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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kyle Jaki.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jackie, The Kyle and Jackie Show. Hi, morninge Hi guys, morning, Hello, excellent,
it's good.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes, it is so gread to be back home.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
God, you haven't even brushed your hair. You look like
you're a bench.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I thought I looked like effortless.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Wrong, effortless to effortless.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh no, really that bad.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Effortless like homeless in San Diego. Effortless or effortless like
the runway of Milan.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I washed it last night and didn't brush it and
just left it to dry, And I thought, yeah, this
is explains I.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Thought you guys had things like anti frieze and all
this sort of stuff you could.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Need anti frizze.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Wrong again, you you are. You are the definition of
the ad for anti frieze.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah, this is not good, sort of like all wavy
at the bottom, but then at the top of it
we're sticking up.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's skewing. Very brittany today, you know what with the extensions,
how they just look a bit like Raddy at times.
That's me today.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Everyone else that didn't go away for the break was
about that. You guys will look good. No one's lost
one kilo.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I've noticed, Are you not seeing intern Pete.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Peter looks really skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Card Well, hang on, Peter is the only one that
looks odd to me, so odd I would, in fact
think maybe it's not the original Peter. Here's a bit bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It looks like you look different, God of the bed.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
I have gone a bit more clean shape.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's a big mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
And how much weight have you lost?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
I've lost that c two weeks.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
I've been like over a month.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Really, everyone says, no, just stop lying. You've hit the pick.
You've hit the pick. That's fine, No one cares.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
You couldn't afford ozmi. Is that you excuse?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
I'm just saying I'm not taking ocem pic because.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I believe it's not How did you lose so.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Much wet at altitude training air locker which is like
in a chamber and it just literally falls off your.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh that sounds very expensive someone that can't afford to.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, he's getting it for free, getting it for
free because I work on the show here.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh so that mention was probably part of the deal.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
I'm going to send them that audio.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Now, why would they Why would they Why would they
approach someone like Oh, they probably didn't you probably approached them,
didn't you. Now it always reached the desperation when the
staff run around flashing the Kyle and Jackie obads trying
to get freebies. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Look, they did reach out to Pedro first, and I
sort of said, well, he doesn't need.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
To do it.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
I would love the opportunity if that's a case.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
So did Pedro pass it on to you? Order did
you jump on that email? I became a dad, so
I was like, nah, no, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
So Pete, I just passed it on to him.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
I thought he needs it.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Why didn't you pass it on to some of the
bigger girls that could have really done with the help
along in life with one of these change.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I listened to him.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Girls, it's being rude.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm just being honest. Well you could use it too, Yeah,
but well I could pay for my own I'm just saying,
Pete snavels every opportunity off everyone else.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Well, we all know that. You know he is always
doing that to the team. He takes everything first.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
And Peter, what you haven't realized is that the more
weight you lose, and when you cut that beard off,
it really shows how Jeff Goldblum like your ears are.
If you wondered what the largest pair of ears in
the world are, Jeff Goldblum has them on his edge and.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
The other version in primary school I was called was dumbo.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
So was it because they're quite a load. You've got
their brothers.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
For my grandfather who has huge loads. They used to
get pulled and they could see how far they stretched them,
and then they would be longer.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
I've never I've never thought you have weird ears. I
never noticed him.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Have a look at you. Pull that little headphone out.
Let's look and look at that. Look at the links
of that year.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Jesus.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
See, when you are looking hot, that's when people can
focus in on the ear's pete. So it's probably a
good thing into ears. Is that what you're saying. No,
when the rest of you is looking trim and you've
you know, shaved, you look good, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I think without the beer it looks tasty. And then
without the beer, you see, you know, the hectic cults
got growing on his forhet.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Any more weight, though, Peter, do you have a tendency
to do all or nothing so that when you lose
weight you get really skinny.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Speaking, you're still living with the camper chains.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
What are they camp campens? What are they your housemates
us from Taiwan?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yes, they're still there. How's that all going? Is anyone
speaks to you yet?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Or because I don't speak English, so I don't know
sort of where they go be going home?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Halfway house. That's what That's what it feels like to me.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
It is those vibes. Yes, that's okay.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Shout out to one of our listeners who offered me
a home by the way over the weekend and someone
called Shiv.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
And you didn't accept that home and the guy nicknamed
after a jail stabbing implement.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
I don't know, but yeah, that's a sorry he'd heard
your home was I'm like, well, I'm not, but they've
offered a house anyways.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh well you're happy where you are?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, I think so. I think it works. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
And Kyle, you killed a snake before you left the
US in your house.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh that's right. You know. We would finish the show
on that Friday, and there was bags and everything. Everyone
was packing because I had a lot of people at
my house.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah you did, and.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Bruno was carting out bags. So here, no one had
shoes on, the kids running around, everyone's bare foot, inside
bags everywhere, shit everywhere. You know that packing up mentality? Yes,
And Bruno comes back inside from taking some garbage out
and I think I hear him go oh shit. So
I listened and I said, Bruno, you all right? Heard nothing?

(06:11):
And I thought, oh, maybe he's sneezing. Went back to
watching TV. And then he comes flying down the hallway.
There's a snake in the house, like very panicked. For
a man, I thought that was quite high pitched. So
we all got up. Te Can picked up the baby,
and because we had the police guarding us there, I said,
go and get the go and get the sheriff guy.

(06:32):
So I had a mop on this snake, and I thought,
American stance, how bad can they be. We've got the
dangerous snake. We've got the most dangerous snakes. So I've
got the mop and I'm pushing it out and it's
arcing up and trying to strike back, and I'm giving
it a push, pushing it out the door with the broom,
and then the cop comes around the corner and goes, oh, dear,

(06:53):
oh sir, that's a mother e f and rattlesnake that
needs to be killed. And I thought, rattlesnake. That's the
only only dangerous snake in amount. Yeah, so I pulled
the laundry door open. There was like a machete hanging
up in the laundry with all the garden tools. So
I just pulled them sheddy off and sliced its head

(07:15):
off mid lunge and then the copper goes and the
copper goes, Oh dude, that's so down under. I never
seen nothing like that. Man, Man, you you're.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Holding up our reputation.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
And the rest of the snake scraub curled up around
the mop handle, and I just threw it out into
the into the front yard and shut the door and said,
can you take care of that.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I would never be able to cut the head off
a snake. Yeah, well that's very good going. And we
were in that house for days.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, it wasn't. It had slid in from outside. So
whilst Bruno opened the door to take their rubbish out,
see did you see the tail sneaking? Bruno? What did
you see?

Speaker 7 (07:57):
It was the scariest thing.

Speaker 10 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
I just saw the little ale.

Speaker 11 (08:00):
Flicker through the door and I didn't even want to
go back inside to let you guys know. I was
kind of arming and a ring, like is this where
my life goes different?

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Like do I do? I never see you guys, But
I came back.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I thank god, thank God, oh god.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
You know they say Australia is so scary, but honestly,
La has more predators than we have on a daily basis, not.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Just a human beings roaming around, you mean different animals.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
The animals are like sorpions.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Rattlesnakes, coyotes, coyotes stealing human little babies and dogs out
of people's yards, bobcats, mountain lions.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, and it's like bears.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
When Otto was in the backyard, you couldn't let him
go a few steps more than that.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Not up in the hills.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, yeah, because you know, you don't know if for
like coyote or something is going to attempt to take
a little thing, you know, in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
But that audio you played when we were there that
week with some Rock and Rolls, Someone's wife, Tommy Lee's
had the two hour snatch by the coyote.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, yeah, like it's it's it's in your backyard.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
And we heard a few deaths. I think up in
those hills, we heard a couple of those coyote packs
ripping other animals to shreds in the mountains. You heard that, Yeah,
I heard it.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
It sounded like someone was screaming for their life next door.
At first, that's what I thought it was, but then
it was the coyote.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Just tearing someone's beautiful little baby dog apart.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
And then let's not get into West Hollywood predators. Brooklyn
was down there with those gaze or marching around in feathers.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Didn't go out in West Hollywood once, which is the
gay street. But you're married now, I know. Married life
really changes.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Doesn't it. Yeah, it's like having a handbreak and both
tires taking off your vehicle and you just sit in
the driveway pretending to do lapse.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
They just they just live vicariously through me. Now.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, we push you out, like go on, Jackie, find me.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Like go on? Can I?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
She never brings one back. Do you notice she's always
out on that and she comes back starving.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Well, I met the man of my dreams in New York. Hey, Yep,
I met the man.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Hang on. We were in La a week after she
was in New York. No one's heard of.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
This, Yeah, Jackie, I was.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It was.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
We're in New York one night and it was the
night of the solar eclipse.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Something did happen.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
I got the wrong night. And then the second night
where it actually happened. We're on the streets of New
York watching this solar eclipse and it felt so like
a movie.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You know, like a magical moment.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
You're looking up in the sky and you see half
the moon go black and then it kind of comes
back again. Anyway, so after that happened, right in front
of us was a dive bar and we were like,
should we just go in here for a drink? So
we went in and Brooklyn and Damien took their seat
in a booth and I went to the bar to
get them a drink. And at the bar, Oh, that

(11:13):
little black dress and black boots.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, I wasn't slutty, would you. I wouldn't say it
was slutty at all.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
It was not tight. It wasn't tight anyway. So there's
this guy at the bar with a couple of his friends,
and I stand next to him to get a drink
and he turns to me and we start talking.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
And he's the hottest guy in the bar.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
So hot.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
He was hot.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
And it doesn't mean some shitty dive bar in New
York the hottest guy in the bar.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Well that's true in a way because a lot of
those dive bars not as slimpy.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
And anyway, so we get talking and this guy like,
we just start talking for hours. Hours, we were talking, drinks,
We just.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Did our own thing, and the drinks never came.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
No, we ended up getting drinks separately to chat.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Sorry about that, by the way. Sorry, but I knew
they would understand because they're always going, you know, go
talk to that guy, go talk to that guy. And
I never, I never do ever do I I'm like, no, no,
I hate that. Anyway, So we're talking and his friend
is visiting him from out of town and has flown

(12:25):
in to see him. But we were just in our
own little bubble and having the nicest conversation.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Nothing says top bloke like a guy his mate's flown
into seam and then yet he's picked up some hoe
at the bar.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
I was very flattered by that. I got to say.
I was like wow, because I kept giving him an
out like, oh, you should you know, I'm sorry if
I'm hogging you from your friend anyway.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
So he was like really good looking, he was smart.
We had so much in common.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Everything did you have in common with this bloke? Well,
girls say this all the time. We had so much
in common. You ask him to name one thing, they've
got nothing. Yeah, the guy, that's what they had in common.
That's it.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I couldn't name anything on the top of my head anyway.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
So he goes to the bathroom and I quickly go
over to Brooklyn and Damien, this is like, you know,
two and a half, three hours, three hours in Wow,
that's good ban Yeah, And I quickly go over to
them to say, oh, you know, he's so nice, and
they're like, we think we know what he does for
a living because he was wearing this T shirt that
had a cafe written on it, and they're like, he's

(13:31):
a barista at this cafe. And I said, no, he's not.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
They've always got such high expectations, you don't they and
another guy who makes lattes for a living.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I said, no, no, he doesn't do that for a living.
He's already told me what he does. And he's like, well,
he's in politics. He works for Kamala Harris's team.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You go, that's the warning signs here. This guy's a flopped.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
No, he wasn't, Kyle, he wasn't anyway. So he comes
back from the tour and then we're having this conversation
about the differences between Australians and Americans and the things
that we say differently, like how they'll call it a
liquor store and we call it a bottle shop. And
I was explaining to him that a lot of the
time we put an O on the end of everything,

(14:15):
like bottle oh, or if your name is Steve, we
might call you Steve O, Dave O.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Why bring up what regional people do to this high
educated New York fellow.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
We were just laughing about it, and by this point
he already knew that I worked in radio, right And
then he says, wait, He says, is your name Jackie O?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Because you mentioned you put the O on everything.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Well, I don't know, but I said, yeah, I said
it is. How did you know that? And he goes,
I've actually heard of a Jackie O in radio in Australia.
He said, I don't know the show is it? If
I have heard your name before and anyway.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
You know, and some of the commentation much to get
now pants today it takes. It shows how little effort
someone has to make for her to go. The man
of my dreams went so much in common. I told
him we put an on the end of everything. Then
he asked me, hang on, are you Jackie O I've
heard that? Oh yes, he knew, but we were. It

(15:12):
was love. All of this is a coincidence.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Sorry, his job he has to be like extremely careful.
You know, politics is one of those jobs where you
have to be so squeaky clean.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
He's not a politician, but even yeah, but even that
campaign type.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah, but but he you know, he was talking about
that anyway. He then goes to the toilet for a
second time. It was a bit close to the last.
I thought, oh, that's strange, he's going again, and I
go over.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
No, No, he definitely wasn't that type either.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
He wasn't. That's good news.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
And I go back over to Damien and Brooklyn and they're.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Like, Jackie, guess what. Guess what headline has just popped up.
It's the Trump line of us, which one well book.
Brooklyn posted on his socials a picture of us Trump.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I just started kicking off that story.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
As a joke. We were out the front of the
Trump Tower. I don't know Brooklyn posted it. It became
a story about.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Looking all defined how you guys were very supportive.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Of Trump, massive supporters of Trump. And I think the
headline was reading something like Jackie Jackie O's Trump post.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
That's right, I remember that. I loved that was my
favorite post ever of yours.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Anyway, he comes out of the toilet and he just goes,
I've got to go. That was it he had to go.
I think he went and googled me. I'm not joking, and.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
That with the Trump store.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
We we googled my name as a test, and that
was the first thing that popped up was that headline.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I thought, well, best of his nose up front, right,
if he's hitching his boat to the Dodge Ship party
the Lipstick Brigade, better of no one now.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
But it's not like you are a Trump fan like
I apologize for costume.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
The man of my dreams, Brooklyn.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Are you sure he just didn't run out of coke?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
He was not doing coke, Bruno. He wasn't that type.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
That come on to find us the type of what
you did.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You know, what time do you think does the coke?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, maybe he does, but I don't think he does.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
He just doesn't tell us the type you think would
do coke.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
You know, they're like you can tell they're going off
to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
They're like, he wasn't He was barely even drinking.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
This guy like he.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Wasn't boxes and he sat, He sat and spoke to
you for three hours, didn't.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Drink anything, went to the toilet all the time.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
He did drink, He did drink, but not loads. Okay,
and then yeah he went, No, he wasn't doing.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Do you have like drid snot all over the sleeve
of his right jumper called drid snot on that? You
know that that's a dead giveaway too, Coops, you got
any other questions to see whether this bloke's no good?

Speaker 11 (18:18):
He pay for his drinks using rolled up cash?

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Did she used credit cards?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
No? Did not see the credit card.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
I didn't have powder on her?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
No?

Speaker 12 (18:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Listen, well that's going to assume the guy wasn't a drago.
But you think that he thought you were a trump plant?
Or what do you think he thought?

Speaker 7 (18:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I doubted. Surely he's not that paranoid, is he?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
They're all paranoid in the political world.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
I know so close, and she's.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
She's pulled to lose. That's the current situation. So anything
that may make his person lose may have been the
reason you get the hell out of there.

Speaker 13 (18:59):
What do you have to post that, Brookly, God doesn't
even it wasn't even us supporting Trumpy.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
We're just in front of to go without limp risk
that he can't even say, listen, I'm going to smash
you anally, regardless of whether you love Trump or not.
Then he's not worth knowing. Do you agree?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't know if I do agree with that.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Okay, well maybe forget the annal.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Part anyway, Well that's done.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Did you get each other's number?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Oh no, no, it's not like like no, what's the
I mean? No, no, no number, just.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
A simple no.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I understood the first.

Speaker 14 (19:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I don't know whether who needs the seventeen knows and
thes and thes? We got it. So he didn't ask
you didn't ask.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
No, that was it?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
What about what about your socials or this bullshit that
everyone asked for social.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I didn't even know his surname.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, anyway, we're sure you were just caught up in
the eclipse.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
And maybe it's really possible.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Everyone else got any think that any Has anyone done
anything that's remotely interesting in the last two weeks here
on staff? Anyone got anything to share? I was in Melbourne. Yeah, Coops,
you watched the Grand Final?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Correct, had a couple?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Did you enjoy it?

Speaker 7 (20:15):
I can't remember much of it.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
I left a half time, but it.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Was you left the Grand Final leaves at halftime? That's
a promise?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
What what did you leave at halftime?

Speaker 7 (20:28):
The game was done and you.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Know what though, But I at that point, even though
it was such a massive difference in score, I still
felt there's a chance, there's a chance, you know, Yeah,
they've done it before. I can't believe you left.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Even Cooper doesn't give it. I was actually going for
the Lions.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Why got a couple of mates playing them?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
And then why do you go for this one's Jackie?
May we ask because you have a friend that once
fingered herself over some look in that. Yes, that is
so you don't need much of a reason these days.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, you know, it's the little things. But yeah, I've
been to all the games pretty much in the later.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yes, I know we've had to suffer hearing about it
all even though you know nothing. You can't mention in
any of the team members' names. You don't even know
where they eat oranges or mandarins. Enough, you got no idea.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I was listening to this thing on social media, a
rant from a woman about what makes a man a bitch,
and if you're with this guy, then you're with a bitch,
and I wanted to play it with it for you, guys.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I'm so sorry. I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 15 (21:32):
If you and your man are together and you go
to the gas station, right, and it's your car, his car,
I don't give up whose car it is.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (21:38):
If he does not get out and pump the gas
for you, oh my gosh, here's a bitch. If he
makes you get out of the car and pump the gas,
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I don't even care.

Speaker 15 (21:48):
If it's your on car, you hand him your credit card,
I don't care about that. Right fifty to fifty doesn't
bother me. Give him the card he pumps your gas.
If not, he is a bitch.

Speaker 16 (21:57):
Like that is a hill.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
I will always die on.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I agree with that. I don't know about Bruno. Do
you pump your wife's gas? I pumped my missus gas
all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
I like doing it. It feels nice.

Speaker 11 (22:09):
I think from a man's perspective, it's like a nice
thing to do because you ever, this is probably going
a bit far. But do you ever put the pipe
like rested on your penis what the petrol pump?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
The pump?

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (22:25):
Yeah, when you're pumping gas, the vibrations feel so good.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
I've never done that.

Speaker 11 (22:30):
Oh you should try it, just rest it on the head.
And then when you're walking like into pay you're like,
oh man, I feel so mad.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I've never done that.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Okay, so let's put his comments aside.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Anyone anyone doing it just because they want to be nice?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh no?

Speaker 7 (22:47):
And yeah no. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't
be doing it.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, I do it. I don't think my wife's filled
up her car at all since she got pregnant.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Oh my god, I was a good guy.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, I liked it, like to sort of keep an
eye on that, and if I see her cars a
bit low, I'll whip down the servo and pump that up.
Are you doing that for man.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
No, bro, No, I'm all about letting my woman be
herself and do what she likes, you know, be a woman.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
This is the outclause men like you use when it
comes to equality. Yeah, you just think, oh, well, if
you guys want a quality, then I'm not going to
do anything.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
She's an independent woman.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
She can fill up her own tank.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
But isn't it nice like Kyle and have that man
in your life that.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Would do without asking, without being asked to do it.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
That does make a difference.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
That's a big deal.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's like you will have her for the rest of
your life if you do those Hang.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
On a minute, you mean forever. Yeah, I'm going to
stop filling it up then, you know.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
But like when you guys do little things like that,
it's a big deal.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
It makes it like, you know, doing little things without
being asked, because you know, I've been that guy as well.
Where they go would it kill you them to the
disc and I go, oh, for God's sake, I'll be
in every guy. Those guys they're no goods to a
few little nice things here and there. Yes, And you're
not even allowed to bring it up because if you go, yeah,
I filled your car up and they don't. They don't

(24:14):
give you that. Oh my god, think you so like that?
You've just been rough letting them notice it alone.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Does she notice it alone?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Nah? Very rarely. I'll say, you know, you haven't filled
your in car up for two years? Be very economic.
I know I'm feeling it up.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I would think that too if I was teaking. I
don't think i'd notice it unless you pointed it out.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, you're gonna know, you're gonna put you gonna notice her.
You're going to point a few of these things out
to the ladies. Okay, Well thanks, everyone else's most boring
life ever. None of you Alpha you've done nothing. The
geek you you haven't masked about, You've done nothing. All
of you flops nothing.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
No cards.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I have done something. What is it? I've been trying
to survive at home. My mom went to Melbourne and
I don't know how to do anything.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Like nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
What are you struggling with our I.

Speaker 17 (25:00):
Don't know how to use the washing machine, don't use
the dishwasher or cool No.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
When you started here, you'd never boiled a jug and
you've never made toast or an egg.

Speaker 17 (25:10):
Well, I was relying on breakfast, and my mom didn't
buy me cocoa pops, so I never got to eat
anything too.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Oh my god. Do you know how to make toast?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (25:19):
But the bread was frozen, so I didn't know what
to do.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I just took forever.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
You know, it doesn't actually you just put the frozen
toast in the toaster.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh, I never thought about it. Would you go to Melbourne?
What's she doing down there?

Speaker 17 (25:33):
My sister's birthday. She's out with the girls and stuff
and my dad.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
So she's just gone for the week or the weekend
or something.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yeah, like four days. That's a long time.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I feel like someone needs to come over and show
you the ropes in life, like just with the basics.
You know, a washing machine, a dishwasher, how to cook toast?

Speaker 17 (25:51):
Yeah, my dad thinks I won't even last one week
by myself.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
You wouldn't at this rate.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Okay, Actually, right about.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Locking the geek? Have you? What have you been up to, Lucky?
You've been very.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Quiet, well on Saturday, like a.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Lizzie hanging down for a fringe this morning? Whatever the
hell's going on with that fringe? You need? It needs
a major attentions.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah, you know, like that, but the cartoons where they've
got that really obvious curl.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Melon looking curl looking come. Sorry, yeah, it's already been
up to Lucky.

Speaker 12 (26:19):
So on Saturday I was out with the Kiss Straight
team basically.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Anything not boring, anything that's not that we don't see.
I don't give a ship that you're out with the
kids team. You got anything good? Well, you know, fun.
That was one of the greatest days of my life.

Speaker 12 (26:36):
It was fun engaging with all of the AFL fans
and Colin with Jackie O fans.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't care about those people. I only care about
fun things that I'm interested in.

Speaker 12 (26:49):
Alright, Sorry to disappoint you, Kyle.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
So is that is that he's done nothing else? Is
that what I'm saying?

Speaker 12 (27:01):
Well, I was obviously busy doing that stuff, So no,
I didn't really do anything else.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Peter and Natalie ol To singles on the team and Coops.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Be actually, by the way, he's single as well. Lucky.

Speaker 18 (27:15):
I actually deactivated my hinge because I came across one
of Lockey's friends and Locke was in the picture and
that was it for me.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
I was like, is this what I've got?

Speaker 18 (27:26):
Seriously, I've so many times, and I think I've run
out of people.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Your little hat.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh yeah, I used that.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
No, it worked, but they're all younger than me.

Speaker 18 (27:39):
Like I was coming up with the hot guys, but
they were like he wants.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
To know who was the friend that matched with you.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I don't remember his name, but.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You ended up with the Asian friends of Locke. That happens.

Speaker 18 (27:55):
That's why I think I've just got to deactivate it
for a bit and start again in the future.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
You know what I find on the dating apps is
that if you leave it for like a week or
two and then go back on it, it serves you
all the good ones. Because the things we almost lost you,
we need to now serve you the good one.

Speaker 18 (28:10):
So I've been swiping too much, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
You need to give it.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
I overuse my daily swipe, so you've only got so many.
And there's staff members here, which I thought, if you
know someone that's polite to swipe them, and.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
There's no you definitely don't do that.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
That's so awkward, Josh, So I did him and then
he never swiped back.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Did you see that pop up on your thing?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, my age group doesn't go big enough to have
pet in my think Josh felt very ugly in LA.
Josh was sitting around my place. Josh has been getting
blokes lineing up left right and send it for years
from all over the world. He hit Los Angeles and
realized in LA he's deemed as disgustingly ugly. No one

(28:59):
match with you know what, one bloke?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Do you know why?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
That is?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Because Josh has a look here in Australia that is
that correlates with the hot trading, and that's like a
culture here of the trades are considered hot. In LA,
they don't have that. They just don't like there's nothing
such thing as the hot trading over there.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
So you're right with that hair cart and that sort
of a that I'll risk it anyway, you know, that look, that.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Look doesn't really exist in LA.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
So everyone's trying to be a model in the gay scene,
I think, Brooklyn, You're right.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Are they all like super like cute like modey type
guys or huge roided up monster cartoon character looking Sueping?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
So your look is not appreciated in LA. That's all
it is.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
That was a real shock, wasn't it, Joshua. I'm not
used to rejection.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
He couldn't get anyone on grinder.

Speaker 12 (29:50):
And even when we went on that night out to
the dive bar, Brooklyn and I would walk up to
people and go, excuse me, are you gay?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Them they look at me and go, no, you know you're.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Bro When you're walking around a bar, I was going
about you gay? Are you gay?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Are what it is? If they say yes, what it's on?
Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Said yes, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
And they were all gay.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
No, they were all not they're all straight. But we'd
say are you gay, and then point at the other
one and said, because he wants to know.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh, that's very juvenile. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Anyway, you're back home now amongst your people.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, I've already had sex with free people.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
You only arrived back on Saturday.

Speaker 12 (30:34):
Yeah, but I was feeling quite sad and ugly, so
I needed a validation.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Okay, that's no good when your validation is relying.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
You're not going to you're not going to self harm
or anything? Are you with all this? Because you were
very sad, I just ignored you, because you know, I
didn't want to ask too many questions.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
He doesn't know how to deal with sadness, so he
just ignores it.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, so I left you there just standing by the
edge of the cliff there at my place. I'm glad
you're right. Yeah, I'm all good. I'm back off the
edge now.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Oh good.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Okay, So everyone.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Really really threw him for a six realizing he's an
ugly guy.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, it's a shock when you're the hot guy back home, right, Yeah, yeah,
it would be for sure.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Do you think that's like, I know he gets a
little dick, but is he Like I don't think he's
ugly guy, but I'm a straight guy. I don't look
at him in a desirable way.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, he's hot because he's got the rough look, you know,
like rough trade. That's his look.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
He's got those there's sheering looking tattoos, you know, that
sort of ship you love that Brooklyn. You'd know is
that that desirable?

Speaker 5 (31:42):
You know my type?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Josh?

Speaker 5 (31:43):
But I.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
What would you say that?

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Well, I'm just saying but I obviously he's hot and
he hooks up all the time, Like.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Hey, at least your Pete's type. Yeah, at least ice water. Yeah,
you can swipe somewhere else. Morning. Everyone, I want to
start to say, ok, the Friese today, not only are
you adding a score to the ladies or the trades scoreboard,

(32:15):
you get five hundred dollars cash. Strutting off with money
cash in the hand. Daby's playing for the ladies.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Jackie mal Is, she's a cleaner. Hi, Mel, good morning.

Speaker 19 (32:24):
Hi.

Speaker 20 (32:24):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Good? Are you on your way to work today?

Speaker 10 (32:27):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (32:28):
I am.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Are you drive a Toyota Corolla Hybrid and you're in
a relationship. Your favorite sex position is lying down sixty
nine style.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I would also concur my favorites very nice. The laying
down part, isn't that? That's the best part of it there?

Speaker 9 (32:46):
Right?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Anything laying down?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
She was at a house buying party?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
What she was once at a house buying party favors
and then the house got raid.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
So I'm the house Jackie. She was buying the party favors.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh, you were once at a house buying party favors.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Jackie doesn't understand this world.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I see, I see it. There's no comma there.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I confuse me.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
What happened there?

Speaker 10 (33:13):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (33:13):
So I was I was there buying, as you know,
my party favors, and so I'm waiting a while for
this guy, and I'm like, this is taking too long.
As I'm looking out the front door, and all of
a sudden, I see all these police just running up,
like from everywhere, and one of the cops she fell
over in the mud.

Speaker 10 (33:31):
She was so embarrassed.

Speaker 20 (33:32):
But I locked the door quickly as I see them
running up, I'm locking the door, and so they had
to use a like a dollege to get the door open. Yeah,
when I got when they got in, they had us
on the floor, handcuffed like, face down, lying down on
the floor, saying offender one, get on the floor, offended two,

(33:53):
get on the floor.

Speaker 10 (33:54):
It was so scary.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
You should excuse me. I go by the name Mel,
not offender three.

Speaker 22 (34:02):
Exactly what they want Jackie.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
The cops weren't there buying anything.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
They just yeah, like you know.

Speaker 20 (34:09):
Your your party, you know favorite you go out at night.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
And Jackie loaves getting people in trouble where she goes.
What exact party favorite? That doesn't matter, It doesn't matter
what you were buying.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Well, yeah, I'm just wondering if my nickname makes sense.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
That's the only reason I ask. But anyway else, give it.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Give it a go, give it a go, throw throw
it in the air.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Let's see if it is weighing in at sixty five kilos.
She wanted to puff, but end up being cuffs since
mel everything.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
That's a good one, Jackie.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's nice. I don't care a well you are so
she hit you. She got the right right party favor. Okay,
no no.

Speaker 10 (34:50):
No, no, no, no no no. It kind of works.

Speaker 20 (34:54):
It kind of works. Yeah, same, same kind of fast
kind of up.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
But okay, maybe old time, maybe I'll try one. She
wanted to Okay, she wanted to snort, but the cops
hit the fort. Nah, that's two weeks. She wanted some blow,
but the cops said no, no, let's stick with Jackie.

(35:18):
That's good, Jordan. He is in civil laborer. I'm not
sure what that means, Jordan. What sort of job is that?

Speaker 23 (35:28):
Pretty much just all around I do you know all
sorts of stuff, drive trucks, excavators, and.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
You've got a few Oh wow, so you've got a
few feathers in your cab, drives around an MG three
And he's not doing all that machinery stuff. Being with
his misses for almost four years, that's quite the good thing.
His favorite exposition, Doggie got hit by a bus when
he was a little kid. He was going fifty kilometers
an hour and he walked away with only a broken arm.

(35:55):
So what's solid, Jordan?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Is?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Wow?

Speaker 23 (35:59):
Pretty solo?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
What happened to that bus thing? Were you folks with
you on your arm?

Speaker 21 (36:06):
Well?

Speaker 23 (36:06):
Yeah, I was just on my way to school. I
was about twelve years old, on the way to school
and sort of just jump down onto the road without looking,
and the MS was a bit distracted himself, and yeah
we had a bit of a meat Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
No, no good, Yeah not that okay, well that Normally
your story is finished with some sort of conclusion. Weighing
in an eighties seventy lose. It's oh, wheels on the
bus go round and round, then smashes into Jordan everywhere.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Welcome Jordans. Do you want to go first? Jordan?

Speaker 23 (36:43):
I let the ladies go first?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Okay a gentleman, Okay, mel here we go. Question number
one for the ladies? What does double down mean? If
I'm playing blackjack? What's that mean?

Speaker 20 (36:56):
Oh? So you're you're betting twice? Are you're doubling down
on your bed?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
You got correct? Nice word?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Question two? What is the swivel used for in relation
to fishing?

Speaker 20 (37:11):
So if you're putting your fishing road somewhere and you
need to swivel back and forth to be able to, oh,
you know how, you let the lure out, go back
in and swivel it around so that they don't break
the line.

Speaker 10 (37:25):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
No, I think you're siding at the first thing. It
sounded like you were referring to the chair you were
swiveling around on, but then you realize it's on the
fishing line. But no, that was incorrect. It's to prevent
the line for it. It can't twist and snap, it
just moves around freely. So okay, you didn't quite not really,

(37:48):
we didn't really understand what you were saying with the
girly bullshit in the middle. So question number three, what
is the I'm happy for you to not hear the question?
Why is the land you'd attached to a jet skis ignition?
Why is that lanyard on that.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
For safety reasons?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Like for what?

Speaker 20 (38:07):
So? So it can stop it stopped if you fall off.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You got it, nailed it? Thank you? Okay, well done,
mel So two out of three? Does anyone does anyone
want to debate whether you're the second one right or
not wrong. Okay, thank you, No, thank you, Pedro Okay, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
All right, Jordan, name one area of the body that
hard wacks is suitable.

Speaker 23 (38:33):
For a legs?

Speaker 16 (38:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
No, what do you mean bikini line, face and under arms?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Is that different type of wax?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, yeah, sorry sorry Jordans Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Question number two, hang on, so what sort of is
it a different.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I guess had hard wacks?

Speaker 23 (38:53):
Yeah, like the same.

Speaker 18 (38:57):
Hard wax is the one that you don't need to
put the material on to rip it off.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It just solidifies and then you peel the wax off. Cool.
What would we know about aren't these things supposed to
be all done under the shroud of secrecy?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, pretty much they do.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
We can all hear you breathing over there. He's got
all these babies.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys. Question number two sounding great
like a monster.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
What is a lint roller used for?

Speaker 23 (39:34):
Is it that things for your space that sort of
hells rejuvenate, like your wrinkles on your eyes.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Stuff that's like a rose quartz thing. The lint roller
is used to remove lint from clothing.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh, lin roller, I didn't It's all good.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
It's all good.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
For often, mate, she'll, she'll, she'll use a real important
word in the question and make it sound unaudible.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
How did I do that when everyone else in the
room here heard it.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I don't know. It's one of those skills. You've got.
A dear question that's it's almost like a superpower.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Question number three, Describe what a bob hairstyle looks like?

Speaker 23 (40:19):
A bob hairstyle is it sort of like a sort
of like a floppy bun.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
A floppy floppy bum.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
No, it's not, I'm afraid, Jordan.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
A bob is just a short haircut, like below the ears.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's like a sharp yeah. Yeah, so it go longer
than the shoulders. That means mel you win, you win.
It got five hundred dollars. Now, well done, Well we
got it founded out the money one, two, three, four, five,
one hundred dollar notes. Nice work, Congratulations, stand by. Birthday
wheel is up. Next. First calls Jack his friend Ursula's

(41:01):
coming in and MAT's more stuff coming out this morning
here at Kiss Ladies Kyle Jaggie Kiss FM Kyle Jackie
Morning quick little whip around the Eastern Seaboard, Sydney nineteen today,
mostly cloudy, bit of an ugly day, Melbourne, same deal,
Cloudy nineteen, Brisbane twenty eight. That's where the warmth is

(41:24):
Queensland today.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Ah lucky Queensland.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yes, yes, go to the phones. Lucy's called through if
you want to ring thirteen when I six five high Lucy.

Speaker 14 (41:32):
Hello, Hi, Hi guys, How are you good?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Good? You're very meek and mild. What's happening in your world?

Speaker 14 (41:38):
Oh yeah, I guess so. No. I just wanted to
talk to Jackie so soon as she's been living her
best life single and free, so I sort of copied
her and I left my husband last weekend.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
She's a real marriage, this one, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
People are just not doing this. No, tell me you
left because you're really unhappy.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
And there was no no she was. She's the happy
she's ever been. But she saw you and thought, you know.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
And there was there was no hope for you, guys,
like it was just not a good relationship.

Speaker 14 (42:15):
No, no, it's over for a really, really, really long time.

Speaker 16 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (42:20):
You live in your best life overseas and when you're
in Vegas.

Speaker 24 (42:24):
New York.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
People don't realize is not only has Jackie severed another
husband from the from the anchor of life, but also
signed a remarkably huge financial deal to keep her going
by herself forever.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
You need no man, right right, right?

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Yeah, you needed a man for a long time, and
that's true, and I wanted and needed it to That
shouldn't even play into it.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
It's really just are you happy or really unhappy in
a relationship? Is there no working through it anymore? And
if the answer is no, yeah, then you made the right.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
How many marriages have you inspired?

Speaker 10 (43:03):
Now?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I don't know, Brooklyn, I don't know, shut.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I know.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I just hope people are doing it for the right
reasons and not just because they see one aspect of
my life that looks really fun and great. Like obviously,
I'm never going to post me sitting on the lounge
one night in tears on Instagram because that would be weird.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
But no, no, that would be realistic.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Well no, I think that would be like she's lost
the plot? Why is she doing that? But you know,
it's not all roses either, like it can be hard.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
So sometimes they incarnations and all different.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Types of I don't want people to get the wrong
impression that life is amazing one hundred percent of the time.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
You know it's not for anyone.

Speaker 14 (43:45):
But you know, I'm not getting that impression at all.
It's just like, if you're unhappy with a man, what
I feel like I'd be happier without one.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Yeah, and you probably will, and you might have to
work on some stuff with yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
But hey, I hope you're happy.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I hope you feel like it's been Oh gosh, I
love you.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
I hope you're okay.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Maybe you should start a new social media thing through besties, like, yeah,
you know where it's you know, one's putting up positive
photos and you know all these fantasy photos everyone puts
up making out their lives great. Now, well look at
me this, I'm that. Yeah, should be the exact opposite
all real life, no filter, real shit social media so

(44:29):
everyone can realize not everyone's that different after all.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Right, And that's true.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
But there was a social media app that was trying
to do that, called be Real and Never.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
That sounds like a dumb name. That's a dumb name.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Well it's not really a dumb name when you think
about it, because it was trying to get everyone to
be real in the moment.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
And yeah, but no one's going to blind that ship.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Well, they didn't.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
That's the point. You're right, and you're right.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Those things don't necessarily work. Johno's called through.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Hi John, Oh, good morning.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Oh, Kyle Dalton, Sanduelands, and Jackal Ellen.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Last this guy. He's from the federal agency of some description.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
I do.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
I am a consultant for the government.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
But we'll go no further. Okay, that'll do. We are well,
so there. What can we do for you this morning?

Speaker 8 (45:13):
I wanted to put your guys to test psychologically, ask
you a few questions about.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Your relationship relationship together.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, Well we'll ask three quick ones.
What's the one quality you love most about the other person?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Carl's loyalty?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, you jumped in. I was going to say, you
loyal to be very loyal.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
We can have the same.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
We don't always.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Agree, mind you, we don't always agree, but we are
loyal to each other's decision as well, not just if you.
If she doesn't do what I think, I think she's
so dumb, but she'd never know. I think that that's loyalty.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
That's that sounds fake.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Actually, no, I also think you know you make your
own choices. You don't get you don't get it wrong
very often.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Okay, what's your next question.

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Okay, it's the one experience you've had together. So both
Kyle and jackieo that most that you're most shocked by
in terms of the other person's behavior. Oh, we're getting
serious for you.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
The other person's behavior, well, well, I was quite shocked
that she had the one night stand with the listener,
and when he was in there, he was like, I
can't believe I'm in Jackie.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Oh, that was a shock to me, right, So my
shock was only just recently. It was like, I think
on our second last day or last day in l
A and we were off air and Kyle was talking
about the Sabrina Carpenter song Please Please Please, and he

(46:46):
was saying how he was because I said, I haven't
paid attention to the lyrics, and then he started to
tell me what it was about.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Having Kyle used to hate this song.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I couldn't stand it. It was too happy and it's too squeaky.
So there's that one part of song. Do you have
that one part that makes me cry?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
He cried? And when he told me what it was about,
and it was yeah, he was saying, it's like she's
done a makeup nice and she just doesn't want to
get it ruined because he's enough nozzle. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
On that day too. Have you got that little bit
of a song thing? You played that a little bit? Yes?
You know, girls they love the muck around in the
mirror for so long getting it just right, only to

(47:40):
start crying because the asshole guy. And it's just what
waste of time that is for the ladies.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yes, that is a waste of time.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
You're right. But it did shock me, Kyle that you
were so emotional about it.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm not sure what the trigger was there, but that
shocked either.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I don't use the word trigger either unless I'm down
at the firing range the way. That's a real trigger.
Can you click that and shit goes down? Quick?

Speaker 8 (48:09):
Oh my guys, last one now, Jackie. Oh, I know
you've reached out to Kyle in times of distress. However,
I know he puts up a top exterior. Is it
ever a time Kyle has called you out of the
blue for support that threw you off guard?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Have I ever done that ever? Wrung you up?

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Maybe a hazy night, Kyle, A hazy night.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I don't usually ring around, and I would never burden
my menial problems on Jackie, who's like, gosh, it's in
bigger holes than I've ever been, and let me tell
you so.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
But I think he's asking, have you called me for support?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Random from myself?

Speaker 9 (48:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
No, have you randomly called me and said, babe, I'm checking?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Are you okay? Is that what you mean? John?

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Has Cole called, I'm struggling here, help you out?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Never?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Never, never, never?

Speaker 8 (48:56):
Okay. I can give you a results if you like, yes, please,
there we go. What based on your responses together, you're
highly sexually dysfunctional together, though as long as you're happy
to remain celibate, you're actually very compatible. So while Kyle
is busy lighting the next candle and trying to pick

(49:17):
in appropriate boys to men track, Jackie is probably just
looking for a hairfor in his bank.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Wow, there's government money being spent very well and strangely
enough accurate ending. I think that is now.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
The why are we sexually dysfunctional?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
What? It wouldn't work? It wouldn't work together?

Speaker 8 (49:40):
Answers, Well, well, if you want to prove me wrong,
start only fans and let's get a guy in.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah, John, I don't think this was a proper psychology.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Are you really work? He's a local counsel this close.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
I have a local council. Love you guys, log.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Time, Thank you John.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
We're going to your birthday will Are you celebrating your
birthday today?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
All of that for I feel like crying again. Give
me that Sabrina Carpenter think forget because then that gets it.
Not over in the phone room. Now, all the big girls,
they all sway to this. They love the Sabrina Carpenter songs.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
She's coming in with the bird now.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
You get that song right when she's just going to
make up so nice.

Speaker 18 (50:30):
Yeah, we've all been there and then you cry. But
that's why you got to wear waterproof of scar off.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
It doesn't ruin her.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Yeah, it's key.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
It's her Birthday's rap next to it's your birthday today,
September thirtieth, ring up right now on thirteen when sixty
five it kids were a birthday? Time for today, which
is September thirty. You share with a few celebrities. Tea
Pain forty years old, good old te Pain, you know. Yeah,

(50:58):
Kieran Coulkin from six he was not pory In Macaulay's brother.
He's forty two friend dresser from The Nanny, Remember her
happy you forget that laugh, that bloody voice.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
How old is she?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Sixty seven years old?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
She's looking good.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
So her and her then husband invented The Nanny, which
was a hugely successful show. Then he decided he'd like
to lay with man rather than with her, And now
they're still best friends and he's in a thriving homosexual relationship.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
You know, it's a much EASi appeal to swallow, I
think than when your husband says I'm gay, as opposed
to i've met someone else.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, Jack, don't question it.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
No, No, that never happened. Okay, But I'm just saying,
I reckon, we never admitted it.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Oh sorry, I didn't. I didn't. I'm trying to figure
out what you're trying to say here in between.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Just saying I'm making an observation for me. I would
rather they do they be gay, than leave you for
another woman. That'd be harder.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Yeah. Wow, that's you know why, I sort of understand.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
That's the whole. It's not me, it's ninety yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
More.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
It goes with your constant denial that anything you did
was wrong, which works well. I love that denial as well.
Stan Grant talking of denial, he's sixty one years old today.
He used to be the ABC bloke and he went crazy, remember,
and now no one can stand him. Max versteven An
F one driver twenty seven, the Stappan that's right, my apologies.

(52:36):
He's thinking of throwing in the towel on the F
one because they keep finding him for swearing on the
internal communications when he's driving the car talking to his
race team. He's big on the swearing. This guy. They
keep finding him, and he said, you know what, I
don't need this shit in my life. Oh stop finding me.
Oh I'm going to find something else to do.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Oh I love this guy.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, a guy who just won't stop swearing.
You can't stop, won't stop, refuses to yeah, okay. And
then on the phone here at Lockey having a birthday
in Sydney tonight. Happy birthday, Locke twenty four years old.

Speaker 23 (53:10):
Morning, Good morning guys. I love you guys so much.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Have you you got any plans to celebrate today?

Speaker 23 (53:17):
LOCKI no, it's on Mondays. Unfortunately I'm working tomorrow as well,
so probably just have a quiet with the family and
no that's not it.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Okay, okay, why don't we spin your birthday will first
and get your prize lucky from the will there?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Well done that. God, we've really taken the casino feel
away from this world now. It feels like it took
raffle down at the older ducks clab.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Twenty two Wards landed on. That's a double pass to
see Luke holmbs when he comes to Australia for his stay.
I'm raly tickets on sale now visit Frontier Touring dot com.
Yours are for free, though, Locky lucky. As a question,
and this has to do with our power pick choice today,
have you, by any chance been watching the new series Monsters.

Speaker 23 (54:00):
I actually just started it last night.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Oh this is the Menendez brother's story. Is that? Yeah?

Speaker 23 (54:07):
Episode three?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (54:08):
Perfect?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Then you may choose our power pick, because if you
haven't watched it, you will not choose our power pick.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Wait, are you picking the two guys who faked the lyrics?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
The classic the classic duo that never were Millie Vanilli?
Is that what we've gone with?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Like, it's what did they play it throughout the series?
And I'm just obsessed with that song?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
We one back then play this song was the biggest
song on the planet.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Yeah, I know, it was huge. And then it came
out that they were never the singers. They were just
two hot black guys that they used to front it.
They were the weirdest thing ever was it really was,
but they were massive when the songs came out.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
And I didn't even care that they didn't sing it.
I still love to this day. Our choice Millie Vanilli
blame it on the rain.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Those pretty hard. But he took his hair off when
when the two peg got ripped off.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Oh my god, that's hard. Got past that killing your
whole family that.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
The killing scene was so like shocking to me.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, did you like?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
My jaw was open like and that doesn't usually happen
around here and watching movies. Yeah, I was really shocked.
It was pretty brutal.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
I'm lucky. The other choice for you this morning is
from me. It's heads Will Roll by.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah yeah yeah, I just been on for a while.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
One day, one day, mate.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
One day, Yeah, yeah, you can roll for a bit longer.

Speaker 23 (55:51):
Yeah. Look, I'm gonna have to go with Kyl and
Jackie O because I just love you guys.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
But to Brooklyn, I think, but as a secondary sort
of you know, like I like apples and bananas? Which
one I like better than apple? Brooklyn's more than banana? Right? Yeah?
Take him or leaving merely Vanilli.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
It's hard to beat them.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
You really play it now, Lucky, Happy birthday, man, enjoy
You're quiet week.

Speaker 23 (56:16):
Thank you so much, gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
It's been since the nineties since I've actually mentioned this
band's name and thrown to their song. Blame it on
the rain, Milli Vanilli.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Whatever thought we'd blame this just be with a.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Little roll down memory lane? It Kiss? Can you believe
there's one for the eighties kids? Here? It Kiss? Millie Vanilli, Kyle, Jackie,
Morning everyone, Jackie. Check this out. That brand new series
Joan starring so Sophie Turner, premiers tomorrow, October first, only

(56:53):
on stand. It's a true story. Jackie's got some monius now. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
So, Katy Perry's AFL Grand Final performance was a huge hit,
but almost didn't happen because why well, they were looking
at getting the rolling Stones instead. Actually they were negotiating
with them.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Rolling Stones are never going to come and do it?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Oh they were, they were. They wanted too much.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
They wanted twenty million to play four songs twenty minutes
and Katie got five, So yeah, that's right. Yeah, and
Katie was great, you know, she was really good.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
You really want to say, who really wants to see
the Rolling Stones? There?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
The personally would rather see Katie just because I think
it's more.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Of a show, you know, spectacular.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Plus you're going to drag all those old grandads out,
the wheelchairs, the special handicapped taxis. It's just a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
How much effort are they really going to put into it?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Zero?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Not much.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Just they're going to perform. Just them being there is enough.

Speaker 23 (57:48):
You know.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
I feel like that's what their mentality would be, Like
you get us and that's all you get.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
And you can play a CD while we walked through
the year.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Anyway, you weren't like this, Carlin? Are Donald Trump?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Statue has been erected over Vegas.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
It's forty three feet tall.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
And it is almost say did we see it? What
do you mean?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
It happened after we left, And it's honestly the most
unflattering statue you've ever seen in your life. Right, you
would be mortified if this was you. You can even
see his penis. It looks disgusting.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Who's made this bloody giant thing? Who's behind it?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
You know what, I don't actually know who's behind this one.
It just happened. It got erected just outside the scenes.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I have to use the word erected.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
It's called crooked and obscene the art installation.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Oh this is some sort of type of dickid Yeah, yeah,
how big is the statue?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Forty three feet it's quite big. Yeah, it's pretty big.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
And he's got like a gock and cellulite and just
like a lot of unflattering what do you mean a
god like in the same way you'd say, you know,
a woman has a gunt?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Sorry did you make that word up?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
I've always used that word.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I thought that was never caught on that I've noticed
it even i'd forgotten.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah anyway, Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Put a waste of time like that's someone's entire lifetime project.
Good on you, bro, He made a giant fake Trump statue.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Probably get taken down soon.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Now the p Diddy case just keeps getting worse.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
He is not even considering a plea deal at this point.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
He's just going to fight this case to the bitter end.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
And yeah, how can he get away, like, does anyone
really know they? Is anyone sort of gone through each
charge and and sort of not really of the rubbish
because some of these things rubbish is piled on and
then there's the factual, the real problems in there somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah, And I'm not really sure what they've got to
be honest, but it doesn't look good. Nobody wants to
even be anywhere near Diddy in terms of association and
even past association. People like Kim Kutashy and unfollowed him
twenty four hours before he got arrested. She must have
got the tip off. Usher deleted seven years worth of

(01:00:22):
past tweets, although he claims his Twitter was hacked and
somebody did that that he didn't personally do it. Oh yeah,
but anyway, this interview has resurfaced. This is Usher, who
has a history with Diddy, talking to Howard Stern about
being sent by record executives to live with him when
he was thirteen years old.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I lived with shampuffy cams for a year. That's the
crazy thing.

Speaker 25 (01:00:44):
Now, that was Eli Reid's idea, right, We're sending your
episode called Puffy Flavored Camp.

Speaker 12 (01:00:49):
He to learn camp.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Yeah, that's what it was called do you understand what
that's like?

Speaker 25 (01:00:55):
Puffy's place was like just filled with checks and origin,
like NonStop, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Not really, I mean, but hey, it was curious. I
got a chance to see some things.

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
But you were thirteen. We went there to see the lifestyle, right,
and I saw it and.

Speaker 12 (01:01:08):
It was I don't know if I could indulge and
understand what I was even looking at it was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
It was pretty wild.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
So nobody tried to you know, some woman didn't come along.

Speaker 25 (01:01:20):
What I did say is that they were very curious
things taking place, and I didn't necessarily understand. Biggie Smalls
was there, was there little camp.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Mary j Blosh, they ain't nothing about this ship.

Speaker 25 (01:01:34):
You're a dad, now, would you ever send your kid
to Puffy Camp?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah? It's different when you start thinking, oh, because you
think if it's USA, the Beeber's all of these that
have all seen this and not every one of did
these parties was some sort of crazy, mental terrifying orgy.

Speaker 16 (01:01:55):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I bet they were things that you maybe people didn't
say happy for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, but there's certain parties, all these big celebrities of
the white parties, there's that's not your Orgie parties, different crowd,
different people.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Well, here's an interview of Diddy and a fifteen year
old Biber talking about when also Justin bieber Gott said, why.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Are all these kids getting sent to stay with Diddy?

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
As Mike as well?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
What was the choice you go to Michael Jackson's joint
or you go to Diddy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
To go to anyone's house? Why can't they stay at
their own?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
What good question, Jackie, But that was for another decade.
So when we.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Come you no kids anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
So yeah, this is Diddy an old interview with Justin
when he was fifteen.

Speaker 26 (01:02:37):
Justin he's in us seeing the movies forty eight hours
right now he's having forty eight hours with Diddy, him
and his boy they're having the times in their lives,
like like you know, where were hanging out and what
we're doing. We can't really disclose, but it's definitely a
fifteen year old stream you know, have been given custody

(01:03:01):
of him.

Speaker 27 (01:03:02):
You know he signed the Usher. I had legal.

Speaker 26 (01:03:05):
Guardianship of Usher when when you know he did his
first album, I did first album.

Speaker 27 (01:03:10):
I don't really I don't have legal guardianship of him.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
But for the next forty eight hours. He's with me, so.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
We're gonna go full both full crazy gone crazy. They
must have had the new PlayStation dropped off for something,
didn't they. What are they suggesting?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Kyle? Who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
But it doesn't sound good when you hear Justin Bieber
in an interview years later talking about that we don't
know it's directly related to Diddy, but talking about, you know,
the stuff that happened to him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
He wouldn't wish upon his worst enemy, and I would like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
We are, we are, we are, we are in our
minds putting that in the same equations this did he thing.
It may be worse, even worse things that Bieber went
through unrelated to Diddy. I'm not I'm not Diddy ally
by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Oh I know, but I agree with you. We can't
put it in. We can't just lump it in with Diddy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
But it just shit goes on. You wonder, And the
only bad thing about all of this is that he
was such a violent offender towards women. Bashing that girl
on tape was the best thing that came out of
all of that, so people could see, Oh, this guy's
a real dog. He's not just fund tracksuit wearing Diddy.

(01:04:27):
He's an animal, He's an asshole because a lot of
people will This will surprise a lot of people too.
A lot of people like having sex parties and orgies
and doing lines of other girls sits. There's nothing wrong
with that. But if no one, if someone doesn't want
to be there, that's what the problem is. Forcing people
to do things. That's where the ugliness is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Okay, huge news for Logan. Paula's a daddy. He and
his missus have just given birth to their daughters, May
over the weekend, which is really he may.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
So the grandma names are coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
I'm telling you they're definitely coming back all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Run something past you because my wife said to me,
you know her grandma has recently passed, and my wife said,
if we have a little girl in the future, I
want to call her. Get ready for this. Everyone, What
is it? Ruth? Oh, ruth? Ruth?

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Kind of it is for a little girl?

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Isn't it like it's it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Let's hope it a girl, because let me tell you,
if it's a boy, granddad gets sagouronsy there guess what teagans.
Granddad's name is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Heines, Oh that's his first name.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Do you know there's something about a like Hine Sandalands.
He sounds like he's going to be very successful.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Sounds to me like so that's what worries me. Yeah, no,
And I'm bringing back this this bringing back this mustache.
Nah too soon.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Bro, You're right, Heines could definitely have a mustage, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
They go, it's not the hitlerstache, it's the it's the
Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, bro, sorry Hitler everryuin that mo for everyone,
Charlie cha unless you were in a bowler hadn't swirl
in the cane, heines, it's an.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
You know, you're right about that. If if Hitler didn't
have that mustache, I wonder if that would have come
back into fashion by now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Well, yeah, there's limited things you can do. You see
all the guys around with the porn star mustache. You
never see imagine how good Damien you but your husband
woud look with the Hitler mysta. Yeah, he's got the hair,
he's got the tailored suits. He's almost Hitler.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Has he ever done it as an experiment?

Speaker 21 (01:06:52):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
When I feel like I got close a few ties
and I used to do the mustache and you guys
would he's shaving a bit too close.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Ye, those little smudges under the nose. That's not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
So so your options are Heinz and Ruth.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
And I was horrorfied. I just sat there. I just
took another half of my cigure. I went and went, yeah, yeah,
they're they're good names.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
So were these sort of semi serious discussions going on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Yeah, yeah, Well, which she's not pregnant, but that's exciting.
But we always because Tigan's fathers died when she was fourteen,
so his name was Bill, so I always thought to
call the girl Billy's always sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I love those sort of names, that Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
And then when she's brought out, Ruth and heines. So
I understand the love of a grandparent, But Jesus, have
a kid, some chance at life, some chance, Pedro, what Peter,
would you call you a little kid? Esmerelda or something?
Her name's Lucilla.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Oh that's right, that's a pretty name.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
That's a nice name. And you've stuck with you your
own kind. There you've gone with that sort of background
Spanish name.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
I think the next kid, whenever that happens, we'll probably
have a Greek name, just Patty's Greek?

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Like, what Greek? How did you even get pregnant in
the first place. I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Oh, don't worry, it's fine. He's just stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Bruno got it?

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
Yeah, that was good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Got it. I don't get it. I don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I don't worry. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
I get it.

Speaker 16 (01:08:44):
Censor buzzing and I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Too, sense of got it? Did you buzz it? Or was?
It was like cleverly masking around your rules.

Speaker 16 (01:08:51):
Very clever.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
So no bping.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Peter, What did you want to say? I say, I
wasn't listening.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
I was thinking, could I do the experiment of bringing
that must sash back for the show to show?

Speaker 21 (01:09:02):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Is it even? I mean, would you get trouble for
doing that stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
The experiment comes in from her make.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
The fun police out there? Like really, So you're saying
that if Peter tried to try to make the Hitler
massage it would be a note. Would we blur it
out here?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
We have to. We have to blur him like a
sex offender on Channel seven years. That's the only way
we'd be able to yep, loopole that Charlie Chapman.

Speaker 12 (01:09:29):
I think you'll find out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
I'm trying to be Kyle and Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Michael.

Speaker 11 (01:09:33):
Hang on, guy, Michael Jordan, the most successful basketball player ever, had.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
A Hitler mustache when his whole playing career.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I've never seen. Maybe because it was black, we couldn't
tell this up on the screen.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
But you'll see, Yeah, the Hitler mustache.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
Can't excuse me, guys.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
Also, if Pete does the mustache, maybe we can.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
He can do it, but we're just banning him.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
From doing the six o'clock salute because both those.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Go, well, oh, you're right, that'd be the worst marketing
ever for the six o'clockers. Oh, there he is. There's
Jordan with the Infler.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Now he has not fully committed to that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
That's oh you know what he's got. He's got the
Shannon Noel flavor saver underneath as well.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
That that is not the Hitler mustache or the child
very adjacent to it though slightly. Yeah, but no, I
k Peter, I say, yeah, come on, censor, just see.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
She's not the actual police. She just advises.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
What's been Joe keeping my job.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
So and you you honestly think if Peter had a
Charlie Chaplin mustache, you would lose your job. Peter is
too much of a loose unit to trust him with
a social experiments. He stole fread boxes free.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
But yeah, but can't he get away with this because
of the you know, the unofficial mentally deranged title that
we all know that you know the sub payment way.

Speaker 19 (01:10:59):
I didn't, I stole, sorry, and that is why he's
not allowed.

Speaker 16 (01:11:07):
I guess Charlie Chaplin mustache.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
I can't be trusted, sorry, Peter, he can't know because
he'll he'll push it too far. You'll come in with
a jacket that has some bad Yeah it was buttons
or some sort of something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
He'll dresses it as a train driver from the nineteen seventies,
which is still a little hitler looking.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Yeah, alrighty ursul La Carson. She'll be joining us in studio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Oh good? Is she bringing her publicist in? I don't know,
because I don't know if you guys noticed the other
day in the one of the news Limited newspapers, there
was this whole lie made up where they said publicists
hate bringing their guests to our show. It was a
complete bullshit story. No publichers were mentioned, they said, oh

(01:11:51):
under the they were scared, they wanted to be anonymous.
It's all lies. I'm going to start a witch hunt
which will may go for ten years, and every publicist
that comes in, I'll be accusing them of the one
that's speaking to the newspaper. Oh yeah, yeah right, and
and we'll well, we're probably going to talk to the
publicists more than the guests, so we find out who

(01:12:16):
has the loose lips. That is what we want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Yes, yes, we should the language expert as well to just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Pick up on correct And they weren't nice. They weren't
nice to the staff either. They said that you guys
all carried on like you were a cult in here,
clapping and carrying on. And they were very annoyed that
Jack and I wouldn't go outside and talk to their
pathetic star in the ad breaks, because we don't give
about these stars. They come in, they talk this shit,

(01:12:44):
then they go.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
But that's not true, though it is true.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
We don't talk to him in between, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
It's true for long, but we still go out and
say hi. And maybe we haven't, that's for sure, Like
maybe it's a Russian things because you know, sometimes the
guest will stay back and have a chat off air,
and then things will get really rushed and we won't
have time, you know, so we have to rush out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
But that's the article was weird, Jackie. It was almost
like they were like, why don't they talk to us
because you're a publicist, We don't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Well, no, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
But they're the worst. They're only they're down there scumming
it with newspaper.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Kyle with like people in life, you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Can't disagree, disagree, publiss.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
They're the worst, right, Okay, Well that's they don't even really,
they don't even. Publicist is just someone who walks around
with a celebrity. They don't really know what's going on.
So Ursula's coming in and I'm going to accuse of
Theursler's a publicist is going to be the first accused
of opening it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
I can imagine Ursula will start grilling her own publicist
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, yeah, this is the write it down September thirty,
the day the world turned on.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
No, that's not what it's about anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Ursula will join us next.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
What she wants? What's the publicist said that Ursula wants
to talk about nothing really, The publicistter said nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
No, there's nothing like in particular that she's pushing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
No, that's going to make you wonder what's really going on? Eh? Yeah,
why are they bringing this big bird in from New
Zealand with no agenda?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
No, she just is a friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
She's a friend of yours.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yeah, I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
You worked with it seventeen years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
For two years, three years ago, give it up?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Have you spoken with this year on the phone? Have
you ever rung up and said? What? Oh? Right, okay,
so not a friend? Well friend of the show?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Yeah, a friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
When did you move her from your personal friend to
a friend of the show? And why do we have
to put up with this ship? Why we got to
city pretending to care and all that shit?

Speaker 16 (01:15:00):
She's on?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
You guys really love it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Oh, she's a wonderful human being. Don't get me wrong.
It's funny. Well, every time I see her on TV,
I'll stop and watch.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Yeah, yeah, she is funny. But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Is she at the OZEMPI yet?

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I don't know. I'm seen blood is an advert waiting there?

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
No anyway, stop it my beautiful friend Ursula Carlson.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Ah, Okay, now you really pushed it beyond belief.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
She is joining us in studio next and I can't wait.

Speaker 17 (01:15:32):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I could take it or leave it, but I'll talk anyway.
It's coming up. But Kit Jaggio, welcome to kiss Hersler's here. Guys. Yeah, yeah, Now.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
I was illerformed by the way that Ursula does have
something here that she wants to talk about, which is
that you don't say to her where you can get
tickets for her brand new shots.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I think she said it wrong. You can get it
from Live Nation, Isn't it like you.

Speaker 19 (01:16:05):
Don't say you got to You gotta add a lot
of Assassin sarcasm to it. It's phone when col Ris
you don't sigh?

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
How have you been?

Speaker 16 (01:16:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Really good?

Speaker 16 (01:16:20):
Also, can we just clear some shit up here?

Speaker 19 (01:16:23):
Jackie you I don't need to be sagging off each
other's tis to be free.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Exactly when we see each other.

Speaker 19 (01:16:29):
We're clicking to it like you're a busy lady. I'm
a busy lady.

Speaker 16 (01:16:33):
Yes, and that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
It's like no time has passed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Guys, Guys, you got you guys could do a thing together.
Two busy ladies. Oh, that would sell like hotcakes, those tickets.

Speaker 19 (01:16:45):
Yeah, I mean, Jackie's already busy with another lady, and
you know, I know my place. You're gonna wait till
that lady moves on, then I'll move in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
So so Jackie's best friend, you know, you must have
been surprised her. So when she started the best His Company,
you must have thought, finally, all these long nights listening
to Jackie's sad life and getting it through all the
relationships in the COVID and all the stuff, the heavy
lifting that you did, and then she brings this other
friend up that no one's ever heard of, and that's

(01:17:16):
the new bestie you just want to do.

Speaker 19 (01:17:19):
I mean, no, it it wasn't disappointment because there was
a lot of relief to you know, just knowing there's
someone else, you know, like jack is not just sitting
in the cold bathtub drinking champagne alone.

Speaker 16 (01:17:33):
You know there is someone else that can that can
help her.

Speaker 19 (01:17:36):
No, it's a little surpribe, but also Jack's you know,
I follow on social slash stalk and there's a lot
of gay dudes, there's a lot of straight ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
You're not going to.

Speaker 16 (01:17:48):
Find a man that way.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Two before you need.

Speaker 19 (01:17:52):
To spread out, go where the straight dudes are.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Yeah, I am surrounding myself with more and more gay guys.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
I've got to admit.

Speaker 16 (01:17:58):
It's like you're saying you don't want anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Yeah, I've built a barrier around me.

Speaker 16 (01:18:03):
I mean, you're not wrong. How peaceful is it to
be single?

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
It is?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
How are you going? Like, how's your life going?

Speaker 19 (01:18:10):
No, I'm single and very happily. So I'm like, you
know what, I don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
To I thought you were with a lady.

Speaker 19 (01:18:18):
Yeah, I know, but I decided I didn't want that
for myself anymore.

Speaker 16 (01:18:23):
So I tried an end for peace.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
It was, oh, that's so lovely. And was Jackie there
for you like you were there for her?

Speaker 19 (01:18:32):
No, because I wasn't there for her. I was completely
unaware that she was going through anything. But you know what,
I'm sure if she ever needs to go sort of
into like a semi witness protection type scenario, just ring
me up and go. But I'm coming to New Zealand
for a few days. I need to hide out and
I'll be there for you.

Speaker 16 (01:18:50):
And I think she knows that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
And likewise, yeah, if you ever need a place in Australia.
I've got spare bedrooms galore, well not really glory actually
only one.

Speaker 19 (01:19:01):
I mean I can we can just bunk, like I'll
be big spoon for you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Yeah, So what is on this tour?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
So is it just more of you up on the
stage being very funny, being witty and making everyone laugh?
Is that the idea?

Speaker 24 (01:19:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:19:16):
It was no crying because that's big and stand up now.

Speaker 16 (01:19:20):
I don't do that. There's no crying, it's just laughter.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:19:24):
I also don't have any big messages to share. It's
just funny ship that I've picked up over the years,
and I wrote a show about that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
And I encourage people that are that are activists in
any way they want to stop the whales slaughter. Do
you want all these people with the banners and the
flags you like? No, it's a different crowd.

Speaker 19 (01:19:43):
Look, I'll take anyone like if you're if you're paying,
I don't care. You can you can do anything because
I'll chuck you out if you cause any drama and
I've already got your money. There's no refunds at my show.
This There's been no dramas at my show. It's like
even Nazimus saying, and I did a show two You say,
like I had Friday night and Brisbane he had Saturday.

Speaker 16 (01:20:04):
We both recorded our specials.

Speaker 19 (01:20:06):
And he was there on the Friday and he goes.

Speaker 16 (01:20:08):
My audience is the nicest audience.

Speaker 19 (01:20:10):
They're just cool people who want to come out and
have a laugh and drink a beer and you know,
talk shit with their friends. There's not hardly ever any drama.
And I've never had to refund anyone but just I
also Tom, there's no refunds. Once I have your money.
I gave your money.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Shouldn't be advertising that. You shouldn't be advertising that heavily
multiple times in an interview. It should just be on
small print on the ticket.

Speaker 19 (01:20:36):
No, But because people know they come to the show,
they get a good laugh for an hour and a
half and that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Well, going to show is fun. I can't imagine anyone
wants a refund because I love watching you on stage.
I was reading the other day so you were saying
that parents who want their kids to have the best
in life have got it all wrong.

Speaker 16 (01:20:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 19 (01:20:57):
I mean, now, of course, we go out of our
way to all these kids to do what we can
for them, But I think it's important to give.

Speaker 16 (01:21:03):
Them something to overcome.

Speaker 19 (01:21:05):
If you just do everything, then they have nothing.

Speaker 16 (01:21:07):
To rise up from.

Speaker 19 (01:21:08):
You know, you want to have that rising up from
the ashes moment.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
I know it's hard to watch that and let them
go through that. We just want to protect them at
all costs.

Speaker 16 (01:21:16):
No, No, you've got to rough them up a bit,
got to ruf them up a bit.

Speaker 19 (01:21:19):
So that they know they have to fight through that. Otherwise,
if you do too much, they turn into massive assholes
to become politicians.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
We don't want that. Yeah, there was an article about
our show the other day saying that all publicists, even
though none were game enough to be named, all publicists
hate bringing celebrities to our show because Jack and I
chew up herself to talk to them. We don't ask, oh,

(01:21:47):
hey you, Wendy, you got a new haircut, because we
don't care. We don't care about the publicists. Is your
publicist the unnamed publicist that's been mouthing off and causing trouble?

Speaker 19 (01:21:59):
Well, Kyle, here, you and I have something in common.
I don't have a publicist because I'm a bit of
a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
So one works with me either.

Speaker 16 (01:22:08):
No, they don't hang around.

Speaker 19 (01:22:09):
So I did have one, but she pretended to get
a job in a different industry. So I'm like, I
know you're not flipping burgers, mind me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
So you don't have a publicist.

Speaker 19 (01:22:26):
I mean I've got one that sort of tempts if
you will, she does a favor, But no, I don't
have one that's like permanent Goald and no one, no
one that goes anywhere with Mela Peter get that new
book out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
We decided witch Hunt is clean, Witchunt book public so
she's in the clear. She can come back whenever she wants.
I'll find out who these unnamed publicists are.

Speaker 19 (01:22:49):
And also, I don't really want you to ask anyone
about their new haircuts because I didn't give a shit either.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Yeah, I got good because I can't be a different person.
I can't run aroun and pretending to care about all
these these people. I think we get on pretty well
with most.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
You ever thought about a new haircut, like an overhaul,
a glow up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Like I don't know, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Wow, what's that mean? That means you're no fan of
her current hair? No?

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
I actually do like it, but I'm a little bit
the same where I'm not game enough to go severe
and do something drastic.

Speaker 19 (01:23:21):
You know, I mean, you know what, like I'm happy
to go buzz cut.

Speaker 16 (01:23:25):
But let me tell you what. I've got the heat.

Speaker 19 (01:23:27):
A head the size of a masda, So I can't
really this head does not lend itself if.

Speaker 16 (01:23:34):
I go too short with my hair.

Speaker 19 (01:23:35):
Because of the size of my body, I look like
a tick. So like I got the hair sort of
and because you see I have no neck, No that
I have no neck, Like it's hard scuff, you know.
So there's no way that I could just walk around
with short hair. People go, oh my god, Like she
has no neck and this tiny head on this body. Like,

(01:23:56):
people go, I need to get that tick treatment for
my dog.

Speaker 16 (01:24:00):
You come they see me.

Speaker 19 (01:24:01):
I can be spokes No, my knows zimbig, I'll be
ticke and flee treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
You can band trim. Do you use the companing troum girl? Yeah,
it's so funny. It's such a funny. Every time I
see my cheeks, my cheeks hurt when she's around. If
you want to go and check her out, tickets are
and say this Wednesday Live Nation dot com dot you
it's called the you don't say to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
You don't say yeah, you bring these.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
People up anymore. Those days are over. You go on
the you go on the website thing. Is that how
you get the tickets?

Speaker 19 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I assume I've never bought a tickets to my
own show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
I get them free tickets to other comedians. Yeah, do
you get the other comedians go hey, we want to
invite our comedian friends or that's not how that world works.

Speaker 19 (01:24:49):
No, it does, like they'll go, hey, I've got some
you know, seats available for tonight's show if anyone wants
to come. The audience is a bit light, and then
they want But I don't really I'll go to my
friends shows, but I don't really go see other comedians.
It's like when you when you knock off there, do
you go sit in a different radio show and just
stare at them do their job?

Speaker 10 (01:25:07):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
You're right, that'd be so weird, right, Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 16 (01:25:11):
No, I want to go home. I'm we should.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Do that one day, just rock up to another station
and go we want to come and watch the show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Would you want to see how you get?

Speaker 16 (01:25:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Yeah, that would be weird. So yeah, that does make
sense when you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Yeah when you put it like okay. So tickets are
on sale this Wednesday. Head to live Nation dot com
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Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
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I'd be able to Yeah, you have your good on
your Valentina.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Well car, Valentina. What's wrong with the car?

Speaker 29 (01:28:38):
I think it was the gearbox that wasn't working.

Speaker 10 (01:28:40):
I drive a manual.

Speaker 14 (01:28:41):
Also, there was something wrong with the gearbox, the guy said,
and I couldn't fix it.

Speaker 29 (01:28:45):
It was like three and a half grand to fix.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
You probably did the You probably did the clutch. You's
probably not a great driver. Or yeah, I think could
you smell a burning in that thing when you're driving? Yeah?
Burning the clutch? It's little sweet we're seeing you want
a free how to drive course as well.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
So the next one, patronizing to our beautiful women here, said.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
She could smell the clutch burn.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
You should probably just agree with you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
You know, it wasn't hurt, Jackie.

Speaker 29 (01:29:18):
I'm sorry, but it makes a crunching noise.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
I didn't have a dad to teach you to drive, guys,
So a manual, Yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:29:24):
That's all I could buy that, I see.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Yeah, it can be tricky. I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah, you're welcome. Have you have you ever driven emmanual? Jackie?

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
From you? No, been a while, but I could easily
do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
It's like riding a great driver.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah I am a great everyone sound not a good drive.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
There's a lot of evidence there, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Every holiday smash, this clipped a mirror, the whole side
of my cars smash, hit a.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Bowl, right, a couple of it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
It becomes a pattern. I have to admit it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
At some point, I think, up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Next, don't go anywhere. We've got a couple of lesbians
that have hit a dry spell. Oh yeah, Now, I
thought being a lesbian dry spells would become a thing
of the past. But it's in every relationship. Something can
go sour and doesn't get discussed and all of a sudden,
you're in a dry spell. We'll get the girls on,

(01:30:25):
we'll find out can we fix this thing or not?
Next here a kiss, kiss, and Jackie O dry spell.
So we met these girl Nikki, she's thirty nine, she's
called us up. A little bit of a dry spell
happening over at her place. Her partner of three years, Renee.
They haven't had sex in eight months. Starting to be

(01:30:47):
a bi concerning for NICKI. Let's get Nikki on. Hi, Nikki,
Good morning, Nikki.

Speaker 21 (01:30:51):
Good morning. How are you going?

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
We're good, honey. Three years isn't even that long the
relationship to have suddenly a dry spelling?

Speaker 21 (01:31:00):
World is that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
I wondered, like, what what started her? Do you remember
why or can you pinpoint anything?

Speaker 21 (01:31:09):
It was Valentine's Day this year that she went to
a work Christmas oh so not Christmas party, Valentine's Day party,
and I think she might have hooked up with a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
So were you were you not there or you were no?

Speaker 21 (01:31:23):
I worked for different companies, so we're both in the
same sector, but we both work for different companies.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
And what makes you think she hooked up with a guy.

Speaker 21 (01:31:31):
Because usually we're pretty intimate. We've been intimate two three
times a week and before that. Yeah, so I'm just
wondering what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
So, I mean, have you have you said, hey, I've
noticed that since that party things have gone Hey, why
has any discussion or I've.

Speaker 21 (01:31:49):
Tried, but usually she just doesn't want to talk about
it and she just goes off to her room because
we sleep in separate beds.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Now, but now that is that a new thing? The
separate bedrooms, separate bedroom up?

Speaker 21 (01:32:01):
Yes, So when it all eventuated, yeah, so Valentine's Day this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Year that that said it happened then like just wow,
sound things happened?

Speaker 21 (01:32:11):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
And does she act strangely? Like with the phone? Do
you think it's still going on or do you think
it was just.

Speaker 10 (01:32:20):
I'm not quite sure.

Speaker 21 (01:32:21):
She is a bit Yeah with her phone, she's always
on it, but I'm not quite sure. Her mum is
sick as well, so I'm not sure, quite sure if
it's a mum or if it's Ben. His name's Ben.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Who is this this guy? You know, the bloke you
think it is.

Speaker 21 (01:32:36):
I don't know. I don't know him. I know of him.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Is do you seem to know more than what you're
telling us, because to no, not really, Well, what makes
you think it's ben Because.

Speaker 21 (01:32:48):
They posted a picture together online and they looked a
bit chummy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
Right, and this was at the party or after at
the party? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
And is he?

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
But everyone at the Christmas party there's people taking photo
like you are chummy. But this doesn't mean because it's
not a lot. But you know, when you know there's
a change in the relationship and you're feeling that tension
at home, you start putting patterns together. Often we are wrong,
completely wrong.

Speaker 20 (01:33:16):
Yeah, maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Maybe we'll ring her up next, we'll take a little break,
we'll bring it back, and we'll try and get to
the bottom of this mess. That sounds what you want
to be together, right, You don't want it to end?

Speaker 21 (01:33:28):
No, I don't want to end. No, No, I can't
watch three years.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Okay, okay, let's see if we can't get to the
bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Nikki, all right, all.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Right, Brooklyn, I don't know being gay. You can you
throw any extra insights in here, because you know I
don't know. I don't know what goes on in the
gay world.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Well, yeah, I do. All I know is lesbians. I've
heard they'll be lesbian for a while and then they
will go back like that. Does happen a lot?

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Right, and front them with men?

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Does it like you're gay? You're not just suddenly going back?

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Yeah? If you're fully, you guys are really missing out
on some beautiful stuff. You know what I'm saying. Ni,
The woman's body is something that should just make bowed
down to, bowed down to.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Of course they start stacking on the Ki loos and
then you've do the right thing. Let them all No,
it's no good, Okay with Nikki stand by. We'll get
your gorgeous girl, Renee. We'll get her on. We'll see
if we can fix this little dry spell. Up next
at Kids, Kyle and Jackie os Race Bell.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
We're trying to reconnect. Kyle is broadcasting from home. We'll
do that in a second. So Brooklyn, we've got Nicki here,
who obviously wanted to find out from her partner of
three years. She's in a relationship with Renee and the
last eight months they have not had sex. And it
all happened one night when her girlfriend went off to

(01:34:53):
a Valentine's Day work party and then boom comes home,
they start sleeping in separate bedrooms.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
They just don't have sex again.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
And there was a photo of her looking chummy with
a guy at this work.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Function, right, And in Nikki's head, she's sort of like
connecting all these dots and over analyzing everything, and she
has assumed that her girlfriend has hooked up with a
guy and is possibly still seeing him. She's just not sure.
But these are all her thoughts and she wants to
get them out on the table this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
So NICKI are you ready to talk to your girlfriend, Renee?
We do have her up ready to go.

Speaker 21 (01:35:30):
Okay, yep, all good, All right.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Let's shoot her over guys.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Renee. Hi, it's Kyle and Jackie. Okle's not here right now.
He will be joining us in a second. But you're
on a segment called dry Spell, Renee, and we have
your beautiful girlfriend Nikki here, who wanted to talk to you. Okay,
you sound yeah, you sound cautious rightly.

Speaker 10 (01:35:54):
So no, I'm a little bit peed off right now,
Like what I don't know what it's about.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
You know what it's about now that.

Speaker 10 (01:36:05):
Like you've just said dry spell? Hell yeah, like great, Okay,
I'm going to sound like the biggest bitch in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Well, not necessarily, like you know, these things happen. I
guess NICKI would be keen to hear. Why what's happening?

Speaker 10 (01:36:22):
Oh, NICKI does know. NICKI knows a lot, but Nikki
doesn't seem to get through her head. And she does
this all the time, and she gets our friends involved,
and it's just she's freaking pushing and pushing and pushing.
And now it's like it's too much. Like she's just
pushed me into a freaking corner and I'm going through

(01:36:46):
like the worst time of my life right now, and
she's like putting all this pressure on me.

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
Can you tell us anything about what it is that
Nicki knows.

Speaker 10 (01:36:59):
That I'm going through.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Yeah, yeah, because because yeah, it sounded like it started
on Valentine's Day at a work party.

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
Oh okay, So look, my mum has been diagnosed as
stage four ovarian cancer.

Speaker 10 (01:37:15):
And last year she had an operation they took most
of it out. They couldn't get all of it out.
This year it's come back. So I've had to come
back home to my like small country town because I've
got a disabled sister twenty four to seven care and
like I'm helping out. So that's like stress number one.
And like we've been together, you know for a few

(01:37:39):
years and stuff, and it was going great at first,
and then like all this pressure just started and she
was like pushing me into a corner, and like it
started becoming not fun anymore, Like sex become like a routine,
like are we going to have sex? It wasn't spontaneous anymore.
It was just like, you know, we had.

Speaker 12 (01:37:57):
To talk about it.

Speaker 10 (01:37:59):
Yeah, but it was like more like, you know, she
was very controlling and she started getting so jealous. And
then Valentine's Day, like I work in disability and we
had a Christmas party and you know, we had a
group photo and someone was like, you know, very happy

(01:38:21):
to be touching me, and she made a point of it,
like she zoomed in that far to like have a
look like that's how far she goes?

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Well, is that that fut jack doing a lot of
zoom in?

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
You know, But you didn't hook up with this guy Renee.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Renee?

Speaker 29 (01:38:44):
They oh, oh, look that I at the time, at
that at that Valentine's Day.

Speaker 10 (01:38:56):
No, I did not hook up him with him. Then
when did you have a weekend when we had a
massive fight over everything, and you were accusing me of
sleeping with him. You were accusing me of everything. And
then I went out to the pub with some friends

(01:39:18):
and Ben was then, and Ben was there and we
all went fad for me.

Speaker 29 (01:39:30):
Yes, okay, but.

Speaker 10 (01:39:34):
I've been trying. I have been trying to gently tell
you I don't I can't be with you anymore.

Speaker 21 (01:39:46):
Are you serious?

Speaker 10 (01:39:50):
We have had this discussion so many times, like seriously,
and you wanted to bring it up now, like out
of all the time times in the world.

Speaker 23 (01:40:03):
Are you serious?

Speaker 29 (01:40:04):
I'm speechless, babe.

Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
I've tried to like have this conversation with you for
like six months now, and you just you don't have
a bar of it. You just you cry, and then
we go back in that same merry go round because
I have to take care of you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Why haven't you moved out yet? Renee?

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Well, there's you still together?

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Like yeah, are you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Well not right now, they've just broken up, but before
this call, you were together.

Speaker 10 (01:40:42):
Right yeah, yeah, And like I've been trying to find
a way to break up with her, but every time
I try to, like, you know, I'm not saying She
pulls a sad card but the sad card comes out
and then like out and then you know, the depression
then everything, and then I'm like, shit, okay, wrong time, stop,

(01:41:04):
take care of her.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Can I ask after that one night thing with Ben?
Did it continue after that?

Speaker 10 (01:41:12):
No? It was. It was just a one night thing
and we pretty much stopped. He's got a girlfriend. Now
he's oversea, he's traveling, so it was it was honestly
just a one night thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
Everyone else.

Speaker 10 (01:41:26):
There hasn't been anyone else, but like I am talking
to like other people like friendly, like my friend like
friendship wise, but I don't know. It's like to take
the pressure off me right now, like with my mom
and my sister and everything else in life, and I

(01:41:47):
just I can't be pressured.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Nick Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:41:53):
Yeah, like I am. I'm sorry that I had to
come out like this, but holy crap, you I didn't
expect it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Like this, Nikki.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
Were you expect you weren't expecting that?

Speaker 21 (01:42:08):
No, I was not, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
What did you hope was picking the What did you
hope was going to happen with this call.

Speaker 21 (01:42:17):
That was just going through just like a dry spell
and everything is going to be okay. But now that
I've found out she's cheated on me.

Speaker 29 (01:42:25):
That's that's it.

Speaker 21 (01:42:27):
That was a big year. No, no in the relationship obviously,
I am sorry, Like no, sorry's not going to cut it.
Yeah I know that, but like, seriously, we got to
have no. I don't want to listen to no. Yeah,
I'm done.

Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good to go back do that, I will. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
I don't like it ending like this. Three years you
girls have been together.

Speaker 10 (01:42:54):
Yeah, yeah, well that's what happens when she pushes.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
Are you the couple of fight a lot? Or is
this is fighting?

Speaker 21 (01:43:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
She fights.

Speaker 10 (01:43:05):
We do fight because she's a very jealous, controlling person.

Speaker 21 (01:43:13):
Let it all out, babe, let it all out.

Speaker 10 (01:43:16):
Wow, you wanted to do this, so let's do this,
like you know, you want to tell them what you're
really alive? Then fine, that's why we always fight. Yeah,
because I'm coming home late and all this crap.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
And it's just like she she was.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
She was obviously paranoid about something, but then she also
had a right to be because something was happening. Oh yeah, yeah,
like she knew.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
She had that gut feeling and she thought, am I
going crazy? Am I imagining this?

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Sorry? Guys, I've just come back from a monster.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Renee then did cheat on her with Ben, but not
the night she thought it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
What do you mean cheat?

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
She slept with Ben and then now she's just dumped
her because she said, you're too paranoid and jealous and
I can't handle it, and I've been trying to break up
with you anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Did miss.

Speaker 16 (01:44:22):
Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Wo.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
Hi, this is Nikky Nikki.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Sorry, is Renee still there?

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
She's here?

Speaker 10 (01:44:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'm still here.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
Oh you don't sound very impressed.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
She wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
She wasn't happy.

Speaker 10 (01:44:36):
No, no, I wasn't because she could have done this
outside of like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
What, what what fun? What fund is that for the
rest of us? But geez okay, so what you can't
You guys can't get through this. You gotta doesn't.

Speaker 10 (01:44:52):
No, No, I'm dube, like seriously, like after this, No,
that's it, like especially after what she knows I'm going through,
like seriously, and she calls me at a time like this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
She Yeah, it's a lot of rough things going on.
I get it. And what you that local work or.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
Is that just one of the sas with his girlfriend?

Speaker 27 (01:45:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Yeah, so he was cheating as well?

Speaker 4 (01:45:16):
Well, No, I think he got a girlfriend just after.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Yeah, like, yeah, oh, well, I'm sorry I missed it.
I'll listen to the podcast.

Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Yes, that's okay. Well it wasn't probably that interesting anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
Oh, it was definitely was interesting to listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
Bruno was banging on the door of the toilet, going,
I don't know what's going on, but everyone's mouth's wide
open and they're all looking shocked, and I thought, oh, bro,
it's half out. I don't know what. Anyways, I don't
need to go into those ladies. I'm sorry it didn't
work out. How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
Guys going to end this now? Is someone just going
to move out while the others at work today? What's
going to happen?

Speaker 10 (01:45:54):
Well, I'm in the country, like, I'm like five hours away.
He's going to have to Like, my mom's getting like
this is what I mean, my mum's getting treatment at
the moment, Like I can't even Yeah, you've got you've
got to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
Prioritize, Yeah, you've got you gotta.

Speaker 10 (01:46:11):
Only comes first. So I'm not even worried about that
at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
I know it's selfish, but no, that's not selfish. I
think that's the right thing. To do. Yes, best of
luck for everyone. If you guys need any help, therapy,
you need anyone, you know, any extra hand for anything,
because it's a bit of a should go with this
whole thing. But you're both decent people. Everyone makes mistakes,

(01:46:37):
everyone goes through bad and good times. So if you
need it with anything, let us know. We're happy to
smooth out any of these rough edges. But the relationship's done.
I get it, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
I'm sorry, girls, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:46:52):
That's okay, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
If you want to win Katie Perry tickets up next, everyone,
the big fact hunt.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
We haven't done that in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
No, I didn't even have to rethink it in my
mind how to say it, because that's an easy mistake,
all right, but I missed it. I knew what shouldn't
have gone for poo. Then you know, when you think
it's just it's going to be a crocodile like gone
wrong to always the chimpanzee when you don't want the chimpanzee.

(01:47:23):
You know what I'm saying, Jackie, I don't. I actually
don't chimpanzee, the one that hangs on there. He won't
go hanging on the line halfway swing that bastard around
you anyway? Ye, big fact hunt. Next, everyone to kiss Jaggio,

(01:47:44):
Big fact Hunt. Okay, big fact Haunt. I was going
to say she's got the number one single and the
number one album in Australia, still killing it. Yeah, number
one album in the UK as well.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
Right now she is actually like every song has been
a grower, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Yeah, totally, especially that first one. Yeah. Yeah, Brooklyn's into
a big fact hunt. He's going to give us some facts. Yeah,
Jack and I will have to figure out whether the
fact is true or not. And we need to get
what is it? Five o nine and we're playing on
behalf of Steve this Morning. Hey Steve, good morning, Hey.

Speaker 9 (01:48:24):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
How are we We're good, honey, So we need you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
Didn't have to do anything right. Nothing makes Brooklyn make
it easy. He tries this what we're trying to get
in Katie Perry. Tickets to go and check out that
Lifetime's Tour presented by Snaffle that's coming to Australia. You
get tickets from Friday at ticket Tech. Everyone but ours.
They're free. Steve, good luck. Hopefully we can nail it
for you, so you have to nail it. There's a

(01:48:51):
lot of pressure.

Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
I'll start off with, like you said, nice, easy one, daddy.
Long leg spiders are the most poisonous in Australia, but
aren't harmful to humans because their fangs can't penetrate our skins.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
That's not true. I think this is a myth. It's
a myth. It's absolutely true. I heard No.

Speaker 4 (01:49:07):
I think I think we think it's true, but I
don't think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
No. No, why would we think something that wasn't true
was true? Why would we think that?

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Because these things happen, It's like a myth gets out
there and then we all believe it until we realized, oh,
that was never true after all.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
It was like when I used to get sunburnt really
badly when I was eight, and my grandma would put
butter all over my.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Skin, things like that, you know, which really.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Just assists to burn more the child. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Crazy, So I think we say that is false.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Well, i'm sure you think that you should say that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
Are you going to veto word?

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
I'm not vetoing anything. That's not what equality, that's not
how equality works. Well let's discuss, Okay, I'll just go
as here. Then I think I'm right, I feel I'm right.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
All right, all right, I'm going to say false.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Well you think it's false, it is false. Well, they
can actually bite us, but their venom is not that strong. Yeah,
so we're really wrong about that, right back. Number two,
the word banana is derived from an African word that
translates to penis fruit.

Speaker 30 (01:50:15):
True or false?

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
It could be.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
It could be yeah, but is that where bananas are
from Africa or are they more of a tropical oasis
type of joint.

Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
I've been to Africa. I never saw a banana tree.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
But that doesn't mean.

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
It is a big You're right, it's look, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
That's a big fifty that one.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Let's say false.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
You want to Oh, I don't know. Hang on, what
about that Havana Brown song? Do you have a big
banana like that?

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
Yeah, let's think about that. Tell me the fact one
more time.

Speaker 5 (01:50:56):
Just what the wording the word banana derives from an
African word translates to penis fruit.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
Let's say falls.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
False? It is sounds dumb balls?

Speaker 5 (01:51:07):
Is correct? Yes, yes, these African doesn't mean penis fruit. Okay.
Fact number three, that doesn't say.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
Here, so you're not that smart as Rocky the.

Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
Geek looked these up? Did you figure it out?

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Locky?

Speaker 12 (01:51:22):
So what I found is that it originates from the
Wolof language, and when Portuguese explorers discovered bananas in West
Africa during the fifteenth century, they then adopted the word
into the Irnal language.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
How can they discover the banana when it was already
in Africa? Surely the Africans discovered at first.

Speaker 12 (01:51:40):
Yeah, but Portuguese explorers gave the name to it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Okay, all right, Next that should be canceled. Why isn't
that canceled?

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
Yeah, let's change it now back to what it was
penis fruit.

Speaker 22 (01:51:54):
No, okay, it too until nineteen ninety eight for every
Australian town to be connected to electricity, true or false.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Every little town. Yeah, there's a lot of real remote places. Yeah,
I reckon true too. Ye. Yeah. It was very slow
and NBN is nearly rolled out everyone. That's very exciting.
Lock in true.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
True is correct?

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
Roll here in a right.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
Little town in Victoria didn't get it until I.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
Bet you that was Pete's shitty town. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:52:32):
We got electricity very late in life, but I don't
think we were the.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
Last okay, right, next one.

Speaker 5 (01:52:37):
In fact, four camels can go five months without drinking
because of the water they store in their humps. Is
that true or those five months?

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
It's too long.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
Yeah, that's too long.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Yeah. And you know what, they don't really carry the
water around in those humps. I thought they were like
big empty air bags they'd fill up with water. Yeah,
like a hot water bottle in there. But that's not
how it is. It's sort of like a big sponge.
But I don't think five months. I think that's too long.

Speaker 13 (01:53:06):
Saying false, Yeah, let's go false false is the right answer. Well, yeah,
but apparently they can go five months without eating or drinking.
The wrong part of the question is that there's no
water in their humps, Like you were saying, Oh, it's
like fat in there.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
Yeah, like fatty spongy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:53:25):
Can I just say, Brooklyn, we just need one more?

Speaker 3 (01:53:28):
This is it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Oh, Steve, your kid might be seeing Katie Perry after
all at all? Go Brooklyn, let's sort of rip the
band aid off this.

Speaker 5 (01:53:38):
Thanks to Lockie the Geek, we have a bathist one
thousand themed question.

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
H No, I know what gives a shit about number? Five.

Speaker 5 (01:53:49):
Peter Brock won his ninth and last Bathist one thousand
in nineteen eighty seven, but he didn't lead the race
at any stage.

Speaker 4 (01:53:57):
True or false.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Win.

Speaker 4 (01:54:01):
Maybe somebody won but then got canceled, like you know, just.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
All right, right, you think there there's a thinking woman.

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
We go, we go true. We're saying true.

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
I agree, looking truth.

Speaker 5 (01:54:14):
Weird enough, True is correct?

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
Every tickets, brother, nice work. I don't know why I'm thinking, Steve,
he did nothing to help.

Speaker 3 (01:54:28):
Yes you are, Steve, enjoy that concept.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
Well done, man, congrats, excellent work. You're on fire today, man,
well done.

Speaker 4 (01:54:35):
Yeah, but I feel like you know, Locky it was
easy today.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
Oh wow, you dissing the boy if he's not already
behind the eight ball of life enough?

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Who used to do a thing?

Speaker 4 (01:54:50):
That was you?

Speaker 3 (01:54:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
It was me?

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
Yeah, you were good at tricking us.

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
I Likedlocky's facts, but yeah, you guys are just a
bit too too ass, just.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
A little bit too intelligent and high brown to be
tricked with those. Well, therefore I did put myself out
there with the daddy long legs you did. I could
have sworn that was true.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Well it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Well, you know, I'm not lucky enough to be dating
English lecturers and things like that, and all the high
society crowd. I don't know, what do you You must
find all this knowledge out during your witty bantat down
at the Is that how you find these things out?

Speaker 5 (01:55:30):
You love a trivia night too?

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
I actually do, yes, I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Everything about it says lose it. So you see her
on the billboard, right.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
True?

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
Talking of loser. Lockie is going to chat next. We've
recorded some stuff young Cooper. John's good looking, strap and
look and bloke can have multiple women a week if
he wants. He's that type of athlete. But he's a
nice guy as well as is it sweetie pie? What
does it sound like with him and Hockey the geek

(01:56:01):
just chatting behind the scenes?

Speaker 4 (01:56:02):
Oh yeah, because the Coops was in Melbourne with Locke
for a few days, just sitting there and we watched
them on the screen talking about We couldn't hear them.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
And we're like tape on that.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
We want to hear what they're actually saying, Like what
these two have in common?

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
What do they where? Do they find any common ground
at all?

Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
I can't think what that common ground would be. So
we ran tape over it and we want to have
a listen next to what the conversation was.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
The weird thing about it is both of them are
human being males, yes, yet looking at them, they couldn't
be further apart.

Speaker 3 (01:56:41):
Almost different species.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
That's a which one is human.

Speaker 4 (01:56:51):
Streams they're extreme.

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
One's an athlete, one.

Speaker 4 (01:56:56):
For one's a geek. You know, it's easy to.

Speaker 2 (01:57:00):
Do they do they have some sort of thread of life.
I'm guessing no, but we'll find out. Next to kiss
Kyle and Jackie os in conversation with Lucky the Geek
and Cooper Giants. So what we decided to do was
get two of the bookends of the show. There's very

(01:57:21):
handsome ex football hero Cooper. John's no problem mixing it
up here with all the ladies, the fellas, the clients
that come in management to charm every Everyone just eats
straight out of the do It's like he's a bird feeder.
They can't help but gravitate towards the Coop.

Speaker 29 (01:57:43):
It.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
I'd be hard pressed to find someone who didn't love Cooper.

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
Yeah, yeah, they probably are. Everyone has we bring up.

Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
The exes here, we move on.

Speaker 4 (01:57:54):
Yeah, and then you've got Lockie the geek who loves
his thermomx, he loves his flesh life.

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
He's not real, not real chatty. None of the clients
seem to gravitate towards him. If anything, they walked the
long way around staff. They'll tolerate him. But he's one
of us, and he's protected here.

Speaker 4 (01:58:16):
And he's only slept with two women, and we know
Cooper probably is at the other end of that. So
these two, well.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Well, sorry, not only you've you've really given him props here.
He doesn't deserve both women. That luck he has slept with,
he's got because he works on this show. Prior to
meeting us, the guy had no one, nothing. He was
a zero.

Speaker 4 (01:58:37):
Option and he's in his How old are you?

Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
What do you want to do when you grow up? Lucky?

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
Yeah, what do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
He said? When you grow up? What do you want
to be?

Speaker 12 (01:58:50):
You're implied, But I haven't grown up yet.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
No one coming. I'm coming straight out and saying that.
I'm not even implying. What are you want to be?

Speaker 21 (01:59:01):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:59:01):
Its motorsport conversator? But I went to did that and
now I'm having a life on the radio. I don't know.
Maybe I'm getting some politics one day.

Speaker 13 (01:59:10):
Yeah, Coop's not impressed with that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:15):
Jesus got John Howard written all over. He doesn't he
give some me googly glasses. There's John Howard two point
zero right there.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
So Coops, you spent a bit of time in Lockey's
studio when you were in Melbourne, and we just wondered
what the hell you guys were talking about. We could
see you on the screen talking, but we didn't know
what was being said. It just looked like you were
trying to make conversation. That's what it looked like.

Speaker 5 (01:59:39):
I remember driving the conversation pretty hard.

Speaker 31 (01:59:42):
Yeah, and there I got a little bit back, but
not not enough that I would have liked to have
had a conversation with some like was.

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
He the guy? Was he the guy you do like
across Australia road trip with just you and hear him
hitting the road being ausy doing the road trip? Is
he your choice?

Speaker 31 (02:00:00):
It depends how long it was Like if it was,
because there wasn't much.

Speaker 2 (02:00:03):
Chance across another board.

Speaker 31 (02:00:05):
If we had the Kyl and Jack your podcast going
would be nice because he wasn't talking to me.

Speaker 4 (02:00:09):
So right, Okay, well let's listen because the first bit
of audio. You you were talking to Luckey about animals.
I believe right.

Speaker 11 (02:00:18):
Okay, you're big animals guy.

Speaker 27 (02:00:22):
Yeah, I don't like animals. Birds. You're a bird man.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:00:27):
I used to love bird watching as a kid, and
I still do enjoy the odd bit of bushwalking and watching.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (02:00:36):
I find birds like unpredictable, like you just don't know
what they're thinking.

Speaker 12 (02:00:45):
Then swooped by magpires is not fun during nesting season?

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
Oh yeah, is that when they.

Speaker 27 (02:00:52):
Swoop you because they got cheeks nests? Yea, chicks in there.

Speaker 2 (02:00:59):
Like females.

Speaker 12 (02:01:02):
Baby birds are called cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Oh I didn't know. I thought that was like baby chickens.

Speaker 27 (02:01:10):
Did you not know the baby birds are called cheeks?

Speaker 30 (02:01:22):
Conversation It was Lucky the Geek and Cooper John's it's
very good.

Speaker 2 (02:01:30):
A slow start, slow start, this is great. Okay. Well
it doesn't end there, folks, No it does.

Speaker 4 (02:01:36):
And this time Cooper thought he was Lucky about one
of his interests, car racing. You probably thought, oh, here
we go. He won't shut up about this.

Speaker 2 (02:01:44):
I wouldn't be able to shut him up and try it.

Speaker 4 (02:01:46):
And maybe I don't know what's what's what we're about
to hear, but yeah, should we.

Speaker 2 (02:01:51):
Just you you'll know what you're about here.

Speaker 5 (02:01:53):
Okay, it gets an erection here. It's the only question
that he actually showed any interest.

Speaker 10 (02:01:59):
All right, all right, okay, the new ken for the
the races on Saturday.

Speaker 27 (02:02:05):
Yeah, yeah, it should be a good weekend.

Speaker 12 (02:02:07):
So Sandown it's the first of the two in durance races.
So in the Supercars Championship there's two in durance races,
which is where there's two drivers sharing h car, the
Sandown five hundred and then the Batist one thousand.

Speaker 27 (02:02:23):
The Sandown is.

Speaker 12 (02:02:24):
Like a bit of a preview for Batists because the
first time we get to see how the co drivers go.

Speaker 30 (02:02:34):
Yeah right, in conversation, it's lucky to Geek and Cooper giants.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Very nice, very nice. By the way, that had to
be edited down for fifteen minutes of Locky explaining the
standering him or whatever that shit is.

Speaker 12 (02:02:52):
And all I asked was was he excited for.

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
Lockie?

Speaker 5 (02:02:57):
Can you say endurance race for us again?

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
Endured three? Yeah, there he goes now there, Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:03:04):
Then Cooper thought he'd bring up something that he was
interested in, which is drinking. So let's see what Lockie
had to offer with that topic.

Speaker 27 (02:03:13):
Do you enjoy a drink?

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Do you go and have to go out around here? Anything?

Speaker 27 (02:03:17):
So occasionally? But the thing with me is I getting
drunk very quickly.

Speaker 12 (02:03:24):
I don't drink very often, and I'm a light wave
of the drunk after two drinks.

Speaker 5 (02:03:30):
Oh really yeah yeah, okay, yeah, I'm keen to see that.

Speaker 27 (02:03:34):
Everybody thinks it's funny when I get drunk.

Speaker 12 (02:03:36):
So Pindro and Bruno have seen me drunk. Ask him
about the Christmas party that I went to a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 27 (02:03:47):
I will tell you his story. That was a loose night.

Speaker 30 (02:03:51):
In conversation, was lucky the geek in Cooper Joints?

Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
Why is he throwing the other staff members to tell
his own stories?

Speaker 16 (02:04:00):
He didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
You just tell your own story, bra That's what That's
what conversation. He's like, Yeah, Well, if you really want
to hear a good story, got to someone else.

Speaker 5 (02:04:13):
Bruno.

Speaker 4 (02:04:13):
How loose was it?

Speaker 2 (02:04:15):
Do you have any recollection of this what he's talking about? Bruno? Vaguely?

Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
It was a big night. It was a big one.

Speaker 2 (02:04:22):
You've got a story about it, apparently.

Speaker 8 (02:04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:04:24):
He really put me on the Spoty, I'm trying to
think of any stories that I might have involving him.
I just remembered he was pretty hammered.

Speaker 2 (02:04:32):
There was the Christmas party about this was a warehouse party?
Was that the stripper party you guys had the at
the down at the industrial Park?

Speaker 4 (02:04:43):
No, that wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:04:45):
Yeah, yeah that was it, and give any I don't
want to give any names out, but.

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
Somebody works in an.

Speaker 11 (02:04:51):
Industry where there's a lot of like white powder, like legitimately,
and we got so hammered that we mistook things.

Speaker 2 (02:05:02):
Is this what you guys were where you snorting? You
broke off the fly?

Speaker 7 (02:05:05):
Yeah that's what.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
Yeah, that was that night. Yeah, yeah, we've all made
that mistake.

Speaker 4 (02:05:10):
Anyway, Like we established earlier, Lockie is in his late thirties.
Looking at him though, if you don't remember him from
Beauty in the Gig, he is quite small.

Speaker 2 (02:05:21):
You know, it's gone pathetic boys.

Speaker 4 (02:05:28):
Anyway, Anyway, Cooper made an observation. He noticed that Lockie
was drinking his deare iced coffee out of a straw.

Speaker 2 (02:05:35):
So yes, every month.

Speaker 4 (02:05:38):
So you Cooper wanted to find out why you didn't
drink out of the bottle like a real man.

Speaker 31 (02:05:42):
Yeah, I was curious Why do you drink the dear
coffee in a straw?

Speaker 7 (02:05:46):
Is that for your teeth.

Speaker 27 (02:05:49):
Parlor?

Speaker 12 (02:05:50):
Yeah, the dangers told me that it's thin and drink
drinks through a straw, so.

Speaker 31 (02:05:58):
Yeah, because it's it's stained your teeth and somethings that.

Speaker 27 (02:06:04):
Yeah, it's been. If you say to drink through a straw.

Speaker 12 (02:06:11):
Just the straw over hit the back of his throat,
you choke on.

Speaker 26 (02:06:13):
It, doesn't.

Speaker 12 (02:06:22):
I felt if you have lasked me, then it's never
ever had a problem that I've.

Speaker 27 (02:06:28):
Had my mate choked on a straw.

Speaker 2 (02:06:30):
What was he trying to do?

Speaker 27 (02:06:31):
Give him a blow job and take the throat it?

Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
No, he was.

Speaker 31 (02:06:34):
He was just drinking and then the force of the
liquid pushed it to the back of his heat and
he was like choking on it.

Speaker 27 (02:06:41):
Well, that's all ideal.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
No, No, he's all right though.

Speaker 27 (02:06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (02:06:48):
In conversation with Lucky the Geek and Cooper, John's.

Speaker 2 (02:06:52):
Very nice, very nice, very nice.

Speaker 5 (02:06:55):
The other best Lucky.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
Why this blood can't get some pussy on his own
is beyond me. The guy's got it, can chatterman anything.

Speaker 4 (02:07:05):
It's good, Okay. Finally, Luck he's always telling us like
he's always telling us. He's never done anything illegal, right,
never even a point in his license. But yeah, Coops
wanted to find out if that was actually true.

Speaker 2 (02:07:23):
Have you ever done anything wrong illegal?

Speaker 27 (02:07:28):
Well, watching.

Speaker 12 (02:07:36):
Videos that might not have come from paid sources, That's
probably about the most invegal thing I've done. I may
have when I was living in Golden because I used
to work at the racetrack in Goldman Wakefield Park and
sometimes I would drive from Goldman to Bathist mighty back roads,

(02:08:02):
no place, so I'm not an area that's three on controlled. Yeah,
I had the common or they're probably signs and I'm ursuing,
you know, one hundred and sixty or one hundred and
eighty what where?

Speaker 27 (02:08:13):
Yeah, you're a lightning mccoen.

Speaker 30 (02:08:17):
In conversation with Lucky the Geek and Cooper.

Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
Jiant's very nice, very nice, Well, getting to know the
staff like it. Good on you, Coops.

Speaker 31 (02:08:29):
I just try to put myself out there more, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:08:31):
Can you go and.

Speaker 4 (02:08:33):
Stay with Luckey for longer so we can do this
segment every day? Yeah, it's my favorite news segment right now.

Speaker 12 (02:08:42):
Sure, the thing is that it won't say is effective
anymore because now every time Cooper comes down here. I
won't expect that everything that I say is going to
be recorded, so I probably won't pay its authentic.

Speaker 2 (02:08:55):
Okay, what so you mean when you know people are
listening full of ship? Is that what you mean?

Speaker 12 (02:09:02):
Well, I'm talking my radio voice.

Speaker 2 (02:09:07):
That was just what you're screaming at us in now.
Is this what you call your radio voice? Yep, they
sound the same. It's just this normal voice from Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (02:09:17):
True, it is the same, Lucky.

Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
It's just you know what, remember when you remember, we
remember how you left us because you know, you got
that listener and you went off to you know, get married.
You had the one woman that said yes to here
that ended up being a disaster. But then you went
off into the bush where we sent you to to

(02:09:41):
as punishment to Ballarat? Right, is that where we sent
you bat?

Speaker 8 (02:09:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:09:46):
So I was on the radio there.

Speaker 2 (02:09:47):
Yeah, being an announcer like Gordie is in the daytime, right,
that's what you.

Speaker 12 (02:09:51):
Were worked our hits?

Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
Yeah, give us a little bit of back announce. Have
you got a song? What sort of songs did you
play on that station?

Speaker 12 (02:09:59):
Similar song? That's what we play on kids.

Speaker 2 (02:10:03):
Get a song up and then I want to hear
what you sounded like. I want to hear your proper
locky radio voice, and then we'll throw it into a song.
What's the next song? Oh, it's the Dean Lewis Cyril song,
the Fall at your Feet. Love that song and it's
a zero second intro, so it starts really close to that.
No music at the beginning. Okay, let's hear you. You

(02:10:23):
throw it to it. Not that we're going to play
it now, but play it in a minute. But I
want to hear what you sound like on air.

Speaker 12 (02:10:28):
Go com me up next to your old belrat's power
of him. It's the lightest from Cyril and Dane Lewis,
a ray mic of a crowded house, classic form at
your face here on.

Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
Oh god, it's so yelly? Oh very nice. That's good. Wow? Yeah,
too many words? What did you think, Jackie?

Speaker 4 (02:10:47):
Oh look, it's good. Good.

Speaker 7 (02:10:50):
Would you listen?

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
Oh dear, I would.

Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
It's a lie.

Speaker 3 (02:10:59):
Why how many others ss do we have to choose
from in Ballarat?

Speaker 4 (02:11:02):
Probably just one other?

Speaker 2 (02:11:03):
Right?

Speaker 12 (02:11:04):
Three B Yeah, well.

Speaker 4 (02:11:06):
They don't sound very good to me.

Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
Three BA What is three BA doing? What have they
got on?

Speaker 12 (02:11:11):
Three B is for the old demographic, but it is
an ir N station as well.

Speaker 4 (02:11:15):
Yeah, and what music do they play?

Speaker 12 (02:11:18):
They play more like seventies and eighties stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:11:21):
So the original version of four of Your Feet? Can
you get that one up? Probaly his thing the Fall
of your Feet from that Crowded House. Let's see what
you sound like on three bo or whatever? What's it called?
B A I three b A. Okay, here we go,
do it again, three b A.

Speaker 12 (02:11:39):
This time you're on the go on bellarettes three b A,
crowd tabs, you're company on balarrattes three b A. Let's
go back to a classic from Crowded House. It's former
your face.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
That's got you written all over it. You like that?
What happened at the beginning there? You sound like you
had a little breakdown that you were there, you're writing
something down and then you went bill bla.

Speaker 12 (02:12:10):
No, sorry, it's of course.

Speaker 2 (02:12:13):
That comes through. Yes, he did you just drop the
F word out? Did you know that? Yes? She just
dropped the F B. I didn't.

Speaker 12 (02:12:23):
I don't think I did, but it did sound then?

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
Did he do it sense or not?

Speaker 28 (02:12:28):
It will be being baped?

Speaker 2 (02:12:29):
Yes, Well, lucky bad boy, dirty mouth, little thing. Look
at you now he knows he's on air. He's all
full of profanity and filth. Right, Well, where's your dear Locky?
He's coughing everyone? What's wrong, Lucky? What's wrong?

Speaker 5 (02:12:48):
No?

Speaker 12 (02:12:50):
I didn't bring the deer ice coffee this morning?

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
Well why are you choking and swallowing spit? What's going on?

Speaker 12 (02:12:57):
Oh? I just had a bit of a frog in
my throat.

Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
It's your dog barking. Who is that? That's Kyle's that's
mine dog. Don't worry about min dog. It was like
Lucky coffee up a fur ball.

Speaker 4 (02:13:11):
Okay, guys, coming up next, we've got a round of
our news standby Jaggio.

Speaker 2 (02:13:18):
Kiss. Jackie's got some own news now. Based on this
true story, the brand new series Joan starring Sophie Turner,
premiere is tomorrow October one. It's up there tomorrow for
you to watch only on stand.

Speaker 4 (02:13:31):
Okay, some big celebrity weddings happened over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:13:34):
First there was Lana del Ray. I saw that headline.

Speaker 4 (02:13:37):
Never read the story wish I had of because it's
quite interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:13:42):
She married, Yeah, didn't she date? Just some like some
dudes that sort of is like a crocodile a tour No,
just a.

Speaker 4 (02:13:50):
Tour guide, right, a tour guide for alligators and.

Speaker 2 (02:13:55):
Those dudes in those boats that drive up and down.

Speaker 4 (02:13:58):
Like tours, right, And that's where he is employed. She
met him and he didn't know who she was, and
then they hit it off and then they got married,
Like I think, one.

Speaker 2 (02:14:12):
Wow, So she must love that sort of nature blow,
you know, because those guys they're all rugged.

Speaker 3 (02:14:17):
That's rugged. That's a rugged man right there.

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
Yeah, up and down there, some sort of delligators alley.

Speaker 3 (02:14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:14:24):
And then Rebel married Ramona Rebel Wilson and that happens.

Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
Yeah, oh lovely. Congratulations to those two.

Speaker 4 (02:14:33):
And there's nothing like running into an X when you
don't expect it. But this one from Benson Boone takes
the cake. Benson Boone, you know beautiful things that are
great singer.

Speaker 3 (02:14:42):
He was performing on stage in Missouri.

Speaker 4 (02:14:45):
And he turned he spotted a girl in the crowd
and it turned out to be a girl that was
an ex They had a thing when they were teenagers.
Here it is, I mean, you already agree, and I.

Speaker 6 (02:15:03):
Think I was in seventh grade.

Speaker 27 (02:15:07):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:15:07):
I can't over here and started singing and I saw
your face.

Speaker 5 (02:15:10):
What that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:15:16):
We're very good to.

Speaker 4 (02:15:17):
See if you're hoping, oh, she'd be loving that, she'd
be hoping he would recognize her.

Speaker 2 (02:15:25):
Like, yeah, it sounds like he wasn't keen on catching
up after the concert, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:15:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. And Kristin Cavaleri and her boyfriend
that she's what thirties age or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:15:39):
You're telling us about these two. Yeah, you're saying these
two are so in love, wrapped into each.

Speaker 4 (02:15:44):
Other or were seven months their relationship lasted and they've
just broken up.

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
Every time you bring up some couple that you admire,
they end a week later.

Speaker 4 (02:15:55):
Did I say I admired it? I just said good
on them, Like that's that.

Speaker 3 (02:15:58):
I was like, good on you.

Speaker 2 (02:15:59):
You know, I heard you talking to some of the
girls here like you know, well I wouldn't you. Yeah,
he's a handsome fellow, he is.

Speaker 3 (02:16:06):
He's really hot.

Speaker 4 (02:16:08):
Anyway. She briefly mentioned the split to Alex Cooper. Yeah
in the what's that podcast?

Speaker 2 (02:16:14):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (02:16:15):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (02:16:16):
Not really podcast?

Speaker 4 (02:16:17):
Yeah, you know the one anyway, So yeah, that's the one.
And and she and Mark revealed their future plans on
the podcast. When they were on it a little while back,
and yeah, let's listen to that, because this is them
talking about the future together.

Speaker 7 (02:16:33):
What are my end goals with you?

Speaker 22 (02:16:36):
And goal obviously would to be married and have a
happy life.

Speaker 2 (02:16:43):
I mean that's in there. Yeah, you can say it.
I mean that's in there.

Speaker 12 (02:16:47):
Yeah, I feel like that goes with being married and whatever.

Speaker 21 (02:16:50):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:16:51):
Okay, Well, isn't a good sign right there at all.
And this baby's got to be the coolest baby in
the world right now. France has been Cobain, who is
the daughter of Kurt Cobain from Nirvana, and her husband

(02:17:15):
Riley Hawk, who is the son of Tony Hawk, the
skateboarding legend, just had a baby together.

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
So that's there's a lot of pressure on this child
to do well, a lot of from both sides of
the fi.

Speaker 3 (02:17:28):
We know, I know, right.

Speaker 4 (02:17:29):
And then justin Timberlake's song at the end of Crime
a River, there's a bit where he goes into a
falsetto that's kind of got everyone talking on Twitter. People
are like, gosh, I don't know why it's resurfaced all
of a sudden, but everyone on Twitter's like, oh my gosh.
At the end, yeah, listen that part and Everyone's like,

(02:17:56):
oh wow, that falsetto at the end. You know, justin
can bring that to the barbecue.

Speaker 5 (02:18:02):
This was like twenty I know.

Speaker 2 (02:18:04):
I don't know why, but what barbecue.

Speaker 4 (02:18:07):
Oh the barbecue is like a compliment, you know, like
you can bring that to the barbecue. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 2 (02:18:16):
Potato? Is that the best thing that happened to the barbecue?

Speaker 4 (02:18:20):
But the thing, the reason why this has now like
become even bigger is because a girl has come up
and come out this backing singer and she says, it's
not justin singing that part, it's actually me. I was
the one that sang that on the song her I
got to I do here it is Ury Curny, Curny Curney.

Speaker 32 (02:18:46):
That was that I'm the barbecue, the barbecue, the barbecue. Apparently,
according to Twitter, that was oh did you hear that?

Speaker 5 (02:18:58):
False cettle?

Speaker 16 (02:18:59):
He can actually comes to the barbecue.

Speaker 32 (02:19:01):
But years later they will find out that that part
was actually me And this is not to shave the
rest of the song. Doesn't can still come but then
you know, twitters twitters relentless. It was like shot the
barbecue and the barbecue I have not the Barbicane's sauce
on the song.

Speaker 2 (02:19:21):
So I have.

Speaker 5 (02:19:21):
Always known that was you.

Speaker 32 (02:19:27):
Yes, Wait know that that wasn't Jess, It was barbecue
sauce that I brought marinated.

Speaker 4 (02:19:35):
Wait is she sing that all of it? That crammy,
crammy cramey.

Speaker 3 (02:19:40):
She sings that's her all of it any time?

Speaker 2 (02:19:43):
It's falsetto sounded like that's what she was claiming. So
how bizarre. But see, when these songs get done, there
are tracking vocalists that do stuff that and then the
vocalists like justin Timberlake, for example, would be would go
in and go over all that ship. But who knows?

Speaker 3 (02:20:02):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (02:20:02):
All right, guys, we'll take your last calls if you
want to phone in on thirteen one oh six five
Kyle is.

Speaker 27 (02:20:09):
Jackie out and Jackie O.

Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
Kyle and Jackie. We'll take a few last calls thirteen
sixty five. You want to get through about anything, we
haven't covered anything. We've covered whatever's on your mind. We
don't care. And by the way, ticket man is back
tomorrow running in Sydney tomorrow everyone this time tickets to
the NRL Grand Final. Oh yeah, AFL done. NRL next

(02:20:31):
he'll be at Parker Street Reserve in Penrith from seven am.
You'll have a little while so we'll start setting up
shit down there at seven and then he'll run around eight.
So bear that in mind.

Speaker 5 (02:20:43):
That's tomorrow tomorrow on.

Speaker 2 (02:20:48):
Yeah, got a few calls now, Sarah's run through high Sarah, Hey, honey, tough, Hi.

Speaker 28 (02:20:53):
Kyle, Hi, jackiey honey, what's going on? A question for you, Jackie,
because I'm a fellow divorcer also back into the dating scene,
and so what's your theory with do you think that
you should only be on one or do you think
you should be on multiple or is it just the
same people on every map anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:21:11):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:21:12):
Actually, I you're off the apps now, aren't you at
the moment you're on the dry spells. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:21:18):
I I go on Bumble every now and again and
have a look. But I just think at the end
of the day, No, I don't know that they are
all the same. I actually think they are there that
you get different ones on different apps.

Speaker 2 (02:21:29):
Well, aren't they designed? Aren't they designed for different types
of direction?

Speaker 4 (02:21:34):
Not really, because like, well yes, I think like Tinder
is far less serious, you know, it's just like a
hook up thing and they've.

Speaker 2 (02:21:41):
Been on that.

Speaker 4 (02:21:43):
I went I went on there.

Speaker 2 (02:21:46):
No no, no, you never you went on the date?

Speaker 4 (02:21:49):
No no, I went on there for a day and
then I was like, oh, this is friggin hectic Tinder.
No thanks.

Speaker 3 (02:21:56):
Then I I went on the engine. I didn't find
there was that much any people.

Speaker 2 (02:22:00):
On what hinge for? What's that one?

Speaker 4 (02:22:02):
Hinges for proper relationships? And then I went on Bumble,
and then that's got the most and the best I
reckon for sure, Like all the girls around here only
used bumble. It just isn't.

Speaker 2 (02:22:13):
They're always single, these chicks, So it doesn't works a
lot of variety, but no result.

Speaker 3 (02:22:18):
No, no it does.

Speaker 4 (02:22:19):
It's just so you know, it's it takes time, like
some people just aren't the right ones for you.

Speaker 2 (02:22:25):
So yeah, I don't know actually, because yeah, I've never
never been that guy who's been single long enough to
need anything. Yeah, any assistance.

Speaker 4 (02:22:34):
Yeah, Well go on it, Sarah and check it out,
all right. Daniel's called through.

Speaker 2 (02:22:42):
Hi, Daniel, Hey man, here you going, Hey, bro, what's up?

Speaker 24 (02:22:48):
Not too much? I'm just calling out to say cool.
Last week you were talking about here you wanted to
look young again. Yes, yes, just driven me to sort
of start my journey.

Speaker 2 (02:23:00):
Oh yeah, what have you any of?

Speaker 4 (02:23:04):
Yeah, he's only at the contemplating stage.

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
The contemplating You don't want to rush into these life changes, Jackie,
you were the channel bounce around.

Speaker 3 (02:23:12):
What did you do, Daniel to be on the thinking stage?

Speaker 24 (02:23:16):
I started start firstly, started a healthier diet compared to
what I.

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
Was originally on. Right, and you just did that like
straight away?

Speaker 24 (02:23:26):
Yeah, they have inspirational words and went out shopping that day.

Speaker 3 (02:23:31):
And what do you want to do? Like, how much
do you want to lose?

Speaker 24 (02:23:35):
Realistically? I'm probably a nice five to ten before summer.

Speaker 4 (02:23:43):
Did you hear intern Pete before he's lost a kilos
in two weeks?

Speaker 33 (02:23:48):
Yeah, he's probably lost change whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:23:59):
Anyway, they're good.

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
On you, Daniel.

Speaker 24 (02:24:02):
One question?

Speaker 2 (02:24:03):
Whose inspirational words mine? Yes? What did I say say
you wanted.

Speaker 24 (02:24:09):
To look You said you wanted to look young and
fit again. I'm twenty two, seen a bit of a squab.

Speaker 8 (02:24:15):
Yeah, I just thought i'd.

Speaker 24 (02:24:17):
Try and actually follow through with it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
What's your last question?

Speaker 4 (02:24:23):
Pardon?

Speaker 2 (02:24:24):
Did you have a question you said before your hanger? Yeah?

Speaker 24 (02:24:27):
I was going to say, have you started Jaws, or
how's it going for you?

Speaker 2 (02:24:34):
Well, I feel that I sort of have done what
you've done, but I've only been I've been away for
two weeks and when I came home I wanted some
jats and cheese last night, and there was none left
and we hadn't shop yet. So by default, Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:24:45):
You should just keep going.

Speaker 2 (02:24:47):
Then you're rolling.

Speaker 4 (02:24:49):
Yeah, keep it going.

Speaker 2 (02:24:51):
Yeah, I don't want to make any promises, but I'll
give you that. I'll try. I'll try.

Speaker 3 (02:24:57):
Yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (02:24:59):
I made I made promises to Jesus and all this
shit when I wasn't feeling well. You know, when you're
delirious and you say, if you get me through this,
I will.

Speaker 4 (02:25:08):
Oh, be careful, be careful. Matthew Perry did a deal
with Jesus and it didn't work out too well for him.
He said his deal, he said, I can't remember. He
said something like he got down on his knees by
his bed and prayed and said, I will literally sell
my soul if you make me famous, like you can
do whatever you want to me.

Speaker 2 (02:25:28):
I did that already, but not to Jesus, remember, so
he's already devil. Yeah, yeah, I know. Ye anyway, I
often regret that. I often think I was only fourteen
or whatever, fifteen when I sold my soul or whatever.
I did some stupid witch warlock thinge. And yeah, I
think he's going to get me.

Speaker 5 (02:25:48):
One day, I think anyway, So what does it matter?

Speaker 2 (02:25:52):
But I'm going to get got.

Speaker 4 (02:25:53):
Yeah, he'll get got at the gates.

Speaker 2 (02:25:56):
No, you'll be right.

Speaker 3 (02:25:58):
Just keep not believing, guys, don't forget.

Speaker 4 (02:26:01):
Ticket man, as we said, is back tomorrow at Parker
State Reserve, Penrith seven am.

Speaker 3 (02:26:05):
We'll see you then, guys, by.

Speaker 2 (02:26:07):
Tomorrow morning, six o'clock. Carole and Jackie O
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