Finger Valve Yourself

In today's podcast:

• No-one in Australia can nail a quiz
• Will decides what's porn
• How many crushes the boys have
• Lads Lingo
• Hiding your poops
• OnlyFans star Renee Gracie
• Woody's Gold Medal Tattoo

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey guys, welcome to the Will and Woody Podcast. It's
once a week deal now if you're fresh to it,
where we're recapping the best bits of the week and
then you guys get to get all the inside behind
the scenes chat given that we're talking about the stuff retrospectively,
if you want to get into the science of it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm about science.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's science, mate, That's that's that's pure science. We're going
to be talking about a girl used her finger to
keep her fart silent.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Now that's science.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Try and tell me that's not science. That we're going
to be talking about. What is porn and what's not porn.
That's science as far as I'm concerned, and that's going
to be ratified by a scientist and Australia's best and
largest only fans.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Grosser, I'm going to say grosser.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean no, I mean grosser because.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
She grosses, she grows, gets a gross feet.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I made like eighty thousand US dollars within the first
couple of hours hours.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, that's that's that's good gross that's good grossing, that's
hot grossing.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And she's grossing for grossing In some instances. I'm not
saying we grosie.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh cool.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well she's gonna join a bit later on amazing chat
with her. If you don't know anything about her as well, sorry,
just before, just before we go into that, is there
anyone else that you think that grosses for gross better
than a porn star or an only fans stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't quite understand the question.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, like doing something gross to get gross cash.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, there's people.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Who combers gross for gross, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
There's people who also eat like amounts of dog competition.
They're called feeders. They gross for gross.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
No feeders.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Something else, dude? Is it? Have you looked up like
videos online? Like people get paid a lot of money.
So I'm just gonna eat fourteen kilos of ham and
they sit there for hours eating ham and they get
paid a lot of money. There was a woman who
died recently because she ate too many ramen noodles. Yes,
so she would have been grossing gross? How many noodles? Heaps?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Got of it?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Doesn't it? If you were like about ten?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, if it killed her, it must be a lot
of Rahmen, if it killed her, it's got to be
I mean, how many? How many ramen. Do you think
would be life life threatening?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hey, quizzes have been really funny this week.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Didn't answer my raman.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Been some amazing quiz moments this week on the podcast.
Woulds a blunders from listeners. Obviously we've got astray as
easy as quiz kicks off the show every day at
five o'clock for the five o'clock hour, and some amazing
misses from some of our lovely listeners. Six times seven,

(02:40):
oh say six?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Please someone who knows?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Forty three?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Seven times six.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Forty three.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
The name of vegetable? Study with bee banana? Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
B tree?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What's the capital of India at?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
No ah?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Now a faux paa on an India trivia question takes me.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Backwards, It really does, so I think I mean still
a bigger faux pa, only because the other faux pa
around the geography of India that happened on this show
went viral in India. If you haven't heard this, just
sit back and enjoy yourself, because before I play this audio,
we were doing like a fake who wants to be
a millionaire thing in the studio. Yeah, it was just

(03:39):
we're having a been a fun with it, I said,
can I phone a friend you did, and I called Dad.
Now you'll hear in this audio when I called Dad,
I think he has this moment where he's like shit.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
I didn't know, but I think what he is actually on.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Who wants to be a millionaire? And you can hear
how seriously he takes the question.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Enjoy his panic? Is the Great Wall of China?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Great Walls China?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Options are China?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, South Korea? Yeah right, India or Japan?

Speaker 9 (04:12):
Yeah right?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Do you want to use a lifeline or anything?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Can I call Dad?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Absolutely again?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Are you ready? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, here we go go.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay that I've got to be really quick here ione
who wants to be a millionaire? Dad? Yep? Okay? So
where is the Great Wall of China? Is it a China, B,
South Korea, C India or d Japan?

Speaker 10 (04:35):
Well not South Korea, not Japan.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
Could be bordering on India.

Speaker 10 (04:39):
Could be a trick question.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, good Dad, this is good.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
India or China the obvious hands of China.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, probably bordered on India.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I was going to cheek, but the phone the white
more boys take this seriously?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Do you think at know you're.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
The last thing that said was China is the obvious answer,
but he thinks it borders on India. Yes, and given
the controversy that this question has stirred, Eddie, Yep, I'm
gonna lock in India. Final answer, yea, yeah, yea, I'm
gonna lock it India.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay. So with the question of where is the Great
Wall of China?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
That's it India?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
What?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, Dad was? Dad? Let me there. You don't think
it will be so.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Obvious because nobody could believe.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
That it's brought down two generations of white walls. I love.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Confidently Dad knocked out. Well, it's not Southre it's so
yeah that it's been seen by millions, like millions of people.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
In tens of millions.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
It was.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It was a global sensation.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, best video I've ever done.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I think he got stopped in the street in India.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He does. Yeah, he can't go there anymore him. I
can't c a blanket.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Over all of them anyway. It wasn't just the quiz
players who are having a little bit of an offweek
here on willer Wood. It was also the quiz writers.
So we were doing this thing for door Dash, one
of thousand dollars if you could beat us in the
quiz topic of your choosing. So these people are coming
on saying I'm an expert in this topic. So we
started writing something. Well, let's just call us BAT. It's

(06:38):
Bat LJ our producer LJ. The Jordi from northern England.
She was writing the quizzes and they became increasingly confusing.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I won't just need to check is there a typo?

Speaker 11 (06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, there is a typo wherez you can't have typeos?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now, second last question, maybe don't say anything. Yep, that
doesn't make any sense. So not only was it hard
to understand LJ.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I didn't realize until this moment that she writes the
way she talks phonetically, yeah, which is not the way
accents work. And somehow she's got through her life thinking
all right, words the way that I say them, it
doesn't matter about the spelling. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
So it was very, very confusing. I mean, LJ will
never write a quiz again in her life. Let's you
know that job. We'll go back to Italy's obviously. But
while she had the conch at this stage writing quizzes,
another girl called up. When I say girl, she was
twenty years old. She said that her pet subject or
her experts topic was anatomy. Right, so she's twenty she

(07:50):
obviously did biology. In year twelve, LJ wrote the quiz
or just copy and pasted the quiz from the seventh
year medical examination. When you're applying to specialize, Hi, Alex,
what would you like to take us on.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
In another of the human body?

Speaker 8 (08:06):
How many organs are there in the human body?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh my god, I've got no idea. How many of
the seventy eight organs in the body start with the
letter A? This is really hard, sorry, mate, tell me
what section of the spine is missing here? Yes, cervical, thoracic, lumbar, sacrum,
and Jesus Christ, could I vertebrate? So so neither you

(08:36):
nor the person whose expertise was anatomy could answer any
of those questions. And to prove just how hard that
quiz was, we said to LJ, get us a doctor, like,
organize a doctor to come on the show, And we
don't think even a doctor would be able to answer
these questions. So here is doctor Georgina Baker having a crack.
How many organs are there in the human body? Doctor?

(09:00):
Quite you, you're gonna have to be a little bit
more specific.

Speaker 9 (09:04):
Than that, talking by the organs brand couple.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Everything do everything right? All organs chust take out seventy
eight By the way, who knows that up? So it's
a bit of a continuation from the first. How many
of the seventy eight organs in our body start with
the letter A?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Now that's just getting chilly, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Can I say, Georgie, I know your specialty. You should
know one of.

Speaker 10 (09:29):
Them starts it amous.

Speaker 11 (09:31):
Yeahs an organ that's a.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Place of marsal.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But okay, what section of the spine is missing here? Cervical, thoracic, lumber,
sacrum and uh.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
It's you pelvic.

Speaker 11 (09:43):
I'm the oh god, that long that goes up to
your skull, and then is it down bottom that goes
into towers?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, I give that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I just don't think we give it to you gent
business don't know?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And then you have it seems like a relatively unfair competition,
which is wild given that you know this is behind
the scenes. The terms and conditions for those competitions are
often quite stringent, and for a client as big as
door Dash, you'd think we would have figured that out.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's also weird that we're identifying that now publicly.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I said at the start, this is scientific woods and
you know it's transparent, which's got a bear all. So
that's what we're gonna do. Speaking of bearing all, you
spoke to me about a guy in the games, and
listeners of this show will know that we can't call
them what they're actually called, starting with the O word,
because of licensing reasons. But you spoke to me about

(10:39):
a guy in the games who's about to get paid
to bear it all.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Nice, Let's go to ads. I'll tell you about it
up next. Now I'm not going to adds words. I
love the ads. Sorry, guys, I've gone I do that.
It happens on the live radio show as well. I will.
It's been mid chat and I'll just go buddy, Hell,
you guys are becausly want to hear some ads. Just
go to him. I don't care they're not here, Just
go to him. Spawny ads, spat ad no, okay, no ad, yeah,

(11:11):
pole vaulter. Now his name escapes me, but come to me. Amaradiadi, Yes,
Italian guy, Amaradi. He's doing the pole vault. I'm sure

(11:33):
you guys have seen it. If you haven't seen it, Like,
go and look it up, because it truly is hilarious.
Amaradi's doing the pole vault and he hits his doodle
on the pole and that's what that's what brings him down,
Like he cleared the pole but didn't clear his dick.
So anyway, I was telling you on the show that
he'd received an extraordinary offer. Because of that, I'd love

(11:53):
to offer you up to four hundred thousand dollars Australian
in exchange for a sixty minute webcam show in which
you show off your goods minus the crossbar of course.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh my god, so is an Australian that wants to
give him that money?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, it's two hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Is he going to take the money? Has responded, And
what is showing off mean? Is he just doing a
tally whacker?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I do it.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
No, he's not doing a nude PolVol that's not porn.
He's doing he's going to be doing that. He's doing the.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
World. So I never realized this will but apparently you
are the authority on what is and isn't porn.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's not porn, Yeah, I mean that's all moonlight as
a porn aficionado or PO, as we call ourselves.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Okay, well, let's test your pus by playing a little
game that I like to call. Is it Pornonado? I
think so.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Anisionado? It could be, It could be, it could be.
You might need to look that up.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
And that's a good thing to bring up. Fish.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's an, it's a it's a PA.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I am a p A, which also sounds like personal assistant.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Nice or brought yourself right down, Prince Albert.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Or a Prince Albert. Yeah, I'm not a PO.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Yeah, no, you could be just a porn official.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Want to get the PO acronym? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, I like PA. You know, I like PA because
you know it's confusing. It's like, oh, you know, is
he Is he a personal assistant? Or is he a
porn efficient? Of course, like nobody's watching that for like
that's I don't think that humans doing anything that is
physically exerting athletically is appealing to look at in a
sexual way.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Okay, well let's play is it poor? I think we
all agree with that.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I can't think of anything worse.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Okay, you've had it went there, But apparently you are.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Something that flies everywhere in the wrong ways, and.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's just going to it. Let's not go into it,
all right, it's sick, but this is a very it's
a great game. I've decided here. There are so many
ways to go here as to how to test your
ability to tell if something is porn or isn't porn.
And the way that I've actually done it is I'm
just naming you films. Ye is it? His names of films?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, you tell me if it's an actual adult film
or if maybe I've been a bit cheeky and just
put it together myself.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Sure, I'm ready for the I'm the porn Police.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Baby, here we go.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I've got five, okay, and I'm getting through all five
because I love them. Okay. Number one, Saturday Night Beaver?

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (14:40):
Or is it?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Saturday Night Beaver?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Just a good name.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's a really good name.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Is it or isn't it?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Disco themed porn?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Stop saying the P word?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Sorry, I reckon, that's porn Saturday Night Beaver? Good?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wow, Yes, pp the porn Police has started.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Police.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
We struck well done. One. Number number two screws that one?
Number two? Yeah, Buffy the Vampire Layer.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's not porn. That's not porn.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm going to call that that is that's a real film.
The steak does not go through the heart though, my
friend that it's all about.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, next one here, shocking here, that's a shocking game
as a shocking name for it, that's shocking.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I think no time for that. Next one? How to
lose a guy in ten Gays? Is it or isn't it?
Is it real? I can't. I want it to be.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
So I'm going to say that's porn. Yes, yes, these
have all been porn.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
So they've all been born so far I have okay.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Next one, Robin Hood, that's porn.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Too much confidence. You've seen that is that is well done?
Clearly seen that final one here you've shown your guards
there a bit of a fan of made Marian. Are
we okay? Here we go? Final one here. You might
want to make it look a little bit more difficult
if you can will And this is my favorite Edward

(16:34):
penis hands. I will say that if this is, if
this is a real movie, there is actually a scene
where Edward tries.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
To eat spaghetti. It's a scientific hot podcast. But now
we come to that moment that you've been dying for
since the show started.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yes, as bloody lutely ads. Enjoy them. Enjoy them everyone.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
On the other side, we're gonna be talking to an
expert about how often people have crushes that are in relationships.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
See on the other side, crush crush crushes.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh hello everyone, welcome back to the Will and Woody Podcast.
What you got there was just a little bit of
our yet to be released single. Yes, if you think
it sounds like the melody from the very famous song Jackie,
slightly different, It is slightly different, slightly different, just for
licensing reasons now, Woods. One of the chats we had
on the show this week is a question that I

(17:43):
think is very interesting, which is how often, as an adult,
particularly in a relationship, do you have a crush? So
it's obviously something that we don't talk about very often because, yeah,
don't want to make your partner feel bad about it,
it might be embarrassing. Whatever that is. We had a
chat about it. You copped out big time, and then
I brought junior producer Analsi in Who's Desperately Single for

(18:03):
a little bit of flavor.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Have a listen. I can relate to this more through
a television show or like a celebrity or something that
I would define as like more out of my realm
or out of my world. So, for example, I am
currently experiencing a little bit of a crush on Shakri Richardson,
who is the sprinter sprinter who just won a silver medal, Right,

(18:25):
and I want so I watched the documentary Sprint, and
I had to I had to say to mem I
was like, this is really weird. I think I have
this crush on Shakiri Shakira. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Interesting, So no real world crushes for you.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I died that.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I don't say answer.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
All right, now we've got I asked you question.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Hang on, can I probably have one or two a month?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, yeah, there you go, Analise, you want to step up,
you want to step up to the plate, or you
want to stick with the SHAKERI fairy answer now, Analise.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Abe obviously two men in relationships here, so we've both
been conservative with our answers. He hasn't even give me
an answer.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Where do you do a name?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yes, I mean sure, sure, I'm sure. I had a
crush on Nier in the House of Dragon. I watched it.
We all have TV crushes. I'm talking day to day.
Is there people that you're like? And I think this
is the thing that people experience, and that's why thing.
It's a good thing to talk about because we don't
talk about it. We're not honest about that with each other.
But we all have moments where we bump into people
and we go, wow, yeah, you know, if I wasn't
in a relationship, that would have been a cool thing. Anyway, analyse, I.

Speaker 12 (19:37):
Reckon my crushes. It varies on a month to month basis.
I would say on average maybe two, but like that's
and that's a small number, but that's only because for me,
a crush is someone I connect with so I find
them attractive, but yes.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I also in some personality way.

Speaker 12 (19:55):
But if we're just talking attractiveness, probably like a hundred,
one hundred. Well, yeah, there's so many like and that's
in the realm of like you know, see and football
and soccer.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
And it just starting Formula one B, a supercar, the badminton, volleyball.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
So it goes from like only two crushes but one
hundred people. If I'm physically a traded yeah, probably, but
like one hundreds like a guest sim it could be
one hundred and fifty. How many today? Today?

Speaker 12 (20:32):
Maybe I've seen three?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Can you remember? Can you tell me that one of them? Yeah,
one was Glen Powell. It just reignited my love to him.

Speaker 12 (20:40):
I saw a tiptop headed from his new movie Twisters.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
He's a good Okay, do you know that's a remake.
I did know that was a remake. Who's in the
first one? Definitely not Glenn I'll tell you that right now.
Oh my god. Actually the original is also quite sexy.
Oh yeah, Helen hunts amazing also, But who's Who's he.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
The remake Twister? He's doing Twister? Helen Hunt was in Twister?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yes, yeah, she was in the original.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh so they are just remaking Twister.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Just sexier.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's Twisters.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
The new one is twisted. But I mean it's about tornadoes.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Is the same thing, and they chase, they chase Tornado,
chose Tornado.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's the same bit. It's like going, oh, it's not Jaws,
it's Jaw, but it's about a shark. It's like it's
it's the same film.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
And Bill Paxton is Helen Hunt's love interest. Paxton, I
don't know if he's hot, but I like Paxton, I'd
get in his pants, but I wouldn't call him harsh.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What about Paxton in Twister?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
He's very six in a tornado, he chases, Oh you
mean it's sexy. I mean, I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
What was one of the great scenes of all time
was when they tied themselves to those poles that went
a long way underground in the final tornado. In the
final scene of Twister, Yes, and when the tornado clears,
they're making out in the grass. That that that was

(21:58):
Champagne's in him, unbelove, that was Shampa and the whole
there's leather straps around them, so that's a little bit rawncher.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Right. Does Glenn Powell strap himself to a pole in
the new one?

Speaker 12 (22:08):
I haven't seen it. I've just seen the really sexy
fan edits of him, like walking with a wet white
shirt was really nice.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
A wet white I watched it over the weekend though,
very good.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Now, Woods, yes, now that I think we've covered that up. Yes,
after we spoke about the crushes with Analyse on air
and you had that cop out.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Sorry, there's a lot of knives being thrown in my direction.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
No knives, just scientific. That's just the fact. Well, the
scientific knife that's currently in my back I would like
to quickly remove.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I keep every time I go back to you, because
all you've given us so far as I wanted to
do a month. Then you move on very quickly. Yeah,
I haven't moved on quickly. You you do. You're very clever,
You're quick, and all of a sudden, that's gone. Who
are your crushes? Give me specifics?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I think the point of this, hence why yours was
a cop out is a cop out. It's a cop out.
It's fine, you just Skerri Richardson, I gave you a name. Yeah,
I know, but I sat here and said Bill Paxton,
like it's a cop out.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I don't mind, Bilbo. I know that, I know that
we've we've covered that.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
But I think to name a person in the real world,
there's a chance they might know that, and then that
kind of ruins the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Like, oh they might listen to this. Maybe Holy Molly, Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
In a circle what I think is completely innocent about
the whole crush thing. Samantha Jay in the relationship Expert,
She clarified this as soon as you start talking intention
or naming them and stuff. You don't need to tell
them that because I think if you're telling them that
there's some intention there, which I think makes it not
a crush anymore. I think that goes well, do you
want to hook up with them or not? I don't
think that's nice to sam or, more importantly, for the

(23:49):
relationship that I currently enjoy with them, which telling them
I have a crush on them would make it fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Very good point, pol worker.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
So we had Samantha on this relationship expert. I wanted
to talk to her about this, and I wanted her
to kind of effectively come into bat for my team
and be like, this is totally cool, don't worry about it.
But the weirdest thing happened, and she obviously wishes you know,
we're speaking to Renee Gracie. A little bit later on
Australia's Highest grossing only Fans. She clearly wished that you

(24:19):
had an early fans would because all she did every
time you said anything was just, oh my god, Woodie,
I mean, you're just obviously such a great man, which
ruined the whole chat.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Amazingly not exaggerating have listened to this. I feel like
I would be hurting my partner if I was also
going out there and intentionally boosting my ego by willingly
flirting with people and hoping to get flirted too back.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
That's really because you're a great man. You have a
good intentions, you have good values, and that is so
important to consider.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I was watching live theater and there was a naked
female on stage. In my head, I was like, I'm
I'm going to have to pretend like I'm not interested,
trying to send the message to my partner, Hey, don't
be threatened by that. I'm I'm not even looking at that.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
Nice. You're such a protect her protecting her, which I
think is just really divine. More men should be doing that.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So the woman we were meant to talk to about
crushes had a crush on you. It was hard for
all of us to do.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
No one else think there's a world where maybe I
was just making good points.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
No one thought that I meant such a shame.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No one thought because overwhelmed with it, Like I was like,
hang on, I might have been an interview with a
relationship expert, and the whole team was like, well, she
was clearly interviewed, I was like, hang on, guys, I
might I might have made some good points.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Well. Speaking about making great points, wos I feel like
you made a wonderful point earlier in the week as well,
when it came to the lengths that people will go
to to hide the fact that they're going to the
toilet from their partner.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
One.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
When you are early in a relationship, how have you
hidden the fact that you were doing a book?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Holidays is a tough time. Yes, early in a relationship
and you're on a holiday and all of a sudden,
you're in a hotel room and you're like, oh my god,
this thing away from the bed I'm not using that.
There's no way exactly Here's what I would do. Yeah, guys,
feel free to steal it.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:07):
When I would check into a hotel and we're on holiday,
I would after the check in, slip my credit card
into my back pocket, not in my wallet. I then
go to the room. When the feeling struck me that
I need to do a number two, I would go I.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Think I've got a feeling that I left my credit
card at the front desk, and I would then get
my wallet out and go. I'd go through them all
in front of her. I can't over the top. And
then I had an excuse, you just believe you that
your card was I had to I haven't finished down, Georgina.

Speaker 9 (26:41):
This was your partner, so probably been seeing each other
for six months, so we're just getting a special at
this point. And I'd be like sleeping it till like
sleeping it over it years and it would be like
some random times in the morning he would just disappear.
Probaly did it about a couple of times, and then
I asked him on the third time. I was like,

(27:01):
you just disappeared? Where did you go at three in
the morning? Thinking it was really weird, and he told
me he was like, oh, I just went to my
shooting spot. And I was like, what do you mean?
And I probably asked him a couple of months later.
I was like, where was that shooting spot? He was like, Oh,
it's just the server around the corner.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
So brilliant. He's an hour though at three am he's
an eight ale. He'd have a great relationship with the
night worker, even no doubt Casey's called Casey, how do
you go about hiding it?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
So we've been dating for about a year and a
half now, and of was only just recently been admitting
that I do go to the bathroom, and I would
always blame the facts that I need to go, say
high and buy the mom and dad checking in at home.
So I'd leave his house and I'd go.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
How far away is his house? Case?

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Oh like ten minute drive, not far at all.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Seems like a long way to go to take like
a long way to go, but quite good. I don't
on that. Imagine mom and dad. Okay, what are you toilet?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Again?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Very good? Let's go to Taylor. Now, Taylor, this is
your boyfriend a message he would use to hide the
fact that he was doing a number two.

Speaker 9 (28:13):
Well, we've been together for three years and every morning
he stays in my house.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
He still goes to woolworst for a crap. Well, I
don't even know toilet like a public toilet in the
shopping center.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Still goes in So in the.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Mall there's a shopping Yeah, Sarah, you have toilets. That
obviously been all too Sarah, Thanks you very much. Six
five Sarah, what did you.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Do to hide the fact that you're doing it too?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (28:41):
So it wasn't really a pooing story.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
But whenever my boyfriend and I were first together and
I needed to do a fart and I didn't want
to tell him, I would just sneak into the bathroom
and then just kind of put my finger like on
my bum hole and it would just kind of like.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Out of like make.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, So the last call you heard there?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
The last cork, the last Corgie?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
What happened in there?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
What happened to there?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Where are you?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
And popped my eard you're talking about last corgies? You're talking?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
What did I say? Corgy? You did?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I thought? I said, You've also like been hitting a
sniffstick very hard, so I put a hole in the
I'm a little bit worried about you. The last corgie?
Though there's a dock o there.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, I meant to say call is I meant to
say call? We were heard there was a woman who
puts her finger over her bottom.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Right, she finger valves her anus.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Unbelievable. She's a genius. I think we need to give
her a call, right, you want to call?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
You want to you want a cold call?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I need to know more details.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
She's off Sarah Sarah, Sarah, Okay, I remember to call Sarah,
and she I don't want to learn it the finger
velves finger alve Yeah, because you're a because you thought
you think it's a bit over the top. I have
other methods of silencing.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yes, Hi, let me a message and i'll call you back.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Was that wrong number?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, I'm getting told that that's the right number. Hello,
this is Will and Woody.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Why are you using a fake name? Well no, I think,
Oh you're embarrassed about this. Okay, I'm putting two and
two together. I be proud of this, Sarah. Yeah, yeah,
I thought you'd be proud of this. This this talent,
MM talent. It's a great way to describe it, and
I just wanted some further clarification on how to do

(30:34):
it because I wanted to learn that it is.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Did we say that it was us?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh? Cool? Did that all you wanted to say to it? Well,
I mean I wanted to talk to her in person, obviously,
but this is not what I intended. But anyway, Sarah,
give us a call back if you can, because I'd
love to hear more about how you finger v out
of yourself. That definitely came out wrong. Sorry, Sarah, I
meant how you silence your farts is probably a better

(30:59):
way to say it far out. I had no idea
what would sound like that. It was only until it
was out. So she's just going to get that. How

(31:19):
do we delete that? Someone has to steal her phone.
That's technically that is what she does. Sound a very
bad thing.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
That is the best thing that happened on record.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Damn it. No, someone needs to steal her phone. Hey, babe,
where does she live?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm not your ab heard that? Did you hear that? Analys?
Did you hear that?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I missed it?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, okay, I'll let you know. So we just called
Sarah and it turns out her name is not Sarah.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
A woman who uses her finger to silence her farts.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Wood. He's been trying to get onto her, and then
we obviously asked her the question that we wanted to
ask her, But the way that came out was, Hey,
I've just been wanting.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
To know how you think of out of yourself. I
know it's bad, it's really bad. No, I know it's bad.
I didn't realize. I didn't realize as I went for it.
I didn't realize. But what I'm thinking is, how do
you surely we can delete that or it's a voice
maybe in undated with a voicemail. I'm gonna call her
all night and then she's gonna think she's got a
virus and delete her phone. Yeah, we have to bury

(32:32):
the voicemail. Okay, call her again. Well, guys, I apologize.
I apologize. I apologized.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, you gotta apologize. Absolutely, call it back.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's call it back.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
There might be I really hope she picks up.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'd love to apologize. I would you. She'll get this voicemail.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Before, let me message and I'll call you back.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Hey, Sarah, are you going? I just left? Do you
have a voice power before? It's of utmost importance. Just
don't don't listen to that, Just to likeate that immediately
if that is okay, And I hope that doesn't rouse
your curiosity because there's absolutely no reason for it to
do such a thing anyway. It's also will, by the way,
not perfect.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's also.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh that was really really fun, very very good fun
to the ads.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Woods is going to uh, I don't know, to steal
her fun and dug bit of just fair on the
other side, joins us, and you guys get the full
update on where these tattoos are at what you now
it is three tattoos. You might need to get a fourth.

(33:58):
How do you think about your Who's the highest highest
grossing only fans actress, content creator in Australia. She joined

(34:21):
us earlier in the week for what is just an
incredible story, truly former V.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Eight supercar driver. She goes into all of this in
the chat.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Now she does, and we're going to play that for
you in four guys because you can learn how much
money she makes her stance on pawn I thought was
I did not expect. The only thing that I think
you need to know about her behind the scenes is
that we would never have had her in the studio.
And now he's not here because he's at a wedding
in Bali. But Captain Poopants booked her, and weirdly he

(34:51):
booked her. He's the only one that books her. So,
like Analyse, you normally book the guests, right usually, but
pooh Pants just comes in every two years and go
those guys, Rene, Renee, Gracie, let's get her in.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
He does send some suggestions. Yes this wasn't a suggestion though,
because that would come through you. This was like Captain's call.
He just walked in here and goes, guys, renee Gracie
tomorrow three pm.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
It was.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
It was Tony Abbott giving Prince Philip the Knighthood of Australia. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Absolutely. The previous one he did was Rob Sneider. He
was like, yeah, we just came in one day and
he was like, hey, guys, we've got Schneider tomorrow and
we're like Rob Schneider, the guy from the nineties. You've
got to sit down with Rob Schneider. Twenty minutes sit down.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, and then we had to convince him that Rob
Schneider was canceled effectively and that all of his content
had at aged given that it was all, you know,
largely misogynistic humor. Yeah, and then he wheeled out Gracie
a little bit later. So can you confirm or deny
he booked Gracie for a discount on her only fans.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I can neither confirm nor deny, but I can definitely
confirm he booked the guests. Yeah right, Okay, okay, I'm
reading between the lines there. I'm here and we all are.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
Because she wasn't even to say he just recently got
his corporate card canceled.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I didn't know that, did he Actually? Oh yeah, wow,
that might have been us. Anyway, here is Herne Gracie.
So we've spoken on the phone before. But I suppose
for everyone playing at home, you have a very very
interesting professional life for most people. Can you explain the

(36:24):
dichotomy between the two jobs that I suppose you operate in.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Well, I guess the first one would have been a
racing car driver. That was my first career, or attempt
at a career, and I did that for a little while.
I was prim proper, made to look a certain way,
made to act a certain way. Then I disappeared into
the distance, fell out of love with the sport COVID,
hit desperate times, just moved back from Melbourne, actually back

(36:50):
to Queensland, living with my dad. Needed some money, failed
racing career, My life was over. My plan a and
only plan in life was to race cars and it
didn't work out.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
And I just needed a bit of extra money in my.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Back pocket and discovered OnlyFans and then I became an
online content creator and a very successful OnlyFans creator.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
So when you say a little bit of extra money
in your back pocket, how much did that turn out
to be.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Well, the aim was maybe a couple hundred bucks, five
hundred bucks. Maybe, I'm like, surely I've got enough fans.

Speaker 13 (37:22):
Someone's going to give me something if I ask for it.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
But yeah, I made like eighty thousand US dollars within
the first couple.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Of hours hours.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, yeah, Like I started it, I think at like
seven o'clock at nighttime, and then by midnight it was
like at eighty thousand US dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I'm not super familiar with only fans, but.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
That's what they all say.

Speaker 13 (37:46):
Only what if I had a dollar for every time
I had a witcher?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
But is the eighty thousand US dollars is that people
that are subscribing to follow your content?

Speaker 13 (37:57):
Yeah, so it.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Actually wasn't from the subscription. The money came from people
actually going, Oh, my god, I'm your biggest fan. Here's
one hundred dollars. I met you when you were thirteen
at Disco cart track.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I love you.

Speaker 13 (38:07):
Here's a hundred bucks. It was like support. It was people,
and then you had people going, oh, can you show
me this.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I'll give you this, and then they'd send me five
hundred bucks in the hope that they could see something
that I wasn't willing to provide at the time, but
people just gave me money for existing, which was like
the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That is extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
People can see this. Renee Gracie Fireproof is now streaming
only on Standing and no, we've all got stand now
because of the games, so you can go and see
how Renee.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Got into this.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
So can I ask, like, obviously, one of the big
buzzwords is you know, porn, addiction and all that sort
of stuff. At the moment, particularly, there's loads of mums
and kids and stuff that listened to us.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
You aware of that.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Where's the boundary for you within that? I know you
said before there are things that people were asking you
to do that you didn't feel comfortable doing. How do
you kind of maintain a sense of like ethics around
doing what you're doing whilst being aware of how potentially
damaged things like porn can be for young boys or
just younger people in general.

Speaker 13 (39:04):
Obviously, I have morals.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I sort of have a rule that I won't do
anything that's actually illegal, or if I have to pretend
to do something on a video that is still illegal,
I won't do it. That's sort of like where I
draw the line. But I think from my personal experience,
I have saved lives. I have saved lives with men
who have been broken up. They are depressed, they are lonely,

(39:26):
their wife just left them, they haven't seen their kids
in five years.

Speaker 13 (39:30):
I see the opposite side.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
And I understand that there is a really negative side,
but I have no doubt in my mind that I
have probably talked to people of potentially being in a
really deep dark place. I also know that my sight
and what us girls and females and creators can provide
on this page is something that a lot of people
can't get, which is potentially where those addictive personalities develop,

(39:52):
wanting more, more, more, more and more, where all of
a sudden they don't have to watch hours and hours
and hours and hours of porn because they've got this
really person connection with somebody. So while there are negatives,
and there's always going to be people who take things
too far, of course, anything you do in life, it's
not just porn, obviously, but I really feel like this industry,
which is why it is a billion dollar industry and

(40:14):
one of the longer standing industries ever, is it provides
something and I think only fans is the new wave
of providing something that has never been provided before.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Well, I think that's an amazing answer because I know
that psychologically if anyone that has read Johann Hari's Lost Connections,
his thesis is that connection is the opposite of addiction.
So you have porn addiction down one end, which is
more and more. You're saying, if you create an only
fans connection with one what do you call it, models,

(40:42):
creator creators, then that will supplant the porn addiction that
they've created.

Speaker 13 (40:47):
Yeah, and it stops people.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
That's interesting looking for things that all of a sudden
they're not attainable because they're watching these crazy things or
just consuming so much content where they take away they
go only fans. They might still subscribe to several girls,
but they're having connections and relationships that porn wasn't able
to give them. But that's what they're actually chasing in
the long run.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Wow, well said can I ask you? And I you
said before, so you one of your lines is I
won't do anything illegal or even make it seem like
I'm faking to do something illegal. What are these illegal
things that people are requesting?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Incest stuff that's a that's a common that's yeah, that's
that's been asked for.

Speaker 13 (41:27):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I do have people like pretending that they wish that
I was, you know, acting with both father and son
and and things like that.

Speaker 13 (41:37):
So yeah, incest is one thing. So that's that's a
that's a no for me unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
And you you won't even fake that you're seen.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
I won't do it in.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Real life, and I and I won't fake to do
something that's illegal like that. That's where I draw the
line anything in a relationship. No, I sort of I
find people that come on in feature and I try
to for a little while. Yeah, I have jet like relationships,
but it's quite hard to have a serious relationship unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Is that hard?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, to the point where you're like, I really like you.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
But yeah, I kind of need to draw the line
because that's when feelings and stuff get in the way
and I can't. I've got it's a bigger picture unfortunately,
and I'm not really in the position I don't want
to get married or have children, so it's kind of
like what I'm hanging on for, you know what I mean.
So I kind of it's hard because I would I've
always grown up never mixed business with pleasure, but unfortunately
now that's my job.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
So it's very difficult. It's very difficult to do that line.
So it is difficult.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
But I'm lucky that I'm in a position where I
sort of my future doesn't put me in a position
where I'm really desperate to hang on to someone and
find my person as of now, so it's easier for
me to make less emotional decisions.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
What's given you a sense of freedom? I'm hearing as
you say that.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I think the other interesting relationship to look at with
this is you started by saying that when you began
your Only Fans, Paige, you were living with your dad.
That conversation, yeah, did you speak to him before you started?
It was that first night, discreet and secret away from
him or no.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I'm very fortunate to have a dad who, well, he
supported me in motorsport, so I would say that I
have a dad that's quite open minded and doesn't really
mind as long. Dad's sort of thing with me growing
up is as long as you're committed to it, as
long as you commit one hundred percent and you give it,
you're all He's all in and he doesn't really care
what it is. I just went up to him because
I had so much money that was coming through. I'm like, oh,
far out, Like I need to figure out what's if

(43:27):
this is real, and I need to obviously set myself
up and make sure I manage this properly. And I'm like,
I'm living with dad. He's going to be the first
person to know when I start making money because I'm
going to start buying all these things and I'm not
going to be able to get away with it money
from So I'm like, he's gonna be the first question
person to question me. So and then he was just like, oh, well,

(43:47):
see if it's real, come back to me in a
week and see if the money hits your bank account.

Speaker 13 (43:51):
We can go from there.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
So he kind of didn't really really care. He sort
of wanted to see that it was legit. There were
some times in the beginning where it got really hard.
I got a lot of hate for in the beginning
not doing everything on my platform.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
So I've got a lot of a lot of right
So if you don't do what people ask you to do,
they get angry.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yeah, people were getting frustrated with me, and it wasn't
quite comfortable and I was like, I can't do this
and maybe you know, this wasn't something that I should
have done.

Speaker 13 (44:14):
And he's like, don't stop now, money is too good.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Don't you just stop?

Speaker 13 (44:19):
And I was like, okay, keep going. Here's supportive.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, great message.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Here's a huge star on the documentary. Actually, everyone everyone
keeps coming up to me.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I love your day.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
And he gets recognized in public now he told me
he was all a little ale chuffed about it.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
So yeah, well, you can check out the documentary Renee
Gracie Fireproof only on stand Renee, thanks so much for
coming in if you want to go and see. Renee
has got a brand new podcast as well. It's called
in the back Seat Talking to People That Unconventional Roads
to Success, which I suppose is your story as well.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yeah, so people can get that wherever they stream their podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
If whar more Ever, Nay, it's been loving to meet you.

Speaker 13 (44:52):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
What a great, amazing.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Story to finally come in.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
There you go, that's Rene Grazie.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Unbelievable chat, unbelievable woman.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
It's one of the great stories truly.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I think the interesting thing about listening to that is
if you don't know what she looks like, the way
that she talks, you don't expect, do you know what
I mean? Like she's kind of defies stereotypes.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
And she's very like for something that there's obviously a
level of shame and judgment around only fans content creators.
I think the way that she holds herself talking about
it and no questions are of flemus Like we were
asking as you just heard, I was asking.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
About does dad know about it? You're like, you know, partners,
do they know about it?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
And she just she's so comfortable and at ease within
the industry that she's working in. I thought it was
awesome one hundred cent it was here. She was great.
Now Woods before we get out of here.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Obviously, everyone listening to this, given that we're not doing
a daily show podcast anymore, wants to know the update
on the tattoos. So here's a little montage of where
we left you guys last time.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Montag gold paris twenty three plus one. Just a simple
line through Shane, I'm doubling down.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Will I want to be a legend. I've always wanted
to be a legend, and I can only become a
legend by backing people before they've won gold medals.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Have you spelled your name right?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I have.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'm not an idiot. Spell it for me j A
M I M A montag No, No are you guys?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
No, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
That's your fault because I was in a rush. Saw
what do I thought? You don't spelled Jemima j A
M I am GEMI. I think there are gem Imers
out there. That's the guy. Guy didn't speak English. I
didn't speak a word of English. It was really quite
hard to translate. Anyway, that's fine. No one will notice that.
You guys didn't notice it.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
I hadn't seen it. I ain't seen her close.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Old Joe's the first person that saw it.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I'm close. Or you've spelt it like Jemima puddle duck.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Wow, no one will notice that.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
And that's wow.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
That's easy anyway.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
You've spelt it jam i'ma like strawberry jam Ima.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
It's fine. Oh man.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
We minded to cross out the A and put a
little above it.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
If she wins. So the first step after all of
that was to speak to Jemima's mum. So this is
the day after her twenty kilometer individual event, and well,
I wanted to know from her, did you mama win golf? No,

(47:43):
I'm doing obviously still unbelievable efforts to compete at the Games.
How did she go, Amanda?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Look, she had really an amazing race and she's still
got to medal.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
But it was bronze.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Wow, still amazing. No, so no, And there's a really
hard line for us to tread in all of this,
particularly you, because obviously her winning a bronze medal at
the at the Games is phenomenal, extraordinary, Like it really
is just the epitome of success. You're at the Olympics,

(48:21):
so let's start that is successful. Getting any sort of
metal you are that is successful. But she didn't wish
it's cold, So it's a failure in through the lens
of the tattoo that you have on your legs. So
you and I constantly are having these chats with the
producers every time that we touch base with Jemima's mum,

(48:42):
And you're going to hear it again when Jemima actually
joined us, where the producers have to come in here
and say to us, guys, just reminder, she did well.
She she won a bronze medal. Okay, so let's just
make sure we celebrate her before we get into the
BacT that you put a line through her name. So
we're going to get to that very very shortly, and

(49:04):
just where the Jemima stuff continues to go, because we
did ever on the show.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
But before we get there, what are you? Went and
got another tat women's fifteen hundred meters. Yep, there is
an Australian woman by the name of Jessica Hull yeap.
Three to four weeks ago she broke the world record
for two kilometers. I say, yep, we make these tats right,
and we both add Jessica Hull to our bodies celebrating

(49:32):
her gold.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I think you're getting it by yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I cannot believe you. You are going to be a
groomsman at my winning and you are letting me Are
you kidding? Well, yes, I just I feel like So
this was I guess now half a week ago. There's
not much time of the games left, so I had
to go again. Incredibly disappointing that you didn't join me.
I extended an olive branch.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
There, and that's just that's just, that's just you know,
I wanted to you didn't I wanted to you did
not wanted to. That's just my content brain thinking though,
because you know they say people find it hard to
differentiate us. I was like, this is this is this
is great character growth for you. You know what is
the crazy guy that gets tattoos? Will's the conservative guy?
And it pains me, but that was the that was

(50:22):
the muscle that I was using in that instant well
way to play a role mate.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
And I will continue to play my role as moron.
So speaking of that too. Like literally twenty four hours
after I got the tattoo of Jessica Hall, who is
still very much alive in the fifteen hundred meters, you
informed me live on the radio show that jess Montag
was actually competing in a second event. It was the
twenty or the forty kilometer mixed relay. By the way,

(50:48):
Jess Montagma Montaigl j very good or is it? Or
is it Jam? I'm no, whis gem? I definitely not
Jess Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean this is problem. I'm
not really a big details guy. Anyway, this is this
is now live on the radio show, as you're informing
me that Jemima Montag is still a chance to win

(51:10):
a goal.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
She's racing again, mixed a walk. They're in the last
five case.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
For licensing reasons, had to do guttural noises to describe
what's happening, and you've had to interpret it.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
My interpretation, going well.

Speaker 14 (51:26):
Going really well, hit the wall, bugger. Not amazing, but improvement.
She's unbelievable if she.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Wins a gold Jemima montag twice on your legs, you've
crossed out jam Eimer's name. She's running for another goal.
The tattoo could be live again. Your leg is just
looking more and more like a year four's piece of
homework that's been corrected with scratches, corrections and lines that

(52:02):
will be there permanently. And the great new was after
all of this, after Jemima's race, she was the one
that came on and we got to talk to her
about the fact that, unfortunately for you woulds, she did
not win another gold medal. That was he You know,
you've got to have one foot on the ground at
all times. Are you conscious of that, Like when you're

(52:23):
just walking along the beach, like, oh, that would have
been a fowl. Oh that would have been a fowl.
Like is that going off?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
And you end it.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, when I'm walking just casually, I am thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
You know, when you're at the supermarket and they announced that,
like you know, lane four is now open, and everyone
rushes over. Do you just go into a power walk
and dominate everyone?

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
If you have to get to a tram across a plane,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah yeah, chasing a tram, power walking would be unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Absolutely, Or even just in places where you can't run,
so like you know, meeting rooms university and can run.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah, anytime the lifeguard's liked no running, then I just
race walk a little faster than run and run. They
feel silly, really great.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Stumbled across an article Jemima about you a year ago
second in the World Change. So I was like, here
we go, here we bloody go, Joan Montag. And then
I saw this amazing video that you did about the
nutrition changes that you were making to your diet as well,
and I was like, if she's eaten right and she's
coming second in World Championships, this is my girl.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Well I'm flattered.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
You know.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Most Olympians get the Olympic Rings tattoo, and I'm even
agonizing over that decision because it's so permanent. So if
you've got my name's felt wrong, right, let's.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Just focus on that actually, because you've said wrong, but
I'm still not one hundred percent sure. So you you
definitely spell your name j E M not not j
A M.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Well for now, but mum's considering changing it after your
little chat with her.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
What's this face?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
We did speak to your mama after your first twenty
K walk, So Jemima or jam Iima as we call
you on this show. The next installment is that after
the twenty k walk, amazing that you won the bronze,
but because wood is tattoo says gold Paris twenty three
plus one. He then gets tattooed a line through your

(54:19):
name so it's Jemima Montag and then crossed out Jemima Montag.
And then yesterday on the show, we found out that
you were racing again. He didn't realize that you were
doing the forty k mixed relay walk as well, so there.

Speaker 15 (54:32):
Was as Jemima said, that's a new event, you know,
So there was this absolute panic here in the studio
as he's talking about how he is going to get
the tattoo the line through your name erased so that
the tattoo will be reinstated.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
So there was all sorts of emotions going on and
you were reeling them in at the end of the
forty k yesterday as well, so he was looking at
some severe tattoo correction surgery if you guys had have
come through with the gold. But either way, I wanted
to get you up to speed there. I mean, we've
been obviously admirers of yours from afar as Has Australia,

(55:08):
but you have meant so much to this radio show
and everybody who has listened we've followed your journey, so congratulations.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Thanks so much. I mean you should have got Mena
Kennedy on you, either of the.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Fox sisters, that's right. I mean we can go through
the Ariana Tipmus would have been a good while.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I preferred you. I referred to you Jamimah. Maybe I
can cross that Paris and write La as well.

Speaker 10 (55:32):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I think your Remia is suitably freaked out that a
guy in Australia is getting her name tattooed on you.
That's fair enough, Remimah.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
When did you, Jemima, when did you find out that
I had tattooed your name on my body the.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Night the night after I'd competed, we were out on
an Italian restaurant to celebrate and my sister, Yeah, pulled
out her phone and you sing, this must have been
on social media. And then I was being senter by
school friends. Everyone was eating it up, loved it.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Have you ever had anyone else tattoo your name on them?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I've told my boyfriend many times he's welcome to tattooed
across his heart, and he's laughed at that.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
So so he is the only man. So what is
the only man on the planet with your name tattooed
on him? That's right, sort of my name, sort of
your name and.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Then crossed out as well. So it's just just a
final throw the stump. See, Jemima, would you be open
at all to changing your name to jam Maima? Sure,
that's massive. I'm taking that as gospel. I'll do the paperwork,
Jemima amazing talking to Jemima obviously a legend. Two bronze
medals is an extraordinary, extraordinary effort. So I'm so happy

(56:47):
she had come on the show and have a laugh
about that. Yeah, And I think also I mean, she
was laughing about it, but there was that moment at
the end there where she was like, it is totally
bizarre that another a man who isn't my boyfriend has
my name tattooed on his body. Yees, will always be
the case, even if there is a line through it.
That is the case.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Well, as I said to you a number of times,
you know, before we do, you want me to just
do the interview by myself because at the end of
the day, you're a guy who's fourteen years older than
her that's got her name tattoo on your body nine years.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
But yes, that that is super strange. The other woman
on my leg is Jessica Hull who got through the
heats on Tuesday Night. That's all I know at this
point of the recording of this podcast. That's all that
I know. But we did decide to speak to Georgie Tunney,
who is a bit of an expert on the games.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
At the moment, she's got her own games podcasts. Yeah
two Good Sports. Yes, well it's a sport podcast, but
at the moment they specialized day to day on the
goings on all the games, so we wanted to get
Tunny off. They did gold medal predictions.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
We found out really should have listened to that pod,
but I wanted to ask Georgie specifically, is Jessica Hull
a good chance?

Speaker 11 (57:56):
So we needed to become in as consultant going forward
because I can crossing out jess Hull, I know, and
I say that as a jeffs Whule lover. I think
she'll podium. I don't think she'll win goal.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Who's beating her?

Speaker 10 (58:12):
Faith kipp Yogan.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
Yeah, it's an incredible runner, so I think that she
will be out for blood in this race. Now, jess Woodie,
the good thing for you is that only recently she's
recorded the fifth fastest time ever in this event, so
in a fifteen ever. Wow, she's informed she's also broken
a world record for the two thousand meters.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
That's what I saw and then impulsively went to the
tattoo parlor and was like, I'm inking that girl up
right now. She's broken around.

Speaker 11 (58:42):
Yeah, this is where you need to call Jelmy and
I and we could have told you that the two
thousand meters actually isn't a game's event, it's not.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Part of the program, so she may as well have
broken the world record.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
For Tetris is what you're telling me.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
So there you go, guys. I mean by the time
we come back to this woods, you will know whether
one of the tatters on your leg is actually relevant
and means something well, and the question.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
I mean this.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
The next podcast comes out in a week. A lot
can have it in a week. I could put someone
else on my leg. I really, I don't know. I
don't know what the future will need to be. It
needs to be an event in Paris so the Paralympics start.
I think next week we need to put it down.
I don't think I can do it best to put
it I refuse to put it down.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
That's fine, but I think that might be something in
your own time.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I can't say it on the radio anymore.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
I think you should get finger velve No, don't. Yeah,
I think finger Vel is going to go in there
one of the great moments on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Hope you guys have enjoyed it. We will see you
next week.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
You'