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September 3, 2024 57 mins

What Are The Odds, Your Transport Surnames, The Love God Knee Update, Battle Of The Bands; and new team member Lachy comes to the rescue to fix Jack's tyre.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bet you're a nice coffee man.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
She's a troll.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
She's a troll.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Thanks all that.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Expertise, But Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
Soho one thousand, one hundred and nineties.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Good morning, Patsy, Morning, Good morning Jack, Good morning Patsy.
Please tell everyone how the state of poor Chris, your husband,
the warribe, love God. Obviously we're checking in every day
at the moment because we need to have for safety.
I fear that a parallels between his mental condition and
the two astronauts stuck at the International Space Station with
no rescue mission planned until February twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Well, I got up this morning. He was awake, didn't
get much sleep last night. He now has Audrey's head cold,
which she very kindly passed on to him.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Christy, he's getting over the Ministry in operation. Now he's
got d vein through. Now he's got cold.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yes, he's got a head cold. So she's had a
couple of days off school.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Where is he sleeping outside on the back deck.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, he's right next to me, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Is he how does he sit because I thought his
knee actually fully erect up.

Speaker 7 (01:12):
Yeah, it does, it does. I just sort of prop
him up with some pillows and stuff. He's all right,
he can't roll over there yet. Two more weeks and
you can start bending the knee.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
But he's getting desperate.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
He's watched all of Netflix, so he is doing work
from home.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
He printed off all the internet twice, been backwards and
forwards everything that's ever been written. Order. It must be
just running out of shows just to stream.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
I got home yesterday and he was watching the World
Hot Dog Championships live.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
He's gone through, he says to me. Chris is going
to start to make a bid for the run to
be a champ, and I'm happy for this show to
back up boy all the way.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
So he finished watching that, and then he realized on
that same channel they had so they were doing hot
dogs complete with buns.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Very impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
And then they them and.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Water to watch Cobat actually still really going and even
in high school, I feel like he was the champion.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, they did, like this rematch with Joe.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
What's the other guy's name? I forget the other champion
the guy.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, chestnut.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
That's it. Anyway, I've ever watched these very busy media
professional and you knew that name straight away.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
But no, then he found that they did like a
chicken wing one and go, oh my god, there's a chicken.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
But I am the director of first impressions today because
we have a new team member, Locky, and he came
in to very kindly introduce himself, and I knocked his
fresh coffee clean out of his hand onto the floor.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
So that's unlucky. Yeah, you say accident, he says, warning
shots have been fired already Christian showed, but that's temporary
class and Pats is forever. Yeah, we do have a
new guy here, actually, Locky, and already Pats has obviously
made an impression. This is what Chris has been while

(03:01):
watching then on YouTube.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
He is the godfather of competitive eating, the fearless Frank
Furter fanatic, the man.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Who even the guy doing the commentary sounds massive. I
don't know how big he is, but this is a
big guy. Here's a voice. You go, this guy, issue guy.
He physically looks like a hot dog about to just burst.
He's the godfather here breathing issues. There's probably a sea
pat Machine.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
He's the godfather of competitive eating, the fearless, Frank Furter fanatic,
the man who eats at the.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Speed of light.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Give it up for Ta Caro Kobache?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Who is Google? How long has he been going, Susy?
He has been going for for.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
A long twenty years. You know who the commentator is.
And I can't think of the actor's name, but he's
on our step brothers and he does the bam.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh yes he's actually rich.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yes, yes, and he did that hole in one.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Remember there was that reality sort of thing show in
Australia a few years.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Old in the Wall. Yeah?

Speaker 9 (04:03):
Was that is?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Now? Holy moly, the golf one? Yeah, oh yes.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
He was out for that very funny man.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yes, yeah, I've got some more commentary here, a lot
to talk about technology being the end of human kind
as we know it.

Speaker 10 (04:13):
Look, John, you show me a chat fart that can
eat fifty nine hot dogs in ten minutes?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
No, not really fifty nine and ten minutes? Is that
five point nine a minute? It's got to me is
the argument he's making.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
The AI is still a long way off from humans
because they can't eat as many hot dogs?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Or is that? I fear a flex about this is
how masterful humans are as a species. We can see
off fifty nine A. I'm be like, well, why would
I want to do that? Even if I could and
I had hands in a big mouth, why would I
shovel in that stuff?

Speaker 10 (04:41):
A lot to talk about technology being the end of
human kind as we know it? Looked, John, you show
me a chat fart that can eat fifty nine hot
dogs in ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
I'll let's all go on to an online chatbot today.
Go how many hot dogs can you do in fifty
nine minutes?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Christian o connall Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Christian O'Connell's show. We're heading on a YouTube wormhole. Chris
Patsy's husband so bored? Now? Is is it his third
or fourth week off? Oh?

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Well, no, he's back. He went back to work, but
he's working from home. But fourth what is it?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
This tomorrow must.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Be carry over the Wednesday, last Friday.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
It feels like a century, but it's four weeks for a.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Century to crystal you to me A lot of this
filter the lens we're getting through visions from the actual
we're not hearing from the main man who's watching hot
dog eating videos right now. If that isn't a cry
for out? What is?

Speaker 9 (05:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
No, I'm still working today.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Fifty top dog.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Is his works or not? Rio? What have you found
out about competitive eating super Champ, triple triple cordruple Champ, Kaibashi.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Well, he doesn't just hold the hot dog world record.
He holds probably almost twenty different food records.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
So how long has he been competitively eating?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Since two thousand and one? So twenty three years? Hell
of a career like Scott Pendlebrick.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah, I didn't think it was a long term. How
did you get medical and they're going to go? Hang on, Kyer,
just put you in the system here. I recognized that
I'm gonna have to speak to my supervisor about you.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
But looking at photos of him, even up to date
ones of this current world championship, he does not age.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
He's so yeah, I guess they're so chemical. Mic're solving
himself from within externally.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
There is something about eating fifty hot dogs that is
good for long jeopardy.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
I think not a medical professional, do not take that advice.
So what else has he polished off for? What the
categories is he in?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
So he's also got buffalo wings. He holds the these
are all world records.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Buffalo wings three.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Hundred and thirty seven buffalo wings in thirty minutes, even in.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
An hour of those extreme three hundred wings, three hundred
and thirty seven.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
He's done forty one lobster rolls in ten minutes. Fifty
seven cow brains in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I guess it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
But where do you go to get those are the
supermarket cowbrains.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
That was at the Glutton Bowl. So you know how
they have the Super Bowl, they have the Rose Bowl,
there's also the Glutton Bowl. He's done one hundred and
fifty nine tacos in ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
No, that's you feel really sick.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Eleven twelve pounds of chicken sate in. It doesn't say
how long, but that's what twenty five.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Just to kill the sauce.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I know.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Imagine it's probably the actual chicken.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Otherwise that's a lot. Wait, and then he's also eaten
twenty five kilos of sober noodles in ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh god, that's just gloopy.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Although I am fasting today because I have to get
a blood test after the show, and this is making
me so hungry.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
You know, get the bron crackers back, get the cow brains,
any of those.

Speaker 11 (08:08):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yesterday, I saw a stat everyone obviously getting very excited
about finals that begins tomorrow night, and I saw started
at Essendon had their last Sorry to hit you with
this this. When I first I thought this must be clickbait.
I'll go and google it went. No, no, it's actually
start facts. There's nothing clickbait here whatsoever. It's fact bait.

(08:32):
And it was the worst, the worst stories. They were,
Oh my go to truth. Twenty years ago, twenty years
since Essendon the last one finals, and I first I thought,
oh they made a Grand Final again, check that. No,
they just mean it to win.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
A final any type.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Twenty years twenty years ago, Oasis was still going very strong,
look like they would live forever. Twenty years ago is
a lot. You only met your wife, you were just way.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I was a teenager. I remember watching the two thousand
Grand Final as a twelve year old, being very happy
that essenon one. I had no idea at that stage
that I was meant to savor that for another quarter century.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Someone wiser than you should have told you.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
That one in the nineties as well. So to me,
I was like, all right, so every five years you
went to Grand Fin.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I'm going to get one of these, pretty, it's going
to be a regular part of your life being here
at the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Not so twenty years since we've a foreign final.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Jack, you went to the two thousand Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You're kidding sitting up in the Great Southern Stand, I've.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Lived in one of my dreams.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I still want to go to an Essendon Grand Final.
I would love to even go to Anty.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'd actually I didn't know you've actually so, I didn't
know you've been to a Grand Final. And it was
help with that.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
I think the TAC. We were guests at the TAC
and the lunch and everything and got.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
O, No, I know why you were there. You're pretty
arms slants a lot with forty forty generally now I
know we're the luncheon free lunch half. We for the lunch.
It got disturbed for something. I think it was a game.
They went back back to the bar after that game.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Atmosphere was just like nothing else. I think I'll over
experience again.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I'm so jealous. So did they have like music and
entertainment who was.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I remember it was Bachelor Girl.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I was going to.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
We haven't always been doing the international it's always been
Robbie Williams Perry or.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Kiss the Whitlams as well.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Probably Yeah, there's some very achievable to Australian rios.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
His head in his hands. What have you found?

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Bachelor Girl did the national anthems? No, no way, pretty
much entertainment. I don't actually recognize any of these beds.
The idea of North.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Remember it must have been having pre drinks when that was.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
And Megan Corson I don't remember that.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
And also what happened to Essendon? You know thing?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
The idea of North and a cappella bed.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Re read the room a real big room to read
as well the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
What are the Odds? Coming up? Later on this morning?
Backstree boys, everybody, before we get into this morning's Battle
of the Decades, you pickwick song you want to hear
this morning? The Ball of the Decades between the two thousands,
the eighties and the nineties. I mixed up the other
that way just to ruffle Jack's skin.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Even then you had a chance to go backwards and
at least that would have been acceptable some.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Just knowing that it's getting to him. We were just
talking about how I saw a stat yesterday that it's
twenty twenty years, two decades and Essendon actually won a
finals game. That is a long long time. And we
were talking about the last time you won a Grand
Final and we were looking at who was doing the
musical entertainment and a name came up, Idea of North

(11:58):
that silenced Melbourne. I get the thing. There were science
in the studio here, no one new and normally if
it's something I don't a reference from a couple many
years ago in Australia, you guys obviously know who that is.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
No, it's not exactly Kiss or Lionel Richie or Katy Perry, Robbie.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Williams, somebody for the two thousand Grand Final. Thought the
words that you want to hear from footy fans are
a cappella quintet. Words you don't normally hear to do
with footie generally, but at a big, old noisy Grand
Final an a cappella quinte.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
We want to be we want to travel back there
to the year to.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
These kind of people remind me of Sydney people like Rio. Yeah,
I bet.

Speaker 12 (12:41):
You tell where you were in a barbershop quartet, or
you didn't have a boater and a Dicky Moog tie
and a stripey red and white waistcoat.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I've dabbled in a curious this is Rio's old band.
I mean, look, this is this is lovely.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
It's fine now is it the middle of the m C.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
It's lovely maybe for us to sort of posh school
falling out graduation or something sort Cambridge. But the grand Final,
the killers or also the winning captain can't like join
up and go No, no, no, you're more about an over.

(13:39):
Let's start the campaign now to bring them back for
next year. Let's reunite the band idea of North has
anyone seen recently? Are they still together? Is a new
material Jackson earlier you can't see them the smugness here
that you can tell. They're doing this a very long time,

(14:00):
and none of you can. All right, let's get into
Battle of the Decades. Three any Rio had been involved,
he got the whiff of it. Every day three songs enter,
one song leaves, one era to rule them all. It's
Christian O'Connell's battle Love that Decades all right, listen up.

(14:23):
Then Patsy's going to represent the eighties or take care
of the nineties. Jackie Boy looking after the two thousands.
Each one of us is going to recommend a song.
You will then vote. That's important thing you need to know.
Make a note of it right now, put in your phone. Actually,
our text number is oh four seven five three one
O four three oh false seven five three one O
four three. Let's go, first of all, in the correct

(14:45):
order of course, to the tooth and n old joke
into the eighties.

Speaker 13 (14:48):
First out to the ring this morning. She's a news hound,
She's a tiger mom. She's the apex predator of the
radio jungle. It's the rating chair her self representing the eighties,
Patrina the.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Queen of the jungle. Joe wow Ria, Welcome parts to
Welcome Partsy.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
He's just getting so hard because there are so many
bangers in the eighties, and this week.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I've gone with one.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
I quite often think this every day. Should I stay
or should I go?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
The clash?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
They set the song up. We don't need some strange backstory.
Great song though, shoot shoot you found of Cash'll just
like this song.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
I love, love love this song and I think it
was nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It just feels like it's so sort of ahead of
its time for early eighties.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Oh Cash, brilliant, pump.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
O brilliant, brilliant and heavily sort of featured in The Stranger.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Things, and everything's too right throughout the cities.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
All right, I'm going to look after the nineties again.

Speaker 13 (16:00):
Last week he had his title taken, his Oasis tickets taken.
But he's got a very particular set of skills, skills
he's acquired over a long career, and now it's his
turn to take back what was his representing the nineties.

(16:21):
It's Christian the comeback kid.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Oh cuddle, Wow Jay Strong, coming in strong, and don't worry, guys.
I'm coming in strong, and I'm staying strong, and I'll
finished strong. I've got a great song for the nineties.
Len still my Sunshine, rubbish weather the last couple of
days Yesterday afternoon suddenly is back, Suddenly Spring reminded it

(16:46):
is spring, Spring had sprung, and I'm springing this song
on you. This is the great how how he is
coming back home? He is coming home. Lend still my Sunshine.
I'm reclaiming sunshine for you dear this, sir, Just make
me once more your chap and I will range some

(17:06):
through my speakers. Jackie boy, let's bring Jack him And.

Speaker 13 (17:13):
Finally, he hasn't tasted alcohol, he hasn't tasted snacks, and
with a record of zero and two, he hasn't tasted victory.
Representing the two thousands, it's Jack the podium, Dodger.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Coming third is still on the podium.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Then something a mother would say.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
He's our idea of norm.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
All right for a third? Tell me you've got something
new for a third and I promise final time.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Come on, man, Shannon, No.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Jack, no way, what about to squarefy him?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
No two loss and he's still hanging there for Shannon, no,
it must have been by mere two votes one vote losses.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
He should get it this week.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I saw the pole two weeks ago. I saw it
again last week. There's a reason why on air I
didn't go through the numbers.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I have performed live with Shannon Nole.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Can you believe? And I can first hand you never
said that for the last three weeks. What have you
done that last six days?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I did in the mid two like twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
I want to go come at me come out and pass.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I performed with Hamshan Andy in Cool Boys in the front.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Man You're Desperate, a triple Shannon Noles story.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
And he is a lovely guy, and.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
He struggled, why did you just say he's an amazing humanitarian?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
He's a lovely He is still a proper farmer, so
he's still doing here. He's sort of the earth.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Listen. I'll give you a phrase here to focus you
human spring Club. We had it on the show the
other day. Oh mate, don't go that way instead a
farmer what you should be?

Speaker 7 (19:13):
He should be disqualified this week because he cannot bring
the same song.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Guys, can I just restore peace very quickly to the show?
All right? Where were we? That's right? But for decades?
All right? Text in now oh four seventy five O
three one O four three eighties if you want to
hear the clash?

Speaker 14 (19:33):
Should stay or shoot?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Should I stay? Or should I go? Shoot? If you
want hear nineties lens still my sunshine? Text in nineties
to four seventy five O three one oh four three?
Wait you like a farmer that sings? I've got something
for you, Shannon, Yeah, what about you? Mate?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
A vote for Shannon, No is a vote for the
everyday worker.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
One of us. He's still saying, all right, text you
want to hear this? Oh four seventy five three one
oh four three two thousands. You have about four minutes
to pick your winner. Good luck.

Speaker 11 (20:15):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Wedding song today from Pats in the eighties to class.
Should I stay or should I go? How things at
home was seventy five hard? You knew I'm doing this
incredible challenge together.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Even harder today because I have to fast overnight.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Why wud you bring this on yourself? Well?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
And I had to dr Yesday said he's got to
look at something in my blood test. So I've got
a fast today already. I'm not eating any treats or snacks.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Now you're not eating.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I've got a suspicion. I hope she's not listening to this.
I had a suspicion that Bianca is eating baking chocolate
out of the cupboard, which would be strictly forbidden in
seventy five hard.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Now baking chocolate is that heavy sort of cocoa chocolate,
isn't it. It's very thick and heavy chocolate.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yes, but the one she's bought is cabri So and
it's milk chocolate, not dark chocolate.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Oh right, because that dark chocolate for cooking isn't very nice.
It's sour.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I keep seeing the back like moving to different spots
in the cupboard.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Why is it? Why does it going down? Is it
ad in size? You start taking yes, you don't want
to go any accusations at the moment. You do know
what I'm going to do.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm going to get the scales out today way and
over the next few days to get a spreadsheet if
anything goes down, and then.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
You set the trap. You don't want it to go off,
but if it goes off, someone's caught in there.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, of course I want her to win. I wanted
to complete seventy five hard with me.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
But so what do you do? Let's play this forward,
say Tuesday, you see that this is half. There's no
other explanation. Right, it's not your two ye old son.
She's been having secret chocolate. She's been snacking when you've
been doing it hard? What would you do with that?
For a great question? It's so big? Do you then go?
I guess it's a confess Not I did that five times?
You then get five snacks and you're even.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, well do I give her a ride of reply
because it is Gordy who's eating.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
The get out of it.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Don't come on, it's not she'd have her day in
court and we should hear her out.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
But if she has been ed, how do I get
her to admit it? Though?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Maybe I'll say how about this? Maybe I'll say, hey, secretly,
I've been eating some of the baking chocolates in the
cupboard hoping that she'll go. You know what, no need
is passive aggressive?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
That is do not do? What is that entapman? Yes,
that is Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
All right, yesterday we had texts. Wasn't really to do
with anything that we're doing on the show, but it
went on a storm. You can always text the show.
Emailed me about anything. Christian, my surname is tires. Now
you maybe think, were you talking about surnames to do
a transport? No, we were in the middle of something else. Christian,
my surname is tires. Last week I had a guy
and ring me once in four New Tires for his

(22:52):
master funny conversation. I don't think is. I don't have
anything to do with Tires. I work in financing. My
name was in his mobile for business being financed. You know,
sometimes you just label up somebody, don't you, and the
accounts or just quickly someone says take my number and
I just need to put something. You never update it.
I'm guessing that's what this man is. His national name
is Michael Tires. But we want to know now, are

(23:14):
there any more of you who have transport surnames? So
it starts with Michael Tires? All right.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
They've given us, the producers have given us a helpful
shape of sheet of celebrity transport names, including Jimmy Carr,
Van Morrison and Jet the Bear.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
No Jet Brackets the band that's not a celebrity name.
Then this is where again we have someone new joined
the team today and the team have got I've never
had more admin around me. And it's all for once,
very well laid out, and bold's been used and there
are no typos. This this won't last, not till nine o'clock.
This has been so celebrity transport names. Jimmy Carr, okay, yeah,

(23:55):
Van Morrison, yeah, Diesel. Then we go to Jet Brackets
the band not not not a prase of crane phraser,
Crane raise a crane okay, not an actual person okay,
non real not a documentary and then led Zeppelin.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
And also crane not really, you're not transporting.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
A gran No.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh you can drive. You see those ones on the
roads that they drive.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
That's a truck that's moving the cry.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
I think if we had an actual crane, I take it,
but a fictional TV one. Otherwise we're going to get
people ining in with like Simpson's character names. All right,
so do any of us know anyone in our phone context?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
It's got to be people in real life. Either do
you yourself have a transport name or somebody you know? And
in my contact list, I know a Christian Hull Hull
obviously the body of a bus.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yes, yeah, nice guy.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
And we worked with for many years Brad Hume for
the Hume Highway. Oh and you earn an issue with
crane while you use the human transport yourself.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
So we get Sandra Nepean yep, yeah, okay, okay, surnames
to do with transport.

Speaker 11 (25:07):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Christian the team miss Vin Diesel. They said they're too
busy getting phrase of crane and I was Crane, the
Crane brothers, two cranes. Christian, my name is Stern, as
in the back of a ship. Yep, Kelly Stern. Christian,
my name is Carter. That's it, like a horse and
cart a. Your name is Carter, like Beyonce, just a Carter,

(25:34):
all right. So we're looking for surnames, transport surnames, anything
to do with transport. The surnames at the moment we
have listening. Yesterday we found out it's called Michael tires.
Jack you've given us.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I've given you Christian Hull, Brad Hume. We used to
work with the Hume Highway, and I've got another one.
I used to know a Harriet leg and you would
use your legs.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (25:57):
This is the og to transport, the original so we
can accept feet ankles, well you need I beg you.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
There's a Swedish lady and next ankles by eight ten
dollars on that rio. Okay, really put us straight through,
even though it's the midle of the news. We'll just
battle through. Let's go to Michelle. Now, Good morning, Michelle,
good morning. Here are you all? Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're good. And Michelle, did you have the transport surname
or someone you know? Mate?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, mum went to school. She comes from the country
and the guy's name was Victor Rail and then mister
shorten it for vic Rail.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Absolutely clarity ensued hashtags tray, humor, vic rail, gotcha love
that one. Michelle, thank you very much, no worries, Thank you,
Bye bye now, Mick, Good morning, Mick, cald I.

Speaker 16 (26:50):
Crust mixed Sablo here, totle me up.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Get it, shaddle up and ride down a little.

Speaker 16 (26:55):
Mickey, you had a card bte so I thought a
better yea.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Great name.

Speaker 16 (27:03):
It's a legit Saddler to it's a double D even
though the second D so a lot of people miss it,
but it's a legit Saddler.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Sadler, godeous, beautiful leather Saddler mixed Sadler. Thank you very
much for giving us your name to the show today.
Have a good day you too. He was very proud
of that.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Second.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
I want now to us to give him some more
couples and rains. You know who we have here camera.

Speaker 16 (27:28):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Everyone came to school high school with a guy called
Paul Boot Boot is in a shoe transport or boot
is in a car. You're quite right. The double boot
is double meaning layers deep. It's meta. Cameron, thank you
very much for going deep.

Speaker 17 (27:48):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Have a good day and you Cameron. Kim. Yes, Hi, Christian,
morning Kim. So transport surname. What can you add to
the list.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
I'm ho for.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Old Ford a doubler.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
As net Ankles called in. All right, that's a great one.
Hould forward. We'll take that. Thank you very much. Kem
fantastic on the show. And let's go to Alicia here. Hi, Christian, Hello, right,
welcome to the show. So, transport surname. What have you got?

Speaker 9 (28:19):
My cousin's name is Brendan Van.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
No, Brendan Van V.

Speaker 15 (28:25):
Yeah, I love it, mister b Van.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
What name? Great name? Yeah, great cousin name. Great cousin name.
That's Tom's phone kill a cousin names, Brendan Van Shout
out to Brendan Van. I love that's my favorite one
so far. All right, transport surnames. Nothing yet from the
net Ankles. Maybe they'll wake up a bit later.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
How big can We get this list? Transport surnames Transport
linked surnames Jackie Boy who is on the list so far?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
All right, we're kicking it off with the man who
started this all Michael Tires. Then we have Christian Howell,
Brad Hume for the Hume Highway, Harriet Legg, Victor Rail,
Mick Sadler, Paul Boot, Kim hull Ford and Brendan Van.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
All right, someone's coming in on chants before we take.
Someone calls Roscoe Holden, Hello, the name, I mean, you're
too much transport great Sonam's holding bok Roscoe Roscoe Holden
Owen hood as Then they get under the hood Owen
Hood in Mac. You know the big old American trucks,

(29:35):
aren't they the Mac trucks you mentioned leg earlier? Suzanne
surname Walker? Yeah, perfect, so San Walker. We found the legs.
Then we got the Walker. All right, let's go to
the lines. Now. Good morning, David, Good morning, David. I

(29:55):
think you're on the road right now. You're driving to Adelaide. Yeah,
I am yet, Thank you very much. Had taken the
show with you. Now, what have you got for David
Surnames to do with transport?

Speaker 8 (30:05):
I worked with a like by the name of Brad driver.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Brad driver, he's a driver driver. Maybe couldn't get that
with the Dilata lab it was not Thank you, David.
Good Good morning, Michael, Hello, hello Michael. And transport surnames.
What can you add?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Yeah, the old little British cars. Yeah, Austin Healy and yeah,
thank you very much. Austin's a great one. Michael, Thank
you very much. Gina. Morning morning, Gina.

Speaker 18 (30:40):
I figured transport needs somewhere to go. So my surname
is Upward.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Really it's a great surname, Gina, Upward, what a great name.

Speaker 18 (30:52):
But the best thing is my husband's aunt, who wasn't
Upward married forward.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Get out of him. We've gone premature into what are
the odds we're in the forward?

Speaker 14 (31:03):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Update that sol Rio were you and.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Forward?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Ward or forward?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
So do you still have Forwards in the family?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yep, awesome. I love it, Gina, Thank you very much
for giving us your surname. Have a good day. Thanks you.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
On the show, Christian Connell Show Podcast, Christian.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
My transport name was also Ties and then we were
expecting our second child. I thought Micheline was a lovely name,
as my father was French. However, My husband started laughing, going, no, no,
we can't because our surnames Tires Michelaine Tires. He had
no idea, Christian, I had no idea. She became Kerry Danielle.

(31:48):
Thank you, Trish. All right. Yesterday on the show, Jack
had a problem with his with his tire and it
was actually so dramatic, the ties going down one psi hour.
Hang on a minute, it works out right now, all
going down this morning and.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
You drive it in like that.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah, this man's like Vin Diesel. This is how he
lives his life one psci an hour at the edge.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I was busier, so I just didn't have time to
go and pat.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
And ignore a deflating tire.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
You haven't heard what he wants to do, right, you know.
There's that new guy we've got today. He's come from
Nova and you understand, why do you want to leave
there at the moment, But anyway, he's come from Nova
and he's he's got a kit that a lot of
people recommended yesterday for plugging holes and tires. Jack doesn't
want to dirty his hands with us because he's showbiz.

(32:39):
He was He's asked me if I could ask and
you guys to go down repair you action.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Luck he heard the show yesterday. He didn't even start
till today. Good, I'm listening to the show absolutely well.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
I hope he's been listing a bit longer. He's been
on like three month guarding leave. It's either that or
the other breakfast show on Nova.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
He says he has the kit. So I thought, what
a great way to prove to the team that you're
a team player.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
He doesn't need to prove that.

Speaker 9 (33:02):
Job.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Opportunity to come here moved to us. He's coming to
join this.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
What a great opportunity to say. This is outside the
remit of an audio producer. But listen, you can go above.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
And I said, I'm here for another five years. I'm
very happy. Good he didn't go listen just as well,
my time prove your loyalty to the club.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
And you give me so much flak for getting Rio,
my muscleman, to take down my packages and postage to
the Boo deserves.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Look, he has the special got it you know how
to use He probably wants to this guy. He looks
like someone that wants to mend a tire. Yes, and
I should let him. Okay, Well, Lucky you're around, come
in mate, come in on the show, Come in, mate,
Lucky Locky, jump on that microphone there with chat. This
is Lucky, and thank you for coming to the show

(33:51):
to help us out. Looky, thank you very much for
often to help Jack as well. Have you seen this, Jack?
Thank you man? Yes, now, I don't know. I think
have you seen tools before?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
He doesn't want to touch this at all. This looks
like what Johnny Depp uses in sleepy Hello operations, all
kinds of weird plugs and bits, and.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
It looks like the key you get with a sort
of medieval surgeon. Do you know how to use this?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Lucky? It's nine o'clock times?

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Could you do?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I'm a team player.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
I mean.

Speaker 15 (34:23):
This is very good and you know, as Jack said,
I want to do this, you know, just to prove myself.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
You know. Well, lookie, so many audio producers we've had
on the show, not a single one that is offered
to mend a time, not once. So already this is
good news. It's a strong start.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Thank you, Lucky. Does he get started how or after
the show?

Speaker 5 (34:40):
No time, not the present audio business can wait until
after night. That's hire the Pierce hide Jack one minute,
Why don't you two go now introduce him to the car.
It's another team member.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
More gripping live radio that no other show would dare
bring you. I'm about to cross the lo to a
breaking situation. Two men trying to repair attire. Thiss, goot
a nail in it. That's all you tune and don't
look at me like that. This is big. Let me
just introduce the characters to you. Jack Post came in

(35:16):
yesterday and he was sharing a very traumatic personal story
about a rapidly do well, not rapidly deflat and tire.
It was going down one psi and hour in his
beloved car, the future Tesla, and a lot of people said,
there's this kit you can go, we can plug it yourself,
and Jack was not interested in that because it had
about three different steps to it. However, we have a
new member of the team. And when you join this team,

(35:38):
you don't join any team. Thank you production. You join
the radio's eighteen. This guy has hit the ground running.
He's come from Nova. He was on small Z Surgery.
He used to run the surgery for small Z. You
tune in tonight. It's going to be chaos, patients turning
up at like seven o'clock for their favorite song, or

(36:00):
usher's suddening there. He's in the car, party can't come in.
That's the guy that run the surgery. We've got him,
small Z. That's right. Anyway, you've got a new guy
on the show. It is his first day today, and
he brought in this kit to try and plug well,
to give to Jack to plug his own tire. Jack
has said maybe he'd like to do this to ingratiate
himself to the team. That's what's going on. Let's cross

(36:21):
live to it now, Jack, are you in position?

Speaker 19 (36:25):
I'm here Christian with Lucky and speaking of surgery, he
is trying to perform surgery right now.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
This is why we hired him. This is why Smallsey
is fuming right now. So how is a new guy,
Locky getting on.

Speaker 19 (36:37):
He's got the fires out, which is step one, and
he's trying to take this throughout. But we're stalling on
step one because all through that last song he's been
trying to take it out and we still haven't got
it out yet.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Right, Okay, So does Lucky hand us over to Lockey.
I'll speak to the organ grinder here Hi Christian, Hello,
lockin again once more, Welcome to radio. Is a team?

Speaker 20 (37:02):
Is our cut my teeth?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
It is? Yeah? So are you only hands and knees
right now? By Jack?

Speaker 20 (37:06):
I really am. It's just the dedication to the team
that I bring and just not my audio as Gills.
But I also played Danny in Greece, so I definitely
know carsh Wow.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Okay, you're a triple threat to the whole team right now.

Speaker 19 (37:22):
So what's just trying to do the repairing?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Why why you're chatting to Christian? Because you don't just
stop to talk? Oh wow, I'm thinking of five, I'm
thinking of the clock, I'm thinking of the news.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
I'm thinking about get to know the new team member, Lockeye,
you know, and Lockie? What is it a screw? And
now what's Jack driven over?

Speaker 20 (37:42):
I think it's a small child. No, I it's definitely
a screw. But he's done a good job with the
bloody tesler.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yes, it's made its.

Speaker 20 (37:53):
Way well into the tire, but it's coming out slowly surely.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Okay, you're not going anywhere now. We're in a situation here.
Does he carry on? Because you will be needed for
like but that's another hour of the show. You're not
planning on staying down and tire it's done, then you
just drive off home with it at nine? Are you
just checking?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Do you want me to leave lock you down here
with the phone or yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I mean yeah, I mean I'd prefer to bring you
back into studio to come back. Oh you're having to
come back? Great? And what we're lucky do Is he
coming back to do his actual job audio producer or
is he going to stay down there and get that
nail out.

Speaker 20 (38:28):
I'd rather prove myself that's the right Christian to stay
out here with the nail.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Wow, I like it. Okay, carry on.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
All right, let's get into what are the odds? Now?
Half an hour ago we were talking about do you
have a transport related surname? And if we had this
call from Gina, which actually is now I need to
actually have a transport related surname, but actually it was
a kind of an early What are the odds?

Speaker 18 (38:52):
My surname is Upward. The best thing is my husband's aunt,
who wasn't Upward, married Forward, so we've got cousins who
are Forwards as well.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Well. What does all this mean, it means this, but
I'm not what.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
A you gotta be justhing me.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Like where you went? Upward? Who married a forward? Award
off forward?

Speaker 9 (39:18):
Believe it or not?

Speaker 18 (39:19):
Sweed On traveling around Victorian wine country is my father
in law?

Speaker 16 (39:24):
A while ago the guy who was a.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
Winemaker was serving us. He used to be a carpenter.

Speaker 18 (39:28):
Turned out that he was a carpenter who made the
rowing boat that my father in law rowed in the
nineteen fifty six Olympics and one of bronze medal.

Speaker 19 (39:35):
In preparing my breakfast just the other day, I cracked
open the egg and.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Had two yolks inside the one egg. And then I
went on to have a banana and there were two
bananas inside the one. Keil.

Speaker 14 (39:46):
My mom was born in Scotland. She grew up in
two addresses, one in John Street, one in Park Road.
Many years later my dad was set up with my
mum on a blind date, ended up getting married and
my dad's name is John Park Wow.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
We also have an early one from our very own
Huggy Hey.

Speaker 21 (40:04):
Christian, Hi guys, it's Haggie. I've got what are the
odds for you? As you know, it was my birthday
last week. It was my sons the day after. But
I've got two older brothers and both of them have
got kids that were born the day after their birthdays
as well.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Pretty good, Yeah it is, And I guess you want
to work so noisy? He roll escates to work every day?
All right? What are the odds? This one comes from
Tony to do with one of the ones we had
on last week? We just said the replay there about
the rowing okay, yeah, and the wine making Christian. I'm
a Lornmann business and listen to show each morning between jobs.
Last week I was just to what are the odds
I heard the caller mentioned that her father in law

(40:39):
was talking to a winemaker. Then they found out that
the winemaker's uncle built the boat to win a bronze
medal in the nineteen fifty six Olympics. One of the
rowers in that eight man rowing boat was Garth Manton,
who passed away earlier this year. This was the oldest
medalist from nineteen fifty six Olympics in Melbourne. Coincidence. What
are the odds is that when I was this in

(40:59):
the call, I was on my way to mow the
lawn at Garth Menton's house is brilliant. I get chills.
His wife Sue still lives there and I mowed the
lawn for them. Just as a side note, Sue Manton
was the sister of the Olympian John Landy, who also
won I think he won bronze in nineteen fifty six.

(41:21):
John Landy not only one bronze in the fifteen hundred meters,
he was the second man in the world after Roger
Banister to break the four minute mile s Melbourni, and
then he went on to become state governor.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I think was governor.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Yeah, Christian, what are the odds. I was living and
working in London back in the two thousands and I've
been given the weekend before I'd met a guy. He
gave me his phone number. This is the way it
was done back then. I called the number I was given.
The guy answered the call with Anthony speaking. This was
not the guy I was expecting. But I blushed my

(41:54):
way through and must have introduced myself with my full name.
Hearing my name Anthony, the who was not the guy
a chatter to and obviously he'd just blown me out
and give me a dodgy number. But the guy was
spoken to blurted out, did you grow up in Brisbane?
I went yes, he said, I know your name. I
was your back neighbor growing up. I've seen since the eighties.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
That's inside.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
This is a huge wow. What are the odds? Random
guy gives me a Dodgy phone number and I'm speaking
to my childhood neighbor all the other side of the world.
Now both of us are back in Brisbane and our
ten year old daughters going to the same school and
catch the bus together. That's a lovely story of that story.
Alice Lentney, thank you very much for that. All right,

(42:39):
well take your calls. Next lines are open. What are
the odds? Nine four one four one oh four three.
Your story is of coincidence and chance.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Christian O'Connell Show, we're doing what are the odds? Who
do this every Wednesday? Where you to know? That's your
stories of coincidence and chance on nine four one four
three Tula, Yes, Hi, Christian Tuler, Welcome to the show.
So what's your story for us?

Speaker 9 (43:06):
Well, I had.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Lost this tiny engagement diamond from my engagement ring and
I didn't know where I lost. It refused to vacuum
the house for a whole week, and I had my
robo beck going and as my roboback was vacuum me,
it stopped and I went to check and sure enough,
right under there was my diamond ring. After turning the
house upside there.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
That's these AI robots. They probably got a special diamond
finding modality.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
It was like two meal by three meals. It was
like needle in the haystack.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
So he ran out of battery the robeover.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I thought he got stuck on a corn or something.
So I've gone to check underneath or a food pool
or something, and I said, lister that Sure enough, there
it was, and I turned the house upside down.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah, I've got one of these robot things. They'll tell
you what it does. So it's very needy. It's constantly
sends me messages I'm going to need some more water
mine when you got half a tank in there? Mate? Okay,
half a tank full, half a tank aast it empty?
Know what? I AI just be a bit more update now.
I don't like blaning. This's blinging me right now. Get
this bring up. So you must have been so happy
when you found it.

Speaker 16 (44:09):
I was so great.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I was crying. I turned my house upside down, I
turned my workplace upside down, my car upside there, good silent.
I gave up. I thought, okay, just yeah, one of
those things go down.

Speaker 17 (44:20):
Yeah, so that was real.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Well, I'm so happy you were reunited. Thank you very much.
You call no ro Ba, tell you what I got,
the feeling that house got turned upside down between you
and Jessica. Good morning, Good morning guys.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
How are you.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Jess And have you having a good morning so far?

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Just pulled that at work?

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Is that good or bad? That's not really answer.

Speaker 9 (44:41):
To the question from a little from columbe okay, a.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Bit of both, all right, And so what's your story
of coincidence and chance?

Speaker 9 (44:47):
What are the odds? All right? So basically, back in
twenty fifteen, I went back to UNI and was studying
nursing and we were watching a documentary called Good Death.
And it was a gentleman named Herbie who decided to
document his story about having a good death and a

(45:08):
comfortable death. So it affected us all quite a lot.
You know, we're all emotional and upset watching this documentary.
While it was like cathartic as well, but on the
way home. I was driving home down Tarneat Road, Patsy,
so you might know that Roy quite well. Driving down
tarne Eat Road and I was obviously thinking about this documentary,

(45:29):
getting quite emotional, upstir and a car basically up against me.
Right next to me was a VW Bug with the
whole Herbie get up, the number fifty three, the lines
and the number plate Herbie.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Wow, this is incredible. Drack has just given it the
thumbs down. This is a double thumbs up. This is
an incredible story. Herby the love Bug. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
It was literally Herby the love Bug. So I went
back to university six Yeah, you give me se fifty three.
I can't remember the number, but it was definitely like
a remodel makeup of the car. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Such a unique documentary. You watch the guys called Herbie.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Yeah it was. It was pretty gave my lecture of
chills when I told everyone the next day, amazing.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
The universe was looking out for you there. I wanted
you to get a message. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
It was like him saying I'm okay, it's all good
and everything like that. So yeah, it was really it
was really trippy.

Speaker 16 (46:29):
It was cool.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Lovely love that, Jessica, Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
No problem, having a good day.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Guys, why don't you like that? Right? It's all right?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
What did you think I thought I had?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I've got.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
About the v W bug. It's about just a guy
named Herbie.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
No it's not. It's the whole point. It's a very
rare name, Herbie, and then a Herbie like that.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
It's the universe, the ways of reassuring us.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Yes, that's exactly what was going on.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
You should be in a good new Jack. You've just
had your tie fixed.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
I'm in a good mood.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
You know what. He hasn't eaten since he's fasting Today.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
What are the Odds? Every Wednesday, your stories of coincidence
and chance tesh. Good morning, welcome to the show.

Speaker 17 (47:16):
Good morning everyone. How is everyone?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 17 (47:21):
That's good. Yeah. So I'll be really quick. So a
few years ago, when I was like working in the
cour center, I was like in my twenties or nineteen,
I don't remember. I went to make a drink and
I was like a glass of water, and it was
like a really clear glass of water. Because there's a

(47:41):
nice funny day. And then I put it on the
window sill and oh, yeah, I just worked, I say working. Yeah,
I worked in colse it and it was a really
clean glass of water. And then and then the sun
was hitting it, it looked really, really clear, and I said
that to myself. I was like, wow, that's a really
clear glass of water. And then the next lady that

(48:02):
called up, her name was clear Water.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
I got goose bumps.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
That was Oh my god, this I'm telling you now,
that was a great story. Well told my friend. I
love that you did really well. You hear it reminds you.
When I first started working Jack six years ago, we
had a lot of ones. Did I say it to
myself and wow.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Would you transport us that? I felt like I was
the set of looking in the glass of water on
the window.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
So are your points there? The cool center, the clear clear?
What in the sun? Because you you really remind us
it was a very sunny day, so of course when
it's really sunny, the light comes in and amplifies the
light within the water.

Speaker 17 (48:44):
I still remember that glass of water and then was talking,
the lady was talking, and I was just dumbfounded. I
was like, oh, She's thinking like, oh, this guy he
paying attention, and I was. I was just really shocked.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Yeah, because you're back the glass of water all the country. No, no,
it's a it's a big moment for you.

Speaker 12 (49:03):
No.

Speaker 17 (49:03):
I she had no idea.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
She had wow idea. Wow oe wow oe wow. We
now listen, Tesh. We do a thing on the show
that when we get a really amazing call, instantly we
give that person, whoever it is, whatever it is, one
thousand dollars. And Tesha loved your story so much. Maybe
we're a little bit nervous at beginning, but you stayed
with it. It got better and better. I'm going to
give you one thousand dollars.

Speaker 17 (49:24):
Test Yeah, taking.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
One glass of clear view water.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (49:30):
I can't wait for someone life because I believe this.
Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
No, you're so cool. We love your story, tes So
thanks for hanging in there for us as well, and
take so courage to call the radio show. And I
appreciate that.

Speaker 17 (49:42):
So thank you very much, mate, Thanks a lot, Guys,
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
What are you gonna do with an your money? Tesh?
Tell us about yourself? What do you think you do
with it?

Speaker 17 (49:49):
I don't know. I was thinking I was going to
get some like I don't know, I think about that.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah, well come back to me tomorrow. I'll be here
on Friday. Actually, you know, anytime. I the rest of
the year, to be honest, any Monday, deviluy six to nine,
let me know, rushing it shot.

Speaker 17 (50:05):
Oh my god, thank you so much guy.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
So I am my friend clearview. We'll always have clear view,
my friend jessh good honely mate, thank you very much
to call him.

Speaker 11 (50:14):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
The last three car was watching reruns of Australian Idol
when Mark hold Him was on the show, Where did
you heave it? That's day times, isn't it. This is
this is Chris's light today. If Chris is listening right now,
so always that on today. When Mark hold Him was
on the show the next morning, the first car I saw.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Oh no, no, not even worse rightly, it is thank you,
greatest text ever Christian.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Good morning. My name is Michelle. What are the odds?
Fourteen years ago we were having IVF and my daughter
was implanted on Father's Day two thousand and nine. Then
on Mother's Day the following year I go into labor. Oh,
father to mother.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Daughter, it's a it's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
No, listen food you have been right, Oh grizzy guys
just doing that song. All I've heard is.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Anything at seven o'clock.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
It's not like it's been a year a hunger strike. Ooh,
so we were asleep. You on even had one nut
when you do come in eat a little baby bird
over there. I had my otie shake do.

Speaker 14 (51:23):
Me for the year.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I would killed for some enough right?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Oh wow? Today on National Tools Day, we're looking for
your tall bands. Celebrities who were on the tours before
they became stars. John Farnham Princess Plumber before he signed
with em I in nineteen sixty seven. I actually just

(51:46):
went and googled celebrity trades because I did not believe
this one. She was in the list. You must have
found rio. Did you find it? Plummet to wherever it was?

Speaker 15 (51:54):
Yeah, so I knew it was really there because it
was the first search.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
King of the search. WHOOPI Goldberg was an accomplished bricklayer,
really and even invited to join the Bricklayers Guilt Wow.
Really yeah. Evers Presley made one dollar an hour working
at Crown Electrics as a Sparkee's apprentice. Matt LeBlanc was
a third generation carpenter. Albert Einstein's first job was a

(52:21):
spark It looks like he actually put his finger in
the bugs. Albert Einstein's first job was at a sparky
at Oktoberfest beer festival. You miss Harrison Ford's how he
got cast. He was installed in cabinetry and adore at
George Lucas's ranch and got chatted into George. And that

(52:42):
is how history is made. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
But Whoopy Goldberg and the Bricklayers Guilds the Bricklayers guild.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Sister act. She built all the sets all right. So
we're looking for your tour bands. Two bands. What are
the trades listening to on toll FM okay otherwise known
as Triple FM Traveling drill berries?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Oh, that's very.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Good masonry drill, that is tooth drill. Oh can you
tell the pitch tone anyway? Yan hammer, earth winds, earth, gold,

(53:32):
what God? I'll tell you. The trades love listening to
Lady Gaga. She loves to get on tools. That's right,
she's lazy. That's really good. Gold and Jex's Midnight Plumbers.
That's gold as well, all right, tool bands? Who's also
been played on toll FM. Spanner Ballet, Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Yeah Gold and another UK band, Echo and the Bunning's Men,
The Hunger Pains bron.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
The Bear Naked Trades, a little bit of interference there
with those tall FM's have gone under a bridge, Bear
Naked Trades and Peter allen.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Key one of the most universal tools, the ellen k
You're right, you're right.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Here, here's silver, all right, what have you got? Then?
We're looking for your tool bands.

Speaker 11 (54:23):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
We're looking for your tool bands today. Jackie boy, you're
into Mark tool bands. I'm ready, okay, Dire straight Edge Silver,
Rayobi Williams plus. That's very good, Gina Ryobi Williams is great.

(54:49):
You be one hundred and forteen hour, so are you be?
Fourteen and forteen hours? Called out rate? Ricky Martin gone
up there on that ladder living La vida Loca. Who's
that art? Well done? Arianda Grinder silver, Drill Collins silver,
Drilly Vanilli silver plus, EMC Spanner gold. Not a flathead,

(55:11):
it's Wilson Phillips screwdriver hold on bron instead of Rhianna.
She's Rehammer Gold. Naomi, well done, Panic at the Dissander
silver plus the Vice girls gold concreteor Aura concret Aura.

(55:35):
That's very good from the stewa. All right, who's best
in show? Who's off to time this summer toll?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Let's give it to Naomi for Rehammer.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
You're the winner today. Well done.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Huggy is on the way tomorrow. On the show Jack Today,
some homework for you. Yes, a book report? Okay, I
know that you've read a book. It sounds really interesting,
entangled about the life of fungi and how it transforms
our lives.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yes, No, that's the book. I'm starting two pages in.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
What's the one he finished?

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Do hard things?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Things that you learned from that book? Okay? Okay? In school? Yes,
we'll get a shop in one day. So that's on
tomorrow's show. And today we're asking what if you found out, yes,
say one of you, Michael Tires, the surname Tires. We're
looking for your transport surnames. Can you add to the
list of these ones that came in today?

Speaker 16 (56:26):
My cousin's name is Brendan Van going to Hoshoo with
a guy called Paul.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Boot is in a shoe transport or Boot is in
a car.

Speaker 16 (56:35):
I worked with Aim like by the name of Brad
Driver and he actually drives trucks.

Speaker 18 (56:40):
My surname is Upward. The best thing is my husband's aunt,
who was an upward married forward. So we've got cousins
who are forwards as well.

Speaker 16 (56:48):
Shod I Christian mixed sabler here, Total me up.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
What can you add to that? Email me if you
can transport surnames Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Enjoying day, Thanks for joining. Go back tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (57:01):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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