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On a Tuesday we like to go around the team and decide whether we're a Winner Or Loser for our Mondays.. The Longest Pop, First World Problems, Disaster Overseas Trips and The Timewaster!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Showtime on Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Take points up for lesson no monkeys.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
That's a multiplication happening right now.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three Show one,
two hundred and eighty.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning Jack Post. Hi, guys,
take it easy today, guys, stay safe in the sun.
Patsy wasn't getting up to today, e mail.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
We're thirty two now with two. Yeah, it was originally
twenty nine when they bumped it up a few notches.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Tell me this, do we know what it's going to
be in Sydney. The reason what I'm thinking about is
King Charles out there, old guy. He's not been too well.
He's having a testy old time as we know. Don't
need to get into it. Leave that one. And as
the only Gardner Radio here, I'm not his defendant. All
I'm saying is you've got to look after pets in

(01:00):
high heats and kings when they know it's your actual king.
He's a king from.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Somewhere, plenty of water, plenty of shade and shade.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
On that nog and he's got less hair.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I know yesterday, I think it's falling out with his trip.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Twenty three cloud clearing for Sydney. Today they've raised for
him lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
We've ranged some clouds.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
They will clear those. They get him back to the
hotel before it's too late in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
When does he leave to go back to the UK?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Tonight? Doesn't he? I think that's tonight. It's got a
big day today.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
He didn't really do that much, are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
He's done more than last couple of days and you've
done the last calays. You want to go for walk,
come out with your hand mind going than making small
talk for a living worst job in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
But didn't you arrive Friday? Than take the weeknd off?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
And he's seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And he got spat at by a now packy.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes, tripped down under and right now the optics list
to the UK. It's like this is not a place
to come on holiday. You'll be spat at by the
animals here. And the outpackers are the most mild animals here.
They're not the truth danger. You're right, it's obviously a
Republican outpacking and that even the animals spent the charge
is getting.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Anywhere, not even a native animal.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
He's going to get on that plane tonight and just go,
oh my god. My mum had none of this. My
mum was never spat out by an outpacker. All right, Pats,
are you a Monday winner or loser? How was your
day yesterday?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I am.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I am a bit of a loser, and I'm kind
of sick and tired of being a loser all the
time because.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Being you're a teenager or something, so being a loser
all the time you're an acre double winner Champ Champ.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Well that's true. I picked up Audie yesterday from school.
She was very hot and bothered, you know, not at
all like in your house. You've got a year twelve
about to sit exams, so I'm sure it's it's not
as stressful as your house person.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I tell you what, he's stressful. I have wife and
I right now live. It's muck up day to day.
It was not Friday. I created chaos saying already it
was muck up day because a lot of the moms
and dads listened to me. They were then contacts and
the kids going. So it's muck up day to day.
You've lied to us. Daughter rang me at school yesterday
from a bathroom, going, what the bloody hell have you

(03:18):
said on the rino? I thought it would saying no,
why would you say? I confused. You don't listen to anything.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You listen to what I s ate.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
So it's today, he said, No, there's a lot of
stress for my wife and I, yeah, muck up day
is live right now?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Six am, oh starting at six yeah wow. No, Well
has got exams. But she was a bit hot and
bothered from the heat yesterday and she had pa pa
And when I picked her up, I said, you know what,
let's go for an ice cream. We'll go for an
ice cream. So I didn't have my purse, and then
I remembered, don't.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Need your per.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Four.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Got a couple of cents at the bottom here with
some old plasters and a tissue to dab your face with.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Nanna's got up anyway, so we just got a soft
servet makers they do that yummy chocolate soft serve.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You only didn't need about fifty cents.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
But anyway, I couldn't work out why it wasn't working. First,
I couldn't get the app up, and Mom's like, oh
my god, Mom, this is solemn brow.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
We need to ask where Donald Trump is is now
working at a Marcus if he loses that's he was
just going around the world.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
So I had to ask Siri to find that find
the app and she's like, oh my god, Mom, you're
so embarrassing. Anyway, then I tried to pay. It wasn't paying.
I'm thinking, what's doing wrong? Anyway, I was trying to
pay it with my cab.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Charge that I had left over from going.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Up to see I wonder it wouldn't pay, and the
guy said, oh, I'm sorry, man, but that I don't
think that's that's not your Apple pass.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
So he referred to you as man, you do that
for a real long time. It's like that only gets
used when it's like a very like dodtery, like this
be my nan, so I'll show some kindness.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
By the time I paid, the ice cream was.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Next say we've just got back to liquid for.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
A milkshake in the cup. It was ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
The good thing is they gave you a senior's discount.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Christian I May Yesterday for me makes me a Monday
Loser gave a team member the week off and lunchtime.
The only other team member quit yesterday. I'm now start
to work now to do all the work of those
two people. I don't normally start till ten am. Penny,
good luck today, Christian of my Monday Winner Winner chicken dinner.

(05:37):
Literally picked up the bachelor's handbag. As I now know
after listening to the show last week, that's the chicken
in a little bag we were talking about. You good
at the supermarket the rotistory there, Mashu. You get it
for a manager special for any six dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I love when that happened.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Oh that's great. Yeah, made our chicken and salad dinners
even better. Talk to loves of Rasberry. We got two
pundits for the price of one Monday Winner. Great. This
is great. You live in the know. This is how
King Charles lives.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
PASSI you'll be excited about this. Caitlyn shared with me
a photo of the corn beef in a bag, just
like you would pick up the roast chicken in a bag. Yeah,
the supermarket.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
God, it might be a bit dry by that stage, though.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Corn beef is always dry and Wonchi not mine. Christian,
good morning and team. I'm Winny yesterday was my birthday
also my daughter's year twelve graduation, samon In yes, o.
Muck up day is today? Are they all today? Have
they all synced up? All these terrible teenagers? They started
at five thirty this morning? Oh my god, Kelly, let's

(06:35):
swamp notes tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
They've never been up earlier. That's a commitment to today.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Right right. The productivity to muck up date is shoes
Jackie Boy, You Monday winner or losey yesterday?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh big Winny yes say as. I was told I
booked a live music performance that I'll be doing tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Bianca has volunteered me to do a live performance at
Gordy's daycare tomorrow morning, straight after the show.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's a tough gig, though, Isn't it look bad in
front of your son and all his new pairs?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So I've been working on the playlist.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
What are you going to play?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Old McDonald had a farm clanger banger.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I mean, that's huge, that's lived forever, that's wonder water
if it's oasis.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Into hot potato. The Wiggles, yep, yep hop, Little Bunny,
did you guys do that a lot? Hop? Little Barney
hop Hop Hop hop little Barney hop hop hope have.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Some effects on there as well. So are you going
to make up a song? Why don't you get the
kids to make up a song with you?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I got all these lyrics to learn, old mcdonaldald, I can.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Do it now. Then they don't even know how those
songs go. All they know is half a line. This
is easy, is gigging showbiz of the year, Old McDonald
how to farm? And then then you can do this.
You know that Robbie Williams does You and Angels when
he lets the crowd in half the work. This goes
care just going to the next song. Three songs in

(08:00):
and then I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Finish with Gordie's absolute favorite song at the moment, Yellow Submarine.
He cannot stop singing this song everywhere we go. He
was playing it on guitar this week.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
You haven't got a worry about your performance.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
And then this is on the way Home.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I love it. It's kind of a grunge show mix.
He's doing it.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
This is on the way home from daycare yesterday out
in the wild.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Oh, this is so keuchup, I reckon He's going to
be a musician. Keep all this stuff. Expensive demos you
can send online for a lot of money. This is
your king, Richard. Okay, you keep document everything, start publishing
the book right now. He actually sounds like a blues
singer here, that kind of primal pain in the young fellow.

(08:57):
So cute.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I wish you would complement my singing in the same way.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Well, so, how many songs you got to do tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Four songs?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh, they won't fall asleep?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Well, you know their attention span, their attention spans not
great at.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
That guy is a radio entertainer we hang with every day.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Wait and get into my head.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
But like you know, the little ones, they you know,
get distracted.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's what I was saying. Why don't you make some
sort of song with them?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, like an interactive thing, yeah, just to make it live.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
What they go like, oh where are you from? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Is called improvise. Yeah, craigy bird, what is your granddad called?
Tad's head?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Make a song up with them, you know, like oh McDonald,
get them to pick the animals.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Great, this is great. Are you free, Tom? Can you
go with it?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Good Morning, Christian, I'm a Monday winning yesterday was talking
my dog Zoe after work, beautiful sunny evening. Suddenly she
was digging in the spot. Went over to see what
she was looking for, and I found that she had
found a fifty dollar note.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
What a win.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
So I brought her. I brought us both steaks for dinner,
one for her, one for me. That is win winner.
That's I love that, Ben, That's a great story.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Whenever my dog digs for something, it's not good.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, no, no, they looking for money. But do you
know what, maybe we could do a competition when we
buried prizes around Melbourne. Is it legal just to start burying.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
And your dog has to find it?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
No, no, you have to find it. We give clues
or bring your own shovels, start digging, dig and win.
Is it illegal to start bearing stuff in on public ground?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well? Well the problem is, Sue the boss had was
when we did the Virtual Treasure, people were actually digging
up parts of Williamstown and we had to come on
and say no.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Remember, I think the labour than poor Huggy begging listeners
to not turn up at car parks, turning them upside down,
rummaging through bins and assuring listeners this is a virtual
treasure hunt. Takes the fun a bit out of it,
doesn't it, But then still playing along with it, people
calling in, that's a virtual treasure hunt. I remember one

(11:21):
of the clues at one point he was given out.
It was the bins at the back of a seven
to eleven. I'm not sure this is setting radio on
fire right now, the bins at the back of the s.
I so today's graduation pros seventeen year oldaughdter us sause
she's doing muck up day right now, and then it's
the graduation at about three o'clock this afternoon, long day

(11:44):
for her, long day for her. I was trying to
urge her to pace and with all the early morning
booze and the long day, and she's singing the School
of Master to sing at the graduation, which is a
really amazing moment for her and also for my wife
and I, And so I said, it's a long day
for you. You've got to sing, and then you've got
the dinner in the evening as well, and so it's
a long day. Anyway, yesterday I took my wife out
for dinner. It's a beautiful evening yesterday, and I thought

(12:06):
we're gonna bite to eat and then we can watch sunset,
which is about sort of cart to eight. Yesterday that
said to my wife, Hey, you know what, how are
you feeling as a mom a mountain tomorrow? You know,
we're gonna have our twenty year old daughter's going to
be their ruby who now doesn't live at home, and
then Lois is graduating. It's all coming to an end.
How are you feeling? And then she literally grabs my
hat like she's gonna rip off. She goes, I do
not need to talk about it now, and then she

(12:29):
goes and then she goes, sorry, Chris, I haven't answered
your question. You have.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I totally understand The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Christian O'Connell show, come on in Christian. My German shepherd
dog had physio yesterday for a tall acl of poor things.
She's getting stronger every week thanks to Heather sentient physiotherapy
in lang Warren. That sounds like that Google place that
doing those robot dogs sentience physiotherapy. What is this, nefarius, Oh,

(13:01):
we will look after your sentient being attached to the electrodes.
You wait. That German shepherd dog's in a comeback stronger
than ever. It's not kicking indoors. Thank you very much
to Laura. Oh, so this is gonna be exciting. Next
week big cash prize on the show, we are giving
you five thousand dollars in cash and you get tickets

(13:24):
to Champion State Day Saturday, November the ninth, with drinks
on arrival. Plus you get fifteen hundred dollars on food
and more drinks as well for six of you, and
you get five thousand dollars. The whole thing is very
simple to understand. You shake up a bottle of champagne.
You can be given next Thursday on the show. How
far can you fire the cork? Welcome to the Longest

(13:44):
Pop bo right.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Now, shake that bottle up. We need some people far
the longest pop Hey you wana win five k Gotta
pop that clock baby pop it ba Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Is that the new revount lyrics? Like it? I like it?
Then tiding up and sharpening and punch up. Well done.
I what have examined? To wait to the Melbourne Cup
Carnival November the second to ninth, where fashion meats celebrity
and the treandler meets jackpots. Okay, so one thing we're
gonna have to work out during the it's sort of
seven days, is how we are measuring the flying corks?

(14:24):
A lot of money high states, five thousand dollars. Surely
they're all going to go the same roughly the same distance,
don't you think.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
And it's where is it the first bound or is
it where they eventually cork eventually in there?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
And are we measuring it from like the base of
a cork, because if you think of a cork right now,
it's kind of like a mushroom. So is it the
head of the mushroom, the flat i'd call that, or
the stem? So many big questions, guys, but we do
not need to concern ourselves with them right now. We've
got to wait today today, contestants, tradees, we know you're
up right now. You get on them, those short shorts,

(14:59):
chucking that monster on energy drinking you right now. You
have the coffee at seven eleven, You're good to go.
You've got the utility belt on the short shorts. Not
because the hot temperature short shorts three six five tradees
have great legs as well, yea they do. I've never
seen a trady with weak looking legs or non existing calfs.

(15:19):
Do they have their own secret gyms they go to.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's why I couldn't make it. I could never make
it in a trade.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
No, well, there's many reasons. It's not the legs. Trust me,
all right? So today is Trady Tuesday. Trades. You're used
to handling tools, power in your hands. Could you create
power and force in a champagne bottle and fire cork
and win five thousand dollars? I'm sorry that sounded rude,
and I meant I met with the tools, hands on

(15:44):
the tools. That doesn't help. I stop talking, all right.
Lines are open now nine four one four one oh
four three Trads only this morning to join the longest
pop Can you win five thousand dollars by firing a cork?
More than anybody else?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
What It Some to Wait to the Melbourne Cup Carnival,
November the second to the ninth, Where fashion meet celebrity
and adrenaline meets Jackpox. Today's search for contestants and champagne athletes.
Trady Tuesday. It's got a flesh elter. Thisst the week
Teachers Thursday Free from Friday? What is Wednesday? Warehouse Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
You work in a warehouse, you can call us tomorrow
on big w W House Wednesday. We don't look after
our warehouse based listen is enough.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I was going to say welders Wednesday, but that's a
bit too What.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
About if your welding in a warehouse? This is a
two for one? All right? Then? On trading Tuesday nine
four one four one oh four three, roll up Champagne athletes. James,
good morning, what trade do you?

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Good o Christian. I'm working as a maintenance officer for
a chortcare group.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Oh well, good for you. Now when you think of trade,
so you don't really think about maintenance offers officers?

Speaker 10 (16:57):
No, no, I usually put back the the things together
that fall apart that the kids are rattling around. So
if the builders don't make them right, yeah, it's kind
of up to me to make them work again.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
So you fix toys and that sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh yeah, there's a problem in the sand pit you
called up James.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
Okay, James sampit technician has on today. That's nice weather.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
The kids and James, how do you think you get
on the longest pop then?

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Well, I mean I love opening champagne. In fact, I
always like to use one of my swords to chop
the top of it. So yeah, if I can bring
that along, maybe I might get a little bit of
extra distance.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Did you really have a saw, James?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Of course he does.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a sampagne Champagne sword always comes
out of spring racing carnival.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Wow, James, Just so we're crystal clear, it's early. There's
a lot going on right now. Do you really have
a ceremonial champagne sword? Oh?

Speaker 10 (17:54):
Absolutely, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
I think we have to take you where we can,
right James, it could be you.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Let's go to you probably need a permit if he's
got one in Victoria, he's got a sort permit champagne
sort Daniel. Good morning, Daniel, Welcome to Tuesday. Now, now
what type of trayer you, Daniel?

Speaker 11 (18:23):
I'm a fridgie.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Now, what's a fridgie?

Speaker 11 (18:25):
A fridgie is the person who called when your stuff
that is cold is not cold, so we come and we.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Make it cold, right, Okay, So you look after fridges, correct.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
Conditioning, fridges, freezers, and a manner of everything else.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yep, in the I don't know that sounds kind of
sounds like all the cold things to me.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, and Daniel, I've never heard of the term of fridgie,
have you, Jack, I've never heard of a fridge. Wow,
brave new world. So Daniel the fridgie? Now, how do
you think you get on with your knowledgeable things cold?

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Like?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I guess some chilled champagne for the longest pop next week?

Speaker 11 (18:59):
Daniel, Well, being in refederation that you understand a lot
to do with pressures and temperatures and how that affects
your pressure in something that he sealed. I guess so
the understanding of that will allow me to have the
knowledge to create the most pressure in the bottle to
then effectively get the perfect pop.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I love this. I love the pets. Yeah, I know
that sort. But no, no, no, it's a good pere. Yes,
you're right, You're quite right, Daniel the fridgie. It could
be you stay there, my friend. Let's go to Rod now.
Good morning, Rod, morning, Welcome to trade Tuesday. What do
you do Rod?

Speaker 10 (19:38):
So, I'm a chippy botrade.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Chippy, a good humble chippy. Welcome now, Rod, how do
you think again? On with the longest pop? You're up
against the guy wh's got a special champagne sword. Someone
else who's some kind of scientist who knows about things
chilled under pressure? What about yourself? Rod?

Speaker 11 (19:52):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
I'll just have to go the old session. Just shake
the crepit everybody.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
I love it. He's heard about science, he's a about weaponry.
Shake the crap out of it. I mean that's what
I would do, to be honest with you. That's what
everyone's going to do. Yeah, because you see, like the
F one driver is on the podium, it goes everywhere
when you shake it up and right you were champagne
drinking yourself. No, I'm not ever had it before in life.

(20:18):
One of taste.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
I've never actually opened a bottle of I mean, so
pop a bottle.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Now. I love this. We've got to get you, Rod,
you're down. There's a Champagne Virgin. Come on down, beautiful.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
All right, we'll see you next week.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
We're looking for your first world problems. Friend of mine
told is cleaner off last week because she was throwing
away partially used soap bars. What is so thirty seven
cents a bar? You get like a six.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Pack or whatever, we even use his sop.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Still, you're right, that's what I was going to And also,
what kind of first world tool are you telling some
cleaner Goodness knows what little they're making by then she
gets a cut on that. Probably a third job about
throwing away partially use soap mars, and there's probably at
least another half a hand wash.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
This is imperial, this.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Is top end. King Charles probably uses this on those
little snaggy fingers of his first world problem? Is Christian
my first world problem at the moment, my hydraulic log
splitter blue a hose I have to split word by
hand for a you hydraulic log splitter. They're so good,

(21:35):
Amelia staff at work not filling up the kettle with
more water, so you have to fill it itself and
then stand for two and a half a minutes where
it's a boil. Christian Aldi, I'm furious. I complained yesterday
to the manager. Aldi stopped selling my favorite chicken dippers.
All right, so we're looking for your first world problems

(21:57):
on nine to four one four one O four three
rio you had one yesterday.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
Yes, I actually complained to our building manager about this.
We have a rooftop pool at our apartment.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh, it must be nice.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
It is nice.

Speaker 12 (22:07):
Well, it would be that they change the temperature seasonally,
so in winter it's a little bit warmer so you
can go in. They still haven't seasonally adjusted the water temperature.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
So yesterday, very dare you?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
So it's warm outside and warm in the water.

Speaker 12 (22:21):
Eight degrees and I'm swimming in lukewarm.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Water like a kids pool for the peak.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Exactly exactly that happened to you.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Did you get in my mind you're going down they're
so can wet to reception or where it is, and
your budget.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Smugglers goggles and my pets they are lukewarm.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
I want to be whim hoffing about that.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
You should be getting a decrease in rent.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yes, you know your strata phase.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, you are the show.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
When you read out that email, that person who complained
to Elder actually thought it was.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
It's anymous Yeah, okay, code name Amelia partic Katelyn. It's
also got a first world problem. What happened last week?

Speaker 13 (23:06):
My partner was away in the Northern Territory and she
took the car to the airport, dropped it off, and
then I flew back in from our awards night, and
I picked up the car and took it home. But
the thing is, I had to use the spare keys,
and the spare keys do not have the like locking
system that you can just do from the key, So
all week last week I had to physically put.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
A key in.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
This is just too much. This is too much. It
genuinely was have you had words with your partner, you
could have left the proper key. I'm now reduced to
actually opening it manually, my hand in front of it.

Speaker 14 (23:39):
But seriously, it.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
Was really annoying. Like I would often walk away ready
to just lock it, and I'd have to walk the
five meters back to.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
The car to you lock it.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
I'm judging you, but I'd be moaning, like you, you're right,
we take it so for granted. Now these it come
for easy as we have like that that click click.

Speaker 13 (23:55):
Genuinely it did my head and it changed how I
parkeed in general to go the opposite way, and just
so I didn't have to go all the way around.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
And then you you'd mutter under your breath all the
way back to your house as well.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Believe the breaking king, another flipping five days of my life. Well,
is me all right? We're looking for your first world problem?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
So have you got the Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Podcast aram Losing My Religion eighteen minutes past seven. Good morning,
Christian O'Connor's show on Gold. What is your first world problem?
Share it with us on nine four one four one
four three. Christian. I had to hand wash my car
the other day because I don't like the way the
car wash place does it. Damn it, Manuel, there's drip

(24:49):
marks on the bonnets. Christian. My first world problem is
the dishwasher stopped working last night, so yesterday evening I
had no choice. I was reduced to washing the dishes
by hand.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
The horror.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Of the week ind Krishian. I was reading a book.
It was a paperback, and I caught myself tapping the
top left hand corner to try and turn it overthinking
it was a kindle. That's from Lenny. Christian. I found
myself getting angry yesterday when I went to McDonald's breakfast
and they'd stopped doing it at ten fifty eight. I
was fuming. That's early by two minutes. That's enough to

(25:27):
send anyone over the edge. Christian. We moved, how so
we moved in over the weekend. I am fuming because
it's too far for me to use uber each without
the food getting cold. I'm now thinking about moving. Christian
my Son complained too many pips and his fruit smoothie.

(25:47):
The battery in my key to my Porsche needs replacing.
These are the very definitions of first world problem. I
love my wine cellar flooded when one pillow is too low,
two pillows is too high. Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian
first wild problem went for my morning walk today? Now
real last halfway around, I've left my fit bit in

(26:08):
the kitchen. It won't be counted. Oh god, pointless walk.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I do that sometimes. Or you like, fifteen minutes into
a workout, you're like, oh my god, I.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Haven't started what Why? Yeah, Christian, My first world problem
on the internet went down yesterday, so I had no choice
but to play with my kids. Why me life. That's
from Mersanto Christian Wilson enjoying dinner and wine on our
sun deck. One rubber stopper on my chair leg came off.

(26:39):
I'm furious over the unbalanced drink and dinner I had
to endure. That comes from Glenn, all right, wrote me
up the lines now for today three topic Tuesday. This
is where there are many ways if you to share
your stories on the show, not one, not two, but
three today on nine four, one four three, three ways

(27:01):
you'd have win one thousand dollars maybe with your story
for Caller of the Week. Yesterday we have this great
story from someone Christian Way to co Brown and the
local wave pool. In the middle of a wave session,
loud with kids screaming and whistles, and then there was
a cold brown. There was mass panic as we didn't
know where it was the brown. Was it going to

(27:22):
pop up between the waves. It was like a scene
from Jaws, everyone rushing out of the fake serf with
kids under their arms. So today your stories of mass panic,
whether you created it or you are part of it.
Nine four one four one oh four three stories of
mass panic with us all Oasis stuff at the moment.
I finally found it over the weekend my old Oasis

(27:43):
T shirt thirty years old from nineteen ninety four. So
I want to know what is the oldest piece of
clothing you own past you strike me as someone it
hangs on for stuff a long time.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Not the wedding dress, Oh, I've definitely got the wedding dress.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
But I've actually got the first outfit I wore when
Chris and I one on our first date from.

Speaker 9 (28:01):
The fifties get away. Oh sorry, radio age. Oh do
what outfit you're doing? The mashed potato, weren't you?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
No, it was the end of the war.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
The first one, the flapper dress from the twenties. No,
I still do have the first dress.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Oh my god, that's incredible. What was the outfit?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
It was a que dress and it was navy with
white polka dots and big gold buttons. And I loved
it and I got it especially it went out and
bought something special because I really like this.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Boy he was. It's amazing. You still got that?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yes, I've still got it.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
So how many years you with that? There? So my
waists t shirt? Thirty years? How would you carbon date
that thing?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Four thirty five years?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
God, you should lend it to one of the museums
or something.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's like come back into fashion twice.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
So I have you wait long enough? I think it
comes broke out and even Oasis they went away, all right?
So what is the oldest piece of clothing you own?
Nine four one O four three and tomorrow has been
generously volunteered by his wife to sing at his kids
little school. So tough crowd as well, so under five
year olds.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Tough crowd tomorrow short notice as well. Only last night
did she tell me Wednesday morning that I would be
playing four songs for the kids.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yeah, and they're tough ones to learn that. The entire
verse in chorus to wait for it. Old McDonald had
a far oh all right, So my wife is a
habitual I don't know what the person is that does
that the offer up and my wife is constantly it's
a constant source of attention. I want a ship should

(29:36):
come back and go, oh, I've said yes to something
I hote. You don't mind? What do you if you've
couched that that you know, I really do mind. I've
been volunteered for so many things in our life together.
If anything with a microphone and I need someone to
host it, my wife and go, oh, my husband hit
of that for you. Don't worry about that.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
See if what they get, what your wife is collecting
is the good will from doing a fast. But you
have to pay a favorite.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yep, I remember what we went on a holiday? Right,
it's been a really busy couple of months. I couldn't
wait for this holiday. We check into reception. It's a
problem with one of the girls, twin beds. Whatever, So
my wife goes to reception and that's it. We're in
Jamaica and wife comes back an hour later. I'm like,
what the bloody are you talking to a reception for
an hour? She goes, well, the lady was telling me
about this very rundown local school. I hope you don't mind,

(30:20):
but I've volunteered. You did have a talk there tomorrow
holiday firsday, pat unpacked. The volunteering has beging. I said,
what do you mean to talk? I've got to prepare
a talk now about what do they even? They don't
even know who I am. Some whities come here on
a holiday for ten days. We're all inclusive with this
all free drink man. What do they want to hear

(30:42):
from me from England?

Speaker 8 (30:46):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Okay, So what have you been volunteered for?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian Panic.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
At the swimming pool, my daughter was a toddler wearing
a disposable swim nappy under a bathy. She went down
the slide to the toddler pool and left, to my
horror a smear mark behind her. I growd her before
she got to the end of the slide and located
the nearest staff member. After whispering to her what happened,
she screamed at the top of her voice. Go brown.

(31:17):
Staff came running from everywhere swim is glad angrily at us.
It only got in the pool. The toddler pool and
the adjoining children's pool were evacuated immediately with a siren
going off, including a class having a swim lesson. Thank
you very much, calm it off for that story, Brad Christian,

(31:39):
I used to work testing Melbourne Fire Brigade and CFA
fire equipment, including smoke detective sirens. We used to have
to put a reminder called out over the PA system
and a multi story building but various other offices and
businesses working there before checking sirens on each level. That
reminder stallsea's panic from the various floors below and above

(32:00):
that are yet to be tested. I saw dozens won't
flee the building and I couldn't understand why they hadn't
listened to the warning that it was a test. It
was it was students who were learning to speak English
and an English language class fleeing the building for their lives.
All right, let's see some stories here, Brett. What is
the oldest piece of clothing you own? Hellue? Hello, Brett,

(32:20):
you're being to be calling from the middle of a
building site.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
No, you broke up right when you said the notes.
I wasn't sorry for court with him?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, no, No, Brett? Is that a good time?

Speaker 14 (32:30):
Rat?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I get the feeling you're operating heavy machinery or or
a forkliffe truck.

Speaker 11 (32:34):
I'm meftinally driving off container fort lift.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I need to get points for that. That's that little
alarm you know it's a forkliff. All right, Brett, what's
the oldest piece of clothing you own?

Speaker 11 (32:44):
A pair of boots Rossy Mulgants and I bought them
in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Well you still got them now, you know.

Speaker 11 (32:50):
I bought them as a dress shoot. I used to
go out, go out in when I was younger, when
I shouldn't have been going out till I was only sixteen,
and I wear him all the time and now using
the hiking boots. And the only thing I've done to
them is I'll replace the sole on them.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
That's things are built to last.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Stress. Shoe to hiking is a great transition.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I read shoe.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
The one thing is I replace the sole and after
about two years the lugs on the bottom started breaking.
Officers shows how poorly they're mode nowadays.

Speaker 10 (33:18):
I don't make them up.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Us this yeah really really don't know. Why is worse
they anyway get back to that fault lift Brett got
to put that payload down. I'm impressed with the multitasking
from listeners today. What I'm Brett, Margaret, good morning.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Good morning, and how are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I'm good Margaret. That's to call on the show. So okay,
can you top then dress shoes from nineteen eighty nine.
We're trying to find who's got the longest bit of
clothing that they still own.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Right in nineteen seventy three when the Queen and Prince
Philip came out to Australia the web no prayer else.
I got my goldjigbitn Rewald or Prince Philip, and I've
still got the shirt from my girl God uniform.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Oh wow, that is incredible. Yeah, different time. They don't
make them not they used to. Margaret, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
You call The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Jack, I just want to confirm I don't know whether
we're speaking to the world's oldest lady who we've had
a meeting in it for the last minute, going there's
a lady. We've never heard someone so old.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
And first describer as she's not young. All right, let's
try it.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I listen, let's jump straight into this. Deborah, good morning.
She can hear it in the back, Deborah. Yes, hello,
hello there, Deborah. Now listen, Deborah, you're chatting to me.
Love You might just need to turn if it's not
too much trouble. It's not too far away to turn
the radio down the background, is it okay? Yep, lovely Deborah. Now,

(34:45):
thank you very much to call on the show. Being
part of the show, Deborah, And which one are you
calling in about? Is it? I'm guessing it's the oldest clothing.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yes, So I have a beautiful pink jumper and it's
got a picture of an a skin hand on it.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
It's like a very long haired like a grayhound.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, big of than greyhound, aren't they. They're like a
kind of hippie dog, big tall hippie dog.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
That's it. Yes, very popular. And I bought this jumper
in nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Get away. You don't sound old enough then you must
have been like maybe a month old.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Thank you very much, appreciate it. Yes, look I had
an Afghain. Her name was Silver and I've still got
the jumper in memory of my dog Silver.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Oh my god, what a lovely little keepsake to remember
silver by that's it. Yeah, that big old dog. Because
you could put it a sad lom old silver and
taking off her ride, couldn't you like a pony?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Well, she was a very very unusual color. She was
a very dark gray color, and people loved her. She
loved everybody.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Oh that's a lovely memory you got there, deebah Well, Debra,
thanks for going the show. Do you listen to us
every morning?

Speaker 14 (35:57):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (35:57):
I do.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
I love listening to the show.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Now, deb Brah, we're going to send you some some stuff, okay,
from the show, a little gift to you. Okay, thank
you very much, pleasure.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
I did all love love it all, Christian.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
All right, Deborah, thank you very much for being part
of the show today. Okay, you look after yourself, you too,
Thank you, Pleasure. I'm so glad we spoke to them, Sue,
good morning, Hello, No, this is the younger one. Is
this the so goome onring? Sue? Okay, what is the

(36:33):
oldest splitted clothing? You own a.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
Pair of R and Williams writing boots from nineteen seventy two?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Right, okay? And did you still wear them now or
every night?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Then?

Speaker 15 (36:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Gotcha? All right, Sue? Thanks you cool? Thanks, bye bye. Now, Christian,
I saw my first communion interest from nineteen fifty one.
That's from Pauline Kerry. Good morning, Hello, yeah Kerry, have you.

Speaker 14 (37:04):
Got Yes, that's me Hi. Yes, I've got my great
grandfather's silk shirt from I don't exactly know when, but
I'm forty four.

Speaker 9 (37:13):
So it's so has a great grandfather, great grandfather.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
It's your grandfather. It is a great great it was
just a great grandfather. He was sick. Silk shirt. He
got a badd ass Yeah. And what color is the
silk shirt?

Speaker 14 (37:33):
It's sort of beige now, I don't know if it
was ever white.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
Beige now a hell of a look, isn't her.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Silk shirts used to be a thing. I remember in
the nineties only nineties, Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (37:46):
Yeah, exactly. So I used to I used to wear
it and ironically in the nineties as a vintage ship.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah, Irony was an inventor till ninety five. Young kids
and Irony historians. If he lives in right now, Kerry,
thank you very much. You cool.

Speaker 14 (37:58):
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Regardless of what you think about the royal family, whether
or not it should be head of state in this country,
we can all agree on one thing. He is not
having a great trip. Really on Friday, we will, like,
I wonder how it's going to go. I wonder what
reception is going to be. How do we all feel
now about this? You know? And then yesterday it was
crystal clear the heckling and then even an our packer

(38:26):
sneezing or spitting on him. Jack and I literally we
have a little TV monitor, We have a TV in
the studio here and we looked up just now on
the news and our packer was being interviewed the outpacker
that sneezed or may have spats depending on his political
leanings at King Charles yesterday. That is the defining moment

(38:47):
of King Charles. And our packer was being interviewed on
the news. It had a crowd, had a paper crown
on his head. Is Hefner? And there's theories he's a Republican.
Hefner had just sneak. He's on the king. This is
the news. This is the news, and the team for
some reason have slowed down the sneeze. It's not exactly

(39:08):
like you know, jfk back into the left with supprud
of footage back into the left. Is it a sneeze
or was he spitting on him making a statement? So yeah,
he's not having the best of time. You know, he's
recently got over councer. He only got the gig from
his mum two years ago. He's in his seventies. He's
waited fifty to sixty years to get the drop of

(39:28):
a lifetime to be the key. He comes here and jacks.
The locals don't really care for him. Loved your mum. Okay,
good big queen, God you not so keen on? And
so today we want to know have you ever had
a king? Charles? This is what's going to be known
us now. I have you had a bad overseas trip?
If you've had a king? Charles? And she called us

(39:50):
up today Christian I've done a King Charles. That now
means it's show folklore language. Now that you've had a
bad overseas trip. He must be just waking up, bading
him sleep last night, it says, last day. Today. All
he's got to look forward to at five is a
fleet review? What's it? What's he got? Is he got
a clipboard? He's got with him like well it says
here Australia's got twenty two frigates. We gave you a

(40:10):
couple of years ago. Where are they only see eighteen?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
And he's got a mat and grade again? Before the
fleet review and last meeting grade. That's when the alakas.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
And no, no, no, don't forget you know, I mean
as a member they're or family. They get to have
these amazing banquets from the world's best chefs all over
the world. Australia's really laid on something today, a barbecue
with some onions and some snacks. I reckon if he
for anywhere and just chucks it into the harbor and goes,
come on, come in it, We'll go. I don't even
want to be your nominal head of state. It's done

(40:45):
a barbecue? Is he even we were just saying because
they're messy to eat, aren't they. He's brought that lovely
suit on something that he can't have a stain down,
that that's there all day, and you're right, and it
sort of leaks out, some of the onion juice leaks out. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a good visual. The optics don't look good.
All right. So have you had a King Charles, a

(41:05):
bad overseas trip. We want to hear all about it.
On nine four one four one oh four three. You've
done a reverse Charles. You went to London and had
a really intense forty.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hours to do an interview for this exact job, and
I was so jet lagged I couldn't sleep at all
during the night. Spent the whole night in the hotel
room looking into pitch darkness, going please just rest, rest, rest, rest.
Didn't get an inch of sleep, and then.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
We did manage to The bit you've missed out is
that you did push for business clast return because wait
till you had a bad bag any of it. I mean,
I know you'd love a recliner here that shadigo flat,
but yeah, asked for who who demands business class for
a job? Interview as well.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I'm shocked I got the job because by the time
your hat but anyway, you know, was droopy eyed.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Actually, I actually think I actually met you up. I
think I saw all of it.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Actually, one point I asked to go to the toilet
where I was at your house, and I walked past
the bedroom. I thought, cry, get ten minutes of sleep
and pretend I was doing a poo by.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
This is a guy I want in this Foxhoul, Bunkers
and Monk are with me, my pan Jack post. All right,
have you done a King Charles bad overseas trip?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Christian Connell Show podcast?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Right now? Then have you done a King Charles terrible
overseas trip? We don't even know what awaits him today.
The poor guy must be just blinking anything that's allowed,
bang or some one of the now firing cannons at me.
He must be terrified of doing that fleet review at
five to five. It's very precise five to five today

(42:43):
that fleet review is going to be thrown from the
ship or to walk the plank. What is a fleet
review of as RIEO, Just have a quick look.

Speaker 12 (42:50):
So King Charles will arrive on sort of some sort
of naval vessel perhaps, And then he sails along a
line of anchored ships and.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
He reviews saluting along the way or not yet.

Speaker 12 (43:04):
First he has to review the condition appearance.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
So like kicking the tires of a warship.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Surely that's not a king's job. Who else is going
to do it? A professional.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Maintenance? You can have some sort of blue coveralls on.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
But he's headed the maybe in like a ceremonial sense,
not in like better to check those boats.

Speaker 12 (43:25):
Yes, he inspects the readiness of each vessel, so he'll
go through I guess each respective.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I just want to say, you'd be ready. China could
come at any moment for us, guys. You sleep with
one eye open this country. You know they're ryeing up Australia.

Speaker 12 (43:39):
And then they salute they're far off some cannons and
salutes them and they salute back, and right then he
does a speech.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Oh, unless the boats aren't up to scratch, and then
what Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
It's just span its out, all right? So have you
done a king? Charles had a bad overseas trip nine
four one four one oh fourth Angela has morning Angela, Hey.

Speaker 16 (44:02):
Christian, I just wanted to let you know, not about
my King Charles moment when I was caught on a
train for thirty hours in Vietnam typhoon Typhoon typhoon, so
the train stopped. It was an overnighter. We were watching
the water levels just continue to rise, and luckily we
didn't have to get onto the roof of the train.

(44:24):
And by the next day the water had receded, but
we were without food except our tour leader gave us,
offered us some pigs heart.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
And had them all though you've got to trail me.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I've got this bag of pigs that's with.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
That God, just in case this week we are prepared pigs.

Speaker 16 (44:46):
Then the next night, at midnight, we got rescued by
some local villages.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
My story you must have been like you love about now.
It must have been actually terrifying.

Speaker 16 (44:55):
It actually it actually was because we've just been to
Hoyan too, so we had all of these bad with
our our made suits and clothes, and I thought, oh,
I can't let go of those either.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Did you eat the pigs hut?

Speaker 16 (45:08):
No way?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
And so thank you very much for your story mate,
have a good.

Speaker 16 (45:13):
Day, Thank you you too.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Bye Leanne, good morning, good morning, all rightly, and was
your King Charles table overseas trip.

Speaker 17 (45:22):
One week into a seven week holiday in the UK,
fell over flat on my face in the middle of
London and broke my nose, my wrist and my ribs
and wound up in hospital for a week.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Oh you poor thing.

Speaker 17 (45:36):
And I was in ICU in the same bed that
they treated Boris Johnson in when he had COVID.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, that's what he was. Another one like trump, like,
you don't need to worry about this. And then three
weeks later, very ill, fat man in it. I see you.

Speaker 17 (45:51):
I was going to sue them.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Wow, So you were in the same bed that the
bed that Boris was. Yes, what it claim to mean?
That big old sweater there COVID.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
For a couple of weeks, still got.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
The forest. You know he's here at the end of
the year. He speaking terry. That is goat. Now. Can
I just ask how did you fall over in London?
What were you doing you? I did a couple of
drinks or no chasing.

Speaker 17 (46:20):
My husband who always walks ahead of me, and I
got tripped on cobblestones right near.

Speaker 15 (46:30):
Horse guards.

Speaker 17 (46:31):
Horse guards parayed, yeah, and as I fell there was
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And because they don't stop for tourists, they will flattening Australium.

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We're looking for your hobby movies. We need to talk
more about this tomorrow. I want to hear from Mayo
who actually have hobbies. It is a dying is it
just a dying art now? And the amount of hours
we spend just looking at reels or Facebook whatever it

(48:26):
is on your phone, so that's actually taking up space
where you would have been so bored you had to
go and form a hobby.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
So you don't consider yourself having any hobbies.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Well, I'm looking at rot Rio said here the top
five hobbies. Can you call wine tasting a hobby? If so, so,
it's most weekends. I am a real enthusiast I'm a
black belt hobbyist is I don't know you could tick
off wine tasting. So drinking is a hobby tasty.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
You got to do the spinning back part that they
do in wine tasting. You can't just swallow it.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I'm looking here at the top five trending hobby of
the year. Swordsmanship. Oh any of us know any swordsmen?
Thousands of people up, really mostly men in their fifties,
targer audience, and we have taken your swordsmanship after watching
Forge and the Fire, you know I love that show
and Nightfall Death. Wait, I've not seen that one. Getting
on top of that wine tasting, scrapbooking, I think you've

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done a scratch.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
You love to scrapbook, Yeah, yeah, big scrapbook fan.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
You're a scrapbooker patch.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yes, yes, from wayback yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Oh, way back before it was called you know, birding?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
What's that is that?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Bird watching?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I know, I just want to check it wasn't some
sort of sexual act. The birds include that. Trying to
persuade my wife for years to give it a go. Listen,
can we do the bird birding? Boom time? Apparently for
bird watchers with fifty million people globally self identifying as
birders million Real. The goat is Englishman Peter Kessner, who

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has logged over ten thousand birds.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Oh how many did you get in your childhood?

Speaker 16 (49:59):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Probably about two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I don't know when you had the book you have
the binoculars.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Blacksmith ory is at number five as well to any
of us. Would you consider you have a hobby? It's
music you have.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I would consider chess a hobby. Crossword puzzles or hobby
are on.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Your game and you're seventy two hobby pile?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah, Guitar reading is a hobby.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Reading is not okay, reading a wine taste. I'm a
hobbyist perasually? What's your spying on neighbors? How long is
that car? This is a conversation my wife for me, Yes, station, Chris,
you seen that car? It's been there all day? What
do you want me to do? Why did we You
kin't even see it? We sat arounding dinner. We can't
see the car. How's it hurting us right now?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
There was a trading in our ind of our court
yesterday and he was parked up on Chris and stones
out the front.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Well.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Christ person Stones Stones.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
No one parks on the front section of our nature strip.
The stones is like, lay this beautiful lily Dale toppying
and it's oh my.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
God, not the Lilydale top, while everybody else went for grass. Chris, No,
they went for the lily Dell topic.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Jack, no one's allowed to park, So.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Then neighbors is your hobby. Then I want to hear
about this every week. Perhaps he's spy thoughts on the neighbors.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
So I had to get out there with the hose
to get rid of the tire marks.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
In stream and spray the training.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
They do that in certain terror spots, don't they were
they water They the water cannons that people disperse the crowds.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Water board him.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Bring him in, Chris, I'll get the ball ready. It's
another non local around here. Eyes stranger this week on
the Coulder Sat. You could write a book seriously terrifying read.
Let's move on. Okay, so we're looking for your hobby. Movies.

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Some people love taxidermy as well, don't they just stuff
an otter or beaver taxidermy driver.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Well, yeah, you gave it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, silver The Secret Life of beads. Some people like
to get.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
In putting beads on a string, making their place for
a bracelet.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Silver Secret Life of Beads. Some people get into woodwork wouldwork?
Orange gold. Miss Daisy has been on a bento course. Yeah, yeah,
collaging Miss Staisy.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Oh, here's Missy under gap.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Bronze and Harry Pottery cast on a Wednesday. That's good,
found it Jack. What have you got hobby movie? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I got Hugh Grant's favorite hobby knitting Hill.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Oh, that's very good.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
We bought a Zoomer lesson.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Yeah, is that sports is an exercise? Silver?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Robotcop was a good movie. Yeah, yo yo Cop, No, no,
no one is.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Learning or is going to do my Wednesday hobby Yo
yo ing Hackey Sack is our hobby now.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
And Crochet and Silent Bob strike back.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Time wastes today. We're looking for your hobby movies. Beston
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All right, hobby movies. Throw Mama from the train set Gold.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
That's very good.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
I hope there are people right now getting ready for
a day in their attic, playing or the base and
playing with their train sets. Eat love crochet silver, some
care word and the hobby horse whisperer gold.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Not really hobby though it's called the hobby.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Horse making them though, you know, like some elderly gentleman
like to make a rocking horse.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Do Yeah, I'll staying corrected, kind of like sprinkly eyed
version of the world you see, where is all right?
Tell you what I'm going to dedicate the rest of
the year of this radio show interviewing a man, an
elderly man in Melbourne who makes rocking horses. Who is
this kind of real life Geppatto summer right now?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
And he'd lives somewhere in the danding oongs. Don't you
think he's white?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
You bring him out of coffee?

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
He's got a belly stove and his ship.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
I want to leave in that world where that actually
is true. Actually, Golfenheimer silver, Dude, wear's my quilting needles
bronze natural born Whitler's silver. I came this close to
signing out to do a half day wooden spoon making

(54:39):
calls before my wife said it's everything are what would
I do with that witness spoon? Bring it in and
do what? Lick it? During the show wine tasting at
Bernie's Bronze, Beetle collecting, juice.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Collecting beetles and jars, Old John Knit Silva, Lady in
the Stamp.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Collector, that's very good. We brought Sudoku, Silver Jigsaw and
Miss Daisy, Bronze Gardens of the Galaxy, Gold Kayaking Kid
instead of Karate Kids, Gold Axel with the powder. I
love it. Morris Dancers with Wolves. Don't get that bronze

(55:28):
podcast away Silver hobby for some people, professor for some
of us. The Last Air Tasker. That's good, isn't it?
Jay and Silent Bob collects Coupon's now Bronze. We all
love the movie The King and I with your brother,
The Bay King and I, The Baking Silvery Step Brewers,

(55:53):
Gold making their own craft beer Zack and mini Framer
Photo silvera Simon Sholey. This is very smart. The Blair
Twitch project. They're on there on Twitch you know the Yeah, sorry,
then they don't know it's guys. Bloghemian Rhapsody not a hobby.
Not a hobby. Blogging is not a holly all right?

(56:16):
Who is best in show?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
What don't you? Lady in the Stamp Collector.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, well, don't you didn't put your name at well
done The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Tomorrow on the show what are the Odds? Where we
look for your stories of coincidence and chance, believe it
or not? What be? You gotta be justhing me.

Speaker 15 (56:36):
Like?

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Were you with Cheryl who married a Hun? Who works
with Cheryl who married a Hunt?

Speaker 16 (56:46):
As well?

Speaker 15 (56:47):
My husband and I Lauren and Matt Winter work trivia
Charity Knight. Another couple came over.

Speaker 14 (56:54):
His name was Matt.

Speaker 15 (56:55):
He introduced his partner as Lauren. There was three others
that joined the table, another Lauren in, another man.

Speaker 16 (57:01):
My father in law, my mother in law, and my
souls all hitting holes in one in goal on the
exact same hole.

Speaker 18 (57:08):
My friend kiannu he went to the book fair and
looked at a Ferrari book, and my brother in a
different class went to the book fair and got that
exact same book that my friend ki Ali looked at.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
That's right, you're crying it right now? What are the odds?
You thought that was pretty amazing. We haven't even shared
a story that we've got chambered ready to fire off
tomorrow what we will now know as the Double Debra
Moment it happened today. You're not even aware of it,
but my god, tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, minds are
going to be underwhelmed and barely blowing. That's my guarantee.

(57:45):
So tomorrow on the show. Then your stories of coincidence
and chance you did every Wednesday at eight in What
are the odds today? I say to King Charles, good luck, Chuck.
Keep one eye held an all time on the horizon.
They're coming for you. Good luck Chuck. As the headlight
today's royal visit, we are back tomorrow. I'm not off
to graduate. My daughter is going to graduate. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,

(58:08):
very excited, beautiful day. Yeah, she's singing at graduation. And
we got the dinner as well. So a lovely moment
in time today.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I can't wait for The Christian O'Connell show podcast