October 27, 2024 • 4 mins
It was like Goldilocks and the three little bears over at Patsy's house this weekend
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
How was your weekend, Patsy?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I put the Love God to task. We had a
few things to do at the weekend, one of which
was we do have a relatively new mattress on you know,
like top mattress on our bed, and I didn't feel
that it was firm enough. It's a little bit soft.
It's not quite right, and you know what it's like
when you're a brecky hours sleep is just so pivotal.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I I don't like to I don't like that. Did
you buy it?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Support it? Why did I buy it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I did buy a firm version, but it's not
quite I didn't feel it's quite firm enough. And you
can get these inserts to put into it, can you, Yeah,
which are extra firm like a.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Wooden board on girl or something.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's not like a wooden board. It's just like a
thicker sort of.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I have never heard of it. Yeah, what do you
inserting them under it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, this is the thing. So you had to like
unzip all the layers and pull everything out.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And I didn't even know you could go into the dummer.
They didn't want us in there. You can't get in
that thing. For good reason. We're not scientifically did it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It was like a game of operation. So I said
to Chris, Now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Let's scalpels, white light over it, crash up, I said, Zipper,
it's not springs, it's one of the.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Phone we're down down in under on the very basis springs, yes,
but then there's several layers of foam. How big is
this mattress?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Like a wedding cake with three tears?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, usually when you get a mattress, you've got no
business looking what's inside it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But they can't get in ours. I know there's any So.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I said to Chris. We had to be in the
right frame of mind, like we sort of try to weaken.
I said, you know what, I don't think we're in
the right frame of mind. This is a weekend of mind.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Are you to go around operating on a mattress frames
of mine? One can be and what is that report?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You've got to have a clear mind and not be
too tired, So we thought, okay, to.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Work that does never ever, when are you're ever not
tired or having a clear mind.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
To catch twenty two?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Because you need sleep on the Good Matchore.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This is the modern Sissyphus.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So I said to Chris, Okay, let's just stop for
a minute before we start, let's see where everything is,
because it's all got to go back in exactly the
same way like labels.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
See I'm guessing Chris is more like me, where it's
all about momentum and let's get on with it. And
Sarah's like, please, can we just not have a meltdown?
And you go, oh god, that going.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's like a bullet a gate.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Let's just get just get just get going.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Time to take photos. We're not on the FBI.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
At some point you convince yourself that the part is
an extra bit, like, oh, they must have given this extra.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's just just like the appendix. Apparently it doesn't even
do anything.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Everyone needs one, so it's like five or six different bits. Anyway,
So we've ripped out the old firm mattress put in
the extra firm sort of it's like a foam layer.
I don't know, maybe twenty third twenty centimeters maybe quite
big anyway. But the trouble was was the last step,
which was there was a zip right around the top
of it, which sort of closed it all in, kind
(03:16):
of sewed.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It all in closing a big suitcase.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yes, And the trouble with that was they've stupidly put
the zip right at the sort of bed head end
of the bed, so to get your fingers down in there. Well,
he had absolutely no hope, and I said, well, let
me hold the torch. So I had the torch on
my phone. He's like, that's really no help. That's not
helping me. Took about half an hour because you had to,
(03:39):
you know, line up the zip. You know, the zip's
got it was anyway, so slept on it again.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Another one.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, it's brand new. So anyway, slept on it for
the first time last night. Now it's too firm.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It was.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Like my organs were pushing up through the top of
my body.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You had, Chris, we're gonna have to go back in exactly.
Oh my god. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
How was your weekend, Patsy?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I put the Love God to task. We had a
few things to do at the weekend, one of which
was we do have a relatively new mattress on you know,
like top mattress on our bed, and I didn't feel
that it was firm enough. It's a little bit soft.
It's not quite right, and you know what it's like
when you're a brecky hours sleep is just so pivotal.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I I don't like to I don't like that. Did
you buy it?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Support it? Why did I buy it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I did buy a firm version, but it's not
quite I didn't feel it's quite firm enough. And you
can get these inserts to put into it, can you, Yeah,
which are extra firm like a.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Wooden board on girl or something.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's not like a wooden board. It's just like a
thicker sort of.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I have never heard of it. Yeah, what do you
inserting them under it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, this is the thing. So you had to like
unzip all the layers and pull everything out.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And I didn't even know you could go into the dummer.
They didn't want us in there. You can't get in
that thing. For good reason. We're not scientifically did it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It was like a game of operation. So I said
to Chris, Now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Let's scalpels, white light over it, crash up, I said, Zipper,
it's not springs, it's one of the.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Phone we're down down in under on the very basis springs, yes,
but then there's several layers of foam. How big is
this mattress?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Like a wedding cake with three tears?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, usually when you get a mattress, you've got no
business looking what's inside it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But they can't get in ours. I know there's any So.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I said to Chris. We had to be in the
right frame of mind, like we sort of try to weaken.
I said, you know what, I don't think we're in
the right frame of mind. This is a weekend of mind.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Are you to go around operating on a mattress frames
of mine? One can be and what is that report?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You've got to have a clear mind and not be
too tired, So we thought, okay, to.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Work that does never ever, when are you're ever not
tired or having a clear mind.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
To catch twenty two?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Because you need sleep on the Good Matchore.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This is the modern Sissyphus.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So I said to Chris, Okay, let's just stop for
a minute before we start, let's see where everything is,
because it's all got to go back in exactly the
same way like labels.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
See I'm guessing Chris is more like me, where it's
all about momentum and let's get on with it. And
Sarah's like, please, can we just not have a meltdown?
And you go, oh god, that going.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's like a bullet a gate.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Let's just get just get just get going.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Time to take photos. We're not on the FBI.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
At some point you convince yourself that the part is
an extra bit, like, oh, they must have given this extra.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's just just like the appendix. Apparently it doesn't even
do anything.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Everyone needs one, so it's like five or six different bits. Anyway,
So we've ripped out the old firm mattress put in
the extra firm sort of it's like a foam layer.
I don't know, maybe twenty third twenty centimeters maybe quite
big anyway. But the trouble was was the last step,
which was there was a zip right around the top
of it, which sort of closed it all in, kind
(03:16):
of sewed.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It all in closing a big suitcase.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yes, And the trouble with that was they've stupidly put
the zip right at the sort of bed head end
of the bed, so to get your fingers down in there. Well,
he had absolutely no hope, and I said, well, let
me hold the torch. So I had the torch on
my phone. He's like, that's really no help. That's not
helping me. Took about half an hour because you had to,
(03:39):
you know, line up the zip. You know, the zip's
got it was anyway, so slept on it again.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Another one.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, it's brand new. So anyway, slept on it for
the first time last night. Now it's too firm.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It was.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Like my organs were pushing up through the top of
my body.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You had, Chris, we're gonna have to go back in exactly.
Oh my god. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast
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