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September 3, 2024 • 14 mins

Liz called through asking for Kyle & Jackie's help in finding out why her first date with Will didn't turn into a second. We got Will on to figure out where it all went wrong... Have a listen to hear how it all went down.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kyle and Jackieo's Second TODT.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is one of my favorite segments actually, Second Date Update.
It's when you go out on a date with someone
and you think everything was amazing.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I think you just.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't hear from them again, and then.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We call the person who ghosted you and we find
out what exactly it was.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
They never did wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
You never find out, do you? If you do nothing
and they ghost you.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's I mean, that's real por form to ghost, you know,
that's so that's so bad. I haven't but I wouldn't
want to be ghosted, and I would hate to ghost
someone else. I think I've done it once accidentally, actually,
but that was accident.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
It was just that I forgot. I think that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But Liz's been sort of ghosted by this guy now, Liz,
this happened two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hi, what happened? Liz?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hi? I went on this date with this guy and
it was literally the best date of being on in
so long. I chatting, Everything was good, Yeah, exactly, Like
the day just kept going because we were having the
best time.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
And I went to Pop Part first.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Right, Yeah, we went to Part Part and then that
was going so well, and then we thought, well, let's
just go grab some dinner, which we hadn't planned. And
then that led to we went and had foe because
I was talking about this really great phone in my
house and he was like, well, let's go, and I thought, so, well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
The hood up at the end of the day or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, we went close to my house because obviously that's
where my favorite foe was. So we went and got
drinks and we thought, after a few drinks, that seemed
like a good idea just to go back to my place.
But then I just haven't heard from him since.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you got new at your joint and you did
the deed or what.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
We did.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
We didn't even make it to the bedroom, which was
a bit risky, but I had a half marne, but
we had such great chemistry.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, and you had sex, and then what what happened
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
He don't stay till the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
People don't stay over people's houses. That's just you.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, that's a one night stand if you don't stay over.
But I thought you guys were like, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
We want to dump it and get out.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Of there right.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Get would contact me and we have like such a
good night and good chat, and we'd had good chat
leading up, like not just surface level, so I thought
we had a really good connection as well.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, and nothing. Have you reached out for him? Or
did you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Did you text him?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah? I ended up texting him like a week later
because I thought I would hear from him, like when
he got home or something, And then a week later
I was starting to get worried.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
When when are we supposed to text?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I think any time from when you leave, Like you
can do it that night and then or do the
next day.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
But I feel like if you're not doing it the
next day, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I would.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I would probably like get.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Out of there me.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I would, because I.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Just think that especially if you got on really well.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
And what did you say?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I was just trying to be chill, so that's like, hey,
how are you going?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
But nothing and then nothing He didn't even respond to that. No,
that's poor for a dirty really is Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
What a dirty dog? He's probably moved on to the
next one. Maybe he's one of those guys that you
think is into you, but he's just shouting at getting
your pants?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Maybe where did you?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
So?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
What app were you on Tinder? Tinder and did it.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You can get proper matches on Tinder.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but it is it is risky because it's just
it feels.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anything happened that night though, that may have turned him off.
Did you You didn't pull a trick out of your
your hat? Did you? That might shock him?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, like we went down on each other and like
this sex is really good, like I'm really good.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, And so in the Tinder profile, did he have
like what he was looking for?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
He just had like a funny one liner which didn't
really tell much. But then we.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Like, long term relationship or casual? Does it give you
that option?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I can't even remember I had anything like that on there.
I don't normally even use Tinder. It was so out
of sorts for me to even go on there. But
then we just had such good chats and then I thought, well,
I've got to meet this guy, and then it was
so good in real life.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, there's only one thing left to do. We'll ring
this bloke out. We'll put it on him. What happened?
Why didn't you ring the girl back? What's the story here?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
We'll see what he says. Our case stand by, Liz.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You sound lovely Liz. Yeah, go and the bobble on
the first night and the guy doesn't ring back. What's
wrong with No, it's unbelievable. We'll sort him out next
that old jackieos second. Yeah, we just had Liz on
the phone. Apparently went on a date with this fella.
They got on Loggerhouse on Fire, went to pad part Yeah,
I had a great time, went and got something to eat,

(05:27):
then went back to her place. Never even made it
into the bedroom. The passion took over. She nailed him
in the hallway and had the flatmates so it was
quite risky, and then never heard from him again. She
sent a message, Hey, haven't heard from you? Nothing silence,
crickets zero.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh. Now we about to find out what happened? Why
did he goes to her? What did she do wrong?
Are you ready to hear the truth?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Liz?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
You're a brave woman, I got to say, but hey,
sometimes it's better to know, right.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, happen again.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, let's get him on even taking the blame already.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, yeah, you may have money for him, issue.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
May have nothing at all to do with you. Okay,
here's will Will. Good morning Hill, Hi, guys.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, not bad and that's good.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Now, now you found yourself on second date update here
at kiss, which means you went on a date with
someone and then they never heard from you. But you
you pounded him, you had the foe, you did the
putt punta. Apparently she said it was you were a
great guy, so band who was fantastic? Yeah, it was
a real electrifying you were you were you were like

(06:40):
top not top shelf blot.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then she text you a week later and heard nothing,
And I guess, well, she just wants to know why or.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
What did she do wrong? Nothing she did wrong, by
the way, Liz here, Hi.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Liz bye, and can we ask for honesty? That's all
she wants.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, well I was that francid come on, because I
don't know. I do want to come across as a dick.
But regardless something I'll sound like a dick.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Well, what happened? So she was fun and everything. You
enjoyed her company obviously, Yeah she's.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
A good character. Yeah, good laugh.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I had plenty of drinks and the sex obviously, sex
is bread on that first night that's always fantastic.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, definitely, But I don't know, I just got a
bit of the ick and just noticed she had some
stretch marks. So I was, I know, it just got
turned off.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
A oh that's all a talk some stretch far out dude,
wow awhere?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Like what where did you notice these stretch marks for
you to get the ick?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, let's point them out.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I was just down on her hips and that, and
I know she mentioned she lost fair bit of weight
and she looked really good. But I just just turned
you off.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
But you continued to have this X But then you
thought I'd going back snoke.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And you felt because she had stretch marks, she wasn't
even worth a reply.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Well, now, don't make it.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's that's it, right, like you that was it. She
should be discarded because she has stretch marks. And like
you could respond, we could just say, hey, I'm sorry,
I just wasn't feeling it like I really enjoyed it,
just a reply.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, I know I did obviously the wrong move there
that I just kept rolling with it, I suppose.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
But if you know, if you if you were at
a secondhand car yard and you're looking for a new vehicle,
do you have to ring up the guy selling the
car and say, look, I really liked that car, but
it looked like it had some panel damage. You have
to explain or can you just move on?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
She's not a car, she's not a human persons.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I was trying to come up with an excuse for him,
But yeah, is how do you feel about that? Not good?
No doubt?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
What a dick for everything that we had so good,
Like we spoke about all kinds of stuff, and like, literally,
I work so hard to lose all that weight and
I'm still getting judged by people.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
You know, you're getting judged by the wrong people. There
are guys out there that would never do what will did. Sorry,
well it's the truth.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Don't let it. Don't let it turn you off. Ska
you you know.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Lose yourself esteem over it, you know what I'm saying, Like,
don't let it affect you because it's just one guy,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Most guys love stretch marks.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, honestly, like so many women have stretch marks. You know,
you don't have to have even put on loads of
weight and lost it. Like it's just you know, it's
like you guys aren't perfect either.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
What you're looking at me for to do with this?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, it's brutal. It is brutal, like it's love is love.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
People they require some people had to turn off. Other
people wouldn't care less.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know, right, and and sometimes even we girls get
it's probably more than what guys do, like we are
bad like that.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
We get it's real quick.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
But it doesn't mean that you just don't ever respond,
like you've slept together. I think that's worthy of some response.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Sleep together exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
It's so rich coming from him, and he's not like
he's God's gift.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh you painted him up to be captain wonderful prior
to knowing this.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, like he's got his flaws too, But we had
more connection than like someone's flaws, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Well, listen, people like what they are being very quiet,
he said, he said.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Guilty, guilty of charge.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I can't What do you do though, what do you
do in that situation? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't think I even deserved a message.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah you did, definitely, but I don't know. I was
just being a bit. I suppose just being just being
a few because you have messaged me, and I was
just like, oh I okay messaging.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
How many messages did she send? Two that's not keeping
it too's normal.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Especially if yeah, if you're getting ghosted.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
She just gobbled your day a couple of days before.
That was fine.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
What are the other ecks you've got in the past?

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Will Ah suppose chicks that go out with snow shoes on?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, right, okay, Well that's not a nick for me.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't mind that buyer and no shoes, you know, gypsy.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Cheek anything else. I'm just curious what your ecks are, oh.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Top of the head. I don't have another a they're
too stretch marks and chicks going out with no shoes on?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah? Well are they? I don't know. I don't think
they're that odd.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, we've got a person I don't know who. Why
but Jesse wanted to talk to Will.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Is that there'll be some bloke on a mission high Jesse,
you're on with Will?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Hey? Hey?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
You going?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Well yeah, I just wanted to say, here's an absolute
flop mate, a flop.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
What's wrong Will?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, he's a flop.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
What's wrong with stretch mark?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
What's what's he going to do when he gets married
and his what gets pregnant? Is he gonna leave because
he gets stretch.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Markd oh, yeah, what are you gonna do there, Will?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
What are you going to do? Then?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Well, there is the vitamin E oil.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I haven't thought of that one yet.
I'm not married, so probably future Will's problem, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah? Well yeah, you shouldn't be.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
You shouldn't judge people, mate, just on stretch marks, Like,
how's that?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
There's she's done all the hard work to lose all
the way?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
What's a nick? You know? What's allowed to be? Isn't
everyone allowed to like and dislike their own things? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, and I'm not.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
If Jackie had a wondering eye like Dan Andrews, remember
that bloke with the You'd look at one eye and
one eye drift off and you think ship the wrong eye.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I can't judge someone for having an ick.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's it's a thing, you've got it whatever, like we
all have them, of respect?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
What's your doing on the desk?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Sorry? It must be dumped by Will? Right now? I
took my shoes.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Off, and then not only have you taken your shoes off,
you seem to be pushing your finger in and out
in between your toes. What I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I was just just choking my foot.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I don't know what that's a nick?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
How that probably is a nick anyway, And your.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Foot looks like it belongs to an Indian's a lot
of I told you, if you're going to spray tand
yourself at home, all all the residue falls under your feet.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
It's a bit brown.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Oh sorry, don't technique. They don't need you charming in
with your bullshit.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
All right, So Liz, Liz, don't worry about.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Will he won't be the first single.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Where's Jesse? Jesse's gone? Jesse ghosted us as well. Again
not again.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
You were instantly keen on that guy because he was
a okay with the stretch shows that he sounded fine. Yeah,
well that looks well. Thanks for your honesty. It is
what it is. People like and don't like what they want.
There's no there's no standard rule for what you can
and can't like. You just like what you do and
you don't.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
All right, Thanks guys, Liz, Onward and upward.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Thanks Jackie, or in Liz's case, downward and downward. No, no,
I'm talking about you. Always missed the point Kyle and Jackie.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh
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