November 7, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Laura guys.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the meantime, the diary the best bits on and
off the air for the week. Let's hit it in
Termpede Steed Diary.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (00:07):
It's been a big week on the Kylo Jackie Oh show.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
That's one of mine. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Jackie's always got a new hobby. There's tennis, pillates, scuba diving,
ginger tea, astrology, even journaling. But this time it's called sitting.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My thing I'm going to do for twenty one days
is just sit at nighttime and sit there and just think, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
What's the point of this?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
To see who you are? To figure out like, what
are your fears?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
What are you? God? What a waste of life?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Now you discover a lot about yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I reckon at the end of the twenty one days,
I'm going to be a changed person again.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Jesus Christ. Every month this woman changes.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Carl started.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I think that there's something wrong with her.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
In two years time, someone coming and say all the
signs of a classic schizophrenic.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
We're in front of it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Shit. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Kyl's old friend Rodan Keating's not by the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
He was telling us.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
How Kyle used to call him at all hours of
the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
He'd call me singing at two am in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, he just sing to you your own song, my
own songs.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
He probably had it playing and thought I'm going to
call Ronan. Yeah, he loved this.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
He loved this, and whoever I was with, I probably
would have been off my head.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But Kyle's left that life behind him now. He's in
full dad mode.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
This morning and pulled out to.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I was, yeah, I was so annoyed, and you're like that,
Bruno said, he's at home of the lighter.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
We've got more than one car.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And Jackie Scarter ding a kid this week after Sadie
the dog found something that she shouldn't have, I was
taken up there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I was sitting in the barth the other day and
Kitty comes in.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She goes, Mum, Sadie, that's my dog has brought in
something and I don't want.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
To touch it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I was like, oh God, you're in the bar I'm
in the bar relaxed. I don't want to go downstairs
and look at some dead carcass that Sadie's brought in
from the backyard, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was like, what is it? And she goes, I
just don't like. I don't want to like.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Then she walked out, and then Sadie walks into the
bathroom and I'm like peering over the bathtub and then
she drops it on the floor and it was my vibrator. Oh,
I know, I was so imbatraed.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Here.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Hey, look what's going on at my place? My famous mother.
The dogs brought another bildo in from the backyard. Mum
was in the bath again for the nice time today.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
But we took some galls and the story has got worse.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
My daughter would have been about two years old. She
was rifling through my bedside table. Suddenly became very quiet,
and I turned around and she had my hot, pink,
sick rober dildo in her mouth.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
All right, so much better, Thank you de and making
me feel better today, because.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
At least it was only in Jackie's dog's mouse, not
in the mouth of her child.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
And that's not the only weird activity happening at Jackie's place.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Jackie has been recording herself during her sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, I listened to this recording. All that has said
is one word hey, and it's not me. Let's listen.
I know my doors were all locked, She says, let's.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Hear it again.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
You must be in bloody lunatic even in your sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I heard some witness play it again.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
See, oh my mist taken care of business and that's
probably your dead grandfather you had.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
With yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
To me there.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Jackie is heading off to India in a couple of
weeks with her best friend Jemma, but Kyle thinks there's
something sus going on.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
There because I'm going to go to India and I've
decided I'm not going to I'm not going to travel
with a suitcase.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm just going to do a big backpack.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You're a very silly, silly girl. It's going to be
a disaster. Who are you going with the death of you?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
In all?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Honestly, she wants to get you killed. She got an
insurance policy on you. I checked the into that. Can
we get someone to check with it, Gemma, the bestie's
got an insurance.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Policy and kyl My be headed off for a couple
of months soon as well. He lost his license again.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I lost my license this morning. What up to the
highway patrol? I don't even care because I'm so delighted
that Trump one. Everyone's going to win from this.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, and that fourteen year old that can't even grow
the stars to pull me over this morning. He got
a bit nervous when he realized who it was. But
I didn't use the power to intimidate him. I just said, heah,
here's the license, and I said anyway, that one nice.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I didn't try and wiggle out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
How long have you lost her for?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I don't know. Yeah, half the time.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
And so I'm overseas with my international license to seas.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I'll be in America for the next three months.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So Bob Geldof dropped by the studio this week, and
Kyl made quite the impression of him.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Our doors opened, and there's this empty room with a
sort of throne on a little rieze platform on the
reise days.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Tell me you ran up and sat on that chair. No,
I didn't. I'm not like you. I'm really to just speak,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'll tell you what, Bob, I'm be honest.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Something there. I feel moment coming on.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No oh, no, do hard.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I don't want to. I don't want to. I just
feel it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We'll go, please leave, go to the toilet.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
It's past good, it's it's somehow disintegrated in my bow
hole into my skin.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I feel yeah, yeah, I'm not sure why Jackie acted
so disgusting earlier in the week.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You go to the bathroom and you flush the toilet,
those particles are.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Also probably going into your mouth. Who cares? What does
it matter.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I can't taste it, I can't see it, so I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
On that note, it's been a big week on the
Kyle of Jackie Eye Show signed It's.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Envy Kyle and Jackie. Oh No,
Laura guys.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the meantime, the diary the best bits on and
off the air for the week. Let's hit it in
Termpede Steed Diary.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (00:07):
It's been a big week on the Kylo Jackie Oh show.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
That's one of mine. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Jackie's always got a new hobby. There's tennis, pillates, scuba diving,
ginger tea, astrology, even journaling. But this time it's called sitting.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My thing I'm going to do for twenty one days
is just sit at nighttime and sit there and just think, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
What's the point of this?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
To see who you are? To figure out like, what
are your fears?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
What are you? God? What a waste of life?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Now you discover a lot about yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I reckon at the end of the twenty one days,
I'm going to be a changed person again.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Jesus Christ. Every month this woman changes.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Carl started.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I think that there's something wrong with her.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
In two years time, someone coming and say all the
signs of a classic schizophrenic.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
We're in front of it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Shit. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Kyl's old friend Rodan Keating's not by the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
He was telling us.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
How Kyle used to call him at all hours of
the morning.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
He'd call me singing at two am in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, he just sing to you your own song, my
own songs.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
He probably had it playing and thought I'm going to
call Ronan. Yeah, he loved this.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
He loved this, and whoever I was with, I probably
would have been off my head.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But Kyle's left that life behind him now. He's in
full dad mode.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
This morning and pulled out to.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I was, yeah, I was so annoyed, and you're like that,
Bruno said, he's at home of the lighter.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
We've got more than one car.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And Jackie Scarter ding a kid this week after Sadie
the dog found something that she shouldn't have, I was
taken up there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I was sitting in the barth the other day and
Kitty comes in.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She goes, Mum, Sadie, that's my dog has brought in
something and I don't want.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
To touch it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I was like, oh God, you're in the bar I'm
in the bar relaxed. I don't want to go downstairs
and look at some dead carcass that Sadie's brought in
from the backyard, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was like, what is it? And she goes, I
just don't like. I don't want to like.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Then she walked out, and then Sadie walks into the
bathroom and I'm like peering over the bathtub and then
she drops it on the floor and it was my vibrator. Oh,
I know, I was so imbatraed.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Here.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Hey, look what's going on at my place? My famous mother.
The dogs brought another bildo in from the backyard. Mum
was in the bath again for the nice time today.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
But we took some galls and the story has got worse.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
My daughter would have been about two years old. She
was rifling through my bedside table. Suddenly became very quiet,
and I turned around and she had my hot, pink,
sick rober dildo in her mouth.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
All right, so much better, Thank you de and making
me feel better today, because.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
At least it was only in Jackie's dog's mouse, not
in the mouth of her child.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
And that's not the only weird activity happening at Jackie's place.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Jackie has been recording herself during her sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, I listened to this recording. All that has said
is one word hey, and it's not me. Let's listen.
I know my doors were all locked, She says, let's.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Hear it again.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
You must be in bloody lunatic even in your sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I heard some witness play it again.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
See, oh my mist taken care of business and that's
probably your dead grandfather you had.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
With yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
To me there.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Jackie is heading off to India in a couple of
weeks with her best friend Jemma, but Kyle thinks there's
something sus going on.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
There because I'm going to go to India and I've
decided I'm not going to I'm not going to travel
with a suitcase.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm just going to do a big backpack.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You're a very silly, silly girl. It's going to be
a disaster. Who are you going with the death of you?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
In all?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Honestly, she wants to get you killed. She got an
insurance policy on you. I checked the into that. Can
we get someone to check with it, Gemma, the bestie's
got an insurance.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Policy and kyl My be headed off for a couple
of months soon as well. He lost his license again.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I lost my license this morning. What up to the
highway patrol? I don't even care because I'm so delighted
that Trump one. Everyone's going to win from this.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, and that fourteen year old that can't even grow
the stars to pull me over this morning. He got
a bit nervous when he realized who it was. But
I didn't use the power to intimidate him. I just said, heah,
here's the license, and I said anyway, that one nice.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I didn't try and wiggle out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
How long have you lost her for?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I don't know. Yeah, half the time.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
And so I'm overseas with my international license to seas.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I'll be in America for the next three months.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So Bob Geldof dropped by the studio this week, and
Kyl made quite the impression of him.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Our doors opened, and there's this empty room with a
sort of throne on a little rieze platform on the
reise days.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Tell me you ran up and sat on that chair. No,
I didn't. I'm not like you. I'm really to just speak,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'll tell you what, Bob, I'm be honest.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Something there. I feel moment coming on.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No oh, no, do hard.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I don't want to. I don't want to. I just
feel it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We'll go, please leave, go to the toilet.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
It's past good, it's it's somehow disintegrated in my bow
hole into my skin.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I feel yeah, yeah, I'm not sure why Jackie acted
so disgusting earlier in the week.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You go to the bathroom and you flush the toilet,
those particles are.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Also probably going into your mouth. Who cares? What does
it matter.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I can't taste it, I can't see it, so I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
On that note, it's been a big week on the
Kyle of Jackie Eye Show signed It's.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Envy Kyle and Jackie. Oh No,
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