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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Showtime.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'll go hard and soft and I don't mind a
blue vein.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now you know that was the cracker I was saying
to the magpie's brain. I love you.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Show one thousand and two, one hundred and five.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Good morning Chat, Post morning guys, goodbr and Patsy.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Morning boys.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You caught the sun yesterday without any slip stop.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I feel.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No. Yeah, he's got a Bernie schnos, bad boy.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
You know it's when you're color blind as I am.
I never know when I'm sunburned or not until I
start peeling.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
But you'd feel the sting, wouldn't you know?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Actual away, you're aware that you're in the sunshine, you
don't see the sun. Do you think that's the moon?
With your golo blindness.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I dragged the picnic blanket out across to the park
and even with a pillow, and was reading my book
out there with the dog, and then I was asleep
in the sun.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
What a Wednesday, beautiful day. And then twenty five today, Patty,
how was your day? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Not bad, not bad? Although I am looking forward to school,
getting back to it, because when everyone's at home through
the day. I opened the pantry yesterday. You should have
seen it. You thought a bomb had gone off in there.
I have a very very regulated system of where things go.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
And yeah, Sarah's like that. I just I always empty
the dishrusher, right and stack it. That's my thing, right,
And then I'll empty and put away ninety eight percent
of the stuff. And suddenly I'll go in the panta and
I get intimidate, going, I don't know what the system is,
so I just put it on the side. Oh God,
don't even bother enter the dishwashers. You did it properly.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Where do these things go?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know. Doesn't have the takeaway cartons that we
keep for some reason for leftovers, but you don't like
them going with the actual tupperware, because these are more
sort of they break easy, and the tupperwars in its
own draw I don't know the filing system.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
The doublewaar drawer. It's like when you open it, it's
like a big golden ray of sunshine.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's all like spider's legs. It's like spraying out you've
got containers without the lids. They each have a magnetic
thing where they just stayed together.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, no, I know. It's more the food stuffs. So
we had I bought like a little tray of blueberry
muffins for snacks, for ordering little mini muffins delicious.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, it's not boring, No it is. If you're a teenager,
you're not gonna mummy where the blueberry muffins.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I've got friends coming around.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Miniature blueberry muff But that that packet, the packaging, because
everything comes in so much plastic packaging, it had just
been left open.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
So now the whole tray of them is stale, so
they had to go out. It's like, gosh, this.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is literally probably every single house this week on school holidays. Literally.
This was an argument that my wife had with our
seventeen year old two days ago. We just leave leave
the crisps open. Yes they now perished. Yes, you grab
a hand, you leave it open. The weavils come. We've
only got rid of the weavils. They come back here.

(03:08):
It's leaving open trash's place. You're like a human raccoon.
That's what my wife say, human raccoon, trash of the place.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's what it's like. It's like a bear's just attack
the cupboard. But we've even got those. Have you got
those chip clips? Yes, yes, they still don't use them.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You have a troubles though. I don't know even I
don't know where are the clips. The circle of this
is screwed up.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
You get a clip, I don't know whether the clips
are kept.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Or you run out of clips have a limited amount.
So when you want to clip something, you can go
look in the pantry and guard what doesn't need to
When you.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Open up a bag of chips, I do that tuck
over things, yes, you know, but then if you then
go and open it again, it's a spin everywhere because
you forgot about the tuck.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
You tuck it up and then squish it in the pantry,
holds into place.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
That's that sister works the Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yesterday after the show, I had to hot tel it
out of here and I went to see my daughter.
She did a tress rehearsal she's doing. She's in the
year twelve. She's she doing one of her vces is
in music, and yesterday we were aout to go and
see her band. It's their sort of final dress rehearsal
for their exam ten days time. How they go, Oh
my god, they did so well. We were so proud.
Weren't how to film it, but she they even had

(04:17):
to do so. It was a couple of mums and dads,
maybe about ten of us there, and it's sort of
a half empty sort of music theater, and they had
to do it as if it was a concert, right,
but it was at like ten am in the morning.
You have to do it too too, you know. And
he had to do the hand claps and we're really
gonna a part of the audience here. But I said
to one to all transfers, so why is into each time?

(04:38):
She said, well, the examiners won't do that because they
just be examiners. You still get marks on you still
have to do banter with them. Oh yeah, I said,
my god, you're gonna have to really, you'll they'll give
you nothing. They're just examiners, you know, we're mums and dads.
We're gonna wonderful.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, we'd had to film this be so shouted us.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
And then the other thing that happened is they all
so had to have like merchandise as well, so my
daughter had designed the posters, so she had them laminated there.
But my wife is a bit like you Jack, if
something is skewed with or not right, hyper fixated. So
I'm there weeping during every of the seven songs with
Pride and just joy. She was just so good and
I love seeing live music anyway, so that her bandmates

(05:20):
they were just they were really really good. And you
saw my daughter sing at the work. She's great. Boy
the two band mates that they're great as well, and
they were, they were really good. So they did seven songs,
two by artists the road off be honest. Have you
heard of boy Genius?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I do know?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Boy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Wait, no, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I thought it was kid LaRoy Kit Lroy do you anyway? No,
that's song completely different.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
There's a band called Perfume Genius.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Different band, right, No, see again, you wouldn't be at
a bond with that you were a.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Boy genius perhaps, No, no, of course.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
And Conway again.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
I went like this, oh yeah, yeah, my wife, do
you actually know w God bloody clue credit House Yeah now,
And I did a crewdit House conversion and then Noah
Noah Khan and Casey Musgroves she calls me about they
did a coversion of that, that that was great.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm enjoying this. My wife is constantly the whole time
going the posters are lopsided, the posters are lopsided. I'm like,
stop talking to me, stop talking to you. Even is
not bugging you. She's like, this is it not bugging you? No,
because the live music, our daughter, just this experience right now,

(06:36):
We're always going to remember this. The posters are skewed with.
This can't happen in ten days time.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I know what she feels, because even if you were
saying all the different cover songs they were performing, I
was thinking, I hope he hasn't forgotten to tell us
about as well with those.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, so I she said. And afterwards, then night, my
wife says straight away to Lowish, it goes so I went.
At the same time, two conversations. I go, you're amazing.
The posters are one king. The posters won the skew with.
Look now lowis Lowess. Then she starts eating, gretting the
hold of the music teachers, and the music teachers like,
oh yeah, yeah, I mean, look, everything's great, everything's gotta

(07:12):
be right. How can we what can I put them on.
I need to go back to office works. Can you
mount them on something? They're laminated posters.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
They were hung wonkey or the design on them as well.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, no, they were hung wonky, but they're on like curtains.
Jack and she had one over a keyboard and it
didn't look right. I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
To I'm actually very interesting, right, I've got photos because
the last thing I want is for her to fail you.
Twelve music from some one.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Just about the posters the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Two days ago. I was outsat my back deck and
this magpie just came and sat at the edge of
this table about four feet from me, and I wanted
to run inside and scream and shut the door because
they are frightening up close. You said they got that
big old chest out, they're pecks out, and they got
this power in them, and we all know they're scary.
They've got that sharp beak when you sit up close
right in front of you.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
And an it's in their manner.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Here's what I would say, brazen. Yes, they are brazen
and also flagrant. Anyway, I'm thinking I'm not going to
do this. I'm going to try and overcome my fear.
I'm going to sit here and just transmit uncraditional love
from me to the magpie. Right, So this magpie is
side eyeing me like this, and I'm just going, I

(08:22):
love you, man, Okay. I don't know what's what's happening
in your life, but I love you, okay, And I
can see it just like it's scared to trust me,
you know, And I'm trying to speak lap part of it.
We know that magpies can hold a grudge, but can
you also hold a friend of anyway, he took off,
probably thinking wirdo back yesterday? We know another I don't know.

(08:46):
He says the food, he said, he's there for the food.
But pretty soon it's going to be like seeing Goodwill hunting,
where I grab hold of his wings and go, it's
not your fault, it's not your fault. And he's trying
to look away, he's trying to he's trying to suck
the magpipe. It's not a fault. And he wants to
attack me. He wants to, but then he wants to
embrace me, and we embrace. At that moment, my wife
comes to Chris, what the heck is going on? Sorry,

(09:09):
I befriended a magpie.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
And forever more. You do the radio show with a
magpie and your show.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yes, exactly now you started to shut to an animal.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yesterday, very inspired by day Christian, I was taking Lunar
out for a walk at night and saw a beautiful
tawny frog mouth.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Aren't they gorgeous?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
The bird that looks like an owl but is not
an air It's a raptor, is it really?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's part of the raptor species. Not that I'm a
bird now, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
My dad always told me they weren't ours. But over
and over again I would make a mistake in a
job in one day, say, like.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
The not how I.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Thought Christian's crazy? Tries to telepathically speak to this magpie?
What if I try myself? So hold my finger up
about a meter away from the branch that the tawny
frog mouth was sitting on, and I spoke to him
telepathically and said it is safe to come swoop down
and perch on my finger.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
No, because you're trying to get something from the towny
from branch. No, No, you're turning into a stunt or something. No,
and it knows that, and that's not it is. It
is what you're gonna do. The show off Gordon and
they've got a twenty frog mouth any finger, no, no,
my finger and bird speed. It also looks like you're

(10:23):
flipping it the bird to the bird. There's a raptor,
so the whole thing she could have if you sit again,
don't ask for anything from the towny frog mouth.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
No, I will ask him to purchay. And it didn't
end up perching, but it didn't fly away, So I
think step one is for it to gain trust, is okay?
I see that you want me to come.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
And fly out some rapport.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah, and then next time it goes all right, I've
seen this before. I can trust him, and then maybe
he comes down.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
And purchase me. Why I'm suggested, if you're going to
go for all tonight, take some ham for him. Well,
so that is offering him something. No, no, you just don't. No,
it's not right, but it's a gift. It's an offering.
You don't have any finger, but you put on the
ground between you and go this.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Is for you, yes, okay, and I step away.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Step away, so I don't need anything from you because
I'm just giving you on conditional love and then report
back to me. We're all report back if anyone else
or talking to animals, let me know how you get
on the Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian Sorry Burst. The
Bubble towny frog mouse are not raptors. They are night jars.
I've never heard of a night jar neither. I'm pretty

(11:25):
sure they're raptors.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
What are other other rappers? Are they crows and ravens?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I think so. The only reason I'm pretty sure they
are actually tyson is that we have a tony frog
mouth that is regularly on our street, literally outside my house,
and there are about ten people there one day of backpacks.
It was obviously some organized visit and they said, oh,
we're here to record it for David Attenborough. No, no, no, no,

(11:50):
I know, That's what I was like. What he's in
the van around the corner is charging the batteries. He's
he literally goes around the world getting this audio.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
He's like, he's nine.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh he does is sit in a voice over booth
his home and his slippers and a silk dressing gown.
He's not in the field and not in Hampton.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
So did they have video cameras or they were just
recording audio.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Audio on their phone and they were very old people,
right in their seventies, and you know where they don't
want to talk to you because you're not part of
their tribe. And I didn't want to say, you're outside
my house, this is my land here. But anyway, I
was chatting to them and I said, is it really
for for David Attenbrown. They were like, yes, we have
to upload it to a website and then turn nowt
ABC were asking people that the BBC were asking for

(12:34):
any audio that anybody had of these raptors to tourney
frog Mouth and obviously that Chinese whispers they're now part of.
David Adam was gang. They're like backpacks, you know, those
little collapsible stalks with that spike.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
They put it into my nature strip.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Through them getting sandwiches out on the furce my wife
came that thing where you peel about the curtains. Go,
do you think they're going to be out there before
it actually becomes rude? And maybe you need to go
and say something. Well, can't chase them off. They're working
for David Admer.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
I also haven't seen that David Attenborough documentary yet where
they say all right and now we don't play footage,
but we're just going to have a listen to some.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Birds from some old person's iPhone as well that they
probably screw up the audio anyway, you used to hear
them talking or munching on their sandwiches or their their mints.
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Speaker 6 (13:41):
Which of these is bigger? Or Ryan's built of big differ?
Fun off beyoncey to fall on all way right in.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Two key, two thousand dollars a day in a game
of fifty to fifty, let's chat again once more to
the voice of the Biggest Game. Good morning, big Boy.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
Good morning Christian, and good morning listeners. But I've run
the numbers and I don't like their chances this morning.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
So have you got another fiendish question?

Speaker 10 (14:18):
I've got another fiendish question. They have got the last
three correct, which defies fifty to fifty odds, so probability
holding they will not and cannot get today's question.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
He's overdoing, he's gone for Robert.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Nothing probability, says to me the other way.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
And now what a great slogan. Probability holding coming soon
to Channel seven with Larry Ender. Probability and have you
got a demonstration question? Of course, offer Patrina or Jack
for Patsy.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
Patsy, what is wider Australia or the Moon?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Du quest would be the moon surely interrectoes. We are
in a big country, big country.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't know you and Jack.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
What was the biggest movie in the eighties in terms
of total growth money brought in?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Top Gun or Crocodile Dundee.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I think it has to be top Gun.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
It was top It made so much girth, real girthy movie.
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More texts about Tony frog mouse who knew it was
going to be the hot talking boy on topic of
the show today. Hey guys, how are we going? I
love it? I love it. Text message that begins like that,

(16:19):
very conversational Rob. I like it. Hey guys, how we going?
Just a heads up? Magpies can be vicious if they
don't know you, but Rob uses capitals for the butt.
If you feed them, they will not attack you and
remember you as a kind person. This is what's happening
with the moment. Also the raptor family, I think you'll
find our birds of prey, hawks, etc. Thank you, Ambo, Rob,

(16:40):
Christian Towny. Frog mouse are not raptors. Raptor in Latin
or we go to Latin now means to seize and
carry away. Frog mouse have very weak feetres you've got
weak feet away, let me be able to hawk or

(17:01):
a buzzard. Frog mouse have very weak feet with small claws,
and like the talons of raptors, they will kill with
their last strong beats. Their diet mostly consists of invertebrates.
That's from the end. I didn't know. We have listeners
who know so much about birds. It's great though.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Of bees is bigger?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Or ri It's built of big differ fun or off
Beyonce the.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Fall on Norway right now, voice of the biggest game tomorrow?
Can we have which is bigger? A bird related on? Please? Oh?
Of course I'm.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
A big bird boy, so be very happy to put one.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
What is your favorite bird of prey? Oh, don't make
me chew? I know so do I do this to you?
But you have to hawk? No? Come on? What about
the golden eagle? Got an eagle? Over rated? It's all
the largest wingspan of any bird of prey.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Now until one of those sports gets half the.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Side, anyway, we'll have this half air, big boy. Let's
go to Sean, who's playing this morning? Sean, good morning,
good morning, Gods. Here we go, aga, Sean, just quickly,
what's your favorite bird? The Yeah? Absolutely, they're not feed
their talents, Sean. So you're trying to win two thousand

(18:32):
dollars and what do you want the money for.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
We're doing a big road trip next year, so I've
got to put some new roof wrecks and a snorkel
on my.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Four war drive. And where are you going all around
Australia to the eastern coast or west coast. We're doing
the West coast up to down and then down the
Perth and in between. Oh beautiful. All right, let' see
if you can win your two thousand dollars. Good luck,
big boy. He's all yours, Sean.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Let's see if we can get you some big money
for this big trip. Big in terms on total area.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
What is bigger?

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Disneyland California or wear a Bee Open Plaine Zoo.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
That is a good one, big boy. Oh that is
a good one. Yeah. I've been to both. So you
are you too? Anaheim? The original?

Speaker 11 (19:21):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
And when you were there, Sean, did you get an
idea of size?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I didn't really pull out a tape measure, but I
warning it around like this is wear ab open Range Zoo. Yeah,
I'm going to go. Did you land? You just said
the zoo? You say were a bed?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
A naughty thing to get your money. She will two
thousand dollars is yours? Well done?

Speaker 11 (19:56):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Enjoyed the road trip next year? So is that right then?
So it is bigger by how much?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
A lot?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Bigger five times. No, you went back to being Rio.
Then you've got to stay in character. Roberts in here
doesn't do that. Midway through the Irishman as someone got
my coffee.

Speaker 10 (20:18):
Yeah, Disneyland Park is just forty hectares, whereas where every
open plane zoo is over two hundreds.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
My god, that's great characterization, big boy. We'll see you tomorrow.
The Christian O'Connell show podcast to Our Birds and Tawny
Frog Mouse Raptors Bird Talk continues into a seven hour
Keith Christian Big bird News today right here in Melbourne.
The Peregrine falcon that nests in Melbourne at three hundred

(20:48):
and sixty seven Collins Street.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
He's got a postal address.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I know, I listen, I know Melbourne is property obsessed.
Now I'm in birds are getting the property ladder here.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
That's why our kids the market?

Speaker 5 (21:03):
What hunger is there for our kids? Team?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
The peregan falcons that lives at three hundred and sixty
seven Collins Street.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Wow, he's got lunge.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
They even got a live cam, hasn't he He can
watch you're joking?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, Well, the big news is one of his eggs
hatches today.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh Wow, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You can watch it live. According to Keith, let's get
the webcam up. Last year we had our own webcam
inside of washing machine. This one is slightly more interested
I watching it. Yeah you've is that live now?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
As the egg hatchet REYO.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah, Look at.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
He's got penthouse, that falcon. It's a great view up there,
right in the middle of the town. That's got much
He's like Batman up there. There's le I mean, look,
he's not acreage there, but he's got a ledge. Some
people are struggling to get a ledge at the moment.
This is huge all right. Today on the show they
want to hear your stories about crazy uncles. It's came
off the back of yesterday. I got this text message

(21:59):
from Tamika when we were asking you who you named
after christ My uncle was in charge of naming my brother.
I mean, I don't know about you guys. I've never
heard of this, so you know, sometimes it might be
a book or a movie that influences kids' names and
stuff like that. But actually just palming it off to
out of any family member, your mum or dad, I
could maybe understand. But the uncle in the family tree

(22:20):
is the home of the crazies. My uncle was in
charge of naming my brother. Not knowing what to call him,
he put a bet on the horses and said the
next jockey to win when named them after them. The
jockey was a girl, so that didn't work, so we
changed it to the cricket and the next batter to play.
That was Brett Lee's first Test match and my brother
is named Brett Lee. Incredible scene. So I want to

(22:41):
know today about crazy uncles. Jack, You've got crazy uncle.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
My uncle was a police officer and when I was
twelve years old, I went on a bust with him.
My job was to sit in the back of his
family van with a blanket over my head, filming on
a camcorder. What yes in the service station parking lot.
He bought chipped PlayStations in pirated games from people in

(23:04):
the trading post. He was undercovered.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Wow, this is like a movie.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Jats and I was twelve.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Must have been so exciting.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I was scared scared. I was scared because I was
really scared that the light on the camcorder would be
seen by one of these illegal pirtors.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
And where was this going on in Melbourne?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
This was in the Eastern suburbs, Southeastern suburbs. So like
Noble Park, where else did we go? Dandy Knole?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
So do you did a whole day of this?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Did a whole day or so?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
He was posing undercover as a regular.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Person buying pirated PlayStation games.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I love the fact that that was the big crime,
you know, before Ice came the city.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Simple, simple, simple, achieve.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm on the big one at the moment. This is
like a Narcos perhaps myself crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Uncle Ken was a crazy driver. So if you ever
went he had these big, huge Fairmont car and if
you ever went in the car with him, Mum and
dadd say, whatever you do, don't engage in a conversation
with Uncle Ken.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Did they go? That's a fun uncle.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
What you meant to do, was a kid, Whatever you
do for your own safety, you do not talk to
your uncle.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Speak to him.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I was talking about Uncle Ken before. Do not speak
to him. Engage.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
It had this.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Big front bench seat and he would put his arm,
his left arm over the seat. But if you talk
to him, he would take his eyes off the road
and like look at you while he was driving.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
My seventy year ol daughters has that at the moment
you have ice forward.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
You just would and so you just would not talk
at him. And then the other thing when he had
big they lived in Glen Roy and they had this
massive long driveway, and so he'd back out, he'd reverse out,
and if there was a car coming he'd go all
the way back into the garage again. So instead of
just waiting sort of across you know, sidewalk, well, he'd

(25:01):
go all the way back up the driveway into the garage.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Don't engage, we're going to throw. We'll have a code
now we call it just do an Uncle Ken here.
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
It could take twenty minutes to get out of the driveway.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I'm not engaging the Christian Connell Show podcast. I've been
trying to focusing on the show. Now. I'm looking at
this live cam of this peregrine falcon live high up
on three hundred and sixty seven Collins Street, that is
has one of the eggs hatched.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
One of the eggs hatch. I saw a glimpse of
the baby chick. No way, yes, as the falcon moved,
she moved and then sat on the top of the
chick again.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
But we saw her for a second.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
How many eggs has she got? Can you see?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think too, I think.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
There's a couple of eggs.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh my gosh, that is amazing. Christian. This is a
jack talk about going on undercover missions with his uncle.
I name was held, he says here. I used to
do dates once a week two Noble Park with a
mate to get our PS one games fixed. This is
before burners that were accessible to everyone. Good times name

(26:09):
with health. You may well filmed. Yeah, our listener here
probably just got away.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
With it because we weren't film in that day. I
never found out if my uncle busted anybody for those crimes,
or if my footage was put into evidence in the
court of law or anything.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
No. No, it's like, so when you weren't doing it,
who was he using? Did you go around schools like
the nerds in the avy club he had.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
My cousin was the same age as me, so I
guess he got bored of being the person in the
back of.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
It, like a rotating subspench of undercover assistance. How's Gordy
at the moment, your two and a half year old son.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
He's got He's going really well, thank you for asking.
He's got this obsession with something at the moment that
is not a toy, but he's treating like the best
thing that he's ever had.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I have this.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Wire shelf that I got from hard rubbish that I
wanted to put up in my office but never got
around to screwing it into the wall, so it just
sits there. He found it the other day and dragged
it around the house, calling it shelfy.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh my god, this is so cute.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
And now shelfe has to do everything that we do.
So he sits at the dinner table with us in
his own chair.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
He goes to bed and actual wife with a shelf.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
It's as tall as gaudy is, and he takes it
to bet.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
He's got actual toys. He's got tight with the money.
This looks like a kid who hasn't got a lot.
It's a lack of toys. He's our old shelf. It's heartbreaking.
But you already must have done this, and my girls
did as well as you. At Christmas time and for
the birthdays, you can get them all these kind of

(27:38):
toys and stuff like that. The toy gets moved aside,
and then they're climbing in the box, making a nest
in there like our Peregon falcon and insisting that you
pushed them around. You're like, the Ferbie cost me so
much much money, so hard to get hold of that.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Let's get Ferby in the box now, pressure bux.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
That was Christmas Day about eight years ago. Pushed the
box for two or three days. I'm playing with the
Ferbie the box and the Phoebe came in that loved
already go through those face.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
He used to be the tupperware cupboard for Audie. So
she had all these beautiful toy box of toys and
books and dress ups and stuff, and she'd prefer to
like bang a bowl of tupperware with a wooden.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Space this story and now that shelf he has a
name and a personality. He feels like you're another family
members imagination to.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Like Tom Hanks Wilson, Yes he is all right? Did
your kids go through his face? Maybe they are at
the moment. They are toys that aren't toys. The Christian
O'Connell show podcast Christian of Peregrine Falcons at three hundred
and sixty seven Colin Street are there every year? Oh,
I just thought they live there? Where do they go? Then?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Where do they come?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
And go to Okay. They've got a summer place up
and birol. It's a seasonal thing. Is it the Affair
with Melbourne? Yeah? You can watch them online. I am
right now and the foyer of the building has a
big screen like a Jumbo trom watching it and streaming
at twenty four to seven. As well. My old job
in William Street, you wished to see the parents fly

(29:03):
off to get food three times a day. That's from
Judy Cush And I had a crazy uncle. He was
a one eyed Richmond supporter. He brought a second hand card,
decided to paint it black with a yellow stripe on
it using house paint. It looks awful, absolutely awful. The
car was originally brown. He also brought a pair of

(29:24):
brand new white sneakers and painted them black with a
yellow stripe as well. I wonder if he stood a
diehard fat at the moment? Is that a mass exodus
going on there? And we talking about kids playing with
toys that aren't actually toys. We got Megan here, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (29:41):
Megan, Good morning guys. How are you?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah? Good, Welcome to the show. So what's your story
for us?

Speaker 12 (29:48):
Is now thirty used to wear the adult sized goggles
and snorkels and the flippers all the time, even to
the supermarket. So he'd sit in the trolley with the
goggles and the su look. Yeah, yeah, I get some
good looks, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right, it sounds like she was up with those falcons.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Christian Connell show podcasts.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Talk about kids playing with toys that aren't actually toys, Amanda, Christian.
I used to work at university teaching nursing, and we
had all these nursing annequins. I brought one home, one
of the old ones, to put outside the Chuck house
to scare the crows away, just to pinch the eggs.
My four year old son dragged one of the mannequins
back in, called it Johnston, and it lived in his

(30:36):
bed for far too long.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I could love to see well at night Johnston.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Really really scary. Amanda love that. That's great. Thank you
for sharing it with us. So this is going to
be exciting tomorrow morning. For the first time ever, six
of you can come in on the show. Now, normally
we often do things where local charities will auction off
the experience of coming to watch the show. You'll come
in and you'll say hello to us, and you'll see

(31:06):
a bit of the show, but you'll then be outside
of the actual studio. You'll be sat with the producers
looking in at us. It's like a bit like a
human zoo. We've got these windows everywhere and people peer
in somewhere to rest. We are the retask tomorrow morn
though for the first time over you're actually in the
studio where Jack and I are with Rio every morning
doing the show with you guys. And we have these

(31:26):
bleachers that we bought last week for people to sit
on and cheer on the people that are trying to
win the twenty washing machines. Because I didn't realize this
costs from our show budget. We actually do have one
two thousand dollars. I'm determined to get as much use
of these bleachers as possible, so you'll be sat on these.
Don't get too excited there. They look quite uncomfortable, cheap, metallic.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Probably cold to sit on and close.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Would you imagine there's a back row for three of you,
then the front row is down real low, like really,
you're going to be like a kid resting your head
on the breakfast table of this studio here, So there's
room six of you on the stands. You'll be the
fans and the stands tomorrow. So line's are opening if
you want to come and be part of the show
tomorrow morning in the studio nine four one four one
oh four three. However, we need people with a with

(32:12):
a vibe and an energy because actually you come in
you a little bit quiet or off. It could alter
the show.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
If you're scrolling through your phone while we're trying to
do the show, that's a distruction.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yes, you've got to see yourself as a thermostam. I
need you to crack the vibes up. Don't be bringing
them down, and don't be bringing the show down. Otherwise,
all of Melbourne that listened to the show, and there's
sixteen billion people, don't look it up, sixteen billion people
that listen to the show every day. The show's a
bit off today. What's going on is because we let
Derek in. Derek, don't call the other people. Call nine

(32:43):
four one four one oh four three to come and
join us on the show tomorrow morning.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
Christian Connell Show podcasts.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Still getting your stories about your kids playing with toys
and aren't really toys. Kenny's got one here. When my
younger son was between one and three years old, his
favorite thing was a modern edition of Women's Weekly Birthday
Cake Book. He would take it everywhere, pretty much every
trip outside the house, including to daycare. One day, we

(33:09):
tried to wean him off it by not sending it
to daycare with him. When I picked him up, the
staff begged me to send it back with him tomorrow because.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
He cried all day without it.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Eventually he grew out of it, thank goodness, and now
it's a seemingly perfectly normal, almost eighteen year old boy. Kelly.
These are great, thank you very much. So tomorrow morning, well,
the first time ever opening up these studio doors to you. Six.
If you can come into the studio where Jack and
I are, we produce a rio. Here's the thing you
need to remember. The Friday show is no normal radio show.

(33:42):
It's big on energy, big on fives. You might get
your song on air during the naked hour, Okay. I
have one wish on a Friday is to run the
wheels off the show. So you need to bring the
vibe and energy into the studio tomorrow. All right, We've
got some good people lined up. Go Okay, Deborah, could
you be the fans in the stand? Good morning, Deborah,
Good morning Christian.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm good, Tea, So tell me about yourself, TEBs.

Speaker 12 (34:05):
I'm an executive assistant, so I can accommodate and help
you with all your needs in the morning.

Speaker 11 (34:10):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Do you know what that would be a first statue
on this team. I'm supposed to have these helpers and
I'll always go one way and the little chip months
ago wherever they want to go morning to morning. So
I could really do with some executive assistant with them all.
So this you're in, I really need your help. Yes,
we will see you nice and only tomorrow morning, Tebra.
Look forward to me to Johnny. Good morning, Johnny, Good morning.

(34:36):
How are we all doing?

Speaker 13 (34:36):
Legends?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
We are good? This is good Johnny. And why do
you think you'd be good in the studio with us
tomorrow morning, Johnny.

Speaker 11 (34:42):
I have all the goodies that I have and all
the goodies I have the goodies, so basically aware for
a company which is called Munja Bakehouse National Operations is
going to bring in cake slices. I've got chocolate fudge,
macadam and your Brannies. I've got the star, showed cocon
and cramery slices, loans, got the whole bank in the morning.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
And now you can have snacks as well.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Johnny at my mouth is water.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yes, Johnny, come on in and bring your cakes and snacks.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Guy, See you tomorrow. Donna. Good morning, Donna, Good morning, Donna.
Tell us about yourself.

Speaker 12 (35:19):
I can the guy that was just on, He's got
all the biscuits. I'm a Kira, so I can make
the coups for you.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh my god. You know what, if you're care I'm
gonna make you a cup of tea. Oh see, what
are you doing here? I'm making you a cup of tea?
What are you doing it? I'm making you a cup
of tea.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Because at the moment, otherwise it sounds like we're inviting
people to come and be our butlers and servants.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, so far, that roughly is it?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
You know? I mean, we give the work, the show
free every day. The least I can do is bring
a cake in and make a cup of tea for us. Donna,
we'd love to have him in the studio. I'd love
to be there already. Donna's bringing vib yeah, and we'll
see you tomorrow morning, dinner, Darren. Come on, Darren, Hey,
don't start like that. Sorry, someone's feeling a bit threatened

(36:09):
by me and Donna get a studio. Indeed, do viby nice,
you know, Darren, Good morning.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
Getay guys.

Speaker 13 (36:18):
Hey, look, I've been involved with the community, lady after
twenty odd years, and I know quality radio and I've
been listening to you guys for years. You've guys are fantastic. Look,
I actually had was involved with a marathon. I did
sixty two hours straight for the Guinness World Record in
two thousand and I've got to look, I might have
some experience, but it doesn't come and do. It doesn't
compare to you guys. And there I would love to

(36:39):
come in and to learn something perhaps and to share
a little bit with you guys.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
You won't learn anything. I wish I could lie to
you and go. You'll be learning from one of the masters.
It like a masterclass. And so I've been talking to
about with the master class people online about doing my
one minute guy to how to do a radio show badly.
But DJ das come on here in DJ Darren, Yes,
come on down. We have a record breaker in the
studio down, look forward to meeting you tomorrow morning. Excellent,

(37:08):
thank you, Darren can do some of the breaks, can't
well these cakes and stuff like that. We can't put
my feet up tomorrow, Andrea, good morning, Hello.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
Hello, Hello, Hi Christian, lovely to say hi. I'm a nurse,
so I can keep you on the control and make
sure the business.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Sugar levels don't go.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Too high absoletely. Absolutely, yes. Actually, producer Katyn yesterday said
we need to get a first Daida here in case
anything happens to have studio. Yes, we can be very well. Absolutely, Andrew,
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
So I'm not count how many people we've got something
room for six?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
That's five?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Five? Okay, one last spot? Could it be you? James? Yes, Christian,
I'm good. James. Tell me about yourself, mate.

Speaker 11 (38:00):
I'm a carps and a project manager, so if anything
breaks in that studio of yours, I'm the man, James, James.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Everything is broken. It's a morning. Oh your tools, your tools,
you'll be rushed off your feet tomorrow. This studio, everything
is broken. And in fact the stands that you'll be
all set on aren't put together perfectly so your first
job is to make the stands that you and everyone
else is going to sound you come in early, Yes, yeah, perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
James James The Christian O'Connell Show.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Podcast today is are you ready? Perhaps you ready? Let's go,
Jackie boy, you're ready ready? It is time for the
name game, as in, do you have a name that's
a pain?

Speaker 14 (38:44):
A name you always need to explain? Well, we've made
my name as in game.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
My name is the same as the six months of
the year June. Okay, I'm an unwell adult male man,
flu sicky, toxic, pathetic.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Right, Jack.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
Caller three, my name is half fruit, half insect.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
That's how to play.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
My name is in game.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right, hopefully explains it. Then if you've got all
those names that is a pain, and you are so
used to trying to explain it, you have one go
to line. You give us the line. We work backwards
trying to guess what your name is. So, for example,
you listen to this and you are Terry Lyon every
time you call it Terry Bryan, No Lyon, as in
the Grand Final winners, they go, oh, Lauren Lyon, gotcha

(39:50):
all right, so you'll hear me introduce everyone who plays
this on the lines, it's just cooler one, two, three,
Because obviously I don't know the names that's in Jack
were ready to play, We sent a schoo zero. You're listening.
He reads to play as well. Good morning caller one.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I'm good, So give us your clue? Good luck?

Speaker 11 (40:08):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (40:09):
My surname as in an insurance company.

Speaker 15 (40:13):
Eli, double am amy, yes, partsy, well done, amazing one.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Thank you very much. Thank you. Let's go to caller too,
Good morning call the two. Hi, Good morning caller two.
What is your clue to your name? As in The
King Lives Charles Rain Nope.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Long live like Long Live, could move faster. No, the
King lives on Palace.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Ye, palace. Your surname is Palace.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
What's your full name? Aaron Paris? Wow? Were great, Thank
you very much, Aaron. Let's get a call of three.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, call of three. Welcome
to the show. Thanks for taking part in the name game.
As in.

Speaker 12 (41:12):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, my name is as in the.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Casey yes, whoa wow wee. So what's your full name?

Speaker 12 (41:27):
It's oh, I'm putting my full name on that.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
If you feel uncomfortable. No first name Casey and then Shannon,
We're going to clone your identity.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
All right, thank you very much. To take a part,
we can play Bruno Mars. We'll come back with part
two of the Name game.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
As in the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Right now, Part two of the Name Game.

Speaker 14 (41:55):
Do you have a name that's a pain?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
A name?

Speaker 16 (41:59):
You all?

Speaker 14 (41:59):
We need to explain well with men. My name as
in game.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
One of the early contestants name is Casey. Let's actually
play next time. Let's play Sunshine. Give it up by
Casey in the Sunshine. It's a great track. All right,
we went to play team all right, welcome caller one.

Speaker 12 (42:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
My show name as in Rabbit touch funny Peter droppings hopping.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is is miss good?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Brother is Roger as in Roger Rabbit.

Speaker 14 (42:44):
No.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Bugs, bunny.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Oh yeah, I said that. I've got it.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Oh, Peter rabbit straw carrots, carrots McGregor as in farmer McGregor.
It's on Peter rabbits farmer McGregor.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Hair, Yes, Jackie, by wow, I have to spell it.

Speaker 12 (43:16):
They say, oh, hair on your head.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
No layers, layers. Yeah, that's a great one. What's your
full name then Jillie here, gotcha. All right, thank you
very much for taking part. Let's go to caller to
good morning caller two, Good morning, Welcome to the name
game as good morning.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
My name is. My first name is as in metric meta.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Sorry was meta?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
No Graham, Lita, no, no imperial as in metric system.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
This one's hot traumae.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Guys, but I can think of millimeters. None of them
are name, no, no inch, no volume.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Ruler, yes, wow, is fantastic, well done, Thank you.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
And my surname as in the Pyramids.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
The great Ruler great.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Your first name is. Your first name is Ruler.

Speaker 12 (44:34):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
It's a Russian name, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
No, it's a Greek name.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah. Oh sorry, we got head of etymology here Greek, Yeah, Christian.

Speaker 13 (44:50):
Surname as in Pyramids.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Pharaoh, the king, value of King's valley, King.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Clearings us, Ruler, geezer.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
That is a great name. I love it, Thank you
very much, Thank you, I will and you. Let's get
a call of three. Good morning, call of three, Good
morning morning. Welcome to the name game, as in who
do we have here?

Speaker 12 (45:18):
We have sur name as in pre school kinder straight.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Away Patsy was sharely honest. So what's your name.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
My name's Terrissa Kinder, been pregnant twice, and twice we've
called it a kinder surprise, not knowing the gender.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
That's great, Thank you very much for taking part. You
have a good day.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Buy all right, let's get one last one on going
to be called of four. Good morning, call of four,
Good morning. How are you? We're good? Welcome to the
name game as in so surname as in pestering whale.

Speaker 15 (46:00):
Orca annoying, blue, poor poise, Nag, nag, hump, nag blue,
pistoring while hump, hump, nag, nagging, fish, nagging mammal, well,
nag while.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
No, well, nag nag moby no pistoring whil.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Is nag?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Can you tell us that much?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
It's something to nagging?

Speaker 7 (46:37):
No no.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Then there's another famous you did say, nag dick. Excuse me,
she said we said it before I said moby, So
I was trying to do part to.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Think about what you said earlier. Nag, nag, hump, nope.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Hump, nag walrus.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
This must be a night when you to order a coffee.

Speaker 15 (47:10):
Said it earlier.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Name Wow, Wow.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Wait, wow, we really had to get through that together.
That was like a long labor to get that out.
Well done, Cocky, that must be tough for you to
take them through that.

Speaker 15 (47:33):
I married that name.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh wow, you married that name. I just wait to
see it. So what's your full name? Robin? Wow? Great?
I love that, Thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
She called him great Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I'm still reading from the fact that Jack actually thought
there was one of our listeners with the surname Nagdi.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
In the heat of battle the Fogarzian War for GARSI
of war the Fog Christian.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Earlier this week, you were talking about what happened when
your kids who were left home alone. We went for
a romantic overnight stay in winter near the beach. Nothing
to do after breakfast the next day, so we left early,
arrived home to a They hate it when you come
home early. Oh my god, you can hear this. You know,

(48:25):
people were leaving their house, timing up, the vacuum being
turned on the ha.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
What do you do in max So early said you
went back to five.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Left arrived home to a house full of people, bodies
in the lounde room, son in bed, I'm fine with that,
but then having my son's best friend with his girlfriend
walk out of our bedroom not happy. Jam Ohlyah, thank
you very much for your email. Now Audie is going
to be doing something which so many of you can

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relate to what's happened Patsy.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Today we're off to the dentist. We've got a twelve
thirty appointment. She is having to get braces.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Now, are we talking like the modern ones? My daughter's
had what are called invisible line. Yes, you can't really see.
They're not like the train tracks that the eighties and nineties,
those metallics of wires that poor people had.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
To actually like ulcerate your mouth. They're that bad. Those old.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
They do that ulcerate the word? Is it late?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Do they rub on your gum? So she said, I
will get braces provided I can get in visi line.
And I thought, now, whereas I'll just remortgage the house
or through that, well, that's right.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
To leave the country seek fame and fortune neither.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
There's also in the UK still.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Pay the bill.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I fled double the price of the old Star. So
I said, look you can, that's fine. I'm prepared to
do that, but you have to show me that you're
going to.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Look after your mouth because I have to put these
things in overnight. Yeah, they're like plate, yeah, has got ament?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Has she?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah? And tell you what, Patsy. Within a couple of weeks,
you see the changes. Apparently then I didn't want to say,
but the mouth moves during the night. Really not my
words a UK dentist, not the mess. But that's what
he told me. Say to their kids, your teeth will
fixed themselves. We were thinking about starting the feature called

(50:28):
is It True. I feel like this is one of
those is it trues? Do your teeth move overnight? And
that's when these invisil line work their magic because suddenly
the tooth might move to somewhere like a not so
good position. The visilin is like about to go your
new position, but I like to hear here. So you're
going to go through a visil line, Yeah, I think,
well you're going to need you'll be hearing perhaps doing

(50:50):
news at the weekend. Oh my god. Rage against the invisi.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Line has got some other brand that does that, you know,
like a it's a bit discounted coke came up.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Shelves a bit helbie.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
How long has she has, she got them on for
I want to know.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
She has to wear them in the day and night.
She only can take them off to it's.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Got such beautiful teeth already.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Sarah did it as well. She did the day and
night once as well, because sometimes she forget they were
in and we'd be having a phone call and I'm like,
you've got the teeth in the practice. Really, I I
don't know what you need at.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Woolli's Yankee used to excuse herself at meal times and
take the She got sick of that and just takes
them out at the table.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
So every time, like them of some old nana. Just
take the old denther's hell anyway, Good luck, audience, The
Christian O'Connell Show podcast time waste Today. We're looking for
We're looking for Bogan songs. I've just googled things Bogans

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like to inspire me, Clashing with reporters. It's a whole
website here. You're gonna go and look at this website.
Things Bogans Like. Clashing with the Reporters is number one
hundred and fifty one and one hundred and fifty ned
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up by a snowboard? Home fitness equipment, foreign tattoos, the logies,
pre mixed drinks, celebrities, opinions, celebrity fragrances, scapegoats. Hey, hey

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it's Saturday. See Patsy loves He Hate Saturday? The Lynx effect, tilt,
Why Shaley Shawlin Warrior modes on here anyway, I'll continue
that off the showing. I forgot one air right now?
All right, So we're looking for your Bogan songs. I've

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just seen that one hundred is Brendan for Ay. Who's he?
All right? So Bogan songs today, Bogan songs. Let's listening
to not leaving on a jet plane, leaving on a
jet ski Gold. These books were made for walking gold.
Since you've been thong silver, Badgon rising sick gold and

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not born to rum but born to Bundy Rum Gold.
All right, Jackie boy, what are the Bogas listening to?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Not Louis Louis Shoey, Showey very good Gold, the Ballad
of John and Smokeo Gold, Lucy in the Skyline with diamonds.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Oh that's very good, yeah yeah, silver plus And all
I want for Christmas is ute very good gold. All right,
what have you got them? We're looking for your Bogan songs.
The best one we get gets five hundred dollars in cash.

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Speaker 2 (53:53):
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Hush Hush, Paul Kelly and to her Commodore gold. That's

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Speaker 4 (54:39):
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Speaker 2 (54:40):
That's Danny hit the Road, Jack and Coke Gold, Bad
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and Sheila's Out of My Life bronze Bundy, Bloody Bundy gold.
That's from Lauren Dark Side of the Mooney Braun. We

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were talking about this band yesterday. OMC. How good Lah Lee,
well done, vape on me go and all the singlet ladies, Ladies, ladies.
Right at the end, five hundred dollars goes to you,

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Mark Lockwood, Well done, all the singlet ladies. Very funny time.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
Ways, Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Tomorrow's show, Today Tomorrow's Show. For the first time ever,
we are opening this studio doors to come in and
actually be part of the show tomorrow morning. We're calling
it Friday Morning Live. Six of you on these bleachers
that we now own. You're going to be the fans
in the stands who are we meeting tomorrow and are

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going to be part of the show. Roll up, Roll Up.

Speaker 16 (55:57):
We've got executive assistant Debrah. We've got Johnny who's bringing
the goodies. He works for Manager bake House. Donna the
Cara is going to be making everyone cuts to tea.
DJ Dazzy is going to be giving Christian notes.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
On how to do no no no. He said it
was the other way around. He's a community DJ. He
idolizes me. He did want to learn from us, Yes,
he said, he knows quality radio.

Speaker 17 (56:23):
Then you'll have some notes for us. Andrea will be
on hand for the first age. She's a nurse and
finally James the carpenter, will be fixing.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Anything we need. The studio is a ship box. There's
genuinely so much that doesn't work. There's like random loose wires.
Do you know there's some sort of hatch under this
desk as well? I want saw an engineer halfway through
the hatch. We're just like legsting and I don't know
if it's an escape hatch that we can use sometimes.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
An objector seat, well, a hatch.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
When the computer wouldn't work.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Yep, so plenty. What's your work to do for the Trader?
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