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Patsy's Christmas Tree, Christian's Daughter Lois turns 19, What's The Year, Things That Make You Go Grr, and The Back It Up Cup EVE

 

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good On.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
In Real, Good Morning, Come on in, Patsy, Good morning morning.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
So let's just get into there's a strange vibe and
atmosphere at the moment just within the team. And I'm
not saying it's bad. I'm just saying there is a
strange atmosphere. Rio you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I agree the pre show meeting had a certain energy
to it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, And also I just I just can't get around
the fact that as we will, we do a quick
pre show meeting for about fifteen minutes, right as it ended.
But Kate leans forward, and when she does a lean forward,
I know it's something where she's trying to manage my
reaction to something which isn't isn't normal, And I'm like,

(01:01):
oh God, what nonsense is it now? And she goes
by the way that lady that's sat out there, that's
my friend Nicola, and she hasn't got a car at
the point, and already I'm thinking, what is what's the kid?
She was thinking trying to get ahead of it. Where
is this going? Is she going to say she bother
you your car and give me a car your wife?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
So I was like what she doing to us?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
And right now in this moment seconds before I go
on air, and I'm like, right with me? So she's
coming with me, and she's been picked up shortly and
she's just hanging out here.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So this show now is a halfway house? Is that right?
So Nicola's been palmed off to somebody else. Look, is
she on the run.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
She's not.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yesterday, she actually graduated from orthodontics.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You say her name is Nicola? Yes, she's congratulations Nicola.
Oh that's your birthsty Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Oh, anyway, she she graduated after ten years at university,
so she was coming here.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Is studying teeth?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did she have repeat a couple of years.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
She became a dentist.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
After that she went and did a specialty, which is orthodontic.
So that's Brace's and so she.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Did there's a line she did yours.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, and they're finally finished.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh wow, so it's like a falling out. Then yesterday
like graduation, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
For both of us, which was really lovely. So We
had her over for dinner last night and cooked for
her and had a shampo.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Were you look after dentists?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Don't you book my dentist's time?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
It was really good?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
And then today she's heading down the coast with her sister.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I learn some bad teeth down there. I've been down there.
We're talking.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
She's actually heading down to Mornington for a spa day
with her sister.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Good Now all of melbournees about Nicholas dinner for some reason.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And this is why I'm saying, there's something in the
air today. Why do we need to be discussing this
at the end of the pre show meeting about Nicola.
She's going down the coast today. Obviously this is a
story thing we're going to follow on the show. Nikola
is on the line route now on her journey. Are
you near Mornington yet, Nikola?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Well, I was about to say, we're in the market
for imre's a line for Audrey? Does she do mates rate?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
So I have to ask, tell you what, it's not cheap?
That's I know.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
This is what I'm saying. I nearly need a second job.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Both of my daughters I had to put through that.
I'm sweating at the floor. Seriously, I think it would
be quicker to go on the dark weapons, buy new
teeth for them, get them bunnings and get some glue
or something to shove them in their gum holes. I
was like, you better do something really significant on TV
or in movies with those very expensive teeth.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
She has to wait to get her accreditation, which is coming.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
So accreditation, it's just a bit of paper. Sure, she's
fine and a.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Half minutes right, three and a half minutes. We have
eighteen breaks of show. Won them about Nichola.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Shout out to Nicholas Well, the new radio show Slash,
half Way House.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Patsy, What have you done? See Christmas tree?

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Ah, it looks so fantastic. There's a I reckon. There's
a trend this Christmas about minimalization.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
But it's the opposite beauty organization.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
No, it's not boganization.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Two things. If you listen right now, and that's hopefully
you are listening, by the way, I don't know. I went,
if you're listening right now, what's the point any of this?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why are we here? You know? What was nickol be thinking?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's my sister going to be here anytime soon, so
we can get away from this madhouse passes.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Christmas tree is.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Up, both of them.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It's the eighteenth of them this year.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Right, it's the eighteenth of November, way too early. Five
roughly five weeks away, okay from the big day. And
then you shared a photo yesterday amongst the team of
your beautiful looking tree which is ornately decorated on point
with this to say, hideous megabow obscuring ninety percent of

(05:00):
the beautiful tree in the lights.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's in the size of the entire tree four but
it's from top to toe.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
A huge about eight foot eight yes, monstrosity, red velvet bow, massive,
big boat.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Nothing else where Did you buy that from? Where do
you think came on?

Speaker 7 (05:21):
They're probably selling it commercially for like dust. Your trees are.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Large lobby in a hotel, the laying them or.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
The crown, Well, I've got it's room.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
It's stunning. But the rest of the family.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Something, I'll say that nice.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
It's different. It's right up the top. It sets a
tree off. You don't need anything else.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
You don't need you can't see anything else.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
But the rest of the family doesn't agree. And so
the bow's going on, and then the bow's getting taken off,
and then the bow's going on, and then it's getting
taken off.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why don't you put it? Here's an idea.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Then why don't you take it off the tree and
then just put it above the front door.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Oh, this is what Chris said last night.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Because I think that that could look like an interesting feature.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
No, No, a wreath goes on the front door, not
a bow. There's a wreath, But I.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Don't try to do something different. I think it would look.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
I have put a bow on the tree.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
True, Are you okay? If we put that on socials
just to cheer people up.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Oh, well, there's some family photos in the background. If
Q wants to like kind of blot those out, I
don't want them seeing all my you.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Know, okay?

Speaker 6 (06:27):
But yeah, well you know it's a window into my
world completely, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
What are they going to do? Like I don't call Karl?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Are you just such an open book on the show?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Exactly? There's no hidden stuff, we know.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I think I could like the police asks me to
draw your extended family, and it's really extended to draw
all of them from memory.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Some of the listeners.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
But there's little little Nudi photos of lady when she
was newborn.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
A little We don't need to be trending for the
wrong reason, that's right. Show grise pandemonium with newdi photos.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Place that you get.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
You know, I'm sure he can clean that up. Yeah,
if we clean it up and you checked it lately.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Take inspiration listeners from my fantastic Christmas tree with the
big massive in your face bow.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, take inspiration. All right, that's what we'll call the post.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
The reason why I know it's five weeks away from
Christmas because I know that today it's November the eighteenth.
My youngest daughter, Lois is nineteen. Today Lois said goodbye
good night to her last night. I was I cannot
believe that when I see today you cated nineteen years old,
and you know Alex and Pats, you guys have got kids.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
It goes so quick. I remember her being born.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It was a home birth, so it's a very unusual
kind of birth to be part of. Wildly exciting and
wildly terrifying as well, because you're at home.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's is like this should be in a hospital.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Note I shouldn't be a significant part of this, you know.
And at one point it all started to go very quickly,
and I rang this midwife that we'd hired, who would
come and be part of it, who trained and if
anything happened, could deal with it.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
And so she was like, I'm in traffic.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
There's a high chance that Lois is going to come
before I get there. It was just me and Sarah,
and I remember just whispering to her that I can't happen.
Just the skill set I have is is flimsy at best,
and it isn't delivering babies. It's just it was just
so scared that responsibility. Ever, it's a child. She did
make it there and now it's the time. But anyway,

(08:35):
I was just last night I was rapping all the
presents and it's funny how in a relationship you just
have roles and you never discuss them being given out.
You just kind of like morph into who does what
for certain things. And I suddenly realized that I've always
been the person that gets the presence and wraps them
in our family, that's the way it's always been. I
absolutely love getting the presence. I love wrapping them. It

(08:56):
makes me so excited. Anyway, I was doing Lewis's card yesterday.
We don't use our handwriting very often now do we?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
No, almost never.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
We're on our phones typing all everything out. Everything is
typed out auto correct.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Suddenly. Now when you've got to fill out a card,
I get really anxious. Act she was getting. I get
performance anxiety.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Same when you have to put that squiggle on the
back of the credit card.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
The no one checks anymore? Why is that still there?
Tap and go?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's irrelevant. Why we got no one goes? Hang on
a second, do it again? Do it five times?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
You used to have that signature to do it, people
would actually examine it, whereas now no one cares, do they?

Speaker 8 (09:35):
No, no one, You're right, and then ask for other
forms of our day too. Yes, that's.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
So.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Anyway, I'm filling out this card yesterday, and I'd spent
about an hour writing a poem. I've never done this before.
I thought, I'm going to do something with different. I'm
going to write a poe about him. When she was
a very young girl, I used to call a little ray.
If you've met my daughter lower, she's she's like a
ball of energy. Okay, and so she was like, this
just constant ray of energy. So I sused to call
a little ray. So I thought, I'm going to write

(10:02):
a poem about little Ray. What's happened to little Ray?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Who's now?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
You know Lois who's nineteen today? So today little Ray?
I didn't want to tellw hard it is to write poetry.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's like really, and then once you start with the
rhyming thing and little Ray and nineteen today, I was like,
I don't have any other rhyming words, and why have
you started this work? I don't know. I'm half way
through this. The rhyming has ended. Now it's just like
a speech of some sort in couplets.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
You should have started with an acrostic poem like l.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
L is full.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
No no no no no.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
No no no no no no no no no.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I remember last year when they want to do something
at the funeral and part of the eulogy, and I
said to some of them, daughters, why don't you got
together and do something for y Nana, for Jackie Jay,
for Joyce. No no, no, that's what lame people do.
If I then go happy nineteen oh you did use
that idea, then, Helva, I love you anyway, this poem

(11:00):
is taken forever, and I'm like, why do I even
bloody start this. She's going to read through and ditch
the car, just start open the mecha stuff. Anyway, as
it gets the last line, I've done it. I screwed
up the handwriting. I misspelled something well and I was
using a fountain pen, so yeah, and I put a
line through it, and then it was just this ugly splurge
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I have to go and by nothing. Last night I
had to go out to a.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Servo doing servos and I can only describe it screams
servo card, servo card. They're so generic, you know what
human is this for? It's nothing relevant to Lois. She's
going to know where'd you get this card from? Oh wait,
there's a poem in here. So I then actually go

(11:47):
back again, now even more nervous to copy out this
poem again by hand.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yeah, you've got to do a test one on a
just like a random piece of paper, and then maybe
you can graduate using handwriting.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Isn't it at the end a shake up? It's a skill.
She should have got someone on their task while I
dictasted my I to write down who's got a pen license?
Because when I moved here to Australia, I organized you've
all got pen licensees.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, that was like the best day of my life.
I still remember.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's so clearly a year five mister Lee's class, when
I finally got it after failing a few times, and
you get this laminated little piece of green.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
License joking like a driver's license.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
Like a driver's license. I think I still have it
at home. It's my pride and joy.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
So you got yours, you pass first time? Perhats You've
got a maculate handwritte I have.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
I haven't got the bit of paper, but it's funny.
I found Audrey's the other day. I picked up a
book and it sort of fell out of the book
from when she was I don't know what grade would
have we been real?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
You thought you were grade five?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Mine was grade five.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Okay, oh that was late, Yeah, running at great.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't think it, mister handwrit I think it's those
eyes of yours. Rio has really bad eyes. So if
I ever go hey, can you ever quit looking Google?
I can see him panic. He actually holds the laptop
up to his space like a time traveler who's a
thousand years old and you're a thirty. So that with
the worst eye sights I've ever known for anyone. It's

(13:14):
like a mold who's coming out of as a a
wookie hole. I think that's just why you had to
do it a couple of times?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Did you pass it first time? Alex? I have no
recollection of a pen license. I don't think they had
the farm kids. They don't get them to do them, you.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Know how license?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeh, yeah, i'd you're lucky.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
I don't think the far reaches original yourself. Well, I
don't think they had pen licenses, so we don't have them.
Don't have them in the UK. Handwriting is something. It's
a basic.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's not something we need to be rewarded with some
kind of certificate a license. It's not a big Dani
life because it's a basic that you can write.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I think it is just a very Australian thing where
you need a license for everything, Like you don't do anything.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
In this country, bureacracy in this country, even for small
children to use a pen, which has to go through
some red tag.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You're right the myth of no worries. There are more
worries here.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Than there are in the UK with U licenses for
everything in permits.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast a.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Lot of love from people listening to smart to makertting
their pen licenses. Christian, I have memory is some school
of getting a great lead license in year two before
the pen license. Later on it was the graduation from
a thick blue pencil to the sophisticated HB.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Do you remember the HBO HB?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yes, general that wow, that HB gray lead. That's from
Marchev Craig, Christian. I remember getting my pen license in
grade four. I also remember in grade one do my
homework in pens at the pencil. The teacher yelled at me,
going too soon, You go in too soon, You're going
to crash them, young Craig, slow down, unlicensed hoon writing.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
He remembers that.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
This is on me, Christian, Every birthday to your daughter Lois.
My son turned seventeen today, and our tradition is negotiating
hugs for the year. When boys grow up, hugs are limited.
There's nothing sadder than begging the human you gave life
to for your hug quota for the year. Me what,
but Christian, I've got the upper hand. He forgets that

(15:22):
I have the Wi Fi password. I don't know how
to change it. So negotiation with swift this year hashtag winning.
Well done me and congratulations to your son as well.
All right, let's do this week's what's the year? Do
you know what they released free Willie?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Was it eighty nine or ninety three? Or when did
TNA record Life for brands? I'm not very good with
tastes anybody, and they know what's the year?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Again?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
What's the year?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
My friend?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
All right, let's take a trip down memory lane.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
We go through TV shows, movie songs, the teen try
and guess when did they come out? Now produce a
Tina puts this together, and I always know that she
always goes for rom com. First of all, why you
got on a version to action movies?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Bloody are my best friend's wedding?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I mean, I liked it, but every week it's a
rom com. It says too much about the mind of
the producer, Tina that's putting this together, and you're viewing habits.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
If I was in charge of this, it'll be at
all action movies.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, Fasting the Furious one it makes me past and
Furious two.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's more a rom com My Best Friend's Wedding a
good movie. This at the peak of just high watches.
Star Julia Roberts was Oh my, she was like the
biggest star in the world or not. She did so
many great movies. My Best Friend's Wedding facts by the way,
one of the cast members to please George, big tall.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Guy, the friends.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
My old radio station in UK used to be in
the middle of London, a place called Soho and the
gym I used to go to.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You would see a lot of famous.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
People just working out there when I was always there
about ten ten thirty morning. Not in Comme Sey Gordon
Ramsey like smashing, He's kicking the crap out of a
punch bag. Very intense, dude, just just sprinting. I was
sprinting for an hour on a ring machine. Are you
running after somebody or running from the past? What is
going on? Anyway? One day Rupert Everett was in there,

(17:23):
the actor that's in My Best Friend Wedding never met
before this do before my life. He's about six foot five,
big guy. Anyway, I can see him looking around the
gym and he's I'm about to do some big weights
on the bench press.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
He comes on and asks me if I would spot him.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Oh wow, I was.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Going to do this yesterday and claim to fame.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
So I spotted him, and then he spotted me, and
then he was just like he had a very posh,
plummy sort of actor's voice.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
En, would you like to work out together? Work out together?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
And I didn't want to, but I felt like, yeah,
for the story. I had a random walkout four and
I just only want to another forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
We had to do an hour and a half and
a half.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
I was like, sure, I didn't go and have physio
three days later. But working out with this lovey actor
there was a hell of a lot better than me.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I hope he's not back in.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
The gymny things, but we're now like Jim Buddies or
something like that. Anyway, my best friend spending what was
the year?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
My friends?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
What was nineties? Wasn't it ninety? I'm gonna say ninety five?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
No, no, no, he shoots his scores Alex nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Karen Diaz, I forgot she was. She was only twenty
four when they.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Filmed that and Rachel Griffith, the Australian. She was one
of the funny cousins. Remember that had the stupid hat
on it?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
The main joy was it much Mularooney?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yes, yes, the guy with the hair, yes, the fringe,
Dermit Mularooy.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's it. What happened to him?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
He's a new girl forever last time I saw him?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Right, Okay, all right? What about this? I love this song?

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Match what twenty songbird about generation Rob Hummers?

Speaker 7 (19:06):
This is a great But what was the year two
thousand and five?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
No?

Speaker 6 (19:17):
It was pre twenty ten, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Stop trying to sort of get information.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yes, yeah, of course it was two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'll go two thousand and six. This was two thousand
and three.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh right, now, let's play this next as well.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
And was watching this last night.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
We will just put random episodes and just watched the
last time.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Watched three episodes.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
There was a great one where George Costanza was saying
that he thinks all people should have when they're being into,
when they're introducing themselves to people, they should say their
surname like radio Jingles. So it was going Stanza. And
this morning when I look up and making a cup,
t was I went cars Stanza's not my ear work.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I think it's a guy idea that we should introduce ourselves.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
In radio jingle style.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh Connor, it makes it more rememorable. There's a reason
why those ads still have those sung gingers.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, but anyway, when did it first come on our screens?
You're gonna get confused with friends?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Very early nineties, I gonna say ninety one.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Yeah, no, it was light eighties. What eighty seven, I'm
gonna say eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, almost canceled in the first season as well, one
of those shows that got really bad test reviews, test
results as well when they did focus testing on it.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I remember when they.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
First showed the first episode of Ricky Gervasi's The Office
Better in mind, they've never been TV show like that,
and the BBC Ricky told me that had had the
worst test score of any pilot in the BBC's history,
and it was all unanimous. It was like, we don't
like the character David Brent. He's completely unlikable. So the
BBC like, can you make nights? And Rick and Stephen like,

(21:10):
now that's the whole point. Yeah, yeah, that's the whole
point of him. He's not if a warm, fluffy hero,
he's something else. And so the BBC shoved on a
Monday night after there was a Monday night TV show
to so BBC on our weekly show on Bowls. It
was on after the Bowling show was the Office and
it just became huge, right, wow, all right, this on

(21:32):
Patsy you should know this one Waterloo ooh yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
What was he here?

Speaker 6 (21:38):
What album was that?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Off?

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Arrival? I'm going to say, I don't know. Seventy three.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
This is the Eurovision winning song. Yes, seventy five, No.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I'll split the difference, seventy four yes, yes, three right
ones today from a Wow done and then this one
finally O.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Grease? When was Grease out?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Now?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
They had their twenty five year anniversary quite a while ago,
didn't they.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
That's not helpful.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
No, no, I'm counting.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Back older than twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I know that the University of I love the commentary.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
I'm going to say eighty five, No, so.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Far off is it?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yes? Yeah, seventy seven, yeah, Wow, seventy eight, nineteen seventy
eight for Greece, Wow pass.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
She was so and John it doesn't age though, it
doesn't know it does?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, it is no, it does. Did she put up
a fight that's age so badly past you watching and
you're like, hang on a minute, how old is John Shavlta.
It's like thirty, he's like eight, So true that kind
of guy. He's like in middle aged dudes hanging around
with young kids at school.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Remember they did a poultry like second installment with what
was her name? No, no, no, Michelle Pfeiffer playing Sandy
and it was just an.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Abstin absolute stinking Yeah, yeah, really really bad.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right? That was this week? So what was he?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
My friend the Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Don't Go Mad, Get Funny, have your rant Things that
make you go go Christian Things that make me go
go When people say onion with a letter G, I
didn't even know how you would do that? Was that
onon onion? On My partner does it all the time.
It drives me crazy. Onon onion onion. I don't even

(23:44):
know how you would do that onion. It feels like
it would take so much effort to say it, more
effort than it was just to say the word onion.
Christian Things that made me go go Cold chips from Macas.
Surely there must be a thermometer kicking around there scan
or something.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
They've got to be warm, very warm doggie hush browns
as well as sweaty ones and get the started today, make.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
All right? Things that make you go go message me
now yours oh four seventy five three one oh four three.
Having spent the last week selling a lot of stuff
on Facebook Marketplace, which I've never done before. People that
don't read the advert and the size and dimensions, I'm
looking at you.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Alex Cullen. Here people are like you're the Cullens and then.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Turn up and go, oh tigger than the dimensions were
written in the ads. It's the exactly exact size as
I said advertised.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Can you deliver it all right? Ria? What's it you?
Things that make you go?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Good recipes that use American measurements.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're going to get Google out and you're trying to cook.
You've got flour or something on your hand, It will butter?

Speaker 7 (25:00):
What are they use the stupidest like a stone of swarts,
like it's a wizard's pot or something.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're right, hogwarts making a spell.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
We've got a perfect metric system. Why do they insist
on this ancient measuring?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh head is huge irritating.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Don't get mad, get funny, join us, have your say,
have your rants. Things that make you go girl for
Glen christal Way. People's speed around shopping center, car parks
like that Oscar Piastri trying to make up ten positions
in one lap.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's so true. Are you hurling rounds?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
And don't ever get me start on those soccer mummas
with cars too big for them? Yes, yes, one of
the things I'm looking forward to about moving the house
that we were moving two and a half weeks time,
because we're downsizing and where we've lived for the last
seven years is right behind a school, and so the
worst part of our day is from three to four

(26:02):
and it's super size SUVs with a tiny, tiny little
kid on a who's to seat in the back, and
it's like they're driving a tank bese Don't they expects
you to poll over onto like a nature strip to
let this precious cargo of overachieving kids come through.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Cannot wait to be free of it.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It's a nightmare, huge, way too big, way too big.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
From did you little soccer mum? Innu ite? And then
even did you a little kid? On the back.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You should have to you should have to have a
family of a certain size before you can have one
of these oversized SUVs.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Or I think if you've got on these big super
sized SUVs, you've got to do a special test an
suv license.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yea license, that's it.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Christian things that make you go good When you are
selling something on Facebook marketplace and then people still ask
you if it's available, why would it.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Still be up there? Why?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Christian things that make you go good? Who's this from, Colin?
I'm with you with this one. The family members that
leave shoes in the doorway or hallway. This is daily,
four or five times a day, yelling at my wife
or kids pick up your shoes. I could break my
neck in the morning when I'm navigating this hallway in
the dark.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's in primet ninjas a soult course.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Sometimes it's a random one, or they're even like now
they're pointing in random directions, like the person has spontaneously
combusted at the Wizard of Ox. Colin, I feel your pain.
Christian things that make me go wtful. It is not
called that. Mind your p's and q's. How hard is

(27:41):
it to park inside the lines? So like all of
us when you're at the car park, So everyone you
when you open up the doors. It feels pleasing when
you're inside the lines, though, doesn't it, rather than doing
that squeeze. You're right, Paul, I get it people who
think parking their car between the lines at the supermarket's
just a recommendation and then take up two or even

(28:02):
three spots pucking diagonally. Christian's so annoying when you just touch,
just touch a piece of clothes thinking a shot, and
it just falls off the hang.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
So flimsy. Why is it so flimsy?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, just one mere touch.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Of pressure and the thing goes like a daddy long
legs losing a limb, and it just cuts on the assistance.
Do that look, don't they? You're going to pick that up? Yeah?
I love that one, Patsy. What's it for you? Things
that make you go good?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Just this morning, I have ordered a rare bit of
toast from a local cafe and they have not quite
spread the butter to the edge.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Rare, I did. No toast was like a steak.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
No, I don't often have alium rare.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
Please have a yogurt.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I can send the Cimelio over as well, could you
please one.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
They haven't done it right, They've gone so that.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Diva up there doing news rare toast is just bread.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
And the yogat wasn't going to hit the spot today,
and I thought, you know what, I'll treat myself. I'll
have some toast with.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
But someone supersizing.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Spread right to the edge. It's kind of just like
a doll up in the middle. It's got to go
right to the very cross.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
I do agree, because otherwise it's all dryly.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I mean, it's a random suggestion.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
If only could use the toaster that's from your news
room when there's why do you available margarine or butter?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
There to my busy breaking out of its repeat?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Whatever you say at six o'clock, it's like that every
half an hour news.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
I don't have time for that.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
You have time? Well, I'll tell you what I can
see right now?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
And your screen in there, there's a shopping website up
you're on team. Yeah, that's busy.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Time of year is Black Friday.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It is my wife's at fever. Pitch Chris, Chris, Chris.
Let's get anyone's shopping Christmas presence right now. I don't
know what it's it's our daughter's birthday today, it was
my wife's last week. Haven't got time, I can't, can't
get across all of this. This's panic about. It makes
people are anxious Black Friday sales.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
It's insane. I've got to price last week.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What did you get the shark?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
No, no, no, I got another dice and we don't
need it. Chris doesn't know we've got it. But we
don't need it. But I know we will need it
because it busts at the most inopportune time. And then
you've got to pay full price so it can just
go as a second unit in just you know, housing
in the garage.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I've got this thing, right, I've changed from a dice.
I've been a dice a man for decades. Saw an
advert for this thing called the shark.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
God, I'm never going back one. Well, I don't know
what it is. But it's got a light, oh to
see the dust? Yes, it paused there for dramatic effects. Yes,
it's got a light.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah right, wait, not just that a small canister that
I put it. Then it sprinkles air freshen around it
as it now is that and the light take my money.
Shark operation is this a.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Stick model or the plug in. When you've got.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Stick model rechargeable and it has two rechargeable backpacks. John
Wick loachoach, I've like John Wick during the domestic duties
with the thing. I take the spare one with me.
You got the house is never big enough. It lasts
for like days.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You're going to be.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Pinned down in a fox. So I'm just going to recharge,
reload and carry on. But yeah, just having that light,
Oh my god, it's great.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Alex. What's it for you? Things that make you go grow?
Imitation glad rap, I'm talking about you, Goliath. It's not
the same as the actual glad wrap.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Hasn't got the rappiness you try and put off your
cold meal from the.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Right collapses in something. It's got no what's the word,
structural intensity. It doesn't go underneath the blade. It just
kind of flaps around in the wind. It's like a
spider's web. Yes, that doesn't quite. Spider's webs is famously sticky.
No no, no, but when they when you walk through one,
you're like, you can never get it off for the

(32:05):
rest of your life. But my great fears in life,
more than quick san is like I've.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Never been free of it, and you look like a
crazy person on the street.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Just sticks to you know. Spider Man phiels the worst.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
I always feel bad for the spider because they've worked
so hard on that web.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
You just walk through it. You know, they've worked so
for weeks on that on that web, but you just
what the pressure soul you are. It feels bad for
the spiders. Spider's all right up there in the corner
of the sea. It's just chilling, all right. Things that
making good.

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Speaker 2 (32:41):
Things that make you go girl, The small things of
life to drive you crazy. For Andrew, when you're walking
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the whole path, forcing you out into the road and
near death.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Christian, you're right.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
People that just walk along in like a formation of
like five or six of them. Yes, yeah, Christian.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Lack of special awareness. That is a high.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Daniel from Clyde North, Hello Daniel and Clyde North. Message
regarding alex is about the glad rap. When I was
a kid, my dad was so tight. He used to
bring home the left of a role at the end
of a palette, wrapping plastic roll you know, palettes have
all that something to.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Keep all the tears like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
And he would just bring that home and use his
glad rap some dirty warehouse food safe.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yes maybe to my show. My dad was so tight.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's her many dads the head of the bank in
the family, weren't they Christian? I think I speak for
many listeners here. When you're absolutely nail the time wast
and it doesn't even get read out.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I can only.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Imagine their competition next year when the show goes national. Richard,
I promise you one thing. The right ones get read out.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Text harder.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You're her on air things to make you go gir Now,
this one has come from someone who's only about six
feet away out in the producer's ball bit. The work
experienced guy Carl, now everyone is Car is a lovely guy.
He's doing work experience. He started yesterday and he said
today and tomorrow. I and the Kaylin tiny kid referring
to us a work experience kid. This is a fully

(34:17):
formed man. It's the oldest work experience non kid ever.
It's a fully formed dude. Here's the key going, Oh,
the work experienced kids here are going to get he's
a man, not to say it looks like a man
who's done time or was in the comman cheese and
then broke free and has now found gone. I reckon
if I said, hey, Carl, is Jesus is your best friend?

(34:37):
He goes praise be here and a beautiful voice too.
For years ago, I wanted to set up a thing,
but wait, justice, so I could. I wanted to driving
nuts where work experienced kids were not interested in getting
into radio, and I would get a lot of emails
from people who are middle aged that really wanted experience
what's radio?

Speaker 9 (34:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
What do you want to do a podcast?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
And wanted to come in on the show, and so
so why can't we set up a thing where it's
middle aged work experienced people. But they were too worried
that it would just a lot of sad middle aged people.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
So that's our audience, perfect, don't turn them away. And
also Carl said here he's got a good thing to
make you go.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
This is one of the work. It's Pence main Carl
who talks like this experience. What are working rodeo? When
the inn doesn't have hot water in the shower? What
year is he staying Carl, is it an inn.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
He's visiting Baby Jesus.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
He's one of the three wise men, the one they
never talked about, the fourth one, Carl.

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Al forty dollars, not my daughter ow and.

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Then I message out straight away and whatsap said, how
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Didn't want to get grabbed his a can he if
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Speaker 1 (36:19):
Now, Al, there's something that's come between us. It's a
forty dollars donation from me to you.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
He spent it.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
He has how they want that money back? Ill gone gains?
Al it's a wrong person. You accidentally sent the wrong
person the wrong message. Text he days is very very
easy Christian. When my sister was dating her now husband,
he surprised her when she came home from work by
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(36:46):
of him to send her best friend to show how
sweet it was. The photo was taken while he had
his back to standing at the sink, wearing nothing but
an apron tied at the back.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh, that could easyly go wrong.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
You fry an onion or some fat comes up art
scolding bits of you. My sister accidentally sent the photo
to her boss naked boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
I'd shuman like we for you to come home and
be cooking naked? Is that is that a move?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Want that sound hygien y, Chris? Yeah, you know I
sound hygien Chris. It's been around food like that.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
It's swinging around so your age, it gets dangling. Suddenly
someone could dangle in so that you got the salad
draw Chris.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I think I'll get takeaway. Actually so no, no, I
sobouly want all right. Wrong person, Justine.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
A few years ago, I was having a bath and
chatting to my husband on the phone. At the time,
he was working away out north and he'd been gone
for quite a few weeks. Feeling a bit frisky, he
asked me to send him a photo. So, just for
a laugh, I sent him a photo of my toes
as I was in the bath.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
I didn't have my glasses on.

Speaker 10 (37:59):
He'd sinned and what I thought it was to him
and away the photo went to my twenty year old son.
I realized after the bath what had happened. I sprain
to my son. My toepik wasn't meant for him, But
I found even more stupid, explaining it was for day
and now he knew that he's dad had asked his
mom for its nude.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Suddenly my forty dollars to my friend Al has fallen
by the wayside.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
There's no winding that back. No, you can't go. Oh oh,
your dad had asked for a photo.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Even the thought of your parents up to anything is
one thing, them getting into some kind of photo exchange.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Oh my god, you know what I dare say.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
It's actually worse than a straight up nude, because now
you think dad's got a thing.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
He suddenly you're out walking on the beach and he's
looking around at women in thongs and many things. Jesus rise,
Dad's getting excited again, Dad, stop it seek out. Oh no, god,
that's horrific. I don't know what that all. Walking in
accident in seeing your parents meet. That happened to me
when I was eleven.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Oh no, no, no, no, yeah, but at least they
still had the passion going.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yes, eleven year old meetings. See it like that.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You don't really understand what's happening. It's is confused, some
sort of wrestling going on there. Anyway. Sorry, it wasn't
wrong person, my dad was it? Those two are not related.
Definitely did wrong, Justine, incredible story. Thank you very much
for sharing with us. So have you got the story

(39:37):
about the wrong person you sent them the wrong message?
Called us out.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
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Speaker 2 (40:05):
Am I talking out? The back It Up Cup? Pats
can she reverse park in one go.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Of course she can.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
She's not just taking on herself. The opposition is big.
This is a close field. You've got some heavyweights that
coming into my pants that are nerveless and fearless.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
But none have been.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
The pressure is.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
More on you.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
It is.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
There's too much pressure. It can't help but collapse tomorrow.
Come on, I've seen the future. It's a Pats collapse.
Then there's going to be an Australian cricket collapse in
the ashes.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Don't like it up. They don't like it up. Don't
behind lines.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Here, guys, You're not getting in my head right now.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I'm talking through you to me. Christine Pats's motto is
pressure is a privilege.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh, I love that phrase. I love that phrase. And
we are Are we opening a book? Aren't we? As well?
Can we find out during the next half? Now what
the odds are.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
We do have odds?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Ye hasn't put it through that hoss machine before when
we had it before, and it didn't make any for
the pigs. Now it's the chance of a song we played,
she said, a radio predicting machine, and no thing even
exists anyway, right now, wrong person, wrong message, talking about

(41:33):
the great legendary producicating on the team. Please share the
story that you just shared with me about sending the
wrong message to Sue, our boss demanding a pay rise.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Okay, I actually forgot about this until Rio brought it
up because I put it far far into the back
of my brain.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
One night.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
I was obviously very tired. We get up very early
to do this job.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Tired or just be honest, had she been on the
Peano No, I have not.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I was just very tired, and often as I'm falling asleep,
I have ideas to do. List things pop into my head,
and in order to help myself go to sleep, I
pop on my phone so I don't have to think
about it. So I go in and I go to
write an email to myself. Well, I thought it was
to myself, and I wrote in the subject Caitlin, pay

(42:18):
rise with Sue, because I wanted to ask Sue to
give me a pay rise. It was commeneration time. It
was appropriate, except I actually sent it to Sue directly.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
And Sue pay rise, Caitlin, I love, that's a big move.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Yeah, it just said Sue pay rise, and I send
it straight to Sue.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Wow, Wow, I just love the old front. Let's get
into it.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Sue just sent back, No.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Did you said about that vomit emoji?

Speaker 5 (42:49):
I did actually get a pay rise.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Richly deserved as well. You're awesome, Kaitlin, But that is
incredible story.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Try today.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Just message you boss right now, Malcolm pay rise, Colin
Mike drop moment, isn't it? If only it was that simple?
Claire Claire, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Thanks Christian, how are you?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Thanks for calling in so wrong person. What's your story
for us?

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Okay, this is about eighteen years ago. A colleague of
mine was walking back to her car after a day
of work with her other colleague and she's having a
really good, let's say, gossip session about her direct boss.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Up.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
I worked for a big organization, so there's obviously lots
of levels of management and underknownst to her. She pocket
dialed the manager that she was discussing about her boss.
What happened, though, was it she didn't pick it up,
It went to an automated mail to capture, and so

(43:55):
on Monday morning when her boss went to work, she
heard their entire conversation of how they bagged.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh god, it's also.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
One of the odds. Really, ya, what are the awkward
horrendous odds?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
It's all there like, yeah, its pretty preserve.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
And again there's no Yeah. I don't think you can
move on from that.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
Well, she did get hold over the coals.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I kicked a job, but.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
She pretty much she did pretty much say negative things.
I'm trying not to swear, but yeah, said a lot
of negative things about the Direct hospitals.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
You can't be fine for being mean about somebody behind
their back. You five are being gossipy five the bitchiness.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Oh my god, that's horrendous. I'm swearing at the thought
of it.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Claire, A great story, Thank you very much for sharing
it with us.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
No worries.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Have a great day, guys.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
All I need to spot on the way then we're
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Speaker 1 (45:14):
Car Park, car Park, car park down the side of.

Speaker 11 (45:19):
The building, Building, Building, Building, couldn't get reception at the
main play of the car park unbroadcast the ball signal,
Jammy and tenor issues issues.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Issues anyway, Pats takes on herself, takes on, Wayne takes on,
Penelope takes on Jane. Four people will take the same
challenge to reverse in one go, one and done. High stakes.
Millions listening around the world in a live simulcast on Netflix.

(45:52):
We sold us for one hundred and twenty seven million dollars,
bigger than j Paul, Anthony, Joshua. They're be watching and
we've got to raise the game for this fight in December.
It is huge. I'm genuinely so excited about tomorrow morning.
This came out I think last week on the show
when we're talk about small limitations, and Passer was actually saying,
quite rightly, how it is really you were taking Sometimes

(46:14):
when someone who can't reverse very well takes ages like
five seven goes, you're all sat there like lemons, just
waiting for them to get on with it. Why couldn't
they just pick another spot? And then a lot of
you said no, Christian normally says people just can't do
who just can't do it?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Like Passes jealous, she can't reverse.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
That's why she hates it, and so Passy said on
air she would do a life challenge. And then that's
where the back It Up Cup came from.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Patty's gonna hate hate hate. Hey, hey, so you better
hurry up Bend Park, Park Park. Do you think that
you can take her role at the back It Up?
Back It Up Cup?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
One thousand dollars on the line to the winner. Now
to make the steaks like it normally is in the
real world. Can't just have them park it into empty
bays either side. That's not what it's like. It's a
pressure shot when you do this in real love and
there's cars there. Yesterday I had the idea of maybe
we could, like see if there was a Lamborghini or

(47:13):
a Porsche showroom that would loan us some cars.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Kay, Then how's that gone down?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Are they mad?

Speaker 6 (47:21):
No, we're mad.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
So they've they've not even responded to any of our requests.
Because these are half a million dollar cars.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You will then make sure you do it right. Don't
scratch them.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
No, doesn't whether it's half a million dollar car or
a fifty thousand dollar car, you don't you can't be
scratching cars when you park.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Yes, I know, but we just got nothing back from them.
But we did go to our good friends at Mercedes
benz Bery.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Great, so they're dropping off some amgs tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Thank you, Mercedes benz Berry just twenty minutes on the tunnel.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Not quite.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
We're still in the midst of trying to make that happen.
They have been very lovely to us and offered it
to us. However, we have a legal team here.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh those kill joys not needed, and there is.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
There is the potential and risk that if someone does
scratch it, that there could be a loss to the
business of about five thousand dollars. And Sue the boss
has said absolutely categorically that I'm.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Going to email her like you do. Caden, so cough
up five brand Christian not work.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
But currently we may have some Mercedes side by side.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
However, some ancient once or something.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
However, currently we just have cones and some cardboard cutouts.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
We need the merk, we need them.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
We cardboard cars, Caitlin.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
No cardboard cutouts of humans.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Oh yeah, have you heard this outing?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
So they've got a cardboard cutout of you and I
apparently sue the bosses, all right with you?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
And I've been run over scraby nice for the young kids.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
To watch on the tik toks with the bonnet.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Patsy, can you agree if you do hit one of
the Merks that you will cough up five?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
No, not a chance.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I thought you're confident about not hitting them.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Chan But it's okay if I take the two soon
then it gets scratched.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Well, you're the one scratching it. Wow, why would it to.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Station five thousand?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Is that the excess?

Speaker 12 (49:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Exactly? So that's such expensive cars too, that basically a
Porsche always wanted a Mercedes resort.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
By the way, Mercedes Ben's very giving one to the winner.
And if you don't scratch it, drive it home, may
not say.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
The last of me.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
That's all we're taking to leave the shop. I go
by Mercedes Benz. What's that song?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Won't you give me a Mercedes Benz?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
I'm filmer and way yourself into the sunset?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
So here's the other thing we need then, other than
luxury high end cars parts either side we need. It's Australia,
so obviously, just learning from AFL, you need twenty seven umpires.
If you have a sport in Australia, you need twenty
seven umpires apparently to run it. We need it, and
I could kind of an umpire to officiate over this,
and so I was thinking it'd be great if we

(50:01):
could find a Vic Rhodes actual test examiner or former
one who do have done this, they know what it
should look like.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
Or a driving instructor, yes, like the Razor array of
driving instructors.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I do have Razor Ray's number. So if we can't
do this, we'll just get Razor Ray. He's still got
that kit is to be all nice and clean. Oh,
Razor Ray.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I like that. It's some Raizor Ray blow. Let me
know his flags, all right?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
So it's fullback plan is Razor Ray all right? Ideally though,
we're looking for a driving instructure or a formal current
Vicros test examiner.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
If that's you, call me now.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
We need you for the back at cup tomorrow thirteen
fifty five, twenty two.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
But have youone listening right now? I know you're busy
people Tomorrow morning.

Speaker 13 (50:53):
In a world where parking bays are battle grounds, born
from Patsy's hatred of reverse parking parking is she jealous?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Will pats collapse?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I can even do it with one arm.

Speaker 13 (51:10):
Anything can happen Wednesday one shun shot, one Ben Bay,
no cameras, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
On the line, born ready, Hey, so what's the baby?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I get the battle of illegal age drivers.

Speaker 14 (51:25):
I wanted to River Park when I.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Was a ten year old, when I was driving at
eight and only one driver takes the car.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
My first winning Minifira, the back it up car on
The Christian o'connall Show goal one oh four point three.
Tina can give you the right spelling for the trophy
and I'll see you next week.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I've got Chris Pumps. I'll see you tomorrow morning at eight.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I need a w for tomorrow. Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh not just when is Wednesday, which we always go
for wheels up? No, it's wells.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Left and down Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
What about you know it's not just nerves to steal
wills of steel Wednesday at the one Wills of Still Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
By the way, I found Patsy's song Oh.

Speaker 12 (52:18):
Lord John Mercedes Band, this is Patsy's themed you as
You're reversing Tomorrow pats are going to pay this to
help you. Lord an't to bamy a Mercedes.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Band Tomorrow at dight, Patsy takes on contender Jane. She
takes on Penelope. Oh, those clips don't work, all right,
this is going well all right. Now we're looking for
a drive an instructor to try and supervisors tomorrow and
being a judicator.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Jane is on the line. It's not her, but her
husband is.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Hello, Hello Jane, thanks for calling in and hearing our appeals.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
So your husband's a driving instructor he.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Is, Yes, he's any good.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yes, he's very good.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
He's very good.

Speaker 9 (53:10):
He's on excellent paths, right and I'm sure he'd be
an excellent judge.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Okay, lovely? And is he available?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Is he was?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
He got a lesson tomorrow morning sort of early.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
Well, I have to check with him and confirm with
he's available, but if he's very busy of course, but
you in, I'm sure he'd love to all.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Right, Maybe they could do the lesson, bring them around
here to Richmond and then he can just pop in
twenty minutes hop back out. Great, Well, al for you.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
I can't organize him, of course, but.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I'm sure serious structure is that he's out in the wire.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
You don't know what he's up to, what he's just saying.
Can't go hold of him. Not sure if he's busy.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Kind of he's like the wind, he's free, like the
wind out there.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
My wife's got that lie three sixty. She knows.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I'm up to twenty four seven. I don't know where
he is. I know exactly where it'd be tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (54:03):
Well, I hope he can anyway, because I love your show.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
And well and you're going to if you care, if
he can do the world's business driving instructor come down
as well.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
Oh great, Well, yes that'd be great too, But of.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Course I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You might be busy as well tomorrow morning to get
hold I very hard to get hold of Jane.

Speaker 9 (54:27):
Well, yes, well not right now of course, because I'm
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
That's quite right, all right, Well, thank you for recommending him.
And we don't know yet where he's up for it
or available.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Mighty business, so we're nowhere near it. But thanks any
way for thinking of us change.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Enjoy just going to message to say that read Caitlin's
Paywise take it Back.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Christian, I know you're on the lookout for high end
luxury cars to be flanking either side of the parking
bay that they're reversing into tomorrow. You can have my
two thousand and eight Master six. It's done twenty thousand kilometers.
Scratch it, bang, it's yours. I need a new car
at the moment, Nick, Can I take you up on that?

(55:16):
My friend, Christian. It's interesting all the contenders tomorrow, including Patsy,
are women.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Where are the men? They're scared? No, no, no, we
do have one.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Actually, to be true, there been only one guy actually
put his hand up, and that is our man Wayne,
who left this message for some or no reason.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
He's huffing and puffing in it.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I don't know whether he's going for a jog or
it's not my business what he was up to, but
just to let you know he's huffing and puffing.

Speaker 14 (55:45):
Hi, I'm Wayne. I've taught all of my kids and
my nieces how to drive. I started driving when I
was ten back in caravans.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I can do with my eyes shut. I can beat.

Speaker 14 (55:55):
Anything into any place. Petsy your mind, not a chance
in hell you can beat.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Me well, wells oh still.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
But words we'll see.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
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(56:30):
there are the top five everyday things that stress Australians
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Speaker 4 (56:36):
Meeting nopeing in traffic nope.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Just trying to think about modern things that irritate us
and stress us out.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
And number five self packing groceries at the checkout.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
That is stress.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
It's just a pain. There's always some issue with it.
Out for making conversation with the hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Easy. Number three one on one meetings with their boss. Two.
Get into sleep when you can't get to sleep.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Property number one buying concert tickets. That is necessarily stressful.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
And I'll tell you what it's having an effect on
the artists. Stressed bands is the time waste slammed out
micman ice cheese looking a little bit stressed like ice guilty.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Super buzz.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
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Speaker 1 (57:33):
Oh bloody a, I'm going to be late. Who's that?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
It's hurried styles Gold? What about old billy ibags? She's
been up late? I bags, I bags, you know, tell
me what old Sharing's not looking great?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah? I'm looking after looking af dead sharing, looking half
the head.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I love the nineteen seventy five great band, nineteen seventy five?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Miss calls from them?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Is everything all right?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Matt? What gold is the gold run? It's not the
Heyday of helpum the cold runs? Yes, it is brief.
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Speaker 2 (58:12):
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Speaker 1 (58:21):
And Paul Kelly's not very well.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Oh god no no, he's a national treasure.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Oh that's terrible, terrible, insulting. I can't. I don't stand by.
I'll let your flightly alight. Rio. What have you got?

Speaker 4 (58:36):
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Silver Paul anxious. Not Paul Anchor, Oh my.

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God, whold anchor reference. That's cent that's like a dog whistle,
poor Anchor.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
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Another bronze Murray Head's got a big to do list?
Murray headache.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
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Speaker 1 (59:11):
Stressed? What have you got?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
A worry?

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Heead?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
No, no, no, that's that's a silver Oh want the
pads down?

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Okay, you're collapsing at the crease.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
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Speaker 2 (59:21):
This was like yesterday that must did very well. We're
not having a great week. Actually, radio headache? All right?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
So what have you got? Then?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Stressed bands? Texas now O four seven five three one
O four three.

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You kidding Me?

Speaker 11 (59:42):
For me?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Once particyccadin a who's on the line.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Diane has called in and my first words, Hi, you
are driving instructor and available at eight am tomorrow And
she said, no, my husband is and I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Just need to get out of it today, I really do.
What is going on? All right? So today we're looking
for your dressed bands on the time wasister.

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Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Who's the winner? Who's best in shows? Off to the AO.

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That's it? Mark you Today's winner. Join us tomorrow.

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