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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good pickup with Britt Hagley and Laura ben Brady.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Your work, our windows done.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
That's my worries in the dust.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Only good jabs all down. I don't march, but yeah,
I know I'll.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Big get and what I want.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It don't matter where. This is the Picker Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What a time to be alive, Producer Grace. Something's been
bothering you all day. You're embarrassed about something. You won't
tell us what it is.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
So my wife Diana is overseas at the moment, so we're.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Getting she's o from the US.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Interesting time to be there, but yes, And we decided
we'd get one of our neighbors to come help walk
our dog while I'm at work. So she came over
yesterday and I was showing her where the leader is
and I was giving her keys and stuff like that,
and then she went to go.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So I picked up the dog and I.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Was like, bye, say bye, you'll see her tomorrow, blah
blah blah, and she kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Like leaned in and like scooched. You know, we like
only God.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, and then I went back being like, oh my god, yeah,
I love her so much, kissed her, kissed the dog
walker on the hand.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I think that's okay. You think that's okay depends how
you owned the moment. Did you pretend you meant to
me away? She just went that was my hand.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Was it a wet kiss or was it just a
little peck floppy kissing my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I was just nothing wrong with that tongue. No, it
was just a little peck on the hand. That's okay.
I think you think it's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I think it's a great trade.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
At this time. It's like you're taking my dog, I'll
give your kids.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Do you think I still have to pay her?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Technically no, I think that's a fair exchange. I'd like
four kisses on the hand please here, hang on.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
The age is important.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
How old?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh she's youngish? Well it was what's that sixteen, twenty
thirty thirty middle aged? Middle he's not middle age.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I dare say that dog walkers have all been kissed
before on the hand many a time.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think it's the main thing is she knows you're
gay and shows your wife's away. Now you're making moves, Yes,
Oh my god, I hang on a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Poor old Grace. She's so lonely at the moment.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's Billy in the house and she's already laid it
on me.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'll see you later, Brittany. This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, right now, this is so important for not only
ask but all the parents that are listening right now.
Six seven it's a term, a word that we announced
just last week. It was word of the Year announced
by dictionary dot com. And also for those of you
who are wondering, it means that it's so so so so.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Do you know what we actually didn't know what it means?
We actually have Neve here.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Neive's a fifteen year old work experience girl. Nev, what
does six seven mean?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I actually don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Wait, be honest, do you actually know what you've been
told not to tell us?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I got my other fifteen year old.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah. Is there a rule that you can't tell adults
what it means?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, well I don't believe her.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
So then do you do you use it? Do you
use six seven?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Well? Everyone says, and everyone laughs, but I don't think
anyone knows what it actually means.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So can you use I don't believe it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think she's hiding it from us.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Tell us, but this is even weirder, right if the
people using it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Don't know they know brit they just say this. I
don't think they interrogate someone. Of course they're going to
say I don't have the information. Press harder, keep going, Britt.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Okay, so how would you use it? What's an example?
If I came up to you and I was like,
your Neve.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What up?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Would you be like? Six seven?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Neva's rolling rides right now? No?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
You like for ten, like you start counting to six,
and then when you say seven, everyone like laughs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, Okay, I get it, and.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Now I get it. I get it, Neve, I understand.
I'm picking up what you're putting down. Okay, thank you, Nev,
thank you so much for jumping on the mic.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Or should we say Neve? Six seven?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay? So where are you going? We've established that no
one knows what it actually means.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So no one knows what it means, or do they?
But apparently okay, there is a study that it's been
done and they've found that Jen Alpha they are fed
up with older generations hijacking their slaying in a desperate
bid to sound cool. That's why need's not telling us
an information, because she's like, oh god, these guys.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Are pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Because then she'll take it back to school. I know
that she'll get canceled for bringing the oldies in.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They were like Neve before you go, just remember, don't
tell them anything, especially not about six seven. But apparently, apparently,
one Canadian study led by a fourteen year old I mean,
sounds trustworthy, has found that teens understood ninety five percent
of their slang. Oh thank god, we'll advance. AI grasped
to barely understand half of that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Sorry, I don't get it, and maybe this is what
makes me uncool. But if you don't understand what you're saying,
don't say it. Only ninety five percent of this fourteen
year old study can say that they actually even know
what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It reminds me when I was younger. I actually, I
don't want to sound arrogant here, but I started a
word which had a different meaning. Oh, when I was
about sixteen, when something was really good, it was cheddar,
like cheddar cheese.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You're embarrassing me.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I was like, you know, if someone had a great
night out. I was like, man, last night was so cheddar.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That didn't take off to it?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Did?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Everyone was using it, and because of me I started it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It was my word. It's so embarrassed it was chedd
because how good is cheddar? Cheese? Right?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But why didn't you just say cheese?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It was cheese?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Cheddar sounds I would have said, like it was halloemi
because halloem is the elite cheese for sure, or fetter?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, okay, all we're getting off carts, so okay.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What we're saying is now the Dictionary made it word
of the Year a week ago, and now it's already
been canned.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, So just a word of warning to any parents
out there, if you feel inclined to use six seven
in a sentence, stop just don't, because it's no longer
a good word.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Maddie Ja, I know you already know, because I've told
you that I interviewed Kim Kardashian, Nami Watts, Glenn close
niece Nash Bets.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Would you say this is the best interview you have
ever done in the history of.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You doing interviews?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Not the best?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Who was the best?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I mean I've done like six hundred.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It's hard but well coming. If it's not the best,
you gotta tell us who number one biggest.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But there's a difference between the biggest and the best.
Like Kim Kardashian is one of the most followed women
in the world. I think she has like nearly four
hundred million followers.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Everyone knows her growing up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Did you ever think, yeah, I'll interview her, I will,
I'll get.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Her one day.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
No, I really didn't, did I.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
There are some people you think I just out of
your grasp, and Kim Kardashian was one that I thought
would never sit down with me. But anyway, I just said, hey,
you want to have a coffee and she said yes.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
So I chatted to her. But it's really stressful when
you know you've only got a certain amount of questions.
You can ask what you would ask.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So it's like, if you think about it, you don't
get to se down with them for hours on end
and just have a yarn. It's like you've got to
go in there with your questions. You've got to have
them quick. You can't panic. So this is what I
asked her.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
So picture this is Ryan calls.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You pick up the phone He's like, ladies, one of
you from the cast in real life has just been arrested.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Who is it, Oh, just been arrested? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Is it me?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I don't think it's you.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's not Kim.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Maybe Nisi or Tiana.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Maybe Glenn.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Oh maybe Glenn might get arrested for a nice, peaceful protest.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yes, she might from like a nice sit in. She
might get arrested.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Okay, so then you who would you send in to
defend her? Who's going to bail her out? Kim or Nissi? Yeah, Nissi,
Nisi or Kim.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But because Kim knows all the actual legal jargon, yeah,
Nissi will just find a way to make it all happen.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Square it up right away. Who do you think in
this room? Matt would be the most likely person to
get arrested.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I think produce a grace.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So I think we just a grace too when I
get arrested for already thought about it. You would get
arrested for public decency, And I say that. I say
that because you love a nude speech. You you don't
mind getting your kid off. You're a pole dancer, you
love I've seen you dancing your g string you don't
mind it, So I just think you're the most likely
(08:25):
person to have like a spontaneous moment and then get
pulled up by the cop.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm also a real big rule follower though, like I
only get nude in places where it's allowed.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I thought it was going to be something like fraud, fraud, fraud, yeah,
or like trafficking cocaine or something. I don't know, Like
I just feel like she's masking. She plays this really polite,
kind sweet person, but I think deep down is a
mobster undertone.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I do think you what is that really famous club
in Burghin?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I think Germany?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
In Germany, I feel like you'd go there with like
your latex domination.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's not illegal, no, I know, but that's where I think.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Something would happen off the back of those moments, And
I think, Matt, you would probably be causing havoc somewhere.
You'd be filming something publicly and you just annoy someone
and then that arrest you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I have been.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Arrested before, have you, well, like not technically arrested. I
was given a fine for what after the cricket One
time I was eighteen and lining up for a taxi
and I'd been drinking all day and I had to
do a wee wieze and I went behind a bush
and I turned around and there was a cop there
and I tried to shake his hand with you willy.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, he gave me the fine and I was like,
thank you, so put my hand out. I'm not touching
you right very well.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I actually now that we're all bearing our whole. I
actually got dragged into a cop station once. Okay, they
asked me to come in. I didn't get dragged in.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I I love how.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
She sets it up and then like a split second, lady,
she's like, actually, I can't.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Even do it you. I got caught going.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I used to go out with the fake idea all
the time when I was underage, and I got caught
with it, and they obviously at the time, I was like,
I'm going to prison. My life is over because they
made it seem but in their head they're obviously likely
scare this girl.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And it was. They sat me down.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
At a full interrogation on like where I found it,
who this person.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Was, how long I've been using it for, which I think, sure,
it's good to put some fear into you, but at
the same time people are out there like committing murders
and they're just sitting there in a room with this
young girl.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Like, what a waste of time?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, just let us live.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Although look how you turned out.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, I'm killing it with Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I have done something last weekend that has made me
think that I need to do it more. Something from
my childhood, something I think a lot of adults are
no longer doing.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Right, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I had an adult sleepover, but not a sexy kind
because my husband lives in Italy, so I live alone
in my house with my.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Dog, like a slumber party.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, and I didn't have to go away for it.
It was like half an hour away. And I was like,
do you know what, I'm going to come over and
sleep over?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Fully packed a bag.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Can I just stop you for one second?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So you invited yourself over? Is that was it?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
She said do you want to come over for dinner?
And in my head I was like, oh, it's half
an hour, which is just.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
So far, Like it's an hour?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What's your normal bedtime?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Very late? Actually midnight every night? Wow?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Will you'd be like a ten o'clock kind of gown.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Midnight to one am.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Whoa, I could not say you last time I went
to bed before midnight.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
My brain turns on at about apm. I do nothing
all day and then my brain turns on at night.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
It's not interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm the same, are you?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
So what?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So you thought?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, I was just like, do you know what? It's
too much driving? I said, Hey, here's a thought. What
if I come over for dinner and then don't leave
if I stay the night?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
And so I packed my bag. My dog came with me.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I packed my dog's sleepover bag because she has a
dog too, So it was almost like we were just
gonna I don't know what it was, but I cannot
tell you how good it was. It was like being
on holiday, but in my own it was like a
staycasion in my own city. I could go home in
the morning, but I had dinner there.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Where did you sleep?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Do they very comfy bed and she's just spare room. Yeah,
proper bed.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It was like a hotel quality bed. And then I
had a coffee brought to me in the morning.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
But what about like this is what I'm not quite
sure how this works? And tell me the mechanics here,
because I haven't had a sleepover for a very, very
very long time. How do you signal that you're ready
to go to bed? How does that work?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I think the adult sleepover.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, the rule we need to call it the wholesome
adult sleeper because it's not a sexy time. The wholesome
platonic adult friendship sleepover only really happens with somebody you're
really close to it, because you're not just going over
to Sally from the coffee shops house, because that.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Would be weird, would be very weird, bit of a stalker.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So I think with me, this is like one of
my closest friends, there's no rules. It's just like, hey,
I'm going to go to bed. Do you want to
come hang out? Do you want to stay here? Do
you want to watch TV? And like I went to
bed when I was ready, and then she came into
bed with me and lay down just talk.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I could never the anxiety right now of.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
What of being feeling rude, Like yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
They're just the not knowing like what the other person
wants of Like imagine if you're like, well I'm off
to bed and they follow you to bed for a chat.
You're like, have a chat in the living room. Why
I have a chain of scenery.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I mean, I guess it only works.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I don't think you can have these adult sleeper very stressful,
but you've also got three kids now, Like imagine if
you said to Laura, You're like, honey, you just gonna
say at my friend's house.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
But that's like divorce level. I also don't think i'd
do it if my husband lived.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Here, Like that's weird, right, But I think under my circumstances,
the adult sleepover lives on.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well do you know what I've started doing? And I
have found it very very relaxing. I don't know if
other parents do this, but I love to color in
It's very soothing, just set your mind off things.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, that's really surprised, and say like Miley will be like,
who's been coloring into my book? And I'm like, are
you coloring? I love it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's a whole other thing in that that is it.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Let's get out of here. I've got sleepover to sched you.
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