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October 1, 2024 • 19 mins

Jake called up asking for Kyle & Jackie's help to ask his boss, who he suspects is cracking onto him, if he'd dump his girlfriend and date him! Have a listen to hear how it all went down...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kyle and Jackie. Oh some film.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm excited about this fun guy's really excited because Jake
is twenty he's a trade on site, good looking guy,
and his boss is Simon, who's twenty four, really good
looking guy to both musclely tradies.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Anyway, there, Jake just recently split up with his girlfriend.
Simon still has a girlfriend, but he believes that Simon,
his boss, has a thing for him enough so that
he's going to make the call to him and say,
dump your girlfriend and date me, even though he's not
entirely sure that Simon is actually flirting with him, you know,

(00:43):
or even has any kind of feelings.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
For Him's got quite the even.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Doesn't he doesn't he Let's talk to Jake and find
out what are the signals he's getting to make him
make this call.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hey man, hey Kyle, how good you would dating? So
you would dating? Are you buy?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Or I am by?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Are you buy? So you've been with fellas before?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, So you and the missus broke up because you
like the your boss or it's completely unrelated, unrelated.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I broke up my missus. It was just like the
connection wasn't working right. It was just like a guide
off relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, and what's going on at work there where you
think that your boss, your buddy there on site you know,
you know a lot of mucking around goes on on
site and so it's a tough job, very important job,
but there is a lot of Yahoo which makes it fun.
What makes you think this guy's is he by or
you don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I honestly don't know, but like I know, like there's
some like hidden stuff about him, and like it sort
of points to buy to that section.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What what what what are the hidden things?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Well, so basically about six months ago, my boss went
to Thailand with a bunch of boys and then on
a night out he was telling us saw he was
going out hard. And then later on that night we
all got sent some videos of him like a hotel room.
It looks like to be a girl, but it was not.

(02:17):
And yeah, it was a very weird discussion. But on
the good Chat the next day he's explaining that his
first time with a boy and he said, like to
give it a try, and we all thought he was
joking around. But then later on the rest of the
boys who were there, like I just said it was
true and they're like sort of yeah, but not that yeah,

(02:39):
not really.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, but but you know when in Thailand, you know
what they say, So yeah, there's actually.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Quite a lot of straight guys that do that in.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
We're looking at one right now. Kyle had that experience,
But you didn't end up sticking with that path, did you.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
He had that experience, that's true. But the difference there
is Kyle didn't know he was going into.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It, not going did you know about the way through? Yeah?
And I thought, you know, and and to me that
was a woman even though she had a penis.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
But but but simon, this guy, your boss, he kind
of did it intentionally knowing yes, yeah, okay, And then
what are the signals he's giving you that you're picking
up on that he might have a thing for you back.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, apically differently to the rest of the boys on
the job sites.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
More more, more tenderness, or you get away, I.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Get away with everything. But secondly, like normally a lunchtime stuff,
I'll purposely not bring my lunch and stuff, and he'll
like always bring me something. And but the rest of
the boys who won't care about and then if I
like to say, like I even get to the job site,
no matter what he was, like, I'm always surprised with
baking a girl on hot chocolate and.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Like so cute.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
He cares for you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, maybe it's like a brotherly thing.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Though maybe it's true.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It could be here, but it's what four years age difference.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, that's yeah. They're small mates, isn't it. And we'll
then hang on he's the apprentice, so it is a
bit like take you under my wing kind of thing.
What about the bum slaps.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, like with the bump starts around all the site
and stuff. You know, you give the normal bum slap,
just a quick chap when it comes to me. Sometimes
it's normally like more of a tress, if you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's a big difference.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's a bit longer and yeah, it's just yeah,
most of the boys have noticed it as well.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So that's interesting that the other boys have noticed.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Have you ever pleasure yourself thinking of your boss?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yes, of course he has.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
What's the deal with your boss and his girlfriend? Are
they close?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's like, if you looked at it from outside perspective,
you wouldn't really think it's a true relationship. She moved
into his house in one week, so she moved. She
moved all the way down.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
So any way, they're living together.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
They're living together, but it was like a straight away
and literally every day he's always complaining. He's literally just
bitching about it.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
And well, I reckon, there's a good chance you actually
think there is. What would the other guys on the
site say about this?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Honestly, they've like they've been expecting me to say something,
but I just never had really, so.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Are they aware that you have?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
He's bred the key to dig o coffee?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
He's correcting.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
But but is everyone aware of your feelings for your boss?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I think to all the boys, like a hundred know.
But and then the rest of the old old boys,
I don't really think so they don't really take much
note into that stuff. They just really just work.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
They're there to work, not.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
There to Who knew there was so much relationship drama.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I know on a trading side, I'm about to start building.
I might hang around and just watch things play out.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Required you got you've got no time, They got no
time for you?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, okay, so we're going to take a little break
and then we will get Simon on the air, and
you can ask him the question.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
By the way, Lock, you know how you're always drinking
the iced coffee through that straw? Who buys you those?
I buy them myself.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, there's no one there to buy.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Sorry. I thought maybe Coopsmider brought him a couple of cubes.
Did you ever buy luck?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
You actually Cooper bought me your hot chocolate last week?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's that right?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah? Has he been caressing uranus? No?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
No he has not.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Would you would you? Would you have a problem with that?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
If it was done in like a joking way of
probably okay with it. But if it was done in
a romantic caused sexual way on wouldn't be okay with it?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right? That down cubes don't make that mistake. No
means no.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, I think even the joke part is probably a no.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
No.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, Jake stand by. We will get Simon on
and we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Next show's gone.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
See what happens doing next.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Kyle and Jackie some film. We just had a fascinating
call from a young trady. He's on site, was with
a girl, split up with her and starting to catch
feelings for his boss on on the on the trading on.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
The trading side. So Jake is twenty, his boss Simon
is twenty four.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I've seen photos. Jesus, look at these blokes a.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Weapon, their weapons, and and Jake has been kind of
picking up on some signals that he believes is enough
of an indication to then now put it on the
line and ask him dump your girlfriend date me instead.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh yeah, that's right. The boss has got a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
The boss has a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, And apart from some ass slapping in some chocolate
milk buying, there hasn't been much of a green line.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, I'm not like this Brooklyn's.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
There was a lady boy experience in Thailand as well
with the I've.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Had the lady still a lady.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I do know heaps of straight guys who have done
that and they're not even.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Buy well, that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
They're not well, they haven't gone that way in their
everyday life. Put it that way. It's just been a
Thailand experience.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah. Like you know, I don't dress up in cowboy
and Indian outfits either, but when I'm a dream world
I get the photo photo.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, like when in Rome, you know that's it's that Yeah, Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
It's hard, you know, for as a young guy, you
feel these little things around and you just got to
take your shot.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's the only way, it's the way.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, Jake is by, we're about to find out if
Simon has the same kind of feelings. How are you
feeling about it, Jake.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm a bit nervous, but I mean it's going to
be done. It's going to be done.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh oh god, this is like a big leap. You're
putting it out there big time. And do you have
to go to the work site today?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
By the way, No, I have a different work site today.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, that's going to be good.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Then, yeah, you removed yourself from temptation.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
All right, Let's let's get Simon your boss on the line.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay, even they had to start this conversation.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Simon, Hi is Kyl and Jackie? Oh you're on the air.
How are you not too bad?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
How are you going?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
We're good, We're good. We have you know, your apprentice, Jake. Ah, yeah,
well you've got him on the phone here. And I'm
not going to even tell you what the segment is
because that will give it away. But he does want
to talk to you, Simon.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Okay, Simon, I think you should break up with your
girlfriend and Jake.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Now what we normally do is, Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
He's into it, Jake, he's into.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
It, Simon. How's the work going on?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Yeah, not too bad. What's just about?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Tell him what you feel, Jake. Okay, don't just ask
the question. Tell him what you feel.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
First, Simon. You know your mishaps happening with your missus
at the moment. You know it's normally and you've given
me all the signs of work, and especially on the
Saturday night like the IVY experience, so I didn't go
the way that we wanted to go. We'll get I
honestly think, I honestly think that when you break up,

(11:06):
like it's not working out for.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
You too, and you know.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
And and and I think we should go on a
day the fu.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
You can't be actually serious?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm told you.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Can't, like right, you know that Saturday night like a
the IVY like great, you literally walk into the bathroom,
you're winking me, I'm expecting and then boom we get
to be cubicle and so we'd be what I expect
you just with that back.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
You know what I was expecting. You know what.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Came right right? So this is what. See he didn't
tell us anything.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Wait wait, so Simon ate.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Thinks that Jake thinks Jake think so you might he
might have a chance of hooking up with you. Yeah
your name?

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yeah, no way, no way.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
By the way, when people my friends go off to
the bathroom at any venue and I get the wink,
no stage where I think I'm going to go in
and give him anal sex.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I thought, okay, okay, So Simon, this is obviously a
huge shock to you.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Buddy.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Was that a nice chocolate you were drinking? Then?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It doesn't matter, go on, Simon, No.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
This is honestly, honestly, I don't know. I don't know
if if I don't know, if I can keep with
you on site. To be honest, what do you think
of me? I think it's bad bloody. When when did
you start?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like I went to a way of bells?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
So what every day on site you've been like checking
me out and stuff. Is that you need to thinking
you want to go to town on me or something?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
No? I just said, no, I don't I don't think
that I'm thinking about his work. But like, you give
me all the signs, bro like, like they say last week,
I was like on the floor and shit, you just
come up straight from behind and just whack me full
and hard on the ass. And then he's like flipped
me onto my side and just start smacking shabbed me
for twenty minutes. That that's going to be.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
That's that's just what That's just what you do to you, apprentices.
It's just usual. Very well, there's nothing that There's no
feelings there. I can tell you that right now, no
feelings at all. And I honestly don't know if I
can keep you working on some with me? Says what
you feel?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Don't get all that, don't Yeah, you don't need to
feel like that.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
God, this is quite a surprise to a man.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
You guys work on site together.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Well most of the week. I have him on site
with me. I mean we jump jump between sites and
stuff like that. But I mean, if i'm, if i'm
you know, we're always bending over a head and I
don't want to be turning around and thinking he's looking
at his lips at me and bending over or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh well, you know, I think Jake will move on
after this, you know, and probably will stop himself from thinking.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
That way anymore, either, will you.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Jake don't need to bring that up, Kyle.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Well, is it is it something that you think you'd
be able to hold back or is it something that
you think that you know it's just too much?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I agree with him, mate, Honestly, I think I'll just move.
I'll just go to the.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Trent want you want you want to see thinks that
you're feeling to me are that strong and that you
won't be able to work with me knowing that, Well,
I'm not your No, I.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Just I'm now completely relationship of friendship.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
And yeah, necessarily I don't think it's necessary. You know
what the initial shock people can say and behave and
you know, in a shocking way. It's just shocked to
Simon to hear this, especially he doesn't have those same feelings.
But as time goes on, the hours roll over, you
can like Brooklyn's been wanting to bang me his entire

(15:24):
life and there's no chance. But I don't fire hymore
or you can't work.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
And Simon, could you work with a hot girl that
you you know, I thought was hot enough to go.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
With well, I mean, I mean it all depends. I mean,
what are you talking about a girl that'd be into me?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, yeah she was if you were really into her,
but she had a boyfriend and wasn't interested in you
that way. Could you keep working with her?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Well yeah, one undred percent if I could hold myself
back over But I mean it comes down to down
to whether Jake can hold himself back around me and
you know, put this behind behind to be able to push.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
The past behind.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
But Jake, I don't know if you can. Is that right?
Like for you? It just I don't know what what
do you think?

Speaker 7 (16:08):
This has just been like, this is just everything upside down.
I'm like, I honestly don't to do and you're just
gonna be to awkward around the job site with the
rest of the boys there as well.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You went all the guys they already.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Know how you simon what happened in Thailand.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Oh you bring up the Thailand thing?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Do you you know?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I jumped in and said, listen, as far as I'm concerned,
one of those experiences with a lady boy or whatever
you're allowed to call them.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Now, Yeah, we know heaps of straight guys have done that.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, that that's that's that's just like buying a key
ring at LA costs the same.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Well, it's one of those things that you know, you
get yourself started in this situation like that. I mean,
my mom didn't raise no.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Quit us, so I like this bloke. Maybe now I've
got feelings for Sionce Okay, well sorry?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Is he another guy on a worksite you can join?
Is that rights is one of the other bosses? Is
that possible that he can go and join him? Simon?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, it always is, I mean running so I mean,
I mean if he's comfortable too, I mean, I'm happy.
I'm happy to keep in mind, but I mean it's
just always going to be that thing lingering around, whether
he's not just checking me out but also checking my
boys out.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You don't think you know what what I've done here,
because I was I was an f boy from way back.
What I did was got the ugliest group of people
together and employed all of them. So there's none of
this ship going on here.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
What I think that's the issue. We have too many
good looking boys.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So many so you fill it up with disgusting looking starts.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
What you should appreciate is that Jake is actually you
know it, and yeah, like, don't don't be down on
him just because he has feelings for guys as well
as girls.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
No, it's not, that's not an issue at all. I
don't have an I don't have an issue. He has
feelings for guys at all. But it's just you know,
to keep it up, keep it off, off the site
and from the workplace.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
All okay, Well, Shake, you're right if you weren't so
bloody hot time and this wouldn't have it's actually yours.
It's actually your fault.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
So it's just a big step down and it's just
gonna be a bit weird.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
But yeah, okay, these these are the risks we take
for love.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
We do and sometimes they work out and other times
they don't.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Other times they ruin your band aid off. Yeah, so
it's nice to me you up nonward from here. Good
luck Jake, good luck Silo and Jackie o

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Duk du
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