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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kyle Jackie.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Jackie Yo, The Kyle and Jackie O Show.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, He Hi everywhere? Oh god, look out there,
it's a skeleton staff.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, we're missing now Peter sick? Today? Is Intern Pete sick?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
At the gate? Know we won't We won't feel the
impact of that one iota. Even Intern Pete's biggest fan
will listen to the whole show and won't even notice.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah, what's wrong with him?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
He just messaged me early this morning and said he
feels like he's been hit by a busy.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Maybe caught up with a Pakistani doctor. Now at the
question did you hear about that? Everyone? Yeah, Pete met
a Pakistani doctor and they romanced each other, which means
Pete hit him from behind down at the quest.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
So, yeah, does he tell you these things in confidence or.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
He told someone else in confidence and then they told
me no one said don't say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
He told me I was very sorry, and that told me,
what are you apologizing for?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Oh, to Peter?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
But I don't really care. No one apologizes to Peter.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I like to say, don't tell anyone so I can
say something.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, he loves that. You kidding you?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Like how what Brooks.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
I like, how international people.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
He's very international. He's not Asian only really well yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Pakistani, Indian, Pakistani still class as Asian, still class Asian.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I got schooled on that once.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
I remember I met Lee's friend really early on in
the piece, when we started.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Schooled by that bloke's friends.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
Yeah, And it was like I was so intimidated by
that whole group because our British and they all went
to fancy, you know, Harvard type schools.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
And he's so I know, I know.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
And I was just like talking to one of them
and I said something about like India and not being
in Asia or something or and he goes, but that
is Asia.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You talked about continents educated British people.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
But I didn't know back then that I had no
clue about continents. It was only in that moment that
I started to think, I don't think I'm good with
geography at all.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
But I've seen British people like in the UK, they
will see an Indian person and say they're Asian. Yes,
but we don't do that.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
We don't, we don't.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Because he said Asia.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
That's how it started, because he said he's Asian, and
I said, oh, I thought he was Indian.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
By the way, we have our own Asian expert now
because of all the Asian news that comes across our
work theresk. Where's where's fun.

Speaker 9 (02:49):
On the censored desk this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh so she's she's got a bit of power today.
Has she to beat us?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
She does?

Speaker 10 (02:56):
Indeed?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh wow, hey for what talk for?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You've got to go through missy like event. She's on
a high chair there. That's very, very very your little
Asian feet and touching the ground. Anything come here?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Can you hear us? Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Good luck? Beeper out?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Yes, today.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
We can get away with anything. What's that what we're saying?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, a lot of work to do there.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
She's got her own thirty second delay going.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
On, goes in through a Chinese satellite and then comes
back very slowly.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
I was reading I was reading something or hearing something
about this girl, This Aussie girl, Maddie Carter is her name.
She's thirty and she's lived in the UK actually for
the last seven years and returned back to Australia and
noticed something about Australian men versus British men.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's always the men that are letting everyone down.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I'm telling you it's so true what she says, though
does she notice here it is dating as a thirty
year old in Australia is so hard.

Speaker 11 (04:06):
I lived in London for seven years.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Guys would come up to you bars like company on.

Speaker 12 (04:10):
The street ask your number, like not even in a
creepy annoying way, in a way that it was like flattering.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Or like it just is like normal human communication.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
How I just have like fifty guys on my Instagram
in my DMS messaging me and like replying to my stories.

Speaker 10 (04:25):
I'm like, you're my fans. I'm not dating you, You're
just a fan.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
So no one asks for anyone's number anymore?

Speaker 13 (04:36):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
No guys ever come up to girls anymore? They just don't.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
But then, who have you got to blame yourselves? I
do agree with your shutting down attitudes.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
But that's not all women like you get shut down
by one woman.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's always an old divorce see in a cowboy hat
that everyone knows you can probably take her home, not
the one we want.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
Well, I bet like that's the thing. Doesn't matter how old, young, whatever,
They just don't come up.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
They just don't.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Yeah, men are told to be very respectful of girls
as they saw it, But then does that I think
that extends not annoying you for your phone number?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
So what does that mean though?

Speaker 8 (05:13):
If you're out and you see you're giving each other
the eye and then what nothing?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
That's it moment lost, never to return.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's right, that's right, because everyone's too scared. You might
you know, you might cry out, Oh you're praying on me.
It's very quick between. But I think an accusation.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
I'd like to do a little survey of how many
women here would think, oh, you creep, don't ask me
for my number.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, it all depends on what they look like, what
you're into. But you guys have all got your own rules.
There's not one rule fits all.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
I think it's all in the way that you do it.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
And I honestly think that i'd give a guy more
of a chance if he had the balls to come
up to me and just start a conversation with me
in real life, because it doesn't happen anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, yeah, I feel the same.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Actually, maybe you've let yourself go.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Maybe it's not society, it's no, it's just general Look
at that girl, Maddie.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
She's thirty, she's getting hit up by fifty guys in
her DMS. She's obviously hot, but she's just still not
getting even asked in public.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well, because everyone's so everyone's so aware, which is great,
as Brooklyn said, to not overstep the boundary, because for
many years we all you know, people, I'd see people
ask some numbers, they go on not and they get, well,
you're only two anyway, you slut, You're a dog slut.
No one wants that. So, like guys were way way

(06:32):
out of line for a very long time.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, you guys will love this.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Right, there's a new trend happening and it's called fridge scaping. Now,
the theory goes that, hey, what's it called. It's called
fridge scaping. And what it is is like that people,
like a lot of people are starting to decorate the
inside of their fridge because they believe that that's on
display quite a lot. You open your fridge like many

(06:57):
many times a day, and they've created with yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
A Christmas time with like tinselin shit or what what
do you mean?

Speaker 8 (07:06):
You make it look pretty? However you think it looks
pretty but I will keep arranging it. I'll give no
is more than just arranging the lovely tomatoes and strawberries
to be at the front. Its more than that, way
more than that.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, not that much shit in my fridge. I'm lucky
to shut the door a little a range with any
sort of order.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Listen to this US report about it.

Speaker 14 (07:28):
Creative types organize and decorate the inside of the refrigerators
with all sorts of things you wouldn't normally find in
a fridge, like tulips, picture frames, or even sculptures. In
this one, the butter has its own little awning surrounded
by flowers. This one looks like an enchanted forest, complete
with mood lighting. Lindsay Judish is a popular fridge scaper.

(07:50):
She places berries in porcelain and grapes and a lovely
glass ball. Lindsay showed us how she beautifies her fridge
every two weeks.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
So I think we're going to fill in some of
the blanks with some candles.

Speaker 14 (08:01):
Yep, Lindsay puts candles in her fridge. Milk gets poured
into pretty glass vases, and edible flowers go into vases
that look like books.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm glad women are back in the workforce because you
guys have gone batshit crazy at home, have nothing to do.
I like that though.

Speaker 10 (08:19):
Candles.

Speaker 15 (08:20):
What do you do.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
In a bridge by the way, No, there must be
battery operated. They can't be it open.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Oh a fandl? Yes, what a fandle? Like a fake candle,
you know, with the fake flame?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Never heard that name, but I like it. Listen. As
dumb as that sounds, there's something appealing about it. I'd
like to open it and rather than be capturing all
the ship falling out, just to be able to look.
And there's a picture of a little picture of.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Me there at the Conrad.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Picture of me and Conrad, and I might just might
get a little grape out of the crystal bowlers at
cascades over the edge facing the front.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Obviously, I want the butter dish with the awning and flowers.
What is it?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
What's an awning?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I think it has a little roof on it, like
maybe the fabric hanging down and flowers.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Like one of those. Oh, wouldn't it be good to
go to lux of flex and get the little button
and the little awning comes out? It was mentalist? That sounds.
It sounds very appealing.

Speaker 16 (09:25):
It does.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
It's better than just a plastic bag full of lettuce
fridge going.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Are you do you put all the stuff the produce?
Do you leave them in the bags?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
It depends, but generally, yeah, what are you supposed to do?

Speaker 8 (09:39):
I used to, but I take it all out. Yeah,
I take it out and put in the crisper. I
don't leave them in the plastic bag. But like unless
I forget, like spinach in a bag, you know, just
empty that the.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I mean the bag you peel off, you know. Yeah,
do you fill up with the filling?

Speaker 7 (09:57):
No, I don't even get those bags. I just put
the f strode in the basket.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Yeah, okay, I see. Yeah, so you have to individually
put all the oranges on the conveyor belt.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
At the end, looking after the environment, you know, right,
But that plastic has already been made. Well, there'll be
less spig made if I don't pick it up.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I'll take twice as much. I always thought, Oh, I
better just take one of these. I'll fill this right up.
I'll get three bags from now. Hey, I did also
notice I've been telling you this for a long time.
People laughed. You hear it all over the place when
we say oh, our phone must be listening to us
because we were just talking about buying a new suit
and now we're being served all this.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
No way, it's not listening to us.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, now it's it's actually true. It's been proven, and
it's been proven because someone has leaked pitch deck from
We're going out to clients with this, one of Facebook's
marketing partners, and on the bottom of it all it
explains that it does actually listen. It has active listening service.

(11:02):
Advertisers can target direct certain people these things. They may
or may not work. Every time it ad pops up,
I clear it immediately. I don't even read it. I'm
certainly okay, oh maybe our bar suit. So Google, Amazon,
and Facebook are all active listening devices, so they are
all listening. Like Google shouldn't be listening. Google should only

(11:26):
be activated when we want to know something.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
So are they listening to conversations or are they listening
to everything?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Key words they just they listen and keywords are flagged holidays,
you know, summer, and then they start serving you up oh,
trips to Fiji. It's I feel it's very intrusive. We've
all suspected it, but it's now actually.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Fair Facebook because it has denied it for years. But
it's it's so obvious that they do it. And Jackie,
you think with your phone when you're saying like hey,
Siri or whatever, it needs to listen to you.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, that's what it's that. That's how they get around
the law. That's what they're listening for. But they're also
selling ads through it.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
That's how they get around it, but around recording it.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Right, what what you think like the FBI is sitting
out the front of the van listen to Mama touching herself.
I don't think so. It maybe happened an episode of
Laura and Order the other day and the guy nearly
got away with killing his wife, but his smart TV
recorded him killing her in the laundry.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Why did the TV record it?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Because that's the function. It's good, it's sa camera. They
have cameras. Smart TV's have cameras, not not Sometimes every
smart TV has a camera looking at you that that
has that's a function of all smart TVs and laptops
and end phones. There's cameras and listening here.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
But I didn't think they were rolling on it.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
But when I talked to my friends at every CAFO
they go, oh, I've got something to tell you, and
then everyone gathers everyone's phones and puts them over at
another table so we don't get serviced any ads for
se we got enough suits. Sometimes they put a jumper
on top of it and I think you they're really
want to muffle out the listing devices. Another weird thing

(13:12):
I noticed an Australian company is in the shit for
advertising fake jobs to fill up their office with fake employees. Well,
they bought an important VIP client through I believe this
is our opposition station over at and over.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I think because they've just fired so many people, they've
just cleared them out with a big brain, have they. Yeah,
a lot of the news people have all been people
have been in Melbourne and Sydney News, Adelaide News for
eighteen years. The voice, you know, it's like e Brooklyn
being made redundant.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, that's really sad.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Now redundant, it's sad. I don't I don't mind when
the off air people get fired because no one cares,
but the on air people like listening to a news
reader Like that's what got me into radio in the
first place. In Brisbane. Yeah, and you'll know, I called
There was a guy called mister T not the black
guy Jackie on the A team, just a news guy

(14:06):
and he had the most beautiful delivery of news. I
was only fifteen listening to this guy. He's dad now,
but but he's great, So I don't like that. But anyway,
so this mob. This is the job they advertise. I'm
joking that it's an over Yeah, but that's just a
piss take. The job description reads seeking individuals to temporarily

(14:29):
act as offer staff during important VIP client visit. Your
role will involve sitting at a desk, appearing to work,
and joining the team to welcome and clap when the
VIPs arrive. No speaking or interaction is required. Simply maintain
a professional and friendly demeanor while maintaining the appearance of
being a worker.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
A great job.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
We get that job.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
It's only a two day contract.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I want to they actually get those people from those
well they.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Advertised people come air tasker types, come and sit there.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Oh yeah, I need a new task.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You think that's almost fraud? Do you think that's fraud?

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Yes, Falsifying depends what the It depends who the VIP is.
To be honest, if it's an investor.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yes, that's.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Just somebody who well.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
We're doing with all that?

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah, but it could be like the Prime Minister
could be visiting and they want to have a full
looking office, you know. Oh well, and I reckon that
would go on.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
And maybe it is over it and over and they're
bringing in some sort of VIP client to steal and
they're trying to make out how wonderful. Yes, so some
days around here you walk, it looks like we've gone broke. Yeah,
there's hundreds of empty desks. Yeah, people were beautiful. Yeah
I don't like I thought you the work from home
thing was over?

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Yeah I did too, actually, but oh do you know
what it might be? It's salespeople out in the road.
That'd be what it is.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
But sales isn't on this level though. These are administration sales.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Are they downstairs?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, they're not here.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Wouldn't we got on our level?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
No one? Your text?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
But who else?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Programming? But that's what one person stay home?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
No, how many ranger there's a few in HR.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Why do we need so many?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's about six in there?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
How many complaints are happening?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Well, that's what I thought, Like, what what do HR do?
Nowadays it used to be one old mole. He knows
how to joint with everyone. And now all of a
sudden there's like six six personal work, right, so.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Six in there them and what else? Nothing else?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Marketings up here?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Marketing?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
How often is everyone touching each other up here that
we've got six in HR? Surely that's our lord too.
But do you know you're out on the prow there
on the floor.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
You're working the floor, big time ship.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
And he's not picky either this blade talk to anyone.
I often stopped and I often stop in the hole
and give him the look as to why why are
you bothering? You know? Have you ever been called up
to HR?

Speaker 11 (17:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
No, no, yeah, I'm sure I've got a quite a file.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I haven't heard anything yet though,
so fingers crossed.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, okay, do you check your email and stuff or
you just show up? No, I haven't got an email.
He's almost like he's one of he's one of these jobs.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
That we've ever today. Are you on here today at all?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
To involve sitting in a disk and appearing to work
enjoining the team to welcome any v IP ship that's you're.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
That is you, except I wouldn't do it for one
hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, maybe one hundred and fifty an hour if we're lucky.
Maybe anyone else got any years?

Speaker 10 (17:45):
I do a little bit.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
No, she's anyone else mons ship, don't don't even bother.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I don't you hate when someone says I do me me?
I don't worry. Oh no, no, then you're going to
pull it out of him.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
I had dinner with Ian Thorpe over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah, going, he's good.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
He said to say hello to you guys, and he's
going on a TV show, The Amazing Race I think
it is. And I said, I will come in and
do an interview.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
You've got no authority.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Well you know, I just putting it out there. But
he's a super nice guy, isn't he.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah, he's so lovely.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
He's always been a bit weird with me. I don't
know whether it was like now we know he's god.
I know whether he was like, you know, slapping the
monkey over me. I don't know if he found me intimidating,
but I know you. Jackie's always spoke very highly. I
like the guy, but I can tell that he's nervous
around me. I don't know why. Yeah, he's a bit glad.
He's no little punsy bloke. He's a strapping fella.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
He certainly is.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
He's not.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
He's not the most like crazy, outgoing type of guy.
He's just you know, I think, I.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Think I know what I thought. He is odd with me. Yeah,
remember when I was Jackie. You'll know this story, but
some people listening might not, so I'll fast forward to
the end. I'm sitting in Paris Hilton's bedroom on her bed, Okay,
sitting there with Paris chatting, and the cub door swings

(19:16):
open and out walks Thorpy and I go, oh, I
knew you're always in the closet. It was hilarious. And
he had a couple of model chicks with him and
stuff and his face because he hadn't mentioned it was
I was joking. We all thought he was into chicks.
And he's coming out with three or four supermodels and
out of the closet.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Can they'll do it anything?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
I think it was the walking closet and it was
Paris Hilton's. So it's looking at close, well, now we
know what we know.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's Thorpe and supermodels. As if they're not. I would
have thought, oh, they're probably doing rails in there, but
they were probably really looking to close because it's like
a shop in there, right, it's not like it's not
like your little clamped up little wardrobe and your flat. Yeah.
And because I did that joke and he wasn't out,
I think that I think that's why he's always been
a bit nervous.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Well maybe yeah, well, let's not speculate. Well, I mean
that was so long ago anyway.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
But that's before he was at the b I G.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Before was that scandal as that story I know part
of my brother text me yesterday and he's like, by
the way, he just loved Lockeye.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Doing the audible version of going to do more of that?
Oh yeah, yeah, it's back on today.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
And what weized, it's so spectacularly successful, he may actually
do the book.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
What we realized was as Lockie was reading a chapter
yesterday that Kyle had no clue what was in his book.
He never read it. He just told the story to Bruno.
Bruno wrote it, and then Cole never checked it. And
so when he's listening to this chapter, he's horrified it
how stupid it sounded.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
They weren't his words.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
He would never have approved this from twelve years ago.
And my brother wanted to know, did he really not
read his own book?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yes, Scott, I did not read it.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
He didn't, He didn't.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I don't know while I'm laying down sucking on a
giant scoob telling my life story to a dear friend
that he was going to flower it up, especially the
bit locky road where he made out I was romancing
and fondling the transsexual. Yeah, I smashed it, but I
wasn't romancing it. I wasn't. The arch of her back
was delightful, as I know.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
And you're saying the Asian transsexual probably had a bigger
penis than you.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
That is not your words.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Even if she did, he put that in there and
you had no idea this whole time.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, well you can learn from me, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I don't worry I have.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I know you're writing your own.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Well, I'm with the help of I actually am not
writing at all on my own. That was a mountain
to climb.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Be careful with the help, because you're right in there.
I waxed my perfect vagina. It'll turn into my deflated
looking football vagina was covered in haird.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
How many times have you read your own book now, Jackie.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
God, it's got to be like nine times cover to cover,
because every time you do new edits you then have
to go back to the beginning and read it again.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Well, I don't think you do.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
You're just I'm very foo.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
I want the flow.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
I want to see if it works with the Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Wanted that too. We don't always get what we want.
Let's start this shabby and we can talk forever. Cyril
and Dean Lewis. I love this song. I love both
these blokes. They're both Aussies, they're both unbelievable, they're both
world dominating success stories. Fall at your feet. We're playing
it now, Trading vers lady, if you want to play
thirteen one O six y five at kids, I'm really

(22:48):
close to know never Cyril Dean Lewis. This morning a kiss, lad.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
I want to start a side.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
What have we got today? The price is five hundred
dollars cash things to high pages. He traders get more
work on high pages. Yeah. Some of you guys, you're like, oh,
I'm up to me eyeballs with work. Some of you
struggling to find some high pages readster your business today?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Okay to Lisa is playing for the ladies. Hi de Lisa?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
A there?

Speaker 15 (23:21):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I like that? Now, Hi, Hi? Are you like Is
that like French de Lisa?

Speaker 11 (23:28):
No, my mom got it out of a book and
she just decided to name me that.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's actually pretty Lisa, I've heard.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
Yeah, so you're a stay at home mum with the
side husele. What's the side hustle?

Speaker 17 (23:42):
New skin, new skin?

Speaker 18 (23:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (23:46):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Where are you getting this new skin from?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
She gives it from the Okay, she's down the back
of a Jewish joint and as they're circumcising their kids,
she's collecking all the.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Skin, new skin for sale.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
She drives hold a Captiva and she's been married for
eight years. Her favorite sex position is missionary original.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, that's a that's a great don't knock the MISSI exactly.
I know, Jackie, you're having sex with the young, good
looking fellas missionaries out.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
No, definitely not.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Oh you like it? You like the mischa?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, it's a piste to get that. You get that phone?
Were you listening?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (24:30):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
We're talking about you censor phone. She's new on it
today I just wanted to make sure she got that.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
You once gave your husband a BJ on the dirt
road behind your parents.

Speaker 18 (24:45):
House before we were married.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I was about eighteen. Oh that's cute.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I married you, Poe.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Did you get that one too?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
You work today, Lisa, You've got to stop swearing because
they keep beeping you up.

Speaker 18 (25:08):
Yes, that's why he married me.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, one with a full picnic basket, her basket with.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Him all right, weighing in in seventy five kilos. It's
on these in the league, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh, there's a Middle Eastern activity there. Yeah, Jackie that
you can't do it. You're you're you're doing it like
a white check. You can't do it. Where's our Syrian? Syrian?
You show Jackie hoard's done? Oh god, what a waste?

(25:52):
What a waste?

Speaker 10 (25:53):
What a talent?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Or a waste of air time? Which one?

Speaker 15 (25:57):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I love? I love hearing it. It all freaks me out,
like car alarms all going off at Westfield at the
same time. Who's playing for the trades? Young aiden? Hello? Mate?
How are you hello?

Speaker 17 (26:09):
How are you going very well?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
He is at greens keeper. What are you talking? Lawn bowls? Golf? Clubs.
What type of greenskeeper golf course?

Speaker 20 (26:19):
Mate, They've got to get those stripes, those beautiful stripes
and the green Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I know all about greenkeeping. My brother was he did
the greenkeeping thing at golf club's and also lawn bowls.
But it's a different it's a different style that the
lawn bowls join apparently.

Speaker 20 (26:34):
Yeah, yeah, I've done that too, It is it is
different grass.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
All he used to do was talk about grass and dirt,
and I was like, so bored. Yeah, he drives and
Zuzu d Max so a serious greens keeper. Single, but
I sort of hanging out with someone you like them?
Or is it just to pass the time?

Speaker 20 (26:53):
Ah, you know, I just don't anthing serious, just enjoying life,
hanging out.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Did you were you married or were you when did
you separate?

Speaker 20 (27:04):
Five years ago?

Speaker 9 (27:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, so you just don't want anything serious.

Speaker 20 (27:08):
I don't want anything serious.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
That's right.

Speaker 20 (27:09):
I've been there and.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Traumatic, isn't it splitting up? Some people have not that
I've ever met anyone that's split up, and it's been
easy peasy. It's always mad.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
My dad said to me last night.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
I was on the phone to him and he said, Darling,
You'll never find anyone now that doesn't want you for
your money.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I said to him.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
The truth. He said, don't mean you're not worth more.
It doesn't mean you're not worth it.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I said, what about me?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Just me?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Dad?

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Aren't I enough for someone? Ask him, no, I wasn't.
He said, I wasn't. He said, men in their forties.
And this is why I bring this up eight, because
you're in your forties, is there men in their forties
don't care about finding long term relationships anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeahs pressing hey.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Down Jackie's beautiful cheek. That's it for me.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
That's it for me.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Maybe I should have kept the first or second husband. A. Yeah,
she is, especially because all the cash that comes with it.
He was attacked by a shark. I didn't when surfing
once seven his hand and his middle finger is still
on the flop. That must make romance hard.

Speaker 20 (28:25):
Well, yeah, someone off.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Oh you can't flip someone off.

Speaker 20 (28:31):
No, I can't slip someone off the lights with that hand.
So make things of it.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
The wrong hand, your right finger.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
It is right?

Speaker 20 (28:42):
Yeah, well, yeah, it was a few years back and
seven attendons in my hand just come up and grab
your Yeah. So I was out there surfing and paddled
through a big school of fish with a big dark patch,
and then having set was the shark and my hand

(29:04):
was in the way.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Oh Jesus, Yeah, I look at them by the way,
and I'm sitting here watching Jackie and you really knocked
the mergo out of her by saying that, yeah, with her.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Father between you and yeah, great catch excited, but.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
You wouldn't be able to catch it, like like catching
a cricket ball where it just falls in it and
weighing at eighty two kilos playing for the trades with
a bringing in a handicap on it's floppy finger.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Okay, Lisa, it goes first.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Did you realize the intro of this game takes longer
than the extual?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yes, it always does.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay, Lisa, here we get you back and there you're
behaving yourself.

Speaker 11 (29:54):
I'm back, Yeah, no swearing, clean up?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yep, good girl.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Where are you right now? You're at home?

Speaker 10 (30:00):
Now?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Then Num and William's landing, My kids are sleeping, my
husband's snoring, and I'm up.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Listening to kiss Okay, well, here we go. Here's question
number one. Good luck honey. In construction, why why would
you need a S.

Speaker 11 (30:18):
Can you even get the question right?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Wow, that's something I'll never forget her schooling me. Okay,
here we go. Sorry, in construction, why would you need
an s w MS it's called SWIMS document. Why would
you need that in construction w MS SWIMS compliance? Well,

(30:45):
I suppose that is right, because it is for safety.
It must be prepared before any high risk construction work.
That it be all part of O, H and S
i'd imagine, Is that right? Guys? Yeah, Well I don't
deal with the lower end and stuff like that. Is
that your that you're feeling?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Whose field?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Any of the producers that maybe gave us the question safety?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Which would be okay? So that's a point. Well done
to Lisa one point.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Who wrote the question. Whoever wrote the questions be ready
for follow up questions from us. Thank you. So that's right.
Number two. What is Riley Reid known for?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (31:25):
Sorry, yes, yes, it's a men's question.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Now that builder a building a builder? Red?

Speaker 21 (31:36):
Is?

Speaker 15 (31:38):
I know?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I know I listened to the who's the singer?

Speaker 10 (31:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
No again now with the language. Sorry, she's a porn
star the most searched Well yeah, porn the search person
on porn hub. Do you know the other do you

(32:04):
go on porn hub? Delisa? Now there is the swearing again.
Now you've got to be pretend I'm important, like you're
Grandma's place or church. No swearing.

Speaker 11 (32:19):
Okay, okay, good.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Question three? How many fielders are there on a cricket team?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Can them up? Close your eyes? Count up? Picture it.

Speaker 11 (32:35):
My husband plays cricket.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
He would know this well, quick, quick, quick to say something.

Speaker 22 (32:41):
No.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Nine, that's all right. You got one point.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
You did one which no one expected you to get.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Are you ready, Aiden, I'm ready? Okay. Where on the
face are the naso labial folds.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
On the well?

Speaker 15 (33:01):
Like?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Where on?

Speaker 23 (33:02):
Like?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Tell me the you know what I mean? Is it
on top of the nose where we're talking?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (33:14):
Correct, Well, it's the faults that start below the nose
and go down to the mouth, the naser.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeah, let's put Delisa on. Delisa. He's already even with you,
so he just needs one more to win.

Speaker 11 (33:29):
All right, I'm kicking myself.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, all right, don't worry.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Which Australian influencer owns the active wear label Saski Saski Collection?

Speaker 24 (33:41):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Just name an influencer that owns something. Did you give
it a go anywhere? Thousands of it?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Tammy hembrawright, is that a big label?

Speaker 15 (34:04):
That?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
What is it like? Active wear?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Active wear?

Speaker 15 (34:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Do you wear that? I don't.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I haven't worn that. No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Because you're you'll only wear p Edwards stuff.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Well, it's not that I'm exclusive only to PE nation,
but yeah, I do wear a lot of I love you.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
It does appear like you know how bo Ryan comes
in always and edited ass because he's sponsored by.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Well I'm not sponsored, no, but I love Pe.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Do you pay for the clothes I have paid?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I have.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
That's but there are things I have. There are things
I have gotten through Pip, Yes, for sure, for free? Well,
you know whatever?

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Her next question here we go for the best fake
tan results.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
How long should you wait to apply the tan after shaving?
So you shave your legs? And then how long should
I wait before that turn?

Speaker 20 (35:05):
Twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Twenty four hours? Jack? Is that right?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
That is Corret dating you.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
A boy? Dosh? Yeah, the boy? Well well done. You
wont five hundred dollars cash things to high Pages Trade's
get more work with high pages reads to your business.
If you're not already on there? Do it today? Nice
work broilsa never mind a Lisa.

Speaker 24 (35:39):
Boy?

Speaker 15 (35:40):
Yeah, the boy.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Boy dak doors shit.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
What was that?

Speaker 15 (35:52):
Was the.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Just disten in turned Pete in the celebrationyself? The is
that home mill? Absolutely, we might ring Pete just to check.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Because watch you'll bug it on.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
We check where the pize. We we've sent private investigators
that before. What people don't realize is we have access
to a great team of private investigators. Anyone that crosses
us will be uh will be devoured. Everyone's got devoured?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Sounds good, though not your way of devouring. Devour is
such a lovely world?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
More like a pack man bold bold yeah, more threatening.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
So Pete's told us he feels like he's been hit
by a bus. How do you sound exactly?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
He'll be like, oh, he's got the flu.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, he's not answering at the moment.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I'll keep trying.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
He's not even answering, all right.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
He's moved in with new housemates. What topic gunds did
he move in with the Korean?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I think he doesn't want to be Australian. I think
he just doesn't contrtory and he is done with anything
white and Aussie.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Maybe he's a gay man who identifies as an Asian man.
Who are we to say?

Speaker 21 (37:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Who are we? You'll be able to marry a camel next,
that's the next thing that'll be well, sorry, you won't
be able to have sex with it, mind you, but
you'll be able to marry it.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
You can marry a bridge, or a car or a tree, if.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
You want to look into that.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
The rest of us, it's called objective filia. Yeah, it's
when you fall in love with an object.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
And you know about all this well, because I ad
an objective. You fall in love with the draw I time.
This is my love drawer. Everything in it. I'm married.
Look everything in this draw I love. Don't put it.
Mummy's a special.

Speaker 17 (37:50):
Draw there now, Hi, I thought I'll just hit my truck.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
But so what does that mean? Honey? What's what are
your symptoms? Is this a real sickness or are you
going to are you going to hit that doctor down
the quest again?

Speaker 15 (38:09):
No?

Speaker 25 (38:10):
No, no, no, no, that's that's fine. That that that
didn't help any situation. That's probably what.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 25 (38:15):
No, I just I'm just hot, I'm sweaty. I didn't
go to bed at all. I am just my whole
just honestly just feel like absolute ship, Like what is it?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
What is it.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Blue coming on? Or is it something else?

Speaker 25 (38:31):
I think I think so, and I think that's more
just like no sleep whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
So but why are you sleeping?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, what do you mean you've been parting?

Speaker 25 (38:41):
No, honestly, I thought I was had a good day yesterday,
did the gym, I did bits and pieces, and then
I just throughout the night just philly felt shit and
and jitter. And then I tried to sleep and I
couldn't and then I went to sleep for about it now,
and then I woke up.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
And because he goes on and on and on and
on until you regret asking.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
I actually think you guys can be a bit pussy
like you know, I really do. You guys are just
like it sounds like you just there's nothing wrong. You
went vomiting or anything.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
You just had a lack of sleep.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, I would, I've got like literally a mind gride
like that's added, that was added? No, uh oh, now
what a piece? Just get a hang, you know what,

(39:31):
You're a piece of ship when in doubt, throw a
few extra sicknesses in there and then you talk what
was that? Come on? He would have been better off
not ant, but he.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Can't help himself because it's an audious.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
It's so torn.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
It would have been driving him inside.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
First calls. You want to about anything, anything going on
that you you got your eye on thirteen one o
six five. We'll take him next to kids.

Speaker 26 (40:07):
Jackie Ole, Jackie out and Jackie o ow and Jackie
quick little whip around the Eastern seaboard.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Sydney sunny seventeen today, Melbourne partly cloudy seventeen. Brisbane that's
where the sun's at, sunny all day twenty four. We'll
go on to the phones now, Isabelle, good morning. How
are you? Hey?

Speaker 16 (40:28):
Guys, I'm good.

Speaker 18 (40:28):
How are you very well?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
What can we do for you?

Speaker 18 (40:31):
So I just want to say I did win the
birthday we always used a few weeks ago to two
weeks ago and it was actually a trip to Vegas.
So I'm actually starting to pack. Just wanted to see,
just ask what you think what I should actually pack?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
They gets hot, you.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Know fine, and it's actually I saw on the weather
this morning on the TV one hundred and five degrees.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, you've got to figure that out. You've got to
do the cell sift in five super hot.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
But then you've got to remember, like you're really not
outside a lot with Vegas.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
It depends where you are, if you're a casino hopper,
if you're in a pool party type of train.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Well, yeah, by the yeah, Paul, I was so excited
about that.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
That sounds a little girl's gone wild just.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Lying by the pool. You know that sounds fine?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Line by the I thought you meant like with the
yard glass in the you need several swimmers, you need
an outfit for the iHeart Music Festival. That we're all an.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Outfit to go out to the clubs because the clubs
are great and yeah, casual stuff during the day.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Who you're bringing Isabelle?

Speaker 20 (41:46):
Did you bring my partner?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
My boys?

Speaker 18 (41:49):
Yeah, it's gonna be so fun and I'm so excited.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
The iHeart Festival over there is just crazy with the lineup.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
It's so so good on the seems amazing.

Speaker 18 (42:02):
I've never actually been to a music festival and I've
always wanted to. And it's funny because the first music
festival it's like one of the world's best festivals.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
It is is Brooklyn the Weekend, Chris Martin from Coldplay,
Gwen Stefani or Lipa.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Oh wow, a new song out too. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (42:23):
I think I just want to say thank you, thank
you guys again so much for the birthday president. Best
president ever and no one could beat that.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Keith Urban's on today. Keith is going to be performing
there as well. Yeah, it's like, we'll see you there
Isabelle so hi here.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Swimmers like just clam clammy sort of, you.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Know, sparkly, you know that, sort of had fun with that.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
By the way, if you're bringing your hair tongs or
your ghds, don't they don't heat up properly in the
American outlet, even if you have the transfer.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
You know that it does does reduce the heat a little,
but enough to work, but not as good as what
it would be back home.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
But that's thank you.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah. Or you just buy a new pair of hair
straighteners over there flush it will see you in Vegas, baby,
all right?

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Kay through hiy hi.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
There, hi jacket, very well, thank you. What can we
do for you?

Speaker 27 (43:26):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (43:26):
I just had a question for you.

Speaker 11 (43:27):
I just wanted to know what did you guys do
once you made your first million, and how you deal
with the stress.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
How did we deal with the stress of it?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
The stress all faded away when they gave us that check.
It was amazing, the weight lifted off. I cleared a
shiploaded tax dead to be honest, and bought a Rolls
Royce Phantom, just what a black wrapper would do, except
they wouldn't usually clear the text.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
What is that clear? Sorry? Did you clear the debt
by buying the phantom? Or did you clear the deck?
And then.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
You need to get to it t P?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Which one was it?

Speaker 22 (43:58):
Like?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
You did? Cleared? I bought the and with the remain
a clear tax det.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Because you know, did you have a big taxt?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Why?

Speaker 15 (44:07):
You know?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Just you don't have to pay tax for two years?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, oh, I see, I just went out.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
It was fun for the last two years.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Now you've got to pay a huge sum.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I just advanced.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I just borrowed more money Casey and bought a place.

Speaker 20 (44:26):
Stressful making your first million and then having everyone around
you like telling you you're crazy.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
Or well, actually it's funny because when I when we
did start making some money, I remember being out to
dinner with Kyle and his best mate Ryan and they
sit they sat there at dinner and berated me for
being so stupid to invest in property.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
And you're nowhere for doing that. You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
And it turned out the date investment in that property,
you end up losing it to the husband anyway.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
So well not really like I don't look at it
like that.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I know you've always class how full. That's why everyone
loves you. You're not a MOPy, miserable, dealing in reality
type of.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
It's all good. Hey Steve, what's going on?

Speaker 23 (45:12):
Hey guys, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
What's happening?

Speaker 28 (45:15):
That's good?

Speaker 23 (45:16):
But I just wanted to comment on Aiden from twenty
first Lady And he said, he said, you, jack he
goes no one in their forties want to want to
really settle down.

Speaker 17 (45:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (45:28):
I'm a my mid forties and I've settled down again
after a long marriage. And you know, you've given it
an you've given it another and it did work out. Yeah,
it's perfect. But this time, like I went seventy seventeen
years younger than me.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Hey, well that's always.

Speaker 23 (45:49):
So maybe Jackie, you've got to go for a old guy.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Oh how old do I have to go? Seventies?

Speaker 15 (45:56):
You? What is that?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
What are you forty nine? Oh shitnin sixty nine?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Oh my god, I want to be with a sixty
nine year old?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
That's too old?

Speaker 29 (46:08):
Maybe what you have to do, I'll pass, Thanks Steve,
it's a been too much I would yeah, I hear, well, thanks.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Was that supposed to brighten my day?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I don't know. Well, it give me, It gave you
an option. You gotta look at it like that. Maybe
you're not glass halfful. Why can't you date sixteen years younger?
Does it have to be man older? It doesn't have
to be.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
No, no, it definitely doesn't have to be.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
No, just you know, being with a bloke sixteen years younger?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah, yep, yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
How was that?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Good? I mean it put you through your paces? Were
you out of breath?

Speaker 15 (46:45):
No?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
No, no, it's not no, actually not really?

Speaker 14 (46:48):
Is that?

Speaker 15 (46:48):
What?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Are you into? The energy drinks all of a sudden,
like to keep up that you know that afternoon walk
and you know what?

Speaker 8 (46:54):
No, no, I replace alcohol with the energy drinks. That's
why it kind of I save it. I say, my
Red Bull for nights out gives me a little bit
of a you know burst, Wow, jeez, I'm hardcore.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You and I we celebrate very differently.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
We do.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I save certain things for nights out too, but a
bit more of a slapped in an energy.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Your mind's a bit light on.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Hey, if you're celebrating your birthday today, give us a call.
Charlie Sheen is celebrating his birthday.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Remember when Remember when Charlie rang us up during when
he had the breakdown. He was going out of his mind.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, it was peak.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Remember the tiger blood and we all know what's tiger blood.
We found out that was Aids.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
That was his blood running through his veins.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, the v blood.

Speaker 30 (47:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
So he's just one of many.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
If you're celebrating today, call us on thirteen and one
six five.

Speaker 15 (47:47):
We all.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Birthday is for today, which is September the third. Happy birthday.
If you're celebrating, phones are full of people all over
the country. Happy birthday to all of you. A few celebrities.
Charlie I said, fifty nine years old red Foo, remember
Red Foo forty nine And I'll just remind.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
You of your White House Luck days because this was
your song at the time.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
I'll tell you how stupid we were. This is when
me and MiG Fadden were hanging out. Yeah, and I'd
pull up in that Rolls Royce at the traffic light. Yeah.
And god, this is feels really lame, telling at the
time it felt great. Yeah, and the red light would stop.
We'd both jump out of the car in the tracksuits
and Crankett started shuffling. We're doing this out on the road.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
We must have looked like such hilarious. I would love
to see that in traffic.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
But the Rolls Royce the sound system is the most unbelievable.
It is like a nightclub and it cranks so loud
and so basy. As soon as you open the doors.
Every one of the traffic lights can hear it.

Speaker 8 (48:57):
Wait, so when you got out, did you come and
meet him around the other side and do it together
or did you do it on the track We're not gay.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
We both did it, and that we both get out
and we do it on each side and just do
the shuffle and then get back in. And even if
the light was green, we'd wait for the shuffle. Yeah.
People would be laughing and beeping. Few people abusing you bloody.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
Nowadays. Nowadays you'd be stabbed.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
For doing that holding up traffic. You wouldn't do it
now Come on.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
I would just love to see that in traffic to
make my day.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
But if everyone started doing it, get along in the
two Yeah, green arrows, they don't last forever in anyone else?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Who else is?

Speaker 15 (49:34):
So?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
What's the name? Kaya Gerber? You know that's Cindy Crawford's daughter.
She's so the exactly like her mother.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Yeah better, yeah, even better. Hey, all right, Matthew, you're
celebrating your birthday and you know what, it's the Big five? Oh,
how does it feel?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
How you doing? Feeling unreal? Feeling really good? Ready to party?

Speaker 23 (49:56):
Said?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
You know, we want me family and friends? And where
are you going? What are you doing? You're going to
or at your joint?

Speaker 24 (50:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (50:03):
And I having a party at Nerellan Hotel where you
had the.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
The bull thing.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
You have a week hotel?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Yeah, the cashardebrate with family.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Well do you want your star sign? Your virgo horror.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Safty old is desperate to hear their daily star signs. Jack.

Speaker 8 (50:24):
See if this makes sense to you, Matthew and any
virgo out there listening. You guys have a strong urge
to seek adventure right now. Maybe you want to take
a spontaneous trip to an exotic place or try something
outrageous like skydiving too hot. So yeah, maybe it's because
you're bored with your current life and you want to
make changes, So do what they say. Now does that
apply Matthew in any way? Is there something crazy you

(50:45):
want to do at the moment?

Speaker 23 (50:46):
It sounds great to vegas.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Yeah, but there's nothing like in your head you've been
thinking about.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
No, not really.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Okay, another one.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
One day, one of these star signs will resonate with someone,
and that's all the proof we need to continue.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Okay, let's been your birthday?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Well, what happened to black skate?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
What happened to the hood scopes?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Whoever whoever was doing it must be seen number number two?
What's that one?

Speaker 15 (51:14):
You have?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
One?

Speaker 8 (51:14):
A Mexican Feasted Australia. Is the Happy Mexican in Melbourne
or Sydney. It is now open at the Lansdowne, Sydney.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Joy. Here we go, Happy birthday, very much, fifty years old.
It's to be celebrated. It's to be Cellar.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I love it, don't go anywhere. We got the song, Yeah,
we got the songs. We got the carryover song, Matthew.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
It's samm from sand Smith must have been a moment
of weakness.

Speaker 17 (51:47):
I like that song.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
It is a good song. Brooklyn just keeps trumping us
every day.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
Yeah, look, I've given you guys. I go today because
I thought I'll take a little bit of a risk,
because she never gets picked whenever he's pretty. No, No,
I'm Taylor Swift. I knew you were trouble. Matt Wow,
right up, Matt Sally, I'm sure.

Speaker 15 (52:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Matthew's stuck between a rock and a hard place? Is
it Taylor Swift or Sam Smith and Kim Petrick? Oh
I have to go. Oh, there you go. There is
a god, there is a guy. Hallelujah. Here's Unholy Sam Smith.
Happy birthday, Matthew. He's fifty you Keith urban On in

(52:34):
half an hour singing live Unholy Sam Smith, Kim Petris
this morning. That's the power pick you're here of the
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little bit still Windy's seventeen Melbourne and Brismond, that's where
the son's at twenty four degrees today. Jackie's got to
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Speaker 8 (52:58):
Yeah, well, we remember watching the David Beck documentary on
Netflix and that infamous moment, probably the most famous moment
of the series.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, that doco was that.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
He watched it.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
Oh well, you would even know about this because you
didn't even need to watch it.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
To see that what she used to drive to school? Yes,
and how.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
Standing kind of behind some door or curtain and peers
his head through when she talks about being working class
and he's like, no, no, tell the truth, tell the truth.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
You drove it Rolls Royce kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
Anyway, David was doing an interview on The Hot Ones
and he said that that moment actually infuriated the director,
Fisher Stevens. Fisher Stevens wanted to make sure that when
Victoria was doing her interview bits to camera about David,
that he was nowhere in the house because he wanted
her to just be completely comfortable and honest.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
But it's a good thing David was there because.

Speaker 31 (53:52):
I understand that Fisher Stevens tried everything.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
In his power to keep you guys say he was
angry during the end.

Speaker 32 (53:57):
He was angry with me, you know, Fisher, I love
he apparently wanted me out the house. And this that
particular day was Victoria's first day of filming. When she
was sat there, the door was closed, and then I
was about to leave for the office, but I had
made a coffee and then I saw a spare set
of headphones, so I put the headphones on, and I

(54:20):
heard Fisher talking about, you know, the whole you know,
her parents and our upbringing, and then all of a sudden,
I heard her say, you know, we're we're working class.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
And at that moment, I was like, Okay.

Speaker 32 (54:33):
I headed to the door. I opened the door, and
I was like, so that's really I was like, be honest.
The camera guys were so amazing because they literally came
over to me at the door, and that was really
a moment that yeah, kind of kind of went viral.
But Fisher was not happy. Fisher was really not happy,
well ok with.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
It in the end because he included it.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
That's right, regardless of the best plans, the best part
of the entire.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
Totally was didn't like yeah, because it was the most
natural part of it. You know, it was real, and
that's what we loved about it. So funny, So Mike talking.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
About how long has that thing been on? You've been
talking about.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
It every week six months at least.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, you're still fascinated with data.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
It's just the things we have to make me dress
up as him, with the stupid hairband and everything.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I think every guy I've ever had in my life
I have tried to encourage them to wear a hairband
or the little half up, half down ponytail.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I gave it a red hot girl for about six
months and she'd come to Wordbrooke and you get where's
the hairband? And I'd be like, oh, she has no, No,
you need to. It looks good with that guy from
North Queensland getting around Sydney in a Sean John tracksuit
and a hairband. Yeah, King's Cross I was. I was
verily sucked into your world there, Brooklyn.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Yeah, you always welcome you.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
So Mike Tison was talking to a logan Paul on
his podcast and the subject came up about this. You know,
I was telling you last week about how on Love
Island UK. There's a big story from previous contestants that
met on there. They ended up having a baby together
and they were just about to get married and then
he went away on a boy's trip and cheated on her.

(56:15):
And her name's Molly May and his name is Tommy Fury.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Is she really beautiful?

Speaker 8 (56:19):
Yeah, she's like a gorgeous blonde, you know, girl next
door type, and she's very loved.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
And so how did we know that he did the
wrong thing?

Speaker 8 (56:28):
Oh, it's because no one's denied it. And she's, you know,
the girl that he slept with. Came out and it's
just like, yeah, it is, It's happened, you know, and
they've split up and it's been such a big story everywhere.
And I don't know why, but Logan Paul obviously wanted
to talk to Mike Tyson about it just because the
reason why is because the guy Tommy Fury, his brother

(56:51):
is Tyson Fury, so a boxing champ, and that's kind
of the tie in there anyway. So when they asked
Mike what he thought of the breakup, Mike thought Tyson
had turned to drugs. He got the whole story confused
because of the word Molly.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
What it is think about the Fury Molly May break up.

Speaker 27 (57:11):
One knows the pain of the heavyweight champion when he's alone.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Got it?

Speaker 27 (57:16):
You know, we seem we know, I saw tom and
ourselves tell me something.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
You're got to go where it was, Let's go it's well,
it's actually it's actually his brother, his little brother, Tommy,
Tommy doing he broke up with Marley. Well, no, I
think we were talking about.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Anyway.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
Then maybe Mike's actually been on the molly a little
too much himself because he's blaming the dinosaurs.

Speaker 27 (57:46):
Listen, you mean getting high for two hundred million years,
wasn't that dinosaurs?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Or they were? That was dinosaurs? So you think dinosaurs
were doing math?

Speaker 27 (57:52):
I think dinsau was invented all the drugs.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
No, Kevin Durant told me last night he doesn't believe
that dinosaurs ever existing.

Speaker 10 (58:00):
That's crazy.

Speaker 17 (58:01):
I have dinosaur bones.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
If there's proof of just one dinosaur bone, that's proof
of dinosaurs in general.

Speaker 27 (58:07):
You tell me the dinosaur their bones, You scraped their
bones off, smoke their bones and sniff their bone. You're
not the effect.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
You have bones and Jake, let's smoke dinods down. Smoke yeah,
the dinosaur bones or scrape and sniff it.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Yeah, he reckons you get high.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
He might be right because remember a couple of months ago,
I said there was this epidemic in Southern America somewhere
where they were digging up bodies and crushing up the
bones and snorting and everyone was getting wasted off the
dead bone body like like snorting it like coke.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Sorry, what is in the bones that's making people hard?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I know, did you deep dive into the bone snorting?
You would have you the you're the drug expert.

Speaker 12 (58:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that that drug was called cush
and they reckon that the sulfur in the bones is
what causes a high.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
What kind of high does sulfur cause?

Speaker 12 (59:05):
Jeez, I've got to say that's probably one of the
rare drugs. I haven't done sulfur.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Yeah, it sounds methy though, doesn't it. It sounds like
that suns like salt to me.

Speaker 12 (59:14):
I saw the videos of them like all kind of
like zombie like after.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
So it's affecting the brain. I don't know. Why does
anyone want to take Like I understand where people take drugs.
You know, yes, we all know it's bad, blah blah blah.
But the party drugs I get sniffing crashed up human bones.
So you just stand parallizz Yeah, where's the where's the desire?
To do that.

Speaker 12 (59:39):
It does sound your friends if you turn up to
the party with a bag of crushed up but everyone's like,
oh yeah, this is going to be a good night.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
That kind of convenient though, when you watch them they're
standing up and they're having a nap.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
It's convenient, isn't it.

Speaker 12 (59:53):
Like, you know, I'm so jealous when I see them
zombie like they look so relaxed, They're like the Shelley.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
But there's just yeah, it's so good. I'm like, wow,
if you're like killing time, youve got thirty minutes people have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
They're killing their brains. It's some sort of poison, really,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Guys.

Speaker 19 (01:00:10):
I've been trying to look up if you can snort
human remains, which is a weird Google search, but they
say that people often get cremated and ask their friends
and family to snort them out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Oh I should have snorted my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Oh yeah, your dad soon, So you know that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I went to Cans the other week and I made
a joke on their radio sharp in Cans about the
helicopter hitting the thing, and they all freaked out and
they were like, oh, soon over there, helicopter crashes out.
Your father's death is out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Yeah, that was even after that, right, and actually.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Snorting someone's ashes is going to do anything?

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
No, you'd have to do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah, anyway they mix it with cocaine. Oh, thank you,
thank god. We got one of the young ones here
that tells us all is what the kids are up to?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
What's the latest?

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Okay, guys coming up shortly, Keith Urban will be in
studio doing songbook and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Then we own song too. He's got to go home
with you, that's his.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
And also next we're doing pop quiz. So if you
want to play thirteen one, O, six.

Speaker 15 (01:01:14):
Fives, Kyle Jaggio, Kyle and Jackieo's ten dozand dollars pup quiz.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Pop Quiz Jackie's the Big one ten thousand dollars, and
don't forget to join Manu and Colin Fastenage for the
all new season of MKR starts Monday seven point thirty
on your TV channel seven and seven plus.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Who's playing Emily's playing? Hi hoey, Good morning, excellent, very good.

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
Okay, So we're going to give you one hundred bucks
for every question to get right. Ten grand if a
jackpots and you get all ten right sixty seconds on
the clock, so good luck, here we go and thank
you all right? Which country hosts the Venice Film Festival. Yeah,
was the first season of Stranger Things, released in two
thousand and six or twenty sixteen.

Speaker 18 (01:02:05):
Twenty sixteen complete.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
The name of this twenty twenty three film. Killers of
the Flower.

Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
Nineteen twenty one, twenty five and thirty are all albums
by which singer It's Chewan No Pauli, Dee Jaywow and
Snookie are all cast members of Which US reality show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Snooky of Puck. Who's taller? Brad Pitt, Leonardo.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
DiCaprio, Abra Pitt no Leo, which was in Billionaire is
nicknamed the Lambeau Guy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Pass.

Speaker 8 (01:02:44):
Which famous sporting sisters feature in the movie King Richard.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Sporty, Yes, yeah, Rena Yeah. How many members were there
in the Spice Girls?

Speaker 18 (01:02:58):
Five?

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Yeah, you just got a few more in there the
other one I remember now there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
So Leonardo DiCaprio is six foot This will surprise everyone.
Brad Pitt five foot eleven, not short but not tall.
That's almost the perfect type, right, Not for me, I'm
six foot one, but yeah, good height. What do you like?
Brad Pitt's out for you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Jackie you said, no, five eleven's not out. No way,
that's still fine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
You said six foot is the limit?

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
No, I didn't. I think I said five ten was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I must have met someone recently and that's short.

Speaker 15 (01:03:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I can wear the platform sneakers. You know that kicks
up a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Yeah, exactly, that's all good none.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Emily enjoy five hundred dollars, thanks my love. Keith Urbans
arrived on site. He's got a backup singer ladies, got
his little giuitar. He's going to come and sing his
brand new song go Home with You, And then he's
going to sing the Kyle and Jackie Songbook And which
one of which one did you choose? The Ariana Grund? Yeah,
So stand by if you love Keith, he's on next.

(01:04:06):
You're a kiss Kayle and Jackie your song book. Sure,
Keith Urbans arrived, you can tell by the cheering outside.
He's got the new album High that's out the twentieth
of September. For all the info on his upcoming tour,

(01:04:26):
you can go to Keith Urban dot com. Tickets on
sale Friday, September third. Oh, Keith is here. Keith are
you rosing down? How are you take a seat. Yeah,
you've not been in the news studio. What do you think? Huh?

Speaker 28 (01:04:39):
It's amazing, isn't it incredible? Shelf at the studio or
at your house? Cot Hey mate, welcome, welcome, fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
I've been here for a couple of days.

Speaker 17 (01:04:49):
Oh yeah, day in a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I saw that you arrived home in for Father's Day.
But we were you were you were the kids with
you or what happened?

Speaker 28 (01:04:57):
I have one daughter with us, Yeah someday faith Actually yeah,
because they're out of school just for this long weekend.

Speaker 17 (01:05:03):
It's labor day over there, and.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
So do you wait? Wait wait wait, so for the weekend?

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
Are they you for the weekend?

Speaker 17 (01:05:11):
She goes back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
What jet setter is to be able to do that?

Speaker 28 (01:05:15):
I should have somebody a long time ago I said,
I go to pop down to Australia next week. And
they go, wait a minute, did you just say pop
down Australia? And they went, you know you travel a
lot when you use the phrase pop down.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Yeah, it's so true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Country and we do like I used to say when
I live in cans it's going to pop down to
town's for a few hours. That's a four hour drive
each way.

Speaker 17 (01:05:36):
Yep, it's a relative.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Oh my gosh. So how was father's day?

Speaker 17 (01:05:40):
By the way, how great is your microphone?

Speaker 15 (01:05:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Thanks?

Speaker 17 (01:05:43):
You must have complimented on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
It was nice before it was a tinge of yellow. Yeah,
what is all the yellow cigarette?

Speaker 15 (01:05:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
No, some parts have peeled off, so it's a sticky
tape on.

Speaker 17 (01:05:56):
You're still talking about the micropit of faith.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, my father's day was glorious, was it? I had
you do? He brought me a couple of things. I
don't know where he got a hold of these things
only being too like dad's ice cream shovel and then
a photo the ice cream well, only like a tea spoon.
I thought that ain't no shovels shovel I want a
freaking big shovel in the couple with all the photos

(01:06:20):
you would have been you would have had that over
the years of the pictures. And then a book that
I have to read, you know, spots Dad or some rubbish.
And then Rubbi rubbish. I think his mother actually bought that.
And then some sort of Louis Vuitton bag thing. What
did you get, tear?

Speaker 28 (01:06:38):
I brought you a Louis Vuitton bag? Then an ice cream,
shovel things that you said you wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
I didn't say I wanted. Do you still get anything?
Or do you just enjoy the you know, the love
of your dad? Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 17 (01:06:53):
I found it was hard to buy things from my dad.
Did you find it with you so hard?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Not hard?

Speaker 17 (01:06:57):
Now mine too. I'm just saying like that was I
never knew what to get now.

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
He's like, dads are the hardest to get present they
don't want, they don't want, spas they don't want.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Of course for some fowers, some might Yeah, do you
like a spa a massage? Are you a spa man?

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:07:15):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Well, I don't know a lot of guys don't. I'm
just not into it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Oily joined or like, what sort of problem?

Speaker 28 (01:07:23):
You know?

Speaker 17 (01:07:24):
It sounds like a massage place.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
I'm not going to go to it. Yeah, that may
not be your first port of call. But do you
enjoy that? You know where you get the steaming facials?
And I like it.

Speaker 28 (01:07:35):
I never knew it, but I'm always I'm always glad
I did it, but I always forget to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Doesn't your wife or your daughter's go and put those
weird you know, those Jason Masks. So you know you
put the white Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 17 (01:07:48):
Yeah yeah, I think dived into the manscaping.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Obviously it works better for you than me. So you're
very handsive, come out and seriously, I've never told you before.
I don't want you to think the wrong thing. I'm
not trying to not trying to.

Speaker 17 (01:08:00):
Make a move the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I don't want to. I don't want you to think
I'm making a move. But as far as blokes go,
you don't get better looking than that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
We love it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Jackman thinks he's very sexy.

Speaker 17 (01:08:11):
He's very sexy. He's very sexy. Wolverine.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, have you ever put have you ever put the
hands of steel on?

Speaker 21 (01:08:18):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
You know? He's got the clause?

Speaker 17 (01:08:20):
What do you mean put him on?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
How do doesn't have like a fake hand with Claus?

Speaker 17 (01:08:23):
Wouldn't get them, wouldn't around with it and get brown?

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Would No one brings around like gimmicky things in your industry,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
The chariot.

Speaker 17 (01:08:35):
Wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
As a matter of fact, Russell probably would be someone
that he had that chariot at his house for.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
A while, although he did.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
He has so much from every set he's been on.
He takes quite a lot. And then what he did
was he did an auction through Sotherby's and a book
came out of all of the memorabilia from every movie.

Speaker 17 (01:08:55):
It was insane amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
You have any good collections of things that you've kept?
I keep?

Speaker 28 (01:09:00):
Yeah, yeah, so I try to keep as much stuff.
I wish i'd kept my very first guitar.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
And where is that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Now? Do you think.

Speaker 17 (01:09:09):
I've got the body of it? But I somehow I
took the neck off at some point.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Oh that sounds like some rock and roll moment.

Speaker 28 (01:09:16):
It kind of does, doesn't it. But yeah, that's a bummers.
So to all your kids out there, don't don't ever
get rid of the first guitar.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Yeah, you know, I was talking to Amy Sharks the
other day and she said, Russell Chrome made her a
guitar and it's got a shark tooth in it, and
it's got all shark skin on it.

Speaker 17 (01:09:33):
He made but he made it. He made or made
it he's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
She said he made it, And I thought, that's got
to be bull.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
That's got to be bull. He must have had it
made skill.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I'm not. I don't know he made you a guitar?
What's going on there?

Speaker 17 (01:09:47):
I don't know, favorite sism.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah, sounds like so the world tour you planned it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Or are you coming together? Rock up Entertainment Center and
just see who shows up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
I don't know. He's doing some little secret gig here.
You're flying.

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
So you're doing you're doing quite a few of those
where you're playing stuff from the new album. Yeah, which
is Do you like that because they're more intimate those
kind of shows, right.

Speaker 28 (01:10:15):
Yeah, we did a few of these in America, Like
we did one with one hundred and twenty people.

Speaker 17 (01:10:20):
Yeah, packed in like sardines. It was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
You feel like that's your early days there when you've
only got a small crowd there because you're used to
playing big, big numbers.

Speaker 17 (01:10:28):
Yeah, but that's how I got started. I mean that's
really you know, twenty people.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Jesus, it must have been humiliating.

Speaker 17 (01:10:35):
I double the number from the week before. I mean,
you know what I mean. I mean I was very lucky.
I feel lucky that I got started that way.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
But you're good, You're actually good. A lot of people
start and then they just think I'm no good at this.
You're good?

Speaker 17 (01:10:48):
Well, I mean, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I'm welcome.

Speaker 29 (01:10:50):
You know.

Speaker 28 (01:10:51):
I love what I get to do, and I love
that I started the little joints and it's great getting
back and playing them again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Yeah, I love that. And You've always been the same.
A lot of people the week come across them that
know you, They go, you know what's good about Keith
Urban The same as you see on stage, the same
off stage, and has always been the same. You didn't
get you didn't get wrapped up in the whole Hollywood stuff.

Speaker 28 (01:11:12):
No, but I always think that's a bit of a
nassy thing to just stay grounded anyway, I'll get your
hand off it.

Speaker 17 (01:11:19):
Yeah, by wanker. Yeah, it's all this nonsense. Yeah, I
mean so that's how I was raised. Yeah, so you
just keep it real.

Speaker 28 (01:11:25):
I agree, you know, not to the point where you like,
I can't enjoy being in those situations.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah, you've done good.

Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
Yeah, yeah, you should be able to feel like you've
done good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
You'd be proud, do you know what?

Speaker 28 (01:11:37):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
The only thing I've been disappointed about with you was
hearing that you make your wife driver lesbian SuPAR roop.

Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
Oh wow, I heard you bord her.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
At Lamborghini and she won't drive it. She only drives
the outback wagon. Is that that's gotta be a lot.
I don't want to see Nicole getting out of the
super roof Liberty.

Speaker 17 (01:11:55):
Or I don't want that what you should get out
of She should.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Be getting out of nothing but prestigious vehicles. Is it true?
I think she said you bought that car for yourself,
masquerading it as a gift to her.

Speaker 17 (01:12:08):
This is the little bumper quote right here?

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I just wonder is that what happened? You bought it
because you and I both love good cards. We do.

Speaker 17 (01:12:17):
What do you drive right now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
I bought a Maybach s u V.

Speaker 17 (01:12:23):
Not many of them around, never seen one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Things. It looks like a soccer mum's car.

Speaker 17 (01:12:28):
It looks like just your average SUV, wealthy soccer mom.

Speaker 10 (01:12:31):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
It's very expensive this car, but those Ronaldos soccer mummy.

Speaker 17 (01:12:38):
His mom drives.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
That's funny as well.

Speaker 17 (01:12:43):
She's a legit soccer mom.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
So, Keith, you're going to perform for us a new
track and then we're going to go into the songbook,
which is a song that's kind of means something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
To this first one.

Speaker 17 (01:12:55):
It's off the new record What's it called with You
to Do with Lane Wilson?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
But what sort of in the windows that they go
home with you? What's what's that means?

Speaker 17 (01:13:05):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
What you? What's it really mean?

Speaker 17 (01:13:06):
What does it mean to you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
It means that you picked up a luscious and you're
you're on a promise here.

Speaker 17 (01:13:11):
Maybe it just means I'm hammered on on need a
lift home? Can I go home with you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Like an uber driver thing? Maybe? Yeah? What I love
about musers is you guys never really tell us. It's
all just what we interpret it, and that's why we
love music.

Speaker 28 (01:13:25):
It should be Yeah, you should make your own story
to it. I hate hearing I don't really like when
the writer goes, this is what it was about. I'm like, oh, well, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Always reluctant to tell it because everyone has their own
interpretation totally, and you don't want to take that away
from them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Role And you know what, And I understand why because
when I found out Puff the Magic Dragon, my favorite
childhood song was about Heroin. Yeah, I nearly.

Speaker 17 (01:13:47):
Died Heroin out of Puff.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
I don't know what I mean Smoking the Hammer, I
didn't know about that. I didn't like it. Is it true?

Speaker 15 (01:13:55):
Is it really?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
I do believe it is actually where.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Someone quickly google puff the magic Dragon.

Speaker 17 (01:14:00):
Yeah, but I mean is that from the writer?

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Well, let's see the sauce.

Speaker 17 (01:14:04):
Wasn't that Peter something rather lived by?

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Let me wrote, I feel like that who wrote this?

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Peter was and frolicked in the autumn, missing in a
land called halliey.

Speaker 17 (01:14:15):
This sounds like three am at your house right now?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
You know you know what it's like. Jackie's asking chat
to Yeah, you and I have had some big nights.
What's to say?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
It's getting the information for me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
For some reason, it's frozen. No, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Usually it's usually amazing chat cheepeach.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
She's maybe sing a song while you mumble GTP.

Speaker 17 (01:14:36):
Isn't it It's just not even fairly getting going.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Strawberry. That's stupid thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
It's magic Dragon.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
He thinks there's only two hours in Strawberry. We checked
it the other day and it said there's two and
we said no, there's three. Oh no, no, this too.
No cure for cancer on the Horizon by chat gpt
by the look of it, gets strawberry spelled correct. Living
year old kid can spell that this thing can't even spell.

Speaker 28 (01:14:59):
You're dealing with something that aparently doesn't know the difference
between bicycle and a traffic light.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
You ready, Yeah, i'n't got the answer. By the way,
we're ready for you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Ken, He's going to sing for us right now. Everyone
check this out. Step up on the stage. This is
Keith Urban and he's got a backup singer here with him. Hey, no,
good luck, this is go home with you live here
and kiss fim.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
We live on Saturday night.

Speaker 21 (01:15:33):
Last time I checked a draft on the cardboard. It
ain't going streats, not at all. I call the bank tomorrow.
I've got some tight sanding friends.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:15:45):
We all get a rig door anything we want from
the bottom shelf, living large in a smart sound bar.

Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
We do clackles bad. It's want, but don't turn it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Just let bit.

Speaker 10 (01:16:04):
Another to Hods City.

Speaker 21 (01:16:10):
Do you one of last Jesus? And downwn Beer's saying
the tailor ship. I can't stay here, but I.

Speaker 10 (01:16:15):
Know that it's called good time and I won't die.
You said I have more dead a few. Did you
know I shouldn't been driving. I think God should probably
go home. And you sing back well, I'm saying home,

(01:16:38):
I should just gonna drive. But hanging up it's just
too much advice. So sweet you aways there for me.

Speaker 17 (01:16:47):
You'll be lying on the counter with the kitchen floor
on the next time my face.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
But it's not.

Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
It's your water team and you're the envy. If you
crack drive down?

Speaker 15 (01:17:00):
Is you.

Speaker 17 (01:17:03):
Ain't soothing?

Speaker 15 (01:17:06):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:17:06):
Not today? Another bad you dst it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
You want?

Speaker 17 (01:17:15):
She's that I'll be used down. The tailor said, we
can't say.

Speaker 10 (01:17:20):
Well, I know that it's closing time. I'm gonna tell
you said I have more.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Dead a few did you know? Did?

Speaker 10 (01:17:32):
I shouldn't be driving?

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
I think I should not be no home you.

Speaker 10 (01:17:40):
Sack me? Take me home? Jack mee. That is closing

(01:18:10):
now you Sam shut child happy should go home, Dobby
go home. I think magg and I should go with you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Keith Herban right you here. I haven't even given out
the free drink ship. People are loving it. It's great.
Keith Urban is doing it live this morning. That is
go home with you, stick around me back more with
Keith Urban Exclusive this morning and kiss Fim, Kyle and
Jackie your song book. The Little Sure a special guest

(01:19:04):
on Colin Jacio's songbook today is Keith Urban. We're gonna
find out now exactly what is chosen to sing, why
is chosen to sing it, why it's important to him,
and then he's going to sing it live.

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
So this is where we ask you to pick something,
maybe a little nostalgic, or something that means something to
you at a time in your life.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
So what did you choose?

Speaker 28 (01:19:26):
I chose to do a cover of this Ariana Grande
song we Can't be Friends.

Speaker 17 (01:19:31):
Yeah, so I really love that song.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Ye, what happened? What sort of a memory does that
give you? I was not expecting the Ariana Grande, but
what a wonderful choice.

Speaker 28 (01:19:40):
It's an amazing song it is, and the bones of
it are really good. And I remember the first time
I heard that song, and it's a classic case. I
don't know what she's singing about, but I know what
I felt when she sang it, and I just interpreted
to be a bit of a struggle with self acceptance
and being too critical of yourself. It's like looking in

(01:20:02):
the mirror and going, we can't be friends until you
can get it together and love me again.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
One of those yeah, yeah, I am.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
So did you get to a point where you felt
like you were giving yourself more self love.

Speaker 17 (01:20:18):
I'm working on that. That's a process.

Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
And how do you I find it difficult when people say, oh,
you know, prioritize self love.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
A lot of people say what is that even mean?

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
How do you prioritize?

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
I wait for my wife to go to Westfield before
I usually roll out the self love? Do you also hide?

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
You can't be serious for a second, can you? You
cannot have one honest, little vulnerable conversation serious, this is
not about that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
And I've got one year out for the Gates. You
know what it's like? Keith?

Speaker 17 (01:20:53):
What color is the sky in your world?

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Kyle? I like it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
So yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
So Marianna Grande, that's not what I was expecting about.
I can't wait to hear your take on it. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
Yeah, I'm so excited. It's a good song to choose.
It is a beautiful song.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Well, whenever you're.

Speaker 33 (01:21:12):
Reading expecting your country Oh if you heard Alanna del
Ray's version of that, No, oh, I'm going to what
did she did a cover of that song and it's
country rose?

Speaker 24 (01:21:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:21:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:21:29):
To do it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Yeah I will, I'll download that raise very love.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
Yeah okay, Keith Urban doing a cover of Ariana Grande
Take it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Away, being Incredible, Enjoy live here at the Kyle and
Jackie Osho.

Speaker 22 (01:21:54):
I didn't thinking understand me? How could you help even try?
I don't argue with a dome on the head and
don't want to feed this monstrous firm.

Speaker 17 (01:22:18):
I just want to lift this story.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Day in Bill Ray.

Speaker 22 (01:22:25):
We can't be friends, but you're just being You can
do your papers and pens and wait until.

Speaker 10 (01:22:37):
You left me again.

Speaker 17 (01:22:40):
Wait for your love, wait for you love.

Speaker 10 (01:22:50):
Me and my truth.

Speaker 17 (01:22:52):
Visit in sids.

Speaker 22 (01:22:58):
Very innow mirrors just me and you. It's I don't
want to argue, but I don't want to bad my tongue.
I think a rather day you got in mis understood,
but at least all this good.

Speaker 17 (01:23:21):
We can't differends.

Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
I like to just fit in.

Speaker 22 (01:23:28):
You bring to your painer Sandpence and wait until you
left me again.

Speaker 17 (01:23:36):
Read three Your love, just we three, you love we three,
you love.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
I want three?

Speaker 10 (01:23:49):
You love.

Speaker 22 (01:23:52):
Lord that you made me. I don't like kind of
paying me. Yeah, I'm still here now what you made
me with something like a day dream, But I feel
so seen in the night and now it's only me

(01:24:15):
and maybe that's all I need. We can't be friends,
but I love to just be till you can do
your papers and pens and wait until you love me again.
We'd figure loved you, we'd figure love.

Speaker 10 (01:24:42):
I would figure.

Speaker 34 (01:24:43):
Love you our way for your love. That's how we feel.
Wait for you, I would feel the.

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
College that was great?

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
Is there anything?

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Maybe you should try and dominate children's songs as well.
There's no genre you can't dominate. You're amazing to.

Speaker 17 (01:25:21):
What the Wiggles have got that cupboard, there's always room. Yeah,
there needs to be a near Wiggles.

Speaker 29 (01:25:28):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:25:29):
The thing is, when you were a children's entertainer, there's
always a new audience coming through very quickly, so you
don't have to worry about being a has been. You're
just always getting the new people. Jack is there for
thinking the corner. You wish you had access to someone
with a brain like Jackie's.

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
I never will.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
You missing out?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Keep Yeah, so the tour, what's the plan.

Speaker 28 (01:25:56):
Yeah, we're going to come back in August next year, right,
which sounds like forever away, But it'll be here before
you know, and you'll be bringing the whole band, are
your whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Remember when I saw you in America and all those
semi trailers was like like a road train of Keith
Urban concert. You must carry all the lights, you know,
you can rent those lights in every city. You don't
have to transport them around. Keep it that way.

Speaker 17 (01:26:18):
Yeah, maybe not in the Wars when Woollongong.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
You're right right right, Yeah, people can bring their own phones.
I like it. Yeah, line up, yeah, light it up.

Speaker 17 (01:26:27):
No, it's going to be a blast. I'm looking forward
to it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Fantastic. And where do you get the tickets?

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
No, if you want that.

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
Any inviting tickets Keith Urban dot com. Head to that
website for ticket details and all the infot.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
It's always good to see you. You the family coming
back for the tour or who knows what's going. Everyone's
so busy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Well they may come for a day and then leave again.

Speaker 33 (01:26:51):
Yeah, exactly, pop down just passing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Thought we'd call in that type of thing. Yeah, Keith Urban,
it's a real treasure to have you here, man, I
really enjoy it.

Speaker 17 (01:27:02):
I always appreciate coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Trying to urinate on my vehicle on the way out. Yeah,
we do have a pissy you're a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
They're all like that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
We love with the Me and Keith. We love cars.
I love cars. What are you driving by the way
over there?

Speaker 15 (01:27:15):
There?

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
You're in the outback. Aren't you in the bush for something?

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Out there?

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Are you in America?

Speaker 17 (01:27:18):
We're in the city, will No, we are. We're in
the suburbs.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
The Nashville's got suburbs. I thought it was just like
all cowboys and stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:27:25):
Is.

Speaker 17 (01:27:26):
No, you got to come over. You've been there, haven't
you not to Nationville? My brother's actually having international.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
No, but I actually really want to go.

Speaker 17 (01:27:33):
You should come.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
You want a cowboy?

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Yeah, okay, you want a cowboy right down to earth?

Speaker 10 (01:27:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Have you fun?

Speaker 17 (01:27:40):
Yeah coming to Ashville.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
Yeah, you got a couple of cowboys you can throw
Jackie's way absolutely wow, nice.

Speaker 17 (01:27:48):
St row Jackets.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
She's over the romance. She just wants the good stuff.
Keith Urban on the air this morning. If you want
to check the concert Keith Urban dot com. All the tickets,
do you towels show infos up. They're great to see
you mane to the family.

Speaker 17 (01:28:03):
Thank you too, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Keith herban a kissed Jaggio.

Speaker 10 (01:28:10):
Pilot Jackie ticket before you kick it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
That's right. A lot of people, as they grow older,
they add to their bucket list and they never achieve.
Maybe they'll achieve one or two. Our mission here is
to give every oldie before they kick the bucket, the
chance to tick the tick the wish list.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Ticket before you kick it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:34):
That's and we spoke to Pat yesterday who is one
hundred years old, wasn't she? And her bucket list item
was to go on one of the jet boats. You
know that zoom around has been really fast.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
She did it yesterday.

Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
We're going to play it for you, but we've got
her in studio now, Hypatie, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Oh my gosh, it's so good to see you. You
look fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I'm exhausted.

Speaker 10 (01:29:00):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
You was a big day? Is today?

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Plus the last hundred years has also been that adds
to that, right path.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
Yeah, what said like a part to be a hundred?
How do you feel when you get to one hundred?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
I don't feel a hundred?

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Yeah? What do you what age do you feel? What
age do you feel like? Do you feel like you're
eighty or ninety or.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
About six hundred and fifty, about sixty sixty?

Speaker 8 (01:29:28):
And what's what's the key to living to one hundred?
What's the secret?

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Stop fussing and a lot of hard living?

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Oh yeah, well I'm right on track then, is what
you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Yah, I'll do well, just enjoy life.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Yeah, well mistakes happy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Yeah, dear Jackie, Yeah, I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Yeah, all right, Jackie's Jackie has been very unhappy for
a long Do you think she's waited half her life?

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
There have been periods for sure where I've been unhappy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Yeah. But if you keep on going like this, you
might get to one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
You never know what advancements will be made by the
time I get older, Not that that's that far away.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
What are you suggesting that Pat's missed out on any
of the advanced I.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Think you've just got to hope that you've got enough
friends left because they all die before you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
That's what that's the thing. Like, you wouldn't have friends left,
no partner, so.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
I worked with I still got Do you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Are all your friends like the same aids, like super.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Old, same age?

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
God, an awful lot of them died much younger.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
And and do you how much longer would you like
to live?

Speaker 15 (01:30:43):
Not?

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Much?

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
No, if are you done? Are you almost done?

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
For she thought she'd croaked on the boat yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
That jolly Buckett's full.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
It's full. That's nice though.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
When we got some great video of Pat on the boat, Yeah,
oh yeah, well we're gonna put on the screen. We'll
show you and everything.

Speaker 8 (01:31:02):
Okay, So first we're told it took a bit of
time to get into the boat safely, you know, to
get you in there, and I needed three strong men.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Yeah, so ever had three strong men before, haven't you?

Speaker 15 (01:31:15):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Have you they lift you up or everywhere you go,
or you've.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Got to be one hundred to get that privilege?

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Fair enough?

Speaker 8 (01:31:23):
Well, it took such a long time that by the
time you were finally on the boat, you were ready
to get off.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
I'm worried at the moment.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
She's had to lift you up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
I was definitely down onto the seat.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Okaya, Whose big idea was this? Am I sitting anywhere?

Speaker 24 (01:31:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
Everyone moves their legs forward a little bit and then
we'll just slide it down.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I won't fit through that home?

Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
Is that all?

Speaker 7 (01:32:02):
Can we go home?

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Now?

Speaker 15 (01:32:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
That was before it started, days before it started. Were
you nervous. Pat, were you a bit scared or were
you excited? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
I was excited. Yeah, certainly, not scared of that. No, No,
I don't think it went on long enough.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Yeah, they never do, do they.

Speaker 8 (01:32:26):
Once the boat you were pretty comfortable. The captain asked
if you were ready for your first spin. Let's hear
how you felt once the boat took off and did that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
We better have a look at each other, because we
wrote up the same when they come back. I think
we're starting. I think we're starting. Oh, we're off now.
I want to go faster. We made all that frop.

(01:32:58):
I'm alive.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
That was the first spin.

Speaker 8 (01:33:04):
That's the first spin. Did they do big hard turns?
Did they do big hard turns in the boat? You know,
like did they do the big Swearah? Yeah they are
so then, you know, because in the boat they do
some downtime. Not everything is crazy all the time. And
so you guys were passing by Kira Billy house or.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
The Prime Minister's house.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Yeah, and Pat, you let drop that your husband was
assistant to the Governor General and that you'd met some
pretty cool people in your time. Kyle, You're gonna like
this story because she tells the guys who she met.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Oh, well, Prince Charles, Prince Philip, the rest of the
royal family, the whole lot. I had lunch with the
point she's a very she was a very nice woman,
really charming. What about Prince Charles I met him, Well,
I sat between him and Prince Philip and we had
a happy lunch. Put it that way. Oh that that

(01:34:05):
was a Duke of Edinburgh. It's all in a day's work.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Things were different from the ladies back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
By the way, my husband was private Secretary to the Governor,
not the governor general.

Speaker 8 (01:34:21):
Ah right, well you've got prime seating at that lunch
in between Prince Charles depends.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Yeah, it's a very happy lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Was it, So you've stated twice, so we get it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
They're just so normal, you are they?

Speaker 10 (01:34:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Would you tell jokes or it just is?

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
It is sicking with your best friends, enjoying the time.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:34:51):
Okay, Well, when the trip was wrapping up, we asked
pat what she thought of her jet boat experience.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
I thought, yeah, disappointing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Disappointing, disappointed experience. Disappointing. You didn't get wetter, is that
what you said, I expected to be drowned.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Yeah, yeah, I thought you wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
I'm telling you. When we brought this idea up, I said, listen,
it's a great idea to help the oldies tick off
the bucket list. However, front page that Kyle and jack
you have killed someone is not where I want to
end up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
We don't want to go there, Pat, most of us
can't kick.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
Oh, I adore you, Pat, You're just wonderful. Like to
live to one hundred and still be like if.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
You're down the Chloe Jackie Pat's single. Do you like
why can't she join the Hot Girl Crew? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
Do you like going to you know, pubs and having lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
What's it?

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Do you like going to pubs than having lunch with
the girls?

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
Would you go to like a beer garden style place?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Oh? The Oaks?

Speaker 10 (01:36:08):
Right? I don't know what you like?

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
The eggs and over the waterloo?

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Yeah, so she's got the list here. Would you ever
go out with Jackie and her It Girl crew? Do
you have a like a crop top tracksuit you could
wear out Jackie? Hook her up with some penations.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
I could break something up out of the bottom of
the wardrobe.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Yeah, I could get you some stuff from Patch Generation.
They were the real pioneer women. If they had no outfit,
out would come the singer sewing machine, right, Pat, you'd
whip yourself. You don't have to have all the money
to go to Westfield. You'd sew up your own outfit.

Speaker 35 (01:36:47):
We did.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Yeah, I know, we.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
I mean that was normal.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Yeah, it was the last time you sewed up a
little frock to wear out, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Pat, I don't even know how to sew a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
She doesn't know how to sew or knit.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Are okay?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
I used to knit sweaters and seamens jerseys.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
I used to make on that and you get that on.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
The needle, Jackie. You need to learn that that stitch.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
I could make a fully lined suit.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
Shut up. Really, wow, that's impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
We had to we didn't have much money.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
That wasn't quite the look. Well, Pat, thank you for
being our very first participant in Ticket before you kick it.
She's still alive. She's one hundred years old, and you're delightful.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Oh well, it's been a real pleasure to be with you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Oh my god, I love you so much. Pat. Thank
you for doing that. Thank you glad you had a
good time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
Where you don't get old to do it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Wheel are out?

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
Wheel are out?

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
No sounds sounds like a funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
I was all get a bit of practice in. Beat
the Bomb is coming up. If you want to play
here he is, take your headphones off her first, that's better.
Look at the size of him, right, bye, b bye,
see your pat She wheels. Hulk looks like someone from

(01:38:33):
one of those crime shows. That's like an orderly at
the hospital that's killing everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Yeah, secretly kill the old patients.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Beat the bombs next. If you want to win cash,
you just got to say stop before it blows. Thirteen
one oh sixty five will play it next to kids FM.
You're on the contact morning you know, join Menu and
Colin Fastics for that all new season of mk R.

(01:39:02):
We've been telling you. It starts Monday seven point thirty
on Channel seven and seven plus. They bring you Beat
the Bomb. Wade is playing at once the Cash.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
Hey Wade, good morning, Colin Jack you hey honey, how's
it going?

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Very well?

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Are you too?

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
You know how Beat the Bomb works. Everyone knows, so
they give out the cash amount. The Bomb's a bit
of a Tandy Electronics throwback, because it's right, it's all
over the place. You just got to yell out stop
before the bomb blows. Now, Unfortunately for the listeners, I've
been given an official letter from the management yep, respectfully

(01:39:40):
asking me, but really telling me the cough clues that
I've been giving are against the against the codes of
the of the way we give away contests.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
So no more clues. Hey, Well it says no.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
More coughing is what it says. The and clues is
what it says. There. So I mentioned of sneezing or
anything like that, so or tapping.

Speaker 20 (01:40:10):
Anywhere I could go for that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Mm hmm. Well but you didn't hear you didn't hear
the tapping.

Speaker 20 (01:40:18):
He wants to do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
I can't because it's the letter.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Okay, Okay, what.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
I did well? I did well? You know did I
tap you?

Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
I heard it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Yeah? Wait, it's on you, bro, good luck, stop before
it blows. And I'm risking a lot of money helping
you win this.

Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
Okay, Wade, yell out stop when you think you've had enough,
and hopefully that bomb hasn't gone off already.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Are you ready? You know the words to say wade
block me up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Five hundred dollars, six hundred dollars, eight hundred dollars, one thousand,
one hundred dollars, one thousand, two hundred dollars, one thousand,

(01:41:25):
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
One thousand, three hundred that's yours. No one can get
that away.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Nice work, bro, Okay, thanks, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Okay, let's see how it's a bit more fuz there,
a little.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Bit more one thousand, four hundred dollars, one thousand, five
hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
A little bit more there, two.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Thousand dollars, two thousand, one hundred dollars, two thousand, five
hundred dollars, two thousand, six hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
I'm starting to get.

Speaker 10 (01:42:04):
Nervous now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
In your face. You got the one three.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
Bro, congratsod, good on your wag. We'll send that out
to you, babe. Thanks for playing.

Speaker 25 (01:42:17):
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
You're welcome beautiful today. If you missed it, Luckie the
Geek had a go at narrating Carl's book from twelve
years ago, which never became an audible book. So he's
contemplating doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Not due to the audible people's lack of.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
Requests, No you just couldn't be bother it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
But I was quite shocked yesterday to hear the flowery
version of my life story. It's almost been carl through
the Disney sieve or something like that.

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
This is what happens when you tell your story to Bruno,
he writes it and you don't bother reading it before
its release.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
Carle he would narrate, he would, I mean he would,
He would just dictate the story word for work.

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
Kyle heard his book for the first time yesterday when
Locke did it, and he was shocked how it wasn't
the kind of book he thought it would be. He said,
it was way too flowery and not him.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
It's been written with the limp wrist, It's not.

Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
It was the the intimate moment you had with a
transsexual and Bruno definitely wrote it in a way where
it sounded like you were It was a Mills and
Boon novel where you were romanticizing each.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Other and it was very passionate loving.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
Not how it was it was a dirty, filthy hotel.
Was just a smash and smashing guy.

Speaker 8 (01:43:33):
I can't wait because today I think we're reading a
little excerpt from like the John Ibrahim kind of party days.

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
So Lockie will read that out for us.

Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
That's great. So I've been watching Last King.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
Yes, you saw the new the two new episode of
the two new episodes.

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
Of John going into the gay nightclub scene. Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Well, Lockeye, are you ready to go?

Speaker 10 (01:43:55):
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
All right, we'll do that next guys, sane.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
To me against stand by, He'll get it on, coming
up a kiss. Well, we all know that Jackie's memoir
is coming out next month. It's called The Whole Truth.
A lot of people have already prepurchased. She'll also be
releasing an audiobook, which she will narrate herself. Oh, how

(01:44:20):
big of you. Great? Well, you know it's usually the
lower end stars that read their own books. Britney, she
didn't do it.

Speaker 21 (01:44:28):
Me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
I didn't do it. But you know it's fine. You're
down there with You know, I wanted to do Michael
Clyms in the world plenty of time.

Speaker 8 (01:44:36):
I'm pretty sure some pretty big biographers have read their
own Kyle.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Well, who know, you know, I don't even really I.

Speaker 8 (01:44:44):
Prefer myself to read the book. I just don't think
you get the same takeaway when you're listening to it.
But so many people love audible, so you know, happy
to do it. But let's do another excerpt from your
book with Locke the Geek Lockey Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
How it's going.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
A lot of people loved you reading this book.

Speaker 21 (01:45:04):
Bro.

Speaker 36 (01:45:05):
That's a bit of a surprise, to be honest, because
I sound nothing like what you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Do. You sound exactly what someone from the Muppet Show
would sound like on it. So I think that's where
people it brings joy. Oh that's nice.

Speaker 36 (01:45:21):
Now I probably should give a bit of an advanced
warning to the senses because there is a bit of
swearing in this excerpts to give.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
It the sensors know what they're doing. Give the girls
their heads up. I just want to where are we
in the book? Where are we at? Where are you
going to read from?

Speaker 36 (01:45:39):
So we're going to talk about your friendship with John
Ibrahim and some of your days partying with slabs over
in l a right, the glory days.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
Yeah, so a bit of fun of do you know
do you know John Ibrahim yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
No, I've never actually met John.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
He is lovely, absolutely lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Yeah. Yeah, have you seen the endy of his TV shows?
You know, the Last King of the Cross. We've seen
that on paramount, not yet, but it's on my to
watch lists. You've already missed one whole season. I haven't. Yeah,
I haven't watched gentlemen, disappointedment. I'm going to text him
now and tell him that you're no fan of his.

Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
Tell him that I'm going to a binge watching session.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
I'm going to tell you, brother listening, I'll say Brooklyn's
watched it. He's up to date like me, Lucky the gig.
Couldn't give a shit about your life, I'll tell him, couldn't.

Speaker 36 (01:46:31):
Give careful John, John has some mates that might have
punished me if you're tell.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
Him that, Well, that sounds like it's almost an enjoyable thing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
Oh that sounds like you're down the spa of Brooklyn.

Speaker 8 (01:46:43):
Okay, so yeah, whenever you're ready, take it away, Lucky Lucky.

Speaker 36 (01:46:49):
John's place was peppered with bullets during a dry by shooting.
Bullets actually hit the room that I've been staying in
just hours beforehand. While I was complete only petrified, John
remained calm about the whole thing and just laughed it off.
Those things happen, he chuckled. John and I have actually
gone on quite a few overseas trips together. Some of

(01:47:11):
the best nights John and I have had were at
my place in Los Angeles. We'd regionally throw parties with
the likes of Paris Hilton, Snoop Dogg, zach Efron, and
the Black Eyed Pans would rock up. I'd be sitting
back on the couch shouting to John, when all of
a sudden, Michael Booble would walk into the room and
begin singing, what a trip out.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Fluhm to.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Lie so easily derailed?

Speaker 36 (01:47:43):
One night, one night home, went over to Paris Hilton's
compound for a fancy dress Halloween party she was hosting.

Speaker 6 (01:47:50):
I went dressed as a shake. Correction a fat shake?

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
What a shake?

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
That's what it says, correction fast ship's fat shake?

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
Like from an overweight Arabian shout the Arabian headdress. I
was dressed as a shake. Yeah, but that's not a
word fat fat being overweight?

Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
Are you saying fat? Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
I didn't. That sounds like a little bit of extra
from Bruno thrown in fat. I never would have said.
I never would have described myself correction of fat shake.
That's some ship in say. I have too much respect
for you to just do that. Maybe the book.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
Publishers the proof reader got ahold of it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
Well, everyone's got creative license on my story.

Speaker 36 (01:48:47):
Wait the next Big Kyle, because it gets more descriptive.
I walked around the party and caught a glimpse of
myself in the mirror.

Speaker 6 (01:48:57):
I looked like a large tent with arms and legs.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
How embarrassing.

Speaker 36 (01:49:06):
Never, I wandered outside for a smoke and sat down
next to a guy who had done a half asked
job to dress as Slash. He had the long black,
curly hair in the top hat, but everything else looks
try hard and kind of naff. As I was puffing away,

(01:49:26):
I noticed that there were two other guys dressed as
Slash and six others dressed as a Shake. I turned
to the dude dressed as Slash and side don't when
people wear the same outfit as you? He chuckled and replied, Nah,
I don't mind. I take it as a compliment. He
stumbed out his cigarette and walked off. I was confused

(01:49:48):
what was he talking about? As I scratched my head
through the head scarf, an American friend of mine ran
up to me and excitedly asked, holy shit, what were
you talking to Slash of out. I had just made
a dick of myself in front of the actual Slash.
A few months down the track, I apologize to Slash

(01:50:09):
on my radio show over the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
He couldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
Oh what a disappointment. And this was the best seller
was yesterday. Yesterday I was in stitches laughing today. I
never want to hear a sing about this book again.

Speaker 4 (01:50:30):
Wait, where's the sex, drugs and rock and roll? Lockie?

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
So there wasn't.

Speaker 36 (01:50:37):
Actually a whole lot of descriptive stuff about six drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
Rock and.

Speaker 4 (01:50:43):
Fancy you have been in general in the book.

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
Oh well, we can only do so much. Do we
really want to hear any more of that monotone shiitthouse delivery.
I blame Lockie, He's made I blame Lockie the editor
of the book Bruno for bastardizing my entire life story
turned into some limp wristed rubbish, overflowered terribly delivered by

(01:51:09):
locking your fight. As the reader, I was actually quite
enjoying it. Well, we're not here to make you happy, bro,
That's not our agenda.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
I still think you should get Locky to do the audible,
make it that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
That's in prime time too. That shit. It's like just
gone nine and we're delivering that rubbish. Steve Price is right,
this show is no good. But unfortunately they've already signed
their life away for ten years, which, mind you, doesn't
start until January.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
I feel like I'm at the end of my career already.

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
Oh well, we're just gonna shot up. Now, open the bag,
fill this up with cash, give it a bit of it.
Read the news out and the way that what slips
would I do?

Speaker 7 (01:52:07):
Oh yeah, you don't even have to do that. You
still get the cash.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Sucks to be you know, listen, it's not because we're
more highly skilled than anyone else. We just paid higher
paid lawyers to do the deal. Not that hard.

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
Yeah, well, you know whatever, I'm be talented.

Speaker 8 (01:52:32):
So is that if we can, I want to. I
want to give it one more crack, one more crack
at it tomorrow. Look, if you think you can find something.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
Yeah, I'll try and find something that has a bit
more sex stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
You know what, Yeah, it's not about the sex stuff.
The delivery. You were like, and then I was like,
there was no there was no pizaz to the performance.
You know it was like a rehearsal. You were just
stepping through the motions.

Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
I don't know how he could deliver it differently. I
think it was a pretty animated Kyle.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
Has anyone recorded yesterday's? Remember how we started yesterday's?

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
Were in the voice and the delivery. He was passionate
about telling the story.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
Yeah, okay, all right, we got that. No, not handy,
No one second. How long does that sort of thing?
Oh yeah, here we go. I feel like handy, we
might have it handy. Actually, here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
It's about you having sex with a prostitute.

Speaker 3 (01:53:32):
So we're ready.

Speaker 15 (01:53:34):
Yep, right, my concerns that I was paying for sex,
you're right, Kyle Simon.

Speaker 3 (01:53:44):
The voice, the delivery was beautiful. Why aren't you laughing?
Lock here, I'm giggling a little bit of myself, but
your shoulders are laughing, but your face is doing nothing
but his shoulders jiggling up and down. Oh I love
you Lucky anyway. And it's because of Lucky. Jackie is like, like,

(01:54:07):
Jackie gives him another chance. That's fine me, you won
and done. But Jackie is you know, she's the voice.

Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Of reason, So ten chance, Jackie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
give you ten chances.

Speaker 36 (01:54:19):
It's your background is an Australian idol, Judge Kyle.

Speaker 6 (01:54:22):
You have to be brutal and you have to be ruthless.

Speaker 3 (01:54:25):
Well, it's glad you understand. It's a note from me,
thank you for coming lucky. How do you go a
lot of other people have auditioned.

Speaker 4 (01:54:34):
All right, we've got a round of ow news coming
up in your last calls on the.

Speaker 6 (01:54:37):
Way, Jagie.

Speaker 3 (01:54:41):
Jackie's got some own news thanks to Spinally Sleep Better
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Speaker 4 (01:54:50):
All right, so Alex Cooper, she is the Call of
Daddy podcast host.

Speaker 3 (01:54:56):
That's very popular, right, they're huge, huge, huge, massive.

Speaker 8 (01:54:59):
And she was being interviewed by Seth Meyers on his
show about you know her podcast and how she's had
Megan Fox on there as well, which she revealed a
little titbit about Megan Fox.

Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
Meghan had one request before coming on her show. Let's
take a listen.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
You're have a very successful podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:55:16):
You're one of our nation's finest interviewers.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
Do you how do you feel being the interviewee?

Speaker 10 (01:55:20):
I am out of place.

Speaker 35 (01:55:22):
I feel a little off and off balance, but I
will say on call her daddy. I am actually usually
on the right and the interviewee is on the left,
so I have to say, Seth Myers, welcome to call
her daddy.

Speaker 17 (01:55:35):
Oh look at this, Oh my god, Now are you
on that side?

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
Because it's your better side?

Speaker 10 (01:55:41):
Absolutely.

Speaker 35 (01:55:41):
The only time that I have yeah, like one hundred
tent The only time I switched was when Megan Fox
was like, I will come on just one request.

Speaker 10 (01:55:49):
I have to sit in your seat.

Speaker 35 (01:55:50):
And I was like, absolutely, sweetie, come come, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
It's really weird.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
Do you have a good side? Do guys even think
about their good side?

Speaker 21 (01:56:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:56:01):
No, I don't think none of you guys actually think,
oh this is my good side?

Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
Any of the rest of you guys. Alfie wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
Alf would have no clue what is good?

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Maybe from behind? Yeah, Alfie, have you got a good side?

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:56:24):
My left side?

Speaker 24 (01:56:24):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:56:25):
Oh you actually what makes it so good?

Speaker 36 (01:56:29):
Because my nose is crooked, so this side doesn't make
it look so big on my left.

Speaker 3 (01:56:34):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:56:36):
And do you think I have a good side, Kyle,
Because I I think I know what my good side is.
But I would love to see what you guys think. Okay,
are you ready to do both?

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
I'm going to do what are you getting ready to do?

Speaker 8 (01:56:49):
I'm going to show I'm showing you the right side,
and then I'll turn and show you the left side,
and you tell me which one you think.

Speaker 3 (01:56:55):
I thought we were going to look straight on and decide.

Speaker 8 (01:56:57):
No, no, this is when you want to You're only
showing hard for your face. That's how you pick your side. Okay,
so this is my right side, and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:06):
Then this is the striking jaw line on that sign.

Speaker 27 (01:57:10):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Oh yeah, for sure that left is.

Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
Oh my god, I've gone my whole life doing left.

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
Well, no, wonder is you are where you are?

Speaker 10 (01:57:19):
Are you for real?

Speaker 8 (01:57:21):
You're actually convinced this side, this hideous right side, that's
the lovely side?

Speaker 28 (01:57:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:57:27):
I thought do it one more time.

Speaker 7 (01:57:30):
Okay, Yeah, that's very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
That's very porcelain. I like a very nice nose about
You know what it is. It's the bottom, you know,
it's the it's the hook of the nose, you know,
at the bottom where it hooks are. It's all it's
all ship, that's all screwed up.

Speaker 4 (01:57:50):
Oh my god, hang on a little more.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Bulbous than the other side.

Speaker 19 (01:57:53):
I have to defend you because the girls out here
thought the opposite, right, So it's what the girls see.
I think men and women might see this differently.

Speaker 4 (01:58:01):
Okay, So no, don't tell us on, don't tell us
which is your good side? You have one, right? No, No,
I'm curious to know whether boys think it's the opposite
of what we think. So where are you not? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:58:15):
Can you guys see and you can see right? Okay,
show us your right side, yep, and now show us
your yeah, m oh yeah, okay, so it is definitely
for me the right side, this one.

Speaker 4 (01:58:30):
Yes, what did you think, Kyle? Do you want do
you need another?

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
Look both sides?

Speaker 4 (01:58:39):
Oh no, I saw a huge difference.

Speaker 3 (01:58:42):
Do it to me quick? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:58:45):
Yeah, I like this side better the right Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:58:49):
That's no, that's my bad. So you think the opposite
on me as well? This is definitely my good side.

Speaker 8 (01:58:55):
See the right side? Do you think is your good side?
And I think it's your good side.

Speaker 5 (01:58:58):
My face is on symmetrical too, so it's very different.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
Very different. Brooklyn thinks the other side is the better side.

Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
I would have to agree, looking at it twice.

Speaker 8 (01:59:07):
Now, okay, let's do this again. This is blowing my
mind that this is like the opposite for man, Kirsten,
Come on, it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (01:59:14):
Something just girls would do. We don't really care.

Speaker 4 (01:59:16):
About no weekends. This could change everything because when we
meet a guy, we now have to figure out. Oh no,
it's the other side the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
You can't This is like tapping your head revenue, but
you can't do it. Okay, we'll never be able to
commit to the other side.

Speaker 4 (01:59:31):
Show us. Yeah, so that's right side, yep, and left side.
Do it one more time. Okay, Yeah, I've already figured
mine out, Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Yeah, right, left, left?

Speaker 4 (01:59:49):
Yeah, actually I'm left to say I thought left as well.
Oh okay, I've got piercings and stuff on the left.
It's cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
Yeah, your head? What's all that shit at? How old
are you? Pears? Kittose piercings out? What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:00:03):
You've got a nose ring?

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
What are you trying to represent there with the nose ring?
You got days from the nineties?

Speaker 4 (02:00:09):
I got it, actually what I got it at Coachella
when I've never.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
Even noticed she had a nose ring until now. You've
had it since you was sixteen, nearly forty twenty.

Speaker 8 (02:00:24):
I thought sixteen. I thought, has cochell has been running back? Okay,
I'm going okay, bye, she has no good side?

Speaker 3 (02:00:36):
Was that decided? She has no good side? Decided? I missed?

Speaker 4 (02:00:41):
I can't remember which was. Look, let's bring.

Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
Cooper John's in and then decide what he's bustard. He's
been kicked in the head.

Speaker 7 (02:00:49):
Is pretty good on both sides.

Speaker 3 (02:00:51):
I will say, here's your cup of tea?

Speaker 32 (02:00:54):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (02:00:54):
Everyone would agree? Quite good looking? Here? Look at you?
You know what you look like? She looked like some
guy who does extreme motorbike motocross racing, you know, just
the low, low profile, you know, hat and jump off
the crazy jumper with the weird words on it and whatever. Yeah,
I've got a break, so you you probably have. I probably. Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:01:15):
That really hooks to the right, doesn't it show us
your your left side?

Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
Like that?

Speaker 4 (02:01:21):
Hang on the state?

Speaker 3 (02:01:22):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (02:01:22):
Now the right side it looks like a mug shot.
Oh god, you definitely have a good side.

Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
And I think it is not that side we're looking
at now. I think it's the other that side that's
his best.

Speaker 4 (02:01:33):
No, I disagree. The other side is way better.

Speaker 3 (02:01:37):
He looks demented lip, the bloody, puby looking mustache.

Speaker 4 (02:01:44):
No, no, he looks so hot on that side.

Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
That's the gay, I say, so straight eyed woman.

Speaker 7 (02:01:50):
No, I like this side. They're right, Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
I like, what do I do? Then?

Speaker 8 (02:01:57):
So when you meet a woman, just saw a shower
the right side your face, and when you're getting sideways,
like if you're you always want.

Speaker 3 (02:02:05):
To be, I'm like, straight on, I don't who just
wants to see the profile? No one cares about the profile.

Speaker 8 (02:02:10):
It's when you have to be on profile, like a
podcast where you're interviewing someone or you know, you're I
don't know, just like sometimes you have to angle it,
you know, when there's someone in the middle and you're
on either side.

Speaker 3 (02:02:21):
I don't know, Guys, you're so worried about such tiny
little things in life. It's funny the right side and
whatever angle Josh gets me on.

Speaker 7 (02:02:31):
Whenever he cuts a like a little clip for Instagram
or something, it makes me look so shit all the time,
does he?

Speaker 3 (02:02:37):
Yeah, that's how you look because they're filtered.

Speaker 6 (02:02:39):
Oh right, Oh that's me ship.

Speaker 3 (02:02:44):
I get you know what I get. If I'm getting around,
I think, yeah, looking good today, and I'll see a
paparazzi picture and every time I think they've made me
look twice as fat. Yeah, but the reality is that's
how fat I am. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:02:57):
It look always looks so different in the mirror than
I do on camera.

Speaker 4 (02:03:01):
Yeah, I no, right, I hate that. Why is that though?

Speaker 8 (02:03:04):
Why as soon as you turn your video camera on
on the phone, you look at yourself and you go, oh, well,
that's unflattering.

Speaker 4 (02:03:11):
I don't look like that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:15):
To ourselves. We are who we are, getting creepy feels,
I'm the same. I'm an idiot about.

Speaker 8 (02:03:20):
This anyway, Thank you, Coops continuing on with odd own News.
Are these podcasters Giggly Squad are going viral because in
their latest episode, they talk about an ick when it
comes to men in the bedroom, and they reckon that
guys that are too into it is a massive turn off.

Speaker 17 (02:03:40):
No, I don't like when men are two into secks,
isn't it?

Speaker 6 (02:03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:03:43):
I act like you've been there before.

Speaker 17 (02:03:44):
Yeah, don't like just be happy to be involved like.

Speaker 4 (02:03:48):
Drig Off before the day.

Speaker 10 (02:03:49):
Yeah, I hate one.

Speaker 13 (02:03:50):
Guys start hooking up and they become like different, you know,
when they get this like crazy eye and they're like yeah,
and you're just like, oh my.

Speaker 6 (02:03:58):
God, I'm actually like I'm saying I'm agreeing, but I'm fright.

Speaker 13 (02:04:03):
Have you ever had that where like they just turned
into like and it's like.

Speaker 4 (02:04:08):
Whilst having sex. I had a guy that really loved
biting his own bottom lip and I was like, it's
not gonna work for.

Speaker 6 (02:04:17):
It's gonna work for me.

Speaker 24 (02:04:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:04:21):
Do you have that you like? Super nice? Like he's great,
and then he turns into some sort of weird character
of himself.

Speaker 4 (02:04:29):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some some go from like
being really nice to like, whoa, who's this person I'm
in bed with?

Speaker 3 (02:04:40):
All You've got to call Laura and order it's for
you or what? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:04:45):
Like it it's intense.

Speaker 4 (02:04:47):
You know I've had this too, Jacks, Yes, censor, what
have you had?

Speaker 10 (02:04:51):
It's always the.

Speaker 9 (02:04:52):
Guys who have like a job in politics or some
sort of vaguely boring.

Speaker 3 (02:04:58):
For me.

Speaker 8 (02:05:01):
And I like the count she likes them over educated.
Remember that's what it says on her problem.

Speaker 3 (02:05:07):
All those over educated times, they're all like they turn
into some sort of sex pots in the bedroom, do
they It's.

Speaker 9 (02:05:12):
A real because they're just trying too hard. It's like
they want to be like, Oh, I'm not a guy
in a suit, I'm really an animal in the sack
and spoiler all.

Speaker 3 (02:05:20):
It they're not. They're not.

Speaker 4 (02:05:22):
It's just weird.

Speaker 3 (02:05:23):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:05:25):
What does she mean by like when he's too into it?
Does she mean like when he looks like he's enjoying
it too much? Or does she mean like he's.

Speaker 3 (02:05:34):
Aggressive or carry ye? Baby? Yeah, isn't that what it's? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (02:05:38):
I think she means when it's some I think she
means when they're too excited by it, like they haven't
done it in so long, and they're so proud of
themselves for.

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
Just being there.

Speaker 4 (02:05:46):
And what would that look like in the bedroom?

Speaker 15 (02:05:49):
Though?

Speaker 19 (02:05:50):
Aggressive and like you can tell that he's just so
happy that this is happening, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:05:54):
Oh yeah, no, that's a nick I want to have.

Speaker 7 (02:05:57):
Do you want us to just look like when I
don't want to be there?

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
You know? Stop figuring on. Brooklyn's changed in the gay
world because it's so hard to work out what you
want something completely.

Speaker 8 (02:06:11):
You've got to be into it, you've got to be
into it, but you don't want them to look like,
you know, oh my god, I cannot believe I'm sleeping
with you.

Speaker 3 (02:06:19):
Into Okay, you've had that too.

Speaker 8 (02:06:23):
He was late to you know, like you're kissing them,
like for instance, and they've got a huge grin on
their face that's like, oh no, what do you want some.

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
Look of disappointment? What are you after? Black luster? There
were kissing. I thank god I'm married. I'm so happy
I have to deal with this bullshit. And then my
wife gets what she gets and she doesn't complain, same
with me. Thank god for that.

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Then they talk about uncircumcised penises and how what it's
like when you see the first one for the first time.

Speaker 13 (02:06:59):
He was the uncircumcised dick I saw and it was
really funny. And that's a moment host sex uncircumcised guys.

Speaker 6 (02:07:07):
It's a turtle net.

Speaker 10 (02:07:08):
It's yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:07:09):
Because I was a good friends with him, and I'm
a quisitive, inquisitive young lady.

Speaker 4 (02:07:13):
I said, how do we work with this?

Speaker 13 (02:07:16):
What is there something that I need to formula before
I dive in?

Speaker 6 (02:07:20):
And he looked at me and he was like, it's
just like.

Speaker 10 (02:07:25):
That's where I'm.

Speaker 6 (02:07:25):
Gonna have to disagree that He's standing in front of
me saying it's just.

Speaker 10 (02:07:29):
Like any other penis.

Speaker 17 (02:07:31):
I'm filing a police report if you have to say
that I feel.

Speaker 4 (02:07:35):
Like there's something wrong. I'll just go along my usual business.
Oh that's like that.

Speaker 3 (02:07:46):
I feel that it is businesses used Brooklyn's had every time.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:07:51):
Maybe the US is different, but in Australia I found
I would come across more uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (02:07:55):
Yeah, the graphic descriptions of what you do, but like.

Speaker 7 (02:08:01):
Yeah, it's pretty much the same, especially when they are
ready to go.

Speaker 4 (02:08:05):
So America.

Speaker 3 (02:08:07):
I must have been on the flop with this girl
in America.

Speaker 4 (02:08:10):
No, because she said post sex that's why.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
Oh, then leave it alone.

Speaker 7 (02:08:14):
Yeah, don't be touching it?

Speaker 3 (02:08:16):
Well why not?

Speaker 10 (02:08:18):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (02:08:19):
You don't want to be interfeed with it? Yeah, it
needs recovery time. It's similar to a bear at winter.
Leave us alone, don't don't, don't get.

Speaker 7 (02:08:27):
You've got a shop on looking around.

Speaker 3 (02:08:29):
We don't want to hang on? Hang on?

Speaker 4 (02:08:31):
Really?

Speaker 10 (02:08:32):
Is that right?

Speaker 7 (02:08:33):
For a long time?

Speaker 4 (02:08:34):
For a long time?

Speaker 3 (02:08:35):
Like wow, twenty four hours?

Speaker 4 (02:08:42):
Okay, but what what what does it feel like if
someone does touch it, say, twenty minutes after.

Speaker 3 (02:08:50):
Like you're being molested by some old bloke. Get the
hell off. You just want to slap it away, get
out shit.

Speaker 4 (02:08:58):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:08:58):
I have been guilty of is, so I'm learning something now.
I had no idea you felt that way.

Speaker 7 (02:09:05):
It just doesn't. It's not interested. It needs yeah, but
it needs recovery.

Speaker 4 (02:09:10):
But it's not like I'm trying to get you to
go again. It's just something I'm playing with, like a
squishy joint.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (02:09:21):
The I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (02:09:27):
Open us alone.

Speaker 8 (02:09:29):
I don't have a penis, so I don't know what
it feels like like. I feel fine if you wanted
to touch mine, I.

Speaker 3 (02:09:35):
Care what you want.

Speaker 4 (02:09:42):
It can be, yeah, it can be.

Speaker 7 (02:09:46):
What else do you got?

Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (02:09:49):
George Clooney, he and I and Brad fit are working
on a new movie. It's called Wolves, and apparently they
were paid an astronomical amount of fifty one million dollars
for their work. However, I think George has denied that
at this recent Venice Film Festival press conference, saying that
I actually, you know, I did not get paid for.

Speaker 4 (02:10:10):
What people thought.

Speaker 8 (02:10:12):
Because they wanted to score, because they wanted to score
a global release, so they gave back part of their
salaries in the hope that the movie would do that.

Speaker 3 (02:10:21):
Sorry, that sounds to me like a very clever way
of saying we reinvested some back in.

Speaker 8 (02:10:27):
That's right, And he said that people thinking they got
paid that much is really bad for the industry.

Speaker 4 (02:10:32):
Would you like to have seen it do a global tae.

Speaker 17 (02:10:35):
Yeah, we would have liked that.

Speaker 3 (02:10:37):
We wanted it. That's why brand I, you know, gave
some some of our salary back to do that.

Speaker 31 (02:10:43):
By the way, there's a really good report Nicole Sperling
for The New York Times. She wrote an interesting article
about it, and whatever her source was for our salary,
it's millions and millions and millions of dollars less than
what was reported. And I only saying that because I
think it's bad for our industry. If that's what people

(02:11:04):
think is the standard bearer for salaries, I think that's
a terrible.

Speaker 3 (02:11:08):
It'll make it impossible to make films. So it's not
fifty one million, it's millions and millions and millions and
millions and millions. It's only forty six million. Yeah, all right, Kyle,
how do you get bad?

Speaker 4 (02:11:19):
Yeah, because like he would have said, tens.

Speaker 8 (02:11:21):
Of millions was but it was probably only Yeah, still
up there, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:11:26):
Yeah, well there they at the top of the shelf.
Those guys like you want them, you gotta pay.

Speaker 4 (02:11:31):
Understandable, understandable. All right.

Speaker 8 (02:11:34):
We will take your last calls now if you guys
want to phone in anything that you want to say.
As we wrap up the show, our numbers thirteen one
oh six.

Speaker 15 (02:11:40):
Five, Kyle and Jaggie out, Kyle, Jackie, Kyle and Jaggy
out join up to value.

Speaker 3 (02:11:46):
Yeah, we'll take your last calls next on thirteen one
sixty five. Anything you want to chat about. We are
open for business. Yesterday, Jackie, you were telling that story
about how your car was on zero kilometers to empty
and you just cleared it off this green and then
forgot about it.

Speaker 8 (02:12:01):
Yeah, And I have no idea how long I was
driving around for at zero kilometers.

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
I cleared it before it hit zero, and I.

Speaker 8 (02:12:10):
Forgot I do that because I thought, because I think
point for the reason at that point, I had a
few kilometers left on it, and I thought, I'll figure
that out later. And then yeah, anyway, so I was
driving around on zero for ages and that's what I
tried about.

Speaker 3 (02:12:25):
The warnings there, So you go, I better go straight
to the server now.

Speaker 8 (02:12:28):
I never go straight to the SERVERO. I give myself,
you know, a little bit of leeway save I'm a procrastinator.

Speaker 3 (02:12:35):
Audio department were archiving yesterday's show, and they love to
sometimes run it at half speed, drink and disorderly.

Speaker 8 (02:12:44):
And then like we're junkies actually sitting around the lounge
room having a conversation.

Speaker 3 (02:12:48):
Yeah, someone's you know, someone's getting the syringe out on
the needle and someone's just rolling tabe over. A couple
of junkies talking here they are.

Speaker 26 (02:12:56):
I wonder how long that's been on zero zero four?
Because I was driving for a long time. I thought
to myself, mental note, do something about that, like, because
I know I won't be going.

Speaker 4 (02:13:19):
The options that do.

Speaker 24 (02:13:21):
Something my own do nothing about it. Just sounds like
a long story. The rest of us would just go
to the petrol station.

Speaker 10 (02:13:36):
I always saw it.

Speaker 26 (02:13:38):
When it lands on zero, you've only got two minutes
of driving left, and that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:13:45):
What gave you that idea? That did you?

Speaker 4 (02:13:50):
They give a bit of leeway. They give you a
bit of leeway.

Speaker 26 (02:13:56):
Yeah, anyway, so you're you've got them, So got the
petrol and everything was good.

Speaker 3 (02:14:04):
Yeah, it sounds like you listening to the Steve Price Podcast.

Speaker 8 (02:14:09):
Yeah, there are some people around, you know, there are
some people around today that are like that, you know,
sitting in the lounge room on the getting whatever Brooklyn,
whatever their choice of drug is. I'm just sitting around
here these days these days.

Speaker 3 (02:14:28):
Yeah, Well, you know, you're very accepting because of your
you know, you're in you know, Jackie's It crew. You know,
who knows what goes on there? Who knows no.

Speaker 4 (02:14:36):
But it's like, you know, I've never judged anyone who
does drugs.

Speaker 3 (02:14:41):
I know you're not a drugger. You've never been a
drugger's apart from the prescription now problem that they had
the prescriptions pretty good.

Speaker 4 (02:14:48):
I didn't because I will say I reckon.

Speaker 8 (02:14:50):
If I yeah, I reckon, I could have gone down
a very bad path, you know, just because I started
smoking when.

Speaker 3 (02:14:57):
I have enough real problems without having the fantasie the
problems but never had.

Speaker 4 (02:15:01):
Okay, I'll shut up.

Speaker 3 (02:15:02):
She was like, oh, it could have been really bad.
It really imagine. Next minute will be imagining this.

Speaker 4 (02:15:06):
I really could have been never happened. All right, we're
gonna take your last calls next on Thurday.

Speaker 3 (02:15:11):
And when I six five, Hey, this guy will be
at the iHeart Vegas Radio Festival. Hosey air play now
and kiss last calls next thirteen when I six fine,
it's turn.

Speaker 17 (02:15:24):
O'clock before I say, I can never turn.

Speaker 10 (02:15:30):
How do you sleep? So you're telling me live to
go to bed before the day, but then you week
before the Sunday?

Speaker 17 (02:15:43):
Do you know your don't come preturn?

Speaker 7 (02:15:46):
They didn't know then?

Speaker 10 (02:15:47):
Didn't you just want to darker than last Sunday? If
you don't lastday?

Speaker 3 (02:15:58):
I think it's great.

Speaker 10 (02:16:00):
While in the swirl, I think I'm taking.

Speaker 27 (02:16:03):
The boy scary, not.

Speaker 10 (02:16:07):
Cutting back and not bad. You're too sweet for me.
You're too sweet for me, says dropping back and yet
to sweet, You're too sweet.

Speaker 3 (02:16:51):
I can't love.

Speaker 17 (02:16:53):
I ain't true and the girls where gold. I work late,
I'm free on the phone and the job gets done.

Speaker 3 (02:17:03):
But you are.

Speaker 17 (02:17:05):
Isle nobody who's been forever me?

Speaker 27 (02:17:10):
You treat your mother?

Speaker 10 (02:17:12):
Is it's heap escape Thursday? I gotta tearday. I wish
I could go along. They don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
And do you?

Speaker 10 (02:17:23):
But there's a morning self designing. Pretty has a fire,
sweet has a great to con see in a broom.

Speaker 22 (02:17:33):
Pete away until the day I'd rather than say skin.

Speaker 27 (02:17:42):
Not coming back in my days.

Speaker 10 (02:17:45):
Three you too sweet for me? Yet to sweet?

Speaker 3 (02:18:27):
It was yeah heroyd kiss FM. Hi everyone, the Kyle
and Jackie Oh Show. That's right. Last call thirteen sixty
five Jackie the Body Collector as an update on the
bone sniffing drugs that are going on around the world.
So there was stories online about people in South America

(02:18:48):
and also America digging up bodies at at the cemetery,
crushing the bones and snorting them to get off. Now,
this isn't fun drugs. This is one of those zombie drugs.
But the Body Collector knows. Hi Jackie, thanks for coming back.

Speaker 16 (02:19:05):
Hey, Hi, Hi, I'm the one you spoke to not
long ago.

Speaker 15 (02:19:09):
Jodie.

Speaker 16 (02:19:10):
Yes, yeah, so what happened to you? Because I used
to cremate as well. What they do They ask us
to separate in a different turn and then they want
them in the a diplocked classic bag. And it is
mainly with people of color that asked for this request.

Speaker 3 (02:19:30):
Really is it? Is it something in their culture or
what is it?

Speaker 16 (02:19:35):
Well, it's something in their culture. I did have like
a long talk to one of the deceased family members
and they we mix it with cocaine and we snort it,
so with a different playing field to connect with their
loved one that has passed, and yeah, to have their

(02:19:58):
final goodbye just to you know, be on that kind
of high thing. So that's what they that's what they
do and we've had a lot of requests for that
throughout the.

Speaker 4 (02:20:09):
That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (02:20:11):
Do you provide as well or do they have to provide.

Speaker 16 (02:20:14):
Their Oh no, we don't provide that. We just provide
what they what they want. They either have it for
like you know, jewelry, or they have them especially like
a quarter of it in another zip lock bag for
the family. But they do it so they can connect
with their loved one.

Speaker 10 (02:20:32):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:20:32):
Okay, thanks so much for that. And Karen's called through.
I Karen, good morning, Hi, Hi Anna, what's what's happening?

Speaker 11 (02:20:40):
I heard you're talking earlier with Keith Urban and how
he was saying he wanted which he had one of
his earlier guitars or some of his earlier guitars.

Speaker 3 (02:20:48):
He doesn't have any of us?

Speaker 4 (02:20:49):
Well, no, he doesn't have the first, that first one
he sold.

Speaker 11 (02:20:53):
What have you got, Karen, I've got one of them
from forty years ago, so you're forty years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:21:00):
Did you steal that or were you giving it or winning?

Speaker 25 (02:21:03):
I worked hard.

Speaker 11 (02:21:04):
He won us off a radio competition and he had
plenty of guitars at the time and that was excess.
So I wanted one and he offered to sell it
to me. So I had to work every Saturday for
two months at the Cabala bakery to save up to
paying sixty dollars for this guitar.

Speaker 4 (02:21:20):
Oh, I wonder how much it would be got now, Karen,
of it?

Speaker 3 (02:21:24):
Take a photo of it, send it in. I'll send
it to Keith and go, do you remember this little
beauty from Kabulcha?

Speaker 11 (02:21:31):
Will he give it back to me?

Speaker 4 (02:21:33):
No, he will send him the photo, right, So what
that would be worth now, Karen, I don't know.

Speaker 21 (02:21:43):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (02:21:44):
You want to keep it? You want to hang on? Yeah,
I've had it all this time, and yeah, and it's
Keith Urban's guitar. It's kind of cool to keep that.

Speaker 11 (02:21:52):
Yeah, the story it is great. People don't quite believe it,
but yeah, I used to live across the road from Keith.

Speaker 3 (02:21:59):
Jack. Did you ever did you ever make out with.

Speaker 11 (02:22:04):
His brother?

Speaker 4 (02:22:07):
His brother Urban's brother, Like is he younger or Jackie's
got the radar up?

Speaker 6 (02:22:13):
What's he like?

Speaker 15 (02:22:14):
He was?

Speaker 11 (02:22:14):
He was lovely back then. I haven't obviously seen him
all those youths.

Speaker 3 (02:22:18):
But did you think she had hold up with the
wrong brother.

Speaker 11 (02:22:23):
I'm not going to answer that, Okay, yeah, no, no,
not at all. He was We were young obviously, Yeah,
fifteen sixteen at the time.

Speaker 3 (02:22:32):
Do you know how I'm out? So you're a kibulcher
girl up in Queensland there, My mom's out on Bribie
Island and our own sense is a Bourban Gary rat.
Can you believe that?

Speaker 4 (02:22:42):
Gary? I've never heard of it, but burb Gary, Burban Gary. Yeah,
that's right, I never heard of it.

Speaker 3 (02:22:48):
Has that Eve had three people that live there in
small Yeah? Get that photo out?

Speaker 4 (02:22:54):
Okay? Going to Cat, Hi Cat, good morning?

Speaker 3 (02:22:58):
Who are you? What's happening?

Speaker 4 (02:23:00):
Pretty record?

Speaker 18 (02:23:02):
I was listening to this segment about favorite sites that
you we all have, and I was wondering.

Speaker 20 (02:23:08):
If you could translate something for me.

Speaker 3 (02:23:11):
Induct Okay, how to speak?

Speaker 8 (02:23:15):
I'm getting handed something? Now what do you mean translate?
Do I just read this because I'm getting handed it?
It says in English, it's what I'm about to say
in Dutches is pick my most beautiful side?

Speaker 4 (02:23:28):
In Dutch it reads kiss mine most.

Speaker 3 (02:23:34):
So sound faster, kiss mine mine. Most word is moist?
Is it moist?

Speaker 4 (02:23:48):
Moist? Yes? Oh yes, because it's a double low though
moist can't.

Speaker 6 (02:23:54):
Basically or not.

Speaker 3 (02:23:57):
I don't know. So you're are you?

Speaker 4 (02:24:01):
I'm not Dutch yet you say it even my moister
cut And that's for real how it's supposed to sound.
Ye a bit when you heard we were doing the
Beautiful side, you thought this is my moment.

Speaker 3 (02:24:19):
Okay, well I love the Dutch love the weed, isn't it? Yeah?
That's it really does mean the same thing. Pick my
most Beautiful Side pretty much says the same thing.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
Okay, Sarah, you're up next? What's going on?

Speaker 24 (02:24:33):
Hi?

Speaker 35 (02:24:33):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (02:24:34):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (02:24:34):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (02:24:34):
How you going?

Speaker 4 (02:24:35):
Hey you?

Speaker 3 (02:24:36):
What can we do for you?

Speaker 1 (02:24:37):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (02:24:38):
Well, nothing for you. I would just like to say
that I really, really really love Lockie reading out parts
of your book.

Speaker 3 (02:24:47):
Really every day wasn't Today's like a bit lackluster?

Speaker 30 (02:24:52):
Still, it's the pronunciation that he has the different tone
to it, you know, Yeah, And he can really spice
it up sometimes, especially when he says they had a
good chuckle.

Speaker 3 (02:25:09):
I really enjoy that part. Yeah, Jesus impressed.

Speaker 30 (02:25:15):
Oh no, it's even as funny as when you read
out Jackie's diary.

Speaker 25 (02:25:18):
You know, I think you.

Speaker 23 (02:25:19):
Should do that for her book.

Speaker 8 (02:25:20):
We stop doing that after we realized I may have
had an incident with boys jerking off on me.

Speaker 3 (02:25:26):
No, that was.

Speaker 4 (02:25:29):
Oh what I thought was Jeff, Yeah, bloody hell in.

Speaker 3 (02:25:32):
Life, you realize sounds likely they would.

Speaker 10 (02:25:35):
Have got the handy j I know, right.

Speaker 8 (02:25:39):
Anyway, don't think about that brush that run onto the carpet.

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
That's next week's therapy, right stick around tomorrow we're bringing
in a former S a S interrogated that dealt with terrorists.
It'll be interesting. Carole and Jackie O

Speaker 21 (02:26:00):
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