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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mother, your hands would be chopped off.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only
brief commercial breaks. Apout, Tilly, I am back in studio,
and god, this feels so good. We got the party
lights on, Bacon, party lights going on. Till it's good
to be back.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Wait bye, back in studio. He means he's back in Australia.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Back in Australia, back in studio, till. I'm so excited
for this podcast one but two because we have a
really really special guest coming in today, don't we.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm so excited about this guest that's coming up. But
before that, Maley, you've literally had so much going on,
which we are not going to skip over.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh till. It's been absolutely an insane the hell I know,
I know, a gold medal at the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And she's your fiance.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is my fiance, Tilly? That is thank you for mentioning
that again, she definitely is. It was. That was insane.
Winning gold was insane. The after party was so much fun.
I don't want to get into it all because will
be here forever, but just so so proud of her,
everything she's doing and everything she's done in her career.
It was just it was like it was like a movie.
(01:08):
It couldn't have happened, like it couldn't have played out
any better than it. Did, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
for sure, Yeah it was It was truly it was awesome. Yeah, beautiful,
beautiful moment, till exciting, exciting day. Not only that I'm
back in the studio, I can tell how excited you
are to have me back. Exciting. I can tell absolutely, Tillie,
you and I have organized a special guest to come
in today.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hell yeah, and we have spent a lot of time
with this person. She is, I would say, trending right now,
and honestly like I think you guys guys again to
love her. I know you guys will love her.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
All right, Let's bring her in a social media icon
cooking extraordinary? You like that one? I thought you would.
Mafia mob boss and mother to many, Mary Callipetitas. Do
I say that correctly?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You did?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh, I'm learning mez. Thank you for joining us, Thank
you for having me anytime, anytime. For everyone listening through
and that doesn't know Mary not only is just an
amazing woman, but you may have seen Mary all over TikTok,
cooking videos, you name it, through Instagram or even on TV.
She was on Tillie and I season of Big Brother.
(02:19):
She actually is the reason we got as far as
we did well. I ended up winning it. She's probably
the reason I did as well. So, yeah, that's where
our connection came from.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You could have been shot a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Boy, I should have been taken out.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, you should have been taken out.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You took care of me until as well. So do
you miss that? Do you miss that experience? Mez?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know what I do. I do and I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
It's probably the hardest thing I've ever done in my
life because the trust factor, like not knowing who's going
to stab you, Like people are looking at you in
your eyes, staring right at you, and then they're saying, oh,
you're safe with me, and then they.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Stab you in the back like that. I don't know.
That's not me.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like I found this photo of Katie the other day
and I sent it to her and she said, oh
my god, I'm miss you whatever. And I said to
Katie when we came out of Big Brother, the first
thing you asked me was did you vote for me?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And she that yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
She said, did you vote me out? And I said no.
She goes, oh my god, she goes. My heart broke
because I thought you would have voted me out. And
I said, you know what, I could have played a
different game, but it wouldn't be who I am as
a person like I could have like Tillie used to
come to me every five minutes telling me everything.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But she.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, she could have got rid very easy. But there
was times that she didn't trust me, but now.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
She knows me. There.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You didn't trust Mary too that time when.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I said be careful, you know, like be careful because
now the pack's getting smaller and someone like Christina would
want to with all her right. You know, you're there
to play the game and win.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So yeah, because it's interesting for you as Tilly and
I we gained our I guess fame in quotations after
the show. But you were already like were you already
in the scene a little bit before.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Coming to wait, this reminds me, Mary, remember when we
got on the plane and guys, just a reference, we
got onto like this fake plane when we entered Big
Brother and Mary goes to us, Mary, I remember you
saying this to me I go, oh, you look like
someone and you go, oh yeah, I look, and I go,
(04:35):
you know, like Martha mass and you said that you
were sitting there in your head. You're like, oh, just
let it brew, let us see what she says about it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, And then I said, really.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
How are you playing? Who figured it out? Was it you? Tillian?
Charlotte was of course, so you how did you? How
did how did that start for you? How did you
start becoming? I don't know. Do you even refer to
yourself as an influence?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No? I don't. You don't because I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Like it's gonna say, do you what do you? How
do you when people ask you what you do? What
do you say? Because there's so many things I say nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I say I do nothing. Like people say what sort
of work do you do? And I go, well, I
don't work.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah you know?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't know because I hate saying
I'm a you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Know, I don't say it either. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Wa wait, guys, what do we think an influencer is?
Because like for me, I would consider like Martha, like
she's at the top. I would say she's like an influencer.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Hey, put Michael up there, too. Now, come on, Michael.
But there's a reason, and we're going to get into this.
There's a reason Michael's videos are going off. I just
watched his Last Night with you and there, Mary, you
are killing it in Michael's video.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You know what I said to him.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You know what, Michael, if you filmed this with Martha,
it wouldn't have that sick humor that I put in, Like.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Look out, that's how you know.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You were well, you better be getting a cut mess.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
About that. He's got to give you twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Marley.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Let me tell you something, if I wanted a cart
I wouldn't let you win two hundred and fifty thousand.
So I do it for the kids. I want you
kids to prosper. You know, like, what's money going to
Is it going to change my life?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It'll pay my mortgage, but it's not going to change
my life. You winning would change your life, even though
you're freaking blowing it all over.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
In the world, going over to Plans and Spain. Oh
that was it, hey, but you're next week you're going
to Greece. Yeah I am yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Wait wait, speaking of big brother me going back, what
point like in your career did somebody approach you for
that show, like I'm presuming you did not apply.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Unlike us at the bottom feeders over here, you're.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Still trying, You're still still applying, and you're still some advice.
Give it up. Martha said to me, they want you
to they want to interview you for Big Brother.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So they went through Martha.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
She told me.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
She told me, she goes on Thursday, they're going to
call you, and I go, okay, And anyway, it was
COVID and I was home with Sophie. And now.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
She shout out Sophie too. By the way, I love
her content too. I love please talk about Sophie Mary's
other daughter as well, because she's absolutely just amazing and
her content's amazing, her vision and what she's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Love, I love it.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I think, why didn't I think of that? Anyway, So,
because I don't know how to skype and ship, Sophie
set it up on my phone and she goes, you
got to do this, and I go, okay. Anyway, it
was a producers. I didn't know it was what's her name, Amelia, Amelia.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You didn't you were talking. So this is the head
for everyone listening. This is the head producer at the
top of.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The top of the head and somebody the other part,
and don't tell me you were acted like this, And
I didn't want to go on big brother.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And Sophie said to me, Mom, you're always complaining that
you've done nothing for yourself, and this is your opportunity.
So I thought, she's standing beside me, like, what.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Was this when Sophie was kind of in management and
she was kind.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Of No, Sophie was in the airline business.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She wasn't even in that yap she.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
No, not free, then it's not that good and anyway,
and they started talking to me, and I thought, I'm
not going to play be super you know, I'm just
going to be really calm so they don't pick me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And then Sofi will say or she tried. You know.
They said to me, you know, are you the type
of person who speaks up?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
And I go, yeah, if I have to, yeah, definitely.
You know, I'm that person in the supermarket when I
was touching some meat and she said, oh, you can't touch.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It all, and I go, you know, like that's me.
I said, don't tell me. Then you know what I did?
I followed her. She was touching all the strawberries. And
I went to her and I go, why are you
touching all the strawberries? It's germs? Anyway, you're crazy. I'm
going to call security. And I go, oh, fucking call security.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You're going to security of it?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Anyway? She said, can you give us a story of
how you speak up to anyone? And I go, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I was driving home from my girlfriends and I stopped
at the lights and there was a guy next to
me in a B M W cute long hair.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He looked Pete.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
He didn't look like a big boy anyway anyway, starts picking.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
His nose and eating.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
When I saw that, I put my window down.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I started touting, you didn't and then he looked at me.
He didn't still realize why I was tuning, and he goes,
what do you want?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Like what? And I go, who the fuck picks their
nose and eats it? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Who are you my mother? I got mother, Your hands
would be chopped off. You wouldn't be eating us, not
ever again.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And then five days later they said Mary would love
to have you.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And there the rest is history. Now it's three of
you guys that have been on TV because Michael and
obviously Martha met on Maths and now you're on Big Brother.
Oh my gosh. What I wanted to ask me is
is like, so I just I just kind of want
to clear layout of how how did things come about
for you in terms of growing, you know, fame on
(10:20):
social media? Was it you're cooking stuff you did with Martha?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Martha started posting me in my organic fom okay out
of the Wilderness.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh yeah, she you were on the stories.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
All the time, and I all started following me. Anyways.
Martha first said, Mom, why don't you open Instagram?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You really love it. You know, you can see things,
you can watch your cooking. So when I opened my
first Instagram, I started posting black and white fighties, evolved,
actors and actresses, and Martha goes, Mom, that's not what
Instagram is. And she goes, you've got to post yourself
and I got me. I don't want to see my
(10:59):
head anyway. Yeah, she goes, what you're doing is wrong.
And then I started posting a little bit of my life.
But then she kept posting me, so people kept following me,
and that's what's happening.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Did you ever get you know, because Dad gets so
annoyed at me. Tell I want to know if Michelle
and Ross get mad at you. But Dad gets so
mad when I film him and put him.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm not allowed to post.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So he does so many funny things, you know, and
he gets so mad because all the whole family then
finds out about everything that he's doing, and he goes,
how'd you find out? You know?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Do you ever get annoyed when Michael and Martha are late?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I don't really, I don't care what people think. Not
everyone in this world is gonna like you. So once
you accept that, you just move on. And the sad
part is is Martha films me in my rule natural
stem I've just woken up.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I look like sad parties, She says.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
She doesn't even wait for you to look good. I
know you're looking hot now tell her to get the
camera out, But.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Had had I filmed her in her raw state, out
her freaking lip liner.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're not hosting that, and I got I'm not postings?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh you would. You're a good team. You guys are
a good team. And I just saw that you guys,
and I don't know how much you want to touch
on this. You don't have to if you don't want
to mess but you, guys, I thought it was really
cool join the time.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yea is so interested in that.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I think it's the coolest thing ever. This is like,
it reminds me of something someone I don't know, the
Kardashians A do in l A. You know. This was
like when I saw that video that came out and
it was U three as a family joined in the
same management and like coming together. It's like some super team,
you know what I mean? How can I joined? I
want to? I want to. I want to join.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Let me especial.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You gotta you gotta be some type of person.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, she doesn't manage many people.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, is this the little lady that you were
just privately doing work with.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I was working with Lily.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
With me through liquor really the mafia my boss. And
then you bring the kids.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Up, and then you bring the kids okay.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And then she used to do talent management before, but
then she gave it up, and then she thought I'm
going to do it. And then she approached and said, look,
would you guys be all interested, you know, to be
under one umbrella. And we thought I wasn't signed with anyone.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, you know, that's like me at the moment to anyone.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah, and then she took us on and yeah, that's
where we're at now.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Honestly, I think Michael and Martha and yourself, I think
you're some of the best in the business when it
comes to making content you know that's engaging that people love.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, guys, nothing beats family content, like literally, but.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
And then the top tier in some of these videos
Michael puts together.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, what the hell, me too.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I love some of them because there's a bit of humor,
there's a story. It's not and now I use that's me.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I'm an infomercial because brands want you to say like
fifty things like then it sounds like an infomercial.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Does get annoying, doesn't Mary?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
We always say we hate it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, I always say with Tilly, I hate that script
and people hate it, like as soon as you see
someone trying to sell you something.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And that's what i'n answer. And that's what I think
why people, you know, don't want to use the term
influencer because they don't feel like they're doing that or
want to do that. Like it's just I don't know.
It's a little tacky, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
But you know what I do shop on Instagram because
it's like a marketing tool.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's like a commercial.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah yeah, so that's all it is.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
And you think, oh my god, I like that, and
then you save it or you buy it, so I
like it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Do you do you show up on Instagram too? Till like,
do you have you ever?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Like to be honest, I'll actually say no influencer has
ever really influenced me to buy something. But what Mary's saying,
I will use like the shop section of the app.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, Like if I.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Scroll past and see a bikini, I'm like, that's cute,
I'll tap it. But I don't buy shit from influencers
because I know they're getting paid to say it. Most
of the time. Martha is somebody who does it pretty well.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Because it was so organic, because we won't accept something
we don't like.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, that's that's the way it should be.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, Me's fucking twenty three taking every single.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Year comes my way.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm like, to any k this math, let's go.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But you guys turn down a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Someone wanted like candles and I said, well, you're using
toxic ingredients. I'm not going to use it and nobody's
I'm not going to promote that.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah. So that's with everything though, things.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You believe in and you think are cool or yeah,
things that you would use at the end of the day.
Do you guys like help each other out with your
like if if let's say you have something that comes out,
do you ever ask the kids they ask you, guys.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That Martha will say, what is that content?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Are you crazy? I remember?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Mary used to edit these videos and she do them
with like the music behind and just flashes of photos.
There wouldn't even be a video in this, and she'd
tell me that. Martha would be like, what the fuck
is that?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Some of my favorite videos though, are the ones where
you're like, either your videoing or Martha is and it's
you cooking or you trying something or something to do
with food. Those are actually all my favorite videos on
social media. At the moment. You should see my TikTok.
All it is is just people at the moment. It's
kind of sad. I don't know how they post it,
but it's people killing lobsters and then cooking the lobs.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why are you watching.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Off stop?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I actually cry about animals. I have a weird bone
in my body which makes me cry when I see animals.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But how is a phone in my body? Any animal?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Any animal?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Sometimes wait, sometimes when I drive past the dead animal
on the road, I just feel sadness and then I
just cry in the calf for five minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
See, that's why we should have got rid of her
and big brothers weak you know what I mean, get
rid of those kind of two people. When you guys
go out in the street and all that to people
always everywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Just now a the Jymney Skiol guys. Oh, excuse me
because I walked in because she's a new girl there
and I walked. She goes, I just want to ask,
are you that girl on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
My?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
She I love watching you? And I go, did you
follow Martha? She goes, No, she just she just came
up on her feet and she's followed Martha.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Now to really yeah, because once they follow one years,
they're following all because they want to see my TikTok.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I hardly go on, but I do want to bring
it back.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, Mess doesn't even post on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
On the top. Come on, Yeah, I've got to get
back on the way.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You got to get back on the way. You got
to you know what.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
But it's such. It actually is hard work. It takes
so much bloody time.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It does.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, it does, especially if it's inorganic.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But you you're till you're posting like almost every day on.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, she's really sixty.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Well because people told me I can't post Raddy stuff
no more.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Unfortunately, I've been telling you that for years.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, we get what.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We've had to clean up my I've been telling her mates.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I saw Mary, No Mary, remember when I had my
boob job and I went and saw her and I
had rashed all over my stomach. She goes, if only
he'd called me before you got that done, I would
have told you Martha's getting hers out.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I was going to say, what would what did you
say when you Those were ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
My god, like, wh would want to do that?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Is?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
There's still nothing, there's.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Nothing wrong if you want to get in. Will support
you no matter what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
But always support you. Till till said she wanted to
do it for clout, but you know or followers, Mary,
the followers?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Was I starting an only fans.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
No, I was, well, maybe you should have.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I should have at least it would have paid off
what I paid for it.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, I know, but hell, sometimes you got it. You know,
stuff up to learn that you've come a long way.
I see the way you dress, the way you.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Mary, I always you don't even know. I think of
you every time Mary says you always have to be
classy and not wear ruddy stuff. And Mary taught me
very well because I used to just go horsh everywhere,
and now I just think basic browns did porish?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Horsh porish like a like a whole that's not a
swear word.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I didn't hear.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
It said she was always wearing that freaking likerass ship,
even at the finale.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Come on, is this what they're giving you?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Okay? Can I suspect that? Because I was actually pissed
off at that. I came in wanted to wear my
fucking double denim, everyone telling me, no, you have to
wear Likera, you have to wear because no, because Adriana
got me a deal with that dressmaker. It was the
fuggliest thing I've ever seen. I've got a nice stand
of course, Mary Why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I didn't tell you. Yeah, but you can't remember everyone
You're gonna wear libra?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, and everyone else was hating me, so they were.
They were you know when you like, if someone you
hate send you a few photos and they say, hey,
which one should I post on Instagram? You pick the
ugliest one. That's what they were all doing, Tell me
the ugliest.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You weren't trusting the one you should have trusted.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
I know, I went roped off.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
When we came out of Big Brother.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Tilly was calling me every day, maybe three times a day.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I would be on the phone. Nick would say, is
that Chilly on the couch trying to watch a movie?
And Tilly was still going on about the.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Danny and and the red, the blood dime and and
all that. She was traumatized. She had she had posts.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, yeah, you did have it a.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Lot like she wasn't coping with life and everything. She
had to just sort of stand back and try and.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, Mary had to give it to me straight.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I've tried to give it to you many times.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Doesn't listen.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, but she now did the biggest mistake going with
them in the Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We stayed with a family.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Next, next, till the end. You know what, guys, I
think we've talked about this before. You're right, would you guys,
if let's say we got to call tomorrow s three,
do you want to come back and do Big Brother
or any other show? Would you do it? I don't know,
you don't know. Tell what about you if.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It was the exact same house, exact same people.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Done so that again, Danny, isn't that right?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh my god, Danny calls me and like gives me updates.
He'll be like, Tillie, you've dropped below one hundred thousand followers. Thanks,
I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Do you? Guys? Care? I don't. I don't care about
my follow care about it because the amount of followers means,
you know, the more money you can charge with a post.
But do you? Yeah, you don't care, really care. What
about Martha and Michael.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
They will have a million followers and they get.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They have terrible engagement. Yeah, I'll click on their reels
and I'll see. Actually, like if they have let's say
five hundred thousands on the reels, you see they have
three thousand years. Yeah, yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah and three comments.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
And three comments.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
So that's it because some people buy this.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, I engagement is everything.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
With all these followers, there's like a lot of responsibility
to I don't know, to what give them a service almost,
you know, you feel like you owe it to these
people that are following you, but at the same time,
you don't want to give them everything, you know what
I mean? Like, how how do you guys manage and
tow that line between showing them enough but not giving
them Especially in your circumstance. Mary, You've got so much
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going on in your house you could you could honestly
start a whole damn show.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh there's so much going on.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, Like how do you guys like manage that?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah? How do you decide what to keep private and
what we.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Don't really keep much?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, people love you.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
What you see is what you get.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
No, there's no don't mention this, don't mention that's pretty much.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
The only things you've kept quiet is like Martha's pregnancy
and the engagement.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh yeah, you have to do because she said, don't
say anything. But it's not my story to tell.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Beautiful little boy, by the way, talk about a superstar
in the making. Oh my god. Oh, Wow, you've got
You've actually got the whole family. We haven't mentioned Nick either.
Nick's there as well, your son. You've got every kid
at your house.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Mary. Does Nick have a boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I mean a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, I don't care if he's got a or a girlfriend.
I don't care. It's got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
He's a good looking lad. I like, he's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's a good boy. He's so funny.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I love when when Martha films him, he gets so,
you know, nervous.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
And the funniest was when I pretended I was a man.
He was like, awkward, my mom's a man.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Mary comes out, Tillie. Did you see that Martha was
posting all over a story. Nes was coming out, Who
were you a real estate agent or something?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, Because I was cleaning out my cupboard looking for
clothes to give my mom for Greece, and I thought,
and I thought, why the hell would I have this
ugly white track suit? So I put it on, and
then it was so tight and reminded me of those
real estate agents that wear the three quarter with a
big ship. And then I started playing on that, not
because I knew Martha was filming, but Martha was just
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lying in bed, and then she started filming, and then
I started Nicole l.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Mat and Nick was really weird about it, like if
Martha goes to feel sorry for.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Its Honestly, it's like a it's just full on at
home for you. I feel do you do you enjoy
having a I'm sure you do, like you love having
all the kids at home. It gets hard work, really.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Because before Martha and Michael moved in, I had like
my routine.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
House was clean.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So I got up.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I knew I was going to film some cooking. I
had like a routine. Now there ain't no roote.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's just a mess.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Michael and I are always cleaning, washing, trying to get
the house. Mike's got a film now for I'm only goes,
I gotta clean.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I go what the whole house again?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So he does. He runs around the house when helming,
and then.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yesterday when was it yesterday? The day before he goes, Mary,
I need you to film. Listen, Michael, you know you
can't keep using.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You're gonna have you live here.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I always say to Martha. Soon you are going to
start scraping my skin off. And there's nothing taken cloth
clothes are already gone.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm naked here naked.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So it's just chaos at home.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Then it is it's full on and then we get
visitors all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
So do you guys, do you guys argue ever the
time the time? That's normal, Yeah, that's family.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But we're Greek. We talk and it sounds like right.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Right, yeah, no, but I feel like you guys actually
like I feel like in different cultures people actually say
what they think. Like white people just talk mind each
other's back and bit.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Is that that's why?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, that's why Mary's family looks like so chaotic because
Mary is everyone's face. But my family is like sending like.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You should say that group chat. I remember one time,
what did you what what happened? Againe was? I don't
think this can be this podcast. We've got to tell
you what was it was? Remember I said, I can't.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No. I was just like somebody said, I said, has
somebody been having like seggs in the bath because there's
like candles everywhere? And he said, oh, yeah it was
me And I said.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh he admitted it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, he said, I said, oh, but there was there
was just on the.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Washing.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I would have thought it was Giff, and I would
have started, I would this, They half clean meat.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
We got to move on from that.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Mary, we have like a little game section.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Can I just add before we get onto the game,
tell that I call Mary in the morning on the
way here to the studio. I don't get an answer.
I get a call back, no caller, I d and
I'm like, oh my god, this is the last call
I'll ever get before I get get off to you
by the mafia.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Mob bos and hello Hello. He goes, oh, but you
rang on private And that's what my moms do.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That's because my license was stolen. My identity was stolen.
I had.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Last year in septemberris Wan, some Rizwan guy that dominated
me for speeding fines anyway, So I sent in a
letter saying, you know it's not me anyway. I only
put one obligation number, not the second. So they last
week I've got a letter saying, oh, you've got to
pay the last the fine. And I said, I have
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my dead body on pain anyway. The girl goes, it's
gone too late, you can't change it. And I said,
can I speak to your manager? And she goes, ah,
he's busy. She tried though, she said she'll call you
back within twenty he'll call you back twenty four hours whatever. Anyway,
he called me back and I said, you know, firstly,
thank you for calling me back, because normally everyone says
i'll call you back, they don't. And he said, look,
(28:35):
send me all these details and i'll see what I
can do. So I did, and they've revoked it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
But then two weeks.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Ago financial plan I did a credit check on me
and he said, oh, you've got a bad credit rating
with Optus, and I go Optus.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I haven't been with OPTAs for like seven years.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
And they said an iPhone fourteen and I said, sweetheart,
I've got an iPhone twelve.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What's funny? The thieves have got a bit of fine
that I have and on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
So I'm now chasing that up with Optus and trying
to change my license, which.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Is so so you have to change everything, your license, passport, well,
getting your passport to know, No, I don't think about
God as long as we're set for Greece. Well, I'm
glad you're getting that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes, So I've been doing all that bullshit just before
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
So and you're coming in here too, thank you for
the team, look for the team. Let's get into this game,
all right, Mez, so Tilly and I have picked out
some accounts of some influences on Instagram, right, and we
want you to let us know who's got good socials
and who's got bad. So we want a rating of
that first and foremost, and then we want to know
what the what what message their aesthetic gives you? Okay,
(29:45):
So we picked out a couple here till He's picked
out a bunch of these and I've picked out one
of them, and we want to get your quick firing
answer on this. All right, all right, this is the
first one, Mez, what's her name, Narah Smith? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Okay, Look, I personally don't follow her. Okay, her content's good, right,
you know what she's offering something you can learn how
to cook?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
True, you can learn.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
She's giving you something. It's not just a pretty face
and a model in a beautiful dress.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Do you think it's a pista For me?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
It's too fucking slow, like yes, my husband one just
no personality.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
That's what throws me off a little.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
So I made it from scratch.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
It makes my stock feel a little weird, like do
you feel like.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
She's got a gun to her head or something?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I think that's what she's doing because I even did
it on Martha's TikTok. I did the narasmithing like.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Or you did one like her?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, like I said to Martha, And now I'm going
to chop the onions like I've already finished the two
seconds and she's still chopping, like yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Would you write her Instagram? Out of ten at a ten,
I don't know? A seven seven seven? Fanara Smith? Al right,
next one on the board, Next one on the board.
You guys ready to rock? I got a really good
one for him as Yeah he's a hoty is he? Yeah,
he's probably one of the hottest, hottest, hottest lads you've seen. Yeah, yeah,
good looking guy. I should yeah you should have. He's
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a hearty. All right, this is the one rate it
out of ten. Go for it.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
The glasses. She thinks she's getting first chapters, he's getting.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
See that's me. I can show you some hot content.
Just go to that France little reel over there. You
know I want to me dressing up?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I can't. Mali Bola, Hey good, you got that well
I'm Greek, I pronounced a lot and.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Look at this. This is in Parma, I mean in
my Orca sorry, in Spain. Looks he's versatile. Whoever this
influencer is.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, he's versatile. He's taking you around the world.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I think he's just got to let you in more
on his backstories, like where did he come from?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Like, yeah, we see him at the basketball Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He's school whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
But it's good because some people never get to do that.
So it's good that you're taking people from Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Honestly, advice. Honestly, I didn't think I was going to
get this today. This is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
But you need to add your family, your brother, you
we don't. We see a guy there that travels, but
we don't see anything normal.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I want to add them in. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Your brother, even if it's just a small thing, like
what are you cooking today?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
What are you doing? Like it's mad at me because
we don't really know you. We just know you.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You mean, you mean, what am I cooking today? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Like ask your dad, like just bringing.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
But that's it, Like do something like your nieces, your brother,
Like we don't know nothing about you.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
We just see this guy.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I would I just haven't been home for a while.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Mary, I know nothing about you.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Post nothing but Ale and Sophia and that A bunch
of it's just because i've been Hey, that's true. Come on,
you know what I mean. And maybe not my brother,
I agree, but definitely Dad and my god daughters all
the time. But yeah, he I love that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Even speaking about your mother like ask like my mum
used to do this.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I get you. I get what you're saying, so.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
We get to know Marley.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying.
Out of ten there, you've got to read it, be
on it. You can be honest with me. So I
love that. Hey, I'll take that rating. Yes, I'll take
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's entertaining and your content's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Thank you, thank you. Mess Look at that next one
on the board is the last one?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I bet you it's Stilly.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Tilly.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh, Mary should have a lot to say.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
You know what, since Tilly's been posting with her partner,
it's been more engaged. Agree, she needs more of that.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
And yes, Mary told me that that's the only time
I can be genuine with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Not only that, like Tilly doesn't have much of her
family on here, and no, really hear it about like
following Tilly. It's I've dyed my hair, I'm doing something radical.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I poke my face.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I've poked my face. It's going to be something like that.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Crazy, You're not.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I'm visiting my nan and here she is and whatever. Again,
there's nothing like there's a million models on Instagram like you,
Oh you nice outfit, nice outfit, nice outfit, Like yeah, yeah,
I get that, but yes, we need to be point
of working is like people follow you for a reason,
(34:31):
but they want to know who you really are.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
The only thing I've seen about Tilly's nana was when
she posted a story in a video of her and
then said all right, this will probably be the last
time I'm seeing you, or something like that.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I didn't. I said it was a Mother's Day post
and I said, hey, grandma, have your last Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh my gosh, I might as well buried the word
like you don't say that, walking dead.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Start you stop it.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
No, I'm waiting for my inheritance.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh Tilly, you are so wrong. You are so wrong.
I'm not even comment in our listeners. I can't I
can't get into that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
She's counting the dollars already counting. The body is still warm,
and she's.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
This Instagram may going to pay the bills.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
So well, if you listen to Mary a little more,
you and I both we're going.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
To be getting some more well think smart.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
We're loving this, so we need to get our fans involved.
I'm just going to text the group chat.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Good, let's get We're gonna get me because she's got
to offer something. What are you offering? Guys?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
My tiktoks are good. It's very Instagram and TikTok are
very different.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
It's very different.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
You think, all right, Mes, you've got to rate her
out of ten.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Though, I'm gonna go six point five, six high.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
She's being generous because she feels bad.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, because she's good. Yeah, she's gonna now.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Six point five is good? All right, Mes, that was
good advice. Thank you for that. Yeah, that was huge.
All right. Let's move on to this is our favorite
part of the show, Mes, is where Tillie and I
shared times where life's been an absolute train wreck. Now,
I want to ask you if you have any stories
for our listeners because they love this. Any stories, any
train wreck stories that you can tell us and tell
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our listeners.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I don't think I've got any train wreck stories. My life.
I've has been pretty clean. But I'll tell you a
story isn't a train wreck.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Eleven eleven, that's a train wreck in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I was sending her all the time. Eleven eleven, I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Matey, she sends me the screen space. Yeah, don't worry
me as I got the alarm going off.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I should have given her a three.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
When I was pregnant to Sophie, we went to Queensland,
and back then we didn't have casinos, and I was
pregnant and I got a kidney infection and I was
not feeling good. Anyway, my THEO said to me, here,
take fifty dollars, go and play the rule that you
like it. Anyway, So I was standing there was everyone
sitting down and I was standing behind and I put
(36:59):
like five dollars on a few, and then I put
five dollars on the zero. Anyway, the zero came up
and the guy's pushing the money towards me and I
so I grab it anyway, I run and say to
look at this I want and you know, I had
a handful of chips, and the goes, how did you
do that? I just put it on the zero in
the game, and I gave it to him like a
(37:21):
good wife.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay here.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Anyway, I thought, you know what, I'm going to go
back and see. You know what he what he spun
on the second one. Anyway, I go back and the
guy's pushing the money towards me, and I'm going.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
It was yours money.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
He was pushing it towards me, and the guy sitting down,
I go, I only got my money, and I know
this cameras.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'm not getting arrested.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I'm not getting.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Arrested, not pregnant, pregnant. And he goes, oh, when you left,
they spun a zero, and.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh, your money was still on Take that. That's Mary.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I grabbed the money.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'm running to thea and he goes, what the hell
did you do? And I go, I left my five
dollars on there and they spun zero again.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
He goes, what are the chances? Anyway? I give it
to him.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Anyway, two days after we went to the casino, you know,
after dinner, and that and there he goes, I'll go
and play.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I go no, I don't want to smart.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I I'm feeling really sick. I had to keep the infection.
He said, just just take it, and I go no.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Anyway, he had five dollars left, and he goes, oh,
we'll put it on the zero because you're being lucky.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
And I go, no, I put it on thirty two.
And he goes, thirty two. You never played thirty two.
And I go, put it on thirty two and one again.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
No, it didn't marry.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh my god, I was a tinase on that.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
God, is that the last time you you've gambled?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
No? I gamble on everything.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Oh you do?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I gamble on all these LMCT cars. I want anything
that can fly.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Way.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
You know what, You've got to be in it to
win it.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
If you don't play, you can't win.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I don't know when you change.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
If you don't play, you can't win.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
And you've just recovered for your gambling addiction. Just go
give it one more shot, that's what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
But place small, Yeah, I agree, do please small if
you do want to do that. Wow. The advice that
we've had today, Mary, thank you, Thank you, first of
all for being on this was This was absolutely insightful,
It was hilarious. You're just the best, truly, truly, it's
such a dear friend of tillian ies, so we really
appreciate your time. That was just amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Thank you for having me, honestly as we.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Love you literally. And to everyone listening at home or
on the road, or in the car or in a casino,
thank you all. We love you all. Keep sending in
your questions, problems, complaints or whatever you want to say.
Hit the bell icon on Spotify, follow the podcast, leave reviews,
all that good stuff, and we'll be back next week.
Un till he stopped smiling, you know what you do
the app because I heard.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I heard the complaints, spot I send in your complaints.
That won't be any This wasn't a train wreck this episode.
This was This was good. Mary had a good story,
life was good. No complaint.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
All right, Well, we'll see is next week.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Miss I love you by them guys, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
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