July 17, 2024 • 32 mins
- Tenacious D has cancelled their tour
- An uncomfortable call to a dry cleaner
- Kings Of The Rings: what should we do with the money?
- Who should we get tattood on us?
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Nations D, which is Jack Black's band just cancels down Under,
which is sad, really sad off the back of a
joke that his partner, his band partner said, and a
Tenacious D gig Kyle, if you haven't heard it ever
listened to.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
This film Trump Next Time, So don't miss Trump Next Time.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Jack Blake then posts and basically says, I don't I
don't agree with inciting politically political violence, and then basically
says all creative projects with Tenation's d on holds this
does get a bit crip, but from our perspective in particular, devastated.
In fact, I'm just looking at I just got the calendar.
(00:56):
Invite then to say, quote from our management Saturday twentieth July,
Tenacious D four backstage passes, Jack Black's guest list canceled.
I mean that is to dagger through the heart for
you and me.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
And the reason where Jack Black's guesses is because we
got this great opportunity when Jack was here in Australia
promoting Kung Fu Panda four. We literally spent the day
with him. We had an interview with him in the morning.
I think we got some audio of us and Jack
just hanging.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Malaliny malony, Holy cow, he's going not for not so
yeah sing off between Jack and I.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
That was great. But then we introduced him on stage
to a movie premiere and again we actually spent a
lot of time with the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I know, we watch Kung Fu Pandavor with him,
which is, you know, to date our favorite film, The Dream.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So then Jack genuinely at the end of the day goes,
I want to reconnect with you guys, I want to
catch up when I'm back here with the band Tenacious D,
and like, I'll put your name on the list, and
we were kind of like, it feels like a bit
of a throwaway cup. You probably won't put us on
the list.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He actually did put us on the list.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Meanwhile, I go and speak to my future wife and
say to her, hey, listen, haven't had date night for
a while. This is what I.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Wanted you and I've financially spoken about this yet, and
I knew that you would have made this thing looked
like it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Was all your I said, look, look, I know things
are a bit tired at the moment, but listen, I've
gone big. I know you're a tenacious defense and she
was like, oh sort of, And I was like, nah,
I know you are. I've sort us some VIP backstage passes.
She was like, oh my god, so exciting. So like
I just had this perfect date night laying up and
it's it's.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's been really Yeah, you really were not in
shining armor at that stage, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And obviously like, I'm going to let it, you know,
let let's sleeping dog's life for a little bit. But
at what point did you think we reach out to
Jack and go like, hey mate, you don't fully understand
why you cancel all that, but that VIP path is
that going to be? Is that rolling over to next time?
Or can we can we get some sort of evidence
to suggest that maybe we're locked in for next the
(03:05):
next one, or you want to fly us over to America?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let's sleep in dogs life? Do you mean reach out
dreams soon? Give it a week and then just go,
hey mate, you won't remember me. But Kung Food panted
for we had to sing off.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, and you kind of promise me these vp ts
in your candle. So I don't feel like, yeah, I
don't want to say Omi, but what this story is
totally wild? Someone did a Pooh in Gwyneth Paltrow's house
when they were a guest. There's a fair bit to
(03:46):
unpack here, so much that's her singing with Huey Lewis,
by the way, Gwyneth Paltrow, that is, but his thing.
So apparently she's been longtime friends with this guy called
Derek Blasberg. Right, I don't know much about Derek. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's a socialite.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I think a bit of a social he's a socialite. Sure,
so he's hanging with all the big stars, including Gwyneth.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Paltrow, Derek Blasberg dB.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
He's yeah, I think dB for short. He's stayed at
Gwyneth's house, right, because they're buds. He's obviously staying the night, okay,
And then as far as Gwyneth is concerned, he stayed
the night and everything was fine.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The next day Gwyneth goes out to lunch with Wait
till you hear these names, Oprah, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If I ever, at any stage in my life get
to walk out in the front door and say sorry,
I'm going to with Oprah, You've made it like I
don't care who else is there.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's awesome. I've got lunch with Oprah. I tell everyone that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So she's at lunch with Oprah. Wow, Jerry Signow and
Larry David that these people just doing lunch. It's just
famous things you do.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Honestly, what else would you do. You'd go to the
most expensive restaurant down and you get the best table.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh is whoys? Oprah's paying the bill?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Jerry, yeah, Jerry's.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Larry David.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Thet's split, thet'd split.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're trying and to go. I didn't have a chip
chips the chip, so yeah, anyway, I feel like I
didn't drink. So look, So they're all at lunch arguing
over the bill, and then Gwyneth receives a phone call
from her housekeeper, because of course she has a housekeeper.
The housekeeper is screaming down the phone, going, Gwyneth, there
(05:36):
is that, there's a there's a pooh, there is a
poo in the bed. What the hell is going on here?
Like what happened last night? Why is there a pool
in the bed? And the worst bit was not only
was there a poo in the bed, but there was
also a tip on the bedside table, as if so
this Derek guy has gone he's done a poo in
the bed and then gone, that's awful behavior. But I'll
tell you what, I'll leave it like a twenty dollars
(05:58):
bill and let someone else deal with it, okay, So effectively,
his is a good story, Derek's way of dealing with this.
And by the way, this this story, someone at that
lunch leaked it, so either Oprah, Jerry Seinfeld or Larry
David started talking. Now it's world news, right. But you
and I were talking about this story today obviously because
(06:18):
it's the best story ever, and we both are of
the view that you would you just wouldn't do a
runner there. If you do a pooh in someone's bed, yep,
you're doing a runner and not telling anyone anyone about
it is the worst thing you can do.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Pathetic so many different ways, Like if you've pooed in
someone's bed, I think runner has to be the last.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Thing that you're doing.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Like you at least get it out of there, you know,
put the sheets in the wash, whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
But we we do disagree on the best way to
go about it though.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Because I'm a direct person, we're a case in truth v.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Harmony. I'm a truth guy. You're a harmon a guy.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm a truth I would just go straight to Gwen.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'd call her personally. I go, this is what's happened.
You're a friend, You're staying in her house. You go,
let's just this is awful. It's embarrassing for me. Can
I have your help me?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm a solutions guy. I would I would not talk to.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
As a coward. Yeah whatever will?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I feel like he should have called a dry cleaner.
You call a dry cleaner and go and say what.
They're professionals in this area, right, so you get advice
from them, or you try and organize like a pickup
or something.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
A pick up for a poo to bed.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I knew.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
This all day.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So what I want you to do is I want
you to call a dry cleaner and literally put yourself
in DB's shoes. Perfect, you've poohed in a bed, fine,
and and you need what and you need them.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
To tell you how to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And I'll put myself in the exact situation that Derek's in.
I'm Derek and the phone call yeah okay, and I
was say that like I'll say, my girlfriend Gwenna's in
another room or something to do with it quickly.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think that I think we needed that needs to
be the tweak on it, because if you say my
girlfriend Gwyneth is at lunch, they'll just go I'll drop
it off.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, So we need to have a time. I'll say
she's in the shower. I'll say she's in the shower.
So we've only got.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A couple of minutes to figure this out.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
She'll be two minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'll give you two minutes otherwise than you walk in, Okay, Gweth,
when I need to Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
On thet.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
HI, how are you going. I'm not that great. I've
got a little bit of a situation that i'm in
right now. Have you got a second to talk?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Okay. So look, basically, I'm at my girlfriend's house right now.
It's pretty early in the relationship, and she's she's just
in the bathroom right now, she's in the shower. Okay.
But when she went into the bathroom, I saw that
as an opportunity to who effectively do a fart. Okay,
And basically I've a little bit more's come and I've
(09:08):
got Now there's a stain on the bed sheets.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
So I reckon, I've got a minute. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Sheep or.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
The quickest would be to put it straight into the wash,
I would say, because if you try to use like,
let's say, like alcohol wipes and stuff like that, it
may make the stain kind of push further, it may
not fully come out. Okay, okay, yeah, I think the
quickest would be to chuck it straight into the wash
stain removal and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'm not familiar with her like laundry situation. I don't
even know what's going to be in there. And again,
I've got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
And yeah, because if you use water and stuff, stains
can actually sit even worse.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, okay, what would you do in my situation? I
literally I think I've got thirty seconds before she comes out.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Honestly, Oh I would. I would just be honest. I
know it maybe a little bit embarrassing to be honest
with it, but you know, sometimes that does happen. And
I'm sure you understand.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Like, yeah, yeah, find a question you don't do? Do
you do pick ups?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Could you we do do pick up and delivery?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Could you be here?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Could you be here like in the next five or
ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
To think, I don't think so, unfortunately, just because our
delivery driver's already allen. He's out and about like a
bit further.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Out right now, I'll pay you five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Let me get the boss. You mean what, I'll try
me very quick, go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
On, It's okay. I probably don't have time for that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I definitely run the same pay.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hi, Tony, here you're going. Basically, I'm at my new
girlfriend's house. She's just in the shower right now, and
I took the opportunity to do a fart in bed. Yeah,
I went to do a fart because I was holding it.
All right, it's a new relationship. Unfortunately, I've followed through
a little bit again. I'm sorry to be crash, but
now I've got to stay in the bed and I'm
just thinking I'm in a bit of emergent. See right now,
do you have any advice as to how I can
(11:01):
get that stain out of the bed like as quick?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Ass on the mattress?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, may have gone through to the mattress.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yeah, there's probably not much you can do?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Ship, What can you do?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I was just saying to the woman I spoke to before, like,
you guys, maybe do pickups? Like maybe I could just
throw the sheet at least out of the window and
I can get like a quick turn and the.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Only problem is our drivers out.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
What would you do in this situation? Like there is
there's a bit of a smell as well. I have
any advice on how to deal with that? Oh God,
what can I say to you?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I don't know what to say to you unless you
grab a cup of coffee and spill it all over
it and just say, oh shit, sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That's actually a great idea. That's actually a great idea.
So Paul, just shit, yeah, And I'm just on the
phone to my dad.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Just grab a cup of coffee then maybe just take
it to the launder man.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Just come into the room. Hi, honey, here you going,
Hi honey. Yeah, I'm just on the phone. I'm just
on the phone to my dad.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh sure, you can speak to dad. Dad. Did you
want to speak to Gwen?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Hello, Hey, Gwen?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
This doesn't sound like is that you Sean?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Hell? Were here?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Gwen?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Good?
Speaker 7 (12:18):
How's my son trading you.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
You are an absolute legend. I think this is the
best example of customer service I have ever seen in
my life. Tony, you're talking to Will and would he
make this is a radio show?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That one? Mate.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You went above and beyond, my friend.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'll put my foot in your shoes, mate.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, but it sounds like you've worn those shoes before.
By the way, you were very quick to come up
with that coffee example.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wardrow.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We have been collecting over the last week unwanted engagement
rings from past relationships, rings that you had enough of.
If you Lara Bingle, you might have flushed it down.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
The toilet, who knows, allegedly allegedly, But we have found
a new home for those rings in our pockets as
we have become the kings of the rings.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well anybody are.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And guys, it's been a week of collecting these things.
If you've got another ring, you still want to give
it to us, hit us up thirty one and six
five or dm us we've got We've had a lot
of rings over the last week and I'm very excited
today because today we finally find out how much.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Money we have got off what I think.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Was just just we just we just hit a hole
in the market there. You know. It was almost like
when text Mechs opened up in Australia, was like, no,
I don't think they are, but they just read the market.
They were like Mexican food, it's going to take off.
They made billions. We've done the same thing. We haven't
made billions, but I reckon we've made nearly ten thousand
dollars off collective Engage drinks.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well, that's that is a rough guess. A producer LJ
has put together a more accurate evaluation of what we received.
I think we should take some calls first as to
what people want us to do with the money, and
then I'll reveal how much money we actually have.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
N It's nice, Carol, Carol, what do you reckon we
should do with the cash.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
We should have a divorced party for dinner.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Pis hang on, Carol, she is she officially divorced?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
According to every social media post to go to.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yes, it's just sad. It's sad, but not fun party.
It was a glamorous relations Yeah, very fun party. I
like it, Carol, A bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Very good fun.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
But Carol, how much would it cost to put on
a party? I've never really put on a party before.
How much?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Well, if it was Jennifer Lopez, so we wouldn't even
be touching the edge.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
But Jean Brown, I reckon, we have a few.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Drinks, did we'd get the boos? Carol?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Ro Robs God, but everyone who's six five Rob, we've
raised a lot of money. We are now the kings
of the rings. What do you think we should do
with the cash?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Guys? I reckon, we should melt them down and make
it into a Game of Thrones style chair. Maybe maybe
we can call it Game of Thrones gone by. You know,
you know they're probably not engaged anymore, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
So everyone's really leaning into the Jennifer Lopez link to
this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
We just played Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That's fair. That's what that's that's what people are doing. Yeah, right, Robert,
I mind, that's one would people hire the chair? Is
that the way it would work? Like? It'd be like
a chair?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Like, look, guys, I reckon, I reckon, we'd make our
money back pretty quickly. You know, I think all those
war seas would be coming out of the cracks, for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't understand. I don't understand the concept to melt
down the rings. How many rings do you think we've
got right now?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I've five.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We're not making a chair for an well, that's not
while idea about it. But you know I got a
doorn A chair with some rings. Oh yeah, but what's
the idea from that?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And then people go, I'd love to hire your chair.
I've got what I've got an event coming up? What
event coming up? I need a chair? Okay, yeah, that's
how we make I.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Think I preferred most your idea, which was hier Russell
Crow for the day and get him to do some
jobs in the maximums outfit that for me is up there, and.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Then people would contact us and go like, I would
like rustle this for me, et cetera, and then we've
got him for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm still keen on buying a boat. I've said that
a few times. I know you've been down that path.
I know you're not keen on it. And I know
there's a twenty thousand dollars yacht that got blown up
in the harbor a little while ago. But I know
all those things but I wasn't part of it. I'm
still keen on I didn't organize the dynam You made
a deal with the police officerly for a boat, and
you made you go through with it. Now, justin cal.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
What do you reckon we should do with the cash
from these engagement rings that we've collected.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
I think you should put it all on black.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I like it, and then we can have another chat
about what we should do with the money when we've
double that.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That's that's good, you see to that.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I mean it's I mean it's fast paced.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's high stakes.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Okay, okay, okay, so that is if we need more money. Right, So,
right now.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm know how much money we've got.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I'm flipping over a piece of paper when.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
We say money, like, obviously we're gonna have to sell
them to get the money.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We'll go to a pawn We've got to a jop shop. Yes, now,
I don't know what experience you have in valuing of
rings here, LJ. But I'm flipping the paper. We trusted
you with it here. We this is good. Really, I'm
really happy with it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
So look, I'm not going to go over all the
words of ring collecting. So I feel like it should
be decent. Now we don't know what the money is
just yet. What are you about to read out how
much money we have collected from these engagements? I also
think that I mean we often, you know, I was
in Amsterdam recently broadcasting and I think we I think,
you know, we had a lot of success growing our
(18:02):
international audience, you know, just looking beyond our shores, which
I think is ambitious. But we haven't got a billboard
in Australia anyway. We've got zero marketing here in Australia. Well,
why don't get ourselves a Ballei billboard?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
How much treking a Bali billboard would cost us?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't say about fifty bucks? No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
We could get multiple billboards.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Right, you're not getting a billboard here in Australia for
ten grand. But I mean, I don't know how much
we've got here. But imagine going we imagine just down
the freeway in Bali.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Just a lot of a lot of Australians do go
on holiday. I can't go anyway without saying willin Woody,
here in zim and Yak, let's go to Zacho his zacho.
Before I reveal how much money we do have. What
do you think we should do with the cash.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
We should melt the rings down and sell them and put.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Them towards for his suit for his wedding.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I mean, I like that be a little bit selfish,
but no, nice suggestion, very good suggestion. I did sayd
yesterday's show that I'm hoping to wear an old suit
on my wedding day.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hey, someone in our team, not sure who is, just
put in the chat that a billboard in Bali costs
two and a half grand a month. So we get
four billboards. There's a movie in that. Maybe it's three.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You keep its.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Four billboards, four bill fills outside Denpasa.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
You keep assuming that we've got ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I do.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Why do you think it's ten?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Look, you know I'm a mathematician. You know I'm doing
these sums in my head all the time. I think
it's about ten. I think we got four engagement rings
that were worth about two grand, and then I think
there was some sprinkling on top of that. Good news,
I think it should be about ten.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
If a billboard in Bali costs two and a half
grand per month, the good news is we could get
multiple bills.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh wow, oh my god? Will I mean, yes, yes,
how much have we got?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
This isn't an official evaluation. I do want to stress
that this is just producer LJ taking.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Could be off to carry the two to move a
decimal point.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
She's also taking.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
The word of the people who were giving I think
I saw using a calculator as a phone before.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Okay, will, if we were to believe that LJ was
accurate in her evaluation, yes, the current figure that we
have to do something for this radio show, anything, Yes,
nine thousand and three hundred.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
I'm very happy with that. I'm so very happy with that.
And again, I don't condone gam Win at all. That
it could become eighteen six hundred pretty quick. Okay, but
don't condone game Win at all.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
So when you say eighteen six hundred, you're talking about
putting all of that on on black and just.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Since his idea not mine, Yeah, I know, I know
you don't ever know where the casino is, never been,
never been.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Don't I'm making like I always go now, okay joking.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Let's go away and have a think about it. I'm
happy to put it all on black. I am, but
I'm also nine dollars the three billboards I didn't persud
could be a vibe.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Hey, what do he?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
The Olympics are coming up very very shortly, and I
pitched a basic question to yesterday. The idea is, what
if we got gold medal tattoos celebrating an Australian win
in a particular event. All right, so for example Brontie
Campbell gold Paris twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, but we get that.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Tattoo before the Olympics even starts. Now it's more often
than not these are gaffes, drunken things that people do.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
It happened at the Euro's recently. Recently someone went for
the England Euros twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
It was our producer Elder and they lost. They lost
in the final two one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Now I think we can do this because I think
with the right research. I know that it's a silly
and I know on paper it's a silly thing to do.
I know, but as you mentioned before, you've got a
tattoo of half a horse manity on your ass yep,
amongst other things. Walrus And says cool dad with an
arrow pointing up with So look, I feel for you
(22:40):
it's a bit of a drop.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
In the ocean.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yes, it doesn't really matter for me. It's a significant step.
I've got to think about where the tattoo is going
to go. That's a big part of it. But before
we get to any of that, I'm probably gonna have
to call Sam. If I'm honest, I'll probably will.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
You don't have to ask your partner to put ink
on your body. It is your body own, your body mate.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
We spoke to your partner yesterday. She's just what she was.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You were into your wedding, so it's different on the wedding.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Dame.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Let's let's just we'll worry about that later. Let's just
right now.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yes, let's talk about what the tattoo or who the
tattoo should be off, because obviously there's probably hundreds of
Olympians who are going to be at the Olybix. And
I also think this is a great touch point for
our show throughout the Olympus because we're gonna have this
person to follow to talk about. And I don't think
they necessarily mean I said Bronti Campe before. Bronti's a
friend of us, She's an amazing woman, and I think
she's a very good chance of winning him at all. Absolutely,
(23:29):
it doesn't necessarily need to be a star either, Like
we've got a chance right here to unearth the start.
Absolutely with this could be the story of the Games.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now, I love this so much. Will that I did
a lot of research this morning just on all the
Olympians that are going, and I think I've found our
guy again. Thirteen one oh sixty five. Please give us
a call now with your suggestions. Maybe you have a
connection to one of the Olympians who's going to be
over there in Paris. If that's the case, please give
us called thirty one oh six five. But Will, it's
going to be hard to beat a diver who was
(23:58):
representing Australia name Dominic bed Good, bed Good by name,
bed very good, by reputation that Dominic bed Good. How
this guy isn't a household name.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I allowing him in the athletes village, but I also
did a.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Bit more research on him. So he competed at Rio
as well?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Okay, what was Rio the games?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
The Olympic Games in So this is his second Olympic Games. Okay,
so he seasoned?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, right, he won't be How did he go in Rio.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So he got to the final. Okay, I can't really
read the stats, if I'm being honest, like I quite
understand diving, but I think he made the final, which
is okay.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I like watching diving as well.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
For the record, Oh sorry, there's a big twelve. I
think he came twelve. Okay, that was that's four years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
He had four years to work on it. Rio was
not the most recent game.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
So he was sorry. He's at the Olympics eight years ago.
He didn't go to Tokyo. Had had it? Had it?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I like the idea of bed good? But who else
have you got there?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Okay? I got one more? Yeap here And I'm obviously
a huge fan of this band. I'm a huge fan
of this sport. Actually this is in the wrestling.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh yeah, you do love the wrestling, Georgi Ya Kokarov.
You talked to me about Cokkarov.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Well, I don't know much about Kkarov, but but he
like he's born in Russia, born in Russia. He comes
over here to Australia. He's coached by the absolute best
in Andreva ronstav First Olympics for first Olympics. Yes, and
I think he's I think he's red hot chance and
I think great to watch us.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So what are we getting on our on our tattooed
and our bodies?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Then Cockarov or bed Good good for gold four?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I think we need over the phone lines. I mean,
I like Cokarov and I like bed Good and they're
both in with a chance. But I think there are
people listening right now who are going to Paris. You
might have a family member who is competing. You might
be going over there to follow our rugby, our rugby team,
to follow our to follow the Matilda's. Maybe we get
Matilda's twenty three. I don't know, yes, what it is?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Need suggestions?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I need suggestions because we're obviously not across it. Who's
competing at the Olympic Games? Who is a medal chance
for Australia or bugger that? Who should we get around
who's competing at the Olympic Games this year twenty twenty
four in Paris? Just give us a call?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I still like, I know you do.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
If we like them, we're going to get their name
tattooed on us before the games even start.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
That's commitment. It's will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Now, woods and I had.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
The idea yesterday to get gold medal tattoos celebrating an
Australian win at the Olympics, a specific Australian gold medal
at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But we're going to get the tattoo before the Olympics starts.
Yes Now, I've just had a look online Woods because
our producers are just doing bugger all these days now
of the we're predicted to.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Win forty eight medals.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's gonna be a great arguably our best, arguably our
best to Olympics. They're saying in the last two or
three Olympics, which is pretty bloody good. So I'm gonna
say we're going to finish sixth all up, they reckon,
they reckon, And just to give you an idea of
how ballsy this, you know, metal gold medal tattoo is,
they reckon.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
We're only going to win thirteen golf and.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
One of them will be Harry Garside in the boxing.
There's no doubt about that. We're good mates with Harry.
It was the first thing that I threw up yesterday
was if we're going to do this, I want I
want Garside on my body.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
But you've said that it's probably probably more fun. It's
probably more fun. And if if we unearth an athlete,
it's going to.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Be is obviously going to have I don't know if
anyone calls him has or the gar Man, but he's
obviously gonna.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
He's obviously he's always gonna.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Have a lot of people following him. He's going to
be a big story. We're probably hopefu we're going to
talk to him as well. That will be happening on
this show.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Have to do a sneaky because we don't have the riots,
but might not be so sneaky.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
He'll take and I just mentioned that, but I've had
a look around.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Apparently BMX Freestyle where we're a metal chance cycling, we're
a metal chance sailing, track and field rowing, diving, skateboarding,
apparently we're a medal chance as well women's hockey. So
here's a.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Fourteen year old competing in the skateboarding.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
By the way, I reckons, guy's the limit here in
terms of what you guys think for one six five.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You know, like the diver dominic bed Good, I like
you know, you know, I like bed Good. I'm just
reading more about him. By the way, he used to
be a gymnast broke his back and now he's a diver.
I love the story. Let's go to Christine here, Christine,
who do you think we we? Now? I heard that,
but I'm moving on. Who do you think we should
(28:34):
be supporting? Who should we be getting the tattoo for
before the Olympics starts?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
So she gets for my cousin Ali Bull. She's on
the canoe sprint.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay, all right, so your cousin is competing. Are you
going over?
Speaker 6 (28:48):
I'm not, unfortunately, but it's per third Olympics Tokyo.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Ali Bull.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
And what would you say? He chances are? Chris? I
know you're a cousin, but is she a red hot shot?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
I think they are?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And she what is she? Solo canoeing?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I think both?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is there twin canoeing? Obviously?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I think it's as well.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh yes, sorry, no, I reckon there is as well.
I know you're talking about a right Christian Ali Bull
in the canoe. So we would get bull for gold,
and I like that. We can play with the bull
thing there, you know what I mean? Yes, get grab
the bull by the horns, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
You could work with that.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
And wouldn't head it out on my body.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Leanne's called, we are going to get this tattoo remember,
so this is I will have a say in that.
Leanne's called lean Can I get your radio? Get your
turn your radio off? That'd be awesome. Who do you reckon?
We should get a gold medal tattoo off before the
Olympics start?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Oh my beautiful niece, Caitlin talkie, she's playing for the
Matildas on.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Ok okay, that's so.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Would you would you recommend we have just her name
on our bodies or or Matilda's.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
No, let's do the gold rings and Matilda's.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah, because the materials gallored rings and yeah, gold medals, right,
bloody Earth. And that's gonna be a great that's gonna
be a great story because just because the way that
it plays out, it plays out kind of over the
two weeks is where he got the group stage and
so that ye getting a Matilda's gold medal Paris twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, I like a nice ring.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Let's go to Lisa here, Lisa, who should we get
a tattoo of?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Hey, guys, Shane Rose, he's in a Questrian inventor But okay,
I feel like he's your type of guy. He recently
competed in the man Key.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I saw this, okay, I saw this.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
He competed in Yeah, didn't.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Get me in trouble for that, Lisa competing in the
he did.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
He got on like probation for a little bit, which
almost like he did his campaign to Paris as well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
He nearly didn't go to the Olympics because he rode
a horse in a man Kenny.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I mean, this is almost there.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
It's a great vid. And also I've already got the
tattoo of half a horse on my foot.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
To go just out add a Rose to it.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I could just put is it Shane?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I could put I've got the guy on the horse.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I could tattoo, well, well, I could tattoo. I could
tattoo Shane Rose in a man kinie on my horse
on my foot.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Wow, Okay, I don't mind it? Would I don't bloody
mind it? He looked Wow, And it looks like he's
won a medal or too is at least he's one before.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Laurnelle's actually calling about Shane as well. Now you want
us also to get a Shane Rose tattoo?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Absolutely, he's a veteran. He's the oldest person in the team,
so fifty one years young. And I think it will
go really well.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
With one and he's going to the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah wow, did you like the man keeny thing that
he did?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Law now, I absolutely love it? And then when he wins,
get him to sign your foot and add it to that.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
So lor now is he are you obviously an equestrian fan?
Do you like? What's he like? Shane Rose as a bloke?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
I don't actually personally know him, but I enjoy watching
him perform.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And is he a medal chance? Is he a medal chance?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I reckon he will be? Really?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Has he won before? Has he won before? I'm looking here,
it looks like he won a silver medal, I reckon
in the Commonwealth Games? Yes, those three time Olympic medalers.
He's won three Olympic medals.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's feeling like Shane Rose.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's feeling pretty good, all right. Well, tell you guys,
keep your suggestions coming in.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, as too.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
There's so much we could do with that Olympian. You
think we should get a gold medal tattoo of before
the game start. Obviously just putting our bodies on the line.
There
Nations D, which is Jack Black's band just cancels down Under,
which is sad, really sad off the back of a
joke that his partner, his band partner said, and a
Tenacious D gig Kyle, if you haven't heard it ever
listened to.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
This film Trump Next Time, So don't miss Trump Next Time.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Jack Blake then posts and basically says, I don't I
don't agree with inciting politically political violence, and then basically
says all creative projects with Tenation's d on holds this
does get a bit crip, but from our perspective in particular, devastated.
In fact, I'm just looking at I just got the calendar.
(00:56):
Invite then to say, quote from our management Saturday twentieth July,
Tenacious D four backstage passes, Jack Black's guest list canceled.
I mean that is to dagger through the heart for
you and me.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
And the reason where Jack Black's guesses is because we
got this great opportunity when Jack was here in Australia
promoting Kung Fu Panda four. We literally spent the day
with him. We had an interview with him in the morning.
I think we got some audio of us and Jack
just hanging.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Malaliny malony, Holy cow, he's going not for not so
yeah sing off between Jack and I.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
That was great. But then we introduced him on stage
to a movie premiere and again we actually spent a
lot of time with the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I know, we watch Kung Fu Pandavor with him,
which is, you know, to date our favorite film, The Dream.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So then Jack genuinely at the end of the day goes,
I want to reconnect with you guys, I want to
catch up when I'm back here with the band Tenacious D,
and like, I'll put your name on the list, and
we were kind of like, it feels like a bit
of a throwaway cup. You probably won't put us on
the list.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He actually did put us on the list.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Meanwhile, I go and speak to my future wife and
say to her, hey, listen, haven't had date night for
a while. This is what I.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Wanted you and I've financially spoken about this yet, and
I knew that you would have made this thing looked
like it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Was all your I said, look, look, I know things
are a bit tired at the moment, but listen, I've
gone big. I know you're a tenacious defense and she
was like, oh sort of, And I was like, nah,
I know you are. I've sort us some VIP backstage passes.
She was like, oh my god, so exciting. So like
I just had this perfect date night laying up and
it's it's.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's been really Yeah, you really were not in
shining armor at that stage, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And obviously like, I'm going to let it, you know,
let let's sleeping dog's life for a little bit. But
at what point did you think we reach out to
Jack and go like, hey mate, you don't fully understand
why you cancel all that, but that VIP path is
that going to be? Is that rolling over to next time?
Or can we can we get some sort of evidence
to suggest that maybe we're locked in for next the
(03:05):
next one, or you want to fly us over to America?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let's sleep in dogs life? Do you mean reach out
dreams soon? Give it a week and then just go,
hey mate, you won't remember me. But Kung Food panted
for we had to sing off.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, and you kind of promise me these vp ts
in your candle. So I don't feel like, yeah, I
don't want to say Omi, but what this story is
totally wild? Someone did a Pooh in Gwyneth Paltrow's house
when they were a guest. There's a fair bit to
(03:46):
unpack here, so much that's her singing with Huey Lewis,
by the way, Gwyneth Paltrow, that is, but his thing.
So apparently she's been longtime friends with this guy called
Derek Blasberg. Right, I don't know much about Derek. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's a socialite.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I think a bit of a social he's a socialite. Sure,
so he's hanging with all the big stars, including Gwyneth.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Paltrow, Derek Blasberg dB.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
He's yeah, I think dB for short. He's stayed at
Gwyneth's house, right, because they're buds. He's obviously staying the night, okay,
And then as far as Gwyneth is concerned, he stayed
the night and everything was fine.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The next day Gwyneth goes out to lunch with Wait
till you hear these names, Oprah, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If I ever, at any stage in my life get
to walk out in the front door and say sorry,
I'm going to with Oprah, You've made it like I
don't care who else is there.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's awesome. I've got lunch with Oprah. I tell everyone that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So she's at lunch with Oprah. Wow, Jerry Signow and
Larry David that these people just doing lunch. It's just
famous things you do.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Honestly, what else would you do. You'd go to the
most expensive restaurant down and you get the best table.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh is whoys? Oprah's paying the bill?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Jerry, yeah, Jerry's.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Larry David.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Thet's split, thet'd split.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're trying and to go. I didn't have a chip
chips the chip, so yeah, anyway, I feel like I
didn't drink. So look, So they're all at lunch arguing
over the bill, and then Gwyneth receives a phone call
from her housekeeper, because of course she has a housekeeper.
The housekeeper is screaming down the phone, going, Gwyneth, there
(05:36):
is that, there's a there's a pooh, there is a
poo in the bed. What the hell is going on here?
Like what happened last night? Why is there a pool
in the bed? And the worst bit was not only
was there a poo in the bed, but there was
also a tip on the bedside table, as if so
this Derek guy has gone he's done a poo in
the bed and then gone, that's awful behavior. But I'll
tell you what, I'll leave it like a twenty dollars
(05:58):
bill and let someone else deal with it, okay, So effectively,
his is a good story, Derek's way of dealing with this.
And by the way, this this story, someone at that
lunch leaked it, so either Oprah, Jerry Seinfeld or Larry
David started talking. Now it's world news, right. But you
and I were talking about this story today obviously because
(06:18):
it's the best story ever, and we both are of
the view that you would you just wouldn't do a
runner there. If you do a pooh in someone's bed, yep,
you're doing a runner and not telling anyone anyone about
it is the worst thing you can do.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Pathetic so many different ways, Like if you've pooed in
someone's bed, I think runner has to be the last.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Thing that you're doing.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Like you at least get it out of there, you know,
put the sheets in the wash, whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
But we we do disagree on the best way to
go about it though.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Because I'm a direct person, we're a case in truth v.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Harmony. I'm a truth guy. You're a harmon a guy.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm a truth I would just go straight to Gwen.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'd call her personally. I go, this is what's happened.
You're a friend, You're staying in her house. You go,
let's just this is awful. It's embarrassing for me. Can
I have your help me?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm a solutions guy. I would I would not talk to.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
As a coward. Yeah whatever will?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I feel like he should have called a dry cleaner.
You call a dry cleaner and go and say what.
They're professionals in this area, right, so you get advice
from them, or you try and organize like a pickup
or something.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
A pick up for a poo to bed.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I knew.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
This all day.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So what I want you to do is I want
you to call a dry cleaner and literally put yourself
in DB's shoes. Perfect, you've poohed in a bed, fine,
and and you need what and you need them.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
To tell you how to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And I'll put myself in the exact situation that Derek's in.
I'm Derek and the phone call yeah okay, and I
was say that like I'll say, my girlfriend Gwenna's in
another room or something to do with it quickly.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think that I think we needed that needs to
be the tweak on it, because if you say my
girlfriend Gwyneth is at lunch, they'll just go I'll drop
it off.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, So we need to have a time. I'll say
she's in the shower. I'll say she's in the shower.
So we've only got.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A couple of minutes to figure this out.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
She'll be two minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'll give you two minutes otherwise than you walk in, Okay, Gweth,
when I need to Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
On thet.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
HI, how are you going. I'm not that great. I've
got a little bit of a situation that i'm in
right now. Have you got a second to talk?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Okay. So look, basically, I'm at my girlfriend's house right now.
It's pretty early in the relationship, and she's she's just
in the bathroom right now, she's in the shower. Okay.
But when she went into the bathroom, I saw that
as an opportunity to who effectively do a fart. Okay,
And basically I've a little bit more's come and I've
(09:08):
got Now there's a stain on the bed sheets.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
So I reckon, I've got a minute. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Sheep or.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
The quickest would be to put it straight into the wash,
I would say, because if you try to use like,
let's say, like alcohol wipes and stuff like that, it
may make the stain kind of push further, it may
not fully come out. Okay, okay, yeah, I think the
quickest would be to chuck it straight into the wash
stain removal and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'm not familiar with her like laundry situation. I don't
even know what's going to be in there. And again,
I've got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
And yeah, because if you use water and stuff, stains
can actually sit even worse.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, okay, what would you do in my situation? I
literally I think I've got thirty seconds before she comes out.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Honestly, Oh I would. I would just be honest. I
know it maybe a little bit embarrassing to be honest
with it, but you know, sometimes that does happen. And
I'm sure you understand.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Like, yeah, yeah, find a question you don't do? Do
you do pick ups?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Could you we do do pick up and delivery?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Could you be here?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Could you be here like in the next five or
ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
To think, I don't think so, unfortunately, just because our
delivery driver's already allen. He's out and about like a
bit further.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Out right now, I'll pay you five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Let me get the boss. You mean what, I'll try
me very quick, go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
On, It's okay. I probably don't have time for that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I definitely run the same pay.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hi, Tony, here you're going. Basically, I'm at my new
girlfriend's house. She's just in the shower right now, and
I took the opportunity to do a fart in bed. Yeah,
I went to do a fart because I was holding it.
All right, it's a new relationship. Unfortunately, I've followed through
a little bit again. I'm sorry to be crash, but
now I've got to stay in the bed and I'm
just thinking I'm in a bit of emergent. See right now,
do you have any advice as to how I can
(11:01):
get that stain out of the bed like as quick?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Ass on the mattress?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, may have gone through to the mattress.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yeah, there's probably not much you can do?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Ship, What can you do?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I was just saying to the woman I spoke to before, like,
you guys, maybe do pickups? Like maybe I could just
throw the sheet at least out of the window and
I can get like a quick turn and the.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Only problem is our drivers out.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
What would you do in this situation? Like there is
there's a bit of a smell as well. I have
any advice on how to deal with that? Oh God,
what can I say to you?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I don't know what to say to you unless you
grab a cup of coffee and spill it all over
it and just say, oh shit, sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That's actually a great idea. That's actually a great idea.
So Paul, just shit, yeah, And I'm just on the
phone to my dad.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Just grab a cup of coffee then maybe just take
it to the launder man.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Just come into the room. Hi, honey, here you going,
Hi honey. Yeah, I'm just on the phone. I'm just
on the phone to my dad.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh sure, you can speak to dad. Dad. Did you
want to speak to Gwen?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Hello, Hey, Gwen?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
This doesn't sound like is that you Sean?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Hell? Were here?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Gwen?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Good?
Speaker 7 (12:18):
How's my son trading you.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
You are an absolute legend. I think this is the
best example of customer service I have ever seen in
my life. Tony, you're talking to Will and would he
make this is a radio show?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That one? Mate.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You went above and beyond, my friend.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'll put my foot in your shoes, mate.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, but it sounds like you've worn those shoes before.
By the way, you were very quick to come up
with that coffee example.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wardrow.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We have been collecting over the last week unwanted engagement
rings from past relationships, rings that you had enough of.
If you Lara Bingle, you might have flushed it down.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
The toilet, who knows, allegedly allegedly, But we have found
a new home for those rings in our pockets as
we have become the kings of the rings.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well anybody are.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And guys, it's been a week of collecting these things.
If you've got another ring, you still want to give
it to us, hit us up thirty one and six
five or dm us we've got We've had a lot
of rings over the last week and I'm very excited
today because today we finally find out how much.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Money we have got off what I think.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Was just just we just we just hit a hole
in the market there. You know. It was almost like
when text Mechs opened up in Australia, was like, no,
I don't think they are, but they just read the market.
They were like Mexican food, it's going to take off.
They made billions. We've done the same thing. We haven't
made billions, but I reckon we've made nearly ten thousand
dollars off collective Engage drinks.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well, that's that is a rough guess. A producer LJ
has put together a more accurate evaluation of what we received.
I think we should take some calls first as to
what people want us to do with the money, and
then I'll reveal how much money we actually have.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
N It's nice, Carol, Carol, what do you reckon we
should do with the cash.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
We should have a divorced party for dinner.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Pis hang on, Carol, she is she officially divorced?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
According to every social media post to go to.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yes, it's just sad. It's sad, but not fun party.
It was a glamorous relations Yeah, very fun party. I
like it, Carol, A bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Very good fun.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
But Carol, how much would it cost to put on
a party? I've never really put on a party before.
How much?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Well, if it was Jennifer Lopez, so we wouldn't even
be touching the edge.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
But Jean Brown, I reckon, we have a few.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Drinks, did we'd get the boos? Carol?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Ro Robs God, but everyone who's six five Rob, we've
raised a lot of money. We are now the kings
of the rings. What do you think we should do
with the cash?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Guys? I reckon, we should melt them down and make
it into a Game of Thrones style chair. Maybe maybe
we can call it Game of Thrones gone by. You know,
you know they're probably not engaged anymore, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
So everyone's really leaning into the Jennifer Lopez link to
this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
We just played Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That's fair. That's what that's that's what people are doing. Yeah, right, Robert,
I mind, that's one would people hire the chair? Is
that the way it would work? Like? It'd be like
a chair?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Like, look, guys, I reckon, I reckon, we'd make our
money back pretty quickly. You know, I think all those
war seas would be coming out of the cracks, for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't understand. I don't understand the concept to melt
down the rings. How many rings do you think we've
got right now?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I've five.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We're not making a chair for an well, that's not
while idea about it. But you know I got a
doorn A chair with some rings. Oh yeah, but what's
the idea from that?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And then people go, I'd love to hire your chair.
I've got what I've got an event coming up? What
event coming up? I need a chair? Okay, yeah, that's
how we make I.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Think I preferred most your idea, which was hier Russell
Crow for the day and get him to do some
jobs in the maximums outfit that for me is up there, and.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Then people would contact us and go like, I would
like rustle this for me, et cetera, and then we've
got him for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm still keen on buying a boat. I've said that
a few times. I know you've been down that path.
I know you're not keen on it. And I know
there's a twenty thousand dollars yacht that got blown up
in the harbor a little while ago. But I know
all those things but I wasn't part of it. I'm
still keen on I didn't organize the dynam You made
a deal with the police officerly for a boat, and
you made you go through with it. Now, justin cal.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
What do you reckon we should do with the cash
from these engagement rings that we've collected.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
I think you should put it all on black.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I like it, and then we can have another chat
about what we should do with the money when we've
double that.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That's that's good, you see to that.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I mean it's I mean it's fast paced.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's high stakes.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Okay, okay, okay, so that is if we need more money. Right, So,
right now.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm know how much money we've got.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I'm flipping over a piece of paper when.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
We say money, like, obviously we're gonna have to sell
them to get the money.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We'll go to a pawn We've got to a jop shop. Yes, now,
I don't know what experience you have in valuing of
rings here, LJ. But I'm flipping the paper. We trusted
you with it here. We this is good. Really, I'm
really happy with it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
So look, I'm not going to go over all the
words of ring collecting. So I feel like it should
be decent. Now we don't know what the money is
just yet. What are you about to read out how
much money we have collected from these engagements? I also
think that I mean we often, you know, I was
in Amsterdam recently broadcasting and I think we I think,
you know, we had a lot of success growing our
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international audience, you know, just looking beyond our shores, which
I think is ambitious. But we haven't got a billboard
in Australia anyway. We've got zero marketing here in Australia. Well,
why don't get ourselves a Ballei billboard?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
How much treking a Bali billboard would cost us?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't say about fifty bucks? No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
We could get multiple billboards.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Right, you're not getting a billboard here in Australia for
ten grand. But I mean, I don't know how much
we've got here. But imagine going we imagine just down
the freeway in Bali.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Just a lot of a lot of Australians do go
on holiday. I can't go anyway without saying willin Woody,
here in zim and Yak, let's go to Zacho his zacho.
Before I reveal how much money we do have. What
do you think we should do with the cash.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
We should melt the rings down and sell them and put.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Them towards for his suit for his wedding.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I mean, I like that be a little bit selfish,
but no, nice suggestion, very good suggestion. I did sayd
yesterday's show that I'm hoping to wear an old suit
on my wedding day.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hey, someone in our team, not sure who is, just
put in the chat that a billboard in Bali costs
two and a half grand a month. So we get
four billboards. There's a movie in that. Maybe it's three.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You keep its.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Four billboards, four bill fills outside Denpasa.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
You keep assuming that we've got ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I do.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Why do you think it's ten?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Look, you know I'm a mathematician. You know I'm doing
these sums in my head all the time. I think
it's about ten. I think we got four engagement rings
that were worth about two grand, and then I think
there was some sprinkling on top of that. Good news,
I think it should be about ten.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
If a billboard in Bali costs two and a half
grand per month, the good news is we could get
multiple bills.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh wow, oh my god? Will I mean, yes, yes,
how much have we got?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
This isn't an official evaluation. I do want to stress
that this is just producer LJ taking.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Could be off to carry the two to move a
decimal point.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
She's also taking.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
The word of the people who were giving I think
I saw using a calculator as a phone before.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Okay, will, if we were to believe that LJ was
accurate in her evaluation, yes, the current figure that we
have to do something for this radio show, anything, Yes,
nine thousand and three hundred.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
I'm very happy with that. I'm so very happy with that.
And again, I don't condone gam Win at all. That
it could become eighteen six hundred pretty quick. Okay, but
don't condone game Win at all.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
So when you say eighteen six hundred, you're talking about
putting all of that on on black and just.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Since his idea not mine, Yeah, I know, I know
you don't ever know where the casino is, never been,
never been.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Don't I'm making like I always go now, okay joking.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Let's go away and have a think about it. I'm
happy to put it all on black. I am, but
I'm also nine dollars the three billboards I didn't persud
could be a vibe.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Hey, what do he?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
The Olympics are coming up very very shortly, and I
pitched a basic question to yesterday. The idea is, what
if we got gold medal tattoos celebrating an Australian win
in a particular event. All right, so for example Brontie
Campbell gold Paris twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, but we get that.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Tattoo before the Olympics even starts. Now it's more often
than not these are gaffes, drunken things that people do.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
It happened at the Euro's recently. Recently someone went for
the England Euros twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
It was our producer Elder and they lost. They lost
in the final two one.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Now I think we can do this because I think
with the right research. I know that it's a silly
and I know on paper it's a silly thing to do.
I know, but as you mentioned before, you've got a
tattoo of half a horse manity on your ass yep,
amongst other things. Walrus And says cool dad with an
arrow pointing up with So look, I feel for you
(22:40):
it's a bit of a drop.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
In the ocean.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yes, it doesn't really matter for me. It's a significant step.
I've got to think about where the tattoo is going
to go. That's a big part of it. But before
we get to any of that, I'm probably gonna have
to call Sam. If I'm honest, I'll probably will.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
You don't have to ask your partner to put ink
on your body. It is your body own, your body mate.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
We spoke to your partner yesterday. She's just what she was.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You were into your wedding, so it's different on the wedding.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Dame.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Let's let's just we'll worry about that later. Let's just
right now.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yes, let's talk about what the tattoo or who the
tattoo should be off, because obviously there's probably hundreds of
Olympians who are going to be at the Olybix. And
I also think this is a great touch point for
our show throughout the Olympus because we're gonna have this
person to follow to talk about. And I don't think
they necessarily mean I said Bronti Campe before. Bronti's a
friend of us, She's an amazing woman, and I think
she's a very good chance of winning him at all. Absolutely,
(23:29):
it doesn't necessarily need to be a star either, Like
we've got a chance right here to unearth the start.
Absolutely with this could be the story of the Games.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now, I love this so much. Will that I did
a lot of research this morning just on all the
Olympians that are going, and I think I've found our
guy again. Thirteen one oh sixty five. Please give us
a call now with your suggestions. Maybe you have a
connection to one of the Olympians who's going to be
over there in Paris. If that's the case, please give
us called thirty one oh six five. But Will, it's
going to be hard to beat a diver who was
(23:58):
representing Australia name Dominic bed Good, bed Good by name,
bed very good, by reputation that Dominic bed Good. How
this guy isn't a household name.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I allowing him in the athletes village, but I also
did a.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Bit more research on him. So he competed at Rio
as well?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Okay, what was Rio the games?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
The Olympic Games in So this is his second Olympic Games. Okay,
so he seasoned?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, right, he won't be How did he go in Rio.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So he got to the final. Okay, I can't really
read the stats, if I'm being honest, like I quite
understand diving, but I think he made the final, which
is okay.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I like watching diving as well.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
For the record, Oh sorry, there's a big twelve. I
think he came twelve. Okay, that was that's four years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
He had four years to work on it. Rio was
not the most recent game.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
So he was sorry. He's at the Olympics eight years ago.
He didn't go to Tokyo. Had had it? Had it?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I like the idea of bed good? But who else
have you got there?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Okay? I got one more? Yeap here And I'm obviously
a huge fan of this band. I'm a huge fan
of this sport. Actually this is in the wrestling.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh yeah, you do love the wrestling, Georgi Ya Kokarov.
You talked to me about Cokkarov.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Well, I don't know much about Kkarov, but but he
like he's born in Russia, born in Russia. He comes
over here to Australia. He's coached by the absolute best
in Andreva ronstav First Olympics for first Olympics. Yes, and
I think he's I think he's red hot chance and
I think great to watch us.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So what are we getting on our on our tattooed
and our bodies?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Then Cockarov or bed Good good for gold four?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I think we need over the phone lines. I mean,
I like Cokarov and I like bed Good and they're
both in with a chance. But I think there are
people listening right now who are going to Paris. You
might have a family member who is competing. You might
be going over there to follow our rugby, our rugby team,
to follow our to follow the Matilda's. Maybe we get
Matilda's twenty three. I don't know, yes, what it is?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Need suggestions?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I need suggestions because we're obviously not across it. Who's
competing at the Olympic Games? Who is a medal chance
for Australia or bugger that? Who should we get around
who's competing at the Olympic Games this year twenty twenty
four in Paris? Just give us a call?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I still like, I know you do.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
If we like them, we're going to get their name
tattooed on us before the games even start.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
That's commitment. It's will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Now, woods and I had.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
The idea yesterday to get gold medal tattoos celebrating an
Australian win at the Olympics, a specific Australian gold medal
at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But we're going to get the tattoo before the Olympics starts.
Yes Now, I've just had a look online Woods because
our producers are just doing bugger all these days now
of the we're predicted to.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Win forty eight medals.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's gonna be a great arguably our best, arguably our
best to Olympics. They're saying in the last two or
three Olympics, which is pretty bloody good. So I'm gonna
say we're going to finish sixth all up, they reckon,
they reckon, And just to give you an idea of
how ballsy this, you know, metal gold medal tattoo is,
they reckon.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
We're only going to win thirteen golf and.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
One of them will be Harry Garside in the boxing.
There's no doubt about that. We're good mates with Harry.
It was the first thing that I threw up yesterday
was if we're going to do this, I want I
want Garside on my body.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
But you've said that it's probably probably more fun. It's
probably more fun. And if if we unearth an athlete,
it's going to.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Be is obviously going to have I don't know if
anyone calls him has or the gar Man, but he's
obviously gonna.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
He's obviously he's always gonna.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Have a lot of people following him. He's going to
be a big story. We're probably hopefu we're going to
talk to him as well. That will be happening on
this show.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Have to do a sneaky because we don't have the riots,
but might not be so sneaky.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
He'll take and I just mentioned that, but I've had
a look around.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Apparently BMX Freestyle where we're a metal chance cycling, we're
a metal chance sailing, track and field rowing, diving, skateboarding,
apparently we're a medal chance as well women's hockey. So
here's a.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Fourteen year old competing in the skateboarding.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
By the way, I reckons, guy's the limit here in
terms of what you guys think for one six five.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You know, like the diver dominic bed Good, I like
you know, you know, I like bed Good. I'm just
reading more about him. By the way, he used to
be a gymnast broke his back and now he's a diver.
I love the story. Let's go to Christine here, Christine,
who do you think we we? Now? I heard that,
but I'm moving on. Who do you think we should
(28:34):
be supporting? Who should we be getting the tattoo for
before the Olympics starts?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
So she gets for my cousin Ali Bull. She's on
the canoe sprint.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay, all right, so your cousin is competing. Are you
going over?
Speaker 6 (28:48):
I'm not, unfortunately, but it's per third Olympics Tokyo.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Ali Bull.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
And what would you say? He chances are? Chris? I
know you're a cousin, but is she a red hot shot?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
I think they are?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And she what is she? Solo canoeing?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I think both?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is there twin canoeing? Obviously?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I think it's as well.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh yes, sorry, no, I reckon there is as well.
I know you're talking about a right Christian Ali Bull
in the canoe. So we would get bull for gold,
and I like that. We can play with the bull
thing there, you know what I mean? Yes, get grab
the bull by the horns, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
You could work with that.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
And wouldn't head it out on my body.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Leanne's called, we are going to get this tattoo remember,
so this is I will have a say in that.
Leanne's called lean Can I get your radio? Get your
turn your radio off? That'd be awesome. Who do you reckon?
We should get a gold medal tattoo off before the
Olympics start?
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Oh my beautiful niece, Caitlin talkie, she's playing for the
Matildas on.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Ok okay, that's so.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Would you would you recommend we have just her name
on our bodies or or Matilda's.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
No, let's do the gold rings and Matilda's.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah, because the materials gallored rings and yeah, gold medals, right,
bloody Earth. And that's gonna be a great that's gonna
be a great story because just because the way that
it plays out, it plays out kind of over the
two weeks is where he got the group stage and
so that ye getting a Matilda's gold medal Paris twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, I like a nice ring.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Let's go to Lisa here, Lisa, who should we get
a tattoo of?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Hey, guys, Shane Rose, he's in a Questrian inventor But okay,
I feel like he's your type of guy. He recently
competed in the man Key.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I saw this, okay, I saw this.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
He competed in Yeah, didn't.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Get me in trouble for that, Lisa competing in the
he did.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
He got on like probation for a little bit, which
almost like he did his campaign to Paris as well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
He nearly didn't go to the Olympics because he rode
a horse in a man Kenny.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I mean, this is almost there.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
It's a great vid. And also I've already got the
tattoo of half a horse on my foot.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
To go just out add a Rose to it.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I could just put is it Shane?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I could put I've got the guy on the horse.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I could tattoo, well, well, I could tattoo. I could
tattoo Shane Rose in a man kinie on my horse
on my foot.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Wow, Okay, I don't mind it? Would I don't bloody
mind it? He looked Wow, And it looks like he's
won a medal or too is at least he's one before.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Laurnelle's actually calling about Shane as well. Now you want
us also to get a Shane Rose tattoo?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Absolutely, he's a veteran. He's the oldest person in the team,
so fifty one years young. And I think it will
go really well.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
With one and he's going to the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah wow, did you like the man keeny thing that
he did?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Law now, I absolutely love it? And then when he wins,
get him to sign your foot and add it to that.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
So lor now is he are you obviously an equestrian fan?
Do you like? What's he like? Shane Rose as a bloke?
Speaker 6 (32:02):
I don't actually personally know him, but I enjoy watching
him perform.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And is he a medal chance? Is he a medal chance?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I reckon he will be? Really?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Has he won before? Has he won before? I'm looking here,
it looks like he won a silver medal, I reckon
in the Commonwealth Games? Yes, those three time Olympic medalers.
He's won three Olympic medals.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's feeling like Shane Rose.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's feeling pretty good, all right. Well, tell you guys,
keep your suggestions coming in.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, as too.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
There's so much we could do with that Olympian. You
think we should get a gold medal tattoo of before
the game start. Obviously just putting our bodies on the line.
There
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