June 12, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quest.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
All right, coming up next. Then signs you an adult?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Suddenly you'll be doing something or you get excited about
doing something that twenty year old you would have found
intensely boring. But now this new, older, more mature version
of you is suddenly finding deep peace and serenity from
doing it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Jackie boy, what is a new sign that you're an adult?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I'm flying to the Gold Coast this afternoon and on
Monday I pre booked airport parking. It's something I've never
done before.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is high level of Dante. I always do that
pre parking. It's so much easier. You turn up there,
the barrier raises, you find your parking spot, and off
you go into the terminal com of mins away.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And it's cheaper two, isn't it if your pre book?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yes, the first discount you do, I'll always say everything.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
To Actually, you put the right details in what terminals
you've got that short walk through the tunnel.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yes, it was idiot proved because it said terminal three
in brackets virgin, so I couldn't get that wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And you'll fly a jet Star for me. One. No,
not this guy. So are they flying you up there
for this charity to.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Go and going as a guest of Taylor Made golf clubs?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Must be nice?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wow, all that shiny kit, A lot of pressure, all kit.
I'm sure he's going to smash those girls.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's no room. There's no room.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
There's no room in there, patsylib be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You'll be great, Jack, you will, you will, And.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Once you get this amazing, it's hard to forget about it.
The bright colors keep catching my eye. We've had some
special tailor may there you say? Top for Jack to
work because you're not on the show tomorrow's golfing?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Maybe maybe I should work because I'm going as a
guest of Tailor Made. It would make sense to where
they're apparel.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They pay you on your salary. No there, they'll.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Be cleaned that one up and as you start working
from full time.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's awkward. That was, wasn't it, Patsy? Was his say?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I was having soup for lunch yesterday and I couldn't
read the instructions on the back of it, so I
did have to take a photo of the instruction. How
small is it?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That point one?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, I got some herbal tea either then I couldn't
work out the right dose. Don't't to take too much
but not too little dangerous right in between two dangerous
worlds there and take a photo of it and expand it.
And also perhaps by the way, what do you mean
the instructions for souper No? I know.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Instructions for herbal tea is just as you know.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Soup. It's been around empty.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It was tomato soup and sometimes tricky.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So many people one support machines right now? Too much soup.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's the milk the water ratio that you have to
get wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Who's put milk in a sup?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
My mom puts milk in tomato soup and it's delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Really Yeah, cream your.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Bit of skim maxtion.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, and what does that do?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It just makes a creamy up wow. But you've got
to be very careful because it concurd all very quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You got her read the back of that soup. Care
My friends.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
See, this is what it is to be a grown
up guys. Young kids are going, I don't want to
ever be like that and have a radio show. You've
got something you could say to an interest in microphone
or two talk about soup and creaming it up.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Christian O'Connell's Show signs you're an adult, Patsy, you may
have one of these already, but my wife brought something
the other day.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She keeps trying to persuade me to use.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
My wife is several years older than me, and I said,
I'm not giving them that too soon. I'd rather struggle.
She's got one of those long hand or shoehorns.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh the love God's got one.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Of Yes, she goes, Chris, It's so much easier. And
let's know what you do where you're grinding down the
back of the shoe. I go, I don't care. I
still want to know. I've been doing that since there
was a kid. I still want to know I can
do that into my fifties. You know, she's got that
save so much time you just slipping on like that.
There's the reason why the shops use these. You know,
she's got a long handed one.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She loves this.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Does that have something to hang it up as well?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It does? It goes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Patsy, have you
got one?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, Chris has Do you use it?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't I just shove my pig trotter into my shoes.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Do you do that thing of bread and room in
the back too?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Absolutely? And I don't even undo the license.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, I don't know the how as we do. No,
no idea. I'm the same. No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You've been doing these outs for a couple of years.
Twenty years from now you will be. You're the same
as Patsy.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm worried that your shoes aren't secure on your foot.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're in and out.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I often trip over the other day. It's because of
unsecured footing. But I'll sacrifice that. I'll take the fall.
I will take the fall. But I'm the same as
you pass. I just haven't got the energy.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
The news doesn't like Jack. It's waiting for me to
get in. It's like, hurry up, Patsy, get in right.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That year patch and I like the ugly sisters that there.
Give me that prince.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've got another example you're just reminded me of, though.
That signs you're an adult. My Pilarates teacher was walking
around with her shoes undone because she said, I have
to slip them on an off a lot to demonstrate
the exercise. I thought, that's not good. Ih is it laces.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Danger in the workplace there and the pilates class. And
then for me, so that I've become an adult, is
I won't watch any movie now to I've checked out
the runtime. It feels actually a very dangerous way to
live your life going. We watched a movie the week
and my wife went, Chris, if you check the runtime.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
And then you okay, go to bed.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, so half for eleven solf back to them half eleven,
ten to fifty minutes to lock up?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you when I let the dogs out? Now, I'll
get that done.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's put our pjs and coaches on now, so we're
properly ready for Betty Buys said, in.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Two halves we could watch the past.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You go, we're gonna have to do it over two nights. Yeah,
we agree, okay, press plane.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But years ago I didn't care. No, I know where
the Godfather came out. I wasn't worried about the run.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Sign three hours and even notice three hours it's dived in.
All right, there's team for some courses. Signs you an adult?
Nine four one four one four three Lauren, good morning,
good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
All right, what's it for you sign you're a grown up.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Okay. So I have a boot organizer, so it's like
a box, pretty sturdy, and it's got it's got two
sections and pockets on the side, and I put like
my shopping bags in there and my little portable dog bowl.
But what's really sad about this contraction in my boot
(06:41):
is the way I came to acquire it, and that
it was actually given to my stepdaughter when she got
her license by an elderly friend, and I gave her
so much grief over it that she decided not to
use it. And I found it under her bed one
day and I went, oh, let's give this a crack.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And sometimes what we judge we become.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That is incredible. I'm actually envious of that. My boots
are tipped there at the bat.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
There's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It fits so much. I have my running gear, I
have like a blanket. I've got like an extra pair
of shoes.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's sad that I want to see a photo of
it looks like.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I imagine it's pleasing to open upwards mine. It's just stress.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Things come tumbling out into the road. And when I
ever put shopping in there, you've got to mush it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
On at you try to close, it's not going to
be just.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm really sorry, digital beeper, but stay closed. If it
sounds like you've got one patch.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh, they're brilliant. The house has got yours is probably
the same. They've got velcrow on the bottom so they
stick to the carpet.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
To stop sliping sliding around.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But they're brilliant for like bottles and stuff. Yeah, because
so they don't roll around. You just pop them up
right and they stay up right. They're amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is that for your wine? Boss?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I love mine?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Taking the empty back.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
For dry July.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast m HM
Quest.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
All right, coming up next. Then signs you an adult?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Suddenly you'll be doing something or you get excited about
doing something that twenty year old you would have found
intensely boring. But now this new, older, more mature version
of you is suddenly finding deep peace and serenity from
doing it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Jackie boy, what is a new sign that you're an adult?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I'm flying to the Gold Coast this afternoon and on
Monday I pre booked airport parking. It's something I've never
done before.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is high level of Dante. I always do that
pre parking. It's so much easier. You turn up there,
the barrier raises, you find your parking spot, and off
you go into the terminal com of mins away.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And it's cheaper two, isn't it if your pre book?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yes, the first discount you do, I'll always say everything.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
To Actually, you put the right details in what terminals
you've got that short walk through the tunnel.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yes, it was idiot proved because it said terminal three
in brackets virgin, so I couldn't get that wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And you'll fly a jet Star for me. One. No,
not this guy. So are they flying you up there
for this charity to.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Go and going as a guest of Taylor Made golf clubs?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Must be nice?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wow, all that shiny kit, A lot of pressure, all kit.
I'm sure he's going to smash those girls.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's no room. There's no room.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
There's no room in there, patsylib be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You'll be great, Jack, you will, you will, And.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Once you get this amazing, it's hard to forget about it.
The bright colors keep catching my eye. We've had some
special tailor may there you say? Top for Jack to
work because you're not on the show tomorrow's golfing?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Maybe maybe I should work because I'm going as a
guest of Tailor Made. It would make sense to where
they're apparel.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They pay you on your salary. No there, they'll.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Be cleaned that one up and as you start working
from full time.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's awkward. That was, wasn't it, Patsy? Was his say?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I was having soup for lunch yesterday and I couldn't
read the instructions on the back of it, so I
did have to take a photo of the instruction. How
small is it?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That point one?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, I got some herbal tea either then I couldn't
work out the right dose. Don't't to take too much
but not too little dangerous right in between two dangerous
worlds there and take a photo of it and expand it.
And also perhaps by the way, what do you mean
the instructions for souper No? I know.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Instructions for herbal tea is just as you know.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Soup. It's been around empty.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It was tomato soup and sometimes tricky.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So many people one support machines right now? Too much soup.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's the milk the water ratio that you have to
get wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Who's put milk in a sup?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
My mom puts milk in tomato soup and it's delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Really Yeah, cream your.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Bit of skim maxtion.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, and what does that do?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It just makes a creamy up wow. But you've got
to be very careful because it concurd all very quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You got her read the back of that soup. Care
My friends.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
See, this is what it is to be a grown
up guys. Young kids are going, I don't want to
ever be like that and have a radio show. You've
got something you could say to an interest in microphone
or two talk about soup and creaming it up.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Christian O'Connell's Show signs you're an adult, Patsy, you may
have one of these already, but my wife brought something
the other day.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She keeps trying to persuade me to use.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
My wife is several years older than me, and I said,
I'm not giving them that too soon. I'd rather struggle.
She's got one of those long hand or shoehorns.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh the love God's got one.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Of Yes, she goes, Chris, It's so much easier. And
let's know what you do where you're grinding down the
back of the shoe. I go, I don't care. I
still want to know. I've been doing that since there
was a kid. I still want to know I can
do that into my fifties. You know, she's got that
save so much time you just slipping on like that.
There's the reason why the shops use these. You know,
she's got a long handed one.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She loves this.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Does that have something to hang it up as well?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It does? It goes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Patsy, have you
got one?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, Chris has Do you use it?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't I just shove my pig trotter into my shoes.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Do you do that thing of bread and room in
the back too?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Absolutely? And I don't even undo the license.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, I don't know the how as we do. No,
no idea. I'm the same. No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You've been doing these outs for a couple of years.
Twenty years from now you will be. You're the same
as Patsy.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm worried that your shoes aren't secure on your foot.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're in and out.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I often trip over the other day. It's because of
unsecured footing. But I'll sacrifice that. I'll take the fall.
I will take the fall. But I'm the same as
you pass. I just haven't got the energy.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
The news doesn't like Jack. It's waiting for me to
get in. It's like, hurry up, Patsy, get in right.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That year patch and I like the ugly sisters that there.
Give me that prince.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've got another example you're just reminded me of, though.
That signs you're an adult. My Pilarates teacher was walking
around with her shoes undone because she said, I have
to slip them on an off a lot to demonstrate
the exercise. I thought, that's not good. Ih is it laces.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Danger in the workplace there and the pilates class. And
then for me, so that I've become an adult, is
I won't watch any movie now to I've checked out
the runtime. It feels actually a very dangerous way to
live your life going. We watched a movie the week
and my wife went, Chris, if you check the runtime.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
And then you okay, go to bed.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, so half for eleven solf back to them half eleven,
ten to fifty minutes to lock up?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you when I let the dogs out? Now, I'll
get that done.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's put our pjs and coaches on now, so we're
properly ready for Betty Buys said, in.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Two halves we could watch the past.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You go, we're gonna have to do it over two nights. Yeah,
we agree, okay, press plane.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But years ago I didn't care. No, I know where
the Godfather came out. I wasn't worried about the run.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Sign three hours and even notice three hours it's dived in.
All right, there's team for some courses. Signs you an adult?
Nine four one four one four three Lauren, good morning,
good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
All right, what's it for you sign you're a grown up.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Okay. So I have a boot organizer, so it's like
a box, pretty sturdy, and it's got it's got two
sections and pockets on the side, and I put like
my shopping bags in there and my little portable dog bowl.
But what's really sad about this contraction in my boot
(06:41):
is the way I came to acquire it, and that
it was actually given to my stepdaughter when she got
her license by an elderly friend, and I gave her
so much grief over it that she decided not to
use it. And I found it under her bed one
day and I went, oh, let's give this a crack.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And sometimes what we judge we become.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That is incredible. I'm actually envious of that. My boots
are tipped there at the bat.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
There's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It fits so much. I have my running gear, I
have like a blanket. I've got like an extra pair
of shoes.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's sad that I want to see a photo of
it looks like.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I imagine it's pleasing to open upwards mine. It's just stress.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Things come tumbling out into the road. And when I
ever put shopping in there, you've got to mush it.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
On at you try to close, it's not going to
be just.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm really sorry, digital beeper, but stay closed. If it
sounds like you've got one patch.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh, they're brilliant. The house has got yours is probably
the same. They've got velcrow on the bottom so they
stick to the carpet.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
To stop sliping sliding around.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But they're brilliant for like bottles and stuff. Yeah, because
so they don't roll around. You just pop them up
right and they stay up right. They're amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is that for your wine? Boss?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I love mine?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Taking the empty back.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
For dry July.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
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