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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you are an influencer, a celebrity, anyone posting your
relationship online. If you break up, there should be a
law that you have to explain.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's got to be closure for everyone that it does.
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only
brief commercial like breaks of how.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Somebody just texted us and was like, we needed your
opinion on the Aussie Breakdancer thing.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Somebody also just texted us and say, hey, guys, I
just voted you for the Australian podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hey, we're already making it, baby, we are already there.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Look at this oz pod awards. Let's go, how.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Many pods have we dropped? Guys? Do you know how many?
How many?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Say twenty six?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Twenty six? Well, isn't the milestone? Isn't the big infamous
podcast milestone? Get past a twenty one podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I think it's twenty one.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
It's like it's like, get past nine podcasts and you're
in the top one something.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Can we get around the falls? And these studios come
on this brother Tilly asking you you were oh we
got the body lights? My brother, you were killing me
as of late.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Tell we even book related, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So I'm Molly and I'm Tilly, and this is our
podcast train Wreck, and that's Grace, And that's grace. This
is Grace. Our producer thought I just mentioned that before
I continue blabbling on here about Tilly calling me brother,
But till where did you when did you start? Like?
Where did that come from? Because it is hilarious every
phone call is now it's.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, well you annoying me like Ab does so technically
in my.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Brother fair fair Yeah, yeah, yeah, how is Abe doing?
How's the family doing? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
He's that everyone's great.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Wait, actually, no, you tell your story first and then
I'm going to tell mine, because you have a very
big thing to discuss, which I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's that the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, Lin's Metal.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yes, well, yeah, not only Linn's the Olympics. We've already
talked about that. Yeah, but let's let's dive a little
deeper into your right into Linz Metal.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And for those listening who have been sleeping under a rock,
Lynn is, of course Marley's gorgeous fiance. Say who won
gold at the Olympics US women's soccer team.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, that is that is a good good Grace. We
love you, Thank you for clarifying, because yeah, this this
is a big deal one like the gold medal is
obviously the biggest deal in any sports scene, right with
the world really gold, especially this one. It has a
bit of the Eiffel Tower in it, right, and it's heavy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
This thing is I don't actually believe that. Do you
believe that?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I believe Did they just go around scraping remnants of
the Eiffel Tower?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, probably just cut a little bit of Eiffel down
and a couple of medals.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Eye fool is that his name?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
He's called.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
The Mary's apparently a girl. True.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But on the night after getting a little bit of
ifl that being the gold medal, you know, we were partying,
of course, having an after party and all of that,
celebrating the wind and the Linz metal flew off. The
ribbon hit the.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Ground, swinging it around.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, I'm not it didn't just fly. There were points
throughout the night where she was potentially hammer throwing this thing.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Around, but we got there in the end.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, let me, let me just adds that it wasn't
because of this as to why it broke though. When
it broke off, she wasn't doing anything and it just broke.
It hit the ground. I just see Lynn scrummaging around
on the ground looking for I didn't know what. I
thought it was her phone and she picks my Yes,
(03:47):
she picks it up and goes, oh, my medal broke.
Can I dying? Going all my god? Of course, out
of everyone, this would happen to her, out of everyone,
got a dint in it and everything literal train. Absolutely,
are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes? Okay, So that she's been going viral because of this,
she told the story, clarifying that, so check out a
TikTok for that, because she'll give you the whole rundown.
But it's been tragic.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
This is like the most prized possession she will ever own.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah. No, now it's really unique, you know now.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I guess we should think of it that way.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Someone else has been a gold medal with you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, I actually wanted to tell you this. So the
other day at work, one of the kids I work
with is my next door neighbor. Right, she comes up
to me, she goes, what happened to Abe last night?
I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
She goes, my parents ran outside because they heard this screaming, Maley.
Sorry that I'm telling you this ahead of your sleeping house.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But anyway, every time, just before I get there, you
tell me something that's just happened.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Their spirits are preparing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I'm staging as soon as I get.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
The oh I know.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Anyway, So Abe is screaming, help me, help me. And
my brother's window is opposite the neighbors, and he sleeps
with the window wide open. The neighbors come running out
of the house. They think somebody is dying. The wife,
the husband, the kids wake up. Dad comes running down
the stairs, but like on his way down, trips down
the stairs because he's running so fast.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I was just picturing you and the stairs.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, right, Yeah, he's fine, he's going to be happy
with that little chuckle.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And then Michelle he's like told Michelle, he's like stay upstairs,
like he thinks somebody is rubbing the house or something.
He's like, we're gonna die, Like step upstairs, do not
come down. So Mom's like upstairs being like what the
hell is going on? And Abe was apparently standing above him,
like next to his bed, above like what he was
seeing was two dead bodies, like people dying.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Why why are you doing? Are you doing? You're lying.
I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You're lying, which that's a very elaborate lot.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
All I need to find out. I'm gonna ask Abe himself.
But why do you guys do this just before I
get there? So what? Wait? Wait? Wait? So what was
he doing? Sleepwalking or something?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, no, he was like it was in his sleep,
but like he vividly was like he was aware of
what was going on, and there was just true dead people,
like dying on the floor beneath him, true dead bodies,
is what he said. Yeah, he staw two people dying
like hell me like because they were dying like he
was trying to save them.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh, this is tragic.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Apparently? Yeah, the neighbor was so rocked, Like poor Rob
was so rocked that apparently you just sat up and
watched the footy for the rest of the night because
you couldn't sleep after it because the screen was so insane.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Imagine you know what, Thank god I wasn't there to
witness that, because that would have I would have taken
explain that would have I would have slept in the
lound room. There's already We've told that many stories. If
you guys haven't listened already, go all the way back
through the archives to like the start where we're talking
about ghost ghost stories, because this house, and especially this room,
(07:10):
there's some sort of spiritual haunting of some sort going on.
I don't even like talking about it. It's all good spirits,
it's not well, no, it's all good spirits.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Was he sleep walking?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Is up?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So like he was he was asleep while he was
standing up, but like he knew what was going on,
like he remembers it vividly. Yeah, I could see them.
I think it's called sleep paralysis.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well that's what I was going to say next. Maybe
it was sleep paralysis. But I wish we never confirmed
that he was standing up and yelling this because this
makes it ten times like just agreed, right, So thanks
for that, Thanks for that, Chrace, thanks.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
For yeah awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Didn't Abe just have a birthday though, hasn't it? How
old is he now?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Is one?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The big age?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wait? Wait? Oh he just you know what I always
forget is I thought he was eighteen last year. Yeah
you can drive.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Earlier, and yeah you can drive earlier here, so you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Just turned eighteen did he have an eighteenth something?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, well I've been holding off telling you this eighteenth.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Sorry, oh my god, all right, tell me.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, purely because he was school captain and like in
term three they passed their captaincy over. So I think
I've got the all clear.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We've got the green light to tell you. Yes, facts,
I strapped in. I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, So you guys don't know my brother, but he's
a little ruddy boy. So he's having this eighteenth, which
apparently mum's like stressing. She's like, is anyone even invited?
Like suggest yep, there's no Facebook event, Like, there's just
a little list that he's given her for the front door.
But I'm like, how do you know who's coming or
what not? Snapchat group chat?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh wow, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What they do these days. Snapchat group chat.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Like what like a hundred people?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
What apparently, now that's what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
So you're organizing an eighteenth well you know.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Also the problem all these kids have their snap maps on.
So when I saw my brother snap maps, I go like, oh,
we were sitting around waiting for everyone to come and
it's like six thirty and he goes on snap maps
He's like, oh, yeah, the boys are around the corner,
because yeah, I could hear people screaming, and I'm like,
is that your friends? He's like, yeah, that's the boys. Yeah, literally,
(09:12):
And I was like, no, wonder there's gate crashes, Like
I just knew from that moment, like what we were
in for, don't you you guys?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So what have you guys set up reinforcements here? Do
we have some sort of security? Zeke's got some security
out some other older friends. What is Michelle got going
house to protect this place?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So the extent of the security was a ratty plastic
table out the front with Zeke Whitfeld, Tom Latu, my boyfriend,
and two of his friends good and me and Tom's
friends girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a scary mob to come
into it, I tell you, Yep, it's pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
But they all got the they all got wristbands, so
like the pink wristbands. As they walked into easier to know,
you know. But as they were going on in, Tom's
friends were like writing their numbers on the wristbands and
being like call me and but they'd write all different
people's numbers in their phones, so like random people were
(10:15):
getting calls from these eighteen.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Year old.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Or like they'd get like special messages on the wristbands.
It was very entertaining. And then when we were in
the actual party, like I just knew we were screwed
because we had basically twenty year old boys letting hot
eighteen year old girls.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
In and anyone and everyone probably.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Girl wise, yes, girl wise.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I saw people and apes like I've never seen her before.
Oh no, And imagine how ruddy Abe was. I was like, oh, yeah, boys,
good security.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh he came out with good security.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Even though they're all taking their time out to be
security guards.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I was gonna say, you guys are volunteering for this.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Event.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, what do you think going on?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Seriously, he's just raced with older siblings. Facts anyway, So
at the end of the night he was like, yeah,
good security anyway. It was just it was so funny
when we're in that, like they are just so young,
but they act so old and they dress so old.
I'm like, this is nothing like my parties.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
What are they wearing these days?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The skimpiest ship, like the tiniest skirts, tiny little bras.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You weren't wearing that, No.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I wasn't. I was very respectful, but very demure, Yeah,
very demure. Yeah, but it was just it was insane.
I could not believe what these girls look like, the
girls these days, like the TikTok girls, the Sephorah Mecha girls,
they look so much older. Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I guess, yeah, I guess, I know what you mean.
But like, are they so the way there? Are they
like talking in a differ manner now, like.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
They they give you, they give you they look old. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
The thing of like me when I was thirteen and
you're like singing some ridiculous thing, wearing like a fedora
or like at the beach or something, and then it's
like thirteen year.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Olds now and exactly twenty five, and they're so chic,
and I'm like, I'm literally afraid of you.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But you're a kid, precise so much different now. Were
there any cloudies that walked in that thought they were
the best thing since sliced bread? Like anything you can imagine.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh, I don't know if they got the cloud but
like they dressed like they do. Yeah yeah, yeah, But
the best part was they just are a bit more entitled.
Like there was literally like I just launched my brand
and had like one hundred thousand dollars worth of cameras
in my room. They're all just in my room. A
girl was giving a blowjob in my room. Yeah, I
(12:48):
sent mum in there was there was kids upstairs doing
it too.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Mum was furious, She said, upstairs and your mum and
dad's a room.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Mum was like, how dare you get Mum lost it?
Mom said, I just gave it to them because imagine
it's so rude. I mean, on my eighteen, people slept
with each other in my brother's bunk beds and like
stuff in the other brother's room. But still, oh my god,
when you're older, you're like.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
When I'm old, I'm like, ew, what's wrong with you all?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, at the time, you're in the mixtill.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Seriously, but these girls like they wouldn't leave my room,
and like we're going through like our draws and like
our stuff, and like, don't use my hair straight now,
you I'm serious, literally, like using stuff in the drawers
and like you're all so rude.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Where are they getting this from? Though? Evolution brought us
to this, to this time, girls are coming into your room,
taking your stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
They're like, I'm just leaving my jumper in here. I'm like, no,
you're not, man what so like.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, literally like getting robbed by.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Literally I was like one of the girls. I was
literally in there taking stuff and I like jumpers and whatnot.
She was like, oh, just give me a second. I'm like,
this is my room. Sorry, you know what.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Sorry, fair enough that it was mad because if you
can't keep a security the kids out of your room,
imagine you couldn't keep coming into that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But Molly, you know where my room is. The thing
is the security table was right next to it, so
like they were closing blinds and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Stuff right window.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Anyway, we get to the end of the night. They're
doing speeches, you know what they do, and they go
speech speech.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Abe's little best friend stands on the kitchen bench proceeds
to do his speech. He goes, Abe, all I can
say is you throw the best parties. And we're like,
hang on what He's only over thrown one party. He
goes Ross and Michelle, thank you for going away almost
(15:00):
every weekend. And everyone in the crowd was like cheering down,
like yeah, we love this free house. I was like sorry,
in my head calculating all the past weekends. When Abe
said are you home tonight? Are you saying it tonight?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Zeke?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Are you going away? Everything added up?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I was like, Oh, okay, wonder ye they No wonder
they had a format because I was very surprised to
hear that kids were up in your mum and dad's bedroom.
It's not like an easy room to just find and
like figure out that it's a bedroom. Rights have been
there before.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No wonder they're marching into your room. They've cleared out
one of the in your broad like throwing down the
stuff on hangers in the plating themselves at home?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Is there a few things I've accused my brothers? Where'd
you put this?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
They were probably stolen?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
No? Oh my god. I couldn't even tell you the
last party I've been to till have you been to any?
I feel like the last party we went to was
in Sydney together the Wharf Bar opening. Yeah, and that
was that was a time.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Is that the one where you got hit on Mali
by a couple or yes, yes, that is that you
talked about on a previous episode. I can't remember what one, but.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I thought we mentioned that. Yeah, we've mentioned this before.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
So that was an influencer party.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, strictly influences at this bar were invited to come
in and promote I guess the opening of this thing.
And this was probably Fresh after Big Brother Hatel.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh yeah, Freshy and Lynn was there.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Lynn was there.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, so you're like max clouded at this.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Like full full cloud you know what I mean, big
dog like walk in Daily Mail, snap and especially Yeah,
but it was, Yeah, that was an interesting time. That's
that's really not my crowd till I will.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That's what they're all like. But that's why I don't
go to the influen onto events.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Have you been to some lately?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, I don't go. Yeah, they're so they're exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Like that, just like what we went through. It was.
That was a terrible time.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Wait, you do we do need to explain it because
we're just saying that it's awful.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I want to get into it. I'll tell you.
I'll tell you. I had the first conversation I had
with this guy. I can't remember his name, and even
if I did, I wouldn't mention it. But the first
thing he started talking to me about, like literally the
first thing came out of his mouth was about how
he's growing on TikTok, And I'm looking at him, and
I swear he's talking to me for five minutes, and
I'm like, I feel like he's just like looking through
(17:34):
me as he's telling me this, Like it's just like,
you know, it's just on autopilot right now, just telling
me about his TikTok cloud as of late. And I'm like,
in my head, I'm like, dude, what are we what
are we actually talking about right now?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh my god, dude, That's exactly it like at the events,
So I'll be like, who's your manager?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
How many fellows the voice?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And I get it. This is obviously a business. It's
a business that you and I utilized till to to
make money.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But yeah, it's not my personality.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah that, thank you. You just hit that perfectly. It's
the personality. It's like their worth is all within this
whole influencer scene.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It's like their data. Their stats are written on their
forehead as to how you can act, and the less
followers you are, like as in like the twenty K mark,
the more wanky.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You are, right, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The people at the top are always the best. They're
always quite nice. The people at the top don't have
a reason to be wanky. It's the ones. It's like
the mirrors that are a bit.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
That's often the way.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's like the ones that like maybe the ones at
the top don't feel like they have as much to prove.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I think, which reminds me of this girl on TikTok.
Let me just check her name. I think it was Marianna.
The girls will know about it. But there's this influencer
Reagan's seven seven seven and she through a party. I'm
assuming it was like in La or that sort of area.
Marina Sevadera severdra I definitely butchered that anyway. She basically
(19:07):
went to this influencer's party. This girl was like maybe
like four mil friends with James Charles, but like a
good following, not just like pretty girl stuff, like she
actually posts solid we know her personality, you know. And
this girl went to the party. She was a plus
one and she took a video of this section of
(19:28):
the party that was empty, and she added those squeaky
noise sounds like to the floor as if it was empty.
Ye yeah, yeah, and posted a video about it and
was just like, Wow, I would expect so much more
from influencer parties. You should pay for my uber. That
should be gifting there, there should be brand endorsements. Yeah,
(19:53):
what a sixth joke. And literally, this poor girl, the influencer,
was like, when the fuck did become a thing that
you get a post about like other people's stuff. She's like,
say it behind my back, tell you, tell your friends
how ship my party was? Who posts somebody's weird?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Man? Yes, again that's.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What she said.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It is. No, that's so weird man. Do you imagine
going to imagine doing that? Imagine taking a video at
someone's part. You're a plus one too.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You're not even invited.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Also, it's not an event, it's a birthday exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
And this girl has fifty thousand followers, and she goes,
if I'd known it would have been like this, I
know my worth, I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Borne there, meant to go exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
She wasn't invited, No, no, she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She was one.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hell so did people How did people respond?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
She honestly no.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
She's deleted the comments. But like everyone's saying, Marina is embarrassing,
af rating somebody else's birthday party is crazy. Who goes
to a birthday party to rate it? To have expectations
for someone else's birthdays? Insane? Like that the comments everyone
hates her like she's copying it hard. But like even
(21:12):
James Charles made a video and was like, oh really yeah,
because it was just so crazy, Like as when did
parties become like this? It's the same as baby showers,
gender reveals.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's such a oh yeah, like an expectation that you
should be depending on I guess your popularity. That's how
much I don't know money you should invest into your party,
you know what I mean, like into your party. That's
crazy to like expect that, Yeah, you should have this
huge lavish thing like this is a lot of money
like you. So let's say you're having a twenty first
(21:48):
in your prime. What's a good amount to spend on
a birthday party? You think?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know, because are you providing drinks or not?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Go on, I also have a house that can have
a party at it, So I'm going to say I
was having drinks and throwing the party max three K
to be honest, whoa yeah, that's like your DJ maybe
a little photographer these, a few bottles of vodka, pizzas,
and maybe a few rental things like a cab Is
(22:18):
it a called a cabana for the backyard?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, solid, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's a huge amount. I would never want to invest
or fork that out.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, what would you spend?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I would pour in eight hundred to one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Okay, that's that would be me.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, just the drinks, We've got, the music, everything's good.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
It's the classic thing of some of the best parties
are cost the host, a couple of chips, an ox Coretti, and.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Away you go.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
See you in a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
See on the other end.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, this leads to the question, would you rather spend
five K on your twenty first or would you want
the money?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The money road and yeah, back day of the week.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You were at twenty one, I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
You that much at twenty nine I could use. I'm
telling you right now, I am taking that on me.
Hear your argument.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, I'm just saying it. Twenty one. I had no
concepts of saving money whatever, which is why I always
say thank God I did not make it to end
up big brother, like thank God two dred and fifty
grand shopping spree. So if you asked me at twenty
one five k or about that, it would have been
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a party.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, really, yeah, for sure. Noah, No, you know what
till I went to this, Well, I didn't go to
the party. It was a year ago. I one of
my brother's really good friends has these little cousins that
were having at twenty first yeah, the twins, and this
really really nice area here in Melbourne, beautiful area, right,
And we pull up and he just goes, yeah, we'd
love you and your brother just to stand out front
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and be security for ye pay it whatever it was
three hundred cash or whatever it was. We're like, yeah,
why not, Like it's a good time for just us
to just kick back and chill and just vibe out
because it was only a couple hours. And I pull
up to this house and I'm like, oh my god,
this house is massive, looks beautiful, really modern, right, So
these two Mercedes out front, pea plates on them, and
I'm like, wait, these are the these are their cars
(24:19):
their kids, right, And I'm like, what am I walking
into right now? And we get in I swear, we
come to the front door the Dad opens the door
and this house looked like a damn museum.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh, you weren't cut out for seconding this this.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
No, yeah, this wasn't my kind of secky job. We
need to call in Tom Zeke all of the boys
that are his birthday for this one. This is like
heavy judy and it was. The place was beautiful, like spotless,
and and there was three levels to this house. We
go downstairs. This whole downstairs area is fitted out for
like the biggest birthday party you guys could ever imagine.
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I had two bars on either end of the place
with two different bartenders, like it had all these smoke
machines lighting, waiters and waitresses walking around. Apparently the party
was like twenty to twenty five.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
K Oh, my god, Dad is in sanity.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No? No, that reminds me of when I went to Barker,
like this north shore private school, and the parties were
just completely insane. I was more gobsmacked by what you're
saying by the houses. And the houses be the money
they would spend Halloween parties, they'd spend twenty k on decorations.
They'd have like custom margaritas. I went to like this
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one party, they paid for horses to be in the backyard.
So yep, I was drunk and I have all these
selfies with these horses to be ridden or just to
be no, just to be in the just a prop mate.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah wow, talking about a prop that's like that reminds
me really quick. You keep yep. The camel at college.
I had this college party that was crazy halloween Halloween
theme and they had a camel. They rented a camel
just out front of the house. Was just like, yeah,
it was crazy. It was it was wild.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, that's pretty free int all.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But that's so I was sick. How much does it
cost to rent a camel for the night?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I don't know. You may as well just buy it
at that point.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Literally, it's an investment.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
My uncle has a camel.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
How did they hold on? Guys, I'm just thinking about
this logistically. Now we're really getting into the camel. I
wanted to kind of brush past this, but how did
they get the camel there? This is like a suburbian
area that the party was going in. The camel's heads
just like hanging out.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, they pop out the back I suppose.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
So that's so cute.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I would love to see that on the highway.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Glad we got to the bottom of that.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, guys, what are your rules around like gifting and stuff.
This is interesting to me because a lot of the
time these days people are doing like bottomlesses, party buses
and stuff. So you're already paying to go to the
days and if I am a big savor at the moment,
I just told Molly, I want to buy my farm.
So I'm not one to want to spend money.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You want to buy your farm?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, I want to buy it.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
She wants camels and horses.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Correct, Yeah for real?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah for really. So I'm like on my saving grind.
But yeah, just like by the time you've spent like
one hundred dollars on a bottomless one hundred on a
party bus, like, are we gifting? Like, yeah, what's to go?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I agree with you completely. That's where I was heading
to get. Yeah, my presence and me having to pay
whatever I had to to get onto this party bus.
I'll go to this bottom list. That's the gift. Unless
it's a if it's a really close friend, I will
get them some sort of gift, but it won't be
I won't give it to them on the birthday day
like we used to when we were younger. I remember
(27:37):
when we're younger. I don't know if you did this
till but we used to give like twenty dollars. I
used to ask mom and dad. I used to be
a plus one to a party and then ask mom
and dad, hey can I have twenty dollars? Person? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That is not normal?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
How old were you?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Bro? Like, I don't know. This is parties when you're
like fifteen sixteen?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
God, I would start that trying up.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Again, well I'm telling you money. I would say, hell, no,
you're not giving this random child twenty dollars. I don't
care that you going to their party.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I would say, we're going to have a party and
we're going to invite two thousand people and charge everyone
thirty dollars. You used to make some damn money.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You have to make money, I promise you. It was
a thing like all of all of us kids. It
was like it was rude if you did if you
came empty handed.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I never experienced that that must be a Melbourne thing.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's a rule. Well maybe it is, but yeah, no,
at this day and age and at this age, I'm
not really gifting, Like I'd rather just buy you some
drinks or whatever. It is, like, I'm not really going
to gift unless, like we're really really close. If that
is the case, I'll give it to you at some
other point.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You know what's good about being a girl. You can
splodge on a thing of flowers, which can look like
it's fifty dollars and it's twenty. True, So I always
for a safe bet. If they're like a friend that
I feel like I need to buy for, I'll always
go for flowers.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
What would be your go to gift to give money?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Oh? I was going to say, like a voucher something,
a voucher to somewhere.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
One of those already admitted it money.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, I am. Well, hey guys, it's from a young age.
I've been just dropping off twenty dollars to Randy as well.
Put that into a little vouch.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Like.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
The first thing that came to my head was, yeah,
a voucher of some sort, maybe like the movies or
something cool though, like gold class tickets which a premuh.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay yeah somewhere, yeah, okay, a bit of intent behind it.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, not just like a petrol voucher to tank.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Hell, in this economy, that might be the best.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, all right, well yeah, let's move on. Let's move
on to scroll Patrol Tilly. I want to know what's
going on on TikTok and Instagram as of late, guys,
we are starting a new segment, coming of a new segment.
Here are we calling it a segment?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, it's a little segment.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Scroll Patrol SEGGI where we are discussing what is trending,
what is viral? What is going on right now? This
is where you're going to get that new updated source.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah. I think for the most part it'll just be
me giving you the Internet goss.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
But that's it is. It's just till gossip. So what's happening,
What's happened at the moment?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Till Okay, So do you know Molly May and Tommy
Fury from Love Island UK?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yes, because of the Netflix show, the Fury Netflix Show,
and because I watched Tommy fight against this other guy
that I like. So he's a boxer and she is
a huge I didn't know how big of an influence is,
like a massive grace.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Like in the game, they were like the biggest couple
to come off Love Island, probably one of the only
standing couples, and they've been together for five years. They're
just a year older than me. But as of recently,
Molly May has posted that they have broken up.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Don't they hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold on?
They have a baby, don't they?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh no, God, this is rough.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, so they have a little girl.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
This is because I don't know anything about this. I
don't know anything about this.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, okay, well they're Their differing statements were pretty interesting,
so Molly goes. Never in a million years did I
think I'd ever have to write this after five years
of being together. I never amen imagined our story would end,
especially not this way. I'm rough. I'm extremely upset to
(31:19):
announce that mine and Tommy's relationship has come to an end.
I will forever be grateful for the most important thing.
But the most important thing to me now and always
is my beautiful daughter. Now, let's get Tommy's.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Well, I guess you can't say, oh wait, would you say?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
You'd have to say?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Oh no, well I think she was pretty pretty with
her words. No, no, no, let's see. Now let's read
Tommy's statement Instagram Stia Tommy, I am heartbroken to share
that Molly and I have decided to end our relationship. No,
(31:59):
not saying what she said. Where he goes, she goes.
I'd never thought I'd imagine it would end this way
anyway he goes. The past five years have led to
us having our beautiful baby girl, Banbi, our beautiful beauty.
Thankful to Molly for making me a dad. Now this
(32:19):
is pretty telling to me in itself. He's obviously done something. Yeah,
I would agree with that too, and obviously their speculation
and I think they will need to talk because it's
just not fair on him. But she talk like they're
going to need to tell some tell the public. Yeah,
they need it.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
They like.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I think that if you are an influencer, a celebrity,
anyone posting your relationship online, if you break up, there
should be a law that you have to explain. It
should be because we invest in these people. We pay
their salaries, We literally pay their salaries. Yeah, you don't
(33:00):
need to be like, you don't need to give us
the dirty details, but just be like, yeah, he cheated
with this girl from Bristol, like you know something.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, but I don't know. There's a I do. I
hear what you're saying. But there's also such a fine
line between if you start off floating and giving the
public everything. Bro, you've got nothing that's your Like, yeah,
nothing that's yours. Now you're you're like fleshed out. It's
like your true skin's been ripped off. You know, you've
got nothing.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I don't dramatic, but I know that's so true if
your actual personal, deepest, darkest fears and your personal life
becomes entertainment of.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, everything as well. And I'm saying that for not
only breakups, but it could be even family situations of
this or that, or your goals and aspirations, Like you
can't give everything.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
But I still stand by what I say.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Throw it at me, throw that skin at me. I
want it all.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
If I purchase your fake ten, you better be telling
me why. Okay. Anyway, she went radio silent for like
twenty days, so did he Cool? She has posted a
quick pick of her and said thank you for being
the best online friends I could have ever wished for.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Right, Okay, and that's.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
A little photo of her.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, So Tommy has yeah, yep. So she's obviously saying,
like you guys, have taken my side. Thank you, gotcha,
Tommy Fury has posted These last few weeks have been heartbreaking.
The false allegations about me have been a horrectous thank
you to everybody that has stood by me through this.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
So Molly could have slightly covered his ars or something,
but she didn't.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
What are the false allegations that cheating?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
That to be ended?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Two days before the relationship ended, before they posted that,
she posted their five years and was like, I'm so
grateful for everything, like this was in a matter of
forty eight hours, twenty four even of everything going on.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
This isn't a slow burn. But why would he come
out and so confidently say false allegations.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's like, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Then?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
That's what I'm saying, was it?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Then? What was the issue?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
He actually maybe better? I don't know if they're saving
it to make money on like a show or something like,
because if he went on like sixty minutes, for example,
if you're in Australia, you could get a one million
dollar payout. So maybe the man's is like holding off, gotcha.
The comments say keeping these comments on for this post
is ballsy, which facts like as if you've got.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Your comments on Tommy's comments on.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Next comment, then tell us what you did.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Bruh aggressive, So you think you should come out and
say it to you? Tell clear his name, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
These comments are rough. Would Molly really leave the love
of her life and her family behind if none of
it was true?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, that timeline, you know what, suggests that something, something
pretty pretty big had to have happened.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It ain't looking good for tom Yeah, yeah that might
be tough. But I would love to know what happened.
But anyway I should know too.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
We'll stay best things come let us know next scroll
patrol because I know now too, and.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Everyone yeah, anyone knows.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, hit us up.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, I'm actually devastated, Like love.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Is not real, stupid, love is totally real.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Fucking Tommy.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Oh my god, that was a train wreck of a
scroll patrol there till thank you for the update on
that one.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh you're welcome. Just delivering the daily influencer news.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
That can picture you with it like a news reporter
outfit on at you deliver this?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
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