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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
It is well known cinnamon will get you.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Show one thousand, two hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Good morning, Jack Post, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy morning.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You have to be gentle with me today.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Why what's happening? I'll hangover you coldplay.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I wish I was no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I wish you were hungover.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, I wish I had gone to coldplate. Our dogg
O's getting surgery today.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Oh good luck.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I know what's what's that with Presley? This is a
giant dog, so I'm guessing it's a two hundred man
team and it's on ladders and absetting equipment and crampons to
climb up to operate from the world's biggest dog.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
What is that the scene from Gulliver's Travels.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, that's it. Yeah, dog is huge. It's not really
a dog, it's a horse.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
He's like a little pony. So he's a marema. If
you don't if you don't know what a Marema. Is
there an Italian sheep dog. If you've seen the She's.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Running out of Flemington over the next couple of days.
Is there with a little jockey on his back.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
If you've seen the movie See.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Dog Actually dogs just race the Fleming Course.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
If you've seen the movie odd Ball about the dogs
watching the penguins down at Middle Island at Warnable, that's
what he is. He's just the most majestic, magnificent dog.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
And we he could get TV work. Here's a beautiful dog.
But that is a big old hound.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
He's a huge hound. He's only about because we had
to weigh.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Him for the vets fifty sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's about forty six. He's all fur, he's all fair.
You should see him when you're bathing.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
He's like, what's his operation? Then?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So he's got a lump, a lump on his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
It's not a person stuck in there? Is he human
shaped lump? Oh? It's Chris, get you out there, Chris Funny.
Where my husband was? He's in the dog.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I don't really.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hope very well when pets aren't Like, he's not sick.
We've just got to get this lump.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You love you, Yeah, yeah, you love them so much.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't cope with it very well at all. So
he got to sleep in last night and Chris cooked
him a couple of sausages for his dinner.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
You got to sleep, yes, asleep, but within nan two
seconds are ready for shenanigans. Like my dog there sworn
the shepherd dogs they're just ready to go at half
a second though. They're never grumpy, are they. They just
they see you go, we're going out for a walk
and we're not going for a walk. Now. How many
times have to go through this?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It was a bit toased out because the vet gave
us some anti anxiety tablets, so you.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Take two of these, so he had they knock out
the dog that side and they got like blow in
the car park.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Do you have to hide him in the sausages? How
did he give him to.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, so that's why we cooked the sausages. And it's
a bit of a treat. So he was zonked last night.
But I've got the task at Crystal drop him off
this morning at green Cross, who are amazing, by the way,
if you need a good vet in the West, they're amazing.
But I've got to pick him up. But I don't
know how I'm going to get him in the car.
Because if he's a bit sort of docile still and
you know, a bit sort of wobbly on his feet.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
They've got that stretcher. They can put them on the
little stretch on William Outley car and then they dragged them
over like a blanket.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Well, what's the dog stretcher. I've never seen the stretcher.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I only saw the first time. You know, I was
telling me about that police car that turned up to
the Beats. I was at the weekend and they apprehended
a dog in the back of a divvy van and
it was quite fair and in there, and so they
had to get the vets, had to come out and
like trank it or something. Then they've got this stretcher
with this sort of blanket that's got handles attached to it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
They're seeing on a soccer pitch.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yes, And they then got the sleepy sort of apprehended
dog at the back of the divvy van, chuch it
on the stretcher and then wheeled in. You aren't good,
asked him, because you can put your back out care
on that big old dog.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's great, But what do I do when I get
the other end when I get home.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
You've got to take the vet with you, take the stretcher,
take the whole tea cross practice with you. And then
is he got to wear the old the car the
cone of shame then?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
And I just I spoke to the bit yesterday and
she said, look, if you've got an old T shirt,
sometimes we put those over the dogs. And I said,
you rip right through that. He needs the needs the
legs or.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Bin tang T shirt. You're Christ's and old Brian Adam's
to T shirt. Waking out the suburbs shade.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
They're massive. It's like a big washing troughs.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Not just that they knock into anything in their way
on purpose. You just hear them clattering, don't they.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
They look so sad that I've never seen my dogs
louder than the week she had the going on.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's horrible looking.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Forward to it. It's like it's going to be grim.
I just know it is.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
For how long is a cone on for seven days?

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
My word? Now they start knocking over lamp shade drinks
that you'll have in there, so they get flown. I reckon.
They know they know I'm going to suffer. You will
suffer with.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Me, Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I excited my wife and I off to see cold
Play tonight. It was their opening night last night. And
this is Chris two days ago when he got into
Melbourne's sound check and do the Neighbors theme tune. Sounds

(05:26):
great marvel, doesn't it. You know the accous your said,
he's got a beautiful while it is actually was the
respects to that like that. It's hard to pull off
and maintain the whistle like that. I don't know if
they did it last night, but one of the team
was there and it was in your news, Patsy. So

(05:48):
one of Coldplay weren't on stage.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, Guy bury him in. The bass player had his
head down the toilet. Unfortunately for Guy had a stop bullied.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
That's not very Chriss's the much mild nicest man in music.
He's giving that's sad.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It was crooked, the poor thing and made the call.
Obviously left it to the final moment, hoping to be
fit to be able to get up there with the
rest of the guys, but couldn't and pulled out about
an hour before.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
So now Locky from the team was actually there, so
what happened, Lockie? Was it a great show? They're amazing life,
aren't they?

Speaker 8 (06:25):
They are phenomenal. It was a fantastic show. You could
notice a little bit there with the bass player, wasn't there?

Speaker 6 (06:33):
So they just played without a bass player.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I thought, we have a spare one, backup backup guy
for Guy Bury minutes. A Coldplay joke.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Guys, the I think it was their equipment manager played
along a little bit for them. Some techi play, so
there's a lot of tracks there, so it's later.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's not. It's not like the Red or Chili Peppers,
where it's like Flea is a big part of the band.
Most Coldplay fans couldn't even name who the bass players
or anyone other than Chris Martin.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Yeah, I've got no clue the bass player was. But
it was a fantastic show, and there definitely was recorded
base playing at some point and the bass player, you know,
the equipment manager played the bass for them.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
So that a great show.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Honestly fantastic with Coldplay though, the whole stage show and
the whole stadium, you're part of the show. They do this.
It's nothing but pure joy, isn't it. They do things
with the wristbands and the lights.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
And yeah, it did start a little late because I
was being told how good my money was being used
with the ticket sales, so I was hoping.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
For the show to start a little earlier. But it
was all positivity.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
What time are they onto it? I just presumed they're
on at eight.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
No, they didn't go on to stage to about five
past nine.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh my god, School Night, I'm kicking off.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
There was an issue I think with getting the people
through the turnstiles. I think they had like an equipment fault,
which is what happened.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Everything's going on, can't get into the show.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
This is some This is Chris announcing the devastating news
that the bass player can't join them tonight.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
I'm sorry for you, guys.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Said there's been a death in your family. I'm paid
to carndry boats.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Chris Martin is, Yeah, I'm sorry for you guys.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Now it is when he's like seeing water or Guy
Berrman signs and stuff like that all around Marvel.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
I'm sorry for you guys now here waiting to see
Guy and he's not going to be able to play that.
So we will have a slightly different show and we'll
do our best to make it amazing, and I know
that it will be amazing because we're in Melbourne with
all of the beautiful people.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
He's really struggling for, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
You've see some mistakes and some problems.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Is because we.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Don't have our bass player and we only had about
an hour to figure it out.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
More information we don't. He does a crowd.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I've interviewed the man many times, right, and they're lovely guys.
But just put this into concepts how most people all
it is Chris Martin, right, he's the most He's the
front man. He is the band, really, although they are
the band, but no one really knows who they are.
So they got a drummer called Will We bought the
same soccer team. We all once happened to be in
the same hairdresses near my old radio station. He was
getting his haircut. He doesn't have a lot of hair,
so it's a very quick haircut. They just come back

(09:15):
right cold. Players come back from playing the Super Bowl
halftime show. I remember, right, biggest it's the biggest show
in the world. The lady starts making small talk with
this guy, doesn't know the hell he is, asking what
he's been up to last couple of weeks. He's making
small till lot. We just got back from America. I'm
looking at him, knowing he's talking about the Super Bowl
half type entertainment show. She just want, well, you are
there on holiday? Was it business or pleasure goes business?

(09:37):
Stopped looking at me. She had no idea who it was.
Same with Guy Berryman.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Christian Waking Up the Neighbors was nineteen ninety two. By
the way, I've still got the tall T shirt. Oh well,
that is amazing. I I always wondered why bands. I
just presumed all bands have understudies, you know, like you
go and see a play. If the the main cast
members and there there's somebody else that steps in, they're
ready for this. With Coldplay last night, no bass player

(10:06):
guy from the band, and then there'd been a few
little glitches throughout the show, I just presume they'd all
have a spare I.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Just read that in the twenty plus years that Coldplayer
have been playing, they've never gone on stage without all
four of them.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
But you think these days, you're on a big global
world tour, you're going to pick up bugs and illnesses?
Has anyone I loved to speak to on them? This morning,
he's gone to see a big band and one of
the key band members aren't actually on stage. I thought
they just have like don't people like step in for
them rehearsals and play those instruments.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I saw Blink one eight two without Travis Barker, who
is their drumma.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
He's that he is the biggest and well known.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Member of it because this was in twenty thirteen and
he didn't fly. He was in a plane crash and
then didn't fly, so didn't go on any international tours.
But this most recent time they're back together. He's overcoming
his fear of flying, and he did come.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Out all right. Coming up the next time, we're going
to do the good morning minute, good.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
Mine, and good mining, good mine, and do you.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Coming out up next to Arthur Passes News. Then for
one minute we will say good morning to many of
you as possible. So if you want a good morning,
all you have to do is text me on four
seventy five three one oh four three, let me know
your name, where you are and what are you up to.
Our first one's morning is a very special good morning
to Jude, who is back home. Jude is one of
our lovely listeners who had a big heart operation a

(11:20):
couple of weeks ago. You won the washing machine when
she is in a hospital bed. Jude has exceeded all
the expectation sheet is back home right now, out of
hospital time here in six weeks. So a very special
good morning today too, Jude, from all of us. All right,
so if you want a good morning, all you got
to do is text me, let me know your name,
where you are and what are you up to, and
we do it.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Next the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Christian, I saw Aerosmith years ago. Here they played without
their bass player. Pretty sure they have roadies that can
fill in on various instruments, not cold Blay. Just hearing
that audio of Chriss, he seems really heart broken.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
He seems sad than Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
It doesn't matter, scal with the songs. When you're doing Paradise,
all right, they're still a good morning.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Minute, good good morning, good morning team.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Are you ready with you?

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Good morning, I'm ready to guy.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Good morning to Russell and Mandy Bowler.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Russell and Mandy, good morning, Hello Bowler.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Heading over the west Gate Bridge with the caravan pats
ready for a beautiful long weekend on the Gibson's Lakes.
By the way, most of these good mornings are people
fleeing town in caravans with their with their tensail packs
up there starting a line of games.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I've heard of taken off the Mondays, taken off the
Friday as well.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
That's the and obviously today if they're fleeing now, that's
a that's a week off now if you're not back
till next day Wednesday. Good morning to Brook running right
now on fern Tree Gully.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Good morning Brook.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
On in to Casey, traveling to Adelaide for holiday with
my family, listening to Gold the whole way there to Radelaide.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wow, how many fights will be in that car today?
That's a long way, would you family?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
N six hours, seven hours, eight eight and a half
nine probably actually seven point three. Good morning to Jenny
out walking on the Lilydale Lake. She can walk on water.
It's Jesus he Good morning, Jenny Christian. I never heard
of Guy Berryman the bass play from Coldplay, but I
don't think I'm never going to get here. The bass
play for Coldplay is.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Now well now you know, Jane, it's a headline news story.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
It is good morning to David, Lisa and Allen on
their way to mill Dura for a long, long weekend.
Good morning, cup weekend Morning Katrina. Everyone's packing up. She's
head of the port Fairy. Today we should say where
are you going? Everyone is heading away, Christian. Sometimes if
a band member is sick I able to play, the

(13:43):
members text will fill in at short notice. I went
to see Metallica without the drummer Lars Uric. They had
they borrowed Slayers drummer. Oh you can borrow we band member.
There must be a website or a giant rock and
roll WhatsApp group.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Why couldn't any Melbournelle, Lena.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Base player to them? Christian, We're in the car with
the kids and the dog on our way to a
dairy farm, heading for the long weekend. It's not Friday today.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
It is Thursday?

Speaker 10 (14:14):
Is day?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I feel like everyone's heading away like it's Friday today.
Good morning to Rob, Charlie and Jimmy. Christian. Can you
get this message out? Please hurry up and get dressed
to school. Charlotte, your mum is getting grumpy.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Morning Charlotte Christian.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Big morning for us. My husband and I are retiring
from work today. We are on the train for the
last time, commuting into a husband has worked the same job,
same company for forty years.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Wow, so they're both retiring from different jobs. Yeah, it
sounds like on the same day. Congratulations, he's been.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
In the same company for forty years. His wife has
been in the same company for twenty eight years. That
is massive. I enjoy your last day. Thank you very
much everyone. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Look Christian Connell Show podcast, Christian.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
I saw Slayer fifteen year ago at Festival Hall. The
lead singer Tom came out on stage said he was
having troubles with his voice. They pulled a guy out
the crowd. He sang the entire set. That's funny. That
is really funny.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Now, how many people were at Marvel last night?

Speaker 4 (15:15):
A fifty thoah.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Surely there's some big fan in there who knows all
the bass parts to cold Play songs.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Metallica frontman James Hetfield has twice been replaced by his
guitar tech John Marshall. James did sing join those shows,
but he couldn't blame his guitar. Once his arm was
in a cast that he broke in skateboarding, and the
other time he was getting over burns after being set
on fire after a pyrotechnics went wrong on stage. Big
difference between Metallica and cold Play. I can't see Chris

(15:45):
Martin skateboarding. Eckon, he's still hacking sacking though.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Maybe one of those drones with the flashing lives bumped
him in their forehead or something.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
All right, we've got the longest pop happening today. So
up on the roof of where we are, the old
Palaco building in Richmond, are our producers Caitlin and Rio
to set the scene about what is going to be
happening After seven o'clock this morning went up for grabs.
It's five thousand dollars in cash award of bix. Someone
away to the Melbourne Cup Carnival November two, this weekend
to the ninth where fashion meets celebrity and adrenaline meets jackpots. Guys,

(16:14):
are you there?

Speaker 9 (16:16):
Hello? Good morning, Hello.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
We are up here on the rooftop. The wind is howling,
it's freezing.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
It's so cold. He's too early. I could hear them
down the line or go like shivering it's a bit fresh.

Speaker 11 (16:29):
No, no, no, no, it's beyond fresh. We're in cold territory.
Oh my god, I'm on my hat's almost.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, we can hear there, you guys.

Speaker 12 (16:39):
Okay, up there, so cold I cannot it's a freezing
seventeen degrees today.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You're gonna be okay, your four stories up.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah, you're talking like your summer to everettes.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Very easy to say from your cushy little studio down
there with your jacks. Is that thunder?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Hang on, let me get that sound A fan forgot
say shame guys radio, Thanks you for your sacrifice.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 11 (17:10):
We're up here in the heart of Richmond on this
beautiful rooftop, overlooking the entire Melbourne city. I could if
I just reached out, I could touch the light towels
at the MCG. I could give Amy Stadium a little kiss.
It's a beautiful, beautiful scene. And below my feet is
synthetic grass, the entire rooftop.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
You lost it a bit there and now quick link
to the synthetic.

Speaker 11 (17:36):
Grass, the beautiful, iconic synthetic grass of the Palacco rooftop.
We've turned essentially a rooftop into a racecourse.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
It's as though if you just.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Seem changer, this is how you do it. By the way,
they've got big rooftop there. Make those ponies run on
that roof. Something different. This shit.

Speaker 11 (17:56):
There's a flower wall, there's a course, there's a dj
there's about sixty bottles of champagne. If I didn't know
I was in Richmond, I would think I'm in the
bloody bird cage right now.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Christian, please mind your language there, bloody bucket cage. Emotions
are running high because the weather up there today. Please
be careful.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
I can see my breath coming out of my mouth.
That's how for you.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh, it's a mile thirteen.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
It's thirteen degrees on this in the UK, we're going
to the beach and weather like this. This is our summer. So, Caitlyn,
all the contestants are there. Who after seven o'clock we're
going to start the hits.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
They are all here.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
They're ready to roll, and they are ready to take
on all the rules that I have.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
For them this morning.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
All right, So the idea is system. We're calling the
longest poppets so where we can file off their champagne court,
the furthest Wins five thousand dollars in cash. Kaitlyn, what
are the rules and regulations? You can begin your briefing.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
All right, guys. Rule number one disqualification. It's the most
important rule.

Speaker 13 (18:50):
If you go off the right side of this building,
your pop is disqualified. And the reason for that is
we will not be able to find it. There is
bushland over to the right here, and.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
So hospital that now relocates it to the bush.

Speaker 13 (19:13):
Guys, we have tested this out and Whitney lost her
cork to the series bushland that we have here in Richmond. So, guys,
if it goes over that way, I'm sorry, but it
is disqualified.

Speaker 9 (19:27):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (19:28):
Second rule, if your cork goes over the front of
the building, it is still valid. Okay, So if it
goes over that way, it is still validated.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
To measure, well, have people downstairs with a measuring tape
ready to roll.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
So we're going to throw the measuring tape off, hundreds
of guys.

Speaker 13 (19:46):
We're smarter than that. We have two measuring tapes. We've
got one up here one downstairs just in case.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, how can you measure it from them? Their champagne
bottle to over a building and down the side of
the building.

Speaker 13 (19:56):
From the building the side of the building downstairs out
to where the cork because it's the same length as
the building that they've just shot it off.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
Get it okay, good, So.

Speaker 13 (20:06):
Raw number three, No shaking until we give you the
shake signal. You will have ten seconds to shake your bottle.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
We want it to be fair, so.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
Shake, shake, shake for ten seconds, and then after that happens,
we have to stop shaking, and we will give you
the pop signal and you will pop.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
I'm actually paying attention the release.

Speaker 13 (20:31):
Shake, shake, shake, so you'll have ten seconds shake, shake, shake.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
Stop, three two one, pop, and you pop.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Okay, it's like a very activated If you do not.

Speaker 13 (20:46):
Pop it quickly enough, the guys Christian and Jack can
disqualify you can.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Be doing that, give a horrible job like that. They're
only in counter a Jack and I that we're disqualifying them.

Speaker 13 (21:00):
If they're being nice, they will just tell you to
hurry up. Okay, So just hurry up because we've got
to where it's a radio show.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
We've got to be done about them today.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Any rules, it will be banished, all right.

Speaker 13 (21:16):
Obviously it is called the longest pop, So who's ever's goes.

Speaker 9 (21:19):
The longest wins. Okay, if to go the.

Speaker 13 (21:23):
Same length or three or four, you will all go
through to the final.

Speaker 9 (21:27):
Okay, congratulations, you're in the final. And then that's it.
So does everyone get the rules?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
See guys in there, we're all in safe hands or
I can't move on for the fact that this going.
If it goes off the side of the front of
the building, how we're going to measure that the sign?

Speaker 9 (21:47):
It's fine, We've got it all sort of.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Don't worry so simple. You just measure it from the
edge of the wall.

Speaker 9 (21:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
You put down a couple of hundred feet.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Now why would you have to measure down? You just
measured from what do you mean? You just go from
where the wall is.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Won't we just be able to tell which is the
furthest core five, which.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
Is further away and probably probably yes.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Yeah, yeah, that would also you know, we can just eyeball.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Guys, guys, let's get poppy. We've got a radio show,
can you says mine? We've got a radio show. We
gotta get on with it. Guys, all right, Jack and
I will join you both in five minutes time, when
we will begin with Heat one.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Five thousand dollars. It's gonna be one you next out
for the Longest Pop. Let me describe the scene. We're
on the roof of the radio station. It's the old
Palacco building in Richmond. It is a fresh morning today.
There is a slight breeze. Why is this relevant because
you the next how people are gonna be firing champagne
corks off the top of this building. Jack, Now we're
up here. Every chance champagne corks are going over the

(22:45):
side of this building.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Definitely. I remember it being longer. When we came up
here maybe two years ago to do something. I thought
there was plenty of room. We'll definitely have corks going
off into Richmond.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
So if you drive out in Richmond on Punk Road,
watch out. Champagne corks about to start flying in a couple
of seconds. All right, Longest Pop is about to.

Speaker 14 (22:59):
Be in right now, shape that bottle up. We need
some people for the Longest Pop. Hey, you wan a
win five K Gotta pop that cock? Baby popping bar away?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
All right. So we're gonna do two heats and then
we're gonna work out who are the two that furthest
five their corks and then they go into the big
grand final. Jack. Who we've got in Heat one?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
We got seven contestants per week. Quickly introduce yourself and
what you do.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
My name is Mike. I'm a mathematics tat.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Oh yes, the triggeronometry expertator.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
And he's looking great. He's dressed up for spring carnival.
Shame on the rest of you look very scruffy today.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'm Sophie. I'minis Sophie.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
How old are If you don't want me ask you too?
Now you're not give that champagne ball to me. It's
Schoolies doesn't start for another couple of weeks. There's no way.
Twenty two doogie house are MD?

Speaker 6 (23:54):
We need to say photo ID.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
If you don't open that, I'm sorry. Do you get
that a lot? Sophie.

Speaker 15 (23:58):
On the way in, someone asked me if I was
here with my mum.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Sorry, good luck so for okay.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Contest number three, I am Harry.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
I build tiny homes in a warehouse Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Got that lock for you, Thank you very much. I
still need it. Thank you for the studio contest the
number four. This lady looks like she's shivering and trying
to stay alive.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I am. I'm Kylie and I'm a nurse at Saint Vincent's.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Good for you. Good luck, Kylie.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Contest a number five.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Hi, I'm Charlie and I manufactured things.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
All right? Your AI are you you manufactured thing? It's
very powerful lady, she's a transformer.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Contested number six and is Gelong Cat's outfit.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's right. I'm Calvin and I'm a spectacle maker.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Spectacle maker yeah, spectacle maker yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
I have been doing for a long time.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
And finally, contest a number seven.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I'm Cali, I'm from Geelong and I working finance. All right,
good luck? All right, So you understand the rules and regulations,
but just a Kaitlin, can you just remind them? And also,
I mean Jack, I've really.

Speaker 13 (25:01):
Forgotten okay, So just qualification off to the right side
of the building because there's too much shrubbery. Please do
not hit it off there anywhere else free as if
you go over the front of the building, that is
absolutely the corks.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Every time you say if you go over, I get
very nervous. We can't afford to lose any lists as
a child who as well pretending to be a nurse.

Speaker 9 (25:21):
If it goes over the front. That will also be valid,
and that's absolutely fine.

Speaker 13 (25:25):
If two go the same distance, you will all go
through to the final. Those two or whoever are the
same distance. We will give you ten seconds of shaking.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
You will have to stop already shake it right after that.
Some of you are so.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Cold, it is freezing up here.

Speaker 13 (25:39):
You have to stop and then you can We'll do
a three to two one pop. Okay, good luck, good
luck everyone.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Can they take the little metal cages off their champagne
mil now?

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Yes, they were cage.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Oh my god, I'm just realizing I'm still in front
of all of that. Have to lose my eyes. If
only there was a child nurse here. Wait there is.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Okay, So for the shaking, should we give them acountdown?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah? They start the countdown? Hanson. First of all, have
you all dkays of champagne bottles? Thank you? Start the shaking.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I guess shake now ten nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four three two one. When you hear my, when you
hear my air horn fire those corks.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Nothing has been released yet. They can't actually get well,
where's where's one gone? Right to the end? Hi, They're
going to the end of the course. The corks are
going a lot further than I thought. The spectacle maker
can't release his cork. He's oh no, it's a little dribbler.
Finance lady does a great one. All right. They went

(26:44):
a lot further than I thought. One of them almost
hit rio right, almost went off. So who are the two?
There's that purple and green? Purple and green?

Speaker 9 (26:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Is that blue?

Speaker 10 (26:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Blue? Who's color blind?

Speaker 14 (26:54):
Not me?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Blue? Blu? Blue and green? Blue and green? Got chaos
here up on the roof.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
So who is Two of our corks hit the end
of the building without going over.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
We're calling that a draw. So who are out?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
So what three go through from this heat? Too?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
To go through from our heat? Harry, let's go.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
We just found out it's called Harry. Why do we
need to know his name again?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
I forgot?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Have you changed your name in the last two minutes?

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
All right, it's great to see Harry, and nice to
catch up. And are you through? Child? Yes, the child
leaving food child nurses make it through. This is amazing.
Florence Nightingales, granddaughter's made it through what seems today. All right,
we'll come back with the second round.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Next Here on gold The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh my god, it sounds like Coldplay live last night.
Here on the roof of our radio station. It's gone
one at four point three, It's the Christian O'Connor Show.
We are ready for the second eat in the longest
pop up for grabs. Then just after eight this morning,
the grand final is whoever can pop their court the
furthest on the champagne bottle. Win's five thousand dollars in cash. Jack.
Who is in this heat? The second and final heat

(28:08):
this morning?

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Contest A number one. My name's Migael.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I'm an architect.

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yes, we spoke to you yesterday, our two days ago
and now good luck, thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Contested Number two is George Lucas, also known as Hi.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I'm Cam. I make several kinds of rope for a living.
Good Luck Cam.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Contested Number three.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
I'm Scotty and I'm a business manager.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Good Luck Scotty.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Contested Number four.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Hi, I'm Sarah and I'm a pe science teacher.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Good Luck Sarah the p science Teacher.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Contest Number five.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Hi, I'm Paula.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I work in disability and I've got a sidekick making
relition chutney. Bye, it's downstairs for you guys.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Thank you very much, Thank you very much, and you
come in your pajama today. Thank you. Just came straight
from bed.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
I thought we were asking people to dress like I'm
going to the race.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Welcome to Australia. This is how they go to the races.
If you've been to the races, this is how often
the looked like it. Straight from Peter Alexander.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Contested number six. I'm roding on a chippy.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Rod's giving nothing away, is going to poke the face alright,
so he this is me nursing it like a baby
on his chest.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
He's just gonna give a warm It's it's a pilet strategy.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Now we'll say that the two finalists five minutes ago
all had bottles that were room temperature.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Okay, you had a choice if you wanted it cold
for warm.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Warm.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
Me mine between my leg.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
This is Contestant number seven.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I don't want to put my eyes there. I'm now
going to look away. Professionally produce fashion and not like that.
I hope. All right, Well luck everybody. I am getting
out the way so I don't lose an eye. Child nurse,
you're still here, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
I say so.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Two contestants already through to the final from heat one.
This is the second and final heat. Ten seconds of shaking,
and then when you hear the air horn, that's when
you pop the bottles.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Good luck, everybody, begin the shaking signal, Jack Tenney, one
of them. It's got in a business mancher banging it
on the ground. A lot of vigorous shaking. What pop?
All right, they're now trying to release their corks. Whoever
goes the furthest We're going to the grand final. Corks
are being pop right now. We'll letting them go off

(30:08):
the top of the berry.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Oh much.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
How all corks have been released?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
A seven have been related. He had one hit the walls.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
The rooftop is seventeen meters, so we've had another one
go full seventeen.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
We have just one winner from this heat. It is yellow.
It is right.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
The Champagne verse done.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
He goes through the Grand Final after eight this morning,
winning five thousand dollars. Give yourself a round them plus
aanktually very much of coming along. Everyone was lucky today.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jack.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
And I am back down the studio and they stood
up there freezing. By the way, I.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Think we let them go inside.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Patsy it is. I know, it's like fifteen sixteen or
whatever seventeen you said it today. It is fresh up
on that root.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
It must be the windshill factor, because it's like fourteen degrees.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
It'site something about the altitude up there.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Different lie up there. Honestly, my hands a corl. It's
just something we realize. Jack and I come back down
to a warm coaches studio where there's all our listeners
up there on the roof freezing right now. A couple
of bit of texting in I want to know, how
are we knowing whose cork is who's They are all
individually colored, Yes, all right, so each of the competitors
has a different colored cork. Yeah, that part of it

(31:15):
is organized and fair.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Did you know what we must have done that this morning?
Someone must have used the corn. Yeah, they're looking they're
looking down at their hands afterwards, like, oh, staining of the.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Show remains on them all right, coming up now they're
on the show the name game, as in, do you
have a name that's a pain?

Speaker 5 (31:36):
A name you always need to explain.

Speaker 14 (31:40):
Well, we've made my name as in game.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
All right, every Thursday there and you give us a call.
If you do have one of those names where you're
so used to having a go to one line to
explain your name, you find yourself saying as in a lot.
To make it easy for people, we turn it into
a game. You give us the clue, we try and
guess what your name is. This is how it went
last week. Caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
My name is as in Gym duel Sapphire, Swarovsky, Topaz,
no diamond, diamonds Forever.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Caller two, muddled dirt Earth, no clay Hi bangers, bang
on play. Caller three, my name as in Oyster Mollusk
kill Patrick. Are you Brian Mollusk? No, I'm not Brian
mull Chris clam no aphrodisiac, no sus a p just

(32:38):
Patrick appreciated. You should be buying your wives the pearls.
Do we get as Jackie boy the pearls? All right?
So as you come on, you hear me, just go
call a one, call the two because we do not
know your name. Pats. Are you ready? I'm ready, Jackie ready,
Let's go. Let's play in the Name Game. As in
caller one, Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 16 (32:57):
My name is as in Carlsen's girlfriend Jane.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Jane, Yeah, come on, shame anyone I did ever guess
on that? Well, that was, thank you very much. Who
is going change? Is that with the silent pange? Thank you?
Come on, Jane? All right, corner to good morning, good morning.

Speaker 16 (33:27):
My surname is as in lots of water.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
River, ocean, sea, ocean, lake, tributary, estuary, lake, keep going, ocean, gallon,
Lita Bucket, Charlie Bucket.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm guessing a surname or a first name surname.

Speaker 10 (33:54):
Lots of water, Oh, come on, come on, river, av
see ocean, waterfall, Mediterranean, Atlantic, Indian.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Pacific, Adriatic, that's straight channel nor canal. No, we're out
of time. What is what is your name? Okay, it's Flood.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
But when I had my when I went my baby,
I rang up and I said, Hi, my.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Name is missus Flood and my waters have broken.

Speaker 17 (34:28):
Hospital nurse came up, apologizing profusely because she thought I
was a prank caller who's.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Done prank calls to maternity Wards will, miss Flood, thank
you very much? Give me's got to Caller number three.
Call her three. Good morning. Welcome to the name game,
as in, yes, good morning.

Speaker 16 (34:51):
My surname is as in the music festival.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Coachella, Red Hot, Summing, Slender in the grass Clastomy. But
your surname is Glastonbury. That's right, wow, as in the
music festival. Love it all right, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I don't want my voice then, Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Coming up for the second part of the name game,
as in, we try and guess your name. If you
have a name, this a Paine, we try and work backwards.
You give us the one line clue that you have
to give most days of your life with your name,
we try and guess what your name is. All right,
so cooler one, good morning, good moning. Okay, what's your clue?

Speaker 16 (35:38):
My clue is as in my last name is a country,
not an animal?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Wales.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Very good scanning the globe right now. What are the
country that are also an animal?

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Chili?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
No, that doesn't make sense, Antarctica.

Speaker 16 (36:07):
I'll have a bit spelled as a country not an animal.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
There's like two hundred countries, so we're just trying to scan.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Now, what are out of time? What is your name?

Speaker 16 (36:21):
It's Kim I'm sorry, not my last name Lions. Lions
country is lion in England, there's a country called Lions.
Well is it a town.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
No, there's a place in France called Leon, but that's
a place.

Speaker 16 (36:46):
That's what my name is spelled as. And everyone keeps
thinking it's the animal.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Well that was impossible to get.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Okay, thank you very much for calling in.

Speaker 16 (36:58):
Bye hey, yeah know.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
That actually is yeah. And by the way, you want
to producers who actually put these people through having a
little chuckle over there.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
It's a country in England doesn't even make sense because.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
England it is a country. There's no country countries.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Are you keeping in your mother?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
All right, let's restart the game show. We call it
to Welcome to the show. Hello, Hello, how are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, okay,
what's your clue? As in the sun solo bright hot, very.

Speaker 12 (37:34):
Good hot, Yes, Jackson, yeah, solo, Susanne solo.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
So that's a great name. All right, thank you very
much for calling Suzanne. Thank you caller three, Good morning,
good morning, good morning, called three. Welcome to the show.
In the name game as in as in helicopterop Chopper, blades,
wordly Bird, Rota.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Nine pilot helicopter, vertical.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Spear wing, black duck.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
What was the last closer I spoke over you.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
It's also a duck, Mallard, Drake, Swan, Grebe, Donald Daffy.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
So it's a type of helicopter by the sound of it.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Humor, I don't know my helicopters, no links, what are
the ones they used? Like in the war movies, they're like,
get to the shopper, get to the s G one five.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Nine around oryan shoppers O O R I O.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
In this game, is really really give up? Song of
the country in England? Is it.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
All three?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
What is it? Huey shoeye? Yes, yeah, no, no, no, no, okay,
all right, thank you very much calling in. Let's got
a call of four, good morning, call of four.

Speaker 16 (39:26):
Yes, yes, Hello, good morning, welcome, thank you.

Speaker 17 (39:31):
My surname as in no money.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Skint, broke broke, skint no poor poor poor, Yeah, all right,
thank you very much for calling. Thank you, And who
is confused with the name Paul, whether you needed to
be explained with a clue, we got here, call a five,
good morning, welcome, good morning, Hey, call a five, good luck,

(39:57):
Off you go.

Speaker 17 (39:58):
I always have to say my surname as in gid
a hello Mate, greeting Mate, Mate.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
The most ousiest surname ever.

Speaker 17 (40:10):
It's really hard.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
And is that your maiden name we've married in for
the Mate family.

Speaker 17 (40:17):
No, no, no, it's my mainen name.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
So what's your full name?

Speaker 17 (40:21):
Emily Mate? All my family have very oddy names.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
So have you got? Who else is in the Mate family?

Speaker 17 (40:30):
Oh my god, there's Greg Mate, Mate Mate, my brother.
My brother just had a baby and it's Marley Mate.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I love it the Mate family. This is awesome. Thank
you so much. According in with that one best one
this morning, Thank you sorry, second best one off from
our country in England.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Look about to get ready for the grand final of
the Longest Part. We're not on the studio now, we
traveled during that song. We're on the roof of the
radio station, which is the legendary Palacco Building in Richmond.
It is fresh today, the wind has picked up and
there are three people who have made their way into
the grand final of the Longest Pop. In the next
couple of minutes, sayd one is gonna win five thousand
dollars in cash. Them and five mites off to steak

(41:20):
stay as well with five hundred dollars in drink vouchers
and food vouchers as well. All right, so let's remind
who has made it into the Grand Final today. Three
brave athletes.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Harry, how are you feeling? Nervous? Excited?

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Ready?

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Young Sophie, how are you feeling I'm pumped up, ready
to go and rod for huge fire last time? How
are you feeling?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
What?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Riady?

Speaker 6 (41:45):
You go?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
All right? So what if it's gonna win five thousand dollars.
They've each got their champagne bottles, They've each got their
own way of releasing the cork. Whoever's cork goes the
furthest wins the five thousand dollars. Joe in the studio
played the theme.

Speaker 14 (41:57):
Tune that now shape that bartle up. We need some
people far the longest bo Hey, you wanta win?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Five k?

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Gutta pop that.

Speaker 14 (42:10):
Cock, baby, pop it bar ohway all right.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
At the end of the course that we have here
on this beautiful synthetic grass, we have Rio the umpire
and adjudicator. Rio. Are you ready, Christian?

Speaker 6 (42:22):
I'm ready.

Speaker 11 (42:23):
I'm perched on the rooftop looking down. Hopefully we'll see
some corks fly over the rooftop into the parking and
I'll be there ready to see who's the winner.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Okay, should that happen, what then happens to measure from
where they are now to where they land?

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Well, we will simply use our eyes. And we also have.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Oh that sounds fair. I suppose I don't do that
on the racist stops the nation last week.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
We just use our eye.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
This five grand there that be throwing us off the roof.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
We also have also Rio has to lean into his
laptop which is a foot away.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
And now you're talking about looking over the side of.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
The blindest man in Melbourne.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Also got three spotters on the ground there to make
sure who is the.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Have we or is that this sort of radio frame?

Speaker 7 (43:06):
No?

Speaker 11 (43:06):
Know, there actually are three actual human beings ready to see.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Great to have human beings state partners today. I just
need to point out the level of detail here. Have
you seen that giant microphone boom above you? So we
can hear the Champagne.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Corps from a Hollywood field.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Wow, it's like the Beatles making Sargent Pepper's album up here.
All right, are we ready to find our winner?

Speaker 12 (43:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Champagne athletes, are you ready. Okay, it is a bit
chilly up here. Good luck. May the best cork win.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Now you can start taking your metal cages off the top.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Of the cage. The champagne bottles. Now they've got the
champagne bottles. Whoever pops it caught the furthest whin's five
thousand dollars in cash. Let me know when you have
uncaged your champagne bottles. Yep, okay, Now he's just struggling
at the moment. We have special shaking music as well
for the final Let's play the shaking music. They're now
now to start shaking for the next ten seconds. Play

(43:59):
the shake music, Shake.

Speaker 14 (44:00):
Shape, shake, shake that bottle, shake.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
That bottle, special shape music. Shaking must now please stop.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
A right contestants, three two.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Good luck. Let's find out who is winning the longest pot.
They're fumbling at the moment. Whoa, whoa, no one. We
have one clear winner that has gone off the top
of the building.

Speaker 12 (44:25):
It's the child nurse.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
It's the child nurse. Is it a child nurse? Yes,
we have a win, five thousand dovers. Child nurses want
to invest up money. But when you grow up and
you can try, what are you gonna do with five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Shave myself on a well deserved holiday.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
And where do you nurse?

Speaker 9 (44:49):
Where do you work?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Oh you're nearby ship. Please don't do that or you'll
be in one of the walls.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
You probably just set a cork through the window of
your building.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
I might try.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Do you know what there's in tough luck guys, but
a great winner. Honestly, nurse is not paid enough. You
work so hard. I'm so glad it's you somewhere in
Richmond right now? Is your cork? Have you seen the
human beings? Have they seen it yet? Rio the court?
Anyone stop leaning over the side like that.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
I really want to say it. They're still looking for
the cork. But I can confirm I saw with my
eyes it went over.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I saw with my I saw with my actualized at work,
he went over. Hey, sorry to well done. So Also,
you're off the race. Thend you off the steak. Stay
you in five mintes. You'll have an amazing time.

Speaker 9 (45:31):
Thank you. I'm very exciting.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Well done, well done, great winner as well, well done.
All right.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
The Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Podcast, So Halloween tonight, I'm no longer in the Halloween
game with the kids being seventeen and twenty. But odd.
Now if I rock up my daughter's university with a
bucket for the sweeties, let's go around campus.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
But you at least put chocolates and lollies out for kids.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
I want to go full grumpy now, going cans setting
the dogs off. So what are you doing? Well?

Speaker 6 (46:04):
I got my alien? Yeah, well, ready to go. Gordy
has an astronaut outfit already.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Then Bianca is another astronaut, and I am going.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
As an alien. It's this big inflatable makes like a
an alien is carrying a human man.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Has Gordy seen it yet?

Speaker 6 (46:20):
No, he hasn't seen it on the first time.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I love it. Yeah, and Patsy, what are you doing?
Because I remember previous halloweens. Don't know if you still
do this. You remember when Pants used to drive to
Posha suburbs and get there like linked chocolate.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
More affluent ones. I am picking up Audie's best friend
who lives about forty minutes away. It's a big operation
and they are going trick or trading.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yes, in fourteen minutes. Where are you going?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I'm not revealing because then all the sweets will get taken.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Oh that's the spirit. Well, yeah, there'd be like Tailbox
is all, let's just go there to get tiny thumb
sized mass boss.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
So she's going as a big lady from Greece because
all the costumes she wanted had already sold out because
she didn't decide till Monday.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Don't you find it? It gets bigger and bigger every year
it does. It's like it took a while to get
up to speed. It's obviously not as speak of Americas.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Even when I was a kid, it wasn't very It
wasn't a thing, was it.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
No, it didn't even exist. In the last couple year,
it's got bigger and bigger. And so are you dressing up?

Speaker 11 (47:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I'm not, Come on, baby sitting the dog? And it's
actually the love God, I should say, who is on
Halloween duties?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
You get over a major knee surgery?

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Fine kind of limping?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Thombe up the street.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What are you going ask
tonight for Halloween? Cam? Good morning Cam, Good morning Christian
and the others. Beautifully done, great day for me for them.
So Cam, are you are you in your outfit? Now? Yes?

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I am, what are you dressed as? Cam?

Speaker 18 (48:06):
I'm Christ as a pirate?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Are you driving the car? Yes?

Speaker 19 (48:11):
I am.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
That's great. Find it to my rear view here I
saw flipping pirate behind me, like, wow, Land Pirates.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Are you going to talk like a pirate all day
at work? Camp?

Speaker 18 (48:22):
Actually, I'm going to throw my best Yes.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
So why are you dressed so early as a pirate?

Speaker 18 (48:27):
So it was a discussion at work. I work at
JB High Flight Springvale, that a group of us would
dress up as for Halloween. So I'm going as a pirate.
I've got what eyeliner.

Speaker 20 (48:41):
On and at an emo pirate, and I've got a
I've got a belt that I normally use for my
Santa costume that I wear on Christ's ease, because yeah,
basically putting things together from home.

Speaker 19 (48:55):
I've got one of my friends at work is dressing
up as Lydia from Beetle Juice in.

Speaker 18 (49:03):
The red wedding dress.

Speaker 19 (49:05):
One of my other friends is actually dressing as Beetle
Juice as well. We've got Danaris Tigerian and I think
someone's dressing up like as a zombie.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
You for doing that as well. That's that's a lot
of effort that you're all go into.

Speaker 18 (49:20):
It's really not much, just grassed off from home and
putting me the mylner on to be honest.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
All right, well listen pirate cam enjoy Halloween today. Thanks
for colling in. May have a good day. Thank you, Penny.
Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Penny. So talk to
us about Halloween. Are you doing it tonight?

Speaker 15 (49:38):
We certainly are. I live in the street where about
twenty houses participate, and last year we saw eight thousand
people come over four hours, So tonight we're expecting. I've
been saving lollies all year and it's going to rock.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I can't find anywhere while how much would you go through?
Like I hate to use the word I can't what
would you go through on a given year?

Speaker 15 (50:08):
One hundred.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Actually feels like we're talking to Patsy, you know. It's
just like ridiculous over the top brands for everything, so
much candy.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Where where are you? Can you tell people where you
are if they want to check it out?

Speaker 15 (50:28):
Orange Orange Street, East Bentley and my son is the
young one that delivers your Indian food to you?

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Is he worked for Swards? Yes, that is invented. Well
thank him for his service. There'd be another big order
this day.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
Food.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Tick me up. You go for it, right, Hugo, that's
what a claiming he's got. Well, i'll say hello. The
next time he delivers in the will be this weekend.
I'll say hello and chat to your son. All right,
but thank you going listen, I'm coming over tonight for
those sweets as well. We're gonna have ninety kilos. I
hate to sell the word candy, but I just said
it three times.

Speaker 15 (51:10):
Candy candy, Candy donated fruits, so we have got options.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Okay, that's very health conscious, Penny, great col thank you
very much for calling him.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
The Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Podcast today of course is hello, we sorry for grabs.
I'm still here. By the worst, it's in character.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
What a shame you're not having kids trick or trade
at your place tonight with that.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Character alwaysh I just shop as a Dracula one here.
I'd make a great drought caller. Welcome. I am glad
not the radyols. Christ I was just.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
The game with Madian food.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Sorry you go, Hawai, chat that to your mum. Red hot.
Someone saw up for grabs. Hold someone saw us back
see ice house Noise Works, Wolf Mother Eskimo Joe are
more tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster. You went to
down the time waste double pass for Red Hot Summer Tour.
In January, Google has revealed the most popular Halloween costume

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searchers worldwide. Do you know what it is? Yes? What's
at number one?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Joe?

Speaker 6 (52:20):
I think no, no go. I think a vampire would.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Be up there.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I'd say a ghyst because it's easy.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
No. I mentioned this last week that people will go
in as ray Gun. It's the world's number one Halloween.
The radio is that big? She is?

Speaker 6 (52:35):
She's the biggest name in Australia right now.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Or do you wanted to That's what she wanted to
go as? But that's sold out of costumes?

Speaker 15 (52:42):
Kidding?

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yeah, what a world we live in. I know someone
who got no points, Taylor Swift who's going Halloween and
the Minions and then bridgeton. What a random collection?

Speaker 7 (52:56):
This is?

Speaker 4 (52:56):
All right? So to down the time waste on Halloween,
vampires songs, vampire songs, you need.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
To say it a vampire wars?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
A what's that was the Vampire war? Have you been
on the Champagne vampire songs Shaky Steaky, breaky Heart, Gold,
Bite Me Baby one More Time, Silver Track in Black Gold,

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No Vampire. We love Rick Asley. Yeah, we listen to
chrypt Rick Asley my favorite, never Gonna dig you up.
You can see what I did that because it's never
gonna dig you up. Oh vampire so loud. The Pointer

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sisters we sing. Now it's raining and it's draining man,
gold playing blood draining you understanding?

Speaker 6 (54:06):
We did understand?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, all right, Jackie, what what have you got vampire songs? Okay?
Oh boy, Ricky wants to see her.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
We listened to lots of Ricky Martins and Italian Vampireligi.
We listened to lots of Ricky Martin.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
In the crypt. Yeah, what are you listening to?

Speaker 6 (54:25):
She fangs, she, she bangs.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Gold plus gold in the Crypt.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
We also listen to Coffin nye Joe, Yes.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Gold.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Bite here bite now.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
And this run's more a clever one, not a funny one.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
No man in the mirror because we can't hear.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
That's gold plus. That's very good. All right, what have
you got them vampire songs? Well? Let listening to in
the crypt.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 13 (55:09):
A.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Welcome to today's time waste, which is vampire songs. Count
Rack is here, Jack. Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (55:19):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
No, you don't sound ready all you got a little
scared of the count voice in you.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Sorry, Drac, I am ready to go.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Bed Hot Summer Tour tickets, uphographs to get your boogie
on Mother Blood, Red Hot Summit. Yes, that's what I
like you he founded listener a Halloween Etsatra, vampire songs.
What we listened to in Transylvanian crypt our favorite types

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of money of course, crypto, crypto currency, to the top
of the drack. A funny guy I'd like to dance to.
I want to hold your fang the silver.

Speaker 21 (56:11):
Vas joy he come and play down here in the
crypt He's singing crypties. Gold bite her in the sun,
Gold get sucky.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
That's a gold path.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Valdan sam Day mc hama. You can't suck this ginny
rule silvera. Have you ever seen the vein gold path?
What don Andy not guns and roses?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
November rain, It's November drain.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Drain the blood, silver baby got drack gold? What don
Josh walk like an ecryptan walk like an ecrypting. We
do that We're coming out of the crypt Ye Silver,
Don Stewart, Drack for good, Drack for good instead of

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that for good Bronze. Trac U la bamba, that's vadn
Rob suck in the middle with you Gold, but Dan
Stephen Thankster's paradise from Claire Gold Morning, Gory, Gold, Vampire

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killed the radio Star, Silver, purple vain, Gold, not Welcome
to the jungle, Welcome to the jugular.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Gold.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
I love it, Justin all right, who's the winner?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
They were very, very good, but same day congratulations will
get sucky.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast