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October 28, 2024 57 mins

Monday Winners and Losers, 3 Topic Tuesday, The Longest Pop, The Timewaster and.. lots of Nonna chat!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well, that's great, that's great. Einstein's it was the smell
that hit me first.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Boo flatlining The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four
point three Show.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
One two hundred and twenty three.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Good morning, Jam, Post morning Gay, Good morning Patsy, Morning Patsy.
How was your day? Yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Had to go into.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Target actually to take something back didn't fit. And it
was very very busy, very very busy shopping strip.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Where I went, and no parts plaza.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
No, No, it was somewhere else actually, but close by,
but really busy little shopping village.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
There were no parks but one there was one park,
or rather there was half a park, because some twit
in a black maserati decided that he deserved to have
or she decided to have two parks. Therefore I couldn't fit.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
These people are the worst. It's really because I don't
know you guys, but when I get up the car,
I just to do a quick look back to check
has been parked correctly within the two lines. That's how
I like to think the majority of us are. But
then other people that it's either at an angle or
it's clearly taking up one on a quarter or one
of the third, which means no one else can park
next year.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
That's it, like they're so important that they have to
be different to everyone else and not like play by
the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
So they're actually sitting over the marked line.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yes, taking up two parks.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
So what do you do, Pats? Well, what were you
stood around looking to see if there's anybody else to witness?
The car has in that handbag of mysterious weapons, No
ninja throwing stars, nunchuks.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I seriously had to go like three blocks away into
an underground car park.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Not first world problems. Three blocks away, had to walk
three blocks.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Fair enough if all the parks were taken and everyone
was parked correctly. But when someone does that.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I just think it's unacceptable behave every time I complain
about that to be and it annoys me as well.
But she says, if they were parked correctly, it means
somebody else would have got there before us, if all
the parks on the street are taken, so it's not
necessarily would have been out.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Not the right way to see this. I think the
people that find us for parking in the wrong spaces.
Should have the power to find people that do that. Yes,
that is the only way you correct.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
That behavior packed correctly, are you.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
No, So you should have and I think it should
be a double fine that you'd get for the other stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Should we have some sort of systems or that's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I think there should be like a stick or
something you go and print off when those lit parking
meters that says a whole parking or you just put
on there, you know, because.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
There's a Facebook group that I follow.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Nothing in the world has been changed my people protesting
on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
It's actually quite funny though, the way some people park,
it's it's comedy hour, I tell you. It's unbelievable how
some people get their life. What do you mean, well,
would you see how they've parked parallel parking.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's just ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So it's not a Facebook page name and shamee.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
No, no, no, it's more like taking it's like, oh my goodness, muscart.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
On there, Yeah, date for diary today to go and
put in some time.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
For that Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
So this morning at nine o'clock or the kids that
are in the year twelve who are sitting English VCE
will sit down for three hours. I couldn't believe it
was three hours and found it. Yes, it was like
three hours in this show is three hours. But obviously
we do get the chance.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
To Yeah, they don't get songs in a break chill.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
They should, they really should. They need it, those little brains.
It's a lot of three hours. Even Oh my god,
he got sit down for three hours. And I was like,
this was yesterday. I was center, By the way, how
long is that exam? She says you should know this
by now, saibout how long is it? They were like
two half hours back in the day. Well, that's just
three hours. There's three parts to it. There's part A,
there's part B, there's part C. And I was like,

(04:06):
do you have to go ABC? No, the strategy as
you go C, because that's the hardest bit, and you
do that one of the most mentally fresh. Then you
go B. Then you go A. She's worked out her
own strategy already. I was like, what is there for
me to do today? It turns out what sort of
flash cut intense flash card revision yesterday ahead of today?
And then I went to a bedroom and I said,

(04:28):
you know, why don't you pick up because you don't
have to wear school unifor anymore. Right, school reform's done,
so no, no, no, I watched it. I thought this
still did She went, I don't ever wear school uniform again.
You can get rid of that now. I was like,
my god, this is never going to be part of
our life again. So she can wear whatever she wants.
So I said, look, why don't you put an outfit
you feel great? And then to make this a bit

(04:48):
of a father daughter thing, I played a song. I
found out my phone quickly and played this. Then she
grabbed the phone and went to stop making it weird.
We can't just do this for a bit because in
the movie of the Dad and the Door that they're
in this, I'm going through your ward. I'm sure when
will you'd pick out a table outfit? I want to
do it for myself. Please just give me this.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
But that's what makes the montage funny.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, and then when I leave the bedroom, when she
thrown me out, she closed the door, and then you
know what, she plays. Yeah, I hear it, and she
hears it. We get it. And then I said, look,
I'll take it to the supermarket. You know, I'm not
going to be here in the morning and my wife
isn't back to this afternoon, and said, so, why don't
I get some stuff you breakfast in the morning. You
need a power breakfast. What do you what would you
like if it was the weekend and you were going

(05:34):
to have like a great breakfast. He says, oh, you
know those tiny sausages. Can we go and get those?
And so I said, okay, so I can make them
the night before. Then you just reheat them in the
morning and have a couple, right, And then I go,
I don't know if it's safe to reheat snacks?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
We are they like the little Frankfurt you have the
China once Yeah it's chippilatas, that's it.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
So we won't got but I do you know, passy,
can you reheat them? Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah. Anyway, now she doesn't go to Google anymore. You
know who her best friend is Chat GPT. No, yeah,
she went hang on last Chat GPT. Oh we don't
even go to Google. Now you've already befriended. You're parting
it up with chat GPT. When I came home yesterday,
I went, how are you feeling? And she goes, oh,
chat GPT has been actually really helpful, That's what she said.

(06:20):
She typed into chat GPT, what advice can you give
me ahead of my VC exams? It said, you've got this,
You've worked so hard and it knew with the exact
money is she would have been studying for VCE and
was like, you just go to bed early hydrate. She went,
isn't that great? I said, this is what I've been
saying over the last couple of days, and I've got
no thanks some AI algorithm that doesn't says its motionless

(06:43):
who wasn't paid for the scoring? I get nothing, please.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Christian, the reason why those expensive cars like Masarati owners
park in two bays, like Pantsy saw yesterday, is that
way they feel their cars can't get dinged. I never
thought about that. That annoys me even more.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
That is why they do it.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
But I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Don't get a big car, well learn to park it.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
At least, Patsy, you could easily become a vigilante, can you. No, Seriously,
all this missing is a cape and a big stick.
Actually got the sticks in a garage retirement. You're going
to paint and name them whether they I'll befriend them.
All right, So Yesterday Monday, your Monday winner or loser, Patsy,

(07:30):
you Monday winner or loser.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
I'm actually a winner. Some may say it is a loser,
but I'm finally a winner. And I'll tell you why.
Because I got into the Love God's car yesterday and
there's just been this. I don't know if you guys
have it in your houses where you have the disappearing
cudtlery drawer where stuff just goes missing, particularly forks.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
We've got too many forks, too much random cutlery. No,
you can have some of your short you know.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
We are still using a beautiful cutlery set we got
for our wedding.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
So if you notice how pants he can't say cutlery, cuttery.
Do you need some cuttery with that?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's ellen a the cutlery, cutlery, cutlery. What was I saying?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Cuttery, cutlery, cuttery?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Was I it's too early? Cutlery, tomato, tomato whatever.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Let's call the whole thing off anyway, So what is
Chris stop pining? It was he got cutlery in his car.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
There were like three teaspoons in the drink slot. Bit
in the middle compartment, there was a tea towel. There
was a couple of my tupperware containers. There was two
coffee mugs. That's where all the kitchens going.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Was she doing in?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I know the same thing happens to me. I'm good
at getting things in the car, I'm not good at
they're not good at coming back.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
The other way.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's like a lottery trap.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
But what's he doing with all the Does you take
it to work to have his lunch week?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
He must, But like I've even bought from Aldi.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
You can get these little, you know, disposable wooden cutlery
sets and I pay we go again.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Not cutlery, all.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Right, forks, knives and spades.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
In their lunchboxes to prevent my good stuff going missy.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Is he taking the good stuff?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
He's taking it.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Not the stainless steel, Oh my god, the shiny I
always got the shiny stuff. Friends go around and we
want them the fingerprinting stuff you can't ever get clear
or the shiny.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
But we don't want that wooden stuff. No one likes
tongue touching.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It's like the tongue depressed or the dentist, you know,
the doctor. Sorry, it's the worst thing, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
So anyway, it's solved. Mystery is solved. I found or
found at all. I know where to go when I'm
missing stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
From the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I'm a Monday loser. It is my wife's birthday week Friday,
and I can't relax until I've got the gift. I
just cannot relax, right, I really love birthdays and getting presents.
At the moment, I'm really stressed out. Last week she
said she wanted a belt, and even though that's a
really wide air, at least I thought, okay, at least
it's about I can start to think about that. Google

(09:52):
some Yesterday she goes to, you know, I'm completely off
that idea to one. I'm now free falling. It's a
week and af I've got no idea. I think I
know why she can't sit on a gift. I think
my wife is nervous between us about the birthday that
is waiting for next Friday.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
What number.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Discuss on it. She's halfway somewhere she doesn't want to
be so I think it's I think it's more about
that she doesn't want the birthday to be happening, and
hence why she does not want to be discussing the gift.
No gift's me, no birthday, So I'm in free for
all of the moment. Jackie Boy, your Monday win or
a loser.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm a loser and I will be until Thursday unless
someone can help me. Bianca and Gordy wanted to go.
Bianka has this idea for Halloween that we all go
dressed airs astronauts, and I said, oh, I don't worry
about buying me when I don't, I don't want to
pay for that.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Remind me, what's that guy do with Halloween like Haunted
Astronauts or.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well, Gordy already had this. He's got this cute little
NASA outfit that parents It is so cute, and Bianca
has now ordered and that's one as well. It's got
nothing to do with being scary there.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Why don't you come a space monster? You're the monster,
a Halloween space monster.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
What I make him out a cardborn will make you
solve one.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
You be a space monster that's an alien. Go as
an alien.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
That's what I need help with. Yes, I'll happily be
an alien.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Go as part of the scene. With them. See you're
part of them, because then you can go.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Have you seen those inflatable alien costumes?

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
They look so good. There's an inflatable alien costume where
it looks like an alien is holding on to a human.
You are the human in a time, try and pull
it up. Okay, that's what I need to go.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
At all right. If anyone's got any other ideas for
a great Halloween outfit for Jack, give us a call.
What are you guys going?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
As This week the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Sterile Words, all of us struggled to say. We all
have these strange words. They are even strange words everyday
words that for some reason the way our brains are
all uniquely different to each other's, where we just have
a short circuit of a blind spot. I struggle to
say the past tense of the word edit. Can you
guys say edited it? I can't say I have edited it.

(12:05):
Something happens. I go and he's stuck. He's adding more
the apple pin wheel. That's what happens. I have got
that clip you sent me, and I have edited eighteen
more eds, Patty. Can you say you've edited edited?

Speaker 6 (12:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Actually, you can't either yes.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Edited, that's right you said edited.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
No, you edited, that's it the second time.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Can you do it edited? Yeah? You guys can. You've
got the gift. Whereas you just found out Patty's been struck.
Patsy's been struggling to say the word cutlery. She's saying
cuddle me or cuddlery.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Disappearing, cuttle re draw. See I hear it is right.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's miss Hurd. It's cuddle.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
You're saying cuddlery, disappearing, cuttle re draw, beautiful cutlery, sip cutlery,
disposable cut cuttley sets All right, folks, k i'ves and spots.
It's like it's something with your ear that fools you into.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
We've actually got all the letters in the same place.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
The rest of us say, well, now I'm adding about
eighteen extra eds and edited. I'm remixing myself. Jackie boy,
what's the word you struggled to say?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
There's two. I struggle to say familiarity. That is hard,
and I'll always get this wrong, and I've been practicing,
so I hopefully get it right here. Phenomenon phenomenon, phenomenon. Yes,
but that's because I practice all drew that song.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
You cheat, I could practice edited it as much as one.
I'm never gonna nail that before I die.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
But Christian Connell Show podcast, what.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Is the word? All words? So you struggle to say correctly?
By the way, Jack Marcus has a yes suggestion or
you're sure Halloween outfit to wear this Thursday? Tell you
out to go see my wife A Vets with his
family at Costume Wonderland nine one Onepean Highway, Bentley for
all Halloween needs and nicely done Marcus. Costume Wonderland. I

(14:00):
have actually been there before.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
It is a long drive for me down from north
to south just to costume you.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
But a price on a young boy smiley face on Halloween,
your young son Melbourne's largest costume.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Place, largest in Melbourne.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I ah, I'm interested. I still think the alien. If
your son Gordon who's too is going as an astronaut
and your wife is you need to be in that
scene to be scary, well not too scary alien.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
But that's true. And then NA can sit off on
their own and I can come around the corner and
they're on the scale. Yeah, oh I don't have to
jump out.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
No, no, no, you don't know a friendly alien. Yes,
you come in peace. Otherwise Gordon ain't going to bed
that night or for a long long time. All right,
So what is the word that you struggle with? Nine
four one four one oh four three? Good morning, Sam?

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I'm good Sam, welcome to the show. And what is
the word you struggle with? Sam?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Okay, So it's not me, it's actually my husband. He
has two words. The first one is cinnamon. He proceeds
to say cinnamon every single time, and the second one.
My kids actually find it hilarious when they ask him
to go through the Macus stride through for an eminem

(15:11):
mcflurry because he every single time he says emmm, so
he's asking.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
For They do it just to get a laughing.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Worried I might catch that.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
It's the same as for not phenomena. Yes, is there's
too many and you don't?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (15:36):
Exactly right.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
That's great, Thanks for calling, Thanks so much, all right,
take care, Sarah, Good morning, Hello, Sarah.

Speaker 12 (15:46):
Yes, hello, Christian, good morning.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Hello, Sarah, welcome to show. Thanks you and us all.
So what is the word that you struggle with?

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Me?

Speaker 12 (15:52):
Well, I actually have two, Like the previous caller's husband,
I struggle to say simmermon but didn't.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Know a lot of it. It's the double m.

Speaker 12 (16:02):
But the main one is I cannot say the word ambler, amble, ambulance.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
This is actually a cruel segment.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
People if they couldn't walk very well, we wouldn't come
in on the show tomorrow on a walking and walk. So,
but you work in a hospital, is that right?

Speaker 6 (16:21):
I do.

Speaker 12 (16:22):
I work in admin at a hospital and I have
to actually book transport for patients.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Being an everyone knows I'll get you in one of
our quickest modes around transport. Do you mean ambulance? Yeah,
that's the word.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
Yeah, I could, but the more I try to say
the word, it just turned into a stutter and I'm
just Then eventually they just stopped me to like, we
understand what you're trying to say.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
And of course now you're aware of it, it must
make it even worse. Sometimes she was tragically.

Speaker 12 (16:51):
Because I can now hear it, because at the start
I couldn't. I didn't know that I was saying it
until people start laughing at me and saying, you're saying ambulance,
And now I'm so, this is what.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's not a triple zero cool to say to your
work for though, we need Amma, no, no, no, please.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Be fire truck or please please be far track police.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Sarah're not laughing at you. Okay, we're laughing with you,
all right, Thank you, all right, Sarah, Thank you very
much for calling.

Speaker 13 (17:17):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Who we got here? Andy? Hello, Hello, Andy, Welcome to
the show. So what's the words you struggled to say?

Speaker 14 (17:26):
So?

Speaker 9 (17:26):
The word I struggled to say is a bomb to
the bull.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Abominable. That's the way. Yeah, an easy one. Again, it's
got that magical letter. There's an em in there.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
But now now I just say a bomb in a
bull and I don't get wrong.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
God, how often do any of us need to say that?
I've never needed to say just the first time I
think I've said it as an adult.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
The only abominable things us?

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is there? Anything else?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Is anything else about?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah? What's the right context to use that word? Ever? Again?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
How that guy parsed the other day yesterday?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
I'm really worry that these words catch the last moment.
I'm scared now about ambulance. Become my new editor.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
You can say it all the time now, just a
bomb in a ball abominable.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
That is a great little hack you've got. They're going
to help everyone should they ever be in that situation
when they need to drop that word. That's a great one. Andy,
thanks you calling me. Thanks guys, Let's get Sharon on us. Well,
come on in, Sharon, Good morning now, Sharon, welcome to show.
What is the word that you struggle to say? Right?

Speaker 13 (18:38):
Thank you? I've got true. The first one, it's my
mental block. Someone's name is felicity. I call them facility.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I can't be friends with you anymore.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
You're literal and there's someone important screwing up every talk.
But the next one is the word ask file and say, uh,
just come down upside down us yeah, instead of.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Ask yeah, like Noah's.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yes anyway. Yeah, all right, Sharon, thank you very much
for showering those. Have a good day.

Speaker 13 (19:21):
You're welcome.

Speaker 15 (19:21):
You to.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Two days time this Thursday. Load of you coming in
in on the show. We have sixty five bottles of champagne.
You're firing them off whoever can fire They caught the
furthest wins five thousand dollars in cash, amazing price, five
thousand dollars in cash and also five hundred dollars worth
of food and drinks for you and five mates. You
off to Steaks day, drinks and arrival. Be an amazing

(19:47):
experience to you in five mates. But the big deal
five thousand dollars will be one this Thursday on the
show for the Longest Pot.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Now shake that bottle up. We need some people.

Speaker 16 (19:58):
Fartherlong pop Hey, you wan a win?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Five K.

Speaker 16 (20:04):
Gotta pop that clock, baby, pop it far ohway?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
What is today, Jack?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Last Chance Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Well? Correct, And he was about to say tuesday, but
he remembered the conversation, Patsy, what is today?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Last Chance Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
I can't hear you. What is today, Patsy? Last Chance Tuesday?
This is a team my friends, powerful re radio as one.
All right, cool in now? Then it is Last Chance Tuesday.
Two last spots given away right now on nine four
one four one four to three. A lot of people
want to try and do this because it's the easiest
way to try and win an awful lot of money.

(20:42):
Five thousand dollars is so much cash that someone who's
gonna win by eight o'clock this Thursday just by firing
a champagne ball. I don't even know, do you think
there is any real technique or science? It's a lucky dear,
but I think yeah, or don't participating? You think there's
actual science to this.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, there's science to it.

Speaker 17 (20:59):
How of course, so a chilled bottle is better than
a room temperature bottle.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Is that true?

Speaker 17 (21:05):
Yes, because there's more pressure pressure correcked, so that now they.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
All know that. So they're on a legal playing field.
So apart from it being chilled.

Speaker 17 (21:13):
Shaking it up obviously, Wow, oh my god, Wow to
science starts dropping in its facts.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
This is just this is science.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
When sorry, are we limiting them, like timing them as
to how long they can do?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
The whole point?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
I never thought.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
They don't want it unfair, We don't want to.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
They get here at two o'clock in the morning, it
starts shaking.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, what are we going to do that? We've got
to limit the shape?

Speaker 17 (21:42):
Yeah, yeah, well it's up to you guys, But I
think that to us.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Well, there's also a guy that's.

Speaker 17 (21:46):
Jumping off a box down and hitting the ground. That's
his technique. So I think that we allow all techniques. Obviously,
if they take you know, ten minutes, we go come on,
Sheryl let's bloody get it.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Done, Bloody shell you we shouldn't that Friday, Cheryl. God damn, Cheryl.
We're watching you. One eye open a week, Cheryl.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
We will need a time limit for the station.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, no, no, we have to be
all right. So what are the other things? Do you think? Angle? Velocity?

Speaker 18 (22:17):
Angle?

Speaker 17 (22:17):
Definitely you want to kind of shoot it straight, not
up into the air because it loses velocity as it
goes into the air.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
And we don't know what the wind's going to be like.
So if it's a windy day, but what if the
wind is coming behind the court and you want it
up in the air.

Speaker 17 (22:28):
And we haven't said this yet, but we are doing
it on our rooftop, so.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
There will be Oh my god, I'm so excited just
to say it out loud.

Speaker 17 (22:34):
Well there's wind that we have.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's beautiful out there today as well. I'd love to
be on a rooftop right now, blustery and great, sleeping
with a freezing cold bottle of champagne in my hands.
I've been shaking ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
So if you're in Richmond and a cork at you
in the faith on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Morning, that was us no Sue Kiss playing the cane.

Speaker 17 (22:55):
Champagne Sydney and the last one is the best one
where they suggest you pull the cork out halfway, hold
it there, shake it more to give and then pop
longest pop.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Lamest pop up ever heard. Second old person blowing out
a birthday cake. All right, cooling? Now, what is today? Jack?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Last Chance Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
See what day is it? Chance?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
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Speaker 4 (23:34):
Hello, I'm another listener. I don't know, I'm just tuned in.
What is today?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Last Chance Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Got it? Radio friends? Let's do it?

Speaker 16 (23:43):
The longest pop shake that bottle Land, pop away, longest
pop that butt land with five k the longest pop
Gotta sprayed and play down.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I want to go and toe the one. I forgot
about this when we two weeks ago that we moved
on four quickly should have been flushed from my system.
God damn it. You go one way, the show goes
against me, the other way pushing me about. The tight's
always against us if on this show? All right? What
a bit? Simon? Who waits in the Melbourne Cup Carnival
November the second this weekend to the ninth where fashion
meets celebrity and adrenaline meets jackpots. Jack spots on this

(24:21):
show on Thursday, five thousand dollars will be won by
one of you from using science. You've just heard a
doctor of science Klan on the show breaking down the
incredible science that is involved in the longest pop. You
get a bottle of champagne, Shake it all you want,
tease out the car. Whoever's court goes the furthest Whend's
five thousand dollars in cash plus them in five mates

(24:43):
on to Steak's Day, drinks and arrival and an additional
five hundred dollar food and drink voucher. You're gonna have
an amazing day out, all right, So Last Chance Tuesday,
why do you deserve the last two spots that we're
giving away right now on nine four one four one
oh four. No more chances after the day nine four
one four one oh four three. Kenny, good morning.

Speaker 19 (25:06):
Good morning, Christian, Pats and Jacket going.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
We are heard and Kelly, Welcome to Last Chance Tuesday. Kenny, Hi, Kenny, Yes,
we're all yours.

Speaker 19 (25:21):
I was five years old and I was playing with
one of those seventies styles wine Rack in the laundroom
while my mum was entertaining friends, and I.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
Took the foil off. Then I took the little cage
that sits on the bottom of the the end of
the cork. Ben five didn't know what I was doing,
and it shot off like a rocket across the laundroom,
along with all the champagne all over the shagpile carpet,
and I was just like, Oh, my mummy is going

(25:53):
to kill me. And I so distinctly remember it. And
I have been known since as an ad to be
a bit of a loose cannon with a champagne.

Speaker 13 (26:02):
Bottle and cork.

Speaker 19 (26:04):
So I think I've got I've got the technique. I've
had it since I was five.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Wow, you're natural, really, Ken, I'm going to rename you
the natural. You have to come along, you've got to
be there. And also, a loose cannon is who we want?
Six floors up on a rooftop, fire, rough corks, large
heavy bottles of glass and alcohol. In the morning, you
say loose cannon, I say, here's our rooftop.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
We're doing the longest pop in two days time. You
get a lot of champagne. You shake it up whatever
technical science you want to use to employ. Then yeah,
whoever fires that caught the furthest winds five thousand, Jonathan Cash.
We're given away the last spot right now, mcguard It
could be you, col I hope So mcgwow, why do
you deserve the very last spot?

Speaker 15 (26:52):
This is a competition that I'm made for. Christian, I've
been I've been practicing with with prosic or corks for
for years, for decades.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
You've got a mastery in this area. You've dedicated your
life to it.

Speaker 15 (27:03):
Yes, yes, I'll practice as often as I can. And
I can shoot those Parcisle cork quite a distance. So
I might be of disadvantage with the champagne, but I
reckon I can adapt.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I'm surely fizzing a bottom. So and do you have
a certain technique Miguel?

Speaker 15 (27:19):
Oh yeah, I worked in restaurants for years. I've got
more technique down pat using the thumbs.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Well, what are people are going to eat? Shove at
the backside that way, mcguell. We'll see you Thursday. Okay,
with those thumbs of yours, thumbs of gold thunderstruck all right, mcguel,
we'll see you Thursday.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
World Up The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Three ways to get your stories on the show Today.
If there are sometimes give you a little doggy bag.
You know, you just haven't eaten enough of a lovely dinner.
You don't want to waste it. And these days they
make you pack it all up. They're not allowed to
package up now, Yes, they just give you that little package.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I always have to sign a waiver at some places. Yeah,
so if you don't reheat it.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Properly and like get sick, you can't come back at them.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
This happened because years ago, I remember in this city
somebody got sick from food that they ate three days later.
Their stupid while you couldn't get any food take home
because of one boser and now and then they came
up with the packet yourself for all.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Wow. Wow. Well I was out Saturday afternoon, my wife
and some friends at a Greek restaurant. Right, it was
really nice, but there was only a little bit of
my chicken left. And they said, you don't really that.
Greeks get very upset if you don't take all the food.
And this guy was in his sixties but enormous, look
like he built all the Greek colosseums, right, and he went,

(28:47):
I know. I didn't want to go, Oh, I've eaten enough.
I was like, yeah, yes, sure, my wife is that
there at time? Like a lesson I have, yes, I
have to say yes. So he comes up this big
tupper web thing with this tiny handful, like you give
a small dog of chicken grass, and so I leave
with it. And then we go to a bottle shop
and we're buying some alcohol with our friends to have
later on that night, and the lady says, oh, if

(29:08):
you want, by the way, there's a bar out the back,
you can have a drink here. I've got a couple
of beers on tap. So I go, oh, look, it's
quite warm afternoon. I've got this leftover chicken. Can I
put it in the beer fridge? She looks at and
she goes, my god, there's not much chicken left. And
I went, I know, but it's a big dupwear thing.
He was very insistent, it's kind of christ. Yeah. I
didn't want to say no. Can I put it in
the beer fridge please? And she goes, you can, but
it looks disgusting. Please take it with you anyway. I'd

(29:31):
end up having three beers at this bottles shop with
my friend and I've chicken is still in that beer fd.
Someone this week is going to get a bonus prize,
hopefully some trady who's starving. Just please reheat it properly
because I had it Saturday afternoon. It's now Tuesday. But
someone is going to go in tough day to get

(29:53):
a six pack and go. So I want to know
your stories. I left it behind on nine four one
four one o four three next one. You can call
in today and share your stories about and secrets as well.
Is Secret Stashes Patsy. That's just because Patsy was talking
to us last week about your hiding place for you.

(30:14):
Was it the plum puddings?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Yeah, for my Christmas? And you know what, I've had
to move them because Chris and already got into them,
the mini plum puddings. I've got a new hiding spot.
I don't think they're listening. So under that dryer that
he has made me, the dryer drawer and the garage.
Nothing was in there and it's the perfect spot because
it's next to the drink's fridge for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Sof've just got a little stash at Christmas.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Stuff moisture and damn yeah, rat it's rats, rats rats
dream of living in Weerabees, says you with weavils in
your head. Saw something this morning. You're right still stop

(30:56):
talking about My wife doesn't like you. She's mind that
people judges about having the pinetry. We're not living in
downtown abbey. Missus Miggins. Have you heard about weave an infestation?
All right? So I left it behind secret status and
then our last one today on nine four one four
one oh four to three. Objects of Fame, If you've

(31:19):
got a story, it doesn't matter how weak the claim
to fame is about a famous object, and I mean
fame as an a lister through to zlister. This was
after one of you was in hospital in London, in
the same bed that Boris Johnson was intensive care when
he was fighting COVID a couple of years ago. If
you remember that lovely moment in time. So objects of fame,
now you have something for it's Jackie Boy.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, there was an Australian film called Takeaway, not exactly
the Castle, but did start Steve curric genius. It was
filmed in our suburban I would walk past the set
every day to and from school. When they were packing
it up, they are actually, let's play a little bit
of it because he mentioned something they're going to So.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
You seen this movie? Patch actually have around the team, right,
and none apart from you.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
It wasn't a blockbus who owns a fish and chip shop?

Speaker 16 (32:09):
I'm I'm nobody.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Don't say that, mate, somebody your trade from Transfish and Chips.

Speaker 16 (32:16):
Mate, I'm not even the tread in trans Fish and Chips.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
That's me, old man, big tread, little tree.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Do you know what I'm going to find that movie
this weekend, Jack, I'm going to watch that seriously. I
think it's part of my education of moving to Australia.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Also started Vince Colosmo and Rose Burn.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Wow that a good line.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
So Trans Fish and Chips had this actual fish and
chip sign made out of wood that would hang out
of the store where they filmed it. And then when
they were packing up the set, I went up to
them and they had all this junk on the side
of the road like ready to go in the trash,
and I said, can I have the Trans Fish and
Chip sign? And it lived in my bedroom for the
next ten years.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Oh my god, that is an awesome one. I mean
you kind of wish you had it still.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Now I'll dig up a photo fifteen year old with
the transfish and chip chip sign.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
All right, So your stories of objects of fame, secret
stashes and have you got a story? I left it behind?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
But Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Three ways, you join the show today and share your stories.
Your stories are what you left behind, secret stashes and
objects of fame. When I say fame, I mean it
could be and hopefully will be, and mainly will be
because we're not going to get wall to wall calls
like you've got a couch from Brad Peer or a
nest of occasional some Robert de Niro barely I don't know,

(33:32):
maybe those barely famous.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Or market you're sitting on that story, do call two calls?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Despite my doubts. Nine four one four one oh four
three Christian, I got left behind. My family including cousins,
went to wet Wild. Both sets of families of huming
lbors in the car are stuck in a bathroom, unable
to get out to them. Fourteen minutes to realize I
wasn't with them all. Christian tower Jack Takeaway is an
underrated Ossie comedy. Nothing beats a good vision chip shop movie.

(34:02):
Christian tawjat my granddad the danel Finton and near where
they were filming Takeaway, and he got one of the
little retro His bedroom was used as a set.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh what a claim to fame.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
So many claims about the moment about the movie Takeaway.
Now I've not seen it, so I can see this
is a part of my ongoing education down under. I will
be watching it today. It's an hour twenty five. It's
on Amazon Prime. If you've got Prime. I'm gonna have
to see this now, all right, nine four one four
one four three up first, then Objects of Fame. Christine,
it's you coome Onning.

Speaker 20 (34:35):
Good morning. Yes, I got a couch a few years
ago on eBay and it was actually from a photographer
And when I turned up, I had my sister with
me and we had a trailer. He explained that the
couches in a photo shoot for a yogurt commercial. So
Yo play yoga. He's really famous. So and you're like, oh,

(34:58):
that's you know. But then what was even more interesting
was his partner came out and helped us load it
on the truck and it was Eve from the Shantoosies.
We literally stood there in awe and did nothing, and
she and her partner loaded it on the couch and
it was quite a big couch. So yeah, that was

(35:18):
pretty pretty impressive for us. We were just blown away.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
By It's quite a story, really, the Shantoosies lifting furniture.
Now did you actually speak about that? You were being
assisted by one of the Shantoosi's already just left it unsaid, We.

Speaker 20 (35:37):
Left it unsaid. We literally just stood there going, oh
my gosh. And she was so lovely that shee.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Was it definitely one of the Shantoosies.

Speaker 20 (35:46):
It was definitely Eve from the Shanteesie. Yeah, no doubt,
no doubt.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
She must have been introducers Eve.

Speaker 20 (35:52):
Yeah yeah, he said, it's my partner Eve, and we both.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Went this ties together so many big things, doesn't it.
You play huge shau huge, you put them together. You've
got a hell of a story here. Wow, I love this. Christina,
is exactly what we're looking for. Thank you very much.
You give us a call. My pleasure, all right, take away, Sarah,

(36:16):
good morning, Hey Christian, how are you doing. I'm good.
So you've got a story about secret stash.

Speaker 11 (36:22):
Yeah, my dad used to stash This is when I
was kids, so thirty years ago.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
He used to.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Stash all his favorite chocolate biscuits so that we wouldn't
eat them. So I had two younger brothers, but I
always found where he had them and tried to train
my brothers not to like eat the whole thing, because
that's what they would do.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
I love the way you speak about them. Lot of
dogs that can be trained.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
Well, they weren't there.

Speaker 11 (36:46):
They were the reallyge idiots in my house, but had
no idea.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
And what happened well, I.

Speaker 11 (36:53):
Mean I think we Dad used to hide these tim
terms when tim tams were really fancy. We had chocolate
warms wagon wheels also, I.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Used to think they were fancy as well. That was
a big tree.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
So we were able to eat enough that you got a treat,
but you didn't sit off an alarm to Dath, Yes
we did.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
There's a right dosage here, isn't there?

Speaker 9 (37:19):
There is?

Speaker 11 (37:21):
You've got to be very very very strategic strategic.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Well done, Sarah, thank you very much. I actually hide
my chocolate away from my kid. I put it in
where the vitamins and minerals are because they never go
anywhere near those because they hate and find it boring
when we go. You need to take vitamins and minerals. No,
people your age need to take cotton liver oil and
stuff like that, anti inflamma trees. Bill coome On and Bill,

(37:45):
Hey Christian, I'm good. Bill, welcome to the show. And
so your story about what got left behind my wife?
You'd have your wife behind?

Speaker 21 (37:53):
Bill, Yeah, we were new parents driving up to the
Sunshine Coast one night. Baby started crying. I said, pull over,
I jump in the back and feeder. So she's got
the other car. Pitch Black heard the door slam. I've
driven off. In seconds into the trip, I realized.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
My wife's not in the car, but you had the baby.

Speaker 21 (38:19):
I had the baby is good.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
One our two is good.

Speaker 21 (38:24):
Reverse back, White shaking her head.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Good choice words of coming out brutal to apologize, apologize,
you're so insignificant. I didn't even notice she weren't in
the car.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
It's so dark.

Speaker 21 (38:40):
Yeah, it wasn't the car. I haven't forgot. It's been Yeah,
it's been brought up many times.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Thank you for sharing, Bill, another problem. Thank you all right.
So your story's like Bill, I left it behind, secret
stashes and Objects of fame.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast of.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Our callers ten minutes ago, just setting the milever tell
me it's a very entertaining story. It was a time
when Tim Tams were fancy. And we haven't got time today,
we're in the last hour. But to on the show,
we need to work out when was that period in
Australia where Tim Tams were fancy? When was it? Roughly
was the late eighties, early nineties, A month, a couple

(39:20):
of weeks. When were Tim Tams fancy? I need to remember?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And Tim Tams were showy?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Look a tree?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Thing you need sort of chocolate biscuit? Really all right?

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Nine four one four one o four three your stories
of leaving things behind, secret stashes and objects of fame? Emina? Hi,
is that how I pronounce your name correctly? It is?

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Thank you very much, all.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Right, Amana? What is your story? Then you've got a
claim to fame for an object?

Speaker 9 (39:49):
Objects are saying?

Speaker 8 (39:50):
Yes, my husband almost bought a car from neighbors, doctor Carl.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Wow, this is huge. Wow, almost brushes with fame. It's
what happened.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
So it was it was quite funny. Actually he was
on car sales looking for a car, and he found it,
came across one that he liked, and the little profile
picture looked very much like doctor Carl.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I've never seen. There's never normally human in the photo.
It's about eighteen photos of the interior, the extra front,
back side on the car. Not some guy mate because
he's mildly famousness, he might get some more.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Money for it to recognize me.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's Eric was selling an SUV.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Well, he was selling an Audi and his name was
on there as Allen Flitter. And we had a whole
conversation about No, it's surely it's not. Surely it's somebody
who's just bost a photo up there and claiming to
be all on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Who clean go for a big one. Yeah, it's me.
Leo DiCaprio was big.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
And so how close did you get to buy a
new car? Did he actually give it a test drive?

Speaker 7 (41:02):
No?

Speaker 8 (41:03):
They had conversations, There were many a text phone conversation,
but didn't didn't quite head over there.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
He didn't. They didn't fancy doctor carls Audi. The rejection,
the dor must have felt. But this issue, Oh that's
a great story, Amana. Thank you very much for your
on the show. No worries, Thanks Angela. Good morning, Good
morning Christian Angela. We'll got left behind.

Speaker 22 (41:29):
My grandmother, my Italian grandmother. Yeah, my honor blistered. She's
passed away now. But this was about twenty years ago.
I think we had a family function, might have been
a wedding or a christening or something at a reception center,
and someone was tasked to bring her home and obviously

(41:50):
we'll be a miscommunication as it happens, and we all
went home and like, oh shit, where's where's Nona? So no,
I'm not got left behind. The reception tone you.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Don't ever leave a nonna behind, was furious.

Speaker 22 (42:06):
Can you imagine choose the matriarchow.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
In my mind, they've liked who, They vacuumed the place,
the lights have gone off, and just silhouetted right the
back in the darkuming with a handbag on a lamp,
touching her.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Bath and you get a call from the RSL. So
you've left something by.

Speaker 22 (42:27):
Making broken English and.

Speaker 9 (42:33):
That one day, Oh wow, your family and we all.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Forgot family shame. This is incredible. That is a great one.
I love this. Thank you so much for calling Angela.

Speaker 22 (42:45):
Thanks bye, all right, kid of.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Course coming nine four one four one O four three
ever left on Nona behind. I mean, we never hear
another story like that. It shouldn't happen secret stashes and
objects of fame.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
But Christian show podcast, Christian.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I saw doctor Carl driving an Audi once confirming it
was getting out of it to go to a bottle shop.
You don't, you don't remember, you don't. Just let's leave
that memory behind. It's all about Dotor Carl and that Audi.
Did he ever say it? You might be driving around
in it now. I'm gonna go on car sales dot
com dot as it's still for sale, Christian. Tim Towns

(43:24):
were fancy before Dick Smith brought out Temptin's Is that right?
Do you remember this? Don't remember rival version of Tim
Towns He did.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
The same with was it peanut butter and vegimint and
stuff like a rival Assie brand.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
We're gonna have to look into this one.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Smith from my memory was he was all about electronics,
going into the foods.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Our friend here, this correspondent. Tim Towns were fancy before
Dick Smith brought out Temptin's. I'm gonna start a podcast
now about what happened at this moment in Australian history.
All right, sir, who we got hair? Helen? Good morning, Helen,
good morning everyone. So what got left behind? Not another nonner?

Speaker 7 (44:08):
No, no, than goodness no no. We on our very
first big overseas flight twenty years ago, I took my
laptop and put it up in the overhead locker and
got off the flight in London and left it behind.
And unbeknown to my husband, I had put a ten
thousand dollars in the pocket of the laptop. So I

(44:29):
was sweating on it until we could get in touch
with Emirates. We had to go around to their office
in London and tell them where we'd left it, and
they said, yep, no worries, I'll find it, which they did,
but then we had to go back to Hethrow Airport
and go reverse through security to get into the area
where they had the laptop. They were not impressed with us.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I can tell you, so you just cut out. But
what do you had like a prepaid credit card of
ten thousand on that?

Speaker 15 (44:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (44:55):
So what even a credit card?

Speaker 13 (44:57):
It was a cash card.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
Anyone who picked it up could it?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Just so?

Speaker 7 (45:04):
And I didn't tell my husband until we got the
laptop back and he was not impressed.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
But you got it all back. You got the ten
thousand dollar cash card.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
No one had touched it. The very first thing I
did when they gave me the laptop was go to
the pocket where I'd put the ten thousand dollars card.

Speaker 23 (45:18):
And it was still there, couldn't it And had spent
the night in Dubai. That's where they fayound it and
then brought it to London for us. No one even
looked in the pocket.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Obviously, you are very lucky. Hello, Thanky calling in nowhere.
It's fine, all right, Now we're about to hear a story. Now,
I hope this is true. All right, I hope it's true. Chris,
good morning, good morning. You've got a story involving one
of the great Roger Moore, legendary James Bond. So this
still involves Roger Moore.

Speaker 24 (45:50):
Yes, and my mom she was hitchhiking across England and
Roger Moore picked her up.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Names Roger, Roger Moore, Where are you going, darling? That's
how that conversation goes in my mind. What did he say?

Speaker 24 (46:06):
Uh, well, yeah, they were heading to London, and they
got to London and my mom and her friend. He said,
we're heading on to a party.

Speaker 21 (46:16):
Do you want to join us?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Roger Moll's on his way to a party, and did
They obviously went yeah.

Speaker 24 (46:23):
No, my mom, I'm being a bit worried. She's only
in the early twenty She said, no, no, no, this
drop us off here, that's fine. And ever since her
friend has said, I could have been the next missus
Roger Moore, but you deprived me of that opportunity.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
I don't think he met his wife. This is by
picking up up as hitchhikers was like the world's biggest actor.
He's not getting laid only by Hi.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Christian O'Connell Show, One Last Call Them before Patsy's News
and the time waste. Oh my word, it was incredible
to have one story of Anna left behind, but surely
we can't get two in one show. Melissa, you're not
calling up with a left behind Nona story?

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Are you another non story?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Christian?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Wow? What happened?

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Oh so about ten years ago? There's big family moments.
We've got my mother and father, so it's my kids. No, no, no, no,
of course, So we're all like in the car where
we're going to take no, no, no no. But one of
my little twins is like, let's take on the Hungry Jacks.
My mother and father being full on Italian, never had
Hungry Jackson for another life, real truth, all.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Those years to take you there, go about that ragoo
that you've been making in generations and generations some absolute slot.
Well you.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Like, what are you talking about, Hungry Jackson? I'm not,
I never what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Anyways, we get the hungry jack we get to Hundry Jackson.
My mother's in the boot because it couldn't fit her
in the car because it's all seven of us.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Gangster movies. Really chuck someone in the boot.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Nothing nothing like that. She's eighty four.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
On the roof. We're in the boots.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
It was seriously hilarious, or that alone was hilarious. Hung
me Jack, I'm driving Hubbies in the back. My father's
in the front because he's so old he can't even walk.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Well, you must be get in the boot because apparently
that's where old people going.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Jack not find a car puck anywhere near the park,
like were so far away. Anyway, we're all piling out
of the car, and my mind's on the twins. I've
got two little midgets and another child, and I'm trying
to watch them. We've all stopped him. We've got into
Hungry Jack's. We're all sitting down figuring out how to order.
The next minute, I've bonde.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
We mum, We turn around and.

Speaker 25 (48:56):
The boot get out.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Was she okay? She got out the car. I can't
say that she was swinging. She literally must have started swinging,
smashing heads on.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
She was laughing her head off. To be honest, at
the end of it, my father was having a heart attack.

Speaker 12 (49:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
It was just it was full on anyway.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Or something.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
And what did they think that Henry Jackson? Melissa? Did
she get a whopper?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
After all that?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
My dad don't mind that. My mom absolutely loved it.
But my father still to this day says he was
sick for days.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
And he loved it.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Listen, he ate everything, he ate everything, My god.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Goes everything. Melissa. You have just you've won yourself an
instant one thousand dollars for our caller of the Week.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Oh my god, god, I didn't expect that.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
No, honestly, literally our faces are aching from laughing so
much at your incredible story.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Oh my, oh my god, we still had a video.
Wish radio could do the video.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I guess they called it TV when
it happens sound. I'm not kidding you the buddy, but Lissa,
you've won a thousand dollars. Take Nonna back to get
back in the suit.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
Get back in the boots.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
No, thanks for calling up. Men, It's an outstanding story,
one of the best we've had on the show. Thank
you so much for calling up.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
The Christian Connell Show Podcast tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
This radio station that comes Nonna FM, Non Stomp, non
a cause. Whatever story you've got involving Nonas, We're all
about it tomorrow. Sir Christian o'connells showing God thanks to
the twenty twenty four Melbourne Cup Carnival. Time for today's
time waster best soon shines it down the time wastter.

(51:10):
Tickets to go to the Red Hot Summer Tour Music Legends,
Ice House, Noiseworks, Wolf Mother, Eskimo, Chore More, You can
buy tickets now at ticket Master. We have a double
pass through to win now to Red Hot Summer Tour.
We're looking for your posh bands today. We're looking for
your posh bands. Today is World Stay Fancy Day. A

(51:35):
nationwide survey by Perspective Global revealed the top five signs
someone is posh.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Tim Tim.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Calling her parents Mummy and Daddy. You can ski? Can
any of a ski? I can't.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I can snowboard a little bit.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
I slide on my side.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
You ask someone what score they win? Your fridge house
and ice to Spenser and you use loose leave tea
instead of tea bags. All right, so we're looking for
your posh bands. So you know there's two thin brothers.
There's Neil and then there's his other brother. You've got
my friend Tim, Tamfinn. Half the rest we found out today.

(52:22):
They are fancy gold. Not the who that's a little
bit common. That is the.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Whom that's very good gold.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Let you use you to the whom now, house of
pain is a bit common, the house of champagne, silver
and pearl. Jam get posha earl Jamil. Al right, jackie boy,
what have you got? Posh bands?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Alison gold chains.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Whoa, there's a reference back to the two thousands.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Silver red Yok chili peppers.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Yeah, that's good Yep Gold.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Amy Wine, Cellar, gold and Jet, very down to earth
back private jet.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Oh god, plus well played. That's very good.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
A cut up with a friend of mine on the weekend.
It's just got an electric drum kit. Oh great drum
I went around played over the weekend. I'm thinking about
buying one.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
You should.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Oh my god. He's on this course online where they
teach of the basis. You do it bit by bit
every week. Anyway, he said, you know, they show all
the sort of classic drum songs and you learn them,
and I get, all right, classic drum songs about led
zep Ronstone. They go, so what do you know? He
goes some edge share in the shape of you, oh,
classic drum feels and solos, and that he's got drum machine.

(53:38):
It doesn't even do any drumming. All right, time waste Today,
we're looking for your posh bands. Jack, you're ready to Mark, I.

Speaker 18 (53:50):
Am Wolf, Mummy Gold Tones and one Bronze Marky Mark
and the Classy Bun Silver the Boogie's instead of the beg.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Very good Aaron, Hoity toity and the Blowfish. I love
the phrase hoity toy Ty Silver, Bling one eighty two
gold Shinzia not Nancy Sinatra, but Fancy Sinatra gold, the
Fondu Fighters, that's posh, Fondu gold, Panic at the tea
party from Nicholas bronze instead of two pack two rack gold.

(54:27):
That's very clever, Darren, very very clever, two rack stead
of two pac Lardi dar Gagar.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
That is fun to say.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
What Scooby not cool J not l L cool J
l el mona cool j.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Gold.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Yeah, they head tomorrow gold play Bronze. Yeah, Mark's got Dolly,
I beg your pardon. Silver, posh Bans Christian not tenacious
d Austin Austin Tay gold, very good, Brendan pearl jam
no pearl, Tim tam silver, caviar Aana Grunde silver and

(55:12):
deportmental as anything wh is de portman pantsy?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Is that like how you carry yourself behavior?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah, that's it?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, did they really do that as?

Speaker 12 (55:23):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Yes, yes, silver plus all right, who is off to
red Hot Summer Tour.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
To Darren for turning tupac into two rac Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
All right, so today we were blessed on today's show,
and not one, but two stories of Nona's being left behind.
We weren't even doing a phone in saying have you
ever left your Nona behind? We were just doing the
stories about what got left behind and a miracle. One
was great, but two was even better. So tomorrow the
show I wanted to devote that entire show to Nona's stories.

(55:55):
Whatever story you've got involving a Nonna, we want to
hear about it tomorrow from six am. Hot off the press.
We've just had early production made for tomorrow's show. None
you say, Nona, I'm you. You had to do it quickly.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
No, I care.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
It can be improved. It needs to be for tomorrow.
If you build it, then non As will come. Okay,
So to down the show, Nonas left behind, It's not
just left behind tomorrow. Whatever not a story you've got.

Speaker 22 (56:30):
We had a family function, might have been a wedding
or a christening or something at a reception center, and
obviously we'll be a miscommunication as it happened, and we
all went home and like, oh, it's not no, I'm
not got left behind at the reception center. Luckily it
wasn't too far.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
No, a miscommunication one of my little twins is like,
let's take on the Hungry Jacks. My mother's in the
boots because it couldn't fit her in the car. Because
there's all seven of us in this car. We've got
into hungry Jacks. We're all sitting down figuring out how
to all the next minute, I've gone, oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 22 (57:03):
With mom, we.

Speaker 25 (57:04):
Turn around and I beyond the sas the brute.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
You'll try to.

Speaker 25 (57:08):
Get out of the root.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
To be continued your Nona stories tomorrow on nine four
one four one oh four three. Book your spot. I
hope we get loads tomorrow. Email me today Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast
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