May 29, 2024 • 37 mins
This week Tilly's boyfriend Tom joins the pod to tell their meet-cute story, and to explain the "curse" that follows Tilly around. In this episode they share some of their best trainwreck stories from their relationship - From auditions videos for The Block, piercings, buying apartments, the family dog dying, and alien experiences...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only
brief commercial breaks of happiness. Are here, Tom in the
building too. We should have like those big alarm bell.
Thank you. That's so dope. I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
For those of you who can't see that is the
party light button happening in the studio.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Why, that's why I believe that the party light.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And for those that are listening, this is a bit
of a train wreck today because we've got so many voices.
But again, wanted to remind you that that is producer
Grace with the lovely elegant voice. Then we've got another,
well actually not another, we've got the only good looking
chap on this podcast in the room now with Tom here,
Chilly's boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Thank you so much for having me, guys, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Thank you for joining me. Thank you for being a
part of this train wreck. Bro.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Guys, wait, just straight off the bat, you know how
like we talk about the curse, how everything bad happens. Well,
Tom literally on the way here, he was on the
phone to me and he goes, I quote, I always
go the wrong way when I'm on the phone to you,
and you were around.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
The city pretty good and straight away I knew it
was in our city. I knew where I was going.
And then because I was on the phone to you
no offense.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I think that's why I took a wrong turn ended
up in the city, and I reached through the city,
and I was like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I know where I'm going, but I just I just
don't think when I'm there.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
When her Aura is around, you just you seem to
act like her the same way.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wait, is that what the curse explained? The curse?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The curse is your life instantly turns into a train wreck.
Unfortunately for Tom, he's going to get up for the
rest of his I'm sorry, brother, but i'd pull out now.
But your life instantly turns to a train wreck. Went
around Tilly like mine. Literally the only time my life
goes off the tracks is when I'm around you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Right at home, sometimes like I'll always see it happened
before it happens. So they'll be like, I don't know,
like a like a like a bottle or something right
near the edge, glass near the edge, or she's left
something on left the straighter, and I'm like, I can
see it's about to happen.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You know that he comes every time.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
You come to me like a teacher. Like the other
day there was a glass. I'm not shoitting you.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
It was half on the edge, it was hard on
the edge. I'm like, she's like walking around like you're
gonna knock it.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Over, Like yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
But he comes to me and he goes, Okay, everyone,
let's just pause for a second. Can we just look here.
This is an accident waiting to all right.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Kids, let's just wait and have a look. Let's take
a step back and what we've done wrong here. And
I was like, seriously, it was about to fall. I
have to train her otherwise otherwise I turn into it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, you're going to be doing that for the rest
of your life.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, he says, it's a lifelong investment.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is it is a lifelong investment for you, Tom, If
you haven't realized already or we haven't said it, this
is this is Tilly's boyfriend Tom. Tom again, thank you
for joining us. Brother. Let's just before we get into
today's discussion, and before we call Ross and let him
know exactly what we're talking about today, let's let's firstly,
I just want to peel it back to give our
(03:10):
audience a little bit of context here. When did you
guys meet, When did you start dating? And why did
you decide this was a good idea for your life?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Tom?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do you want to stand well?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I just think to start. We went to primary school together.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Primary Yeah, yeah, primary school, and remembers I had a
mad crush on her the whole time. I was just
run with it. I knew, I knew, I knew, I
knew she was sporty. We always did the same, like
athletics kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, crushing primary school. Not
really of you. I was you were the year above side.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
You didn't really You're hell sporty.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
The sporty kids were the popular kids.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
What kind of sports? What kind of sports was she planned?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I was just good at like running, run, I remember running, running, climbing,
just cross country, big cross country.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Girl, I remember.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, No, I just ran with dad, like loved a sprint,
shot putt.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Hang on shot put who loves shop.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's strong man.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She can rock climb and everything. She's got like the strongest.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, when you're like the top for your age or.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Something, Oh my cool.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It must have been. So you met him, you obviously
knew each other in primary school and then completely went
away from each other until when a couple of years,
but like a couple of years that was like yeah, okay, okay,
Well Tom remembers you've always had mutuals. I assume always.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
This is the issue. Tom remembers it differently to me. Well,
after right after Big Brother, no joke, Marley, Tom was
at my house and I didn't even know.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
There are two New Years in a road where I
was at her house just because the mutual friend.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, I was hanging with there.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
He was with his ex girlfriend. Yeah wait wait so
he was kissing his ex in my hand.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, like my ex. I had my ex over two
years in a row one year.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, we'll just invite over. And I had my ex
with me at her and I barely spoke to you both.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Where were you guys? Where were you guys kissing? Tell them?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Actually you said you were fighting fighting? Wait and secondly, guys,
how weird is this? I go into my camera roll,
like literally, this was the New Year's after Big Brother,
and there's a photo of Tom in the park on
my camera roll. Yeah, Tom sitting there. I didn't even
(05:50):
know I taking it, but Tom was on my camera roll.
How weird you didn't know you'd taken a photo. I
was so ship faced that night.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Crazy back when you used to drink back in the Yeah,
and we always see each other like out, No, no, Tom,
You're leaving out the most important part. Tom was not
interested in me whatsoever. So basically I would see Tom
everywhere at the clubs and I'd be like hi, like
thought he was the hottest man I've ever seen. And
(06:17):
then Tom wouldn't even say hi fully brush me yep,
And I had like one hundred and twenty thousand followers
fresh off Big brother, was getting so much attention from boys,
and then you no, no, no, Tom, I followed you
on Instagram. He accepted my request and didn't follow me back.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
That bro.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, I was sure, yes a gun you know.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Wait, hang on, were you doing all of this on purpose?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Were you wasn't on purpose? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I was just I knew she was the ship at
the time, you know, and I was like everyone loves you.
I was like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Whatever, but they all fall down.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I had to follow him back, damn.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Wait, okay, so before we move on, what's the actual
meet cute? Like, when did you start well, actually.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Tom thinks, well, I got out of COVID and I organized,
like with some of my girlfriends and like our guy
friend group. I called them and I was like, I'm
just out of COVID, I mean, locked up for two weeks.
Let's get drunk. And they're like, oh, we're inviting Tom Latu,
do you mind. I was like, oh my god, I'll
be like bring him. He's so hot. I followed you
on Instagram this time you followed me back, and then
(07:34):
we were like, yeah, I unfollowed him so that I
could follow him back. Yeah, anyway, yeah, exactly great. And
then we were on the hill and I just saw you.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I remember it because the boys were like, oh, the
girl are going to be there, and I was like,
cand of just be a boys thing, Why why are
the girls coming?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Just want to be boys? Drink up? And then.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
You came and your sister came.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah later on, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
And I met the sister and my boyfriend in one
night and then we basically just went into the girl's
toilet and hooked up.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
That was the other night that was.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Hold on, can I pause you? Let me pause you
at that because this has been a big, big controversy
on our podcast over the last couple of episodes, Tom
is the topic on toilets, all right, and and you
you said that you essentially met in the toilet there, Till.
So this means that you guys have to be comfortable
with this space. Tom, Yes, I need to know. You're
(08:36):
three years deep now right? How comfortable are you pooping
in front of Till? Is that is that? Are you
like comfortable doing that? It doesn't. I don't mean directly
in front of her her knowing that you're going to
the toilets poop, yeah, or direct eye contact. I mean
three years deep now, I mean you're at the home point.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I'm fine. Doors like half open, some half open love
That not good.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
In fact, I'll be cooking dinner and he will leave
the door open, Town.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
This is what I'll be.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It'll be half open or open, Tom.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
In this situation.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, I know, I'm saying, Tom, I'm trying to tell
her that her life will increase, like by twenty five percent,
just her comfortability with you in her life when she
starts admitting to you that she poos, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Never ever seen her see that, you know what?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's just never easy.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I don't even see her ei though maybe she does.
Put she puts the tape and I put the tap
on your never heard her wied, never heard of pooh,
never seen her arm?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Never.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
He hasn't even seen my skitties and leave him.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh my god, no trace. Stealth she's so stealthy.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
The bathroom. Last night, Tom fell asleep on the coupta
and he goes, let's get to bed, and I was like, no, no,
stay there, stay there, and I went, oh.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
My god, I wake up at midnight.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I was like, where is the ten ten more episodes? Tom?
I'm going to work her to getting to a point
where she's comfortable enough doing that.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
It'll be.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
For all of it in front of you is when
I'm giving birth and you accidentally that's the only time
Dad's calling. I'm just gonna have to take the queue.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hi Dad.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Okay, We've got two minutes then, all right, well we
actually have.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Say hi Hello Ross, Hello, Hello Ross.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You do, it's Tom?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You know me?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ross?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Okay Dad?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Much time?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, So since we have two minutes today, we have
Tom on and we're just gonna discuss the curse of
All the train wreck, things that happen around me. And
do you know how, dad, I actually inherited the curse
from you.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yes, you do. You spell everything, make mistakes with welling.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Those genetics are very powerful.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, they are powerful genetics. I got it from you.
So today was discussing the trainer at curse excellent, all right?
And did you want to have are you.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
In a Russian?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hello? Just give him a high for me? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And did you want to tell us quickly the dick
story you told us?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
One was going to say, quickly just after your threat
to your people that last session.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
What was the threat?
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Well, they said, just had someone cut off the penis
of the boyfriend who was cheating on them that you mentioned. Well,
just reminded me when I was young about the story
of Loraina and John Bobbert. So Lorena was married to
John Bobbitt and he was abusive, and so one night
she actually cut off his penis.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Thank you, Dad. And then tell them about the club,
the strip club.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The club.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Well, this is this is only total because I tried
to look it up last night, but apparently that he
was then went to it street club on everything was
attached to get to see what they could do to
excite him.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
So whoever got hard, whoever got him hard, got money.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that that was
the anecdotal summer.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm sorry that this is the first podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
That you've walked. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I'll thanks Ross.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, that was a great That was a great radio
call in and.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Tom Tom sitting here and hasn't heard any of the episodes,
the new ones where we give advice, so he's like,
what's the penis bit off?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Dare I say?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I would never do that?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
She is basically as chaotic as you. I totally.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Like.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
But he's cracked.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, this is checking out.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
My dad is the most cracked man you will ever meet.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I actually love that.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
But he's a psychologist, so he's like yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But then he's like wild, all right, let's start getting
into the nitty gritty here. What do you say kids, Tom,
can you just lay out for us just a regular
day in the life with your girlfriend Tilly?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Well, it starts off by what do we always do
in the morning? We don't? Can I leave?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I say, do you want to be doing?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
When I got up?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Real earlier, I say do you want to be tucked?
And she always gets mm hmm, I don't. I don't
tuck and just tucking, have to go to work and then.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
The normal.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Thing.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Step two, wait for a chaotic message about something that's
gone wrong.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, there's there's so much little chaos in between. Yeah,
throughout the day.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I think you're just used to it now, Hey, you're
desensitized to it all.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, nothing surprises me anymore though.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah, you've become chaotic. You were so calm and when
I met you and now but I think you you
were inherently cracked and then now that you.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Brought it out me, yes, yeah, yes, definitely did so.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Tom always had it within him, but you just you
were that like catalyst that brought out.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, you were his villain origin story.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, And talking about that catalyst again, it's the curse.
It's a curse. It's not even a catalyst. It's a curse.
This is the curse we're talking about today, guys, in
this episode, this curse around Tilly whenever and I feel
it and I'm like hardly around you, yeah, but whenever
I'm around you, Tilly, something like crazy happens in my life,
(14:26):
or it continues to happen whilst we are together in
that stretch, like it doesn't happen outside of being with you.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Okay, I want to hear some specific examples between like
Tom and Tilly. Tom, Okay, what specific train ring?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Now, let's start with one that involved Marley Bandolo. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Wow, you said my last name? Really good?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I know we're talking about we're talking about the we're
allowed to talk about.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yes, O, we wanted to go on the block, Me
and Tom, Right, we're talking like some producers. Tom's actually
good at this stuff at building. As you can see,
he's a trading.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You can see he's a trading. Well people can't.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
See so for everyone listening, he's a trading.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
He's a trading.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
So while Marley was here, was during the audition process
and Tom, we thought there was no better way to
get on the block than to start our video.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
We had to catch him, you know. We had to
be like, because you got to make the video and
send it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Wait, wait, you're talking about your you're talking about your
audition video and you want to grab the cast from Tom?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Show them yes with a hook?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Am I showing them?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah? Show grace.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, you got it, yea, so grace.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
At least I've got to take my pants.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You got to unbuckle the belt for this was that low.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Don't get that, okay for people who can't see, I mean,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Tom is standing up in the studio. He's pulling his
pir it's down.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Block twenty four tattooed, and Malea was there to witness it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, so Tom, guys, guys, guys. So what happened was
we were sitting there one night. Tilly at home has
this tattoo set that she probably bought on eBay A
very never Oh yeah, we did eleven. On the other side,
Till would have proposed the idea of getting tattooed, like
Tom getting this tattoo, and Tom just rolling with it,
(16:30):
just said yes, okay, let's do it, and literally immediately
went to Tilly's room till he got the tattoo gun
out and started tattooing the block.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Well, Marley filmed it.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Well, I filmed the whole thing. I honestly thought it
would have worked too. I thought it was going to
be like we're in. Like the whole time when I
was doing I was.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Like, we're on, We're in.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She was like, she lied to you, bro, she.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Was this is what the block won us like, let's
make a video. They want a song. I was like, easy,
let's do it. We're going to be sign us up.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Let's sorry, and didn't get a callback, so.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Claim, yeah nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
They didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
We're applying every year.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, we're just going to do every year.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Can you use that same that'stle.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
We're going to cross the twenty four out and do
twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven until we get there.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Keep tattooing over it.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
We'll just get keep going over it.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Tom, when you're gonna put Tilly's name on there too, yeah,
how tragic would that be?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
So I was like, can I put my name underneath
it as well? And you're like, yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You're such a trooper, bro. I would have done it.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Such a would have just done it, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You know what then it would say block Tilly.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And lock her.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
You know, guys, if you get your partner's tattoo like
name on you, it's bad luck.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Really yes, you should.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Ever yeah no, no, it's true. Like even if your
so in love, like Tom wants to marry me, but
you should never do that.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Okay, you shouldn't get it.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
I wouldn't get a tattoo unless it was like marriage,
you know, like you wouldn't get a This is not marriage.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
We're not married though, Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
But you shouldn't do it regardless, like never, like I
would never let you do it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Ever do it?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Mb A lot of my mates have him right across
the chest.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Really, so you've got two tattoos thanks to Tillie's koh
wait he has three?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yel So this is the proper night, basically.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
The first night I met Do I forget it? It's
a palm tree down?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You don't need to get okay?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Do I need to take my You're gonna have to
do a special move?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
What is going on in studio?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tom is doing some acrobatic it's getting his leg up
on the chair, looking search and pulling down his socks.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yes, looking you let her put a palm tree on you?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Were these tattoos? Like? She obviously didn't do this correctly,
but like was Does it hurt when she's doing it?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Because she doesn't know how much pressure to put on
the skin. So the eleven eleven she went over like
eight times.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Because the block one just comes out of it.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Marking properly. She was just scratching the surface and ink
wasn't even coming out.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Marley, do you not remember when I was doing the
one on him for the block? I went, I was
doing it light and he kept saying, go again, go again.
I was going to fake it for you and it
would have been do it, legit.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
You wanted it, you want.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You promised him that he would get on the blog.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Make this video go viral, so it reaches the po.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Get Tilly and Tommy on the block, please. Tommy's a
catchy name.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yes, that's what we were saying in the audition.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, next story, hit us with another one because
I know there's more train wrecks to come with you two.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Well, you know what, Like this is just like briefly
on the curse, like everything that we do just doesn't
work out. For example, tom wanted to get his ears
peers properly. He was like, I'll just pay the seventy
dollars and I said, no, I'll just order a gun
of hebased.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
So everything's di y, everything's diy, everything's di y.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And if we haven't learned from Tilly putting the freckles
in her face, Like, you know, are we gonna earrings toenails?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Why is everything?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Why grat It's just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
So you're not even really saving that much money? I
feel how much? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Well, what is this saying? Okay, I heard the saying
the other day, Man, Tom, we were talking about it,
and it says the broke man pays twice and the
rich man pays once because the broke guy pays again
to get the right thing, but the rich guy just
gets the right thing the first time, like by once by.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Well, but we take that risk anyway, don't we. We
do we do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You roll, you really roll the dice on this one,
you know, Russian roll out with your lives.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Well, yeah, we were peersing his ears and for some reason,
the earring just got stuck.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
In some reason I can I can literally justify and
specify the exact reason.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No, So the one one of them went in all good.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
No, no, no, Tom, it didn't go in good.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
We pierced your one of them went in good, and
the other one she pierced it and didn't. We're trying
to get in the same hole because I had old
holes and then and then missed that the old one,
so we didn't a new one and I don't think
that one went in, so we just ended up stabbing
it back in the old hole and shut it again.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So did they end up infected?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Was a bit of blood, yeah, when it happened.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
But how much pain were you in in the moment?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
He was in pain.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
But the issue was we were trying to put it
on TikTok, but the video didn't work, progic video cut out,
so it wasn't even worth it. We should have just
paid the seventy bucks. But look they look good now
we're good now.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, you're wearing them today.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Ended up having to force this one through, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
They actually do it good?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah yeah, mine like.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
He closed up. You know what, I got mine professionally
done and mine mine closes up like when I don't
wear an earring for a lot of time. So you
know what, guys, good on you being in the system.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, exactly worked out.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Works out in the end.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You know, it all comes out.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's part of the curse Bart guys. Everything that goes
bad comes good. Like the universe, you live under a
lucky star, Like a few people are designated a lucky
star and the world. Yeap, the world gives you a
train wreck and then you come back.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
It's the journey, not the destination.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Exactly. I've never met anyone in my life that has
as many train wrecks as you. Like. It's like you,
you really you enjoyed the case daily event totally.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
But also you're right, there is a balance between it
is there's the curse that is then offset by like
lucky girl syndrome. Yes, just wildly swinging from one extreme
to the other.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I feel one hundred like if you look at the freckles,
you could justify and be like, oh, she scarred her face.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So you got out of that. Yes.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
But on the other hand, I got fully clouded. Every
time I do something about cloud fully clouded.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
For the cloud, I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I honestly do not do it for the cloud. I
actually just the preface. I honestly don't. I just take
risk in life, but it just pays off. The people
love it. Grace, that's it. What can I say?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Who can blame him?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I love you all right, Tom. Another story that I
thought of was the time that we thought you got
that apartment and then the.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Dog, the dog, the dog died.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
What Okay, No.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Guys, you've never told me the lunar story.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I haven't told you what was happening when we found out.
We go from the beginning, so Tom started at the
beginning of the train wreck.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That was.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
This was when I was buying the apartment.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Congratulations by the way, broe Tom.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Tom's been saving Let's just say Tom's quit alcohol and
has been saving money for two years and has done
very very well. What's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What I'm thinking of when you say that. What's funny
about that is your Instagram post after Tom got the
apartment and you say congratulations for like being dry off alcohol. Yeah,
that's so weird. It made it seem like you'rel I know, as.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Soon as you say, like, oh, I've stopped drinking Alcoholmazon, congrats,
you must have been really bad.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah no, yeah, And this was Tilly's congratulations on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
And everyone was Everyone's like, I've been six months, so
how good.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Is film like?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
And she would have gassed it in the comments.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I was like, I just had a few cocktails every weekend.
Wasn't that bad? It wasn't that pass.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Our friends of Rome comments and he goes, I'm so
proud of Tom for beating his addiction, and.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I and there was so many like him.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I was like, I just commented back, love heart, love heart,
love heart. Just added field of the fire.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Okay, but so for real, Tom thought we got in
this place. So we'd been wanting this. He'd been wanting
this apartment. We'd gone through lots of efforts like rush
to get a conveyancer, which is like a property lawyer,
rush to get the deposits sorded with A and Z
and make sure you had the funds whatever. And this
process is quite long. Like Marley, you bought a house
last year, Right, it's quite it's quite a lot of efforts,
(25:17):
Lay Maley.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
H I know exactly the pin thank you for.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Process, Yes, congratulations, appreciate it. So basically, after all these efforts,
Tom gets a call and he's like, oh my god,
we've got the house.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
This is yours pretty much.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yeah, yeah, the real estate agent he calls like, we've
got it, and this is like Tom's dream place. It
was like near the beach front.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
It was like really good spot.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
It had been on the markets for four months. The
buyer wasn't taking a price, but finally like after lots
of negotiation, you've got got it.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yes, So we were almost happy tears, we were quite, we.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Were right, like we were literally feeling it way.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, like you couldn't believe that time of God.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
In his video. Yeah, like of course he's twenty he
was twenty two and brought an apartment.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Like we were happy anyway.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
And then we're calling everyone and like filming the videos
and everything's going so well. We've called your mom, We've
called your dad, called your sister. Then we call my
mom and my mom's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was she listens to this. I know she's going
to text me.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'll start crying now.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
So we called mom like on cloud nine, and everything
was going too well, so the train wreck curse had
to come in.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
We were trying to call her to say we have
a place, and she's like, wait.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Is that your family like your childhood.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Our childhood dog, And Mom's crying and then I'm crying,
and then Tom's crying happy like so and of course
in the name of the curse, like everything has to
go the wrong way. So it was happy and see.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That always balances out like really good with really bad.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
But then do you want to know how the universe rebalanced?
Because I felt God so guilty. I'm like, I've ruined
your moment, like this was your thing, you saved up,
You've done so well. And then I just felt because
the dog died, and I was like hysterical. For the
rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was feeling for you as well.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, well, I just felt bad anyway because I knew
how much this meant.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You were just like this.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
And then after feeling bad for so long, the conveyancer,
like who tells you the property is like good to
go or not?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Was like, do not, do not buy this place. So
I was like, wait, good, what.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
So this is what I'm saying, Everything that goes bad
comes good.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Because a sign.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yes, she said, do not buy that property like it
is a water ridden it is.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Such why I was on the market for so long?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
She said, that's why not for sale?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Yeah, I didn't show everything on the strata report, so
not everything was what was wrong with it was detailed.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
God, Yeah, so you didn't end up buying it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Dodgable now dodgeable, Yeah, kind of, thanks to Luna, thanks
to the train wreck.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, thanks, Rest in peace Luna, thank you for letting
us know not to get that house, all right?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
And then Tom's obsessed with aliens, love them, loves UFOs them.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So you fully you fully believe you're on board.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
With them, on board.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I think, yeah, I think I'm on board with aliens.
I think aliens are real.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I think I am as well. Are you, Tilly?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Oh, I just like we would be so arrogant to
believe that the universe is our I.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Agree, I agreed, guys. I love the role.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
On the same page with Let's Go, I'm wearing my
little tempoil hat.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
And so we have told this story before, but it's
gonna have to come from you because me, it just
doesn't even sound believable.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Is this under aliens or ghosts?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Tom thought it was a ghost. I thought it was
an alien. Hit us go.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It was your birthday, it was, which is very important.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
It was it was a magical.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Day, of course it was. Of course it was your birthday.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
It was about nine nine, nine thirtysh at night, and
I just had to have back to the warehouse just
to grab something. And it was just a quiet street
near your house, like it wasn't like scary anything.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It's very dark around Tilly's house too. It's like dark
and kind of eerie, like it's it can be coming
and peaceful but also very eerie.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, yeah, Tom.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
We were just driving.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
We turn a corner and we're coming along a straight
and I slowed down because the first thing I said
on my left, I thought that's a pub. There's a
pub right next door. So I was like, oh, it's
a drunk guy stumbling home something.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Stop. Tom, So you're seeing an actual wheat, like a.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Physically when people are being dumb on the road. He's like, oh,
what is this bloke doing.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
My first instinct was like, oh, this fucking idiot. And
I slowed down and we both went quiet. And this
thing was was seven foot tall.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Stop slender man looking a stop.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Sign just for white, like a ghost, you know, clear
clearly was like flowing across the road like kind of awkwardly,
but also really like like it had to be somewhere,
like it wasn't meant to be there.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yes, a rush like as you're saying, this drunk idiot
get off the road, Telly, what are you doing in
the passenger seat right now? Like are you are you
also agreeing? Like oh, what the hell? Are you just
not looking at your phone?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Speechless? That silent Tom thought it was a ghost, but
to me it was. It was so like vividly like
human form but tall, and the aura that came off
it was what that gave ghost.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
The palladium is the closest thing we can find to
what we both thought, because never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So we're like, Palladian, what's that?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Mum was rocked by this? Mum was my mom loves
this stuff, so she was fully researching for days, asking
everyone like, what is this? So if you guys want
to search up a palladian online, you can get a
visual of exactly what this look like. It's a tall
alien figure that like is essentially.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Blowing blowing me around it.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
But you know what, It's just it's so weird because
never in your life do you see something with somebody
like it's always like, oh, I saw an alien. No
you didn't, but we both saw it, And after we
drove past it, we look at each other and we go,
are we going to pretend we didn't just see that?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah? But again we had all drawers back to being
around Tilly, I'm good luck for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
It was a cool experience and I've never seen anything
since but.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Creepy, creepy.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Right? Should we go on to our train wreck tips?
All right, do you want to kick us off?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I'll kick us off. This isn't really a hack.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
It's just something I noticed because I'm working so much,
not having a lot of vitamins and things like that,
I noticed my hands would get They're actually bad now real, no,
dry peel, they peel constantly, constantly peel.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
But you're on the tools all the time.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Yeah no, but I'm also constant moisturizer. So I was like, oh,
well yeah, so I'm like, what's going on? And we
found out that if you're not having enough vitamin see
no just enough.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
If you're vitamin deficient, you're not having enough veggies, and
your hands will appeal.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But if you just start popping multi vitamins at work.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
They work. Or you're increasing we increase the veggies and
they slowly stop. I haven't been eating veg.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Specifically, your hands like dry hands.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Like that's another life hack. If you're ever having trouble
finding like the like the reason that something's happening to
your body, like you're ill or you've got a weird thing,
like your hand's appealing. My thing that I always do
is look up naturopathic reason that my hand's appealing, for example,
and it will give you the root cause, opposed to
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a western medicine approach, which would give you the cure.
So like the western medicine would be like take this,
take this medication that's got this in there, or like
use this steroid cream or whatever. But instead we get
we look at like the natural path threes in, which
would give you the cause of the problem. And that
is saying that you're vitam division. That's huge, great life hack,
(33:08):
all right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, that's massive. That's massive. All right. I've got a
train wrecked to easy one and it's it's directed at
you two right over there in that studio.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
My god.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, who in front of your partners? Who in front
of your partners? The sooner the better, you know, just
break the ice? Who in front of your partners? Tilly?
I need I need this from you. I'm giving myself
a ten ten episode quota. Everyone listening as well, Okay,
ten episodes. By our ten Tilly is going to in
some capacity or form. Let it be known to Tom
(33:39):
in the house that she is going to the toilet
to take a book.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Oh, I don't even at least door half open.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
To start half give him something you like for him
and you know what, and for him to just go,
good job, babe, it's.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Not lady like.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm sorry, I can't do it human.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
You know you've got to see it.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Just hear it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Whatever, Yeah, something something, give him something to work with.
Let him know that you're not that damn alien.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yes, true, you know right, Tom, I don't even hear
your wat You know the tap goes on.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
First, don't hold your breath on it.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Ten episodes. We're going to get it.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Now my trainer tip this is my favorite thing in life.
Life will cock block the ship out of you, no
pun intended, no pun intended. So if something is not
meant for you, it is not meant for you, like
life will come and do it. Thing like. I just
want to remind people that it's like.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
If something is life gives you.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Oh okay, yes, so I'm saying like life is going
to cock block you. For example, with Tom's apartment, life
came and cock blocked that was what you thought you
wanted so bad.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Childhood dog just passed away, nothing to do with it.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
No, that's that was not the cock block. There was
an issue with.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
The separate event. Mar Get with Oh, yeah, of course, yes.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
But regardless, if you think there's a job that's meant
to you, like I wanted to go into real estate
a few months ago, irrelevant, shut.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
The fuck up job every second week, Miley.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You know.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Anyway, I wanted to go into real estate, and then
I was like, you know what, like they didn't give
me the job, didn't get back to me, and I
just came back and now I'm making a lot of
money on my socials. So it's like life is telling
you if it doesn't want you with a certain person,
if it doesn't want you to buy a certain place,
if you don't get a certain job, there's a reason
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for it.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Guide you in that.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Thank you, and just listen to it. Listen to the universe. Right, yes, Amen,
is is well? Well, thank you, Thank you for that, Till,
and thank you guys for sharing those train wrecks. Honestly,
your life is absolutely I've got no words for the
way that you two well more so Tilly lives her
life and now that you're stuck in it, Tom, I
(36:01):
just I wish you the best.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Mate in it for the long run, in it for
the big ride.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
That's right, So we're getting it chatted. Get the man.
You are the man. Thank you so much for joining
us on the pod. Tommy, you are the man to.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Propose now on the podcast us on the pod, the
biggest pod, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
We get the most viewers and listeners on this guys.
Thank you everyone for listening as well. Please do follow
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Speaker 5 (36:31):
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Speaker 1 (36:36):
Tilly hit us again with that TikTok with a little
bit more energy. Please.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
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Speaker 1 (36:49):
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Speaker 5 (36:55):
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Speaker 4 (37:12):
Is that it, gang, Thanks for having me on guys.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Hey Tom, thank you again so much for hanging out
with me.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Thank you same time next week.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You on every day. I could have you on every day. Hey,
have a good day, guys. All right, and thank you
all for listening.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
We love you, guys.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hi, guys,
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only
brief commercial breaks of happiness. Are here, Tom in the
building too. We should have like those big alarm bell.
Thank you. That's so dope. I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
For those of you who can't see that is the
party light button happening in the studio.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Why, that's why I believe that the party light.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And for those that are listening, this is a bit
of a train wreck today because we've got so many voices.
But again, wanted to remind you that that is producer
Grace with the lovely elegant voice. Then we've got another,
well actually not another, we've got the only good looking
chap on this podcast in the room now with Tom here,
Chilly's boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Thank you so much for having me, guys, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Thank you for joining me. Thank you for being a
part of this train wreck. Bro.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Guys, wait, just straight off the bat, you know how
like we talk about the curse, how everything bad happens. Well,
Tom literally on the way here, he was on the
phone to me and he goes, I quote, I always
go the wrong way when I'm on the phone to you,
and you were around.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
The city pretty good and straight away I knew it
was in our city. I knew where I was going.
And then because I was on the phone to you
no offense.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
I think that's why I took a wrong turn ended
up in the city, and I reached through the city,
and I was like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I know where I'm going, but I just I just
don't think when I'm there.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
When her Aura is around, you just you seem to
act like her the same way.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Wait, is that what the curse explained? The curse?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The curse is your life instantly turns into a train wreck.
Unfortunately for Tom, he's going to get up for the
rest of his I'm sorry, brother, but i'd pull out now.
But your life instantly turns to a train wreck. Went
around Tilly like mine. Literally the only time my life
goes off the tracks is when I'm around you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Right at home, sometimes like I'll always see it happened
before it happens. So they'll be like, I don't know,
like a like a like a bottle or something right
near the edge, glass near the edge, or she's left
something on left the straighter, and I'm like, I can
see it's about to happen.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You know that he comes every time.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
You come to me like a teacher. Like the other
day there was a glass. I'm not shoitting you.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
It was half on the edge, it was hard on
the edge. I'm like, she's like walking around like you're
gonna knock it.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Over, Like yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
But he comes to me and he goes, Okay, everyone,
let's just pause for a second. Can we just look here.
This is an accident waiting to all right.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Kids, let's just wait and have a look. Let's take
a step back and what we've done wrong here. And
I was like, seriously, it was about to fall. I
have to train her otherwise otherwise I turn into it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, you're going to be doing that for the rest
of your life.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, he says, it's a lifelong investment.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is it is a lifelong investment for you, Tom, If
you haven't realized already or we haven't said it, this
is this is Tilly's boyfriend Tom. Tom again, thank you
for joining us. Brother. Let's just before we get into
today's discussion, and before we call Ross and let him
know exactly what we're talking about today, let's let's firstly,
I just want to peel it back to give our
(03:10):
audience a little bit of context here. When did you
guys meet, When did you start dating? And why did
you decide this was a good idea for your life?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Tom?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do you want to stand well?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I just think to start. We went to primary school together.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Primary Yeah, yeah, primary school, and remembers I had a
mad crush on her the whole time. I was just
run with it. I knew, I knew, I knew, I
knew she was sporty. We always did the same, like
athletics kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, crushing primary school. Not
really of you. I was you were the year above side.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
You didn't really You're hell sporty.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
The sporty kids were the popular kids.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
What kind of sports? What kind of sports was she planned?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I was just good at like running, run, I remember running, running, climbing,
just cross country, big cross country.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Girl, I remember.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, No, I just ran with dad, like loved a sprint,
shot putt.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Hang on shot put who loves shop.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's strong man.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She can rock climb and everything. She's got like the strongest.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, when you're like the top for your age or.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Something, Oh my cool.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It must have been. So you met him, you obviously
knew each other in primary school and then completely went
away from each other until when a couple of years,
but like a couple of years that was like yeah, okay, okay,
Well Tom remembers you've always had mutuals. I assume always.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
This is the issue. Tom remembers it differently to me. Well,
after right after Big Brother, no joke, Marley, Tom was
at my house and I didn't even know.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
There are two New Years in a road where I
was at her house just because the mutual friend.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, I was hanging with there.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
He was with his ex girlfriend. Yeah wait wait so
he was kissing his ex in my hand.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, like my ex. I had my ex over two
years in a row one year.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Yeah, we'll just invite over. And I had my ex
with me at her and I barely spoke to you both.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Where were you guys? Where were you guys kissing? Tell them?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Actually you said you were fighting fighting? Wait and secondly, guys,
how weird is this? I go into my camera roll,
like literally, this was the New Year's after Big Brother,
and there's a photo of Tom in the park on
my camera roll. Yeah, Tom sitting there. I didn't even
(05:50):
know I taking it, but Tom was on my camera roll.
How weird you didn't know you'd taken a photo. I
was so ship faced that night.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Crazy back when you used to drink back in the Yeah,
and we always see each other like out, No, no, Tom,
You're leaving out the most important part. Tom was not
interested in me whatsoever. So basically I would see Tom
everywhere at the clubs and I'd be like hi, like
thought he was the hottest man I've ever seen. And
(06:17):
then Tom wouldn't even say hi fully brush me yep,
And I had like one hundred and twenty thousand followers
fresh off Big brother, was getting so much attention from boys,
and then you no, no, no, Tom, I followed you
on Instagram. He accepted my request and didn't follow me back.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
That bro.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, I was sure, yes a gun you know.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Wait, hang on, were you doing all of this on purpose?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Were you wasn't on purpose? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I was just I knew she was the ship at
the time, you know, and I was like everyone loves you.
I was like.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Whatever, but they all fall down.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I had to follow him back, damn.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Wait, okay, so before we move on, what's the actual
meet cute? Like, when did you start well, actually.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Tom thinks, well, I got out of COVID and I organized,
like with some of my girlfriends and like our guy
friend group. I called them and I was like, I'm
just out of COVID, I mean, locked up for two weeks.
Let's get drunk. And they're like, oh, we're inviting Tom Latu,
do you mind. I was like, oh my god, I'll
be like bring him. He's so hot. I followed you
on Instagram this time you followed me back, and then
(07:34):
we were like, yeah, I unfollowed him so that I
could follow him back. Yeah, anyway, yeah, exactly great. And
then we were on the hill and I just saw you.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I remember it because the boys were like, oh, the
girl are going to be there, and I was like,
cand of just be a boys thing, Why why are
the girls coming?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Just want to be boys? Drink up? And then.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
You came and your sister came.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah later on, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
And I met the sister and my boyfriend in one
night and then we basically just went into the girl's
toilet and hooked up.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
That was the other night that was.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Hold on, can I pause you? Let me pause you
at that because this has been a big, big controversy
on our podcast over the last couple of episodes, Tom
is the topic on toilets, all right, and and you
you said that you essentially met in the toilet there, Till.
So this means that you guys have to be comfortable
with this space. Tom, Yes, I need to know. You're
(08:36):
three years deep now right? How comfortable are you pooping
in front of Till? Is that is that? Are you
like comfortable doing that? It doesn't. I don't mean directly
in front of her her knowing that you're going to
the toilets poop, yeah, or direct eye contact. I mean
three years deep now, I mean you're at the home point.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I'm fine. Doors like half open, some half open love
That not good.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
In fact, I'll be cooking dinner and he will leave
the door open, Town.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
This is what I'll be.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It'll be half open or open, Tom.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
In this situation.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, I know, I'm saying, Tom, I'm trying to tell
her that her life will increase, like by twenty five percent,
just her comfortability with you in her life when she
starts admitting to you that she poos, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Never ever seen her see that, you know what?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's just never easy.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I don't even see her ei though maybe she does.
Put she puts the tape and I put the tap
on your never heard her wied, never heard of pooh,
never seen her arm?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Never.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
He hasn't even seen my skitties and leave him.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh my god, no trace. Stealth she's so stealthy.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
The bathroom. Last night, Tom fell asleep on the coupta
and he goes, let's get to bed, and I was like, no, no,
stay there, stay there, and I went, oh.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
My god, I wake up at midnight.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I was like, where is the ten ten more episodes? Tom?
I'm going to work her to getting to a point
where she's comfortable enough doing that.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
It'll be.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
For all of it in front of you is when
I'm giving birth and you accidentally that's the only time
Dad's calling. I'm just gonna have to take the queue.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hi Dad.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Okay, We've got two minutes then, all right, well we
actually have.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Say hi Hello Ross, Hello, Hello Ross.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You do, it's Tom?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You know me?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ross?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Okay Dad?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Much time?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, So since we have two minutes today, we have
Tom on and we're just gonna discuss the curse of
All the train wreck, things that happen around me. And
do you know how, dad, I actually inherited the curse
from you.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yes, you do. You spell everything, make mistakes with welling.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Those genetics are very powerful.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, they are powerful genetics. I got it from you.
So today was discussing the trainer at curse excellent, all right?
And did you want to have are you.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
In a Russian?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hello? Just give him a high for me? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And did you want to tell us quickly the dick
story you told us?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
One was going to say, quickly just after your threat
to your people that last session.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
What was the threat?
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Well, they said, just had someone cut off the penis
of the boyfriend who was cheating on them that you mentioned. Well,
just reminded me when I was young about the story
of Loraina and John Bobbert. So Lorena was married to
John Bobbitt and he was abusive, and so one night
she actually cut off his penis.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Thank you, Dad. And then tell them about the club,
the strip club.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The club.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Well, this is this is only total because I tried
to look it up last night, but apparently that he
was then went to it street club on everything was
attached to get to see what they could do to
excite him.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
So whoever got hard, whoever got him hard, got money.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that that was
the anecdotal summer.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm sorry that this is the first podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
That you've walked. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I'll thanks Ross.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, that was a great That was a great radio
call in and.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Tom Tom sitting here and hasn't heard any of the episodes,
the new ones where we give advice, so he's like,
what's the penis bit off?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Dare I say?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I would never do that?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
She is basically as chaotic as you. I totally.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Like.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
But he's cracked.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, this is checking out.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
My dad is the most cracked man you will ever meet.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I actually love that.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
But he's a psychologist, so he's like yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But then he's like wild, all right, let's start getting
into the nitty gritty here. What do you say kids, Tom,
can you just lay out for us just a regular
day in the life with your girlfriend Tilly?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Well, it starts off by what do we always do
in the morning? We don't? Can I leave?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I say, do you want to be doing?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
When I got up?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Real earlier, I say do you want to be tucked?
And she always gets mm hmm, I don't. I don't
tuck and just tucking, have to go to work and then.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
The normal.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Thing.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Step two, wait for a chaotic message about something that's
gone wrong.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, there's there's so much little chaos in between. Yeah,
throughout the day.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I think you're just used to it now, Hey, you're
desensitized to it all.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, nothing surprises me anymore though.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah, you've become chaotic. You were so calm and when
I met you and now but I think you you
were inherently cracked and then now that you.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Brought it out me, yes, yeah, yes, definitely did so.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Tom always had it within him, but you just you
were that like catalyst that brought out.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, you were his villain origin story.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, And talking about that catalyst again, it's the curse.
It's a curse. It's not even a catalyst. It's a curse.
This is the curse we're talking about today, guys, in
this episode, this curse around Tilly whenever and I feel
it and I'm like hardly around you, yeah, but whenever
I'm around you, Tilly, something like crazy happens in my life,
(14:26):
or it continues to happen whilst we are together in
that stretch, like it doesn't happen outside of being with you.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Okay, I want to hear some specific examples between like
Tom and Tilly. Tom, Okay, what specific train ring?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Now, let's start with one that involved Marley Bandolo. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Wow, you said my last name? Really good?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I know we're talking about we're talking about the we're
allowed to talk about.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yes, O, we wanted to go on the block, Me
and Tom, Right, we're talking like some producers. Tom's actually
good at this stuff at building. As you can see,
he's a trading.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You can see he's a trading. Well people can't.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
See so for everyone listening, he's a trading.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
He's a trading.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
So while Marley was here, was during the audition process
and Tom, we thought there was no better way to
get on the block than to start our video.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
We had to catch him, you know. We had to
be like, because you got to make the video and
send it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Wait, wait, you're talking about your you're talking about your
audition video and you want to grab the cast from Tom?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Show them yes with a hook?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Am I showing them?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah? Show grace.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, you got it, yea, so grace.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
At least I've got to take my pants.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You got to unbuckle the belt for this was that low.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Don't get that, okay for people who can't see, I mean,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Tom is standing up in the studio. He's pulling his
pir it's down.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Block twenty four tattooed, and Malea was there to witness it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, so Tom, guys, guys, guys. So what happened was
we were sitting there one night. Tilly at home has
this tattoo set that she probably bought on eBay A
very never Oh yeah, we did eleven. On the other side,
Till would have proposed the idea of getting tattooed, like
Tom getting this tattoo, and Tom just rolling with it,
(16:30):
just said yes, okay, let's do it, and literally immediately
went to Tilly's room till he got the tattoo gun
out and started tattooing the block.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Well, Marley filmed it.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Well, I filmed the whole thing. I honestly thought it
would have worked too. I thought it was going to
be like we're in. Like the whole time when I
was doing I was.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Like, we're on, We're in.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She was like, she lied to you, bro, she.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Was this is what the block won us like, let's
make a video. They want a song. I was like, easy,
let's do it. We're going to be sign us up.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Let's sorry, and didn't get a callback, so.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Claim, yeah nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
They didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
We're applying every year.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, we're just going to do every year.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Can you use that same that'stle.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
We're going to cross the twenty four out and do
twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven until we get there.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Keep tattooing over it.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
We'll just get keep going over it.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Tom, when you're gonna put Tilly's name on there too, yeah,
how tragic would that be?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
So I was like, can I put my name underneath
it as well? And you're like, yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You're such a trooper, bro. I would have done it.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Such a would have just done it, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You know what then it would say block Tilly.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And lock her.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
You know, guys, if you get your partner's tattoo like
name on you, it's bad luck.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Really yes, you should.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Ever yeah no, no, it's true. Like even if your
so in love, like Tom wants to marry me, but
you should never do that.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Okay, you shouldn't get it.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
I wouldn't get a tattoo unless it was like marriage,
you know, like you wouldn't get a This is not marriage.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
We're not married though, Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
But you shouldn't do it regardless, like never, like I
would never let you do it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Ever do it?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Mb A lot of my mates have him right across
the chest.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Really, so you've got two tattoos thanks to Tillie's koh
wait he has three?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yel So this is the proper night, basically.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
The first night I met Do I forget it? It's
a palm tree down?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You don't need to get okay?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Do I need to take my You're gonna have to
do a special move?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
What is going on in studio?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tom is doing some acrobatic it's getting his leg up
on the chair, looking search and pulling down his socks.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yes, looking you let her put a palm tree on you?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Were these tattoos? Like? She obviously didn't do this correctly,
but like was Does it hurt when she's doing it?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Because she doesn't know how much pressure to put on
the skin. So the eleven eleven she went over like
eight times.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Because the block one just comes out of it.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Marking properly. She was just scratching the surface and ink
wasn't even coming out.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Marley, do you not remember when I was doing the
one on him for the block? I went, I was
doing it light and he kept saying, go again, go again.
I was going to fake it for you and it
would have been do it, legit.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
You wanted it, you want.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You promised him that he would get on the blog.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Make this video go viral, so it reaches the po.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Get Tilly and Tommy on the block, please. Tommy's a
catchy name.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yes, that's what we were saying in the audition.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, next story, hit us with another one because
I know there's more train wrecks to come with you two.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Well, you know what, Like this is just like briefly
on the curse, like everything that we do just doesn't
work out. For example, tom wanted to get his ears
peers properly. He was like, I'll just pay the seventy
dollars and I said, no, I'll just order a gun
of hebased.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
So everything's di y, everything's diy, everything's di y.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
And if we haven't learned from Tilly putting the freckles
in her face, Like, you know, are we gonna earrings toenails?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Why is everything?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Why grat It's just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
So you're not even really saving that much money? I
feel how much? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Well, what is this saying? Okay, I heard the saying
the other day, Man, Tom, we were talking about it,
and it says the broke man pays twice and the
rich man pays once because the broke guy pays again
to get the right thing, but the rich guy just
gets the right thing the first time, like by once by.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Well, but we take that risk anyway, don't we. We
do we do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You roll, you really roll the dice on this one,
you know, Russian roll out with your lives.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Well, yeah, we were peersing his ears and for some reason,
the earring just got stuck.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
In some reason I can I can literally justify and
specify the exact reason.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No, So the one one of them went in all good.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
No, no, no, Tom, it didn't go in good.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
We pierced your one of them went in good, and
the other one she pierced it and didn't. We're trying
to get in the same hole because I had old
holes and then and then missed that the old one,
so we didn't a new one and I don't think
that one went in, so we just ended up stabbing
it back in the old hole and shut it again.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So did they end up infected?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Was a bit of blood, yeah, when it happened.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
But how much pain were you in in the moment?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
He was in pain.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
But the issue was we were trying to put it
on TikTok, but the video didn't work, progic video cut out,
so it wasn't even worth it. We should have just
paid the seventy bucks. But look they look good now
we're good now.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, you're wearing them today.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Ended up having to force this one through, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
They actually do it good?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah yeah, mine like.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
He closed up. You know what, I got mine professionally
done and mine mine closes up like when I don't
wear an earring for a lot of time. So you
know what, guys, good on you being in the system.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, exactly worked out.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Works out in the end.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You know, it all comes out.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's part of the curse Bart guys. Everything that goes
bad comes good. Like the universe, you live under a
lucky star, Like a few people are designated a lucky
star and the world. Yeap, the world gives you a
train wreck and then you come back.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
It's the journey, not the destination.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Exactly. I've never met anyone in my life that has
as many train wrecks as you. Like. It's like you,
you really you enjoyed the case daily event totally.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
But also you're right, there is a balance between it
is there's the curse that is then offset by like
lucky girl syndrome. Yes, just wildly swinging from one extreme
to the other.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I feel one hundred like if you look at the freckles,
you could justify and be like, oh, she scarred her face.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So you got out of that. Yes.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
But on the other hand, I got fully clouded. Every
time I do something about cloud fully clouded.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
For the cloud, I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I honestly do not do it for the cloud. I
actually just the preface. I honestly don't. I just take
risk in life, but it just pays off. The people
love it. Grace, that's it. What can I say?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Who can blame him?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I love you all right, Tom. Another story that I
thought of was the time that we thought you got
that apartment and then the.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Dog, the dog, the dog died.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
What Okay, No.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Guys, you've never told me the lunar story.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I haven't told you what was happening when we found out.
We go from the beginning, so Tom started at the
beginning of the train wreck.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That was.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
This was when I was buying the apartment.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Congratulations by the way, broe Tom.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Tom's been saving Let's just say Tom's quit alcohol and
has been saving money for two years and has done
very very well. What's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What I'm thinking of when you say that. What's funny
about that is your Instagram post after Tom got the
apartment and you say congratulations for like being dry off alcohol. Yeah,
that's so weird. It made it seem like you'rel I know, as.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Soon as you say, like, oh, I've stopped drinking Alcoholmazon, congrats,
you must have been really bad.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah no, yeah, And this was Tilly's congratulations on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
And everyone was Everyone's like, I've been six months, so
how good.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Is film like?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
And she would have gassed it in the comments.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I was like, I just had a few cocktails every weekend.
Wasn't that bad? It wasn't that pass.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Our friends of Rome comments and he goes, I'm so
proud of Tom for beating his addiction, and.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I and there was so many like him.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I was like, I just commented back, love heart, love heart,
love heart. Just added field of the fire.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Okay, but so for real, Tom thought we got in
this place. So we'd been wanting this. He'd been wanting
this apartment. We'd gone through lots of efforts like rush
to get a conveyancer, which is like a property lawyer,
rush to get the deposits sorded with A and Z
and make sure you had the funds whatever. And this
process is quite long. Like Marley, you bought a house
last year, Right, it's quite it's quite a lot of efforts,
(25:17):
Lay Maley.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
H I know exactly the pin thank you for.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Process, Yes, congratulations, appreciate it. So basically, after all these efforts,
Tom gets a call and he's like, oh my god,
we've got the house.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
This is yours pretty much.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yeah, yeah, the real estate agent he calls like, we've
got it, and this is like Tom's dream place. It
was like near the beach front.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
It was like really good spot.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
It had been on the markets for four months. The
buyer wasn't taking a price, but finally like after lots
of negotiation, you've got got it.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yes, So we were almost happy tears, we were quite, we.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Were right, like we were literally feeling it way.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, like you couldn't believe that time of God.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
In his video. Yeah, like of course he's twenty he
was twenty two and brought an apartment.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Like we were happy anyway.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
And then we're calling everyone and like filming the videos
and everything's going so well. We've called your mom, We've
called your dad, called your sister. Then we call my
mom and my mom's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was she listens to this. I know she's going
to text me.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'll start crying now.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
So we called mom like on cloud nine, and everything
was going too well, so the train wreck curse had
to come in.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
We were trying to call her to say we have
a place, and she's like, wait.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Is that your family like your childhood.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Our childhood dog, And Mom's crying and then I'm crying,
and then Tom's crying happy like so and of course
in the name of the curse, like everything has to
go the wrong way. So it was happy and see.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That always balances out like really good with really bad.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
But then do you want to know how the universe rebalanced?
Because I felt God so guilty. I'm like, I've ruined
your moment, like this was your thing, you saved up,
You've done so well. And then I just felt because
the dog died, and I was like hysterical. For the
rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was feeling for you as well.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, well, I just felt bad anyway because I knew
how much this meant.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You were just like this.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
And then after feeling bad for so long, the conveyancer,
like who tells you the property is like good to
go or not?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Was like, do not, do not buy this place. So
I was like, wait, good, what.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
So this is what I'm saying, Everything that goes bad
comes good.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Because a sign.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yes, she said, do not buy that property like it
is a water ridden it is.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Such why I was on the market for so long?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
She said, that's why not for sale?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Yeah, I didn't show everything on the strata report, so
not everything was what was wrong with it was detailed.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
God, Yeah, so you didn't end up buying it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Dodgable now dodgeable, Yeah, kind of, thanks to Luna, thanks
to the train wreck.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, thanks, Rest in peace Luna, thank you for letting
us know not to get that house, all right?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
And then Tom's obsessed with aliens, love them, loves UFOs them.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So you fully you fully believe you're on board.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
With them, on board.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I think, yeah, I think I'm on board with aliens.
I think aliens are real.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I think I am as well. Are you, Tilly?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Oh, I just like we would be so arrogant to
believe that the universe is our I.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Agree, I agreed, guys. I love the role.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
On the same page with Let's Go, I'm wearing my
little tempoil hat.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
And so we have told this story before, but it's
gonna have to come from you because me, it just
doesn't even sound believable.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Is this under aliens or ghosts?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Tom thought it was a ghost. I thought it was
an alien. Hit us go.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It was your birthday, it was, which is very important.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
It was it was a magical.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Day, of course it was. Of course it was your birthday.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
It was about nine nine, nine thirtysh at night, and
I just had to have back to the warehouse just
to grab something. And it was just a quiet street
near your house, like it wasn't like scary anything.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It's very dark around Tilly's house too. It's like dark
and kind of eerie, like it's it can be coming
and peaceful but also very eerie.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, yeah, Tom.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
We were just driving.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
We turn a corner and we're coming along a straight
and I slowed down because the first thing I said
on my left, I thought that's a pub. There's a
pub right next door. So I was like, oh, it's
a drunk guy stumbling home something.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Stop. Tom, So you're seeing an actual wheat, like a.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Physically when people are being dumb on the road. He's like, oh,
what is this bloke doing.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
My first instinct was like, oh, this fucking idiot. And
I slowed down and we both went quiet. And this
thing was was seven foot tall.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Stop slender man looking a stop.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Sign just for white, like a ghost, you know, clear
clearly was like flowing across the road like kind of awkwardly,
but also really like like it had to be somewhere,
like it wasn't meant to be there.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yes, a rush like as you're saying, this drunk idiot
get off the road, Telly, what are you doing in
the passenger seat right now? Like are you are you
also agreeing? Like oh, what the hell? Are you just
not looking at your phone?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Speechless? That silent Tom thought it was a ghost, but
to me it was. It was so like vividly like
human form but tall, and the aura that came off
it was what that gave ghost.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
The palladium is the closest thing we can find to
what we both thought, because never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So we're like, Palladian, what's that?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Mum was rocked by this? Mum was my mom loves
this stuff, so she was fully researching for days, asking
everyone like, what is this? So if you guys want
to search up a palladian online, you can get a
visual of exactly what this look like. It's a tall
alien figure that like is essentially.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Blowing blowing me around it.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
But you know what, It's just it's so weird because
never in your life do you see something with somebody
like it's always like, oh, I saw an alien. No
you didn't, but we both saw it, And after we
drove past it, we look at each other and we go,
are we going to pretend we didn't just see that?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah? But again we had all drawers back to being
around Tilly, I'm good luck for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
It was a cool experience and I've never seen anything
since but.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Creepy, creepy.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Right? Should we go on to our train wreck tips?
All right, do you want to kick us off?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I'll kick us off. This isn't really a hack.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
It's just something I noticed because I'm working so much,
not having a lot of vitamins and things like that,
I noticed my hands would get They're actually bad now real, no,
dry peel, they peel constantly, constantly peel.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
But you're on the tools all the time.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Yeah no, but I'm also constant moisturizer. So I was like, oh,
well yeah, so I'm like, what's going on? And we
found out that if you're not having enough vitamin see
no just enough.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
If you're vitamin deficient, you're not having enough veggies, and
your hands will appeal.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But if you just start popping multi vitamins at work.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
They work. Or you're increasing we increase the veggies and
they slowly stop. I haven't been eating veg.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Specifically, your hands like dry hands.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Like that's another life hack. If you're ever having trouble
finding like the like the reason that something's happening to
your body, like you're ill or you've got a weird thing,
like your hand's appealing. My thing that I always do
is look up naturopathic reason that my hand's appealing, for example,
and it will give you the root cause, opposed to
(32:46):
a western medicine approach, which would give you the cure.
So like the western medicine would be like take this,
take this medication that's got this in there, or like
use this steroid cream or whatever. But instead we get
we look at like the natural path threes in, which
would give you the cause of the problem. And that
is saying that you're vitam division. That's huge, great life hack,
(33:08):
all right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, that's massive. That's massive. All right. I've got a
train wrecked to easy one and it's it's directed at
you two right over there in that studio.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
My god.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, who in front of your partners? Who in front
of your partners? The sooner the better, you know, just
break the ice? Who in front of your partners? Tilly?
I need I need this from you. I'm giving myself
a ten ten episode quota. Everyone listening as well, Okay,
ten episodes. By our ten Tilly is going to in
some capacity or form. Let it be known to Tom
(33:39):
in the house that she is going to the toilet
to take a book.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Oh, I don't even at least door half open.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
To start half give him something you like for him
and you know what, and for him to just go,
good job, babe, it's.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Not lady like.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm sorry, I can't do it human.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
You know you've got to see it.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Just hear it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Whatever, Yeah, something something, give him something to work with.
Let him know that you're not that damn alien.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yes, true, you know right, Tom, I don't even hear
your wat You know the tap goes on.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
First, don't hold your breath on it.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Ten episodes. We're going to get it.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Now my trainer tip this is my favorite thing in life.
Life will cock block the ship out of you, no
pun intended, no pun intended. So if something is not
meant for you, it is not meant for you, like
life will come and do it. Thing like. I just
want to remind people that it's like.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
If something is life gives you.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Oh okay, yes, so I'm saying like life is going
to cock block you. For example, with Tom's apartment, life
came and cock blocked that was what you thought you
wanted so bad.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Childhood dog just passed away, nothing to do with it.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
No, that's that was not the cock block. There was
an issue with.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
The separate event. Mar Get with Oh, yeah, of course, yes.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
But regardless, if you think there's a job that's meant
to you, like I wanted to go into real estate
a few months ago, irrelevant, shut.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
The fuck up job every second week, Miley.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
You know.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Anyway, I wanted to go into real estate, and then
I was like, you know what, like they didn't give
me the job, didn't get back to me, and I
just came back and now I'm making a lot of
money on my socials. So it's like life is telling
you if it doesn't want you with a certain person,
if it doesn't want you to buy a certain place,
if you don't get a certain job, there's a reason
(35:39):
for it.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Guide you in that.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Thank you, and just listen to it. Listen to the universe. Right, yes, Amen,
is is well? Well, thank you, Thank you for that, Till,
and thank you guys for sharing those train wrecks. Honestly,
your life is absolutely I've got no words for the
way that you two well more so Tilly lives her
life and now that you're stuck in it, Tom, I
(36:01):
just I wish you the best.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Mate in it for the long run, in it for
the big ride.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
That's right, So we're getting it chatted. Get the man.
You are the man. Thank you so much for joining
us on the pod. Tommy, you are the man to.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Propose now on the podcast us on the pod, the
biggest pod, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
We get the most viewers and listeners on this guys.
Thank you everyone for listening as well. Please do follow
us on socials at train Wreck the Pod on Instagram,
Tilly hit us with our TikTok.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Please train Wreck with two e's, three c's, and four k's.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Tilly hit us again with that TikTok with a little
bit more energy. Please.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Okay, everyone follow our TikTok train Wreck the Nope, just
train wreck, train Wreck with the word train two e's,
three c's, four k.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Please do leave any questions that you want underneath the episode.
We're also putting up poles on Spotify.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
To train reck stories.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yes, and your train Wreck stories in there on Spotify.
If you don't want to leave them on Spotify, please
do DM train Wreck the Pod or tell you all
myself and we want to keep dissecting your stories for
you guys as well, So hit us with those all
the time. We're happy to go through those on our
pods in the future.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Is that it, gang, Thanks for having me on guys.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Hey Tom, thank you again so much for hanging out
with me.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Thank you same time next week.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You on every day. I could have you on every day. Hey,
have a good day, guys. All right, and thank you
all for listening.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
We love you, guys.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hi, guys,
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