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November 19, 2025 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Loose Changed Legends? Is it seven thousand dollars tomorrow? If
you can believe it? We've been throwing those coins in
that ball. No, I don't for two weeks now. I
mean seven thousand dollars One of you guys going to
win tomorrow if someone gets it right? How much money
is that?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Don't call now, though, we're taking those calls tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Right now, I really need to hear a female perspective
on this. I mean, you can obviously engage Will, but
one of our male producers say the thumb from outside?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Is the producer comfortable with me naming who they are?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I think it was a friend of the producer, Is
that right?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's right? Sorry, sounding sus, sounding fairy sus.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I forgot that. That's important detail. It wasn't one of
our producers a friend.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It wasn't you.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Joe happy to say it was a friend of mine
because it was friend of a friend or just a
friend just mine.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's a friend. Yeah, how did.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know it's changing friend and a housemate?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
How did you know they told you?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I witnessed it?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
We've covered it beautifully so this housemate of Joe, definitely,
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Just say, can you not say that it's you? You're
worried about that?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
No, I mean it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I haven't involved her lying. Well, it's just kidding it
wasn't her.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, it's fine. It's a safe space. So I don't
know why you feel so so weird about it. It's fine.
We all there's a vulnerable space.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I just don't want to disclose my friend's info without
having asked her.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
So I'm just going to keep her name under.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wrapped safe with us. Wink is as good as a
nudge to a blind beat. All right, All right, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
So friend, housemate of Joe's, she's she's talking up with
a guy, right, happy days.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The guy leaves the guys you got a name Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I haven't met him before.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Mystery guy who hasn't met Yeah, hooking up with her
house mate.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
He leaves something in the housemate's room. Okay, Joe's house
mate decides to dowse his thing, just confirming it was
a shirt or a few shirts. A few shirts. He
was wearing multiple shirts for some reason. He left both of.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
The shit, why was there a few shirts? Had he
been over a few times, been over a.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Couple of times. I think I think they're seeing each
other so much like you.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
She chooses to spray the shirts with her perfume.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
What perfume was it?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I think she wears my way by Georgia or money.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You've got all the details. So housemat sprays it with that. Okay,
Why what's the intent of the house mate? Well, I
don't think on behalf of the house mate. Can you
speak on behalf of the house mate?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Very close? I think.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I think like anytime anyone leaves, even friends, leave like
an item of clothing behind, I want to wash it
so it smells good. But secondly I'm like, I want
it to return. They want it to return smell me
like nice, like that scent of theirs, and they want
people to reflect them as having a nice scent.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So there's a big difference here between my mum leaving
a jumper at my house.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Though we're talking about someone.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Someone that I'm sleeping with, leaving something at my house.
That's very different in terms of what I want them
to how I want their experience in my house to be.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, I if it was me personally, would perfume both
of those things.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
So if your mum left a T shirt at your house,
you would perfume it.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Maybe not mum, but if a friend, if a friend
left something.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
When you were sleeping with your dad was staying with
you recently, did you spray his stuff with your perfume?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I did it, but my housemate may have.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Sorry, any bit lost in this.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right, so hey on? So so your intent sorry there,
your housemad's intention is just for the person to think
fondly and.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
To receive that item of clothing back and be like, Wow,
that smells amazing.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's something that I feel like I would do if
I was hooking out with someone.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, and I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
And in this scenario, the housemate was hooking up with
this guy right right now, I think, let's specifically.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
The housemate like the guy. I think, yeah, so specifically
in the context of hooking up with someone.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I think let's let's strike out everything else.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I just need to know from people on
thirteen one oh sixty five now, and I think women,
because I'm wrong. I don't think any bloke has ever
done that. I have never sprayed a girl's possessions with
my cologne when she's left it in my room.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh you have no, Oh my god, you have.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I haven't made vulnerable space. You were saying before, Was
this your housemaid as well?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Was it you John the same houseboat? No? No, no,
do it? No, no, no, done it. No, I haven't done it.
I have had I've had it the reverse way though,
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
So you think a girl sprayed yours.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And just and if we are going down the line
of like whether this is effective or not, because the
perfume that she had, m hm, I can still if
I walk down the street and smell that perfume, I'm
reminded of her. It was like that perfume was like
I've never smelled anything like it like that. That is
full trigger for me, that perfume whenever I can't be

(05:14):
around people that that smell, like.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
That is your housemate's perfume, like.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
That stunning, stunning scent.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well there you go. All right, Okay, so I think
takes some calls. Here's a double question. Yeah, thirteen one,
six y five?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Do you do it? Is it effective?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Honestly I thought she was the housemate, was the only
person that would have done this before.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, I did not think people were doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
You don't think like a lady.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Thank you? I think I think, yeah, I'll take it
just a fact.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Just a fact, doesn't need to be the other way.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I think it's not specific to that one guy.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Like if you guys.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Ring the bell, we ringing the bell for you guys.
Interesting that bell means many things. Someone had the bell
means yet it just haphazardly belling, and one of them
will feel you went for it then, but unfortunately I
had your fingers clammed on it.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You more on, Rhiannon, what do you film means?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Just? Don't you tried to bel your own You've also
tried to bel your own comment.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You can't bell your own comment. Let's just get into
the calls, shall we, Rhannon. We want to know if
people do this, whether it's common. Do you do you
do it?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Got you?

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
We got you, Rhannam. Can you hear us, Rhiannon.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yes, I can hear you.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Here's sorry, she could be done. Let's move on. Cat,
I can't hear you anymore. Rhiannon, you're a bit shaky.
Maybe check she's got a clean line. Cat's called on
thirty one and six five Cat. That's what the bell
could be for, just bell callers when they call the
show and then say we can't hear, you can't hear,
let's go to cat Cat.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do people do this? Is it common?

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Look? I can't speak from personal experience, but what I
do reckon is you were talking about how like guys
wouldn't do it like return girls clothes with it, But
you know what they do do? They put their sense
on their own clothes. So when like the girls quote
unquote steal it, like hoodies and shirts and stuff, when
they steal it, so that when the girl wears it,
it smells like them.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Okay, And I think that's just because we wore it though,
Like if you've taken like a shirt from my closet,
it might smell like my cologne because I've probably done
that thing where I've won once, given it a sniff
on the armpits and decided that get to rewar. I
don't think i'd be specifically spraying it, so you think
of me when you take it home.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I think you're giving it to us, so we think
of you when we wear it though, And it's not
like the girls can give our own clothes the guys
to wear, so we put our s menal on the
guy's clothes.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Ah, I say, what's down there? Sometimes that I mean
it's wine in the clock back fifteen to twenty years
here would But I mean, ordinarily I would just give
someone a shirt or something because or a jumper if
the clothes they wore home like the clothes that they
took the club.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, no, of course no.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
And they can't go ye can't be seen any broad
daylight than that.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's not really not doing it. You're not doing it
to give them me a cent.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
No, that's my point as well, my point as well.
I think it just it just sounds like us because outside,
would you like a jumper's been gentlemen, Sarah at the
end of the day, Sarah, God, you can't be seen
outside in that and it's a bit of gold. Would
you like a jumper?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sarah?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yes, oh god, it's the gentleman.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Bill.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Have you have you will try and take the bell off?
Will have you?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Why do you feel like a Friday Sarah? Have you
have you done this before? Have you sprayed something that
the bloke's left in your room?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I have I have.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
So I was planning ongoing. Well, I had already planned
to go away on a three week holiday with my
best friend and my ex boyfriend was like, I want
to miss you so much. I love like your smell,
I love your scent. So he handed me in two
of his shirts and I spray like my perfume all
over it, so that every night when you went to

(09:05):
fall asleep, he was like cuddling it and he took
photos and you'll send it to me being like sleeping
next to you. But it was just my shirt with
my scent on it.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Across the line there for me like making that decision
that it gets a bit sick at the sick belt.
Oh yeah, if someone if someone came up to me
and now that I'm going overseas, I'm going to miss
your smell.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, there's a flag there.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh really, if someone says they're going to miss you,
I'm going to miss you lovely, I'm going to miss
your scent and then sleeps next to a shirt of mine.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's a bit murdery.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, it's just a bit like you know, buffalo bill yea, yeah,
I hear that silence of the lambs. Yeah, there's that
movie reference Bell there. It is. It's a belt for
all seasons that one Olivia hopefully takes the cake.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, teak me, what do you do? Live?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
All?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Right?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
So, in fairness, if I've been like kind of seeing
a guy and I'm not sure if he's like seeing
other people or not, and I've stated his house when
I like make his bed, I've been known to like
stray my perfume on it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
You you spray your perfume on his bed?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
That is that like how a dog wheees on a
tree to take like ownership.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Because if you're.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
Like seeing someone say me regularly, right, and you don't
know if they're seeing other people, a way to like
let them know that, like, oh maybe there is someone
here quite often and that he doesn't quite make his
own bed, pray a bit of your perfume on they.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, so it's marking your territory live. Yeah, it's on
a tree, is the analogy it is coming into Christmas.
I don't think we can ignore that. I don't think
we can.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Trees are my trees are sanders? He's visiting shopping centers.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Have you got a live tray? Live tree? We had
a live tree last year, the last time I do it,
just a shocking idea. The things was like, the smell
smells great. It does smell good. Now I'll give her
that smells great, but it's not with all the stickiness
in the stickiness, what does it drop? Sap, leave the
sticky needles. But they're needles. Then you've got to get out.
Then you've got to get out of it. You've got

(11:06):
to get it out of there a dead body. You've
got to bag it. Yep, that I've done that for.
But hey, so one of the things that does come
up a lot at Christmas or the Carols of course.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now look, it's in all the shoppings. You can't escape it.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
There is one song that I hear every year at
this time, and I'm over it. I'm done with it now.
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I know, I know what you're referring to it. Everyone
knows what you're referring to.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I can name the artist. I can name the artist
Mariah Carey.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
And I think and I've looked this up already because
I've decided not to give her any more plays. That's
just my decision that I think we can play five
seconds of it without it counting towards a play. Okay,
So it's this song now, so we all know the
song now. I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's a banger, though, Will it's a shock, it's a banger.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I am done with that. But I've heard that song
that many times. There are so many other Christmas songs woulds.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I just think you put it away for ten months
and then you feel like it again, do you know
what I mean? Like I'm ready for it. You don't
listen to it during the year, you have a bit
of a reset. I'm pumped from I'm going to get Yes, Okay,
you're gonna have to pitch me some better Christmas songs though,
because that is for me comfortably welcome.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well with the party, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Because there are lots of artists that have done Christmas
songs over the year. It's just these these TikTok brainwashed
gen z nuffies. You know everything in the generation below me.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
So she was big pre TikTok ma Riah, Yeah, man's
been huge for ten years.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You know that Mariah Carey is made to Mariah Carey
while your mum was changing your nappies right now, So
so these are some of the songs, Like, great artists
do great Christmas songs. Yeah, sure, Wham did a great
Christmas song, Slow for Mine. That is a great song.
It's a good song. I'm not pumped to drink some

(13:00):
eggnog listening to that. You don't drink ignog If I did,
I wouldn't drink it to that. So let me take
you to one. This is I know, this is your
mum's favorite. This is your mother's favorite. Booblade is a
great version police Navir Dad. Oh, it's your man makes
it a jeet. It's cute, it's a bit sexy.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Sure anything Boo blow Touches is sexy.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm a huge fan. I mean, do you remember that
you were this single Michael Bolton? Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, he had a great song. How can we be
lovers if we can't be friends? Great song, unbelievable song.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
He does an incredible version of Santa Claus Is Coming
to Town.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's your best so far.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's a true because that's up and about too, Like
I'm pumped now, I'm pumped coming to town.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh and Bolton has got for stuff, like he's not
the best voice in the world.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Michael Bolton you reckon. Yeah, this unbelievable. That's unbelievable. All right,
might be in for that. The other one maybe for me,
big one for me, Lennon, this is a cracker War

(14:13):
is over.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I've always found that that song was recorded poorly.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, just sounds like a bit so quiet.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, we'll probably was recorded in the sixties.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, well they need to do that.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
What do they do when they give it the audio
treatment or something? They say it's mastering. Yeah, they need
to be mastered. Someone needs to master that. That must
be our copy now and bring it back out, doesn't
they recording the tin shid?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay? Yeah, very weird person? All right?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
At them for mine? Can I throw one in the ring?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh? Sure? A ce DC mistress for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Clear I'm against the idea for a song.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Everyone listening right now? Phone number he's thirteen one o
six five. I want to have a different number one
Christmas song this year other than Maria Carries Christmas song
I shan't even name. It shall not be named like
Voldemort thirteen one oh six five. What song would you
like to try and make the number one song with Christmas?
And then we can all get around and then let's

(15:12):
buddy do it. Yeah, okay for mine, Bolton's in the lead. Same,
I can't play anymore than that. Otherwise she gets to
play five seconds like ma'am Daniel our audio for Jesus,
he's in the game, he said, don't give any more
than that. Otherwise she gets a little tick from Opra.
She goes up one in the charts.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm not doing that, and every play counts because we
want another song to knock her off her perch.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I love that. I'd love that because you know that
will that will then affect the supermarket algorithms. You know
that will affect that all the Christmas store algorithms, like,
oh hey, look, the number one song is, for example,
Michael Bolton, Santa Claus is coming to Town. I mean,
just as an example, but ge whiz, it sounds pretty good.
But it's Bolton. You're gonna hear a whole lot more

(15:59):
of that.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
It's a good song. I love Bolton. You gave me
some absolute trite before the song. But Bolton, what.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
About the boob?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
You like the boob, and that boob for me is
in Mariah Carey areas already where we're hearing too much
of him at Grandit.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I've hit my quota. I like him. I love him
a borderline love him.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Amanda's called thirteen one and six five, Amanda, Amanda, would
you like to see Mariah Carey's Christmins Anthem knocked off?
Let's start with that? Yes, okay, great? What would you like?

Speaker 6 (16:32):
I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Wow, I sounded I've never heard that. Who sings that? Amanda?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
I'm not sure, but I grew up with it, and
quite a few of my residents at Christmas time likes
to hear that being played.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Okay. John Mellencamp, John Cougar Mellencamp, I think his name
actually was a long time ago, but yeah, there you go,
John Mellencamp, all right, I like an Amanda. There was
a great Australian Christmas song which is how to Make Gravy,
which really should almost be the one that we are
championing in a lot of senses at the moment. It
is just an all time tune. Who's Gonna Make the Grave?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
It would be nice to see an Australian song with
the number one.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
You get Paul in it is a Christmas concert every
year because he really is a Christmas concert every year
sells out. Let's get Paul in here. Have we ever
had Paul? Spoking to Paul, I've never had Paul. I'd
loved I'd love to have Paul. I saw him. I
actually saw him recently in Amsterdam. He was amazing.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
We'd love to have you, Paul, Lauren, he might be.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
You never know, Lauren, Lauren, what what what song do
you want to see become the number one song for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well?

Speaker 6 (17:46):
I know you're not very happy with the boobs that
boobs and mend Mendez.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Menzel Menzel wickedly tell of the Frozen women the Frozen Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
They think, Baby, it's cold outside and it is a ripper.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Ah, here we go like this really can't.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
That's good gear And I quite like that. It's kind
of Elsa. It's Elsa and Boo Blaine, my daughter. I've
never heard that.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I like that a lot. Is that?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Is that better than Bolton for you will?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I really like it. I don't know, I don't know
where it sits with me? All right, why don't we
think about that a little bit more. Let's got to
live here live. What song do you think deserves to
be number one at Christmas.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
I'd like to hear Feed the World.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
It was very good.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Jay's Home two version with Mark Wildberg.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Will Ferrell A second are there. It wasn't the original
cast for for for band that Live Aid or band
Aid or whatever they did like it had Bono in there, and.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
The vision of Daddy's Time Too is better?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Okay this Christmas? Is this the Will Ferrell version?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Wow? Have we got the original there? Tell me? Or
have we just got the walk? Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
This is the Yeah, it's very good.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's like it's nice. You're like a dender Men's love
the choirs. I don't love the choir.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I just think the sound audio when you've got so
many people singing so much, I.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Think they are mal Nourri's children that might be singing in.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
That And that's a. That's a that's that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
If we can focus though on what song, we can
only have one song being number one? Well, look, I
think you pitched hard with Bolton. I really do like Bolton. Okay,
I also so really like the boob and men'zelle.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
That was good. Who pitched that?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Lauren Lauren did? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Can we get Lauren back? Lauren? Lauren how do you
feel about Mariah Carey's current despotic Christmas Christmas anthem?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
I watched her live and seriously it's time to.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Go oh savage, sorry live a concept? We can't. I
love that. I'm in your team. I've had enough.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's an absolute ear bleed for me.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Lauren. Did you did you hear the Michael Bolton Santa
Claus is coming to town?

Speaker 9 (20:33):
I did.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
I didn't mind that one. Not bad.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Here's the other thing I'd say, if we get this
song to the number one of the Christmas charts, I'd
say we get the artist on, we have a chat
with them.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
So you reckon, we get Bolton?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I reckon? We could get Bolton?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
What is I said this to you in the song
what is Bolton up to? Did you find out what?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I think he's good. I think he's just living at
his home in Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
He's living at home.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's good a Lauren, Lauren, Oh wow, you're just going
we play it every day as the first song in
four o'clock on willing Woodie. Wow? How does that?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
How does that's?

Speaker 5 (21:10):
It?

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wouldn't have thought I'm getting shakes his headst okay, wouldn't
I thought?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Would you play Boublay and Idina Menzel at four o'clock
every day.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I think, so wow, we'll have a chat with the
music director. Okay, look, I reckon what we need to do.
There's a lot of red tape. I'm feeling a lot
of red tape. Do we think we could get Booblay
on the show?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I reckon. He's a pretty nice guy.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He's been on the show before.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Okay, eventually he put it like a thing from our interview.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
On his re shared story areciated it.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I think that's a sign of him being interested in us.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Let's let's leave for today. She need to come back
to the polls tomorrow. Put a pole on. Okay, put
a pole on. I'll throw it over to Maddie in digital.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I reckon, we go pole, I reckon all of us
bitter home, where we go home?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
And listen to those two just those Michael Bolton or
it's Ideena Menzell and Booblay.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Michael Bolton seeing Santa Claus coming, or Michael Burblade de
Menzel's maybe it's cold outside.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
It's really my number two.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
But let's all go away, Hey, don't you, Derek.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm enjoying that more button.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
All right, guys, go and vote. Will Woody Instagram is
where you can vote, and then we'll decide to mow
which song winning. Go for a wow big moment, all right,
and then every day four o'clock and five o'clock Christmas care.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's just a.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Really important question that we need to get to the
bottom of. Thirteen sixty five is the number if you
could have excuse me, if you could have one condiment
for the rest of your life, which condiment would you choose? Now,
there is a reason why I'm asking this as a
convicted murderer who is suing a prison for the right
to eat veggimite behind bars.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's all we want.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
So obviously, if if he could call the show, he
would probably say Veggie mighte. A little fun fact, the
reason they ban veggiemite is because they use it to
disguise the smell of contraband.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh yeah, I think anyone that's been to a music
would not that.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
You shmear veggie mighte on it and then you can't
sniff the the content that that's extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Anyway, it's I don't know why you're asking me. You
I didn't ask you.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
You just brought it up willingly, which was strange.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Like the staff, like, I've heard from the staff that
that's a thing they have. A friend of mine works
at the staff at the music festival.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
And beautiful.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Dylan.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Now look, Will suggested butter before the song there.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I think butter's a cheap I just don't think you
classify butter as a condiment.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's more like a.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Don't change the rules on condiment. I'm happy for you
to disallow butter on account of the fact that I
clocked the game, but you can't not call butter a condiment.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Are you just going to go? Will you won? Okay,
well done, you won. You can turn your mic off.
You've done it.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
You've clocked the game. Dylan, what do you think? What's
what's your one condiment that you'd want for.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
THEA has to be a chili sauce and I'm a
no butter fan.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Interesting, So when you make a piece of toast, Dylan.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Oh, honey, Jemla, no, but.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Chili sauce made. It's one for the rest of your life.
So you're gonna have.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Chili sauce for sure.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
A bit of avocado on there goes with everything.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, no, on a savory front. I think chili sauce
is great. I think you need a condiment that can
work in sweets as well. So, for example, if you
had peanut butter, Yeah, peanut butter makes a great sate,
do you know what I mean? Like you put peanut
butter on chicken, but then you can also have peanut
butter in your dessert.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Would depend on the chili sauce. Gillan, use chili sauce
in a in a dessert.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Dylan, you're talking like cabinaro. We're talking, Sasha. What are
we talking? Sauce wise? So RASA wow for the rest
of my life. Nah, I sometimes you don't feel like
it's good though it is good. I mean there's hot
hot sweet is a bit of in vogue, A little
bit of people do chili chocolate.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, no, that's true.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Let's go to Sarah here, Sarah, one condiment for the
rest of your life, what would you choose?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Honey, honey?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Now, the reason I like honey because honey versatile, very versative.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
You can do everything with it and it saves the bees.
But you can eat it, you can use it when
you've got a cold, you can put it on you.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
You can use it on your face. You can use it, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You can honey on wounds. It's a thing.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Chuck a bit of honey on water natural preservative as well,
and there you can liz one condiment for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
What are you choosing?

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Absolutely cup Mayo?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't. Here's my issue with QB Mayo though, the
vessel that it comes in.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I love that bottle.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay for the first half.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yes, once you get to the bottom half, God, you're
trying to It's all crinkled and scrunched out of the bot.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh god, he's good. Let's go to Chris here.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
The same with toothpaste, by the way, these things chopping
in half.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Drop it in half. Yeah, then you're getting too much
toothpaste on your toothbrush and you control.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
When you're right at the end of it, you've done
your last squeeze through the top. Yeah yeah, yeah, cut
it in half and then you get the stuff at
the bottom. Oh yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I agree on the on the Mayo front.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I use Mayo a lot. It's just not going well
with like fruit, though, is it. I've never tried it.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You'd have it with meat, you'd have it with meat,
you'd have it with bread. I don't think it's working
well on the on the fruit anyway. You're falling down
on the on the sweet factor. Do you know what
I mean? You're not having it it needs because it's
so sweet, it needs a bit of savory factor with it.
I think Honey is currently will Butter's in Eli, but
now ban but then we'll go to Honey. I think Honey, Yes,

(26:45):
I agree you're but it's a good argument. But Honey
glazers as well.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, I get that. But the peanut butter with chicken,
or you can put peanut butter on steak.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Let's go to Chris Caroline, Carolina Caroline condiment for the
rest of your life.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
What would you choose?

Speaker 9 (27:05):
Smoky barbecue?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's a delicious sauce, there's no
doubt about it.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
What's that famous one that's gone? What's that one? What's
the pangs Hanks? No, baby barbecue sauce? What's that one? Something?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Baby something?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
I'm not fussed on brand, but as I said, once
you had Smokey, it'd never go back.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Carolina baby raised baby rays.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Outside of meat, though, where are we putting that smoky barbecue.
I think it's a bit one dimensional.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
It's nice on it's actually sounds the gross, but it's nicest.
Cheese on a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I'd buy that. I'd buy that. I'd buy that because
I'd have like a chili jam with the cheese, because
you have a chili quiz paste to have that with
the cheese as well. So I'd buy that. That beats
honey for mine. All of a sudden, well, hang on,
hang on, dessert, how are you putting smoky barbecue on
a dessert? That would be good? It with what if
I like caramelized some pears and any bit of ice cream?
Holy do?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, you have that, Chris, Chris, one condiment for the
rest of your life. I never thought smoking barbecue wou.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Come from nowhere?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 8 (28:07):
I'm liking like a truffle oil to.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
What I'm done with truffle oil. It's a phase. Everybody
needs to get over it. Stop putting it on my pasta.
Can't taste anything else. Loose Change Legends is right up
next truffle That is a sin. I'm so sick of
truffle oil. I hope that phase dies.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Isn't the idea of truffle that just brings out the
flavor of everything dominates?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It dominates, so it's all you can taste. Hey, that's enough,
Will and what is loose?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Change legends?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Six and a half thousand dollars goes home with you
if you can tell us how much this is.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Not my best drop.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I'm still I'm I'm looking to do the perfect drop.
We haven't got there yet, but lots of fresh drops
to come, Will, so I know you love it. Rachel
wants to have a guess at how much money it is? Rachel,
where are you at?

Speaker 8 (29:04):
I'm sure it is four dollars and thirty five.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, thirty five cents, four dollars, thirty five cents yeah,
final guess.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I don't know why I think that, but six and
a half thousand dollars, yeah, look it in final guess incorrect?
Do you think I should ring the bell after each sure?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Mate, you can ring the bell.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
You kind of you hit the bell over a sound effect,
so if people didn't really hear it, so your timing's off.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Did you not hear it?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Not?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Really?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It was just this yeah coming. You just gonna work
on your timing mat.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Cold hold it up here?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Oh awful, awful, that was jarring for me.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Liam.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
First question, Liam, would you like a fresh drop of
the coins?

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Don't need a fresh up? I think I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay, I have a quick guess.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Six fifty.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Final guest, LAMB six fifty.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Why are you saying, Vinyl, guess like you're an auctioneer?
No more bets?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Croupier?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Excuse me, croupier, croupier? What's a creopy?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Said the casino the croupiers, They say, no more bets?
Sorrys Incorrectam, Sorry, it's a crepier. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Sorry, sorry about you were there? Sorry about that? Might
be a crepiers.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
If anybody that the people who work at the blackjack
tables are called croupier's strange strange.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I thought they were called dealers.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Uh No, that's the people that look outside the casino.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Sarah, Sarah, you want to have a would you like
a fresh drop of the coin? Sarah?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (30:52):
I'm all good.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Thank you though, but I think I think I've got this.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I love this. You meant to roup to drop three
people too?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Only people, Sarah? How much do you think it is?

Speaker 8 (31:05):
Alrighty, I've had time to think, and I think it's
two dollars and eighty five cents for.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Six and a half thousand dollars. Sarah, two dollars and
eighty five cents is what you're going for?

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Oh yeah, final guest, yep, two and eighty five cents.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Let's walk it in.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Lock it in? Is that the so?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Is that a symbol for locked in? It's locked in?
I think yeah, that's good. Okay, so it's been locked in,
so that probably sounds that probably sounds better. Sorry, I
wonder I just wanted to have something that I was
doing live sounds. I haven't got that, all right, he
was jealous. I going to drop the coins.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Not anymore.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You're wondering if this is it's what you're wondering. Even
incorrect Sarah? All right, dad, like Sarah?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Okay, the good news, Yes, what's the good news for
everybody listening? Not so much for Sarah, who unfortunately had
a wrong guess.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
But everyone listening. The kitty, Yeah, the kitty for tomorrow
is increasing to seven thousand dollars. Wow, you can tell
us how much this is? No phone along all right?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Right now you are calling us thirteen one oh sixty five.
You're trying to convince us that you are in the
car with someone else, and we decide is someone actually
there or you just put it on a very good voice? Now, Will,
this time last week I gave a masterclass in phone alone.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I showed you guys how you should be doing it.
This week, you will be.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Gracing us with your master class as to how you
think phone alone should be done. So step outside, mate,
step outside, And for you guys listening right now, take
some notes. Because Will is a trained actor. He's a
professional broadcaster, and I have no doubt that he's going
to be incredible at this.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So Will, are you there?

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, me right right.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Who are you in the car with?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Will? I'm here with my coworker, Terry. Terry. Okay, we work, Will,
We're just on our way back from a job. We work.
We work for Sacred Heart Mission in clothes collecting.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's a that's a beautiful thing, Will, it's beautiful. Okay.
Can you pass the phone to Terry please? Yummy, Terry.
What was the best piece of clothing you got today? Terry?

Speaker 8 (33:41):
We've got a couple of cardigans.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Right right, cardigan. That's good to say. Put a message
out there for people that are thinking of donating clothes.
What clothes do you need more of? Terry?

Speaker 8 (33:59):
Well, we don't want any more.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Drooks.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Okay, great, you just passed the phone back to Will.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah today.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
How's it going?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
So I'm here?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Absolute loves a cardio Terry?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You want.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
With realist? How long is the drive with Terry?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Absolutely? Balloon? Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
That was that was That was amazing though, mate, John
to run us through just what you were doing there
and how people can good.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Voice lined up, have a good name lined up, have
a good backstory lined up?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Tick tick tick tick tick from me, mate.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
If you can make the if you can make them,
if you can make the voice entertaining, that would also
be helpful, Terry, very boy, Tony.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Who are you in the car with my friend?

Speaker 8 (35:00):
If I Johnny?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Johnny?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Johnny?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Kay, Johnny colleague? Or where are you and Johnny off to?

Speaker 8 (35:07):
We're just sitting in to bar.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
We're gonna have a few drinks.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
For its Wednesday? Why not can we hear from Johnny? Please?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Hey guys a game?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, pretty good, Johnny? What's your what's your what's your poison? Mate?
What trick are you gonna order?

Speaker 7 (35:25):
I'm going to get a B B B B nice?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
What do you reckon? Tony's going to drink?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
He can go for a ginger Oh yeah, ginger beer.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Beautiful, unbelievable. Can you pass the phone back to Tony please?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah? Thanks?

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Here you guys.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Okay, So look, here's where I'm at. Will not a
bad voice.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'm gonna be honest, like it sounds like there's two
different people where you're falling down, Tony. For mine is
that when you pass the phone to someone in real life,
you don't go here here you go. You're you're selling
the phone change And because of that, I'm picking you apart,
my friend. You're alone in the car.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Usually I actually do pass the phone to them. They're
on the they're playing with their own phone.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Oh is that your final guest?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, it is my final guest.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Despite your hard defense there of saying here's the phone,
I still think you're alone, Tony. Ah.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Yeah, you're right, man.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I liked it. As much as I want to agree
with you. I don't you never pass a phone to
something child? You might, sure, but Johnny was not a child.
Was Johnny a child, Tony?

Speaker 5 (36:37):
No?

Speaker 8 (36:37):
No, I was my mate.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Was ordering a VB from the pub must have missed that.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
We are trying to figure out the top five jobs
that are most likely to cheat on you.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Thirteen one, six five is the number.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
This is according to a private detective who I think
a lot of his job is just finding out who's
who your partner's looking at with.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yep, that's what they do.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Okay, So we've had a lot of guesses have been wrong.
A lot of them have been wrong. The two we've
got flight attendants and medical professionals. Those those naughty, naughty
flight attendants and doctors. We've got three to go. Have
you got any fresh guess as well? Now, okay, let's
go to Susie here.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean you've had you've had twenty four hours thinking, well,
but I just know you're going to tell me that
they're wrong. One of them was an explorer, one of
them was a cartographer.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Both wrong, shocking guesses.

Speaker 8 (37:26):
Susie.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
You said they work away from home, and both explorers
and cartographers. Is true, work away from home?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I would imagine cartographers do it digitally now, so maybe
they stay home.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You don't exist.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Anymore, oh, sadus put a map out for the cartologists.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Susie were sorry, Susie.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh boys, what profession is most likely to cheat?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Go and give us the reason why?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Number one on the lead?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Yes, speaking from experience and observations.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Sorry Susie, yep.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Truck drivers.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Oh, truck drivers not on the list, Susie. Sorry, astronaut
and on the list.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
Got to be some low ast guys out there, then
is that not on the list?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
So from experience, a bit of truck stop action, sus
that's a fair question, I reckon, Michelle.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Come, we've got three to go. Professionals where that's that's
thanks for pulling me out. I appreciate that that's what
you're here for, Michelle. Profession most likely to cheat on you?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I would say tradesmen, specifically electricians.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
This also sounds like it's coming from experience, Michelle, and
we're right in saying that.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Hey, it's incorrect, Michelle.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sure the reasoning behind it
is you know they're in your house, so you're halfway there.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
It's got a dipsey of dibbs. Which profession do you
think is most likely to cheat on you?

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Can?

Speaker 7 (38:55):
I guess two?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Of course you can go for it. We're stilling to
get three Okay, I.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Think somebody who works in advertising and like a stockbroker
or investment banker. Why so the advertising is because of mad.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Men sleeping around.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Yeah, sure, and the stockbroking thing is like fall for
Fall Street, and also personal experience.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
It does feel like there's a lot of Jerdie laundry
is getting air during this segment. Is DIM's got it right,
Div's incorrect, So no one's got the last three.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I'm going to I'm going to move on so I
can give you the.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Holidays in the studio right up next Woods. You have
to save that bit.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Sorry Maney dancing to the Arias are tonight kidding? Well,
you have to be quick, and you didn't get it out.
You didn't get out in the time. That's just poor craft.
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