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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Showtime.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
If I had a dollar, i'd be able to go
and get a trolley.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I was going to give him a shout out, but
I don't know what they.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Called clashing with middle management Bogan.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Show one two hundred and seven, Christian O'Connell's Show. I'll
be honest with you for disclosure, I've only just made
it here. Now you might think maybe done one of
these presenters that turns up like this. I'm not. I
literally woke up this morning nor in my alarm glowing
us off at four twenty. It woke me up at
five twenty because of the daylight savings, and I was
(00:45):
staring at it, going this ain't right. It's always four
to twenty. Why would it be five to twenty. What's happened?
Then I was like, please let it me the weekend,
even down when it's not the weekend. I just hope
there's been some time glitch overnight daylight so a day
yes for the first time ever pranks on us guys.
And then I realized, you know, even when you're staring
(01:06):
at something. You know what this means? Like, this means
a real panic to make it for the job that
must start at six o'clock, the Christian O'Connell show, and
he must be there at six o'clock. And I'm thinking
takes me about twenty five minutes is to get into
the station. I'm naked, lying in bed at moment, I
still haven't started moving. And then I'm like, oh no,
(01:29):
and the heart's dumbing. I'm like, even though my clothes
are laid out, and run around and go, where are
my clothes? You know I can see them in front
of me. I mean full panic modes. You don't, you
don't act very well in full panic mode.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So Sarah's up by this point, because usually your tiptoe
out of the room.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
He's like, She's like, she's a very heavy sleeper. The
light goes on. I'm like like this only a minute in,
a minute in when I'm rushing my tee. She's like,
everything okay. Now, I'm like, no time to lay the clock.
I didn't set it last night, and she went But
you were telling Lois and I how how many clock
(02:03):
changes you've been through during breakfast radio for twenty six
years and you were explained to Lois, I was, actually,
can you accuse me of man splaining? I'm like, how
I always know at this time of the year what
the change is and what that means. I'm dreading, dreading
her finding out today that the man's playing got out
what his own man's.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Busy doing, the elections busy enough the actual clock.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And I think all of us have got that one
clock that you have that's very hard to reset. There's
another clock, one I never even bother. I could google it.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So many a digital now that it does it for you.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, that's what I thought. This isn't apparently an atomic
alarm clock that speaks to some atomic atom and is
meant to change itself, So I didn't realize I needed
to normally it does. But last night, and maybe just
to give me an a she'll still feel something. After
twenty six years of breakfast radio, button please to say
I keep my record of never missing starts.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Out of breath.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
They have been in a cold shower or a just
a real savage way to wake up this morning, and
the producers of us said, I've just woken up. I
should be there for around about six o'clock pick a
long song to come out the six one news with
we should have Stairway to Heaven ready for the next
daylight saving times okay, and then they went, don't worry
Patsy's added in a couple of news stories. We don't.
(03:20):
We don't need more filler in the news. We really don't. Anyway,
Good morning, have you had a great weekend. Let's talk
about the Grand Final?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Next look Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Christian O'Connell's show. So yesterday evening we'll see NRL Grand Final. Now,
I know you're a big Footy fan. Did you watch
the Grand Final?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I've seen the highlights, pats not at all.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I appreciate the honesty pretty si honestly, And I actually
think right now in terms of the you know, one
hundred percent of the people listening right now, probably most
lam mentally going, oh god, he's not going to talk
about the NRAL Grand Final. Does the POM not realize
after six years, we really don't care that much about
it If you look at the viewing figures, only one percent. Probably. Yeah,
we're here in the state in the ground and I
(04:03):
just realized, actually just said we're going to talk about
the NRL Grand Final next, then play Katie Perry, because
we don't play Kid LaRoy. When I was watching, say,
by the way, I actually know sometimes I Shelby talk
about the strange things that you just google in the
course of one day on your phone. While I was
watching Kid Larroy, actually googled how old is kid LaRoy?
When he when does he just become l Roy? You know,
(04:23):
you're twenty one, it's time to become Larroy. And then
when you get your fifties, just Roy. It's a good
middle aged name. It's got the maturity, the whole making
of kid Lroy, from kid to Larroy to Roy. How'd
he go?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Kid Lroy?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I thought. I think one thing about the nr L
Ground Final is because it's in the evening same as
the super Bowl, it just looks as a more of
a spectacle. Yeah, it's a TV spectacular, and I think
for the for us watching whoever's singing performing and them
doing it as well, it's a lot better, isn't it
in the evening right than performing in the middle of
the afternoon, blazing sunlight at like two o'clock.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Because were those sunglasses in part Perry's outfit or whatever?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That after all the red there in the in the crowd,
in the stands. So now you're a big fan. So
I watched it last night. It was a very gripping final.
I thought it was a great game, but you're the
big n an. Was it a great one?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It was a phenomenal game. Low scoring, which normally doesn't
mean it's a good game, but it was. Actually, if
you ever watched rugby league, that's about as good.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
As it gets. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I watched
all of it. Now, tell me about the bunker. Ah, yes,
ye yeah, Now it sounds like something from the Chase
because they have the banker and it's actually worse than that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
The bunker is their video reviews.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where are they? I think that I.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Don't know if they're literally underground, but it.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Was then googling. I want to know more about the monk.
Is it in a business park? In Everly mind? No
more than.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Remote nos fans can't revolt.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Maybe those NRL fans g looking months they're rough.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's like a whole.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It's like Collingwood fans were the only fans of the
entire sport.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Just bread and bread and bread. It would make Penrith
fans on Friday after the show, Jack and I cRIO.
So if Penrith was an area of Melbourne, what would
be we'reut even thinking where are you get off? That's
a compliment.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Just one four grand?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
The four peak is remarkable. So what did the bunker
do they nerds that review contested place?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yes, exactly, so like in AFL, how you know they'll
do like a video review to see if the ball
clip the post or someone touched it on the way through.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I just assumed those guys were at the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, me too. No, they have a big according to
the Internet that the business Technolgry Park and every.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
So everly's in like the Sydney, like the City of Sydney.
It's thirty two screens, thirty two different angles.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's like Elvis judging the NRL Grand Final making a
random call with a remote control and a gun lader.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's better than the AFL, which has usually about two
two screens.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, but it didn't help, even from mine, not a
mega fan, even, I was like and they kept just
replaying it like an orgy. All you saw is like
eight asses? Well, actually did look at ag eight asses
on one ball? And then when trying to work out
did he nudge it? Who's touching that? Is he pushing in?
Is he pushing out?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Despite thirty two screens every week in the NRL, it's terrible,
huge controversy about how they can't get it right. So
it actually doesn't help despite and maybe it's because it's
run by the NRL and that's maybe why they can't.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Now I don't I don't want to sound like one
of those AFL conspiracy theories where you always believe that
they favor certain teams. For my neutral eyes, it looked
like they that the n r L really wanted Penrith
to win and get the four feet Wow hot take,
hot take, No one cares. It's actually a nice cold
take if it was about AFL hot take, NRL ice
(07:58):
cold tape. So did you agree? And what's this story
about one of the players biting another one? I didn't
see that one. Yes, apparently one playing a long goes
on in that wild Grand Final. L has a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Every year someone will poke someone in the eye, bite someone.
I mean years ago they will finger up there there
was a bit of a finger. What do you mean
about twenty years ago?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
There was this pre bunker goes. If you want to
get a little bit of ours play, let's do it
before the bunker comes in, before they start building cameras.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I won't go into it here because it's graphic, but
if you Google.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Message it to card and Jackie, Oh, they probably pick
up the reins if we just mentioned them. My fellows
stay on.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Christian O'Connell Show News on Friday going around the Oasis
are coming as part of their reunion shows that they're
doing in the UK and Europe that they are coming
down Under next year. There's going to be a proper
announcement tomorrow at eight a m. Make sure you're listening
to this show tomorrow morning at eight a m. For
the latest on that announcement and what it means for you.
(09:06):
Wink wink, nudge, nudge, eight am tomorrow. They were lastly
in two thousand and five. Do you know where they
were in two thousand and five where they played? Did
they come to Melbourne or.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
They came to Melbourne? They played Festival Hall, which you
don't think they'll be doing again now that they are.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, it'd be Marvel Stadium at least, so Festival so
not part of Did they ever play Big Day Out?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't think so. No, Festival Hall is only five
thousand people capacity.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Imagine them not being able to sell out an arena.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, they're doing in London, they're doing ten or eleven
or even twelve. I think it might be a now
at night. So Wembley Arena, Wembley is mcg size, it's
one hundred thousand, you know, and twenty years ago just
goes to show. Right, Maybe the best thing we could
do for ratings is to break up and not do
the show for fourteen years, few to fourteen years, Well
they won't they and then come back together and just
(09:59):
coin it in. So let's make this our last show.
And if one of you could just tear up the
studio and then we've got that last ending to all.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Good good morning, Good morning, do.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
You all right? Team? Are you ready with you? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Good morning to Sean on his way to South Yarra
for another day in Paradise. Good morning, Sean, Morning to
Craig and Sea for driving his bus Nit Oakley at
the moment. Good morning, and you want to shout out
to any of his passengers, paying attention to the radio
right now. Hello Craig's passengers, Nick Oakley at the moment,
good onring to Haystack.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Morning Haystack.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It's too bloody early to go to a I know
we've lost an out game to now. Who knows? Morning
drive from Bendigo to Melbourne. Why is it still suddenly
very dark? Jeff confusing? I know, Jeff. Good morning, Just
arrived at work celebrating my birthday today, Happy birthday, and
good morning Jane.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Good morning, Happy birthdayday, Jane.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Tiger Paul from Richmond Cheers squad, waiting in Roomwood to
get his car serviced on Paul's still fire. He's still
burning that flame for a Tiger post season. Good morning all.
Nigel here currently filling the liquid nitrogen tanks for the
stem cell lab research team at Ospin Hospital.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
We get one of those every day. What I'm turking?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I didn't know. Maybe this radio station was powered by
liquid nitrogen in the production power by liquid nitrogen. Breadfort
show Ie.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He's concentrating though, if he's got us on.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Mucking around with liquid nitrogen a stem cell lamb at
the Austinnel Nitro Nigel, take an easy mate. Good morning
to Rohan. Rohan, good morning from Lawn and Order. Just
off to Molown's in Epping. Great business name, LAWNA and Order.
Well done morning team Alfie and Louise here just on
our way back to school today with the reluctant Alfie.
(11:55):
I bet as I said good night to my seventeen
year old daughter, yesay back to school today for her
last wow. I was handing her a school uniform that
I'd washed and it was already and I went, it's
only a couple more weeks of these. Her VC exam
start this month, Graduation this month, and it's our last
order to go through graduation. And you guys will have
(12:17):
this in years to come where they do like how
it started, how it is now there the photos and
that it broke us two years ago. Ruby this one,
I am looking forward to it. But my wife and
I both like, you know, the seeing in toy story
where they're going into that incinerator and they're holding hands.
An emotional incinerator is what it's going to be as
we are powered headfirst into an emotional graduation incinerator, hopefully
(12:39):
to re emerge like Phoenix out of the Thames. Gina
here feeling anxious as my dog is just it's just
gone into labor. Puppies A good morning, Jana. Do you
call the vet then? Is it okay for us humans
to delive?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Puppies are amazing. They're just like labor and birth themselves.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Usually they go away and hard like the dog hides
under the house or in the back garden or something I've.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Never ever heard of. The en gin, I bet you
in the kitchen. You in the kitchen ain't hiding anywhere
popping out kids. Gina, please text me back let me know.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Good morning everyone, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Christian O'Connell's show. All right, Gina has got back to
us this morning. Throughout today's show, it is live, it
is happening real time hashtag pup watch. Puppies are going
to be born whilst we're doing the show together. Guys.
So Charlotte got back to us. You know, she's the
one said that she's anxious right now because her dog
(13:41):
has just gone into still.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Call it labor, Yeah, yeah, dog labor, Yeah, dog labor.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Just put the dog in front of it. Okay, So
the one she's nervous that someone's giving birth in her
kitchen or acorn to jack under the house, which is
where women go to go to labor.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
The dogs do light.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
No wonder you were late going to be there for
Gordon's birth. You're probably looking on the crawl space, Yanka,
are you here? How do you get the stirrups up under?
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Here?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Very hard, very hard? Christian Gina here again? The lady
whose dog's gone into dog labor. My dog's Charlotte. So
Gene is a human. Charlotte's ae female lady going into labor.
Got it. She's got an air, a separate area in
a shed, all set up with the heating on. And Charlotte,
(14:28):
that's the dog is listening to us right now.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Good morning, Charlotte, Good luck.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Are coming. That's a great question, right I haven't even
established what the breed is yet, so we can imagine
in the image of our mind. Now what's coming at
in my mind labradors? Is there the cutest puppies.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Let's have a guest and see who gets closest to
how many puppies are coming? Oguss eleven.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh, it depends on the breed, doesn't it. I'm gonna
say eight.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm going to go nine. Okay, closest to the puppy
pin w nothing today, guys, I have some more good
news now. On Friday show. In the last couple of
shows last week, I was talking about how I was
trying to befriend a magpie. Yes, all right, and I know,
I know everyone's scared of them, that's swooping and all that,
But I thought I would try to befriend this magpie,
(15:15):
local magpie that kept coming into my back deck when
I was there. And I've been trying to communicate to
that I love this magpie unconditionally, and can that part
of it that holds a grudge also hold a new
friend me. So I come home Thursday night from Tina
Turner Open in NINETEENA Turner the Musical, and my family like,
there's a bait. There's a fledgling magpie outside on the
(15:35):
back deck, right. So I go out there and there's
this quite ill looking it's folded in in itself gray.
It's not yet black and white or to find like that.
It's gray, and I rub it's tummy. My wife's own
kids coverserts and apparently you shouldn't do that because the
parents will to own it. It's now got the taint of.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Human Also, what was that meant to do? Just make
it feel better.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I just saw a movie years ago in the nineties
that John Travolta was in Nice. I remember where he
could rub. He had healing capabilities and he raped. He
basically rubbed tummies and people that were ill or dead
came back to life. And I was like, if it
works with JT, can it work for oc. Anyway, rubbed
little tummy and chopped up some sausage and we left
(16:14):
it there all night. When I before I left for
the show Friday morning, the little thing was still there.
Look very good news. However, I can tell you that
Arthur's show Friday went by to check on it. It
was starting to have a few practice flies, watched on
by Mum and dad observing above. Then obviously crash landed
because over the weekend they kept circling our house looking
(16:35):
and crying out for it, and so we kept the
cat indoors. Otherwise, that is that's a weekend feast. That's
a bar KFC bargain bucket for my fat cat Larry.
It's like, come to Papa.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
He's rubbing his own tongue, so big old.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Tummy that like cows have got five stomach Larry's got ten.
And so anyway, yesterday and I've shared the photos. I
was so siting and I looked up. I could hear
them pies, mom and Dad in the middle flying around
proudly showing that he was Okay. What's the fledgling magpie?
I cannot tell you, guys, Bazani. I felt really happy,
proud for them. And I've just found out that a
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group of magpies is called a mischief. Ah.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
And what is the rhyme? Where one one for sorrow,
two for joy.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Three for girl. Oh, I thought it was three for
a boy, four for a boy, four, three for.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
A girl, four for a boy.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, so five for toy, six for a shoe, seven
for an ant I was gonna wear? How long do
I get this go? I do? I think he lost
me at the fifth one? What is the rhyme?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl,
four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold,
seven for a secret never to be told?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Well? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Christian O'Connell's show. Every Monday, we want to hear about
your weekend. What happened to you this weekend. You can
tell me about it in six words text me ozho
four seven, five, three, one oh four three sad.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Christian test use and seix words or less.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Tell about your week?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Did you paint off?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Buy flights to Buda? Pest? Every week it gets more
random and random about what what? Well do you think
our listeners have those exotic lifestyles. The other one it
was they were praying.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Or zorbie and actually, if you did buy it tickets
to Budapest, it's too creepy, like, yeah, how does the
guy on the radio know what I've been Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Painting, I'll give him. It's so specific white Budapest PASSI
what's your six word weekend? When we spoke to your Friday,
you were talking about how were you and already were
headed off to the Melbourne Royal Show.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, eight hour way around the show. Gosh, gone to
the days at the Melbourne Royal Show where you just get,
you know, a cold bucket of chips and some dimmies.
The food on offer at the show now is just,
honestly it's like Master.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Chef rest in Peace Anthony More day.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
We sat down for a diga station by the show Dogs.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right here in flement and chef carded you've got your
dag with dogs and all that, you know, the fairy fluss,
all the usual fair but had this massive, big smoker.
There was too many choices, too many.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
So what did you have for? Did it? What got
to by the way, so let me just understand, who's there,
Crista where No, we never leave a dad down, but
you guys do well.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
There's a lot of walking to be had, isn't there?
At the ascot First we gave.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
You a wheelchair and push the eaten push.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, I think he's into something on Netflix, so he
sort of excused himself.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Laptop because you can also lock it on.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Its No, we got there, so gates opened about ten
got their first point of call was like it was
last year, the doll whip double double decker bus, so
dole whip. If you're not across it is like pineapple
flavored soft serve. It is the best thing.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Sits cotton am no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
No think of it like you know, a frozen yogurt
or something. But that was amazing and you can't normally
get it outside beautiful So we had one of those
all my mind.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
They them wiping their mouths and chucking it aside, just
actually chucking it, not in a being, just throwing it
and then sprinting like NRL on me. Got helmets on
in my mind as well, elbow pads and shoulder was
barging people out the way, clotheslining other families.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I just got a little small cup. Audrey decided this
year she'd get a hollowed out they do like a pineapple,
hollow it out, fill it with that.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
So she I bet the kids there, I bet it's
just like post lunch. This is a slump kids in
post sugar. Hayes piles mountains of kids sugar crash.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
At the gate on the way out. At the other
end of the day, they've got a massive, big stand
of fairy flops and popcorn. And I said to a
little traveler, you know, the kids bouncing on the car roof.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
On the way home, mums and dans, and they get
them in the little car seats.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Eating out of pineapples. Not even convenient. They're so awkwards whole,
it's spiky.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, it's all right, she managed to.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
All right, so it starts a o'cot serve, right, that's you,
that's your opener. That's your live now? Then what opens next?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Then I thought, I do feel like a cup of tea,
you know, getting through the traffic and everything. So I
went over to the c w A ladies who make
a mean scone. They were making about two thousand days poor.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Then she got one thing she wanted and then going
to hang out with old people having.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
A cup of tea beautiful cup of tea, two scones
with jam and cream.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
They were a little light on the were there any
other people there? It was past normally that's where the
Nanni's Go've just got a bit overwhelmed that would go
and sit down a bit faint.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Then when we walked out of there, straight in front
of us was like our sister station Kiss had food
vans because they were big sponsors as well.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Do you mean in our town? But they're not really here,
but they've got they've got food store there.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well you know what there was there was Kyle's Elvis
Berger Aspirational, which Audrey wanted to try, and it was disgusting.
It was two crispy cream donuts with a chicken filet,
like crumbed things.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Just because not getting enough listeners here, don't kill off
the watch You've got as an act of punishments like
the unibomb of radio.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
So the Krispy qreams are the bun.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's the bun. And then it had made chicken between
chicken fill it in the minute and in the middle,
and heaps of fitting sick, heaps of syrup over.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Your jaw up lower mandibles to even.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Get that in, I reckon Kyle has one three times
a day. That's like a staple foot, So did you
I did not have it, And Audrey had like two
bites of it, and then well no, so that was
the Elvisberger, Kyle's Elvisburger. Then are you still hungrier after
a couple of rides? It's like the hungry call.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Then if that's me, I'm going into human sprinkle of
everywhere everybody who's at the Melbourne Royal Show. How did
you keep it all in?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
She had a couple of rides.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I watched from a distance, and then she was hungry.
You know what kids like, I'm hungry. It's just interesting.
So then she had a barbecue chicken skewer over in
the master chef kitchen corner.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yes, they must have been terrified and I had a.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Corn on the cob which was amazing. It was drizzled
with coconut milk and then it had like a chilly
salt sprinkle with coconut over the top. It was incredible, incredible.
So we just ate our wye around the show.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
So basically, I just want to get this right. It
feels like a tour of the Wonka factory. You had one, right.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, well she had a few more than that.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
She did.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, it was seter mingled with some rides. We evened
it out and.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Did you get your photo with the land?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
We got the fire, well, well done, mission accomplishment.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Then took a bite out of the.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Just head like you mouth. That's not one of the foods.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Christian O'Connell's show ten Minutes Time. How next week you
can go and see the amazing Tina Turner musical, simply
the best. You don't just go and see it, We're
going to take you to go and see it. Drinks beforehand, nibbles,
not dinner. We haven't got that kind of budget. I'll
probably go and get the chips today from will Words guys,
and I get twenty dollars in petty cash. You know,
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some of those ty sensational ones, you know, the pasty ones.
Not Dorito's thinking. That's coming up in ten minutes time.
Before that, then six word weekend. The six word weekend
is I don't want Nana's old bed. Over the last
couple of days, then my daughter finally got her first
ever house. Shehes so exciting for her, and we get
(25:11):
the keys this Thursday and we start to move her in.
She's just done too, she's almost done two y's at
the university. So it's her and two mates and they
Killow's time. They're all going to be living together. And
so we meant to measure up on Friday, and we've
got a begbarrow steel now to put because it's obviously
it's a house share, it's unfurnished. So twelve weeks ago
my mother in law passed away. It means we've been
(25:31):
going through a lot of the stuff. So Ruby and
her housemates can have Jackie's old TV and her fridge
and it is great. One thing that Ruby does not want,
very understandably is Nana's old bed is different. I do
just need to explain a bit here. When the paramedis
turned up and they couldn't save her life. While we're
waiting for everything else to happen, they said, oh, we
(25:51):
can put Jackie on her body for one and she
could be laid to rest there. That is the same
bed I heard my wife yesterday. Mate, one of those
quiet phone calls were here, Dad can't hear me right now.
We don't need to worry about buying a bed off.
Like I said, what about Nana's I don't want Nana's bed.
I mean polite. She didn't say Nana's bed. There was
(26:11):
another word in there. Okay, but I'm just trying to
be sensitive at the moment. But she said, I do
not want my nana's bed. And then I heard my
wife going, my wife should be hired to do sales here.
What a great way of dealing with an objection, and
you do sales training for this. She goes, I don't
want that. It's just it's just a bit spooky. She goes, yes,
you could see it like that, or you could see
(26:33):
it like every time you lay down your bed. My
Nana's got my back. And I was thinking, yeah, Broby's
boyfriend's going to love that. Is that over your shoulder
my nana back to mine? What in fact, I'm going
to make it a great form of conraception. Yes you
(26:58):
could think that. Maybe you can think, my nan there's
got my bag.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Snuggling from when did she end up? Are you moving
Nana's bed next week?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Or you go to the shop. If you're selling a
bed on Facebook marketplace, it's likely my doors you're buying
it this week? Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Okay, don't judge me for this. Gordy ran away from
home yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Wow, we got so quick.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
He's only two, he's two and a half years old.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Where did he go?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
So we came out. We came back from a walk
with the dog, and he loves to at the moment
be in charge of closing the door. So as I'm
putting the dog out at the backyard and hanging up
the lead, I hit the door close behind me and think, Okay,
he's done his job. He's closed the door. I put
my feet up on the couch and a few minutes later.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I will have to judge.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
It is definitely my fault.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
What the thing when there's two to about seven is
ain't a lot of time for feet up on the couch.
You don't see it book.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Called It's time to put your feet up.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Even now it's seven, there's no feet. Maybe one there
could go lightly out there, but they soon have to
come off the couch.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
So I'm halfway through a game of chess and Bank
comes in and says, where is hang on?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
A minute only he's just a chet out. You're playing chess,
which is a quick game.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I am playing a speed round you and.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Cash ro So what time has lapsed?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Do you think only a few minutes enough? For When
I ran outside, he's on his bike on the as
a little pinprick at the end of the street, maybe
four five hundred meters away.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Your heart, your heart, mussle.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I have never run so fast, honestly, and I was
in crops, racing a peak. So the worrying thing, though,
is the fearlessness of it. When I caught up with him,
he was like Hi, I just kept kept moving further
away from the house. I don't know where he would
have gone already ever would have turned around.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
So what did you do? What did you say to him?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I just said, oh, we make sure that next time
you wait for some like an adult to come with you.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
What about you an adult? Oh yeah, no, wait what
is mee? Oh my word got out, Gordy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Christian O'Connell's Show. This is a real treat to actually
say that you can come and join us next week.
Thursday night, was lucky enough to go to the opening
night of Tina Turner Musical, which is going to be huge.
It's running at the Princess Theater until January. It's come
from London, where I think it's been running for about
seven or eighty. It's one of the biggest West End
shows in London for years. My mother in law was
(29:39):
a great Tina Turner fan, went to see the show
five times. I saw it Thursday night. It is spectacular.
It's an amazing Tina Turner's life story. You forget just
where she came from because you remember that she was
this huge megastar, the queen of rock and roll, and
you know about all of her success, and you forget
about she was a She escaped incredible poverty and a
(30:01):
domestic situation with Ike as well. But we saw it's
horrific and the and how she came out of that
and Remade Herself is such an inspirational story. And then
with all these amazing songs to dance in, the choreography,
the cast and crew, the lighting of it all. I've
never been to a show where in the second half
everybody not reluctantly, everybody is actually up in their seats
(30:22):
and the nails dancing right. You go in as strangers
and it suddenly feels like you're at a family get together.
It is brilliant. You will leave elated. It's one of
those It's like any sometimes you go and see a
live performance and it brings everybody together. And when I
left Thursday night, there was this hubbub of energy and
joy all rippling out to every on separate worlds, whether
(30:43):
they went on to at the end of the night.
So the reason why I'm talking about this so excitedly
is is that we're taking you to go and see
it next Wednesday nights. You're invited to Tina to the
great show. This takes a while Broadway. Now it's Melbourne
(31:03):
to see the biggest music come This night will be
simply the best that is not made by the producers
of the musical. If you know when I said a
grade that's a league. Tina, the Tina Turner Musical now
(31:24):
playing at Melbourne's Princess the Eta. Do not miss this
international mega hit. It's simply the best and now I
can offer you next Wednesday night, simply the best night
of your life. We're taking about I think it's about
twenty or thirty of you to go and see the
musical October sixteenth. It is a week Wednesday at the
Princess Theater. You didn't just going there, get to see
this incredible choice celebration of Tina's life. You get to
(31:48):
have dinner, putnousis by that eat before her.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
There'll be something moving around there.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Rapidly, rapidly, and drinks with us. So we're really really
looking forward to this. We are going to team. Where
are we I've forgotten now there have been so many
rooftop bars you've gone to see. Where are we actually going?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
With the drinks beforehands lo Meridian, very fancy rooftop.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Oh my, what simply the best night? If you like,
you got it? My friend, there's short in that gap
and we've got him. Okay, So Jackie boy, how do
they call in? What are we calling this?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
You can't just have the tickets. You have to earner
the turner.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Wait a minute, I was just going under a tunnel.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
What did you say you must earner the turner?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
You heard the man earner the turner? Now nine four
one four one oh four to three. Why do you
have to be there? Seeing the show? Next Wednesday night
with us.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Christian O'Connell's Show. So next Wednesday, we're taking you to
see the big show in town, the only show in town.
I'm talking about Tina, the Tina Turner Musical now playing
at the Princess Sieta. Do not miss this international mega hit.
It's simply the best. And next Wednesday week Wednesday, we're
taking a load of view, drinks and dinner beforehands and
(32:59):
then you get a pair of tickets to go and
see the brilliant Tina Turner Musical. It simply will be
the best night of your life this night or be.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Simply the best night of your life.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Not happy, Joe, you.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Are?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The show is spectacular. This needs to be spectacular. Now,
I just need to tell you this. So a couple
of months ago, a cent to Buceria, who does all
that brilliant singer so get back in there at the
moment goes simply the best and says nothing, even though
we're going on calling it sint. It took me weeks
to come up with this idea of going simply the
best night of your life.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
And we don't need to re record simply the best,
because that's in the song already.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Tina's done the heavy lifting, bless her. The least you
could do is just kick it through the sticks with
a cheeky little you know best not you know, simply
the best nine of your you know, put some omph
into it, jazz hands. This this night will.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Be the best night.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
You lie.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's a fourth when I come back at tomorrow eleven,
take it up to eleven. All right, So earn the
Turner every day this week. Come earn the Turner nine
four on four one O four three. Why do you
want to come and join us? Do you love Tina Turner?
Tell us how much you love her?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Phil?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Good morning, Good morning, Christian? Are allen? I'm good? So
your big Tina Turner fan.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
I am Matthew fan.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
She's a queen of rock and roll. I's a love
of so much. Used to claim to us my grandmother
because we've got the same last name.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
She's simply the best.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
I simply have to be there.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I don't need another hero.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Wow, he's swinging for the fences. Quite a claim to
say that Phil Turner is the turner here in Melbourne.
I love it. Phil. We'll see their next Thursday. Look
forward to meeting you your beauty tanks.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Christian, we'll see him my Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
No, I'm seeing Fred on the Thursday as well. Got
so the second part of Spices, we'll have a cat shup.
I call it throw Thursday. Hey do you remember last night?
How good was that? What he thinks of it? So
it's to Wednesday and then the throwback Thursday. You win
as well well, caught Susie. Good morning, Hello, simply the
(35:23):
best night of your life. Susie, Good morning hello, Christian.
So Tina Turner, you want to earn a the Turner?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
I would love to earn a the Turner.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Okay, So right now, sus are lots of people all
calling in. They're trying to get these highly coverted tickets.
Come out and have dinner and drinks with us. Why
would you like to do that, Susie?
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Oh, Christian, my husband and I have five kids.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
By November, I'm going to have ten grandkids with forever
babysitting and working.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Great life.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
We're on our way this morning, right now to baby seat.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh bless you well we yeah, well listen, super ground,
let's get you along. Simply the best, none of your.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Life, beautiful, simply.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
You do it. Well, that's Susie. We see there, the
old lady in the shoe.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Thank you guys, thank you, love your show.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thank you very much. Let's go to Melissa. Good morning,
Melissa morning, simply the best.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Yes, simply the best.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yes, this Catshra is going to take a while because
you've lowered it. You set that bar low, Melissa. Why
do you want to be at the show with us
next Wednesday night?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
I played Tina when I was twelve years old in
a concert. I had the fish nets fucking gone that
the week, the leather skirt, and I'm ready to go.
I love Tina.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Wow, we did you have to audition? What song did
you have to do?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
It was a medley of all the songs, and yeah,
it was great. I had so much fun and that's
when I started loving Tinah brilliant.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Listen, We'll see your week Wednesday. Come and join us.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Excellent, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
All right, more chances tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Christian O'Connell's Show time Now for the misheard lyrics. Every
single Monday we play back all your mishard lyrics. We
got some brilliant I think, potential Hall of famers. If
you listen to this morning, it's just another mishard Monday,
Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. As we play back your misheard lyrics.
(37:30):
If we agree with what we you think you're mishearing,
you will hear this if we do not hear it.
And for the really great misheard lyrics, Yes, last Hall
of Fame last week too, Hall of Famers Rick and
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence, Don't Let Me Die
Here amongst the salad roles and a completely different end
(37:56):
of the spectrum, makes You at Hand from the Peter
Pan soundtrack. We have of listeners who listened to a
wide variety of music from You Can Fly from the
Peter Pan soundtrack, think of Batman, pooping snakes, mate, I'm
guessing school holidays. Whatever they want to listen to, let
them listen to. Okay, all right, brand new ones. Let's
go to Nicole now, she's got high voltage a c
(38:19):
DC high voltage rock and roll or our ac DC singing.
I voted rock and roll, which sounds like a really
good line in a rock song anyway. I think it's
an upgrade slightly. They punched it up a bit. I
(38:46):
love that one. Nicole Florida Tom. It's a listener who
lives in Florida that we've nicknamed Florida Tom. The Look
of Love by eighties brilling band ABC. Be Lucky in Love.
You need to listen carefully to this one. Okay, I
don't know what the the sort of oral equivalent of
(39:08):
is squinting for your ears instead of be lucky in Love?
Miagi in Love legendary teacher on the Karat Kid Here
again he squint those ears. Vote rock and roll. You
hear it? Just is because I love the K but
(39:32):
I want to hear it. You're right, we find evidence
of what we will look for in life. When you
got the keys to your own show. You know your
bloody one, Johnny Keys, I have a French techno classic
(39:53):
for you, Dublin on this show. You know Jack and
I too well. We love French techno. As soon as
the show ends, we just last French techno in the
studio here. It's one of our favorites. DJ Sash started
simply the best on and four oh Card still would
(40:14):
be like here, real light on the lyrics, just keep
repeating everything. Or is DJ Sash say a Connie Flower,
a Connie Flower, Oh Cord trying to make it sound exotic?
What a great spooker? GJ Sash Card. I'm sorry, but
(40:36):
come on in off hard house techno classic, Well done, Johnny,
Adrian Howie's got Tina Turner. I can't stand the rain
against my window? Or is it I can't stand Lorraine
against my window?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
What's she doing out there in the rain?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
And finally, Naomi's got rudes by Magic Saturday morning jumped
out of bed and put on my best suit.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
Sat Saday mon and jumped out of beer, put.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Mom the suit or is it a very different Saturday
morning and starts your weekend? Did magic Saturday morning jumped
out of bear and then put on his bear suit.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Saturday morn and jumped out of beer.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Put a mop the suit, south the revenuet. Very different
kind of play, bare play, Not that time Saturday morning, Mammy,
what did he mean? Bare play? Saturday morning? Jumped out
of bear and put on my bear suit.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Sataday morn and I'm down a bit.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Put mom, this that's a great one. Well done the
car name me ten Paul of Favor all right. As always,
when you think you've got to miss hurdlaric email me
directly Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank
you very much. Every single day we get these amazing
our messages about the miss hurdler. It's keeping them coming.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Look, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Christian O'Connell's show. These days, you feel pretty good. If
you've got around eight to ten thousand steps a day.
That's a sweet spot. So she's very very good you
to get eight to ten thousand steps a day. But
of course we lead incredingly sedentary life styles. I was
chatting to my sister yesterday and I was selling how
my wife at the moment she's on a two week
streak ten thousand. She says, that's a deadly goal, ten
(42:44):
thousand steps. So sometimes we'll be watching Netflix near and
she's like, oh my god, I'm a thousand short. She
just take off hero on the block, right, We'll only
return when she's got those one thousand steps in. I
admire the dedication, and she's on a streak at the moment. Right.
So it's over two weeks. I went, oh, you know
she's doing ten thousand a day. Now. My sister, who's
married to a farmer, last goes, so I do eighteen
thousand every day. I'm like, oh my god, every day.
(43:05):
And he goes, no, no, no, Luke, this is a
husband who is the dairy farmer. Right, he's got like
eight hundred cows. As she said, you've got him. You're
winding me up. Can I speak to Luke? I want
to check this. I spoke to my brother in lab
speaking in a couple of months. I went, Hi, Luke,
do you really do this's amount of steps? Every goes
Oh yeah, yeah, he does thirty thousand a day. Oh
my god. He told me that by by, he said,
(43:28):
by breakfast, right, because his day starts at five o'clock
and not like our day at five o'clock. Right, mosing
in so quick, flicked through the papers, a cup of tea,
push the microphone on. I mean he's start start cows
being born dying all that at five am. By breakfast,
he's done nine thousand. That's the start of our day.
He's done nine thousand. So I'd love to find out
(43:51):
what we all do for steps, and then who, out
of anyone listening, does the most amount of steps on
an average day. I would guess if you're working like
at the supermarket sor especially Bunnings, you know, as they
march up and down all day long, showing us and
taking us to the aisles, it could be quite a lot.
The other side, at one end ofble Woes, they must
be really clocking up steps.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I've just had a look at mind. You can look
on your phone as well. If you go into the
health up on your iPhone seven five hundred yesterday.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
That's not too bad. But you were very months. You
must have been doing ten thousand a day when you're
doing your seventy five.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
In September, I was averaging over ten thousand, now averaging
six thousand since since seventy five?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Hard finished, Patsie, what did you clock up at the
weekend at the Melbourne Show between food trucks.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Nine and fifty six steps that's in like four hours.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
That's a bit of a march on. All right, col In, now,
then if you can top that, what are we looking
for above nine thousand on an average day?
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I think above ten thousand.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Let's do that.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Christian O'Connell's show, What's your step count? Such a modern phrase,
isn't it? Twenty thirty years ago you wouldn't even thought
about this because you walked a lot more now with
uber and just how lazier again now actually looking at
your step count being proud of actually doing some walking
in an average day. It's like people go, well done,
You've been moving around like we used to. So we're
(45:10):
trying to find hi's step counts. The reason why I'm
doing it speaking to my brother and order yesterday, who
is a farmer. He's a dairy farmer, and I was going,
you know where, Yeah, we're trying to do ten thousand
steps a day, and he laughed in my face. He said,
I've done nine thousand by breakfast on an average day.
And he's a farmer obviously a farmer seven days a week,
thirty thousand a day. So I want to find out
(45:33):
some of the higher ones. In Melbourne nine four one
four three Michelle, what do you do? Good morning, I'm
a here dresser. How are you? Oh, of course, yes,
clocking up the small, little, little, tiny little steps.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, lots of tiny little steps, but also lots of
running around and checking things, especially if you've got a
couple of clients on the go.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
And so how many you doing an average days a hairdresser.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
Around eleven thousand and everyone small than some days, like
the longer days is more so by the time you
average it out. Yeah, obviously it's a bit more than that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, Michelle, thank you very much. Give you give you
business a plug. Where are you Where do you work?
Speaker 7 (46:09):
I actually work now freelance, but majority of teach, but
at the end of the day, I still do that
many steps while I'm teaching my teach hair dressing as well.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
What do you mean you go freelance? Does that mean
you're sort of like what do you call them? A
mobile addressing.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
Work from home? Yeah, do specific things, like you know,
long term clients that I've been joining it. But I've
actually been in the industry for a long time. So
it's a younger person's game now. I just do what
I want.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
He's seventeen year olds with their TikTok scissors. It's oh
gone madness mess game. I love that, Michelle. And Michelle,
when you say work from home, is that you got to?
In my mind? You go around, you're in the kitchen,
yesterday's Herald Sun on the floor, catching up all the hair.
Have you got a little shed you work out of? No?
Speaker 7 (46:52):
I got a little studio set up.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I guess I's better than having a shed, isn't it.
You know, little the road in the corner and some
old paintings, and Michelle thanksgiving us a call, take care
a good one, Charlie. Come on Charlie for morning Crucian.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
I listen to you every morning. Mode.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Oh bless you. Thank you very much your resport on
the show, Charlie, and so any more. On eleven thousand,
so Michelle the hairdresser, I do.
Speaker 8 (47:15):
Between twenty two and twenty seven thousand a day.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Oh dear, is incredible. And what do you do, Charlie.
I retired.
Speaker 7 (47:23):
I'll be retired for a long time.
Speaker 8 (47:24):
I'm sixty four years old.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
You're putting us to sixty four and you're doing way
more than we're doing. That's incredible. What on?
Speaker 8 (47:34):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a little gym in the ship
and I listened to you every morning, so.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, kick your feet.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Thank you very much. Charlie. Thanks you cool, no worries
bad to catch at a minute, Ebony. Good morning, good morning.
How are you. I'm good, Ebony. Now, how many steps
a day you do? Mate?
Speaker 8 (47:50):
I'm the same as Charlie, so around anywhere between twenty
two to twenty seven, sometimes even thirty.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
All right, listen, let me ask you again and radio
it up. And this is mine advice to all of
you when you called in the show is never about
the truth, okay, it's about being entertaining, so Ebony, and
why didn't you had on another couple of just around
them and go thirty to thirty one thousand? Okay, Charlie
be furious, and that's Jim. Get the second chance every day. Emony.
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How many steps are you doing to day?
Speaker 6 (48:19):
I'm cracking up to about thirty to thirty one thousand.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Oh my god, that's so far. But in that lazy
old retired guy, Charlie, we had a minute ago, slacker, Ebany,
thanks for giving us a call. Take care.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I was the one.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Paul, Good morning, good morning, all right. So Paul, you're
at the top end. How many how many steps you
do today, Paul, ra.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
And a half a day?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Can we go on?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, that's it. We've lost a listener. Laugh about his steps, Paul.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
He will never lie, He will never lie.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
The moment Patsy said, put some sugar on it. It
was just too hot. Sometimes Patsy comes on too strong
with the sugar.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Christian O'Connell's show U Be Fourtyerre I turn into Australia
on their Red Red Wine Tour special guest Eagle Eye
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Speaker 3 (49:26):
That's what I call a cherry on top God.
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Plus God Bus. We're just cherring. Check around the studio.
It's good one all right. Today we're looking for your
longer movies. Make a movie longer because the clocks have changed.
Daylight Savings Apparently Australian's irritability levels at the highest of
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the year during the first week of daylight savings. Researchers
said it was equivalent of an entire state having jet lag.
It's an hour.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Hey, you've got you the.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
With the moving of the clocks causing tiredness and crouchiness.
In two thousand and seven, after being extensively lobbied by
the candy industry, the US extended daylight savings by three
extra weeks so that kids could trick or treat during
a Halloween. There for three weeks. All right, So today
we're asking to make a movie longer long movies. This
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is one for the geeks and jack Life of pr Squared.
Not Pie, but Pie Are Squared.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
I don't really get it.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Fortnite at the museum, not a night, a fortnight at
the museum. Silas Gone in sixty Parsex. It's how they
measure speed and time in the Star Wars movies. Deep
cut for the Star Wars nerds like me, Gone in
sixty Parsex's so quick. You even seen the classic Hitchcock
(51:02):
movie Darl m for Murder.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
I would like to.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
It's a great movie. It's not that long. You can't.
Daryl m for Murder is quite quick movie. However, Darl
m U R d E R for a bit longer.
We love the movie, Tom Hanks, You've Got Mail. There's
only a couple of little bits of mail. You've got
tons of mail.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
That will take you mohdress.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
I didn't sign up for these. Unsubscribe Silver plus Jackie Boy,
what have you got? Make a movie? Longer?
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Harry Pottering, Spellmates, God plus reservoir sausage dogs.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
That is that's gonna take some beating. That's God plus.
So you're right, they're not eat on getting a dog.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Kung Fu expander, Sorry he's not kung Fu pandies kung
Fu expanded. Yeah, he's longer, bit literal, isn't it? Bronze
and four wedding speeches in the funeral? Oh, father of
the bride again?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, very good, Gold as well.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (52:18):
Christian, I'm of the record for the reverse of what
you're after looking for who's got the highest steps? During lockdown?
Don't want to go out much? One day I suddenly
saw how mean he steps? Right done? Today at seven
thirteen the evening it said I'd done fifty seven steps.
(52:40):
That sums up COVID in the days, isn't it You've
done fifty seven steps? Are you alive? Just checking in now?
I'm in Melbourne, Christian, my father laws retired now and
has a gym membership. He deliberately booked three suburbs away.
He walks one and a half hour to get to
the gym, done, does his workout, and then walks the
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hour and a half back. He does an average forty
thousand steps a day. You've got more going on than
when you had a job, Christian. Years ago, I saw
a primo for Quantus Health Insurance giving away bonus contes
points for completing exercise goals on the Quantus app. Since
years later, the promotions end, but I'm still closing the
rings of my Apple Watch. Jo an average of twenty
(53:22):
thousand steps a day and currently have over two thousand
continuous days. That is an amazing streak. It's now running
joke in our family that my daughter's birth was time
to give me the chance to close my rings before
she was born. I don't know what you're referring to there,
all right, today's time waste make a movie longer? Best
(53:43):
and showed to go and see ub forty Live and
Margaret core Arena Ready to mark Let's go longer movies
like Woppenheimer Gold. I don't naith not to sir, with
love to circumference with love. Well done, Richard Eminem's back.
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It's longer this time nine mile Silver open milor Gold
what on Sinsia walking Miss Daisy silverl plus the search
for Titanic mean eighty years they've been looking for it,
Bronze planets of the measuring tapes, Gold Bender with Beckham,
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all day drinking session of pub that's good gold or
you can eat at Tiffany's Silver you mean still waiting
for dupri Silvil plus. We built a zoo. That's our
long movie. You've got the flamingo pond, the lineing closure,
the real tool housing for the giraffes. It's a lot.
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You know that insect that warm house are Retilians. The
more I think about it, it's huge building for zoo.
Gold Edward broadsword hands Now I don't know my swords,
and in the broad it's a lot bigger than scissors.
I love that Dell, not the eighteen. This is a
lot longer. The age has said, you got twenty six
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movies there, Bruce. I love it. It's genius. What a multiverse.
Who didn't enjoy Cody Banks a secret agent? Cod Sir.
It's a bit of a flashback Cody in the line
at the bank. He is always yes, Oh my god,
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they don't want that's coming in anymore. That's what you
always say. They just wantly one line, now, don't you
passing on behind the next person comes in? Oh, this
one feels like every time Patsy tells us a story,
the never never never never never, never never ending story
at all. And not the Green Mile, the Green Niles.
(55:55):
That's taking months plus all right, who is off to
see you before? He's best in shows.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
I don't know the name, but I really liked the
agent Cody line at the bank.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
We got it, yeah, break it up for no reason.
It's in the delivery.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Emily, You're the Christian O'Connell show. Podcast
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Showtime.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
If I had a dollar, i'd be able to go
and get a trolley.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I was going to give him a shout out, but
I don't know what they.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Called clashing with middle management Bogan.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Show one two hundred and seven, Christian O'Connell's Show. I'll
be honest with you for disclosure, I've only just made
it here. Now you might think maybe done one of
these presenters that turns up like this. I'm not. I
literally woke up this morning nor in my alarm glowing
us off at four twenty. It woke me up at
five twenty because of the daylight savings, and I was
(00:45):
staring at it, going this ain't right. It's always four
to twenty. Why would it be five to twenty. What's happened?
Then I was like, please let it me the weekend,
even down when it's not the weekend. I just hope
there's been some time glitch overnight daylight so a day
yes for the first time ever pranks on us guys.
And then I realized, you know, even when you're staring
(01:06):
at something. You know what this means? Like, this means
a real panic to make it for the job that
must start at six o'clock, the Christian O'Connell show, and
he must be there at six o'clock. And I'm thinking
takes me about twenty five minutes is to get into
the station. I'm naked, lying in bed at moment, I
still haven't started moving. And then I'm like, oh no,
(01:29):
and the heart's dumbing. I'm like, even though my clothes
are laid out, and run around and go, where are
my clothes? You know I can see them in front
of me. I mean full panic modes. You don't, you
don't act very well in full panic mode.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So Sarah's up by this point, because usually your tiptoe
out of the room.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
He's like, She's like, she's a very heavy sleeper. The
light goes on. I'm like like this only a minute in,
a minute in when I'm rushing my tee. She's like,
everything okay. Now, I'm like, no time to lay the clock.
I didn't set it last night, and she went But
you were telling Lois and I how how many clock
(02:03):
changes you've been through during breakfast radio for twenty six
years and you were explained to Lois, I was, actually,
can you accuse me of man splaining? I'm like, how
I always know at this time of the year what
the change is and what that means. I'm dreading, dreading
her finding out today that the man's playing got out
what his own man's.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Busy doing, the elections busy enough the actual clock.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And I think all of us have got that one
clock that you have that's very hard to reset. There's
another clock, one I never even bother. I could google it.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So many a digital now that it does it for you.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, that's what I thought. This isn't apparently an atomic
alarm clock that speaks to some atomic atom and is
meant to change itself, So I didn't realize I needed
to normally it does. But last night, and maybe just
to give me an a she'll still feel something. After
twenty six years of breakfast radio, button please to say
I keep my record of never missing starts.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Out of breath.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
They have been in a cold shower or a just
a real savage way to wake up this morning, and
the producers of us said, I've just woken up. I
should be there for around about six o'clock pick a
long song to come out the six one news with
we should have Stairway to Heaven ready for the next
daylight saving times okay, and then they went, don't worry
Patsy's added in a couple of news stories. We don't.
(03:20):
We don't need more filler in the news. We really don't. Anyway,
Good morning, have you had a great weekend. Let's talk
about the Grand Final?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Next look Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Christian O'Connell's show. So yesterday evening we'll see NRL Grand Final. Now,
I know you're a big Footy fan. Did you watch
the Grand Final?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I've seen the highlights, pats not at all.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I appreciate the honesty pretty si honestly, And I actually
think right now in terms of the you know, one
hundred percent of the people listening right now, probably most
lam mentally going, oh god, he's not going to talk
about the NRAL Grand Final. Does the POM not realize
after six years, we really don't care that much about
it If you look at the viewing figures, only one percent. Probably. Yeah,
we're here in the state in the ground and I
(04:03):
just realized, actually just said we're going to talk about
the NRL Grand Final next, then play Katie Perry, because
we don't play Kid LaRoy. When I was watching, say,
by the way, I actually know sometimes I Shelby talk
about the strange things that you just google in the
course of one day on your phone. While I was
watching Kid Larroy, actually googled how old is kid LaRoy?
When he when does he just become l Roy? You know,
(04:23):
you're twenty one, it's time to become Larroy. And then
when you get your fifties, just Roy. It's a good
middle aged name. It's got the maturity, the whole making
of kid Lroy, from kid to Larroy to Roy. How'd
he go?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Kid Lroy?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I thought. I think one thing about the nr L
Ground Final is because it's in the evening same as
the super Bowl, it just looks as a more of
a spectacle. Yeah, it's a TV spectacular, and I think
for the for us watching whoever's singing performing and them
doing it as well, it's a lot better, isn't it
in the evening right than performing in the middle of
the afternoon, blazing sunlight at like two o'clock.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Because were those sunglasses in part Perry's outfit or whatever?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That after all the red there in the in the crowd,
in the stands. So now you're a big fan. So
I watched it last night. It was a very gripping final.
I thought it was a great game, but you're the
big n an. Was it a great one?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It was a phenomenal game. Low scoring, which normally doesn't
mean it's a good game, but it was. Actually, if
you ever watched rugby league, that's about as good.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
As it gets. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I watched
all of it. Now, tell me about the bunker. Ah, yes,
ye yeah, Now it sounds like something from the Chase
because they have the banker and it's actually worse than that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
The bunker is their video reviews.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where are they? I think that I.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Don't know if they're literally underground, but it.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Was then googling. I want to know more about the monk.
Is it in a business park? In Everly mind? No
more than.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Remote nos fans can't revolt.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Maybe those NRL fans g looking months they're rough.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's like a whole.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It's like Collingwood fans were the only fans of the
entire sport.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Just bread and bread and bread. It would make Penrith
fans on Friday after the show, Jack and I cRIO.
So if Penrith was an area of Melbourne, what would
be we'reut even thinking where are you get off? That's
a compliment.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Just one four grand?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
The four peak is remarkable. So what did the bunker
do they nerds that review contested place?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yes, exactly, so like in AFL, how you know they'll
do like a video review to see if the ball
clip the post or someone touched it on the way through.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I just assumed those guys were at the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, me too. No, they have a big according to
the Internet that the business Technolgry Park and every.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
So everly's in like the Sydney, like the City of Sydney.
It's thirty two screens, thirty two different angles.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's like Elvis judging the NRL Grand Final making a
random call with a remote control and a gun lader.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's better than the AFL, which has usually about two
two screens.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, but it didn't help, even from mine, not a
mega fan, even, I was like and they kept just
replaying it like an orgy. All you saw is like
eight asses? Well, actually did look at ag eight asses
on one ball? And then when trying to work out
did he nudge it? Who's touching that? Is he pushing in?
Is he pushing out?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Despite thirty two screens every week in the NRL, it's terrible,
huge controversy about how they can't get it right. So
it actually doesn't help despite and maybe it's because it's
run by the NRL and that's maybe why they can't.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Now I don't I don't want to sound like one
of those AFL conspiracy theories where you always believe that
they favor certain teams. For my neutral eyes, it looked
like they that the n r L really wanted Penrith
to win and get the four feet Wow hot take,
hot take, No one cares. It's actually a nice cold
take if it was about AFL hot take, NRL ice
(07:58):
cold tape. So did you agree? And what's this story
about one of the players biting another one? I didn't
see that one. Yes, apparently one playing a long goes
on in that wild Grand Final. L has a lot.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Every year someone will poke someone in the eye, bite someone.
I mean years ago they will finger up there there
was a bit of a finger. What do you mean
about twenty years ago?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
There was this pre bunker goes. If you want to
get a little bit of ours play, let's do it
before the bunker comes in, before they start building cameras.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I won't go into it here because it's graphic, but
if you Google.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Message it to card and Jackie, Oh, they probably pick
up the reins if we just mentioned them. My fellows
stay on.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Christian O'Connell Show News on Friday going around the Oasis
are coming as part of their reunion shows that they're
doing in the UK and Europe that they are coming
down Under next year. There's going to be a proper
announcement tomorrow at eight a m. Make sure you're listening
to this show tomorrow morning at eight a m. For
the latest on that announcement and what it means for you.
(09:06):
Wink wink, nudge, nudge, eight am tomorrow. They were lastly
in two thousand and five. Do you know where they
were in two thousand and five where they played? Did
they come to Melbourne or.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
They came to Melbourne? They played Festival Hall, which you
don't think they'll be doing again now that they are.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, it'd be Marvel Stadium at least, so Festival so
not part of Did they ever play Big Day Out?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't think so. No, Festival Hall is only five
thousand people capacity.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Imagine them not being able to sell out an arena.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, they're doing in London, they're doing ten or eleven
or even twelve. I think it might be a now
at night. So Wembley Arena, Wembley is mcg size, it's
one hundred thousand, you know, and twenty years ago just
goes to show. Right, Maybe the best thing we could
do for ratings is to break up and not do
the show for fourteen years, few to fourteen years, Well
they won't they and then come back together and just
(09:59):
coin it in. So let's make this our last show.
And if one of you could just tear up the
studio and then we've got that last ending to all.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Good good morning, Good morning, do.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
You all right? Team? Are you ready with you? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Good morning to Sean on his way to South Yarra
for another day in Paradise. Good morning, Sean, Morning to
Craig and Sea for driving his bus Nit Oakley at
the moment. Good morning, and you want to shout out
to any of his passengers, paying attention to the radio
right now. Hello Craig's passengers, Nick Oakley at the moment,
good onring to Haystack.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Morning Haystack.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It's too bloody early to go to a I know
we've lost an out game to now. Who knows? Morning
drive from Bendigo to Melbourne. Why is it still suddenly
very dark? Jeff confusing? I know, Jeff. Good morning, Just
arrived at work celebrating my birthday today, Happy birthday, and
good morning Jane.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Good morning, Happy birthdayday, Jane.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Tiger Paul from Richmond Cheers squad, waiting in Roomwood to
get his car serviced on Paul's still fire. He's still
burning that flame for a Tiger post season. Good morning all.
Nigel here currently filling the liquid nitrogen tanks for the
stem cell lab research team at Ospin Hospital.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
We get one of those every day. What I'm turking?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I didn't know. Maybe this radio station was powered by
liquid nitrogen in the production power by liquid nitrogen. Breadfort
show Ie.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He's concentrating though, if he's got us on.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Mucking around with liquid nitrogen a stem cell lamb at
the Austinnel Nitro Nigel, take an easy mate. Good morning
to Rohan. Rohan, good morning from Lawn and Order. Just
off to Molown's in Epping. Great business name, LAWNA and Order.
Well done morning team Alfie and Louise here just on
our way back to school today with the reluctant Alfie.
(11:55):
I bet as I said good night to my seventeen
year old daughter, yesay back to school today for her
last wow. I was handing her a school uniform that
I'd washed and it was already and I went, it's
only a couple more weeks of these. Her VC exam
start this month, Graduation this month, and it's our last
order to go through graduation. And you guys will have
(12:17):
this in years to come where they do like how
it started, how it is now there the photos and
that it broke us two years ago. Ruby this one,
I am looking forward to it. But my wife and
I both like, you know, the seeing in toy story
where they're going into that incinerator and they're holding hands.
An emotional incinerator is what it's going to be as
we are powered headfirst into an emotional graduation incinerator, hopefully
(12:39):
to re emerge like Phoenix out of the Thames. Gina
here feeling anxious as my dog is just it's just
gone into labor. Puppies A good morning, Jana. Do you
call the vet then? Is it okay for us humans
to delive?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Puppies are amazing. They're just like labor and birth themselves.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Usually they go away and hard like the dog hides
under the house or in the back garden or something I've.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Never ever heard of. The en gin, I bet you
in the kitchen. You in the kitchen ain't hiding anywhere
popping out kids. Gina, please text me back let me know.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Good morning everyone, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Christian O'Connell's show. All right, Gina has got back to
us this morning. Throughout today's show, it is live, it
is happening real time hashtag pup watch. Puppies are going
to be born whilst we're doing the show together. Guys.
So Charlotte got back to us. You know, she's the
one said that she's anxious right now because her dog
(13:41):
has just gone into still.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Call it labor, Yeah, yeah, dog labor, Yeah, dog labor.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Just put the dog in front of it. Okay, So
the one she's nervous that someone's giving birth in her
kitchen or acorn to jack under the house, which is
where women go to go to labor.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
The dogs do light.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
No wonder you were late going to be there for
Gordon's birth. You're probably looking on the crawl space, Yanka,
are you here? How do you get the stirrups up under?
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Here?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Very hard, very hard? Christian Gina here again? The lady
whose dog's gone into dog labor. My dog's Charlotte. So
Gene is a human. Charlotte's ae female lady going into labor.
Got it. She's got an air, a separate area in
a shed, all set up with the heating on. And Charlotte,
(14:28):
that's the dog is listening to us right now.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Good morning, Charlotte, Good luck.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Are coming. That's a great question, right I haven't even
established what the breed is yet, so we can imagine
in the image of our mind. Now what's coming at
in my mind labradors? Is there the cutest puppies.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Let's have a guest and see who gets closest to
how many puppies are coming? Oguss eleven.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh, it depends on the breed, doesn't it. I'm gonna
say eight.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm going to go nine. Okay, closest to the puppy
pin w nothing today, guys, I have some more good
news now. On Friday show. In the last couple of
shows last week, I was talking about how I was
trying to befriend a magpie. Yes, all right, and I know,
I know everyone's scared of them, that's swooping and all that,
But I thought I would try to befriend this magpie,
(15:15):
local magpie that kept coming into my back deck when
I was there. And I've been trying to communicate to
that I love this magpie unconditionally, and can that part
of it that holds a grudge also hold a new
friend me. So I come home Thursday night from Tina
Turner Open in NINETEENA Turner the Musical, and my family like,
there's a bait. There's a fledgling magpie outside on the
(15:35):
back deck, right. So I go out there and there's
this quite ill looking it's folded in in itself gray.
It's not yet black and white or to find like that.
It's gray, and I rub it's tummy. My wife's own
kids coverserts and apparently you shouldn't do that because the
parents will to own it. It's now got the taint of.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Human Also, what was that meant to do? Just make
it feel better.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I just saw a movie years ago in the nineties
that John Travolta was in Nice. I remember where he
could rub. He had healing capabilities and he raped. He
basically rubbed tummies and people that were ill or dead
came back to life. And I was like, if it
works with JT, can it work for oc. Anyway, rubbed
little tummy and chopped up some sausage and we left
(16:14):
it there all night. When I before I left for
the show Friday morning, the little thing was still there.
Look very good news. However, I can tell you that
Arthur's show Friday went by to check on it. It
was starting to have a few practice flies, watched on
by Mum and dad observing above. Then obviously crash landed
because over the weekend they kept circling our house looking
(16:35):
and crying out for it, and so we kept the
cat indoors. Otherwise, that is that's a weekend feast. That's
a bar KFC bargain bucket for my fat cat Larry.
It's like, come to Papa.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
He's rubbing his own tongue, so big old.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Tummy that like cows have got five stomach Larry's got ten.
And so anyway, yesterday and I've shared the photos. I
was so siting and I looked up. I could hear
them pies, mom and Dad in the middle flying around
proudly showing that he was Okay. What's the fledgling magpie?
I cannot tell you, guys, Bazani. I felt really happy,
proud for them. And I've just found out that a
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group of magpies is called a mischief. Ah.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
And what is the rhyme? Where one one for sorrow,
two for joy.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Three for girl. Oh, I thought it was three for
a boy, four for a boy, four, three for.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
A girl, four for a boy.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, so five for toy, six for a shoe, seven
for an ant I was gonna wear? How long do
I get this go? I do? I think he lost
me at the fifth one? What is the rhyme?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl,
four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold,
seven for a secret never to be told?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Well? Thank you.
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your weekend. What happened to you this weekend. You can
tell me about it in six words text me ozho
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Did you paint off?
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Buy flights to Buda? Pest? Every week it gets more
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our listeners have those exotic lifestyles. The other one it
was they were praying.
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Or zorbie and actually, if you did buy it tickets
to Budapest, it's too creepy, like, yeah, how does the
guy on the radio know what I've been Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Painting, I'll give him. It's so specific white Budapest PASSI
what's your six word weekend? When we spoke to your Friday,
you were talking about how were you and already were
headed off to the Melbourne Royal Show.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, eight hour way around the show. Gosh, gone to
the days at the Melbourne Royal Show where you just get,
you know, a cold bucket of chips and some dimmies.
The food on offer at the show now is just,
honestly it's like Master.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Chef rest in Peace Anthony More day.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
We sat down for a diga station by the show Dogs.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right here in flement and chef carded you've got your
dag with dogs and all that, you know, the fairy fluss,
all the usual fair but had this massive, big smoker.
There was too many choices, too many.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
So what did you have for? Did it? What got
to by the way, so let me just understand, who's there,
Crista where No, we never leave a dad down, but
you guys do well.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
There's a lot of walking to be had, isn't there?
At the ascot First we gave.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
You a wheelchair and push the eaten push.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, I think he's into something on Netflix, so he
sort of excused himself.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Laptop because you can also lock it on.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Its No, we got there, so gates opened about ten
got their first point of call was like it was
last year, the doll whip double double decker bus, so
dole whip. If you're not across it is like pineapple
flavored soft serve. It is the best thing.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Sits cotton am no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
No think of it like you know, a frozen yogurt
or something. But that was amazing and you can't normally
get it outside beautiful So we had one of those
all my mind.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
They them wiping their mouths and chucking it aside, just
actually chucking it, not in a being, just throwing it
and then sprinting like NRL on me. Got helmets on
in my mind as well, elbow pads and shoulder was
barging people out the way, clotheslining other families.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I just got a little small cup. Audrey decided this
year she'd get a hollowed out they do like a pineapple,
hollow it out, fill it with that.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
So she I bet the kids there, I bet it's
just like post lunch. This is a slump kids in
post sugar. Hayes piles mountains of kids sugar crash.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
At the gate on the way out. At the other
end of the day, they've got a massive, big stand
of fairy flops and popcorn. And I said to a
little traveler, you know, the kids bouncing on the car roof.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
On the way home, mums and dans, and they get
them in the little car seats.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Eating out of pineapples. Not even convenient. They're so awkwards whole,
it's spiky.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, it's all right, she managed to.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
All right, so it starts a o'cot serve, right, that's you,
that's your opener. That's your live now? Then what opens next?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Then I thought, I do feel like a cup of tea,
you know, getting through the traffic and everything. So I
went over to the c w A ladies who make
a mean scone. They were making about two thousand days poor.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Then she got one thing she wanted and then going
to hang out with old people having.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
A cup of tea beautiful cup of tea, two scones
with jam and cream.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
They were a little light on the were there any
other people there? It was past normally that's where the
Nanni's Go've just got a bit overwhelmed that would go
and sit down a bit faint.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Then when we walked out of there, straight in front
of us was like our sister station Kiss had food
vans because they were big sponsors as well.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Do you mean in our town? But they're not really here,
but they've got they've got food store there.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well you know what there was there was Kyle's Elvis
Berger Aspirational, which Audrey wanted to try, and it was disgusting.
It was two crispy cream donuts with a chicken filet,
like crumbed things.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Just because not getting enough listeners here, don't kill off
the watch You've got as an act of punishments like
the unibomb of radio.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
So the Krispy qreams are the bun.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's the bun. And then it had made chicken between
chicken fill it in the minute and in the middle,
and heaps of fitting sick, heaps of syrup over.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Your jaw up lower mandibles to even.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Get that in, I reckon Kyle has one three times
a day. That's like a staple foot, So did you
I did not have it, And Audrey had like two
bites of it, and then well no, so that was
the Elvisberger, Kyle's Elvisburger. Then are you still hungrier after
a couple of rides? It's like the hungry call.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Then if that's me, I'm going into human sprinkle of
everywhere everybody who's at the Melbourne Royal Show. How did
you keep it all in?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
She had a couple of rides.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I watched from a distance, and then she was hungry.
You know what kids like, I'm hungry. It's just interesting.
So then she had a barbecue chicken skewer over in
the master chef kitchen corner.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yes, they must have been terrified and I had a.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Corn on the cob which was amazing. It was drizzled
with coconut milk and then it had like a chilly
salt sprinkle with coconut over the top. It was incredible, incredible.
So we just ate our wye around the show.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
So basically, I just want to get this right. It
feels like a tour of the Wonka factory. You had one, right.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, well she had a few more than that.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
She did.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, it was seter mingled with some rides. We evened
it out and.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Did you get your photo with the land?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
We got the fire, well, well done, mission accomplishment.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Then took a bite out of the.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Just head like you mouth. That's not one of the foods.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Christian O'Connell's show ten Minutes Time. How next week you
can go and see the amazing Tina Turner musical, simply
the best. You don't just go and see it, We're
going to take you to go and see it. Drinks beforehand, nibbles,
not dinner. We haven't got that kind of budget. I'll
probably go and get the chips today from will Words guys,
and I get twenty dollars in petty cash. You know,
(24:50):
some of those ty sensational ones, you know, the pasty ones.
Not Dorito's thinking. That's coming up in ten minutes time.
Before that, then six word weekend. The six word weekend
is I don't want Nana's old bed. Over the last
couple of days, then my daughter finally got her first
ever house. Shehes so exciting for her, and we get
(25:11):
the keys this Thursday and we start to move her in.
She's just done too, she's almost done two y's at
the university. So it's her and two mates and they
Killow's time. They're all going to be living together. And
so we meant to measure up on Friday, and we've
got a begbarrow steel now to put because it's obviously
it's a house share, it's unfurnished. So twelve weeks ago
my mother in law passed away. It means we've been
(25:31):
going through a lot of the stuff. So Ruby and
her housemates can have Jackie's old TV and her fridge
and it is great. One thing that Ruby does not want,
very understandably is Nana's old bed is different. I do
just need to explain a bit here. When the paramedis
turned up and they couldn't save her life. While we're
waiting for everything else to happen, they said, oh, we
(25:51):
can put Jackie on her body for one and she
could be laid to rest there. That is the same
bed I heard my wife yesterday. Mate, one of those
quiet phone calls were here, Dad can't hear me right now.
We don't need to worry about buying a bed off.
Like I said, what about Nana's I don't want Nana's bed.
I mean polite. She didn't say Nana's bed. There was
(26:11):
another word in there. Okay, but I'm just trying to
be sensitive at the moment. But she said, I do
not want my nana's bed. And then I heard my
wife going, my wife should be hired to do sales here.
What a great way of dealing with an objection, and
you do sales training for this. She goes, I don't
want that. It's just it's just a bit spooky. She goes, yes,
you could see it like that, or you could see
(26:33):
it like every time you lay down your bed. My
Nana's got my back. And I was thinking, yeah, Broby's
boyfriend's going to love that. Is that over your shoulder
my nana back to mine? What in fact, I'm going
to make it a great form of conraception. Yes you
(26:58):
could think that. Maybe you can think, my nan there's
got my bag.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Snuggling from when did she end up? Are you moving
Nana's bed next week?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Or you go to the shop. If you're selling a
bed on Facebook marketplace, it's likely my doors you're buying
it this week? Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Okay, don't judge me for this. Gordy ran away from
home yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Wow, we got so quick.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
He's only two, he's two and a half years old.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Where did he go?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
So we came out. We came back from a walk
with the dog, and he loves to at the moment
be in charge of closing the door. So as I'm
putting the dog out at the backyard and hanging up
the lead, I hit the door close behind me and think, Okay,
he's done his job. He's closed the door. I put
my feet up on the couch and a few minutes later.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I will have to judge.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
It is definitely my fault.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
What the thing when there's two to about seven is
ain't a lot of time for feet up on the couch.
You don't see it book.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Called It's time to put your feet up.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Even now it's seven, there's no feet. Maybe one there
could go lightly out there, but they soon have to
come off the couch.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
So I'm halfway through a game of chess and Bank
comes in and says, where is hang on?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
A minute only he's just a chet out. You're playing chess,
which is a quick game.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I am playing a speed round you and.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Cash ro So what time has lapsed?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Do you think only a few minutes enough? For When
I ran outside, he's on his bike on the as
a little pinprick at the end of the street, maybe
four five hundred meters away.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Your heart, your heart, mussle.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I have never run so fast, honestly, and I was
in crops, racing a peak. So the worrying thing, though,
is the fearlessness of it. When I caught up with him,
he was like Hi, I just kept kept moving further
away from the house. I don't know where he would
have gone already ever would have turned around.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
So what did you do? What did you say to him?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I just said, oh, we make sure that next time
you wait for some like an adult to come with you.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
What about you an adult? Oh yeah, no, wait what
is mee? Oh my word got out, Gordy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Christian O'Connell's Show. This is a real treat to actually
say that you can come and join us next week.
Thursday night, was lucky enough to go to the opening
night of Tina Turner Musical, which is going to be huge.
It's running at the Princess Theater until January. It's come
from London, where I think it's been running for about
seven or eighty. It's one of the biggest West End
shows in London for years. My mother in law was
(29:39):
a great Tina Turner fan, went to see the show
five times. I saw it Thursday night. It is spectacular.
It's an amazing Tina Turner's life story. You forget just
where she came from because you remember that she was
this huge megastar, the queen of rock and roll, and
you know about all of her success, and you forget
about she was a She escaped incredible poverty and a
(30:01):
domestic situation with Ike as well. But we saw it's
horrific and the and how she came out of that
and Remade Herself is such an inspirational story. And then
with all these amazing songs to dance in, the choreography,
the cast and crew, the lighting of it all. I've
never been to a show where in the second half
everybody not reluctantly, everybody is actually up in their seats
(30:22):
and the nails dancing right. You go in as strangers
and it suddenly feels like you're at a family get together.
It is brilliant. You will leave elated. It's one of
those It's like any sometimes you go and see a
live performance and it brings everybody together. And when I
left Thursday night, there was this hubbub of energy and
joy all rippling out to every on separate worlds, whether
(30:43):
they went on to at the end of the night.
So the reason why I'm talking about this so excitedly
is is that we're taking you to go and see
it next Wednesday nights. You're invited to Tina to the
great show. This takes a while Broadway. Now it's Melbourne
(31:03):
to see the biggest music come This night will be
simply the best that is not made by the producers
of the musical. If you know when I said a
grade that's a league. Tina, the Tina Turner Musical now
(31:24):
playing at Melbourne's Princess the Eta. Do not miss this
international mega hit. It's simply the best and now I
can offer you next Wednesday night, simply the best night
of your life. We're taking about I think it's about
twenty or thirty of you to go and see the
musical October sixteenth. It is a week Wednesday at the
Princess Theater. You didn't just going there, get to see
this incredible choice celebration of Tina's life. You get to
(31:48):
have dinner, putnousis by that eat before her.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
There'll be something moving around there.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Rapidly, rapidly, and drinks with us. So we're really really
looking forward to this. We are going to team. Where
are we I've forgotten now there have been so many
rooftop bars you've gone to see. Where are we actually going?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
With the drinks beforehands lo Meridian, very fancy rooftop.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Oh my, what simply the best night? If you like,
you got it? My friend, there's short in that gap
and we've got him. Okay, So Jackie boy, how do
they call in? What are we calling this?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
You can't just have the tickets. You have to earner
the turner.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Wait a minute, I was just going under a tunnel.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
What did you say you must earner the turner?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
You heard the man earner the turner? Now nine four
one four one oh four to three. Why do you
have to be there? Seeing the show? Next Wednesday night
with us.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Christian O'Connell's Show. So next Wednesday, we're taking you to
see the big show in town, the only show in town.
I'm talking about Tina, the Tina Turner Musical now playing
at the Princess Sieta. Do not miss this international mega hit.
It's simply the best. And next Wednesday week Wednesday, we're
taking a load of view, drinks and dinner beforehands and
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then you get a pair of tickets to go and
see the brilliant Tina Turner Musical. It simply will be
the best night of your life this night or be.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Simply the best night of your life.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Not happy, Joe, you.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Are?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The show is spectacular. This needs to be spectacular. Now,
I just need to tell you this. So a couple
of months ago, a cent to Buceria, who does all
that brilliant singer so get back in there at the
moment goes simply the best and says nothing, even though
we're going on calling it sint. It took me weeks
to come up with this idea of going simply the
best night of your life.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
And we don't need to re record simply the best,
because that's in the song already.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Tina's done the heavy lifting, bless her. The least you
could do is just kick it through the sticks with
a cheeky little you know best not you know, simply
the best nine of your you know, put some omph
into it, jazz hands. This this night will.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Be the best night.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
You lie.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's a fourth when I come back at tomorrow eleven,
take it up to eleven. All right, So earn the
Turner every day this week. Come earn the Turner nine
four on four one O four three. Why do you
want to come and join us? Do you love Tina Turner?
Tell us how much you love her?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Phil?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Good morning, Good morning, Christian? Are allen? I'm good? So
your big Tina Turner fan.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
I am Matthew fan.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
She's a queen of rock and roll. I's a love
of so much. Used to claim to us my grandmother
because we've got the same last name.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
She's simply the best.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
I simply have to be there.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I don't need another hero.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Wow, he's swinging for the fences. Quite a claim to
say that Phil Turner is the turner here in Melbourne.
I love it. Phil. We'll see their next Thursday. Look
forward to meeting you your beauty tanks.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Christian, we'll see him my Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
No, I'm seeing Fred on the Thursday as well. Got
so the second part of Spices, we'll have a cat shup.
I call it throw Thursday. Hey do you remember last night?
How good was that? What he thinks of it? So
it's to Wednesday and then the throwback Thursday. You win
as well well, caught Susie. Good morning, Hello, simply the
(35:23):
best night of your life. Susie, Good morning hello, Christian.
So Tina Turner, you want to earn a the Turner?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
I would love to earn a the Turner.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Okay, So right now, sus are lots of people all
calling in. They're trying to get these highly coverted tickets.
Come out and have dinner and drinks with us. Why
would you like to do that, Susie?
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Oh, Christian, my husband and I have five kids.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
By November, I'm going to have ten grandkids with forever
babysitting and working.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Great life.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
We're on our way this morning, right now to baby seat.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh bless you well we yeah, well listen, super ground,
let's get you along. Simply the best, none of your.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Life, beautiful, simply.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
You do it. Well, that's Susie. We see there, the
old lady in the shoe.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Thank you guys, thank you, love your show.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thank you very much. Let's go to Melissa. Good morning,
Melissa morning, simply the best.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Yes, simply the best.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yes, this Catshra is going to take a while because
you've lowered it. You set that bar low, Melissa. Why
do you want to be at the show with us
next Wednesday night?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
I played Tina when I was twelve years old in
a concert. I had the fish nets fucking gone that
the week, the leather skirt, and I'm ready to go.
I love Tina.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Wow, we did you have to audition? What song did
you have to do?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
No?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
It was a medley of all the songs, and yeah,
it was great. I had so much fun and that's
when I started loving Tinah brilliant.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Listen, We'll see your week Wednesday. Come and join us.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Excellent, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
All right, more chances tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Christian O'Connell's Show time Now for the misheard lyrics. Every
single Monday we play back all your mishard lyrics. We
got some brilliant I think, potential Hall of famers. If
you listen to this morning, it's just another mishard Monday,
Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. As we play back your misheard lyrics.
(37:30):
If we agree with what we you think you're mishearing,
you will hear this if we do not hear it.
And for the really great misheard lyrics, Yes, last Hall
of Fame last week too, Hall of Famers Rick and
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence, Don't Let Me Die
Here amongst the salad roles and a completely different end
(37:56):
of the spectrum, makes You at Hand from the Peter
Pan soundtrack. We have of listeners who listened to a
wide variety of music from You Can Fly from the
Peter Pan soundtrack, think of Batman, pooping snakes, mate, I'm
guessing school holidays. Whatever they want to listen to, let
them listen to. Okay, all right, brand new ones. Let's
go to Nicole now, she's got high voltage a c
(38:19):
DC high voltage rock and roll or our ac DC singing.
I voted rock and roll, which sounds like a really
good line in a rock song anyway. I think it's
an upgrade slightly. They punched it up a bit. I
(38:46):
love that one. Nicole Florida Tom. It's a listener who
lives in Florida that we've nicknamed Florida Tom. The Look
of Love by eighties brilling band ABC. Be Lucky in Love.
You need to listen carefully to this one. Okay, I
don't know what the the sort of oral equivalent of
(39:08):
is squinting for your ears instead of be lucky in Love?
Miagi in Love legendary teacher on the Karat Kid Here
again he squint those ears. Vote rock and roll. You
hear it? Just is because I love the K but
(39:32):
I want to hear it. You're right, we find evidence
of what we will look for in life. When you
got the keys to your own show. You know your
bloody one, Johnny Keys, I have a French techno classic
(39:53):
for you, Dublin on this show. You know Jack and
I too well. We love French techno. As soon as
the show ends, we just last French techno in the
studio here. It's one of our favorites. DJ Sash started
simply the best on and four oh Card still would
(40:14):
be like here, real light on the lyrics, just keep
repeating everything. Or is DJ Sash say a Connie Flower,
a Connie Flower, Oh Cord trying to make it sound exotic?
What a great spooker? GJ Sash Card. I'm sorry, but
(40:36):
come on in off hard house techno classic, Well done, Johnny,
Adrian Howie's got Tina Turner. I can't stand the rain
against my window? Or is it I can't stand Lorraine
against my window?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
What's she doing out there in the rain?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
And finally, Naomi's got rudes by Magic Saturday morning jumped
out of bed and put on my best suit.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
Sat Saday mon and jumped out of beer, put.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Mom the suit or is it a very different Saturday
morning and starts your weekend? Did magic Saturday morning jumped
out of bear and then put on his bear suit.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Saturday morn and jumped out of beer.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Put a mop the suit, south the revenuet. Very different
kind of play, bare play, Not that time Saturday morning, Mammy,
what did he mean? Bare play? Saturday morning? Jumped out
of bear and put on my bear suit.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Sataday morn and I'm down a bit.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Put mom, this that's a great one. Well done the
car name me ten Paul of Favor all right. As always,
when you think you've got to miss hurdlaric email me
directly Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank
you very much. Every single day we get these amazing
our messages about the miss hurdler. It's keeping them coming.
Thank you.
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Look, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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you've got around eight to ten thousand steps a day.
That's a sweet spot. So she's very very good you
to get eight to ten thousand steps a day. But
of course we lead incredingly sedentary life styles. I was
chatting to my sister yesterday and I was selling how
my wife at the moment she's on a two week
streak ten thousand. She says, that's a deadly goal, ten
(42:44):
thousand steps. So sometimes we'll be watching Netflix near and
she's like, oh my god, I'm a thousand short. She
just take off hero on the block, right, We'll only
return when she's got those one thousand steps in. I
admire the dedication, and she's on a streak at the moment. Right.
So it's over two weeks. I went, oh, you know
she's doing ten thousand a day. Now. My sister, who's
married to a farmer, last goes, so I do eighteen
thousand every day. I'm like, oh my god, every day.
(43:05):
And he goes, no, no, no, Luke, this is a
husband who is the dairy farmer. Right, he's got like
eight hundred cows. As she said, you've got him. You're
winding me up. Can I speak to Luke? I want
to check this. I spoke to my brother in lab
speaking in a couple of months. I went, Hi, Luke,
do you really do this's amount of steps? Every goes
Oh yeah, yeah, he does thirty thousand a day. Oh
my god. He told me that by by, he said,
(43:28):
by breakfast, right, because his day starts at five o'clock
and not like our day at five o'clock. Right, mosing
in so quick, flicked through the papers, a cup of tea,
push the microphone on. I mean he's start start cows
being born dying all that at five am. By breakfast,
he's done nine thousand. That's the start of our day.
He's done nine thousand. So I'd love to find out
(43:51):
what we all do for steps, and then who, out
of anyone listening, does the most amount of steps on
an average day. I would guess if you're working like
at the supermarket sor especially Bunnings, you know, as they
march up and down all day long, showing us and
taking us to the aisles, it could be quite a lot.
The other side, at one end ofble Woes, they must
be really clocking up steps.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I've just had a look at mind. You can look
on your phone as well. If you go into the
health up on your iPhone seven five hundred yesterday.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
That's not too bad. But you were very months. You
must have been doing ten thousand a day when you're
doing your seventy five.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
In September, I was averaging over ten thousand, now averaging
six thousand since since seventy five?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Hard finished, Patsie, what did you clock up at the
weekend at the Melbourne Show between food trucks.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Nine and fifty six steps that's in like four hours.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
That's a bit of a march on. All right, col In, now,
then if you can top that, what are we looking
for above nine thousand on an average day?
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I think above ten thousand.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Let's do that.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Christian O'Connell's show, What's your step count? Such a modern phrase,
isn't it? Twenty thirty years ago you wouldn't even thought
about this because you walked a lot more now with
uber and just how lazier again now actually looking at
your step count being proud of actually doing some walking
in an average day. It's like people go, well done,
You've been moving around like we used to. So we're
(45:10):
trying to find hi's step counts. The reason why I'm
doing it speaking to my brother and order yesterday, who
is a farmer. He's a dairy farmer, and I was going,
you know where, Yeah, we're trying to do ten thousand
steps a day, and he laughed in my face. He said,
I've done nine thousand by breakfast on an average day.
And he's a farmer obviously a farmer seven days a week,
thirty thousand a day. So I want to find out
(45:33):
some of the higher ones. In Melbourne nine four one
four three Michelle, what do you do? Good morning, I'm
a here dresser. How are you? Oh, of course, yes,
clocking up the small, little, little, tiny little steps.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, lots of tiny little steps, but also lots of
running around and checking things, especially if you've got a
couple of clients on the go.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
And so how many you doing an average days a hairdresser.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
Around eleven thousand and everyone small than some days, like
the longer days is more so by the time you
average it out. Yeah, obviously it's a bit more than that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, Michelle, thank you very much. Give you give you
business a plug. Where are you Where do you work?
Speaker 7 (46:09):
I actually work now freelance, but majority of teach, but
at the end of the day, I still do that
many steps while I'm teaching my teach hair dressing as well.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
What do you mean you go freelance? Does that mean
you're sort of like what do you call them? A
mobile addressing.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
Work from home? Yeah, do specific things, like you know,
long term clients that I've been joining it. But I've
actually been in the industry for a long time. So
it's a younger person's game now. I just do what
I want.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
He's seventeen year olds with their TikTok scissors. It's oh
gone madness mess game. I love that, Michelle. And Michelle,
when you say work from home, is that you got to?
In my mind? You go around, you're in the kitchen,
yesterday's Herald Sun on the floor, catching up all the hair.
Have you got a little shed you work out of? No?
Speaker 7 (46:52):
I got a little studio set up.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I guess I's better than having a shed, isn't it.
You know, little the road in the corner and some
old paintings, and Michelle thanksgiving us a call, take care
a good one, Charlie. Come on Charlie for morning Crucian.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
I listen to you every morning. Mode.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Oh bless you. Thank you very much your resport on
the show, Charlie, and so any more. On eleven thousand,
so Michelle the hairdresser, I do.
Speaker 8 (47:15):
Between twenty two and twenty seven thousand a day.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Oh dear, is incredible. And what do you do, Charlie.
I retired.
Speaker 7 (47:23):
I'll be retired for a long time.
Speaker 8 (47:24):
I'm sixty four years old.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
You're putting us to sixty four and you're doing way
more than we're doing. That's incredible. What on?
Speaker 8 (47:34):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a little gym in the ship
and I listened to you every morning, so.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, kick your feet.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Thank you very much. Charlie. Thanks you cool, no worries
bad to catch at a minute, Ebony. Good morning, good morning.
How are you. I'm good, Ebony. Now, how many steps
a day you do? Mate?
Speaker 8 (47:50):
I'm the same as Charlie, so around anywhere between twenty
two to twenty seven, sometimes even thirty.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
All right, listen, let me ask you again and radio
it up. And this is mine advice to all of
you when you called in the show is never about
the truth, okay, it's about being entertaining, so Ebony, and
why didn't you had on another couple of just around
them and go thirty to thirty one thousand? Okay, Charlie
be furious, and that's Jim. Get the second chance every day. Emony.
(48:17):
How many steps are you doing to day?
Speaker 6 (48:19):
I'm cracking up to about thirty to thirty one thousand.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Oh my god, that's so far. But in that lazy
old retired guy, Charlie, we had a minute ago, slacker, Ebany,
thanks for giving us a call. Take care.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I was the one.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Paul, Good morning, good morning, all right. So Paul, you're
at the top end. How many how many steps you
do today, Paul, ra.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
And a half a day?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Can we go on?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, that's it. We've lost a listener. Laugh about his steps, Paul.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
He will never lie, He will never lie.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
The moment Patsy said, put some sugar on it. It
was just too hot. Sometimes Patsy comes on too strong
with the sugar.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Christian O'Connell's show U Be Fourtyerre I turn into Australia
on their Red Red Wine Tour special guest Eagle Eye
Cherry whoa you brought cherry along? October the seventeenth. That
Margaret Court Arena. Tickets are on sound now from ticketech.
You can win a pair.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
That's what I call a cherry on top God.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Plus God Bus. We're just cherring. Check around the studio.
It's good one all right. Today we're looking for your
longer movies. Make a movie longer because the clocks have changed.
Daylight Savings Apparently Australian's irritability levels at the highest of
(49:51):
the year during the first week of daylight savings. Researchers
said it was equivalent of an entire state having jet lag.
It's an hour.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Hey, you've got you the.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
With the moving of the clocks causing tiredness and crouchiness.
In two thousand and seven, after being extensively lobbied by
the candy industry, the US extended daylight savings by three
extra weeks so that kids could trick or treat during
a Halloween. There for three weeks. All right, So today
we're asking to make a movie longer long movies. This
(50:24):
is one for the geeks and jack Life of pr Squared.
Not Pie, but Pie Are Squared.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
I don't really get it.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Fortnite at the museum, not a night, a fortnight at
the museum. Silas Gone in sixty Parsex. It's how they
measure speed and time in the Star Wars movies. Deep
cut for the Star Wars nerds like me, Gone in
sixty Parsex's so quick. You even seen the classic Hitchcock
(51:02):
movie Darl m for Murder.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
I would like to.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
It's a great movie. It's not that long. You can't.
Daryl m for Murder is quite quick movie. However, Darl
m U R d E R for a bit longer.
We love the movie, Tom Hanks, You've Got Mail. There's
only a couple of little bits of mail. You've got
tons of mail.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
That will take you mohdress.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
I didn't sign up for these. Unsubscribe Silver plus Jackie Boy,
what have you got? Make a movie? Longer?
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Harry Pottering, Spellmates, God plus reservoir sausage dogs.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
That is that's gonna take some beating. That's God plus.
So you're right, they're not eat on getting a dog.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Kung Fu expander, Sorry he's not kung Fu pandies kung
Fu expanded. Yeah, he's longer, bit literal, isn't it? Bronze
and four wedding speeches in the funeral? Oh, father of
the bride again?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, very good, Gold as well.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (52:18):
Christian, I'm of the record for the reverse of what
you're after looking for who's got the highest steps? During lockdown?
Don't want to go out much? One day I suddenly
saw how mean he steps? Right done? Today at seven
thirteen the evening it said I'd done fifty seven steps.
(52:40):
That sums up COVID in the days, isn't it You've
done fifty seven steps? Are you alive? Just checking in now?
I'm in Melbourne, Christian, my father laws retired now and
has a gym membership. He deliberately booked three suburbs away.
He walks one and a half hour to get to
the gym, done, does his workout, and then walks the
(53:00):
hour and a half back. He does an average forty
thousand steps a day. You've got more going on than
when you had a job, Christian. Years ago, I saw
a primo for Quantus Health Insurance giving away bonus contes
points for completing exercise goals on the Quantus app. Since
years later, the promotions end, but I'm still closing the
rings of my Apple Watch. Jo an average of twenty
(53:22):
thousand steps a day and currently have over two thousand
continuous days. That is an amazing streak. It's now running
joke in our family that my daughter's birth was time
to give me the chance to close my rings before
she was born. I don't know what you're referring to there,
all right, today's time waste make a movie longer? Best
(53:43):
and showed to go and see ub forty Live and
Margaret core Arena Ready to mark Let's go longer movies
like Woppenheimer Gold. I don't naith not to sir, with
love to circumference with love. Well done, Richard Eminem's back.
(54:05):
It's longer this time nine mile Silver open milor Gold
what on Sinsia walking Miss Daisy silverl plus the search
for Titanic mean eighty years they've been looking for it,
Bronze planets of the measuring tapes, Gold Bender with Beckham,
(54:28):
all day drinking session of pub that's good gold or
you can eat at Tiffany's Silver you mean still waiting
for dupri Silvil plus. We built a zoo. That's our
long movie. You've got the flamingo pond, the lineing closure,
the real tool housing for the giraffes. It's a lot.
(54:49):
You know that insect that warm house are Retilians. The
more I think about it, it's huge building for zoo.
Gold Edward broadsword hands Now I don't know my swords,
and in the broad it's a lot bigger than scissors.
I love that Dell, not the eighteen. This is a
lot longer. The age has said, you got twenty six
(55:11):
movies there, Bruce. I love it. It's genius. What a multiverse.
Who didn't enjoy Cody Banks a secret agent? Cod Sir.
It's a bit of a flashback Cody in the line
at the bank. He is always yes, Oh my god,
(55:32):
they don't want that's coming in anymore. That's what you
always say. They just wantly one line, now, don't you
passing on behind the next person comes in? Oh, this
one feels like every time Patsy tells us a story,
the never never never never never, never never ending story
at all. And not the Green Mile, the Green Niles.
(55:55):
That's taking months plus all right, who is off to
see you before? He's best in shows.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
I don't know the name, but I really liked the
agent Cody line at the bank.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
We got it, yeah, break it up for no reason.
It's in the delivery.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
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