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December 29, 2024 21 mins

Every week you blow us away with your Misheard Lyrics – here are some of our favourite Hall Of Famers of 2024. The show never sleeps, so if you’d like to submit yours for 2025, email me at christian@christianoconnell.com.au.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Christian O'Connell's show. All right, time now for this week's
brand new misheard lyrics.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's just another miss heard Monday. Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, every Monday we play back or your misheard lyrics.
As we're playing the back, we will hear what you
think you're hearing.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
You will hear.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
If we don't hear your mishea. And for the really
great ones, Hall of Fame, Hall of Famous. Last week
from Jess Jason Moranz. I'm yours, but I won't have
Sarte no more.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Madam is Arte no more.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Doesn't care of that lovely peanuts sauce. Chloe er all
by Australian crawl. He's selling the hashish. All right, let's
get your brand new misshards. This is from young Jed
who's twelve. Will go easy on me. Original line, I.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Was still a child hour still check?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, young Jed is mishearing it as I will steal
a child hour.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Still Chap.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Must be a young Jed.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's good hour, still cha just clearly saying it. I
will steal a child hour. Still cheer, Jed, thank you
very much.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'll bring you into the hall of ure.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Come on our still check, Jed, there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Jed Gibbons has got this? How am I supposed to
live without you? Mickey be Michael Bolton? When all that
I've been living for.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Is gone, live and is gone.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
This is going to change how you feel about the
song for ever now? When all that I've been living
forest gump.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Off and live and it is, he says, far risk gone.
Heris breaks it up, holl it up and live and
it's not. Patient. Come on, then, why don't you enjoy
young Jed in jet to Jed two jets? Is that right?

(02:21):
Jed Gibbons? Then little twelve year old Jed? Wow? We
what are the odds? AnyWho?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Colin Stannard Tucker's daughter, iMOS, great song when Tucker's Daughter's memory.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Never read what's going on in Ian's life right now?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
But he is saying, he's hearing, and my job is
to play out what you think he is hearing. When
Tucker's Daughter's got memories never no, no, no, no no,
Let's go to Olive now a Christian. I listened to
Miss Hurds on a Monday my dad and I listen
to it on the way home from ballet. Very nice,

(03:01):
Olive Taylor Swift Paris. We were somewhere else or is
it we wear sombreros very soft?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Is he's fifteen, Jack, Come on in, Come on all,
move up, young Jed and Jed olives here quite the
party vibe today.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You tell us used to week Tim Walker Smith blinded
by the Light Manfred Man's earth Band original line, and
Little Early Pearly came by in his curly whirly little by.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't know who's listening to some of the more
obscure hits on man Frown, but anyway, and Little Early
Pearly gave my anus a curly whirlie lovely.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Burning gay bye. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I think you do, but we're hearing.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
We're hearing you hearing it, burning gay bye. Where's it go?
It can't go in, not with young shed, not with
the young.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
As always, when of you misheard them, email me Christian
Christian O'Connell dot com dot.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Look Christian o'connells show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Sign for the brand new Misheard lyrics.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's just another mishard, Maday Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics all.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right, time to rewind your brand new misheard lyrics as
we do the misheard lyrics when we play them back,
seeing if we can hear what you think you're hearing,
if we agree if we can't hear it. For the
really great ones instance all of recent Hall of Famous
Josh Rod Stewart, Young Turks life is so brief, and

(05:06):
Tommy he's a thief? And what about Bruno Mars leave
the door open, my house clean, my pooh warm house clean.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Just a messenger?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right, Dave Mel and Josie I think Taylor Swift
wants to join the bin Army Christian A written or
original line in style?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is midnight or is it bin night? Yes? Is getting
on more?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Great spot? Well done, Dave Mel and Josie. Linda's got
dom dollars saving up. All I need is for you
to be mine, You to be mine.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
This is on your gym playlist.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
You know Tom Dolla went to my high school.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Come on, don't throw a shade at the rest of
myself at the middle of the show mate that we're
all getting on, well, drop the old d d on
us the dot dollar all right, original lines skook chum
of Jack Post. All I need is for you to
be mine, you to be mine?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Or is it all I need is my noodle, my
nud or my noodle? Do you know that all I
need is my nud or my nud or my noodle?
I like that in all of favor.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Anthea's got this song Misindependent by Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
What happened to Miss Independent?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Or maybe what happened to my cinnamon buns? That's all
time so good? Oh Anthea? That is very good? Cake
looks And what happened to my cinnamon buns? She sounds
passive aggressive?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I ordered them a minute, twenty minutes. They came in
after me. They got cinema months you ever knew that one?
And they came in Ali And why have they been
fed before us?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Anthea? Very good?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hall of Famer, Great Hall of Famer, Sylvia and Monjovi.
Bad medicine. Your lover's like bad medicine. Bad medicine is
what I need? Or is it your lover's like bad venison?
Bad venison is.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
What I need?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, I mean there's no missus so far today. In
the Miss Herds.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Calvin Harris Crops out quite a bit in this for
this gobbledy Goook songs, Andrew, it's got this Calvin Harris
with Florence and f wants some machines. Sweet nothing, I'm
living on sweet Nothing? Or is it I'm living on
Sexy Elephants According to Andrew, Yes, yes, yeah, one hundred

(08:15):
percent there, I'm living on Sexy Elephants' Hall of Favor
Great Hall of Famous today, No missus, however, best of
the branches Anthea Misindependent by Kelly clarkson What Happened to
My Cinnamon Buns? Thank you very much everyone who sends

(08:36):
these in every day keeping going Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com, dodau.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Time for this week's misshard lyrics.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
It's just another misshardanay. Christian O'Connell's miss Heard Lyrics.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Are every Monday on The Christian O'Connell Show. We play
back your.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Mishard lyrics if we agree what you think you're miss
hearing you were here if we don't hear it. And
for the really great misheard Lyrics.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Hall of Favor.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Two recent Hall of Famous Linda got one for saving
up Dom dollar all I need is my noodle?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
My noodle, my noodle?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Anthea's name got this misindependent by Keady Clarkson What Happened
to My Cinnamon Bun?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
All right? I still love that. One of my favorites
of the year. It's just there, isn't it. I ordered
it before the other people? All right?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Brand new ones? Who are you going to hear? Vicky
Lavender Hayes Taylor Swift? I feel the Lavender Hayes creeping
up on me? Or is Tate feeling eleven turkeys creeping
up on me?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
That is brilliant, very subtle, but that's right.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Eleven Turkey's probably representing her exes creeping up on her.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Joe Wats's face if you know, you know it's Joe
face of favor. Vicky well Done? That is a greaty one.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Daniel good Way Girl by Edward Shearon with my pretty
little good Way girl with that pooty little guy. Or
has Eddie got himself a pretty little gourmet girl with
that pooty little bar.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And Scott what is it? Kodak Black?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
He go crazy like Rambo probably one of the greatest
lines ever written in a song, Right, he goes crazy
Rambo like forty years ago, like.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
The original one is funny, terrible, terrible line.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
But we all know what's crazy than Rambo. It's Grandma
crazy like Grandma.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
We go to the year.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Look at him, he's going.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Crazy like Grandma. What what's some Rambo? Oh, very very good,
thank you very much, and for that one. These are
great Christian. I am mortified.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I watched Moana over the weekend and I had to
rewind it. It sounds like a Scottish man swearing, well
have you seen Mona?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
It's a beautiful children's movie.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
This line here is always falling and rising. It does
sound like in a Scottish accent, someone is saying always
effing rising.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Wow, yeah wow from the movie. Once you hear it,
miss hear it? Wow, Mylana.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
We thought Freddie was a bit much today now amount.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Of people that work on these movies didn't anyone? You
know how?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We hear it so vividly now, I mean, it's.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
But it's only when you're thinking Scottish. It's unlike they
have a Scottish filter. Go all right, listen all the
songs are written. Listen to him again, thinking of Scottish
people singing.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
By perdition today thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Sure you miss her lyrics and always whenever you mishear them,
email me Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
All right, son, now for this week's misheard lyrics.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's just another misheard many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
All right, miss hurd lyrics.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Every Monday on the show, we played back your mishurd
lyrics as we're playing the back if we agree what
you think you're mishearing.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
If we don't hear it. And for the Great Ones
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Recent Hall of Famous from Dave Bob Marley, get up,
stand up, all that pizza is cold. And then there
was Chris last week from Robbie Williams. She's Madonna, the
face of cheese Madonna.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
All right, brand new Ones.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
So we have here Miguel Gonzalez, Christian, I have a
miss her that involves Fred Durst and a pressure washer.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Have you like it?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Biscuit. As my conscience seems
to be as my car, can you hear? Or is
it as my cartuer seems to be?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
As my God?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's very good, Abby is twelve, and she's got this
Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Of course you have abby target audience.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
The shape of your body it's blue or is.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
It shaving your body? It's oh.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, She's going to keep the kids happy, you know,
Johnny Keys, it's a cartoon character, is it?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Johnny Keyes? Is a man on the run that is
not your name?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
So solo by Clean Bandits solo solo solo everybody?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Oh god, that stuff like I'm false? Or is it sourdough? Sourdough? Sourdough? Everybody?
Do you know what it is? Instantly a better song?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
James Christian, I've been like you listening to a lot
of Oasis this week. I've got a misheard for you
Magic Pie by Oasis an extraordinary guy extra rolly or
is it an extra hold and hairy guy, an extra
old and hairy guy extra roll.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, and this was a song. We played about a
little bit of it last week. Sandy Tom, I wish
I was a punk rocker from Craig has got this
the original line, then I wish I was a punk
rocker with flowers in my hair.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Was a punk rocker.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Here, according to Craig he's mishearing it as I wish
I was a prong cracker with love.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
A porn cracker always good at those. Oh my god,
I wish I.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Was a prong. I can't come focus, and I thought
of it having one right now.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Have you ever cooked porn crackers at home?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
No?

Speaker 7 (15:58):
They come in so you get a pack it off
them and they come as tiny little diss what they
experience like a dumb, like a fin and then they
blow up in as you fry them into the of
a pron cracker.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
And do they still taste as good? Are they pre prawned?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Something that you can't do that you get when you
get takeaway?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Anyway? Where were we?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh yeah, Craig, I wish there was a prown cracker
with flowers in my head.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Listen, we went down mymory lane. But I'm sure brown crackers.
So we'll give you this all right.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
As always, whenever you misshear the lyrics, email me Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Time now for the misheard lyrics. Every single Monday, we
play back all your mishard lyrics.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's just another mishard Day, Christian O'Connell's miss heard Lyrics.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
As we play back your misheard lyrics. If we agree
with what we you think you're mishearing, you will hear
this if we do not hear it. And for the
really great misshard Lyrics Hall of Fame last week too,
Hall of Famous, Rick had Bring Me to Life by Evanescence,
Don't let Me Die Here amongst the salad roles and

(17:21):
a completely different end of the spectrum, makes you a
Hand from the Peter Pan soundtrack. We have a lord
of listeners who listen to a wide variety of music
from You Can Fly from the Peter Pan soundtrack, think
of Batman pooping snakes. I'm guessing school holidays. Whatever they
want to listen to, let them listen to. Okay, all right,

(17:42):
brand new ones. Let's go to Nicole now, she's got
high voltage a c DC high voltage rock and roll
or our ac DC singing. I voted rock and roll.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Which sounds like a really good lying in a rock song. Anyway.
I think it's an upgrade slightly. They punched it up
a bit. I love that one. Nicole, Florida.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Tom It's a listener who lives in Florida that we've
nicknamed Florida Tom The Look of Love by eighties binging
band ABC. Be Lucky in Love. You need to listen
carefully to this one. Okay, I don't know what the
the sort of oral equivalent of is squinting for your
ears instead of be Lucky in Love?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Miagi in Love. Legendary teacher on the Karate Kid here
again he squint those ears? Vote rock and Roll? You
hear it? Just is because I love the K want

(19:00):
to hear it.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
You're right, we find evidence of what we're gonna look
for in life. Let go of you when you got
the keys to your own show you your bloody one,
Johnny Keys, I have a French techno classic for you,
Dubloy on this show. You know Jack and I too well,

(19:24):
we love French techno. Soon as the show ends, we
just blast French techno in the studio here. It's one
of our favorites. DJ Sash started simply the best on
and four still would be like here, real light on
the lyrics. Just keep repeating everything, or is DJ Sash

(19:47):
say a Connie flower, a Connie flower, trying to make
it sound exotic?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
What a great Spooker GJ. Sash, I'm sorry, but come
on in off for hardhouse techno classic.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well done Johnny Adrian and how he's got Tina Turner.
I can't stand the rain against my window?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Or is it I.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Can't stand Lorraine against my window?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
What's she doing out there in the rain?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
And finally, Naomi's got rudes by Magic Saturday morning, jumped
out of bed and put on my best suit.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Saturday morn and jumped out of bed. Put them up
this suit?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Or is it a very different Saturday morning and starts
your weekend? Did magic? Saturday morning? Jumped out of bear
and then put on his bear suit.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
SATs a demon and jumped out of beer. Put him
up this suit.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Southern Revenant? Very different kind of play, bare play? Not
that time Saturday morning, Mommy, what did he mean bare play?
Saturday morning jumped out the bear and put on my
bear suits, sat.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Dem on and jumped out of beer.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Put him up this suit. That's a great one. Well
done the car name me sinless, Paul of Favor all right?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
As always, when you think you've got a miss hurdlery,
email me directly Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Every single day we get these amazing our messages about
the Miss Hurdler.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
It's keeping them coming. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast
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