March 24, 2025 • 35 mins
- Unite to take flight
- Why do you not speak to a sibling?
- Guy Montgomery
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Fly United Airlines to explore more of the USA. Book
your trip at United dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Ah, what you know?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, Will and Woodies units can take flights. Alright, we
did this all last week. Basically, we give you the
celebrity first name. You have a crack at the first
surname that comes to your mind to match that first name.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, and you are hoping to unite yes with me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, that's right, So you will also say a celebrity surname.
If you say the same celebrity surname you United, you
get one point. Right. So the winner, the person who
has done this the most amount of times, was Alana.
She got six points. She's currently in the lead, which
means that she today could be going to Los Angeles,
all thanks to United Airlines. Fly you know Airlines to
explore more of the USA. Book your trip now at
(00:59):
United dot Com. Alana joins us right now, Alana, you
are in the lead. Alana, How does it feel?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Am I in the league?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You are current? Good to know you've been following the
show this last week.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Still still one person to play though.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh my god. Okay, well, let's cross our fingers that
they get it. All wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are you confident that six is enough?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I wasn't, but I am, but I'm not, but I'm
hoping that I'm not here just to be geed up.
The fingers cross they get it wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, we're all going to find out if it's a
up or not. Because Jess joins us. Jess, you are
playing today and you said that the trip to LA
would be your honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So you think you're a more deserving winner than Alana,
who currently.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Holds after what she said?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, get the claws out, girls, let's do it all right.
So it is a trip to LA. It's your spending money,
it is your accommodation in Los Angeles, all thanks to
United Airlines. Jess, are you ready to unite and take flight?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay? What he's going to put his headphones on, so
he's out of this, Jess, You've got thirty seconds to
say as many celebrity surnames as you possibly can.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Now, I will remind you, Jess before we get into this,
that Elana got fourteen. She went through fourteen names in
thirty seconds. So first name that comes to your head
is the key and that will give you enough names
for Woody to try and unite with you on at
least six. Okay, speed is the key. Okay, it doesn't
(02:31):
matter if you get it wrong. Just get a name
out there would be my advice. Are you ready? Yep,
let's do this, okay, Rachel Keenan, Margaret That, Jack Black,
Olivia Newton, John Tom Hank, Sean Mendez, Leo.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Nardo, DiCaprio, Mariah Kerry.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Simon, David Beckham MILLI not all right, you've got a
feel out there. I reckon you got I think you
got ten or eleven out there, which is pretty buddy
and President when he wanted to take his headphones off you. Now,
(03:23):
I'm just finding out, just going to double check those names.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
That's necessarily not a word anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What was that? I'm just going to double check the
first one, the first one. You're you're you're saying that
you didn't get someone out there, didn't you?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, the first one, I have no idea, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, I wasn't sure who that wasn't anything that was
a real thing. All right, we're gonna knock that out. Okay, Yes,
so all once we knock out the first one, three, six, nine,
ten names.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, yes, okay, you've given you have a good chance there, Yes,
ten is good.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Keeping in mind that Alana is the winner currently with
six points. If you and Woody unite with six or
more points right now, Jess, yep, you get flights a
com spending money to go to l A. Woody Margaret
Thatcher correct, bloody?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hell? Yes, we're on. Wow, you and me are thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Who's another Margaret?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Really it's a bit of a rare name.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That is a good question, court, Sure, sure, moving on?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sure it's called auth there.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That'd be a great should pay that on Friday? All right?
Woody yes, Jack.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Black? Yes, Oh my god, oh my I almost said Sparrow.
That would have been bad.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How are you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Feeling, Jess, I'm feeling good so far.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, eight to go? You two from two, Alana? How
are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm very very nervous.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Remember I don't want six or less? What do you
can't play favorites here? My friend?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's impossible to play favorites?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I reckon? I'm just you're in it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I'm just calling it how it is for my brain.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Olivia Rodrigo incorrect.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Coleman, did you go Coleman Newton?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
John? Oh, yeah, of course, sweetheart. Of course Tom Hanks
has to be Yeah, it had to be. Wow. She
whizz three from four, three more, Jess, you're going to
Los Angeles? Sean Penn?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Who's the sewann there?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Menders?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh Mendys of course, bloody hell Menders. Sorry, are you
a bit younger?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yes, yeah, I'm thirty three.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Okay, no you're not, so we should be thought. I
thought Mendy's was too young for us in our thirties.
But yeah, okay, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Little spring chicken over here. All right, Jess, five names
to read out? Would he get three of them? It's
a tie, okay. Leo DiCaprio, bang, oh my, what do
you get two more? You've got four names to go.
Mariah Kerry has to be oh my, oh my, okay, Jess,
(06:19):
you've got five one more and it's all tied up. Alana,
how are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm like, really really nervous now this is closest. Yeah, yeah,
really nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't think she actually got only one name to
read out. On a second, I'm just got to check
my accounting records here only one. I've only got one
name to read out, but she got ten.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So we have to So, Jess, we have to get
this in order for this to go to a tie breaker?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Is am I reading this correctly?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
If Jess gets this, you go to a tie breaker, Lord,
if you get this to go to a tiebreaker. If
you don't get this, it goes to l a flight's accommodation.
All thanks to Night of Airlines. I'm sorry about that.
We had a real moonlight versus Lalla Land moment. There
all right, here we go? Would he David?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, d Kovney.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It could have been arbor, could have been swimmer. Really,
David King could be David King, the former premiership player
for the Kangaroos in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Could be this big Netflix series on a David earlier,
Big Netflix series on David Dave Chappellee David David at
the statue statue of David's got a great right foot.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh no, oh no, begs.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh no, Alana, you're going a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh my god, Yes, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god, real roller coaster. I was sad for Jess.
Now I'm happy for you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're going mate, flying only on to explore more of
the USA butt your trip at United dot Com.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Jess.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm so sorry, but as promised, I will and Woody
mug will be mailed to you, yes, with his face
on it, so you can throw it against the wall
whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'll send you some mix files as well.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, and Will.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I find it really sad that Prince William and Harry
they're just not talking and there's a rift there.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I thought I thought it would have come to an
end by now.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, I mean two years called and once It's story
back while we're talking about this as well.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
The reason we're talking about it, Will good Burn, the
reason we're talking about it is to be on a
slow newsday. No no, no, it's because it is potentially about
to be solved by none.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Other than your man, my man, Snoop Doggie.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Drop it like guitar drop it like guitar drop it.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Like Snoop Doggy Dog has come out today and he's like,
I'm gonna play peacemaker.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm going to bring the boys back to he invested.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
So apparently, Harry once reached out to Snoop Dogg to
perform at Will's Bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
How good is that?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Like the idea of.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Snoop Dogg performing at Prince Will's bachelor party is just
enough to make you drool. But so he was unable
to do that so because he was unavailable. But he
said after that, he was like, please let me know
if you ever want me to perform.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I really like you guys.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
And then he's basically said he's had this interview with
Sunday Mirror and he's basically said, they're brothers, man. Anything
that gets them in the same room and being brothers
again will be worth it. Life is too short to
not make things right. Amen, And if I love it,
he refers to himself in third person, he goes, and
if Snoop can help heal that relationship, then let's do it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So he's basically said, he said that's Forrell in that one.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's just tipulate.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Is that justilate.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Here?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He comes there is.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Anyway anyway?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So Snoops basically said, boys get in touch, let's get
in a room.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm going to play peacemaker.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Love that, but I just thought, you know, I want
to kind of step into the lab here and just
kind of see, you know, is snoop dog a good peacemaker.
And first off, I need some people who have ever
not spoken to a sibling before. So thirteen one oh
six five is our number.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wow, I taking a turn.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Uh, now we're gonna be light here.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It's just anyone who has had a situation where they
haven't spoken to a sibling before.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Again, there's obviously some serious ones that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
In which maybe you give me a light example.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Sure, I spent at least four months not talking to
my brother when he convinced me that at our local
park there was an AFL scout. It was my dream
to be an AFL footballer. And he would say, Woody, Woody, Woody,
the AFL scouts there. I would go down there fully,
like full kit football boots on, and I would run
four hundreds and then like kick goals literally for two hours,
(11:23):
come back absolutely breathless.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Saw is all hell of this? For weeks?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Right, every time Tom I he's down there again, He's
down there again. I go down there anyway. After a
month he goes it's not a scout, it's an old
man read in the newspaper. Because I thought the newspaper was,
you know, he scouting papers. So I didn't talk to
Tom there for four months. That's a lighter one. So
those are the kinds.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
From when you're a kid. If you haven't voting to
a sibling for a while, it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
So if you've got that, give us. Although having said
that sibling as an adult, well here's another. This one's
an adult one, and I think, and this probably flirts
with the line to be honest with sious, but I
would imagine that you know, when you hear this, I
imagine this led to an entire family not speaking to
each other.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
I'm got a chick going back there ten years ago
now and end up doing a few favors. And I
was at a mother's for years. One year I got
invited to the party and next to you know, I
hooked up with a mother and a couple of weeks
later mum brought me a Harley and things fell apart
between us, and she said I borrow of an attitude
like a twenty eight year old daughter. So a week
later I was free and.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
They fixing a hater ended up saying her for three
years while saying I was running her mother's ex husband's
probably Royston and Richmond, and then the youngest daughter that
I met him always through said you're playing with your mum,
you're playing with your sister.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
You haven't play with me yet, and I always Jake
gets your pretty word. Twelve months ago it.
Speaker 12 (12:48):
Happened, so I imagine that family is not talking here.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The one that came to mind for me was when
you peed in your sister's sippy cup.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, she didn't toad me for a while after that.
And now I want to make it very clear though
that she deleted a very important game that I'd been
working on for months. So I think that's all fair.
But speaking of Ween, I doesn't want to take.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It was it was? It was it Top Spin, the
Tops fin ten.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
It's absolutely I was the world number one and I
was just going into a new year after almost winning
the Grand Slam. I don't need to get into it,
but I was a very good player. She deleted me, Well, yeah,
but it's very it's very young, very young, and she
couldn't use that boot cup anymore. It was a favorite
cup anyway, Speaking of Ween, I didn't want to take
it that way. I hate taking it to the bathroom.
It's not it's not my forehand at all. But my
(13:40):
brother spent an entire summer ween in my heating duct
in my in my bedroom. Now in summer you don't
use the heating duct. So this was this was an
easy crime for him. He was getting away with it.
First day of winter rolled around and I turned on
the heater.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, my room smelt like we for literally three months
it was. I didn't talk to him, though, I'm sure now.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
The reason I'm talking about it Snoop Dogg wants to
end the rift between Prince Harry. I'm not sure if
he's a prince anymore, but Harry and Prince William. He's
offered his services to just get in a room.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, he is a prince still, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I thought he lost the title.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I thought he was. I think he's still a prince.
He's still third in line to the throne.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, wouldn't that be controversial? What if he if he
became king.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
He's not going to he's third in line, Yeah, but
going to go William and George first.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Actually, he's probably fourth in line of them.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
If it ever happened, though, he'd be he'd be ruling
from Vancouver.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Let's go Tom.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And markle wouldn't allow it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I'm not sleaving in Buckingham, Timmy, Timmy, you when your
sister didn't talk for nine months?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What happened? Tim?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
So? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Guys?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
All?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I love your show. It's awesome. Thanks Tim, appreciate it mane.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
So I was next to I'm from New Zone, so
I live over in s ME and I was back
home last year in March, visiting, visiting home, and I
was staying with my sister for a couple of nights.
And anyway, long stow should I got in the shower
and just having a shower, and I got out and
drying myself, and my towel caught onto my nose, piercing
(15:18):
and ripped my nose, piercing straight through the skin light
out the nose and yeah, and so I was basically
gush and blood everywhere, and I didn't really not know
what to do. How you know, siblings, Your siblings helped
you out, sister will help me out. So I sort
of waddled down to her room with half power wrapped
around me and dripping wet and covered in blood, and
(15:40):
started knocking on my sister's bedroom door, and she was
she was actually in there with their boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
They were asleep.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
You could imagine what I was. I didn't I didn't
actually open the door, but I did get a fear
warning not to come in and go yelled at and
I was kind of like I need help, like you
you're going to need to come and help me, and
she was basically like not stop, go away, go away.
And I was like, then I go a little bit
wound up because I was like, sure you can help. Yeah, yeah,
(16:11):
And then she sort of took that rudeness. I guess
that I was when I was in my little situation
freaking out. And yeah, she was supposed to drop me
to the airport. The next morning she went to work
and yeah, nine didn't speak. She didn't speak to me
for nine months.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wow, she didn't speak to you.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Oh I'm twenty three, she's she's twenty five. And yeah,
like I mean, I love speaking to my family. So
I was the one calling her.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm trying to get she's.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
In the role. You never know, do you think you know, well,
you know, he might have ruined something for her one time.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Just continue after it's got a oh, I like that.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Maybe she lost the guy the boyfriend as well, angry
about a knock on the job.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, cropt, let's.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Go to.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I like when we get anonymous callars. I like that
now pretty well? Story, Yeah, anonymous, Hello.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Hi, you currently aren't speaking to your brother?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yes, for at least more than one year, and before
this it was like four or five years we didn't
speak to each other. Why he has been in a
steady relationship every time, like with the recent one with
his partner, and he's in fact had their they had
their first child. But every time he just gets into
extra affairs beyond those steady partners and then somehow, you know,
(17:42):
it reaches me and then it just becomes messy.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
So it's it's.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Hard for me to, you know, see what he's doing
being morally incorrect.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Sorry, sorry, your your brother cha partner? Yes, all the time,
all the time, you know that. So how long since
you've spoken to him recently?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Like I stopped the recent event after that, I haven't
spoken to him for.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
One year now, all right, Well that's wild. So here's
a big question. What was the question that you asked
people to call with for it? Would you like, obviously
you're you want to keep your name anonymous, but what
would you like to ask you?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, Anonymous, if you played a bit of this music
with him, the pimps and the crib.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Drop it like guitar drop it like guitar drop it like.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
You do you think that would mend the situation.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I don't think so. There are some situations unmendable because yeah,
we're fried and passed. Like I did forgive him, but
it's never He's just gone back to his old means.
I don't think you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Can an appropriate question your brother's committing adultery and you know,
playing some snuff tagging it will be all good.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, if Snope can't hear you, then I'm not sure
if that's healable at all.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
All the comedy festivals are on all over the country
at the moment, you might have already seen him. You'd
be liking to catch him if you have, because he's
absolutely popping off at the moment. Guy Montgomery's in the studio.
Oh wow, yeah, I candle the money.
Speaker 13 (19:17):
I can't stop popping off at the moment. You let
to find that when you just come, I.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Haven't popped off like you. You're popping off. I mean
you just you just had a very successful TV show
on the ABC on the Australian podcast, and you're foreign invader.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
You're coming in here very limit your immigration stuff off.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
My that's good even your opinions fly on prime time.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I am who I am man?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Why don't you like popping off? Popping Off's good? No,
I don't like it. I just I just can't freaking
help myself.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Yeah, I'm just trying to get through a day, you know,
and all of a sudden I'm popping off.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
How you got noticing?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I think this is a nice hilariat. Okay to delve into. Okay,
what's the moment where you where you notice that the
popping off is happening?
Speaker 13 (20:10):
It was, Actually, there was quite a nice one last
year after I've been back. I've been home in New
Zealand for a while and I was coming over to
do a show in Adelaide, I think maybe August or September.
And I got Adelaide the airport and I made it.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I was first.
Speaker 13 (20:23):
I know, I was just over for a couple of nights,
so I didn't have any check luggage, so I was
the first one to get to the you know, border
security whatever to give him a bit of paper.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I don't think it's border security. But yeah, what do
you call them?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Just they're at the border's immigration? He is flying from overseas.
You've got US, You've got US security.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's like, bag, you got to get through immigration because
you're a foreigner.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's so.
Speaker 13 (20:53):
I get there and I was like, I give the
guy the car and he goes, oh my god, mate,
I love your show cracking up, and I thought, this
is the best sort of welcome I've received anywhere where.
I could feel there was a change over pretty hostile.
You know, they do the full cavity search and whatnot,
take the side room.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, it might have been.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Actually, yeah, all of a sudden, you're not popping off
during a cavity search. You I was popping up.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I found a lot of stuff that I kicked me out.
So I was enjoying it too much.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I don't understand that, specially you talked about trying to
stay off your phone while driving.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
Yes, how's that going for you? Well, it's you know,
because it's against the law in both countries.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
It's a foreigner.
Speaker 13 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm succeeding. I don't go on my phone when
I'm in the car anymore. You know, I listen to
whatever I'm listening to. I don't change the song because
there's also there's the screens in the cars now.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
So you cannot go on the phone. You can just
go on a bigger screen.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I found that what's the rules around that? What are
the rules around with your screen? TV about it today,
and I was on a silent TV in a waiting room,
so I couldn't quite decipher it. They were talking about
the screen.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So I was in a news story about the screen.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
It makes sense because I'm trying to stay off my
phone more in general. You know, I'm doing a lot
of reading while driving. Now I'm getting to a lot
of the classics. Stayevski, Dickens, other authors whose surname begins with.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It wasn't a prepared but because if it was prepared.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I would have hear more, for sure. For sure, I'm
frantically trying to think of with a D surname.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now, Yeah, we'll find it.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, we'll get there before you leave. We'll find it.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Okay, Well, and there's no rush too. Why don't we
all take thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It was Dawkins Chard.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Richard Dawks Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Just allowed.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I feel like someone in the crowd and when they
were playing no.
Speaker 13 (23:03):
Deal, some might there'll be some Australian author screaming at
the radio right now, it's me, yeah, yeah, we don't
even think out loud.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Let's I know they say this is a big no
no on.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Radio fifteen second style. Try and think of an AFA.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's hard when you're under pressure.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm really sure.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
How do you try?
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh, Trent Dalton, he's a guy who.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Big listener adults.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Good, Hey, we're going to go to a song. I
really do. Anyway, adults, if you're out there, give us
a call anytime. Thirty one and six y five more
with Guy Montgomery up next. I you've got to go
and see him live Nation dot com dot are you.
He's in Melbourne for the next month. He's just told
he's got an air B and B.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Don't do me. I'm not I go to it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Let's talk about the Yes. I know we've spoken about
it before, but I think it is if people aren't
across it. You have got this podcast called the Worst
Idea of All Time Yes, where you watch a really
bad movie over and over again with your co hosts.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
You decide on the bad movie well, I've got to say,
first of all, we just choose. Initially, we just chose
grown ups too, because we thought it's funnier to do
the sequel to a film that maybe shouldn't have been
made than you know, what's worse than the original. Sure,
and then the next year we did Six and the
City two to follow the sequel rule, and then everyone
thought we only did sequels, so we did a different one.
But we I mean, we had to retire the concept
(24:35):
because we're still talking to each other, both Iron and
off Mike.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
We're old now. We started that like eleven years yeah,
and it's.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
A young man's game day and so now, yeah, we
don't do that. We've still got one which we do
with some guys in America who have a podcast called
My Brother and Me called Till Death to Us Blunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's an annual watch and review of paul A Blunt
More Cop two brilliant, and that one is from now
until the end of Liny of Time as the plan.
(25:06):
So we've all got ears or success, So that one's
going to go until someone drops off, they'll die, and
then we'll get a year we'll get a new co
host in and it's going to be quite an interesting
episode that one, and you know, god will Yeah, it's
not you know, thirty forty fifty years.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Every year you're going to meet up with these guys
and talk about.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Paul Black Blaho. That's right. But so because what will happen?
Of course, yeah, we will mourn the loss of our
fallen colleague.
Speaker 13 (25:31):
Yeah, but it'd be great to get some fresh eyes
on the movie.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Because a lot of people listening right now, knowing are
demographic who would have seen Sex and the City two.
How many times have you seen Sex and the City two?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I think that their final telly is fifty six. Okay,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
What and you're talking about every week? So what what
is the thing for you? Top line that just like,
if you to tell someone something about Sex and the
City that is most remarkable to you about that movie,
what would you say?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's two and a half hours long. I think it's
one of the big problems with the movie. Yeah, fair enough,
but you will while you will.
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Clock if you watch a movie enough times, is all
of the main action that's all in focus, and all
the background action they'll have that out of focus. But
if you watch the movie long enough and enough times.
It's sort of like, all of a sudden, the focus
there's a focus pool, and all of a sudden, all
the main action in the front of frame becomes soft
focused and in the background you're picking up on people
(26:31):
are making different choices. Week two weeks screening, the screening,
you know, you're watching all of the cast, the core casts,
you know, the chorus line basically, and you're building out
big stories for them. Where's that person walking that quickly?
Coffee Guy City season two, there's a guy he sits down.
The girls are in a coffee shop. There's a guy
walks into the coffee shop, sits down. You see him
(26:53):
order a coffee, you see himdrink it one, two, three times,
put it down.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Walk out.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's like one minute of actual screen time.
Speaker 13 (27:02):
And you know, like guys like that you're not going
to see if you go to the movies once, you're
not going to see a guy like that.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
We got in touch with him. Yeah, we found it.
We found him. We're tracking out.
Speaker 13 (27:12):
You know, we are giving shine all the unsung heroes
of these sorts of other crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
This season one we had grown ups too.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Patrick Schwartzeneger schwartzeneger Son, he's having a moment popping on.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
He was sort of a bigger.
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Than featured extra. He was there's a frat boy. There's
like four frat boys live by Taylor Lawtner of Twilight Fame.
One of us off side is Patrick Schwarzenegger. We were
totally drawn to him. There was a magnetism. He was
also not turning in a particularly convincing performance. So about
twenty five screenings in a guy comes on and says,
you know, that's Doneld Schwartzenegger's son, and we become consumed
by him. We have a segment on the podcast called
Patty Schwartz Party Time. We're tracking his investments, we're tracking
(27:49):
his relationships, we're reaching out on Twitter. At the end
of the season, we get matching Patrick Schwarzenega tattoos. And
for sort of eleven years, since it's just this miscellaneous
piece of trivia that no one really knows about, it's
on my ass, no one gets to see or really discuss.
And then all of a sudden, he has this huge
Schwarzenegger renaissance. He's back in the public eye, and I'm going,
(28:12):
you don't know, I know this guy. I used to
reach out to did we d him? We used to
d him on Twitch, joking back to you, I got
a direct line. Yeah, he's launched this product recently called
marsh Bars.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He reckons. He's solving Alzheimers with a musliba. He's lost U.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Bars. We got him back on the line. We're saying
we want mysh to sponsor our podcast. He said, what
are you thinking? I said twenty five thousand US dollars
and he said, usually.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
We need to see your numbers before committing to something
like that, and then I deleted Twitter.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
If you want to go and see him, get around
going on it's a great show. Livenation dot com dot
you to see guys show doing Melbourne. I a fresh
out of Ada doing all the other comedy festivals, I imagine. Yeah,
you're doing the.
Speaker 13 (28:57):
Tours Sydney, Perth, it's been Wollongngong, oh ho, but all
the major Newcastle.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Don't call it a center. You sound like a foreigner
live nation.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You should do that exit you were doing. How do
you say foreigners talk again?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
A Welcome to the review. Sleuth would try picking some
very famous places in Australia. We're banned from doing businesses.
Because we put the big banana around Under last week.
That's a business now, yeah, I didn't realize that was.
It's a theme park that had bananas blits best banana
s Blitz in Australia, brownly just in a couple of
makeup credits.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Just a huge banana.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Really when you break it, no, I think it's not
a bad I think it's not a bad banana. It's
a lovely place in the end. Anyway, Look, public places
is what we're sticking to that businesses. So we're going
for Parliament House today. Great and i'd love I will
get how many stars you think it is out of
fight seventeen hundred reviews. The thing that always remains.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Seventeen hundred people have taken the time to write a
Google review for Parliament House.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
That blows my mind. With time.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
There's no real good or service there, just a place
to go and check out.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I do want to comment, like it was funny when
I visited Parliament I did want to comment on it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I had, but you didn't get a phone out account
all right now, I think, I mean I need to
whittle these down a little bit more. But I think
there are kind of five categories to a Google review.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh, that's a lot of categories.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I know it needs it needs a refine, but you know,
I just had the song to come up with them,
and I reckon there's five. So the first one, which
is my least favorite type of review, is the earnest,
the earnest good review. So someone who's just loved it. Yeah,
and it's generally boring. Andrew went to Parliament House a
week ago gave it five stars, said so much to see.
(30:45):
Definitely worth the visit. There's more to read in view
than you realize. The gentleman in the post office was
so informative and because of him we saw much more
than we anticipated. He became very English that he sounds English. Yeah, yeah,
you just you'd never want to meet that guy. I
certain wouln't want to have dinner with him. You'd never
want to meet He's a.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Boring I'd like to have a day with him at
Parliament House.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
That guy's doing five sciences for VC at the end
of school. He sucks, right, he's a niche sledge, you
know the ones you guys do chemistry, biology, Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. It's just a ship, gunboat,
he's just too enthusiastic.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
My second style of review before I get your overall
stars on Parliament House is the person that writes a
scathing review but still gives good stars, which which surprises me.
A mean who wasn't who was a little bit mean?
I said it was very nice. But the politicians here
(31:49):
are lazy idiots who do nothing.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
All right, So he's taking a chance to do a
political swipe at the personnel. But then obviously he's enjoyed
what houses them, So I think that actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Five stars.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, because he didn't have a crack. He didn't have
a crack apartment house. He just goes it's a shame
how politicians suck. But ridiculous lucky that.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Question being like, oh, you know, geez loved kiss one
of one one hate everyone on the air. Yeah, that
just doesn't work. But you can't. You came in and
separate the subject matter from from the vessel that holds
them in. You can't go I love Parliament out, but
I hate the politicians. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You came in and like the building. Though I kind
of get it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, sure you know what I mean, Sure, sure, sure,
But he didn't I mean it sounds like he's commenting
on the architecture, like five stars, five stars, so the
stars are looking good for partment house. The third type
of review that I'm finding is just honest, just straight
up on us. Often a mid a mid tier review
three stars. Brody said only good thing in Canberra, not
(32:46):
too exciting, basically a little less exciting than the opera house.
My friend was also eating a carrot, so very honest.
Three stars from Brady.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Was like a random coming down it.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Then again just honest. Yeah, what you see is what
you get with Brody. And then then we start to
get into probably my favorite category, second favorite category, which
is the people who hate on it. Ah Luca very disappointed.
I walked into the house because my uncle's surname is
Parliament Brilliant. I thought it was his home, but then
(33:16):
there were men dressed in black who randomly tackled me
to the ground and threw me out of the house.
As I called my uncle, he says, yeah, yeah, just
come in. So I tried to come in again and
then get thrown out again and the police come and
find me. I just wanted to see my uncle. One
star brilliant.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
He somehow has an uncle that has convinced him that
that's his house.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Hats off to the uncle, and it's one of the
all time.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Long cons Obvious spent his whole life every Christmas convincing
this guy my last name's Parliament one day you can
come to my house.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's one of the best reviews I've ever read. One star, Yeah,
another one star right here, yeah. Before I get into
my favorite category and last review, lim Yeah called a
head to see if I would be allowed to sight
see here brackets Yeah, because of because of my troubled past.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Oh okay, bit of a checkered past, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I got an affirmation that yes, I would be allowed
on the grounds.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Do you think in that conversation he informed them of
his Yeah, I think so, right, and then he would
He was told.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
That he would not be detained and he would not
be questioned. New line. Guess what happened, guys One star
from limb Yeah yeah. Good to round it out, Luca
two one one star, guys, help, I'm stuck. I'm stuck
in the basement and I ate all the floorboards. Brilliant,
(34:39):
so overall brilliant.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Gee, some people have just too much time on good
that's that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
How many stars Parliament?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, so I would say that it meant hard from
that very small case study, but I would say average
star would be three point five. I reckon because having
been there myself, I loved the big flag pole, big flags,
I may see. The grass is better than expected on
the roof. You're like, how they get the grass on
the roof, that's very cool. Cafeteria disappointing though, so three
(35:08):
four and a half stars piss off.
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
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your trip at United dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Ah, what you know?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, Will and Woodies units can take flights. Alright, we
did this all last week. Basically, we give you the
celebrity first name. You have a crack at the first
surname that comes to your mind to match that first name.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, and you are hoping to unite yes with me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, that's right, So you will also say a celebrity surname.
If you say the same celebrity surname you United, you
get one point. Right. So the winner, the person who
has done this the most amount of times, was Alana.
She got six points. She's currently in the lead, which
means that she today could be going to Los Angeles,
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United dot Com. Alana joins us right now, Alana, you
are in the lead. Alana, How does it feel?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Am I in the league?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You are current? Good to know you've been following the
show this last week.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Still still one person to play though.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh my god. Okay, well, let's cross our fingers that
they get it. All wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Are you confident that six is enough?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I wasn't, but I am, but I'm not, but I'm
hoping that I'm not here just to be geed up.
The fingers cross they get it wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, we're all going to find out if it's a
up or not. Because Jess joins us. Jess, you are
playing today and you said that the trip to LA
would be your honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So you think you're a more deserving winner than Alana,
who currently.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Holds after what she said?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, get the claws out, girls, let's do it all right.
So it is a trip to LA. It's your spending money,
it is your accommodation in Los Angeles, all thanks to
United Airlines. Jess, are you ready to unite and take flight?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay? What he's going to put his headphones on, so
he's out of this, Jess, You've got thirty seconds to
say as many celebrity surnames as you possibly can.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Now, I will remind you, Jess before we get into this,
that Elana got fourteen. She went through fourteen names in
thirty seconds. So first name that comes to your head
is the key and that will give you enough names
for Woody to try and unite with you on at
least six. Okay, speed is the key. Okay, it doesn't
(02:31):
matter if you get it wrong. Just get a name
out there would be my advice. Are you ready? Yep,
let's do this, okay, Rachel Keenan, Margaret That, Jack Black,
Olivia Newton, John Tom Hank, Sean Mendez, Leo.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Nardo, DiCaprio, Mariah Kerry.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Simon, David Beckham MILLI not all right, you've got a
feel out there. I reckon you got I think you
got ten or eleven out there, which is pretty buddy
and President when he wanted to take his headphones off you. Now,
(03:23):
I'm just finding out, just going to double check those names.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
That's necessarily not a word anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What was that? I'm just going to double check the
first one, the first one. You're you're you're saying that
you didn't get someone out there, didn't you?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, the first one, I have no idea, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, I wasn't sure who that wasn't anything that was
a real thing. All right, we're gonna knock that out. Okay, Yes,
so all once we knock out the first one, three, six, nine,
ten names.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, yes, okay, you've given you have a good chance there, Yes,
ten is good.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Keeping in mind that Alana is the winner currently with
six points. If you and Woody unite with six or
more points right now, Jess, yep, you get flights a
com spending money to go to l A. Woody Margaret
Thatcher correct, bloody?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hell? Yes, we're on. Wow, you and me are thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Who's another Margaret?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Though?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Really it's a bit of a rare name.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That is a good question, court, Sure, sure, moving on?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sure it's called auth there.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That'd be a great should pay that on Friday? All right?
Woody yes, Jack.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Black? Yes, Oh my god, oh my I almost said Sparrow.
That would have been bad.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How are you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Feeling, Jess, I'm feeling good so far.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, eight to go? You two from two, Alana? How
are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm very very nervous.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Remember I don't want six or less? What do you
can't play favorites here? My friend?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's impossible to play favorites?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I reckon? I'm just you're in it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I'm just calling it how it is for my brain.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Olivia Rodrigo incorrect.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Coleman, did you go Coleman Newton?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
John? Oh, yeah, of course, sweetheart. Of course Tom Hanks
has to be Yeah, it had to be. Wow. She
whizz three from four, three more, Jess, you're going to
Los Angeles? Sean Penn?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Who's the sewann there?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Menders?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh Mendys of course, bloody hell Menders. Sorry, are you
a bit younger?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yes, yeah, I'm thirty three.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Okay, no you're not, so we should be thought. I
thought Mendy's was too young for us in our thirties.
But yeah, okay, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Little spring chicken over here. All right, Jess, five names
to read out? Would he get three of them? It's
a tie, okay. Leo DiCaprio, bang, oh my, what do
you get two more? You've got four names to go.
Mariah Kerry has to be oh my, oh my, okay, Jess,
(06:19):
you've got five one more and it's all tied up. Alana,
how are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm like, really really nervous now this is closest. Yeah, yeah,
really nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't think she actually got only one name to
read out. On a second, I'm just got to check
my accounting records here only one. I've only got one
name to read out, but she got ten.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So we have to So, Jess, we have to get
this in order for this to go to a tie breaker?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Is am I reading this correctly?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
If Jess gets this, you go to a tie breaker, Lord,
if you get this to go to a tiebreaker. If
you don't get this, it goes to l a flight's accommodation.
All thanks to Night of Airlines. I'm sorry about that.
We had a real moonlight versus Lalla Land moment. There
all right, here we go? Would he David?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, d Kovney.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It could have been arbor, could have been swimmer. Really,
David King could be David King, the former premiership player
for the Kangaroos in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Could be this big Netflix series on a David earlier,
Big Netflix series on David Dave Chappellee David David at
the statue statue of David's got a great right foot.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh no, oh no, begs.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh no, Alana, you're going a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh my god, Yes, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god, real roller coaster. I was sad for Jess.
Now I'm happy for you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're going mate, flying only on to explore more of
the USA butt your trip at United dot Com.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Jess.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm so sorry, but as promised, I will and Woody
mug will be mailed to you, yes, with his face
on it, so you can throw it against the wall
whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'll send you some mix files as well.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, and Will.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I find it really sad that Prince William and Harry
they're just not talking and there's a rift there.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I thought I thought it would have come to an
end by now.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, I mean two years called and once It's story
back while we're talking about this as well.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
The reason we're talking about it, Will good Burn, the
reason we're talking about it is to be on a
slow newsday. No no, no, it's because it is potentially about
to be solved by none.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Other than your man, my man, Snoop Doggie.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Drop it like guitar drop it like guitar drop it.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Like Snoop Doggy Dog has come out today and he's like,
I'm gonna play peacemaker.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm going to bring the boys back to he invested.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
So apparently, Harry once reached out to Snoop Dogg to
perform at Will's Bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
How good is that?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Like the idea of.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Snoop Dogg performing at Prince Will's bachelor party is just
enough to make you drool. But so he was unable
to do that so because he was unavailable. But he
said after that, he was like, please let me know
if you ever want me to perform.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I really like you guys.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
And then he's basically said he's had this interview with
Sunday Mirror and he's basically said, they're brothers, man. Anything
that gets them in the same room and being brothers
again will be worth it. Life is too short to
not make things right. Amen, And if I love it,
he refers to himself in third person, he goes, and
if Snoop can help heal that relationship, then let's do it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So he's basically said, he said that's Forrell in that one.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's just tipulate.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Is that justilate.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Here?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He comes there is.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Anyway anyway?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So Snoops basically said, boys get in touch, let's get
in a room.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm going to play peacemaker.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Love that, but I just thought, you know, I want
to kind of step into the lab here and just
kind of see, you know, is snoop dog a good peacemaker.
And first off, I need some people who have ever
not spoken to a sibling before. So thirteen one oh
six five is our number.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wow, I taking a turn.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Uh, now we're gonna be light here.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It's just anyone who has had a situation where they
haven't spoken to a sibling before.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Again, there's obviously some serious ones that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
In which maybe you give me a light example.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Sure, I spent at least four months not talking to
my brother when he convinced me that at our local
park there was an AFL scout. It was my dream
to be an AFL footballer. And he would say, Woody, Woody, Woody,
the AFL scouts there. I would go down there fully,
like full kit football boots on, and I would run
four hundreds and then like kick goals literally for two hours,
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come back absolutely breathless.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Saw is all hell of this? For weeks?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Right, every time Tom I he's down there again, He's
down there again. I go down there anyway. After a
month he goes it's not a scout, it's an old
man read in the newspaper. Because I thought the newspaper was,
you know, he scouting papers. So I didn't talk to
Tom there for four months. That's a lighter one. So
those are the kinds.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
From when you're a kid. If you haven't voting to
a sibling for a while, it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
So if you've got that, give us. Although having said
that sibling as an adult, well here's another. This one's
an adult one, and I think, and this probably flirts
with the line to be honest with sious, but I
would imagine that you know, when you hear this, I
imagine this led to an entire family not speaking to
each other.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
I'm got a chick going back there ten years ago
now and end up doing a few favors. And I
was at a mother's for years. One year I got
invited to the party and next to you know, I
hooked up with a mother and a couple of weeks
later mum brought me a Harley and things fell apart
between us, and she said I borrow of an attitude
like a twenty eight year old daughter. So a week
later I was free and.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
They fixing a hater ended up saying her for three
years while saying I was running her mother's ex husband's
probably Royston and Richmond, and then the youngest daughter that
I met him always through said you're playing with your mum,
you're playing with your sister.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
You haven't play with me yet, and I always Jake
gets your pretty word. Twelve months ago it.
Speaker 12 (12:48):
Happened, so I imagine that family is not talking here.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The one that came to mind for me was when
you peed in your sister's sippy cup.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, she didn't toad me for a while after that.
And now I want to make it very clear though
that she deleted a very important game that I'd been
working on for months. So I think that's all fair.
But speaking of Ween, I doesn't want to take.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It was it was? It was it Top Spin, the
Tops fin ten.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
It's absolutely I was the world number one and I
was just going into a new year after almost winning
the Grand Slam. I don't need to get into it,
but I was a very good player. She deleted me, Well, yeah,
but it's very it's very young, very young, and she
couldn't use that boot cup anymore. It was a favorite
cup anyway, Speaking of Ween, I didn't want to take
it that way. I hate taking it to the bathroom.
It's not it's not my forehand at all. But my
(13:40):
brother spent an entire summer ween in my heating duct
in my in my bedroom. Now in summer you don't
use the heating duct. So this was this was an
easy crime for him. He was getting away with it.
First day of winter rolled around and I turned on
the heater.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, my room smelt like we for literally three months
it was. I didn't talk to him, though, I'm sure now.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
The reason I'm talking about it Snoop Dogg wants to
end the rift between Prince Harry. I'm not sure if
he's a prince anymore, but Harry and Prince William. He's
offered his services to just get in a room.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, he is a prince still, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I thought he lost the title.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I thought he was. I think he's still a prince.
He's still third in line to the throne.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, wouldn't that be controversial? What if he if he
became king.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
He's not going to he's third in line, Yeah, but
going to go William and George first.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Actually, he's probably fourth in line of them.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
If it ever happened, though, he'd be he'd be ruling
from Vancouver.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Let's go Tom.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And markle wouldn't allow it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I'm not sleaving in Buckingham, Timmy, Timmy, you when your
sister didn't talk for nine months?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What happened? Tim?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
So? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Guys?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
All?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I love your show. It's awesome. Thanks Tim, appreciate it mane.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
So I was next to I'm from New Zone, so
I live over in s ME and I was back
home last year in March, visiting, visiting home, and I
was staying with my sister for a couple of nights.
And anyway, long stow should I got in the shower
and just having a shower, and I got out and
drying myself, and my towel caught onto my nose, piercing
(15:18):
and ripped my nose, piercing straight through the skin light
out the nose and yeah, and so I was basically
gush and blood everywhere, and I didn't really not know
what to do. How you know, siblings, Your siblings helped
you out, sister will help me out. So I sort
of waddled down to her room with half power wrapped
around me and dripping wet and covered in blood, and
(15:40):
started knocking on my sister's bedroom door, and she was
she was actually in there with their boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
They were asleep.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
You could imagine what I was. I didn't I didn't
actually open the door, but I did get a fear
warning not to come in and go yelled at and
I was kind of like I need help, like you
you're going to need to come and help me, and
she was basically like not stop, go away, go away.
And I was like, then I go a little bit
wound up because I was like, sure you can help. Yeah, yeah,
(16:11):
And then she sort of took that rudeness. I guess
that I was when I was in my little situation
freaking out. And yeah, she was supposed to drop me
to the airport. The next morning she went to work
and yeah, nine didn't speak. She didn't speak to me
for nine months.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wow, she didn't speak to you.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Oh I'm twenty three, she's she's twenty five. And yeah,
like I mean, I love speaking to my family. So
I was the one calling her.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm trying to get she's.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
In the role. You never know, do you think you know, well,
you know, he might have ruined something for her one time.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Just continue after it's got a oh, I like that.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Maybe she lost the guy the boyfriend as well, angry
about a knock on the job.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, cropt, let's.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Go to.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I like when we get anonymous callars. I like that
now pretty well? Story, Yeah, anonymous, Hello.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Hi, you currently aren't speaking to your brother?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yes, for at least more than one year, and before
this it was like four or five years we didn't
speak to each other. Why he has been in a
steady relationship every time, like with the recent one with
his partner, and he's in fact had their they had
their first child. But every time he just gets into
extra affairs beyond those steady partners and then somehow, you know,
(17:42):
it reaches me and then it just becomes messy.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
So it's it's.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Hard for me to, you know, see what he's doing
being morally incorrect.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Sorry, sorry, your your brother cha partner? Yes, all the time,
all the time, you know that. So how long since
you've spoken to him recently?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Like I stopped the recent event after that, I haven't
spoken to him for.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
One year now, all right, Well that's wild. So here's
a big question. What was the question that you asked
people to call with for it? Would you like, obviously
you're you want to keep your name anonymous, but what
would you like to ask you?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, Anonymous, if you played a bit of this music
with him, the pimps and the crib.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Drop it like guitar drop it like guitar drop it like.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
You do you think that would mend the situation.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I don't think so. There are some situations unmendable because yeah,
we're fried and passed. Like I did forgive him, but
it's never He's just gone back to his old means.
I don't think you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Can an appropriate question your brother's committing adultery and you know,
playing some snuff tagging it will be all good.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, if Snope can't hear you, then I'm not sure
if that's healable at all.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
All the comedy festivals are on all over the country
at the moment, you might have already seen him. You'd
be liking to catch him if you have, because he's
absolutely popping off at the moment. Guy Montgomery's in the studio.
Oh wow, yeah, I candle the money.
Speaker 13 (19:17):
I can't stop popping off at the moment. You let
to find that when you just come, I.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Haven't popped off like you. You're popping off. I mean
you just you just had a very successful TV show
on the ABC on the Australian podcast, and you're foreign invader.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
You're coming in here very limit your immigration stuff off.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
My that's good even your opinions fly on prime time.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I am who I am man?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Why don't you like popping off? Popping Off's good? No,
I don't like it. I just I just can't freaking
help myself.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Yeah, I'm just trying to get through a day, you know,
and all of a sudden I'm popping off.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
How you got noticing?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I think this is a nice hilariat. Okay to delve into. Okay,
what's the moment where you where you notice that the
popping off is happening?
Speaker 13 (20:10):
It was, Actually, there was quite a nice one last
year after I've been back. I've been home in New
Zealand for a while and I was coming over to
do a show in Adelaide, I think maybe August or September.
And I got Adelaide the airport and I made it.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I was first.
Speaker 13 (20:23):
I know, I was just over for a couple of nights,
so I didn't have any check luggage, so I was
the first one to get to the you know, border
security whatever to give him a bit of paper.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I don't think it's border security. But yeah, what do
you call them?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Just they're at the border's immigration? He is flying from overseas.
You've got US, You've got US security.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's like, bag, you got to get through immigration because
you're a foreigner.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's so.
Speaker 13 (20:53):
I get there and I was like, I give the
guy the car and he goes, oh my god, mate,
I love your show cracking up, and I thought, this
is the best sort of welcome I've received anywhere where.
I could feel there was a change over pretty hostile.
You know, they do the full cavity search and whatnot,
take the side room.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, it might have been.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Actually, yeah, all of a sudden, you're not popping off
during a cavity search. You I was popping up.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I found a lot of stuff that I kicked me out.
So I was enjoying it too much.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I don't understand that, specially you talked about trying to
stay off your phone while driving.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
Yes, how's that going for you? Well, it's you know,
because it's against the law in both countries.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
It's a foreigner.
Speaker 13 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm succeeding. I don't go on my phone when
I'm in the car anymore. You know, I listen to
whatever I'm listening to. I don't change the song because
there's also there's the screens in the cars now.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
So you cannot go on the phone. You can just
go on a bigger screen.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I found that what's the rules around that? What are
the rules around with your screen? TV about it today,
and I was on a silent TV in a waiting room,
so I couldn't quite decipher it. They were talking about
the screen.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So I was in a news story about the screen.
Speaker 13 (22:08):
It makes sense because I'm trying to stay off my
phone more in general. You know, I'm doing a lot
of reading while driving. Now I'm getting to a lot
of the classics. Stayevski, Dickens, other authors whose surname begins with.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It wasn't a prepared but because if it was prepared.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I would have hear more, for sure. For sure, I'm
frantically trying to think of with a D surname.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now, Yeah, we'll find it.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, we'll get there before you leave. We'll find it.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Okay, Well, and there's no rush too. Why don't we
all take thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It was Dawkins Chard.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Richard Dawks Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Just allowed.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I feel like someone in the crowd and when they
were playing no.
Speaker 13 (23:03):
Deal, some might there'll be some Australian author screaming at
the radio right now, it's me, yeah, yeah, we don't
even think out loud.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Let's I know they say this is a big no
no on.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Radio fifteen second style. Try and think of an AFA.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's hard when you're under pressure.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm really sure.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
How do you try?
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh, Trent Dalton, he's a guy who.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Big listener adults.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Good, Hey, we're going to go to a song. I
really do. Anyway, adults, if you're out there, give us
a call anytime. Thirty one and six y five more
with Guy Montgomery up next. I you've got to go
and see him live Nation dot com dot are you.
He's in Melbourne for the next month. He's just told
he's got an air B and B.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Don't do me. I'm not I go to it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Let's talk about the Yes. I know we've spoken about
it before, but I think it is if people aren't
across it. You have got this podcast called the Worst
Idea of All Time Yes, where you watch a really
bad movie over and over again with your co hosts.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
You decide on the bad movie well, I've got to say,
first of all, we just choose. Initially, we just chose
grown ups too, because we thought it's funnier to do
the sequel to a film that maybe shouldn't have been
made than you know, what's worse than the original. Sure,
and then the next year we did Six and the
City two to follow the sequel rule, and then everyone
thought we only did sequels, so we did a different one.
But we I mean, we had to retire the concept
(24:35):
because we're still talking to each other, both Iron and
off Mike.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
We're old now. We started that like eleven years yeah,
and it's.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
A young man's game day and so now, yeah, we
don't do that. We've still got one which we do
with some guys in America who have a podcast called
My Brother and Me called Till Death to Us Blunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's an annual watch and review of paul A Blunt
More Cop two brilliant, and that one is from now
until the end of Liny of Time as the plan.
(25:06):
So we've all got ears or success, So that one's
going to go until someone drops off, they'll die, and
then we'll get a year we'll get a new co
host in and it's going to be quite an interesting
episode that one, and you know, god will Yeah, it's
not you know, thirty forty fifty years.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Every year you're going to meet up with these guys
and talk about.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Paul Black Blaho. That's right. But so because what will happen?
Of course, yeah, we will mourn the loss of our
fallen colleague.
Speaker 13 (25:31):
Yeah, but it'd be great to get some fresh eyes
on the movie.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Because a lot of people listening right now, knowing are
demographic who would have seen Sex and the City two.
How many times have you seen Sex and the City two?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I think that their final telly is fifty six. Okay,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
What and you're talking about every week? So what what
is the thing for you? Top line that just like,
if you to tell someone something about Sex and the
City that is most remarkable to you about that movie,
what would you say?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's two and a half hours long. I think it's
one of the big problems with the movie. Yeah, fair enough,
but you will while you will.
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Clock if you watch a movie enough times, is all
of the main action that's all in focus, and all
the background action they'll have that out of focus. But
if you watch the movie long enough and enough times.
It's sort of like, all of a sudden, the focus
there's a focus pool, and all of a sudden, all
the main action in the front of frame becomes soft
focused and in the background you're picking up on people
(26:31):
are making different choices. Week two weeks screening, the screening,
you know, you're watching all of the cast, the core casts,
you know, the chorus line basically, and you're building out
big stories for them. Where's that person walking that quickly?
Coffee Guy City season two, there's a guy he sits down.
The girls are in a coffee shop. There's a guy
walks into the coffee shop, sits down. You see him
(26:53):
order a coffee, you see himdrink it one, two, three times,
put it down.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Walk out.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's like one minute of actual screen time.
Speaker 13 (27:02):
And you know, like guys like that you're not going
to see if you go to the movies once, you're
not going to see a guy like that.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
We got in touch with him. Yeah, we found it.
We found him. We're tracking out.
Speaker 13 (27:12):
You know, we are giving shine all the unsung heroes
of these sorts of other crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
This season one we had grown ups too.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Patrick Schwartzeneger schwartzeneger Son, he's having a moment popping on.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
He was sort of a bigger.
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Than featured extra. He was there's a frat boy. There's
like four frat boys live by Taylor Lawtner of Twilight Fame.
One of us off side is Patrick Schwarzenegger. We were
totally drawn to him. There was a magnetism. He was
also not turning in a particularly convincing performance. So about
twenty five screenings in a guy comes on and says,
you know, that's Doneld Schwartzenegger's son, and we become consumed
by him. We have a segment on the podcast called
Patty Schwartz Party Time. We're tracking his investments, we're tracking
(27:49):
his relationships, we're reaching out on Twitter. At the end
of the season, we get matching Patrick Schwarzenega tattoos. And
for sort of eleven years, since it's just this miscellaneous
piece of trivia that no one really knows about, it's
on my ass, no one gets to see or really discuss.
And then all of a sudden, he has this huge
Schwarzenegger renaissance. He's back in the public eye, and I'm going,
(28:12):
you don't know, I know this guy. I used to
reach out to did we d him? We used to
d him on Twitch, joking back to you, I got
a direct line. Yeah, he's launched this product recently called
marsh Bars.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He reckons. He's solving Alzheimers with a musliba. He's lost U.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Bars. We got him back on the line. We're saying
we want mysh to sponsor our podcast. He said, what
are you thinking? I said twenty five thousand US dollars
and he said, usually.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
We need to see your numbers before committing to something
like that, and then I deleted Twitter.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
If you want to go and see him, get around
going on it's a great show. Livenation dot com dot
you to see guys show doing Melbourne. I a fresh
out of Ada doing all the other comedy festivals, I imagine. Yeah,
you're doing the.
Speaker 13 (28:57):
Tours Sydney, Perth, it's been Wollongngong, oh ho, but all
the major Newcastle.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Don't call it a center. You sound like a foreigner
live nation.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You should do that exit you were doing. How do
you say foreigners talk again?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
A Welcome to the review. Sleuth would try picking some
very famous places in Australia. We're banned from doing businesses.
Because we put the big banana around Under last week.
That's a business now, yeah, I didn't realize that was.
It's a theme park that had bananas blits best banana
s Blitz in Australia, brownly just in a couple of
makeup credits.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Just a huge banana.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Really when you break it, no, I think it's not
a bad I think it's not a bad banana. It's
a lovely place in the end. Anyway, Look, public places
is what we're sticking to that businesses. So we're going
for Parliament House today. Great and i'd love I will
get how many stars you think it is out of
fight seventeen hundred reviews. The thing that always remains.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Seventeen hundred people have taken the time to write a
Google review for Parliament House.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
That blows my mind. With time.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
There's no real good or service there, just a place
to go and check out.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I do want to comment, like it was funny when
I visited Parliament I did want to comment on it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I had, but you didn't get a phone out account
all right now, I think, I mean I need to
whittle these down a little bit more. But I think
there are kind of five categories to a Google review.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh, that's a lot of categories.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I know it needs it needs a refine, but you know,
I just had the song to come up with them,
and I reckon there's five. So the first one, which
is my least favorite type of review, is the earnest,
the earnest good review. So someone who's just loved it. Yeah,
and it's generally boring. Andrew went to Parliament House a
week ago gave it five stars, said so much to see.
(30:45):
Definitely worth the visit. There's more to read in view
than you realize. The gentleman in the post office was
so informative and because of him we saw much more
than we anticipated. He became very English that he sounds English. Yeah, yeah,
you just you'd never want to meet that guy. I
certain wouln't want to have dinner with him. You'd never
want to meet He's a.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Boring I'd like to have a day with him at
Parliament House.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
That guy's doing five sciences for VC at the end
of school. He sucks, right, he's a niche sledge, you
know the ones you guys do chemistry, biology, Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. It's just a ship, gunboat,
he's just too enthusiastic.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
My second style of review before I get your overall
stars on Parliament House is the person that writes a
scathing review but still gives good stars, which which surprises me.
A mean who wasn't who was a little bit mean?
I said it was very nice. But the politicians here
(31:49):
are lazy idiots who do nothing.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
All right, So he's taking a chance to do a
political swipe at the personnel. But then obviously he's enjoyed
what houses them, So I think that actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Five stars.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, because he didn't have a crack. He didn't have
a crack apartment house. He just goes it's a shame
how politicians suck. But ridiculous lucky that.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Question being like, oh, you know, geez loved kiss one
of one one hate everyone on the air. Yeah, that
just doesn't work. But you can't. You came in and
separate the subject matter from from the vessel that holds
them in. You can't go I love Parliament out, but
I hate the politicians. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You came in and like the building. Though I kind
of get it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, sure you know what I mean, Sure, sure, sure,
But he didn't I mean it sounds like he's commenting
on the architecture, like five stars, five stars, so the
stars are looking good for partment house. The third type
of review that I'm finding is just honest, just straight
up on us. Often a mid a mid tier review
three stars. Brody said only good thing in Canberra, not
(32:46):
too exciting, basically a little less exciting than the opera house.
My friend was also eating a carrot, so very honest.
Three stars from Brady.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Was like a random coming down it.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Then again just honest. Yeah, what you see is what
you get with Brody. And then then we start to
get into probably my favorite category, second favorite category, which
is the people who hate on it. Ah Luca very disappointed.
I walked into the house because my uncle's surname is
Parliament Brilliant. I thought it was his home, but then
(33:16):
there were men dressed in black who randomly tackled me
to the ground and threw me out of the house.
As I called my uncle, he says, yeah, yeah, just
come in. So I tried to come in again and
then get thrown out again and the police come and
find me. I just wanted to see my uncle. One
star brilliant.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
He somehow has an uncle that has convinced him that
that's his house.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Hats off to the uncle, and it's one of the
all time.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Long cons Obvious spent his whole life every Christmas convincing
this guy my last name's Parliament one day you can
come to my house.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's one of the best reviews I've ever read. One star, Yeah,
another one star right here, yeah. Before I get into
my favorite category and last review, lim Yeah called a
head to see if I would be allowed to sight
see here brackets Yeah, because of because of my troubled past.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Oh okay, bit of a checkered past, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I got an affirmation that yes, I would be allowed
on the grounds.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Do you think in that conversation he informed them of
his Yeah, I think so, right, and then he would
He was told.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
That he would not be detained and he would not
be questioned. New line. Guess what happened, guys One star
from limb Yeah yeah. Good to round it out, Luca
two one one star, guys, help, I'm stuck. I'm stuck
in the basement and I ate all the floorboards. Brilliant,
(34:39):
so overall brilliant.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Gee, some people have just too much time on good
that's that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
How many stars Parliament?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, so I would say that it meant hard from
that very small case study, but I would say average
star would be three point five. I reckon because having
been there myself, I loved the big flag pole, big flags,
I may see. The grass is better than expected on
the roof. You're like, how they get the grass on
the roof, that's very cool. Cafeteria disappointing though, so three
(35:08):
four and a half stars piss off.
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