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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I know it's a pretty big deal when celebrities come
to Australia because obviously, like in London and la they're
there a lot making movies and then promoting the movies.
The news that Liam Neeson is still here making a movie,
it's still one of the main news stories today. The
headline is it's not news, it's not actual news. It's

(00:30):
simply Liam Neeson in Melbourne.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Isn't it these third movie he's filming somewhere in Victoria's.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Not newsworthy, is it?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It is no, But you know what, he's been around
for a few years. We know it's Liam Neeson. You
don't put it in the news where there's actual news
going on, breaking emerging. He was It was in the
news four weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
So he was seen on Elton unless bagging. I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
If I'm having fish and chips on se Kilda Pier
and I see you would start.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Is that NewsBusters? Is that NewsBusters.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Caliber of Liam Neeson?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
The storm is downgraded. Liam Neeson is upgraded. Not the
front page. He's having a bag of chicks seals by
his head.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
But don't you think if we would chill more than
they would feel more stuff more celebrities would want to
come here when they see us carry on like this,
Like remember when celebrities. Yes, it spooks people from coming.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's not that it no, no, no, don't trust me.
In London, you won't have any news amount someone famous
being in the country because they are, they live there.
There's lots of them. It's not unusual. Jackie boy. How
was Gordon's birthday? Yesterday was three?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
He's got the bike.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, so it's just the three and one you were
telling us about yesterday one.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
So it starts off as a balanced bike, no pedals,
no training wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I didn't know about the no pedals option. Yeah,
so he just pals have been canceled.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's the best way to say it. Like he just
he just pushes along with his feet and then it'll
go pedals and training wheels and then eventually training wheels
will come off.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Great. What cutor did he go for? Did he pick
out the bike? He did?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's bright green. It was actually hard to get him
over to the bike section because as soon as we
walk in there there's horns and bells on display. And
all he wanted was essentially a clown horn, like like
can we get this this one? This one blue wine
blue horns, Like come on, come with this is a
two dollar horn. We can buy this any old day.

(02:27):
We're coming to get a bike. This is a big investment.
This is a huge day.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
And we went in one of those proper big bike shops.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Huge.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have to smell at them still that I don't
know what it is to tire. The smell of a
bike shop.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, it's overwhelming when you walk in because there's five
hundred bikes.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's it. It's one coland and now they're all kind
of new hybrids and different carbon fire. But do you
remember bikes when we grew up, Like you remember the
first bike you had? Pretty sure? Mine was made out
of stuff that they used to wrap around tanks. It
was so heavy. They were heavy's really like were they
worried that I was going to float away? Or kids

(03:03):
of the eighties would fly away? It was eating and
this scene was made. It was filled with lead.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
If it tipped over, you get a friend back up.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Again, there are kids still stuff it was and under
them like at POMPEII, they're just stuck under bikes.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
To the old dragster with the banana seat.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
I had the long seat din my mate on the back,
so we'd be like back to back, and she'd put
her legs out so they wouldn't get caught in the spokes.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You had this extra long saddle so mate could can't
be behind you.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
The first bike I had was way too big for me.
It was Mum and Dad's idea of I'll grow into it. Secondhand,
I remember it green, bright green and yellow and ugly
combination of colors. And I couldn't ride until I want
to say, grade one or two. And I blame the
size of the bike because I couldn't really get my
legs right right around to the length of the pedals.

(03:53):
But I remember a kid in the first year of
primary school saying like, Hey, do you want to ride
my bike? I got my two wheeler, had to pretend
that I didn't want to and not so.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Training for the Tour de France a moment or yesterday
was a heavy leg stage. But you're so young, start early.
Look after the dem legs peratsy, what age did you
start rising? When I was stabilizers and balance?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Oh no, I had my training wheels. This is a
funny story. I had my training wheels for ages. I
distinctly remember my.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
There's a lot of vagueness with you and Jack great.
I want to say great or any I'm adding on
another two years, I want to say on the truth.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I distinctly remember I was five. It was Christmas when
I was five. I can still remember Dad balancing the
bike when I got on it. It was a red
bike and I was so excited, and it had training wheels.
I reckon, I had those training wheels at least. Oh gee,
I reckon four or five years and my brothers, yeah,

(04:54):
that's impossible.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Now.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
I was too scared, and my brothers was that annoyed
with me.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I scan gravity still gravity the news.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
My older brother put getting the hammer and hammering them
off the bike and saying, you don't need these, Patrina.
It's you know how to ride your bike. You know
how to ride your bike. You don't need these.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
And I was crazy, saying please leave, please cycle away,
let me have these, and then he will when did
he have like an anvil?

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Them off?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Poetry?

Speaker 6 (05:24):
And I can remember and he pushed me along the
driveway and he's going, now, pedal you know how to ride, don't.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Get back, and don't come back. I was not allowed
to stabilize this brutals are I learned to cycle. I'm
not joking within a couple of hours. It's a very
extreme way to do it. And that was the way
my dad because I said, oh, my friends have got stabilized.
This bike doesn't appear to have stabilized. It appears just
to be a bike. And I'm so young, fragile and small.

(05:53):
My dad thought that was the two weeks and the
slow way this. It was very quick quick. I remember
at the end of my only day not cycling because
otherwise you're going to keep hurting yourself. My legs were
just in shreds now. I'd actually be in hospital having
some kind of skin grafts. Back in the eighties, is
like that be fine, that will grow over. Just take

(06:14):
some of that shrapnel out of your legs.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So are you now going to teach him how to
ride his bike? Because I taught both my daughters how
to ride their bikes, and I don't know if they
ever remember any other lesson I tried to teach them
because for about ten years after it in both of
their separate father's day guards. It would only say thank
you for teaching me how to ride a bike. After eight,
I started noticed a pattern like there must have been

(06:40):
someone else, eat else. We're young, so Dad just thought
I just coast the rest of it now and they
had to ride that bike.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Well, I do want to do it. I asked the
guy at the bike shop. When is what age do
they start riding with pedals? And he was so vague.
He's like, oh, you know, every kid is different. It's like,
where would I do with that? When when do I
start telling?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Is he a grumpy old man?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I don't, just in case they're listening. I don't want
to be so rude.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
But not Yeah, I felt that in not all of them,
not all of them, but in quite a few bike
shops there's someone there who's been in the game too
too long, And I get it. Maybe it's a smell
of that rubber that we like when we go in
you're exposed to all day. You used to get fed
up yapping the bikes, young kids coming in, time wasting,

(07:29):
ringing the bell and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Many years too many get.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Out the game. That's what I'm saying, if that's you
leave the game. But yeah, they can be quite curmudget.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Especially because for us it's one of like a core
memory that we're creating.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, we still remember our by our first bike now
years later, Patsy, you know, eighteen decades whatever.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
You think, first bike? This guy couldn't care less.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
You ain't get a photo with him. Make sure you're
entirely behind the camera, please, sir. And when.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It comes without the pedals on, and then when he's
ready to pedal, you can strap the pedals and he
goes all right, and you can bring it back here
to put the pedals on when you're ready, like all right,
will rush back date.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I do you get anxiety speaking to trades Sometimes I
speak their language, Mate, get out of it. This is
a guy trying to cut piece of wood. It took
you three weeks you could find the safety lock and
whatever it was the saw.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, I do. All you can really do when the
trading comes around is off from a glass of water.
That's what I feel like.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's like a lemonade or something.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
You guys thirsty, Can I can I fill your upper water?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
If you don't just offer the water that I mean,
I do teal coffee.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
No, because they're doing harbor. They don't want to hot drink.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Otherwise they leave this. Otherwise they leave your property to
go and get that from seven to eleven or wherever
they go and get their coffee from.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
No imagine they want to cool down.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sometimes, but they weren't live. Wow, what's away and it's
going to go and jump in the shower, guys and
cool down. You guys are awfully hot with those short shorts.
Oh hell, they don't want to tea. I don't want
to have you asked them.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I haven't asked. To be fair, I haven't asked them.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I bet trades called in now they would love it
when they're run at people's homes if they would offer
them tea or coffee or an nice cold water with
ice in.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
It, with wather like this's like another thirty degree day
to Arak and they just want to.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
See you think all the coffee shops of Melbourne are
going to be empty today because it's so hot. I
see them there as crams as ever people would need.
This city's addicted to caffeine. He's got a caffeine problem. Anyway,
last yek we had some trades around. There were painters, right,
and they've been round before. And now the teenagers have
moved out, reclaiming their bedrooms because we're going to need

(09:49):
to sell the house let on the sheer. So we
were clearing out so much stuff that we didn't know
about that some of it I kind of even broadcast
on a family show. Paraphernalia and all kinds of stuff.
We're like, good god, I guess we never really knew
what was going on. Any who's he I'm not the boint.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
They start him pack at the university.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
So we're redecorating their rooms and it just don't happened
that normally. I'm obviously at work in the morning because
they like to arrive really early, so we're getting there
at quarter to six, and so we had a we
shouldn't have had that break last week, and so I
was there Monday morning with the door a quarter to
six and they why So they started swearing straight away
at me. They were going, Oh, don't tell me he's

(10:29):
on a break day. You don't want to break you will?
Are you ill? No? No, I'm off for this week.
What do you do? That's that? First six weeks taken
out too early and we don't need back six weeks.
And we were on a break. So straight away, I'm
on the boat foot, I'm on the ropes. I'm like
Muhammad Ali. It's like rope and dope. They're really pummeling
me head and body, head and body. They're like, you're
on a break, he's on a break. This goes on

(10:51):
for about an hour and now my wife's not there.
She rings me with some instructions, you know, because that
first day you've got to explain what you need doing
a few little extra things that weren't quoted and stuff
like this. So my wife goes to me, you know,
and I'm like, I am listening. I don't need a pan.
I'll go up there. I just lay down the law
with these trades. You know, I talk for a living.
I know you've got to You've got to just project confidence,

(11:12):
and they will. They will buckle to my command. I
get off the phone. I'm like, I'm starting to feel
like just going on there. Big guys in the house,
and now to do stuff. They got like canuses on
their hands. I moisturize my hands. I go up there
and I'm like excuse me, Doug. It's try when my
voice starts to betray me, you know, when you get
me nervous. He's like, and I go, but this needs

(11:33):
to happen. Then this needs to happen, and that needs
to happen. He just looks me in the eye. He goes,
you just got off the phone from your wife and
all my confidence trained went yeah from telling her as well,
what needs to happen.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Good Morning, Tyson. Listen to the show this morning, Christian.
I'm a trade I judge the client on whether they
offer me a coffee or not. I've even had some
clients offer me a beer. Right, I'm going to now
on at the end of the week absolutely shortly times
and please get back to me. They're not offering you
that beer at like the hours you work at, like
seven a m.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
The first thing in the morning. I am going to
change what I offer trades. Now, I thought I thought
of water. Cold water is exactly what you want.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Cold is what it is. It's a cold offer. It's
a not offer. You're basically saying, hap yourself to the
contents of the tap is yours. Oh mister Jack, thank
you so much use the filter joke, Oh mister Jack
the plantation owner, so we can use the tap water.

(12:35):
Oh my god, oh my god. Next thing saying this
airy savage their open a window or something. Guys, my
air is your That's how I run it. But just
Kaitlyn really goes even firm that what do you want
for the trades? I have a whole outdoor fridge for them,
so it's filled up. It is so kind what you

(12:57):
got in there, merediths goat cheese, all types of drinks
and icy plums come around your way. Nice free lunch.
Pretend to be a trady zooper Duper's going, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Zooper Dooper is going.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
I also have frosty fruits because they're my favorites, so
I assume that everyone's favorite.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
And I just say, guys, if you want anything.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Just grab it out.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
It's so generous. Do they or do you think they
don't want to be seen as like being greedy or anything?
Do they help this ouse? I mean a couple of
them have.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
And I've also done the whole like please, like please
take something really, and so I feel like they feel
obliged to do it too.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
And do you say, listen if that's not enough. You
can have and the outside tap make yourself at home,
me cassis water. It's like saying you can have nothing
from me. Thing alrighty okay. Songs for We do this

(13:55):
every couple of shows. So we open up the poe
lines for five minutes and people have a certain trade.
You can call us and get your song on in
five when it's time. Today it's songs for teachers. So
if you're a teacher, give us a call. You've got
five minutes to tell us what song you'd love us
to hear. Nine four one four one four three. Jack.
Yesterday at your son's school, you just saw how hard

(14:15):
I don't know how teachers do that job.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
We went to sing him Happy birthday. So first time
I've been there, not at the end of the day
when it's picked up, but actually in the class when
it's full of kids. It's just so noisy in there.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I thought it's overwhelming.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
You actually get to the point where it's like you
guys should be wearing ear protection because if this is
how noisy it is all day, it's it's.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Not good for you. How did they remain composed?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
I don't know. They're so happy as well, all the
educators that work at the Gaudy Steake Care.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
So do you think it's a certain way that certain
people can be and I literally can remain calm in
the storm?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I honestly wouldn't last a week, maybe
not even I.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Don't even think we'd make a day. I think by
lunchtime you just snap or I just got in your
cart and just drip it off because the kids, I know,
it's like even just having kids. Your own kids are home, Yeah,
tis thirty of them. And also, that's your week, that's
your that's your nine to five.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
You up and about right now. You're a secret worker
keeping the city going. And every couple of shows reopened
up the phone eyes to a certain trade. This morning
is teachers, We see you, we thank you. What songs
can we play this morning? Christian? I'm an early childhood teacher.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
What Yeah, that's like babies right up to pray.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
You teach a baby, drop me a baby off some
way is an hour old? Oh, I've got to get
back to my career.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I think the daycare teachers would be called child.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
From like six weeks.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I think you can gotcha? Yeah, that's yeah, no, not
six weeks. Parents got to get back to.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
The parents don't have a choice, do they like expense?
Stop breaking?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
That's from stating her. The song she wants to hear
is fancy pressure down. Now. I just heard producer Rio
doing what any good radio producers should always say to
chorders before they come on air. Windows up, radio down.
One day, let's reverse that. Let's go radio windows down.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm just curious what would happen? Would we end radio?
Is it irresponsible to ever try it? Can we just
one day? One day? This Friday? Okay, radio up, windows down?
What would happen? All right? This speak to some teachers
right now. Good morning, Ramina, Good.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
Morning Christian, Jack and Pats.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
How are you doing now, Romina? What age do you teach?

Speaker 8 (16:37):
I actually am the head of primary in a prep
to twelve school, so everything from four years old to
eighteen years old.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Bloody, Oh, big job, big job, well done, thank you,
And already that voice is scratchy at five to seven?
You know, good another day yelling already?

Speaker 8 (16:51):
Yeah, that plan starts today everybody, so good luck to
everyone out there running that plane.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, well done. Now what song? Can we play for you?

Speaker 8 (16:59):
I would love to hear the Jackson five. Can you
feel it? I think it's a great pump up song
for all the teachers working out there.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
You could see them going down the corridors right now
dancing to this great song. All Right, Reminda, remind me that.
Let's go to Nicole teaching. Nicole, Good morning, Good morning?
How are you? I'm a good Nicole. Now what age
do you teach?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I've taught Prep one, two, three, and year four and
currently i'm teaching you four. We've got forty six girls
in Year four and they are the best group of
girls I've ever met. And I just love teaching, and
I just it's just it's just something I love to do.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, just the way you are. And I'm telling you
now about You're a gift to those kids as well.
I bet those girls adore you.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I well, maybe not always.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Well you can't always be their best friends. And now, Nicole,
what can we play for you?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
You raised me up by Westlife?

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
You both the songs so far, big energy, beginning the
teacher's needs raising up Nicole, great song we might be
playing that. Let's go to Lisa Morning teacher, Lisa good morning,
Good morning, morning teacher Lisa. And what ages are you

(18:24):
teaching me?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
So?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I teach grade.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
Five boys, So they're from nine to eleven years.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Old, full of energy, there is peak feralness. God bless
you and the work you do. Take a moment for
let's take a knee and pray for Lisa this year?
And lord, wow, how do you do it? Seriously do

(18:51):
you do? Don't answer that right now, you could unravel. No.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
I honestly love what I do.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Like like jack mentioned earlier, it's a certain level of
patience you need.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's like gentle parenting twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
You need a superhero level of I don't think I
have that.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Oh yeah, no, it's not in everyone.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
I'll admit that.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
I believe teachers are born to do what they do,
like I don't don't.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, I think you're right. And at leasta, what can
we play for you this morning?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
The final countdown when you start to day?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
So, what's the first point I can have a drink
on a Wednesday? It's almost Friday, Wednesday morning. When when
it ends? This calling of mine, the way I am?
When when it ends? This is our Jackson's Every radio
show one how I done.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
It doesn't really sync up with your saying that you
need require a low pain.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
No, but it's a final countdown so I can do
it again tomorrow for NTRA repeats Teacher Lisa, A joy
speaking to you as well, and thanks for what you do.
Thanks so much. Worries Chris in King's Park teacher Chris,
good morning, Yeah, we're good Chris. Always a joy to
speech to you. Now, Chris, what can I play you?

(20:17):
I was keen on blame it on the Bully five
very popular Jackson five were teachers. All right, let's goueeze
in one more. Let's go to teacher Melissa. Good morning,
teacher Melissa.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm good Melissa, And now more importantly, how are you?
What age are you teaching today?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
I'm teaching seven, eight and year nine today I'm a
pe teacher.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Teacher, and so what is today? What are you doing
with the kids today? What have you got lined up?

Speaker 7 (20:52):
We've actually got Natlan testing and then we've got a
sea PEP set up so they're going to play Ultimate
text and year nine I'm teaching about alcohol. So a
bit of an interesting day.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Wow, Now did you say ultimate vortex.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Yeah, Ultimate Wortex.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I think I saw that band once at Classroombury. What
is ultimate vortex?

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Okay, so just imagine like end Zone or Frisby, and
then you essentially have to work as a team to
get vortex to the other side, and someone needs to
be standing in the end zone catched on the fall.
And that's the point.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
It actually sounds great.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
You would remember the vortex it shaved like a little
rocket and goes.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Oh, that.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
Makes a whistle noise if you were right.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
So the kids that can't make the footy team, yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
We never played at a high school. There must be
something new.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I get them used to kids that can't make it
into the boys or girls or the footy team and go, no, no, no,
you're not on the bench, You're in the vortex. Oh, Melissa,
what can we play for you?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
Can we please play? Unwritten?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Well, very polite request, Can we please play? Yes? What
a joy? I hope it's lovely everyone to listen this morning.
It's ending to the passion to all these teachers. We've
spoken to teacher Ramina, Nicole, Lisa, Chris and Marissa as well,
so much sure for what they do. How can we

(22:24):
possibly just pict us one. Tell you what, why don't
we cram them into the next hour of the show.
We can try and take them on. We're going to
play them all teachers The.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Patsy, please tell everyone the insane scene that your husband,
Chris the Warribee Love God was involved in yesterday.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Can I just start this by saying, I am so
glad I was not in the car at the time.
So I picked up Audrey after school. Very hot weather.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
We've been having crazy long summer, isn't it great?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Very hot, typical true summer this year. Anyw So she
was very hot and bothered, got in the car all
red faced and hot, sweaty.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
She'd had sport. Chris said, you know what, let's go
and get a nice cream for a treat after school.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's one of those things I has to say, right
was nine treat for day. And it was only when
that became teenagers that went this is actually just.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
For you, a little bit for dad under the guys
being so anyway, they go through go to meccas she wanted.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
She loves an.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Oreo mcflurry, mcflury. It's so good.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Yeah, it's a face smash right now. All right, So
Chris pulls up to Mecca's. Can we please have an
two oreo? Flurries, no worries, come through to the dry
you know the pay window. They pull up and then
unfortunately they must have had a run on Oreos yesterday
because the staffer said, oh, I'm sorry, I've just realized

(23:51):
we've run out of Oreos. But you know, do you
want smart Eminem's or whatever they have?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh no, you've angered the hulk.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Chris. Once you're once you're bought, you tell you what
I'm getting it. I've ordered it. It starts to produce,
I think the chemicals to break it down. It's start
to look forward to you actually salivating, but only for
that specific thing.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Anyway, she didn't want anything else, and Chris said, well,
you know, do you want like a thick shake or
something like? Do you want something else? You said, I
really did, I really don't, And so he thought, ah,
and he said, look, I'm so sorry, I don't think
we'll have anything.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
So instead of.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Like just going straight through the drive through, he, in
his wisdom YEP, decides to reverse up the office works bus.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, this is I've never heard of this Honestly, it
shouldn't be illegal, shouldn't it. It should be just manners
an etiquette. You don't go back I don't go backwards
in one way flow through through through drive through.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yep, you can't go backwards in the s bend.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
To go back no.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Orros yeah, I know they have to take my money.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
So everyone behind them.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Had to read that.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Solid.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
No, it's not drive through etique.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's like physically, yes, this is so the only way
through life. The only way is through.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yes, one way.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
You don't back up, or at least just have a
just have something for the staff, you like.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Just to keep it all going.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Are still chopping.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
You get get the Sunday, you get to cool down.
You don't starts. Get us out of it hard. It's
a hard reverse as well.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Sometimes they're very narrow.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Those they're really really narrow as well.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Audrey said he had, you know, like the hand on
the back of the passenger.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
You've got to do this. It should be part of
a driving.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, there's a.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Little bit confusional show that because you went to your
son's third birthday party, which was a karaoke theme, you
believed you were John Lynn.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I didn't believe I was John Lennon.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
I was.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
I came as John Lennon.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
The key bit of the imagined song is imagine that
somehow Jack thinks he's John Lennon in a cheap post
or cotton on T shirt that wait for it, he
just wrote with a sharpie NYC.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
There's a famous photo of John Lennon wearing a shirt
that says New York City, isn't it? And I copied
that shirt using sharpie.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
No, not bad, But John Lennon didn't write it with
a sharpie.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I think in the photo it looks like you could
that could be a real shirt that I'm wearing. And
then I popped out the shades of some glasses so
I had the round spectacles on my face, and you
guys said that I looked more like Jeffrey Darma preak Jack.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I didn't think that was gonna make it on it.
Have you seen the photo? It ain't John Lennon.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Scare all the little key.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
It looked like some if you're my Netflix documentary, You're
married Jack.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
They're kids, they don't know John Lennon. They didn't their
parents obviously haven't education.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Well, they don't even know, certainly don't know John Lennon is,
and you'll not give them any clues as to and
it is sharpie. You can buy that replica T shirt
for about eleven months to team.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yes, but I didn't have the time to reach a
ship in time.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
He's only been carrying down for three for a year
from since well, I mean, I won't judge you, because
for my wife's fifty of the couple of years ago,
we had a theme. Everyone came and the team all
there and it was dead famous and I thought I'd
go as Prince and I was clearly in my mind
Prince Purple Rain. But all I got was why do

(27:46):
you come as hook? I thought Brian May was alike, No,
it's Prince, I'm Prince. Really, even as people got drunk,
even in a drunken brain, they were like, but there's nothing.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Even at once said you sew three, We're still like
singing Prince, what's the.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
And then rio, who do you go? As we've seen
the photo? Yes, I mean you were a coup of
shades from being canceled.

Speaker 10 (28:17):
I would to a dress up party and I was
trying to go as a smurf, but unfortunately the face
paint that I went with, and if I went full body,
like from head to tie.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah, I mean at least I didn't go full prints. Okay,
I can't go and shouldn't go full Prince.

Speaker 10 (28:35):
I went with much too dark of a shade of blue.
This is a really deep, deep sort of ocean.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
It doesn't look right. It's not the blue. It's a
shade of blue as well.

Speaker 10 (28:46):
It's terrifying and the eyes and teeth really pop out,
and yeah, like Christian City, it's borderline.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
You don't like a reject from the Blue Man Group.
What happened to them? By the way, they said they
were biggest live acts in the world, The Blue who
haven't been keeping no no, but please you? But you
listen as the Natasha Beddingfield judge the Blue Man Group.
Well you're still cranking out Beddingfield on your runs, all right.

(29:12):
So this morning we wanted to call in it and
you confess your outfit. You thought you were, but they
had no idea who you'd come as.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
The way you became an instant legend at primary school
was by being the fastest kid. I still know the
name of the fastest boy at my primary school, Martin Lewis.
I'll never ever forget who if you were the fastest
kid for some reason that put you above anyone else
who was there. I couldn't even tell he was the
smartest kid. I wouldn't even register that or put it
in my brain. But the fastest kid and to be
that kind of hollowed superhero status at school, the fastest

(29:47):
boy and girl, Martin Lewis forever burned in his name.
I'm actually going back home in to my hometown in
a couple of weeks time, and I'm meeting up with
some old schoolmates and one of them said they saw Martin,
I star, Martin Lewis, is he running? I was just like, God,
has he still got that base on him? Because we
could we real nite and have a race now in
our fifties, last race she's still got There's no way

(30:11):
he still got it. Uh? Do you remember the fastest
kid in your primary screen constant?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And he was not only the fastest over one hundred
meters and also the cookes a cross country so it
didn't matter what distance.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
He gave him. Yeah, he had distance and pace. He's
a double threat. He's an early huge Jackman. It's amazing
how you you knew his name? You remember straight Rio?
Were you that fastest kid? No?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I wasn't. Ours was Red Scarf phony you hit.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Sorry Red Scarfhony, he's a real name. No, No, he's
something with the sopranos. He was Red Scarf phoning.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
He was an Italian kid. He hit puberty in year five.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Lewis got that way before the rest of us, Big
old Adam's apple.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, he had a bead, he had muscles, he had.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Lewis had a tash and he was still fast with
it as well. Zero eerodynamics star phoning his four beards,
sitting in the fact of English class.

Speaker 10 (31:14):
He was the fastest, but everyone caught up to him
because he hit puberty really early. But then that was
the peak, so by ten eleven twelve he lost his
sort of.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
A producer, Caitlin, do you remember who was in your
primary school fastest kid? It was made our old friend
the topper makes an appearance. Anything you who can do,
I can do better?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
I actually can.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I was also the fastest in the pool, swimming.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
And running wow land and what about Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:45):
So any kids from an O point primary cooling, happy,
to pop you on Edge.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Christian Connell Show podcast Christian fastest kids in my school
were a set of twins Wow chilling the smets. One
of them went to play for Geelong Christian. Early on
the show you were talking about people didn't know who
you'd come as. In a fancy dress party. I was
dressed up as Robin Hood. Everyone thought I was Peter Pan.
I even had a bow and quiver. It didn't help them.

(32:12):
My older brother was dressed to tink about at Chris Christian.
We had a house party when I went as Brendan
Favona from the brown Low. I was in a suit
of board cap and I had a microphone with a
bit of paper attached to it that said the footy Show.
No one had a clue as to why I was
interviewing people. It was only after a couple of beers

(32:33):
I started yelling pressure Point and Steven Christian. It was
a different time, at a different time. Thank you for
your emal. Okay, do you still remember the name after
fastest kid at your junior school? Janey? Good morning, Hi
going god Jane. So were you the fastest?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I was the fastest?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Sounds like producer Katie, You're talking to does he fast people?
Then talkers?

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Now I am going to talk Caitlin because I wasn't
just the fastest girl.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
I was the fastest girl and boy.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
Even though I'm not a boy.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Awesome, that is your double legend there. Yeah, all right,
thank you very much and calling him.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
What are the odds?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Believe it or not?

Speaker 11 (33:25):
What are the odds?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
You gotta be justhing me.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Like we were.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
You was Cheryl who married a hun who work was weir?
The Cheryl.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Who married a hun as well.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
I hurt my knee and I booked an appointment to
see a surgeon. The surgeon's like, oh, is that your name?
And I was like yeah, and he goes, I've got
someone booked in today with the same name, first name, surname,
with the same injury.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
I've got three kids.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
They're all growing up now, but they were all born
at the Mercy Hospital Family Busy Sney five years apart
between h one, and they were all delued by the
same midwife.

Speaker 11 (34:05):
My name is Brad Gabon. I've had worked at a
place with a guy named Gabon. His twin brother's name
was Brad. In the same place. I worked with a
guy named Chris. My brother's name is Chris, and we
both had a sistant named Julie.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Whenever we listen to the replays for some team, for
some reason, the one at the end is always woman like,
we didn't need that, we should stay.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Isn't it just common knowledge to like stack them from
worse best get better? Every time?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I always I'm always nervous. I know the last one's coming.
It's the one where we go. Don't put that next week?
Please please remember every week? Every week?

Speaker 10 (34:43):
All right?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
All right? So I already have a story that someone
emailed to me that it is a great story right
involving an airport and park, and it's a great one
of the ods to get is going. However, I've been
told by producer Caitlin, who's barometer, as we know, can
be a little bit shonky.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
She probably chooses the last one.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
She won't you won't need it, you won't need it,
go to res he told me yesterday. You won't need it,
you won't need to. You have to go to a
song next please please one person, he seem we.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Don't need have the email ready to go, just in
case we won't need it.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
We won't need it.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Don't throw it.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
Out, don't come on Home Run, Home Run, Saturday Night
with the rising sun, watching the Swans lose. Long Night,
Sad Night, Get an uber home. Uber driver is the loveliest,
loveliest guy I've ever met. You know, uber drivers like
either very quiet or very chatty.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
This one very chatty. We got really deep really quick.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
We'll tell you advertise you can have quite intimate conversations
with him.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
Yeah, yeah, well, he was going he's in doing Ramanah
at the moment, so we're talking about religion and politics
and everything.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Is very lovely chat.

Speaker 10 (35:57):
And at the end of it it was only fifteen
minutes and he said, hey, I've had an amazing time
talking with you. I'm from Turkey. I'm actually just finished
my favorite book. It's a Turkish book, but it's been
translated into English.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I'd love you to have it.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
And I was like, oh my god, wow, thank you
so much.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
You got it from like the little.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
Box and gave it to me, and I was really
touched and I said, oh my god, thank you so much.
I haven't even asked your name. What's your name? He said,
my name is Fok Oh my words.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I've met this guy last year. He's a young guy
in his twenties. He's a charming guy. I had a
very deep conversation because he picked me up, and I thought,
I've got to say something about the name. Maybe it's
not pronounced how in a Western Wayne, So it's OK,
how's that spelled? Uf uk didn't tell you how we

(36:52):
changed his name, but not that. I hope he can
pick you up again. I met him only about three
months ago. He's a lovely guy. He's been learning English
and he's very insecure about his English. But his English
is great.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
Yes, and he was I said, oh my god, my
boss doesn't stop talking about.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yes, it was about three months ago. Wow, we the legend.
I actually think he's some sort of modern day savior. Yes, yeah,
it doesn't. It doesn't add up the wisdom that young
man has in that car. I actually think he's like
a secret billionaire from Turkey and he's like throwing away
his richest and rubles to come and help the common man. Yeah, beautiful,

(37:37):
I hoped in this that you have the pleasure. I've
been picked up one day to have a look at
your phone. It really is called.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Tell us what the book is as well.

Speaker 10 (37:45):
I'm now I know the name of the book. It's
the book's name is in Turkish. But I'll breed in tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Please please all right, Christian O'Connell Show one podcast lines
w Repper. Now for your what are the odd stories
of co incidents and chance this one from Bromwin involving
an airport Christian, I have a what are the odds
story for you? Believe it, Christian. Recently we were headed

(38:12):
to Melbourne Airport for our trip to news Eland and
parked in the long term car park among thousands of
other cars. Big car park, Big odds. Fast forward a
week and my sister and brother in law were off
to Sydney. They are so parked in the long term
car park. Not only did they randomly spot our car

(38:33):
in a sea of vehicles pot parked right next to us.
Photo attached. I can I can confirm it was attached
with them pointing at a car one presumes, or it's
just another random big four way form. But thank you
Bromwin for attaching the evidence and photo of your husband
pointing at an He can't go look at this, you know,

(38:55):
John's look at me, But look at this and by
the way, he's wearing shorts far too short from man
like that. Finding a car park at the airport is
hard enough. Stumbling upon a familiar car is even rarer,
But an empty space right beside it? Question? What are
the odds? From its great one? Thank you much for
photo attached Arvin. Good morning, Arvin, third morning, Christian?

Speaker 12 (39:21):
What are the oards? Mate?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
What the.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
What are the odds? Arvin? What's your story? My friends?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (39:30):
Recently, Christian, I was flying over from Fiji into Melbourne
and wandering around the D three shop at the Nanty
International Airport. There's an announcement over the edcom goes passenger
by the name of Arvin Singh please report to the
chefster count. So I head off to the counter and
guess what, there's another Alvin sing by the same names.

(39:55):
And he's also flying over from Fiji into Melbourne. So
what are the odds of meeting another Alvin's at an internet?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Not one, but two Arvin sings Alvin sing Nice to
meet you, Arvan sing I.

Speaker 12 (40:09):
Honestly I thought I was the only one.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
No, well, there's another Irvin sing out there. Did you
look similar? Was it like looking in a mirror.

Speaker 12 (40:17):
Yees, he's just some looking bloke, very much younger than
I am. I'm not dead old, but yeah, younger looking
Ivan singing?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Did you warn him? Like, hey, just watch this, watch
that older Arvin sing giving the younger exactly you got it?
What are the odds of right there? The PA system
no one to Harvin Sings? And also two stories back
to back about Melbourne Airport are what are the odds

(40:49):
for a building? Now? All right, Irvin sing the one
and only Arvan sing very no hang on it. One
of two, one of two.

Speaker 12 (41:00):
Yeh, there's two of us writing wandering around Melbourne now.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yes to my show. We were HARKing back to the
heydays of themed restaurants, pauci Rio. I went to one
over the weekend, Spitfire down near actually in rose Boden.
Within years ago, when you were a kid, they used
to wear a lot more so, here was a prime
time for themed restaurants. Now it's not the.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Thing confirming that Witches in Bridges, though, is still strong.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
We had quite a few notes about that. Now twenty
four hours on Patsy, You've had to think I've had
to think Jackie Boys had to think about actually some
new ideas. So listener, you now become Mark Cuban in
Shark Tank. All right, you started thinking, would I invest
in any of these new twenty twenty five we're bringing
it back the themed restaurant, Patty. You'll go into the

(41:56):
tank first of all.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, they're going to want to invest in this because
I've come up with this bringing idea for a sex
in the City themed restaurant in the city. This would
be fantastic. What's it called Sex and the City.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
You wouldn't get any licensing for that, well, it's a
global brand shut down within an hour, there'd be a
cease and desist thing.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
But no, listen to this. It would be great.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
I would have little intimate tables of four for you
to take you and three of your best friends, and
there'd be cosmos on tap off to.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
One are so light set of like pants draft You've
got draft pipes of cosmo. It's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Cosmopolitans.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
And then off one side you could get a money
or a pity if you wanted. And then at the
back there'd be a manalo blank store to get some
shoes and some bags.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
You know how wealthy Do you think your customers are
about two thousand bucks a shoe, aren't they?

Speaker 5 (42:47):
It would be one of those real estate somewhere in
Colin Street.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
This has got to be toua.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You had me up until the over rice shoe.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
They're always so optimistic on shark Tank as well, that
they would say, and if every patron bought one pair
of shoes, then by the end of the year you
make fifty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
However, Patsy the actual core idea, I can imagine that being.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Successful with yes, so can I have just got to
come up with the name where I won't get suit
sex not the city, yeah maybe, well yeah, but it
is in the city.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
If it was two rek, you.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Could sex outside the city bank in the city.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Ocquering it.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh wait, and a place where wait, they've got Cosmo
on draft isn't occering it it's a high end joint,
is it? Well in a town that is footy mad?
How come anyone hasn't come on the idea of combining
the love of footy with the love of food. They
have right now Fantasy food ball once more. Once more

(43:56):
you see it a knee on and go Hang on
a minute. There's a genius combined. Two of the cities.
Love food and foote to see Foodball. So straight away
when you're booking, they would ask you what team do
you bear it for? Okay, then you'd be served by
someone in your team's outfit. That's good.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
But then do you see that same way to later
like take off a shirt.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
You'd have a designated so it's this your guy. So
for me, he'd be at the I'd be at the
D's table and the menu would then be D's related
the whole every item would be a D's thing. Yes,
you'd have Christian Petranca's ribs, Max Prawl's this good, This
is good? Are you investing in the shark? Taksian? I am?

(44:39):
I would go and to see food Ball, go to
food Am I try and do this. This season is
a pop up. You need a lot of stuff, don't
you thinking now? Because some guy might have no one,
no Cats fans are in it. I just idling at
the bottom.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Poor gold courst Wader doesn't get to do anything.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Jackie boy, what's your idea for theme dress?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Okay, this is going to sound familiar because I've before
as a cinema idea where.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You get rehash rewarm leftovers.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
But a restaurant where all the way is also a
trained massuses so that while you're eating they give you
a shoulder message.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Who wants a message?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Is creepy creep giving me a shoulder rum I'm trying
to eat moment. You know, my max problems is they're
relaxing you no some stranger you don't know when they're
trying to chat to somebody.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
No, no, no, okay, So you know, maybe in between courses,
in between courses, you don't have to be what it's
not why you're.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I don't mean chat to a guy giving a shoulder
just going on want some i'ming on top of it.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
But you've got somebody at the same time, so that
doesn't it feels better.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Again, this is a whole sex thing. It's worse than
Patsy's idea. Christian O'Connell podcast, I've got a good name,
the one get Patsy shut down for a sex and
city themed restaurant, pro sec and the City. That is
very good, very good. If you just put a little
bit of extra thought in it, pats you could have
got there. Christian, I've got a name for it as well,

(46:05):
Bradshaw's Oh yeah, sounds like real estate agents. Some cheesey
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(46:51):
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Speaker 4 (46:52):
What the power rankings do you mean?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I know we have it in sport, the power rankings.
You know from all the coaches and former players. How
do they get a power ranking?

Speaker 10 (47:00):
It's like a trending animal. What animal's hot at the moment,
what animal's in for a big twenty twenty five?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
But based on what what are they doing? Like a
WhatsApp group?

Speaker 10 (47:08):
No, it's just like based on popularity and popularity data data.
They're just crunching the numbers, the algorithms. Yeah, it's like
it's like fashion trends. What's going to be hot in
twenty twenty five?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
What's dress? What's skirt? What animal at the zoo? I
reckon gorillas are big in twenty five?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
No, not on the list ice cold, my friend not hot?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
No, say elephants because.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
They're no, not on the top five power ranking. Sorry, guys,
power up Lions bang number one?

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Well, King of the Jungle number one?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
What else is in the top five of the top
five twenty twenty five zoo animal power rankings according to
Zoo's never heard them zoo chat dot com.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
I reckon meerkats.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
They're cute, so twenty twenty makee way hot? New engine
number five the common otter.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I do like an as a child.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yeah, they cuddle, don't they in the water. It's quite cute.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
And the hold hands to sleep.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
And number four monkeys solid dependable. It is right. You're
almost saying this isn't legit content, But no, no, you're
not at three coolers?

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
What's wrong with the col Why why are you turn
your nose up at the color.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
It doesn't do enough, old blinky eyed in that tree
with a fussy diet eucalypse and then spending sex diseases
what he wanted to do. Well, you come from a
year a clean out, like a good British lion, you know,
clean the Manish lines up there, tra Valgar square, British lines. Churchill.

(48:48):
It used to ride that lion, ride that line around
number ten, coming up with the new stratchery, used to
take on Hitler drafts at number two draft and they
should be above Coler's bored, sleepy in that tree. He
doesn't want to do the animal handling today. They're a
little bit sleepy up in that.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
That makes them rare. That's what makes them so lucive.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Rubbish rubbish, all right. Today we're looking for zoo movies.
What a great what a great musical, and it gets
it gets a little love on the show. Fiddler on
the Roof is a great classic, isn't it? Up on
the Roof? Keeper on the Roof Drew Barrymore loves hairy men.

(49:36):
She does. In fact. Fifty first Primates Silver, Detroit CrOx
City Gold, Seals of Dreams Silver and Breakfast cub cute
Little carp Breakfast Silver plus all right, Jackie Boy, Zoo
movies Wire they watching at the Zoo Gurraffic Park. That's
very good. Gold Koala Land rubbish because the minus bronze

(50:00):
make it extinct.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Parrots of the Caribbean. And Moneyball was a great movie.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Ye monkey Ball, Oh my god, I'd see monkey Ball.
Oh gold us win a win a chicken dinner.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Christian O'Connell's show, Bestern Show for the Time Waster Danny's
taking you for a zoo raw and Poor at Melbourne
Zoo's New after Ours Craft Beer and Spirits Festival twenty
first to the twenty second of March. You get a
VIP double pass for your Zoo movies today, Bumper entries today,
very strong Zoo movies. Jack You're ready tomorrow, I'm ready, okay.

(50:42):
A man called Otter Gold straighten out power rankings well
them Carnie Gurraffic Park, similar to mine Bronze, School of
Couakers Silver. I don't mike Otter, People's money a lot
of Otter ones I mean in Silver obviously, just adjusting
everything with the new news about the power op in

(51:05):
Hyena Gold Bohemian Raptors. You know the raptors throw Mamazette
from the train. Gold, BMX bandicootslas well done one eater,
very good that one BMX Bandicoots Meet the Crockers Gold.

(51:26):
That's the Australian version, isn't it? Straight Otter Compton Gold.
That's one Beck clockwork orang the Tongues Silver. I'm Richard,
Raiders of the Lost Arnpark silvera Weekend by Boonese Gold.
Who's that Nathan well done face sloth in set of
face off Gold, it's very funny act me. That's a

(51:48):
very funny face sloth Marley and mere cats me cat
no lamageddon Gold, right, know what you did last summer?
Silver poo fling with love from Big Mumma's rocked our
house Gold may see well, I don't make us laugh

(52:12):
any gibven Sunday Gold. It's Gibbons playing football all right?
Jack who is off to Melbourne zoo and Raw and Paul.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Well on to Wenita for BMX Bandicoots.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
We are back tomorrow morning, forty years back tomorrow properly
not this strange, nonsensical Round zero that was already a
bad idea, and now it's somehow even worse. We now
this thing called a ladder fowl. We ever got time
to get into what that means right now Google it.
It's a thing now. On tomorrow's show, we continue the

(52:50):
shark tank theme. You pitch your ideas to us this
time of themed restaurant. Jack crashed and burned with his
rub tog and Eat restaurant. I wrote it down. No, no,
it's rob tug and Eats. You know those bases they
have no windows for a reason. What's going on in there?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Our restaurant business?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Who wants to be tugged and while they eat? Whereas
per second, the city that is a great idea sex
and the city that is locked in my fantasy football,
combining two great loves of the city, food and football.
You'd eat at that place.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
I would eat that would.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Team server owner and the menu reflects your glory day.
So obviously, just a couple of starters for Jackie Boy
as a Pomers fan. All right, so you pitch your
ideas to my best one, get the show tomorrow. We're
going to give you a thousand dollars. It really is
a real low watted Sharkshank. I don't think Cuban's ever gone.
I got a thousand bucks right, small change. You can have.

(53:55):
What's smaller than a tank. It's a fish tank.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Christian Connell Show podcast