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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kyle Jaki Yo on Jackie Yo, The Kyle and Jackie
O Show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
One. Hikey, wakey, wakey, wakey everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
How's everyone feeling for this Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Me too?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, I'm well good, me too. What do you like, Brooklyn?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I got a little bit of a cold, but I've
taken some suit of effideram so I'm feeling well.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You need to puddle of wines on that head flying.
You love the pseudo because it gives you the constipation?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, it does it?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, it's it's the good cold and flu tablets, right right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Jackie doesn't deal with that over the counter rabbits.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Prescription all the way. What's happening this weekend? Any plans?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh? No, I never have plans. Do you know where
the wind blows me? I don't make plans.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Are you going to the football?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Jack? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
The Swans' doing the Swans sorrow Swan's end of g WS.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yes, Finals.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We talk about something we're all interested, okay, rather than
something Jackie is not even interested in, the pretending for
the good at Melbourne and pretending to love.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
The Carla's going well before that.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He went five times before that. You never liked it.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I did like it, lying I do, look not gonna lie.
I go to catch up with friends. When I'm there,
chat with friends and chat, but this time we're getting serious.
So no, it's all about watching the game.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Do you know how long an AFL game?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It goes for a long time?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I know, yeah, I mean the exact minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Just yeah, it's twenty twenty twenty. What's that twenty four
eighty minutes?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You can't use your fingers, you're a grown woman. Anyone
else got any plans for the weekend? It's good anyone
doing anything dangerous and anything exciting. No one's doing anything.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Oh, I'm going for a swim with bo Ryan to
my where.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Are you going? Like in the ocean or in the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Over in his place.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
He's got a heated pool and he's got it on
twenty nine degrees, so he's like, oh, you have to
come over.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Is it that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sounds like you're teenagers? Yeah? I guess so.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
No, No, the pool he's had for a while, but
he's had heating difficulties, but he got it fixed yesterday,
so he invited me over for a swim.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh that's nay.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Well, you know his dad died thinking he and Bo
Ryan were in a secret relationship.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Oh, and we've got Georgina Walker on today.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I asked Georgina, I go, can you let my dad
know that I wasn't gay with Bo Ryan?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And she goes, you tell her yourself? So he is
like the evil witch. Yeah, so that was it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You know who we need to put together, Georgina Walker
and doctor Carl.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh yeah, leave him a podcast so we can live
in the podcast and.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They'll just argue, Oh, that of is so good.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I just wouldn't believe anything she said, Right, Lisa Jackie,
can you clear something up? We heard something on girl
talk and you girls, you confuse us. You say you
want one thing, but do you really want it? Okay,
(03:15):
today's girl Talk, we're hearing from a random that the
answer is no. Women don't want emotional guys. That's the
last thing they want. None of this opening up with
your feelings. You've been saying the opposite. You want a
guy to open up their feelings. So they went to
the street. They asked a random black woman, because you
get the truth from the blacks.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh, I don't know, Kyle, like they there's still women
I know, but like every time you play this girl chat.
So what's it called. Is it from the same place
all the time?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
We randomly gets the chat, all right, I thought it
was the same women.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Here's a black random telling women, what's what?
Speaker 8 (03:57):
What's the most desperate thing you've done for a Let him.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
Fuck me for seven hours straight and I was miserable
and it was the worst act of my life because
I felt bad.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Why did you feel bad?
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Because he was telling me all this stuff that he
was going through. And I was like, okay, this is
why I made.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
It was like swash it was.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was horrible.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
So I made you want to leave him.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I dropped him off and I and I texted him
reasons why we should not talk no more.
Speaker 11 (04:21):
So you guys, you guys really don't want a guy
who like opens up to you and you know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Not bad bitches.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
Okay, we all go through stuff. That's why when you
meet somebody, you're trying to have fun. But are we
going on a yacht, on a boat on a plane,
like we're just trying to you know, get it and
then put a ring on it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And now we're balling?
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Why are we talking about Trump?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Poor me?
Speaker 12 (04:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Clear it up? Do you want to will and Woody
or do you want to call sand lance way? Do
you see that scale Wan Woody call sand Length?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Did she say right at the end there, why we
talk about Trump?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's her sick and tide of hearing
about winging guys worry about Yeah, no, not me, I
mean not positively winging about me? Is they don't care?
Is no trump?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
St Well I'm going to disagree with her all the way, Like.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I I you don't even know what you want.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I like it when listen.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I don't want to sit on the couch every night
and talk about feelings.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I want to have fun.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Well, there is no, But I want the ability that
they can talk about feelings.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
There is no. You either get one or the other.
You don't have foot in crow out nat. You've got
an opinion on that?
Speaker 13 (05:38):
Yeah, I think, Jackie, you think you want that. But
then if you were sitting there and the guy was
being a soft cock.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
You'd be like you're a pushover.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You wouldn't like it. You want to me, Jackie?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
No, But but one that's capable of talking.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Talking about, crying about every every feelings another No.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Like, like I said, I don't want it all the
time obviously, but when they're capable of talking about it,
I think that's nice.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Most of us aren't capable of communicating.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But a lot of time you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, because it depends on how you guys receive it
and what you say. Exactly do you guys start rolling
up with well I knew this because you think what
you don't know? The wall goes up like a bank robbery. Yeah,
and you shut out.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Cooper would know young at Cooper John's Young's forty. What
are you a football star or whatever they call it? Yeah?
Is that equivalent to like a putt put champion? No?
Speaker 10 (06:34):
No, no, no, it's an athlete though, oh a pot put
champion is not really an athlete as well.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think they'd disagree.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
No, it's like diving, like it's it's just like an
activity they do.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So like an Olympic diver. You don't see that as athletic.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, he's talking about scuba diving.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
I was actually talking about Olympic diving.
Speaker 14 (06:52):
But oh wow, okay, it don't even follow a simple conversation. Well,
I'm sorry, let's talk about our feelings now, my feelings.
When you didn't understand that, I thought, how can I
be with somebody? It just doesn't follow basic conversation.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, stop supering anyone that talks about emotions.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's not fun.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Well, you're not the one in a relationship with the man,
are you.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, So you're saying we should be going to Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Do I like him being emotional?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't mind it.
Speaker 15 (07:24):
Yeah, but you probably he would probably not like it
if I was like that all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No one wants it all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Okay, there is no one or the other crying or
you're not.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
No, that's not true. You can be both.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Listen, the fantasy man, the unicorn man doesn't exist. He does,
he does, He's probably in Brazil. Suck another block.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He's so immature of you, Kyle.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Now, ladies, I've got a medical alert. If you pee
in the shower, cease peeing in the shower immediately. Who's guilty?
Hands up? Who's pissed in the shower?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I am it?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Where's your hand?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, I'm here, I'll just say I am.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Where's here?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
They're clasped around my knee. I'm comfortable, that sounds very comfort.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
No one can see me, I can see you shows
to hand the biggo.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's so easy to break anyway. Hi. So recently a
study said sixty percent of you ladies like weing in
the shower, and according to a pelvic floor doctor, she said,
this must stop immediately or you'll be a leaky old
Vadg's lady.
Speaker 16 (08:41):
Listen, PA team, let's talk about why we shouldn't pee
in the shower.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
There's two things I want to focus on here.
Speaker 16 (08:45):
There's the overall bladder fitness perspective and the public floor perspective.
If you pee in the shower, or turn on the
facet or turn on the shower and then sit in
the toilet to pee while the water's running, you're creating
an association in your brain between the sound of running
water and having to pee. We can't that with public floridysfunction,
either now or down the line. Then that's going to
potentially lead to some leak issues when you hear running water.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It is true.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
You'd have to do that all the time for that
to start to be a thing.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's a doctor what have you done? Secretarial course of tape?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well and I came first in my class.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Where's the proof for that?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well, yeah, I don't. I didn't get a certificate, but.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It came first and no proof. Yeah, well, I believe you.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
But but I will say this sometimes when I need
to go to the toilet. Well, no, I don't need to,
but I want to before going to sleep, you know,
when you want to because you don't want to wake
up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It does not happen for men. We go to the
toilet when we need to. We don't do a pre
empty strike.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I do the preempt and I'll turn on the tap
to make it happen.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So you also, no wonder she doesn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, but I'm not leaking.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I don't hear running water and go, oh my god,
I need to go.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's not like that got any running water thing in
the sound effects library. Don't give me some running water.
Let's see. We can make old mate, Yeah right, we can.
Lucy the Goosey, I don't thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Well, I hear it all the time, just y, we're
running water when I pour it a cup a cup
of water.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh well, of course, Yeah, that's proof.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Isn't it. It's running water.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You made a glass of water. I think it needs
to be a bit longer than that.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, how long do we give it?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
As long as it takes.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
This goes for ten hours, ten hours.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But the show only goes for four. So do you
feel anything?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Nothing, not a thing.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I'm feeling thirsty.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I want to drink that mountain steep.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
It does sound clean, doesn't it. I was reading something
about sparagus. You can tell what your class is with
as to how you eat asparagus, like rich, poor, middle.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Class man, then we all eat it the same.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Well, let me ask you when you eat when there's
asparagus on your plate, how do you eat it?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Do you pick it up with your fingers? Do you
eat it with a knife and fork?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No? No, no, I would cut it in hard and
half and then usually it's got bacon wrapped around it,
and then I'll just shove it in.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Let's say it doesn't have bacon wrapped around it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, yeah, I'm still I'd still cut it off with
a fork, put it to my mouth, cut it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, that's what I would do too. We're poor, we're
poor people.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
How are you supposed to be You're not supposed to
eat it with a knife and fork.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
That's a pleb thing to do.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Apparently it's supposed to be eaten with your hand for
a start. Asparagus is a hand food, is it? And
if you're using your right hand you are middle class.
But if you're using your left hand, you are upper
class because it's free of any of the remnants or
grease or whatever is to shake other people's hands. So
with your right hand you'd shake people's hands. You'd never
(11:55):
use your right hand to eat the asparagus with.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So you're saying asparagus his finger food and must eat
with the left hand.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Now what about if I has sauce on it, like.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You know the nice on mine has had the bacon sauce.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Well, just you know, I mean rich? Or do rich
people not have bacon and sauce on asparagain?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
How would I know?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
That's also considered plub.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Is anyone out here? Do you eat the asparagus with
your fingers? Guys? Knife and fork? Knife and fork for
all of it.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
I'm right hand, not left hand though.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, so you're middle plus you meet it with your hand,
read it with your hand, yeah, but right hand?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, you pick it up with your right hand amazing.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Right, like the two fingers.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, we understand what thumb and four finger?
Speaker 10 (12:43):
Thumb and index and I like pinky out, I eat
like that.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Oh, Cooper, are you holding it like a drumstick like
you're playing the drums?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Confused everywhere?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Play the drums like that? Do you?
Speaker 10 (12:58):
I don't know who's ever played the drums like two fingers.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's be a French thing.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
By the way, when you generally pick up something, Cooper,
you do use your index and thumb, like you know,
how well are you going to do it with.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
The two middle fingers? Don't you don't do that?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
At his index finger cut off because he got affected,
so he only uses the middle finger and the thumb.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because the finger's gone. That's why. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
But I'm just saying it's possible, and.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I've got a shocker. Yeah. Uh, the internet's gone off
apparently about this. All men know this is true. We've
been hiding it from women our whole lives. Some women
will know, especially those that do laundry. Talking about skid marks, yeah,
I know it's your favorite topic. Yeah, but yeah, we
(13:48):
get them for many different reasons, not just from lack
of wiping properly.
Speaker 15 (13:53):
What are the other reasons, Well, you know you could
have like a muddy fart, you know, an you know
you're someonettle fart on job start and some of the
you that that's my we know what that means.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Do you guys have this issue with the skiddies?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
No, so why do you bring this up?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well, you know it's all over socials. I don't want
the skid mark issue.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's been there since the beginning of underwear.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Tom, yeah, I know, but now it's the bloody kids
will put it on the internet. Now, well, secrets are.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Exposed that you have skid marks.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That it's a real, real issue. Play the stay order.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
I hate to break it to all the women out there,
but real men have skid marks because we fart a lot,
and we have jobs that make a sweat. Sweat plus
farts equal skid marks. So men don't go home and
like ball your underwear up and hide it in the
bottom of the hamper.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Be proud of it.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
It worked hard for those skid marks and women, if
you're tired of looking at them, then you need to
black or brown underwear.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It's that simple. I was horrified on idol last week.
I've got a stylist. They TV they pay for these idiots,
and he bought me white shirt, white shorts, white undies
and I was horrified. I walk through a freaking rainforest, yeah,
in the wet, dressed in white like I'm selling ice creams,
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and the white undies threw me. I saw them and
I was petrified.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Why the stylist buying your undies?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I have actually had a stylist.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Someone that's on like a low end fame level like
you and Steve Price, and you know the people at
the ABC, they'll never know real thing.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
So the stylist is usually buying your underwear outfits.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Everything I wear.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
If it's anything you can see through or there's a line,
you know, they'll they'll get that.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's right, Jackie knows.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But like a suit, you know, if you were dressed
in a suit, you wouldn't get underwear.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Which, yes, yes, I need everything. What do we tell
to you? Everyone treats me like a parcel from Australia Post,
a nude parcel. So if I arrive at an airport somewhere,
how does the parcel get to the car. He needs
to be collected and taken to the car. How's the
nude parcel get dressed for TV. He's like a nude mannequin.
Think socks up?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do they always get the underwear size correct?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They know everything, they know everything, They're always measuring it.
Very annoying actually, And the guy likes to dress me
very homosexual adjacent.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, yeah, he's not gay.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
He looks like a bussy boy.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Sometimes it's hard, like with male hairdressers and male stylists,
your immediate go to is gay. But mainly that's it
throws you when they're not right. Yeah, especially a male hairdresser,
sometimes you.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Think are they gay or not?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I've never wondered, haven't you?
Speaker 17 (16:50):
Yeah, no, do you have.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
There's a lot of like lebo hairdressers, and I always
thinks or barbers, barbers who are lebo barbers?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I don't assume a gay no, no, there's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Barber.
Speaker 18 (17:08):
Yeah, my hairdress is a straight man, but he's Italian.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No one, thank you, censor.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
But inat what's funny is is that the barbers are
actually real manly men. Yeah I know, and they're quite
the opposite to male hairdresser.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
At what point do they go, oh, I'm going to
be a barber, forget being a trady. I'm going to
cut hair.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I don't know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You're going to turn all the barbers against us.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, well the barber down. I've got a barbara. I
won't go to Why Because I was walking past one
day and it was busy and like a lot of
people lined up outside, and I thought, I wonder what's
going on in there? And I looked and I sort
of walked in to look around, and the guy said,
made the lines out there at the end of the line,
And I thought, oh mate, I'm not coming in here.
I'm just I didn't know what was going on. I
thought it might have been a fight or dog fight
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or something in there. And then he thought I was
jumping the queue.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Wait, people were lined up to get their haircuts, to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Get their beards and their hair cut at the barber shop. Yeah,
lined up the door.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
How quick is it? Don't you need an appointment with
this guy?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I know what I didn't know. Barbers you never need
an appointment.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You don't know. You just show up.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
There's none of this like you show up on this
time or else.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Take to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Usually, no, no's how long the line is, But.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
No, but how long does it take him to do it?
Once you're in the.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Seat twenty minutes top.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If there is a line, they'll go quicker, Wow, I'll
just rush it.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
She's imagine if that was the case in the female world,
we just were like, my go get my color done.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'll go line up.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
We have to wait six weeks to get in. You
have to book ahead. I've got all my hair appointments
scheduled for a year in advance.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You throw it extra one in the middle, just for
the crossover period. You know, when you got the Veggie
might strip going.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah's you know regrow that's all right, It's not yeah,
it's a little bit I've got I've got a bit
sort of darker in monks. My brother, you think that's.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Cool, but the rest of us think she must have
must have done a budget this month, maybe we start
this show. Let's do it Friday. DJ Triple XL standing
by in Los Angeles, ready to go. Here is a bro? Hello?
Is that your hello? His own language.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Morse code for DJs.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That's enough of that, we get it, ladies. Next that
is DJ Triple Excel from our sister station in Los Angeles, California,
and so we'll be there doing the show from there
in about two weeks. Yeah, we will vegas all that stuff.
By the way, if you want to register, we've got
some tickets for intern Pete to come and join us
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over in La. Wait. Hang on, yeah, Peter, did you
know that? I so, Jack and I we rallied the management.
This is like two weeks ago to give you some
tickets to come to Los Angeles. Thank you. So on,
hang on. Because of the lies and the day off
and then the bullshit you've been going and the LinkedIn lies,
(20:14):
the Grinder lies, decided remember the grinder lines. Yeah, I do.
What we've decided to do is like I still feel
you have the right to maybe get the tickets, but
we're going to put you up against listeners. So either
the listener wins it and if they don't, then you
get the ticket.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh that's easy then, so still going, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
What we're going to do is we're going to get
one hundred thousand boarding passes.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Put them in the blow up swimming pool, very small.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Now we're going to get a listener, whether they're in
Sydney or Melbourne, will fly them.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Well, I don't care if they're in Darwin wherever they are,
will fly the mere to what.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
That person will watch you in the pool or blow up. Paul.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
With one hundred thousand boarding passes, you've got an hour
to find yours in.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
One hundred thousand. That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah, now that's for and then the uber's waiting to
either take you to the airport or them to the airport.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
It's happening on the day we leave.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Okay, Well, it would be just easy if I committed
to go now and then maybe I'll take a week.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well, if you weren't such a lying dog, shit piece
of work, you wouldn't have this issue.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
You can work for it, though.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh absolutely, I'm not missing out on this trip for
the world, no way.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And apparently you won't have to look for your name
or anything because we don't know who the boarding pass
will belong to, so it'll be just one number different
than all the other.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh wow, that's I don't know. We can make it
bad out number.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
One, one seven sixty five eighths. Yours will be one
seven six five numbers are not my thing exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh yeah, it's almost like you don't want him to go.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It is like that isn't it. I want to start
to say, you can register on our website if you
want to have a go joining us in the United
States right now, the big one trading versus Lady Trade's
are on sixty six Ladies also on sixty cee.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Oh my god. For a Friday. It is a tie breakout.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
How nice would it be to go into the weekend
as winners? That's true, solute champions of the species.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Bambi, you're playing for the ladies. You've got to bring
it home for us.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Is that your name, Bambi?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
That's my name?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah? I love that name.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Are you American? I'm really a bitted to winning this,
Like this means more to me than it really should.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, I know it means a lot more to all
of us than it should.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I hope you can win it for us.
Speaker 18 (22:29):
Hun, I'm feeling I'm going confident.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Okay, good, you're.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
A physio when you drive an LDV use ow okay?
I do you are in a relationship? Your favorite sex
position is from behind? We call that doggie?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well maybe maybe is it is that?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'm Canadian, we're a little bit, we're a little bit
you know more subdued.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, okay, it sounds a bit fairal comparing your favorite
sex to an animal.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, doggie, thank you Canadian.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You've taught us a lesson. I like that.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
She got distracted by two hot shirtless guys and ran
into a tree on her bike and broke her arm
to call the ambulance. That's terrible. Oh that's so embarrassing.
Did they see you do that? Did they see me?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
They ran over to help me? Oh no, did you anything?
Speaker 18 (23:18):
They're all sweaty and glistening.
Speaker 19 (23:20):
It was just it was the worst moment of my life.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Oh no, your poor thing. And was it a motorbike
or a pushbike?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
No, it was a push bike, which is even more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Killed.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Well, that's true. You know she could have been going
in You going to pay attention.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Oh that's terrible, Bambie, all right, well weighing in it's
sixty kilos.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's hanging on for dear life. The bamby everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, okay, I didn't hear what they said. Jason playing
for the trade is he's an electrician. Sparky run this
and Skyline GTR driving spark you Jason, good morning. H
that's a weapon.
Speaker 20 (24:01):
How are you going good, babe?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's skyline Jackie.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Do you know I have no idea? What does it
look like? Huney? Oh yeah, see that doesn't help me,
did you it's.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
A weapon, you'd probably just see a cloud of smoke.
That's a nice car. Being single for five years, nothing
wrong with him, just happy to be single, meeting people
having said favorite sex stition is the sixty nine R
one sort of stripper doing a ping pong ball trick.
He loved it and was that impressed by the ping
(24:34):
pong ball girl. Yeah, he ended up dating her for
three years.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Wow. Yeah, so you guys just clicked her?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Or did she ever do those ping pong tricks for
you in the bedroom?
Speaker 20 (24:49):
Many tricks actually done?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
How do you learn? How do you learn? Hey, I'm
great at shooting ping pong balls at me? How do
you learn that I could?
Speaker 20 (25:00):
I don't have a vagina, so I couldn't really, you know?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
How do the girls learn that? It's maybe presumptuous and
just doesn't know. Sorry, but she's Asian, she doesn't know about.
Speaker 20 (25:13):
The no say my ex was bossy?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Go Kyle, Wow, so much for your stereotype.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well, you know, cultures learned from other cultures. It's part
of what makes the world wonderful. Philly, do you do
you know what a GTR skyline is? Get on the mic.
Don't sit there with your thumbs up. Sorry, she's new,
she's a bit lost out there. Come on, come on, Philly,
(25:45):
you're there yo? Oh yeah, what's up?
Speaker 21 (25:48):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
You know that you want to talk to him about
his skyline?
Speaker 5 (25:51):
GTRR thirty five is pretty nice.
Speaker 18 (25:54):
By the R thirty four is worth more money?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Is that? Is that right? Is that right?
Speaker 20 (25:58):
Jason? That's incorrect?
Speaker 22 (26:00):
Oh way, have you seen the price of R thirty
four's Yeah?
Speaker 20 (26:04):
Maybe for a Nismo?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, exactly, that's the point.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
You want the best or the best?
Speaker 20 (26:10):
I like my car.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
How much is this Nismo.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Six figures?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
How old is it?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Is it a new thing or is it an old thing?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Pretty old?
Speaker 20 (26:21):
But the R thirty fours are old. Thirty five a new.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Showed me a picture of one. We're dealing with.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You care about skylines?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I do? I want to know? We're getting for over there?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
We go there?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
It is that thing?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Now, now, now that's a bloody that's a masterpiece.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Kyle, I honestly would think that'd be on the side
of the road selling for three grand.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Jack what what that doesn't look like.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I don't do No, you don't know cars, man.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I will see now.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
The one you're showing me here looks far.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Were he's showing me a dodgy one.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
No, your car, but it still looks like it's from
the nineties.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You know, I.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Cannot believe that that is one hundred and fifteen grand.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Well, can you put guys, put up just quickly on
the screen. Put up nineteen seventy one Ford Falcon gt
h O without without without the price. Okay, yeah, don't
look at the screen, Jackie. I'm going to show you
a car. Okay, click on it now. You muld have
seen these. Our parents would have driven them when we
were younger. How much is that, old shitter?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
See that looks good to me?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
How much?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Well, I'm going to obviously, I think it's going to
be like eighty grand.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
One million dollars. What help the ship we used to
do burn out some when we were seventeen that we
didn't give a shit about, and now worth a million dollars?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
So why are they worth a million? Is it just a.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Rare they discontinued anyway? Back to normalcy. Thank you, Philly.
She is our car and a an expert. Okay. Continuing
with Jason, So he had that stripper a the ping
pong ball. He weighs into one hundred kilos. But ladies
and gentlemen, he's six foot four playing for the trades
(28:13):
on the special day. I'm six foot four. She a
ping pong whore. It's Jason everywhere.
Speaker 15 (28:21):
Boys, all on you bro Bamby Bamby, start with.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You, Bamby versus Jason.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Okay, I'm ready, you're ready, Bamby.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Here we go. Question one for Bambi, what is the
purpose of a car's anti lock braking system? You may
know it as ABS.
Speaker 18 (28:38):
To stop the wheel from blocking and skiddy correct.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh, so good, Bambi, Look at you, guys one.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Don't get too ahead of yourself. Question two, how many
mills does a standard schooner glass? Hold? Oh? How many?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Five?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Wrong? Four? Twenty five?
Speaker 23 (28:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
That was that was good, Bambi.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Though good, she sounded convincing. Wrong answer Question three? Which
brand sells the Ultra boost sneaker? Who's selling that? Who's
got that one? It's a big brand? Yeah she did
real well?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
All right, good girls, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Bandy story. Okay, Jason, good luck brother, here we go.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Hey, get question number one.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
How many levels are there in Mecca's beauty Loop rewards program?
Speaker 20 (29:31):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Four, yes, yes, come on, that is calmer for the naughties.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
We're on fire today, both sides.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Okay, what does what does the space buns hairstyle look like?
Describe it for me, the space space Bun's hairstyle.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Describe what that looks like?
Speaker 20 (29:54):
Oh, my god, like curly up in the air, Fluffy,
I got no idea that.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sounds about right to me. Early up in the air.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
It's two big buns on either side of your head,
up high buns.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Kyle curl, No, no, you don't curl him.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
That one's wrong. Now he needs the next one. This
there's no future for men.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
How often should you clean an engagement ring?
Speaker 20 (30:27):
Whenever it gets thirty? When time frame.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Same frame of recommended three to six months? Well give
me give me that three or six, not two. Because
you're you're widening this here. You have to lock in
one like it's it's either three or six six yes Jesus,
(30:55):
all right, all right, tie breaker.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You were doing every sneak.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
You'd be like me going one to two years.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Okay, now you're both on even score again. Whoever gets
the tiebreak is winning for their for their community.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Now you just yell out the answer.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Not the name of you. You don't Yellowed Jason or Bambi.
You yell the answer.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It gets quite quiet. What a big one?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
What do adult cows drink?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Water?
Speaker 24 (31:29):
Water?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Lady, hey, Bambie five hundred? Cash things too? Are friends
at high pages trades? Remember, get more work, register right
now today with your business on high page on a
girl five hundred. But forget that. You're sailing into the
weekend as absolute winners. Lady, well done, girls you don't win.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Well, yeah, it's just like ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It is. I think I might have to take over
the question writing. What happens to who wrote the questions?
A lady or a man? Thing?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Does he know?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Alfie starts them and then I often fix.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Them, fix them. That sounds like you've rigged it. No,
that just sometimes they don't make sense. He struggles, what
sort of question? Did you write? A question that got canceled?
Speaker 23 (32:27):
No, the questions that the girl got right, those are
my questions.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
So I'm pissed off.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh, there you go. So even when you tried.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Even when I tried, do a shit job.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So sorry, you're still got now the nineteen years of
radio scool.
Speaker 23 (32:40):
I've got six months? Six months, Yeah, I'm done November.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Do you like me to come to your graduation?
Speaker 7 (32:45):
That'll be awesome? Yeah, Jackie? Would you com?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Is there a graduation?
Speaker 17 (32:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:48):
I've got to go. My dad's forcing me.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
What do you do like?
Speaker 7 (32:52):
I don't even know. I've never been to one.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I think if everyone throws the radio.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
You actually get the robe and the little hat thing
like you do at UNI.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
You can't do that. It's radio school.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
It's not like how long have you been there?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
For? Two years? Now?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Correct? I didn't realize it was a two. I thought
it was like a tape.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
This isn't TAFE, this is AFTERS. This is the Australian
Film Television Radio.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
What are they teaching you for two years? It's not
that hard.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Don't tell everyone.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
That's what bullshit are they coming up with to fill.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Two years worth?
Speaker 7 (33:34):
That's a great question. I learn more here, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, they can hear you there, you know it goes
on the radio. Oh yeah, yeah, you gonna be careful.
Do you learn film at the academy?
Speaker 7 (33:50):
No, I'm not in that. I'm just radio only radio radio.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
You're not learning TV?
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Nah, not TV. You're gonna pay extra for that.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
What do you like? Give me an ariage day? What
are we talking? What exercises are you doing?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Oh?
Speaker 23 (34:03):
Like, we do a whole range of things like from promos, music, directing, announcing, producing,
just a whole range of shit.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'd love to hear. What are they teaching you to
talk like this? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:14):
A lot of ABC presents.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Wow, that's where they're going to end up after two
years of studying. They're going to end up at the
shipthouse ABC.
Speaker 23 (34:23):
And they started talking about you guys, so I can
be included in the class because I have no idea
about ABC.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Great, Hey, the ABC, we're talking about us again? God,
they hate us. Yeah, it's very strange because we heard
from our spy that the ABC is telling everyone in
the secret meanings be what we can learn so much
from the Kyle and Jack. You they've got it covered.
We should learn from them. But then on the TV
they hate us.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Oh yeah, were we on media?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah? Media wise again.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I saw that on your Instagram, Brooklyn. Did you want
to snip it up?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
They did a cute little animation.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Oh how funny?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Have you got it? Where is it waiting? I'm getting
it out of still waiting. Why isn't this shit ready
to play? Do they bring this up at radio school
when the producers aren't actually ready? Like it's even written
near on a sheet for me to play and I
still need to.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Sorry, the computer's frozen.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Turn it on and off again? Well I'm not doing anything?
And is the ad computer frozen? Is never frozen? Have
you noticed?
Speaker 22 (35:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, they work just fine.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh it's like it's got the bloody NASA's ship on
that thing and we're on a bloody Tandy electronic Satari
pizza crap running everything else off? Nothing here? He is here?
Play all this? It's Steve Price pullshit.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
In a urinal, playing it on air and trying to
guess who was who?
Speaker 21 (35:46):
Hi?
Speaker 25 (35:46):
I'm no that well Steve Price expressing his horror. But
Kyle and Jackie Oh's latest disgusting radio stunt, which was
to record five women going to the toilet and broadcast
it on their breakfast show. Yes at ten at eight
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
All the girls here were not all of them, but
a lot of them have recorded themselves urinating, and the
boys will try and figure out whose flaps made that WII.
Speaker 25 (36:11):
Yes, only Kyle could take guess the secret sound and
take it to a new low.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I don't like this game.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
If you can't handle some bads, just step back.
Speaker 25 (36:23):
Amazing, isn't it. There's a new psite pedestrians saying it
can only be described as a dog shit excuse for entertainment,
and we agree. But it was only female staff subjected
to this humiliation. The blokes had to step up as well.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Here is, by the way, that was wrong. They don't
do any fact checking. The guys did it first, by
the way, and the women did it second. And the
whole idea was not mine. It was invented by the
women on the show. So I don't know why they
go on their high horse turn it off. I don't
know why they go on their high horse making out
(36:56):
that I'm some evil monster forcing women to do things.
It's a complete lie. I've got all day and a
lot of money to waste doing nothing. I'm very vindictive.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Just don't worry about it, though, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I won't worry. Here's the rest of that shit report
from the flops and.
Speaker 25 (37:16):
Then be rated by the news reader.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I thought that's a ten out of ten Peter, Yeah, yeah, clean, forceful.
Speaker 25 (37:24):
And why are they doing it?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Ratings?
Speaker 25 (37:26):
Of course, with Kyle and Jackie losing badly in their
bid to Conker Melbourne, much to the relief, by the way, pricing.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
By the way, not really, we have gone up. We've
already beaten triple m. People don't know how ratings work.
It looks like, oh they went down eleven thousand people. Really,
that equates to about five people taking a survey book.
So wake up news people, or I will slap the
Bejesus out of you every time on the air.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Well like you care about do I.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Have a problem when you talk about what Saturn's doing.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I pretend to get trying to stop you from wasting
your energy.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I love this ship like this. These people are out
there putting out a false, narrowtive.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
You're right? You're right, you're right.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
No, I do care, I know, but don't let it go.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You just if they were saying that you were forcing
people to do things if they don't use your name.
They say, I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Forcing my name in articles all the time.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
But that's that's like they said you were wearing prata
Sandles Louis. It's on. That's not the same thing. They're
trying to ruin my life by lying. It's saying some
sort of male monster. These chicks created the pissing context.
You're filthy girls smirching my good name.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
I thought it was one of the best segments.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I loved it. Oh yeah, I quite.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
It was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Next week, we're doing this ship one yeah, whose ship
is plopping in the toilet? And you know what. To
be fair, we'll do a mixed gender and to make
ABC happy, we'll throw a THEE in there. The job will.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Be what do you mean you really are?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Do you think I am? Do you find that to
be don't you think everyone? They'd be like kids in
the car? That's the day ship sounds light and fluffy?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Okay, do you want a psychic prediction?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Thirteen one O six five georg Gina Walker, Our psychic.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Is joining us next he's the greatest.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah, sure, a snappy one though, guys, one question only, Yeah.
Speaker 17 (39:46):
Kyle and Jaggio show. Kyle Jaggio.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
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Speaker 12 (40:06):
I have three skylies.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Do you like the media?
Speaker 12 (40:09):
The dog has one and one from when I travel.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Wow, that's so luxurious.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Why would you just take your normal one when you travel?
Speaker 12 (40:16):
Because you feel refreshed when you wake up, really good
for your neck and shoulders.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Wow, that's getting paid to say that.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
It's so exactly what an endorsement?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Have you got your psychic powers on full stand today?
Speaker 12 (40:27):
I'm really energized, buddy.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Not good?
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Okay, Well that's good because we do have people who
really want to have to go a.
Speaker 12 (40:33):
Kyle About a month ago, I said to him that
I saw X being closed down, and he really shot
back at me and said, they.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Will never like Twitter.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah it's called X now, I know.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I still can't get my head.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Was closed down? Now? I didn't say the world. I
can't remember exactly.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
You can't have it in social media? Well I did
have it in Brazil.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
You're right, they shut it all down because they they
it's Brazil and that's what those type of governments can do.
Like China doesn't have it either, nor three.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
He knows all these fines and he hasn't paid the fines.
But it's a huge country and a lot of people.
That's how they keep in contact.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, so I do you have to use X no
me either? Never on it? Are you for social media?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Look at it?
Speaker 4 (41:17):
But I don't post to it?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
You actually do look on it.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
That's good for new stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And nudes is good for Yeah, everyone's ut full frontal
nudity on that.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Hey, Millie's called through. She's got a question for you.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
G g go morning, Good morning, Good morning, Georgine.
Speaker 18 (41:32):
My question for you is, I'm recently single, maybe like
a couple of months, and I just want to know
if I'm entering it the best brat Girl Summer on it.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
Have a bit of a warning about what you drink
doesn't get spiked. Okay, just be really really careful.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
What do you see when you get that flash somebody
passing out, like having a drink in front, passing out
men around that kind of situation. Is that like the
night I kicked in your hotel room door and you
were passed out on the floor that.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Was spied without but in this articular incidence to be really,
really careful. I can't stress it enough.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Have a great.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
Holiday because I think the holidays, I think.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
She's going to hook up with heaps of guys.
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Yes, and that's the problem that I've got that in
a very social situation she could be. But I also
think she's going to meet the man.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Of her life. Oh my god. Really yeah, I think.
Speaker 12 (42:27):
About like before Easter of next year.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I think the it's.
Speaker 12 (42:30):
All out of the system, having the party, party, and
it's settling down.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
She doesn't sound but she's carrying any of the baggage
from the She sounds like she's through the problems.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
But just watch the drink, okay.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
And enjoyed that summer ben, I love it. Maddie, Hi,
what's your question for Georgina?
Speaker 18 (42:54):
I think good morning. I was just calling through. So
my uncle passed to Wait a couple of years ago,
and I feel like he's trying to leave some signs
to me. He's also appeared in my dreams a couple
of times. He doesn't talk, yeah, and I'm just trying
to find out if he has any messages for me.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Or what sort of what sort of things do you
feel messages? So what are you what are you getting there?
Speaker 12 (43:18):
So probably like thinking about.
Speaker 18 (43:22):
Yeah, so like on like significant dates, like I'll notice
like lights are flicker. I hear his favorite song, which
was also She's a song at his funeral. I think
she's my favorite animals somewhere over the rainbow.
Speaker 12 (43:43):
I think she probably preferred the other version.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Thanks Cark.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
What the termit one? So many? Yeah?
Speaker 21 (43:51):
I like that.
Speaker 20 (43:53):
Look.
Speaker 12 (43:53):
I really think what he's trying to let you know
he's around. I also feel in this situation is that
he's doing okay.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
On the other side, is he here in the shower?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
No, they don't.
Speaker 12 (44:02):
They don't do that kind of thing. Don't you probably
want to do that when you pass?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Why wouldn't you do that?
Speaker 12 (44:07):
Because it's not a spiritual situation, they're evolved.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
How do you know that they're not looking at this?
Speaker 12 (44:14):
I talked to spirit all the time on You've.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Asked them, are you looking at us?
Speaker 12 (44:17):
In the I know what spirit's about, okay, and it's not.
It's about the evolution, about going from the gutter to
situation into being more shiny. Well I'm still here, okay,
So I'm going to answer that question. The signs are
letting you know that he is around, okay, and it's
confirmation that spirit lives on.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
But what does he want? What's he trying to tell?
Speaker 12 (44:40):
Just confirmation that he's around. And it's a supportive situation.
And especially because it's anniversaries and things like that, often
people think about their departed rhymes. It's confirmation that the
links that there. It's like they're making a telephone call
and they're receiving it, the information.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
The messages, I'm here, I'm good at.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Okay, Thanks Maddie, all right, thank you, bye bye. Let's
go to Breee Brie.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Hi, Hi, Hello, how are you guys? J is here?
What do you want to ask her?
Speaker 18 (45:11):
So I'm really unhappy in my current job, and I
was wondering should.
Speaker 16 (45:15):
I bite the bullet and quit and become a Florida No.
Speaker 12 (45:18):
Definitely not absolutely.
Speaker 21 (45:21):
No.
Speaker 12 (45:22):
I love flowers. That's why I've got hayfri Veress because
of all the flowers out of the moment. But then
they will not pay you if you want to do
not quit your job. If either go get another job
in the same kind of field. We're coming into a
very challenging time financially, flowers will be maybe put on hold.
I mean, I love flowers, but it's not going to
bring in you the money. If you want to do
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a course and do it a little bit on the
side on weekends or at nighttime to make some extra money,
but do not, and I am stressing that go into
this as a full time position at the moment, because
you'll burn your fingers as in financially, go backward.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Now. Georgina has been warning me privately behind the scenes
for months now, be warned of another global financial huge receps.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
That's what you're huge recessions.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
And this is worldwide. The world's already started.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
In America, and I know we're going to want to
go down the TRUMPI ship. And I'm really worried about
Amila Harris, maybe an assassination attempt on her. We've been
worried there for a while. But America is going to
go into a ship fight. There's going to be lots
of problems there and we will follow that. So, yes,
it's not a good time to be taking risks.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Would we have aligned with China instead of Americans.
Speaker 12 (46:33):
Great Chinese clients.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
So I'm going to say that, but no, they do
have a different way of life.
Speaker 12 (46:38):
We're not going to go down to politics. They want
to be in neutral.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Who made you the boss of what? We go down
the road to you my job? I know you wouldn't
You've never been threatened by me, have you? Well once
before You've only been threatened once.
Speaker 22 (46:56):
I told you I need your job finding out Psyche.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
And we had the woman from the New Idea the
back of the New Idea on the next week and
she ended up being five dollars sixty five.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
An hour a minute a minute a minute.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Jackie was like, too expensive and not accurate. Let's bring Okay, well,
thank you.
Speaker 12 (47:15):
See you next world.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Do you think our trip to America will go?
Speaker 12 (47:20):
I don't want to say that.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I think on what do you see? What do you
see happening?
Speaker 12 (47:27):
I just tend to think there could be some electrical
outages or things associated with that. So you need to
take cash, and I know you've got your black plastic
card or metal card or what.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
It's not a black plastic car whatever, it is a
Titan and black as.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
You see power outages.
Speaker 12 (47:43):
Yeah, so just you know, I just tend to think
turbulence at that particular time, and I just don't think
you were wanted to go shopping. And I just think
there'll be a lot of like an easiness in the
streets with like your lights and things associated riots what.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, when we're over there, that's you see that.
Speaker 12 (48:01):
I just think you'll you need you to be more
careful where you go. Let me put it that way.
You may be able to go in this particular but
I think you'll be warned don't go down there because
it's contentious with what's.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Going to see? Anything fun happening?
Speaker 12 (48:13):
Well, you have your fund in your hotel room, would
or you would just like get pay for them to
come and play party with you.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'm paying for it, Jesus.
Speaker 12 (48:21):
You can pay for the drinks, jack again, and the nibbles,
whatever nibbles may be.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Oh, you see some of that deep you won't have
a problem.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Well, I wasn't asking about Jackie's high jinks on my
whole fame.
Speaker 12 (48:38):
She wanted to have some fun.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah, so do you see any fun for us?
Speaker 12 (48:42):
Science?
Speaker 5 (48:42):
That sounds like I'm going to have all the fun
and you're stuck with a plastic card and a blackout?
Speaker 2 (48:50):
What happens? Thank you? Birthdays are up next to it.
Your birthday today September six. You share it with Idris Elba,
Pipper Middleton, Angela Bishop and Macy Gray if you want
to bring up it's been the Wheel thirteen. When I
was six five, we all what a fascinating new story
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about the woman selling the human toes. The whole story is,
so I've done a deep dive and so Melbourne lady,
beautiful woman working volunteering at a dog rescue center. So
you know she's a kind hearted type.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
So apparently some dog its owner died and it was
left in the house with the owner for a very
long time, and the poor dog unfortunately had to start
eating its owner to survive. This where we've all got
this animal instinct.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
It kicks it and we've been told it doesn't take
animals all that long, wasn't it, particularly cat cats or
just go for it straightaway?
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, you're having a napple, but the dog takes longer.
But the dog will survive by eating bits of the body.
So they sa obvious they've got the dog that someone
found the body. The body got taken away very sad.
The dog taken off to the rescue animal rescue center
where one of the ladies there, this Melbourne lady. She
fell in love with the dog and beautiful little dogs.
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She thought, I'll take this home now. The dog then
chunned it up, bits and body parts, toes, bits and
bobs of the owner that had eaten. And the woman
must have been beside herself, what am I going to
do with these freaking toes? And then she had a
light bulb moment which we all would.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Have had, allegedly had the light bulb over.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
You're right, let's sell these body parts on the black web.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I have so many questions, first of all, that that
toe wouldn't have come out as a pure toe. It
would have been gnawed at, it would have been it
wouldn't have been.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
A top class toe.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
Secondly, how do you get access to the black market
to sell a toe? Who's buying this toe?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
That regurgitator?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Big on that?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
And how much are you getting for this toe?
Speaker 2 (51:02):
You now you're in the dark. How much can you
buy a regurgitated dead man's toe?
Speaker 10 (51:06):
Fork kyl and Jackie O.
Speaker 6 (51:07):
A big toe goes for fifteen thy two hundred, But
that's under the proviso that is in good nick.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
It doesn't it wouldn't it have to be like severed
and then on ice that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
You sound like you're in the market for a toe,
just except I just know when.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
You lose something like that a finger, they quickly put
it on ice and transport it to the hospital for
a quick you know.
Speaker 6 (51:30):
But a big toe is significant because just a regular
toe is six four hundred dollars. So yeah, big toe
gets that big fifteen.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Apparently it's illegal for organs and tissue of humans to
be traded online.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Well, of course it is, but what who made that real?
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Well, because then some people will start hacking off bloody
figures and selling them.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
It's like stealing a watch.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
That's not this is a dead man's toe that a
dog's eat.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Yeah, but if you're selling limbs on the black market,
then there becomes like a want for those limbs, and
you'll start, you know, get.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
More and more people.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
We know a lot about this.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I know nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Nothing. This woman charged with an offensive conduct. That's the charge,
offensive conduct.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
What does that give you?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
I don't think that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
A slap on the rents of.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Conduct could also be me giving a finger to an
old person in the trap. Same charge, So that's not
that sounds horrible, but I hope the lady gets off
without because she sounds kind, although may be the wrong
choice selling Organs.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
On the slightly her brain works slightly.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Differently, still kind, but obviously in need of money.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Okay, let's do birthday?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Well, thank you?
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Who are we celebrating? Did you say? I was quite
a few.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Pipper Middleton, angel A Bishop, we love nge over at
ten years and Macie Grays say she's a bag of crazy.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
And then Marnie is celebrating as welly babe, how old?
Speaker 2 (53:02):
How old? Today?
Speaker 3 (53:03):
We're good? That's nice.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
You're going to someone else's twenty first on the weekend.
Speaker 20 (53:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Yes?
Speaker 20 (53:09):
Yes, but I'm hoping that there's a nice young father
that's single, or a sugar daddy.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
That might Oh why are you single? Yes?
Speaker 5 (53:18):
I am?
Speaker 2 (53:19):
And so what are you looking for? There? A young
bit of meat, young fella to play with, or someone
more serious?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
What are you looking for that's a little bit more serious?
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Right?
Speaker 20 (53:30):
I've got three children?
Speaker 3 (53:32):
So would you like your star signed for today?
Speaker 2 (53:35):
I would love my staff one.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
Okay, Well, it's all about your social life money, okay.
And and you're going to want to spend time in
the company of others. If you don't already have plans
for the weekend, some invites might be coming your way soon.
Not only will you have a great time, but you'll
make some new friends and they might turn out to
be quite important connections in your life.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
How good's that you might actually be this man on
the weekend?
Speaker 2 (54:01):
It is the truth.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
That's what we call confirmation bias. In a way to
have it, it could happen. You may just meet a friend,
or you could meet a guy. By the sounds of
that good like their money.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
In the wheel, See how lucky you are? Round and
rounded goes things a bit slow on the on the
microphones today.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
Okay, what is it landing on number nine? Yeah, that's
a birthday feast at Munich braw House experienced Munich Browhouse
at Southwarf, Melbourne or the Rock Sydney book online, But
yours is free.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
A nice got a couple of songs No one chose
Brooklyn's Flashback Yesterday.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
It's a few years old. It's Eric Prid's call.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
On the We don't mind this song, but good repetitive.
Speaker 4 (54:50):
Repetitive, But it's a good Friday. But pick up.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
It is a Friday pick up.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Now, no real message there, fun, but what's the mess.
Speaker 4 (55:01):
When you're indeed call on me? What is followed me?
Call on me? Call on me?
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah, I get it. But I heard this song yes day.
I didn't even run it past you, Jack, No, you didn't.
Actually normally would I apologize for Yeah, we cho I
was watching a TV show, cops show, and during the
car chase because the guy that was on the run
from the cops was a gorgeous guy with a gorgeous girl. Yeah,
and they were playing this beautiful people Chris Brown, Benny Banassi.
Speaker 26 (55:31):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
I a great heart.
Speaker 14 (55:35):
Yeah, that's more like a party song.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
I know how to set the scene. Brooklyn's like one
of those girls that shows up at the bend of
that keeps changing the iPhone song every ten minutes. I
hate those.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Chicks, I know.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
I always been like the big scout head on They're like, oh,
have you heard the ex acts? And You're like, I know.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
I was at a boat party in Mikono.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
And sorry, I'm talking about a bender a meriton but anyway, yeah,
here we are changing ye, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
What had my playlist going? The girl bumped me off,
what do you mean girl? That type of girl?
Speaker 2 (56:16):
She lets her play for twenty seconds and then changes changes.
Speaker 5 (56:19):
When she came over and we were like, oh we
were we just started our playlist, she becaues, don't worry,
mine's way better.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
You'll love it. They're also the hoover.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Have you noticed?
Speaker 5 (56:30):
Oh yeah, I couldn't get to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Sorry, she doesn't know, however, you do, No.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
I do. I couldn't get in the bathroom, Kyle. There
was only one bathroom. She was in there the whole time.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, Money's chosen this one. Chris Brown, Benny Benassi, Beautiful
people playing now. Happy birthday, Money, Enjoy, good luck, good luck,
good luck on the weekend end today for your birthday,
have fun money Abe up next, what's it like to
be an MPT in about twenty thirty minutes. It's been
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a while.
Speaker 20 (57:11):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Chris Brown, Benny Benassi, Beautiful people here at kiss Kyle,
Jackie Friday, Sonny and Sydney Toms of thirty degrees Melbourne, cloudy, windy,
still when we're going to stop blowing? Twenty four degrees
in Melbourne. Jackie's got our new things to spinal lease
dot com that you buy and get your spinalies below. Today.
Speaker 5 (57:32):
Everyone you know, yesterday was Freddie Mercury's birthday and we
had such a fun thing along to all the Queen
songs that we know in love and oh are big
songs anyway, And yesterday they also launched a new NFL
Pepsi promo. Now, the reason I bring this up is
because it is tied into Queen. You may remember twenty
years ago Beyond, Brittany and Pink did a big pepsi
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ad in a colisseum and saying we will rock.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
And now they've done a brand new one and this
time is Megan thee Stallion and she is.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
What So they had Brittany, Beyonce and Pink and this
time they've got Meghan the.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
Stallions they do and and she's in She's in the
coliseum watching over as Travis Kels is a gladiator taking
on a tiger.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
So it's it's slightly like it's Travis, but Travis isn't
singing obviously, but he's in the ad and I have
it for you.
Speaker 27 (58:28):
Have a listen, Silas open the gates.
Speaker 28 (58:47):
How don't see a couple of pishes how don't let
hair to stop me?
Speaker 3 (58:50):
How do my fete every time?
Speaker 27 (58:51):
Because I'd know the party of sheers see the pears
shape the dreams, not the peers fight to fight to
make them talk about to Victor.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
For gear, I didn't like her.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
Have you guys got the one from twenty years ago
with Beyonce, Brittany and Pink.
Speaker 3 (59:09):
I want to see how that like ages now?
Speaker 2 (59:11):
A least they all sung, those ladies were this one
was just like yeah we yeah, nothing to anyone?
Speaker 20 (59:17):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (59:17):
Rika Glaciers in it as well?
Speaker 3 (59:19):
Yeah, he was watching on like an emperor, wasn't he? Yeah,
he was in his throne. Oh, let's let's have a
listen to theirs. Because there's Pink.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
You go go body or.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
She's gonna be your someday. You got Lada on your face,
a big disgrace. Can your g in all over there?
Speaker 26 (59:49):
Yeah, young mans, we're gonna pick all the worse.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
Wasn't there?
Speaker 3 (59:57):
But only your face bites gus.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Beyonce got a voice, right.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
What about Pink? She was amazing?
Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Yeah with yours make you you don't man your faces gray,
somebody better put.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Your back in.
Speaker 29 (01:00:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
They should have just played that again the Stallion ones.
I think it's going to have anywhere near the impact.
I like making the Stallion, but she's nowhere near as
big as Brittany Beyonce and Pink No nah putting.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
The wrap in it like you still Yeah, it wasn't
as good.
Speaker 11 (01:00:49):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Anyway, White gay can't rap is that it's a new wrap.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
No one knows the words to it.
Speaker 21 (01:00:55):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Lily Allen on her podcast was talking about the Oasis
reunion that's happening now in the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
The Oasis reunion is bigger than Ben Her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
It is over here.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
No one gives us shit now, even people here are
like wanting to fly over.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
It's very Listen listen at Cooper John's who works How
old are you Cubs?
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Twenty five?
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Coops is one of those flops that loves the music
his dad loves. Yeah, Daddy's us, so his dad and
the brother so Joey and Naddie John's. They're going to
see Oasis and Cooper is one of those kids who
loves what daddy and uncle Joey loves. Is that right?
Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
Incorrect?
Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
I am a grown me and I've made a decisions
for myself.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yesterday you had an Oasis jumper on we forget we're
to get that off.
Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
Represent It's like they did like some limited drop two
years ago, and I bought me and father one for
his birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Well, so they're like mad keen on this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Oh, they are all Oasis stuff, Like, no to me,
I know two Oasis songs and I don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Do you know an Oasis song that you can sing
for US coops?
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
You never want to sing You're.
Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
No fun, never put baby in a corner jacking anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
So these tickets are six thousand pounds right.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Like, this isn't one of them a problem that the
other brother was selling three hundred dollars tickets a year ago.
He was like, that's too much eighty pounds.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Well it was an Oasis, it was just a solo effort.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
So why do you love it? Why do you love
these two pricks so much?
Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
I don't really love them. I just know that it
is big and everyone's talking about it over there. Everyone
wants tickets. They can't get them, even Lily Allen, who
once hooked up with Liam in the Mile High Club.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
This is a story that came out like back in
the day, and then research.
Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Terms that hook up didn't. He did eat.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Precon She said it happened.
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
He was married, so he denied it because he was married,
but she said it happened, and he even asked her
to lie at the time. He's like, you need to
say this didn't happen because I'm married. Anyway, All these
years later, just because Lily had that one time thing
with Liam on the plane, even she is getting hit
(01:03:17):
up by all her friends saying can you get me
tickets to Oasis?
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
And it brought up the topic about when you have
to ask an ex for a favor.
Speaker 19 (01:03:25):
But I really think maybe look in the mirror the
boy he's been six.
Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Thousand thousands going to the Oasis.
Speaker 19 (01:03:31):
If Silver Chad are playing, I'd probably pay ten grand.
Speaker 26 (01:03:33):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
A surprising amount of people have texted me asking me
can I help him get Oasis tickets?
Speaker 19 (01:03:38):
I was like, me, happened? I mean buying on the
It's me again, Hi, It's me from Yonder Year.
Speaker 13 (01:03:56):
How are you just wondering if you had any space
on the gusty West OI, don't worry, We'll.
Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Go through nol Noel, I'm assuming she had this sex
with Liam.
Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
She had the sex with Liam. Yeah, no nol.
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Wow, yeah, that'd be hard. She should tell her girlfriends.
I'm not reading. I can't call fifteen years ago now, yeah,
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
So Jamie Fox, it was a lot of mystery around
his health a couple of years back, when everyone was like, oh,
he did he have a stroke because he took time
off from filming a stroke and it was very well,
he's never come out and said what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
You see, Yeah, I know, but I know, so just
that you know I already know, and that is that
is what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Oh okay, Well there's no need to see his upcoming
show then, because he's doing a whole thing on it
and revealing what actually happened.
Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
In fact, the show is called what had happened was?
That's the name of the show, hasn't That doesn't read well,
that's what I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Think you need the hat in there, because happened is
implying the past tense already.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Sorry, I feel like I'm in a school lesson here
in year eight?
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Don't you reckon?
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Is that fine?
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Tenth of the pro Now, I just know what had
happened was. All you need to say is what happened was?
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
No one thinks she clever. I don't know. Is this
what your friends want to see?
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I've written a book now, you see, So I'm not
just speed.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I'm not even published yet.
Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
No, but that's happening in October.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
So you're do his show both?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Actually no, but I'm talking about his show.
Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
So his show a one man show, all about it,
all about the health stuff, but in a funny way.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Oh, I've given up the ghost he stroked. Sorry, everyone
have a big problem. That is great now in fine form?
Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Good all right? Cooper John's is joining us for a
sports report next.
Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
What for?
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Well, a report on what what's going on?
Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
Ed's big guys, AFL final just started and the rugby
league in.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
The last round of the year. Bro, everyone that loves
these codes, they already know all that you're not telling me.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I think he's telling us stuff. We don't know what, guys.
Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
I've got a pretty good insight into behind the scenes
of finals football, so get ready.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I'm excited about that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
So you're giving us an inside view about what actually
happens during the finals moments?
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Correct?
Speaker 23 (01:06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Okay, what the hell would he know about being in
the finals.
Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Because he's a footballer, He's never.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Been Did you ever get to a final?
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Keeper?
Speaker 10 (01:06:35):
Yes, the team I was in, We were in two
Grand finalss.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Did you run on the field or sit on the
side of the oranges?
Speaker 10 (01:06:41):
I did. I ran on the field when the siren
was blown.
Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
Oh well so at the end of the game, when
the game was over and he ran on, Yes, celebrated
with the boys.
Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
He knows what happens, though knows nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
That's why he works here now. Jaggio FM High.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Team. Yeah, yeah, is Sean in with the sports report?
It's all heating up now, coops, is it's getting hot?
Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
What do we all need to know that we don't know? Well?
Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
The AFL this week, first week of finals, huge stuff.
First of all Sydney Swan's versus g WS tomorrow. Still
going to the game, Jack m Yeah, it's going to
be huge.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
It is going to be it'll be your sellout.
Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
And then tonight huge game Western Bulldogs versus Hawthorne Hawks,
which is big. That's an elimination one.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Who's peag to win that? You know what?
Speaker 10 (01:07:38):
Bulldogs are the favorite. They're a dollar sixty six if
you want to have a crack at that. But it's
really even come fine.
Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Everyone loves the Hawks this year, don't they. They're like
a little smart ass smart alec type of team, Carl.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
You would like them. Yeah, what cheeky type of fessors.
Very cheeky.
Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
They've got a player in there, Jack Innovan. I used
to know hi when I was down in Melbourne. Cheeky,
just loves to roll feathers, loves a good time as well.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
He went to the pub last night, father ryle Feathers. Yeah,
did you see Jack was at the pub last night
And there were reports about him being there because he's
got his big game tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
What's wrong with that? You know, a little booze up
with nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
And then he posted a photo in reply of him
just with a candle next to his bed and a
little tea.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
So he isn't think I love that he is.
Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
He takes a piece out of everyone. And then in
the NRL, this is the last round before finals, so
there's a lot of positions that a lot of teams
fighting to get into the top eight to make finals
for next week. But what I really wanted to get
to guys, just on a little side note was I
was driving home from work yesterday and I stopped to
fill up my car at a BP.
Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Yeah. These are just normal things most people.
Speaker 10 (01:08:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what happened was something really weird.
I pulled in and there was a mister Whippie van
in there filling up.
Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Oh when do you ever see that?
Speaker 10 (01:08:57):
I know, that's what That's what I was coming on
to say. You ever see anything like that? You've never
seen an ice cream truck, not giving out ice creams
or trying to take kids.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
But what kids wear in the.
Speaker 10 (01:09:11):
Lower kids into the back of it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
It'd be like walking into a toilet and seeing Santa
Claus next to you taking a pisce at Westfield.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
You know, that's quite the imagination.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
It's behind the curtains.
Speaker 10 (01:09:22):
Yeah, so I found I went online and I found
a list of things that you never see. You know
they happen, but you just never see it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Interesting. Okay, here we go. I love this sports report. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
First thing is, yeah, not much sport. A crane being
built or taken down.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
You never see it being but you just see them up.
Speaker 10 (01:09:40):
They're always just spontaneously up. You never see them going
up or taken down because you think it takes some
time to get those big boys down.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
You know what I mean, yeah, and we're in the
city all day. You think we'd see it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Well, you see them fall down every now and then.
Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
That's would we just not notice it? Do you think?
Speaker 10 (01:09:55):
No, you notice if a crane has been taken down
in front of you.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I guess so, there'd be a lot of bolts and things.
Speaker 10 (01:10:01):
The second one a seagull in a tree, just sitting there,
just sitting in a tree. You never see them. They're
always down trying to get your chips.
Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
So how many times do you have to get hit
in the head during sport to start thinking about these things?
This is this some sort of public appeal for.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
I thought we were going to find out what the
players do in the dressing room. I thought that's what
we were doing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
One cares about it.
Speaker 10 (01:10:22):
You don't want to know what They're all just naked
and kissing each other. A pregnant Chinese lady.
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
You're right, You're right. I've never seen one.
Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
You never see a pregnant time that sneeze lady.
Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
No, but we know that it happens.
Speaker 10 (01:10:37):
Well they have to, because I have.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Well you'd know if you've seen it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
WHOA I think I just would seem like any other
pregnant lady.
Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
No, I wouldn't and Brune, didn't you have a bit
of an insight as to why they're not pregnant?
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah, when I was working, So this is more with Japan.
Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
When I was working in Japan, it wasn't really the
dumb thing for pregnant ladies to step out because it
was seen as like a little bit shameful in a
way because it means that you would have had intercourse recently.
Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
God wow, this cultural.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
So they hide away until the babies.
Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Okay, So pregnant Chinese woman.
Speaker 10 (01:11:16):
Japanese for Japanese a goth driving a car.
Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Where it is they're.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Always on because they've gone down the wrong path of life.
Speaker 10 (01:11:27):
Yeah, they're always sitting at the back of the bus
on their own.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Quicksand No, I know right where is quicksand I've.
Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
Never even heard of a place for it. And I
used to always be so terrified I would step on
sand and.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Then just same. I used to watch those old movies
and you just go, that's a bad way to go.
Speaker 10 (01:11:46):
Quicksand Indiana Jones somehow always found himself about to be abducted.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
The rest of us have never stumbled across the quick scene.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
But has anyone found out where quicksand actually exists.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
It a real thing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
It is the thing.
Speaker 13 (01:12:00):
It's primarily found where creeks and rivers flow into the sea,
on the beach at low tide, along river banks or
in rivers everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
So it's not like the movies where you can't get
yourself out of it. You can, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Yeah, it's so wet and diluted with water in depth
that that's what sucks. There's nothing holding.
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Yeah, okay, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
That can happen.
Speaker 10 (01:12:25):
Homeless Indian man.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
There's another thing you never see, right, you never see it.
Speaker 10 (01:12:32):
You just never see it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Right, You're right.
Speaker 10 (01:12:34):
This is my personal favorite. Neighbors bringing in their groceries.
That's another thing I've never I've never seen it. I've
never ever seen my neighbors. It's like they never eat,
you have.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I don't know Jackie when she's not interested, she's very
different to me. I at least I can't happens a
lot here.
Speaker 10 (01:12:58):
Okay, let's see if you're interested in me. Probably not
a fat junkie.
Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Never never, You don't you never see no, probably for
obvious reasons. Rather spend on the on the on the drugs,
they're not spending money.
Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
On the junkie they can be addicted to like weed.
Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
That's not a junkie, is it? Not junkie?
Speaker 10 (01:13:20):
Only meth.
Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
And anything you inject injectables.
Speaker 21 (01:13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
Well, it's good to notice in fact a janetor arriving
at work.
Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
They're always just here.
Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
You never see them arriving with their mop and their sponges.
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Yeah, I never see them really walking the street to
arrive at work.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
I think they're walking the street carrying the trolley with
all the mops. I don't think.
Speaker 10 (01:13:47):
A disabled person coming out of a disabled bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Never. Well, actually we did set it up once here
at the radio where Danny Minogue was in and she
wouldn't go to the toilet, and we always we always
take them to.
Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
The disabled one because it's private, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
The one toilet where you. So we sent and she did.
She said, I don't want to go into that and
I said it's fine, there's no there's no one in
a wheelchair. So we sent her in. And we'd planned
to get all these people in wheelchairs. We had about
fifteen people all lined up in the hallway. So when
Danny Minau came out all dressed. She was horrified that
(01:14:26):
there was fifteen people in the will all fake then
they weren real willies. There were there were fakies.
Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Yeah, and she was more than yeah. She didn't think
it was that funny.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Really, she was angry, not angry.
Speaker 10 (01:14:38):
Rattle one would have been one would have been sufficient
enough to put fifteen a line of people.
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Out there, usually after I've said no one here. The wheelchairs.
Speaker 10 (01:14:49):
A kissing booth in real life you never see it
in a fair. And on top of that, if there
is a kissing booth, someone who's good looking behind the kissing.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
There's always some sort of demonic looking beasts.
Speaker 10 (01:15:00):
I remember watching Revenge of the Nerds as a kid,
and they had like all the hot fraternity girls behind
the kissing.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
You don't see that.
Speaker 10 (01:15:09):
I mean, if you're a good looking girl, you're probably
not going to do that anyway. If you're gonna do
it for money, you'd probably do something else only fans
or something only a police officer eating a donut?
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Yeah, never seen.
Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Do you reckon? You do in America?
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Though? Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
So they actually do have the dunkin Donuts coffee and
dunk Donuts.
Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
Do they eat free at Dunkin Donuts too.
Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
I think they do. Why, that's why.
Speaker 10 (01:15:32):
That's probably why Koala's crossing at the Koala crossing sign?
Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Are they located at a crossing?
Speaker 18 (01:15:41):
What?
Speaker 21 (01:15:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Located the signs? Aren't they a crossing?
Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Not? It is zebra crossing?
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Oh, because the sign says Koala's crossing.
Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Don't they a big yellow sign picture of And.
Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
You never actually see them crossing a road and you slow.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Down, you think koalas never one, not alive one.
Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
I've never seen a dead.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Koala's note across on the signs.
Speaker 10 (01:16:07):
They can't even read. I don't know why they would
put yeah. I think it is for us to let
us know.
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
Yeah, but you never see them anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
There's the concussion again.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
You don't see koalas actually, do you?
Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
No, only at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:16:22):
And they're always sleeping.
Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Yeah, they are getting danger.
Speaker 10 (01:16:25):
That's why no chlamydia.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
We need to protect them.
Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
I think it's the chlamydian killing.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I think so.
Speaker 10 (01:16:32):
Yeah, they riddled with it, those koalas. Chlamydia. That's the
biggest killer, isn't.
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Shouldn't they be vaccinated to kill them? It sends them crazy,
does it? Yeah, the chlamydia sends you crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Oh, I thought it. I only sent humans crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Josh sex sex an STI expert. Where is it?
Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
He's just the bathroom guys that right, must.
Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Have met one of the other staffers. Love is just
getting people in the agging.
Speaker 10 (01:17:01):
I was going to ask you Jack as well. Does
Kitty is Kitty dating?
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Okay? Yeah? Why thirteen?
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
She's about to turn fourteen. Don't go making it more track.
Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Are you saying like fourteen is good to go?
Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
What's for mama?
Speaker 10 (01:17:20):
I know a young I know a young man who
might be around her age. Really, he might be a
couple of years older, but I thought maybe set up
would be.
Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
And who is this young man? What made you think
of Kitty and him together?
Speaker 10 (01:17:31):
Well, it's it's actually the son of Brad Fittler, the
former player and Orange State of Origin.
Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Yes, we were aware of bred Fidler.
Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
And what is do you think his son is?
Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Express interest?
Speaker 10 (01:17:42):
He's about sick? No, No, he has express interest. I
was just sitting there and I was thinking about it
the other day. I was like, Oh, that that'd be
a nice couple.
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Show me two families, two families again, that concussion. Oh
he's a strapping young lads.
Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
Lovely imagine that two big families getting together.
Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
The Christmases would be great.
Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
You put them together and if all goes well, yep,
she could end up a kiddy fiddler.
Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Oh my god. So that's what I was all about.
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
The pump slid worth, every agonizing moment.
Speaker 23 (01:18:18):
It was.
Speaker 10 (01:18:20):
I built all the way up just to just to
throw that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Only all of the all of the all the all
the pre come that you did with all the football
and the AFL, all of that led up to the
kiddy filling.
Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
How's the train of thought when you came up with
that one?
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Yeah, it was all stuck, but started with the ice cream.
Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Start in your brain.
Speaker 10 (01:18:39):
We started my first concussion years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
That's the sports.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Thank you, kud It was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Ten thousand dollars pop quiz. You want to win the
money ring right now to have a go on thirteen.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Ellen, Jackie os ten thousand dollars pup quiz, pup quiz.
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah, you can join menu and Colin Fast needs that
all new season of MKR don't miss it everyone. Starting
Monday night seven point thirty on Channel seven and seven plus.
Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Jack is going to play from the Central Coast.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Hey, Jack, good morning?
Speaker 22 (01:19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (01:19:11):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
You go good? Okay you are how's life on the
Central coast?
Speaker 20 (01:19:17):
Hey, life's always good on the Central coast?
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Yeah? Bad? Which part of the central coast? So we're
talking central coast of New South Wales. Where exactly are
you terrible?
Speaker 20 (01:19:27):
So back bang in the middle of paradise?
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Yeah it is lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Then what do you what need the money for? Jack?
Speaker 20 (01:19:34):
Well, someone's coming up needing your surfboard and j K,
we'll get ten new surfboards.
Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
So well, let's me a young strap and lad sounds
like really together surfing, living his best life.
Speaker 25 (01:19:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Okay, We've got a series of questions everyone, you get right,
you get a hundred dollars, you get all ten? Right,
ten grand? Sixty seconds to nail it. Okay, here we go,
good luck.
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Question number one.
Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
A Free Britney was a movement in support of which
celebrity which zoo is owned by the Irwin family. Yes,
RuPaul presents the TV show RuPaul's Drag. What Pepper Middleton
is the younger sister of which royal family member.
Speaker 20 (01:20:18):
Middleton?
Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Rue or false?
Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Katie Perry and Orlando Bloom are married false complete the
name of this twenty twenty Ava Macsong Sweet.
Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
But what oh Sweet Burder Psycho Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Which actors played twins in the movie The Parent Trap
who just announced a new podcast called toc Tour. Would
you as Wrapper owns the death Row record label.
Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Stop Ray Nope? What drink is.
Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Traditionally sprayed at a sporting podium ceremony?
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Champagne?
Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Yeah, let's go back to RuPaul's drag what great?
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
And the Top Tour Hey you too?
Speaker 21 (01:21:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
No, no, that was the hoc Tour girl.
Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Remember the girl?
Speaker 20 (01:21:09):
Oh that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Fit on that thing? Jackie, can't do it. Eight hundred dollars,
my friend, that's nearly one surfboard. Maybe the phone work
and came up. And the other one who owns death
Row Records snoop Dog currently owns death Row Records. Thanks
for very Yeah, you're welcome playing the diary coming up next, everyone,
(01:21:36):
another ticket before you kick it? Another of Golden Old
we met her yesterday, desperately wants all of her children
and grandchildren's name tattooed all up and down her arm.
That's what you want when you're seventy plus.
Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
And what's in my mouth? A thousand bucks cash thanks
to Love Honey is on the way as well.
Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Yeah, and we'll meet an amputee and find out what's
it like to be an amputee. JACKI, you don't need
to be in tears. What's wrong now?
Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
I've robbed my eye.
Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
It's it's not upsetting.
Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
I don't know what's what was on my finger, but
it's stinging now my eye. Maybe it's the salt from
the almonds or something.
Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
It's probably that.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Just wash the eye out with some water.
Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Yeah, but I've got a scar and makeup. But you
know that's a last resort, is your own problems. Are
you ready to roll the diary? Yeah, the best bits
that happen on an air, on the air and off
the air.
Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
For this week, let's roll it in turn.
Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Peep here we can, dear Diary. It's been a big
week on the Kyle and Jackie I showed. You might
have seen the headlines floating around the New Years about
Kyle and David Welliams from a Little Britain having a fight.
Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Live on the air.
Speaker 20 (01:22:39):
Just a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Just give us ten seconds, Just give us ten see
if you can shut off.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Seconds.
Speaker 26 (01:22:51):
Okay, okay from now?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Okay, ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Make ten naked. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
See.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Everyone thinks that Kyle and David hated each other, but
this is what you didn't hear off the air.
Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
They both loved it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Like love.
Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Jackie's releasing her memoir next month. It's called The Whole Truth,
and she's releasing an audible version.
Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Kyle never did an audio book.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Of his twenty twelve memoir Scandalands so locky. The gig
wanted to audition for the role.
Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
So it's amounting you having sex with a prostitute.
Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Fun so we're ready, yeplight.
Speaker 17 (01:23:44):
Like and so I was playing for.
Speaker 26 (01:23:45):
Six, so that I was strange, environed. I'm sorry, say
stuff funny, Okay, sorry, start again the organiz sorry, everyone
be quiet.
Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Is lucky. My concerns that I was.
Speaker 26 (01:24:06):
Paying for sex and that I was in a strange
environment started to sign when I saw more of her
smoking hod body.
Speaker 7 (01:24:13):
She was a perfect ten.
Speaker 26 (01:24:15):
I couldn't believe I was seconds away from making love
to her and she took off.
Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
I would a list breass.
Speaker 10 (01:24:26):
They were works of pure heart.
Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Oh my god, what are a list breast?
Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
You'll never know.
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
We've got a new segment called Ticket Before you kick
It where Kyle and Jackie O help out our old
listeners to tick those final items off their bucket list.
We met beautiful Pat, she's one hundred years old. She
was telling the guys how different things used to be
for a woman back in the day.
Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Pat, I don't even know how to sew.
Speaker 24 (01:24:56):
Oh, I used to knit sweaters, some seamens jerseys. Can
you get down on the needle, I can make a
fully lined suit?
Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Really, Wow, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
An impressive.
Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Magic.
Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Keith haven't stopped by the studio this week. He's always
such a good sport.
Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
So did you get to a point where you felt
like you were giving yourself more self love?
Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
I'm working on that.
Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
A lot of people say, what is that even mean? Like,
how do you prioritize for my.
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Wife to go to Westfield before I usually roll out
the self love? Do you also hide?
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
You can't be serious for a second? Can you you
know what it's like?
Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Keith kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Carl's son Otot stop by during one of the ad breaks.
His appearance were short, but oh I was so sweet.
Speaker 21 (01:25:50):
Who it is.
Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Here?
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Give us a kiss? Give us a kiss before you.
Speaker 28 (01:25:59):
Go low Hello hyecuty, Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Bye bye. Say goodbyes like someone's auntie says bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
So Kyle is happily married with his beautiful son Oto,
but Jackie dropped a bob shell on air this week.
It turns out that she kind of had the hots
for Carl.
Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Back in the day. One hundred percent. You had that
thing back then, you did. I don't know how I
didn't just jump your bones really like you were hot,
really and you had that thing and I never saw.
Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
It at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
But now when I look back on footage of you
back then, I think he had that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Everyone loves to hear what they used to have.
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
One to day, Jackie, something you might want to know first.
Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Very well.
Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
You've been going so lack because Dad to drive you crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
After two marriages, she still hasn't worked out what men
wants post sex afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Thank you fondling you around.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
We don't want to, but it's not like I'm trying
to get you to go again.
Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
I'm just it's just something I'm playing with, like a
squishy joint.
Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
We love Jackie, but she's the first to admit that
she can have a you know, blonde moment.
Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
I'm really bad with getting jokes and if you tell
me a joke, everyone laughs.
Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I fake laugh and then it takes.
Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Me a minute to get it.
Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Yeah, because I can't get them. Something's missing in my brains.
Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
For example, no matter how hard she tried, Jackie couldn't
connect the dots behind the eight ball, and not in
the good way.
Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
What's a good way? No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Maybe you do know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
I do know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Your journey anyway, Okay, I.
Speaker 10 (01:28:15):
Read an I now know, now I know.
Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I thought he was jizzing in one of our eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
What's they going to do with anything?
Speaker 30 (01:28:27):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
You need to just start hanging around older people so
you get to lingo on that ode.
Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
It's been a big week on the Kyle of Jackie
Eye Show.
Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Side tamp Ellen's Jackie's take it before you kick it.
I want to do. This is a wonderful thing we're
doing for the elderly listeners. And we got a lot
of them, people that are about to kick the bucket.
What they want to do is tick off their bucket
list prior to the bucket being kicked over and life
(01:28:57):
training away forever.
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
We had a one hundred year old go jet boat
riding she loves.
Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
And Sandra has come in because she wants to get
a tattoo of her children and grandchildren.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Hello, Sandra, we spoke to you yesterday. How are you
nice to meet you? Oh, the MIC's son. I'm sorry,
my mistake. Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Hello, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Thanks? Yes, you bought you bought some of your toy
collection in as well.
Speaker 22 (01:29:21):
Yes, only two. I've got about fifty odd or more,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
And you brought a picture of your husband who recently passed.
Speaker 22 (01:29:28):
Yeah, partner.
Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Now, he looks considerably younger than you, Sandra. He is
How old was he when you met him?
Speaker 22 (01:29:36):
When I met him?
Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Yeah? How old were you when you met him? I've
known you.
Speaker 22 (01:29:41):
About twenty years, so take off twenty he.
Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Would have been.
Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
He would have been thirty, you would have been fifty.
Speaker 22 (01:29:48):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Look at you. Look at you getting a little cradle snaw.
Speaker 22 (01:29:53):
You're going to have them younger, Yeah, to keep up
with you.
Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
You know it is it true that a woman's actual
desire increases upon age and a man's sexual desire decreases
with age? Yeah?
Speaker 22 (01:30:07):
I think I could agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah, So you to give yourself a young fella. Yeah,
so you could keep up with your requirements.
Speaker 17 (01:30:15):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 22 (01:30:18):
Like even just gardening, walking, running, swimming.
Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Doing all the things you want to do. He can
keep up with it.
Speaker 22 (01:30:25):
Yeah, yeah, everything.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Oh okay, So I told you it's fine for you
to get a fella twenty years younger.
Speaker 22 (01:30:32):
Oh yeah, it doesn't the older you get it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Yeah, right, because you look old and gross. It gives
a shit how old everyone is? You agree? Yeah, we
got Moses. He's come in from Fourth Gallery Tattoos, very
well respected tattoo joint. Moses has been an artist there
for how long? Moses?
Speaker 10 (01:30:57):
So we've had it open for about eight years?
Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Yeah, and great success. We do it right, it's very
humble man.
Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
And so where we've got how many six names right
that we're going to be tattooing on on Sandra's arm?
Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Does anyone any of the grandchildren miss out? Or if
you put them all on there evenly?
Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
They're all on there.
Speaker 22 (01:31:18):
Yeah, there's three of them sort of for but one
I sort of help them out. So he's classed as
one of my.
Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Oh that's so lovely. And so we're going to start
at the top, are we, Moses?
Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
We will start. How are you going to I don't
mean to be rude, Sandra, but how are you going to?
Don't you need like that's a wrinkling arm. But do
you have to stretch that out?
Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Or how do you do the I did that at home?
Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
You stretched it? Do you have to do? You have
to get that very smooth that skin? Or because the
last thing we want is some bung letter, how do
you work around that?
Speaker 30 (01:31:52):
We've got to be a little bit more careful when
they're a little bit older.
Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Right, Is it like a pelican's beak that you just
give it a stretch or not.
Speaker 30 (01:31:59):
It's a little thinner, so we.
Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Have to not like, yeah you like that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
You don't need to go too deep, too deep?
Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yeah, just nice, a bit of depth, but not too deep,
just nice.
Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Yeah, you go. And what do you like with pain?
Speaker 22 (01:32:18):
Well, we're about to find out.
Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
You've got no idea how this will feel.
Speaker 22 (01:32:23):
I'm thinking it's like getting pricked, scratched oricon scratch.
Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah, it's not the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
I lost my head, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Is this the craziest thing you've ever done, Sandra? Or
are you? Are you a real out there?
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
You a bit of a like I can't see any
other tattoos on you.
Speaker 22 (01:32:40):
No, no, no, I just wanted to do this honestly
before I went to heaven, because then I can sort
of take them with me.
Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
But will it just froden the ground? Or do you
take does the tattoos go with you to heaven? That's
what you've got to ask.
Speaker 22 (01:32:58):
Oh yeah, I'll be a bag of bones, why't I?
Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
It depends what you think your life is like after death?
Are you your human form? Will you be able to
look down at your beautiful artwork on your tattoo or
you're just like air that just swims around.
Speaker 22 (01:33:13):
I'm hoping you can look down. Probably not, but I'm
hoping you can.
Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
But what a wonderful memory for your family? And are
you putting your partner's name on you as well?
Speaker 22 (01:33:24):
I don't know about seven. I might not last that long.
Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Yeah, see how you go with just the sixth?
Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
So it's the it's it's the real grandkids, and then
there's the runaway or whoever you've brought up. Yeah, Jaden,
and he's like your grandchild. That's very beautiful that you've
done that.
Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Well, he's like my real child.
Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Yeah, So Moses are we ready to begin. Yep, okay,
let's see how this goes.
Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Sandra.
Speaker 22 (01:33:51):
A blak machine. Yeah, in case I say word.
Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Yes, yeah, yeah. We just quickly chest the bleak machine.
There you go. It's working good. Okay, fire that basket up, Moses,
let's get good Nana tattooed. It's pretty quiet, is it?
That's all right? That's similar to what I hear sometimes
in Jackie's handbag. I just assume it's the electric.
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Toothbress, right, yeah, I like to keep those teeth clean.
Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Yeah, you'll probably need to come a little.
Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
Lean your arm on that, lean it on the pad.
Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
There we go. Now be careful, watch them wrinkles, stretch
them wrinkles out.
Speaker 11 (01:34:28):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Now do I need to hold you down? Are you
going to jump?
Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
That's allow?
Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
You jumped pretty I when the headphones fell off your head?
Oh yes, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
You might have just any stage, Sandra.
Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
You think it's too much, we'll just stop, just say no, no,
what are the first letters that we're doing?
Speaker 10 (01:34:46):
I will start at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Actually, and what letters are they? It's M I A Meah.
That's a quick one, A quick one.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
Yeah, okay, yes, get this thing cranking.
Speaker 22 (01:34:57):
You're ready.
Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Yeah, I'm ready, you're ready, No, you're right. Just take
it deep.
Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
I don't think I think you'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Here we got five four three, Moses got the Here
we go, it's on?
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Has it started?
Speaker 22 (01:35:13):
Think so?
Speaker 14 (01:35:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
So that's that's good?
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
When you say I think so, maybe you've got it's
that wrinkly you've got no feeling in the skin anymore?
Speaker 22 (01:35:22):
That would be good, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Wouldn't that be one?
Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
What does it feel, CenTra? What are you feeling?
Speaker 22 (01:35:26):
It's just sort of chickling?
Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Is it in a nice way?
Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
It shouldn't hurt too much.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Yeah, well he's a gentleman.
Speaker 22 (01:35:35):
A little bit worse than a nice way.
Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, okay, just bordering on unpleasant, but not bad.
Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Yeah, maybe you should get one.
Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Jackie got a bit deeper than Moses. Yeah no, noa noa.
Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
So the pain out of ten zero point five one?
Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
The pain?
Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 22 (01:35:54):
Three?
Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Two?
Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
Okay, you should get one?
Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
What on earth is she going to get? Doesn't not anyone?
She cares about her life?
Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
A nice flower.
Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Sounds nice, A nice heart? Yeah, maybe on her breast
she can get a heart. Yeah, do you like that?
Girls with Tabooby tattoos or do you think they are
a harlot?
Speaker 22 (01:36:15):
You can't see them, so I don't know why they
do it. I suppose they get in the beach naked.
Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
Day you're right. Have you been to the beach naked topless?
Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Yeah? Topless recently?
Speaker 22 (01:36:25):
Or oh no, A bit old for that now? Oh yeah, Bondai.
Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
I used to get down with you titties out of Bondai.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
What are you? Were we up to?
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Have we done?
Speaker 21 (01:36:34):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
We have done one bit of the m Oh yeah,
you got a long way to go.
Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
It's it's what I thought it would be.
Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Torture.
Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
No, it's fine, Yeah, it is fine. Moses. What's the
weirdest thing you've ever tattooed on someone?
Speaker 30 (01:36:54):
I haven't really tattooed anything too weird, but I have
I think maybe put someone off that I made a mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
You don't want to make a mistake in your job.
Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
Oh?
Speaker 30 (01:37:08):
When I first started, I think you there was like
a trend that was going around which was like the
perspective of Jesus, where you get Jesus and then his
arm becomes your hand.
Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Yeah, and then what did you How did you muck
that up?
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Put someone else's hand.
Speaker 30 (01:37:23):
I don't eve been tattooing for like four weeks, but
I took it on anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Yeah, that's a big challenge new tattoo it.
Speaker 30 (01:37:29):
So I noticed that he was a little bit annoyed
at the end because it was like ten hours in.
Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
But you're such a big unit.
Speaker 30 (01:37:36):
He was too tetrified to say, you know, with someone
like doesn't like their tattoo, when they ask you if
you like it, and did you go really?
Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
I just said, yeah, I love it, I.
Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Love it, yeah, and then the best things I've ever done.
A couple of weeks later, he started complaining about it late.
Now you can only complain on the day. Then it's
your problem, right.
Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
But he paid her already, so we were good, fair enough,
or we're going to continue on. You can do this
off air as we continue with the tats. But coming
up next we're going to do what's in my mouth
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Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
That shit, Sandra, the love Honey stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
They're like sex toys lingerie, not their brand, but.
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Yet yeah, oh you've gone the cheaper Chinese shit. Probably
that shit doesn't last as a jack. He's got a
bucket full of those things that have blown that. Trees
have been blown up, and everything no good.
Speaker 22 (01:38:31):
You'd imagine, I magine getting liquidcuted or something.
Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Well, I haven't had that, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
I once found a very old sex toy at my
step grandmother's place. It plugged into the war and it
looked more like a sewing machine or some actual penetration machine,
and I was quite surprised. Do you remember those back
around in the day. You'd plug him into the war
(01:39:00):
all like a vacuum.
Speaker 22 (01:39:01):
Oh, Electricia, you want, Yeah, that would be zappy. I
mean you could get Jack with that.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
I'll see if I can get it out of story
and give it to you. Give me twenty and see
see what's what? Yep?
Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Great?
Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Back more with Sandra. She's in the middle of ticket
before you kick it. This morning, its Jaggie O. What's
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Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Okay, Luke is gonna be first. Start.
Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
Have you just found out what you're popping in here?
How is it?
Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
She's a beauty?
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
You know what's good about you? You shove anything in there?
Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
I will, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
It's like it's like a bloody lucky dip. She never
knows what she's shoving there, but she's a good egg.
Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Okay, playing first is Luke? Good morning, Luke. Morning. Guys
are first in line, which is harder but better than
being thirteenth in line. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 20 (01:40:20):
Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
You give Luke a nice clear pop it in there, Jackie.
Let's listen to everyone.
Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
It's I personally need to have more inchs than most.
You personally need more inches than most. It's out of
the mouth, and in case you didn't get.
Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
It, you personally need more inches than most.
Speaker 29 (01:40:47):
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
TV remote, TV remote A good one though, but no, sorry,
you're out. Moving on. Next in line number two, Tom, Hey, Tom,
good morning, good morning, good morning. A clue for Tom, please, Jackie?
Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
So inconvenient when it goes flashed. Hey, it's so inconvenient
when it goes flashed.
Speaker 20 (01:41:13):
Right, Okay, what's that last word?
Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Flattened, flaccid, flaccid like soft.
Speaker 20 (01:41:21):
So inconvenient when it goes splattered.
Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Yeah, when it goes flacid, flaccid like when it goes soft.
Speaker 20 (01:41:28):
I'm sorry I didn't hear the first clue.
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
Okay, I need to take more inches than most.
Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
You seem to have forgotten that.
Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Well, he doesn't understand when it's in.
Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
This is the worst possible scenario to be arguing. Finish first,
I'm going to do and argue with you. Okay, give
it a guess.
Speaker 20 (01:41:50):
What do you think inconvenient when it goes splattered? Yes,
I'm going to go.
Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Balloon balloon Jackie? Is that right? Sorry?
Speaker 20 (01:42:01):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
Yeah? Send him out of dictionary. Angela's next, our ladies
in line. Good morning Angela, Good morning a. Welcome to
the game. If you played the game.
Speaker 12 (01:42:12):
Before, no, I have not, but I've always played like
while listening.
Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
All right, right, right, okay, a clue for Angela, please,
jack lo mountage so close to the rim, I swear
I could touch.
Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
It with my tongue.
Speaker 19 (01:42:25):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 21 (01:42:31):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Water bottle? A water bottle jacket? It's not. Thanks for
guessing going through this train of people. Hi, Harvey, Hey,
how are you. Here's a clue for you, Harvey. Good luck.
Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
If you look at where this attaches to the body,
you'll see nuts right.
Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
Next to way.
Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Great clue, Harvey. If you look at where this is
attached to the body, you will see nuts right next
to it. What on earth's in Jackie's mouth?
Speaker 21 (01:43:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Is this like sign a phone jacket? No need to
last at people. People are trying very hardier, Christine. Hi, Hey,
hey Christine, another clue.
Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
Look, most girls have one on stand? Why ready to go?
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
It goes if one goes fluttered, We've got another backup.
Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
God ween, did not? I wasn't. I wasn't aware of that, Christine?
What's his mouth?
Speaker 7 (01:43:40):
Got a tape measure?
Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
A tape measure? No? But have all got multiple tape
measures laying around next in line? Thank you? Christine? Is Dave? Hi, Dave,
good morning, you're in Newcastle. How's life in Newcastle this morning?
Speaker 22 (01:43:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 31 (01:43:57):
Well the workshop?
Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Yeah? Good man? Okay, a clue for Dave.
Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Jackie I wanted to have a good year show. I
copped for it once?
Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
What happened?
Speaker 21 (01:44:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
I wanted to have a good year?
Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
I cop for it once for good?
Speaker 22 (01:44:15):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
Was that so proud?
Speaker 31 (01:44:22):
And you always carry it next to really?
Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Oh yeah, I got one on standby read.
Speaker 31 (01:44:28):
Surprise man, I'm stand by.
Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
So she wanted to have a good year, so you
took forward once for it once?
Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Okay, okay, are you close?
Speaker 31 (01:44:41):
It's it's no, I got that clue.
Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Okay, commit to something four for once? She wanted to
have a good year. Have you got Have you got
the old ecstasies in your mouth?
Speaker 11 (01:45:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
I die the wrong wrong host for that. Moving on
to Shannon, Hi, Shannon, good morning, good morning. Okay, another
clue for Shannon.
Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
I tend to get pretty good traction with them.
Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
I bet you do. I bet you hair straight now,
hair straight? Good traction with that? You took four hair
straighten the as it once? What a year? What are
you think you're Shannon wrong? Let's go to Nadine Sydney. Hey, guys, hey, honey,
(01:45:44):
here's a clue.
Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
You know you should wash your hands after touching this
because you don't know word.
Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Well, you have to, you really have to.
Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
You can almost almost.
Speaker 9 (01:45:57):
I'm going to go with a wheel.
Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
What a wheel? Yeah, well it is right.
Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
I think you have to give that it's a tie,
but yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
That's not that's more than a tie. That is a wheel,
because that's what the rim is. You wanted to have
a good year, goodyear tires. He bought four. He probably
only paid for three. Get one free. They're all doing
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Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
Nice one, thanks Nadine, nice.
Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Work, Honey, Welcome, You're welcome. Well that sid Jackie, you
have to wait for another whole week.
Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
What's it like to be an amputee? Now I know
what that's like because my grandfather only had the one army. Remember,
I wanted to do the hey hey, it's a Saturday
photo where it looked like because he's he had a
no arm from his elbow down, and I wanted to
make it look like he had his whole arm down
my throat so we could win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
On a funny photo section.
Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Oh, he got so angry. My grandfather I lost this
in the war. Yeah, you kids don't know. And I said, oh,
for god, say the arm's already gone. Surely we can
earn a hundred off it.
Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
But no, he said no, No, it was a good idea.
Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
So we have a super fan living in Cans.
Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
Maybe you could finally get that photo. Is he in?
Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
He's on the phone. No, actually he's come in. I
haven't need to be on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Yeah, well, here in our studio. He's in the green
room right now.
Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Someone went to shake his hand. Apparently that's he doesn't
like those sort of humor, so he loves listening to us.
He's a bus driver, he's an amputee, and he's climbed
Everest not once, twice.
Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Yeah I knew that it float your boat.
Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Oh my god. Did he get to the top.
Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
He went to the top of Everest.
Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
I haven't actually asked about the top, but if you
say you've climbed Everest twice, you've climbed it twice. A
bus driver in Cans and he blasts this show to
anyone that's on that bus. And if they don't like it.
There's the footpath, bitch off you get?
Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
I think there should have been. What's it like to
climb Evereste?
Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Only you care about mountaineers. The rest of us could
give a shit about a mountaineer.
Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
I don't think you realize how dangerous it is in.
Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
My whole life climbing a mountain. Big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
Well, you need to watch the movie everest to run.
Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
Thank you? No, thank you. That sounds like borings show.
Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
Ever, it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
How often have you watched the dumb show?
Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
It's a it's a movie and I've seen it three
four times now, four times.
Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
Yeah, I love it. Such a good movie.
Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
What's going on in there, Brooklyn?
Speaker 4 (01:48:46):
Sandra's getting a tattoo?
Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
Oh that's right. We put her in your room because
we found her a bit annoying. Yeah, plus that bloody
vildeo sound the whole time.
Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Sandra, how's it going? Just steal out?
Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
Oh I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
See yeah fine, it's hard to hold the conversation. How
many names are were up to on the arm.
Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
How many names have you done?
Speaker 20 (01:49:13):
Four and a half?
Speaker 17 (01:49:14):
Four and a half.
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Yeah, fascinating anyway, the armless mountaineer bus driver. Next, here
are kids Kyle and Jackie.
Speaker 20 (01:49:26):
Ohs.
Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
What's it like to be an ampute Okay, we met
this bloke. He lives in Cans. He is an amputee
missing one arm, has climbed Mount Everest twice. Bring him in, everyone,
ladies and gentlemen from Cans. Poor hockey. My friend, take
a seat.
Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Jump in the chair them man, Jump in the chair.
How are you help him with his head? The guy's
got one arm. Thing. Sit down, bro? How are you mate?
Breaking here? Take your seat, Take your seat. I like
to buy friends. I brought you some stuff now. Someone
told me that you and I met about thirty five
years ago when I was working in Cans driving the
prize cars, handing out ice cold chocolate. Break that yeah,
(01:50:12):
a secret.
Speaker 17 (01:50:13):
I've been aware of you since the early nineties. Mate,
you were captain carle up and Cans.
Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
That's right.
Speaker 17 (01:50:18):
And mate, I'm not sure, but you used to walk
around just to Superman occasionally.
Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
I think he did. I've seen a photo of that.
Speaker 17 (01:50:24):
I had the K on the front, glamorous in the flesh.
Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Stuff for you. You give that to them.
Speaker 17 (01:50:33):
There's a lot of a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
So nice of you to bring in gibs. You didn't
want to do that.
Speaker 7 (01:50:37):
Hang on there the wrong sort.
Speaker 2 (01:50:38):
Of He's got a special sort of arm.
Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
But look, look that's mine shapes, you know. Carl loves
and chicken and kick cats. Oh, you know exactly what
we love you pull a.
Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
Hand grenade out now, Yeah, God, almonds, you really do
know us?
Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Got now? Oh, bring the snakes over, bro, come seat.
I put him in the.
Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
Chair so we can listen to you. Because you know, Paul,
you're not only an MPTE. You lost your right hand.
I'm assuming you are right handed.
Speaker 17 (01:51:15):
In the beginning, I think that lost the arm as well.
Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
How did you lose it?
Speaker 17 (01:51:19):
Actually, you'll probably like this, Jackie, Yeah, because I know
you're into spiritual stuff and I don't know what it means.
It probably doesn't mean anything. Maybe Georgiana Walk can help
us out down. I lost my arm as a three
week old baby. Are you born with cancer in the arm?
Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Right?
Speaker 17 (01:51:34):
Lucky to live at that point, But check this out.
There's a thing, Jackie you'll like. Forty two years and
forty two days later, at seven forty two am, I
stood on the summit of Everest in minus forty two degrees,
picked up three handfuls of some rockstoction off for kids
cancer research. Came home and counted him and they were
forty two.
Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Wow, what did you pick up?
Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
Sorry, you didn't realize there was a lot of forty
two's in that sense.
Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
No, I totally got the forty two.
Speaker 2 (01:51:59):
But what did you pick up?
Speaker 17 (01:52:00):
Three summit rocks? Summit rock, handful of summer rocks?
Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Yeah, that's from Is that from the top of the mountain?
Speaker 17 (01:52:05):
And I'll do this again for Jackie. I know which's like.
Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
It takes me while to connect the dots. So you
picked up from the day I lost my arm yep, oh,
I know the timing, got it?
Speaker 17 (01:52:13):
Yes, Forty days later, seven forty two am stood on
the summit minus forty two degrees, picked up a handful
of Summit rocks, came home and counted them. They were
forty two.
Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
Oh, Mike, what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
Have you looked into the number forty two?
Speaker 17 (01:52:23):
I've heard all the stuff about the book The Hitchhiker's
Gude to the Galaxy and forty two is magic number,
but I haven't read that.
Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Well, Well, what happens?
Speaker 17 (01:52:30):
I was in base camp will board after the climb.
We figured it out. And one guy I said, have
you read the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
I know it's a really famous book.
Speaker 17 (01:52:38):
And there's a thing in the book. It's like, what's
the meaning of life, the universe and everything? Yeah, and
the answer is forty two But they don't know the question.
See apparently blood blood lives for forty two days. If
you wow, wow, Yeah, there's all the stuff. I don't
know what it means.
Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
Probably, So has anything happened to you since then?
Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
It's been No.
Speaker 17 (01:52:57):
I've been cancer free my whole life. I've been healthy.
I've done heaps of stuff. I just I like to
think I'm a bit like a one armed Kyle.
Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:53:06):
I love that he's got all the money and ever amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
I didn't have money at the beginning. Things were tough, mate.
Speaker 17 (01:53:12):
You look at you Look where you are now? Yeah,
look at that view in those early ninety days.
Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Yeah, did you get to the top? Well you did
you go to top? Did you go to the wars?
Speaker 17 (01:53:21):
So this is Jackie, this is what happens, and this
is why I'm here. A lot of people say to me, oh,
what did you go to base camp? I was I
was see, no one's ever heard of me.
Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
They assuming you only got the base camp because of
the one.
Speaker 14 (01:53:33):
Arm, because a lot of people just do that because
that in itself, you're doing it because of the one arm.
Speaker 17 (01:53:39):
I'll tell you what's interesting, Jackie. A lot of books
that you see about Everest is like, oh, my Climb
of Everest, And you read the book and it turns
out they didn't even go to the summit. They just
went to Camp one. Till you turn around, I was, actually,
I'm not trying to big note myself. I'm sixty one.
No one's ever heard of me. But the thing is
I was the first person, literally in the world with
a disability so called, to climb the north face around
(01:54:00):
Everest to the summer. I know you're fascinated by Into
Thin Air and Everest the movie, like Everest the movie.
For example, the guy that trained me how to climb
was in that Everest movie. He was played by which
one was played by Sam Worthington. Guy caughtter from this
z Yeah yeah, and is it really good?
Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
The New Zealanders right at the every stuff and.
Speaker 17 (01:54:20):
And Georgie Sherpa in the movie. Do you remember the
line where the guy goes to you're speaking English. He goes, oh,
better than you, mister America. Yeah, well that's the reeling, George.
I climbed before I went to Everest. I climbed back
in cagu In the in South America with him, seven
thousand meters no oxygen.
Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
What's the thrill of climbing up the mountain? Mate, Look
some of the achievement, what.
Speaker 17 (01:54:40):
Is it, mate, I'm a motivational speaker, I'm a mountaineer,
and all this sort of bullshit. Mate, the biggest wankers
I've ever met a climbers, you know, Yeah, sorry Jackie,
but he's on Jackie's side of things. Look, if you've
climbed to the summit of Everest, you've you've really used
my mind, body and spirit with everything you've got to
get that's the appeal. I neally on the way down.
I had pulmonary redeemer, I lost twenty kilos, I had frostbite,
(01:55:05):
and I was written off for dead. Yeah yeah, two
other climbers died up there, and.
Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
You know I made it.
Speaker 17 (01:55:12):
But this is the whole point of why I'm here.
I'm not going to lie you guys. I'm huge fans
of you.
Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
Guys. You play us in the bus and cans that.
Speaker 17 (01:55:19):
Made my coach driver. I'm driving on the coach. I
don't know how long ago, six months ago when you
two were talking about can one guys route and you
hold yourself up and Jackie was talking to my surprise
about Everest Yes, and I was like wow. And then
Jackie had this speaking thing going, and I was going
(01:55:41):
to contact you and reach out and go, hey, you know,
can I get a gig? Because you know, at sixty one,
I've got no money?
Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Is this the best? This event where they brought Gwyneth
Paltrow over the beginning?
Speaker 17 (01:55:50):
I was going to reach out to Jackie because what
I'm trying to do. People have been trying to get
me to write a book for years. I've never done
it because you're right handed, mate. It's just because I
just think, look, no, you've got a book, Jackie's got
a book.
Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Everyone's got it.
Speaker 17 (01:56:04):
Mate. Every time I go to the airport and I
see people's books and their faces on them, I just think, Wow,
what a bunch of wanker is?
Speaker 11 (01:56:08):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
That's what I think?
Speaker 17 (01:56:10):
And I sort of think to myself, is your face
on yours?
Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Jackie?
Speaker 6 (01:56:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:56:13):
But see, Jackie, you've written a book. In some ways, Kyle,
you probably regret writing yours. Now what will happen in
You're so young, Jackie, But in ten fifteen years from now,
you'll probably be a completely different person and you look
back at that book and go, shit, she didn't write that.
But see, I'm sixty one, nearly sixty two.
Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
You've got no regrets. You put everything in there.
Speaker 17 (01:56:32):
Well, mate, this is it. If I don't write that book,
it's not going to get written.
Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
Ring.
Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
Who's your publisher, Jackie A Penguin?
Speaker 17 (01:56:38):
Yeah, that's why I'm here, Bro, That's why i'm here.
Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Can you Ring Penguin and Jackie can use the power
of being the number one weight Watchers book at the moment?
Can you use that power? It's on the press.
Speaker 17 (01:56:47):
I've got some good stories, and I think you guys
are like them.
Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
I think you're right. I'd love to read your book. Mate.
Speaker 17 (01:56:51):
My stomping ground was King's Cross back in the day
before John, mate, before John, and I mean that was
when Abe Saffron and friend Yeah yeah, met and I
was a bowser jockey at the garage and King's Cross
and we used to get all the double Bay people
in there from from one side. Mate Marsh used to
come in with DEMI. I don't know if you'd remember me.
Maybe you can ask her one day.
Speaker 2 (01:57:11):
Just do you remember the one armed guy the same Yeah,
I was like.
Speaker 17 (01:57:13):
A skinny, surfy looking guy with long blonde hair. Jemmy
used to be with her in the car and tell
me and heard that yeah, and and and John Laws
and Kerry pack He used to come in there and
back me out. I used to wear these tight little
shorts because in cans in high school, the tied of
the shorts, the cool.
Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
Of the dude. Them scoops on scoops, mate, they were scoops.
Speaker 17 (01:57:37):
I came to Sydney, right and one on the scoops. Well,
I'm in the scoops in Sydney, pup on the Gasney
kings Cross. And I was just this gay magna right
and not gay, no, mate, not gay? Hey love the gays.
I mean, I don't. I don't care if people people
could be in anything, I don't care. But the thing
is Kerry Packard come in there. You know, I didn't
know who he was. Apparently richest man in Australian it'd
(01:57:59):
give me the he give me ship, get some decent
pants on Son.
Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
It's just rude.
Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Oh yeah, they were very you don't know, the scoops checking.
They were very tired, and they had like a little
like a little skull up on.
Speaker 17 (01:58:12):
The store and and the thing in high school. Some
of the boys, I'm pretty sure roll up a sock
or something and sticky.
Speaker 5 (01:58:17):
Yeah, well they do that on you know Calvin Klein
underwear model shoots.
Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
They do well people mountaineer Calvin.
Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
Apparently what they do is they get bread and then
they mold it the bread.
Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
Yeah, it sounds too much of an actually give me
an idea.
Speaker 17 (01:58:37):
Yeah, but you know he used to give me ship
on the driveway and he'd get some decent shorts Son.
And he was a nice guy. And one day he
said to me, why are you're working here? You know,
don't you're losing? Get out of you?
Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
I mean, and I didn't.
Speaker 17 (01:58:46):
I didn't even know who he was, but you know
it was Kerry Packer. Stories like that, And so you are.
Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
You travel around doing motivational speaking. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:58:54):
Look, I'm trying to say this without sounding like I'm
trying to be some humble hero when I'm not. I
do motivational talks. When people reach out, I've got a website.
Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
What is the website.
Speaker 17 (01:59:06):
It's paulhockey dot com. Now Paul hockey dot com will
go to my email I do. I do speaking for
people who reach out, but I don't market myself. So
no one's ever heard of me. Why don't you market
your well? You think that's why I'm here.
Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
You're not a show.
Speaker 17 (01:59:19):
I'm not a show, pony mate. I just look, mate,
I'm not trying to sound I'm just going to be real.
I actually really do believe I've admired Jackie because a
lot of things Jackie says resonate with me in terms
of we get love. You know, it's all about love.
It's all about loving and being loved. I've got three
amazing children who are just my world. All different mothers,
(01:59:41):
no mate, same mother, but my kids are just my world,
you know, And to me, that's that's true success to me.
You know, money doesn't rock my boat at all. Sorry
about the way I'm dressed. I've just I've just come
back from two months overseas and the reason I'm bringing
this up is this is how I roll. I never
have a plan, plan.
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
To have no plan. That's my plan.
Speaker 17 (02:00:02):
Brothers the wind yeah made on when you made Steve Price,
if you're out there piles my man too funny story
about But anyway, Yeah, so I've just been in Japan
for a month time end.
Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
For a month.
Speaker 17 (02:00:17):
I traveled with that pack and you're looking at it
and these clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
That's it and that's it.
Speaker 17 (02:00:21):
Yeah, And I made the snap decision to do that trip.
About I retired. I just I just rang up my
bos and said, look, I'm out. I just see how
much notice you want? She said a month, and we
don't want you to go. And I said, well, what
were you doing? I was driving a coach.
Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
Oh, yeah, of course.
Speaker 17 (02:00:37):
And as I was driving the coach listening to you
guys and I I've listened to every show you've ever done,
literally on the podcast and the six o'clock it's live
and everything. But well, I've learned a lot from your
show with your guests and your interviews, and you've got
an amazing show. You read your true diversity. You're not
like these left wing you know tosses out there. Well,
(02:00:58):
we've got the pretended diverse.
Speaker 2 (02:01:00):
He's a little left over there in the Paul you.
Speaker 17 (02:01:03):
Know you're a legend made of her.
Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (02:01:07):
Whereas Bruno is also a bussy boy, though there.
Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
Is there he is in the dark. Turn your light.
What are you doing in there?
Speaker 4 (02:01:13):
Because we had the tattooing happening in here.
Speaker 17 (02:01:15):
Get some light on you. I don't want to see
what you look.
Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
Like then, like yourself Brooklyn sitting in there in a
dark little glass box like some sort of glory hole there.
Turn it down.
Speaker 17 (02:01:30):
Actually in the flesh, God, you're even more pretty in
the flesh than Oh my god, thank you Paul doing
one arm to bloke, pair of sons made. Don't think
you're Russell Crowe, Russell Praye mate, I reached out to him.
Speaker 2 (02:01:42):
Yeah he's a good fella.
Speaker 17 (02:01:44):
Well, if you're listening, Russell, like, did you not ring back?
I tried to get some help years ago through some
so called celebrities and the top end of town is
in Australia. Couldn't raise one dollar, mate, sapeless. See the
thing is ever, it's like it's expensive.
Speaker 3 (02:01:59):
Yeah, I know, it's so expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
Where's the coast.
Speaker 17 (02:02:03):
Because you've got to have all your rum It's like
back in the day and this is like Helen go
Jackie twenty years. For me, I climbed Everest, it was
forty thousand American then yeah, yeah, now it's one hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
Yeah, you're going.
Speaker 2 (02:02:15):
To pay the ridge.
Speaker 3 (02:02:16):
It's for the rich, isn't it.
Speaker 17 (02:02:17):
Well, the thing is it sounds like a lot. But
the government of Nepal if you climb the south side,
and that's the side that you normally hear about, or
the government of China if you climb the Tibetan side
like I did from the north, the cheaper on that side.
Or that's why I went to that side. And also well,
a lot of disabled climbers had tried to climb the
north side and.
Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
Can't do it. Couldn't say.
Speaker 17 (02:02:38):
The first person with a disability, Tom Whittaker, he had
half of his right leg missing. He went up, he
went up the north, couldn't make it, So we went
up the.
Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
South half a right leg that he'd got a whole arm.
Speaker 17 (02:02:48):
Yeah, well he went up the south and he did
make it up that, but he failed on the north.
And a lot of disabled climbers had tried to get
up the north side and they had been able to
do it.
Speaker 2 (02:02:57):
So I thought, how can I How did you do it,
did you? Well?
Speaker 17 (02:03:00):
Everyone, Well, the thing is, I'm not a climber, and
even now I don't call myself one, even though I
climber and everyone, mate, look I've got three black belts.
I don't call myself a martial arts expert either. It's
I get these monikers from other people. But the point
I'm making is with ever see, a lot of family
members that were close to me were dying in a
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very short period of cancer. I lost my Auntie, she
was quite young. Then I lost my stepfather, he was
pretty much my best mate. Then I lost my father.
And this is all in a very short space of time.
Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Said I've got to live life to the full of well.
Speaker 17 (02:03:38):
And then my mother got cancer and that was when
I decided to climb Everest. And the reason I did
it was from the age of eight till about the
age of early thirties, I was Martial arts was my life.
I discovered Bruce Lee when I was about nine.
Speaker 2 (02:03:53):
How great was Bruce Bruce Lee.
Speaker 17 (02:03:55):
Has always been in your heart. He's always made up
for the loss of my right arm. The philosophies of
Bruce Lee are what got me to be able to
ride motorbikes. I was motorcycle career here in Sydney for
two years for a living. Yeah, I still ride bikes.
I've got a bike now, seven fifty Suzuki. I've had
eleven hundred Kaitanas all that. But of course, you know,
the point I'm making is that when when my mother
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got cancer i'd done martial arts, people said, you can't
ride a motorbike. Well I did, I was motorcycle career.
Then they said, oh, you can't teach martial arts. I
taught it for living for a few years, ended up
on the cover a few of these martial arts men.
Speaker 2 (02:04:30):
They're like, oh you can't again, no disabled person, of course,
and climb that side of the mountain, that's right.
Speaker 17 (02:04:36):
And everyone laughed at me and basically said, mate, you
have a you know, you've got a wife and three kids,
which is a pretty cool criticism. I'll take that one
because risking your life climb Nevers is a bit selfish
that situation.
Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
But you do it. You do it, and I did.
Speaker 17 (02:04:48):
But the thing with the blessing of my wife and
my mother, you know. But anyway, before my mother died
of cancer, I wanted to climb Everest in her name
and raise money for kids cancer research, and everyone laughed.
Speaker 2 (02:04:59):
At me, but seems unfair.
Speaker 17 (02:05:02):
Yeah, but you know, how do you climb everest when
you're a one armed person with no experience in you
you're in your thirties and you're smoking like a chimney
and you're a smoker. I used to be drinking like
a fish. You know everything that you shouldn't be gambling,
smoke and drinking love at all or I don't smoke
now because of health. I don't want to know, Nula,
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but still drink like a fish.
Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
Now, what we need to do is if you want
are you still hiring yourself out for the motive? We
haven't got all day here, but yeah, you should do
a book. We will approach a publisher for you. Yeah,
it's definitely worth a meeting because that's a fascinating story.
Speaker 17 (02:05:38):
I really appreciate. And that's what and look, I'll be honest,
that's why I'm here. Love you guys, I'm a big fan,
but still hire you for motivating Paul hockey dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:05:47):
That website. I've written that down.
Speaker 17 (02:05:49):
And look, the thing is, I'm available to do anything
you guys could ever advise me to do.
Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
But I mean in my mind.
Speaker 17 (02:05:54):
When I came on, I thought maybe i'd get some
connections from Jackie or some help, because she's just you know,
had a huge success with her book.
Speaker 2 (02:06:03):
You heard it was number one on the weight Watchers
number one, It's been number one a few things.
Speaker 3 (02:06:08):
I didn't know it was even a list.
Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
All on as a personal project to help get the
book across the line.
Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
Oh yeah, I will. I will talk to Penguin about
that and see if they talk.
Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
You have your assistant talkers.
Speaker 3 (02:06:22):
I talk to them all the time.
Speaker 17 (02:06:23):
I really appreciate that. But someone from the Australian Film
Commission once reached out and said they wanted to make
a movie about my story. Yeah, I never heard from
them again.
Speaker 2 (02:06:32):
I hope. I don't like that. I'll keep I'll keep on.
Speaker 3 (02:06:37):
Also got.
Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
I didn't have any contexts there because I well.
Speaker 17 (02:06:44):
By the way, your book. Three of those need your book.
I don't know how many three of those bought.
Speaker 2 (02:06:49):
You've got three?
Speaker 17 (02:06:51):
Well, I bought one, read about a third of it,
left it on a plane right then I bought another one.
I made them mind borrowed it. They hadn't finished it.
He couldn't find it to buy a third one.
Speaker 3 (02:07:02):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:07:03):
Jackie will take you on as a personal project. I'll
monitor her to make sure she does what she says.
Speaker 3 (02:07:08):
Well, all I can do is pass on with your talk.
But that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (02:07:14):
I'm going to the entrepreneur. You've got lots of businesses
going Jackie.
Speaker 5 (02:07:21):
I'm not taking you on as a client, but I
will talk and to see if they're interested.
Speaker 17 (02:07:28):
You're a fascinating Australian film commissioner.
Speaker 2 (02:07:33):
I end up being that.
Speaker 3 (02:07:34):
No, I'll let them know for sure because your story
is great. Paul, thank you so much for him.
Speaker 2 (02:07:41):
Hi him. Maybe maybe you're a publisher and you want
to get in before the penguins.
Speaker 17 (02:07:47):
I really appreciate talking to you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:07:49):
Thanks for coming in and you both need to be worried.
Speaker 17 (02:07:54):
No, I'm a huge fan and thank you for listening
like the really sincerely, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
Very welcome. What an new see. So many people have
interesting stories.
Speaker 3 (02:08:02):
Yeah, I know, climbing everest twice.
Speaker 5 (02:08:05):
Al Right, guys, we're going to do a round of
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What do you got for us to? Finally?
Speaker 3 (02:08:20):
This is sad.
Speaker 5 (02:08:21):
Robbie Williams Overnight shared that his two dogs died together
on the same night.
Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
What the hell hell night happened?
Speaker 3 (02:08:31):
Yeah, they were around eighteen years of age.
Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
And the little oldies we oldies.
Speaker 3 (02:08:38):
And they died together.
Speaker 2 (02:08:40):
What on earth?
Speaker 3 (02:08:41):
And they were listening to Dancing Queen when it happened.
I don't know if that's enough. They were happy, you know,
how can you not be happy when this song comes on?
It's the happiest song ever.
Speaker 4 (02:08:58):
Left your dogs near the radio humans.
Speaker 5 (02:09:00):
Though, So yeah, well you know, I'm sure they loved it.
But yeah, that's sad. Pupetan Wally, Well that is that
is all sad, but also beautiful.
Speaker 3 (02:09:10):
It is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:09:10):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:09:11):
I think it's actually really beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:09:12):
Dogs go to heaven?
Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
Yeah they do whatever we do. It is they're a soul.
Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
There's like like if you if you hit like a
bunch of bindies with some weed killer, Yeah, do theis
go to heaven.
Speaker 3 (02:09:26):
They don't have a soul, do they?
Speaker 2 (02:09:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:09:29):
Well, it's energy. We're all just energy.
Speaker 4 (02:09:31):
Just be one heaven and dogs and humans would be
there together if they're such a good friend.
Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
What about cows and grasshoppers?
Speaker 5 (02:09:39):
Yeah, yeah, I think anything living grasshopper Yeah that we
all go, yeah, well, what.
Speaker 3 (02:09:45):
Do you think happened?
Speaker 5 (02:09:46):
They're just coming in different forms. What about ferns, well, plants, Yeah,
like they're living, they're.
Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
Living too, so that but you just said bindis don't
have a soul. I think you need to do a
little bit more religious.
Speaker 3 (02:10:01):
I need to he narrow down on my beliefs or
write a document.
Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
I'll find out when we get the help.
Speaker 3 (02:10:08):
We will. Hey, they've listed the worst TV finales of
all time?
Speaker 2 (02:10:11):
Oh yes, what are they?
Speaker 5 (02:10:13):
Seinfeld's in there. That was a ship finale How I
Met Your Mother? I never watched that. I'm assuming How
he Met her was or the reveal was disappointing. Two</