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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kyle Jackie.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Jackiey The Kyle and Jackie O Show.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Everyone. Good morning, Brooklyn, Jackie. Wow, it looks like everyone's
here today. What a miracle. Peter's returned from another fake
sick day.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Morning, Hey going, yeah, oh got you sound good?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Sorry, no, no, I'm not unpretending.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
I'm pretending.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
You're pretending a lot of pretending going on. But anyway,
well that's normal, that is true.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Actually, Cooper John's here, school teacher here, running Pooh's finished
for school teacher?

Speaker 7 (00:37):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (00:38):
You're all cleared up now?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
The Meg's back on board the Meg.

Speaker 9 (00:41):
Good morning, good morning, I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Bruno's here. The French one, I didn't sound that French?
Crow out? Natzi? Do you want to say? What up
to your quote? Your croats or whatever they calls. What's
that mean?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Does that croatian? The sensors here a sense of wone,
good morning. Censor two's back but being asshold out of
a chair for fung the diversity higher Hi there, Fong's sa,
good morning in your sa, good morning in your native tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
We could possibly need three senses.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Apparently they're very stressed in Melbourn about the filth Jackie
surely and our Ukrainian rescue Nikita, welcome back. What were
were you were you? Were you to protest or something?
Or you were here the whole was she away? I
don't know. She doesn't speak, so she was.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Here the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
But she's been training.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Fung Okay, right, just in case you're sick.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Why would anyone train anyone to replace their own job?

Speaker 10 (01:51):
Yeah, that's us talk about insecurities coming to the surface.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
What if I had to train someone up and sit.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Here with them, but not even not even at your chair,
just to the left of it, normally left of me.

Speaker 11 (02:05):
So when you do own news.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You have to do fun stories is what you will
often not be interested.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Hill halfway through go what are we doing? Where are we?
He always loses his.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Back to in turn Pete the grinder profile. Someone stumbled
across your grind.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Peter, you don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:29):
Someone came across your grinder profile.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Matter of time and forwarded it on.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
They dobbed yeah, with lies and what not and just
just falsified information.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yes, let's start with the first thing.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Shall we wack this up on the screen?

Speaker 10 (02:48):
Okay, first thing is the age, Peter. Now, well, you're
not in your thirties anymore. You hear forty own it?

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Oh yeah, I think I've said like thirty eight or
thirty nine, but that's probably when I signed up.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, no, it doesn't change it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
It changes on your own birthday.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, okay, well I need update that then.

Speaker 10 (03:07):
No, you don't have to, because if you put it
in right the first place, you need it automatic.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Okay, well, just thirty nine sounds better than forty.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's all. You're lying in a in a very quick
gay hook up in an alley somewhere. Do you really
want to be getting pleasure from a liar?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't think that. Also, your heights another lie. One
hundred and seventy eight centimeters. This get them take me.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I honestly have no tall.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I am never made it.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
That's what I was told once I was But this
is good to know just by I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Up straight, so we can measure it properly. There we go.
How tall is he? Bruno watched the Real Digits one
sixty eight liar, he's pumped it up by ten, and I'm.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
So sorry I didn't realize that's a genuine mistake.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Scales out is claiming he only weighs eighty kilos.

Speaker 11 (03:55):
Oh, that'd be about right, might I.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Think he's fatter than that? Those arms? What's the way there? Eighty?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh it is eighty.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You put it on the carpet, you know, I know
that trick.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
And he took his shoes and like socks and jeans
off as well.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Fair enough I do the same, do you?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah? Of course, well out the front of the chemists.
You're getting on those scales.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm not doing it at the chemists.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
What else is on this thing?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
It says average? What does average mean?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Average?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Average? Where where does it say that?

Speaker 12 (04:31):
So next to one hundred and seventy eight centimeters and
eighty kilo's understats average?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I'd say below average?

Speaker 11 (04:37):
It could be below average?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
But what are what are the options you get to
choose from? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
It's like feet, like muscle man or something?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Okay? Is average popular?

Speaker 6 (04:48):
I think that's being honest, you know, I mean, like
I thought, nothing special, but.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You know, And then it says versatile top.

Speaker 10 (04:54):
So does that mean you prefer to big top but
you will do bottom?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't mind being fingered up the R so.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, But we've spoken.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Sorry Montreal language.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Sorry, Jackie doesn't mind that either. You don't hear her
yelling it from the mountain stops.

Speaker 10 (05:13):
So you're a preference top, but you'll do bottom discreet.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Is that just mean you won't tell on them if
they're married.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Well, I just thought that's more of a way of like,
at least if there's listeners out there that see me
on there, they won't sort of tell anyone that it's me,
If that makes sense.

Speaker 10 (05:27):
Oh, you want someone to be discreet about you.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
No one's gonna No one's going to tone up to that.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Right, So you don't want them bragging, is okay?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let me tell you up front, no one's going to brag. Okay.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
And then it says these are your tags. Okay, So
you've got a non you're anonymous cruising.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
That's getting me a bit of fun.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Is anonymous where you where you have can put like
a mask over your head and each person doesn't even
know who the other is.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
You believe there's a version, But I'm not a mask
person per se. I'm happy to keep the lights off and.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
Okay, so you'd prefer for it to be not to
lit to like you.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Don't want to.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I just mean like, I'm open to it.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
If someone doesn't want to, like completely, you know, show
who they are, okay, celebrity or no.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
How do you even get hard if there's you don't
even know what no things?

Speaker 11 (06:26):
People are into it, Carr, I'm not knowing.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, but that's revolt. That's the lowest form of filth.
That's a bit weird. Yeah, it's like glory whole ship.
I'm not into that either, some dirty old grandma in
their toothless thing.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm sure it would always be a guy doing at
a glory whole sounds like I've done it.

Speaker 11 (06:45):
Yeah, he knows grandma, Grandma would be good for you.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
No to a guy, I don't go to those places.
What's cruisy to be attracted to someone's face?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
First, Peter, what's cruising?

Speaker 11 (06:57):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I mean that comes out of the gay sauna vibes?

Speaker 11 (06:59):
I suppose for cruise, have a look.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
Around, give written edging, what's that mind? You're almost there,
then you pull back, and then you go again, and
you you don't quite allow yourself to You wait for
ages before you get there, crossing the lights.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
So that what we're talking?

Speaker 10 (07:17):
What are you waiting for for youorgasm, you stop yourself.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I would bother. The whole point is getting the gold
medal first across the line wins group.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, open too, that's bread.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
How many have you done groups?

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Not?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You look like no, you're not a desirable enough for
group gay sex.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I think no, I think so in the dark, I'd
be the guy. Well, not in the corner, but more
of a Peter.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
There's only just keep talking. If you've got nothing to say,
say nothing public.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You don't mind doing it in public.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's a bit of fun but discreet. At the same
the whole thing doesn't make.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
An anonymous but in public spanking, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Give them a got some news coming out of Melbourne,
by the way. You maybe they had the mystery poor
throwing all the toilet paper and shitting all over the
suburban street. Well it's moved into the businesses now, dude
in Melbourne manager of a gym put a little video
up yesterday someone dropped a borie in the in the shower,

(08:16):
big load that left it. Oh no, now we've all
we've all been the parties where you've had to ship
in the bath at some state. Everyone knows you shove
it down the plug hole.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
You don't you've just done it in a toilet.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Someone was on the toilet you I don't need to
go into my story. Have you got the audio of
the gym owner. He's quite upset and because Bruno that
works it used to work at a Current Affair. The
older Current Affair bug got to him. He saw the pool,
he zoomed in on it. He thinks he can identify
who the poor.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Is based on just the boo.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Here's the gym owner first with the complaints.

Speaker 13 (08:55):
You am in the male toilet at Sunshine Fitness, Okay,
where I work and where we all enjoy coming to train.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
We've had to put someone on the shore here because
some dirty bastard has come in. How do you share?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
And in the bloody share?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Unbelievable and there's a toilet right there.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
At no point is this acceptable at this gym.

Speaker 12 (09:21):
So if you're going to start doing it, maybe you
could should find another gym because if we catch you,
you're out well.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Quite measured response. I feel I feel that we know
if we were busted doing that ship gym membership.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, I think we know that all.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Mikeley must have been quite taken back when it because
he's gone in. Obviously he's a great gym manager, making
sure everything's fresh through the early training.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's just unfound.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Dirty bastards backed one out in the show.

Speaker 10 (09:49):
Yeah wait, so what's Bruno saying you?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, can you explain to Jack Bruno's we got him
from a current affair, one of the investigative journalist types. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what can you share with us?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
All right, guys, So the pooh is smeared.

Speaker 12 (10:04):
If you were walking into this shower and looking at it,
it's in the left hand corner. So what this indicates
is that the person when they were taking a poo
had their right arm right up against the wall.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
So logically that tells you that they're right handed.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It is right left handed. You say, yeah, they're.

Speaker 12 (10:21):
Left handed, because that would have been the free hand,
not the one jammed up against the wall. So right away,
that takes us down to ten percent of men at
the gym right.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
There, stretch.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
Furthermore, you were you were investigating on a current affair.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
This is a sort of evidence.

Speaker 12 (10:39):
We've accused people of much less with even less than that.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
So no, no, we've we've we've gone after them. So
so so yeah, now we're down to ten percent. So
it's a left hander, and.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You feel that you can identify the the race of
the person.

Speaker 12 (10:59):
I can on the poo, and I had to look
at the color and the consistency of the poo.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
I could tell that it's the type of brown.

Speaker 12 (11:08):
That apparently would mean that the person's diet has a
lot of potatoes and rice, which is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Which and hang on, sorry, Jackie, here's a current affair, right,
they know.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I know I've been trained by the best.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Sorry for all these plummers that you chase down the street.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
A sorry Harwood.

Speaker 12 (11:33):
None look stuffed up a few times, but so far
I feel pretty bulletproof. So we know it's a left hander,
and based on their diet of mostly rice and potatoes,
I think we can surmise that. And you know, I
don't want to sound racist, but I think it might.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Be an Indian left handed male.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Someone's just panic, someone is especial.

Speaker 12 (11:54):
So I kind of feel that case closed. They'd be
able to figure out roughly.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Period of I don't think only Indians eat potatoes and rice.
I myself eat potatoes and rice, but how often, I
don't know, not that often? Yeah, right, but you have
to eat it. Often for it to be that color.

Speaker 12 (12:15):
Yes, you do, Yeah, to change your colors poo. There
needs to be more than.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Just one meal.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Hmm, thank you, Bruno.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Case closed. Just let the Jim know that.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, look at their database, can new.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Facts, sunshine fitness attention, Michael, you're looking for a left
handed Indian fellow, that's what you're claiming. Yes, sir, Wow,
I do feel that that is I think that that's
not a good.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, but maybe they're right. What who Bruno?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, how do you know that's ridiculous? He's an investigative journalist.

Speaker 10 (12:54):
Well, just because he's gone into the left hand side
of the shower, we actually saying.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Can you come in and show Jackie the wall? What
you mean?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Let me recreate it for you.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Jackie, you don't understand, like he does, make sense quite
turn everything up, So.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Jackie, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
And I'm taking a poo.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, my right hand is incapacitated.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
See he's right in the corner.

Speaker 12 (13:17):
I wouldn't feel very comfortable doing a poo because my
right hand is jammed up against the wall. So if
I was the right hand, I'll go to the other
side to do a poo, where I could maybe just
give myself a little bit of a swish.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
There's no toilet paper there to get Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 12 (13:32):
So you're relying on the shower head, so you relying
with your hand to swish the poo.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
So it is a left handed because the left hand
was free.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
No, he's just doing a squat there, and then he's
turning around and washing himself.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Sounds like you know a lot about it.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
He's not wiping, guys, there'd be some.

Speaker 12 (13:48):
Sort of all that effort to shit in the shower.
He's going to at least just give himself. Guys, do
like the credit card?

Speaker 10 (13:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, does that mean credit card swish?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I don't know what that means. I'm with that. You're
going down the crack. Was washing the washing your.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Crack shower shower?

Speaker 11 (14:08):
Not when there's pooh there.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
No, however, it does go back to the race thing. Yes,
what Indian?

Speaker 10 (14:16):
It's a left handed Indian. Not to be done with it.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Further or dot? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Second, think, well, what else is news?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Very accusing? Mm hmmm, oh yeah, what other news is there?

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Alphie yesterday, young Alfie the gronkin training. Yeah, he's at
radio school, but we've snatched him out of there, sort
of like when the police go to the police academy
and snatch an undercover out early. That's what I don't
think you to.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Be an undercover yet to be in the police force
for a while.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
They snatched him out of the out of the academy,
young and fresh, the smartest of the smart not hard
when you cast her.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
So, yeah, he's in the police academy. Right, No he's not.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
He's not in the police academy.

Speaker 11 (15:09):
Oh okay, there wasn't wasn't that on the d L.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, maybe that was for that reason.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Beat that out, Beat that out.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't want to out someone. She got you. The
last thing that bloke wants is to be confronted. So
I heard on the radio you're an undercover.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
No, oh, please tell me you beat that out?

Speaker 14 (15:30):
Back to Alfhie, Yeah, I have exclusive Gronk News guys.
You know that takeaway Mexican restaurant, Guzman and Gomez. Yeah,
goin and Gomez. They're not real. It's a myth.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Those guys aren't real.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I found that out yesterday. How did you find that out? Alfie?

Speaker 14 (15:44):
Some guy in the elevator told me and I believed him.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
How did that come up?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
How on Earth in an elevator trip. Did you find
out this strange information?

Speaker 14 (15:52):
Because I bought Guzman and Gomez yesterday too for lunch
with Yeah, but no, but yeah, And then the guy's like, oh,
do you know they aren't real?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
What do you mean?

Speaker 14 (15:58):
Because those guys done real.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
It's fake.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (16:01):
It was some guy named Steve owns.

Speaker 15 (16:06):
N.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I was shocked. I'll still lead it because it's good stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
It's good ship.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
And you ran around and told everyone individually like.

Speaker 14 (16:14):
That was everyone in a RN everyone, Bro, you wouldn't
believe Goozman and Gomez.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
It's a myth because it's not real.

Speaker 10 (16:20):
What did you actually think? Did you think they were
living somewhere and they were like.

Speaker 14 (16:24):
In Mexico or something. They have like multiple restaurants. I
assume they were a gay couple, could be that too.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
I always did think it was an oddest name, though.
When I first came out, I was like, Guzman and Gomez,
what kind of name?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Say it? With the accent? Yeah? Man, yeah, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
I'm sorry to ruin the credibility of Alphie's Gronk News,
but they were real people.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
They just didn't found the chain.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
So the brand was named after the guy who owns
its Mexican childhood friends, Louis Guzman.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Imagine them, that's what an honor?

Speaker 11 (16:59):
Well do they get anything?

Speaker 5 (17:01):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
The family don't even get anything for it.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
We imagine being Guzman and Gomez and you've just got
nothing to do with it.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
They should be out the front with placards our family
got gnading. Not even have.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
We ever seen an actual photo of them or.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
The cartoon photo they're the logo.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
No, but like a real life one.

Speaker 16 (17:20):
No.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
In the article where it's telling me about it, there's
just a photo of Steve.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
What does Steve look like? And where's he from?

Speaker 11 (17:26):
Steve looks like is American from?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Is it? Is it an American chain as well?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
No, they started in Australia, but they were from New York,
they live here.

Speaker 11 (17:36):
I think?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Does everyone want to know so much information about two blokes?
Do we really care who they are, what they do?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh, it's such a big thing, isn't it? Guzman and Gomez?
People love it.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Next we'll be finding out Ronald McDonald doesn't own McDonald ridiculous.
Well there you go, by the way, Alfie, I think
you should have your own gronk news opener done, I'll
set that up. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (17:58):
How are you gonna I'll just find under any ground?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
No, no, no, you've got to put some thought into it.
Your your radio school dropout.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
This is actually your opportunity to come up with something
really good and creative.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh yeah, what what was that opener we had for Pedro?
Remember because for about four years we thought he was
from Puerto Rico? We had that, you know.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
We doc thing.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Have you got that to play? What do you mean
you've already.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
Because he's gone, so we've deleted everything.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
From the system. We don't have to do that. It's
not like a divorce coming back at all. I said,
don't bother what someone asked me. So he's got you.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
He was on paternity leave and I knew he's leaving
at the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I said, why cut a cancerous mole out only to
put it back in for a few more weeks? Doesn't
feel wrong.

Speaker 12 (18:46):
I think he's really bumped to come back, like in
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Oh, he's coming back.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't think I think No, Oh no, I don't
say that. He look his attitude is a bit cancerous. No,
it's not I know, this is private chats. No, yeah,
you know, the arguing with the management and the carrying on.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Look, you using to put any radio awards together because
he was too busy, but never told anyone, Wow until
it was almost.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Too can someone when they're gone.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
And you just said he's not gone yet?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Well, I mean yeah, but like technically his.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Is his shit on his desk still?

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah, there's still stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Clear it out on the box. Just do the big
windscreen wiper across and throw it all into a box,
send it to his joint.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
All right, done.

Speaker 12 (19:35):
Hey, I've been on the show a little bit too
much today, be can I inject myself further because I've
got some really interesting ship for you guys. Yeah, I've
got you know, we've got spies everywhere, like every radio
network and every TV network.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I can't tell everyone that I've got. I've worked for
decades undercom up in plant people and every network.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Well, we've we've We've also got people at the ABC.

Speaker 12 (19:58):
Yes and yesterday they had a big all staff meeting
where the topic of conversation was Kyl and Jackie over.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
They're not going to do a four corners takedown, are
they no.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
No, no, So let me explain it to you. So my
source sent me there, so I'm just reading exactly what
she it.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
They sent me.

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Yesterday, all staff at ABC Radio National and a meeting
where management went through some findings from a recent focus
group with quote high intelligence professionals.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh, the high societies.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (20:28):
The meeting was dominated by talking about Kyle and Jackie
and what ABC Radio National can learn from them. The manager,
relaying the feedback to all ABC staff said, quote Kyle
and Jacket on something right, and maybe there are some
things we can learn from how they do things. O. Now, now,

(20:48):
let me tell you a lot of the older ABC
crowd were not impressed.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
The old brigade because they wouldn't like us, would they.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
No.

Speaker 12 (20:57):
I don't know if you remember the former Media Watch
hostvid Ma, sort of geeky guy with the glass.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I don't even know the current flop alone, the old one.

Speaker 12 (21:04):
Well, he's now the host of late nights on Radio National.
When he heard that they should be more like you guys,
he pretended to faint in the meeting.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Oh what really? Like dramatically, yeah, like like where you
put your palm on your forehead and you go, oh,
good happens.

Speaker 12 (21:24):
So he did that, and then I'm told the host
of the Science show on Radio Nationals said, quote, well,
should I start asking every scientist I interview what their
favorite sexual position is?

Speaker 16 (21:35):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I think that would be. Wouldn't you love to know
the guy at the cs I ro what he gets
up to at home? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (21:43):
So a lot of so a lot of the staff
were kind of roughing and like, oh, you know, they
wouldn't have liked that.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
But there you have it. The ABC is now going
to be more like Kylin jacking.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Oh wow, that's very impressive. So this new manager must
be must know his stuff.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
Super switched on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think it
won't it be interesting when when they start like trying
to do our segments like stealing our naked dating contestants
and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
ABC is about to have a duo.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
Yeah, it's going to be a refresh, a relaunch.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
They'll have that Lee Sales on there wearing nothing but
a pearl necklace.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
And nothing else. Yeh, all right, don't see that happening.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It should shape it up a bit. All that money
is spent on about a thousand different radio and TV
stations that no one watches, but they've got the lowest
ratings of all everyone. Some shows do all right, but mainly.

Speaker 12 (22:44):
Un ABC Classic is a vibe. I love that station.
I listened to us at ABC Classic.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
And is that?

Speaker 16 (22:51):
Like?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
What is that stuff?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Do they play?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Will? Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
I think I listened to that yesterday.

Speaker 12 (22:57):
They play like classical bangers, you know, and you'll always
be like, oh, yeah, I love this world.

Speaker 10 (23:01):
I had the best time listening to classical music in
the car yesterday.

Speaker 11 (23:05):
I was as ready for it.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah, I was ready for it.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
What were you doing?

Speaker 10 (23:11):
Oh, because you know, I'm trying to practice mindfulness.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Shouldn't have you not to listen to ship music?

Speaker 11 (23:21):
I mean, you just notice everything that's happening around now.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
You don't think about anything in the past or the future.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
You're not You're just present, observing the president all the time.
I've never present, so I need to practice it.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Oh goodness. Thing we used to be able to put
other radio stations on until we've built this multi million dollar,
huge radio facility, the best in the world. They told
we can't.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Cross to other radio stations.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm going to try pull it up on my phone.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I bet all those ABC people are laughing at us
right now. Oh take inspiration.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Why did our Ship studio be able to achieve everything
I wanted? But the multi million dollar integrated digital can't
do ship can't even pause things sometimes.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I know.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
My eggs. Yeah, we can play a soul shut up, Brooklyn.
People would rather listen to me, to you, to this ball.
Can't play another the swift song shake it off. That's
the last I liked the rest of all day. So sad, rubbish,

(24:37):
we got the w bothered thing? Are you still trying
to get the A B? It's only going to be
on for about four seconds? Bro, don't.

Speaker 11 (24:46):
Is we know what classical music sounds like?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah? I don't. Oh you got it? Turn it up?
Can't hear it? I can't hear the ship too loud?

Speaker 16 (24:58):
Not.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
This is Classic Breakfast with Megan Burstlam on ABC Classic.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
How Lovely Well.

Speaker 17 (25:12):
There are so many concerts happening as part of the proms.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
The iHeart to talk about Vegas.

Speaker 17 (25:18):
This week in Mornings, Russell is exploring the history of
the prompts across the month.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
We're an ABC Classic.

Speaker 17 (25:24):
You'll be hearing a lot of the concerts that are
happening right now over in the UK and including a
new premiere by Eric Whittaker. Who's that one of his
that we know and love. It's called the Seal Lullaby
for ch has eight singing.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
And you were what you were listening to this ship yesterday, Jackie?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Well it was very classical what I was listening to?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well, this is classical.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Let's see. It does sound lovely.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I feel like I'm an annoying joint? Is what's on
the menu?

Speaker 4 (25:58):
What happened your phone? Lock?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
His phone? Lock?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
This place sucks?

Speaker 12 (26:04):
Hey, guys, that ABC Breakfast host. I remember reading about her.
She got her job because she has a PhD. She's
a doctor in music.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Oh wow, what wow?

Speaker 10 (26:16):
The qualifications needed over there verse a year, very different.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Salary difference are quite different.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Oh that just seems ridiculous. We don't have a PhD
in anything.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
So she started off doing Overnights, moved over to ABC Jazz,
and now she's at the helm of ABC Classic.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Do we need so many ABC's? Do we need the
jazz station? The Classic station? How many have they got?
And why are we paying for it all? A few? Well,
why do we need all the If you love jazz,
you own every jazz record there is on earth? You
don't need a dedicated radio network to play that ship
all day every day. Jack is she's found a center

(27:00):
to hear that. Sigh.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yes, I feel very calm and relaxed.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'll tell you what. There's no in the street truck
drivers listening to this shit. They would be cannie all
up and down the highway.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
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want that five hundred dollars cash. Thanks to high Pages,
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Speaker 4 (27:21):
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Speaker 3 (27:25):
If you want to like this would also be what
it'd be like to work at the Vatican, wouldn't that.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, you'd hear this stuff playing all the time.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Wouldn't it be a bit can't you just roll out
some Millie Vanilli at the Vatican?

Speaker 9 (27:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Any think?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, it very nice.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Gets me very quiet at the Vatican, I'd.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Imagine, Yeah, I'd imagine. So it's like being a monk
or something.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Wonder what Friday night drinks at the Vatican are.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Like, very posh. They probably have a live on the Pope.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
You probably got to sip out of the Pope's glass
as well.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
You know, yeah you reckon.

Speaker 11 (28:05):
You see the posts being flown around on his wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
At the moment, flying.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, he's in Indonesia, a flying wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Well, the wheelchairs on a planet.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Impressed that old burden he yesterday we wheeled her in
here in a chair as well.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
A hundred year olds pat.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
When you can't walk, you need the wheelchair.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
I just checked three cocktails at the Vatican on Friday
nights between April and October. Three cocktails for everyone, for everyone, everyone,
tourists and everything.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Literally what it has ever been. I have yes, yeah,
I have too.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I didn't bother. I was in Rome. I did catch
on fire. I walk in them straight up.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
What did you do instead go to McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I bet I did go to McDonalds. Yeah, you would
have less a line. I went to the gay district.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Oh my god. You can do all that.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
You ely joint and you're not.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
You don't immerse yourself to you in the in the culture.
In any way I go somewhere.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I act like I live there, not like a tourist
following the guy with the red flag around. Okay, this way,
KENTICKI tour next stop the Moloseum. That's it.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
It's like a fake version of the colis fair enough.
All right, let's do Trady Verse lady guys.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
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trading one lady, please ring now thirteen sixty five and
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(29:50):
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more work with high pages. Register your business today. Let's
meet me a playing for the girls. Hi Mia, Good
morning Aaron playing for the tradees. Good morning Aaron. I
love my friend.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
Let me tell you about me as she's thirty one.
She's a beautician and she drives a Toyota land Cruiser.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh you must do a big car. You like a
bush bashing beautician.

Speaker 13 (30:19):
Or you just like like a nice big rig you.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Know, I get it.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
She My wife started driving four wheel drives. She said
she could never go back to the sports cars. She
loves being above the traffic rather than underneath everyone.

Speaker 13 (30:35):
You could go over the top of them.

Speaker 10 (30:36):
Yeah, it's you get so used to being up high
like that.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah, she's been married for eight years.

Speaker 10 (30:43):
Favorite sex position is the pretzel, the hit legs behind
the like head almost, is that.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
What that is?

Speaker 13 (30:51):
Yeah, that's it. My husband loves are just like, yeah,
twist me up like a pretzel.

Speaker 16 (30:54):
He likes to call it.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I love that. Do you are you quite flexible?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Well?

Speaker 13 (30:58):
Oh look in those moments?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, yeah exactly?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
What a what a what?

Speaker 10 (31:04):
And she's been exploring threesomes with her husband Jesus. They
were so excited for a match recently, but it ended
up being their sixty six year old neighbor get rid
of that.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Thing on the screen? Whose fault was that? Don't don't
put things on the screen when we're reading on the screen.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
So it turned out to be your sixty six year
old neighbor.

Speaker 13 (31:25):
What Yeah, it was pretty pretty embarrassing. So like it
was all anonymous on an app and like I'm pretty
sure he must have had to like fake his age.
And we've roped up in the city into this hotel
because like none of us wanted each other knowing that,
you know, where we lived, all the rest of us,
And we've roped up and opened the door and I'm like,

(31:47):
let's just call him Gary. I'm like that's Gary.

Speaker 10 (31:50):
Shit, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
And Gary obviously knew what he was walking into.

Speaker 13 (31:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
So your husband agreed to a threesome, but two blokes
one girl.

Speaker 13 (32:03):
Believe it or not, it's my husband that actually wanted
to do it, but I refuse to do it with
another chick because I'm a jealous girl.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh, he wanted the woman and you and you did
the old. Now, Normally, when the woman says I'm up
for the three way, but not with another woman, why
don't you bring your maid over all of a sudden,
usually we calm our farm on the request for the
three way, you would.

Speaker 13 (32:25):
Think, yeah, I know, he's all about just like making
sure my pleasures are needed, and I was. I wasn't
even like, I didn't care about reasons at all, and
he was just like, let's explore it.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
So let me tell you from a threesome expert. They're
not that great. They're not. I don't know about the
gay world, Brooklyn.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
But well, someone's always left out.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
No, no that's not true, not always left out, but
that they can sometimes end with two Brazilian models having
a full blown argument with each other in another language,
and you just left there with a half deflated dinger,
not knowing what to do or what's going oning on?
Can everyone relate to me?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Unique to you?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
No? No, no, I don't think it is. Or imagine this.
You're with one and you're going from one to the other,
wonder and then they just start that I don't even
but I thought't and you're just standing there, sweat pouring
off your thinking, Oh how did this end in some.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Sort of arguing it all over? After that?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah? I said, girls, girls, sorry, you know what? Can
I They won? Threw a bag over and put her
clothes on the storm down, and the other one said, ah,
she was angry because you went out of her and
finished with me.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
To know that there's going to be such angry blokes.
Write that down. Don't get into that mistake. Look, keeps writing, keeps.
I was only joking. You have to write it down.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
You just remember it, all right. Weighing in at sixty kilos,
it's oh.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
Brad, not a grandpa Mia.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Poor old maya. Yeah, be questionable there with the strange fella. Yep,
Aaron is on for the traders. He's a waterproofer top Notch.
They're driving around in a mans to BT fifty high
Aaron being the relationship for thirteen years. How I am.

Speaker 18 (34:21):
Yeah, yeah good good, Yeah, life sounds good.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
His favorite sexposition is the Butcher's willbarrow Jackie, do you
know that one? Yeah, well, just Butcher's willbarrow.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
No, I don't think I do.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Would you explain to Jackie she's only new into the
sex scene.

Speaker 18 (34:38):
No, that's that's all good. I can understand that. It's
like it's like Doggie.

Speaker 19 (34:44):
You're doing them from behind, but you're holding their arms
like Willburrow, and then you go to down and just
butcher the pussy.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Oh I get it.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah right, I wasn't even shocked.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Are you? Are you?

Speaker 16 (34:58):
Is?

Speaker 10 (34:58):
The girl like sort of just s ended without using
her arms. You're holding the arms back?

Speaker 16 (35:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (35:03):
Pretty much?

Speaker 7 (35:05):
Pretty nice?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
He once slipped over in the pool in Balley. Did
you injure yourself at all? Or No?

Speaker 9 (35:13):
No?

Speaker 19 (35:14):
It was actually like your banana moment. I was going
out for dinner. And as you might know if you've
been to Bali a few times, there's a lot of
wild dogs over there and they sort of ship everywhere.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yes, they do, don't they. It's to the sense of
the town.

Speaker 19 (35:32):
Yeah, and it was a bit of a bit of
a Mario cart moment with the banana on the ground,
but it.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Was dogshit in the Did you actually fall over?

Speaker 19 (35:41):
Yeah, straight into its all freshly showered, going out to
dinner with the family and yeah, straight straight through it.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
No good weighing in tiny kilos playing today for the
trade is it's Aaron the pooper scoopa everywhere. Good luck.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
I'll go Aaron first, Okay, Aaron, bro, here we go.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Question one, What is.

Speaker 10 (36:06):
The benefit of using a clay mask on your skin?

Speaker 18 (36:12):
Is it to soften, revitalize your your skin on your face?

Speaker 10 (36:18):
It's to absorb excess oil, is it? Sorry about that?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
All right? Question number two?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
It wouldn't kill you to put your clay mask on.
At the bottom of it, he looks like the bottom
of it used pizza dish. Just so oily oily, Sorry bro,
just you know, obviously the town moisturizer. It looks looks
he looks so nice.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
You're wearing a suit.

Speaker 20 (36:44):
What are you wearing a s I've got a bit
dressed up for one of the segments that's coming up
a bit the Lavery in the show.

Speaker 10 (36:49):
Oh right, and we do it from Kyle's book Scandalands
that's the one. Oh, there must be something where you're
wearing a suit.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I canceled that. No, I want to hear it though.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
No, we want to hear it. Question too, what do
moddy body sell period under it?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Wow, how'd you know that?

Speaker 18 (37:08):
Just very knowledgeable?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
You know this nose is Ragnar.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
All right?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Which luxury jeweler makes the iconic love bracelet Pandora?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
No, it's cart Yeah, yeah, the real ones, not the
high school ones. The Pandora ones are for high school kids.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Oh not really? Well, yes, marketed more towards young But.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I gave you a Pandora Bengal. I never hear the
end of it.

Speaker 16 (37:37):
Now.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
They're lovely, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
They are and they're not They're not cheap Pandora.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Who are you talking to here?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
They're just not like they're not like these kind of cheap.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Arts on Pandora. And find out what's the dearest bracelet
they've got, because those Cardier Love Bengals start at ten
grand yeah, and go up to seventy thousand for the
encrusted diamond one.

Speaker 10 (37:58):
Oh I thought they were cheaper, and that I get
them for seven or something, seven hundred seven thousand.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
That's farther away to everyone listening. That's not cheap.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
I never said, sheep. I said cheaper than ten grand.
Let's move on some sheep.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Oh, they're worth almost nothing.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
There's nothing. There's a cheap seven coops.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Four grand on the Pandora website.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
The most expensive.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
What are they made of?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Fourteen carried gold lab grown diamonds?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I want my diamonds, dug out by. That's the real
value of a diamond. Don't go looking at each other, sensor.
That's a joke. I don't really want to endorse slave labor,
although I am wearing night shoes. Maybe I am into
slave labor.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
All right, let's do it to me. Are you just
got to beat one?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Okay, here we go, honey. Question? When are you there?

Speaker 16 (38:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (38:55):
Sorry, hello, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
What is the highest score you can achieve in ten
pin bowling? Higher score you can achieve?

Speaker 13 (39:07):
Three hundred?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, that is correct?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
How did you know it is?

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It's absolutely correct. Question too? You need this for the win?
Which Formula One team does Oscar Piastree drive for Oscar
who pastree, google it up if you want.

Speaker 21 (39:34):
Australia.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
No, No, like the brand.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
McClaren, McClaren, McLaren.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Like a nice car.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well it's not that nice, you know, because I've had one.
You just can't open it up properly and you feel
every little bump in the road. But you look like
you look like a bad ass and McLaren. But you
never get out of second.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Never get out of sick, never get out a second.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Gear because of the idiots. The drive ten k's under
the speed limit. Oh, because of the chiefs one more
like get arrested. Sorry to sound like lucky there, but
I was okay, wound up to full speed.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Last chance to win here otherwise trying to number.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Three in the plumbing world. What does w C stand
for in the plumbing world? WC? What does that mean
to the normal person?

Speaker 13 (40:29):
Wheelchair?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Wheelchair is wrong? Water closet, which means that's that's only
go for toilets.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
Yeah, so you know what, I've never known that And
they always say w C when including like how many
bathrooms or you've never and I've never known that that
means water closet.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Did you know you meant toilet. I just didn't know
it stood for water closet.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I feel I've known that my whole life.

Speaker 10 (40:56):
Yeah right, it's an odd name for that water closet. Anyway,
let's go to tiebreaker. Guys, first in to correctly identify
will win.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Aaron, You're on Mia, both in play. Here we go,
good luck?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
What is the square root of twenty five?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Well, we don't do math questions here. Let me tell
you some of the newer stuff you may not know.
Fiable offense, spelling questions, maths questions. We're not a children's
television show for Indians and Asians, right, that's where they excel.
Math's very good.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
Does anyone know the answer to that?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
There you go?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
No, no, we stop the question now. I'm not going
to tell you again, no mathematical questions. It's just not
a show for smart people. They're back to you, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Okay, I'll think of another one instead.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Are you going to think of something?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, I've got to come up with a new one.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
They've written one here for you, so you don't have
to even think. How dare you so just sound?

Speaker 11 (42:01):
You dumb it down a lot?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:04):
All right, guys, here's your next question. Which reindeer has
a red nose?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Can't tell? I can't tell he got in? What he did?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
He can? We can we rewind and we are rewinding.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
And everyone's saying the boy got in.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
We can't rewind in us, so we can't plow the
radio and now we can't rewind live. What did we
spend all these millions on? Can I ask the view?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
It's behind me? I never see the blind.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Of the glare? Why are we paying for this view?
Better off setting up and some kilda watching all the
street walkers walk past.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Will you win? So be happy?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Yeah, the boy here, he.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Is taking it home for all the trades parents there
in Melbourne. You can celebrate five hundred cash thanks to hide.
Thank you my friend. You're up now sixty five points.
The ladies, we are right in your anal canal. You
guys are ahead at sixty fig you're the boy talk

(43:22):
shit ah dear the boys jacket? What I bet you're
getting nervous now, now, very nervous.

Speaker 16 (43:31):
Now.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Every time you get close to you, you've got the
Sofia the British.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
You've got the Sophie monk fingers. You need to get
some massive tone under those I know what's going on there.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Oh Lord, I didn't wash my tan or quick enough.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Jesus Christ, you you you don't wash it off at all?
I do I do? Are you back on the nuts?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
What happened to the I.

Speaker 10 (43:52):
Can't help myself. It's an addiction, it actually is. I
cannot like go with for a day without an and
I gotta have them.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I don't think you can get addicted to army I am,
I am.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Sugar and start tobacco. Then what's something Moorish?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Something is in them to make me like want them
so much?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
So you're risk getting a gallstone, yes.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Which they give you kidney stones apparently if you eat
too many, just.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
To fact check that for you, you can get addicted
to nuts. You'll be called a nutter holic according to
the Internet.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
And what makes you what is it in them?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
That salt?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
The natural salts?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Okay? So what could I replace that with?

Speaker 10 (44:41):
Can't go back to seaweed snacks even though that really
wasn't probably to blame cape.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
I think you'll find the cheese and the alcohol was
to blame for the stage you went through. You know,
it was impressive though what blokes still would have rooted.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Even at your at it. That's nice.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You've got to know you've got something going on.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
Oh no, I never took advantage though, of course not.
What do you mean, of course not?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
You weren't at your best, were you?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Well, that doesn't matter. Well, I think you know the
right guy will accept that.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I don't think the right guy will accept that. I
think some blokes will. No, you don't be treated like
some old sock.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yeah, no, No one wants to be treated like an
old sock.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Pete. Does people accept anything? First? Calls up?

Speaker 16 (45:30):
Next?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
If you want to ring up for anything? Ring now
thirteen when it's six five.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
The kiss shaggy golden.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Microphone is on.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Any weatherwise, let's have a look at Sydney first, mostly
Sunday twenty five glorious degrees, still windy for Melbourne mostly
Sonny twenty degrees so not so cold. Going to the
phones now, John, Hi, good morning, good team, How are
you very well?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Good honey? What's going on?

Speaker 21 (45:57):
Okay, I'll just say I guess something else?

Speaker 18 (45:59):
Why chess?

Speaker 21 (46:00):
So I know Kylie and Jackie. I know you guys
are the Kings and Crimson celebrities. So I had an
internem probably a month ago and I really needed to
send my apologies and hope maybe she can hear.

Speaker 18 (46:13):
So I was one story short.

Speaker 21 (46:16):
I went to the casino, I'll give my wife. Then
all of a sudden, I just looked at which casino?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Were you at the cast Sina Melbourne? Okay on the Crown, Yeah,
I love that joint.

Speaker 21 (46:31):
So I looked to my left and I saw Jessica
Melbourne in a beautiful dresser.

Speaker 18 (46:36):
I just guessed my wife.

Speaker 21 (46:38):
I ran through and then I was holding my beer
at the time because I just wanted a photo, yeah,
you know, for the GRAMD. But I tripped over one
of the stools and just about when I got there,
my beer tipped rider on her dress.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Jesus John and.

Speaker 21 (46:57):
So mate, you can tell how that night ends.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
But was she at a table gambling or she just
swamming through the casino? She is going through going through
through the casino.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Probably color was she wearing?

Speaker 21 (47:10):
It was a glittery dress. And she gave me the
really you?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
And was it a.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Beer that you poured on her? Accidentally? It was a beer?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Can we reach out to Jessica and.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
And get the apology? Yeah, we'll see this as her
She's prepared to receive and.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
A So Pete, you're not going to get her now,
you're just gonna email her the audio. Gee, that's a
real loser's way of doing right now, I'll.

Speaker 10 (47:34):
Do it every angle trying to get her on because
John would like to personally apologize.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
John. We'll see we can. We can get dress up early.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Okay, thanks John?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
No way, fascinating story. Matt's called through. Good morning, Matt?

Speaker 16 (47:51):
Are you?

Speaker 18 (47:51):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
How are you?

Speaker 18 (47:53):
I'm from Melbourne?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
That's nice? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
What are you doing right?

Speaker 16 (47:59):
Just?

Speaker 22 (48:00):
I think kind of half naked?

Speaker 3 (48:02):
You know you're to go to work, so you're getting dressed.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Where are you from? Matt?

Speaker 18 (48:07):
Melbourne, from Melbourne? Originally from from Persia?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Persia? Okay?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Which is what do they called Persia?

Speaker 12 (48:17):
Now?

Speaker 19 (48:18):
Iran?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Oh? And you guys, don't run with the Iran thing.
You think that's a bit tarnished.

Speaker 22 (48:25):
It's complicated.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Man, do we have a Persian here? And I said, listen,
there is no Persia. When did Persia get shut down
as a country? Poor things? Ridiculous?

Speaker 22 (48:35):
By the shut down you mean changing the name?

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
When did it change from Persia to change?

Speaker 22 (48:42):
I think from one hundred years ago, right when basically
the last shot half Iran his father actually came on
board and yeah, they changed it to Iran.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
So what were you calling for, Matt?

Speaker 18 (48:58):
Oh? Yeah, I was thinking it was.

Speaker 22 (49:00):
Because I drive to work every day maybe one hour
and in traffic, and I could hear your show, basicly
basically from other cars as well.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
And you know you have you can hear you hang on,
you can hear our show. You're listening to us, and
you can also get other people in the cars listening to.

Speaker 22 (49:20):
Us in the traffic. Yes, yes, And it's like a
marketing marketing idea, just a little bit older school maybe,
but you know you had your advertisement on the back
of the bosses. I don't hear them myself. And to
be honest, stright now, but but I was thinking were
not having the car sicket so your fans and Basic,

(49:45):
I think they can they can put it on the
back of the cars.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
It's funny, isn't it.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
You just like back in the eighties and maybe a
little bit of money is you saw a lot of cars.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Oh, you were so proud every time you drove through
you put a stick.

Speaker 10 (49:58):
It would really show their loyalty radio station. They listen
to by putting a sticker on the back, Right, that's wrong.
I just don't see them.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Ever, Well, no one does them anymore, so well, maybe
that's right. The last radio station stickers I saw was
Beat the Drum Triple. Yeah, they're the ones, and they're
always on the shittiest cars in the at the traffic
lights because they're very low.

Speaker 22 (50:21):
Yeah, but no one's bothers to try it anymore. Maybe
on the youths you would see National geography. Not on
the youths, but you know the four tives, you would
be National geography.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Maybe maybe to do a trading verse lady sticker, yeah,
the boys versus whatever, you guys, what's your song?

Speaker 11 (50:40):
It's a woman's world.

Speaker 10 (50:43):
We're not.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
I'm not doing a sticker.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Maybe it can be like one of those breeding cards.
But you open the sticker and the music comes out.
That's not going to I don't mind the cars. The
bumper sticker idea, But would anyone do.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
It or would wouldn't personally And it's yeah, you put
it or.

Speaker 22 (51:07):
Put it on the back of the raft or yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
On your mom's mom's car, putting stick on that car
in the garage. It never goes anywhere.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Three hundred days a year a bit more than that, Peter,
you start getting get into the marketing team there and
ask what about the bumper stickers?

Speaker 4 (51:26):
All right, let's go to Jackie from Sunshine Coast.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Hi, Hi Jackie. I love the Sunny Coast.

Speaker 23 (51:31):
Hey guys, how are you?

Speaker 13 (51:32):
I love your show?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
What's it like up there? What's the weather like on that?
So you're an hour north of you're an hour north
of Bridge.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
I heard it's beautiful in Queensland.

Speaker 23 (51:41):
Yeah, it's been like thirty three degree.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I was in Cairns last week. Glorious. It's a great place.

Speaker 23 (51:49):
Place to live. I've been listening to your show obviously
on my heart radio at and whenever the censor speaks,
I always think I've heard her voice before, and it
was really getting to me. And then my daughter was
watching Inside Out? Have you ever watched that movie before?

Speaker 24 (52:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I love Inside Out?

Speaker 7 (52:10):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
You go inside the mind of a What are you?
What are you reacting like that?

Speaker 16 (52:14):
For?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
They put some ugly looking blue character. The best this
is in the proper movie. This is like an animating.

Speaker 10 (52:21):
The animation is like emotions, emotions inside a child's head,
like whether it's some.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
You know, the sad So you're saying the censor might
have voiced one of those characters.

Speaker 23 (52:34):
I just think she sounds so much like the sadness
whenever she talks. I just now hear the sadness from
inside out.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Okay, let's hear the sadness.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
You got that accurate.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Okay, had great adventures.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
They were wonderful. Once we flew back the time we
had breakfast twice that day. It sounds amazing, and Riley
liked it. We we're best friend. That would have been
a great example if there wasn't four other characters.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Surely she had some dialogue on her own.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
So, Sensor, you sound like sadness. Have you ever been complimented? Now?
I know you've had another knockbacks by blokes, but has
anyone ever said, this is not a week I'm leaving
you because you sound like sadness. No, but this is
very on brand for me.

Speaker 16 (53:26):
I have to say, thanks for calling Jackie.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Widening her up. Don't you hang up on her, Jackie?
Thank you. What a great observation.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
And the Sensor she does radiate sadness.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
She does not.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Well, you know, when she comes on, she's always ruining fun,
deeping out the sea word and sometimes that sea word
it's needed to be heard. Do you understand the essence
of what we're saying. But you know, there's government laws.

Speaker 11 (53:59):
I heard the sea word on the ABC the other day.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Oh, the ABC and Triple J, the government run station.
They have different rules to us, which I feel is
absolutely get that, completely different guidelines.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
It's just odd.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, it is like, why aren't we all playing by
the same rule book, same as podcasts, freeedoware Radio, ABC,
all of these. We should all be singing from the
same hymn book.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
We really should be. It just seems so strange that
we are. We have these really strict guidelines almost.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Everyone else, almost designed for us to fail. Yet we
keep conquering.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
And they literally say it's because you know, I will
FM radio anyone can hear it. But anyone can go
online and anyone.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
And also hear the ABC. Yeah, what did you hear
the sea word? What was it? Drop?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
It was later at night, so but still the C word.
I was like, wow, thing was on four corners or something?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
But sorry said it?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Why calling someone to see or maybe they were retelling
a story of how they were called to see or.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Something and are you still you're the one still watching
ABC News. Get on General, Let's get onto the real
news Channel seven. They've even got the psydechic or something
on the.

Speaker 10 (55:17):
Speaking of which, we are doing the horoscopes for any virgos.
If you're celebrating your birthday today, you can call us
because we're doing birthday will next Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
It's your birthday ring now thirteen when six.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Five and Jackie, oh in the morning, we all.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Let me tell you, Brooklyn, working here sometimes can be
very annoying. Oh why because while you're reading the news here,
I am trying to find out what everyone's talking about.
What are the news? Thanks? Guess what Jackie and the
girls are doing in the background. Very annoying. What tell
Brooklyn what you're doing there with all the girls?

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Well, it's it's it's actual research, if I'm honest, and
it's coming up in no news.

Speaker 16 (55:53):
It is it is. It is.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
They're on there looking online as to who is old now,
but who was hot back? So they've gone back there looking.
I wonder what Joe Biden looked like? He was hot?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Joe Biden, he was Joe Biden was unbelievably hot.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
Like a frat boy from the hottest frat boy. He'd
be the one you're all the girls would have been
after we.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Looked up Vladimir Putin. Apparently the girls weren't keen on
him as a teen.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
But we were talking about Prince Philip.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
He was hot. He was hot when he was Philip
was hot, was he?

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:25):
The Queen's husband, Yeah, we know who he is. He
was good looking, Yeah, he was. He was very tall.
He wasn't like your typical Joe Biden hot.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Did you look up Trump? Was Trump hot? Trump's just hot?

Speaker 16 (56:42):
Now?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
No? Never was Trump?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
No, I would not.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
There's Trump there, look at him, Look.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Like that's not hot. He wasn't hot.

Speaker 11 (56:54):
That's even black and white. You can't be Prince William.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
No, Prince William, I reckon.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
I was just young, from being a cute young boy
to then when he went into adulthood losing that cuteness.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Yeah, like you're looking at him when he's sixteen.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
No, yeah, bloody jack, I didn't bring up that photo that.

Speaker 10 (57:17):
Yes, he does look cute there, but he was only
cute for a window of time right around the eighteen mark.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
It is birthday time. Beyonce is celebrating forty three. Well done,
Beyonce kills up beyond he has been forty three for
about twenty years. Mark Ronson is forty nine. Yeah, Mark,
he's a great DJ, great record producer. What about James
Bay great?

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Such a good artist.

Speaker 16 (57:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
The last guy you want to show up to a
beach bonfire is he's the time that shows up with
a guitar and all the girls to the round. Oh
the guitar. We all hate the guitar guy. Samantha Armadich,
you know her from a farmer want's wife, forty eight
years old.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Happy birthday, Sam.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Dawn Fraser old swimmer eighty seven years old. What a legend. Yeah,
I still saw it. Loving the Olympics still.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Yeah, get over it.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Time metals and all you talk about it. And Denny Hines,
who's currently in Japan. According to her last social media post,
she was on there carrying on. People were trying to say,
what's up? Woo be Goldberg? Very racist, very rude.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Yeah, so she cracked it correct, right.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
It's fifty four.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Happy birthday, Denny Taylor's twenty nine? Could he Taylor there?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Good morning? Oh my god, yay, what are you doing
to celebrate. You're going out, you stay home.

Speaker 16 (58:45):
I'm going to a rooftop bar.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Nice tonight, Terry. Oh terror go Terry. It'll narrow down
to one place. You're going with friends, family, what's she go?

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Friends?

Speaker 13 (59:00):
Nah, and a couple of his friends as well.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Oh that's going to be fun. Good on your chair.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
We're going to spin the wheel. Get your little gifted
Crowatna is in charge.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Here it goes.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Slowing down. Now, some good prizes on there, Jackie number
twenty two.

Speaker 10 (59:16):
Yep, you got yourself an Opo A seventy eight smartphone.
You can step out with speed and style with the
A seven eight.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Good work. Everyone loves her. Oh my god, everyone needs
a second phone, right coop? Okay, so the deal. Now
a couple of songs for you to choose. A power pick.
Brooklyn is Stuck, Well.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Not live song Taylor, Do you love the other Big Taylor?
Because I've got Taylor Swift. I've knew you were trouble,
trouble I love Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Now there's nothing wrong with Tait, of course. Yeah, but
thanks for that. But yeah, I'm just saying listen, no one,
no one hates Taylor Swift. However, this song Jackie and
I have chosen. We haven't heard heard it for a while.
It was a bit controversial when it came out. There
was two video clips, one where the girl had a

(01:00:06):
bikini top on and then the good one where she
had a titties floating around blurred lines. Remember this Robin
Thick and for realm yeah, and this girl with her
tits out and said, I don't want to be objectified
by my boss.

Speaker 16 (01:00:25):
Up. What do you like?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Taylor?

Speaker 16 (01:00:29):
I'm a big fifty band, so I'm going to have
to go with Booklyn.

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
Thanks Taylor? What else could she do so I can't?

Speaker 24 (01:00:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Yeah it is We need someone figure on to get
out across the line.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
All right, Taylor, I have a fab day today. Thanks
very much that we got a round of O news
coming up next and by for that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Yeah, here's a song you haven't heard for ages, Taylor.

Speaker 11 (01:00:56):
Tysical kill me now, Kyl, come on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Well, in all honesty, I don't mind some of the
tailor stuff, but you know the sad ones. You know,
you're not sad you're getting pounded by a footballer on
the daily.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
We'll not sad now. But she might have been when
she was writing those.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Writing writing the songs the boys, some.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Of them would have been dad. Okay, I suppose we
better play it. We can talk in behind the scenes, Jaggio,
Jack has.

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
Got only Yeah, the most unexpected collab of the year
is not Lady Garga and Bruno Mars, is actually Karl
Stefanovic and Adam Hyde from peking Tucket.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Did you see this yesterday? When you're not on social media,
you would miss out on these things.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Incorrect, Jackie. I even texted Carl last night at eight
o'clock at night and said, drugs must have been good
in Europe? Lol, what's this ship? And then a link
to that store?

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
How did you find it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Saw it on news dot com dot ah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I see yeah, and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Reading stories where the Tarnish journalists over there on a
fan of mine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Oh he's got his tongue right up in the nova's asshole,
that bloke anyway. Anyway, what are you talking to DJ
in the morning show host?

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Yeah, they've teamed up, and so Adam from Peaking Duck
goes under the name Kelly Holiday for solo work.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
So it's really I don't know, I do know your
own name anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:02:39):
A couple of days ago, he posted on Instagram a
text message from Carl which said he wanted to collaborate,
and Carl says he wants full I make up with
a dance beat, And then the next day Adam gifted
us with the full music video and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Are you singing?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Yeah, it's Islands in the stream?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Our song?

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Our song, the song we love and sing all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Checking I've been singing Islands. But they would have done
a d J beat.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Yeah, do you want to hear it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Are they singing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
I think they're singing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yeah, yeah, well Adams probably. Well what's what's he called himself?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Kelly Holiday?

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Kelly Holiday except maybe his transitional name, just to know.
And Carl looks like someone out of an eighties band, Like,
let's hear it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Okay, well, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Very funny visually, where's carlat? There? Is is.

Speaker 12 (01:03:49):
A lot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
And I worked with thirteen sex addicts from the gay world.

Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
Is that Carl's real body?

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:03:57):
He's a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
He's all right, sort of is it?

Speaker 18 (01:04:00):
What rip?

Speaker 11 (01:04:01):
He's got his next?

Speaker 18 (01:04:02):
There?

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Whip's the wrong word, but yeah, he looks like he
could be ripped. Yeah, like clothes, here we go, here
we won three.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
That is love no one between.

Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
How can we be wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Said away would be doing the world.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Ah, that's a lighted joke.

Speaker 18 (01:04:27):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
You know what's sexual one. Carl's a very funny bloke.
He's a great mate. And this Adam Hyde, we met
him a thousand times. Wouldn't say he's a mate, but
he's he looks like he'd be a bag of fun. Yeah, yeah,
maybe three bags are fun.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Fun, They're always fun when they come in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah, they're good fellas.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
A Netflix star has slammed audiences for being way too
sensitive these days. So this is the guy that played
Prince Philip in The Crown, the young one, the whole one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
That's why you were looking at old photos of the
real prince.

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
Because I was saying the actor that played Prince Philip
in the Crown was really hot. And when I was
at Glastonbury, I actually, you didn't a fiddle with this fellas? No,
but he was right next to me and I was like,
he was hot?

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Was he good looking?

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah, and you look over in your direction.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Yeah. We were given each other but nothing then, I
do you know what I did?

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
You were giving each other the I googled him.

Speaker 10 (01:05:25):
As he was looking I'm like, Okay, I need to
find out if this guy has a girlfriend, because, like,
you know, he's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
And do you know he wasn't looking at that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
He wasn't looking like. It wasn't like, oh hey, let's
freaking go out the back and do this right now. No,
it wasn't like that.

Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
It was just that like there was some icon tobact.
I'm not saying it was flirty or anything like that,
but I just was like, oh, I wonder if he's
single because he's so hot. And I always loved his
character in The Crown and him. I always thought he
was really.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I didn't mention it before, no, not that much.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Just as you're watching it, you know he's good looking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
I'm a big bird. I was an infested with bird.
I wouldn't be see.

Speaker 11 (01:06:02):
Whether this guy like Doctor Who or something as well.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Yeah, I think so, Matt Smith.

Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
He's really hot, isn't he that guyeb.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
What you talking about eyebrows?

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
No, but I think they dyed his eyebrows in that
series because I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Don't think he's hot. He's got a distorted eye. Look,
he's not disgusting like in but he's not classic hot.

Speaker 10 (01:06:29):
Oh, he's got that something. You know, when guys have
something you can't explain. It's got like you can't put
your finger on it. But it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
It's like, do I have that thing?

Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
No, it's like it's like you're oozing some sort of
special sexual energy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
That's what I got going on, big dick energy right
that it is a little bit like not so ugly
after all.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I think a beautiful cop.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Oh, I think girls. Do you think I have that thing?
Jackie can't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
He's broody, you know, he's brew. I think you do
in spades.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Thank you. Good the me.

Speaker 10 (01:07:06):
The most positive person in the world. I never wants
her to say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Who's the most negative girl? We've got on stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Probably sadness, the sensor negative.

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
No, but she'll tell you in your big brother days
when you were given it, Actually, brother, you could.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Get it one hundred percent. You had that thing back then.

Speaker 10 (01:07:26):
You did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Everyone loves to hear what they used to have.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
No, I don't know how I didn't just jump your bones.

Speaker 10 (01:07:34):
Really, you were hot, really, and you had that thing,
and I never saw it at the time. But now
when I look back on footage of you back then,
I think God, he was like he had that thing
you did.

Speaker 11 (01:07:46):
You're a bit more desperate, you can recognize it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Well, I was with Lee, so I wasn't thinking about
anyone like that, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
So you're you're you're someone who who really if someone's
a bit overweight, they're out for you alone.

Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
No, I'm just saying that you had that thing like
such attitude, but you actually were cute too.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Well. I was a bit of a I did romance
a lot of younger women back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
And you know what, I've never instigated it in my life.
I've never started never ever. That's a big call I've
net because like a lot of people think, oh, here's this,
like you know all the media right that I'm a
misogynistumber this that is if you know me, or any

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woman that knows me, they all know that's the complete opposite.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
And women come to you, Yeah, they begged, they beg
for this, and I say, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
I'm not sure in her Oh whatever, you've got all
these consent forms.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:08:52):
So Kristin Cavaleri, you know she was from the Hills,
Laguna Bee. She's thirty seven. My boyfriend's twenty four and yeah,
we've talked about this before. Now No, they're still going
and anyway revolting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
These two like too in love with each other like
one of the Cardashians.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
No, No, they're not like that. They're just they Actually
they seem pretty cool and they seem happy. She's very
good looking woman, she's so hot. She's thirty seven.

Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
So anyway, they were talking about like their their bedroomantics,
and he talks about how she's the best he's ever had,
like because they were talking about older women in bed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Have a listen, you guys are asking if she's later
in bed.

Speaker 18 (01:09:38):
Crag.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Yeah, a little young. Yeah really, I mean yeah, you're
the yeah, like the best sex of her had for sure.
I actually didn't know that. You've never said that to me.

Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
I just thought you would assume that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Well, we've talked about how great are sex is, but
you've never like point blank just been like, you're the
best I've ever had.

Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
Really, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
I mean I think I would remember that one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
No one's ever said that to me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Never, not that I'm asking to be ranked, but you were,
well you weren't ranked.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Oh well, yeah that was with the first wife who
said I was two out of ten better than being
a one right, yes, right exactly or a quarterfall. Anyone
ever told you it? Will just say no, don't have
to be you have to be like out there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
No, I won't say. I won't say so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
No one said. No one said you're the best, be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Well no, I'm not going to say.

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
Honestly, I just don't want to say, because it's it's
a bit more detailed than that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Oh, we're all I don't want to please don't please, No,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
I don't want to make one that you've ever had sex.
We said you're the best.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
No, I never said that at all, So no one
said it. I just carle give it a rest.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Some stuff. I think it's the pre stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Please. Hey, guess who's coming up? This guy in No
one cares.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
No one cares.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Former interrogator. Yes, we'll get him in here. I'll find it.
He'll get the truth out of it. Perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
He is an interrogator.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Try we'll get into interrogate you.

Speaker 10 (01:11:25):
He was in the British military for twenty four years
and we are talking to him next on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
He's not in here. Sorry to disappoint.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
I didn't care if he's in here or not. I
prefer the on the phone because then we didn't have
to do the thing. Oh thanks for coming out, because
I couldn't start. I want him in and out. Yeah,
I want the couples. Even that guy the other day
where we're having Lgi Bardi, who was that big string bean,
you know, the bad one from Little Britain.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
The David Walliams.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
That was fun. And then in the newspaper they wrote
as if it was real. I knew that would happen though,
but how dumb a journalist.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
No, but it was an easy hit, that one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
It was obviously he was taking the piss. I was
taking the pisces. They wrote it up in the newspaper
like it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Was how did they write it?

Speaker 16 (01:12:10):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Oh they went They just didn't write that it was.
It was humorously both of us silly. Yeah, And they
were like, he's never coming back. I wouldn't give a
shit if I never met that guy again in my life.
But at the end, so behind the scenes, the reality
of the bullshit story you read is that I went
to shake his hand, he went come in and gave
me a cuddle. You were great.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Yeah, And also.

Speaker 10 (01:12:32):
After the interview, started following us, did he on Instagram?
So I think if he didn't want to come back,
he's not going to start following it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Jackie, when you were a newspaper, journalists, you don't let
the truth get in the way of your bullshit agenda.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Oh and I could add to that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
His management reached out to me like, oh, I love
that video you guys posted. If you've got any more,
David would love to post them as well.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
So he's clearly had Well look at that a So
the journalists are full of shit, sorry Brooklyn newspaper.

Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
But you and your lot of shit, Well, it's all
about the bloody clicks.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
You know what, when you put your whole company on
the line looking for clicks. But every time you click
on a story, the story is not real. You stop
going to that news site. You just stop going there
because it's bullshit.

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
You would think.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
So I'm only on daily mail, and yes, I bring
them up every now and then I get them the
bull stories off. That's just the power I've got the
way it is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
So I'm not listening of his own.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
I just assume you're not listening. I've known you long
enough to know that you phase in and out, So
Ian dicklas the dilt?

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
What how do you say he's confused?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Is that what you meant? How do you say the
guy's last name?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
His name is Ian Dilks or Dilxy. For sure.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
We won't be running with the nickname because we don't
know it Ian Dilks. It is he'll interrogate Jackie and
find out what she's good at in bed and how
many blokes have even done the lie? Or you're the bete.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Are of that aware?

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
Everyone in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Former sas interrogator. Ah, this bloke Ian go man, What
a tough gig he's had. Jackie his forty seven, was
in the British military for twenty four years, served as
a member of the Parachute Squadron posted during his time
serving in Cyprus, Kosovo, Afghanistan, Iraq, where he joined up

(01:14:43):
with the US and Canadian German Special Forces. On doing
these secret missions behind enemy lines, he interrogates the worst
of the worst and teaches other military specialists how to
interrogate the worst of the worst of walk amongst them.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
I'd love to know how to interrogate and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Filk see is that how you say your name?

Speaker 18 (01:15:08):
Yeah? On the show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
You're welcome, Jackie. Try and control yourself. I know you're
a fan of British I know you love a military man.
It's a handsome fellow. Okay Ian, So how do you start?
How do you get into that line of work where
you're teaching people how to put up with Like if
I was caught captive by terrorists and put in a

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cave somewhere, you would teach me how to get through that,
because that feels like hell on Earth, the worst possible
scenario any human convenient. And where do you start teaching
someone how to put.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
Up with that?

Speaker 18 (01:15:49):
Yeah, it's tough because you've got to be selected to
be excuse me, you've got to be selected to go
through that training because we can't train everybody. So it's
only people that are going to go behind and belyned,
you know, like special forces pilots and stuff like that.
And then you go on a course, you get taught
how to behave certain ways.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
And people do you beat them?

Speaker 16 (01:16:14):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
When you put them in this scenario, you tie them
up and beat them?

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
I mean you have to make it uncomfortable. You can't
make it nice.

Speaker 18 (01:16:23):
Yeah, you can't just go in and go, oh, we're
going to give you a cup of teas and we're
going to do this to you, but you know we're
not pretty soon.

Speaker 10 (01:16:31):
When I watch it in the movies, right, I do like,
it doesn't matter who how bad the person is, there
is a point where you think, ah, shear, I feel
bad for that person. Do you have to get into
a completely different headspace so that you never have that
thought like a disconnect, like a disconnect so you're not thinking,
I can't put this person through that much, you know,
torture or whatever you want.

Speaker 12 (01:16:52):
To call it.

Speaker 18 (01:16:53):
Well, it's yes or no, because you have to put
them through that situation because you want it to be
as tough as possible for that person and you want
it to be as real as possible. But also if
you see them sort of going the other way, they're
going to have a breakdown or they're going to you know,
go totally off off the rails. You've got to have
that empathy as well. That's why we get interrogated ourselves.

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We have to go through twenty hours of interrogation and
loads of training so we can do that to other people.

Speaker 10 (01:17:21):
Do you if you have a girlfriend and she's like
complaining of period pain. Do you think tough enough.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Hard to be with you because you've been through so
much and had to withstands.

Speaker 12 (01:17:37):
Know what?

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Yeah, I think it would be really difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Yeah, it would be.

Speaker 18 (01:17:43):
I'd have to be quite careful because it depends how
much I like that girlfriend, So it depends on the
answer the giver. But yeah, you that's a sort of
go unless a lot you're in a dog cage and
do this here. I think you'll be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Yeah, I get it, because what's worse your own missus
on the period or a terrorist holding you?

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
What is worse?

Speaker 18 (01:18:05):
You got to ask yourselfage or your.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Trained I'd probably give up now, Jackie before Ian, you
might be able to help us here with your interrogation skill.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
No please don't go here, No no, no, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Let me just see if he's interested in whether it's
something he could achieve. Jackie I claimed just before minutes
ago on the show that no one's ever told me, oh,
you're the best lover I've ever had. You're the best
sex I've ever No one's ever said it. I'm happy
to say it. I asked my co host here, Jackie,
who's only slept with about thirty en blokes, not all

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at once either over the years, and she refused to
answer whether anyone's ever made that claim to her? Would
you be able to interrogate the answer out of her?

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Go how over the phone? Good luck.

Speaker 18 (01:18:59):
Boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Well he's softening up here. I'll see what he's doing is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Making my guard go down.

Speaker 18 (01:19:09):
Yeah, it's either you've had no compliments or it's not
that good. So what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
I see what you're doing your neg and me Yeah, yeah,
I got parent here and you need to up your
game a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
How good are you? Lot's changed since I rack my friend?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:19:29):
So feature on the phone? Call him up? Ago, what
you're going to tell me that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
This is the first stage of interrogation, the phone call?

Speaker 18 (01:19:41):
I know, the phone call? You do you want double
glazing interrogation?

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
So you were supposed to be on Essays Australia right,
what happened there?

Speaker 16 (01:19:52):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:19:53):
COVID COVID ruined everything?

Speaker 16 (01:19:57):
U K.

Speaker 18 (01:19:58):
And then phone you're up? And when right, we've got Australia.
Do you want Australia? What do you think? Mate? And
proper vip'd it as well. I was in New York
at the time when I was going to fly out,
so I'd arranged business class flights from New York to Australia,
lapping it up, and and COVID happened, ruined everything.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
What about now?

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Like, are they still doing essay is now?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Or I think they are?

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
I don't know. I don't think they are.

Speaker 18 (01:20:24):
The interrogation in it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Oh, I don't say.

Speaker 18 (01:20:29):
A trick. No, they still do, says Australia because it's
going I think they've got another four or five seasons
because it's going really well. But yeah, they don't do
the interrogation, which I think is a really important thing
because it's everything s as normal is physical. It's all
physical task, physical physical interrogation, just real. It's physical. But

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it's also it's hugely mental.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
What is the plan here? Do you break them down slowly?
Is there like a is there a formula for it
to work?

Speaker 18 (01:21:01):
It's transformative on anyone because we try and do it
will stick to a format if it were, but each
each individual reacts totally differently how you think they may do.
Because if especially if you get celebrities, and you'll see
a celebrity, you'll do the research on them. You look
at them and think, yeah, then this. But celebrities are
quite tough because they go through everything, don't They go
through all or the crap they have to go through,

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and it's certain things that you'll say to them and
you'll see a little thing, you'll.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
See a little micro reaction. Yeah, and then that.

Speaker 18 (01:21:33):
Yeah, but if it's too obvious, if you add like
troubles in the past, it's easy because they've got the
guard up for that. But you'll try and go in
the back door and if you find a bit of
a weakness where they're not expecting it, not that way, not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
That that's sort of abuse. Sid I thought that'd be
outlawed by the Geneva convince.

Speaker 18 (01:21:52):
Yeah, if it's frowned upon, to be honest with you, and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
If you by the way, if you've got a newsreader,
he wouldn't have any problem with that.

Speaker 16 (01:21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
Yeah, I interrogate me in that blindfolded and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Guilty. It's a fascinating job. Is there any part of
the SAS stuff that's not fun that that is like? Ah,
that was the worst part of the training.

Speaker 18 (01:22:19):
Yeah. When I was going through training was okay because
you realize you've got to do it to go through side.
It's when We debrief people that have been took hostage
and been in captivity, so as soon as they come
out of captivity, will debrief them, you know, to get
information out where they've been hold and stuff like that.
And when you speak to them, some of the stuff
they go through is just harrowing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
Well we've got we've got. We've got a next soldier
that works for us running security and audio here at
the radio station. He's riddled with the PTSD and like
at any stage he could probably just bring the machine
gun in and kill everyone here. But we are very
open and diverse. Were diverse, and we're open every little
distal order that everyone's got, because that's the way society.

Speaker 18 (01:23:02):
I'm surprised he's got two jobs because the paratroopers can
only used to do one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
I'll introduce it to him. Hulk meet s a s interrogator, Dilksey,
dilk See what's going on, bro?

Speaker 18 (01:23:15):
How are you?

Speaker 16 (01:23:16):
Mate?

Speaker 18 (01:23:16):
You are right?

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
You're doing well?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Man?

Speaker 8 (01:23:18):
Doing well?

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
That's not true. Don't you have the night terrors and everything?

Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
Well, look, these days I'm doing pretty well.

Speaker 25 (01:23:24):
Some of the stuff in the past, like has been
a bit of an issue, but it's mostly been addressed
now and you know onwood and upward?

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Do you still think of everyone on the kill list?
Or you put that behind you? I put it behind me, mate,
I see that's the way kill and move on.

Speaker 18 (01:23:39):
That's the We've always got bullshit. We've always got a
kill list. We just don't show it to people.

Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
Mate, you're breaking breaking our own rules here, dilxy, Have you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Guys got your own code? Like we just denied, deny, deny.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Circle of trust?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
I love the circle of trust. Do you hold hands
in the circle of trust and all tell each other things?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Hold and now holding hands?

Speaker 8 (01:24:03):
You might keep a throwdown? He knows what I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
What's that?

Speaker 18 (01:24:07):
Is that that much drink about? We have a good wrestle?

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Throwdown?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Right here we go, gay adjacent again, always much love us.

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
Paratroopers are a bit like that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
He gets it. Then you jumped out of planes the
whole jump with that gigantic body. Yeah, bro. So do
all parachutes work the same or like if I'm a
thirty kilo weekling, do I use the same size parachute
as whole here? Six foot nine and like built like
a skyscraper? Yeah you do?

Speaker 18 (01:24:41):
Yeah, you all have the same postute. I'm one hundred
and twenty kilos, and yeah, he's still got the same
post chute.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Tatly one hundred and twenty kilos. You must be so tall.

Speaker 18 (01:24:51):
I'm I'm about six foot four, so yeah, literally.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
The same as me.

Speaker 25 (01:24:56):
D'l see sixty four hundred and twenty kegs. The good
thing about being in this size when you're a para
is that there's kind of a loan limit for jumping.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
So if you're a.

Speaker 25 (01:25:06):
Big rig like us, you get to piss off all
your AMMO and bombs to the smaller blocks and we
just pretty much without so the week.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
So the weakling of the parent troopers donkey. Everyone carries everyone's.

Speaker 25 (01:25:21):
Donkey in the sky exactly, not exactly the weakling, but
just the skull.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Yeah, that's crazy. So if we were, if we were
all sas troopers, Locky the geek would be carrying Loki.
Do you want to say a loo? The S a
S guy, the complete opposite guy to you. Yeah, Hi, Dolxy,
how are you do you guilty? You are?

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
When you when you use an old laptop and it buffers,
that's him in real life. So I don't think it's
a delay the satellite. It's in his.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Actually have a question.

Speaker 20 (01:26:07):
Jumping out of planes to me, particularly if you're in
an unfamiliar area terrifying and you get like the self
confidence and get over that feet If they also do that,
I reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
That's the least of his worries. Jumping out of the plane.

Speaker 18 (01:26:24):
Ren, it's just stupidity. You just do it because everyone
else is doing it. So all your brothers are going,
so you just follow them. Is great?

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Do you ever think while you're going down into enemy
territory on a parachute, someone might just shoot me in
the sky.

Speaker 18 (01:26:42):
Yeah, that's not critic though. It's not fair is it
to do that?

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Oh, there's a like there's fairness on that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I don't think it's fair. But if I was some
guy waiting for the paratroopers, I'll just pig you out
on the in the sky.

Speaker 25 (01:26:58):
In terms of being a paratrooper and ways you can die,
like being picked off in the years, not so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
There's worse ways to go, I recode.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
You agree? Dealty?

Speaker 18 (01:27:08):
If you're if you're under canopy and you get shot,
you're a bit of a legend to be honest, is
that right. Yeah, but you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Even alive to know that you're a legend.

Speaker 18 (01:27:17):
Yeah, but still you just hanging there, aren't you looking cool?

Speaker 16 (01:27:22):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
I love it military.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
My grandfather, My grandfather was a lieutenant colonel, lost an
arm in the in the war. Have you guys ever
lost any body parts? You looked pretty fit. No.

Speaker 18 (01:27:36):
I've been stabbed twice, so stabbed in common No, just
on the piss on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Why would anyone stab a six foot sort?

Speaker 18 (01:27:48):
Yeah? Gone, I know it's on two different occasions as well. Yeah,
when I was about nineteen, I got stabbed in the
back and then I was doing a bit of moonlight
and doing a bit of security work on the door.
And this is this is story. We are liberated. We
liberated Kosovo. Yeah, when the Service attacked it. So I

(01:28:09):
liberated the country. A lot of the Costans come oup
to the UK, get jobs and stuff working. I want
to let one of them in the night club. They
start with the screwdriver for gratitudema karma. I've liberated his country.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
But maybe he was on the wrong side of that liberation.
Oh well, if he knew about World news, would probably
be able to understand that we've been done all the
way down here where we are. Love's good. You're in
the Pacific and islands and a lot of a lot
of fishing and swimming. Man, you're fascinating man, Thank you. Thanks.

(01:28:48):
Hold sorry, whatever your name is, ya think you do?

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Thanks?

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Quite fascinating, Thanks, Hulk, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Oh he's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Yeah, Well their essay is they're here. Then they're gone.
Their fantoms and linger around like some disease. That's quite interesting.

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Yeah it is, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Four old hulk in there with all the bloody PTSD.

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Keeping it to himself. That's not good.

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If he carries that kill list around in his wallet?
Is it photos or just names?

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I don't know.

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Is there a spreadsheet we can look?

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Not find a lover?

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Were you looking? No?

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Himself.

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It was like an abbreviation what's his name.

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Red Foods? In I know his name, I can't remember
in our the name of the group, not him.

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It's an abbreviation, you know. Yeah, that's it.

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I don't know.

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Okay. Who stars alongside Brad Pitt in the new film
Wolfs George Clooney? Yes, how many times did Daniel Craig
Blay James Bond? Five or six? Quick?

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No?

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Five?

Speaker 16 (01:31:41):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:31:41):
You did all right, though, I mean we didn't get
to the end hundred dollars considering we only got through eight.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
You did very much.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
I get you down the Greek restaurant, but not the
Greek garland.

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You're going to kill yourself. L mfao. Party Rock here.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
That's why I was laughing. Maybe my clues aren't so obvious.

Speaker 15 (01:32:02):
No, sometimes they are cahol about that. I wasn't probably
thinking that line.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Done, honey, thanks for playing, Thank you, more money to
win soon beat the bomb in twenty minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:32:12):
However, Locky the Geek narrates the book scandal lands next.

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Last night I was thinking maybe I should do a
mass recall on the book and rewrite. No, I just
get them everyone that bought the book, send it in
and I'll make a giant bonfire and will burn this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
No, no, not unless you're promising to do.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
What What have you got to do with my book? Nothing? Zero?

Speaker 11 (01:32:35):
Are you going to give refunds?

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
What's the motivation for someone giving up their.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Book just like you made it? If you're a car
company and you made a shitter, you recall.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
But we get it back at some point. They don't
just burn our car and say.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
It's quite a high priced item a vehicle. How much
is this book? I think burns the book? It's it's
been flowered up. So disappointed after twelve years of not
having any idea, it was all full.

Speaker 11 (01:33:06):
Of fluff to lose results. Whose fault is it?

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
I blame Bruno? Bruno blames the publisher the publisher is
not responding back to us.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Of course they're not.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Bruno, who's your fault for this bastardization of my life story.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Look, I'm going to take some responsibility.

Speaker 12 (01:33:24):
You know, I'm a flowery guy, so you know I
probably did Bruno fired a bit.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
But yeah, I reckon the publisher because they when.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
You say Bruno fire, what people need to realize is
Bruno is married with children, but is also a bussy boy.
So that's why it's a lot of softness in the
way that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
They're just words you would never use.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Exactly, you don't.

Speaker 11 (01:33:46):
Think there's any responsibility on your shoulders.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Because I laid their chiffin on the joint saying word
for word, and then my words were bastardized by him
and the publisher.

Speaker 11 (01:34:01):
You just had to read it once.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Well, I said, listen, if you're laying down narrating your
own story to someone who's paid to write it, and
he didn't do it for free, did you?

Speaker 16 (01:34:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
No, I got paid I page as well. No, not
you the publisher. That's right, Yeah, because we always our
rule is someone else will pay, never asked.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
But yeah, that's standard.

Speaker 10 (01:34:25):
By the way, you're not you haven't done some great
deal above everyone else.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Sorry, you don't even have a book. Well, is your
book available? No, no, it's not yet, So you're not
even a novelist. You when when you're at mine and
Leanne Moriarty's level, then you will listen to your bullshit
until then get something sold. First, you haven't sold one book.
I have pre order. They don't have the book.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
You do, but the book doesn't exist yet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Will the book even?

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
You get the money now, jack I do not know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
That's that's a mistake, is it? Big mistake? Didn't you
get all the money for the radio deal upfront? I
asked for it all up front, everything. Drop it off
truckloads at mind joint.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
It's like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
To buy a palette, Jacky. They're not cheap, those palette jacks.
You know, there's things that you're pumped it the palette off. Anyway,
we'll get this flopper reading the book that I hate now,
such embarrassment.

Speaker 16 (01:35:35):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Twelve years after the bag lock.

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
You'll read the fantasy version of my life coming up,
Kyle and Jackie O show. Well, yes, this book of
my life which I loved, but I've never read.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
It twelve years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
That's not released, Locke has decided to read it out
narrating it because there was talk of it being done.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Now that deals off because you're not happy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
You know, you might be reading the book in an
audio version because it is too flowery and a gay
that version of my real life.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Okay, so Lucky, what are we going to hear today?

Speaker 20 (01:36:13):
Well, I've put him a big efforts today, so I'm
wearing a suit jacket, I've done my hair, trying to
recreate a bit of the Kyle vibes from his early
days as an Australian Idol judgment Roles watch on.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Is that a rolex? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
Can't you sell?

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
No, it's square.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
I think you've cut out something and put it on
the top, have you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
That's not a rolex? That's square? That's what is that? RBS?
What have you done that?

Speaker 20 (01:36:39):
It might it might be an imitation rolling?

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Yeah, maybe that's what I had back in the day
as well.

Speaker 10 (01:36:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So are we hearing something from
the idol days in the book?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
No, we're not.

Speaker 20 (01:36:51):
We're actually speaking of fake rolics as we're actually going
to hear about the time that Kyle got held a
gun points in a nightclub and I had some eyes
sailing his Fike roll.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
I don't remember this well.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
If you had flipped through the book, you would have
been it would have been one of your favorite stories.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
Yeah, all right, I'm interested to hear this.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
So what we're dealing with. We're going back to the
eighties here.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Oh this is not during the crazy no white house,
No no, no no, this.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Is fake this police badge, homeless stolen.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Car right right back when Okay got it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
I was like sixteen years old. Oh, I see yeap
hitting the clubs with the fake police badge. Okay, Now,
apparently after yesterday's disaster, Locke has decided to throw some
sound effects into the story so we can all imagine
we're there. Oh, I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
Might have to do that with my book.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
You keep your own ideas well.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
You're not doing an audible, that's true, I might steal that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Okay, Locky, when you're ready, here's Locky the Geek narrating
the book scandal Ans Part three.

Speaker 20 (01:38:03):
I'm not a drinker, so I meant that I would
always be the designated driver while my friends use their
driver's license to get into places. I'd always flash my
po lace badge. I loved how simple flash of the
badge would make the grumpiest of bouncers turn into a
polite and well mannered gentleman.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Who were offer you a drink?

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
Officer, they asked.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
In Heaven.

Speaker 20 (01:38:29):
One night, I was one of my regular horns the
Wall Straight nightclub. I normally did sit on a stool
drink several glasses of coke ladies perv on women. Whenever
women looked my way, I'd ensure they could see my
fake gold rollex hanging off my wrist. I felt like

(01:38:49):
a rap star. As I sipped coke from my glass,
a guy with a fresh scar on his chin walked
right up to me, pulled out a pistol, and pressed
it against my chest.

Speaker 8 (01:39:01):
Your wrong ex, the man commanded.

Speaker 20 (01:39:05):
All I could think about was that if that guy's
index finger twitched by even a few millimeters, I would
be dead. There was no way in the world I
was going to hand over my fake wronglex.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Even though it was fake. I really liked it. Yeah,
I loved it.

Speaker 20 (01:39:22):
I raised my wrong X to the guy and told him,
as you can say, it's fake, but it looks real, right, Yeah,
that's why I wanted he replied.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
The warning senses, aren't it, I.

Speaker 20 (01:39:35):
Continued, You seem like a smart guy who can stand
his ground.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
In the boot of my car.

Speaker 20 (01:39:41):
I have several hundred more of these watchers. Maybe we
can do business together where you can sell them for me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
By the way, everyone, I didn't have any fake rolloxes
in the boot. It was a lie I made up
on the spot, just rolled into a lie.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
You just wanted to get that gun off.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
You wanted the gun off me.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
You just give him the rolex?

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Would be so stupid, how hard it wasn't going to
fake rolex. It's not as easy as today where everyone's
going to BALI. It was rare as teeth.

Speaker 20 (01:40:13):
Anyway going So this bad guy hesitated for a while
and ended up saying, yeah, let's go your car.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Why does that guy sound like he's demented.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
Yeah, it sounds like. And he's pulled a gun on
you in a club I think Brisbane.

Speaker 20 (01:40:28):
If anything goes He put his pistol into his jacket,
but still had it facing me. Presumably he could give
me the message that if I tried anything, he'd shoot me.
Standing guard at the entrance was a couple of bouncers,
and as I got close, I scraped.

Speaker 10 (01:40:42):
Apprehend this man, he has a gun, prehend, prehad That's
not what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
Another bit of poetic license from Bruno there. Obviously I
shout of imagine you like Colombo tight, don't imagine I
was telling the word for word what I said.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
What would you have said to Bruno?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
I said, get this dog, he's armed. That's something. Maybe
I use the C word, Bruno, Why would you dull
it down to some sort of I would never yell
at the word apprehend.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
You know, it was over ten years ago. I think
I was on a lot of drugs and apology.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
I actually think Bruno was on a lot of drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Back then. We were snawty riddling on the daily. Weren't
you what now about back then?

Speaker 12 (01:41:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
Back then?

Speaker 18 (01:41:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
Has anyone got a copy of Carl's actual book in storage?

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
I do somewhere story.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
Do you have the book there? Luckie?

Speaker 20 (01:41:31):
I've got a PDF version of that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
To keep going. Apprehend this guy, yes, has a gun.

Speaker 20 (01:41:38):
So the bouncers tackled him to the ground to get
him comed down.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
The bouncers all thought I was a copper undercover.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
How stupid are they? You're sixteen?

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Well twenty one jump street was quite big on TV,
so anything was believable.

Speaker 20 (01:41:50):
So they found his pistol and instantly called police back up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
That's what I panicked.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Yeah, So I ran.

Speaker 20 (01:41:57):
Down the road towards my car and I I got
closest to where I had parked.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
By the way, my car. When I say my car,
I was sixteen. It was a stolen commodore and I'd
swapped the number of plates out because it did have
new South Wales plates on it, and I swapped them
for some Queensland plates. So anyway, detail that's not necessary,
but just painting the picture.

Speaker 20 (01:42:18):
So when I got to where I had been parked,
my heart dropped because my car had been stolen. What
is that My police badge and ID were also in
that car?

Speaker 16 (01:42:31):
Right?

Speaker 20 (01:42:32):
I walked home that night with the same failing that
Superman would have if he had been Forever's trips of
his power.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Another thing I did never say, by the way, I've
never made that comparison.

Speaker 20 (01:42:43):
Without the badge and ID, I was just plain old
Kyle Sandalands, the idiot drop kicks who failed everything once again.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Once again. Never have I said that about myself. Never,
even at the worst times of my life. I never
saw myself as a failure ever, so I'm confused.

Speaker 11 (01:43:02):
I thought you had the bad as you went into
the club.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Because you're not reading the whole book and have obviously
never read the book. I have read it. I used
to go to the same club, so I'd always flashed
the bags. But it got to a stage where they
knew that I was, well, sorry, I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Wasn't really a you're believing your own bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Got to the stage where they thought, so I didn't
have to flash the bads every time, and I'd left
it in the vehicle.

Speaker 10 (01:43:23):
Now I remember something where the book started. There was
something about a shopping trolley analogy?

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Is that right? Does my memory serve me?

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
Right? There?

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
Have you got the book?

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
I think you're talking about the guy that collected shopping
trolleys on Australian idol last year, nothing to do with me.

Speaker 10 (01:43:37):
Did you write something about a shopping trolley analogy at
the in their epilogue or the prologue?

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
I don't know what the right I just found it
in the prologue.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
Yeah, what is that? Hang on, I'm just trying to
I'm reading it and thinking this isn't something I would
so I got it so.

Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
What some call anger, I call passion.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
For example, as I write this, I'm cooling down after
a yelling at a bunch of kids who flogged a
shopping trolley. Those things are worth hundreds of dollars, so
whenever they get pinched, the cost is passed on to
us for shopper.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Once again, nothing else.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
Immediately I was like, Carl has not had a say
in this book?

Speaker 5 (01:44:14):
No, I think I think I did.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Though, get your your You keep your thoughts for when
a publisher approaches you to do your life story.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
Yeah, they're out in front of this this shithole place,
But it's your story.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
That's not my story. Why is it in my book?

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
I don't know. Isn't that what a ghostwriters mentioned it?

Speaker 10 (01:44:35):
They're not supposed to put their own thoughts and opinions
in the book.

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
Would you agree that you know kids is stealing cares.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
About shopping trolley? I really don't. Am I thinking poor shop,
Giant shopping center, conglumbent, Oh you lost another trolley? No,
they're still make huge profit. Sorry, Lucky, Sorry to interrupt
from the idiot.

Speaker 9 (01:45:00):
There's something else in the prologue I want to point out,
he says, before I forgo it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Sorry, before I forget.

Speaker 9 (01:45:05):
If you're a fan of erotic fiction, then I must
strongly recommend you light some candles and incense when you
get to chapter eleven. It's my best attempt at infusing
this book with the fifty Shades.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Of Gray vibe.

Speaker 10 (01:45:17):
What Wow, you hate erotic fiction, but you know who
loves it, Bruno, this is this book.

Speaker 18 (01:45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
I think I might have been listening to Nora Jones
when I wrote that it's my go to.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
It's riddle and snorting Norah Jones listening idiot has ruined
my book. I wonder there was no reprint of it.

Speaker 9 (01:45:40):
Chapter eleven is called fifty Shades of Kyle didn't know
that's created.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
Stand this bitch off.

Speaker 20 (01:45:51):
I'm so annoyed it sorry, like he continued, we have
actually reached the end of that excerpt. So well, nothing happened,
well because you got a gun shoved in your chair
whatever since and the man got apprehended, remember, but you
can't got stolen and your police badger's.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Gone, and you know what happened next. You probably won't
hear this because I really want this cancel. I'm so annoyed.
So after that car got stolen from me, and then
I did walk home. This is when I was living
with a stripper and dating a prostitute. That was in
year twelve, paying away through school. I was also only sixteen,
So don't go making out it's some Ralph Harris bullshit,

(01:46:34):
because it wasn't. We were both lost children struggling to
just make ends meet. No, I don't need the music thing,
thank you Jesus. So the next day, so I had
a bird in bed there nude obviously, and I got
the police search warrant. They kicked in the doors and

(01:46:57):
my dad was there, so they'd got Because this is
how dumb I was at sixteen. I had the fake badge,
but it was a real federal police badge. Oh yeah,
and I've done it all up with the color photo
copyer and everything. My friend dated a chick at the chemist.
They had the only color photo copier. This was the eighties, right,
It wasn't easy. And I put my real name on

(01:47:19):
the police ID, and so they obviously searched and showed
up at my dad's house and my dad said, I
know where he is. He's living with some dirty lowis.
And my dad took the police to where I was staying.
And then once again after that, after the place was raided,
the stripper that actually was renting the joints said you

(01:47:40):
can't stay here anymore. So I was homeless again. I'm
less again, thanks Dad, And I got done for unlawful
use of a motor vehicle and they let me slide
on the police badge because I burst into tears because
I wanted to be a policeman when I was young,
because I saw the police's heroes when that sharped to
our place after Mum and Dad would be at war.

(01:48:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, So not only was I homeless for
the second time, had no badge, had no stolen vehicle,
had nowhere to live.

Speaker 20 (01:48:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
And you you don't seem that compassionate, he says, where's
the compassion? If you stubbed your toe, i'ld have compassion. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:48:24):
But if you were still homeless now, I feel really sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
And also if I had heard that story, heaps sometimes old.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
We can't all lay around with jiff in our hands.
Is that the unlock? And why do you look like
you're John travolted from grease lightning? I never had my
collars outside of my jacket. Those collars. But this is
all men. Collars on shirts do not go on the
outside of the jacket. Collar. No, now you look like

(01:48:56):
you're you're like a Seventh day adventist. You can't even
see the co The collar's got to be sharp, protruding
from the jacket, but not Saturday night fevering over the
top of the that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
No, that shirt's no good business. Sit should be sharp collars,
sharp cuffs. That's got flopped to it, floppy ass collar.
That's the sign of a ship shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:49:24):
Where is that from?

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
I can't even remember, to be honest, See, it looks
like best and less rubbish.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 7 (01:49:38):
You can see through it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
You can see your skin through the fabric of that.

Speaker 10 (01:49:41):
Thin All right, Well, can you download this book like
just on? No, I'm going to I feel like I
want to download it now buy a copy? Yeah, but
they're not in bookstore.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
No, it's available for Do you have a kindle?

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
I just have the book app?

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
Who's got a kindle?

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
Ste it on my phone?

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
As in your iPhone?

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
Yeah, that's how I read books on my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
Gay, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:50:07):
It's the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
Just to shut one eye to see what it says
on Foxtel. I have to as well. And when you
have to close one eye to be able to read what.

Speaker 4 (01:50:15):
The word is, you're like, what does that work?

Speaker 21 (01:50:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
I've never tried that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
God, she's so behind the eight ball, and not in
the good way.

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
What's a good way?

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
Are those that know?

Speaker 12 (01:50:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
I know you don't know. I'm playing snook.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
Out so stupid you can twist their arm to do anything. No,
the first I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
Now, but no, yeah, I know flind Pool. No, maybe
you do know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
I do know what you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Your dirty anyway?

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
Right, Okay, I read it. I can't look I now know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Why not? Did you think it was?

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
I thought he was Jizzy?

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
No, Who's I am? I apparent?

Speaker 4 (01:51:10):
No, it's got No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
I said you're behind the eight ball?

Speaker 4 (01:51:13):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
Now, how would you think about it? What's they going
to do with anything?

Speaker 5 (01:51:20):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
You need to start hanging around older people so you
get the lingo. Think you lucky. I should have been
canceled yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
So back again tomorrow and Jackie it's to beat.

Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
The Bombay and Jackie got quilted seats in it too. God,
it gets better. I better refocus on the show. A
menu and Colin fastens. They're ready for the all new
season of MKR starting Monday nights seven thirty on Channel
seven and seven plus. Playing beat the Bomb, Lighting the

(01:51:56):
Fuse will be me, Playing for the Money will be Laura, Laura.

Speaker 23 (01:52:00):
Hey, good morning, God, how are.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
You all so good?

Speaker 5 (01:52:04):
Laura?

Speaker 10 (01:52:06):
Like, It's super simple, No questions need to be answered, nothing,
just say stop when you've had enough.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
I'm not allowed to give out the clues. I'm not
allowed to do the taps, the coughs, all of that's
been outlawed, so all I can say. All I can
say is the week's a little shorter than it was yesterday.

Speaker 16 (01:52:23):
Oh okay, all right, thank you. I'm listening every.

Speaker 13 (01:52:29):
Day, so I thank my limit.

Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
Well, you tell me I've got the match ready. When
you're ready, write me up, Kyle, do it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
Two hundred dollars, four hundred dollars, five hundred dollars, one
thousand dollars, one one hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:52:58):
One hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
That is yours, congradu happy.

Speaker 18 (01:53:05):
I'm so nervous, but unhappy things.

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
Don't forget to watch MKR starting Monday, seven thirty seven
and seven plus. Let's see how far it would have
gone on. I don't think it's got much.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
One thousand, two hundred dollars. One thousand, three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Give it and give it a kick, Give it a kick,
give it a kick. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:53:32):
Thank get it into gear.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
One thousand, four hundred dollars.

Speaker 26 (01:53:41):
Jesus one thousand, six hundred dollars, and Laura, nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
To be said.

Speaker 13 (01:53:57):
Okay, no, I'm happy about that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
So it matters is that you're on the right side
of the explosion. Well done, one thy, one hundred dollars,
is yours? Excellent, happy spend, Thank you, very welcome. Okay,
Second Date Update soon. More on news, last calls all
coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:54:13):
Kyle Jackie O, Ky jackieos Second Date Update.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
This is one of my favorite segments actually, Second Date Update.

Speaker 10 (01:54:23):
It's when you go out on a date with someone
and you think everything was amazing. I think you just
don't hear from them again, and then we call the
person who ghosted you and we find out what exactly
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
They never did wrong, You never find out do you
if you do nothing and they ghost you.

Speaker 4 (01:54:42):
That's I think that's real por form to ghost you know,
that's so that's so bad.

Speaker 10 (01:54:47):
I haven't but I wouldn't want to be ghosted, and
I would hate to ghost someone else.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
I think I've done it once accidentally actually, but that
was accident, was it? It was just I got I
think that's what happens.

Speaker 10 (01:55:04):
But Liz has been sort of ghosted by this guy. Now, Liz,
this happened two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (01:55:09):
Hi, what happened, Liz?

Speaker 12 (01:55:11):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (01:55:12):
I went on this date with this guy and it
was literally the best date I've been on in so long.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Chatting everything was good, Yeah, exactly, Like the day.

Speaker 16 (01:55:24):
Just kept going because we were having.

Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
The best time, and I went to pot part first, right.

Speaker 16 (01:55:30):
Yeah, we went to part part and then that was
going so well, and then we thought, well, let's just
go grab some dinner, which we hadn't planned. And then
that led to we went and had foe because I
was talking about this really great phone in my house
and he was like, well, let's go, and I.

Speaker 10 (01:55:46):
Thought, well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:55:50):
Then we hood up at the end of the day
to or whatever.

Speaker 16 (01:55:53):
Yeah, we went close to my house because obviously that's
where my favorite foe was. So we went and got
drinks and we thought, after a few drinks, that seemed
like a good idea just to go back to my place.
But then I just haven't heard from him since.

Speaker 3 (01:56:08):
So you got new at your joint and you did
the deed or what.

Speaker 16 (01:56:12):
We did. We didn't even make it to the bedroom,
which was a bit risky but a half.

Speaker 23 (01:56:16):
Right, but we have such great chemistry.

Speaker 4 (01:56:19):
Yeah, and you had sex and then what what happened
in the morning?

Speaker 16 (01:56:24):
He stayed till the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:56:26):
People don't stay over people's houses. That's just you.

Speaker 10 (01:56:29):
No, that's a one night stand if you don't stay over.
But I thought you guys were like, you know, we
want to dump it and.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Get out of there, right.

Speaker 16 (01:56:38):
Him contact me and we had like such a good
night and good chat. And we'd had good chat leading up,
like not just surface level, so I thought we had
a really good connection as well.

Speaker 4 (01:56:49):
Yeah, and nothing, have you reached out to him or
did you? Did you text him?

Speaker 16 (01:56:57):
Yeah? I ended up texting him like a week later
because I thought I would hear from him, like when
he got home or something. And then a week later
I was starting to get worried.

Speaker 3 (01:57:06):
When when are we supposed to text?

Speaker 10 (01:57:09):
I think any time from when you leave, Like you
can do it that night and then or do the
next day. But I feel like if you're not doing
it the next day, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:57:20):
I would.

Speaker 4 (01:57:20):
I would probably like get out of there for me.
I would because I just.

Speaker 16 (01:57:25):
Think that's especially if you got on really well and.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
What did you say?

Speaker 16 (01:57:33):
I was just trying to be chill, so I was like, hey,
how are you going?

Speaker 3 (01:57:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
But nothing and then nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
He didn't even respond to that. No, that's poor form,
really is Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:49):
What a dirty dog. He's probably moved on to the
next one. Maybe he's one of those guys that you
think is into use, but he's just shouting at the
get in your pants?

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
Maybe where did you?

Speaker 16 (01:57:59):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
What app were you on.

Speaker 16 (01:58:01):
Tinderhult?

Speaker 4 (01:58:05):
Tinder?

Speaker 3 (01:58:07):
And did you can get proper matches on Tinder?

Speaker 10 (01:58:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:58:10):
But it is it is risky because it's just it
feels anything.

Speaker 3 (01:58:14):
Happened that night though that may have turned him off.
Did you you didn't pull a trick out of your
your hat? Did you? That might shock him?

Speaker 18 (01:58:22):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:58:23):
No, Like we went down on each other and like
this sex is really good, Like I'm really good.

Speaker 3 (01:58:29):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:58:33):
So in the Tinder profile, did he have like what
he was looking for?

Speaker 16 (01:58:38):
He just had like a funny one liner which I
didn't really tell much. But then we.

Speaker 4 (01:58:46):
Like long term relationship or casual? Does it give you
that option?

Speaker 16 (01:58:51):
I can't even remember I had anything like that on there.
I don't normally even use Tinder. It was so out
of sorts for me to even go on there. But
then we just had such good charts, and then I thought, well,
I've got to meet this guy, and then it was
so good.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
In real life.

Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
There's only one thing left to do. We'll ring this
bloke up. We'll put it on him. What happened? Why
didn't you ring the girl back? What's the story here?

Speaker 4 (01:59:19):
We'll see what he says. OK, stand by Liz.

Speaker 3 (01:59:22):
You sound lovely, Liz gowing the bobble on the first night,
and the guy doesn't ring back? What's wrong with Its unbelievable.
We'll sort him out next that Jackies second. Yeah, we
just had Liz on the phone. Apparently went on a
date with this fella. They got on Logerhouse on Fire,
went to pud Pat, had a great time, went and

(01:59:42):
got something to eat. Then went back to her place,
never even made it into the bedroom. The passion took over.
She nailed him in the hallway and had the flatmates
so it was quite risky, and then never heard from
him again. She sent a message, Hey, haven't heard from
you nothing. Silence crickets.

Speaker 10 (02:00:01):
Now we're about to find out what happened. Why did
he goes to her? What did she do wrong? Are
you ready to hear the truth?

Speaker 4 (02:00:07):
Liz?

Speaker 16 (02:00:09):
I'm ready.

Speaker 10 (02:00:10):
You're a brave woman, I got to say. But hey,
sometimes it's better to know, right, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (02:00:15):
Yeah, it doesn't happen again.

Speaker 4 (02:00:17):
Okay, let's get him on his name, as Will.

Speaker 3 (02:00:20):
Even taking the blame already.

Speaker 4 (02:00:22):
Well, yeah, you may have money for him issue.

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
It may have nothing at all to do with you. Okay, Okay,
here's will Will. Good morning Will.

Speaker 18 (02:00:30):
Hi guys.

Speaker 3 (02:00:33):
Yeah, not bad and that's good.

Speaker 16 (02:00:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:00:36):
Now you found yourself on second date update here at kiss,
which means you went on a date with someone and
then they never heard from you. But you you pounded him,
You had the foe, You did the putt punt. Yeah,
apparently she said it was you were a great guy.
It's a band who was fantastic Yeah, it was a
real electrifying you were you were, you were like top

(02:00:57):
not top shelf bloke.

Speaker 10 (02:00:59):
And then she texts your week later and heard nothing,
and I guess, well, she just wants to know why
or what did she do wrong?

Speaker 27 (02:01:08):
Nothing she did wrong, by the way, Liza, Hi, Liz Bie.

Speaker 4 (02:01:13):
And can we ask for honesty? That's all she wants.

Speaker 27 (02:01:17):
Yeah, well I was that Frans had come on because
I don't know, I do want to come across as
a dick, but regardless, something will sound like a dick.

Speaker 3 (02:01:24):
Well, what happened? So she was fun and everything. You
enjoyed her company obviously.

Speaker 27 (02:01:28):
Yeah, she's a good character. Yeah, good laugh, had had
plenty of drinks and.

Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
The sex obviously, sex is great on that first night,
that's always fantastic.

Speaker 27 (02:01:37):
Yeah, definitely. But I don't know. I just got a
bit of the ick and just noticed she had some
stretch marks, so I was, I know, it just got
turned off.

Speaker 4 (02:01:50):
Oh that's all. It took some stretching.

Speaker 10 (02:01:53):
Yeah far out dude, Wow, where like what where did
you notice these stretch marks for you to get the it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:01):
Yeah, let's point them out.

Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 27 (02:02:06):
I was just down on her hips and that, and
I know she mentioned she lost fair bit of weight
and she looked really good, but I just just turned
you off.

Speaker 3 (02:02:14):
But you continued to have the sex.

Speaker 10 (02:02:17):
But then you thought I'd going back snoke and you
felt because she had stretch marks, she wasn't even worth
a reply.

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
Well, now, don't make it.

Speaker 4 (02:02:27):
That's that's it, right, like you, that was it. She
should be discarded because she has stretch marks, and like
you could respond, could just say, hey, I'm sorry, I
just wasn't feeling it like I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 27 (02:02:40):
Just a reply, yeah, I know I did obviously the
wrong move there that I just kept rolling with it,
I suppose.

Speaker 3 (02:02:49):
But if you know, if you if you were at
a secondhand car yard and you're looking for a new vehicle,
do you have to ring up the guy selling the
car and say, look, I really like that car, but
it looked like it had some panel damage. You have
to explain or.

Speaker 5 (02:03:03):
Can just move on.

Speaker 4 (02:03:04):
She's not a car, she's not a human person who
has feelings.

Speaker 3 (02:03:08):
I was trying to come up with an excuse for him,
but yeah, is how do you feel about that? Not good?

Speaker 16 (02:03:15):
No doubt, what a dick. He's right for everything that
we had so good, like we spoke about all kinds
of stuff, and like, literally, I work so hard to
lose all that weight and I'm still getting judged by people.

Speaker 10 (02:03:31):
You know, you're getting judged by the wrong people. There
are guys out there that would never do what Will did. Sorry,
well that's the truth.

Speaker 4 (02:03:40):
Don't let it.

Speaker 10 (02:03:41):
Don't let it turn you off sky you you know,
lose yourself esteem over it. Well you know what I'm saying, Like,
don't let it affect you because it's just one guy,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
Most guys love stretch marks, well.

Speaker 4 (02:03:55):
Honestly, like so many women have stretch marks.

Speaker 10 (02:03:59):
You know, you don't have do have even put on
loads of weight and lost it, Like it's just you know,
it's like you guys aren't perfect either.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
What you're looking at me for to do with this?

Speaker 4 (02:04:10):
Yeah, it's brutal.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
It is brutal, Like it's love is love people. They
require some people that to turn off other people wouldn't care.

Speaker 10 (02:04:18):
Less, I know, right, And and sometimes even we girls
get its probably more than what guys do. Like we
are bad like that, we get it's real quick, but
it doesn't mean that you just don't ever respond like
you've slept together.

Speaker 4 (02:04:31):
I think that's worthy of some response together. Exactly.

Speaker 16 (02:04:35):
It's so rich coming from him, and he's not like
he's God's gift.

Speaker 3 (02:04:40):
Oh you painted him up to be keptain wonderful pride.

Speaker 5 (02:04:42):
In knowing this.

Speaker 16 (02:04:45):
Like he's got his flaws too, But we had more
connection than like someone's flaws, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:04:53):
Well, listen, people like what they are being very quiet,
he said, he said, to be honest.

Speaker 18 (02:05:00):
Yea, I givet your charge.

Speaker 27 (02:05:01):
I just can't.

Speaker 3 (02:05:03):
What do you do though, what do you do in
that situation?

Speaker 4 (02:05:07):
Mhmm, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (02:05:11):
I don't think I even deserved a message.

Speaker 27 (02:05:15):
Yeah you did, definitely, But I don't know. I was
just being a bit, I suppose, just being just being
safe for you because you have messaged me, and I
was just like, oh, I don't kay messaging.

Speaker 3 (02:05:30):
How many messages did she send?

Speaker 7 (02:05:33):
Two?

Speaker 3 (02:05:35):
That's not keeping it too's normal.

Speaker 10 (02:05:38):
Especially if yeah, if you're getting ghosted, it just gobbled.

Speaker 3 (02:05:42):
Your day a couple of days before that was fine.

Speaker 4 (02:05:45):
What are the other eggs you've got in the past?

Speaker 5 (02:05:47):
Will huse.

Speaker 27 (02:05:52):
Chicks that it go out with snow shoes on?

Speaker 7 (02:05:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:05:55):
Yeah, right, Okay, that's not a Nick for me.

Speaker 3 (02:05:59):
I don't mind that Byron, no shoes, you know, gipsy.

Speaker 4 (02:06:03):
Cheek anything else. I'm just curious what your ex are.

Speaker 27 (02:06:08):
Oh top of my head, I don't have another. A
think they're two stretch marks and chick with chicks going out.

Speaker 18 (02:06:19):
With no shoes on?

Speaker 16 (02:06:20):
O god?

Speaker 4 (02:06:22):
Interesting?

Speaker 12 (02:06:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:06:24):
Well are they? I don't know. I don't think they're
that odd.

Speaker 10 (02:06:27):
Yeah, we've got a person I don't know who. Why,
but Jesse wanted to talk to Will?

Speaker 3 (02:06:31):
Is that there'll be some bloke on a mission high Jesse,
you're on with Will?

Speaker 18 (02:06:38):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (02:06:38):
Hey?

Speaker 22 (02:06:38):
You going?

Speaker 4 (02:06:39):
Hey?

Speaker 22 (02:06:40):
Well yeah, I just wanted to say, here's an absolute flop, mate,
a flop.

Speaker 18 (02:06:44):
What's wrong Will? Yeah, here's a flop. What's wrong with
stretch mark?

Speaker 27 (02:06:46):
What's what's he going to do when he gets married?

Speaker 22 (02:06:48):
And what gets pregnant? Why is he going to leave
because he gets stretch marked?

Speaker 16 (02:06:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
What are you gonna do there? Will?

Speaker 16 (02:06:53):
What are you going to do? Then?

Speaker 3 (02:06:54):
Well, there is the vitamin E oil.

Speaker 27 (02:06:57):
Yeah, I don't know. They haven't thought of that one yet.
I'm not married for probably feature Will's problem, isn't it?

Speaker 16 (02:07:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (02:07:03):
Well yeah, you shouldn't.

Speaker 22 (02:07:04):
You shouldn't judge people mate just on stretch marks, Like,
how's that there?

Speaker 18 (02:07:09):
She's gone all the hard work to lose all the way?

Speaker 3 (02:07:12):
What's a nick? You know what's allowed to be? Isn't
everyone allowed to like and dislike their own things?

Speaker 5 (02:07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07:18):
Yeah, And I'm not saying that if Jackie had a
wondering eye like Dan Andrews, remember that blow with the
you'd look at one eye and one eye drift off
and you think ship the wrong eye.

Speaker 4 (02:07:28):
I can't judge someone for having a nick.

Speaker 10 (02:07:29):
It's it's it's a thing, you've got it whatever, like
we all have them, like a respect.

Speaker 3 (02:07:35):
What's your foot doing on the desk?

Speaker 5 (02:07:37):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (02:07:38):
It might be dumped by will? Right now? I took
my shoes off.

Speaker 3 (02:07:42):
And then not only have you taken your shoes off,
you seem to be pushing your finger in and out
in between your toes.

Speaker 16 (02:07:47):
What.

Speaker 3 (02:07:47):
I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (02:07:49):
I was just just choking my foot.

Speaker 3 (02:07:52):
I don't know what that's a nick?

Speaker 4 (02:07:54):
How that probably is a nick anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
And your foot looks like it belongs to an Indian
A lot of ten I told you if you're going
to sprayed hand yourself at home in all all the
residue falls under your feet.

Speaker 4 (02:08:07):
Yeah, it's a bit brown.

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
Oh sorry, don't. We don't need you charming him with
your bullshit, So.

Speaker 10 (02:08:18):
Liz, Liz, don't worry about will He won't be the
first single.

Speaker 4 (02:08:26):
Where's Jesse? Jesse's gone? Jesse ghosted us as well. Again
not again.

Speaker 3 (02:08:32):
You were instantly keen on that guy because he was
a okay with the stretchers.

Speaker 4 (02:08:37):
He sounded fine.

Speaker 3 (02:08:38):
Yeah, well that looks well. Thanks for your honesty. It
is what it is. People like and don't like what
they want. There's no there's no standard rule for what
you can and can't like. You just like what you
do and you don't.

Speaker 10 (02:08:48):
All right, Thanks guys, Liz. Onward and upward. Thanks Jackie,
or in Liz's case, downward and downward.

Speaker 3 (02:08:57):
No, no, I'm talking abouts missed the point. Last calls
are up. So Jackie's got some own news before that,
Kyle and Jackie, l you're a kissed Kyle, Jackie. You
want to sleep better? Wake up, refresh, jump on and
order a spinally his pillow now? Spinally is Eddie dot
com dot are you bringing you this morning? His own news?

Speaker 14 (02:09:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:09:16):
So there's a new Trump movie coming out. It could
be apprentice.

Speaker 4 (02:09:22):
You'll love this.

Speaker 10 (02:09:22):
Actually it's a young Donald Trump, right right, And it's
before he became the owner of Trump Towers, before all
of it.

Speaker 3 (02:09:31):
Like he before he was a real estate mogul.

Speaker 10 (02:09:33):
Before everything, and he knew he wanted to be something,
and he knew he obviously had the ambition. But then
he comes into contact with this guy, Roy Kohane and
basically Roy Cone.

Speaker 4 (02:09:47):
Molds him to be the Trump that he is today.

Speaker 3 (02:09:51):
It's a true story.

Speaker 10 (02:09:52):
Yeah, So he basically is trying to get him to
like no, no, no, no, go harder and says, be
the showman, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:09:58):
Right, So he taught him the showman.

Speaker 4 (02:10:00):
Did he did? Because Trump knew it, but he didn't
have much conviction, you know.

Speaker 10 (02:10:05):
And so in those early days that's kind of where
it focuses on, like the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 4 (02:10:09):
Here, I think it's a cinema. Yeah, it's like a
proper movie.

Speaker 10 (02:10:14):
And so the guy playing the young Donald Trump is
an actor named Sebastian Stan who actually played Tommy Lee
in the Pam and Tommy Lee series. And then the
guy that plays this Roy Cohne, who comes along to
kind of mold him, is the guy that was in succession,
the son that kind of you know, the annoying.

Speaker 3 (02:10:33):
One, what the one that used to just masturbate or kendle.

Speaker 4 (02:10:38):
Kendall, the older one, the older one one, the weirdo,
the hip hop and all that. Yeah, the try hard, Yeah,
the absolute flop. And he's a great actor, Like he's
really good. So I think this will be good.

Speaker 10 (02:10:50):
I got a little bit of the trailer and I
think this is Trump on the phone trying to kind
of sell himself, and then this Roy is next.

Speaker 4 (02:10:56):
To him, kind of going no, I say this, say that.

Speaker 3 (02:10:58):
Okay, forget Judy.

Speaker 12 (02:11:00):
About one hundred reporters we're crowing up my ass to
get this interview, and I gave you the exclusives.

Speaker 24 (02:11:07):
Yes, hello, Judy, this is Donald Trump. Very excited, very
excited to talk to you.

Speaker 18 (02:11:12):
Donald's how about the love behind you?

Speaker 4 (02:11:14):
What do you want to do, Beck, Well.

Speaker 24 (02:11:17):
I intend to acquire the Commodore and I'm planning on
making it the best in the finest building in the city,
maybe maybe the country, in the world, Judy, in the world.
It's going to be the finest building in the world.
It's going to be spectacular hotel, absolutely spectacular.

Speaker 18 (02:11:33):
I'm to get to drive you. Donald.

Speaker 24 (02:11:35):
I got flair and I'm smart, so I think that's
going to make me successful.

Speaker 3 (02:11:40):
But I also want to stay humble.

Speaker 24 (02:11:42):
I'm sorry, Judy, listen, let's do the rest in person
and bring a photographer.

Speaker 11 (02:11:47):
Okay, sorry, all right, No, I mean listen to your life.

Speaker 3 (02:11:53):
You've got a ways to go, but you're learning. So
this is the guy who's responsible for getting trumped. I
build the biggest, wild the greatest no one's seen a while,
Like really on how great?

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
Everything great? He is talking himself up because that I.

Speaker 3 (02:12:11):
Do like that about Donald, but then sometimes he goes
overboard with it.

Speaker 4 (02:12:14):
Yeah. But America it's a lot more accepted there. The
loves and they love reading.

Speaker 10 (02:12:20):
People who have this kind of crazy belief in themselves
and talk themselves up.

Speaker 3 (02:12:25):
They do.

Speaker 4 (02:12:26):
It's very embraced.

Speaker 3 (02:12:27):
Australian actors go to America and they're like all super humble.
Like they'll be like, okay, I finish my yeah, my bit,
I'm the main star of a movie. I'll help this
bloke roll up this sound cable.

Speaker 4 (02:12:37):
Yes over there.

Speaker 3 (02:12:38):
The actors like, you don't have to do that. That's
a that's a sound And they're like No, we don't
mind helping out because that's how we are here, all
all piling to help each other. But over there it's
quite separate. Right.

Speaker 10 (02:12:50):
Paris Hilton has been injured in the most Paris Hilton
way ever. She got a bloody knee injury on the
set of her video clip.

Speaker 11 (02:12:58):
And she's also with Meghan Trainer.

Speaker 3 (02:13:01):
Do you know because her.

Speaker 4 (02:13:02):
Makes he did the song, it's not that that's a song.

Speaker 10 (02:13:05):
Yeah, No, I don't think it's that. I'm not sure
what one it was, but it wasn't. I don't believe
it was that one. She did get a bloody knee injury.
She thought there was glass in there, but it turned
out to be something way more Paris Hilton like, so
like glass.

Speaker 11 (02:13:18):
So it's her sequences, I think.

Speaker 26 (02:13:22):
So flash shot that's a trooper, Yeah, and then I
will heal all you never any action.

Speaker 4 (02:13:30):
Yeah, put close and.

Speaker 3 (02:13:40):
Fascinating exactly.

Speaker 10 (02:13:43):
And this is the next big TikTok star. Last night
we ssembled across this TikToker. She is the next big thing.
Uncle Shaza is her.

Speaker 3 (02:13:51):
Name, young woman. Yeah, a woman been.

Speaker 10 (02:13:54):
Going viral about her real life living it up in
sunny Queensland.

Speaker 4 (02:13:59):
Do you know on Suddenly actually got cut off today.
I'm homeless, so I'm living in my car. I've chlorofied
the kids, put them in to sleep and locked them
in the boot. Don't worry, there's a few air holes.

Speaker 10 (02:14:10):
Bags owns me child supports and Bags wears my child support.

Speaker 9 (02:14:13):
But yeah, I'm sleeping in the car waiting for Suddenly
Gone Monday morning to open at eight am so.

Speaker 4 (02:14:18):
I don't have to wait for the crew for the queue.
Love you Bye?

Speaker 3 (02:14:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:14:22):
And then I received one and a half million views,
and as you can imagine, there were mixed comments, a
lot accusing her of being on the pipe, but she
says no, she's clearly on the rich Man's drugs, which
she calls ugs on the pipe. No, get it right,
we're on the Richmond's hugs the days who Yeah, love

(02:14:45):
you Bye?

Speaker 4 (02:14:47):
Did I say ugs?

Speaker 12 (02:14:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:14:50):
I don't think. I don't think that's what she said?

Speaker 4 (02:14:53):
Yeah she did. She's on the ugs.

Speaker 3 (02:14:55):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (02:14:57):
I don't know? Censored girls, so she couldn't say drugs,
do you know?

Speaker 3 (02:15:03):
What I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:15:04):
Is more sensitive?

Speaker 3 (02:15:05):
She says, I'm on the rich Man's uggs.

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
Wait, but oh, so you can't say drugs on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (02:15:12):
Even even that woman knows all those weird Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:15:16):
She knew that. Okay, right, so she's just censoring herself.

Speaker 3 (02:15:19):
Well, what is the rich man drugs?

Speaker 4 (02:15:21):
Cocaine? She was, That's what she was, implying that she's
on coke.

Speaker 3 (02:15:26):
Well, I feel sorry for her if she's homeless in
the car. What's wrong?

Speaker 4 (02:15:31):
I'm looking at her TikTok dancing around her loungery.

Speaker 11 (02:15:35):
It was no different to Britney.

Speaker 4 (02:15:37):
Oh yeah, I think it is. Yeah, maybe actually it
isn't that, but now that I look at it.

Speaker 10 (02:15:50):
Anyway, all right, guys, we're going to take your last
calls if you want to phone in.

Speaker 4 (02:15:57):
Kyle and Jackie are.

Speaker 3 (02:16:01):
Yeah, yeah, we know thirteen when I was six five
to get through last cause Julian has called through. Julian
good money.

Speaker 18 (02:16:09):
Hey, good morning to you guys. I'm fine later, put
home now. I'm not doing anything for a work injury.
But anyway, that's another story.

Speaker 3 (02:16:19):
What did you do to yourself?

Speaker 18 (02:16:20):
Oh well, I managed to put a circular saw through
my kneecap.

Speaker 3 (02:16:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (02:16:26):
I've got a picture if you want it. But anyway, guys,
I was just thinking, you know, I know, Kyle's dune
Stormy interview. So interview and it was really interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:16:38):
Stormy Daniels, Yeah, the presidents, the President's Yeah, I remember that.
It was a lot of.

Speaker 18 (02:16:44):
Well have you thought of your next interview? Who would
you really like to bring on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:16:51):
Well, we've always we always wanted Donald Trump. And then
once Jackie tricked me by saying Donald Trump, here's Donald
Trump and I occasion and then she went junior and
I was so sad and I think I even sighed.
And he was on Live the son.

Speaker 18 (02:17:08):
I reckon, I reckon you'd get him, Kyle, I reckon
you would.

Speaker 7 (02:17:12):
He's very busy.

Speaker 18 (02:17:13):
Your ratings would go through the roof.

Speaker 3 (02:17:16):
Yeah, well, is there anyone you want?

Speaker 4 (02:17:18):
In particular, Julian, is any one?

Speaker 18 (02:17:21):
Is there anyone who would you like to interview? Jackie?
You know, I know you likes Arson.

Speaker 3 (02:17:28):
Who do you like Jackie? Who? Who do you really
want to interview?

Speaker 18 (02:17:31):
Who would you really like to do.

Speaker 9 (02:17:36):
You?

Speaker 3 (02:17:36):
Honestly, we hate doing interview. We don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:17:42):
We don't like him. They're all right.

Speaker 10 (02:17:44):
Some of them are good when they get in here.
Tell you when I like them is when they go rogue,
like David Williams.

Speaker 4 (02:17:49):
That's fun the best, That's right. I love those kind
of things, but a lot of them.

Speaker 18 (02:17:56):
Yeah, you got you've got to just the right questions
to get going.

Speaker 3 (02:18:00):
Yeah, I'd prefer maybe, I think maybe Trump for me
brooking to you, who do you want to interview?

Speaker 11 (02:18:08):
I would like Trump to come on here.

Speaker 3 (02:18:11):
Remember when you hated Trump and then you watched one
the Carlson Special or something.

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
There was this moment before Karmela replaced Joe Biden where
it was like, really Trump or Biden, probably Trump, but
came the biggest.

Speaker 3 (02:18:25):
Flop that ever put on some kidney heels, right, absolutely
useless person.

Speaker 11 (02:18:31):
I think surely it's time to give a woman to go.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
It's not about or give a woman to go. It's
got to be the best person for the world. Yeah,
Americas screw up. We're all finished. We can't let this
woke bullshit in America.

Speaker 4 (02:18:49):
Getting so rilled up about it. Every time You've got all.

Speaker 3 (02:18:53):
Rolled up about that guy talking about that chicks stretch marks.
I was disresponded, what's your your your passionate project?

Speaker 4 (02:19:00):
I'm not like you just get like it's such a
trigger for a you because.

Speaker 3 (02:19:04):
What people don't understand is the workshit means nothing if
we're all being murdered by our phones.

Speaker 4 (02:19:11):
Magazine is called through high magazine. You going, hey, Han,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:19:16):
Love? This equality thing working so well?

Speaker 15 (02:19:18):
I was just listening to the radio to you guys,
and I heard that you were talking about Uncle Uncle
Shauzer from TikTok. Yeah, and I'll actually follow her, so
I'm just st of call. She's actually not a drug
addict or anything. She just on TikTok. When you go live,
the amount of hate that you get just off random
people because they just wait up and love to hate

(02:19:39):
on everybody. So she just carries on and goes along
with it instead of allowing it to affect her.

Speaker 3 (02:19:44):
How do you know this? How do you know she's
not a drug addict?

Speaker 18 (02:19:47):
Well, I have a friend who went to school with her,
and she's always been like that.

Speaker 15 (02:19:52):
Yeah, she's just you know, normal shower. But she doesn't
take drugs at all. But if people in her comments
were she's on live, if they're like, oh you're on
the ice or something, she'd like yeah and carries on.

Speaker 3 (02:20:04):
She just carries on with them. I like that.

Speaker 15 (02:20:06):
And she's also so the way she kind of started
getting a bit famous on TikTok. She wanted to get
on to Houso's, so she kind of started a position
and was like, oh, get me on Howso and she
you know, talk about Howso so that hopefully they would
find her and put her on. Yeah, yeah, that's actually
what she's doing. But yeah, she's got a drug addict,
and she appears to be.

Speaker 3 (02:20:28):
A drug addict. What's worse? Would you rather look like
you may do it?

Speaker 4

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