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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kyle Jackieyo.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Jackie Yo The Kyle and Jackie O Show.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Every one morning six o'clock is hello. Start there. Everyone
looks well and well fits. I suppose fits the wrong word.
We're fairly fit for yourself and the day. All you
guys are fit. The rest of us, well, I think

(00:30):
we're not. We're not hot girl summer ready.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Someone was telling me yesterday they thought you were looking
really good at the moment, Kyl.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
They must have seen a photo from PHOTOO. I did
not feel great. Don't you know when you're fat, you'd
remember what it was like. Wasn't that long? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah I do, I do. I remember very clearly.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
And no, I did not feel good. I did not
feel well. I did not feel healthy, and I had
no energy. Is that how you feel?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
No? No, no, I feel completely opposite. Really, yeah, that's there.
I feel energy when you're not probably unhealthy. Oh, thank you,
I'll take that.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I did an experiment this morning that probably no one
is game to ever try. But it wasn't just it
had to be done because I was coming on Saturday.
I was coming back from like we I was taking
Kitty out to basketball. It was ages away, and.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's anything over fifteen minutes from her.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, I was in the car but three hours in
total that day. And I came back and I pulled
into the garage, and now as I was pulling into
my street, I realized, oh shit, my fuel. I forgot,
Like the sign came up three hours prior, mind you,
like maybe not three Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
The sign you know, please refuel.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh gee, your car's repelite.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, it just comes up with the sign please refuel.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Please please refuel men car.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
And I just pressed clear on it, which I never do.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
I usually keep it up there as a reminder, and
I pressed clear, and I completely forgotten. As I pulled
into my street, I could see that it was on zero,
and I thought, I wonder how long that's been on
zero for because I was driving for a long time,
like a long time anyway. So I thought to myself,
mental note, do something about that, like, because I know

(02:25):
I might want.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Are the options there atail? Could you do?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I knew I wasn't going anywhere on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I knew I had a day in because I thought,
I'm gonna have to leave for work on Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
So don't forget. You have to do something.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
The rest of us. This sounds like a long story.
The rest of us would just go to the petrol station.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, but how how are you getting there?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
It not clearing the mind.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You're thinking you can't drive it now at all?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, I was thinking that.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
But how far is the petrol station?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
So probably seven minutes up the road, seven minutes away?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Roll in the dice.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well I did risk it, and I made it well,
and truly I always saw it. When it lands on zero,
you've only got two minutes of driving left, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
What gave you that idea?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Because it's on zero?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Where'd you get the two minutes from?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Did they give a bit of leeway? They give you
a bit of leeway, But it turns out I reckon
they give you loads of leeway.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well not in all cars, that's true, because.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
I have Have you ever run out of petrol before?
On whilst driving?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, in a five lane Intersex? Same here right in
the middle.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I think we've actually run out of petrol in the
same spot because we used to go home the same
route and I ran out of petrol. They're awful, awful.
It's just the car just freezes up and stops.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Boo. That's what happens when there's no fuel. That's the
end of everything. Even the air conditioners affected. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
so you're you've got the petrol.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
So it got the petrol and everything was good. Yeah,
I thought you guys fascinated.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I've noticed one of our foes has been added again,
someone who doesn't like the show. You might know him
as Steve Price.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Well, that's an unfair assessment.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, No, he's been done for DUI multiple times. There's no
inaccuracy there. So weeks ago, I don't know if you
guys remember this. Remember all the girls, all the producing girls,
were discussing could you identify one of the male staff
members by the sound of them wing in the toilet?
So the girls came out with this idea, and then

(04:34):
the guys all recorded themselves pissing and the girl's guess
who it was, and remarkably with accuracy. Do you remember
you were very good?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Well, yeah, nailed it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
You nailed it, rop and nailed it, and then we
thought it was fun. People enjoyed it. So we did
it again with the girls.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Started off with the men, but.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Planned by the women that run the show, not planned
by me, not planned by Jackie Land by the girls. Yep.
But Steve Price is without any checking or without any
any facts. He's gone on the rampage saying that I'm
a misogynist that forces my female staff to do uncomfortable
things on the radio, which is far from the truth,

(05:19):
forcing me to do things against my will.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Where did you say this?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh, he's got a column. You know these things old
people read call newspapers. Not many people would read them anymore. Yeah,
but Steve Price has written it.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
And you're right called no mention that the men did
it first, which is very important content.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
If you're writing a news article, at least have some facts.
If you don't like the segment, that's fine by me.
This is what Steve Price said about our segment. He
was not happy at all. Now.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Look, I've spent thirty five years presenting talkback radio in
various markets around the country, including Melbourne, Sydney, and being
network nationally. I'll be number one. I've had some great
success and I think won awards. I've also had some
crushing failures and run programs that nobody wanted to listen
to or couldn't hear. But what I've never resorted to

(06:11):
is the sort of grubby rubbish that we being fed
currently on Kiss FM by multi millionaire pair Kyle and Jackie. Oh,
it is grubby, it is dreadful content. It's not something
should be broadcast on free toom air radio.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
So it says so disrespective and demeaning. This is in
the actual article for the females that I can't even
include what was done here in the article. Mind you
never rang the check who actually organized it, which was
all the girls. There was talk of panteliners being ripped off,
vaginal descriptions, talk of one of the participants menstruating, and

(06:50):
sand Lands talks about a sexual act in the most
graphic and disgusting way. No memory of that, and we've
got any memory of that.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I actually don't have memory of this guy's he's a dimentic.
But it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
And this is a bit that got me. It was disgusting,
woman shaming, act of depravity.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, we were showing ourselves because we wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I wonder if you'd be organized by the women. So
once again, so because Steve Price has lackluster way of
getting facts, I thought this is the better message from
Steve Price and because our social medias are huge compared
to his, this will become the narrative. So I may
or may not have reworked his words into a message

(07:34):
that I'd like him to say. Okay, so these this
is a manipulated version which I'm going to push out
into the market, which will then beat whatever he dribble
he's put out there.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Steve Price with you, Now, look, I've spent thirty five
years presenting rubbish that nobody wanted to listen to, or
clear dreadful content, not something should be brought on radio.
But I've never resorted to is the sort of great

(08:06):
successes by number one multi Kyle and Jackie, Oh what heroes.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Now I may have even slowed him down, so it
sounds like the Stea Price we know mental case. Now
you judg for yourself whether it's the real deal or
when did.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
You start working on that?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh well that was giving me gifts for Father's and
I was like not now, not Now, I've got to
defend my rights, and I'm defending the rights of women.
Why would an old prick like him tell women what
they can and can't Like.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
I can't believe you spent your father's day doing that
getting rolleder.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh, I enjoyed it. I love it, love it. What
else has happened over the severe wins? Tasmania getting smashed.
They're telling people in Tasmania and Victoria stay home.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Day home, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
If you're a rufer. That's not a good day for
a roof.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Absolutely not a roof today.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Big bits of tin out that'll turn into a sailing.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
So windy in Melbourne at Melbourne Airport right now it
feels like minus three. It's freezing. It's like category two
or three cyclone conditions. Wow, and Sydney will.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Get just like I didn't fin keep it in.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I shouldn't have had that Coca cola on the way
to work. Does everyone else cop it from their significant other? Yes,
but you're not allowed to burp either. Who makes rules
what other people are allowed to do? Leave every one
of those rows? Well, I don't. I don't comment out loud.
If I don't like your tan, you work. If I

(09:54):
don't like your choice of footwear, no you do. Let's
go to the sensor. The sensors had problems. The sensor
got out of the shower on the weekend apparently, and
when she was telling the girls. I overheard it. She
got out of the shower. She had some activity on
her dating profiles. She was quite excited. Her hair was
all weapon. Then when she had a look she ended

(10:16):
up sitting there, wrapped in a towel with the wet hair,
crying why it didn't work.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Out with Missy?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
What happened there? When the jack your wet hair and everything.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
My ego is so whommed it?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Right now? Oh?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
What happened missy?

Speaker 7 (10:30):
So you're familiar with bumble right. When you match a guy,
you have to send them the first message.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
So I matched with two guys and I sent them
a first message for both of them, super cute, light, friendly,
two sentences, easy, piasy. So I'm getting ready to go out,
and by the time I leave the house to meet
my friend in the city for a drink, both of
them have unmatched me.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Oh that's extreme. They actually unmatched you. So they disappeared.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's a bit of a knock to the ego.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Yeah, And what was weird is that both of them
sent like multiple pool text responses to my first message,
but then an hour later unmatched gone.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Unmatched is like you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Well, to unmatch it means you want them completely gone.
So usually what would happen is you just don't respond anymore.
But you don't go and unmatched profile blocking someone.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Basically, it's the equivalent.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Of blocking something.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Possibly do wrong with him.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
You've got such lovely profile pics. Okay, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Very good profile. Yeah, very hairstyle for work for one
you lovely.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Let's read out the bio. I haven't been out on
a date for ages. It's time to change that. No,
it's nice. It's actually really good to put that there
because then you think, oh, she hasn't.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Been you're a woman, and you're a gay guy. I'm
the only man commenting from a men's point of view.
Oh yeah, towey toey as should be an easy lay.
That's what I think.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I love to learn new things, so if you're over
educated and well traveled, we just might get along.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
That would put guys off over educator, How does that mean?
Is that like a high? Is that like a lecture?
Like a professor? Where are you looking at that?

Speaker 7 (12:30):
I like nerdy guys. I particularly love if they've got
like at least an undergraduate degree.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Have you got your hand out for Lockie because he's
a nerd. Yeah, you like the locky type of nerd.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
No, well, Lockie's a colleague, so it wouldn't be appropriate
to discuss him particularly.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well withed censor. It's electrifying the chemistry. How could you
deny it anyway?

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Not keen either, So yeah, your interests you write our
makeup writing, theater, fantasy and spa weekends, and then you're
known for never checking my social media accounts. Yeah, this
is all good. So, okay, what's the opening line? Did
you do the same thing for both of them?

Speaker 7 (13:19):
No, So I always write an opening line that tells
them I've actually read their profile.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
So the first guy, he had a dog, so I'm
kind of like, hey, what he mentioned going to a
dog park in his profile? So I said, hey, what's
the good the dog park you go to? Let's arrange
a casual meet cute, and he sent locked three message
responds okay, pretty much telling me.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Exactly where you lived.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
And the second guy was posing as James Bond in
some pictures that were clearly taking of him in a
tux at a wedding.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
So when he was pretending he was James Bond, yeah,
his name was double O seven James Bond you fell
for it?

Speaker 7 (13:59):
No, No, he wasn't pretending to be James Bond, but
he was clearly in a tux and like post. So
I just said, hey, did you always want to be
James Bond kind of thing?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
And help?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Was it?

Speaker 7 (14:09):
I feel it was very benign.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
You're a loser. You're an absolute loser on that. And
you said you like theater. Any real bloke is going
to run a million miles at the thought of going
to see Aladdin on live stage.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
No, that's fair, you know. Actually what got me a
lot of traffic?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:26):
What?

Speaker 7 (14:27):
I was having drinks at Mayo's baby shower and I
handed my profile.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Over to Josh.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Yeah but no, but yeah, and I'm aged with a
really hot guy and yeah, but messaged him from my
profile and he said, what's that you're sitting on in
that picture? And why isn't it my face?

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (14:45):
And then what response did you get?

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Two minutes stinging?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And was it hook? He just knows how to get
a fella.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah, but he lives in the world of grinder where
he just wants like a quick hookup.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Obviously, it still worked on the what are You a
Christian Love Match? But what are you on?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
What is bumble?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm on Bumble's similar to the Christian love match. Well, see,
I don't know what you're doing wrong. Maybe you should
get some more sexy photos up there.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
I think so. So if anyone wants to help me
with a photo shoot, please like.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
MS you're suggesting you'll you'll get nude if someone takes
the photos for free.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
I need help.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
I can't even look at a camera and take a
selfie properly.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's what I heard. Did you hear that, Alfie? Someone
helped me out with that felt like inviting a bloke
around to take photos of her for free?

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, because I agree, bro, whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Little little nephew there he agreed.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
I don't accept Alfie's advice. I've probably had sex with
more women than he had.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Do you accept Blockie's advice?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Now, don't get angry, don't get it. You don't have
to get angry and raise your voice. Did they teach
you that at radio school to raise your voice? No,
they don't, especially to women. Steve Pros be all over you, sorry,
oh man. All the staff here were outraged that apparently
the price of cigarettes have gone up another six point
eight percent as of yesterday. I bought five packets this morning,

(16:21):
no clue that they'd gone up. I don't even know
how much cigarettes cost.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I think different shops put up the price at different times.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
And Bruno did notice that at my brother's wedding, not anyone,
even the elderly family members down to the younger ones,
none of them had the proper cigarettes with the government
warning on them. They all had the imported naughty cigarette. Yeah,
every person, everyone, Oh, it's crazy like and it's so
the only fool buying them from the servo.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
I think, oh yeah, I think you maybe because it's
such like a flashback to like the nineties early two thousand,
seeing people like seeing the logo.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
No one had Brian with the hole in his throat that,
no one had the dirty old Aunties food with the
gross nails, no one. They all had the nice cigarette.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
There's actually a story today that around New Year's Day
they found a boat just off Newcastle in New South Wales,
one hundred k's off found a boat. It was full
of these cigarettes, like the illegal ciggies, three hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Worth of them.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
But the officials couldn't do anything about it because they
I don't know. It's like it's not being sold here,
so it's yeah, so it's not what are you saying,
we get them a tinny and we had one hundred
k's off and we get them without tax or they
just had to let the boat sail away.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
And where's it going I don't know, probably somewhere, going
to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Wow, I need to find out where you get the
black market.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I don't think you should be mentioning that on the radio.
I can give you a couple of phone numbers if
you want to. I think they don't sell black market
Siggies in your suburb. Brench too expensive and businesses are
very scrutinized in your area. You get the normal Siky's
pete or the Dodgies.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
A bit of a mixture, mixed bag, mix it up.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
He's keeping on the right side of the law with
that answer.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, so fair enough for us.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Well, that's making them very, very expensive then that it'd
have to be like probably seventy five dollars a packet
for some people. Well, who would have thought, like you know,
all those years ago when you would have started smoking,
there would have been wit like six.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
In America there's still like four dollars a packet.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's crazy. The most I've paid in the city eighty
dollars a packet. Yeah, yeah, yeah it is and stops.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
You can stop if you don't like, Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah,
do you stop? Peter everyone?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Not really Maybe for a couple of years back when
I was like fourteen or fifteen.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Did you see fat Man Scoop died on the weekend
apparently from drinking too many energy drinks? Well, I think
he just only drinking one, yeah, one that night.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
No, he'd never had an energy drink before, Is that wrong?
And drank that one energy drink.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, that's quite a weak person if he died for
one energy But.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
We don't know that he did. I mean, that's just
like obvious.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Through life and just now have one energy I've never
in my life had an energy haven't you?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Can you not? Then?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Ever, sounds dangerous, that's.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Not that thing.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
This guy was a big monster too.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, he was big. I can't see that an energy
drink would be responsible for it.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well you're saying that because you'd have about twelve energy drinks.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
I can do, but I don't usually.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But yeah, yeah, Wellcoob dead that man's coop finished.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
He was hectic.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
He only had that one song, remember song primsogynistics, I
like the blood is shame shame Now this bloke also
boasting about sleeping with women NonStop, despite running around town
with three st eyes and no teeth. Still get late.

(20:00):
Haven't listened to it. I got three.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
STDs in the clu right now, I can steal your
bs mis TV.

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Three STDs, steal you the BSEs, no problems, steal hold
let right.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
You think it's a game, it's not a game of work.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
So you know it doesn't matter how his dental hygiene is.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Is he telling anyone that he's got the STV?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's not very You got to be very careful out
there because there's fellas like that lurching around riddled with stuff. Yeah,
I give you the warning. You're the one I'm concerned
about the most.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
You don't need to be.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Actually, was that well? If you found someone?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, I just don't.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Close the business. No close for renovations, dinner condoms. No.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
No, it's just been a while, and in that time
I've had a check and I'm clear, but I haven't
had I was working out how long. It's been quite
some time since I've hooked up with anyone.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Actually, what do you mean, like, what's quite what do
you to be thirteen years? Could be two weeks?

Speaker 5 (20:59):
What do you think is acceptable for quite some time?
What do you imagine that is?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I expect that to be over four months? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
It is, Yeah, it definitely is before.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
What do you think quite some time? As Brooklyn in
the gay world? What's that week? Yeah? Isn't it weird
that we've got different definitions? Oh boy, I don't like
that bloke anyway. Well, I did hear this guy which
I thought was funny, like because you know how I
bung on the accents every now and then. I don't

(21:31):
find that to be a racist at all. Yeah, some might,
but that's on you. I don't care. This bloke did
point something out though, which I hadn't thought of when
talking about other countries. How we go into the link
you do it when you go we go into Buffalona, Bona?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like that is that racist? No? Well, listen to this
bloke for you decide.

Speaker 13 (21:54):
I just want to know something like why was it
considered Okay? If you're like an English speaker and you
talk about European brand and you change your accent, like
for example, you say I was shopping at you know,
I was at Versace, Like that's considered okay, you know,
Or when you travel you say I.

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Was in France, I went to Baris. I went to
Spain as well, I went to Barcelona. You know, you
change your accent when you pronounce these things. You know,
why is that okay? But I'm considered a racist if
I say, you know, I went to China, you know,
And I was like, you know, why do I get
weird looks.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because I'm doing the same thing.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
You know, if I've come to you and I'm like, yeah,
I also been traveling.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I went to India. Yeah, and I was in Mombay.
I was in.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
That's why markets because it's literally the same thing.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I just want to know why I'll be out as
double standards are true? Why are we allowed to say
the names of the fancy destination.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Certain ones not but Asian? No, that's considered racist.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Well not by me, it's not, no, I'm not by.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
You, but like it would be if you go.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You know, like if you were like a Halla Supreme
reader from North Korea, very wrong unless you are actually
the supreme leader in North Korea. Yeah, exactly, we've got
an Asian out there. Let's ask the Asian, go to Asian?
Where's the Asian at Hey, Fong, don't be rude.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
That's her name.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's her name, Sorry, Brooklyn, apology? Is that your name? Fung?

Speaker 13 (23:32):
My name?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
What's it.

Speaker 14 (23:34):
Is?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Her name? Yeah? Is it? I forgot what I was
going to ask? Yes?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Would it be races?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Like does the guy make sense to me? No?

Speaker 15 (23:46):
Because I do it to Asians myself.

Speaker 16 (23:49):
You're a person.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah, it does depend doesn't it m hm? So you're
fine with it. You don't see it as racist. If
Carl said that and put on the accent when saying
I'm going to Beijing.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's fine.

Speaker 15 (24:02):
It's like people say, Crystal jail, where your boy praying?
What you know, Like when you're a nails salon and
they go, darling, where your boy praying?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
You?

Speaker 15 (24:11):
Like Crystal jail, salac oh the nails.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
What she's saying, darling, where's your boyfriend? Is he in jail?
Do you want slay? Is what you're saying, is the
boyfriend in jail? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (24:22):
When you go to nail salon, that's what they ask.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Do they ask if your boyfriend's in jail? Why do
they ask?

Speaker 15 (24:26):
That gets mistaken? Like do you want crystal jail? Or
is your boyfriend in jail? Like because of the tone.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Sounds like she's saying jail, but it's gel okay, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh, there we go. There's our Asian expert. Yep.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
I love that. We've got one two.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Thong? What is it? Thong fung p hu g p
h u G not you o g you yep? Write
that down? And what are the ex where's our other expert?
We have a black expert. I saw she's arrived this morning.

(25:11):
Where's the black girl at.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
She's moving some signage at the moment.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
You can't if she's not an Airbnb task? What are
those air tasks? She's not one of them? Is she?
We'll have to track her down. I'm not sure where
you've got her moving boxes on her first day? A
woman Steve Pros will be outraged. Get a man to
move the boxes. Worries keep her for knitting.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
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Speaker 1 (25:48):
Julia kicking things off this morning than trading verse lady
here at kiss. Did you see Julie the bikini pictures?
She always looks Julie. We call her a kiss. I
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Speaker 5 (26:18):
Let me into juce You to Ellie and she's playing
for the lady. Hi there, hey honey, Hi.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
You're a primary school teacher.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
How lovely? What year are you teaching?

Speaker 17 (26:31):
I am ipt too too.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
She drives a VW golf and she's had a boyfriend
for three years. Her favor sex position is doggie and standard.
On her first date, she teased a guy's laugh and
fell off her barstool and had to get stitches.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Ah, she fell off the bar stool whilst laughing at
the other guy.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Is that how it happened?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
To know?

Speaker 17 (26:55):
Just you would laugh at exactly what happened?

Speaker 18 (26:58):
She liked this big mostly guy, but he had this
like really scrawny laugh, and.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
I like a little Michael Jackson little little laugh.

Speaker 18 (27:06):
Yeah, yeah, thought of the white.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Michael Jackson and the Simpsons, remember that big weirdo is
like a mental patient. But thought it was Michael Jackson.
Like to be a Simpsons fan again, Yep, he was
more Dora the Explorer And you fell.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Off your bustel and what where'd you get the stitches?

Speaker 18 (27:25):
I had to go to the hospital because the cut
was actually quite deep.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Would like to play the cut like what'd you bang?
Did you bang your head or something?

Speaker 18 (27:32):
I banged my hair?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh shit, And that's.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Awkward, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
The head bleeds.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
I know you're laughing at.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Him and then suddenly you're bleeding.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Oh yeah. Weighing in at forty five kilo.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Five yeah, right up there in the design.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
It's bitches, get stitches.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ellie, good laugh, allie, forty five killers. You can blow
her over.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
She's tiny.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Steve is playing for trade. He's a construction machine operator.
Hello Steve, good morning.

Speaker 14 (28:04):
Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
How are you very well? When he's not in the
big machine, he drives at Toyota Yaris. That's a real man,
married with five kids. Oh now I know the wife's
got the big car to carry all the kids around.
He once was sinned for wheel of fortune, but failed
because the wheel fell off its injuries after his spunnets.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Oh were you auditioned.

Speaker 14 (28:27):
Fora wheel of fortune? About fifteen years ago?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
And I was about one.

Speaker 18 (28:33):
Hundred and twenty kilos in and when I went to
spin it, it kept coming off the rail.

Speaker 14 (28:37):
I guess I was a bit nervous and I couldn't
control my strength and I was just going all in
and it kept coming off the rail.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I didn't realize. I didn't realize you have to line
up and audition to spin. That sounds no. You After
they sit in a room with hundreds of people, it's
what and they and they decide whether you go on
by whether you can spin the wheel well or not.

Speaker 19 (28:56):
Ah.

Speaker 14 (28:57):
They judge you on your personality and everything first, and they.

Speaker 11 (28:59):
Eat a few people out and then they get you
up to do a spin.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And yeah, I surprised people. If those that watch game shows,
I'm sure you must be as surprised as I am
that they're searching for people's personalities, because these are some
of the dullest people I've ever seen on game shows. Yeah,
even on the chase when they've got big, big fat
Brian there, and they're like, what are you like? I
like bird watching and I I think.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Something like the chase. They're not that worried about it,
but things are family, hude and will of fortune. They
do get odd balls that are quite funny on there.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Don't know. Those people are very dull and stuff the worst.
His favorite sex position is reverse cowgirl. He's lost a
few kilos. Ladies weighing in at a hundred kilos today.
It's no spin. No Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Will have no fortune for you, see nothing.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Let's see how you do today on our little game show.
Good luck man.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay, what kind of products does Nancy Gance sell?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
No idea me neither, just quietly we never heard of
You've never heard of Nancy Gance, of course, not unfortunate
the name.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I think this is like shapewear, you know, like the girdles,
like the things that suck you in underwear.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
This is what fat chicks used. No, sorry, we don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
A lot of girls will use it to like mo
out like you know, make it really flat.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
We avoid that. We never heard of Nancy Dance. Sounds disgusting.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
What type of food would you put in a banaton basket.
Is it banaton basket? Yeah, banaton.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Bread, bread jacket bread in the basket.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Yes, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah. Can you seem annoying yourself? Like the guy got
it right? Don't yourself?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I'm annoyed.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Don't you get annoyed?

Speaker 5 (31:08):
It get Christion? Number three Charlotte Tilbury has a popular
lipstick and it's called pillow something. What could it be? Though,
it's not pillow talk. There's no such thing pillow time.
No one says pillow time.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's a lipstick color. Pillow color that yellow stained under
the seemed.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
All right, are you ready, Ellie? You've got to beat two?
I was actually here? All right?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Is it inappropriate if I ask you? You want the
menstruating cycle like I am daddy nurse? Yes, I can
tell by the lack of and there's the little edge to.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
The Can you actually hear it?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Can? Oh? I can feel it? Yeah? Okay, it's an energy. Yeah,
it's a don't come near me and don't push the
envelope energy. Yeah. I'm on eggshells, my favorite place to be. Okay,
here we go, Elie. Question one, what is the purpose
of the claw on a claw hammer? What's that?

Speaker 20 (32:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:22):
My god?

Speaker 17 (32:22):
I could take any screws or nails.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Out well, nails correct, Yes, yes, screws screws out? Nice one.
Question two? What does Bretta manufacture? What do they make?

Speaker 17 (32:37):
What was the brand again Bretta? Oh my gosh, what.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Tools? Well, some might say you're tooled up if you've
got one, but are they tools? No, they're not. It's
a firearm. It's a gun.

Speaker 17 (32:54):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I wouldn't no gun brands. I wouldn't know, wouldn't know one.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
What's the most popular gun brand?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
And I'll tell you if I've ever heard of Smith
and Western, Yes, I've heard of Block.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Glock is the brand. I thought glock was the type
of gun like a rifle.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
No, no, no, glock is a pistol.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
But it's a brand of a.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Brand and pistol. The police used it like worldwide, the.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Right Like when I went to a shooting range and
that was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
How many did you use?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I used every gun you can?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I think? Where were you doing this.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Gold Coast shooting range?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
It was so fun. Charlie's angels vibe.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
But a glock is like that was the preferred.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Okay, you've got two out of three row she.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Only has one and This is the third question typebrecker Tim.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Zoo is the son of which legendary boxer? Oh?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
No, Tim, do you know of a famous boxing guy
with the surname Zoo?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, timsus the Sun. But who's the Yeah, who is that?
I wouldn't have a cler.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Never mind that's Costure the Zoo. That means the boys
win today. Yeah, never mind bringing you guys up to
sixty three points to our sixty six dads sing all night,
all well done, Steve O.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You got the money five hundred lovely you can get
all your ship with high pages? Are you registered on
high pages? If you're trading, I'm crazy, But you've got
to be, Steve. You got to be otherwise, Like, hey,
you're supposed to work nonstock. You know the deal?

Speaker 13 (34:40):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
The boy? Yeah, the boy, We drink talk ship, sing
all night, yeah boy, well done fellas.

Speaker 19 (34:52):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
The guys were crawling back. Yeah, a like miserable blow,
Like crawling in on a Sunday AVO when you've told
your wife just heading out for boys. Yeah you come
tale in? Did going it on Sunday? Oh baby? No,
one thing led to another. Yeah, happy times, that's married.

(35:15):
That's married life. Still to come today, David Walliams, British comedian.
You know the guy, yeah, you know from Little Britain.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Yeah, great, yeah, that's right, Yes, that's him.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's the other bloke, isn't it. That is him. That's
him and the woman that got caught up in that
Netflix weird. I remember that guy who hung up on
us and he went interview console. They'd spread a thousand
bits of seamen around. He had a thousand children around
the world. Well, Australian lady's been caught up in that
whole thing. She took this guy's baby batter without knowing

(35:47):
it was his. So the guy's a Charlattan. We'll get
her in to find out what the hell happened there.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Jaggio a Kale and Jackie ashell that late us, that late.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Us windy today, especially Melbourne listeners cyclone strength win I
mean dangerous shit stay time. They say, yeah, Tops for
fourteen Sydney Windy for you, not as bad as Melbourne,
but apparently that'll it's on our on the radar.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, like lunchtime.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
We're talking. Yeah, total fireband in New South Wales at
the moment and Tops to twenty four.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
All right, let's go to Phoebe who's called in for
first cause.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Hi Phoebe, you're in Melbourne. Hi, guys, windy as right? Really?

Speaker 18 (36:32):
Hi Kyle and Jackie O. It's horrible down here. Cyclone
like winds.

Speaker 21 (36:35):
It's like World War Z movie.

Speaker 18 (36:38):
I'm a nurse on the way to work and I
just want to say to everyone, slow down, don't get
any roofs, don't go into the beach for any unnecessary reasons.
Work from home if you can. I'd love to work
from home today.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Can I ask what it is you're seeing on the street?

Speaker 18 (36:53):
Oh, it's just like degree everywhere. There's branches down, there's
crews working around, have already passed many scs crews taking
trees off the road.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
That yeah, loads of people still out and about, or
you know, are people staying home.

Speaker 18 (37:10):
There's a couple of people out for their normal morning jog.
But I would keep that last on my agenda. But yeah,
I think everyone should stay inside today.

Speaker 17 (37:20):
All schools are off.

Speaker 18 (37:21):
I've heard in the air.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
How is that right? At schools out as well? You
hear that Brooklyn. A lot of schools.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Check online if you want to find out.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
It's crazy, isn't it? Absolutely?

Speaker 18 (37:30):
I don't want to see any more patients than we
need to.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Are you expecting a busy day because of it?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (37:37):
Yeah, whenever the weather is a bit I'm off we
always see a few more people in for it.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
But what got you in the nursing, Phoebe? What made
you think I'm going to be a nurse.

Speaker 18 (37:47):
I've always wanted to. I just, you know, enjoy the difference.
Every single day we see new people, new stories. It's great, Locky.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Why don't you just go outside?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
And well he's already been outside once he came to
work this summer.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
What was it like for you, Lockie?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Terrible?

Speaker 20 (38:05):
I mean particularly only this morning. It was absolutely howling wind.
Wike me up at about two thirty this morning?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Was that strong?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You must have been terrified?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Howling wind?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Thanks Phoebe for calling through.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Thanks to the update. By the way, it's really affected
your fringe. Lucky you've got you know, you've got that
weird tuft of hair. There there you go that much
much better. You looked a bit demented.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Collared.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Hi, good morning, good morning, coge I guess very well
you want and you've got an announcement for everyone.

Speaker 14 (38:43):
Yes, I've got a message all the women out there
for the single woman. Dating ups are not made for events.
They're made only for one thing.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
That's what I Wait a minute, They're not made for what.

Speaker 14 (38:55):
They're not made for romans. They're only made for one thing.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Oh that's not true, Mars.

Speaker 14 (39:01):
That's why. That's why every girl gets ghosts and stuff
like that, because guys they want a relationship on a
dating app. You're not going to get married. You're not
going to get married on the dating app.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
It depends what dating app.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
What are you on, calor But I think maybe I'm.

Speaker 14 (39:16):
Not on any dam because I'm currently married. But when
I used to bes to only be for one thing.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Yeah, but I feel like you do go to Tinder
for that, and then there's other ones like Bumble, we
go to.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
That, they go to the desk for those ones as well,
where they're all.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
The same car pretty much.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
But I do feel that Tinder is more designed for
just everybody.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
But the ones, the ones that have been burned by
Tinder have moved over to the other ones, and blokes
know that. So you're not always.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Going to get the truth from these is I find
and and I might be wrong, but in my experience
and I'll ask the girls out there. In my experience,
people are pretty straight up these days, like they will say,
because it gives you you have to fill out whether
you're looking for asual or long term.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
We understand, we understand how I.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Just don't feel people really fudge that.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I think you'll be surprised.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
I've never found that to be the case. I really haven't.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
You've still found no one good on there?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, but that takes you know, it takes ages, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
To sift through the duds? Right?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Well, yeah, a lot, you absolutely do. But they haven't
been duds though. That's the thing. They've been good guys.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Why didn't you keep Tom?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Just wasn't the right person? You know what it's like,
you just you know kind of when you do well, No,
not always, you don't know straight away. Sometimes you have
to give it a bit more of a chance.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Have you ever been screwed over on one of those things?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Have you ever had someone that wasn't really looking for
what they said? Never?

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Never?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Once?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
And if they're not, if they're not looking for it,
they say it, they say, oh, just.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
You know, blah blah blah, and you go, okay, you no,
not for me.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Thanks.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
They do lie about their age, though.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Do they? There's Missy again?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Do they try and make out their younger or older?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (41:01):
I think to come up on younger girls search parameters.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Because I have so many proof. I've found that a
lot of what I believe young guys pretending to be older,
I don't think that happens.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
Yeah for me, he's three of the six guys in
their fifties saying they're in their forty, guys in their
forties saying in their thirties. So they pop up on
younger girls search results.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Isn't that funny?

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Because yet you do actually see guys on them and
you go, oh.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
He's only thirty eight.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
He looks forty eight.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Very judgy.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Yeah, Joe's all the guys look so old.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Joe heard the sound of the censor and he's keen
on finding out a bit more. Joe, Hi, CeNSE a, Joe,
how are you good?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Thanks?

Speaker 19 (41:49):
Jo?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
It?

Speaker 19 (41:51):
Would?

Speaker 22 (41:51):
You sound really nice? And I think you should go
out on a day with miky Chargan make you, you know, happier.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Well, what is that? Say? No more?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
What are your intentions?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Joe?

Speaker 22 (42:03):
What are my intentions? But I don't have fun night,
nice food?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
What are you looking for, Missy?

Speaker 7 (42:09):
A relationship preferably yeah, I've been single.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, and you're looking for the sound Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Since it wouldn't you rather just, you know, have a
date and a little passion, a bit of a feel
up and then coming straight out and saying you're looking
for a life partner. That scares a lot of people off.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
No, darling, I'm thirty seven. I don't care if I
scare them off. Good, get gone, don't let on the
way out.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
There's no need to that. Otherwise I've been crying on
the couch again with that wet hair.

Speaker 22 (42:44):
I'm still here, so I'm not worried about it. So
let's go and see what happens.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Where would you take her, Joe?

Speaker 22 (42:49):
Well, it depends on what sort of food she likes.
I'm a pretty wide variety of food. I like Tyler,
like you know, Chinese or yeah, lovely?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Hey, Joe, she wants someone who's over edged, cadd Is that.

Speaker 22 (43:01):
You over educated?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Well?

Speaker 22 (43:05):
I know I know a lot, but I've lived life experiences.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Is it books smart or well or street smart? What
are you looking for?

Speaker 6 (43:14):
World end?

Speaker 22 (43:15):
Street smart?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
What are you looking for books.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Book smart kind of gown.

Speaker 22 (43:22):
She's making excuses see.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Books smart? Why do you want someone to So you
sit in one arm chair reading your Leane Moriarty book,
and then he's sits in the other chair reading tech guru.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Would you love to see him read?

Speaker 7 (43:43):
I don't know some philosophy.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Oh, you've got the work on the.

Speaker 22 (43:52):
Philosophy is not reality.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I could google a couple of things, Confucius said, will that.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Work in a pinch?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah? I see.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
What do you think, Missy? You think you and Joe
should go out on a date or do you want
to know more about him?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
Look, I'm open to anything at this point. Yeah, open heart,
not openly exchentse, just so you.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Know, do it, let's do it, do it?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, anything for the show, she said.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Bro, you might not have heard it, Joe, she said,
not open legs.

Speaker 22 (44:23):
No, it's fine. We've got to work on that. You
can't you know, you don't want to sort of do that.
I don't want to do that on a first day either.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Yeah, that's right, Okay, nice, all right, run with that line.
Go out on a date tonight. Just don't overthink it.
Just do the date tonight. Guys and report back to
us tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Okay, well it's the deal.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Okay, done, love it.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Joe.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
You're free tonight, not tonight tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Ah, yes, she can't do the Okay tomorrow night, it's off.
Never mind.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Okay, we're going to do birthday. Well, are you celebrating
your birthday today?

Speaker 20 (44:56):
You?

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Virgo's out there call us on thirteen and one six
five if.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You opportunities to win money coming up, the pop quiz
ten grand beat the bomb. It's all back soon everyone.
We're all okay. Birthdays for today, September the second. Have
you birthday for it's yours? You share it with? Keanu
Reeves sixty years old, Yeah, Salma Hiak fifty eight, Mark Carmen,

(45:21):
you know Gibbs from n CIS. Yeah, he's not on
the show anymore, but he's still executive producer seventy three years.
He looks good.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
He does look good.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Actually, Gay Waterhouse, the Horse Lady there, Yes, seventy have
you birthday? Gay birthday z the DJ thirty five? Yeah,
he lo the La La Kent you know her from
Vander Palmer Rules thirty four years old. Today, that's it
for the celebs.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Ali is celebrating Gooday Ali.

Speaker 16 (45:48):
Hi Ali, Hello guys here are you going very good?

Speaker 11 (45:51):
How old are you today?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I'm turning twenty eighth day twenty eight?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh? Nice?

Speaker 11 (45:58):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
That was how old I was when I first met Jacqueline.
That's nice. She twenty four.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
You know what, I've got your virgo horoscope here. You
tell me if this applies to you today and to
all virgos out there, Emotions could be very intensive intense
at work today. Important projects are reaching their deadline. So yeah,
you Basically they're saying tempers might flare and co workers
could clash, so stay calm, keep going whatever is adults.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
I know, I'm just thinking she's not going to relate
to this, are you no.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
I've actually got so.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Oh I don't understand obviously talking through a tin can
as well.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Are you on the day, doll? Or do you have
the day off?

Speaker 8 (46:47):
I've got the off?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
What what is it?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Usually?

Speaker 8 (46:52):
I'm a teacher, so I've got the day off today?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah? Okay, Ryan, how does that work with the horoscopes? There?
I know you believe wholeheardly in the horror No, you.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Are you approaching an important deadline.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah no, no, not really.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Okay, no bullshit, that's been your birthday, Will in the.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Wheel nap, Yeah, sorry exactly. I'm sure if we had
half an hour to dig and probe would find out
that it was very accurate. Number one, what's that one?

Speaker 5 (47:26):
The viral Ninja ice creamy Deluxe value three hundred and
fifty dollars. You make homemade ice cream, sawbees and frozen
yogurt some more.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
It's all viral.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You can make it out of anything, too right and
anything in there.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Actually, this is like a huge thing on TikTok right now.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
They're all into it.

Speaker 23 (47:44):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
I look good too.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
We got a couple of songs to play for you.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
We have the Carryover song with Sam Smith and Kim
Petres Unholy Ali.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Yeah, that's a good one that's been for a while, and.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah it has you guys need to get kicks. The
more we don't get picked, the less songs we have
to come up with.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah, that's usually an idea you've got today. Well, Fat
Man's Scoop died over the weekend and we just have
to pay tribute with the one song that ever. We're
big be faithful.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
They go pretty hard. Ye, well, fat Man's scoop fat Man. Yeah,
want to celebrate his death, the death.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
I'll go with the and you know what coming up
next in my own news. I just heard the audio
of him on stage where he dies on stage in
the middle of hyping up with that song like and
his last words were in that song, the major.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Line in it.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Just fade out and collec It's awful. It's awful. It's
so intense to listen to.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Well, I don't I don't agree, Jackie. I feel if
I died. The last thing I want to hear me
say is like, it's eleven past seven a kiss. You
got to go out not with with what you're known.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
For, right?

Speaker 5 (49:20):
But what would that he died in his sleep.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
On a sleep apneing machine somewhere because he was a monster. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
No, I do believe that if he had the choice,
I reckon, he would have gone out this way.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I reckon. It is quite like amazing to go out
like that.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I can't wait. You've got that order?

Speaker 4 (49:36):
I do, I do. I'll play for you next.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Here he is when he was alive. What a ce
brace center, Sup. Yeah, it's a big Batman's rested in peace.
Bak fell up, It's kiss What a shame he did?

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Fat Man scoop.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
He died on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Jack's got timonia? Is you want to sleep better? Wake refreshed?
Or do your spinally is below now it's spinal ease
dot com dot au. What's happened to him?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Well, okay, so he passed away. He was fifty three
years old, same as you. And the footage is kind
of really shocking. And the audio because he was on
stage in Connecticut doing his concept and halfway through the
set he dies whilst still.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Hyping the crowd. Right up to the last second.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
His last words were crowd hyping, was he yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:38):
And the most iconic It's just so ironic. Not ironic,
but it's like so funny that his last words were
also the most iconic words that we know him for.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
And it's going to be Is this going to make
us feel weird hearing?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
I think it will, Actually I think it does. It's
sort of it's sort of hard to listen to in
a way.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
We'll turn it up everyone. Yeah, he's been dying.

Speaker 24 (51:06):
You better give it up a fat right now, I said.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Ware not if he came the party.

Speaker 24 (51:28):
There's some no.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Collapsed there. He goes down and that was it, dying. Yeah.
Then they turned all the lights on. Everyone was wondering
what's going on because someone's giving him CPR behind the
DJ box and they just couldn't get him back. I
know that was it.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Yeah, that's sad, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
But then I guess maybe that would be if he
could choose a way to go out.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Are trying to do him?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Maybe his family, And it's been for the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Family, sure, some nice words of encouragement for the future,
but the rest of us iconic death. Yeah, and anyone
else ever died on stage? I don't have a memory
of anyone dying in the Apps.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I dine either. Actually I don't.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
I can't think of one, like really famous musician that's
died on stage.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Quite a shock, be pretty rare for that to happen,
you know.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Now, Snooky from Jersey showed you may remember a very
famous episode where she got arrested because she was really
drunk on the beach.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I don't anything about it. I don't remember Snooky that well.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
She's saying that it was a little bit of a
set up, a stitch up on her now all these
years later, in a recent podcast, she says that, but
basically what yeah, the show was when she was walking
around on the boardwalk and she was shouting, where's the
beach and a man says.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
In the background, it's right there?

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Where else would it be?

Speaker 4 (52:58):
You can't you can't not see to be the feach
is there?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
If she looks to the right, it's all beach and water.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
So like that. That was real that part, And if
you if you missed that episode, he's a little snippet
at the highlights.

Speaker 25 (53:13):
They told Danny that I was going to go get coffee,
but I really went to the bar to tick sharks.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Oh my Gine is out. This girl is freaking drunk,
very shape. Nicole.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
I just want to call on the beach.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Where's the bitch? Oh my god, I'm going the beach,
so be it.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
This is the best. At this point, I'm really worried
that Nicole is going to get arrested or in trouble
for acting a fool on the beach. I don't want
to be the bitch, but you have to go.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
No I will, Nicole. Can't shut her out. You get
my arm like that, get off, Get off. Wait we're starting.
She's jumping fool, she's closing a scene. You see that.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Did we place some underrest?

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Well back to side quarters?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Should we processed? And should we release some of someone?
Recycle her?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
So banned nusense, Like really, I didn't even know there
was a charge for.

Speaker 16 (54:11):
That good person.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
So what she says now on a race and podcast nookey,
is that she was set up by producers so.

Speaker 25 (54:21):
Little secret though those cops weren't on shift for the town.
They were on shift for the production to make sure
that they're protecting us from like crazy people, so they
weren't even I don't even think it's legal for them
to arrestrest me because they weren't working for the town.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
But I watched the video back and.

Speaker 25 (54:39):
One of the producers said, just arrest her.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
And they arrested me.

Speaker 25 (54:44):
I'm not mad at it now because it's like such
an iconic scene, it's amazing, But I'm like, bitch, why
did you tell them to arrest me? And knew my
parents were gonna kill me? Because I think I was
like twenty two to twenty three, I was still young,
but I never got arrested before. I never got like
in trouble with the law. Yeah, I was a good person.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, we don't talk to Snook anymore because she's trying
to rewrite history by pretending she was great and wonderful.
But she was quite the mess at the time. Fabulous
to watch on TV, like the star of the show.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
I feel I always felt a little dirty watching Jersey Shot.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Oh yeah, I just felt.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Like, oh, I can't watch it. It was too much.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
That's someone coming from this show. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Adela has made it clear that she's done with music
at least for quite some time. We well, she hasn't.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
She hasn't. It hasn't been the same since she's found happiness.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
No, she's amazing, amazing.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
She was amazing when she was a tortured soul. That
was all the amazing stuff. Now no one gives us.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
She said she's finished for a very long time.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
That intention has to but.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
After that, I will not see you for an incredibly
long time. That as I will with a whole Why
they make these grand claims of I'm done?

Speaker 4 (56:06):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (56:06):
What does she want to do exactly? Why can't she
keep making music?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Maybe it's not as successful she's.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
So successful, Like, what's with that.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Obviously she might know more than we do.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Maybe it's a case of like it's not just making music,
it's everything else that goes with Maybe no, no, no,
she's she's.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Married married right, yeah, anyway, she's not on the top
of everyone's head anymore. That was two years ago.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Okay, guys, coming up shortly, we are going to do
pop quiz. And then we've got the sperm recipient of
the man with a thousand kids. We spoke to him
just like a week or two ago the Netflix go
the guy that has a god complex and it started
like donating way too much sperm, more than was legally allowed,
making up fake names and there's like a thousand kids

(57:01):
out there.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
He came on with us and he tried to run
the gauntlet, saying he's doing it for all these poor
family The guy's alone for sure.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Well, an Australian recipient of that sperm is coming on out.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Can you make it sound any more gross? An Australian
recipient of that sperm like it's come on the Silk
Road website. Ding dong Oh, finally here's me Jeers everyone else, Jaggio,
father of man Deerware, Have you been the man with

(57:35):
a thousand kids. Have you seen that Netflix documentary? We
had that dude on a couple of days ago. He
hung up on us because I think we were the
only people in the world to ever challenge him. Are
you addicted to spreading your seed?

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Well, the guy doesn't usually talk, Kyle. He does videos
where no one can challenge him. But yeah, getting him
on the show, he agreed to talk to us, and
then obviously it went a little pear shaped and didn't
go his way. But the guy has done something that
you know isn't right. He has donated his sperm. Now
there is a limit on how much you can donate.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Just purely because of inbreeding, you know.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Exactly, So those those sort of requirements are in place
with all sperm.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Bank absolutely, and he they believe as easily a thousand
children out there because of how much he makes up
fake profiles and fake names, goes to different countries and
he's spreading at everywhere.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
This has affected an Australian family, which surprised me.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
A Sydney couple Laura and Kate, And we have Laura joining.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Us in studio the morning.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Laura, are you're good?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
You heard? You heard us? Interview this guy, the man
with a thousand kids, and you're a recipient of his sperm,
not in the traditional dating way, but did you access
his sperm to help you create a family?

Speaker 16 (58:57):
I did, Kate, and I access his sperm through Cryos International,
which is an international sperm bank in Denmark, and we
imported it for treatment in the.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Act and it was successful.

Speaker 16 (59:09):
It was successful.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Why did you find how did you find this guy's
load as opposed to all the others on offer?

Speaker 16 (59:16):
Well, Chrios International is a huge sperm bank basically, and
they screen donors stringently to make sure they meet all
the requirements genetic and familial information, research on the donor's background,
profiles about there that you know why they're donating. You

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get a letter to explain you know why they're donating
and what the.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Most important to know, like who is going to make
up the the you know, the essence that's with you
to make this child.

Speaker 16 (59:48):
That's right, I mean, wanted to go through a sperm
bank because obviously going through a sperm bank you expect
to be to be protected sure by law with the
number of donor children that are out in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
And did you get the real profile of him or
a fake profile.

Speaker 16 (01:00:05):
You obviously get an alias name because the donor's identity
isn't known to you or your child until they're eighteen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Okay, and so how did you work out that this
guy on the Netflix special is the same guy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
And we you're horrified.

Speaker 16 (01:00:18):
My partner and I were extremely horrified and shocked because
obviously we were tipped off on a Facebook group looking
for siblings. Obviously we wanted to find siblings as as
soon as we could for our son. He was very
small at the time, and unfortunately someone said, I'm really
sorry to tell you this, but he is a cereal
sperm downer in the Netherlands and there are hundreds, if

(01:00:41):
not thousands of children out there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
And was this before the special came out that you
found that out?

Speaker 16 (01:00:46):
Yes, our son's six or nearly six.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
You've watched the Netflix special. Yes, And when you see
the governmental, oh you're on it. When you see it,
does it make you feel lucky or conned or are
you happy with You've still got a beautiful young son,
which is beautiful.

Speaker 16 (01:01:06):
We've got two children, which is a real blessing. Obviously,
the gratefulness and the embracing of having children has been amazing.
I would never change it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That's the great positive.

Speaker 16 (01:01:17):
Yeah, we've been through a lot to have them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
It could be hoodwinked almost, like to think you're getting
one thing but you're being served another. That that's a
lucky part.

Speaker 16 (01:01:25):
Right, that's horrible because we were guaranteed five families worldwide
in order to come into Australia, they have to meet
that strict compliance, which is obviously, as we know now,
is not strict legislation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
So we sidestepped to the rules somehow, yes.

Speaker 16 (01:01:39):
By donating to other clinics and privately as well all
around the world.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
We know if there are around others in Australia are
the children.

Speaker 16 (01:01:45):
We haven't found any others in Australia as yet, but
we expect there's up to between five and ten, you know,
maybe five to ten families in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Wow, isn't that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
This is all wonderful that people have got children, But
no one wants to feel that. It's like buying the
car and finding and that's not really a Ferrari. It's
a Mazda RX seven painted with Ferrari badgers.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Well, I mean it's interesting that like now you know
there's a thousand other brothers and sisters out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
At least he's got a lot of siblings.

Speaker 16 (01:02:17):
Is there a Facebook group for those children? There is,
there's a big Facebook group. We connected with that group
very early on in the piece. Our son wasn't twelve
months old?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Have they been supportive? And have you found some solace
in that we have?

Speaker 16 (01:02:31):
I think that's been the biggest takeaway for us, as
knowing who the donery is very early for our children,
so that we can prepare them for the information that
we have at hand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
There's going to be a lot of questions in the future,
isn't there There is?

Speaker 16 (01:02:42):
And obviously they're connecting with their siblings early, so we
know we have connections with some very, very amazing families
and children that are already part of the part of
our story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
He didn't like it when I accused him of being
a serial sperm donat now he wouldn't because I'm very
agitated and hung up, And I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:02:57):
Glad that you actually raise that with him, because no
one so far has actually challenged why what his motives?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
No one's in the whole world has challenged this guy ever.
Just me.

Speaker 16 (01:03:07):
Look, they're being delicate the interviews are being delicate because
they obviously want him to participate and they know that
if they challenge him that it's going to be over.
It's going to be over.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Like it was with us.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:03:18):
Yeah, there is a god complex going on, absolutely, and
the motives are very questionable. Obviously, there's the altruistic side
of things, which was the original motivation for donating. And
we separate the behavior of the donor from our children's
genetic makeup because I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Because it's all in the way you raise the children,
that's right. We don't know and he's not like like
he seems normal. He just has this one weird addiction,
like I've got it smoking addiction.

Speaker 16 (01:03:46):
Just as we I would say it's an addiction. And
I actually said that in the documentary too, that really yeah,
And it was important to be part of it, not
for our own personal gratification, but for actually getting the
information out there into the world about the fact that
when people choose to use donor gainments, which is the
sperm and egg that you can access for treatment, it
affects everybody that has access to that. It's not specifically

(01:04:07):
just single women or same sex couples. And with the
male infertility and the female in fertility issues that are
happening that are continuing to increase over the years. People
need access to donor sperm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
And people need to know that they're landing in a
safe zone where what they say you're getting is what
you're getting. That's correct, that doesn't seem like a hard
of it.

Speaker 16 (01:04:28):
They meet strict requirements, is what we were told. So
obviously there's a lot of loopholes in the law. There's
a lot of leaky, leaky ships.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
And you're talking aboutmen and.

Speaker 16 (01:04:40):
Egg donation, but it's more likely to happen with the
sperm doner's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Unfortunately, your little fellas just gorgeous and wonderful, amazing.

Speaker 16 (01:04:46):
He's a gifted child. I love that, very very intelligent.
He knows what we're doing by being part of this
and you know, obviously we don't share any negative information
or talk about the don and negative but he does
know why. It's just there's too many siblings in the future.
It's about not just avoiding consanguinity, which is, you know, interbreeding,

(01:05:06):
because we won't have that issue much in Australia, but
we'll wide it's a massive problem. Secondly, I guess we're
doing this to really show them that there shouldn't be
that many children in the world out there that are
related to you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
No, that's why these rules are in place.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Is there are a country that has the most amount.

Speaker 16 (01:05:22):
Netherlands, Netherlands, Italy and hum in Germany.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Wow, So when you're talking the Netherlands are like, how
many are in sort of like the one area, like
quite a large number.

Speaker 16 (01:05:35):
From what we know in Holland there's up to or
if not more than five hundred children.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
So that's insane how he's done that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
You see TV shows all the time over the years
where there's a brother and sister that don't know they're related,
but they end up together because siblings are attracted to
each other if they don't know their siblings, that's right.
So the chance of this creating a problem absolutely in
the Netherlands or in.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
The places like that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
If you're meeting someone, you probably need to ask you
were you from IVF for a start, even Yeah, just
to establish.

Speaker 16 (01:06:12):
It that it's the responsibility of the don a child
or jurn't adult and you can see adult, the responsibility
has fallen on them, which is awful that he's placed
that responsibility.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Exactly on people to now have to do that.

Speaker 16 (01:06:26):
And it's not just our children, it's a great children,
a great great grands.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
It spreads, it goes on and on forever, and it's not.

Speaker 16 (01:06:32):
Going to be in the hot seat like it is
at the moment, so it'll be forgotten. It could be
a real risky, really risky.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
God, you're very brave for getting on there and telling
your side of the story, which.

Speaker 16 (01:06:43):
We felt that we needed to cale because quite frankly,
this doesn't happen every day. Obviously, there are spam doners
out there that are doing this on a mascale. They
work with each other sometimes and it's it's one of
those things. The motivation for it is really not explored enough.
There's not enough support there, there's not enough evocacy for
what's happening. But we need to make it clear in

(01:07:04):
the law what the limits are and actually screen that.
On an international level.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Sure, exactly, it's just not happening, like the world's so connected.
It feels like they're running like nineteen eighties programming in
the background, like surely you can get I can get
pulled over in America and pull my New South Wales
driver's license out and they can check me. Surely IVF
needs to be all working together all over the world

(01:07:29):
with one database, so you can't have needs to happen
these crazy jerk off guys running around to every little place, yeah,
causing potential problems.

Speaker 16 (01:07:39):
Like in New South Wales. There's a five family limit
for each an for an international spam downer worldwide.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
That's what we were.

Speaker 16 (01:07:46):
Told, five families family limit worldwide.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
But you're saying doesn't include.

Speaker 16 (01:07:51):
That doesn't include every other country that they've been able
to import or donate to, and then every state and
territory that has their own separate regulation or legislation have do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
You live every day or you don't think about it
all day every day?

Speaker 16 (01:08:05):
Do you don't think about it all day every day? Goodness,
Because we're at the point now where we've known this
for quite quite a few years. That doesn't mean that
takes away from the power of what we're experiencing. And obviously,
you know, mental health needs to be supported and we
need to have families, you know, working with us and
being able to talk to other people that are experiencing
the same thing that we are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Well, the good thing is that you've had baby two babies. Now, congratulations,
that's wonderful.

Speaker 16 (01:08:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
And there's just this one little weirdo that sort of
that's sort of, I don't know, discolored your joy us.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
He's not still doing it though, is he.

Speaker 16 (01:08:41):
We suspect that he is. Yeah, right, said that he
stopped donating in twenty nineteen, officially for first families, and
we know that he's still helping people have siblings for well,
obviously if you've got one child, then if you want
to have another one, he's he's helping. Yeah, he's helping

(01:09:02):
those families have other families. Yes, but we know that
he's creating new families, and that what he's saying about
stopping donating in twenty nineteen as well, it's not true.
It's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Maybe your counseling stopping donating, but they need.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
To, yeah, stop this guy, they really do. But Laura,
thank you so much for coming me on the show.

Speaker 16 (01:09:19):
We really appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Store.

Speaker 16 (01:09:21):
There's a lot more that I could share with you,
but it's it's a very short segment.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
So I'm sure that we could talk about this for hour.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Yeah, it seem fascinating, the man with a thousand kids.

Speaker 16 (01:09:31):
It's definitely watch this space.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, any other info that comes up that you want
to get out, let us know. Thank you, thank you,
bless you and your beautiful family. Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:09:41):
I really appreciate that caffin.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Thank you, Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
See, nothing's nicer like Father's Day for me. Yesterday was
so joyous, Happy Father's Day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Oh yeah, I did spend a lot of the day
plotting and planning revenge on Steve Price.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
That but I did that with my child. My child
made him like a a macaroni Steve Price. Then we
just we smashed it with the hammer. Good dad, you're bought.
Didn't sender this bloke in the Father's Day carda anything?

Speaker 16 (01:10:09):
No, no, no, no. I mean, obviously we're very thankful for
him donating, regardless of the circumstances. But of course we
celebrated our my dad, he's grandfather. Yes, that's very much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
I love that. Yeah, thanks for this sharing very very
personal story.

Speaker 16 (01:10:27):
It's needed. Obviously, we don't want to share that much
personal information.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
You know, just get a photo of the bloke before do.

Speaker 16 (01:10:35):
You get childhood photos?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I'm not not adult photos.

Speaker 16 (01:10:38):
Not adult photos. As part of their cross profile. Your
son looked like him very much. He's a big resemblance.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yes, well he's not a he's not a bad looking feller.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
He looks a bit like Conrad Soul.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Don't you think like Conrad's my friend? Do we want
to charge Contrad?

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
But saying to Conrad's you know, also donating a thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Sperm, but not the official way.

Speaker 16 (01:10:59):
His profiles that he looked like Robert Plant and Brad
Pitt and potentially Chris Hamsworth's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Right, I general, that's pretty accurate.

Speaker 16 (01:11:09):
It is pretty accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Yeah, because he's not a bad looking rooster, and chose.

Speaker 16 (01:11:13):
Chose him because of the resemblance with my partner. So
it's good. We've we planned it pretty well. But we
didn't obviously see.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah, that he'd be a whack job in the background.
You didn't realize that.

Speaker 16 (01:11:25):
But yeah, serious reforms needed. I'll do anything that I
can to contribute to that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
And if we can help out in any way for reforms.

Speaker 16 (01:11:33):
Thank you, let us thank you very.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
And what I mean is if we have to sign
a letter and number that you might show up with
a plat card, jumps on the wagons lesbian right, she's
always waving the flag.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Thanks Laura, Thanks thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
The man with a thousand kids ended up being a lunatic.

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Speaker 18 (01:14:22):
Enjoy Kyle for yesterday.

Speaker 21 (01:14:24):
God bless you and your little munchkin.

Speaker 14 (01:14:26):
I'm obsessed with with your son.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
He is so adorable, so am I. You know what
he does now which is not my favorite, you know
because I used to say him all the time. If
you've done poopoo and he go no, no, no, and
then he started saying yes. Now he comes to me
every time he's done the ship dada.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
He wanted to pray, oh that's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
And now but that but that means his mother says,
well once his father. Now I'm the chief nappy changer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
When do they get potty trained? I forgotten?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
You should look right up? It might be about now,
maybe because he's too right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, doesn't that they were an apple? Still load there? Seven?

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
No, when's the appropriate age to potty train? I can't
remember myself.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
No idea anyone around here? No, I'm still learning.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
I wasn't really looking to you for the answer.

Speaker 10 (01:15:25):
Guys, we went through it with with my youngest dancetory. Yeah,
it's between two and three. Boys are normally about six
months later than girls.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Ah right, that just a slower to learn.

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
Slower to you to everything, a slower to speak, slow
to war.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
But then we catch up and then we rule the world.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
So it happens. So what you're saying is women have
the opportunity early in life, but ignore it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
No, we don't ignore it, but we definitely are clearly.

Speaker 10 (01:15:55):
Yeah, and then we Stephen Bradbury like past.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Them and we're like they get caught up in emotions
in their own course and periods world and make bridges.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
And do nothing but knit and cook and clean.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Well, that's that's not exactly true. You help populate the
world without you. Without you, guys, yeah, you'd be screwed.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Actually, we're not going to need you. Soon you'll be extinct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
That's eleven million years away.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
Still, you'll be extinct. It just goes to show you're
the ones that aren't needed. If you're going to be extinct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Is this the way for a young single woman to
carry you? Know that what you want men to think
about you, that you're one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
I don't care, but it's true. Like you got a question,
why you guys becoming extinct?

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Maybe our job here is done. Maybe we have done
what the Netflix guy did and put that much population
based around the world.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
That's it. You're done.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
God has said, Okay, we've reached out capacity, folks. No
vacancy here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Hey, next, we're speaking to a one hundred year old woman.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Why she's still getting any I don't think so? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Are we talking to this woman?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
So last?

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
We better not have another fat man scoop situation on
our hands.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
You know what we're doing is we're doing a new
contest for the very elderly ticket before you kick it,
ticking things off your bucket list before you croak it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Well, is this are we on her bucket list?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
No? No, we are doing the whole contest. So there's
all these oldies that have written in wanting us to
organize their bucket list item and we're going to start
granting wishes like the death.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Sorry everyone who's really old and things. They're on their
dying days.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
And they've got something on their bucket list they want
us to get it to happen for them. And this
whole bird I.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Didn't know anything about. How do I not know about this?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
You sort of go through your feet in the meetings,
and that's not into astrology. Nothing else matters.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
When did this get discussed?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Bruno, he's walked off.

Speaker 10 (01:18:14):
When did you get discussed? Like last Wednesday or Thursday?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I think, But you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Guys were in Port Douglas.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Yeah, that's why you don't know about it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
That this meeting on your right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Well anyway, which is would be a nice thing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
You know, I actually do like it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Tell this on hundred year old lady. Yeah, Jackie is
not into no.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
No, I actually do like the idea.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I'm just to achieve a bucket.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Yeah, what's her what's on her bucket list?

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
She really wants to go on a speed jet boat
around Sydney Harbor.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Oh god, I'm going to kill this.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
You've seen how like harsh those things are around the corner. Yeah,
a nickel snap off.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Oh well, that's on her. She's signed the waiver, she dies,
it's on her.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
She might be really active, she could.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Actually I know a man.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Who was one hundred and he was very active and fit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Well, let's not talk about your conquests, Kyle. It Jackie's
ticket before you kick it. I won't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Yeah, ticket before you kick it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
This is like a bucket list of things that our
elder listeners want to do. And today we're talking to
Pat who's a resident at James Milson Village. She's there
with Intermpeach. She is one hundred years old and she's
our first person who'll be doing ticket before you kick it.
Good morning, Pat, good morning, intermpete.

Speaker 8 (01:19:42):
Oh good morning, say hello Pat, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
I'm looking at you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
How are you.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
I'm really good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Thanks, you look incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
I cannot believe Pat, that you are one hundred years old.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
Yeah, yeah, I can't help.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Genetics say you've got a bucket list of things that, well,
everyone has a bucket list of things. I suppose you
want to achieve before you croak it?

Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
Yeah, but buck.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Have you done? What's the most amazing thing you've ever
ticked off a bucket list?

Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
My sat, that's flying?

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Because you were an air hostess for TA You remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
I remember TAA. You were an amazing early airline. I
do remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
And do you remember BCPA British Commonwealth specific airline.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
No, don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
No, I'm only fifty three, so I'm only half your age.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
Never never mind that you loved saying that just then.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
I did it very rare.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
I say that often in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Never do I say, I'm usually the oldest person. I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Hey, Pat, did you ever join the Mile High Club?

Speaker 8 (01:20:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Is that on the list? Or no?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:20:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
There?

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
So what has what has she chosen to do? What?
What is the bucket list that you want us to
help you tick off? What? What is it you want
to do?

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
It's mainly what I don't want to do. I don't
want to climb the harbor bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
I don't even want to.

Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
Look. I'd like to go to back to Bali?

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
What back to Bali?

Speaker 19 (01:21:27):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
You went rogue on us there with you always thought
you were going to say.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Your boat trip?

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
No, didn't you want to go in a jet boat?

Speaker 22 (01:21:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Yeah, you want that, but you also want to go
to Bali as well?

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
Oh well not at the moment.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Oh okay, all right, do you want to do? You
want to do the jet boat first?

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
Is that what my family live in Bali?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Do they? That's nice?

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
So you wouldn't see very often?

Speaker 8 (01:21:54):
You know, you could? You could come and stay with them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
What is this date you're not having?

Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
We won't take Kyle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
A girl?

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
The girls?

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
What about your partner? He he How long were you together?
I'm assuming he is no longer with us?

Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
My partner?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Yes, you have a husband.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
I did have a husband.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
When did he die?

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
He was he was a colonel in the British Army
be very afraid?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Oh yes, he's no macker around. And did did he die?
Did he die in a war or did he survive
the war?

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
He lost his leg in the war.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Did he my grandfather lost his arm in the war.
There was a lot of body passed coming off in
these wars. Terrific.

Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
I know they're going to have to sop wars, aren't
they They are?

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
And when how long ago did he pass?

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Not really about thirty years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
So what's it been like living without him? That's a
long time thirty years?

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Oh you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Like that he died? She loved it was the best
part of her life when she was free. When you
don't have to go down to the servo because you
promise you don't have to go to Westfield. Because on
Wednesday you promise you'd go to Westfield. You can wake
up on seven. I don't feel like going to Westfield. Yeah, exactly. Now, look,

(01:23:31):
this is what they told us. They told us that
you one of the bucket list items was a jet
boat ride. Those boats that go so fast that your
face almost flaps around the back of your head. And
being a hundred, it's highly likely that your face will
flap around the back of your head. But then the boats,
you think, I do not.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
No, I'm looking at you. You don't look too old
for it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Pete is going to take you out of that nursing home.
Put you in a black thunder, take you to a
super boat jet boat on the Sydney Harbor and fly
you like hundreds of kilometers an hour. You're going to
be ripping through the water. You have your little you
have your life, vest On pet You've been on the
boat before, I have.

Speaker 19 (01:24:15):
This is going to be wild for pat.

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
Here.

Speaker 19 (01:24:17):
You seems very excited. You're a shaky about it, but
you're pumped.

Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Now make sure you wear a very tight brazil You
need a type brazier because I mean, anything that's lucy
goosey is going needs to be contained. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I've been on one of those things.

Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
There's so fun part.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
That little jumper that you have to change that jumper
because like a woolen jumper ain't going to cut it
on the Sydney Harbor. It's not what is it? What
is it? What is it?

Speaker 19 (01:24:54):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
Cotton?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Cotton? Yeah, well it's not splitter. It looks like will
to mess.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
Do I need special shoes?

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Yes, you do. You need probably need those ones you
buy at the chemist. Have you got those?

Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
No? No, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
But you have a bikini, give a bikini to wear?
You got your bikini? Okay, lovely, Okay, she's got a
water wings so Lali.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
We're going to check in with you tomorrow and see
how you feel about ticking this off on your bucket list.
But we are super excited to be sending you out
on oz Jet today.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Was jed boning. We got it from the Red Balloon
people a private boat only you know, international tourists. Just
you and intern Peede on the boat. Okay, that's right,
never mind, you're in charge of her life.

Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
Yes, sir, we got this.

Speaker 19 (01:25:51):
I wear super pum.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Yeah, but you're in charge, not just a segment, but
you're in charge of her life.

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
Got it.

Speaker 11 (01:25:58):
She had a neversode.

Speaker 8 (01:26:00):
It's going to be a weekly weekly affair, is well?

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I don't know. It depends on how you and Pete
work out. I suppose the rown or do you find
in turn Peter handsome young man or disgusting? Handsome or
not more disgusting?

Speaker 8 (01:26:17):
Oh no, absolutely handsomer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
You might be surprised that he only makes love to men.

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
Oh you're both handsome.

Speaker 19 (01:26:26):
He was asking if I was married before?

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
What I said? No? No, he only he only he
lays with man. Can you believe that path he lays
with man? Can you believe that?

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
No, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
I don't believe that. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Sounds like my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
If you survive the jet boat, we'll have you back
on the air tomorrow. If not, If not, it's been
nice now.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
And okay, just a parachute.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
You don't have to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
We won't ask that. Take it before you kick it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
My big wish was to come down on a parachute.
Now I have no.

Speaker 19 (01:27:14):
Desire, but they still had you with the jet boat.

Speaker 14 (01:27:16):
No trip to Bali to do the jet boats today?

Speaker 8 (01:27:18):
Do you have a parachute on the jet boat?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Oh? You want to do? Do you want to do that?
What's that called?

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Is a parasale?

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Paras Would you rather do parasale? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
No, no way, We'll stop.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Stop confusing the conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
I'm too arthritic.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Ow you're saying all the saying all the right things. Okay,
well you know, eat you yellow at the oldies home
and we'll put you on that boat in about two hours.

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
I'll be on the bed for two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
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Colin fasteneds for that all new season of m KR.
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Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Okay, let's do mar Buck.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Is that your name? Buck?

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Good morning? You are playing? Yes?

Speaker 17 (01:28:26):
And lady Jackie, Oh, let's do it on board. You
don't understand, you don't understand news on my hero now.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
By the way, some people they get greedy here and
they they just let it keep ticking until it blows
up in their face.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Others get very nervous. They say stop too soon. Yeah,
I got that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
Yeah, okay, all right, We're just going to let you
go and decide, but say stop before that bomb goes
off and you get to keep it all otherwise, any cough.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Any anyone, any coughs?

Speaker 22 (01:28:57):
You got to you gotta saw you know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
What I do have a very sore throat. Actually, oh wow, mate,
But you know I can't be that obvious, bro, because
Jackie is here, and you know she's a rule follower.

Speaker 17 (01:29:13):
Because because I'm from the area, I'm from Penny.

Speaker 14 (01:29:15):
Come on, let's do it. Yeah, okay, oh god, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
By the way, because I don't know that I did.

Speaker 17 (01:29:23):
Yeah, yeah, Jackie, come on, I've got him that wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
That wasn't my sore throat. That was me halfway through
an it's chicken and business.

Speaker 17 (01:29:31):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
I don't know what to think people based.

Speaker 17 (01:29:35):
Off that, Oh Carl, guess what? Lock me up, brother up. Okay,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
I start.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Seven hundred dollars, one thousand, two hundred dollars, one thousand,
three hundred dollars, one thousand, five hundred dollars, one thousand,

(01:30:09):
seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
Looking good, three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Stop stop three thousand dollars, your.

Speaker 19 (01:30:27):
Brother.

Speaker 17 (01:30:28):
I'm in debt at the moment. Wow, this is going
to help me so much. Bloody love you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Can I desis like when he coughed, I heard about
four or five cops in there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
You would have heard.

Speaker 14 (01:30:41):
I heard I heard four.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Yeah, and you just didn't want to I just wanted
to be safe, you see how?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
And you know what?

Speaker 9 (01:30:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:30:49):
You know what I caught up for, Gordy. I won.
The thousand was for my partners engagement. It's definitely going
to buy it now.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Oh bro, they said, what happened to being in no?

Speaker 17 (01:31:01):
I mean debt, But you know that can worry about
in the future. Cup, I want to be married.

Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
I want to have kids.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
That what a nice see how far you could have gone?
You heard four cops? What a coincidence there was three
thousand and three.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Thousand, five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
It wasn't three and a half cops. You heard blood.

Speaker 14 (01:31:22):
He's kicking in the midroad.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Four thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Right, we'd got sold John Man, good Man, happy, happy proposal.

Speaker 17 (01:31:36):
No, you've made my day, guys, honest to God. Always
listen to you on my heart out fan six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
But Price, Steve Price, no fan of the kl and
Jack Yosho, they.

Speaker 17 (01:31:49):
Were the same Steve Price. Man, you've got me cousin
m CA's the name, said said.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Here sir, right, you're about it. Failed to lose.

Speaker 17 (01:31:57):
That you should chuck me on. But you know what,
I'm a hype man, trust me hundred percent. Bruno bather
me and you all day, cuz all day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Well, you know, me and Pedro had that band we
put together Fat skin I was fat and he was skinny,
and then Pedro left.

Speaker 17 (01:32:14):
Pedro thinks from the area, Ronnie, I'm from the area.
I'll bring it, I'll bring the show. To use cuz
and I'll show everyone. I showed a world kJ hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
That's the sort of person we need.

Speaker 17 (01:32:26):
That's that's what you want, bro, that's what you want.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
This guy higher, this bloke immediately everyone, Kyle Jackie morning.

Speaker 11 (01:32:36):
I'm David Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
David Williams. If you want to go and check this
dude out. Very funny, We know him, love him from
a little Britain. Britain's got talent, a million other things.
If you were unfortunate enough last night to be watching
The Project, which is a show I can't stand and
we ban everyone, all the hosts a band from this show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
But David he was last night.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
He was co hosting an international guest. He not to
know the show's ship, but I did watch him on.
My wife watches the show every night, just to my disgrace, David,
nice to see you, to see you guys. Are you
feel more handsome than than I have ever noticed?

Speaker 11 (01:33:13):
Sorry so much, but thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
I get it. I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
So you're doing shows an audience with David Williams, You've
got to head to Ticke a Tick for.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
The for the to go there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
You got to go down there, and got to head
to the website to get the tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Yeah, sort of bullshit are you're doing on this show?

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Is it a funny show for the whole family or
is it an adult only?

Speaker 11 (01:33:35):
Well, there's a show aimed at kids during the day,
which is all about my books, and so that's the
sort of matinee, and then in the evening it's an
audience with which is much more about Little Britain. Come
fly with me talent.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
You're going to do two a day, three a.

Speaker 11 (01:33:53):
Day sometimes, well I'm going to do if you know,
demand is there with your husband doing a eleven am
at three pm. So these are the two kids shows,
and there was seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Julie Hooker always working. You never have any time.

Speaker 11 (01:34:09):
I was told he was controversial.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
Who told you they Liedsial No.

Speaker 11 (01:34:15):
Well, the thing is I do have, like you know,
different parts of my career and to some extent, different audiences.
And obviously there are lots of people saying can we
bring our kids to the evening show? And it's fine.
It's not like it's you know, as rude as this show.
I mean, obviously there's some adult for comedy themes and
things like that. And so the kids, you know, because
obviously that's been a big part of my career. It's

(01:34:37):
just great to do something specially for them, and so
I can really concentrate on talking about the books and
they're entertaining them because it is different.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
As told, you wouldn't know about this because Otto is
not at that age. So yeah, wait till Otto gets
a little bit older, David does the best books for
kids like Wigles. No, he's being compared to Dal because
of how good.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Roll paris no Jesus Christ. Who you know the author
Roll Dahl, Roll Dah, I don't know. I was a
homeless child. We didn't have any of the you know,
no doubt being written in Jackie only having sex with
British guys. You guys are the higher end of entertainment. Yeah,

(01:35:27):
when I'm eating out of the bin, Ronald Dahl is
not someone I'm interested in.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
You know, he's sold fifty million books sixty Now.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Who's counting? How many books have you sold?

Speaker 11 (01:35:40):
Is that sexty millions?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
She's just said, no, you me bull serious? Wow, Wow,
that's very popular.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
But see, you won't know this yet.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
When when Otto is at that age where you have
to read him proper books.

Speaker 11 (01:35:54):
You know, what's the age difference for what with your wife?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
She's she's thirty six, okay and I'm fifty three.

Speaker 11 (01:36:03):
Okay, that's right, that's about okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Yeah, do you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
Have a partner?

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Yes? I do?

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Is there a big age.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Bigger than that? If she heeps older than you or younger?

Speaker 11 (01:36:19):
Is thirty years old?

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
How long have you guys been together for?

Speaker 11 (01:36:23):
I've got a sort of mum fixation. Not love now, No,
I'm just I'm just kidding with you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Oh, you reckon? You guess I do that age poon
because of the TV, because I am on. I am.
I'm also a TV stuf.

Speaker 11 (01:36:37):
But you're more a face for radio.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
Yes I am. Yeah, I'm the idol.

Speaker 11 (01:36:42):
Have you been married before?

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Yeah? Of course?

Speaker 11 (01:36:45):
How many times?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
Just once?

Speaker 11 (01:36:46):
Right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
So this is the second marriage, okay, the first the
first marriage she ended up hating my guts.

Speaker 11 (01:36:53):
I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
No, I believe, I believe. And Jackie, this might surprise you.
She's also been married multiple times.

Speaker 11 (01:37:02):
I have twice you and now right now, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
I'm single?

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Now she's opened for business.

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 5 (01:37:10):
I've been single for like when did I split up
with my husband twenty eighteen, I think, And then I
just wanted to say single for ages.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Which was order and as well.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
Yeah I did. Actually I was actually quite a bit
heavier than what I am.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Yeah, and how what size are you now?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Size?

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Yeah? Look at ten eight? What are you? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:37:34):
Well what size are you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Oh? Four x?

Speaker 11 (01:37:37):
I'd see you as a sort of a woman's size
about a twenty four?

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
Yes, yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
We're not fat. Shame now your mate you did a
little Britain with he's a little rollie poly as well.
We've had him on the show. He's a hoot.

Speaker 11 (01:37:53):
He's still like he is. He has lost weight though,
oh has he?

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Way?

Speaker 11 (01:37:58):
Something like that is the proper way. No, he's lost
a lot of weight. So he's really skinny now, skinnier
than me, is he?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
It's funny?

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
Is he really that skinny?

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Now?

Speaker 11 (01:38:06):
Really skinny? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
He doesn't suit him, you know how some people are just.

Speaker 11 (01:38:10):
Sort of surprise when you see him.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Oh my god, he's just popped up on the screen
now but it's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Still him, but yeah, just half of halff.

Speaker 19 (01:38:20):
He is?

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
He as funny now because a lot of the fatties
when they lose their weight. Yeah, that melts away as well.

Speaker 11 (01:38:26):
Have you noticed well, can you give me an example Hill?

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Yeah, great one? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
Would you Hill wear his more serious career?

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Well, that's the thing though, like you know, when he
got skinny, he just wanted to be all serious.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Films like twenty one Jump Street. Yeah, stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:43):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
You haven't, you're missing out? What do you like to watch?

Speaker 9 (01:38:46):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:38:46):
I like him in.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
What's the Wall Street?

Speaker 11 (01:38:50):
Football Street?

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
I was a fan of Margot Robbie's role in that.
Did you ever carry on like that? Being the big star?
You would have had all that, all that loose behavior?

Speaker 11 (01:39:02):
Nor Robbie was incredible and that wasn't she kind of
lords into superstar?

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
We knew super real deal yea in real life? Though,
have you ever married carried on like that? Like?

Speaker 11 (01:39:13):
No, I haven't. He's quite sexually obsessed, isn't he.

Speaker 13 (01:39:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
That was like Carle Carl used to just do benders
and like.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
The mics are on right, that's nothing. Being a TV star.

Speaker 11 (01:39:27):
Bender means something else in it in the What does
it mean in the UK? Means a gay person? Well,
I mean it's a horrible slang.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Certainly not the not the situation. We have a gay here.
Do you want to say hello Brooklyn? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:39:44):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Do you do any characters when you're not dressed in
the character?

Speaker 11 (01:39:49):
What would you blame me to address?

Speaker 13 (01:39:51):
I do.

Speaker 11 (01:39:52):
I do a couple of little Breton characters in the
live show. Actually, yeah, so I do Carol Beer because
he just has no lady, and the other one is
a surprise. Could I love making an appearance on the.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Screen really do him in?

Speaker 11 (01:40:08):
Well, it's it's pretty recorded because it would be sort
of middle of the night or.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
That's like me, what's such stupid stage?

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
But you're doing a pantomime or something.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
I didn't even know I was doing it. Apparently I'm
doing a pantomime, which is the lowest end of entertainment.
There's up there. There's movie star, then there's TV star,
radio star, podcast stuff, theater star, the Worst, The Fall
from Grace. Have you done theater? You've done a little.

Speaker 11 (01:40:36):
I don't think it's seen in quite that way. I mean,
if you're a massive theater star, you're still well it depends.
So you have you done a pantomime before?

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
Well, I've been the man? What am I? Peter? The
Magic mirror.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
What am I magic mirror white?

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
Correct, but it's pre recorded.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
I won't.

Speaker 11 (01:40:52):
I won't because it may frighten the children.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
No, no, and I was. We did a one night
only production of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert where I
was the Asian and I had a mechanical of Vagina
shooting balls into the audience. You know, have you seen Priscilla,
Queen of the Desert? It is true?

Speaker 11 (01:41:10):
Okay, and starting to feel quite ill.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Actually, we're not going to play the video. We're not
going to play the video.

Speaker 11 (01:41:17):
I have seen the movie. You're a fan of that, Well,
I liked it at the time. I've seen it since,
but I enjoyed it. Yes, I don't remember that bit.
What films do you enjoy it?

Speaker 9 (01:41:27):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
What's your cup of tea?

Speaker 11 (01:41:30):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Well, what are you at home watching? Well?

Speaker 11 (01:41:34):
I have eleven year old son, so he is a
big comedy fan. So he's never seen anything I have done.
But so he's very into like Well Farrell movies, Sing
the movies, the Austin Power stuff. So we have really
been enjoying. He's just got into Eddie Murphy as well. Yeah,
he's very watching all these movies that I love, but

(01:41:55):
maybe haven't seen recently. So we we love watching those
movies together and we sort of take terms to choose.
I love James Bond movies. That's what I'm obsessed with,
and so I make him watch James Bond movies and
also Flash Gordon, you know the Yeah, I think that
may be my favorite film.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:42:14):
I mean I like some sort of pretentious European art
house movies, but I feel there's no need to mention
them this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Then go over out here to.

Speaker 11 (01:42:26):
The Bicycle Thieves. You like the Bicycle Thiefs, so let's
not worry about it. Talk about James Bond.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
Who's your favorite James Bond?

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Really? Well?

Speaker 11 (01:42:36):
I got to know Roger Moore quite well. Oh wow, okay,
and I loved him, and he actually even called me
on my birthday. This was about it must have been
about fifteen years ago. I said, happy birthday to you,
as Roger More. I said, oh, thank you very much
for calling me. I'm in bed naked, and he went, so,
am I it's such a shame we're not together, he went,

(01:42:59):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
So.

Speaker 11 (01:43:00):
He was a really funny guy and he didn't take
himself too seriously. He was very self deprecating something you
could learn from.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
I'm trying to figure out what that means. Do you
know who's a James Bond. That's a piece of shit?

Speaker 11 (01:43:16):
Yes, no, that's not true. So not that not true.
He is the most charming man I have ever met.
Well you and I must say, why are you saying that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
I'm telling why.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
Because he did correct him on the Red carpet. It
was the most minor thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
David, we're in Spain.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
We're in Spain. On the red red carpet. He came up.

Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
He was currently James Bond at the time, and Kyl said,
why hasn't there ever been? No there should be an
Australian James Bond. And he said, well there has been
exactly all.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
He said, except and I'm supposed to know. You are
supposed to.

Speaker 11 (01:43:53):
Have done your reserve every.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Blow walk in the Red cabin. I'm going to have
the whole backstory of everything.

Speaker 11 (01:43:59):
Well, I think you should know about James Bond, and
also as an Australian, you should know that an Australian
played James Bond. I think that's right. Peers Boston, absolutely
charming man.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Tell you what I did enjoy Pierce Brosnan in Remington Steele.
Do you remember that.

Speaker 11 (01:44:14):
Show Remington Still, I was in a game show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
I never knew I was so innocent. You would have
known that, well.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
I was too young. I think that doctrinated.

Speaker 11 (01:44:26):
Let's not promote Remington Steel. It hasn't been on the
air for about forty years. Let's come back to mee Yes,
glittering career.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
That's right, Yes, it is very glittering.

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
It is. You've had an incredible career. I mean you
really have.

Speaker 11 (01:44:44):
Yes, Well, I feel very lucky because I've had you know,
the sketch comedy with Matt As people know me from
Little Britain, comply with me, and they're still enjoyed by
people because they're great, well, thank you, and kids are
discovering them on YouTube because it's it's sketches. It works
well in like two three minute bits, so they're always
shared on Instagram, TikTok and all that's really called correctness.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Ruined comedy. A lot of people say that ruined your career.
We say no that, no, it hasn't.

Speaker 11 (01:45:13):
I mean, it's it's just more sensitivity, isn't there. And
of course people have more of a voice, don't they
Because if you didn't like something that was on British television,
you'd have to find the BBC Complaints Department number, call
them up load your complaint. Now it's much easier, isn't it.
Because you're watching something and you're starting to you get
on your phone and start and start tweeting you don't
like something. But I think if you who.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Cares what one person really thinks is that? Should that
be taken into consideration.

Speaker 11 (01:45:40):
Well, I think we've got to understand that there is
a spread of opinions about things, isn't it Not one
piece of art or whatever you want to call it
is not for everybody, you know. I think of the
best example of that for me is The Life of Brian.
For me, the funniest film ever made for the Pope.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
I didn't understand it. I didn't get it right.

Speaker 11 (01:46:00):
How has he had this career? I mean it seems
I think photos of the right people. There's a light
life of Brian. He doesn't know there's an Australian James bald.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
And I was homeless, so I was eating out of
the bin. I had no jude, it will be again soon,
you know what. I live for the day I get
fired to pay out alone.

Speaker 11 (01:46:24):
Look for really, well, it won't be long ten minutes
or so. Yeah, So I feel I much prefer you. So,
I feel I feel very lucky in my career have
had that, then I've had like you. You were a
judge on Australian Idol.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Still am you? Yeah? And you're not a judge on
any No, I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 11 (01:46:42):
I've done my not very good at judging or well
I did ten years and I think that's enough.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Yeah. By the way, I bitched about everyone all the time,
and it always just gets cut off the TV. All
that's judges. We bitched like no one's business about everyone.
That's the funnest part of judging.

Speaker 11 (01:46:59):
Yeah, well, I mean it's it's an entertainment show, isn't it.
I mean that's the thing.

Speaker 19 (01:47:02):
It's not.

Speaker 11 (01:47:03):
It's not the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
You were you on the Were you on the one
that they juggle? And everything was that they've got talent?

Speaker 11 (01:47:08):
That I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Show as well. I did that here.

Speaker 11 (01:47:14):
Australia's got talent, But you weren't on it when I did.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
No No, because that that was the last one. But
they wanted me to come on for the finale to
boost the ratings, and I took the money. But I
didn't end up saying.

Speaker 11 (01:47:27):
What I heard?

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
What did you hear?

Speaker 11 (01:47:29):
Well, I didn't hear anything exaggerated.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Tell this bloke, tell this blow what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Bruno is his manager.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Okay, you have a manager. I can't. I can't be
at meetings. What do they do? I don't know. I
think he just plays computer games. What happened with that?
Got talent? Bullship? That I took that money from Bruno?

Speaker 10 (01:47:54):
Yeah, hey on, let me just pause my computer game.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
Yeah. So, yeah, they wanted you on for the.

Speaker 10 (01:47:59):
Finale, so they gave you a ton of cash up front,
and then I think maybe it's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
During the COVID.

Speaker 10 (01:48:04):
Time, so they just said, oh, let's get back to
it at some other point. And then when that other
point came out like that.

Speaker 11 (01:48:10):
I was one that was canceled.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 11 (01:48:15):
To sort of present yourself as someone you know, you
were asked you dropped out. No, it was COVID. That's
a whole different thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
You're obviously a facts guy that is very engulfed.

Speaker 11 (01:48:27):
Well, I just feel with you there should be a
bullshit ometer. Yeah, because I've heard an awful lot this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
No, No, a lot of what I've said is true. Really,
Jackie has had two British husbands.

Speaker 11 (01:48:40):
He was a British guy.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
I just ended up with them for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
If you like him, just saying yeah, like, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
I love British men. You know I love Australian men too.
You've not married one, I haven't. No, have you ever.

Speaker 11 (01:48:54):
Married an Australian person? No, but I do very much
Australian humor. You like late well, Australian humor. Yeah, for sure.
Barry Humphrey is my favorite comedian of all time. Yeah,
and and yeah at Australian. Australian women are very beautiful,
aren't they. I mean I'm good friends with Natalie and
Brellier Kylie Minogue a few times. So yeah, there's lots

(01:49:17):
of Australia. I've got some Australian supermodels, aren't they. So yeah,
I mean it's.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Natalie and Brillia what just a fabulous woman.

Speaker 11 (01:49:26):
Yeah she is, She's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
She is lovely.

Speaker 11 (01:49:29):
Yeah, she been on this show many times. She came back.

Speaker 5 (01:49:39):
So if you want tickets to an audience with David Williams,
you can head to ticke tech dot com dot Are.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
You the big one?

Speaker 11 (01:49:46):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
Ticket tech. You know, if you're a ticket tech guy,
you're worth seeing it.

Speaker 11 (01:49:50):
Yeah. He always interrupts you.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
Yeah, oh yeah, because you know.

Speaker 11 (01:49:53):
You're giving away the website details. So what I'll say
is just a little bit. Just give us ten you
want second?

Speaker 19 (01:50:01):
What what?

Speaker 11 (01:50:02):
Just give us ten? See if you can shut up
ten second?

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Okay, okay? From now?

Speaker 11 (01:50:11):
Okay ten seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:50:13):
So the website, guys, is tickeer tech dot com dot
Au for an audience with David Williams. And that's where
you can see the Matine show for the kids books
which make ten makeer.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
That was n he couldn't do it.

Speaker 11 (01:50:28):
See, yes, there's a kids show in the during the day,
but it's too grown up for you, your feeble mind.
And then in the evening there's a grown up shot.
So I love to invite you. Well, i'd love to
invite you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
I'm not coming.

Speaker 11 (01:50:42):
No, I don't want you. I want you to come.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
I've got bath time and everything, but you who's bathing
your son when you're not? When you're away, they get older,
they get older.

Speaker 11 (01:50:54):
You'll find that they bathe themselves. I know you're probably
still bathed by someone sin and out of a bar.
But my son, he showers on his own. He's good
for that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
I am. Yeah, like it's it's it's it's softened me.

Speaker 11 (01:51:15):
Do you think you'll live to see him? No, reached
his teenage years.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
No, because my wife's on me about that ship. Now,
I don't eat the seventh bit of toast with peanut
butter on it, Like, how about eating some broccoli? You know, punishes?

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
Are you ever going to you know like some celebrities
go on his mpick?

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
No, I don't care about that ship. I've survived my
whole life making love to chubby chases. There's a lot
of chubby chasers out there. You wouldn't know.

Speaker 11 (01:51:43):
I do know about chubby Chase.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
I don't know if you do.

Speaker 11 (01:51:46):
No, I do know about How do you know this well?
Because I've got so thin I've got Matt was.

Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
Was, yeah, and he would have would He.

Speaker 11 (01:51:54):
Did very well. He was very attractive compared with me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
I don't think meds.

Speaker 11 (01:51:58):
No, he did, you know, but you know he had
lots of admirers. And I have a friend who's like
a bear. You know, you if you were gay, he'd
be a bear. You would be a bear.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Yeah, they've tried to get me to be a bear.

Speaker 11 (01:52:09):
And he's he's on a thing app called Growler and
that's for bears and they're admirers, Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
And basically wherever I've been with him, if we we
sort of touched down somewhere, ding ding ding ding ding
love him because all the there's lots of bear lovers. Yeah, yeah,
so you would do very well.

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
Well bear that in mind if things go pear shape
with the family. IM just crossed the other side. Oh,
we've got where's Yeah, but no, but yeah, Josh, we've
got to go at the works here. We don't understand
what he says. Maybe you can translate. Hello, Hello, how
we doing mate?

Speaker 11 (01:52:45):
We're good? Thank you mate, We're good, mate, We're great.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
That sounds awkward. Tell him where you where your family
all are? Yeah? But no, but yeah I'm from Manchester.
Oh hello, and all his family are in prison for
stabbing people. Yeah, I escape And Josh is a gay
sex addict with have you got anything at the moment?

Speaker 11 (01:53:13):
Just he's a bit he's a bit controversial.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
You know who else said that another buddy bussy boy
from your area instead of the bloke who said what
I on earth on this show? Another complainer, I'll just
never come back.

Speaker 11 (01:53:32):
Learn the lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
You ain't getting a hoodie on.

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
The way, Yeah, you won't get our merch.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
No, no hoodie. I'm fine with that. Actually, is that right, guys,
I'm not joking. Get rid of the get rid of
the hoodie. Our securities at the door. There's no need
to expel this guest. He's a treasured guest, treasure star.

Speaker 11 (01:53:55):
So you won't be coming to the show. Is that
a you? Would you like to?

Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
I would?

Speaker 4 (01:54:03):
Yeah, I definitely come.

Speaker 11 (01:54:04):
Okay because I'm British.

Speaker 4 (01:54:05):
Yeah, I'd love to come.

Speaker 11 (01:54:07):
Say no more, I'd love you to come to come.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Sorry, I don't want to be controversial. Few people laughing
at their breath.

Speaker 11 (01:54:15):
Okay, yeah, can come twice if you want the show
on Saturday. We actually and there's there's there's also shows
during the day.

Speaker 5 (01:54:25):
That's right, if you wanted to as much as you.

Speaker 11 (01:54:27):
Want, come, come, come and come will well.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
He turned out to be pretty good this time. A
big fan of yours. Really, I wish I could say
the same. Okay, hold coming, I can't dragged this like
you are literally a big fan no, many, d hold many,
thank your ticket tech dot com today you're a.

Speaker 11 (01:54:50):
Big gay following. It's you everywhere Ago, I can't Carl.
Please just just promote me and I can go.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
Please.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
This isn't like that. Please, we're selling vacuum clean is here.
We enjoy your company.

Speaker 11 (01:55:10):
Okay, but just please tell people where to buy tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:55:14):
Some joint can take dot com?

Speaker 19 (01:55:16):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:55:18):
There you go? Was that so hard? Was that so
difficult for you?

Speaker 13 (01:55:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
No, no, no, that difficult? No? Well are you such
a hard to get along with?

Speaker 11 (01:55:28):
I think it might be you. No, you are the
one that's hard to get along with, and you are
projecting a lot on other people. That's not I. You
would have seen me on the project, because ye I
got on with everybody. What a bout of Keith Urban.
I got on very well with very famous Yes, I
know who got on with everybody except for me? Somebody,

(01:55:50):
Well you're okay, but I think you're It's a bit
of a wind up merchant, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:55:55):
He does it to get attention. When you finished this show,
do you do you go in a darkened room and cry?

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
No, really you should try. I'm not a comedian. That's
what comedians do, very good when they're in front of me.

Speaker 11 (01:56:06):
I knew he wasn't a comedian from the moment I
met him, because okay, okay, all right, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
See what you've gone and done? Now you ruined everything?

Speaker 11 (01:56:19):
Oh god, you don't have to apologize when you swear.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
Apologize to who?

Speaker 11 (01:56:23):
Well your your one one listener and who's left I'd
like to apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
Well, the censer takes care of it.

Speaker 5 (01:56:33):
She does. Yeah, it would have gotten beaped.

Speaker 11 (01:56:35):
I would have got beat. Okay, yeah, so she can.
What's the delay?

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Then?

Speaker 5 (01:56:39):
Thirty seconds?

Speaker 7 (01:56:41):
Second?

Speaker 5 (01:56:41):
Hi, David, I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
You'd be quiet in the background.

Speaker 11 (01:56:51):
Yeah, it would be beeped.

Speaker 4 (01:56:53):
They would. Yeah, same with you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
Try it out if you want.

Speaker 11 (01:56:56):
I'm worried about trying out because they don't be Sometimes they're.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
A bit loose.

Speaker 11 (01:57:01):
They'll be like, oh he swore.

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
Yeah, David Williams. Tickets to an audience with David Williams
head the ticket tek dot com dot are you there?
You go? Hoard myself out for you?

Speaker 11 (01:57:10):
Thank you very much. I'm touring. Could you mention all
the dates? Have you got those written down?

Speaker 1 (01:57:17):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
I do you?

Speaker 5 (01:57:20):
Please give the date in Melbourne, it's Saturday, the Shish
of October, and then in Sydney it's Friday the sixth
and Saturday the seventh at ic C.

Speaker 11 (01:57:32):
That's right, what's that? What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:57:36):
Sit with you?

Speaker 11 (01:57:38):
He can't he can't be quiet, can he?

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
I don't have to be My name's on the show?
Is your name on the billboard? No? Tonight. It's a
big deal about you. It's all you. You can control everything.
Have you got anything? If the protesters show up? Sometimes
the protesters show up. Happened to jim happened to Seinfeld

(01:58:01):
that all the protesters, what were they protesting about? Anything?

Speaker 11 (01:58:04):
That Jimmy Carr, Yeah, did he have protesters?

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
Is that the chatty man?

Speaker 11 (01:58:09):
No, that's Alan Carr whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
I don't know who that bloke is.

Speaker 11 (01:58:13):
He's very funny to me. I don't think I'm going
to get protesters, not again, protesters? What would they be
protesting about.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
The Middle East? And you know who knows not.

Speaker 11 (01:58:26):
I don't think you can really help me responsible for that.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
It doesn't matter who's responsible. They just like it'll be prepared.

Speaker 11 (01:58:33):
It would make it interesting if they were protesters, make
a bit of a news story.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
Hopefully not the kids show. No, it would be horrible.

Speaker 11 (01:58:41):
No, no, no, no, good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
Enjoy the tour.

Speaker 11 (01:58:43):
Thank you very much. You've been charming.

Speaker 5 (01:58:45):
Thank you, David, as have you my friend Kyl Jaggio.

Speaker 1 (01:58:57):
Yeah, you know, I had a book out about ten
years ago. Well later to the party. Is Jackie her
book kits shelves? Next month?

Speaker 5 (01:59:05):
Yeah, because it's September. Yeah, at the end of October
twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
What do you mean because it's September. What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:59:11):
Because you said next month and it's two months. No,
but it is next month at the end of the
next month. And I have to do the audible version,
which means I have to read.

Speaker 4 (01:59:20):
The whole book from cover to cover out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
And and you don't sound like you're that keen.

Speaker 5 (01:59:26):
No, I actually am looking forward to it in a
weird way, even though I've read this book eight times.

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
Now, reading it out loud for other people to listen
to that's a little bit more, a little bit more
at stake than just sort of speed reading.

Speaker 3 (01:59:38):
Sure should go somewhere in particular to do it. Yep,
you do, so you can't steal it here?

Speaker 4 (01:59:43):
No, no, no not will.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
Someone be there like saying no Jackie, that wasn't correct.

Speaker 4 (01:59:49):
Well, I'm assuming so I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
So that's not how you'd say it.

Speaker 5 (01:59:57):
I like feedback. I'm open to the like if it
can sound better doing something else, or if I'm doing
something wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
I want to know, who are you trueing a kid?

Speaker 4 (02:00:06):
No, I actually do. I've always been like that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:08):
I hate when people are too afraid to give me feedback.

Speaker 4 (02:00:11):
My pet hate speakers.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
They are living. And you think some clown that's twenty
straight out of audio.

Speaker 5 (02:00:16):
It's different, right because I don't listen to books or
audible ones. I read them, right, So I don't know
what people enjoy because when you hear audible books, some
deliver it really animated and others are just more like monotone.

Speaker 4 (02:00:33):
So and I'm like, what do you prefer?

Speaker 5 (02:00:36):
I personally prefer a bit of monotone so I can
imagine it myself.

Speaker 4 (02:00:40):
I don't want them creating all of the color.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
And you know what, I prefer waiting until it goes
to film.

Speaker 5 (02:00:47):
Oh well, I don't like, I don't imagine mine is
going to be a film.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Of course not. Mine wasn't, so why would you maybe?

Speaker 5 (02:00:56):
But yeah, you didn't get to do the audible book.
I'm assuming that wasn't even.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
A thief passd a thousand times. Can you please do
the audio, I said, I couldn't be bothered. They're like, oh,
but all the extra sales, I said, I don't care.
I need the money. I'm not a desert.

Speaker 5 (02:01:10):
It's not about the money. It's just about like, you know,
it's your book, and it's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
I know it's good for you.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
But I actually I got to say, I am so
proud to do a book like I don't often stop
and go, well, I'm really proud of that that I
did that.

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
In my career, I've never actually done that, but this time.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
You've never been proud to have the most successful radio
show in the.

Speaker 5 (02:01:33):
I never stopped down to go, wow, that's a great
you've done well, you know, But for some reason, with this,
it's something I'm really proud of.

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
Well, don't get ahead of yourself. It's got to go
on say.

Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
But it doesn't matter about the sales, because I don't
care about that. It's just that I'm actually proud of
the book is good.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
Yeah, So I do be proud of more than just
a book.

Speaker 4 (02:01:54):
No, I know what you're saying. I do.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
And I've been thinking since you talked about the narrating part,
I'm never going to waste my life reading my own
ship life story. I've lived it, i've written it. I'm
not interested in reading it. But young Locky Locky from
Beauty in the Geek, our very own geek. He's asked
if he would be able to give me an example

(02:02:17):
of him reading my book. Can you imagine listening to
hours and hours of this bloke and you.

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
Lived a lot of stuff that Lockie could probably only
ever dream?

Speaker 1 (02:02:29):
How would he even be able to communicate some of
the stories. You know what I'm saying. Lockie is now
dressed like me, the black shirt. Yeah, hey, Lucky morning.

Speaker 20 (02:02:42):
I think that I had some channel my Kyle vibes
for this segment. So I've tried to make myself look
the part.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
And actually look good. You look better than you've ever
looked in your life. Act. So you're going to read
a couple of chapters.

Speaker 4 (02:02:58):
And we'll see if this fly and whether you get
lucky to do it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:01):
You're audible.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
In honestly, I feel it's it's going to be a no,
but I'm willing to give it a go.

Speaker 20 (02:03:09):
What sort of style. Do you want me to go
with Kyle want me to be super animated?

Speaker 5 (02:03:13):
Try the animated first. Let's try different takes on it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
Okay, what's the first, but you're going to read with
some of your chosen.

Speaker 20 (02:03:20):
The first excerps because it comes back to what you
were saying about having experienced things that I never would
have experienced. It's about you having sex with a prostitute. Right,
so we're ready?

Speaker 1 (02:03:33):
Ye? All right.

Speaker 5 (02:03:36):
My concerns that I was paying for sex.

Speaker 20 (02:03:38):
And that I was.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
Sorry, shaky stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:03:50):
Okay, sorry, start again, start again.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
To the organ Sorry, everyone be quiet. Is lucky.

Speaker 20 (02:03:57):
My concerns that I was paying for sex and that
I'm in a strange environment started to subsign when I
saw more of her, smoking, hot body.

Speaker 5 (02:04:06):
She was a perfect ten.

Speaker 20 (02:04:08):
I couldn't believe I was seconds away from making love
to her.

Speaker 11 (02:04:12):
As she took.

Speaker 5 (02:04:15):
She discla we would a list breasts. They were works
of pure art. Oh my god, what are a liss breasts?

Speaker 1 (02:04:25):
You'll never know? Keep going lucky.

Speaker 20 (02:04:30):
For Christ's sake, our lips connected and we were in
the deepest and most emotional of embraces I'd ever.

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
You and I need to have a chat about your
poetic license. He with all these words, I don't even understand.
Everyone needs to know. I told Bruno the story of
my life, and it was graphic, and it was the
way I speak. What's all this flowered up you?

Speaker 5 (02:04:56):
I love that. This is the first time you've actually
realized what's in your book.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
Those are the words she was that you wrote. No,
I didn't write them. Guys laid on a couch smoking
joints while Bruno typed it out. You think I'm an
idiot that's typing on a typewriter like a real You
probably did that, did.

Speaker 5 (02:05:18):
I did write it, probably the.

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
Way it should be done. So, Yeah, all these flowery words.

Speaker 5 (02:05:24):
I'm fascinated. So this is a prostitute you're explaining in
this chapter.

Speaker 1 (02:05:27):
Yeah, I don't understand going going.

Speaker 20 (02:05:31):
My right hand made its way down to her firm backside.
She reciprocated by rubbing me through my jeans.

Speaker 1 (02:05:39):
I think I've said this at all.

Speaker 20 (02:05:41):
I couldn't hold out any longer, so I pushed her
down on the bed and took off my clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
This is a Bruno fantasy. This isn't my life. This
whole book to sham. The scandal ens it's a scandal
in itself. Stories. Whose stories did you put in this book?
I mean this was over ten years ago. That's not
how I talk. I wouldn't have said my hand, but

(02:06:10):
that's not how I describe things.

Speaker 20 (02:06:12):
I'm failing like you need to like relates for revised
or talking to me now.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
It's hard to tell.

Speaker 5 (02:06:19):
I'm talking to you now.

Speaker 1 (02:06:20):
But shall I continue? Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:06:22):
Please do?

Speaker 5 (02:06:22):
Oh my god, this is an everyday segment as far
as I'm concerned. We read Kyle his own book, so
he knows what's in it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:29):
After all.

Speaker 20 (02:06:30):
It was then that she mrded the six words that
you never ever want to hear before sex.

Speaker 11 (02:06:36):
I have something to tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
What's that? You can bet? I know what this is.

Speaker 20 (02:06:43):
I froze, look down, she suggested. Timidly, I walks down.
She pops her underwear one side and revealed her manhood.
It was the same size, if not bigger than my own.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
That's not even true. That's a total lie. It looked
like a melted moments of eating it on a summer's day,
anything like my dick. I can only read what you've written.
Let me let me punch it into your thick skull.

(02:07:23):
I didn't write it. I'm telling Bruno, so I'd smashed
his trainey right, None of those words are in my book.
This is some flowery, flowery rubbish.

Speaker 5 (02:07:33):
This is why you should have read your book before
it went out.

Speaker 1 (02:07:36):
Okay, yeah, you write again.

Speaker 4 (02:07:39):
Carry on, Look at Lucky.

Speaker 20 (02:07:41):
I started to pany mainly because I'm extremely tight with
money and I wasn't sure i'd been getting that money
back or not.

Speaker 1 (02:07:49):
Once again, my mind already paid her up front.

Speaker 20 (02:07:55):
My second concern was that I didn't want to act
too shocked because I did don't want to offend her.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
That is true. When she produced the penis, I didn't
want to look like because she looked like someone that vulnerable,
thinking about maybe she'd get bashed. I know it was heartbreaking.

Speaker 4 (02:08:15):
Okay, So yep, keep that there.

Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
Was any truth in this story?

Speaker 22 (02:08:18):
Is it just?

Speaker 5 (02:08:18):
Well, let's see.

Speaker 20 (02:08:19):
So the last light of the ex serves just says,
after all, she had done the right thing by telling me,
And besides, who was I to judge anyone on their
lifestyle choices?

Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
Wow? Nothing, I would say. I would totally be judy anyway.
Smashed it anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:08:39):
But is that how it ends?

Speaker 20 (02:08:40):
That's the end of that excerpt I thought it.

Speaker 4 (02:08:43):
Said I guess you will never tell or something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:47):
Who knows what was said? Who knows what that book
should be burnt?

Speaker 4 (02:08:51):
Oh my god? Can we read more of this book
each day?

Speaker 1 (02:08:54):
With Lockey? You're another bit there?

Speaker 20 (02:08:57):
You actually I do have another excerps here if you
want the time, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:09:02):
But does you save that for tomorrow? What can we
expect tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (02:09:05):
Who said this is going to be a daily embarrassing me?

Speaker 19 (02:09:08):
Me?

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
I'm loving it?

Speaker 4 (02:09:10):
What's tomorrow's about?

Speaker 8 (02:09:11):
So?

Speaker 20 (02:09:12):
In tomorrow's edshould of locking the gate narrating scandal?

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
Ands?

Speaker 20 (02:09:15):
It's all about Kyle living in la and parting it
up with slives.

Speaker 1 (02:09:19):
Love it? I love it. I wonder how what sort
of fake lies Bruno will weave into a true story.
Now I understand why people who have books and they
get adapted into movies. They were outraged.

Speaker 4 (02:09:32):
No, Kyle, No, they have used creative license.

Speaker 5 (02:09:36):
But in their own book they made sure it was
them and their stories and their words, and then you
read it.

Speaker 1 (02:09:43):
I'm just shocked at Bruno, of all people put all
those flowery words.

Speaker 5 (02:09:47):
Did you, honestly, Kyle, did you actually not even look
over it? You told Bruno the story. He wrote it,
and you never once checked.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
I think there was one time he read something back.
I said, I didn't say all that bullshit. Get rid
of all that fluff shit. And then nothing else was
ever run past me again. Oh, this is Bruno's fantasy
of my life. If you own my book, throw it
out now, it's it's a disgrace. Actually send your copies

(02:10:21):
back to me and I'll redact the bullshit. And Jackie's
got some own news. Just the spinal ease. Yeah, sorry,
you want to go ahead? No, no, you you go ahead,
We'll scrap the credit.

Speaker 5 (02:10:36):
Shut up, just do it. Stopping a bitch about it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
I'm not doing it now, Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (02:10:41):
You do it all thanks to sleep better and wake
up refreshed audio or spindalies pillow Now it's spital dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
Brooklyn, not me.

Speaker 9 (02:10:52):
So.

Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
John Cena has said he doesn't want kids. Yep, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (02:10:56):
It's not that he doesn't like kids, he said.

Speaker 5 (02:10:58):
But he just doesn't feel like he's ever going to
be ready for them. Let's listen to what he said.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
Where are you on kids now?

Speaker 12 (02:11:06):
I don't want them? You don't know. And I'm still there.
I'm forty seven I don't have them. I have a
certain curiosity about life, and I also know. I also
know the investment that it takes. And my biggest fear
is as someone who's driven, many times stubborn and selfish,
I don't think I'm personally ready, nor will I ever

(02:11:26):
be to invest the time it needs to be a
great parent.

Speaker 1 (02:11:31):
I was exactly like that. Yeah, I don't know whether
I didn't think I was being selfish, but it was
all about me. That might be surprising. Yeah, no, but
now when you've had a child, you realize shit, Now
I get what everyone loves about it.

Speaker 4 (02:11:46):
It's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:11:47):
I wonder if he would change in respect to that.

Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
I never thought I would, but you do. It's part
of nature. We're forced to care. Sorry, I know that
didn't happen at your place, Brooklyn, but the rest of
our families there it's like a thread of care.

Speaker 5 (02:12:03):
So an update on Matthew Perry's death again, No, the
doctor who provided the drugs that killed him, that gave
him the ketamine.

Speaker 1 (02:12:11):
I thought there was the kenemine queen that gave him
the kenemine. Well I the doctor actually prescribed it, right,
I think?

Speaker 5 (02:12:18):
So this is very anyway, he's accepted a plea deal
and is facing up to ten years in prison. So
he did plead guilty to that one.

Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
Wow. When you take a plea deal, that does not
necessarily mean when you plead guilty to it, that you
are guilty.

Speaker 5 (02:12:33):
That just means you don't want to like it's looking
bad and you go away for longer.

Speaker 1 (02:12:37):
Do you want to guarantee ten years or do you
want to risk the twenty five? A lot of people
are incarcerated everywhere around the world because they took the
plea deal. Yeah, and a lot of them are not
even meant to be in jail.

Speaker 5 (02:12:52):
That's would be I wouldn't do that. I'd never do that.
If I was innocent, I would never take a plea deal.

Speaker 1 (02:12:56):
Well, then you'd be locked up your whole life there.

Speaker 4 (02:12:58):
Yeah, but I may also be able to prove my innocence.

Speaker 3 (02:13:01):
You know, the police have to prove beyond reasonable doubt
that you did it and if he didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:13:06):
When it goes to a jury, it's not always beyond
a reasonable doubt. That's not always the case told the
jury is told. Not in every country, not in every country.
It's slightly different. But yeah, But anyway, so he's locked
up for ten years.

Speaker 5 (02:13:20):
Oh well, the guys he hasn't received that sentence yet.
But yeah, and then we played this earlier this morning,
but the audio is just so unbelievable. We're revisiting it
over the weekend. Fat Man Scoop passed away. But he
passed away on stage live a live whilst hyping the
crowd up right to the very last second.

Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
You can hear it happened.

Speaker 1 (02:13:41):
I didn't hear the crowd being hyped up. The crowd
let him down in the end.

Speaker 5 (02:13:45):
It was sort of in between you know what was
got He was just like hyping them up, but he
was actually saying his most famous words from the song
we all know. Let's take a listen.

Speaker 24 (02:14:00):
You better give it up a fat right now. Wait
its hecame the party.

Speaker 1 (02:14:22):
There's some noise, that's it. He collapses, that sumples him
falling down. Yeah. Then they tried to last words, make
some noise.

Speaker 3 (02:14:35):
Song eventually killed him.

Speaker 5 (02:14:36):
Yeah, I know, I know, his big song. Yeah, that
was his biggest for sure. That's sad confirming it is,
isn't it? Because you never actually hear someone die as
they're speaking that's famous on stage. Never did does that happen.

Speaker 1 (02:14:52):
You said that. He's saying his most famous line. I
thought his famous line was you got a hundred dollars bill.

Speaker 5 (02:14:56):
Put your hands up, make noise, like make noise big
in there, you know. So he says it a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:15:03):
Really really hung his hat on the mate noise. Finally
he collapsed and then they did make noise, but like confusion.
It was confusion falling down. Yeah, I know fourteen fifty
three died too early, Yes he did.

Speaker 5 (02:15:21):
Yeah, blaming it on an energy drink, which I don't
know if that's the case.

Speaker 4 (02:15:25):
I don't think you can blame it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:26):
I don't know when drink. I don't know whether the
medical examiners come out. I haven't.

Speaker 5 (02:15:30):
It's just that people have said, oh, he had an
energy drink and he's never had one before, and he
had one and died.

Speaker 1 (02:15:35):
And the social media reporters around the world like, oh,
he died of an energy These are idiots.

Speaker 5 (02:15:40):
Yeah, let's see what we'll say. It could be something
else entirely.

Speaker 1 (02:15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:15:43):
Okay, we're going to take your last calls guys on
thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 1 (02:15:47):
Anything you want to chat about, we are open ring now.

Speaker 18 (02:15:51):
Carl Jackie O's show and Jackieyo, Carl and JAGGI give
me that.

Speaker 1 (02:15:55):
Give me that, give me that two windy day for
Sydney and Melbourne, I mean cyclonic winds from We'll get
a few last calls on then Gordy in charge all
day while you work.

Speaker 5 (02:16:03):
L Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (02:16:05):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (02:16:05):
Good?

Speaker 5 (02:16:06):
Hey, Kyle.

Speaker 21 (02:16:09):
I just wanted to see what you thought of that
interview with that David guest.

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
You just had, Oh, the the the less funnier one
from Little Britain. I like the little fat ball blow.
I also liked that guy.

Speaker 4 (02:16:23):
What did you think of that?

Speaker 21 (02:16:24):
L I thought he was a bit jealous of Kyle
and you know, comedic genius. Yeah, And and then I
thought he obviously doesn't understand radio as well as Kyle
because he was, you know, you don't just promote your
tickets and Kyle was trying to do the kind of
you know, slow burn into it.

Speaker 17 (02:16:42):
And I have no idea right now.

Speaker 1 (02:16:44):
A lot of these guests come from overseas and they
think that we're some sort of advertorial business where you
can sell a tan Mitt. We don't give a shit.
We like, we don't mind promoting their event. And I'm
sure his his show will be very good the kids show,
very successful. But when he left, he was fine. He
was full of like that's his humor.

Speaker 5 (02:17:02):
Yeah, he was just.

Speaker 1 (02:17:04):
And he's not an asshole. Behind the scenes. He was
super nice. Yeah, he very appreciative. Yeah, but I did
touch his suit and it felt very cheap, like a
very cheapest.

Speaker 5 (02:17:16):
And you wouldn't think so, right, I.

Speaker 1 (02:17:18):
Would have thought like a rich he was he lost. No,
he's rich.

Speaker 5 (02:17:22):
He sold sixty million books.

Speaker 21 (02:17:25):
Jealousy, Kyle, there's the jealousy. He's got a cheap suit
and you you're the bit.

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (02:17:31):
I don't know if you're right on the money about that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:33):
I got to say, oh no, that's that's up. Was
a shipour suit? Well, yeah, I don't know if he's
When you got to buy from big and tall, it's
not easy.

Speaker 21 (02:17:40):
To get the suits, and Jackie, you have to stick
up for Kyle more.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
Whole live sticking up for me.

Speaker 5 (02:17:49):
That's right, exactly. It is exhausting.

Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
Okay, Susan's called that high.

Speaker 23 (02:17:55):
Susan, Hi, Kyle, Jackie, what's up?

Speaker 8 (02:17:59):
Love you guy?

Speaker 23 (02:18:00):
I have been listening long time, have you?

Speaker 10 (02:18:02):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (02:18:02):
Jackie?

Speaker 23 (02:18:04):
You got your memoir out finally, yeah, I'm proud of you.

Speaker 5 (02:18:07):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 23 (02:18:09):
You know what that brought to mind this morning? You're
talking about you doing the audible. Yeah, I thought, oh,
here's Jackie. She's become like the real carry Carry Bradshaw.
She's yes, yes, third your book?

Speaker 5 (02:18:23):
Yeah in the series. Yeah, she released her own book
and then had to go into a booth and say
it all.

Speaker 1 (02:18:30):
Remember that on the show.

Speaker 23 (02:18:33):
No, Jackie, now just curious.

Speaker 18 (02:18:36):
Yeah, you're not going to fall apart.

Speaker 4 (02:18:38):
I know, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (02:18:39):
The potential have seen it before.

Speaker 3 (02:18:41):
Oh what did you have a mental breakdown while doing you?

Speaker 5 (02:18:43):
No, she just couldn't get through a certain chapter, kept
crying and they kept it was when her husband died.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
Big He didn't really die.

Speaker 5 (02:18:53):
Yeah he did on the show though not in real life.

Speaker 4 (02:18:56):
No, but her character.

Speaker 1 (02:18:58):
His career died remember, yeah he got all those you
know missed big right, that guy. Remember when we had
dinner with him years ago? Yes, you didn't enjoy.

Speaker 5 (02:19:08):
That, No, totally did I love sex.

Speaker 1 (02:19:10):
And but like you've got to enjoy the person.

Speaker 5 (02:19:13):
I just was.

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
I just was very you were jealous because he wanted
to be my coffee ba.

Speaker 5 (02:19:17):
I just was surprised that he was quite needy, you know,
like he was a needy guy. Well, like he was
so desperate to hang out with Kyle coffee the next day.

Speaker 4 (02:19:28):
And I thought, he's like, be my coffee buddy.

Speaker 5 (02:19:30):
Will we be coffee?

Speaker 4 (02:19:31):
But I thought this guy has his own.

Speaker 1 (02:19:34):
I thought, what's that big? I thought, what does that entail?
That's what I said, Well, every day we commit the
meeting at a place at the same time, Monday through Friday.
Every day, let's say eleven o'clock we all meet. And
I thought, bro, I I can't.

Speaker 5 (02:19:46):
This is when you were living in La I.

Speaker 1 (02:19:48):
Can't commit to a daily coffee.

Speaker 5 (02:19:51):
I just thought it was strange because I thought someone
like him surely would have great friends that he could
catch up.

Speaker 1 (02:19:58):
You've not noticed this desirable a friend? I actually am.

Speaker 4 (02:20:02):
You're not, though, because you're unreliable. You will never show
up at that coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:20:06):
And I'm reliable. By being unreliable, you can rely.

Speaker 4 (02:20:10):
You're consistently unreliable.

Speaker 1 (02:20:12):
I will give you that finally, some appreciation. So anyway,
Sean's on, Sean, good morning. What can we do for you?

Speaker 19 (02:20:22):
Just earlier you were talking on the someone called up
and I was saying that it is pretty much only for.

Speaker 1 (02:20:28):
Sex and dating apps. Yeah, yeah, I just.

Speaker 19 (02:20:32):
Want to reassure anyone that was listening then that's not true.
I've got one of my best mates met his partner
on I think there was plenty of fish.

Speaker 1 (02:20:40):
They have said.

Speaker 11 (02:20:44):
So it is true.

Speaker 17 (02:20:45):
It is true, but it leads to more.

Speaker 4 (02:20:49):
I've gotten married from dating apps.

Speaker 1 (02:20:50):
Sure you could have stop reading the marketing from there,
from the dating apps.

Speaker 5 (02:20:55):
I just hear about it all the time, all the time. Yeah,
that's how people meet these days, a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (02:21:01):
Anyone he met anyone online and married them?

Speaker 5 (02:21:06):
Huh, I'm engaged and we met online. You go.

Speaker 4 (02:21:10):
Luke's got my partner Luke.

Speaker 5 (02:21:11):
Yeah, we met on bumble?

Speaker 3 (02:21:13):
Who names lou by the way, Sorry, so you.

Speaker 4 (02:21:15):
Met Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:21:17):
Wow, that's really cool. You met on bumble. Did you
have sex on the first night?

Speaker 5 (02:21:21):
No, not the first There was a few days.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
Is there anything on the first night? I just laughing, And.

Speaker 4 (02:21:26):
There wasn't a kiss?

Speaker 5 (02:21:28):
Yeah, there was a kiss as we left.

Speaker 1 (02:21:30):
Yeah, that's just the old thank you for coming sort of.
Well there you go. That's a pass.

Speaker 5 (02:21:35):
Yeah, yeah, like a pash, like a gentle one.

Speaker 1 (02:21:39):
A gentle pass. Well, there you go there you go,
then we're standing corrected. One person has married someone.

Speaker 4 (02:21:47):
Lukey, how are you going?

Speaker 13 (02:21:50):
Hey?

Speaker 19 (02:21:50):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (02:21:51):
Luke, you're listening to Adelaide on the iHeart App? Is
that Ryan?

Speaker 14 (02:21:55):
I am?

Speaker 19 (02:21:55):
Yes, I'm just worrying when you guys plan on taking
over this network or this.

Speaker 1 (02:22:01):
According to all the powers that be. This is the
funny thing. You might read some press saying that we're
no good, but you've got to remember the person that
said we're no good is the person who twelve years
ago said, oh, we've only got a year left and
then we're finished. That guy's now fired from radio, doesn't
work in radio anymore, but he's still running around town

(02:22:22):
being the expert about our show, but has nothing to
do with it and has no idea. So the plan
is we dominate every city, every town in this country
next year.

Speaker 5 (02:22:39):
You just make this ship up as you go along.

Speaker 14 (02:22:41):
Day.

Speaker 1 (02:22:41):
Yeah, well, and now I'm committed to that is the player.
Kyle's play, no date, no time, No, you can still
listen to this show on that iHeart app. We don't
have to be on the FM stick. Yeah, that's it
to really do. Yeah, we don't have to do shit so,
but you can still listen on that app right yeah.

Speaker 19 (02:22:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but I just want I just
want easy to take over this place because they're all crowded.

Speaker 1 (02:23:05):
Yeah I know that. Yeah, but we say and the
readers and pieces of ship I get it.

Speaker 3 (02:23:13):
Yeah, Okay, not the word this show.

Speaker 5 (02:23:19):
Okay, all right, guys, we'll let you know Luke.

Speaker 4 (02:23:21):
But yeah, thanks Luky.

Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
World domination is still high on the agenda.

Speaker 4 (02:23:25):
Guys, have a great day today and we will see
you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (02:23:28):
Right now, Cayle and Jackie O.

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