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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Actually like ulcerate your mouth. They're that bad.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
What do you do for your own say?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
If you do not talk to your uncle the mouth
moves during the night.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Show on two hundred and six Christian O'Connell's Show every Friday.
Then to help you not have an argument this weekend
when you're in front of the TV and you're like,
what's we watch and then you start flicking through all
the different things on foxtowl, different streaming apps now looking
for TV shows or movies. We just tell you about
the things that we're really enjoying at the moment. Patsy,
what's it for you?

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You know what I've got on too on stand this
week it's just dropped brand new series called Joan.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I've seen all the big adverts for this is so cool.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
So it's based it's a true life story in Britain
of a woman in the eighties who turned into a
come this notorious jewelry thief. Yes, and it is so
well made.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
The minute I turned it on, I loved it because
it's just the soundtrack is incredible, just all these eighties songs.
It's brilliant. It is so called. It's called Joan.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And she what is she acting alone?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Thief?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, she's in this really nasty relationship and her husband
goes away. She's a single mom and it's part sort
of you know, desperation of being able to be a
single mum and provide for a daughter and you know,
get away.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
From a home.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Incredible story.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's great. Sophie Turner is played by her. She was
in Game of Thrones. Oh, I know, married to one
of the Jonas brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yes, Barry Jonas Barry.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
That it's beautiful, like the fashion and it's just iconic
eighties so I'm really loving that at the moment. The
other thing is school holiday is still. If you haven't
been to any of Melbourne zoos lately, remember there's three.
There's Hillsville Sanctuary, there's of course the Royal Melbourn Zoo
in Parkville and out our way at Werribee Open Range Zoo.
They're doing really exciting things there at the moment.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Hillsville is great. It's a lovely trip to go out
there as well. And the weather's going to be nice
this weekend as well. What's the weerby one?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Whereby one is and it's We were speaking on the
show yesterday about how big it was five times.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
The Big Quiz.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We found out it's getting bigger. They're moving all of
the African elephants before Christmas. That's right from the park
Field site.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
We were asked to come up with an idea about
that to celebrate, so well, I don't know what happens
like this.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
He didn't like the idea.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
So they're not there yet, but they're there early next year.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
So it takes them a long time to walk out
to where you get fifty over the west Gate.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
It's a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Real animal.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Spent millions and millions out there, and they're eventually going
to have a gondola ride across the lion in closure.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
What.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, it's going to amazing like gondolas, like half this seat.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
On a lake like that.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I'm pretty sure those big cats can swim close within
an hour.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But she was.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Nervously with like a big pole.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
They're in doggy paddle the lines.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
They are gonds.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
You might get in venice or something.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know, Yeah, but do go you can spend the
whole day out there. It's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
The cable curry is still scary to be going across
the swing. I can't help it going one of those
things and thinks what happens?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Sometimes they just have a mechanical and you don't want
to be that one who's in the middle.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
And the lions like, here.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
We go, come on, come on, this is the best
day ever.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
When we went to Queenstown, we went they're re done
that gondola.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Queen it is. It is beautiful, but it is a
bit scary, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
My eyes? The whole way I didn't see a thing.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I started to get nervous when we were there tears
Ago and then Ruby started rocking.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
The thing were you're trying to have a laugh, that's
just let me film it, and they still got the video.
I'm having a complete sense of ben like trying to
hang on to please stop it all right.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Then we come back after this and we'll get into
Jack and Ice. Double thumbs Up Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Christian O'Connell's show.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
We're doing Double Thumbs Up where every Friday we talk
about the things that we're enjoying at the moment. If
you've got a show that you're really into that you
recommend text us four seven five three one o four
three Jackie boy, what are you into at the moment?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I've brought in some show and tell today. One of
our lovely listeners, Karen wrote to the show and said, Hey,
if Gordy wants a crocheted animal, I'll be happy to
make him one. She makes her Instagram. It's fantastic Karen
Jay Crochet. She makes any animal that you want, she'll make.
She'll nit it into a crochet soft toy.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
And have a look at this.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I said, Gordy loves why at the moment and she.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Made this that is absolutely beauty.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
The size of the cottage. It's so good and he
loves ith bad.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
So I want to crochet anyone now cooka but i'd
have a cook I'm actually wearing Kooko borrough socks right now.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I love.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, they are quite impressive.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I haven't seen a kooka bar on her Instagram, but
her instagram suggests she could do any animal animal is
too detailed or to again at Karen j. Crochet. What
a great idea for any kids presence you got coming
up in the near future. And then a documentary that
Bianca and I watched last night on Netflix was called
Will and Harper. It's about Will Ferrell and his friend

(05:40):
of twenty seven years is transitioning from a man into
a woman, and they go on this lovely road trip
across the US.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I love it. We're about half an hour into it. Yeah,
just started it.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
They go on this road trip to sort to have
a conversation and sort out what this means for their friendship.
Now they've known each other for twenty odd years as
two guys, and it's actually movement. It's really beautiful.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah. Things I'm enjoying at the moment. You mentioned a
couple of weeks ago Patsy and I wasn't sure about it,
but it's really good. The perfect couple. Yes, Oh my god,
it's very good. Nicole Kidman and Leif Schreiber, very very,
very watchable.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Stupid dance like the opening credit, they do this ridiculous
but all of them.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, it's really really watchable. The other thing that I
really enjoyed is a movie that came out last week.
George Clooney and Brad Pitt together.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
In a movie first one together.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Since Ocean's eleven, which is lot older now than you think,
they're still so good together. They need to do more
movies together. It's called Wolves, very very good, really really
enjoyed that. That is on Apple TV and on Foxtail.
If you're a big fan of Sopranos, one of probably
I would say that my favorite TV show ever is
The Sopranos. There was a great two part documentary with
David Chase, who came up with the show Fascinate and

(06:51):
it's interviews with all the cast as well, even the
late Great Jams gannd Delphini as well. And it shows
you their audition tapes that they did for the various
characters as well. It's brilliant. Can't recommend enough. That's on Foxtel.
You'll find it's called Wise Guys.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Twitch about Patsy getting confused about the gondolas at Werribee Zoo.
I guess it will be up for the lions. When
you go to for us. Let we go to a
Japanese restaurant and you get to choose your food. It's
a human sushi train. That's exactly what it's like.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Vicky very funny, which.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Bees is bigger?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Ryan's built on big difference?

Speaker 9 (07:35):
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Speaker 4 (07:40):
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Speaker 5 (07:42):
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big quiz, big boy, good morning.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
Big Boys back and Big Boys A bit sad, Christian,
it's my final Damn you God.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I doubt that.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
I'm sure we'll be using this little device more often.
Don't worry about that. Don't pack away that microphone.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
And you do you like Lord of the Rings Rings
of Power? I love Lord of the Rings Rings of Power.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
I love Galadriel.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Cami grim Moore, but I do not like that awful
what's up to those rings?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Those rings are bad?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Turned everyone against the alchemist. Yes, what great hair. That
guy's gone as well.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Don't give it all the way guy.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
More anyway, and carry this on. Late's a big boy, all.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Right, let's speak to Michelle. Good morning, Michelle, Oh, good morning.
So you fastally trying to win two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'm hoping so. And what would you do with the
money if you win?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Michelle, I'd probably love to go on a hold. I
buy some things from my cats.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Maybe my kids.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Cat came first holiday cat, kids, then husband.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
He's rather bob that total pole. Let's time win.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
You're two thousand dollars in a game of fifty to
fifty big boy.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
The question today, Michelle, what it's bigger in Australia the
total number of women or the total number of men?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh gosh, what the question?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'll goo ladies.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
God you are a reader, Mitchell.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Good news for the cats, bad news your husband and kids.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
You win two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh, thank you so much. I can't actually believe it.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
What a yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Now you've got to completely different weekend of any Michelle.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Sorry, you've got a complete even weekend now.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yes, I'm sorry my weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
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of this.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
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Speaker 4 (10:25):
It doesn't matter, doesn't matter. It's Arney. You want a
lot of money in a really easy random game Michelle,
you can tell everyone.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I wanted to quiz about where there's more men or
women in Australia, Big boy, what is the ansering?

Speaker 4 (10:36):
How many ladies?

Speaker 9 (10:37):
There's fifty point seven women forty nine point three.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's a rounding era.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, we've had this, Michelle. Have a lovely weekend and congratulations.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You think you so much. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast
Christian O'Connell's show.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Good good, good mon, good morning, all.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Right, time for the good morning minute. Jack, Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Let's go?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Pats you any mean good morning lift off? Don't forget
we've got friends coming into any minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Time we have my best behavior. I promise great, I
won't fight anyone.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Hold on, Patsy, Christian. Feed the magpie mints?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh yeah, bath mints.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Haven't a looking at a photo of it now, I
think it's definitely a baby is so you have to
give it baby food like no, I just give it,
but think of the mother magpie up and then regard
your to you need to show how well.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Soon as we get back to that, I'll chew that
count up and then spin it out. Baby bird it
it's now going quite far into my magpie stuff this
week is now now a dad to a film magpie.
I'll take it that dad's talk I'm doing Sunday.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
It's very hard to know what to do with the
sick bird, because just recently I or eighteen flailing and
disorientated swans at the mcg last Saturday.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Spirit robbos here, I think we found the replacement. I
worked a lot.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Nor could you open the window up that flailing undod
I could tell you we're going so with a heavily
laban delivery. That's what I've just come up with. Wow
zing hot breakfast Circond ninety eight. McGuire, Okay, good morning,

(12:39):
well we okay. Good morning to Jen. Sitting on the
train stopped at Brian B station for about twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I'll be late for work. Good morning Jane, morning Jen.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Good morning to Peach and was ware to worked from
Painesville to Tiraugod morning Pa, Pete. Good morning to Reese.
In God's Country, Gisbon.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's a great spot. They don't right market every month
the best market at Gisbin.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Do the markets just tour around doing like market tours?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Some do yeah, craft markets Victoria do.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
The yeah great mind yeah yeah, An you find though,
once you've seen five stalls, it's just solved.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Everywhere.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Honey.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
People are so talented they can make really.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I think overrated craft markets.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I disagree with you.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
No, no, no, that bees wax candle, giant bread the
size of your head as well. His flatbreads like massive
size for price. Honey as well because it's locally sourced
and made.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
But I saw my.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Wife's laptop the other day and I saw an open
tab and it was an article about buying and looking
after bee hives.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Oh wow, I know the kids are all moving up,
but we ain't becoming. Is it a price?

Speaker 7 (13:54):
What are they?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
That big old suit with that smoking thing making honey
over the brice honey bees, get help woman, not bees.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Bees flaming a magpie.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Carrot.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Good morning, Christian, Jack and Patsy is bin boy still
picking up those bins? Shout out to big Boy for
the two thousand dollars I won. Michael was the.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Winner two days ago.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I'm Michael.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Good morning, Jack and Pats and Christian from Mark and
Mia and Rory at Wido Cafe getting ready for the
seven o'clock rush this morning. Good morning Christian. My dad
used to bring home lots of sick birds. You need
to put it in a lot of shoe box with
a nice soft towel to sit in with some water
and some mince. Thank you very much for the magpie advice.
That's from Carl. Good Morning Carl.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yesterday the Time Wasteter.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
We're talking about Bogan songs and I found this website
after a googled things Bogans like, and there's a very
good website actually called things Boganlike and Things Bogans Like,
and there's both three hundred various things like clashing with reporters,
which is still my favorite.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Such a funny observation, Clatchy with reports.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Where would it parent affair be? Where would nap todate
and be without these people?

Speaker 4 (15:15):
And I was looking at it again after the show.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
The other things that Bogans like, according to website Telethon's
Commercial Radio.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Thank you Bogans for your ears.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Finding God, the secret hold, misspelling their kids' names, arbitrary thievery.
But the one thing I've realized some of my short
six years living here in Australia is Bogan is just
too broad. There are sort of various versions of Bogans,

(15:48):
aren't there, like Krie Yeah, would you say that Kate
and our producer is an upper class Bogu.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's sounded because we started to go around the team
and saying who's Bogan who's not?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Like Pats is a sort of reluctant bogue.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I have been known to wear my moccasins to the
school bus stop, so that is not got out of it.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
And you would cash with a reporter. And you've got
that massive neck tattoo as well. They normally have that
date of birth or some scripture. I've seen a lot
of bogun nectar tattoos, which I always find really odd.
So Caitlin, would you describe yourself as a Bogan because
you've got backyard TV.

Speaker 10 (16:27):
I'm like a Goldie Bogan because I'm from the Goldie
so like Queensland.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Bergen, so I think like that I see a Goldie Bogan.
So Goldie Bogan is all about the location location.

Speaker 10 (16:38):
It's like words we use, like I use the word
bloody to explain a lot of great things and a
lot of bad things.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I've noticed that yet and often you use it like
a verb as well.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
Correct yeah, and I always say, oh, you joke it
all the time, but in like doesn't even make sense.
And also i'd say Goldie Bogan because I will wear
no shoes walking true like a shopping mall.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I find Queenslanders think that it's more acceptable than we.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do down here because of the weather.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Well, if you go to in a supermarket this air conditioning,
it's not that's the coolest place.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Surely a pair of thongs is the bare minimum.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yes, yeah, all right, So this morning we want to
try and categorize all the various types of bogan.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Christian O'Connell's show, Christian, I would say Warwick Kapper is
AFL Bogan.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
If you're talking.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
About the various different sort of categories of bogan, there
is one a special one called AFL Bogan. Warwick Kapper
is the captain of that all Australian Bogan team.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Although he I would call him Gold Coast Bogan as well.
He ran for mayor of the Gold Coast or was
he the mayor for a little bit.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
How many ex AFL players like Cooter at the moment
have a run for office. Christian and also a separate
category for educated Bogans. Don't forget the classics Southern cross
tattoo and giant oversized tope bags as well for bogans
Christian tail jack magpies don't regurg to take their food.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
These update your records, mates.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
They feed food to their chicks whole. I filmed this
magpie next to my house and you can see the
dad feeding the his son or daughter an entire baby snake.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
You need a snake, you need a carrot?

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Yes, perhatsy. How was your day yesterday?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I had a bit of a meltdown in the supermarket.
It was a bit like Michael Douglas falling down yesterday
for me. So it was witch o'clock. I was tired.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
It was like, yeah, the worst time of the day,
that three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Just come from the dentist in the I'm gonna have
to get a second job. But so I come from there.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
His voice was actually speaking engineers must have cut through
there on the corners.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
And yes, so it was one of those days and
I really just wanted to go home and sleep, to
be honest. And I had to on the way home
grab a few things at the supermarket. But when I
got there all the little hand bars. I just needed
a hand basket, just needed a few things, but all
the baskets were gone everyone was using them, so I
had to get a small trolley only like every time,
I didn't have a gold coin. I didn't have a

(19:23):
one or two dollar coin, and I left my actually
had the other keys, so I didn't have my trolley token.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
So you have to use a dollar coin to get
your trolleys out.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
They trust you, guys.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
We're not chucking them in the canal.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Can you turn them into barbecues out our way?

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
So, as I was walking in the man with the
trolley train, so he'd been out in the car park
and got all the trolleys, you know, and they've got
like the big trolley train.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
And you're right, it is the trolley train. I once
had that for a job for a year. People judge
you if you're doing that. They look at you like
you're not quite right. They sort of go, oh, bless you.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Store out in the near a till of humans that
literally would chat to him.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
It was like pat me on the head, you know,
like I was something was wrong with me, but I was.
He's trying to make a go of it. Look at
him with that struggle to control of that trolley train
is so he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Get the car, is like look out for this? What
it was more?

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
So I said, excuse me, I said, can can I
just grab one of your trolleys? I just like, alwise,
I don't have a coin to get a trolley. There's
no baskets, and.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I don't carry cash. VIPs don't carry cash.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I just I just have my cart. Anyway. He said,
I'm sorry, I can't do that, and I said, why not.
You've got the key. Can't you just give me one.
He said no, I'm not allowed to. And I said,
you're serious, and he goes yeah, And I thought, so
I went to the lady at the front desk, got.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Him fired, going, I needed a trolley.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I needed to get stuff for dinner anyway, else, so
much effort all this I had to gett had to get.
We're out of paper for a start. Anyway, So I
said to the gentleman, it was a gentleman.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Actually, when you said it's like Michael Douglas falling down.
Have you seen that movie? He doesn't need it done.
That's not what he's angry no, I know, but it was.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
A day like that.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Anyway, I said, look, I'm terribly sorry I don't have
you Can you just get me a trolley. I don't
need to keep the token because they guard those like
they're the Holy Grail, like those plastics. I said, can
you are you able to please just you know, can
I trouble? And he said no, I can't do that?
And I said why not? And he said, well, you
need a dollar or two dollar? Have you got a dollar?
And I said no, if I had a dollar or
a two dollar coint, I'm be able to go and

(21:39):
get a trolley. And he said, well, you'll need a
token and I said, well obviously, but I cannot. Can
you just like get me one? Anyway, he was just
putting up, you know, roadblocks. I thought, I'm sorry, but
can I see your manager?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Wow? Okay, so yeah, this is Thrice.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
I was very way another type of Bogan complaining Jogan,
I know my rights, Bogue.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Clashing with middle management. Bogan. All right, so do you
find the manager.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm the manager.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
It's just the same person, put on various outfits and
uniforms and.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
She was fabulous, but she took about fifteen minutes to
get there, which I reckon was intentional.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Wait, there's one of the mumlies around here once to
see the manager.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Anyway, she was fantastic. I said, look, I'm really sorry.
I just needed I just need a trolley. Otherwise I'm
going to have to go to another supermarket where I
know my business, where I know they have no trouble,
just releasing one of the trolleys.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Release take your new role, trade somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh, it was falling down. I was about to huff out.
So did she give you the f She was fantastic. No,
she didn't give me the token. Bit she got me
a trolley and that's all I needed. I didn't need
the token, just needed the trolley.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
We all went through that together.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
So we've been sitting this week.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
For the first time ever, we're opening up the doors
of the studio where Jack and I are in every
morning talking to you guys with producer Rio.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
We're opening up to six listeners.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
We may do this once a month, we may never
do this again or be answered during the next thirty minutes.
Already I can see judging on in the strepredation like
Friday's normally one years. Want to free with it into
the weekend. Why is he making us work extra harder?

Speaker 7 (23:29):
You?

Speaker 5 (23:29):
I just need to describe what's happening in the studio here.
So radio studio, You've probably got something in your mind.
But wait, it's a two row bleachers. There's small bleaches,
and it's not a huge room room, so it's going
to be hard squeezing here.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah. So there's a front row and a back row.
The front row.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
For the people that are sat on the front row
of these little bleachers, their head, seriously, will be on
our studio desk. It's like kids up a little swim
up bar on holidays. All right, So let's introduce the audio.
So there's six people that we picked yesterday coming and
watch the show for the next thirty minutes. Rio, do
you want to introduce someone one by one? I'll bring
them in the studio.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
Come on down into the studio, Johnny the national operations manager.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, take a seat that way, Johnny,
thank you very much for coming it all right? Who
else have we got alongside Johnny? Who's brought some mercts?
Good morning, Johnny, thanks for coming in and what is
the cake you got there for us?

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Lovely?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh we can't hear Johnny.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
No, the microphone is on but actually not working. That's
right after your mout there, Johnny. Here you go, there
you go. Yeah, Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Get
up close the microphone. Good morning, Johnny, Thanks for coming in.
All right? Who's joining Johnny? What is going badly? Johnny?

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Is Debrah the executives, Debrah the executive assistant.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Thank you very much for joining us. Take a seat
there next to Johnny. Good morning. Thank you very much
for coming in, Deborah for having me pleasure. Who else
is joining Debrah? We have Donna the Cara Jazzans Donna,
Good morning, Donna. We're very good.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Thank you very much for joining us. Have been part
of the show today, Donna. That's quite a right rio.
Who else is there?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
We've got ere of the Norse.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Andrea, come on in. You're on the front row.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Wow, Lucky, Good morning Andrea. All them are terrified if
using the microphone.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
They're doing this, big voices, big voices. That's it. Who
else is coming in? They look terrified, don't they?

Speaker 8 (25:37):
James the Carpenter, come on in, Jimmy it's too close.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
J James, the first person in the first round.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah, well, tough sport there, James, thank you very much
for coming in and joining us.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
And finally Rio, who is in.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
The one the only DJ DADJ.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Legend, Good morning DJ. That is so low that front row,
it's woking. Really, they're like Statler.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
And Waldorf theirs at the beginning. All right, we get
the news and we're getting to the rest of the show.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Joining Jack and I in the studio today, we have
six of you guys for our Friday morning live watching
the show really up close, very up close. We you
give them some quick microphone training. We'll see how that's
going to work out. They look startled, confused, terrified, and
then horrified to actually see that this show runs on

(26:38):
my system, that I sustained a career somehow on twenty
six years of post it notes instead of an actual
proper run order and run sheet. When I said to
them the consider there are post it notes that on
the wall here, and that is how we make the show.
With the use of post it notes, I.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Could see they were like, Wow, six or seven post
of notes can make a show. Guys, that's all you need?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, who knew? All right, let's get into this week's
naked out.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Nig Nig Nig Nig naked our Naked.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Hour, Oh nig big.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Nig Naked our nagd Hour.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Every Friday on the show The Last Hour Show, we
let you pick all the music.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
We give you the theme.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
You picked the songs today, it's songs that are questions.
Songs are questions. In the title, Patsy, what.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Have you got for us?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Any opportunity to play Ebba? Does your mother know?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Great tune?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
This is a great ad the song full episodes. Funny
fact about the sorry threatening.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I know what we're saying early about Patsy. You hear that.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Is very beautiful.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
A male vocal like his lead vocal. It's usually the girls.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
This one for your Yeah, the music Factory. Yeah, Jackie boy,
what are you going for? It's gonna have a question.
In the title I've gone for what's my scene? By
the Hoodoo Gurus?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Great? What's now? This is a Friday ye to brilliant songs?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
All right, so part of love audience, let's ask the
six listeners what songs they'd love us to play this morning?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Johnny, what do you think we should play? It's a
question in the title Johnny, are you gonna go my way?
Lenny Cravis? Good tune?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
You can call it now nine four one four one
o four three in the title a question. Let's go
to Deborah, the executive assistant.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Good morning, Deborah, Morning morning.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Mine is what do you want from Me? By Adam Lambert?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
You big fan of Adam Lambert?

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Love him?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah? Please, thank you very much. It's go to Donna.
Good morning, Dona.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Apparenty's got a big family listening, including a son who's jealous,
who dreams of being on the radio.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
That's right, Christian, I've picked Who'll Stop the Rain by
Credence Wow.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Don Donna very well said, this is a great song. Andrea,
what do you want us to play this morning?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
What would you like?

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
I have chosen What's Up by Falling on Blonde?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Very polite? Aren't you very polite? Andrea? Thank you? I
have chosen James, what would you.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Like just to slow it down a bit? Christian?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Can you feel the love to not Yesterday up? Jimmy?
Not this down? And we're not smooth. We're not boring
them for a weekend.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
If you think love is boring Christian, Sorry, guys, I
know what I was thinking of.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
And let's go to community radio legend DJ Dazz, DJ Jazz.
What have you got for us?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
For all those tuning in?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Who listens to the radio the sports?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
This guy, he's throwing shade on me. I'm actually intimidating
or all those tuning in. I've never thought to say that.
Put it on one of my post it notes, Darren,
what some would you like us to play?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
A question? In the title Dad who listens to the radio?
By the sports? Listen?

Speaker 5 (30:30):
You're trying to make a point there with that one,
aren't you one of them all retuning into community stations online?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Do you dazz? This is a great good choices everybody,
well done.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
I think we might have to play this this morning,
all right, call us now nine four one four one
o four three. You're in control the music from eight
this morning, it's going to have a question in the title.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
It's actually half an hour too late for that now.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Actually, this live audience is way behind the April that
should have enough an hour ago. Don't start doing it now.
It's over compensating and I don't trust it. Good morning,
It's the Christian O'Connell show. I just come on five
to eight God Wanted four point three. We have a
live studio audience. Six people sat watching the show today
on bleachers. Christian just here and Phatsy talk about the
trolley escapade yesterday. I think she's just described another type

(31:27):
of Bogan, the Western Suburbs wombat. Oh, they spend about
twenty minutes fighting for a trolley when they could have
walked off to the self serve checkout where people leave
baskets when they pay.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Well, no, I couldn't get through. They've actually got oh
no please story. It's like perspect gates.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Through songs with moving on, songs with questions in the
sal Christian, how would I know Whitney Houston naked out today?
Then songs with the question and the title on nine
four one four one four three.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Spice girls, who do you think you are? Question? I
cannot believe Jack has moved on too quickly from Shannon.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Know what I thought about it? I honestly thought about it.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
And also tell you what, he's got a nice bit
of coin do you see him at the Grand finding
the adverts? What about free?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
It's because he sold out to Channel seven. It's good
ad But because he sold out, I didn't feel.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Like I wanted to be I didn't want to champion,
all right.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
So from my eighth this morning, you're picking all the
music song with a question and the title I hope
we got here.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Brad. Good morning, Brad, Good morning gang, Brad. Would we
have to play this morning an old band? Who can? By?
May it work? Now?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
I love this song, Brad, great choice might be playing that.
Let's go Lauren now, good morning, Lauren.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
I'd love to hear do you really want to Hurt Me?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
By the Culture Club?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Oh yeah, big eighties song? All right, Lauren, thank you
very much. Have a nice weekend. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Jess, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Morning, Jess. We've had a good week, Jess. What do
we have to play from a big up song?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Where is the Love?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Black Eyed Peas.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
God? This song was huge, but two.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Years everybody station wherever you in the world would be
playing this song.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
You know, Rea can sing every word of this song,
including the rap hut.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
This is true? How did you find that out?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
He's done it?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
For me.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I've seen it. You kidding very special?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Well okay, let me just put the big microphone on you.
Notice he's been eating nonstopt last ten minutes. Jane's one
of this is kind. He brought some food in Rio
is tucked through. You appear to be logging in and
googling the lyrics. You come on, Come on, all right,
so off you go. Where is the love?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Please live on the show right now?

Speaker 9 (34:07):
What's wrong with the world, Mama? People live a life,
ain't got no mama's. I think the whole world's addicted
to the drama, only attracted to things that will bring
you trauma overseas. Yeah, we try to start terrorism, but
we still got terrorists here living in the USA, the
Big CIA, the bloods and the crips and the You
only have love for your own race, then you only

(34:29):
leave space to discriminate, and to discriminate only generates eight.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
And when you hate, then you're bound to get a right.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
He did that with his laptop. Shut Yeah, actually it's incredible.

Speaker 8 (34:43):
It's the least useful skills.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Pease call the CIA terrorists, That's what it sounds like.
Let's not get into that.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Let's not get into that Liz, Good morning, Lizzy.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Hey, good morning guy, Elvis Presley, are you lonesome tonight?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Lonely on the show? I love the King, but place
love songs from a Friday with me my purse? You
all right, Lis, thank you very much, as good to Linda.
Good morning Linda. Hi, Hi morning, Christian.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Here are you going?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
I'm good Linda, Welcome to the show. Now, what do
we have to play? A big Friday song? That's a
question in the title, Yeah, What's Love's got to do
with it?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
By Tina?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
You're big Tina turn a fan. We are, Yeah, I'm
actually one.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
Can I just quickly say, if you don't mind, good
morning to pets from all of us skills here at
Hampstead Drive.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Linda are the These are the ladies from our local
doctor surgery who are amazing. They are amazing what you
do in the local community and doctor the.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Once you get all those drugs from.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Because that handbag is big, seriously real big lots of
pills up and down as sideways once whenever you want
to go hold three sixty.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
We have a soft spot for Patrina.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Will we all have to? Now? Then, what song can
we play? Tina Turner fan.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, so what's love's got to do with it?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Are you going to go and see the musical? I
went last night to see Tina Turn It's brilliant.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
We're all going in a couple of weeks. Oh my god,
your love. I saw it last night. It is amazing.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yes, be wonderful.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Thank you very much. Then to have a nice weekend.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Have a great day, guys, and you.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Richard, Good morning, Richard. What can we play question in
the title Christian.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
How about do you see what I see? This steals
up one of our feet, tights or the things. Probably
did a post a note on our board. Love it, Richard,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
We haven't in this for a while.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
In any given week, I think, just as human beings,
there's always a couple of dumb things you've done during
any given week, just what it is to be a human.
And we celebrate those things, those dumb things you do
in any week. On a Friday, we call it genius
of the week.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Genius smart Einstein, Genius.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Of the week.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
I am your genius of the week because I tried
to get off my talk list without taking the seat
folds off.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Heek ella, really long escalator. I get to the top
of the escalator. Let's go get stuck in the escalator.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
So I'm standing at the top of the escalator in
my underpair. I drove to the shop and walked home forgiving.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I had a car.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I was at Bunning's.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
I was in the hose aisle looking at a hose
and turned the package over and there was a picture
on it which I ordered to see a bit better,
and I tried to pinch sooner.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I've actually done that pink soom thing.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I have a kindle and sometimes I put books on
e from going on hold and the kendle, and recently
was actually reading a proper actual book and I tapped
the page, tapped the page expecting to turn, and it goes, oh, no,
this is actual physical book. And then you don't think
we just checked. No one saw that, No one saw
that prime idiocy. All right, what have you done this week?
Then came it own it. We celebrates it nine four

(38:22):
one four one o four three. What's happened, Jane?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I've got one from home last night that actually ends
in happy ending. Bianco say that for a wow, all right,
genius like that. Oh okay, Bianc can pick it up
our dinner lastnight, got lazagna for us and as she's
getting sex keys out of the handbag, she puts the

(38:45):
lazagna on the roof of the car and then gets
the keys out. Lisa on the roof of the car,
comes home, walks in, she's unpacking all this stuff, goes, oh, no,
the lazagna. So we talk about is it worth driving
back and looking for on the side of the road.
But we went back outside in all sitting on car.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
So what was the distance? Jack?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I would have gone a ten minute drive from the
local stripper shops in peak hour back home and was it? Goodness,
it's a really tasty lasagna. Yes, world on to I
was going to give him a shout out, but I
don't know what they called.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
It's a tity radio dj out there came in home
to get tips from us.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I think.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
He's your vibe guy nine four. I think you've just
nominate your I was going to give him a shout out.
What they called it?

Speaker 5 (39:39):
That's your place in Melbourne nine four one O four three?
Why are you a genius of the week?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
This week The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Christian O'Connell's show last night, Jack, Oh my god, I
just for one brief night I got to live like
Patsy does.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
I was on a red carpet and congratulation. Oh my,
oh my. It was humbling because you obviously do this
a lot, Patsy.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
So I was at the opening night of the Tina
Turning Musical simply the best, I can tell you now,
incredible show, best show I've seen in the six years
of going to shows there in Melbourne. Unbelievable. The actress
who and the singer that is Tina Turner is incredible.
Such is an amazing show. Absolutely brilliant night I saw.
I was buzzing. Everybody was when they came out as well.
People up in the second half, dance in the ass.

(40:27):
It was like a party. It was great. Anyway. When
I arrived, someone says, oh, oh, Christian, we'd love to
take some photos of red car was trying to be humble.
Of course, of course it's no big dealer.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Of course you like this.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
And there were about five photographers right, and they all
got the cameras out. One of them he obviously went
to someone and someone went I heard him say my
name and he put the camera down.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
It's a digital film. Just take the man's photo.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
And when I went to bed last night, that was
the last image of that camera being loaded. As part
of my soul got load in that moment because for
a couple of seconds I was like doing an action.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Post like a stars here, and then they went, oh,
it's the ready.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Guys, I'll say myself from deleting later and just not.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Take any put this camera down. We don't need this
ain't going anywhere. This ain't going front page of the
Herald Sun. Look who is that the red cups stepping
out on the red carpet last night? So good news
though about Tina Turner. Simple the best is we are
taking you to the show in two weeks time.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
You're invited to Tina to the greatst show to the
left end Broadway.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
No, it's me right, stop.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
This should have been a conversation before me just playing this.
I've had quite a tough twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
The camera's been loaded once more. What's explain yourself, man, Christian.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
What we have here is the meaning of two worlds,
a rockstar Tina Turner meets Broadway the world of musicals.
What we have done is we've turned a classic Tina
Turner track and we've sprinkled a bit of musical theater
on it.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Okay, well, who are those other voices coming?

Speaker 9 (42:12):
That is the brilliant cast of Whitney Plowman aka Producer Whitney.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Let's go back to this.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
So just remember then, this is we're going to be
taking you, guys in two weeks time, simply the best
nights of your life to come and join us Certeina
turn of the Musical.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Let's play it once more. You're invited to Tina to
the greatst show from the West Ends, so Broadway. Now
it's Melbourne's.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
To see the biggest music. Doesn't wrong this night or best?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
That's all right? I went surely not playing that every day.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
We're never playing again.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Two days ago, Rio sevent me something and I said,
we can't play that out. He made something where basically
it felt like the big prize was to have a
beer with us, right, and then I We'll go and
see Tina turning the musical.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
It was that real. In the background was Tina the community.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
The song was ninety eight percent about coming to the
pub and having a beer.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
With us, and then if you want to option.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Now, we do a fall three sixty of this anyway,
it starts Monday on the show.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Perhaps you go and see a lot of musicals, right, Oh,
do you ever do this during the musical? Right you're
watching them all. I always get quite nervous the first
couple of minutes because, like having an understandab myself, the
first couple of minutes, you sort of easing the crowd
into it.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Okay, with musicals, you're all just sort.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Of sat down, hubbub, hubbub, hubbub, and suddenly it just
begins right, and it's like, all right, you're a farm
hand and that's a dinner table, and there's an argument
going on between mom and dad.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
It's just it takes a while to immerse yourself in
the world.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
You don't ease into it. And I admire the cast
and the people to do that, my their audacity, the commitment.
You know, i'd need to warm up a bit. I
do a few hello, thanks for coming out tonight, and
then so we're going to do the play in a minute,
and I'll yeah, yeah, yeah, but we just want to
say thank you very much and all right, yeah, we
give it, go see you in a minute.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Whereas any music you see, they just it just starts
and then you.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Know, I can't fully relactually got that until they've got
that first song out the way as well, because you know,
suddenly they go, well, I don't want you living here anymore,
living here anymore, you know, God, we're going into the
first song.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
I can't Relactually they got that first song out the way.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
And with musicals as well, it's like dialogue, dialogue, dialogue,
and then suddenly they without any warm morning.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I love it when suddenly a table gets moved aside.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
You wait, this is this means they're going to start
d trust me, I've seen this before. Once that table
gets moved aside, it's on wheels, by the way.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It makes it easier. Then they all start moving around together.
They've been practicing this for us. I love it.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
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(45:25):
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Speaker 3 (45:38):
More of my friends and not getting married than now
are getting married now, and then couples having children. But
the one of the big things is the cust of
the wedding bet.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Forty thousand Australian couples will spend forty one, two hundred
and forty five that we have added all up over.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
You for.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Forty forty thousand would have done me. You don't need
to break it all down to see it all broken out.
The costings for that on the victory the Excel she
is pinned to the back some reading over the weekend,
compared to just seven and a half thousand dollars in
nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
However, this is interesting.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Studies have found out the couples who spend more than
fifty thousand dollars on a wedding have a forty six
percent higher chance of divorce.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Interesting well, that's a good news for b and because
we were doing a dirt cheap.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Dirt cheap, dirt cheap, still married twenty six years later
because of a dirt cheap wedding. And also found that
Monday weddings have This is a bit of a down
and now with theres the four stuff rio.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I'm Monday wedding. Yeah, care for what you read next?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah, I hadn't read it properly. Yeah, found that Monday
weddings have the highest success rate. Suckers, they got married
over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
To eat that far?

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Okay, we're looking for marriage movies. What a us married
couples watching? You know, I just saw one of these.
Wanted to eat it before I read it. Wife of Pie,
Wife of Pie, Silver, missus in the.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Boat with him.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Oppenheimer is a great movie. And then you got married,
you know, he gets married the second one. That's right,
sales are open, Homer, sales are open Heimer, Wife's love
shopping in the sales. Moving on that, we all love
the movie. Look, who's talking great movie, Luk, who's talking?

(47:35):
Sterle about the dream?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
The aad last night? It's a terrible American were wife
in London?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Silver plus than you think, say Jack, big Mama's spouse,
she's married Silver. Plus, it's not the goonies, though we
love the goonies, but we'll love even more the groomies.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
That sounds really creepy.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
No black hawk down the aisle.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Gold and when Harry met Celebrant before the wedding to
go through everything they need to do for the big day.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Yours a better than mine that neither of us have done.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Proud.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I'm now worried about what you, dear Listen is going
to do with this because we have to give five
hundred dollars. Jack and I would not be winning any
catch and we'll listen to show. All right, what have
you got their marriage movies?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Text them in the Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Christian O'Connell show, Today's time, whyste one if he gets
five hundred dollars thanks to Foxdale're looking for your marriage movies?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
All right?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Are you ready to walk down the aisle?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
I do?

Speaker 5 (48:42):
We brought I do Gold That is very good, very smart,
Well down Lee a groom with a view, Gold, Tracy
w Bridezilla, Silver, Willie Wonka and the Celebrant Factory bronze. No,
that the big elope Ski, the big elope Ski silver,

(49:04):
you me and a big expensive partis gold that's in
a nutshell, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (49:09):
That is it?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Santo very good open wifer. That's the one.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Silver plus, that's the one, the Shawshank Reception, Silver, best
man on Fire. Gold, You've got veil gold, the legend
of Bouquet Vans Bronze, Mary Potter gold, Georgia Wilderne.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
There's something about Monday.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Weddings brackets sorry jack Bronze, Panic, groom gold, I'm gonna
getting married too, obvious silver, Indiana Jones and the Temple
of the Groom gold, white men can't prenup silver plus

(49:58):
and forty year old.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
She's not a ver.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
That's horrible, all right, Jackie boy, who's winning five hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Who's best in show?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
To Santo for you me and an expensive party?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Yeah, well done?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Right winner The Christian O'Connell show podcast this weekend.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Then there is another Grand Final. Now I know this
is predominantly what's she doing talking about NFL?

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Does that Pom not know? Not in this town, my friend,
you're going to Sydney.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
You want to talk about NRL whoa, whoa, whoa to
sweet not we're going to trust you without any morning.
He starts talking about the other sport. But the thinkos
played I did when I when I moved here six
years ago, and a couple of days before the show
first started, sat and breakfast with the team and I went,
oh my god, that's Bittty Slater. Even us in the
UK we know the legend of Billy Slater. Went but bloody,

(50:44):
that's Bitty Slater. They went, Oh, don't mention that. When
you start doing the radio here. No one in Melbourne
will give a shit.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
They don't care. It's this AFL. They're not intent.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
But this weekend it is a huge game because Melbourne
Storm are in the Grand Final against the Penrith Panthers.
I think it's their fifth time to real you're a
massive NRL.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Fan, Yes, love my NRL.

Speaker 9 (51:05):
And the reason we should talk about it is because
there's nothing else for you to watch sport wise. We're
out Normally the NRL is on the saint the day
after the AFL Grand Finals.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
How you bounced back quick because there's some last week.
You're pretty confident that your team for Swans. Now you're
changing coach. Yeah, Storm the Storm.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Also don't lead with the best thing about the NRL
is nothing else.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
But don't you feel an emptiness now that there's no
footy on? Yes, there's one last bit of footy Sunday night,
seven thirty. So Panthers are a dynasty. They've won the
last three Grand finals. So I think in AFL terms,
like Hawthorne Hawks in the mid twenty tens, Brisbane Lines
had their three people.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
Never in the history of NRL has.

Speaker 9 (51:52):
Any one won four Grand finals in a row. I
don't even know if they've done it. In the AFL.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's I think I think the fifties or something.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
There might have been al days.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
Yeah, and they're coming up against Melbourne who have been
the best team all year. So you've got Penrith who
are the best team by far of the last three.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Or four years. What about Cleary's shoulder?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Oh, and then you've got that. Are they going to
bully Cleary with his shoulder? They've got the best player.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
They're going to kick it straight to the rough him up,
they take your penalty. I know a little bit about NRL.
That's what we need to go. I heard someone else
talk to someone two days ago, what about Clearie shoulder?
And I actually made a note to myself if anyone
asked me about NRL Grand Final, how about that? How
about that shoulder?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Clearer?

Speaker 8 (52:30):
And do you guys ever watch Origin?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yes, yes, yep, I understand insane.

Speaker 9 (52:35):
It's crazy. I understand if people don't like NRL a
lot of the time it's not very good.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
But the state of voluntary is so entertaining.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
The quality, it's so fast, it's so hard. This is
what it'll be if you're ever going.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
To watch, It's going to be a proper game.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
It's going to be fast, it's going to be You
won't believe how brutal the sport is. It's like something
from twenty thirty years ago. It's brutal, it's tough. They're
the two best teams either way.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
He's reaching to Storm Melbourne Storm going to win. Do
you think they can do? The best team all year?

Speaker 9 (53:02):
And they're they're trying to stop Penrith have being the
best team you know, throughout history.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
So it couldn't be bigger. It literally couldn't be bigger.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
And is uh Tina Arena playing that one as well?

Speaker 9 (53:11):
Unfortunately no, she did play Tina Turner or sorry, Tino
Arena played AFL Tina Turner Musical did last year NRL
grand remember.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
This year they've got the kid Lar Roy play a
lot of hum on Gold.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
He's a show.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Do you think NRL fans will accept that because they
pretty much only want Jimmy Barnes and Cultures to play
every year?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I remember are you saying that?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I remember the Gang of Youth, which is a great
fan band, played and they got on online n RL
fans with fur's like, who is this new bad triple js?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
NRL fans, it's more Nickelback rather than kid LaRoy.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
If NRL got Nickelback, co Stadium would explode?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Would when I've been watching out and good luck for
the storm. We are back Monday morning. Have a great weekend.

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