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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wardro, you're getting married. You're getting married.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I mean we knew that. Again, this is not an
engaging announcement. There has been a two year engagement.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
But I think the big thing is that we're just
finally doing it, which is weirdly we've decided to go,
let's just do it in four months.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I think most people melt at the idea of just
saying I'm going to get married in four months because
you're not doing it necessarily small either, No.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Like we're you're on the whole hug.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
According to again Mim my partner, she's she's doing everything
and she wants to She's like, I actually don't want
you involved. Are you okay with that? Noah's like, bloody
oath that.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I actually don't want you involved? Do you want to
marry me?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I would just be like a slowdown for her really anyway,
a hampering anyway. The one thing she has given me
responsibility of is what I wear on the day, right yep.
Now this is causing big issues in the team because
when I talked about that yesterday, here was the reaction.
I'm re wearing a suit that a guy paid for for.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Me when I was a grimsman. For him, which I
think is everyone just everyone just I need to buy
a new suit. It feels weird. It feels weird.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It doesn't feel weird to me, and I need to
hear from some other people here. First, concerning thirteen one
oh sixty five is the number? Should I have to
buy a fresh suit for my weak.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think it means for me.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I think the reason it feels weird is because it
feels as if you're devaluing the day.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I now don't say that, how how.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I said whatever I'm thinking, And you should be honored.
You should be grateful that you have a friend like
me to tell you that, honestly, because that's what everyone's thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I would rather hear from other people who have caught up.
Let's go here, Kirsten, what are your thoughts? Do I
need a fresh suit?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Guys, Yes, Oh my gosh. Absolutely, it's your wedding. I
think it would be different if you were a guest
and you can maybe re wear a suit like we
often rewar dresses. But it's your wedding, it's a fresh wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, but what if, by the way, definitely different if
you're a guest. Most people wear will certainly, guys, I've
wear in the same suit in the last fifteen weddings, baby.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But no one will know. But you're getting married, mate,
you're at the front. I will know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Everyone listening right now will know, and for our friends
who listen also know. So now everyone on the day
that you know who listens to this show. And by
the way, even if you don't listen to this show,
everyone in the crowd now who does know, is going
to be sitting in their seats going they didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
See it. Everyone's looking at your suit. Now, let's go
to Kylie here.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Surely someone's backing me, Kylie, I don't have to wear
a fresh suit from a wedding day, do I?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Please?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Absolutely not? Thank Look I've been I'm married DeVore and
my my now fiance has told me to re wear
my wedding dress.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, well, I think, but you've already he requested that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But Kyler, you've already fired a shot, you know, like
it's it's less.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know, it's not your first wedding. It's I think
it's different. It's not, but I think it's a differentst wedding.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Though it's his first wedding. Will it's his first wedding
and so, I mean, weddings are expensive. Will weddings are
very expensive. And you know, I've had a glance at
the current budget that we're working with.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I think we can save on my suit. I'm not
sure Ifkyle can still hear me.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But look, if Mim was your second wife, I'd be like, mate, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wear some thongs and some bodies. I think it's different.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think it's the first time I imagine Mim is
not wearing a borrowed dress or like a secondhand dress
before she's course she is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's a special day. Do you want to like meet
that enthusiasm? Well, I said, I didn't want to take
any shine away from her.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know what I mean, sounds sounds a little cowardly,
slash singy, slash pathetic.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think I haven't told you is triple threat.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Soon that I'm blaming on wearing Yeah, has in stitching
the date of.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The last wedding that you wore it at? Yeah, because
I was a groom and that's what I don't know
that might make it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I mean, no one sees that it's on the what's
it called, But it's on the lining, It's on the
so no one. Well, I'm still on the fence there,
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Look, there's a full board of calls with people who
are trying to say that you can't do that, and
I think this is just one of the many issues
about you and the wedding. Oh, thanks Grimsman, No worries
at all.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Again, you should be so grateful that if I feel
that I can say these things to you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I obviously got no intel as to what your discussions
behind closed doors are about the wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We just found out that you're looking to.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wear a borrowed suit on the day, which I think
everyone agrees is an awful idea.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
But I didn't get to all the calls there, but
the general consensus was you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yes and two join in that chorus.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Your fiance Mim, who also thinks you're an idiot as
she plans the wedding herself. She has graciously brought some
of your suggestions to the table right now.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Welcome Mim.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Thank you. It's great to be here, probably not for
this topic, considering it hurts my soul, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Can I quickly just say on the suit one mim
your words, not mine. You were for me wearing the
suit that I already own.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, actually, one of the producers just told me that
it has the date inside the suit of someone else
getting married.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I was going to cover that with some like masking tables,
permanent texture job.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Text is better.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But because mem you said to me though that like
you didn't mind the idea of be wearing the old
suit because if I've got freedom to choose what I
want to wear on the day, then we might get
into some trouble.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Can we just like just talk about the fact though
that This is when we were having a conversation about
the other night and you were saying, Okay, I'm thinking
a Marone suit, which goes with nothing, so that was
a better option than a Maroon, And you mentioned maybe
everybody in the bridal party could wear different colored bands
with the Morone suit.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What happened brainstorm on the market.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I was like, okay, if that's what I'm going to
have to agree to, well, then let's block it in.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Different colored vands. After that, what are we going to
the playground getting? Then you had the photographer take photos
of just our feet. I thought that a shot from me,
and this is not it. You've got what she's got
athetic going on.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It keeps saying that word, and I still don't understand it.
But what else's woulds been lobbing into the brainstorm?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Probably one of my favorites was the fact that he said,
could we do like a breakfast style dinner for something different?
The wood egg and bake roll were thrown around. I
said muffin and he said no, I said rolls like
that was way more appropriate breakfast style.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You know, that was fun so that like you know
what I mean, because I don't want to get bogged
down with spending a long time eating a main meal.
And then I was like, man, let's just flip this
thing on its head and we'll bring out breakfast classic.
So I think what you're out because what you get.
What you get though, is you get like a laugh
initially like this is classic, and then also you go
like you know what I actually did feel like.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
An egg and bacon roll.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And also this is a smaller this is a smaller factor,
a bit cheaper, but huge factor.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Actually, mim, can we talk you about this?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Because I said to Wood, I was like, I feel
sorry for you given that You're kind of doing all
this and running the budget up, and then you've got
Ebenezer Scrooge over here with a magnifying glass going over
the numbers. How's that going for you?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, I mean that is why. Also the whole suit thing,
it was like, if I can cut the budget there
with his suit and then I can get a nice address,
well then maybe I'm weighing up throws and cons that
it's working out my sack.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I see so capitalizing on the fact that he's trying
to cut cost. Okay, what else is this what you
have to do? Apart from the breaky for dinner has
he has?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He had near the probably your next probably comes, But
he said that it would be good to replace the
DJ with an obo player because that is his favorite instrument,
which I only found out that was his favorite instrument
when he had told me this instead of a DJ.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
For those playing at home, look up Gabrielle's Obo It's
the best song ever. But just because Min was looking
at this website, which is I think dedicated to people
who perform at weddings, and again I'm I'm letting her
just do it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm not like Breaky for Dinner plus sounds like you're off, but.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I could hear these singers singing, and I was like, okay,
I feel compelled to get involved here. Why why do
you like the singers? Well, could I just hear them?
I'm like, well, you know that's going to be a
big part of the day. And I leant over and.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I said to him, with any Obo plays on the website?
And she just laughed at.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Me, And then I stopped laughing because I realized that
he was serious. We have come to like a slide
agreement that he also mentioned, could he wear his iconic
Archie slides that he wears every day, the orange one
Nordic socks he We did come to the agreement though,
that he could put them on at the recovery past
nine and not the recurry the reception past nine pm.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, well, we didn't come to a full conclusion there
by the way. I think I've still got a few
more arguments.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Got set in stone that it won't be happening any earlier.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So we'll talk about that at home.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
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were Now we have got a number of these already,
(10:01):
and look, I totally understand a lot of people are going,
what are you using the rings for? Guys? We're going
to have some fun and we don't know exactly what
that is yet. And so in fact, if you've got
a ring, then please give us a call. We're open
to suggestions totally. Yesterday we found out that hiring Russell
Crowe selling the rings and then hiring Russell Crowe is
a slave effectively for the day.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It was a really popular idea.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And then we wouldn't just selfishly use Russell crow to
get him to do things for us. It would also
be asking you guys like, oh, are you about to
give birth to a child?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Do you want Russell to be there to catch it?
Do you want Maximus as your dula?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Exactly like we'd be talking to you guys, but we
want you guys to benefit from us selling these rings
as well. I've starting to think will that I think
we need maybe an intermediate restep in here, you know,
spend money to make money. I recently went on a
ferry from Townsville to Magnetic.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Island, right.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I was quite confused about the fact that there's
only one faery that you can catch it. So here's
what I'm thinking. Sell the rings by a boat and
just be another option for people to get to islands
off Australia Islands. Yes, there's Heaps, Fitzroy, Magnetic Tasmania.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But one boat. Yes, we just go where the demand is.
That's genius.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm gonna I'm going to go to one of the calls.
Not that it's a bad idea, but think about it,
there's only one fair I have thought about it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
We go, Hey, guys, we'll get you there half price
jump on. It'll just be a dingy jazz. Heard how
ridiculous that was? Good jazz?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
You have?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Uh? Well, and I wanted engagement ring.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yes, no, it's an unwanted relationship ring at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, And so why are you wanting to give it away.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Jazz, because I'm hoping for an engagement ring. I want
the real thing.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah right, Okay, I've.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Done the hard yards.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I've been with Lewis for four years and I'm forty
two years old. I deserve a ring on my finger
one day here, I want an engage a ring on
my finger.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I love a Jazz. Couldn't agree more. Ship it in mate,
will take it? Well, sorry, one more question.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
So because we need to buy that dinghy to make
a competing ferry service, so we do need valuable rings, Jazz,
do you know the value of the of that.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Well it's probably with two hundred and fifty or three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well, take it. Will absolutely take it. I know said
I'm not taking anything below five hundred literally five minutes ago,
but a huge amount of people have called, yeah, that
is it, we will take it. Numbers go, I think
numbers exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
We're trying to recommend stack him the rings that is,
and we've got I'd say we'd have about ten of
them now.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I think more got more than ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Want a guy rocked up to the station literally half
an hour ago to handle literally really yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You and I were both in the toilet. What was it.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I wasn't on the toilette, you know, I can't put
it work. Hey, we are Before I go to Sophie,
by the way, I should mention we are on the
hunt for one of the most famously discarded engagement rings
in Australia in history as well, which is going to
significantly beef up our purse.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And we've got a lead. We've got I've got a lead.
Let's go to Sophia before we get to that one. So, hey,
how are you so well? Mate? You have you have
an unwanted engagement ring?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I do, okay?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So why why unwanted? Sophie? If I can ask?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I wanted a white gold pearl and I got a
diamond yellow gold?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh so sorry? And you're still you're still together, but
you're just unhappy with.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
The Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, well that works for us. That works for us.
So what are you going to have? You told him that?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So are you wanting to what are you wanting here, Sophie?
Are you just wanting to like pretend like you lost
it and give it to us? Is that the play
that you're hoping to do with your partner?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh what?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
It was there?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And I can't find this anymore?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
What a shame?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That's perfect? So and how much is this ring which
is the wrong design? Worth? Yellow golds? We'll take that too,
We'll take it sold, We'll take it sold.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Great work. So thanks so much, mate. You can have
a hundred bucks to spend it grilled. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's a fair deal, isn't it. I love this Lord
of the Rings. That's a fair deal. We never got
music for everything. Nine hours of nine hours of footage there.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Okay, woods, Yes, well I'm not sure what sort of
Lord of the Rings music we can play for this.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm not sure how much more we have on the
button bar, but sorry, just that was That's big, that's massive.
Another two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The Kings, the Lords of the Rings, the Kings of
the Rings, not the Lords the Kings, the Kings of
the Rings. We have got a lot of engagemings worth
a lot of money. Now we are moving in a great,
great way. I say we put it all on black personally,
because we should double it, and then we buy the
I think we should double it, And then I think
we should buy one of those zero gravity flights that
Jeff Bezos went on. That would be sick, now, what Yeah,
like fly into the stratosphere in a jet.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That would be cool. Now. Oh that's it's way better
than buying a boat, right, Yeah, going to the rings
around the earth. Oh my god, the Kings of the Ring.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yes, yeah, good Areas now feels powerful. We have a
genuine casee of rings. We just added two more there,
one worth two grand, one worth three hundred bucks. The
money's adding up, guys, and we're going to do something
awesome with this, by the way, something that you can
all enjoy as well. We're going to probably put it
all on black and then I don't know, start a
music festival. I just said, gone a zero gravity flight.
I think that could be fun. I've also been thinking
(15:27):
about running, creating a line of for Doas called mad
Mad Hatters anyway, look, working.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
For bad one could, but I'm warming to it be anything,
because no one's selling for Doras anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
They're not. We have the market to ourselves anyway. You're right.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
But we're getting ahead of ourselves though, because we still
need to build rings.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
We need we need. Yeah, we're just collecting. We're just
we're in the building face.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
We're powering up all right now, we could pretty much skip.
I'm going to say three days of powering up if
the next thing comes off. If we managed to find
the next ring, which, as I said before, is one
of the most famously discarded engagement rings in Australian history. Wards,
we were talking off air about the time that Lara
Bingal allegedly.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Nice we have sat together guys for legal resions.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
In twenty ten flashed Michael Clark's engagement ring down her toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And that works too well, and allegedly that ring costs
so good.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That ring costs two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Allegedly, allegedly In all over the shop we are now
as the March of the Urcai plays in the background,
you should know that we trolled the Daily Mail.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Looking for any truth in this turns out Clark he
said a few years ago that never happened.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
She never did it, right.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Of denial from both parties, but for obvious reasons, right, yes,
Porscha tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
But also there was a photo of a plumbing van, yes,
outside her property, Yes, at two thirty am, after all
this stuff was breaking in the news, right, yes, on
Campbell Parade.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, that that's that's that's just fact. I've seen that photo.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, Now, I think we've gotta be a bit careful
here about revealing what the plumbing company's name is. I
think I'm just going to I'm not going to say
that on air, but we do have the number of
that plumbing company. We do.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I think we just give them a call. They're like,
they're going to be very coy obviously. Yeah, we just
let's just ring.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, I think that. I think that's worth remembering. First
of all, this is in twenty ten, so fourteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Will he remember it? And second of all, if he does,
did he sign an NDA? I didn't think about that.
But let's just let's just fish. Let's go fishing. Well,
here we go. Hello, is this Twin Plumbing?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Is?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Get I made he going? My name is Will. I'm
just here with my friend. Would he we.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We We're just actually wondering if this is a bit
of a weird question. Is there anyone still working there
that was working there in twenty ten?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah it was. It's your business.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Okay, sorry for the weird questions. Are you I've got
a couple more weird questions.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Are you in the middle or something? Or do you
mind having a chat?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Uh? Yeah, well I was just on a rooftop that
I can have a chat. No, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
This isn't a complaint. We're just after a little bit
of information.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
In twenty ten, you were called to a property in
Bondai Beach, right, yep, it was the property of a
woman called Lara Bingal.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Now we realized that you might not be able to
say anything here. I've done a lot of work on
Campbell over the years. That's okay, that's the straight is it.
You've done a lot of work.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
On Campbell Parade, many many, many many clients on Campbell
Parade in fact, you know, right right through the city.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Really, you know, like, uh, you know, we once had
a former cricket captain whose nickname was a baby Dogs
or a baby Seals. He would occasionally take very good catches.
Did you take a good catch.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Out of a drain in Campbell Parade that.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Belonged to It depends what you call a good catch.
What did you call the good cat? The good cats
could be anything that unblocks the drain I call.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I feel like what I'm picking up here off you, Matt,
is it.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You definitely can't talk about there, So we'll just let's
just leave it with this. Don't say anything if you
know exactly what we're referring to. And you did pull
an engagement ring out of a pipe on Campbell Parade
in twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
All right, let's leave it there, leave it there. We're
going to leave it there.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay, haven't a bad line, bad line, bad line, bad.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Line dropped out there bad like you are on a roof.
So I imagine the service is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
But no bad line. That he got it? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Do you think he still has it? I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Why did think he was so cagy about it?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Do you think he signed an NDA or do you
think he Well, I just think that's you know, he
seems like a good guy. Seems like a good guy
exactly and me. But at the end he played he's
an absolutely true. He definitely. I think he definitely. We can
conclude from his silence that he found it. So what
do we do now, Well, we can give Papa call
(21:10):
and you know, see you.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
This morning, I walked past the bathroom, mim my partners
in the bathroom, right, and I hear this slapping noise.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'll do it again.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, I don't, don't do it again. Well, everyone knows
what a slapping noise is, right, And I'm just like
what what what is going on in there?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Like why why am I? Did you hear anything else
apart from the slapping noise? Just slapping? What were your
first thoughts? Honestly, and there was no and no picture
came to my mind. It was just confusion.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
It was just confusion as to why there would be
a slapping noise coming from the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Do you want to have a guess? Please keep it clean.
It's not it's not that. Um, I'm just trying to
think why you'd why you'd be slapping yourself like a
pump up for the day, liked get in there.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
You are in the right ear right, So I obviously
I'm curious to know what's going on in there.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Sometimes I spank myself like like excuse me, well, like
I do like a double handed spank after the after
I've dried myself.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Off, you spank the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
You go like, yeah, you spank yourself on the ass.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Double spank, double headed spank on the ass. Yeah, as
a pump up.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, after I've drive myself off because I got you
often finished in the bathroom in the mirror, like whether
you're like shaving your head to put my sunscreen on right,
and then I double spank my ass while I'm looking
at myself, go and get them, and lots of people
do that. I don't think I think people do that.
You know, people have like a little g up moment
with themselves in the mirror. My friend, I'm in to
do it, so it was good for my confidence.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
It was something else wanted to talk about on the show.
But I feel like, no, no, no, because I.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Actually links in with what I think we're gonna get
specific on this. Because so I walk into the bathroom, Okay,
Mim is slapping herself in the face like I'm double
double hands, smack in the face, smack in the face.
So obviously I'm like, Nim, what is going on here?
And she goes, oh, I went to this new facial place.
It's new beauty facial place, and they said if you
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slap yourself in the face when you're putting on your
serums and stuff, it stimulates blood flow.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh clever, and it's good for your skin.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
There you go, right, right, So she she does that,
she's she goes like really hard, so to the point
where she like she she poked herself in the eye
because she was slapping at herself.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Highes so so she got injured. But here's what I'd
like to do now.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You you smack yourself on the ass to pump yourself up. Yep,
thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Yeah, do
you smack yourself in any.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Way as part of your routine.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I just feel like we've
stumbled across it. You you spank yourself on the bum
to pump yourself up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I actually hadn't thought about it until you mentioned this,
But like if I think about it after I have
a shower, I always you know, like the last thing
I do in the bathroom is like I put like
some sunscreen on or something, and then I look at
myself and I spank myself on the ark. But it's
not like it's not that aggressive. It's just like a
bit of a con go, like, go and get them now,
like you're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And you said before that you think there's other people
that do that.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You said you said a lot of people would give
themselves a little.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Again, Yeah, do you give yourself a bit of a Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I do not think we're gonna hear anything here, because
that's I mean usually you're a pretty normal guy, but
that is strange. Thirteen one o six fives out number?
Do you give yourself a little smack on the bum
as a pump up for the day?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right, we'll take your kills up.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Well, just do you do you spank yourself to pump
yourself up in the morning?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Smack? That's ridiculous, got it?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I mean, I guess what we're talking about is what
you do in front of the mirror in the morning
to pump yourself up.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Because well I never knew this.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I didn't know it about myself either until you told
me that your partner Mim was spanking herself.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Well, no, she slapping herself in the face.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Mim slaps herself in the face, apparently to stimulate blood flow.
Apparently it's good for your skin. That really shook me
when I saw that. And then you said, well, actually
I can relate you. You said you gave you you
give yourself regularly. This is a date in every day
you give yourself a double palmed smack on the bum. Yeah,
it's like a go and get them to pump yourself up.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Now, I said before the song, I really I do
not think there is anyone else out there who would
give themselves a double spanking on the bottom to you know,
pump themselves up for the day. But I cannot believe
how many people have called. So we've got We've got
Zach here, Zach are you? Are you also a butt
spanker to pump yourself up?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
No, I'm not a bunch butts banker.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
I'm a bit of a face slapper in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, there's a little there's another little just go and
get them routine.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
So so it is it's to like wake yourself up
and file yourself up.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You slap yourself in the face.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Just a quick, quick, little slap across the face and
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Right, there's there's a lot of slapping going on. Thanks,
I think.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can I say, like, I mean, you know, like I
struggled a bit with the whole self love thing like
that for me is just you know, I didn't have
any of that in my day. Like physically giving yourself
affection can be really good for you.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, You're you're desired affection is a spank on the bottom.
What in planet? It's just it.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I started doing it and it felt good. Yeah, I
spank myself.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I did.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I did say to you that when I don't spank,
but when I just before I leave the mirror, there's
two things I started to day at.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
The start of the day. Either I.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Fish pump and go ah and I just squeeze, just
pumping myself up.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Or I just want to get around yourself a bit,
or I flick myself the bird.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Let's go to Samantha here. That's a bitch change, Samantha,
what are your thoughts on is Well.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
I've got a rarest and just sort of called an arcolepsy,
which you've probably seen in movies where people just fall
the street. Although I have medication for that, sometimes you
start falling asleep and you're in a public situation or
you're around people and you start to look like people
literally look at you like you're on drugs or you're whatever.
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So I will go out the back and I will
slap myself on the face of few times just to
give myself a little pepper.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Alert.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
So yours, isn't I love it?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You're like all the other people coming up with these
things that are privately in the mirror of it. You
walk out in front of the restaurants and they can
just find you just absolutely wailing on yourself.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
We don't do it with the red pat but it's
kind of a little short term solution.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh about your conditions.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It it sounds like nightclubs really.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Laugh about you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Gotta laugh, you gotta what else do you do?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Are you have you ever resorted to like cold bucket
of water in the face sort of set up like
what have you done to stay awake?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Well, there's there is medication for it, of course, so
other things. Water on the face is a good one.
I have stuck my head out when you're in traffic lights.
I have stuck my head out the window.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Like dog.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Woodrow.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
A classic story in the news today about a guy
who got a tattoo for the Euros. A British guy
who got England twenty twenty four euros tattooed.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
On his arts.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Brilliant England lost the European Championship to spend two to
one on Sunday morning suffering your jocks now still.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
A funny story, though, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Even if you're the guy with that tattoo on your
bum forever more, you can go, I went the early
crow with the Euros didn't end up winning classic classic bit.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'll take my free beer if he tells that story.
Is that where you see it with it? Definitely? I think.
I think it's cute and funny. I think even the
fails are funny.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
This is coming from a bloke who's got a tattoo
of half a horse on his foot. Also just the
riding of cool Dad on my ankle and a walrus
on my ass. Like, I think all of these are
like in isolation, by the way, you went.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
To get a Wars and the guy did amenity and
that's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, like I love that I did right, great, I
can't believe that you're in that position because these are
coming up.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I am I allowed to say the I word.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Now you can't say, I know we're before the We're
actually before them. So Olympics, Olympics, what about I been gicks? Yeah,
they're coming up, Yes, very excited Olympics.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Oh I woke up this morning and I'm watching the Olympics. Sorry,
it's the luxury as a commercial broadcaster to say that,
because they give license to like one person who can
actually say that word. Officially, and we have to say
the games or the thing going on in Paris right now,
but at the end of the month, at the end
of the month, we won't be able to stat anymore.
The Olympics are on very soon, the Olympics. I think
the opening ceremony is on.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh, let me.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
See twenty eighth on the only twenty eight Yeah, the
Olympic opening ceremony. So it feels good though, doesn't that
That's why you'd pay a million dollars for the rights
to that.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Twenty sixth of July. Olympics are on. Huh in ten days?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You just said you're keen for a silly tap? Well
in a roundabout Why no, No.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't even need to go to the tape here
because everybody listening.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm having it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Look, I'm having a double check with the most honest
member in our team. Obviously analyst analyst did would you
just say he was keme for a cheeky tap?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I don't want to say he was like ecstatic for
exactly I said, I'm open to the only d open
to it? Are you sorry that? Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
But you are sure you're open to an Olympic tat Well,
that's you're really jumping down.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well you say you can't.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Used like I've got a wall somewhere. I'm like a
moving tattoo machine. Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
You want an Olympic tat Now, here's my idea. Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Would you be interested in choosing an Olympic event an
Australian obviously, and getting a tattoo that says insert person's name, Paris,
twenty twenty four, Yeah, Garside, Yes, okay, obviously. Well you're
close with Harry. Well, he's a mate, so it makes sense.
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I'm going to go Harry Garside Paris. Now.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Now I thought I thought you might say that because
he's a favorite.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well there's that, and also it's a nice story that
you're throwing your weight behind hi mate. Okay, and I'm
willing to do this with you. I can't believe I'm
saying that, but I am willing to do this with you.
What about we choose something a bit more.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Niche Well, I need to know what it is. I
don't know what it is yet either. Well, so how
are we going to choose?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I think we throw the phone lines open. Maybe tomorrow
or we can have overnight to have a look at.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Which Australians are in the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Niche Australian Olympians who are in a niche sport, we're
gonna support them so hard that we're gonna get a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
We're going to say, like, hey, we support Dick Smith
in the bad minton twenty twenty four, or we can
figure out what the tat said or the Olympic rings
and then Dick Smith or yes, yeah, something like that. Yeah,
would you be up for her one hundred percent? Because
this is you just said then that you're in as well.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I don't think I said that. I said I might
be well. I thought you might have heard.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
No, I mean I think it's only fair. I'm in.
If you're in, it might be one hundred.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I've already got so many stupid tattoos. This is all
of a sudden, so much funny. If I also have
a mere cat on my ass, forget, but you're a
clean skin everywhere else, this will be going on my ass.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, I see, my ass is done. I realized that
that was one of my Where are you getting it?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Then?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Well, we can talk about this more show.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
It probably dependent on the person that we're supporting, like
if they happen to have a last name leg do
you know what I mean, I'd put it on my leg.
I see, I think it's got to be bespoke to
whatever we're wanting to support.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
So maybe tomorrow, given that we're ten days out from
the Olympics, you and I come in here with a
person that we would like to get the tat of.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Oh, great idea, and the free can each nominate that person? Yeah? Sure?
Can I get one for Harry as well? You know
what you like that? Okay of course?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, yeah, I just feel bad, you know, because.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
If you want to get two Olympics be my guests.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Okah, By the way, I should say actually because I
really want you you're input from this as well. Guys,
maybe we'll open the phones tomorrow and see what people
think if they know someone maybe who's going oh yeah,
or if you've got any suggestions overnight, then maybe DM
us with who you think we should get the tat off. Ye,
great idea, So it'll say their name Paris twenty twenty
four or something like that. We can get creative mate,
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were buddy buddy creative hub over here just proven that