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September 2, 2024 16 mins

After Patsy coincidentally guessed one coffee order correctly, we decided to put her to the test. Can Patsy guess your coffee orders going solely off a name and job title?
See how she went..

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We've come obsessed recently with this story about these two
poor astronauts sort of stuck on the International Space Station.
Don't worry, They're gonna go up there and get them
in February. Wait, February, this Christmas up there, just the
two of you on that lonely old space station float
around space. Absolutely, what do you do all day? What

(00:27):
do you do all day? You just stuck down on
the empty old space station? And much room have they got?
I don't know how they handle that.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Can't they build something like in Apollo thirteen where they
looked around and got some duct built rocket and then
chucked it in that.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Room and yelled at them, went fix it, saw this out?
Make it work anyway? I saw in the news last
night and going to play with the audio in a minute.
I was just playing it to Rio just now. The
the International Space Station is in deep, deep space, which
is why they can't get another space ship up their
phone tour like the New Year, and Na starts to
ringing la musque and say can we borrow? Can we?

(01:06):
He's freed up two seats on his space X flight
to go and get them and bring them back. Anyway,
the spacecraft is making a really strange noise. You've got
to hear the audio. They've to release the audio of
the one of the astronauts. Butch talking to NASA going,
can you hear this? We don't know what it is,
and you can clearly hear NASA go, yeah, we got that.
We'll get back to you. We'll play it to the team.

(01:28):
Here'll break it up. That sounds like God's heartbeat. How
far out there are? All right, so let's do it.
The good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Minute, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right, Jack and Patch you ready with you? Good
Morning's okay, release them, let's high five everybody. Let's kiss babies.
Good morning to Haystack on his way to work, getting
a coffee right now, Melton, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I wonder if he's like a lot iman.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, double black, double black, yeah, strong, straight, just like
his name, Heystack, Good morning, Simon here and here Ago
and I'm freezing because we still have no power from
the storm two days ago.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
That's no good morning, yeah, I said, oh no, I
was empathizing.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, but it's called the good morning minuting, the minute,
good morning, always trying to move one way. Will we
fly as well. We're Radios one trying to have that image.
Get into work in Moraban eighteen days ago before I'm
on long service leave. Good morning, that's good morning to Peter,
Peter Ryan. Have you ever have you? Are you eligible

(02:38):
for that? Patsy? When'd you go?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Damn right? I am?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
When are you off?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I don't know. We're thinking of doing the UK next year.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't know. Maybe I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'll just talk about my plans on it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know how much longer you must.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You must have like one hundred years and go and
get those.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Not as much as Huggy He's got like fifty million years.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Why hasn't he taken it? Oh he's old school radio.
I bet you are too aware. Never take more than
one week. And we've all known shows like that where
they go so AND's gone to that great rainbow bridge
and the sky today of fem in Sydney and they're
on the way back, aren't they from that desserted space station?
No one for company any where?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Were we?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Good morning to Peter, Good morning Cassie and nurse on
our way to work. After four years, my hospital has
finally ditched the masks today. I can't wait to see
all my colleagues beautiful faces again. Yes, good morning. My
name is Cameron, a fan of the show, on my

(03:44):
way to work at oz Post. Thank you very much, Cameron. Morning,
and we're big fans of oz Posts. Good morning, therew,
no play be member we radios one.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm fine with you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Come on, I have a porn cracker. Good morning, it's Narrel.
Good morning, Noral morning. I'm I'm on the hum heading
to work, taking blood whilst driving. That's hardcore. Have a
fabulous day here for it. Are Christian, I'm listening. I'm Tim.
My four year old son, Cooper is thisten, but he's
also saying please don't actually call the radio dad, Will

(04:15):
you embarrass us? Good morning, Stephanie and Raye. Make you
the two hour commute to work?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Good morning, stephan.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I mean if you had to, if you had
to go two hours to get here every day, we're
coming in. Well, I know, we love hanging out. We
love doing the show for two hours four hours your day.
Good morning, listen to the showy name. My name is
Brody and I'm a truck driver for all of Melbourne.
Good morning, Brady's a massive truck. All of our hopes
and dreams and things are in it today. Thank you,

(04:45):
Santa Brody. And good morning to Adam listening to U
in the truck right now. What it's being reloaded? Good morning, Adam, ed,
Good morning. It's got to tighten it up, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Patsy, you were right, hate stacks. You guessed his coffee order, right,
it said Christian. Amazing. Patsy was right Vanilla vanilla lame
from the haystacks. Maybe we tried this out late on
this morning, Patsy tries to guess your coffee order. When
she tried to oh no, let's not do this. I remember,
do you remember the pet naming service? It went real

(05:21):
bad name that lost us a actress because even the
judges they remember it. Wait, was just to show that
the pet name, it's psychic pet name thing.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I remember. It was like I have a scruffy dog, okay, scruffy.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, And we got that funny We've got to let
up the garden path of it before like I've got
this amazing gift. And so we were like, oh, let's
build a great bit of radio around this, and actually
it was m brown dog Blondie. It was not like that.

(05:55):
It was called pats names bloody.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Dogs like a three year old.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Excuse me, your dog has one of the most common
names on the planet. How original.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
But you know what I say, Let's let's bring back
absolute Patsy guesses. No, not that Patsy is your coffee
your Okay, let's do that after seven right now. This
is terrifying. So this stranded Boeing star Liner International Space
Station and the two astanauts that are up there are

(06:33):
stranded there until February next year. They've already been stranded
up there for three months.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
What I didn't know is that they thought they were
going for a week. Yeah, that's a big difference.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
We were giving away those trips to the Golden when no,
you're going to be up there till February. But no, no,
I want to see no no, no.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
As you're waving good body.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
See Sunday, guys, Sunday Space Valentine, Sunday, twenty twenty five.
It's actually heartbreaking. When I read about it, I start
to get on my anxiety reading about them being stuck
up there with nothing to do. When they finally come back.
When they finally come back, they're warning about life altering
effects they're going to face or being in space for

(07:13):
so long. This includes lots of bone density, muscle wastage,
changes to their heart function, vision problems, and intense radio.
Oh no, this is Chris's medical report some of that.
When you see him anyway, have it is into this.
This is the audio they've just released of one of

(07:34):
the astronauts, one of the NASA astronauts at Butch speaking
to obviously base camp down on planet Earth. Sorry, polish mate,
which is that bloody great big bottomus brunch? What's up?
Is there a problem up there? This spaceship is making
a strange pinging noise and Commander Chris Hadfield do you
remember he was up there with his little Ukul lady.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yes, like the world's most famous astect.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
He put a post out I saw yesterday saying you
understand the horror of this. That is the last noise
you want to hear from his spacecraft, thinking what the
hell is going on there? It sounds like a heartbeat,
and they're actually worried that there's such in deep space
now aliens are coming from them.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
This is the only lulsible explanation by this amateur spaces that.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Question about star liners Houston, swisty, Butch, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
This is a strange noise coming through the speaker.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
And I didn't know if you could connect into the
star Liner.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
And let me.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Uh it's true between here and they're making that happen.
But can you do that and we can configure that. Butcher,
give us a minute and I'll call you back when
it's ready. Okay, Fation Houston on two. We're configured for
audio via hardline and CST if you want to give

(08:49):
us a call.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Okay, I mean, I'm a Starliner and how do you read.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Five by five? How many next speaker copy? Hear that negative, Butch,
we did not hear anything.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
God's heart beat, all right, but.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
That one came through.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It was kind of like a.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I've one more time and stretcher head and sure, what's
going on here?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
We go?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
All right, that's an anger.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
That is yeah, ver affair. You're out there until February
and whatever it is making that noise is your closest company.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yep, good recording. Thanks, but we will pass it on
to the.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Team and let you know customer services don't start so that. Sorry,
but hang out.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, you got nothing to do it though, but it's
not am your time back.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's the worst ever. Yeah, yeah, we'll get back to
you about there. Like what they're start googling it.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
This is the Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Vodka on today's show, Your Story is about It was
a time before mobiles. Famous people in photos with local
restaurant owners. One of the greatest things. You can see
a joy whenever I walk in somewhere New Oh goody
here if they had in I want to talk about
this morning. But we just found out we stumbled across

(10:19):
a gift. I guess you'd call this Patsy. That Patsy has.
She just matched the guests one of your coffee orders correctly,
some man called Haystacks, and I guess in psychic circles,
I think this is called a blind read where she
had no extra information to go on. She could tell
her just from name and vibe alone, not even speakingless.
Guy Haystacks was a vanilla late. So, Patsy, would you

(10:41):
like us to test us how good this skill is?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yep, let's bring it on.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
So how do we see this work and they called
him right now, they come on there and they go, Hi, there,
I'm do they give a name?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
How much I think they give them? Maybe their name,
what they do for a job, star sign and star
sign and that's all.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
The that's a lot of information, all right, that's just
a name. No, I think a name, Just a name.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Come on there and just go hey, I'm Mary.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Name and what they do for work? On their way
to work and I'm a nurse or I'm a concrete Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Get rid of the star sign.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, okay, so just name and job. What if I'm
in between jobs, but I'm having a coffee right now?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
You're in between jobs?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Okay, all right, call in now they're nine four one
four one o four three. Because you're taking a unique
social experiment. Your fee for this will be we will
shout you the coffee that you have it today. Okay,
I know I know a two guy and I know
I know nine four one four one o four three.
Give us a call. I wonder how bad she isn't it?
We'll find out one out of ten do we think

(11:45):
out of luck? Come off it.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hello to anyone, listen to us around Australia and outside
of Australia on the Free iHeart platform, such as Paul
right now in the UK in Northumberland. Beautiful place up north.
So Monday night for you, Paul Christian. My weather report
yesterday as I just got back from Fiji, Jimmy yesterday.

(12:11):
Steve is very upset weather report for today. Not a
ship is yesterday. Thank you very much on your weather man, Steve.
All right, So, oh dire, someone just sent me a
text message Patsy's prediction and then the poo emoji. Oh no,
that was last time. This is a whole new kind. Yeah,

(12:33):
you're right, one out of one. That's when we go
back into the cave we fear we'd never go back
into another one of Patsy's predictions? Can she get you coffielded?
Just from your name and what you do for a living?
What do we think the batting average is going to be?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I think it's going to be very high actually.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Definitely a win.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah. Do you think she's going to do this? Yes?
Partici Kaitlyn, she who believes in everything and everybody? What
do you reckon? Has she got this? None the most
positive person we know, none the shark is in the water.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Brawn crackers, true colors are coming out.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I didn't know this is going to tay the show apart.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Ri What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
What do you reckon? Judging by that tone, I think
I reckon. You're going to get all of the right.
Thank you, A show divided. Let's find out. Let's go
to our first patient in this unique social experiment.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Let me get in the zone. Who have we got?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
This is Marie? Good morning, Marie, Good.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Morning, Hello Marie.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I'm well?

Speaker 6 (13:47):
What do you what do you do for I'm still cussing, supervisor.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh you're a lollipop lady.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Where do you lollipop.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Job? Yeah, that's it. We agreed three minutes ago. Marie.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I reckon you'd be a cappuccino sort of lady.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, wow, strong start.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
What is your coffee of choice?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Marie?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Straight black?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well, you know you wouldn't eat it with all those kids.
My spidy senses were a bit of thing.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Okay, well we got here is Belinda. Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'm good? Welcome to practice. Patsy predicts nothing, good luck.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Hey Belinda, what do you do I'm a mum. Oh
how many kids have you got?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Five?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh? My lord, you would have to be you would
have to be a double shot like short black.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Anyone counting home, because I think, what do you have?
How many of you?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I had so far today?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Just one today so far and I'm an extra hot
week skinny latte.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Wow wow.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I was going to say that I have a.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Certain coffee shop I go to and the girl there
she makes it perfect and she even knows to double
cup it because I have it that hot.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh I love that. That's great. You wear your local place.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I don't have to.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
I don't have to order anymore. She sees me and
she says, Hi, how are you? And then I get
my coffee. Wow.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Wow, she's got she's actually got psychic prediction. I'ld wait here,
but then I have a great day thanks to you
on the show. Let's see if we can get one
here before we will. Now I'm shortening this bit because it's.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
A very short pole out of three.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
There's no hope. You need to win here. You need
to win all right. So uh have we got here?
Marie Jason Jason, Good morning, Jason. Hey, we're good Jason
Off you go, Patsy Jace.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
What do you do for a crust in the state
truck driver? Oh oh yeah, you need to be caffeed
up for that.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Don't you just check it?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
I just check it.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was lined up.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
No, I bet you're a nice coffee man.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's over rubbish.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
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