band's website. It's an Oasis nep Just if you google Oasis,
don't worry. The top search together is the band's website.
There's been a bit of hype about them over the
last two months. They're doing Melbourne and Sydney. Can news

(42:52):
they come here first. They're going to Melbourne first of all,
Marvel Stadium on the thirty first of October. Then a
week later, after they've recovered it by being rocked by Melbourne.
The reception they're going to get here mainly from me
front right and Sydney on the seventh of November presell,
then on Monday go to Oasis net to stand any
chance they get these tickets. They're going to go very

(43:13):
very quickly. But the great news is we have tickets.
Every day this week on the show, we're giving away
our first pair of tickets to go and see Oasis
live in Melbourne Marvel Stadium next year. Michelle, she's just
got to work, that's school, Michelle. Hello, Hello, Michelle, you whispering.

(43:37):
You try not to be on the on the final
on the radio.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Shure, I was a bit too.

Speaker 10 (43:41):
It was you said my name, so I was like,
is it me?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
It is Michelle, it's here. There's a lot of people
calling in right now because obviously we've just announced Oasis
are coming next year in October. So why do you
want the very first pair of tickets?

Speaker 10 (43:55):
Christian, I ask the person who takes it in earlier
about missing out on the nineteen ninety six concerts, and
I was trying to register this before, but I thought
I don't know if I can go through this disappointment again.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I am.

Speaker 10 (44:10):
I was shattered. I had the whole thing planned in
ninety six. I was finishing VCU that year and they
were coming out a week later, and my whole life
was revolving around this concert.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
And I just it just killed me.

Speaker 10 (44:26):
You know, I'm sorry, I'm exaggerating.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I was.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
And that's your fa whatever your favorite band is, it's everything.
It would have been like your schoolies, it's the big
thing you're looking forward to.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
This was I grew up in the country. This was
we didn't back in the old days. We didn't go
to the Gold Coast, we didn't do anything like that.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
So this was my schoolies.

Speaker 10 (44:44):
This was my everything.

Speaker 11 (44:45):
This is what I was working for.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Do you remember how you felt when the band announced
that the tour was canceled?

Speaker 10 (44:52):
Oh, I like, there was rumors because we had to
deal with like the newspapers and the radio is that
we didn't have the internet back in the we like
you hear the rumors that they're not coming, they're not coming,
you think they're going to reschedule, and then they just
said they were broken up.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
I was.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
It devastated me. I just couldn't.

Speaker 11 (45:10):
I couldn't deal with it.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
I didn't believe it, and then and then I didn't.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Yeah, and then they got back together and then broke
up about ten years later, properly. So well, listen, Michelle,
you have to have the first pair of tickets we have, really, yes,
I think. I think even if the band knew that
we were giving away tickets, now they go, hey, listen,
we're really sorry. Yeah, have the tickets. You're never too
old for schoolies. School Is is coming twenty twenty five.

(45:35):
Oh my god, you have to be there. Imagine you're eighteen.
It's your eighteen year old right now, who's crying with
joy that you finally get to see them?

Speaker 11 (45:44):
I got to cry.

Speaker 10 (45:45):
I'm steady about workplace on schomatic.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Yeah, you're colleaguely going to go. Someone's really and the
kids have only just come back. We only had a
date with them yesterday, only teaching. Michelle. It's just broke
by these kids. Little horrors you've got getting to see Oasis.
You're the first person to get the tickets in Australia.

Speaker 10 (46:07):
Thanks before you go, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh, no pleasure. I wanted them to go to a
genuine fan. You really are a proper fan. I will
see you there, enjoy it. Thank you my pleasure. Michelle,
You're deserved winner, all right. I hope we don't know
what set you too much, but at least it's with joy.
These are with joy, all right, have a good day.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
I gotta go try to this miscarage.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Michelle. You finally getting to see Oasis. Enjoy it next
year and well done. Thank you so much, all right.
More tickets on tomorrow show.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Christian O'Connell's show, Christian very exciting giving away Oasis tickets
for next Autoby years ago. I want some tickets on
this radio station. Go and see the B fifty two's
similar time frame. It's for next year. Super excited and
some big eighties guy come concert time, not off early
for work, got all dressed up and away we go.
Pity I got the all night and missed them completely.

(47:03):
He left the country, was pretty disappointed. No B fifty
twos for Andy boy. I'm so sorry to hear that.
My friend, Jackie boy, what's been going on with you?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I'm raising a red flag about my next door neighbor.
He once a week he washes his car a lot
of the time shirtless. Yesterday the weather was miserable. It
was raining in the afternoon. Jitny, he's still out there
getting sudsy with his shirt off.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Is this pool guy the same with the pool?

Speaker 12 (47:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
No, that's about my old mate Andy. He's in his sixties. No,
this guy's This guy would be mid twenties.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
If you've got your top off right, it means he's jacked.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
He's jacked.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
He's leaning over and showing the obliques and everything the
v and.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
He's part of his sharehouse where our next door neighbor
moved out and then six people moved in next door.
I was worried about the rowdiness of the parties they
would have. And actually a very sensible the one the
one guy to keep your eye on, Hunk.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
This is a lone wolf out that he knows down
well what he's doing. He's putting on a gun show
for your wife.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
That's what I'm worried about.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I don't know. He's seen her, all right, he's he's
seeing her, and he's also sad he's seen you, and
he realizes, how about you go for the big price,
you know, Oasis tickets more than B fifty twos and
where I'm failing. But your jacks, you're you need to
get out there naked.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
My card definitely needs to wash compared to his car,
which is I wasn't sure that was a euphemism, which
is sparkly every week I let mine there's a tree
that overhangs our driver.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Oh god, I've got that as well, and.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yes, and so it builds up, there's bird poo on it,
and I just think, well, they're just going to do
it again tonight.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Sotching it thongs and budgy smugglers.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I've actually got spiderwebs now that go from the passenger
side mirror to the window.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I was for Halloween, you're doing it. I'm Gordy the Helloween?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Where's the next door? Nmber? Every single week.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
He's what is the workout? We can tick on cleaning
a car as well? So what are you going to do?
You've got to make a power move back. What are
you going to do?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I'm not going to clean my car just because he does.
I'm going to go you know what, I'm going to
go through to through one of the drive through ones
where they do it for you. Can I sit in
there in luxury.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Then why don't you get one of those sort of
like a weights bench and stuff. I start working out
Fank the trainer, barb and a rat.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Gang a lot messages Jackie Boy telling you to wash
that car bird poop and urine damage the paint, not
on a Tessa eat On, sort this through, he's pre
pooped and all those cars you know. Today on the
Time Wasteter U be four t are returning to Australia
on their Red Red Wine Tour with special guests a
Get High Cherry October seventeenth, Next week Margaret Caught Arena.

(49:53):
You can buy tickets from ticket and you can win
a bed today for the best in show. On the
Time Waster which today on World Beard Day, we're looking
for hairy bands. A study of male facial hair rates
around Australia refield which seaties have the strongest and weakest beards.

(50:19):
I am going to need some spoiling evidence with this.
This is just propaganda. The strongest beards were found in
Hobart and Melbourne. So were they walking around the streets
looking for stronger weak beard and doing a week and
strong count? Well, the weakest beards Week Beard Brisbee and
also Sydney weak beards. All right, so we're looking for
your hairy bands the beard, Geese, Gold, Tina Palmer ooh gold,

(50:47):
Perry comover gold and damn it what is this? Gold?
Wasn't a gold run or the ladies will get this everywhere?
Ac ghd oh yeah like the straightener, look around silk
around the ladies. They're clapping? Does it go? Ouy? Did

(51:10):
I hear it? All right, jackie boy? What have you got?
Hairy bans?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
This artist is getting in number two pack?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Oh yeah, Oh no, that's a joke. Sorry so quick,
I missed it. Number two. You don't go in and
ask for number two pack two? Yeah? Silver, yeah, Tupac
does yeah. Silver.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Trimmy Hendrix, Trimmy Hendrix.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Now there you go, there's your gold.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Mumfort and buns.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Oh like a man bun. They would have as well,
wouldn't they with those waistcoats and leuka ladies go.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
There are some strong beards in Mumford and Sons combs
and I.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Silver and ZZ flat top flattop silver.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
The Christian O'Connell show podcasts.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
What are the odds? All the threes you can win
tickets gon to u be forty next week. Margaret called Arena.
Tickets are on sale now at Ticke Tech Supporters. Buy
Eaglie Cherry. If you do win the tickets, make sure
you save the night. The good eye joke. The eagle
eyed bands out there always keep an eye out for him.

(52:15):
All right, hairy bands, Jack, You're ready, I'm ready. Let's
beard them up. Hooty in the blow wave Gold what
are Aaron? Maroon five o'clock Shadow, Gold, Foyle Orbitson always
get some high lights Silver Mullatallica Silver plus, Mariah Harry

(52:38):
Gold is platinum. My friend Mariah Harry is great. The
wax On five and a little bit of silver Beard,
the Ironish Gold, Barry Man Balobe Gold plus that comes
from the awesomely named Maggie Bull Love That Maggie Bull

(53:02):
Marry Barry Man Balo is brilliant. Maggie Proasis throwing their
hair out. They've got the froze when they're here Froasis
very good fun Jovi Gold, Hairy Styles Gold us from
Sienna on the way to school instead of the Backstreet Boys, Backstreet.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Barbers, Bronze.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Perm Jam Silver Pubic Enemy that sits in That's band Rio,
Christian on the Petshow Boys, the Barbershop Boys, Bronze Lady,
Barbara Gold, Ricky well done, Zizi off the Top, Plase silver,

(53:50):
Thanks Brad, Audio Shave Gold, Ye, what Daniel the Boomtown
Rattails gold and Motley Crue Cup gold. All right, A
lot of goals today, not a very good ones. Who's
off to see UBI fourteen?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Well down to Maggie for Bury Men Bunalo Yeah, brilliant oneok.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Tomorrow's show today Tomorrow Wednesday. On this show, we're looking
for your stories once more of coincidence and chance in
what are the odds?

Speaker 5 (54:19):
I believe it or not? What are the odds?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl
who married a Hun?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Who works with the Cheryl.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Who married a Hun as well?

Speaker 13 (54:39):
When I was younger, I worked as a camp count
floor at a summer camp in France. Two years later
I was working as a school photographer. There was this
kid and he recognized me from that summer camp.

Speaker 11 (54:51):
He was on exchange from friends in Australia, had.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
A motorbike excellent and I smashed my right ankle. I
had to get up in the hospital and surgery. I
was going to show to my ankle. I thought, okay.
They came in and I said, we're going to shave
you from head to toe to Why so I'm only
having an ankle? Said, now you're having a kidney surgery.
Two beds down to Joy in the next bed.

Speaker 8 (55:10):
He was poor.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Anthony Solomon's day of birth was assignment. He was having
a kidney operator.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane. My ex
husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane, and now
I'm looking for it.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Greg. What are the odds so you can get in
their early book is spot? We get very busy, lots
of stories waiting to be told. Email me today Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot Are you now.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I have or what are the others?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I'm warning you now. I would even say it's mild,
We'll give it to us down there. No, no, no, no,
because we may need it tomorrow. You don't have your
second goal. Start A couple of callers aren't quite ready
to go. You've got to always have something in the
back pocket. But if you hear me start to go listener,
know this. If you hear me start to go tomorrow,
I've got one worry. We have not got great signed up.
If I'm breaking this out, something has gone very badly wrong.

(56:04):
It involves today's show. Ah yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Didn't feel like the longer you give it a run up,
the better it has.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I've said too much. I've said too much. Hopefully this
day will never come, but it may well tomorrow. It's
up to you. You decide the fate of this Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. So don't forget.
If you're an Oasis fan, you go to Oasis in
Net today, sign up for the pre sale based whether
you try and get the tickets to see them in
October next year. We also will be giving away tickets tomorrow.

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