November 18, 2025 • 54 mins
The Back It Up Cup, What Are The Odds, Controversial Opinions, Food Injuries, Humiliated at the chemist, and The Timewaster!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I Heart Podcasts. You can hear more Gold one I
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Goome On in Rio, Good Morning coome On and Alex
Morning Limey.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
She looks terrified.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'll cut it out.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Do you hear that? You heard that first warbbling news
story Freshwater Pole. She's inconfused by her own script.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I didn't write that one.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You don't write any of them.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Let me just hold up the Herald's sun bit closer
to my eyes.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Oh, you're on fire today, you got it.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I have my accelerator foot ready to go.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well that's already then you lost her foot ready to go.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
I've already said to a channel a year old country
cube as you back on the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yes, I'll be right, it'll be great, It'll be fair
and tasty.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So what we're talking about today is finally here. It
is the back it Up Cup. So the challenge that
of waits Patsy had eight and the three listeners who
are coming in reversing into a parking spot. Now, remember
yes and che was saying, to make this more like
the real world. When you're parking into the spot, there's
always cars other side. It's rare you get that sweet
thing where there's no cars there. So I thought, let's
(01:30):
see if our sponsors Mercedes Benz Barrack with loneness Mercedes Cars.
Yesterday there was a lot of resistance, rightly signed from
produca Kine and going, they're not going to do that.
There's just no way. The Mercedes are here, just shy
of a quarter of a million dollars worth of two
cars are parked either side of the empty spot you
(01:52):
need to reverse into.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yeah, well I hope you've got insurance.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I hear you a bit shifty about signing a waiver today.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Oh honestly, it was like I was signing away my
first born.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's like, well, ordery will be a deposit, she'll be
the property of Mercedes. Fence, we put your daughter down
as a dowery. Anyway, that's a s the boss would
sign off for this.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh, I haven't seen one of those forms before. Despite
my using radio.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's like, oh my lord, I'm basically selling my soul
to the devil.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Have you seen the trophy that's up for grabs?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I have not.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh, Mike, can we bring it in, but I'll be
holding it later on this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I believe now, I believe that Chres, your husband, and Audi,
your daughter have left messages as well.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Let's going to the love God, Chris.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I've got a backpatch in because I needed a drive
at a Jimmy Barnes at Montoni this weekend. But the
worry I have is because I'm actually the perfect reverse parker.
I'm the first time, every time guy. I just hope
that she doesn't think that she's a perfect reverse parker
by association.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What's he saying that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
What he's saying is clearly I don't know whacked in
the head. I can tell you now I am a
perfect reverse parker and I did better on my driving
license than he did on the test.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's go to passes doors now, Audrey.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
My money is on the listeners. Trust me, because I've
been in the car with her enough times to know
she bangs on about being some perfect driver. Although she
did get one hundred percent on her driving test. That
was actually the theory part. But anyway, I better back
her up because I need her to drive into a
party on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Both Chris and Audrey how bested interest. We can hear
the subtext of what they're saying.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh, now, come on, they know where they're Bread's buttered
Hateland just gave me the trophy.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Thanks, I'll take it now here I am.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That SIT's really good?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is it's a golden staring wheel.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It's fantastic. Look at that?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And so do you think you're going to be winning that?
And it's one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Makes per sent.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Even my wife again last night, was like, so perhaps
he's going to take one. Yeah, yes, so she can
be so happy driving away from here with a grand
in a back pocket.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
And a brand new being what are we doing? Merceides,
you don't win the car?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, no, no. If you're driving away and it you've
stolen it, you haven't won it. Two very different things.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Perhaps the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
At any moment you call it your story. She could
be one of one thousand dollars thanks to messanies Benz Beerrick,
who've been a partner of this show for seven years,
which is why it's lovely of them to donate the
cars and perhaps to give a shout out to BMW,
who don't chuck in a single cent of the show.
Just went that waver by the way. You know that
waiver it was if you mentioned rival brands, you get
immediately fired. Oh well back it up, cup, it's as
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we wave off. That's a second team member. Where we're
waving off by the way, Rio during the show, see
you Jack, see it bats so close to national radio.
Patsy's so close. Put no cigar. Maybe see if your
friends at BMW will give you a lift home.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I see way to God, I'll show you all.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What are you threatening us?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Threatening our family members of us? Benzar said he's bens yesterday, guys,
Lois is nineteenth one hundred percent. She likes all the
gifts I got. No receipts were needed. My god, that's
how you judge it. Keep the receipts and then they
get put in the bin or not. Yesterday was my daughter,
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our youngest daughter's nineteenth birthday, and she had a party
yesterday evening that my wife and I were not invited to.
We're having the birthday dinner tonight. My wife yesterday goes
so do you think she's going to be hungover? Went
she's nineteen. What were you like at nineteen? She's going
to be a hungover. Yes, yesterday, after we did the
gifts and she was very happy my Mecca picks, Oh
(06:02):
went down well, Charlotte Tilbury travel glow kits with complimentary headband.
I'm so excited by the headband. I could have said
quite a bit of money and just made my own
headband and just written on there, charlet Tillbury, how did
your poem go down?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yesterday we were talking about how I don't have a
pen license because I didn't have any again. Yeah, she kept
stumbling over if you've ever seen my handwriting? So it
ruined it a bit.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She was like, I couldn't read it, goes what's that
word there? Twice I went.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
On shovel dove, I'll have a look at it later
and I texted to you and then she goes, do
you know what? Can we go for drive? And we
don't get to do this any morning because she can
drive herself. I thought, oh, this is really nice. Then
I realized there was the one reason we were going
to Dan Murphy's to get booths the money man, to
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get booze for the party. Yesterday evening, And I'm telling
you what my nineteenth was, cheat side on a park bench,
not apparol sprits.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Fancy the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yesterday, I had to go to the most terrifying place
on earth, the op shops. I had a whole but
no the ones around my way, Patsy, they are fearsome volunteers.
I had a card boot, second one in the last
seven days of stuff, and my wife had stitched me up.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I just picked it all up. She said, can you
take this to the salvos?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
There was just six badminton rackets, a game I've never
known any of us play.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I don't even know how.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
We got sixyx mint condition badminton rackets, a game I've
never played since he moved here. The kids haven't, and
my wife has that. How have we got badminton rackets?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Six of them?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And there was just loads of other just a lot
of stuff, a pair of mint nish and crutches as well,
the old timey they're manning it eyes that are oh
my god, catn it. Oh those about the customers, and
then you know those big long sort of pasta jars.
Oh yeah, got so many? You have way too many.
(08:25):
My wife could just dump a load of those and
forgotten to empty them. So some chuck it in the bin.
One of them has got loads of pastoring. One of
them is filled up with flower that just opened up
into the bin. And then then he goes, whoas that flowers?
I was like a chemical agent, I agree.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And I was just like, oh goddamn wife.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
And they asked very stern.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
They I was so nervous, I was approaching. I dropped.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
From there, Patsy, how was your your day yesterday? What
did you get up to?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Was humiliated yesterday? I do have a rather nasty stye
on my eye.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh yeah, we've all seen it.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, excuse me. Anyway, I pink the kite, so do
not called it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I came as small and they were like pinky stin
com pants, pink stinky pants.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So I grow up, guys.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I had to get some antibodic ointment at the chemist
that the doctor had prescribed me. Anyway, I got it
filled yesterday and the assistant came back and I wasn't
clear because the stye is kind of on the bottom
lip but inside I wasn't sure if I could actually
like pull the eye down put like how to I
I am, basically, and so I said, oh, can I
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put this? Should I put this right around the eye?
Where should I put it? It's not on the instructions.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Anyway, you wouldn't put it right around the eye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
But this is the thing because the stye is on
the inside.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Three inches under the eye.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
So I can't fuse it apply it to the sty
but I try. This is it because it's on the inside.
So I wasn't clear exactly where to put it.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Like it's all mean.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I think you could take a random guess, madam that
it's going to be applied to the wound or thing anyway.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
So these tablets are get me. I swallowed them.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
No, they're annointment. They're annoyingment. It's annoytment, a little tube
of ointment. And I didn't know how to use it.
And the assistant thought that she would just like yell
out across the pharmacy.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Hey, David, Oh yeah, why'd they do that?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Ah yeah, this woman with the big sty on her eye.
I'm just standing here.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm thinking, I'm standing here, everyone's looking.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
At me, and you are a local celebrity there hard
But she's like.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, the woman with the start, Yeah, yeah, the stye
on the yep, that big style.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Old least the left di Lopez here.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
How do you where do you want it to put it? Yeah,
it's a big one yep. I'm thinking, oh my.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Lord, seriously, we got any jousting sticks before they got.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
To cry or castle this week and that medieval festival
that we can lance it.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Thank goodness, I didn't have like piles or something.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And she was like screaming, I've gone in to get
appointment for that, right, And the guy is sort of going,
do you know where to apply this? And he goes
is this for you? And I'm afraid to say that
I lied and when it's for my wife? And he
looked at me like, really that is cold for your wife.
(11:40):
That's what we're going with, is it, sir?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, she got terrible piles.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I love my job here in Australia.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
However, when it's the ashes, it can be all of
a sudden, Hey you're one of us.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Now, you're one of us.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Now suddenly all disappears to buy the army, shove it.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
We're going to smash the ponds. Are they taking me thirteen?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Give us thirteen.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
By the way, they've given it to us for a
good reason, probably brought more tickets fair where the fans
and is right it is an Australian. Yes, Australian.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
They're gonna and those pommies with the pale skin are
going to bake in that bay thirteen.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's no about that where we where we slip slopping
around in lager, forty odd thousand are coming over.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yeah, that is a lie.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I was just saying to Rio a fair. Actually, there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
There's no comparison in any other sport that can really
come close to the rivalry, the history, the insanity of
the ashes.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's something else, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And it's like forty days of intense rivalry, competition. And
for the barme Army drinking it is an incredible I've
been there with that.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Bar Army and I'm not sure I'm having a drink, but.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That is it's like a band on tour. They started
like eight in the morning. They've got their own songs.
It's someone should make a documentary about the barn arm
It's nuts.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
It's a bigger athletic feat for them really because for
day contrition and.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Another detail last week that ranging from ages three to
eighty five?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Who's taking a three year roll? Who's putting a three
year old at the homey with thirteen?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's a ballpit, it's a crash for the junior pomp fans.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
The three to seven year old to the next couple
of weeks could be quite tough on it.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
For me, it's going to be some tension in the team.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
There's going to be tension in the team, tension between
me and the listeners as well.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yeah, out on the street, one loan.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Englishman on breakfast radio in.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
This country Christian, it is John Laws state funeral today
it is and the winner of the back of Up
Cup is driving the hearse Oh all right, so time
now for this week's extreme opinions. Extreme opinions. Just one there,
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extreme opinions. I'll give you an extreme opinion. If you
start saying, oh, two more sleeps ago and you're over
the age of ten, that isn't right. Who did that
this morning at six o'clock on Sport Just two more
sleeps to go? Can you believe it? Yes? When adults,
you're grown house man, you don't start counting sleeps unless
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you're a child.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
At Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You're doing the news, mate, you're doing the news Christmas.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I'm with Alex on this one. It's a much more
It's an easier way to know how.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Two days ago into the ashes sleep two.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Days Fridays, two days Saturday.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
In a world of children, two more nights exactly two
days ago. Here you two days time not too sleep.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Anything that could mean anything real?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What's your extreme opinion other than we're going to lose.
His first test is what he said to me earlier.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
I believe that rock concerts or rock content that should
have an intermission like they do at musicals him here.
I have two reasons. One, it allows you time to
go and get more drinks, because sometimes you have to
wait until you have a song that.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now the moment they go some new stuff. Now that's
when you go to okay, i'll skip this one out.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
We have to sprint. But then also, and I found
this at Oasis, everyone around me was busting to go
to the loo with about three or four songs to
go because you've held on you don't want to miss anything,
so you're busting your bus points and then it's a
mad rush to the bathroom. We had an intermission it's
very civilized. You can go get a chock top, get
some beers, go to the loop. We come back refreshed
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for the exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I also think they should have rock concerts matinee performances.
They do music again, the world of musicals does this.
What's wrong with a three or four o'clock little gig?
Speaker 11 (15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I love a tour that's in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh my god, in bed bus seven happy they're getting older.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Now that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You're not telling me Oasis wouldn't have preferred of a
matinee performance, but in midle aged dudes.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Now you know what, there's something in that. Yes, we
should start a business.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yes, let's start matinee rock tors.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
I'm all for the intermission because I can't stand it
when people are constantly getting up to go and get
a drink, and then you've got to stand up.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry, there's a shuffle pass.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Whereas if you had that in the middle, I agree Rio,
it'd be like everyone's settled, Okay, everyone's here. Let's just
enjoy the show with no interruption.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Or can I just say this because you're right, even
though if you go to the AO it's a pain
when there's some tense action going on and there are
people go into the drinks and getting their pins and
all that. They should have chair service. You're not doing
gold class your seat number, and you said what snacks
and drinks you want? They may actually make more money
that way as well. Yes, And then a special kind
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of funnel, a dignity funnel would come over your lap.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
That excuse me.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No one could see what you were doing. The chair
you're on becomes a come out.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
It's fine because of the dignity.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Dignified.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Then sat in a chair at the g with it
peeing into my dignity tunnel curtain gets a wizard of
curtain the curtain there all right? What is your extreme opinion?
Send yours? O four seventy five three one O four three.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I just I cannot believe the team have done this.
I was just wandering out to the producers just now
and they're in one of the recordings shoes here making
a song about Pats's stye on, sorry Pats, and I'm
playing this to shame them. So, guys, he's a team member.
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Make the whole Caribbean band in there.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Someone that's fun.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Time. I'm here for it. It's been not the musical hour, Christian.
My extreme opinion, Who the hell is having a chop
chop at a rock concert? Like Rio said, good point.
Actually I missed that.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
We should start new Extreme opinion normal life.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
No, no wonder you're saying how many seats ago and
you're having a chalk top daddy, Please let me have one.
I will be able to go to sleep. Christian. Why
don't they split rock concerts into quarters like the footy?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Oh that's a great.
Speaker 12 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Then I like some sort of coach comes on stage
starts talking about band formation with that board up, you know,
telling Steve van Zant in the street Man and Nils
Loft going to work a bit harder, move the formation around,
bring a couple of people and members off the subs bench.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
This is a good idea.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
They should let runners come on stage to give them
drinks as well, with that little squeaky water bottle they
have oranges.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Goddess.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Email came in overnight from one of our podcast listeners,
Luke McGuire. Christian, I'm not sure where this fits in
on the show, but I had to share this story
listen this This show is all stories. You don't need
to worry about them fitting in. This is an incredible story.
The subject heading lasagna incident or hook.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
My father in law works with.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The guy came into the office the other day with
a lot of bandaging on his neck. Turns out he's
cooking with his wife. They have a double stack oven,
you know, the two on top. He went low to
get the garlic bred out. She went high to get
the lasagna out. The wife dropped the lasagnya on the
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back of his head and neck.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know that's been the other what half an hour?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
At least one eighty I'm guessing you've got to go
anything else you're mucking around with lasagna. It won't get
through right to the core those sheets. One eighty at least,
depending on course of it's fan assisted molten che and
meat and it's stick. He had to go to hospital
and poor guy skin graft. Oh my, I mean, could
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they not called off some of the lasagna's sheets.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
This pressed it onto it and dry.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I need you get peckish this peel a bit of
skin off and have a little bit, you know, Sanya
the beher male skin chanks Luke McGuire, what a story,
you know what?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
That would be scoldingly hot?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No, no, no, poor got a skin graft. It melted
his skin.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yea. He went low to get the garlet bread. She
went high to get the lasagna. It's an incredible story.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's one of the greatest stories ever told in life.
Sometimes one goes low, one goes high. You're going for
the garlet bread? Did they finished that? The sandy before
calling zero?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
It's a.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
God got its bread is so good.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
If you're gonna have a witch emergency service you require
bloody hell, you always forget how good God it bread is. Sorry,
I've melted my skin. So today after seven food injuries,
I mean, I don't think you're going to get I
mean anything else gets in line behind skin graft from alagna,
the lasagna incident? What is your food incident for us today?
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Give me a call The.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Christian my extreame opinion.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
If you're over twenty and riding a BMX bike, you're
probably a criminal of some sort.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Thank you, Adam. Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
When I turned forty, my wife thought would be a
nice surprise that the best Christmas gift I've got when
I was thirteen was a BMX bike Silver, Amoco, Chro, Mags, Mushroom,
Oakley grips. Bmxs will know what I'm talking out. My
wife tracked that exact bike down, surprised when my fortier
I sold it with after a week. I so cled
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it around and caught my own reflection a shop window
grown ass man on a BMX bike, and Adam was right.
I felt like a criminal, and that's not the line
for me. I saw two pass ahead of me, guys,
and I chose life and love and a life of
crime on a BFx bike making a slow getaway through
these states.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That and skateboards as well.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yes, and also I saw a guy the other day
wallet chain. Oh no, no, remember back in the day,
I never did it myself, but you didn't judge, Do
you remember?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It was yeah, yeah, should we bring it back?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Cargo pants and bullet.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Johnson at a C d S. The other night.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I had a chain out of his back pocket that
sort of look yeah, yeah, look cool on him though,
I'll say.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Bring it back, I say, I dream of cargo pants
coming back.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
They're very comfy.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
They're still my kids.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
They always laugh at some of the old photos when
they were younger.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
They're always like, what are those pants? Cargo pants? Baggy
with like massive pockets, so bad huge, And there was
like one pocket that was beneath me.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And if you put it warrant in there all that
I was bound around too.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You ran, Christian. There's voice of breaking today, isn't it? Christian?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
My extreme opinion, why do people have coffee when they're driving?
It is not necessary and people should be concentrating on
no liquids. Christian talking about food injuries, this is insane.
I got a piece of chicken stuck in my throat.
I could breathe, but couldn't swallow. I had to be
admitted hospital and I tried everything. They actually, in the
(23:58):
end knocked me out and surgically remove its terrific.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
At least you could breathe, which is goodah yeah, but
not swallow.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
It's awful.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I didn't know that could happened. Chovy bone stuck in
my throat once.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Chov ty.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Fingernail that throat of yours, mister Sydney sid has got
weak throat.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's a really annoying spot. Though I had to rig Christian.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I was studying at R I R M I t
UNI in two thousand. My friends, when I went to
Chinatown for lunch, I was eating a bowl of chili soup.
A noodle fell out, splashed chili water hash oil in
my eye. I had to go back to class with
red eyes. A little bit of milk and blinking helped
sue the pain.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Hey, Patsy, you got your big stars milk.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Feeling that the stye has bench's not mentioned as stein
till suddenly she's got a driving challenge Bury Australians.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Pat commons got so tummy loosy ashes give us back
on Bay thirteen.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Here we go, here Megan, welcome to the show. Good morning, Hi,
how I I'm good? So tell us about your food injury.
What happened?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
My mother years ago spilled a boiling hot coffee in
her crutch. Oh my what and had to have skin
grafts put on her region and the inner of her thighs. Hell,
it was a very long recovery.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What was that guy just saying about driving with coffee?
Speaker 13 (25:45):
She was a passenger. She was a passenger, but basically
spilled a thermous of coffee in her last Yeah, rushed
to hospital with skin draft so not nice.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Yeah, no, one.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Knows what to say because of the nature of the injuries, region,
the area, the zone. Not good no, no, no, agree,
not good no, just respect. Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet
she was well. Actually think she wasn't so much pain.
Speaker 13 (26:18):
Oh it was so bad, like she had to have
like seaweed put on there from god knows where, like
apparently that's the only thing to stop the pain.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Doctors in there like white gownss. There's go going. You
won't believe what's happened at the hospital. Oh god, seaweed.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Always love when you're breast fading cabbage leaves. If you
get mastatos, it's yes, it takes the they're brilliant. That's
what you use, is warm cabbage laves. So I guess
maybe it's.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Did the first person find that out?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
At some point someone discovers that mucking around with cabbage
leaves and nipples.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Anyway, amazing story. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Right now, and it's time for we're moving it.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Earlier because the backup cup demands to be at eight
prime time. What are those odds.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Believe it or not?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
What are the us you gotta be justhing me, like,
were you with Cheryl who.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Married a Hunt? Who was with a Cheryl you married
a Hunt as well?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All right? Every Wednesday on the show and it for
your stories of coincidence and chance, give us called lines
are open now thirteen fifty five twenty two. Last week
an incredible one by Shelley.
Speaker 14 (27:43):
About eight weeks ago. I had a really mixed up
day and I didn't end up going to my local Bunnies.
I went somewhere else and at the counter, the lady
said to me, oh, you've dropped your license. Turned it
over and she said it's not you any way, it's
a man. He's from crib Point And I said, oh,
point rote and she looked at me and she said yes,
and I said five point rote and she said yes.
(28:04):
And I burst since tears and I said that was
my family's home until my other diet now that it
was not. She his local Bunnings and it was not
my local Bunnings. And both of us ended up having
a mixed up day, and I did return the license
to him, but it was just incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
This an incredible story, though, and we got a brain
new one from Jeff the Posty good a.
Speaker 15 (28:25):
Christian and team Jeff the Posty Here, you're our second
official Sydney listener. About a month ago, I went and
got my watch fixed at a watchmaker to get the
battery changed. The gentleman changed the battery for me, handing
me the watch back, and I said to him, a sorry, mate,
what's the time? Just so I could set it? And
he said one thirty seven. So I looked at the
watch and watch was on one thirty seven. I said
(28:47):
to him, all, thanks very much, and he said, no,
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I didn't set the time.
Speaker 15 (28:51):
And I had a look in there as I said,
it was one thirty seven at the same time as
it was was when it ran out of the battery.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So I thought that was a bit weird.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
O'clock.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right twice a day, Pro Caitlin came in as if
we somehow cracked some sort of code. Live going you
got to play Jeff that don't listen to it, listen
to it live on it. It's insane to it's one
of the best ones we've ever had, the one thirty
seven story. Have you got here, Larnie? Good morning Larnie,
(29:26):
and welcome to the show. Hello Lannie, what's your what
are the odds? Story for us?
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Well?
Speaker 12 (29:31):
I got two because I rang in last week for
what of the Odds? And I was on hold waiting
to talk to you guys, and the phone call that
was answered was my cousin Shelley with her story about
the guy's license in Bunny.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We just replained it. It was an incredible story last week.
Speaker 12 (29:48):
That was my cousin and I heard that while I
was on hold.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Both of you are calling in at the same time. Here, Wow,
you got through now. So Larnie, what's your story for us?
Speaker 12 (30:01):
Well, I've been collecting my enad Byton books from my childhood.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh yeah, I still love those as a kid.
Speaker 12 (30:06):
I know, they're just so beautiful. And I got one
from a seller off Facebook in Western Australia and she
said there's an inscription in it, but otherwise, you know,
it's fine. I said, no, that's fine, So she sent it.
It was a famous five book and I opened it
up and had a name in it that was the
(30:27):
same name as a friend of mine from when I
was about ten. And then I turned the page and
I had to Sam from Lannie Happy Birthday. It was
Sam's book from Western Australia. She lives in Victoria. I
don't know how it got to Western Australia. Oh my,
but it was a book that i'd given her.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, this is the second.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
You remember the amazing one we had a couple of
months ago.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
But children's book.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, wow, what a story.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
It was pretty pretty creepy actually pretty Twilight Zone.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, famous five story, Yeah, yes, famously five look for
a book. And they did have basic titles like that.
It was most books. It was dodgy, gipsy stealing stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What's it?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
It always involved a cave of some descriptions and dodgy.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
Forest in an island and the forest and caravans like
you know, change.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Straight off with a significant clue.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I love reading those far away Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Hey, I'm so glad you got through. Thank you, Thank
you very much for sharing a story. All right, If
you've got any more, then stories about coincidence or chance,
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Christian O'Connell showed in what are the odds your stories
of coincidence and chance? Bernadette, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 16 (31:54):
Good day, Christian and team. How are we all?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
I'll be having a good week so far. What's your story?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I've got a.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Few, actually, well they're all the all the same subject.
But my parents got married in the January and had
their first child in the November. There's nineteen years difference
between the eldest and the youngest, and my mum was
forty two when she had her youngest child. I got
(32:20):
married in the November, sorry, in the January, had my
first child in the November. There's nineteen years difference between
the eldest and the youngest, and I was forty two
when I had my youngest.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh wow, that's a lot of odds.
Speaker 16 (32:35):
It is, But then there's a couple still to come.
I was six years old when my first nephew was born,
and my youngest was also six years old when his
first niece was born. And then to top it off,
both my parents.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
We believe them, We believe them. Incredible stuff. Bonadette, thank
you very much. Let's go to Jackie. Jackie, good boy, Jackie.
Thank yeah, I must have slipped there, Jackie. What's your
story for us?
Speaker 17 (33:03):
So on the eighteenth of March in twenty two thousand,
my husband and I went on our first date. Then
over the span of twenty years. We had got engaged
on the eighteenth of March, married on the eighteenth of March,
and then just by a pure chance, our divorce finalized
on the eighteenth of March in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh wow, that.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Is a significant day, the eighteenth of March.
Speaker 17 (33:32):
And then also my ex husband and my current husband
both have the same first name and middle name.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, what is that type? What's the first and middle.
Speaker 17 (33:43):
Name, Matthew James.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's easy to not get the name wrong, very easy.
Did you put that on your dating part file that
you had to be called Matthew James.
Speaker 17 (33:57):
I totally went out looking for that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Incredible stuff. Jackie brittan Stone, thank you very much for
your story.
Speaker 17 (34:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (34:06):
Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
The the other lady's still going through those odds, all right.
So when we come back, we got a quick outbreak.
When we come back, the back It Up Cup will begin.
So last week on the show, Patsy was saying she
finds it very irritating. You're driving along suddenly all the
traffic gets held up because some boso is taking like
nine goes to reverse into a parking spot.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Now we're not talking about powallel parking.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Today we're talking to the reverse in So Patsy said
that when a lot of you said no, the people
are jealous of that move just can't reverse very well.
Patsy said she'd be happy to go under pressure to
prove her incredible skills. So that's what's happening to you.
The next half an hour. Three listeners are coming in
saying they will beat Patsy. One thousand dollars is up
for grabs. A trophy, the first ever back it Up Cup,
(34:55):
that's gonna hate.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
Hey hey, hey, hey, so you better hurry up bend
Park Park Park till you did. The June can take
her role at the back it Up, Back it Up Cup.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I see how you're feeling. It's now coming up. It's
minutes away.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Very I'm feeling great.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
I have to say you relaxed, you, Louise.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I am shoulders down, feeling good, body feels great, raring
to go.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Now we have a driving instructor who is going to
be the adjudicator and mark this so it's completely fair.
It won't be real and I ree and I are
going to be down there commentating on the forward you
trying to see how you get into the next half
an hour now to make the steakes even higher, because actually,
when you're doing this in the real life, it's a
patch car partner. Are cars either side of that empty spot?
(35:42):
Are good friends at Mercedes Benz Berrick can give us
a thousand dollars to give to you every week the
call of the week, Australia's most awarded Mercedes Benz retailer
Mercedes ben Sparring. Now they know what it takes to
win a cup. See what they did, very very well.
How we we have two brand new Mercedes either side
(36:04):
of that empty spot. Please you're not hit the Mercedes'
the trying otherwise? Who will cost us five thousand? That's
the excess too. Had to sign up yesterday. See the
marster is going to be down there. I think she
wants to throw herself in front of that Mercedes. She
won't take the funny for the show, but she will
have for the client human barrier. Yes, that's right, Please
(36:24):
don't call through that all right, we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Next Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
We are now outside the building. We're down in the
car park where the backed up cup is about to
take part over the next twenty minutes, Pats and three listeners,
all reversing the best they can under the watchful eye
of real name, not made up. Eddie Montoya driving in
strikes a hell of a name. I'm pretty sure he
(36:53):
was the protagonist in Scarface anyways, Now who knew this
is what became of him? He's now a drive instructor
in Melbourne. Rio is in front of the parking spot
that they're going to be reversing into, flanked either side
of a very wide bay. Two beautiform Mercedes don't to
buy Mercedes Benz Berrick. Behind Rio are two cardboard cutouts,
(37:14):
one of Alex moved that one forward, move that one forward,
and me looking like a dodgy real estate agent. He
also when not buy an apartment from that guy or
buy a radio show from that guy? Either they've shoved
your legs off in the cutouts been applicated. All right,
so we're ready. We're ready for our first driver and contender.
(37:37):
It is Jane. Jane, how you feeling You're in yournavara?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Good luck, I'm in mode, yep, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Thank you, Jane, good luck.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I noticed that I've never seen a steering wheel that
has diamonds.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
On the wheel cover. This is tricked out and blinged out.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yeah, I love a bit of bling.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
I've tricked up my car as much as I can.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yep. Okay, in your own time, Jane, start the car
and then show us your skills.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Now Jane's got formed.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
She competes the fun at the weekend in full wheel
drive Championships. She's firing up the car. It is a
filthy looking bush beat.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
It's amaz.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Don't speak about shange that that would kind of trash
talking like that shovel on the roof. That what we
know before will drive victims. You cut her off. She's
getting that shot out all right. She's proceeding to rio now,
all right.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
She's approaching the roundabout of Doom, very steady, just across
the parking bay. She's now lining it up at I would.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Say, I say that is coming in tight left hand down, Jane.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
It is a tight angle. I'd say thirty degrees. She's
now backing into the spot. Now let's get a look
at the linement.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Great angle. Eddie, the driving instructor, is eyeing all this rio.
Ask Eddie, what does he make so far of Jane
Our first athlete looking good.
Speaker 18 (38:58):
Say, it's a good angles. It looks like even on
both sides, it looked like I did see her look
into a rear camera to help out. But you know
I'm a factor at all inmbath so far. Good job
in one movement.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Impressive. Okay, round of blouse for our first athlete today
in the Back It Up Cup, that's some Jane. Okay,
let's take a break. Then we'll come back with Penelope
Wayne and then pats will drive. Someone will be winning
one thousand dollars and the inaugural Back It Up Cup.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
If we're outside the radio station, the obligatory rent a crowd,
I don't even know where they are. I think they
think it's Fifi. We're out here for the Back It
Up Cup. One very large, very generous parking bay. Two
brand new Mercedes either side. We got two more contenders
to go. Then Patsy's going to go. It is the
(39:52):
Back It Up Cup? Who can reverse the best, who's
gonna win the one thousand dollars, who's gonna win the
amazing trophy? And Alex Boyl the way, no way, it's
going to be twenty two degrees today. It is bitterly
cold out here. Is that we're in winter? It's horrible
all right. Up next to this guy, Wayne, who was
the last one to call us Monday. Good morning Wayne,
Good morning Christian and crew.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Wayne? He seemed very very confident.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Your wife and your daughter Ruby think you're the one
who's going to win the cup.
Speaker 11 (40:19):
Yeah, it's easy, mate. I even brought the manual just
to show Patsy how to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Now, somebody has said, suspiciously, everybody else is in big cars.
You've come in a very very small basically a cown car.
I mean, do we think about bringing a bike in
or something.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Wayne, Well, I could have. I could have done it
on knee bike, but the small car. Lots of people
are living in these at the moment because of homelessness
and everything else. So I thought i'd make a point.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Good on your Wayne, Wayne, in your own time, Fire up,
good luck, Let's see if you can do the cup.
Good luck Wayne? Okay, Wayne is up next. Move forward
at your own speed. I was a bit tight so building,
he said, came Maverick.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
It is very quick, he's very speed.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
He's now backing up into the spot. All that looks crisp.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Beautiful use of the mirrors there as well. Textbook stuff,
textbook stuff. Eddie the driving instructor, who's the umpire for this?
Thumbs up? Well done, Wayne, very very strong stuff. Okay, Wayne,
if you move out the spot, let's bring on Penelope,
our thurn and and final contestant before Patsy comes up.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Penelope, how are you feeling so good?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
We've got this yep. And what are you gonna do
with your money? Oh?
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Gosh, probably spend it on a euro trip.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay, Uh, just have one thousand dollars to get you
to Europe. Might get you, may get you some other way. Penelope.
Good luck. Okay. Penelope is up now, slightly larger car
than Wayne. Again, quite quick coming around the bend here.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
I ain't wasting any time.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
They're not. They're all in a rush to get that
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Oh she's going straight towards our sound system. She's just
pulled off heavy on the break.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
That was.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Again though, very smooth technique, easy confident reversing from Penelope.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
Well it's a bit left hand side, all right.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
We don't need mansplaining going on here. Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
We will see that.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well done, Penelope, well done, all right. Now marking the
drivers out of five has been Eddie, the drive instructor.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Let's get the leader board.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, who was in third place?
Speaker 18 (42:39):
Impressive stuff there, I would say we're sitting pretty evenly.
Actually everyone's on four point five out of five. This
the first one. I deducted point just for the use
of the camera. Wayne just a little bit quick steering in,
but very good result in the end. And Pam just
(42:59):
that slightly uneven sorry, Penelope, just that slightly uneven at
the end, but it's still very impressive.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Four point five five Pats, right now, how do you
feel you've watched? Thank you Eddie.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
It's going to melk that character.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Five seconds of famous almost up Eddie, Pat, how you feel?
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I am feeling primed?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You think you can do five?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
You get the thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (43:25):
This yonda is going to take me right to the ground.
Watch and say, smooth as silk.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
It will be okay. All eyes are gonna be on
Pats next when we come back from this break. Pats
is driving in a spot trying to win the one
thousand dollars and the Back It Up Cup.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
We're almost at the ends of the first ever Back
It Up Cup. Three listeners have reversed very very well.
But right now Patsy's about to do it under pressure
trum and win one thousand dollars in the first ever
Back It Up Cup. All right, let's find out who
is in what position with Eddie, our driving instructor. Eddie
has been watching the drivers so far. Find out how Wayne,
(44:04):
Penelope and Jane got on Eddie. What are the scores
on the door?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Please?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
All right?
Speaker 18 (44:08):
So this is a little bit different and I'm not
used to judging people who are experienced drivers, so that
definitely made it a lot harder. But on the leaderboard
we got in third position. Pan Penelope, she did very well.
It was just more for the fact, just slightly uneven
and I have.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Not taken that news very well, mainly because it's the
second time you've called her Pan obviously got a thing
for ladies called Pan. Please try and be professional, Eddie. Okay,
So Penelope in third spot, she's furious, filthy, looks at
you right now?
Speaker 18 (44:40):
All right, And now this one was very tough with
coming with second position here, I have reconsidered about the
camera usage.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
So that is all fine. Jane got to you, did
she She's got that shovel on the top of that
bush pizza.
Speaker 18 (44:55):
But in this case, what I had to consider, I
had to imagine that I was in a parking lot
waiting behind this person. Both these people, and in second
place I have Jane. Unfortunately waiting. One just did come
in that much more smoother. It was a lot more crisp,
and that's why I've given him first position.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
In this very very gracious fist pumping from the ladies
from way. You haven't won it yet because Eddie, you
think you've seen driving meet Patsy. Patsy turn up this
beautiful car. It's been cleaned out as well. There's no
blood spatter anywhere from victims.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Patty, I'm feeling great, but you know it's tough competition.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
But I reckon I've got this in the bag.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Okay, let's wish a good luck to be on round
the blow. So the one and only Patrina Jones trying
to win the one thousand dollars in the backup cart.
Patsy good luck, I will stand back or should take
me out here she goes, I very own, miss Daisy.
Not messing around a bit of pace there.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Oh, I don't know if this is the right angle.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
I've never seen anyone take that angle so far. Actually,
I would say quite amateurish.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
Yeah, you'd be in the other parking super when she's driven.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
To dan Jonong where you can't we kin'd even see her.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
What speed is she going out? Snail in the World's
Last for the night news? Come on, Nana, put the
foot down, Eddie. If I'm behind backs, I'm ho.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
We got we gotta get to the eight thirty news.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Come on, we've come backwards in time.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
She's not even can't stick it out. She just she
just knocks me over.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
She had one goal here, not to win this background.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
She's taking me out.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I've hit the deck, the cardboard. Me has been flattened.
Here ugly scenes am of the kids as well, I
wrote the cast has rolled forward. Eddie instruct us just
put his head in his hands. Instant fell, instant fell. Okay, okay, Patsy,
come on coming out of the car. Just check it's
(47:11):
turned off and it's in park. Lights are on, Lights
are on, lights are on?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Are we talking about Patsy? Lights wrong?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
But U whoa sam that door? Then we've got some
road rage. Why's you beating over to me like that?
You just knocked me over round a poors of Patsy there? Awful, awful,
it all right, Eddie. Okay, tough choice now, but you
are independent judge, are adjudicated today, Eddie. Who is the
(47:39):
first ever winner?
Speaker 18 (47:42):
Okay, well it's easy to say in this instant it's
not Patsy. Oh and yeah, with that, our winner for
today will be Wayne.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Wayne is the first ever winner.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Give this man the trophy.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
He's the first ever winner of the Back It Up Cup. Congratulations,
been around a purse.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
For Wayne, Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Now, Wayne, you gotta very very important charity that you're
kind of going to donate this one thousand dollars on
a couple of weeks away from Christmas. But what are
you going to do? Tell us about this charity? You're
telling me earlier it's very important this tummy year.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:18):
So I work for Ways, which is a family violence
and homelessness charity in dandingh On. We support women leaving
family violence. We have women's refuse shelters, we have youth
shelters and everything else.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
That's Ways wayss That's where.
Speaker 11 (48:34):
The thousand dollars is going for.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
So it's the Ways.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Ah. It's beautiful. And if people want to find out
more about the charity and they want to donate and
support anyway, where do they go?
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Just go to www dot ways dot org dot AU.
As I said, we're based in danding On. We look
after all of Cardinia, Casey and everything else. We supported
twenty five thousand people last year in helping homes, staying homes.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Good only for doing that, You've got big heart, Wayne,
thank you very much. A deserved winner today for the
first ever back It Up Cup. And also what I've
noticed you on that very emotional speech you talk to
hasn't good off our phone. I saw your ruby.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
I've got a ruby as well. They give us nothing. Wayne.
The old man's just smashed this.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
She's just one thousand dollars, first of ever winning the
back of that cut. She's on there on the TikTok.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
There's something more interesting there right now.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Wayne is our winner for the backing Up Cut. Thanks,
thank you very much. Pam Slash Peneope and also Jane
as well, Eddie the driving struct as well.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Thank you very much for coming down.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
The Christian o'connall show podcast Tough Patty Close.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
They're all brilliant and Wayne is they were all brilliant
and sorry about your cardboard cutout.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Chris. You know I think you had one goal. It
wasn't to win the money. It was to take out
the cardboard cutout of me. Come on now, you hit
the only thing you did with accuracy or smashing black
cardboard cutout right at the back, right at the back.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
That was some park in there.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yes, it wasn't brilliant, wasn't it. Apart from the nbit.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
It was very, very slow and steady.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
It was like Excrucia slow gray safe.
Speaker 18 (50:16):
Now not for my.
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Your tickets are on sound now. Today is take take
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I didn't realize that. So we're looking for your monkey movies.
Monkey movies.
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Yeah, by the way, before we move on, some monkey
news scientists are baffled by a spike in monkey crimes
around the world Japan, the US, Brazil, Thailand, of all
reported and unusual surge in unrunning monkey behavior the past year.
I'm talking robberies committed by primates.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (50:56):
It sounds like a movie does well? Actually, I guess.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
All right, monkey movies, Dirty Rotten mandrels. Eminem loves a Chimp?
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Does he?
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Yeah? Yeah, he's got a new movie rapping with one
prime Eate mile mate.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
A Diary of a chimpy kid.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Oh that's gold class.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Have you ever seen the big chimps playing good Eyron?
Oh no, no, that's great movie. Any Gibbons Sunday, Oh god,
you got it? My friends, the gold Man's Back, Mike
Man's Back, and the Tom Cruise got any movie out
with them? That's right altogether? Now Mission Chin possible?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
You real? What have you got?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Monkey movies?
Speaker 7 (51:41):
The Curious Case of Bonobo Button?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
You got a mccarquan, then I wish I did.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Oh, at least some for the listeners, always saying on
the buffet, Gold, Banana Lands, Basic Bronze, this is a
good one.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
The Hunt for Red but Toba that is good gold,
The Apes of rat It's fine, yeah.
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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He just had a very strange half conversation with producer Caitlan.
That isn't news. It's the fact she goes up by
the way a chat the other day that if you
were dying whether or not i'd give you mouth to mouth,
I'm not the studio and I never found out the answer,
and so she's just going how would that even come up?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Alex has some breaking good sports news about Scotland. Massive.
Scotland is going off right now. They've just beate in
Denmark for to two to get into the World Cup.
That is shoes massive. They're not very familiar with top
flight international football Scotland and the World car.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
This is being massive first time in twenty eight years.
And there's this live then watch I'm watching it on YouTube.
There's this pub in Gladsgow. You cannot believe the same,
I mean the excuse me that always a deep fried
frog and to soccer will be up in Scotland. Well
the team will have to stop preparing by eating fruit
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for the first sume of their lives.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Now you don't get a lot of that up there,
you know.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Congratulations to Scotland. Amazing news all right, So time wasted
to day is monkey movies Openhewler Silver Back to the Future, Silva,
we brought a baboon.
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Reesss Christ Superstar.
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me laugh, Sharon, well done. Edward monkey has just pick
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so I'm sorry, Openhewler gold, all right?
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Who is winning?
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Who's off to the AO in January? For them and
three mates?
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Slider mispronunciation monkey hands?
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Goome On in Rio, Good Morning coome On and Alex
Morning Limey.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
She looks terrified.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'll cut it out.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Do you hear that? You heard that first warbbling news
story Freshwater Pole. She's inconfused by her own script.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I didn't write that one.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You don't write any of them.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Let me just hold up the Herald's sun bit closer
to my eyes.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Oh, you're on fire today, you got it.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I have my accelerator foot ready to go.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well that's already then you lost her foot ready to go.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
I've already said to a channel a year old country
cube as you back on the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yes, I'll be right, it'll be great, It'll be fair
and tasty.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So what we're talking about today is finally here. It
is the back it Up Cup. So the challenge that
of waits Patsy had eight and the three listeners who
are coming in reversing into a parking spot. Now, remember
yes and che was saying, to make this more like
the real world. When you're parking into the spot, there's
always cars other side. It's rare you get that sweet
thing where there's no cars there. So I thought, let's
(01:30):
see if our sponsors Mercedes Benz Barrack with loneness Mercedes Cars.
Yesterday there was a lot of resistance, rightly signed from
produca Kine and going, they're not going to do that.
There's just no way. The Mercedes are here, just shy
of a quarter of a million dollars worth of two
cars are parked either side of the empty spot you
(01:52):
need to reverse into.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yeah, well I hope you've got insurance.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I hear you a bit shifty about signing a waiver today.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Oh honestly, it was like I was signing away my
first born.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's like, well, ordery will be a deposit, she'll be
the property of Mercedes. Fence, we put your daughter down
as a dowery. Anyway, that's a s the boss would
sign off for this.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh, I haven't seen one of those forms before. Despite
my using radio.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's like, oh my lord, I'm basically selling my soul
to the devil.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Have you seen the trophy that's up for grabs?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I have not.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh, Mike, can we bring it in, but I'll be
holding it later on this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I believe now, I believe that Chres, your husband, and Audi,
your daughter have left messages as well.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Let's going to the love God, Chris.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I've got a backpatch in because I needed a drive
at a Jimmy Barnes at Montoni this weekend. But the
worry I have is because I'm actually the perfect reverse parker.
I'm the first time, every time guy. I just hope
that she doesn't think that she's a perfect reverse parker
by association.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What's he saying that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
What he's saying is clearly I don't know whacked in
the head. I can tell you now I am a
perfect reverse parker and I did better on my driving
license than he did on the test.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's go to passes doors now, Audrey.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
My money is on the listeners. Trust me, because I've
been in the car with her enough times to know
she bangs on about being some perfect driver. Although she
did get one hundred percent on her driving test. That
was actually the theory part. But anyway, I better back
her up because I need her to drive into a
party on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Both Chris and Audrey how bested interest. We can hear
the subtext of what they're saying.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh, now, come on, they know where they're Bread's buttered
Hateland just gave me the trophy.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Thanks, I'll take it now here I am.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That SIT's really good?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is it's a golden staring wheel.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It's fantastic. Look at that?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And so do you think you're going to be winning that?
And it's one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Makes per sent.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Even my wife again last night, was like, so perhaps
he's going to take one. Yeah, yes, so she can
be so happy driving away from here with a grand
in a back pocket.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
And a brand new being what are we doing? Merceides,
you don't win the car?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, no, no. If you're driving away and it you've
stolen it, you haven't won it. Two very different things.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Perhaps the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
At any moment you call it your story. She could
be one of one thousand dollars thanks to messanies Benz Beerrick,
who've been a partner of this show for seven years,
which is why it's lovely of them to donate the
cars and perhaps to give a shout out to BMW,
who don't chuck in a single cent of the show.
Just went that waver by the way. You know that
waiver it was if you mentioned rival brands, you get
immediately fired. Oh well back it up, cup, it's as
(04:59):
we wave off. That's a second team member. Where we're
waving off by the way, Rio during the show, see
you Jack, see it bats so close to national radio.
Patsy's so close. Put no cigar. Maybe see if your
friends at BMW will give you a lift home.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I see way to God, I'll show you all.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
What are you threatening us?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Threatening our family members of us? Benzar said he's bens yesterday, guys,
Lois is nineteenth one hundred percent. She likes all the
gifts I got. No receipts were needed. My god, that's
how you judge it. Keep the receipts and then they
get put in the bin or not. Yesterday was my daughter,
(05:39):
our youngest daughter's nineteenth birthday, and she had a party
yesterday evening that my wife and I were not invited to.
We're having the birthday dinner tonight. My wife yesterday goes
so do you think she's going to be hungover? Went
she's nineteen. What were you like at nineteen? She's going
to be a hungover. Yes, yesterday, after we did the
gifts and she was very happy my Mecca picks, Oh
(06:02):
went down well, Charlotte Tilbury travel glow kits with complimentary headband.
I'm so excited by the headband. I could have said
quite a bit of money and just made my own
headband and just written on there, charlet Tillbury, how did
your poem go down?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yesterday we were talking about how I don't have a
pen license because I didn't have any again. Yeah, she kept
stumbling over if you've ever seen my handwriting? So it
ruined it a bit.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She was like, I couldn't read it, goes what's that
word there? Twice I went.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
On shovel dove, I'll have a look at it later
and I texted to you and then she goes, do
you know what? Can we go for drive? And we
don't get to do this any morning because she can
drive herself. I thought, oh, this is really nice. Then
I realized there was the one reason we were going
to Dan Murphy's to get booths the money man, to
(07:02):
get booze for the party. Yesterday evening, And I'm telling
you what my nineteenth was, cheat side on a park bench,
not apparol sprits.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Fancy the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yesterday, I had to go to the most terrifying place
on earth, the op shops. I had a whole but
no the ones around my way, Patsy, they are fearsome volunteers.
I had a card boot, second one in the last
seven days of stuff, and my wife had stitched me up.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I just picked it all up. She said, can you
take this to the salvos?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
There was just six badminton rackets, a game I've never
known any of us play.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I don't even know how.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
We got sixyx mint condition badminton rackets, a game I've
never played since he moved here. The kids haven't, and
my wife has that. How have we got badminton rackets?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Six of them?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And there was just loads of other just a lot
of stuff, a pair of mint nish and crutches as well,
the old timey they're manning it eyes that are oh
my god, catn it. Oh those about the customers, and
then you know those big long sort of pasta jars.
Oh yeah, got so many? You have way too many.
(08:25):
My wife could just dump a load of those and
forgotten to empty them. So some chuck it in the bin.
One of them has got loads of pastoring. One of
them is filled up with flower that just opened up
into the bin. And then then he goes, whoas that flowers?
I was like a chemical agent, I agree.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And I was just like, oh goddamn wife.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
And they asked very stern.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
They I was so nervous, I was approaching. I dropped.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
From there, Patsy, how was your your day yesterday? What
did you get up to?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Was humiliated yesterday? I do have a rather nasty stye
on my eye.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh yeah, we've all seen it.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, excuse me. Anyway, I pink the kite, so do
not called it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I came as small and they were like pinky stin
com pants, pink stinky pants.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So I grow up, guys.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I had to get some antibodic ointment at the chemist
that the doctor had prescribed me. Anyway, I got it
filled yesterday and the assistant came back and I wasn't
clear because the stye is kind of on the bottom
lip but inside I wasn't sure if I could actually
like pull the eye down put like how to I
I am, basically, and so I said, oh, can I
(09:51):
put this? Should I put this right around the eye?
Where should I put it? It's not on the instructions.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Anyway, you wouldn't put it right around the eye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
But this is the thing because the stye is on
the inside.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Three inches under the eye.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
So I can't fuse it apply it to the sty
but I try. This is it because it's on the inside.
So I wasn't clear exactly where to put it.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Like it's all mean.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I think you could take a random guess, madam that
it's going to be applied to the wound or thing anyway.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
So these tablets are get me. I swallowed them.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
No, they're annointment. They're annoyingment. It's annoytment, a little tube
of ointment. And I didn't know how to use it.
And the assistant thought that she would just like yell
out across the pharmacy.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Hey, David, Oh yeah, why'd they do that?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Ah yeah, this woman with the big sty on her eye.
I'm just standing here.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm thinking, I'm standing here, everyone's looking.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
At me, and you are a local celebrity there hard
But she's like.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, the woman with the start, Yeah, yeah, the stye
on the yep, that big style.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Old least the left di Lopez here.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
How do you where do you want it to put it? Yeah,
it's a big one yep. I'm thinking, oh my.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Lord, seriously, we got any jousting sticks before they got.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
To cry or castle this week and that medieval festival
that we can lance it.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Thank goodness, I didn't have like piles or something.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And she was like screaming, I've gone in to get
appointment for that, right, And the guy is sort of going,
do you know where to apply this? And he goes
is this for you? And I'm afraid to say that
I lied and when it's for my wife? And he
looked at me like, really that is cold for your wife.
(11:40):
That's what we're going with, is it, sir?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, she got terrible piles.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I love my job here in Australia.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
However, when it's the ashes, it can be all of
a sudden, Hey you're one of us.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Now, you're one of us.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Now suddenly all disappears to buy the army, shove it.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
We're going to smash the ponds. Are they taking me thirteen?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Give us thirteen.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
By the way, they've given it to us for a
good reason, probably brought more tickets fair where the fans
and is right it is an Australian. Yes, Australian.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
They're gonna and those pommies with the pale skin are
going to bake in that bay thirteen.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's no about that where we where we slip slopping
around in lager, forty odd thousand are coming over.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yeah, that is a lie.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I was just saying to Rio a fair. Actually, there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
There's no comparison in any other sport that can really
come close to the rivalry, the history, the insanity of
the ashes.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's something else, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And it's like forty days of intense rivalry, competition. And
for the barme Army drinking it is an incredible I've
been there with that.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Bar Army and I'm not sure I'm having a drink, but.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That is it's like a band on tour. They started
like eight in the morning. They've got their own songs.
It's someone should make a documentary about the barn arm
It's nuts.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
It's a bigger athletic feat for them really because for
day contrition and.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Another detail last week that ranging from ages three to
eighty five?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Who's taking a three year roll? Who's putting a three
year old at the homey with thirteen?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's a ballpit, it's a crash for the junior pomp fans.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
The three to seven year old to the next couple
of weeks could be quite tough on it.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
For me, it's going to be some tension in the team.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
There's going to be tension in the team, tension between
me and the listeners as well.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yeah, out on the street, one loan.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Englishman on breakfast radio in.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
This country Christian, it is John Laws state funeral today
it is and the winner of the back of Up
Cup is driving the hearse Oh all right, so time
now for this week's extreme opinions. Extreme opinions. Just one there,
(14:09):
extreme opinions. I'll give you an extreme opinion. If you
start saying, oh, two more sleeps ago and you're over
the age of ten, that isn't right. Who did that
this morning at six o'clock on Sport Just two more
sleeps to go? Can you believe it? Yes? When adults,
you're grown house man, you don't start counting sleeps unless
(14:30):
you're a child.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
At Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You're doing the news, mate, you're doing the news Christmas.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I'm with Alex on this one. It's a much more
It's an easier way to know how.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Two days ago into the ashes sleep two.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Days Fridays, two days Saturday.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
In a world of children, two more nights exactly two
days ago. Here you two days time not too sleep.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Anything that could mean anything real?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What's your extreme opinion other than we're going to lose.
His first test is what he said to me earlier.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
I believe that rock concerts or rock content that should
have an intermission like they do at musicals him here.
I have two reasons. One, it allows you time to
go and get more drinks, because sometimes you have to
wait until you have a song that.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now the moment they go some new stuff. Now that's
when you go to okay, i'll skip this one out.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
We have to sprint. But then also, and I found
this at Oasis, everyone around me was busting to go
to the loo with about three or four songs to
go because you've held on you don't want to miss anything,
so you're busting your bus points and then it's a
mad rush to the bathroom. We had an intermission it's
very civilized. You can go get a chock top, get
some beers, go to the loop. We come back refreshed
(15:46):
for the exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I also think they should have rock concerts matinee performances.
They do music again, the world of musicals does this.
What's wrong with a three or four o'clock little gig?
Speaker 11 (15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I love a tour that's in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh my god, in bed bus seven happy they're getting older.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Now that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You're not telling me Oasis wouldn't have preferred of a
matinee performance, but in midle aged dudes.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Now you know what, there's something in that. Yes, we
should start a business.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yes, let's start matinee rock tors.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
I'm all for the intermission because I can't stand it
when people are constantly getting up to go and get
a drink, and then you've got to stand up.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry, there's a shuffle pass.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Whereas if you had that in the middle, I agree Rio,
it'd be like everyone's settled, Okay, everyone's here. Let's just
enjoy the show with no interruption.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Or can I just say this because you're right, even
though if you go to the AO it's a pain
when there's some tense action going on and there are
people go into the drinks and getting their pins and
all that. They should have chair service. You're not doing
gold class your seat number, and you said what snacks
and drinks you want? They may actually make more money
that way as well. Yes, And then a special kind
(17:01):
of funnel, a dignity funnel would come over your lap.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
That excuse me.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No one could see what you were doing. The chair
you're on becomes a come out.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
It's fine because of the dignity.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Dignified.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Then sat in a chair at the g with it
peeing into my dignity tunnel curtain gets a wizard of
curtain the curtain there all right? What is your extreme opinion?
Send yours? O four seventy five three one O four three.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I just I cannot believe the team have done this.
I was just wandering out to the producers just now
and they're in one of the recordings shoes here making
a song about Pats's stye on, sorry Pats, and I'm
playing this to shame them. So, guys, he's a team member.
(18:03):
Make the whole Caribbean band in there.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Someone that's fun.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Time. I'm here for it. It's been not the musical hour, Christian.
My extreme opinion, Who the hell is having a chop
chop at a rock concert? Like Rio said, good point.
Actually I missed that.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
We should start new Extreme opinion normal life.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
No, no wonder you're saying how many seats ago and
you're having a chalk top daddy, Please let me have one.
I will be able to go to sleep. Christian. Why
don't they split rock concerts into quarters like the footy?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Oh that's a great.
Speaker 12 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Then I like some sort of coach comes on stage
starts talking about band formation with that board up, you know,
telling Steve van Zant in the street Man and Nils
Loft going to work a bit harder, move the formation around,
bring a couple of people and members off the subs bench.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
This is a good idea.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
They should let runners come on stage to give them
drinks as well, with that little squeaky water bottle they
have oranges.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Goddess.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Email came in overnight from one of our podcast listeners,
Luke McGuire. Christian, I'm not sure where this fits in
on the show, but I had to share this story
listen this This show is all stories. You don't need
to worry about them fitting in. This is an incredible story.
The subject heading lasagna incident or hook.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
My father in law works with.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The guy came into the office the other day with
a lot of bandaging on his neck. Turns out he's
cooking with his wife. They have a double stack oven,
you know, the two on top. He went low to
get the garlic bred out. She went high to get
the lasagna out. The wife dropped the lasagnya on the
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back of his head and neck.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know that's been the other what half an hour?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
At least one eighty I'm guessing you've got to go
anything else you're mucking around with lasagna. It won't get
through right to the core those sheets. One eighty at least,
depending on course of it's fan assisted molten che and
meat and it's stick. He had to go to hospital
and poor guy skin graft. Oh my, I mean, could
(20:19):
they not called off some of the lasagna's sheets.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
This pressed it onto it and dry.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I need you get peckish this peel a bit of
skin off and have a little bit, you know, Sanya
the beher male skin chanks Luke McGuire, what a story,
you know what?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
That would be scoldingly hot?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No, no, no, poor got a skin graft. It melted
his skin.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yea. He went low to get the garlet bread. She
went high to get the lasagna. It's an incredible story.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's one of the greatest stories ever told in life.
Sometimes one goes low, one goes high. You're going for
the garlet bread? Did they finished that? The sandy before
calling zero?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
It's a.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
God got its bread is so good.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
If you're gonna have a witch emergency service you require
bloody hell, you always forget how good God it bread is. Sorry,
I've melted my skin. So today after seven food injuries,
I mean, I don't think you're going to get I
mean anything else gets in line behind skin graft from alagna,
the lasagna incident? What is your food incident for us today?
(21:41):
Give me a call The.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Christian my extreame opinion.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
If you're over twenty and riding a BMX bike, you're
probably a criminal of some sort.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Thank you, Adam. Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
When I turned forty, my wife thought would be a
nice surprise that the best Christmas gift I've got when
I was thirteen was a BMX bike Silver, Amoco, Chro, Mags, Mushroom,
Oakley grips. Bmxs will know what I'm talking out. My
wife tracked that exact bike down, surprised when my fortier
I sold it with after a week. I so cled
(22:16):
it around and caught my own reflection a shop window
grown ass man on a BMX bike, and Adam was right.
I felt like a criminal, and that's not the line
for me. I saw two pass ahead of me, guys,
and I chose life and love and a life of
crime on a BFx bike making a slow getaway through
these states.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That and skateboards as well.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yes, and also I saw a guy the other day
wallet chain. Oh no, no, remember back in the day,
I never did it myself, but you didn't judge, Do
you remember?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It was yeah, yeah, should we bring it back?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Cargo pants and bullet.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Johnson at a C d S. The other night.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I had a chain out of his back pocket that
sort of look yeah, yeah, look cool on him though,
I'll say.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Bring it back, I say, I dream of cargo pants
coming back.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
They're very comfy.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
They're still my kids.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
They always laugh at some of the old photos when
they were younger.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
They're always like, what are those pants? Cargo pants? Baggy
with like massive pockets, so bad huge, And there was
like one pocket that was beneath me.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And if you put it warrant in there all that
I was bound around too.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You ran, Christian. There's voice of breaking today, isn't it? Christian?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
My extreme opinion, why do people have coffee when they're driving?
It is not necessary and people should be concentrating on
no liquids. Christian talking about food injuries, this is insane.
I got a piece of chicken stuck in my throat.
I could breathe, but couldn't swallow. I had to be
admitted hospital and I tried everything. They actually, in the
(23:58):
end knocked me out and surgically remove its terrific.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
At least you could breathe, which is goodah yeah, but
not swallow.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
It's awful.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I didn't know that could happened. Chovy bone stuck in
my throat once.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Chov ty.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Fingernail that throat of yours, mister Sydney sid has got
weak throat.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's a really annoying spot. Though I had to rig Christian.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I was studying at R I R M I t
UNI in two thousand. My friends, when I went to
Chinatown for lunch, I was eating a bowl of chili soup.
A noodle fell out, splashed chili water hash oil in
my eye. I had to go back to class with
red eyes. A little bit of milk and blinking helped
sue the pain.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Hey, Patsy, you got your big stars milk.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Feeling that the stye has bench's not mentioned as stein
till suddenly she's got a driving challenge Bury Australians.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Pat commons got so tummy loosy ashes give us back
on Bay thirteen.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Here we go, here Megan, welcome to the show. Good morning, Hi,
how I I'm good? So tell us about your food injury.
What happened?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
My mother years ago spilled a boiling hot coffee in
her crutch. Oh my what and had to have skin
grafts put on her region and the inner of her thighs. Hell,
it was a very long recovery.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What was that guy just saying about driving with coffee?
Speaker 13 (25:45):
She was a passenger. She was a passenger, but basically
spilled a thermous of coffee in her last Yeah, rushed
to hospital with skin draft so not nice.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Yeah, no, one.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Knows what to say because of the nature of the injuries, region,
the area, the zone. Not good no, no, no, agree,
not good no, just respect. Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet
she was well. Actually think she wasn't so much pain.
Speaker 13 (26:18):
Oh it was so bad, like she had to have
like seaweed put on there from god knows where, like
apparently that's the only thing to stop the pain.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Doctors in there like white gownss. There's go going. You
won't believe what's happened at the hospital. Oh god, seaweed.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Always love when you're breast fading cabbage leaves. If you
get mastatos, it's yes, it takes the they're brilliant. That's
what you use, is warm cabbage laves. So I guess
maybe it's.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Did the first person find that out?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
At some point someone discovers that mucking around with cabbage
leaves and nipples.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Anyway, amazing story. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Right now, and it's time for we're moving it.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Earlier because the backup cup demands to be at eight
prime time. What are those odds.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Believe it or not?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
What are the us you gotta be justhing me, like,
were you with Cheryl who.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Married a Hunt? Who was with a Cheryl you married
a Hunt as well?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All right? Every Wednesday on the show and it for
your stories of coincidence and chance, give us called lines
are open now thirteen fifty five twenty two. Last week
an incredible one by Shelley.
Speaker 14 (27:43):
About eight weeks ago. I had a really mixed up
day and I didn't end up going to my local Bunnies.
I went somewhere else and at the counter, the lady
said to me, oh, you've dropped your license. Turned it
over and she said it's not you any way, it's
a man. He's from crib Point And I said, oh,
point rote and she looked at me and she said yes,
and I said five point rote and she said yes.
(28:04):
And I burst since tears and I said that was
my family's home until my other diet now that it
was not. She his local Bunnings and it was not
my local Bunnings. And both of us ended up having
a mixed up day, and I did return the license
to him, but it was just incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
This an incredible story, though, and we got a brain
new one from Jeff the Posty good a.
Speaker 15 (28:25):
Christian and team Jeff the Posty Here, you're our second
official Sydney listener. About a month ago, I went and
got my watch fixed at a watchmaker to get the
battery changed. The gentleman changed the battery for me, handing
me the watch back, and I said to him, a sorry, mate,
what's the time? Just so I could set it? And
he said one thirty seven. So I looked at the
watch and watch was on one thirty seven. I said
(28:47):
to him, all, thanks very much, and he said, no,
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I didn't set the time.
Speaker 15 (28:51):
And I had a look in there as I said,
it was one thirty seven at the same time as
it was was when it ran out of the battery.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So I thought that was a bit weird.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
O'clock.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right twice a day, Pro Caitlin came in as if
we somehow cracked some sort of code. Live going you
got to play Jeff that don't listen to it, listen
to it live on it. It's insane to it's one
of the best ones we've ever had, the one thirty
seven story. Have you got here, Larnie? Good morning Larnie,
(29:26):
and welcome to the show. Hello Lannie, what's your what
are the odds? Story for us?
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Well?
Speaker 12 (29:31):
I got two because I rang in last week for
what of the Odds? And I was on hold waiting
to talk to you guys, and the phone call that
was answered was my cousin Shelley with her story about
the guy's license in Bunny.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We just replained it. It was an incredible story last week.
Speaker 12 (29:48):
That was my cousin and I heard that while I
was on hold.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Both of you are calling in at the same time. Here, Wow,
you got through now. So Larnie, what's your story for us?
Speaker 12 (30:01):
Well, I've been collecting my enad Byton books from my childhood.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh yeah, I still love those as a kid.
Speaker 12 (30:06):
I know, they're just so beautiful. And I got one
from a seller off Facebook in Western Australia and she
said there's an inscription in it, but otherwise, you know,
it's fine. I said, no, that's fine, So she sent it.
It was a famous five book and I opened it
up and had a name in it that was the
(30:27):
same name as a friend of mine from when I
was about ten. And then I turned the page and
I had to Sam from Lannie Happy Birthday. It was
Sam's book from Western Australia. She lives in Victoria. I
don't know how it got to Western Australia. Oh my,
but it was a book that i'd given her.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, this is the second.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
You remember the amazing one we had a couple of
months ago.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
But children's book.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, wow, what a story.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
It was pretty pretty creepy actually pretty Twilight Zone.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, famous five story, Yeah, yes, famously five look for
a book. And they did have basic titles like that.
It was most books. It was dodgy, gipsy stealing stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What's it?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
It always involved a cave of some descriptions and dodgy.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
Forest in an island and the forest and caravans like
you know, change.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Straight off with a significant clue.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I love reading those far away Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Hey, I'm so glad you got through. Thank you, Thank
you very much for sharing a story. All right, If
you've got any more, then stories about coincidence or chance,
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Christian O'Connell showed in what are the odds your stories
of coincidence and chance? Bernadette, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 16 (31:54):
Good day, Christian and team. How are we all?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
I'll be having a good week so far. What's your story?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I've got a.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Few, actually, well they're all the all the same subject.
But my parents got married in the January and had
their first child in the November. There's nineteen years difference
between the eldest and the youngest, and my mum was
forty two when she had her youngest child. I got
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married in the November, sorry, in the January, had my
first child in the November. There's nineteen years difference between
the eldest and the youngest, and I was forty two
when I had my youngest.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh wow, that's a lot of odds.
Speaker 16 (32:35):
It is, But then there's a couple still to come.
I was six years old when my first nephew was born,
and my youngest was also six years old when his
first niece was born. And then to top it off,
both my parents.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
We believe them, We believe them. Incredible stuff. Bonadette, thank
you very much. Let's go to Jackie. Jackie, good boy, Jackie.
Thank yeah, I must have slipped there, Jackie. What's your
story for us?
Speaker 17 (33:03):
So on the eighteenth of March in twenty two thousand,
my husband and I went on our first date. Then
over the span of twenty years. We had got engaged
on the eighteenth of March, married on the eighteenth of March,
and then just by a pure chance, our divorce finalized
on the eighteenth of March in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh wow, that.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Is a significant day, the eighteenth of March.
Speaker 17 (33:32):
And then also my ex husband and my current husband
both have the same first name and middle name.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, what is that type? What's the first and middle.
Speaker 17 (33:43):
Name, Matthew James.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's easy to not get the name wrong, very easy.
Did you put that on your dating part file that
you had to be called Matthew James.
Speaker 17 (33:57):
I totally went out looking for that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Incredible stuff. Jackie brittan Stone, thank you very much for
your story.
Speaker 17 (34:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (34:06):
Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
The the other lady's still going through those odds, all right.
So when we come back, we got a quick outbreak.
When we come back, the back It Up Cup will begin.
So last week on the show, Patsy was saying she
finds it very irritating. You're driving along suddenly all the
traffic gets held up because some boso is taking like
nine goes to reverse into a parking spot.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Now we're not talking about powallel parking.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Today we're talking to the reverse in So Patsy said
that when a lot of you said no, the people
are jealous of that move just can't reverse very well.
Patsy said she'd be happy to go under pressure to
prove her incredible skills. So that's what's happening to you.
The next half an hour. Three listeners are coming in
saying they will beat Patsy. One thousand dollars is up
for grabs. A trophy, the first ever back it Up Cup,
(34:55):
that's gonna hate.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
Hey hey, hey, hey, so you better hurry up bend
Park Park Park till you did. The June can take
her role at the back it Up, Back it Up Cup.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I see how you're feeling. It's now coming up. It's
minutes away.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Very I'm feeling great.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
I have to say you relaxed, you, Louise.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I am shoulders down, feeling good, body feels great, raring
to go.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Now we have a driving instructor who is going to
be the adjudicator and mark this so it's completely fair.
It won't be real and I ree and I are
going to be down there commentating on the forward you
trying to see how you get into the next half
an hour now to make the steakes even higher, because actually,
when you're doing this in the real life, it's a
patch car partner. Are cars either side of that empty spot?
(35:42):
Are good friends at Mercedes Benz Berrick can give us
a thousand dollars to give to you every week the
call of the week, Australia's most awarded Mercedes Benz retailer
Mercedes ben Sparring. Now they know what it takes to
win a cup. See what they did, very very well.
How we we have two brand new Mercedes either side
(36:04):
of that empty spot. Please you're not hit the Mercedes'
the trying otherwise? Who will cost us five thousand? That's
the excess too. Had to sign up yesterday. See the
marster is going to be down there. I think she
wants to throw herself in front of that Mercedes. She
won't take the funny for the show, but she will
have for the client human barrier. Yes, that's right, Please
(36:24):
don't call through that all right, we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Next Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
We are now outside the building. We're down in the
car park where the backed up cup is about to
take part over the next twenty minutes, Pats and three listeners,
all reversing the best they can under the watchful eye
of real name, not made up. Eddie Montoya driving in
strikes a hell of a name. I'm pretty sure he
(36:53):
was the protagonist in Scarface anyways, Now who knew this
is what became of him? He's now a drive instructor
in Melbourne. Rio is in front of the parking spot
that they're going to be reversing into, flanked either side
of a very wide bay. Two beautiform Mercedes don't to
buy Mercedes Benz Berrick. Behind Rio are two cardboard cutouts,
(37:14):
one of Alex moved that one forward, move that one forward,
and me looking like a dodgy real estate agent. He
also when not buy an apartment from that guy or
buy a radio show from that guy? Either they've shoved
your legs off in the cutouts been applicated. All right,
so we're ready. We're ready for our first driver and contender.
(37:37):
It is Jane. Jane, how you feeling You're in yournavara?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Good luck, I'm in mode, yep, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Thank you, Jane, good luck.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I noticed that I've never seen a steering wheel that
has diamonds.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
On the wheel cover. This is tricked out and blinged out.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yeah, I love a bit of bling.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
I've tricked up my car as much as I can.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yep. Okay, in your own time, Jane, start the car
and then show us your skills.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Now Jane's got formed.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
She competes the fun at the weekend in full wheel
drive Championships. She's firing up the car. It is a
filthy looking bush beat.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
It's amaz.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Don't speak about shange that that would kind of trash
talking like that shovel on the roof. That what we
know before will drive victims. You cut her off. She's
getting that shot out all right. She's proceeding to rio now,
all right.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
She's approaching the roundabout of Doom, very steady, just across
the parking bay. She's now lining it up at I would.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Say, I say that is coming in tight left hand down, Jane.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
It is a tight angle. I'd say thirty degrees. She's
now backing into the spot. Now let's get a look
at the linement.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Great angle. Eddie, the driving instructor, is eyeing all this rio.
Ask Eddie, what does he make so far of Jane
Our first athlete looking good.
Speaker 18 (38:58):
Say, it's a good angles. It looks like even on
both sides, it looked like I did see her look
into a rear camera to help out. But you know
I'm a factor at all inmbath so far. Good job
in one movement.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Impressive. Okay, round of blouse for our first athlete today
in the Back It Up Cup, that's some Jane. Okay,
let's take a break. Then we'll come back with Penelope
Wayne and then pats will drive. Someone will be winning
one thousand dollars and the inaugural Back It Up Cup.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
If we're outside the radio station, the obligatory rent a crowd,
I don't even know where they are. I think they
think it's Fifi. We're out here for the Back It
Up Cup. One very large, very generous parking bay. Two
brand new Mercedes either side. We got two more contenders
to go. Then Patsy's going to go. It is the
(39:52):
Back It Up Cup? Who can reverse the best, who's
gonna win the one thousand dollars, who's gonna win the
amazing trophy? And Alex Boyl the way, no way, it's
going to be twenty two degrees today. It is bitterly
cold out here. Is that we're in winter? It's horrible
all right. Up next to this guy, Wayne, who was
the last one to call us Monday. Good morning Wayne,
Good morning Christian and crew.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Wayne? He seemed very very confident.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Your wife and your daughter Ruby think you're the one
who's going to win the cup.
Speaker 11 (40:19):
Yeah, it's easy, mate. I even brought the manual just
to show Patsy how to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Now, somebody has said, suspiciously, everybody else is in big cars.
You've come in a very very small basically a cown car.
I mean, do we think about bringing a bike in
or something.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Wayne, Well, I could have. I could have done it
on knee bike, but the small car. Lots of people
are living in these at the moment because of homelessness
and everything else. So I thought i'd make a point.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Good on your Wayne, Wayne, in your own time, Fire up,
good luck, Let's see if you can do the cup.
Good luck Wayne? Okay, Wayne is up next. Move forward
at your own speed. I was a bit tight so building,
he said, came Maverick.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
It is very quick, he's very speed.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
He's now backing up into the spot. All that looks crisp.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Beautiful use of the mirrors there as well. Textbook stuff,
textbook stuff. Eddie the driving instructor, who's the umpire for this?
Thumbs up? Well done, Wayne, very very strong stuff. Okay, Wayne,
if you move out the spot, let's bring on Penelope,
our thurn and and final contestant before Patsy comes up.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Penelope, how are you feeling so good?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
We've got this yep. And what are you gonna do
with your money? Oh?
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Gosh, probably spend it on a euro trip.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay, Uh, just have one thousand dollars to get you
to Europe. Might get you, may get you some other way. Penelope.
Good luck. Okay. Penelope is up now, slightly larger car
than Wayne. Again, quite quick coming around the bend here.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
I ain't wasting any time.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
They're not. They're all in a rush to get that
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Oh she's going straight towards our sound system. She's just
pulled off heavy on the break.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
That was.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Again though, very smooth technique, easy confident reversing from Penelope.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
Well it's a bit left hand side, all right.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
We don't need mansplaining going on here. Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
We will see that.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well done, Penelope, well done, all right. Now marking the
drivers out of five has been Eddie, the drive instructor.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Let's get the leader board.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, who was in third place?
Speaker 18 (42:39):
Impressive stuff there, I would say we're sitting pretty evenly.
Actually everyone's on four point five out of five. This
the first one. I deducted point just for the use
of the camera. Wayne just a little bit quick steering in,
but very good result in the end. And Pam just
(42:59):
that slightly uneven sorry, Penelope, just that slightly uneven at
the end, but it's still very impressive.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Four point five five Pats, right now, how do you
feel you've watched? Thank you Eddie.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
It's going to melk that character.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Five seconds of famous almost up Eddie, Pat, how you feel?
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I am feeling primed?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You think you can do five?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
You get the thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (43:25):
This yonda is going to take me right to the ground.
Watch and say, smooth as silk.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
It will be okay. All eyes are gonna be on
Pats next when we come back from this break. Pats
is driving in a spot trying to win the one
thousand dollars and the Back It Up Cup.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
We're almost at the ends of the first ever Back
It Up Cup. Three listeners have reversed very very well.
But right now Patsy's about to do it under pressure
trum and win one thousand dollars in the first ever
Back It Up Cup. All right, let's find out who
is in what position with Eddie, our driving instructor. Eddie
has been watching the drivers so far. Find out how Wayne,
(44:04):
Penelope and Jane got on Eddie. What are the scores
on the door?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Please?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
All right?
Speaker 18 (44:08):
So this is a little bit different and I'm not
used to judging people who are experienced drivers, so that
definitely made it a lot harder. But on the leaderboard
we got in third position. Pan Penelope, she did very well.
It was just more for the fact, just slightly uneven
and I have.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Not taken that news very well, mainly because it's the
second time you've called her Pan obviously got a thing
for ladies called Pan. Please try and be professional, Eddie. Okay,
So Penelope in third spot, she's furious, filthy, looks at
you right now?
Speaker 18 (44:40):
All right, And now this one was very tough with
coming with second position here, I have reconsidered about the
camera usage.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
So that is all fine. Jane got to you, did
she She's got that shovel on the top of that
bush pizza.
Speaker 18 (44:55):
But in this case, what I had to consider, I
had to imagine that I was in a parking lot
waiting behind this person. Both these people, and in second
place I have Jane. Unfortunately waiting. One just did come
in that much more smoother. It was a lot more crisp,
and that's why I've given him first position.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
In this very very gracious fist pumping from the ladies
from way. You haven't won it yet because Eddie, you
think you've seen driving meet Patsy. Patsy turn up this
beautiful car. It's been cleaned out as well. There's no
blood spatter anywhere from victims.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Patty, I'm feeling great, but you know it's tough competition.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
But I reckon I've got this in the bag.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Okay, let's wish a good luck to be on round
the blow. So the one and only Patrina Jones trying
to win the one thousand dollars in the backup cart.
Patsy good luck, I will stand back or should take
me out here she goes, I very own, miss Daisy.
Not messing around a bit of pace there.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Oh, I don't know if this is the right angle.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
I've never seen anyone take that angle so far. Actually,
I would say quite amateurish.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
Yeah, you'd be in the other parking super when she's driven.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
To dan Jonong where you can't we kin'd even see her.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
What speed is she going out? Snail in the World's
Last for the night news? Come on, Nana, put the
foot down, Eddie. If I'm behind backs, I'm ho.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
We got we gotta get to the eight thirty news.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Come on, we've come backwards in time.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
She's not even can't stick it out. She just she
just knocks me over.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
She had one goal here, not to win this background.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
She's taking me out.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I've hit the deck, the cardboard. Me has been flattened.
Here ugly scenes am of the kids as well, I
wrote the cast has rolled forward. Eddie instruct us just
put his head in his hands. Instant fell, instant fell. Okay, okay, Patsy,
come on coming out of the car. Just check it's
(47:11):
turned off and it's in park. Lights are on, Lights
are on, lights are on?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Are we talking about Patsy? Lights wrong?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
But U whoa sam that door? Then we've got some
road rage. Why's you beating over to me like that?
You just knocked me over round a poors of Patsy there? Awful, awful,
it all right, Eddie. Okay, tough choice now, but you
are independent judge, are adjudicated today, Eddie. Who is the
(47:39):
first ever winner?
Speaker 18 (47:42):
Okay, well it's easy to say in this instant it's
not Patsy. Oh and yeah, with that, our winner for
today will be Wayne.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Wayne is the first ever winner.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Give this man the trophy.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
He's the first ever winner of the Back It Up Cup. Congratulations,
been around a purse.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
For Wayne, Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Now, Wayne, you gotta very very important charity that you're
kind of going to donate this one thousand dollars on
a couple of weeks away from Christmas. But what are
you going to do? Tell us about this charity? You're
telling me earlier it's very important this tummy year.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:18):
So I work for Ways, which is a family violence
and homelessness charity in dandingh On. We support women leaving
family violence. We have women's refuse shelters, we have youth
shelters and everything else.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
That's Ways wayss That's where.
Speaker 11 (48:34):
The thousand dollars is going for.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
So it's the Ways.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Ah. It's beautiful. And if people want to find out
more about the charity and they want to donate and
support anyway, where do they go?
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Just go to www dot ways dot org dot AU.
As I said, we're based in danding On. We look
after all of Cardinia, Casey and everything else. We supported
twenty five thousand people last year in helping homes, staying homes.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Good only for doing that, You've got big heart, Wayne,
thank you very much. A deserved winner today for the
first ever back It Up Cup. And also what I've
noticed you on that very emotional speech you talk to
hasn't good off our phone. I saw your ruby.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
I've got a ruby as well. They give us nothing. Wayne.
The old man's just smashed this.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
She's just one thousand dollars, first of ever winning the
back of that cut. She's on there on the TikTok.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
There's something more interesting there right now.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Wayne is our winner for the backing Up Cut. Thanks,
thank you very much. Pam Slash Peneope and also Jane
as well, Eddie the driving struct as well.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Thank you very much for coming down.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
The Christian o'connall show podcast Tough Patty Close.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
They're all brilliant and Wayne is they were all brilliant
and sorry about your cardboard cutout.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Chris. You know I think you had one goal. It
wasn't to win the money. It was to take out
the cardboard cutout of me. Come on now, you hit
the only thing you did with accuracy or smashing black
cardboard cutout right at the back, right at the back.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
That was some park in there.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yes, it wasn't brilliant, wasn't it. Apart from the nbit.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
It was very, very slow and steady.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
It was like Excrucia slow gray safe.
Speaker 18 (50:16):
Now not for my.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
All right, Australian Open ground passes for you and three
friends this summer HiT's different. Australian Open twenty twenty six.
Your tickets are on sound now. Today is take take
a Chimp to Work Day.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
I didn't realize that. So we're looking for your monkey movies.
Monkey movies.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, by the way, before we move on, some monkey
news scientists are baffled by a spike in monkey crimes
around the world Japan, the US, Brazil, Thailand, of all
reported and unusual surge in unrunning monkey behavior the past year.
I'm talking robberies committed by primates.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (50:56):
It sounds like a movie does well? Actually, I guess.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
All right, monkey movies, Dirty Rotten mandrels. Eminem loves a Chimp?
Speaker 12 (51:08):
Does he?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah? Yeah, he's got a new movie rapping with one
prime Eate mile mate.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
A Diary of a chimpy kid.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Oh that's gold class.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Have you ever seen the big chimps playing good Eyron?
Oh no, no, that's great movie. Any Gibbons Sunday, Oh god,
you got it? My friends, the gold Man's Back, Mike
Man's Back, and the Tom Cruise got any movie out
with them? That's right altogether? Now Mission Chin possible?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
You real? What have you got?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Monkey movies?
Speaker 7 (51:41):
The Curious Case of Bonobo Button?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
You got a mccarquan, then I wish I did.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Oh, at least some for the listeners, always saying on
the buffet, Gold, Banana Lands, Basic Bronze, this is a
good one.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
The Hunt for Red but Toba that is good gold,
The Apes of rat It's fine, yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
He just had a very strange half conversation with producer Caitlan.
That isn't news. It's the fact she goes up by
the way a chat the other day that if you
were dying whether or not i'd give you mouth to mouth,
I'm not the studio and I never found out the answer,
and so she's just going how would that even come up?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Alex has some breaking good sports news about Scotland. Massive.
Scotland is going off right now. They've just beate in
Denmark for to two to get into the World Cup.
That is shoes massive. They're not very familiar with top
flight international football Scotland and the World car.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
This is being massive first time in twenty eight years.
And there's this live then watch I'm watching it on YouTube.
There's this pub in Gladsgow. You cannot believe the same,
I mean the excuse me that always a deep fried
frog and to soccer will be up in Scotland. Well
the team will have to stop preparing by eating fruit
(53:14):
for the first sume of their lives.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Now you don't get a lot of that up there,
you know.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Congratulations to Scotland. Amazing news all right, So time wasted
to day is monkey movies Openhewler Silver Back to the Future, Silva,
we brought a baboon.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Reesss Christ Superstar.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
As well.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Mission impeelable as impaling Edward monkey Hands when he made
me laugh, Sharon, well done. Edward monkey has just pick
hairy Hands, grooming Miss Stacy, Silver Cloudy with a chance
of MJ and bubbles brons are rung a tongueo in
cash gol Chimpy chimpy rung rung Silver, you me and chimpanzee. Silva, alright,
(54:04):
so I'm sorry, Openhewler gold, all right?
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Who is winning?
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Who's off to the AO in January? For them and
three mates?
Speaker 7 (54:11):
Edward monkey Hands, Sorry, what's up?
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Slider mispronunciation monkey hands?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
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