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January 20, 2025 • 37 mins
  • Julia Morris
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
So Will and Woody podcast first show back twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Phil's Goodwoods. We're back, Baby, we are back and we
are fit. Don't worry, this won't be a scratchy show.
I'll show we are on. We are on a war
with the council over the holidays, so get excited about that,
genuine war. I'm still at war with the council and
my dad, Me and my dad really, yeah, at war? Wow,

(00:29):
what does that mean? I've got thirteen pages of emails
to read you out. It's pretty much gonna be two
hours of me reading out emails to the cancel.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
So if you're into that, if you're into it, stick
around thirteen pages.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
One particular council member.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Because that's what tends to happen. They get given a case.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes, and now I'm not going to say their name
because I don't want this to be first time a
witch hunt. First time Sam, his name is Sam, but
he is very much He says he is speaking on
behalf of the entire council as to his outrage as
something that me and dad did. Thirteen pages were thirteen
pages of email. Are you winning? Really depends which way

(01:07):
you look at it. I mean I think I'm winning. Okay,
I think I'm winning, but I'm not good in a war.
There is no right. Okay. Cool, Julia Morris joins you here.
I'm little winning. Ah, God, welcome, Welcome, Julia.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
If you need wood, then you probably shirt get wood
with the woody.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
That is the song that I came up with when
I was a contestant on I'm a Celebrity, Get me
out of here. And so clearly that's still the greatest
song that was ever created on the show, because I'm
two seasons ago now, Julia.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Not only that, it literally got a run like two
days ago over the loudspeakers, that's how much we loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You're kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
No homage, Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's just posters of me everywhere, no doubt in the offices.
That's beautiful. That's lovely to hear, Julia.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, we get together at about six o five every
morning and we say, do you know what, if you
do seriously need wood, then you probably should just get
wood with woody.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
So and then we.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Jen reflected and everyone goes off to their work.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's nice. I'm glad, I'm in I'm inspiring the whole crew.
But Julia, let's talk. Let's talk about this this season though,
straight off the bat, We've got Hughesy in there, we've
got Reggie from Big Brother, Maddie, Jay, Shana Jack. Who's
going to win? Who's you really call there, Julia?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh my god? Well, I mean, you can never pick
a favorite out of your babies, even though you've always
got a favorite with your babies, but everybody knows someone different.
For me, I can't wait to see more from Gerald
than Hicky. She's one of my whole time favorite human
being legend.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Can I ask you, though, Julia, because there was a
skit actually on the first episode last night of you
and Robert going into the jungle as contestants. It was
very funny, really really good. So I fully appreciate you're
the host of the show and yet and you have
been for a while. You're doing an a stellar job.
But would you do you ever actually go into the
jungle as a contestant.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm not sure I have that sort of resilience. I
don't know. There is so many challenges. I'm kind of
over challenges in my mind. I just worked out today.
I think I've been on the television for forty years.
He Oh wow, Julia started when I was seventeen. I'm

(03:23):
turning fifty seven. Wow, So I'm like, do I really
need to go and eat yet another buffalo penis?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I reckon Hugh's. He's been in the industry for about
as long as you, Julie. Did you pass that advice
onto him before entering the gym?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
He knows there's buffalo penis everywhere around here for him.
He knows it's coming for him like a steam train.
So no, Hugh, He's handed himself over to the process. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Actually, all the contestants, you know, they're so far they're
getting involved. There's been no complaints yet, know how very
bare you This is no way to start. We are
putting a brand new camp made in tonight. Who in
tonight's trial is bitten multiple times by multiple super scary animals,

(04:13):
bitten and bitten and bitten again.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
So sorry, this person isn't in the jungle yet. Can
you give us a clue as to who they are?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh? Godjic, it is a general move and I feel
like he is a news up Welshman but not originally
amazing Australian.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Russell Oh my god, Russell Crowe.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Crow in the jungle you imagine. You know what if
it's Russell Crowe, I've hit a personal apex in my life.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah yeah, I mean he'd eat buffalo penis. All right,
Well look Russell Crausta after he would cost a bit
Russell Juli would now because that would have been a
much better hook than you.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Know, he could much rather revealed it with that.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
When you bad pits in the jungle tonight, you're going
to say it. Yeah, that's Julia, it's fair.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Absolutely, even I might say the words tonight, you never know.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Just keep selling it. That would be my advice. Lie,
if you've learned anything from Yes, we do that, we
do that.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I mean it's pretty hard call. Like last night, I
go home after our you know, this very casual fourteen
our day, and and I found a tick in my bed.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I had to pick a chick out of Adam Kirney's
pubes when I was in the jungle, which is weird
because you can clearly reach that it's on the front
and I only realized that after mid Yeah, definitely closer
to the undercarria the but yeah, yeah, yeah, but again
he could.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, you certainly do not want to tick climbing
up and in through the Shorts.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No you don't.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Great your voice Russell Crowe in the Jungles Verse ten
and ten, play great to your voice.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Mate, love your God, my darling, your mate Woods. Over
the break, I went out to one of the I think.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think it's still the best restaurant in Melbourne, even
though it's very unassumed.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's my favorite restaurant in Melbourn Qvist in the city.
It's just great. It's like casual the Third's great, super reliable.
Have a dollar sound effect there, Mary, No, they don't.
They don't need No, they don't need any dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's run by this guy called Andrew Calhoun's Trader House,
which also does what doesn't it do now, gimlet meet Smith.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, it's it's it's a very what I'm basically what
Tom saying is he doesn't need any money or any pray. Sure, yeah,
he's killing it. He's doing on the enterprise is enormous now.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And that's also.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Worth mentioning because it's going to become funny a bit
later on. So I go to Cumulus with sim it's
our fath Bay scuffle.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I have a great time actually, and like Dad, and
I like and I like talking about food and wine.
So I've seen the two of you lock horns with
smeli years we didn't you do you lock do? To
be fair, I'm averse to confrontation, So when you challenge
a smellie on the background of a wine I have
never had.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
So I called Dad afterwards to tell him that it
was a great meal. And look again, this isn't gonna
This isn't going to mean a lot to many people listening.
But it might mean something about EP Kevin poop pants.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
But I can't wait to say. Cumulus has effectively become
the cellar door for bass Philip. What is the best
is what's the best felling?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's winery in Gibbsland, very famous winemaker in Gibbsland anyway,
So it's become the cellar door for.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
For bass Philips. So called Dad. Oh God, if you're
losing me, I'll tell you what. No one wanted to
know that this restaurant had becomes the cellar door the
straight No one wanted to know. Cool.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You can get like a twenty eleven reserve anyway, So
what is that that's a glass of wine? Yeah, he's
one of the best piano makers in the world anyway,
So it's become the celador for bast phelp.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
So I actually called dad.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't know what other people's conversations are like with
their dad, but chat because you were excited about it.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I knew that he'd be excited about it. Okay, you know,
think about it.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's like if your dad, you know, if you see
a screwdriver on special at buttings and you know, yeah, right, yeah,
your dad. I called my dad about celadors. Yeah, you
call your dad about a screwdriver. I got my dad
about solid doors.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
So that's where we connect. So I called him to
tell him this, and I was raving about it. He
was raving about the restaurant with both raving about the restaurant,
and then he said, but funnily enough, mate, last time
I went there, despite all of this, I didn't have
a great time or that something was slightly off with
the food.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And I was like, oh, what what was wrong with
the food?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
And he said, I just like one of the salad
dressings was was imbalanced.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Imbalanced, yeah, and I said too much vinegar. Well, who knows, mate.
He had a little gesture of the acidity was he
was he doing that?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
He just didn't just didn't rub him the right way.
So I said, oh, that's a shame, and he said, yeah, no,
it was a shame. I made sure I wrote to
them about it.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, he didn't, And I was like, you know he
did an email.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well I do think it was an email. I don't
think it was an email. But and then he said,
and they were really good about it, and I was like, oh,
what what is it with like as a parent, I'm
going to you know, just happily happily stereotype here? What
do they think they're getting out of because I mentioned

(09:29):
before and you thought I was doing it for no reason.
The restaurants that this guy owns, and I don't know
if he addressed Andrew McConnell directly. I don't know where
he would have got the email, but he's gone to
the website this guy owns I'm going to say, probably
the biggest best restaurants in Melbourne, and now I'm looking
at it. They're opening up in Sydney and in Brisbane.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Like can't balance a salad though, but he can't balance.
Wanted to let him know about it, and a salad
you'll never get there McConnell. And but he didn't. Dad
just didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Dad didn't tell the waiter at the time, like send
it back, I'll write to them.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, there's something. There's something about So I've seen this
with Mim. And it's funny you say parent because yeah,
as soon as she became a mother, all of a sudden,
she became this I'm going to write a letter. I'm
going to write a letter when she wants to make
a complaint. And I think it's that idea of I
need to make sure this gets to the top. And
it's like, I don't know. Parents just have a lot
of pent up anger. I think I don't know if they.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Don't just say it at the time, like they go,
it's like they know, it's like they're doing a house inspection, noted, Yeah,
to come up and that'll come up in the report.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well, for Mim, she thinks with time to craft a letter,
she'll be able to more dating and more exactly right,
the keyboard Warriors, So so Mim, for example, it was
when we were taking Remy for walks early in her life,
and whenever there was a branch that was like slightly
obstructing the path. Mim would write, yeah, photos, yes, shees photos.

(10:59):
And then one time she made me like like do
a reenactment of walking with the PRAM and being like
we don't get through but.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Like lot like page Yeah, seriously and of the most
petty things. And that's what I want to hear about.
What did your parents write in to complain about I'm
thirteen one and six five?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, great, give us a call.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
We'd love to hear me write it next one with them?
What we are back here? Twenty twenty five? I want
to know what your parents wrote in wrote a letter?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
They might have written letter. I mean, I'm not even
sure how I seal addressing is it can be.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It can be imbalanced one hundred percent, but there's no
doubt about that. But I wouldn't be writing to them
about it would And that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Thirty six Who wants us to go to the coll
just read it before I'm sorry real? Guess what did
he get in response? Because he said they were great?
He said they were great about it? Yeah, what do
they say? I think they were like, oh, so sorry,
next time, just the house.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
No, it's for life, no, no, no, but like as yet
as we're talking about, like, don't write to us later.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, yeah, tell us at the time and we can
fix it. So I just said, thanks, thanks, thanks so much.
Just balance it next time. Let's go to Okay, Okay,
this is this is your ex who wrote a lot complaining.
That was your excerpt? Was it a father with their father?
Are their father?

Speaker 6 (12:10):
They are?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay? Interest because we've got a theory that only parents
are the ones complain, so this proves that theory further.
But Kate, what did they write about?

Speaker 6 (12:19):
They had to go? We were at a McDonald's drive
through and how to go at the sixteen year old
kids saying I don't know how you guys get away
with selling drinks through the drive through.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
What's wrong? What's wrong with drinks and the drive through?

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well, the drink driving laws. You can't have any drinks
while you're driving Donald's McDonald's. Yeah, no alcohol, No, he's
got a drink driving meant not having a drink while
you were driving.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Hilarious, hang on, hang on, hang on. Sorry, your ex
has lived his entire life thinking that he could have
no fluid while driving?

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Are you? That is sorry? Okay, that is the wild
thing I've ever heard in my life? When when was
the moment they're thinking out that you're allowed water?

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Probably after he was pulled.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Over for a drink, so he just had the comes listen,
I've had a drink. I'm so sorry. I've had like leaders,
i was parched. I'm on a road trip. Okay, Kate,
you just said it. There's more? What do you mean?
What else? What other dumb things has he done?

Speaker 6 (13:21):
He wants named the tax office to tell them he
was working for cash.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
For cash. I haven't paid a text for twelve years,
just so, therefore we'll leave it with you. Oh, I
love him anymore.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
He asked me what size shoe he bore. After we
broke up, he called, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I have a look at you. Shore you more?

Speaker 6 (13:45):
Okay, guys, I had three kids to him, Oh.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
God, these guys are gift the keeps giving. Thanks for
the cool Kate, that was awesome shoe I quick one. Hey,
we are talking about riding in what your pairs wrote
in and complained about though, Melissa, Yeah, you complained about
the size of something.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yes, I complained about the size of Kingston's biscuits. There
was convinced so getting smaller. Sitting home with my well child,
I was getting smaller.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
So do you think let them.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Know you right? Do you think the cheese was getting
smaller or the cracker or both cheese?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
No, it was Kingston, the biscuit and the chocolate getting smaller.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, Melissa, are you just to you?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I apologize? Sorry? Reallysa, I just had a Kingston that's
one hundred twenty five percent smaller, bloody hell yeah something.
They can't have a crack at artists. I'm just going
to Melissa, got to hear it's going to put it down?
Did they not? Seriously we got issues with artists? No,
we had an issue with them, Melissa. Thanks Melissa. Look

(14:53):
just a quick one though. If anyone has an old,
like a really old what's the biscuit called Kingston? If
anyone's an old Kingston, bring it in nothing we need
to compare it. No, I was going to have an
old Kingston my grandma seventeen. My grandma would really yeah
she kept stuff like that. What do you mean she
kept if she did? Yeah? Yeah, Now well she hasn't
got it anymore. Mate. Let's go to Liam Kingston's not

(15:15):
Let's go to Later Kingston fifteen. Sorry Liam, we're going
to keep moving here.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
We forget, we get a bit slow after we had
a break. You've received a complain someone wrote to you.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah, I was doing a bit of advertising for my company.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
I run a pool maintenance company, and she rang me
up just to tell me that my name wasn't crowadive
enough and she wouldn't be using.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Me as in the name of your business or like
your name Liam.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Just the name of my business.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
What's the name of your business?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Just my surname, just webs Pools.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's lazy. It is lazy, web stop standard. I'm not
hiring you with that. It's lazy. Giveing me a give
a be one right now, will Pool, you're a pool
cleaning service? Watching you call him? Huh pools rush in?
You know you know that I've been in war with

(16:16):
the cancer with my dad. Just being real quick, my
dad organized some will and woody banners to be put
up around the oval of the local cricket club that
is affiliated with station. Actually paid money for that. And
that's interesting because of the council. The council put in
a complaint pretty much straight away. It was up for
three days. Apparently a number of dog walkers made a complaint.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
To which were our audience, I mean the audience that
we were guaranteed of with the people playing cricket and
then the.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Dog walkers, What did we actually go with, Like on
the branding on the signs, what did it say in
the end, So it said Will and Woody for the
cover Drive home brilliant. I mean that was outside. And
they had no issue with the humor there, all the
punt they were like unbelieva hilarious, but they had issue
with the actual imagery of you and me. So we're
kind of like we do have how tops off? Tops off?

(17:08):
We're in like a pretty flamboyant kind of color. You're
in a you're in a light red, I'm in a purple.
But yeah, look the tops are off. I think that's
the main part. And they're kind of like, you know,
there's it's sex.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You've had to think of one thing weird to say
that about ourselves, but we've heard other people say that
it's quite sexy.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's a sex cells sort of a shoe that was
the plan chains sunglasses, which is cool, yes, anyway.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
And we're you know, like, you know, I'm trying to
give my best sexy look and you've got your hands
down your pants, so I think again.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
But we've never these have chest Their looks good and
I like chest there. Thank you for bringing that up.
But these these billboards have been around the country. No
one has ever made a complaint but the council, that
is true. Has anyone else ever complained about our imagery? Yes,
but not not for like naked? To be fair, we

(18:02):
actually have so why would they complain if it's not
for naked reasons? Just we hate this show? Take it down,
no comment?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Wow, we never actually had a billboard, don't actually don't
push our image out anywhere, so this is probably why
they didn't.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You know, we don't to learn why they didn't do it.
Probably a good move from the company anyway. So basically
the cancel said, need to take them down their offensive.
The Q Cricket Club wrote back, just said the full
name of the cricket club. Think that's okay? And they
said it's a sign depicting two men basically topless bob
with his hands down his pants. It is an image
that many people have spoken to have said makes them
feel a bit uncomfortable. All right, The creet club wrote back,

(18:38):
you does it make you feeluncomfortable?

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh wow, I shouldn't have signed off on it. Why
was this our promo shot for a full year? I
think what we're fine is the cancels exactly right, and
we should never have No. I love it.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Who does one of the girls in the team And
at least, what do you think is it the shot
make you feel uncomfortable? No?

Speaker 6 (18:57):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
The voice went high, it did high, very eye pitch.
Did the marketing team allow this? Everyone? No one told
us this, no one. You know, every single guest who
comes in here, men comment, they comment.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's a big joke though, obviously, but it's almost like,
you know, got to make a joke about it because
I'm feeling so uncomfortable about that. Anyway, this game rand
new producer Georgia Georgia fresh to the show.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
What do you think uncomfortable? Yes? I know. I actually
complained to the Cricket Club. You're one of the dog
walkers there. It is already wolf in Che's clothing.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
This gave me a giggle, though, will so. The Cred
Club basically wrote back saying, can you explain more as
to why this is offensive? The council wrote back, huge email.
There's a full paye email. Jesus Christ. They've they've got
two sets of dot points. Let me read one set.
Let me read sets. Let me read a couple of
dot points. Unnecessary sexualizations, suggestive and innuendo, the perception of
a stereotypical masculine culture. I don't know if like stereotypical men,

(19:56):
we are we being stereotypical in that we were trying
to do the opposite. We're wearing like custom made colorful suits. Yeah,
that's an issue, misalignment with council's community vision in providing
a sustainable and inclusive community. And then basically they were
saying it needs to be outrageous. And then also they
put a bunch of links. Is that not inclusive? They
put a bunch of links down here a few courses

(20:17):
that do they put down some links on a few
courses that the club could do to work on their inclusivity,
their social inclusivity, Like what tell me a course our watch?
Oh no, that's aggressive vic hell Framing Masculinity Message Guide
twenty twenty framing. We've infringed on the Framing Masculinity Guide. Yes,

(20:40):
activate playbook embraced kids. That's the weird name Sport and
Recreation Inclusion Guide. These are all links wow or about Yeah,
yeah they're wow gone to town but wow. So this
went on for like weeks and weeks emails back on
all of this, but we actually see it. Well, Dad

(21:00):
joins us on the line. I mean, he doesn't have
a lot of genius ideas, but Dad thought of a
great idea to solve the whole issue, to make sure
that our signage was still on there. Because money has
changed hands, the company hasn't all the sponsorship. Dad, do
you want to tell everyone what your solution was?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Absolutely? Thanks for having me on a very traumatic time.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Will I can tell you that was going to meetings,
like face to face meetings with the council.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Representing you too and justifying your position. But now here
your position is sort of unexpectedly more on the side
of the council.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
But that was interesting. That was interesting. Why didn't just
any yes.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Okay, anyway, so we had the deadline with the deadline
world was said, Okay, five o'clock on Wednesday, it is
just before Christmas. If you don't take that sign those
signs down, we're going to rip them down. So I
was playing a game golf that day, so I didn't
want to interfere with the golf case. So at about
fifteen minutes before the deadline, and we got on the
phone to the council and what what if we did this?
What if we got painted chained the image a little

(22:05):
bit with some paint and made them look like, you know,
white shirts or something like that, and must have our surprise.
They said, yeah, that could be acceptable, but you must
have the white T shirts lower than the waistline to
cover that other blokes with his hand down the front
of his pants.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
So we want that T shirts.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yes, So and they said, we don't want this to
be an amateur job. We wanted professional artist to do
the work. So we reassured him that we'll get the
resident artists with the show to go down there and
do it and all will be sweet. So the next
day I went down there with a tin of white paint. Sorry,

(22:47):
well this could this is a bit of a cringe,
white paint brush. And then on the two sides, I've
actually painted over your bare chests, painted over your gold chains,
and with the waistline, it's a waist line down too,
so that Woody's hand is no longer protruding down towards
his coin, and I actually had a whisper from the

(23:09):
dog walkers.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Since I don't have a handle though, that's all right,
Oh yeah, your I'm just I don't look like I
look like hook. I look like hook? When when when
is changing over? His look like an hevye? That's fine,
just a stub. I've just got a stub of this

(23:33):
is Willam Woodies.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yet it's different.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Tickets on sale now.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, So look, they bought this idea while we're on
a break the lovely people at the AO, and I'm
happy about it, but look it might prove a bit complicated.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
So today we are.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Going to do a test run of ball Beats, which
is basically trying to make a tune only using canisters
of tennis balls from the Austrain Open by the way,
they done lot ball from the Austrain Open Wood. He
has vigorously sniffed every one of these cans, which'll be
I think you might ever.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
See it in our socials if that's legal. But it's
a beautiful smell. There's no smell like it. Will It's
that and busses for mine. What's your favorites.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
So I'm going to I'm going to go today is
the audition, because we don't know how this is going
to go.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, and I'm going to be honest with the producers
and flag that I think this could be a train wreck.
Yeah they've all said that. Yeah, but we like, quite
clearly this idea won't work. You're ruining it for everyone.
So I'm going to do a couple of test songs today.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
People want to play ball beats Will and Woody dot
com is where you go and register, and we'll do
the first game tomorrow. But they're just seeing an idea
of how it's going to go tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Listening now, because you'll get an idea of what the
balls sound like as Will beats them microphone.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
No no, no, no, all right, let me just check
this microphone on.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Here we go. That's my stage mic. Oh yeah, all right,
all right, here we go, like Hugh Jackman in a musical,
So and or anyone who's all right, here we go.
So first, yeah, I'm going to guess deliberately I will
be playing I'll be playing balls tomorrow, but I'm deliberately
just stepping away just because I'm playing ball Beats playing

(25:21):
ball beats tomorrow when you play with your balls tomorrow
or not made of your property. So so all right,
so here we go. So I'm going to play a song.
It's just a temperature check. Yeah, great, okay, because with
how complicated the songs can be. First song to get

(25:48):
an raising glass pink? Was that one? What are you
doing the drums? Are you doing? Are you are you
doing the drum part or are you just trying to
sound like the song? That was the melody? Did you hear?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Raise your glass more? And I don't? One else was
hat but that that was That was the first one.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
All right.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
The next one, here we go this president actually performing
at the AO. So that's a bit of a hint. Okay,
God have you do like biggest?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Remember I guess the song this is ball beats all
thanks to the Australian Open Now regretting boring this.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
They're gonna calling there on the fire if you guess
the song teach to live all the men's open fire
and the women's rank tyly he's cool, run the Yeah,
we love Craig. All right, here we go. Second song here, Focus,
come back Focus, This is bad We've lost it, but

(26:44):
they were always wondering when were we gonna lose it? Okay,
I p t smart chat.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
You've gone an ad that was TikTok Cashers performing.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
We've got tickets to her. If anyone can crack this game,
all right, hang on, I've got I think I'm gonna
have to scale it back. Hey Poe, what happens if
no one can guess the tickets? I'm scaling back? Here
you go.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
This is easy, Okay, cross buns, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Baby, Yeah, come on, get him off the pine, get
till on. We're back. So tickets, I think it's Craig
Chilly could be charged. I think it's a double l
there anyway, Tickets to the.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Use the a ball Bed's gotta get credit out of here,
mate sponsored bit Austrain Open HiT's different tickets on sale
now and yeah register Willingwood dot com grow to get
a player for what could be the easiest competition in radio.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Tickets to the finals. Giving him away will John five
and JeOS do they regret it? And the gloves are
after the AO wil But we love the Australian Open.

(28:15):
But g wiz, there's a little bit of a war
that's going on between Channel nine sports reporter Tony Jones
and Novak Djokovic. So I'm sure a lot of people
are across this. Novak is now getting booed, he is
refusing to do interviews on courts. Well he was getting booed.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
But can I say I was actually a Djokovic game.
I was at the Jovich game last night. Here we
go and he gets he gets jied, he got jid
well before.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
This, that's true. It's always been like a polarizing.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
In Melbourne in particular, he has been he has been
a villain because you know, he was he was always
the young upcoming gun and Federer was always the darling
of Melbourne Park.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yes, and not forget he refused to the vaccine COVID star.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
The vaccine thing really ticked off. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know,
the most lockdown city in the world at the time.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
And he has for.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Those reasons, love him or hate him, being a polarizing figure.
So yes, I think that that is the context that
I think is worth mentioning. Is he is forever and
always and again, whether you like it or not. And
I think that there's a sense of nobility about it
as well. Is he stands for what he believes in
he stood up to a whole country when it came
down to the COVID thing.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yes, and he will continue to do that with whatever
it is. He won't people please at all, Willie, he
never does. And Tony Jones, the Channel nine sports reporter,
he poured just a little bit of petrol on that
situation when he was reporting for Channel nine and there
were some Serbian fans behind him making a whole bunch
of noise.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, yes, yes, And before we play the audio, because
I find this story face.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
There weren't just Serbian fans milling behind him.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
You and I have done enough TV crosses or used
to be the Channel ten whip specialist.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Absolutely look it out of the project Friday Night to
its expensive sixty second bloody segment organized six cameramen around
all Australia talking about the local dogs.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Youre talking about the logo dojo but as you know,
get a crowd going behind you. Yes, this is the
other piece of vinegar and pussy milk for mine here
is that one of the senior producers has clearly walked
over to a bunch of Serbian people and gone, hey, guys,
no reason, but can you just come and stand behind
the cameras and start chanting.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yes, give it some energy, give it some color. That's
what the TV people want. They're like movement on the streen.
He's a little bit duped by it. Yes, So with
all that in mind, here's what Tony did live when
he was reporting from the AA.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
The Novak Djokovic fan's there in full voice.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, the chances are quite extrediny Novak, He's overrated, Novaks
has been no back kick him out, boy, I'm glad
they can't hear me. You whiz so johnpers he's gone
for it. He's gone for the gag. He's obviously joking,
but he's gone for the I almost think the first
two I was like, oh, yeah, overrated that the go

(31:05):
what the last one was kick him out? He referred to.
He says Novak's overrated. Novak he's has been. Yeah. I
think that's fine. I mean it's like, that's a bit
about Novak.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Kick him out felt like a bit of a COVID throwback,
not to remember the vaccination incident, and that's the one
that maybe but before you get into the kind of
the specifics of the wording, yeah, it is also like
a lost in translation gag, like it's a dub over gag.
What do you mean it's a it's a I'm going
to say something that you're not saying because I can't.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Techstand your gag. Comedy one. I won absolute absolute classic.
You're speaking Serbian. I don't get it all translated, but
I'm joking absolute classic and t J. That's why he's
the best. But so if it's so Novak Novak, obviously
he's across this. I don't know how Novak gets across this,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Those ballistics, So can I just say, by the way,
for Chomper's career, this is huge because everywhere an international sense,
actually he's getting written down as a famous sports journalist.
I'm I'm pretty sure when Novak addressed the camera, he
called him a star.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, well, actually, so this is novak job. But hitd
a press conference because he refused to do an on
court interview without mate Jim Courier. He kind of like
took the microphone said something, but he refused to do
an interview because he's now kind of anti Channel nine reporters.
And then at a press conference, this is what he said.

Speaker 10 (32:23):
A couple of days ago, the famous sports journalist who
works for official broadcaster Channel nine here in Australia made
a mockery of Serbian fans and also made insulting and
offensive comments towards me. Since then, he chose not to
issue any public apology. Neither did Channel nine. So since

(32:46):
there are official broadcasters, I chose not to give interviews
for Channel nine. I have nothing against Jim Courier, neither
the Australian public.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Worth mentioned as well how the Serbian Embassy has now
weighed in calling the comments disrespectful and inappropriate and.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
They want him act. They want him act Elbow Albo
as well, whose side is Albow? I think he just
said something broadly around people need to be more gentle
and kind.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Of classic politics.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I think he might have cooked it when he made
a comment about the beach cabanas recently, so he's just
he's just waiting right.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
About that as well. Yeah, there's comments online that are
coming through. Tony Jones is called it banter and humor
only if you're a Bergin. That's from someone commented on
the video. But so Tony Jones this morning, he was
on the Today Show and I feel like with the
weight of everyone being offended, by this, and obviously Serbian
embassy is now weighing in. He he's gone for I mean,

(33:42):
I guess this is an apology, but you have a
listen yourself. This is very much of backhanded apology.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
I stand by that apology to Novak if he felt
any disrespect, which quite clearly he does. The comments were
made on the news on the Friday night, which I
considered to be banter.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I considered it to be humor.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't I don't necessarily mind him going for a joke, right,
Like he's doing a tiny news cross. He's gone, get
to get the Serbian fans behind me. I'm doing live TV.
Here's a gag.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
You don't think about it too much. Obviously he's overset
the mark. There's no doubt about that.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I think, you know, particularly talking about the greatest player
of all time.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
You know, let's include that as well, Like this guy
is the champion of Melbourne Park. Sure, and he's made
a kick him out gag.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Like yeah, yeah, sure, there's racial undertones, and I think
he just needed to say immediately afterward. I think that's
what Novak was annoyed about, because he was like, I've
contacted them, I've said say sorry.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
They haven't said sorry? Yeah, yeah, whoops? So would you
have said sorry straight up? Your TJ? You've gone with
that head, You've put the teeth for you, put the
mic down, You've plenty l TJ done it again back
to you guys in the studio, would you have said
sorry straight away? With all this going on and with
all those facts at hand.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, if Novak Djokovic contacts me or his people contact me,
I think just bottom line is I think general rule,
even if you don't think they should have they should
have been offended.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
If someone says they're offended, that's all the matters. Just
say sorry. Now I saw you say that. But here's
the thing. Now we are going to go to a song.
But you have made a number of faux pas in life,
and I do keep a record of your faux pass.
You do put your foot in it a little bit.
I don't make a couple of faux pas. And I'm
just interested to know if you apologize for these faux parts,

(35:29):
be bit to break it up? Okay, Now I'm actually
not one hundred per cent surey if this was you
or not, I like breaking it up with a bit
of bird baby breakup. Okay, first one again, not one
hundred per cent sure if this was you might have
been it might have been a relative once. Accidentally, you're
just quoting me. No, no, no, no, I thought you had
an audio here. No, no, no audio. It's going to be

(35:50):
like no, this is just you're gonna have to trust
me that you actually did these things. And I know,
look guys, he's going to try and the grain of salt.
All right, Yeah, okay, far accidentally posted a nude photo
of yourself online? Did you apologize for it? I didn't
do that, Yes, you did. I think you did. I
think there was a you put it on Twitter? What

(36:10):
where Twitter? Where was it?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
But where was I? I think it was a beat shot.
Now did you if you ever posted a photo of
yourself nude online? You did? Remember that time? I took
the shot? Okay? It might be another news story that's
going around anyway. All right, next one, next one, scraping

(36:35):
the barrel? Yeah, here we go. Yeah, okay. Did you
apologize when Ryan Maloney, who famously plays Jared Rebeccy the
Toadfish on Neighbors? Did you apologize to him when he
walked in here? And you referred to him only as
Jared Rebeccy, assuming that was his real name, and then

(36:57):
when it was identified that you were calling him by
his character's name, I had to pause because you didn't
actually know what his real name was. I did know.
I don't think I did apologize in that moment. Interesting
it was you offended him. He's a great actor, He's
been in a number of productions. What else is he? Ryan? Well,

(37:17):
don't you put this back on me? Ryan? Don't you
on me? Which is his real name? Man from Snowy River?
He was horse, Yes, he was. No, I didn't apologize
for that. Are you done with me?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Got one more? Okay, did you apologize? This is a
previous job for a previous employer, and I want to make
that very clear. Did you apologize when you claimed to
be sick to get out of a work event but
then a photo was posted if you online nude and
on a bend? You also took that photo? I did it,

(37:53):
working man. It was one of our our co host
putting on a yoga event for the morning
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