July 18, 2024 • 33 mins
- Sam Johnston
- Lad Lingo
- Is there anything else I can help you with?
- We check in with Andrea from New Zealand
- Worst gifts from holidays
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Adele has temporarily retired after her residency in Vegas. She's
basically said not that she doesn't want to make music anymore,
but she's sick of being famous, does not want to
be famous anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think she's talked before about having like stage fright
as well, and I think that's obviously that attention thing,
as soon as there's thousands of people focusing on you
giving you lots of attention. I mean again, you said
it before the song there you and I can't really
relate to that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, no, no, I mean, as I said before as well,
you fresh out of the jungle that I'm as let
get me out of here. It's tough. I know you
had to have pulled up twice. Guys, I'm just trying
to get my grocery.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Seriously, leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But I want to go a little bit closer to
the source here because I heard I heard a very
good coach the other day say that apparently the number
one thing that kids want to be is famous. They
don't want to be rich or successful, or an astronaut
or a fireman or whatever it is anymore. They want
to be famous. And I think it's just interesting to
hear from people who actually are famous what that is like.
So right now we're going to speak to Sam Johnson.
(01:05):
Obviously you know him from Home Away A Secret Life
of Us. He played Molly most recently in the biopic
about Molly Meldrum. He is a star of Australian TV.
But he was also very good friends with Heath Ledger
where Heath was at the peak of his powers. So
Sam's gonna tell us all about that right now, what
it is like to be famous?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Get a Sam, will and Woody, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Good? Mate?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Always such a treat speaking to you, mate. You always
brighten my day when I interact with you. But mate,
how did you deal with fame? How old were you
when Secret Life of Us was really popping off?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh no, none of it kind of hit me like
a truck before then, about six years before then on
a show called Home in Away, when I was like
fifteen or so, and it was like back in the
day of Kate Richie and Niley, Isla Fisher and Melissa
George and stuff. Many of your listeners wouldn't have wouldn't
remember that far back. I went to school the next
(01:56):
day and all of a sudden, all the girls were
sitting with us base next to him. They were padding
the chair saying, sit next to me. All of a sudden,
so overnight my life changed. So yeah, it can really
alter things a bit.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, so initially Sammy would say positive.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, highly dubious. I mean, everyone and everything changed. I
can understand why people freak out a bit because you
go around your life being sam and then all of
a sudden, you know, your family and people around you
change a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I can imagine, and for someone like you on one scale.
But you know, we're talking about Adele and then I
know you are very good friends with with Heath Ledger
when he was alive as well. I mean, what was
it like walking down the street with him.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty it's pretty intense. I did walk
down the street with him. I remember in half a block,
I'll call it a block. It was about three quarters
of a block. There were four girls that freighted.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, they literally just dropped when they saw him. I
couldn't believe it, not one, not two, not three, four
in inside a block. I've never said, I've never seen
anything like it. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Was there a moment though? Sammy where you were like,
I think one of them was for me maybe.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But now you're getting real funny.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And so and so, like you know, you're walking. I mean,
I imagine you guys just going to get a sandwich
or something that you got to look at that and
you're like, well, you just can't be on the street.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
You.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I said to him, look, I'm just you know, a
little bitty thing in Australia. You're kind of heats ledger,
you know, like how do you cope? And and he
just looked at me with with with a world of
sadness in his eyes and said, I don't ye and
so and so I assume that he's on the same
kind of level as Adele, you know, really kind of
(03:44):
world famous. I mean they could, I mean that Dell
could hide in Antarctica and still sell out, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
True. Yeah, it's been a pleasure, Georgia, mate, and some
insight in on what is I mean, just a very
strange phenomenon for everyone outside the fish bowl, but I
think to be in the fish bowl. Yeah, it's funny.
We were saying before, like you know, kids these days,
(04:11):
apparently the only the number one thing children want to
be is famous, but like when you look at what
it's actually like, it's just not that fun, is it.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, I would say, careful of the fish bowl. You
might drown.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah right, yes, yeah, yeah, it is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But that positive. Thanks for talking to me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We just making it fun and life for commercial radio.
And you're finished on a drown joke? Was there's this
trend going around online at the moment, women pranking their
largely male partners by casually dropping into conversation with them
(04:57):
very specific lingo their hobby, so lingo that they would
never normally know about that they've clearly gone online researched,
and then they filmed themselves having a conversation about dinner,
about going for a walk, and then casually dropping into
the conversation something specific from their hobby. So I'll give
it an example. So it happens a lot with video games.
(05:18):
I'm going to play you with some audio. Now in
the background, you'll hear the guy playing the game and
she's trying to walk out the door. He's playing a
game called Elden Ring. She's trying to walk out the door,
and she uses some language from the video game from
a character called Margot or Margo. All right. You'll hear
his reaction. Have a listen, put those foolish ambitions to rest.
(05:41):
What are you talking about? How do you know that
that's Marget? You've never fought margit? How do you know that?
Who's Marget?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
The boss who says that?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Do you even play?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
The game?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So good? It's really good watching. And I just thought
today we could do it live on air because last
night was obviously the origin fine all and there are
obviously a lot of men who stayed up late watching
this last night offered the exclusion of their partners, and
I just love to be awesome, Like, what are they
going to do if they're get to call from their
wife who wasn't in the same room as them, has
(06:13):
never spoken about League in their life, and then all
of a sudden they start calling them with very specific
things about the final last night. So I've got Carly here. Carly,
you've never watched a game of League in your life? No?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, your partner Sean is a massive League fan, though he's.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
A massive League fan, massive ball sports fan.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So last night, did you guys interact at all? Or
is it just TV for him?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
And just as soon as the game's on, he's on
watching it, and he starts coaching. I'm in the kitchen
and then as soon as he just starts rambling, I'm
out of there.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh he coaches the TV. So what do you hear
him yell? What's the sort of stuff you hear him yelling?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
He's like pick it up. They're just fumbling, and I'm like,
they can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Ah, all right, well Mark, this is really going to
light him up.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Carli, we've sent you some really great lines about the
analysis of the final Origin last night.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Have you received those lines? Yes? I have? Okay, So
do you know what any of those lines mean?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, perfect, Okay, tell me one of the lines that
you've got written there? What have you got?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I've got? How about Karra the only forward to play
eighty minutes last night? What are gone?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay? So awesome. So if you said, like, if you
said that to him in like just a standard like
common parlance, like what what would his reaction be to that?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
You'd probably be a little bit like speechless. How does
she even know what she's talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Like?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Are you being shocked?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think you need to have something normal or casual
to talk to him about that. You can weave these
lines into.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What would you actually call him about at this time?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Oh, probably dinner because we're always last minute with dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I have the same phone every single night, and that's great.
We can all relate to that. And I think you're
slipping in those lines about the origin last night.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, in between dinner chat. Yes, let's just see how
long you can go without him going what the hell
is going on? I'll do my beste.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Ki, what are you doing much? Okay? So I'll make
it quick just that dinner tonight? Yeah, this is not
what to do? What to get?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Didn't you get stuff yesterday?
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Tell what made me laugh earlier? Moses parting the Maroon Sea?
That's great? Gear ITCHI boy?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
How good?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Huh? Yeah, well I didn't know I got sassages last night.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
That sounds good?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Yeah, okay cool? And how about Carol the only forward
to play eighty minutes last night? What an absolute gun?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Think were about the n RL?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah? Yeah, maybe a little bit, but more for dinner?
Like is that all you want?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Even?
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Watch it?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Have?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Do you even know any of that? And poor Cherry
after those booze, it's going to be hard to come
back after that. Poor bloke. Are just feel bad for him? Okay,
this is so weird. I don't know what's going on,
but I'm good poor gast sausages, vegetables.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
What's the matter, Sean? What was weird about Carlie knowing
a lot about the game last night? This is Will
and Woody? What's the matter with a bit of a
bit of leg chatting around dinner?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Very random from my wife, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Did you like it though?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I was trying to cheap up?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And Cali?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Did you have any idea what you were talking about?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
There?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
If you and get your can help you?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Anything else I can help you?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
We are testing that question that happens at the end
of every single phone.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Call we're taking. It Seriously, don't ask is there anything else?
If it's not anything, be specific exactly, would you like
any more help with the merchandise or the service that
I can offer you right now? And hilariously, they usually
do start to get their questions. Just start asking random
questions for them. Who am I calling today? Will? You're
(10:29):
going to be calling a place called House of Handmade
nick Knacks, House of hand okay, house of handmade.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So rulers start with one genuine.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You've got to have a question about the shop, so
yees I said, I think it's Nickknacks, and then you
can ask anything else.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
House of handmade? Is it?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Steph O steph quick question?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Do you guys sell doorstops?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
All stops? No, we don't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, that's okay, all right?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Is there anything else you needed?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, if you're asking, I actually do have a bit
of a dilimeerate work at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's such a weird one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
A work colleague who literally works next to me. We
do a bit of hot desk and at work. But
right now he is right next to me and he's
just got awful breath and I feel feel bad for him. Well,
absolutely yeah, I mean I'm suffering. I imagine anyone he
comes into contact with his suffering.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
How would you go about that?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Probably get some mints, which unfortunately we don't sell here either.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's not a bad idea, Yeah, subtle way to let
him know.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, just pop them on the desk.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Great thinking.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Is there anything else I could help you with?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, this was just one that I'm just I
just really stuck in the nugget at the moment. Who
is the boy in that movie the Sixth Sense?
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Who?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What's his name?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'm exactly the same like he was.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I mean, he was big during that sort of like
decade there.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That's a child actor.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, so you were correct, And I'm sure he did
another movie when he grew up a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah he did, because obviously Bruce Bruce is the Bruce
Willis is.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
In a kid is called I want to say Joel,
but I don't.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Think that's I do not remember. I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, awesome.
Is there anything else she needed that was part of
the shop at all? Or just or just or just
anything else?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, okay, I just probably just a sixth sense one again.
I just I rewatched it recently, and I say, I'm
saying that I obviously fully understand that by the end
of the film, you want you you gain the knowledge
that Bruce Willis is dead, right, and the boy whoever
that boy is called, so he sees dead people.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
But if he can see dead people, does that mean
he died? Is a little it was the boy dead?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Good question, good question. I don't know it is it's
Hailey Joel Osmond.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yes, yes it is, Yes it is, and he's God.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He was good, he was really good.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yes, Well, enjoy the rest of your day.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Was that all?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, no, not really.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I guess I've just got one other thing that is
sort of just kicking around here. Do you think someone
of Brad Pitt's fame when he meets someone in his life,
do you think he introduces himself or.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Is it just like, oh, no, he would not have to,
I would imagine no.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
But do you think he'd feel weird walk into a
room and like, what would you say if you were
Brad Pitt and you know the other person knows that
you're Brad Pitt.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
So I suppose if it was like a private thing,
then you just introduce yourself, I imagine.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, so it still.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Say high, We'll just say high.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, you just go high and leave it there.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah yeah, all right, yeah, okay, Well, enjoy the rest
of your day. If there's nothing else I can help you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
With, Well, didn't know. Well, if you're asking.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
That, like sushi, like I'm thinking I'm late lunch for
me today, I'm thinking sushi.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
What's your stance in cucumber.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
In a sushi because for me, that just feels like
you're putting water in a sushi roll.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's crunchy though, yeah, because it does add a crunch.
Yeah yeah, as long as it's not dodgy cucumber.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Okay, Well I need to go because I actually have
some customers in the shop that I need to help serve. Okay, cool,
thank you for the chat.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
No worries at all. Sorry, this is my name is Boody.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I'm actually calling from a radio station.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I got people looking at me like what is she
talking about?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Did you actually google the movie sixth Sense to find it.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Had struck? I was like, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Steph? You said you had customers, so that was either
a lie to get us off the phone or you
better get movie.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Actually do looking at me like seriously, what is his?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Kirl On.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Unearthed a character deep in the South Island of New Zealand.
Yesterday we called her. She just runs in milk bits,
called Robin Hoood. Yesterday we called her to tell her
that the Royal Tour had been canceled for New Zealand.
She was very very very funny about it. We all
had a good laugh. So I just thought today, given
that yesterday there was another tour that has been canceled
down Under, and of course I'm talking about the Tenacious
(15:55):
d tour, Jack Black's band after his bandmate Kyle went
on stage in a joke about Donald Trump. Film this
Trump next time he makes it, don't miss Trump gag. Now,
what we're going to do is we're going to call
(16:16):
this woman. And I don't know how much of a
good idea this is because she's a Loise Cannon and
you know, we've already had one show canceled for it.
One has already been canceled for making a joke about it.
So we're not going to make any gags here. But
I'm just going to call Andrea, now, this woman who
runs this milk bar in the middle of the deep
deep south of the South Island, New Zealand, and I'm
(16:36):
going to see what she thinks about the Tenacious Door
Detour also known as Tanacious Doer. That's just word efficiency
being canceled. She won't care. Oh hey there, Hey, how's
it going. That's good. I was just wondering whether whether
(17:03):
you guys had heard the news. Obviously, I imagine you'll
be pretty devastated over.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
There about the queen.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, no, you've done this. No, well no it's not
about the queen.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
No oh no.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No did you hear? Well, yeah, when she's not she's
not coming to New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
But well she's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, that's okay. No, no, no. The other thing, the
other one that I thought had really just I mean,
I wasn't sure if you'd heard it, but I wanted
to just ask you and whether you saw today that
Jack Black and Tenacious d aren't going to New Zealand either.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Oh, I know that's sad.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Blair, I noboddy saw that dummy, the Komfo Panda. I mean,
get him down there. It is actually a bit sad.
It's a bit sad that he's not going that he's
not doing you knowing me, he seems like a good
(18:17):
guy and he saw why he's not touring, right, that's
not funny. Let's talk about Captain Poo Panther's jaunt in
Europe over the last time.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
There.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
He was our ep hit in Europe, hard, hard, hit
it hard. He's come back a different man. Can make
a vegetarian, you told me, we said the mushrooms in
Europe are amazing, so they're converting him. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Flat bat, flat bat? You know what else he brought back?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And this is this gets a bit awkward, but he's
clearly picked favorites. He brought me home a gift from
his time in Europe. And I didn't know this, but
you've just informed me that you did.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Not get the gift. You did know that, that's why
you brought it up. I genuinely did you? Did you did?
You're a liar. Take your snipstick out of your nose.
You're lying. I need to bring up a snipstick.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm a bit sniffley, but flying for you guys to share.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Did you really?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't say that, did you? Actually?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He does this because he gets to work before me,
and he always opens the parcels before I do, and
then he claims them as his own.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
So I'm not sure if you're like this gift though,
because it is it's a howur And before I show.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
It to it, I do think that whenever thought that
he got us something.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's a lovely thought, and I do want to put
it on display because it is so ridiculous. But before
I show you what Captain poop Pan's got us. I
don't think that anyone ever nails the gift from a trip.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Disagree. I think you can bloody out. I just think
that because I've been on lots of trips with you
obviously before, and I know what you do. You get
to the airport and then you panic that you haven't
got something, and then you go to the gift shop
and then you always end up paying twenty five dollars
for two hundred meals of minuca. Honey.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I've been there, my daughter, Honey.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I've been given and every time you get there and
you go, what do you get? And I've got, you know,
something artisan for the market, and you're like, oh, it's
gonna have to be another mug from.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
The amount of another fridge manit for me the amount of.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Key rings that my daughter's got these days from that
bloody gift store. But anyway, I do want to ask you, guys,
thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
What's the worst gift you received from.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Someone who'd been on a trip? Yep, what's what's the
absolute worst? I feel like parents are very very guilty
of this, maybe partners, but give us a call if
you can relate my dad.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
My dad tried to get my little brother George a gift.
You know this story. He bought a This is right
after September eleven as well. He bought a like a
My brother George's about five. He was into building things,
dukeplow and whatnot. So Dad got him this like magnetic
bill in kit right, So it was just steel rods
and ball bearings in a suitcase. That's not good through anyway.
(21:05):
I went through the bag scanner. The guy just literally
walked out to him and just said, and this is
word for word, he goes, we know you have a bomb.
Oh my god, That's exactly what he said to Dade. Yeah,
and I think Dad made a joke. He's like, well,
I know you have one. Are my kind of thing.
And the guy was like, no, mate, that's a bad
(21:26):
gift from overseas. Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
But here's what Poopan's got me from this trip to you.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Sorry, it's for us, both of us.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
It is a calendar from Rome of sexy Roman priests.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Nice Callandario Romano.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, it's twelve months of I'm not sure we should
be combining sex and priests on air.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Attractive priests from the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I mean, have a look at March. Well, have a
look at him. Wowure again I just open where yeap
Koobi walking on a line here?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Well, they sell it mate. There's a shot in November.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's just a shot of a priest casually reading a newspaper.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
There.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Good is that?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And I mean I mean December he's just holding Levi
de roma close to his chest there.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I'm not sure what Lavi de roma is. Roman life
and there's a lot of there's a lot of sadness,
but I never anyone heard that in the background or yeah,
he's hot.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Anyway, that's a lot of fun if you want to
see it. I will put up some photos on our Instagram,
Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But were they genuinely selling that with the Vaticans selling that?
Or did you get that in the gift shop? That's poopy,
A bit of a gag. I was asking, pooy. They're
all throughout Rome. There's seven euro which is about ten
dollars pretty quite good. I wouldn't say quite good. Some
of them are. We're talking about the men of the
price here.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, Suwannee, worst gifts you have received from someone went overseas.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Ye friend of mine came back from Jilli and I
actually bought me back a wooden appendage bottle open.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I've seen them around everywhere to get through customs. Yeah,
a little.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Bit difficult, it's it's it's even more problematic when the
the outlaws come over the dinner and they want drinks
that you have to use the bottle over the four.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Well, you don't have to use the appendage.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
I want to use.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
That's a gift I've got.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
You actually get good leverage off the appendage when you
are up going to be with it?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Are you talking that I have used them?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let's debbie, worst gift you've ever received from someone, The.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Worst gift to come ever had was a work colleague
when overseas, and we didn't ask for anything, and when
she came back, she handed myself and another work colleague
a wrapped up present. We unwrapped them and I had
a half bottle of perfume and my other work colleague
had three quarters of a bottle of perfume. And anyway,
(23:57):
she goes to us, Oh, look, I seen over one
hundred was on each of those bottles. But I'll only
charged you both seventy three dollars each.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
She charged you, and I'm really, I'm.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
A really up fronto her and I just went, excuse me,
I am not paying for a gift I didn't even
ask for. I said, besides that, and.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
She used it. She used it, and she used it
and then charged you for it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But as she said, didn't charge full price. Now I
thought my dad was the biggest titles in the world.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
But I reckon Debbie's wors and then charged them for it. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
My dad when he would go on when he went
on a work trip, I think he went on a
real estate conference, which what the bloody.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hell are they doing there?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Anyway, he goes on this conference and the gift that
he brought back for me, and I'm seven or eight
at this time was a stress ball. And when I
questioned him further on what a seven year old wants
with a stress ball, I realized that that was in
the gift pack they gave him.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Right, that's for Sarah. Ye when you've got a slap band,
dadda just dipped into the showbag from the conference.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Let's go to Scotty.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Now, Scotty, now you were the deliverer of a bad
gift from a trip overseas, mate.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Yes, so I was actually going back Heupe and was
going to see a friend from Australia and she's been having.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
A tough run of the luck with some guys.
Speaker 10 (25:20):
So I took her back a set of kangaroo balls
attached to a bottle opener.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Well, so you've also gone the balls on the bottle up?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Know?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Is that right?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Cleanse to, I mean that that's tourism, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I mean that's clearly Fiji went the appendage on the
bottle opener.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
We're putting balls. You know, they're going to sell. They're
going to sell like hotcakes.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
At what point, though, did the tourist world go this
is definitely that mean this is what sells.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It's selling, It's selling. Lilliam's called Lilliam's called thirty one,
six y five Lillam worst gif you ever received, mate,
Liam ilamb.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
I went, So my friend went to Fiji. Yeah, and
then she bore about a pair of bundies with flowers
all over them, and he made me, he made me
lead them to school and when I went up onto
the assembly like stage, he pulled them down from the bevel.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh, mate, sounds a bit rough.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So go your undies with flowers on it, and then
dacked you in front of the entire school.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, all right with that, you're okay.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
I wasn't in the moment.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
No, but you can laugh at it now, mate, you
can laugh at it now.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Woods, I want to use your phone in the studio.
It is. It's normally against the rules.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
But rare occurrence, rare occurrences at daycare.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I want to bring it up with you because there
was a teacher, an Indian teacher, who was sacked because
of the use of his phone around the office. Now
too much phone news. They went into his screen time.
Do you know you can do that? You can go
into someone's phone and you can see their screen time.
So time spent during the day on what, et cetera.
(27:16):
The teacher he's at the school right for Let's say
he's at the school for six hours, right, So of
the five and a half hours that he was at school,
the six hours years at school, he'd spent three hours
playing Candy Crash. I love this guy. And he talked
on the phone. That's amazing. He spoke on the phone
for twenty six minutes and he used social media for
(27:38):
thirty minutes. There's an hour there and then an hour.
So he spent half his time that he was employed
playing playing game.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
That's just that's not before school, after school, that is
during school hours. Yeah, that is, that's that's an effort
that would be hard to pull that on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Impressive, Yeah, impressive, I'm impressed. Now what I want to do?
You've got your phone in the studio? Yes, I just
out of pure interest, like I have no agenda here.
I would love to know what your screen time usage is.
And I don't pretend that you know how to get there.
I don't hand it over to Tom.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
But I stared about handing my phone.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Just you know, what's he going to do?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What have you got on? What have you got in
this secret? Sorry, Julian sounds and make sure that you
can you can monitor screen time?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, So I did something this morning which is a
bit rare.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
How's the week looking? Okay? Okay? So today half an
hour oko, that's yeah, standard.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I was just watching the Ned Brock one document eleven
minutes on Apple Music.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
You sent me a record this morning. Very appreciative. This
is where the hole begins. The whole the whole chemist
warehouse dot com dot you five minutes, Hang on, hang on,
don't you get specific? Ceta field dot com dot you
for a minute? Adore beauty dot com you for five minutes.
(29:12):
I was looking for you sunscreen and I told you
about the Cetaphili.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
So I went on Cetaville and I was like, what
sunscreen are you talking about? And then I saw and
then I was like, I can't trust the ratings on
cetaphil dot com because they'll fudge them. So a website
that rates sunscreens is.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
A door beauty dot cost. I've found myself sifting through
comments sad, sad state of affairs, and then Amazon obviously
it's it's it's deal to at the moment, so I
imagine you're bruising Amazon deals.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
No, I think I was saying, if the sunscreen was
cheaper on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Wodrow, you're getting married before I found out in a
few months now, so in November, very very exciting times. Now,
there's obviously we've spoken about a lot on air. There's
going to be a lot more that we are talking
about on air in the lead.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Up, no doubt, to get some freebies.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I know you've been pitching to people to that's exactly right.
Put the money in for the wedding for you on air,
so you know, may as well hate. But I want
to focus on something that you told me off air.
Let's just be careful here.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You are a groomsman and the definition of that is
you are supporting me in a very big moment in
my life. So I just want to remind you of
that before you continue.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
On the day, I will support you. No, it's not
that we're a month. We're months out. You are officially
it's July. You're getting married in November. This is my
time to shine. This is when I can turn up
the heat because I'll have to be careful towards the end,
no doubt. Yeah, sure, Okay, now we not look on
your face.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I'm just very worried about what you're going to say.
I trust you far too much.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Fair enough. Now, finding a wedding venue has been a
tough thing for you and for him. That's always and
I think for every couple.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yes, it's tricky, yes, because I think it's almost a
bit like online dating, because you go to a place
and you think it's pretty bloody good and you're like, oh,
there's heaps out there, so we probably should keep looking.
And that's been the last three years of our lives.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yes. Now, the next thing I want to just point
out for the audience is that you're a very superstitious guy.
Oh I knew you were going to Yes. Yes, you're
a big believer in the manifestings, the fates. You know,
in all the universe it's happening. So that's the thing
for you. Now, let's not go into it. I know
you want to say something there. Put it down. I
think in a nutshell, you're a big Tarot card reading
(31:29):
every day, learned kind of guy. Slip open a new card.
I know that you're laughing about that, but you are
very superstitious, very superstitious. You do everything in threes. Between
the night of the hours of five am and nine am,
we were going to go to it. You are a
strange man. You've had a sniff stick in your nose
all day. I like to have control. You're a strange guy.
(31:51):
Just put it down. Put it down. You're a very
strange guy. Now, with that in mind, is there any
truth the fact that you are getting married in a
venue because you have previously pissed on that venue.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Well, I don't want their hearing this, but I just
feel like I need to give a little bit of context.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
He before I confirmed.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Five years ago, I went on a road trip by myself. Okay,
I'm just driving north. That's generally what I used to
do when I was solo tripping. I just drive and
to see where I ended at. Right anyway, I'm driving
north and I end up at this location. I'm busting
to take away, okay, and I just pull off onto
a dirt road, park my car and just go, I
(32:41):
don't even know what the buddy hell this place is,
and I take away on on the on a wall,
on an exposed brick wall. Two years later, the first
wedding venue that Mim and I look at is called
I don't know if I should say it.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I know it's dangerous. I'm not going to say the
name of it.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
The first wedding venue we.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Look at, I get that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I go, oh my god, this place looks incredibly familiar.
I feel like I've been here before, and it hit
me like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's the place I pissed on. And I.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Shared this with men as if she would also go like,
we have to get married here. But of course it
had the opposite effect. We have to It's like I
marked my territory. That is, come on, now come, I
keep playing the.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Music and.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Very strange. All right, hey, you got to say, though,
it's faithful. Is it that you weed on the place
you're getting married.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
What are the chances that's not a coincidence, mate, I
could have weed anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I weed on my future
Adele has temporarily retired after her residency in Vegas. She's
basically said not that she doesn't want to make music anymore,
but she's sick of being famous, does not want to
be famous anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think she's talked before about having like stage fright
as well, and I think that's obviously that attention thing,
as soon as there's thousands of people focusing on you
giving you lots of attention. I mean again, you said
it before the song there you and I can't really
relate to that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, no, no, I mean, as I said before as well,
you fresh out of the jungle that I'm as let
get me out of here. It's tough. I know you
had to have pulled up twice. Guys, I'm just trying
to get my grocery.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Seriously, leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But I want to go a little bit closer to
the source here because I heard I heard a very
good coach the other day say that apparently the number
one thing that kids want to be is famous. They
don't want to be rich or successful, or an astronaut
or a fireman or whatever it is anymore. They want
to be famous. And I think it's just interesting to
hear from people who actually are famous what that is like.
So right now we're going to speak to Sam Johnson.
(01:05):
Obviously you know him from Home Away A Secret Life
of Us. He played Molly most recently in the biopic
about Molly Meldrum. He is a star of Australian TV.
But he was also very good friends with Heath Ledger
where Heath was at the peak of his powers. So
Sam's gonna tell us all about that right now, what
it is like to be famous?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Get a Sam, will and Woody, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Good? Mate?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Always such a treat speaking to you, mate. You always
brighten my day when I interact with you. But mate,
how did you deal with fame? How old were you
when Secret Life of Us was really popping off?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh no, none of it kind of hit me like
a truck before then, about six years before then on
a show called Home in Away, when I was like
fifteen or so, and it was like back in the
day of Kate Richie and Niley, Isla Fisher and Melissa
George and stuff. Many of your listeners wouldn't have wouldn't
remember that far back. I went to school the next
(01:56):
day and all of a sudden, all the girls were
sitting with us base next to him. They were padding
the chair saying, sit next to me. All of a sudden,
so overnight my life changed. So yeah, it can really
alter things a bit.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, so initially Sammy would say positive.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, highly dubious. I mean, everyone and everything changed. I
can understand why people freak out a bit because you
go around your life being sam and then all of
a sudden, you know, your family and people around you
change a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I can imagine, and for someone like you on one scale.
But you know, we're talking about Adele and then I
know you are very good friends with with Heath Ledger
when he was alive as well. I mean, what was
it like walking down the street with him.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty it's pretty intense. I did walk
down the street with him. I remember in half a block,
I'll call it a block. It was about three quarters
of a block. There were four girls that freighted.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, they literally just dropped when they saw him. I
couldn't believe it, not one, not two, not three, four
in inside a block. I've never said, I've never seen
anything like it. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Was there a moment though? Sammy where you were like,
I think one of them was for me maybe.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But now you're getting real funny.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And so and so, like you know, you're walking. I mean,
I imagine you guys just going to get a sandwich
or something that you got to look at that and
you're like, well, you just can't be on the street.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
You.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I said to him, look, I'm just you know, a
little bitty thing in Australia. You're kind of heats ledger,
you know, like how do you cope? And and he
just looked at me with with with a world of
sadness in his eyes and said, I don't ye and
so and so I assume that he's on the same
kind of level as Adele, you know, really kind of
(03:44):
world famous. I mean they could, I mean that Dell
could hide in Antarctica and still sell out, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
True. Yeah, it's been a pleasure, Georgia, mate, and some
insight in on what is I mean, just a very
strange phenomenon for everyone outside the fish bowl, but I
think to be in the fish bowl. Yeah, it's funny.
We were saying before, like you know, kids these days,
(04:11):
apparently the only the number one thing children want to
be is famous, but like when you look at what
it's actually like, it's just not that fun, is it.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, I would say, careful of the fish bowl. You
might drown.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah right, yes, yeah, yeah, it is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But that positive. Thanks for talking to me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We just making it fun and life for commercial radio.
And you're finished on a drown joke? Was there's this
trend going around online at the moment, women pranking their
largely male partners by casually dropping into conversation with them
(04:57):
very specific lingo their hobby, so lingo that they would
never normally know about that they've clearly gone online researched,
and then they filmed themselves having a conversation about dinner,
about going for a walk, and then casually dropping into
the conversation something specific from their hobby. So I'll give
it an example. So it happens a lot with video games.
(05:18):
I'm going to play you with some audio. Now in
the background, you'll hear the guy playing the game and
she's trying to walk out the door. He's playing a
game called Elden Ring. She's trying to walk out the door,
and she uses some language from the video game from
a character called Margot or Margo. All right. You'll hear
his reaction. Have a listen, put those foolish ambitions to rest.
(05:41):
What are you talking about? How do you know that
that's Marget? You've never fought margit? How do you know that?
Who's Marget?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
The boss who says that?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Do you even play?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
The game?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So good? It's really good watching. And I just thought
today we could do it live on air because last
night was obviously the origin fine all and there are
obviously a lot of men who stayed up late watching
this last night offered the exclusion of their partners, and
I just love to be awesome, Like, what are they
going to do if they're get to call from their
wife who wasn't in the same room as them, has
(06:13):
never spoken about League in their life, and then all
of a sudden they start calling them with very specific
things about the final last night. So I've got Carly here. Carly,
you've never watched a game of League in your life? No?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, your partner Sean is a massive League fan, though he's.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
A massive League fan, massive ball sports fan.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So last night, did you guys interact at all? Or
is it just TV for him?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
And just as soon as the game's on, he's on
watching it, and he starts coaching. I'm in the kitchen
and then as soon as he just starts rambling, I'm
out of there.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh he coaches the TV. So what do you hear
him yell? What's the sort of stuff you hear him yelling?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
He's like pick it up. They're just fumbling, and I'm like,
they can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Ah, all right, well Mark, this is really going to
light him up.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Carli, we've sent you some really great lines about the
analysis of the final Origin last night.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Have you received those lines? Yes? I have? Okay, So
do you know what any of those lines mean?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, perfect, Okay, tell me one of the lines that
you've got written there? What have you got?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I've got? How about Karra the only forward to play
eighty minutes last night? What are gone?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay? So awesome. So if you said, like, if you
said that to him in like just a standard like
common parlance, like what what would his reaction be to that?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
You'd probably be a little bit like speechless. How does
she even know what she's talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Like?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Are you being shocked?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think you need to have something normal or casual
to talk to him about that. You can weave these
lines into.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What would you actually call him about at this time?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Oh, probably dinner because we're always last minute with dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I have the same phone every single night, and that's great.
We can all relate to that. And I think you're
slipping in those lines about the origin last night.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, in between dinner chat. Yes, let's just see how
long you can go without him going what the hell
is going on? I'll do my beste.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Ki, what are you doing much? Okay? So I'll make
it quick just that dinner tonight? Yeah, this is not
what to do? What to get?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Didn't you get stuff yesterday?
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Tell what made me laugh earlier? Moses parting the Maroon Sea?
That's great? Gear ITCHI boy?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
How good?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Huh? Yeah, well I didn't know I got sassages last night.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
That sounds good?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Yeah, okay cool? And how about Carol the only forward
to play eighty minutes last night? What an absolute gun?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Think were about the n RL?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah? Yeah, maybe a little bit, but more for dinner?
Like is that all you want?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Even?
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Watch it?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Have?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Do you even know any of that? And poor Cherry
after those booze, it's going to be hard to come
back after that. Poor bloke. Are just feel bad for him? Okay,
this is so weird. I don't know what's going on,
but I'm good poor gast sausages, vegetables.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
What's the matter, Sean? What was weird about Carlie knowing
a lot about the game last night? This is Will
and Woody? What's the matter with a bit of a
bit of leg chatting around dinner?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Very random from my wife, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Did you like it though?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I was trying to cheap up?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And Cali?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Did you have any idea what you were talking about?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
There?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
If you and get your can help you?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Anything else I can help you?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
We are testing that question that happens at the end
of every single phone.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Call we're taking. It Seriously, don't ask is there anything else?
If it's not anything, be specific exactly, would you like
any more help with the merchandise or the service that
I can offer you right now? And hilariously, they usually
do start to get their questions. Just start asking random
questions for them. Who am I calling today? Will? You're
(10:29):
going to be calling a place called House of Handmade
nick Knacks, House of hand okay, house of handmade.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So rulers start with one genuine.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You've got to have a question about the shop, so
yees I said, I think it's Nickknacks, and then you
can ask anything else.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
House of handmade? Is it?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Steph O steph quick question?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Do you guys sell doorstops?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
All stops? No, we don't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, that's okay, all right?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Is there anything else you needed?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, if you're asking, I actually do have a bit
of a dilimeerate work at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's such a weird one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
A work colleague who literally works next to me. We
do a bit of hot desk and at work. But
right now he is right next to me and he's
just got awful breath and I feel feel bad for him. Well,
absolutely yeah, I mean I'm suffering. I imagine anyone he
comes into contact with his suffering.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
How would you go about that?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Probably get some mints, which unfortunately we don't sell here either.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's not a bad idea, Yeah, subtle way to let
him know.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, just pop them on the desk.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Great thinking.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Is there anything else I could help you with?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, this was just one that I'm just I
just really stuck in the nugget at the moment. Who
is the boy in that movie the Sixth Sense?
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Who?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What's his name?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'm exactly the same like he was.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I mean, he was big during that sort of like
decade there.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That's a child actor.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, so you were correct, And I'm sure he did
another movie when he grew up a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah he did, because obviously Bruce Bruce is the Bruce
Willis is.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
In a kid is called I want to say Joel,
but I don't.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Think that's I do not remember. I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, awesome.
Is there anything else she needed that was part of
the shop at all? Or just or just or just
anything else?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, okay, I just probably just a sixth sense one again.
I just I rewatched it recently, and I say, I'm
saying that I obviously fully understand that by the end
of the film, you want you you gain the knowledge
that Bruce Willis is dead, right, and the boy whoever
that boy is called, so he sees dead people.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
But if he can see dead people, does that mean
he died? Is a little it was the boy dead?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Good question, good question. I don't know it is it's
Hailey Joel Osmond.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yes, yes it is, Yes it is, and he's God.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He was good, he was really good.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yes, Well, enjoy the rest of your day.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Was that all?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, no, not really.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I guess I've just got one other thing that is
sort of just kicking around here. Do you think someone
of Brad Pitt's fame when he meets someone in his life,
do you think he introduces himself or.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Is it just like, oh, no, he would not have to,
I would imagine no.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
But do you think he'd feel weird walk into a
room and like, what would you say if you were
Brad Pitt and you know the other person knows that
you're Brad Pitt.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
So I suppose if it was like a private thing,
then you just introduce yourself, I imagine.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, so it still.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Say high, We'll just say high.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, you just go high and leave it there.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah yeah, all right, yeah, okay, Well, enjoy the rest
of your day. If there's nothing else I can help you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
With, Well, didn't know. Well, if you're asking.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
That, like sushi, like I'm thinking I'm late lunch for
me today, I'm thinking sushi.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
What's your stance in cucumber.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
In a sushi because for me, that just feels like
you're putting water in a sushi roll.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's crunchy though, yeah, because it does add a crunch.
Yeah yeah, as long as it's not dodgy cucumber.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Okay, Well I need to go because I actually have
some customers in the shop that I need to help serve. Okay, cool,
thank you for the chat.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
No worries at all. Sorry, this is my name is Boody.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I'm actually calling from a radio station.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I got people looking at me like what is she
talking about?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Did you actually google the movie sixth Sense to find it.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Had struck? I was like, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Steph? You said you had customers, so that was either
a lie to get us off the phone or you
better get movie.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Actually do looking at me like seriously, what is his?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Kirl On.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Unearthed a character deep in the South Island of New Zealand.
Yesterday we called her. She just runs in milk bits,
called Robin Hoood. Yesterday we called her to tell her
that the Royal Tour had been canceled for New Zealand.
She was very very very funny about it. We all
had a good laugh. So I just thought today, given
that yesterday there was another tour that has been canceled
down Under, and of course I'm talking about the Tenacious
(15:55):
d tour, Jack Black's band after his bandmate Kyle went
on stage in a joke about Donald Trump. Film this
Trump next time he makes it, don't miss Trump gag. Now,
what we're going to do is we're going to call
(16:16):
this woman. And I don't know how much of a
good idea this is because she's a Loise Cannon and
you know, we've already had one show canceled for it.
One has already been canceled for making a joke about it.
So we're not going to make any gags here. But
I'm just going to call Andrea, now, this woman who
runs this milk bar in the middle of the deep
deep south of the South Island, New Zealand, and I'm
(16:36):
going to see what she thinks about the Tenacious Door
Detour also known as Tanacious Doer. That's just word efficiency
being canceled. She won't care. Oh hey there, Hey, how's
it going. That's good. I was just wondering whether whether
(17:03):
you guys had heard the news. Obviously, I imagine you'll
be pretty devastated over.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
There about the queen.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, no, you've done this. No, well no it's not
about the queen.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
No oh no.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No did you hear? Well, yeah, when she's not she's
not coming to New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
But well she's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, that's okay. No, no, no. The other thing, the
other one that I thought had really just I mean,
I wasn't sure if you'd heard it, but I wanted
to just ask you and whether you saw today that
Jack Black and Tenacious d aren't going to New Zealand either.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Oh, I know that's sad.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Blair, I noboddy saw that dummy, the Komfo Panda. I mean,
get him down there. It is actually a bit sad.
It's a bit sad that he's not going that he's
not doing you knowing me, he seems like a good
(18:17):
guy and he saw why he's not touring, right, that's
not funny. Let's talk about Captain Poo Panther's jaunt in
Europe over the last time.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
There.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
He was our ep hit in Europe, hard, hard, hit
it hard. He's come back a different man. Can make
a vegetarian, you told me, we said the mushrooms in
Europe are amazing, so they're converting him. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Flat bat, flat bat? You know what else he brought back?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And this is this gets a bit awkward, but he's
clearly picked favorites. He brought me home a gift from
his time in Europe. And I didn't know this, but
you've just informed me that you did.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Not get the gift. You did know that, that's why
you brought it up. I genuinely did you? Did you did?
You're a liar. Take your snipstick out of your nose.
You're lying. I need to bring up a snipstick.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm a bit sniffley, but flying for you guys to share.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Did you really?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't say that, did you? Actually?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He does this because he gets to work before me,
and he always opens the parcels before I do, and
then he claims them as his own.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
So I'm not sure if you're like this gift though,
because it is it's a howur And before I show.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
It to it, I do think that whenever thought that
he got us something.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's a lovely thought, and I do want to put
it on display because it is so ridiculous. But before
I show you what Captain poop Pan's got us. I
don't think that anyone ever nails the gift from a trip.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Disagree. I think you can bloody out. I just think
that because I've been on lots of trips with you
obviously before, and I know what you do. You get
to the airport and then you panic that you haven't
got something, and then you go to the gift shop
and then you always end up paying twenty five dollars
for two hundred meals of minuca. Honey.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I've been there, my daughter, Honey.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I've been given and every time you get there and
you go, what do you get? And I've got, you know,
something artisan for the market, and you're like, oh, it's
gonna have to be another mug from.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
The amount of another fridge manit for me the amount of.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Key rings that my daughter's got these days from that
bloody gift store. But anyway, I do want to ask you, guys,
thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
What's the worst gift you received from.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Someone who'd been on a trip? Yep, what's what's the
absolute worst? I feel like parents are very very guilty
of this, maybe partners, but give us a call if
you can relate my dad.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
My dad tried to get my little brother George a gift.
You know this story. He bought a This is right
after September eleven as well. He bought a like a
My brother George's about five. He was into building things,
dukeplow and whatnot. So Dad got him this like magnetic
bill in kit right, So it was just steel rods
and ball bearings in a suitcase. That's not good through anyway.
(21:05):
I went through the bag scanner. The guy just literally
walked out to him and just said, and this is
word for word, he goes, we know you have a bomb.
Oh my god, That's exactly what he said to Dade. Yeah,
and I think Dad made a joke. He's like, well,
I know you have one. Are my kind of thing.
And the guy was like, no, mate, that's a bad
(21:26):
gift from overseas. Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
But here's what Poopan's got me from this trip to you.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Sorry, it's for us, both of us.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
It is a calendar from Rome of sexy Roman priests.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Nice Callandario Romano.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, it's twelve months of I'm not sure we should
be combining sex and priests on air.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Attractive priests from the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I mean, have a look at March. Well, have a
look at him. Wowure again I just open where yeap
Koobi walking on a line here?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Well, they sell it mate. There's a shot in November.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's just a shot of a priest casually reading a newspaper.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
There.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Good is that?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And I mean I mean December he's just holding Levi
de roma close to his chest there.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I'm not sure what Lavi de roma is. Roman life
and there's a lot of there's a lot of sadness,
but I never anyone heard that in the background or yeah,
he's hot.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Anyway, that's a lot of fun if you want to
see it. I will put up some photos on our Instagram,
Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But were they genuinely selling that with the Vaticans selling that?
Or did you get that in the gift shop? That's poopy,
A bit of a gag. I was asking, pooy. They're
all throughout Rome. There's seven euro which is about ten
dollars pretty quite good. I wouldn't say quite good. Some
of them are. We're talking about the men of the
price here.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, Suwannee, worst gifts you have received from someone went overseas.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Ye friend of mine came back from Jilli and I
actually bought me back a wooden appendage bottle open.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I've seen them around everywhere to get through customs. Yeah,
a little.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Bit difficult, it's it's it's even more problematic when the
the outlaws come over the dinner and they want drinks
that you have to use the bottle over the four.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Well, you don't have to use the appendage.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
I want to use.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
That's a gift I've got.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
You actually get good leverage off the appendage when you
are up going to be with it?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Are you talking that I have used them?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let's debbie, worst gift you've ever received from someone, The.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Worst gift to come ever had was a work colleague
when overseas, and we didn't ask for anything, and when
she came back, she handed myself and another work colleague
a wrapped up present. We unwrapped them and I had
a half bottle of perfume and my other work colleague
had three quarters of a bottle of perfume. And anyway,
(23:57):
she goes to us, Oh, look, I seen over one
hundred was on each of those bottles. But I'll only
charged you both seventy three dollars each.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
She charged you, and I'm really, I'm.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
A really up fronto her and I just went, excuse me,
I am not paying for a gift I didn't even
ask for. I said, besides that, and.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
She used it. She used it, and she used it
and then charged you for it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But as she said, didn't charge full price. Now I
thought my dad was the biggest titles in the world.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
But I reckon Debbie's wors and then charged them for it. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
My dad when he would go on when he went
on a work trip, I think he went on a
real estate conference, which what the bloody.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hell are they doing there?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Anyway, he goes on this conference and the gift that
he brought back for me, and I'm seven or eight
at this time was a stress ball. And when I
questioned him further on what a seven year old wants
with a stress ball, I realized that that was in
the gift pack they gave him.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Right, that's for Sarah. Ye when you've got a slap band,
dadda just dipped into the showbag from the conference.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Let's go to Scotty.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Now, Scotty, now you were the deliverer of a bad
gift from a trip overseas, mate.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Yes, so I was actually going back Heupe and was
going to see a friend from Australia and she's been having.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
A tough run of the luck with some guys.
Speaker 10 (25:20):
So I took her back a set of kangaroo balls
attached to a bottle opener.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Well, so you've also gone the balls on the bottle up?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Know?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Is that right?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Cleanse to, I mean that that's tourism, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I mean that's clearly Fiji went the appendage on the
bottle opener.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
We're putting balls. You know, they're going to sell. They're
going to sell like hotcakes.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
At what point, though, did the tourist world go this
is definitely that mean this is what sells.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It's selling, It's selling. Lilliam's called Lilliam's called thirty one,
six y five Lillam worst gif you ever received, mate,
Liam ilamb.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
I went, So my friend went to Fiji. Yeah, and
then she bore about a pair of bundies with flowers
all over them, and he made me, he made me
lead them to school and when I went up onto
the assembly like stage, he pulled them down from the bevel.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh, mate, sounds a bit rough.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So go your undies with flowers on it, and then
dacked you in front of the entire school.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, all right with that, you're okay.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
I wasn't in the moment.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
No, but you can laugh at it now, mate, you
can laugh at it now.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Woods, I want to use your phone in the studio.
It is. It's normally against the rules.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
But rare occurrence, rare occurrences at daycare.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I want to bring it up with you because there
was a teacher, an Indian teacher, who was sacked because
of the use of his phone around the office. Now
too much phone news. They went into his screen time.
Do you know you can do that? You can go
into someone's phone and you can see their screen time.
So time spent during the day on what, et cetera.
(27:16):
The teacher he's at the school right for Let's say
he's at the school for six hours, right, So of
the five and a half hours that he was at school,
the six hours years at school, he'd spent three hours
playing Candy Crash. I love this guy. And he talked
on the phone. That's amazing. He spoke on the phone
for twenty six minutes and he used social media for
(27:38):
thirty minutes. There's an hour there and then an hour.
So he spent half his time that he was employed
playing playing game.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
That's just that's not before school, after school, that is
during school hours. Yeah, that is, that's that's an effort
that would be hard to pull that on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Impressive, Yeah, impressive, I'm impressed. Now what I want to do?
You've got your phone in the studio? Yes, I just
out of pure interest, like I have no agenda here.
I would love to know what your screen time usage is.
And I don't pretend that you know how to get there.
I don't hand it over to Tom.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
But I stared about handing my phone.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Just you know, what's he going to do?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What have you got on? What have you got in
this secret? Sorry, Julian sounds and make sure that you
can you can monitor screen time?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, So I did something this morning which is a
bit rare.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
How's the week looking? Okay? Okay? So today half an
hour oko, that's yeah, standard.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I was just watching the Ned Brock one document eleven
minutes on Apple Music.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
You sent me a record this morning. Very appreciative. This
is where the hole begins. The whole the whole chemist
warehouse dot com dot you five minutes, Hang on, hang on,
don't you get specific? Ceta field dot com dot you
for a minute? Adore beauty dot com you for five minutes.
(29:12):
I was looking for you sunscreen and I told you
about the Cetaphili.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
So I went on Cetaville and I was like, what
sunscreen are you talking about? And then I saw and
then I was like, I can't trust the ratings on
cetaphil dot com because they'll fudge them. So a website
that rates sunscreens is.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
A door beauty dot cost. I've found myself sifting through
comments sad, sad state of affairs, and then Amazon obviously
it's it's it's deal to at the moment, so I
imagine you're bruising Amazon deals.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
No, I think I was saying, if the sunscreen was
cheaper on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Wodrow, you're getting married before I found out in a
few months now, so in November, very very exciting times. Now,
there's obviously we've spoken about a lot on air. There's
going to be a lot more that we are talking
about on air in the lead.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Up, no doubt, to get some freebies.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I know you've been pitching to people to that's exactly right.
Put the money in for the wedding for you on air,
so you know, may as well hate. But I want
to focus on something that you told me off air.
Let's just be careful here.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You are a groomsman and the definition of that is
you are supporting me in a very big moment in
my life. So I just want to remind you of
that before you continue.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
On the day, I will support you. No, it's not
that we're a month. We're months out. You are officially
it's July. You're getting married in November. This is my
time to shine. This is when I can turn up
the heat because I'll have to be careful towards the end,
no doubt. Yeah, sure, Okay, now we not look on
your face.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I'm just very worried about what you're going to say.
I trust you far too much.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Fair enough. Now, finding a wedding venue has been a
tough thing for you and for him. That's always and
I think for every couple.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yes, it's tricky, yes, because I think it's almost a
bit like online dating, because you go to a place
and you think it's pretty bloody good and you're like, oh,
there's heaps out there, so we probably should keep looking.
And that's been the last three years of our lives.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yes. Now, the next thing I want to just point
out for the audience is that you're a very superstitious guy.
Oh I knew you were going to Yes. Yes, you're
a big believer in the manifestings, the fates. You know,
in all the universe it's happening. So that's the thing
for you. Now, let's not go into it. I know
you want to say something there. Put it down. I
think in a nutshell, you're a big Tarot card reading
(31:29):
every day, learned kind of guy. Slip open a new card.
I know that you're laughing about that, but you are
very superstitious, very superstitious. You do everything in threes. Between
the night of the hours of five am and nine am,
we were going to go to it. You are a
strange man. You've had a sniff stick in your nose
all day. I like to have control. You're a strange guy.
(31:51):
Just put it down. Put it down. You're a very
strange guy. Now, with that in mind, is there any
truth the fact that you are getting married in a
venue because you have previously pissed on that venue.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Well, I don't want their hearing this, but I just
feel like I need to give a little bit of context.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
He before I confirmed.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Five years ago, I went on a road trip by myself. Okay,
I'm just driving north. That's generally what I used to
do when I was solo tripping. I just drive and
to see where I ended at. Right anyway, I'm driving
north and I end up at this location. I'm busting
to take away, okay, and I just pull off onto
a dirt road, park my car and just go, I
(32:41):
don't even know what the buddy hell this place is,
and I take away on on the on a wall,
on an exposed brick wall. Two years later, the first
wedding venue that Mim and I look at is called
I don't know if I should say it.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I know it's dangerous. I'm not going to say the
name of it.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
The first wedding venue we.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Look at, I get that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I go, oh my god, this place looks incredibly familiar.
I feel like I've been here before, and it hit
me like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's the place I pissed on. And I.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Shared this with men as if she would also go like,
we have to get married here. But of course it
had the opposite effect. We have to It's like I
marked my territory. That is, come on, now come, I
keep playing the.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Music and.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Very strange. All right, hey, you got to say, though,
it's faithful. Is it that you weed on the place
you're getting married.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
What are the chances that's not a coincidence, mate, I
could have weed anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I weed on my future
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