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October 27, 2024 8 mins

Every Monday we go around the team and find out how their weekend was in 6 words! Let's hear what Patsy Jack and Christian got up to this weekend..

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Christian O'Connell Show Monday morning. We want to hear what
happened to you this weekend?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Send Christian.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Test you, then six words or less, tell the bunch
of week cand did you hike go to just to confess?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Confess listeners, confess youve been flicking around?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Huh have you been listening to Kay and Jay? Shame
on you, shame, shame, shame. All right, Patsy, what is
your six word weekend? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Fitting a forest into a green waste beaten, so we
love God.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Had so many jobs at the weekend, so many jobs.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And one of them was to trim the trees from
one of the neighbor's side because they were overhanging, like
really badly. Actually, at one point we thought we had
possums in the roof last week, but all it was
was the.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Branches brushing up. Again. It's the tin roof, and we
thought it was possums.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
But every night we have possums up there screwing fighting. Honestly,
it's like every night on my roof.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's not there on schoolies all year, aren't they?

Speaker 6 (01:12):
We hadn't fight recently as well. Is it a territorial thing?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Mating season might be mating maybe up there, do they have.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
A season possums or they just is it three six five? Deal?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I reckon it would be like rats.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Do they hibernate because it's about this time of year.
I feel like they come back to the room.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yes, well maybe they're having their babies. Maybe that's what
it's all about.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Anyway, those trees, the overhanging jack brushing up against the
ten roofs.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Driving me insane anyway, like really loud. So anyway, the
love God got up.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
The ladder and the guys just had a knee replacement ladder.
It's fine. He's actually working the plantation this week.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
With power tools.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
He's great. Anyway. At one point I took him out
of cool drink.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh wow, my coming from the estate. Garson come here, Yes, yes, yeah,
I wat. It's just tatwater sweet and nice tea.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You go mop your brow and some white bread sandwiches
for you.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I broke away from my Netflix and I thought I
would make him a cool drink and so but as
I went out the back door, my mind.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is that got like a knee brace, and oh thank you,
my lady, Thank you, My lady takes us out off
and fowls.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
As I got into the backyard, there were branches everywhere,
like almost.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Covering the entire backyard.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Shocking.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Didn't realize there was that much overgrowth.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I said, we're going to need like a council collection
for this. This is insane. And we've got this little
green wheelie bin and he said, nah, she'll.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Be right, they'll fit in. I said, no, I really
don't think they will. Anyway. I said, we're gonna have
to like wood ship them just about to fit in there. Anyway.
A couple of hours later, I went back out with
another drink and guess what he had. He put them
all in the green wheelibin and.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It storage five hours it was out here.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You didn't think that fit, but they did, and that
apparently is a story.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Actually, maybe you should stop as anything started to producers
for what.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, I'm very proud of me.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
What have you?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
No? No? No, okay, So Texas in oh Fall seven
five o three one oh four three, tell us the
story of what happened to you this weekend? Oh Fall
seven five three one oh four three. For me, it's
exam performance coach, emotional punchbag. Every single mom and dad
right now whose kids are beginning their exams. Is VC
eat English tomorrow at nine am. Yesterday I had a

(03:39):
couple of hours doing the flash cards. You're also there,
not just as a performance coach. I start to realise
why my wife had gone, do you know what if
she's okay, am I stay away for.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
A couple of days.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I am on the front line of parenting right now
and I'm being yelled at.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Shouted at a couple of times. Its snapped up a
couple of times.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I thought I'd add humor into some of the flash stuff,
and you said, you actually just it's actually just putting
me off.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
The other thing I do is as I go, you
haven't got the right quote, and I start acting out.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You went, you're not going to be there tuesday, no coos,
And I just try to help, just trying to help
chalk your memory.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
What do you want me to do? Tell me and
I'll do that. It is nerve wracking today I'm back
into that front line, and that funks up with her
going through it all.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I actually get so nervous beforehand, I get dry mouth,
and I hope it goes well for me. I hope
it goes well for me. Jackie boy, what's your six
word weekend?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
I don't even want to tell you? Why can I
tell you? During this song? And you say whether or not?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
What's it to do with? First of all, problems in
the bedroom.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Another code brown?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I know?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Not you doing it? Okay? Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Every Monday we do the six word weekend. Tell us
about your weekend, Brett awesome weekend. I sold my camaro
Friday night with Cold Chisel hashtag bogan Fest make A
lot of you were at Cultures of the weekend. Apparently
they were incredible cultures that were on fire. Darryl and
Berrick fitting kangaroos at Philippide and Christian was an amazing experience.

(05:12):
Christian Mailhair some of my first Steel Panther concert. You
haven't seen Steel Panther life.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
There's so much fun big metal band, really really great live.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, a lot of fun cultures. I think.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Actually all of our audience were at cultures and over
the weekend. Don't own I not this guy, Dungeons and
Dragons of my housemates, Barbara friends, all rom Oh god,
they're all playing there's Chisel this weekend. Friends of rom
Col'd play this week. It's all happening in Melbourne. Cultures
all fifty years their anniversary show Insane, the awesome Christian

(05:45):
Binge Netflix new show Territory.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I don't know about that. I just had a little.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
The Love God's watching that. It's a bit like a
Yellowstone Aussie version. It's actually quite good.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's got great reviews. It's got great casts as well.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
When the world's largest lives livestock farm is left without
a successor the most powerful factions in your straining out
about minus landowners, cowboys and gangsters start preparing their weapons.
I am in I'm their target audience. How have I
not known about this? Me and the Love God? This
is why they make shows. They should just have a

(06:22):
separate bit for Netflix for dads. It just shows that
this and those documentaries forged in the fire. Now, Jack,
what happens to you over the weekend?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Okay, you have permission to abort this story whenever you want.
This is best described as a dirty protest. My son
is two and a half years old, doesn't want to
take his midday nap, which we hate because midday nap
is like you need that brand halftime, that's where you
catch your breath than you go out through the round two.

(06:49):
He doesn't want to do it, but we still close
him in the room and hope that he goes to sleep.
Walking in that room yesterday was like I don't even
want to mentally go back in there. He had his
there was the smell that hit me first, and then
what I saw was the nappies off on the ground,
and I guess, like, we need the pooh tucking into
a tuba. Honey, he's put his hand in there and painted.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
No.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
But like bank seed.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Chubles when that age right, kids, the medium they work
in is their own poop because they don't understand bless
them that it's mess.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
It was disgusting.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
There's no worse thing to clean, because it's just what
do you do?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
So I yelled out to be because he was can't
be in this. And by this stage I've already stepped
in some so oh god, I'm holding him, he's got
it on him, I've got on my foot, and then
I don't even want to look on the other side
of the room where I can see some artworks.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh my god, this is this is this is frontline parenting.
Well done? Oh my god, so what you do? Well?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
I took him, put him straight in the shower, put
my feet in the shower. Watch that I can hear
moaning and croning from the other room and pretending the
show is taking. It's taking, so I don't have to.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Hurry, hurry, shower he's ever had from dad.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
He ended with having to carry his mattress out to
the table out in the backyard and just sprang it
with the hosts.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
And what have you done with the wolves? He won't
like you just mop on the walls. What was happening
for a little bit nearly. This is the stuff no
one tells you. I've been apparently in none of the books.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
So now I'm too scared to put him to sleep.
It's like he's one that he doesn't have to have
that date. He knows the reaction that got. It's now
one to baby Gordon, zero to mom and dad. He's
playing with nuclear weapons now.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
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