June 25, 2024 • 21 mins
- Reading Our Mean Reviews
- Harry Finally Gets His iPhone
- When Your Child Gets You In Trouble
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Woods, Donald Trump's ex lawyer during his trial over this
hush money that he paid.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Awesome stuff, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It is awesome when his ex lawyer gets up and
calls him this.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Donald Trump's former lawyer has faced cross examination at the
hush money criminal trial in New York. Michael Cohen was
grilled on disparaging social media posts that he has made
about his former boss, including calling him a dictator, douchebag,
don't be rude.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That is wonderful, a dictor to douchepaker. And I would
hope that Trump big in a bit of a laugh
at that Woods, because I think I think it's important.
I don't think he's that kind of guy. I think
it's important. That's a shame, because I think it's important
to laugh when you cop a really good sledge, and
every now and then they happen. First day I was
at schoolies in Byron Bay. You know, you're trying to
(00:56):
look as sexy as you can as an eighteen year old.
My mum had bought me this. My mom had bought
me a pink or salmon.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
You were calling it salmon because we were like, why
you're wearing a pink shirt?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Quit a tight quite a tight pink salmon T shirt.
I think it was the cost La cost Sportief with
a little crocodile on it, and.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It cost to your reputation boom, and I walked out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was quite anxious about it. And then like some
surfers in a you drove past me and a guy
leaned out the back and.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yelled, nights.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, first steps that I took outside of my school
is I love those guys when I was when I
was eighteen, and I have a bit of a laugh
about it. I'd like you to have laughed about it,
because I remember when you first moved to Melbourne about
six years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You had dreadlocks.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
At the time, I was heavy Perth at that state.
You were still in your Perth mode, but you were
walking through the streets of Cremorn.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Next to Richmond and blond dreadlocks. Just pictures this blondreadlocks.
I was wearing a single it very hand and I
think it I think it was winter here, but I
was very tanned, coming off a lot of time in Perth.
And there was a group of guys that were clearing
a sharehouse. They were sitting on the front Veranda, and
I was walking with my girlfriend at the time, and
(02:15):
I think, I don't know why. I was like, I
felt like I was back in the schoold I felt
like I had to acknowledge them.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So I kind of put my hand.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Up and waved just at this group of guys sitting
on their porch and they said, go and catch a wave.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You, and I was like, ah, nice, welcome to Melbourne. Yeah,
lovely in the vein of laughing at great sledges I
have got lined up from online, some wonderful sledges from
people who have absolutely torched us on the interwebs. Why
(02:49):
do we do this?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't need to know these.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You have a list of sledges in front of you
to look at them?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Sure? Sure?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What more than I was hoping for?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Number just in the last week?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Or is this ever?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'll read the first one here will and but his
voices are too similar, And after years of accidentally skipping
past their station, I still don't know which once which
Which is fine because their voices are just as bland
as their sense of humor.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The BA we got one strong finish, We got one
very early in our careers. I think we were doing
late nights or weekends, and a guy felt the need
to write to us and say, every time I'm listening
to you two on the radio, I think to myself
that I would rather stick pins in my ears and
then drive my car into a tree. That's that's what
(03:39):
That's what he would rather do.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That was interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Another one here.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I've complained about these two across every every platform. Now
I've tried emailing, and I'm hoping someone from the station
reads this as I'd rather drive in silence then hear
these two on my computer.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
He has a crediting for his effort.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There, you do have a credit for his effort.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, no, hease, do get to me.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Listen, hang on, where's a good one.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I've been a.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Professional medium for fifteen and a half years.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Now here's a good stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I've been a professional medium for fifteen and a half years,
and I'm very sensitive to all the energy forces that
surround me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I get very bad vibes from this.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
If you don't know about our friend Harry, have a
listen to this. We first got to know Harry when
he joined us on World's Worst Tech Support answering, particularly
Kelly questions.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
For an eighty five year old.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
How is it that multiple computers in the same office
can access the same file.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Oh, he must have the same passwords.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Give me phrases that you would use to activate Siri.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Sie, please wing my wife.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
But Harry's biggest challenge over a number of weeks was
to try and merge a call with his wife. And
he's bounding me.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Still you carry I'm now Okay, finally, after four weeks
of failed attempts, this good luck.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Harry, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Where we go?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh my god, this is it. We've never got whole
music before. Oh my god, come on, Harry, he's there,
he's there. They're talking.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He's talking to his wife right now.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
There we go, hell and it.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
We love your work mate. That was bloody awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Willy and I are going to get you a phone,
and then we want to come up and hand deliver
it to your mate, because we'd like to come and
have a drink at the Bolo with you.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Lovely more than welcome knocked out. So so yes, we
did hand deliver the phone yesterday, but we did make
him jump through a significant hurdle. I'm going to get
to that in two seconds, because before we talk about that,
we did want to surprise him as well. He had
no idea we're going to be waiting actually in his
son's house.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah. Right.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
The big question for us though, before we surprised him,
was we knew he'd listen to the show, but we
actually had no idea if he knew what.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
We looked like.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, that was a huge hurdle.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The other huge hurdle.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And I know you don't want me to play this audio,
but we just got off a plane and and you
get off and knew and I were hidden behind the
kitchen counter, and you absolutely released the hounds. Took my chances.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He's going I need to a warning shot.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I had to turn the stovetop exhaust fame.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, Now, let's get down of business. Now that
we've got that out of the way.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
We were very nervous, Harry, very nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Harry finally walks into his son's kitchen overlooking the water.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Woody and I behind the counter.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
We pop up and surprise him without thinking for a
second that he might not have any idea what we
look like.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Is he gonna know what we look like?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
By the way, we need to explain that to him.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
We've had it before, Harry, you do know who we are?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
What?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
God so good?
Speaker 12 (08:33):
Why do you think we're here, Harry my phone all
this time.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We have a small challenge for.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
You to day.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
My son's chouining in me a game of balls after
this and if.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You complete your challenge brand new iPhone, if Dame's yours.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Complete, I'll be gonna play.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Alna was great on Instagram TikTok with him what do
you a little bit later on, but it was beautiful
what once we were there, I mean for you and I.
It was amazing to see, like how much he loved us.
He was so such a nice guy. He didn't know
who we were until Captain Poop Pant's put a microphone
in his hand and oh my god, microphone. I recognized
(09:16):
the voices bang and it was awesome. We've got a
great hug with him. So you can see all that online.
But the other thing you can see online is the
moment we tell him his brand new iPhone fifteen is
dangling from a drone hanging out over the ocean and
he's got to steer it back to the house in
order to get it.
Speaker 13 (09:33):
Harry, Yes, we.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Are going to make you work for your new iPhone
at fifteen.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
Yes, the iPhone fifteen is here with us, but oh
you're cool.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Do you like drones, Harry? I thought drones. Well I
haven't got the drone, but I know of drones. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Have you ever flown a drone?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, I've never flown a drone. Okay, well you're about
to fly a drone for the first time ever.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Yeah, the iPhone fifteen is in the drone. It is
hanging from said drone, and if it goes in.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
The water, it's all over. That's exactly right. It's a
good swim us.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
All you've got to do, Harry, is fly that drone
over to us. You've got to find where we are.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Okay, and the iPhone fifteen is your so over the
years okay.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Easy, easy, easy, easy? Or want to be straighten up
a little bit there?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, So use this one?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
I reckon?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, oh ship, keep it, keep it up, just keep
just go, just go up. If you go up, I'm
going to straighten up.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I've never used one in my life.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You know, I must not buy a cruise missile or something.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
You crashed it in thirty seconds, Harry.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
There's one that's probably a world record.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Was it worth getting the whole family out to watch
you crash a drone? No, we do have something for
you again, open up the bag.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, for the last like thirty seconds or so, you've
just been carrying on like you just crashed a drone.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
In the middle of the ocean and you're totally fine
with it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, well it's mine drive.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's the top shelf bog, wasn't he He was such
a good fella.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
We had such a great chat with him.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I had a lovely bit of red rooster there for
lunch with the family as well.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
And it's it's been such a good bit for getting
to know him. And it was funny, Like I spoke
to his son David on the way out and he
was like, I cannot tell you how much like just
doing that bit with you guys is absolutely lit him
up because he had some pretty hectic surgery at the
end of the last year and think things are looking
pretty grim for him, and then you know, you.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think there's obviously a line there in terms of
how far it goes, but like just laughing with someone
at that age and just like treating them like a
person One of the things that he said, turning eighty
five is meant for him is like he said, whenever
he and and his wife walk into any shop or anywhere,
people just evaporate.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Around them because they're old.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So everyone just goes gonna avoid those guys looks like
way too much hard work. So I think that just
being brought into the show and being you know, laughing
at other people and having a sense of community and
like just enjoying himself and feeling like he's part of
things again, even if he was being laughed at sometimes
by you guys.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
He loved it.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
It's funny. He'd been truly honest to pull the curtain down.
The whole team spoke about the fact that whether that
prank was going too far, is it meaning to make
him think that the phone was hanging You can.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
See the prank by the way instagraming limbody, But.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Of course it wasn't cruel. He absolutely loves it. He
loved that he was in on a joke. Sure it
was at his expense, but he just enjoyed the sport
of the whole thing. Yeah, so he's a great Bogo radio.
It wasn't his da. Yeah, he loved that we love you, Harry.
I think everyone else in Australia is that was buddy
some fun. As I said, go and check it out
because it's a it's a top quality bit that there's all,
(13:05):
there's all the.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Case around it, but it he's just bloody heartwarming.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I also enjoyed the moment when we actually procure the
real phone and he goes, yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What are you hear from you?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Thirty one o six ' five as your child said
something which got you in trouble?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
This all started because I was picking up my daughter
Max from daycare the other day and the headmaster of
the daycare set up pulled me aside and was like,
hey do you I mean, are you guys getting a divorce?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Is how we need to talk about wow? And I'm thinking, well, actually.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, I knew exactly where this had come from, so
I had to bitch, I need to wind it back
a few weeks. So I went and saw this guy
Sem and I went and saw this guy Alex Cameron.
He's an Australian artist. He's brilliant. For me, he's got
rights to be the Australan David Bowie. I absolutely love
this guy, and accordingly, I was blasting him in the
house beforehand, before daycare, just in general. I was just
(14:04):
playing he's got a new record.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was playing a lot of the record.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And he's he has a particular song and his lyrics
can get a bit graphic. Alex Cameron's lyrics, and obviously
Max is just my daughter is just at the age
where she's just absorbing everything sponges like a sponge. Anyway,
this is the lyrics in one of his songs, Friends in.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Kansas City with the Mother. I'm drinking and the dog
is my Battle of.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The Okay, so the songs called divorce, right, and I'll
tell you what the lyrics he says. He says, I've
got friends in Kansas City with a mother effing futon couch.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You're playing this around your daughter, if that's.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
How you want to play it. I'm drinking in the
dar because my batteries are all run out. All you've
got to do is say it, Just say divorce. Oh anyway,
uplifting stuff from Alex. She loves that song right because
it's up. She walks into the kitchen and she's like,
just hit me with divorce, and she just started talking
(15:17):
and she says that she walks into the you can
this is where it picks up that.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
I got fence in Kansas City. Girl, if that's how
you want to play it, dancing in the stock but
now my battery now, oh you god?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Did Jewish say it?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Good?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Did you not?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
The pomos?
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Then?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Anyway, she's apparently so whenever they put on music at daycare,
they plug the they're plugging the iPods, speaker and or whatever,
and Max is just walking up to them saying.
Speaker 9 (15:59):
Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And so they say, Mac, what are you going to
go and do when you get home? And she says goodbye.
Good So naturally you're grolling with I speak to her
in Dutch. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, spell that out
for everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
It's all very confused.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She's talking about divorce. You're speaking Dutch. My god, a
lot of headmarks or daycare? Max in English? Please start
breaking up.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's very cute, but also has been quite damaging and
we have had to sort of, you know, prove of
the daycare that we aren't going through a breakup.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Also put on the Wiggles, you know, different man.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Absolutely, my daughter is cultured and she will learn about
the tougher parts of life very early on. So I
would love to hear from you, guys, if you've been
in my situation, your kid's gone to daycare or wherever,
they've gone to a friend's house of parents house, and
they've said something which has got you in a whole
lot of true, totally innocently beautiful. Thirteen one oh sixty
(17:03):
five is the phone number would love to hear from you.
Right up next on Willing it is a Wednesday afternoon,
Roger and Nab Roger.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
By Nab, I got a good Nick molloy story up next,
by the way, awesome, he's got a river.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Tet your case up next.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Third, I want to six five What did your child
say they got you in trouble? Did your child say
something that got you in trouble? That's because my child's
daycare teacher pulled me aside the other day when I
picked her up Max, my daughter is two, and she
was like, look, it's probably a good idea if you
tell us if you and your partner are splitting up,
And I was like, why would.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
We say that?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And then I remembered that her favorite song is an
Alex Cameron song where the chorus is this good bye.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So she has been saying divorce all through all through daycare.
Great great record, by the way, Alice's Cameron Oxy Music.
If you're into Ozzie music, it's all time right now.
They will take your calls. Cast thirty one to six five.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Well, oy' story before we got a cass. Mick took
his nephew to the football, ANFL football, and he got
back and he's team the Tigers got pumped.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Wasn't a good day? Right?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Takes the kid back to the parents and was just
and the parents are like, oh, Mick, had you go
Did have a good day that I don't? Mick was like, yeah, unbelievable,
had the best day of it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
That was just great.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
They then look at the kid, did you have fun?
And the kid goes, yeah, it was pretty good apart
from the f in white maggots.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
He just goes, I think it's my tun.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Chass six five cast Your child said something that got
you in trouble?
Speaker 8 (18:35):
Yes, she definitely did.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
My husband and I were out, my mom was.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
Babysitting her, and she decided that night.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
To tell my mom that I'm a bad mummy because
I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh my god, and then a.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Few days later her school teacher pulled me aside to
ask me about it as.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Well, I've probably had two alcoholic drinks all year.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh gosh, and they're just doing their due diligence.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
There.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
We've got Maddie who's called on thirty one six five.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Keep an eye out on mum. Yeah, Maddie, your son
said something they got in trouble.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yes, So when he started talking, he was a pleasant
cars and he went to dak and tried to tell
the teacher that mummy got a new car, but he
couldn't say white calf, so he said, mummy got a
new wain Craft.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I didn't it going that way.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Sally on thirday one of his sixth wife, we're talking
about kids, saying, certainly got you in trouble?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Did your child say so?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
When my son was two years old, he wasn't taking
like oral panado when he had a sickness one day,
so a doctor recommended we use the panadole's for positories
that have to go up here behind. And he probably
about three years of age, you know, we used the hens.
By this point, he goes to his preschool and he
tells the teacher mummy needs to stop putting her finger
(19:55):
up my boxer.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yes, I've spoken to about this reward.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I don't know if it's more common in Europe or not,
but like we exclusively put the panel up the bump.
We don't went under that, but we do because because
Max just doesn't like the flavor.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well you just silver bullet bang.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
We squirt fluid into mouth with the with the with
the meds, so like a Euryphin or a panet All,
but temperature always.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Up the bum.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
I don't yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Made you got to get the supposites. It's easy straight
into straight in the blood system as well.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
You're sending fun cannon mate, Tony.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What did your way to go about it?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
What did to get you?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Dare like, yeah, you're the stranger here to all play.
Tony's called Tony.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
My hubby and I used to just play around and say, oh,
come here, We've got chippers and cocaine, and just to
each other, just like just a joke. I'll come here
instead of like come here, we'll go to do this.
And he's gone to walk and he's gone, hey, I've
got strippers and cocaine.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Very popular
Woods, Donald Trump's ex lawyer during his trial over this
hush money that he paid.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Awesome stuff, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It is awesome when his ex lawyer gets up and
calls him this.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Donald Trump's former lawyer has faced cross examination at the
hush money criminal trial in New York. Michael Cohen was
grilled on disparaging social media posts that he has made
about his former boss, including calling him a dictator, douchebag,
don't be rude.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That is wonderful, a dictor to douchepaker. And I would
hope that Trump big in a bit of a laugh
at that Woods, because I think I think it's important.
I don't think he's that kind of guy. I think
it's important. That's a shame, because I think it's important
to laugh when you cop a really good sledge, and
every now and then they happen. First day I was
at schoolies in Byron Bay. You know, you're trying to
(00:56):
look as sexy as you can as an eighteen year old.
My mum had bought me this. My mom had bought
me a pink or salmon.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
You were calling it salmon because we were like, why
you're wearing a pink shirt?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Quit a tight quite a tight pink salmon T shirt.
I think it was the cost La cost Sportief with
a little crocodile on it, and.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It cost to your reputation boom, and I walked out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was quite anxious about it. And then like some
surfers in a you drove past me and a guy
leaned out the back and.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yelled, nights.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, first steps that I took outside of my school
is I love those guys when I was when I
was eighteen, and I have a bit of a laugh
about it. I'd like you to have laughed about it,
because I remember when you first moved to Melbourne about
six years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You had dreadlocks.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
At the time, I was heavy Perth at that state.
You were still in your Perth mode, but you were
walking through the streets of Cremorn.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Next to Richmond and blond dreadlocks. Just pictures this blondreadlocks.
I was wearing a single it very hand and I
think it I think it was winter here, but I
was very tanned, coming off a lot of time in Perth.
And there was a group of guys that were clearing
a sharehouse. They were sitting on the front Veranda, and
I was walking with my girlfriend at the time, and
(02:15):
I think, I don't know why. I was like, I
felt like I was back in the schoold I felt
like I had to acknowledge them.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So I kind of put my hand.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Up and waved just at this group of guys sitting
on their porch and they said, go and catch a wave.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You, and I was like, ah, nice, welcome to Melbourne. Yeah,
lovely in the vein of laughing at great sledges I
have got lined up from online, some wonderful sledges from
people who have absolutely torched us on the interwebs. Why
(02:49):
do we do this?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't need to know these.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You have a list of sledges in front of you
to look at them?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Sure? Sure?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What more than I was hoping for?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Number just in the last week?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Or is this ever?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'll read the first one here will and but his
voices are too similar, And after years of accidentally skipping
past their station, I still don't know which once which
Which is fine because their voices are just as bland
as their sense of humor.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The BA we got one strong finish, We got one
very early in our careers. I think we were doing
late nights or weekends, and a guy felt the need
to write to us and say, every time I'm listening
to you two on the radio, I think to myself
that I would rather stick pins in my ears and
then drive my car into a tree. That's that's what
(03:39):
That's what he would rather do.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That was interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Another one here.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I've complained about these two across every every platform. Now
I've tried emailing, and I'm hoping someone from the station
reads this as I'd rather drive in silence then hear
these two on my computer.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
He has a crediting for his effort.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There, you do have a credit for his effort.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, no, hease, do get to me.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Listen, hang on, where's a good one.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I've been a.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Professional medium for fifteen and a half years.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Now here's a good stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I've been a professional medium for fifteen and a half years,
and I'm very sensitive to all the energy forces that
surround me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I get very bad vibes from this.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
If you don't know about our friend Harry, have a
listen to this. We first got to know Harry when
he joined us on World's Worst Tech Support answering, particularly
Kelly questions.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
For an eighty five year old.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
How is it that multiple computers in the same office
can access the same file.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Oh, he must have the same passwords.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Give me phrases that you would use to activate Siri.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Sie, please wing my wife.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
But Harry's biggest challenge over a number of weeks was
to try and merge a call with his wife. And
he's bounding me.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Still you carry I'm now Okay, finally, after four weeks
of failed attempts, this good luck.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Harry, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Where we go?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh my god, this is it. We've never got whole
music before. Oh my god, come on, Harry, he's there,
he's there. They're talking.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He's talking to his wife right now.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
There we go, hell and it.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
We love your work mate. That was bloody awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Willy and I are going to get you a phone,
and then we want to come up and hand deliver
it to your mate, because we'd like to come and
have a drink at the Bolo with you.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Lovely more than welcome knocked out. So so yes, we
did hand deliver the phone yesterday, but we did make
him jump through a significant hurdle. I'm going to get
to that in two seconds, because before we talk about that,
we did want to surprise him as well. He had
no idea we're going to be waiting actually in his
son's house.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah. Right.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
The big question for us though, before we surprised him,
was we knew he'd listen to the show, but we
actually had no idea if he knew what.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
We looked like.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, that was a huge hurdle.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The other huge hurdle.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And I know you don't want me to play this audio,
but we just got off a plane and and you
get off and knew and I were hidden behind the
kitchen counter, and you absolutely released the hounds. Took my chances.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He's going I need to a warning shot.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I had to turn the stovetop exhaust fame.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, Now, let's get down of business. Now that
we've got that out of the way.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
We were very nervous, Harry, very nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Harry finally walks into his son's kitchen overlooking the water.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Woody and I behind the counter.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
We pop up and surprise him without thinking for a
second that he might not have any idea what we
look like.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Is he gonna know what we look like?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
By the way, we need to explain that to him.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
We've had it before, Harry, you do know who we are?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
What?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
God so good?
Speaker 12 (08:33):
Why do you think we're here, Harry my phone all
this time.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We have a small challenge for.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
You to day.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
My son's chouining in me a game of balls after
this and if.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You complete your challenge brand new iPhone, if Dame's yours.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Complete, I'll be gonna play.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Alna was great on Instagram TikTok with him what do
you a little bit later on, but it was beautiful
what once we were there, I mean for you and I.
It was amazing to see, like how much he loved us.
He was so such a nice guy. He didn't know
who we were until Captain Poop Pant's put a microphone
in his hand and oh my god, microphone. I recognized
(09:16):
the voices bang and it was awesome. We've got a
great hug with him. So you can see all that online.
But the other thing you can see online is the
moment we tell him his brand new iPhone fifteen is
dangling from a drone hanging out over the ocean and
he's got to steer it back to the house in
order to get it.
Speaker 13 (09:33):
Harry, Yes, we.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Are going to make you work for your new iPhone
at fifteen.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
Yes, the iPhone fifteen is here with us, but oh
you're cool.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Do you like drones, Harry? I thought drones. Well I
haven't got the drone, but I know of drones. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Have you ever flown a drone?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, I've never flown a drone. Okay, well you're about
to fly a drone for the first time ever.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Yeah, the iPhone fifteen is in the drone. It is
hanging from said drone, and if it goes in.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
The water, it's all over. That's exactly right. It's a
good swim us.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
All you've got to do, Harry, is fly that drone
over to us. You've got to find where we are.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Okay, and the iPhone fifteen is your so over the
years okay.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Easy, easy, easy, easy? Or want to be straighten up
a little bit there?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, So use this one?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
I reckon?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, oh ship, keep it, keep it up, just keep
just go, just go up. If you go up, I'm
going to straighten up.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I've never used one in my life.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You know, I must not buy a cruise missile or something.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
You crashed it in thirty seconds, Harry.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
There's one that's probably a world record.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Was it worth getting the whole family out to watch
you crash a drone? No, we do have something for
you again, open up the bag.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, for the last like thirty seconds or so, you've
just been carrying on like you just crashed a drone.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
In the middle of the ocean and you're totally fine
with it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, well it's mine drive.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's the top shelf bog, wasn't he He was such
a good fella.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
We had such a great chat with him.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I had a lovely bit of red rooster there for
lunch with the family as well.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
And it's it's been such a good bit for getting
to know him. And it was funny, Like I spoke
to his son David on the way out and he
was like, I cannot tell you how much like just
doing that bit with you guys is absolutely lit him
up because he had some pretty hectic surgery at the
end of the last year and think things are looking
pretty grim for him, and then you know, you.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think there's obviously a line there in terms of
how far it goes, but like just laughing with someone
at that age and just like treating them like a
person One of the things that he said, turning eighty
five is meant for him is like he said, whenever
he and and his wife walk into any shop or anywhere,
people just evaporate.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Around them because they're old.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So everyone just goes gonna avoid those guys looks like
way too much hard work. So I think that just
being brought into the show and being you know, laughing
at other people and having a sense of community and
like just enjoying himself and feeling like he's part of
things again, even if he was being laughed at sometimes
by you guys.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
He loved it.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
It's funny. He'd been truly honest to pull the curtain down.
The whole team spoke about the fact that whether that
prank was going too far, is it meaning to make
him think that the phone was hanging You can.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
See the prank by the way instagraming limbody, But.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Of course it wasn't cruel. He absolutely loves it. He
loved that he was in on a joke. Sure it
was at his expense, but he just enjoyed the sport
of the whole thing. Yeah, so he's a great Bogo radio.
It wasn't his da. Yeah, he loved that we love you, Harry.
I think everyone else in Australia is that was buddy
some fun. As I said, go and check it out
because it's a it's a top quality bit that there's all,
(13:05):
there's all the.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Case around it, but it he's just bloody heartwarming.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I also enjoyed the moment when we actually procure the
real phone and he goes, yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What are you hear from you?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Thirty one o six ' five as your child said
something which got you in trouble?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
This all started because I was picking up my daughter
Max from daycare the other day and the headmaster of
the daycare set up pulled me aside and was like,
hey do you I mean, are you guys getting a divorce?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Is how we need to talk about wow? And I'm thinking, well, actually.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, I knew exactly where this had come from, so
I had to bitch, I need to wind it back
a few weeks. So I went and saw this guy
Sem and I went and saw this guy Alex Cameron.
He's an Australian artist. He's brilliant. For me, he's got
rights to be the Australan David Bowie. I absolutely love
this guy, and accordingly, I was blasting him in the
house beforehand, before daycare, just in general. I was just
(14:04):
playing he's got a new record.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was playing a lot of the record.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And he's he has a particular song and his lyrics
can get a bit graphic. Alex Cameron's lyrics, and obviously
Max is just my daughter is just at the age
where she's just absorbing everything sponges like a sponge. Anyway,
this is the lyrics in one of his songs, Friends in.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Kansas City with the Mother. I'm drinking and the dog
is my Battle of.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The Okay, so the songs called divorce, right, and I'll
tell you what the lyrics he says. He says, I've
got friends in Kansas City with a mother effing futon couch.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You're playing this around your daughter, if that's.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
How you want to play it. I'm drinking in the
dar because my batteries are all run out. All you've
got to do is say it, Just say divorce. Oh anyway,
uplifting stuff from Alex. She loves that song right because
it's up. She walks into the kitchen and she's like,
just hit me with divorce, and she just started talking
(15:17):
and she says that she walks into the you can
this is where it picks up that.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
I got fence in Kansas City. Girl, if that's how
you want to play it, dancing in the stock but
now my battery now, oh you god?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Did Jewish say it?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Good?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Did you not?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
The pomos?
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Then?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Anyway, she's apparently so whenever they put on music at daycare,
they plug the they're plugging the iPods, speaker and or whatever,
and Max is just walking up to them saying.
Speaker 9 (15:59):
Goodbye.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And so they say, Mac, what are you going to
go and do when you get home? And she says goodbye.
Good So naturally you're grolling with I speak to her
in Dutch. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, spell that out
for everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
It's all very confused.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She's talking about divorce. You're speaking Dutch. My god, a
lot of headmarks or daycare? Max in English? Please start
breaking up.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's very cute, but also has been quite damaging and
we have had to sort of, you know, prove of
the daycare that we aren't going through a breakup.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Also put on the Wiggles, you know, different man.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Absolutely, my daughter is cultured and she will learn about
the tougher parts of life very early on. So I
would love to hear from you, guys, if you've been
in my situation, your kid's gone to daycare or wherever,
they've gone to a friend's house of parents house, and
they've said something which has got you in a whole
lot of true, totally innocently beautiful. Thirteen one oh sixty
(17:03):
five is the phone number would love to hear from you.
Right up next on Willing it is a Wednesday afternoon,
Roger and Nab Roger.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
By Nab, I got a good Nick molloy story up next,
by the way, awesome, he's got a river.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Tet your case up next.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Third, I want to six five What did your child
say they got you in trouble? Did your child say
something that got you in trouble? That's because my child's
daycare teacher pulled me aside the other day when I
picked her up Max, my daughter is two, and she
was like, look, it's probably a good idea if you
tell us if you and your partner are splitting up,
And I was like, why would.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
We say that?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And then I remembered that her favorite song is an
Alex Cameron song where the chorus is this good bye.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So she has been saying divorce all through all through daycare.
Great great record, by the way, Alice's Cameron Oxy Music.
If you're into Ozzie music, it's all time right now.
They will take your calls. Cast thirty one to six five.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Well, oy' story before we got a cass. Mick took
his nephew to the football, ANFL football, and he got
back and he's team the Tigers got pumped.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Wasn't a good day? Right?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Takes the kid back to the parents and was just
and the parents are like, oh, Mick, had you go
Did have a good day that I don't? Mick was like, yeah, unbelievable,
had the best day of it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
That was just great.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
They then look at the kid, did you have fun?
And the kid goes, yeah, it was pretty good apart
from the f in white maggots.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
He just goes, I think it's my tun.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Chass six five cast Your child said something that got
you in trouble?
Speaker 8 (18:35):
Yes, she definitely did.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
My husband and I were out, my mom was.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
Babysitting her, and she decided that night.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
To tell my mom that I'm a bad mummy because
I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh my god, and then a.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Few days later her school teacher pulled me aside to
ask me about it as.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Well, I've probably had two alcoholic drinks all year.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh gosh, and they're just doing their due diligence.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
There.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
We've got Maddie who's called on thirty one six five.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Keep an eye out on mum. Yeah, Maddie, your son
said something they got in trouble.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yes, So when he started talking, he was a pleasant
cars and he went to dak and tried to tell
the teacher that mummy got a new car, but he
couldn't say white calf, so he said, mummy got a
new wain Craft.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I didn't it going that way.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Sally on thirday one of his sixth wife, we're talking
about kids, saying, certainly got you in trouble?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Did your child say so?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
When my son was two years old, he wasn't taking
like oral panado when he had a sickness one day,
so a doctor recommended we use the panadole's for positories
that have to go up here behind. And he probably
about three years of age, you know, we used the hens.
By this point, he goes to his preschool and he
tells the teacher mummy needs to stop putting her finger
(19:55):
up my boxer.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yes, I've spoken to about this reward.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I don't know if it's more common in Europe or not,
but like we exclusively put the panel up the bump.
We don't went under that, but we do because because
Max just doesn't like the flavor.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well you just silver bullet bang.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
We squirt fluid into mouth with the with the with
the meds, so like a Euryphin or a panet All,
but temperature always.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Up the bum.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
I don't yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Made you got to get the supposites. It's easy straight
into straight in the blood system as well.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
You're sending fun cannon mate, Tony.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What did your way to go about it?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
What did to get you?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Dare like, yeah, you're the stranger here to all play.
Tony's called Tony.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
My hubby and I used to just play around and say, oh,
come here, We've got chippers and cocaine, and just to
each other, just like just a joke. I'll come here
instead of like come here, we'll go to do this.
And he's gone to walk and he's gone, hey, I've
got strippers and cocaine.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
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