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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
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Speaker 4 (00:14):
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Speaker 5 (00:16):
Wake up, Wake up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three
so one.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Hundred and eighty eight.

Speaker 6 (00:25):
Good onring, Jackie Boy, Hi, guys, come on in, pats
Morning Boys.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Now listen Patsy.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Normally, when I listen to your news, you know, it's
a lot of hyperbole, it's a lot of big stuff, big, big, bigger.
I don't think wind swept really sort of lives up
to how bad the rattling was last night.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Wasn't that crazy?

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yeah, I think six years here, I've never heard weather
like that. I actually thought I kept waking up. It
was so bad. It was like I was living in
a slow snow globe and there was no time for
it just to settle. It was like the house, every
window for was right in the front door rattling completely.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
I thought the house was just going to blow away.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Our feels like somebody standing at the front window and
just shaking it as hard as they can.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
So wind swept it is not how I felt last night.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wind Swept is like blew over a garden.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Sweeping is what you did with the leaves after the devastation,
and kind of should.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Drive over the west Gate Bridge this morning, I thought
I was going to get blown.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
That must have been pretty frightening in that chugger.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was open actually, but it was open.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
So were you really being blown around? Or yeah? Yeah,
tend to till the steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, yes, yes, firm grip on the steering Yeah. It's
a little bit hairy, scary few trees.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So what Jack came in this morning told me it
was a cyclone?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, no, the winds are a strong told the equivalent equivalent.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
I came in, said cyclone, and I said bad weather cyclone.
It's going to be when who sees it, they just
go cyclone.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
The winds are equivalent to a cyclone category three.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Don't worry about the Cavali. But it's so it was
a cyclone.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well no, no, not formally a cyclone.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
But cyclone cyclone.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
So when does if it's if the winds are moving
as fast as a cyclone, when does it become a cyclone?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I don't know, Jack, maybe the bomb could tell us that,
But winds just at Avalon Laviton, Essendon, well, they're not
answering their phone yet, Christian.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
But we're blown away in that cyclone or cyclone light.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Do you think they get excited about a day like today.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Because there's lots to do.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, even though you know the bins down everywhere, trees down,
but they will be like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
This is what this is what you got into the
bomb game for in the morning. Yeah, I bet even
you're a bit excited about all the blustery wind and
cyclones like your parents.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm not. I'm not because I had to drive in
it at the height of it. So no, I was
not not excited.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Can I what can my father's David Chris. Yesterday I
had a lovely day with my daughters and my wife
as well, and I was thinking about Paul Chris.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, oh look, it was alright. We we did go
out for from point of view from his it was okay.
It wasn't ideal because we didn't get to do exactly
what we wanted to do because you know, the leg's
not great. He does have DVT.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Now you're kidding. I warned you last week seas get
deep vein thrombo seats.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
The surgeon said, And they didn't tell when he left hospital.
It's actually quite common. Sixty percent of all knee surgeries
will result in a clot.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
That must have been scary for you both.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well it is, it is scary. So but anyway, so
we didn't do exactly what we wanted. And you know,
it takes a while to get him out of the house,
but I was determined to get him out. But you know,
you can't sort of sit comfortably for a great length
of time. So we stole about an hour yesterday, which
was nice, and then it was just you.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Know, what did you get for father's dage?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Well, he got the sock puller on her that wasps
that was perhaps his idea.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Sixteen bucks.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
He got a voucher and a beauty we.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Can't even get out and spend it, can he Yeah,
voucher like one of those Joey vouchers from free see
how you doing.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
About it? And a beautiful card, which was his favorite
bit that Audi had made. And she'd written a.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Beautiful homemade card, the best. I think I've still got
most of mine over in the last sort of eighteen
nineteen twenty years. The homemade cards are the best.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Already kept adding to mine yesterday did he come back
and he'd drawn more on it, look at this daddy,
and then go away again draw something else. So now
it's already pinned up by my computer.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh that's magical. I'll tell you more about my father's day.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Next Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
You won't be surprised to that I did not get
Oasis tickets, so.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
It wasn't through hours and hours and hours of mind luminy,
boring queuing. At one point I was informed excitedly that
I was two hundred and eleven thousand in the queue,
so only just a couple ahead of me.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
And then I'm up.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
There's a lot of other people ahead of me who
choose not to buy.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
When they get at the end of the queue, actually
go backwards.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Oh mate behind me, spare thought for him Father's Day tomorrow,
you know, let's make his day extra special. One of
my friends was eight hundred and thirty two thousand. It's
almost almost a million.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
People at that point. You can just log on, just.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Hang up talking to go and do someone else, you know,
Oh my god, I've never known anything like it was nuts. However,
in the first five minutes when they went on sale
at six o'clock Saturday Night, Right, I got through.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
No, no, I suddenly it was like I had five minutes
in a checkout to start for the Friday night the
first one they were doing at Wembley on the twenty fourth.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
What happens?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
They had like as seven different things. Then I'd see
what happened. I thought the best thing to know is
hit refresh.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, well would you why? Why did you think that?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Back into the queue? O, No, don't want to talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Gold in a Year. We're going back to the eighties
this week in the Golden Year, christ You know Coddles
Golden Years nineteen eighty seven, Your move, mister girl, but
you're tear down this w.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Nineteen eighty seven. What was teenage parts up to?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Patsy?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I was fifteen. I was in year nine at high school.
I pinnacle year for me. Actually, I just danced in
the Highland Dancing State Championships and placed, and I thought,
you know what, I might retire now because you competitively
go to about sixteen and then you can either drop
out a lot of girls drop out and boys or
teach and so I thought, you know what I'm going

(06:44):
to that's the next thing I'm going to do. So
I set my teacher's license.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Did you really have four of fifteen?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And so then started up my own my own class,
which was good. And what else was I doing?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
You were running your own hide and dance cross.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And my mum helped me. She'd take me along because
I couldn't drive.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Of course, how many students did you have?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh, quite a few. We had, maybe I don't know,
twenty thirty.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
So you then raised a next generation.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
The next generation of dances Christa, I love that. What
else was I doing? I was my love affair with
radio would be done because we were doing work experience
at school, and so I did a stint at my
local radio station. I thought, yep, this is for me,
this is what I want to do.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
And what were you actually doing? Were you' allowed any
one near the microphone?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Or was just like could Actually I was in every
department and got to read like the five o'clock news
through the week, the five pm.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
It must have been a small, old crappy station experience.
Nose brat in a skirt?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Isn't that my dance teacher.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Doing the five o'clock news. America has blown up it's fustiness, but.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
That was a beauty of it.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
You could sink your teeth into it and get a
real like there's nothing like on the job experience to
really see if that's what you think you might want
to do.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Awesome laughter.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I love the people there. I was riding to neighbors
and home and away. You know, it was the era
of Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan and her single I
Should Be So Lucky was out, and that was at
the Blue Light Disco with our bubble skirts and lace gloves.
It was like eighties overload, eighties.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
On steroids, Jackie boy, So this was the year you
were actually born.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
November nineteen eighty seven. I was born, and I was
the most beautiful baby the hospital had ever seen.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Who said that?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
My mom?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Okay, independent news source.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I even got her to record the story, which she
tells over and over many times in my life. I've
heard this story all.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Right, the seven Listen. This is from Jack's mom.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
When Jack was born, he was perfect. He had blonde curls,
had his beautiful round face, and he was perfectly proportioned.
And all the nurses would come and tell me so
much so that when I went back to the hospital
months later to have his younger brother Harry, one of
the nurses came up to me and said, I remember Jack.

(09:05):
He was such a beautiful baby.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Wow, your mum is a lovely, charming lady. But I
am I'm sorry mother, post called him bs on that.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I remember one.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Of those corners where you would go, I don't put
this woman on here. It's like, what are the odds?
And you know what, fifteen years later she went, Oh
my god, you're the mom of that most people baby
I ever saw.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
How was he now? Fifteen years later, that's what she
said to me. Let's not put this one through on air.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
The nurses still remember the most beautiful baby they ever said.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, you were long baby, how long.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
We have any proportioned? Didn't you hear his mom? Patsy?
Who gets that mom to make that bring it in?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Jack does?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yes, explains a lot.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Also in nineteen eighty seven, I do remember this pack
Cash winning Wimbledon because it was outrageous because he was
like quite wild man, Packcash for stuffy old Wimbledon. He
the when he won Wimbledon, he claims on top of
the commentary box the roof of it too, are proposed
to his girlfriend. It was so wildly exciting. First ever
a mobile phone call in Australia was made. A phone

(10:10):
then costs over four thousand dollars, was the size of
a briefcase. They were to be huge and had a
battery life of no more than twenty minutes. Fast forwards
to twenty twenty four. Mobile phone has killed the alarm
clock industry. Are you using your phone as your clock?

Speaker 8 (10:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
I use an old school clock.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I use the device where And I'm
not going to say it anymore because every time we
say one of like hey hey, l hey goo, we
set off people's at home.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
What them are you doing? There's probably about four people
listening Siri.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
The world is like some going out now all over
the world. Most of the citizen blowing away, anguring the night.
Everyone we were talking to frights. I've been blowing out
to Bendigo. The last that worries is their electric devices.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Most of them don't remember.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
They couldn't even uploading attachment when I was paying their
bills a couple years ago. The people listening to show
they've got Alexa. They beat it with rocks and sticks.
That's the level of what we've got. Patsy still got
the old.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Dial up landline.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Fright, you're the one with the clock radio.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, never let me down there.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
In twenty six years, trustworthy. The average Australian spends four
hours and forty seven minutes a day on your phone.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
That is depressing. Do you think you're both in that category.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, I'm making a conscious effort not to use mine.
But before, especially on chest dot com, I was racking
up easily six hours.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Of the modern addiction story. That's this week on Australian story.
On chess dot com, I was a beautiful chess player.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Christian play that clip from My.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Mum the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
We're during the Golden Year this week.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
It's about nineteen eighty seven, the year that I was
fourteen pounds of fifteen. Jack was born and it's been
regaining us that he was a baby first trap nurses
falling in love with this as he described himself as
the perfectly proportioned baby, not the Vitruvian man, the the

(12:18):
Trivian baby.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
This is just what the nurses at the hospital with s.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
This is just science talking here. Okay, this is just
actual truth and science talking here. He will be the
one that all future babies.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Are measured against. And if they're not these measurements, they
are not the Golden post baby other stuff.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
In nineteen eighty seven, The Golden Girl shown in Australia
for the first time.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Thank you for being a friend.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Back when this is Uncher eighty seventh, they were flipping
Old Dare, Yeah, your Heart is Bold and the Beautiful
aired in Australia for the first time, and then this
came into the world as well, stud as an animated
short in the middle of the Tracy Oman comedy show
in America, The Simpsons, I do you.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Know we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
How bad is it? Secretary Van Houtton, We're broke.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
That's from nineteen ninety nine. They predicted Trump becoming the
president many many years late. In twenty sixteen, I think
it's one of the longest running comedy TV shows in
the world to Simpsons. How many seasons do you think it's.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Still going for? Thirty four thirty six?

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Jennemis nos in a pub quiz a couple of weeks ago,
and it was one of the questions about how many
seasons thirty six season and still going as well.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
A couple of the things.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Nineteen eighty seven, did you watch Three Men in a
Baby Patch?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yes, yes, this was Hue this movie.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Three incredibly eligible men hoping to meet some incredibly perfect women.
So many ways, so now at last they're about to
find that wond girl who will sweep them off their feet.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
That's a baby. It's a baby.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Of course, it's a baby. It's your movie. Also, it
was the year that Dirty Dancing came out. Nobody put
Q Patsy's swooning Now.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Movie of big decade.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
I would put lethal Weapon, throw shade all over Dirty Dancing,
Lethal Weapon. I remember seeing that cinema in nineteen eighty seven.
My Mates was such an electrifying movie. It was the
real biggest when Miles Gibson became the world's biggest movie
star that year. Such a funny, smart action movie. And
it was also Good Morning Vietnam. And you've seen the
next one. I also came out in eighty said, which

(14:33):
is an amazing movie. He's got Kevin Cosser and Sean
Connery and the Untouchables.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Do you remember I made you watch it you hated it.
It's a great movie.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
And then do you remember I remember getting this sound
from Blockbuster Video store, watch it my friends stakeout Emilio
Estevez and Richard Dravis.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Great comedy from the eighties.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
And then the other big TV show in Australia still
going strong on these days, rage fo wowcha your silk
big music show.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
The hours I spent watching this show. And then on
Saturday night they would have a guest programmer, so band
who was traveling in Australia would pick all the music
video clips from midnight until six A.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
So who do you remember seeing?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I would watch all my favorite pump bands, the Offspring
and NORFX. I would set the bairchs as well, so
tape it and watch it the next d How cool.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, this is a bit from when Metallica even guests hosted.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
Hither we are the better half of Metallica.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
I think we're playing that when he VHS tapes here
th let me just put it back in. Please be
congree wined.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
Hither we are the better half of Metallica and we
actually are going to be here all freaking night, believe
it or not, to host.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Feeding you hot metal video for.

Speaker 9 (15:49):
Metal videos and some other kind of cool ass stuff.
We did two that You're Gonna Learn to Dig as well.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
I s when freaking used to think that was a
real age she stuff, oh CC mister rock Star.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Although it felt like they had the first take and
then someone behind the cameras that you can't so on
the ABC.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
In Australia and I'm guessing so was the Rage rated
a fifteen mature content overnight?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
They would play Yes, even the music clips was wearing
in it.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Listen to some of these people then, who have done
the guest programmers over the years, Billy joel Ice, q Beck, Slash,
Dave Grold, Green Day, Moby Outcast, Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys, Meat Loaf.
Also in nineteen eighty seven there was a massive search
operation for the Lockness Monster. Now I know even Hamish

(16:40):
Nandy they did a special jun gap year they did
We're Trying to find NeSSI were you with him there.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
In a what was it would have been two thousand
and nine. Yes, we started looking for Locknest Monster.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Yeah, that's when I first met the boys went over
doing that Locknest Monster. If you're not familiar with this,
do you know much about the legend of the lot
lock Nest Monster Patsy.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
A little bit.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yes, well, they believe up.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
In a shoes of lake in Scotland, Locknest, that there's
a monster underneath it and has been for years. And
if you've ever heard any of the eyewitness accounts, it's
mainly from Scottish people often who do boat tours of
the Lockness area.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
This trial man on the twenty fourth of July, I
was bear.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
In mind, he's seen a monster, all right, and it
sounds like he just knocked on his door and it's
just telling you about a boor and walk here yesterday.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
So yes, a large monster there. Marine.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
On the twenty fourth of July, I was sitting in
my room looking out directly onto the loch. Now the
following day we're having the World Clan gathering of mcclennar's
and logans, so the clan sectory came into the room
to discuss us with me, and Luke said, look out there,
Attorial Point monster. And here was the monster, four of

(17:53):
its great big humps, quite clearly, moving around for about
three or four minutes.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
If you measure this guy's heart right, it ain't getting
about three looks ups.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
What are the odds of that?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast The Golden Year. This week
is nineteen eighty seven. I've got a bunch of the
biggest hits of nineteen eighty seven, Jack and Bats taking
each other and you can play along.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Two.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
They're just gonna hear one second clips from all these
big songs.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Patsy, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
You bet?

Speaker 5 (18:29):
I look less monster, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Press the button and obviously not properly, you bet. I'm
ready because this is in my genre. You were just
away baby, jack.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh, I'm quaking him.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yeah, you better make give it ten seconds? Have you
have another sledge ready?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Are you ready? Patch? Yes? I am.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
There we go short the gut. That's so good, Jackie boy,
you're ready. He's in a baseball cap today, He's American,
all right? One second winning from nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Oh, that's Colin Know I do the like emotion.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Even a little flourished there and Patsy's strong song. What
about this from nineteen eighty seven of the biggest songs.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh yeah, that's huge.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Streets have no name, fair enough.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Album?

Speaker 8 (19:19):
God?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I love that album.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Welcome to the Jungle. Yes, well done, Guns and Roses.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well done? All right? What about this sorre Can Pats
you'll know this one?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Oh yes, by Moe Wow, that's right.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Richie Richie story.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I was gonna say, Richie Barb, Richie Rocky is less.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
You're gonna fight me, brother, Gary Music, Mexican boxer.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
You did something with the Wiggles to at one point,
didn't he? I think like a guest appearance.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Anyway, you're talking about the actor that played New Diamond
finished right, Lou Diamond, Yes, I think he did. Actually
were quite right back? Yeah, Lost Lobos? Do you remember
Lost Low Bos? This is huge on this albums? When
on LaBamba? All right? Another big song from nineteen eighty seven?

(20:23):
Oh yeah, the world as.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
We know it?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
I don't think all right, Tim want to go?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh yeah, Faith George Michael pantsy so quick, instant.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
All right? Last one?

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Then from nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
To dance with someone Whitney Huston.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Or someone homeb. You want to say, Patsy shoes were
in there, Patsy huge win all right?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
After the seven o'clock news, Which one of these do
we want to play? Ram Whitney George Michael U two
streets have no name?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
What do you fancy?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
I would like to play faith, but the Olympith version.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Okay, that is never going to happen. And also you lost.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
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Speaker 5 (21:29):
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Speaker 6 (21:33):
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Speaker 5 (21:39):
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Speaker 4 (21:43):
It was some statement. Heyer, claiming, no, no, I never
said I wanted to leave.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Just turn my phone on it.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
I understand any confusing transfer me into the d's. I
was saying to my agent, never out.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Of I was simply saying, there's things we can improve here,
me wanting to leave.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Happy to clarify a situation that needs no clarification. All right,
So Father's Day yesterday, and maybe there's some dads right
now or kids that would like to give a makeover
for what didn't happen yesterday.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Daddy, easy, daddy, easy, take your pants.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Off, daddy?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Try these you once from me.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Put them on.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
They'll look grand, perfect pants for a perfect man.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Take a load off, put them on, and daddy.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Easy. I had a lovely Father's Day yesterday.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
So my eldest daughter, I'm now in a situation where
probably about that this is the twentieth Father's Day.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
And suddenly, yes, I'm looking at a seventeen year old
and a twenty year old. I'm like, I could see
all the Father's Day at the same time.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
So when they were baby squishies, they'll always be squishies
to me. But now one of them drove thereby a
south the other one I'm teaching to dry, and you're like,
oh my god, all Father's Day here in this one
I got lovely gifts. But I'm telling you now my
favorite thing about what they actually did. They both wrote
lovely little letters in their cards. Oh my god, it.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Was beautiful and a lovely day yesterday. How was yours
with you?

Speaker 6 (23:14):
You're at the earlier end of your career as a dad,
were a little too old, Gordy.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yes, we did our inaugural Father's Day sprint yesterday. This
is an idea that Bianca had that every year we'll
film Gordy and I racing one hundred meters. Obviously I've
got the advantage at the moment.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Does it need to be one hundred meters yet?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
To see any footage of young Yusain Bolt smashing his
old manner a two year old.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
One hundred meters is a long way for a kid
to walk.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
But then things will get interesting when he's twelve, thirteen,
fourteen years old and I'm getting older, When is he
going to overtake me? And then we'll have his grave
montage for all the races, including yesterday's one where I
smashed him lovely.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
David Goggins liked.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Its two years old, really well.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
He will get me one day and when he does
a long.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Tail for that one, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
So every year on Father's Day he's got the dreading
Dad's race where his old man smoked him.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
He was having fun. He wanted to go again. He
loved it so much.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Once he got over that stitch and we were winded,
and so did you. Just was someone like like going, ready,
steady go, even a spinster's crowd.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
So we were at my brother's house. We had lunch
there and invited my brother and his son to be
part of the race as well, and.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
So you and your brother racing each other.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yes, but we didn't know if we were doing real
like kid racing or if we actually.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Now I know you someone did know what they were.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Doing him out of the corner of my eye. Yeah,
there was a bit of a fast take off.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
So who won between both of you?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
It was very hard to tell, honestly, there was no
proper finish line. I can't I can't say from where
I was who.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Won hanging in the air something damn all right, So
we were giving these away last week on Thursday and Friday.
We actually have for the first time in show's history,
some show merchandise that.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Are actually really, really really nice.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I did the sprint in my tracksuit pants yesterday.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, they're so good.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
So yesterday morning I said to my two daughters and
my wife, I said, listen, you know, I'd like you
all to wear these today, just for a couple of
hours of the morning. So I gave them their Father's
Day show track pants. We got they were still in
them later on when I changed our mind. They're so
these are fleece lined, and they're not made by a
cheap company.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
These are really cool.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Well done to us for the first time. I'm not
getting it today.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
You were going to go with that angle. I just
said this plug the client.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
They are American Apparel because American Apparel has returned with
the release of its entire product line with free shipping
across Australia.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
All right, so if you'd like a Father's Day makeover,
we have about thirty pairs of these left right.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Now nine four one four one oh four three.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
Win them for your dad if you've got an underwhelming
Father's Day yesterday, or you're trying to win them for yourself.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Christian O'Connell Show giving you a chance to dad it
easy with our Father's Day track.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Pants we've had made.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
We've got about thirty, the last thirty to give away
nine four one four one o four three.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
My friend John, what do you got for Father's Day? Yesterday?
I showed you that photo of that just that lonely
ass car.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, and it's one of those cars that's made from
an april piece of paper. Rush go to the printer.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Then he had to drive the same George and that gave
him that to the airport yesterday Sunday afternoon for a
trip to America that he's paid for as well. That
must have been quite an awkward, long hal drive out
there and then a lonely, lonely one dry drive back
as well. So if you want to make over today
for Father's Day, this is the ideal way to do it.

Speaker 11 (26:39):
And dadd it easy, daddy, easy, daddy easy, take your pants.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Off, daddy? Try these you once from me? All right?

Speaker 6 (26:53):
Nine four one four, one oh four three. Good morning, Natalie,
Good morning.

Speaker 12 (26:59):
Nat, Good morning Christian. How are you?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
I'm really good. Have you had a lovely weekend? Natalie?

Speaker 12 (27:05):
I didn't Happy Father's Day to you?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Oh? Thank you very much. Now, Natalie, who are we winning?
These four?

Speaker 12 (27:11):
My beautiful husband, James, or as we call him JJ.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
And how was JJ's Father's Day yesterday?

Speaker 12 (27:17):
Oh? Look, it was a little bit lame. I've got
to be on it. The man really doesn't ask much
from us, and he does everything for us. And I'd
given my beautiful girl thirty dollars to go to the
Father's Day store because I really thought she could buy
something good, and she did, but unfortunately she only purchased
a race car pen like a pen shaped like a
race car, and a Loofer and the rest she spent

(27:40):
at the canteen. I didn't check. I didn't check. I
just go, yep, that's beautiful, sweetie. She goes, I've got
dad's presents. Awesome. I she put it away, brought it
out yesterday. I just looked down and his face was like, oh, sweetie,
thank you so much. And I'm like, that's not thirty
dollars worth.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Look, he does like.

Speaker 12 (28:04):
Cars, that's true. But honestly I just went, oh, I
should have tried harder to get the tractic pans. And
then I felt really bad.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Well, you've got a health of Natalie for Red jajok.

Speaker 12 (28:15):
Oh, please thank you. I would really appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I hope he enjoyed them. Thanks a lot, Natalie, have
a good week.

Speaker 12 (28:21):
You thank you.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
They need to ban that Father's Day still, it's letting
down dads everywhere.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Let's go to Anna now, good morning, Anna.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
Hey, how Christian?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
How are you? I'm good on and welcome to the show.
So you're trying to win you see your husband or
your dad?

Speaker 13 (28:35):
For my husband, he didn't really have a Father's Day.
We've got a fan overseas who didn't even know it
was Father's day and a daughter who has just had
a baby, so they were concentrated on her husband or
her partner's Father's Day. And then our youngest was in

(28:56):
bed hungover and.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Quite a picture, here is it. He's caning with six.

Speaker 13 (29:13):
He was at a bottless brunch and then he went
out with other friends and yeah, we did see until
six o'clock.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Your poor husband, it's just everywhere he goes, my daughter,
my son.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
We yes, he gladly have these track soup pants. Just
the least we can give him. What's his name, Rob,
poor old father's Day. I'm sorry, Rob tracks pants you
Ony way Robin, thanks for getting the manner.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Let's give away the last few pairs on our Father's
Day show track pants on nine four one four one
four three. Christian would love to give my husband some
tracking x or as we call them, Frankston pants size excel.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Please.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
You didn't have much of a celebration me before feeling
poorly in bed.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yes, I send you a.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Pair and you James Dad James Chatfield Father's Day lunch.
Christian was counseled at short notice due to my young
son not being very well, so I just made myself
a cheese toasty and washed.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
The car instead.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Good fun.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Pair of traction pants will be good right now, James.
We're sending them. Yes, let's get a Brett.

Speaker 14 (30:31):
Hello, Brett's good mornings long with this lovely Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Very good, Brett. So are you winning these for yourself? Mate?
Or your dad? Oh? Mate?

Speaker 14 (30:39):
I would love a peer for myself. My father's day
yesterday consisted of a text message from my twenty three
year old daughter.

Speaker 15 (30:47):
That was it anyway, look at what it is.

Speaker 14 (30:52):
She's a lovely kids. She's got her own life, doing
her own thing. But yeah, with a text mess, it's
all good. But yeah, fantastic, thank you.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
I still feel sorry for you.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
I know you're doing the best you can and she
is obviously very busy, but that that's still got hurt.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Just a text message.

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Wow, it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
It is what it is. It petraga, it is what
it is, Brett. Well send you.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'll send you a pair of our lovely tracksuit pants. Okay,
they are what they are, my friend, Sal Good.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Morning, Sal, Good morning Christian. How you doing. I'm good.
You didn't really forget any to get your dad anything.

Speaker 15 (31:32):
Yeah, I kind of did. Yeah, basically, it's just been
super hectic with work lately, and uh yeah, woke up
in the morning and yeah, I just realized there was
father that I'm like, m that's kind of a sticky situation.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
So did you try and unstick it or get something
will go round.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Or just I tried to smooth it over a bit
by you know, cooking dinner, and you know thought, oh
that's yeah. So you know, I like to think that
I kind of you know, got out of it a bit.
But yeah, there's practic blanks would go really well, yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
It sounds of the would. So we'll send you a
parakay for your.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Dad's You're a legend. Thanks Christian and Brett. Good morning Brett,
Good morning Brett. How did Father's Day go yesterday?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
For your dad?

Speaker 15 (32:20):
My daughter came, My seventeen year old daughter came round
to the front door, Happy Father's Day. Then I look
washed over her face as she realized she left the
gifts with home.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Do you think there was a gift?

Speaker 15 (32:32):
Well, that's it, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, No, I can't say that.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
We choose to believe, So we choose to believe Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (32:43):
She threw up the stresses of the year twelve, So
I've got to go with that at the moment.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
That's how I get that a lot. At the moment,
it's get out of jail free car. I'm even try
it with my boss hair. I've got a daughter who's
going through year twelve, Brett's. It's a big year for them.
They have got a lot going on. It's a tough
fold year for them. Yet We'll give you a pair
of our track pants.

Speaker 15 (33:02):
Okay, wonderful, Really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Thanks Christian The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
You can tell us the story of whatever happened to
you this weekend, Father's Day or whatever?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Six word weekend? What did you do on the weekend?
This is new, This is really you. I should plan
just thinking, what the hell have I act? You find? Off?
Is this triple jown? Sign the winner? Off?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
What did you do on the weekend?

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Put it in six words and text it in? Yeah,
text it in?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Did your Jengle with your best friend?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
And did you win?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
So?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Text it in? Yeah? Texted in.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Just smell of Monday about that?

Speaker 15 (33:55):
You know?

Speaker 6 (33:56):
You know, off milk, You just go you smelled that.
We all smelled it and we listen. It's no data easy,
you know. Spent a lot of his creative energy on
dadd easy and there was nothing left.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
In the tank. That was too many big gas there,
as we would say, knobbed on Friday.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
Quickly, I've just got to do this quick. I just
just sit record now, have you got anything? No, but
you know that song hot Chocolate. Let me just ruin
it for everybody.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Just text it in, text it in texting. Yeah, they
go see Monday guys, fix it or to chin.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Whatever you do with the cheering, put a foot pedal
on it. Hi, Texas, Now what do you do your weekend?
Four seven, five three one oh four three my six
word weekend? I can summone up in three. History repeats itself.
That's what it felt as I tried, really tried for
hours and hours. Now is Saturday night, along with millions

(34:50):
of people, all of them are trying to get Oasis tickets,
And at one point there was only two hundred thousand
people ahead of me. So I was so close, so
close again tickets. The most famous live show that Oasis
did was Nebworth Right. They've even made three different documentaries
about Oasis live at Nebworth, where there were two hundred

(35:10):
thousand Oasis fans. It's an incredible moment in British pop culture,
not just for the band.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
It was huge.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
I had tickets to go to Oasis at Networth in
nineteen ninety six. I did not go to see Oasis
in Nebworth of nineteen ninety six because this is a
time before mobiles. And my friend who had our tickets
and I got separated at a big train station and
he thought, I said a certain meeting boys.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Of course, before.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Mobiles, there's just nothing you can do.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Nothings heartbreak. I just presumed because if you didn't see
a friend, I actually was worried about him. This was
in London and it was a Saturday morning. We were
meeting at eight am. He thought it was nine am.
I waited about forty five minutes. And back then, if
your friends didn't turn up after a while, you just
presumed something bad had happened to them. But he had
our Oasis tickets. He gave mine away to a girl
he met at the train station. Ah, it became issue

(36:00):
between Andy and Night. The friendship kind of. I said,
unless you marry her this is unacceptable. So I never
so suddenly yesterday when I was trying to get the
tickets and not getting him over the weekend, I.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Was like, this is ninety six, this is Andy Whitey
all over again. I ain't going I didn't go to
Networth and I'm not going to be there next year either.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
So history repeated itself over the weekend for me, Jackie boy,
what's your six word?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Weekend? All right?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
We were putting too much faith in Rotten Tomatoes, the
algorithm that aggregates everybody's critics score for a movie. We
had our first night off from Gordy in six weeks
on Saturday nights, so we really wanted to make it count.
So I said, well, let's go for something that's scoring
right up there in the nineties.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
And so I'm guessing you really did Netflix and chill.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, Well we did go to Netflix.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just because you obviously hadn't had
a lot of time together.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
For private question exactly.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
That's what I was saying. I hope they had a
nice night. We had a lovely evening, great, okay, and
so what movie did he go for?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
So rotten? Usually very trustworthy school. We watched the movie
hit Man with Glen Powell.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
I saw this because I thought the first bit of it,
like the first twenty minutes, say this is an interesting idea,
and then obviously that the best bit of it is
the start. And Glen Powell is the man at the
moment everyone's saying he's going to be the next Tom Cruise.
Apparently it's being mentored by Tom Cruise.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Seriously.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Apparently Tom Cruise made a documentary eight hour one and
insisted Glenn watch it.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
How he's viewing only yeah, seriously about things in his
snow about well.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
It's very bad to so in this movie, Glen Poweer
is like a daggy teacher. No one pays attention to
him because he's just a teacher and he can't get.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
A brother the way on part time he does surveillance
because he knows so much about checking nerdy stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
But he is obviously a very good looking man. He's
a smoke striking jawline. Even if you put glasses on
him and give him Thosemi.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
The wire frame ones and a daggy old sort of shirt.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
We're not believing that he's a day teachers.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
He's ripped and incredibly insanely good looking.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
There was not much that we liked about hit Man,
so we ended up turning it off halfway through. I
have a theory that Rotten Tomatoes isn't what it used
to be, and maybe movie studios are paying Rotten Tomatoes
to give them a good score, because how else did
that movie get a ninety?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
I tell you how because everyone is drinking the Glen
Powell chol aid, and if he offered it to me,
I'd never slept on it too.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I think his hotness.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
People just go, I think that's going on so high
ninety five percent for the movie or the hotness. I said,
I know they don't know, all right, So what was
your six world weekend? How would you tell us a
story of the weekend?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Nerow, I was a big cous potato steve from Fiji
to their shit.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
That is the most accurate weather report you're going to
hear today.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Forget mom, just five world weather from Fiji to this shit.
My granddaughter won her baseball Grand final. Oh congratulations, that's great.
Geelong Buffet Breakfast letter, Coffee by the Sea, sounds from
Jenny and Peter lawn Bowls tournament.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
We lost. That's from Team Gaz. We just found out
that I producer Rio was saying.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
That's a He's part of a community of amateur movie
reviewers and something called letterboxes it.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
He said, he prefers it to Rotten Tomatoes. It's called letterboxed,
and you can get everybody's reviews, critical reviews. But then
you also log all the movies you've seen. And he
has done an incredible gurn.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
This isn't it. It was two hundred.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
He's got one hundred and ninety six films he's seen
and rape.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
What a great thing to start doing.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I thought some of these ratings this right, we all agree.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
When Harry met Sally Stone cold classic right, three out
of five.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I'm sorry Rogery, but the rest of the world already
seen it. We didn't need your pissy review yet.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Pitch Perfect five stars.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
It's perfect, thrown off the people like you bozos on there.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Back to the Future three stars, Too slow.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Watching a Rush for Top more Oysters, Sydney Cider.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Hannah Montana four and a half stars, Perfect Movie, three
out of five.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Harry met Sam this is you don't want anything like.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
They're two of the most annoying characters I've ever encountered
in movies. I don't actually make and.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Harry, two of the most popular Hollywood stars.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Ever, infuriating two infuriating people. Get out of it one
of my favorite comedies of all time. Wedding Crashes five.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Out of five for me, It's a faultless comedy.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
REOs reviews three stars.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
No Way hasn't aged well.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
It has things Fawn Owen Wilson that is a faultless
and an amazing cameo as well.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
At the end, Will Farrell, I urge you to rewatch
it in twenty twenty five. I watch it last year.
I don't need to see it again.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
It's five out of five, three out of five for
wedding crashes and when Harry met Sally, what else has
he got?

Speaker 4 (41:11):
The only thing I think your guys agree on is
John Wick. He has given five stars.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Okay, now I'm coming round.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Did any of you actually manage to get Owatsis tickets?
They did something I've never heard of before. You know how,
sometimes you get these new phrases that come along. Collateral damage,
friendly fire. There's a new one now, dynamic pricing. Basically,
it means people were selecting the tickets they thought they
could afford one hundred and twenty bucks whatever standing for

(41:44):
Oasis next year, and then suddenly going to check out
someone because of dynamic pricing. It's gone up all of
a sudden, within a couple of seconds what you thought
you were paying.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
And what's what's the justification because.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
There's huge tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
I guess it's like same with Uber when they do
surgeon when there's a huge mind. This is the thing
where it's called dynamic price. There's something dynamic about it.
It's just you're just literally tearing the fans shirt off
their backs. All right, tone out for this week's misshurd Lyrics.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
It's just another misshard Monday.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics. All right, miss hurd lyrics.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Every Monday on the show, we played back your mishurd
lyrics as we're playing the back if we agree what
you think you're mishearing.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
If we don't hear it.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
And for the Great Ones Hall of Fame, Recent Hall
of Famous from Dave, Bob Marley, get up, stand up,
all that pizza is cold. And then there was Chris
last Week from Robbie Williams. She's Madonna, the face of
cheese Madonna. All right, brand new ones we have here,

(42:50):
Miguel Gonzalez Christian, I have a miss Her that involves
fred Durst and a pressure washer.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Have you like it? Behind Blue Eye by Limp Biscuit.
As my conscience seems to be as my cars? Can
you hear it? Or is it as my carture seems
to be as my car? It's very good.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Abby is twelve and she's got this cruel summer by
Taylor Swift. Of course you have Abby target audience. The
shape of your body it's blue? Or is it shaving
your body?

Speaker 5 (43:34):
It's oh.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Yeah, She's gonna help keep the kids happy, you know,
Saint Kain Jay, you're saying with us in a school
them h Johnny Keys, it's a cartoon character, is it,
Johnny Keys?

Speaker 5 (43:58):
It's a man on the run that is not your name?

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Solo by Clean Bandits solo solo solo everybody.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
That stuff like on false or is it sourdough? Sourdough? Sourdough? Everybody?
Do you know what it is?

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Instantly a better song, James Christian, I've been like you
listening to a lot of Oasis this week. I've got
a misheard for you Magic Pie by Oasis an extraordinary
Guy extra ron or is it an extra hold and
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This was a song we played about a little bit
of it last week. Sandy Tom, I wish I was
a punk rocker from Craig has got this the original line,
then I wish he was a punk rocker with.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Flowers in my hair.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Walker.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
According to Craig, he's miss hearing it as I wish
I was a prong cracker with love A prawn cracker
always get at those. Oh my god, I wish I
was a prong. I can't come focus and I thought
of having one right now.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Have you ever cooked porn crackers at home?

Speaker 15 (45:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
They come in the so you get a packet off
them and they come as tiny.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Little disc what they expect like this, like a fifty.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Coin, and then they blow up in as you fry
them into the a pron cracker And.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Do they still taste as good? Are they pre prawned?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Something that you can't do that? You get it when
you get takeaway?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeahs I wish that's a pot of prawn cracker. You know,
I was driving in the morning.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
I had a promo for a show and they've got
like five million dollars or something to give it away.
I'm thinking that we give away bags and prawn crackers
tomorrow we will win this city.

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Speaker 6 (45:54):
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aw Ready.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
To go anyway? Where were we?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Oh? Yeah, Craig, I wish there was a brown cracker
with flowers in my head. Listen, we went down my
Marie lane.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
But I'm in sure brown crackers. So we'll give you
this all right, as always, whenever you miss.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Here the lyrics, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
com dot.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Au the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Seriously, these are the kind of big questions, existential ones really,
that we trouble ourselves with on the show, like Plato's Republic.
Jack Poster has told me she's been googling are they healthy?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Of course they're not. Maybe mainly fat.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
They might have a mega freeze from the ocean. Get
out of it.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
There's other no meagury about that. I think they're called
they must have called them fat crackers.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
A portion of prawn crackers from a Chinese takeaway amounts
to one third day's calorie.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
You're kidding, You've got to be kidding me. I didn't
know there were that camera effection. But it's just like
but then main the air in there isn't it? Don't
ruin this for the world, chat Rio, what are you found?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
There's no way that cann me wrong. This is only
the trustworthy newspaper Irish Independent.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
How did fake come on?

Speaker 4 (47:14):
You have to eat one hundred grams of them, which
I think is a lot because it's only bou Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
I mean, what is each one? It's like you're lucky
if it's a gram.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
So if you're gonna have one hundred, that's your thirty
big calorific content.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
But they do give you a fair old whack of
it's about.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
One hundred grams. Well, well basically just fast. If you're
going to have them in the evening, don't eat much.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I'm planning on broad crackers to night. I can't have one.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I'm really gonna go crazy on the prown crackers.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Spoiler alert, they're not health foods because you won't be
able to have anything till the end of your seventy five.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
I wonder if this is I wouldn't consider it, junk I.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Think you and I called it is very clear, Junkie.
Yes they're fried, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
But they do have they have some omega threes.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
It doesn't rule out the high fat content though, aren't.

Speaker 11 (48:09):
They even put it on the tongue and he used
to let it dissolve and you go to the other side.
It just takes the pain out of being alive away
from a moment.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Omega threes and a source of protein.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
That's were when you use it like ideal.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
I use it as a shovel to get my takeaway
and scoop up the actual protein.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
The chicken or beef mats man.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
That one does come from a website called basutoproncrackers dot com,
so really independent.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
It's the CNN of porn crackers.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
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Speaker 6 (48:45):
Why should you tune back in tomorrow because we've just
decided we're going to be giving away ten bags.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Are prown crackers just bouncing out. I'll go get them
tonight for my local Chinese ten bags. I need a
receipt for those.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Actually going to see what was I'm going to need
some money out pretty cash he maybe gets for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
What if she gets them at Master Walk at werribe everyone.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
I don't know if you know this place. She raves
about this Asian fusion place that you see where it be.
She showed us a photo of us in service station.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
The carwash. She told me there's a can't wash next door.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I don't know where that is.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, wow, how good can you take out? It's part
of the service station just that.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Did we also hear that Master what?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, it's brilliant. They do the best peaking. Duck You've
got no.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I Walkam goes there.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Have you actually seen him? There was that one of
those sort of him on the wall. I love places.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Not enough for those new photos going up. You don't
go so much like bloody hell Master what came in the.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Photos?

Speaker 6 (49:58):
It's prime time like Pharnsie and Barnsey where it's like
a CPR fade to it like the photo and back
to the future.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
The proprietor is fading out. Has anyone seen one of
those propriety with from the last century, the last years?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I was going to say his wife was riding to
equestrians and horses, so they used to go out to
the National Equestrian Center.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
All that porn clacket money was intos and.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Whenever they're in town, they'd go to the master Work
for a quick sneaky bite before they headed back home.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
That is so sneaky, isn't it. You go see you
notice one w or mister w Sorry not mister what
we upgrade? We go to master Walk.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast to.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
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January the twenty fourth. You can win your double pass
right now. Today's time waster Today is mind your Manner's

(51:09):
Day Manners Monday. A survey by Forbes revealed the politest
and rudest countries to travel to this year. Let's go
to the most polite. What do we think We're in
the top five of polite countries to go to?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Thailand?

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Not in there. I thought they would have been the
Land of Smiles.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Denmark.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
No, No, I wish I had how do you know it's.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Polite, because then you know all those countries around Europe usually.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Are Island is at number five, Canada at number four,
Kiwis New Zealand at number three, very friendly, Vietnam at
number two, and Japan is at number one. Let's now
contend with the ruders countries. Even without saying this, I
would have guessed France.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Yeah, I was going to say France, but maybe they
thought was there an effort to clean up their actually Olympics?

Speaker 10 (51:57):
No.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
No.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
I remember going to Paris about eight years ago, right,
and my wife and I had had a really nice dinner. Right,
We've been in there a couple of hours. I said
the guy, I said, this is this beautiful food.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Thank you so much. That's one of one of the
great smells we've ever had. And he goes, okay, whatever,
what sweats gone?

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Right?

Speaker 6 (52:16):
I sweats to God and I go we've been drinking
at this point and I went, oh, such a loss,
so notch lunday.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
The reaction like that, yeah, okay, whatever, I said, if
like we're the lot you think we care?

Speaker 8 (52:35):
We know.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
I don't know who that was. By the way, I
think I've more than Italy anyway, brutes country number one.
Of course they were whatever.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
That's what they say when they find this out. Puerto
Rico is at number five. You pick it up Pewter
Winca For me, I mean people are going there and.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Then come back going Do not go to Pierto Rico
for Argentina's surely a type not the countries in the world.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Germany at number two, and then old French hip number one.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
I wonder interesting how friendly people are in Montreal. Canada
was on the list of the most polite but French speaking.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Okay, what's still not French? Is he that guy? That's
why he was angry, travel around so much. He didn't
know where he was from.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Anyway, Today we're looking for your polite movies. Make a
movie polite Hunger Games that is so rude, that was
too much going on, that too much go on? Put
that one of the reviews the Hugger Games Gold. Yes,
instead of Breakfast at Syphany's Breakfast for Tiffany lovely breakfas silver.

(53:45):
Throw Mama from the train. That is so rude and aggressive.
Secure Mama on the train. She's not going anywhere for
save Mama. Gold Kinding Dory don't need to find, but
do you kind to stay here safely? You ever seen
the carn Brothers movie George clemy burn after reading good movie,

(54:07):
return after reading.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Book, got two months to return. The Martian get reading.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
And not kill bill.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
That is not polite or no manners in that civil bill,
Silver pussy Jackie, Why.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
What have you got them polite movies?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I did a Detective Picachu one last week. One of
the anties back again. Needed respective picture. He's showing respect,
no master, become afraid, silver empathy at the gates. Yeah,
silver polease academy, please academy.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
He's please there for a gold silver men who.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Share with goats their lunch, dinner, bronze and cocaine bear.
He was not polite and not sure to and that
stuff and your little teddy bear. But coat hang bear,
May I take that from yourself?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
That is quite possibly the worst.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Wow, we you, I'm great and you how dare you? Okay? Whatever,
he's buddy Swiss now anyway, Okay, do your polite movies.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Bonus for anyone who can get a good cocaine bear
one going okay, because we've had a.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Coat hanger bear.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Todays Mind your Manners Day, We're looking for your polite movies.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Jack, are you ready tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (55:50):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Thank you, Thank you, please after you missus.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Harris stays away from Paris. Why Gold, Amy Moran. That's
very good, not Star Wars, star Piece.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Bronze.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Yeah, how to train your manners Silver, Thomas the Thank Engine, Gold.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Dale, very good. Doormen who stare at.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Goats, all those bouncers, Silver plus Banter of the Lambs, Bronze,
Safety Gogglesheimer. There's some real, real stinky open one's coming up,
starting with safety Gogglesheimer. Sure, thank Redemption, well, thank you
for locking me up wrong Gold, handshakes on a plane,

(56:43):
Gold John courteous bear Cocaine there, courteous Gold Weld un
compete apology now Gold hold the door, Oppenheimer holds.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
That's one of the best ones. What I'm rob open
my compliments to the chef. No, does he make any sense?

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Kelly Fronz e t not the extraterrestrial No, the extra,
Thank you, generous.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Considerate air, Silver plus up and high five.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Gold.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
The Dark Knight raises money.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Gold, Who isn't it?

Speaker 5 (57:34):
But I'm Matthew and instead of Nightmare on Elm Street,
Saint Tit on Elm Street. Gold. That's from all right
then who's best in shown?

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Well n to Dale for Thomas the thank Engine.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Yeah, that was very funny.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Cocaine Bear Hug, Oh very good God plus Louise. If
only in a bit earlier you could be winning with
that one. And instead of he man that he oh man,
I love that. That's what give me? Thank you? And
all right, Bruce Bringsteen hungry heart. What a show we

(58:12):
have lined up tomorrow for you?

Speaker 6 (58:16):
Oh my god, what a flexus is going to be
ten bags prong crackers will be got today from Master
Walk so you reckon that the best place for prodic
kating because she lives out your way.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Used to go to go and see the Master.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Yeah, beautiful busy on a Monday night the Master take
Mondays off.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Of course he's in the seven seven day.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Monday is a popular day for takeouts to shut down.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Monday Monday off do that as well. They go and
train with the Master Mondays. They don't like many Monday
it's the Master and the team. They bow down.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Okay, remember we're getting lost at a week tim ten
bags of porn crackers on Tomorrow show, and also want
to hear stories of it was a time before mobiles.
I was just saying earlier, how it feels like history
repeating itself. I didn't didn't get Oasis tickets, along with
about two hundred million other people.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
None of us did boohoo us.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
And this happened to me in nineteen ninety six when
Oasis are doing a very big show over a court
for a million Oats fans and it was called Nebworth
and I had tickets for this, but my friend had
the tickets, and it was a time before mobiles. He
woke up Saturday morning, we'd arrange to meet somewhere. He
was running late, he had a hangover. I waited forty
five minutes. He got their way over forty five minutes later,
and back in the day. And this is only ninety six.

(59:40):
When he arranged to meet a friend and they didn't
come off to half an hout, you actually just thoughts
either they weren't coming anymore, or something bad had before
in them.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
Well, Andy must just be dead. Now He's just not.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Coming, and there's nothing you can do except go home.
I was just on the precipice of this at thirteen fourteen.
We still didn't have mobiles until halfway through high school,
and I remember the same thing. Get a friend to
meet you at the train station. Okay, we're going to
be on the seven forty am train and if they're
not there, you just ride by yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Yeap.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
So what's your story of it was a time before mobiles?
For tomorrow's show, You can email me Christian at christianoconnell
dot com dot a.

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