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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Task Master continues tonight seven thirty on Channel ten to
ten player. One of the stars, Lloyd Langnd, is it
a shidio? Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
First question, Lloyd, were you and your wife are a
package deal?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That is a great question.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
They contacted they wanted both of us to do the show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I should mention that that Lloyd's wife is anemen's yes,
not even wife, like I just partner the facto.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, we're all we're.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
All sim we're all in the same camp.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They're actually defecto. Yeah, we're all de factoed.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm I'm I'm such a progressive feminist that I think
the concept of marriage is outmoarded.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
And yeah, and my wedding's next week, so thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I was trying to say that with a street face.
I cannot be bothered to spend the money or do
the art manship.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Are you engaged? Nope? So you're just like it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We have a child, yeah, exactly, Yeah, Yeah, what what
larger promise can you make? Exactly rather than have both
having to look after something.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I'm in for the long hold. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Feel well, I hope.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So given it you've got a child, I mean, if
you were saying it if that would have been worrying.
But so both of you are on this brand new
season of Task manst Have you got the same agent?
Is it a two for one? Is it like, I'll
tell you what you can have, Lloyd Andre Throw.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Did you both perceive the phone call at the same
time or did you find out and then.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Or on phone and told me about it? So you
can Even though they were like we want both of them,
you can see who it was.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I could see the power done.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It sounds a little bit like and received the offer
with the phone on speaker, and then she was like,
you can hear us.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
We were looking at.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The difficulty. Was that both of us doing it? Is
that we we have that child? Sure?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, it's practically a nightmare, it is, yea. And what
do you say to the babysitter. By the way, We're
off to go and play a bunch of games for
five year olds.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm going to New Zealand for five days. There's some
ballonaise in the bridge.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You and n competitive at all, Lloyd.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I don't think I'm a particularly competitive person. But I
was aware that I was going to be on television
and I do not want to look incompetent. Oh yeah,
I think maybe I didn't fully succeed in that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know, real quick, Sorry cheese graders. Everyone who uses
a cheese grader uses the big grating hole.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
When yes and no, she used the tiny ones. It
just makes us like it's not really cheese anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
It's like dust.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
If there's a draft in the house, it will blow
off your pastor.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It's off the bench before you've even got the bowl.
I'm walking around in four foot of Palmesan cheese.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And your vacuum cleaner is full of cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
In terms of the cast, because we had Tom Gleason
here is obviously the host of Taskmaster back on Tonight
seven thirty and Channel ten, and it's always interesting to
talk to him about the commands. Because this is now
that we're technically the third season. It's been shot in Australia.
Jenny t and Josh Thomas will Anderson also join you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes. How does that play out between them?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, it's like five like very different personalities. I didn't
really know Josh at all. I think we'd met maybe
once at a comedy festival or something, and he came
into my dressing room before the first studio record and said, hey,
we don't really know each other, but just a heads up.
I'm going to win this series. And I enjoyed his confidence,
(04:04):
and I also enjoyed Tom Gleat and absolutely knocking him down.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh it's great. Well, look, as I said, Taskbas continued
to Night sevent thirty Channel ten and ten play We've
got Lloyd Langford in the studio.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Lloyd h got a little bit of a task of
our own to give you right up next. Oh ah, yeah,
that's right, task Maske.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And it wasn't still as much radio merch as possible.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
You've already stolen our fall guy jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I want a baseball cup, got me like a stubby holder,
all the classics. What else you got, slap band?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Give you the showcase.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Given that you're on Taskmaster, he's give you another task
right here. Now, I've kind of pinched this from the
first season of Task Master in Australia. There was a
task whereby people had to call someone and then try
and get off the phone as quickly as possible. Okay,
so that will be your task, but you have to
have like a consensual goodbye. The other person has to
(05:01):
agree that you can't just hang up on her, right, Yeah,
so you're just trying to call her and then get
off the call as quickly as you can with like
a genuine excuse. Okay, so you can't go. I've got
to go like it's got to be a genuine excuse,
and we're going to time you to see how quickly
you can get off the phone with her.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Do you two usually have long phone calls?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I mean, this is bad news for you, guys, but
I'm not really a charty person. I don't normally like
being on the phone to talk.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, so it would make sense that you hang out
the phone for week. So how short do you reckon?
This will be?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It'll be under ten seconds?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Normally communicate by a meal.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, all right, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, Hi, you going?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You're right?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I was just wondering, is there one of those like
nice coffee machines in the hotel room?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Hang on a minute, I was just I'll have to
go and have a look.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Hey, God, have you finished?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Ah, who have you got?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm on with Will and MORDI. Do you know those guys?
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Uh oh yeah, yeah, how are they still?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I mean? They're bad.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I don't know which ones which, which one's a bold one?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
There's three of them here.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
There's three of them, okay, yeah, this is a Yeah,
there's a coffee machine here.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, I'll see you soon.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Hang on a minute, can you what what are.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
We going to do for tea?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
We'll go we'll go to a restaurant or something.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Did I book it?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Why don't we.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Go to that.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Job at the East Place? Look, I've got no hang on,
I want to Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Can we booke it in though, because like what's going
to happen is we're going to go on the project
and then there's going to be no bookings left. So
can we book it in?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, you can book it in?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
No, can you do it?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Because you never do anything?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay, I'll do I'll do it. I'll do it that okay?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
And what so what was his saying with your head?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I mean, I've I've realized what they've done obviously forty seconds.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
That was the moment.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What was the moment when she started being unnecessarily mean
about you?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Which one is the bald one?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I was like, I don't I've been set up here.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, really really lovely moment when he actually said to
us beforehand, and he's like, he said, I'm not a
great talker.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We don't this will be less than ten seconds.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
He's a man of few words.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Normally we're surprising that he's a stand up and really
doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But if you
would like to see Lloyd and as well, you also
tonight on Taskmaster continued seven thirty, Channel ten and ten
play thanks coming on the show, and.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You can see them tonight at Japanese. I believe, thanks
for coming on the show, see Lloyd.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Still collecting your old engagement rings, by the way, so
that's you make surely he hit us up insta DMS
Will and Woody give us call thirty one of six
y five. Just got to get on the air to
get in the air to win a trip a day
to La here on Will and Woody. But you know,
let's cross continent here Woods from LA to New York.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because I've got a story here about really something remarkable
in New York. Big moment for the city. New York
City discovered wheeibins. What do you mean so if anyone's
been to New York or really, I'm going to say
any in the northern hemisphere. This is a real European thing,
apart from kind of like the Scandinavian countries. People just
(09:07):
put their trash on the street in a bag.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
They don't even have a bin. They don't even know.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I think they're meant to have a bin, but they
just kind of like if they lose the bin, they
just bag it.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I've never been in New York, but so does New York.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The streets just have bags of trying rubbish nights.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah for yeah, for different yeah in New York. In Yeah,
in New York.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, what, Yes, it's insane.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I've been there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
They've got a big rad issues. They've got a big issue.
I've got to smells in the place when you're walking
through it. It's it's pretty horrible. Anyway, this has been
going on for well, let's say three hundred years, Like
it's it's been an issue for.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
We all used to do a very long time ago,
but we all just advanced.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yes, that's right, they discovered wheelie bins like this.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
We skipped the bin phase. They went straight to bin
one wheels.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, they've had the bit but like, well they kind
of have, but they've just been like redundant, like people
don't use them anymore. But they were like, oh my god,
we these bigger bins so that rubbish doesn't have to
be on the street anyway.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They're calling it a revolution. It feels nice win for Australia.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm sure I felt quite yeah, yeah, emboldened by this,
and I'm sure everyone in Australia listening right now is
emboldened by this. But it did feel a little bit
like New York City feels a little bit like a
baby boomer who's just discovered Google Maps.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, and they get all excited about it. Hen's why
they're calling it a revolution. They're going as so excited
I've been with Wheels.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
It's changed our life.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I would love to hear from you guys right now
on thirteen one oh six five. Do you know a
boomer who's just discovered something or really has your mum
and dad or dad just discovered something.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I feel like it's something natural for us to kick
things off with my dad, yes, dad.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Does this relate to you at all? Mate?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Have you have you discovered something recently which you're particularly excited.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
About sadly I have I can reveal something streamsaver. I
just innocently think, you know, I spent three months or
so I sent the same screensaver or six months out there.
I'll just change it. And then you change it and
then you don't realize that it goes posting. So all
(11:16):
your friends, which you know, there's one hundreds and thousands
of my friends of course, get the change of the
new you know, screensaver, and then they feel obligated to
like it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Or are you talking about on Facebook?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Facebook? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Do you mean a profile picture? What do you mean
a profile picture?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, like a profile Yeah, not a screensaver. I think
what you just discovered, see it is a profile picture.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
I changed it recently, and I thought it was quite private,
just you know, just updating things. And then it went
out to all friends and then they all felt obligated
to like it and say lovely photo, and they put
a burden on all my friends.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Are you referring to when you remember when you changed
your profile picture, you changed your profile picture, you changed
it to a photo of you when you were like
twenty one?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
True or false?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Did something wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Helena?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Congrats mate, you're on the air. You could go in
the air to go to LA. But I'd also love
to know from you. What if your mom and dad
just discovered or you just discovered something yourself.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I discovered them.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
They're in the freezer section and they're already cut up onions.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Sorry, already cut up onions.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Is amazing. I did not know about that. How much
are you paying for?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
How much you're paying for them?
Speaker 11 (12:45):
Well, I don't care, but at least they're.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Already cut up for Yeah, No, they have money there
and we all know that's painful.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, public service announcement. No one knew about cut up onions.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Great stuff. I mean we meant to laugh at you here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Really, I think would applored that. Zach's called on third
and six five, Zach, what did your mom and dad
just discover?
Speaker 10 (13:03):
So my mom just like last week, discovered mobile cameras
on top of the lights?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
What I know? Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I like you're talking about like cameras that take photos
of you while you're on your phone in a car?
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Is bobile detection cameras?
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Yeah? Are they on? Hang on?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean this segment is really flipping on me, very quickly.
But they're on traffic lights. Yeah yeah, hang on every
traffic line.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Not that I'm ever on my phone. I'm driving, just
like you know.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just good to know they're on every single traffic line.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
No, not on every single one.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Okay, they're out there. If you're in a traffic all right,
thanks Zach, you're in the chance to go to LA.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Not that it matters though as well.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I just want to confirm that again because don't be
on your mobile called.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh right, oh wow, have a look at this.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So I think we're going to be spoiled here because
producer LJ has organized two boomers, two of our favorite boomers,
to join us right now, Harry and Clancy, and they're
going to tell us what they have recently discovered. Welcome
back to the show.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Great to have you back.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
How are you? How are you going so well? So well?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Is that you Clancy?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
How are you there? Mate?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah? Me? Oh can you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Great to have you on boys.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Good good.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So I think the way this should work is that
maybe it's like a tennis match between you two, where
you go back and forth as the things that you've discovered.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Let's kick it off with you, Clance SHOWI what have
you recently discovered?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
I'm spinning out my wife Patty that you've heard on them. Yeah,
she's got a shop in the shopping center in Brisbane
and she had gone over to Perth to visit in
the old Mother So while she was away, she forgot
that she had to pay her staff. So she's one
of my and said can you pay the staff?
Speaker 10 (15:01):
And I said how?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
And she said, be onto the zero accounting program? And
I said, he do you still that? So I've found it.
It's a it's an accounting program.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Is long story, Zeros Clans. I'm going to go over
to Harry now, Harry Clay, I don't want to ask
the follow up question, did you just discover internet banking?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Tell me that's not a thing.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
That's ok?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
You both a goss. That good to note, all right, Harry,
what did you recently discover? Harry?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:41):
The recently thing, well, the thing I learned from talking
to you guys is obviously how the merged your phone call?
Speaker 12 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Have you have you done it since? Harry?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (15:52):
I have?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Who'd you merge a call with?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Harry?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I was a family when the boys were in one club,
and one was at one club, one was at the
other club.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Harry, Yes, so there you go, yeah, go on, Harry.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And now the other thing, I thought, what is not
absolutely brand new? I thought the fact that they came
up with a COVID vaccination within two years was fantastic,
and say thousands of lives?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, no doubt, Well, I said, nice, I'm not sure
if the boomers came up with the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Glance, I reckon, glad, final thing, mate, what have you
recently discovered as a boomer?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Well, it was program was just amazing. I could pay
the staff.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
About the zero thing? Mate? We heard about the zero thing.
We've got it, We've got it.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I can help you?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Anything else I can help you?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Whenever you call a business, that is what you get
asked at the end, is there anything else I can
help you with?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Now, I think when.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
People ask that questouldn't they expect you to go, no,
You've been great, and you hang up right.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
That's what we all do.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We just thought, if you're gonna say, is there anything
else I can help you with, let's just stretch this
as far as we can so Wilbur I've got the
number of a caravan park.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I think so in.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Scarborough in Queensland.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Are yet perfect? So the rules are ask one genuine
question about caravan parks, good light, and.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Then what do you mean good light? Well know is
to park all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
What are you gonna ask the carras?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
They don't call them carras.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
They do well, you obviously haven't been, that's what we
call them. Look, I figure a camping question, so you
ask genuine the marshmallows down there, No, No, that's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So I ask a genuine question. And then at the
end there's no doubt the person's going to say is
there anything I was gonna help you with? And ask
for help with anything random that pops into your head?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And I intend to really push this and you have
to keep.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Andy thing here is how long will they keep saying
is there anything else I can help you with? Before
they just go stuff this and hang up on you.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Here we go, holiday village. This is Linda speaking.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Oh Linda, how are you going? First of all, my
name is Will.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I'm doing a trip up north very shortly with my
wife and daughter, and I was just wonder with your
campsites are powered at all?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yes, all of our campsites are powered, so we have
numerous caravan sites. Is there anything else you're here to know?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, but I mean scenes you've asked. Look, I said
I was coming up north with my wife and my daughter.
But yes, that was a lie. I just feel a
bit embarrassed about the fact that I've recently divorced my wife,
so she's not with me.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It'll just be me and my daughter.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Did you ever spend any quality one on one time
with your child one on one?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Sadly, I don't have any children, so I'm not in
the situation that you're in.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
So do you think that's kind of like? It's kind
of sweet though, that I'm just coming up there with
my daughter. I think it's lovely.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I think it's really nice to have quality time. I
think you should do it.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I think so as well.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
All right, great, will Is there anything else that I
can help you with any other queries you may have?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, look, Linda, I mean you seem really nice, and
I feel like I can kind of open up with
you a little bit. It sees that you've ass on
the ex wife front. I am actually seeing her at
a pool party soon, you know, before we go up north,
and I'm just wondering whether I should drop a few
pounds for the pool party.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
What do you think, like, you know, I know, I know,
I don't want to be shallow or anything, but you
probably want to look good.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
For your ex, right, Look, well, it's nice of you
to ask that of me. I don't know that I'm
the right person to give you any guidance. Okay, if
you feel that you'd like to lose a little bit
of weight and just shine out, then I think just
go for it.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Okay, great, Yeah, I might give it a go.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Give it a go.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
What even makes you feel good? And I think it's
lovely that you've got a daughter between the two of you,
and I think that's something that you should always cherish.
So do what you feel is right. Thanks, Linda, You're
most welcome. Is there anything further that I can assist
you with?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, I mean again, I mean if if you're willing
to keep talking, then have you ever hooked up with
an ex before? Because, as I said, it's been a
few months, but I am going to see her at
this pool party, and I'm just kind of worried that,
you know, if I have if I do lose a
few pounds, and you know, one thing leads to another,
can we do the nose strings attached thing?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Or is that just a fantasy?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Look, I would avoid it that all okay?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, you know I think.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
I think once you hit your hit on that that
that ceiling as you're walking through a doorway, next time,
you're going to dark. So that's my advice. I'd be
taking that direction.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, and i'd be looking for someone you okay, okay, geez,
you're not suggesting anything, are you, Linda?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
No, no, no, no, okay. Great.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
My listeners in life have led me to believe that
the best thing is just to move on travels, and
that you and your daughter will get up and to
be able to join us at some time in the future.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Awesome, So will.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
If I may. I've just got some customers here at reception.
So if I can't help you with anything further, feel
free to give us a call when you're hitting our way,
just to check on availability. We'd be more than happy
to assist.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Joe, there was one more thing, do it?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's all good? No, that's all good.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I can go on hold.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Oh, certainly, I'll just stop you on hold way for
a minute. Thank you.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
She's changing the question every time if she's bluffing me
with I've got people and I.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Don't have time for visit there is nothing else like
And you're like, well, technically you have asked again.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well, hey, that's Okaylynn, I just it's just when you
asked if I had anything else back to this pool
party that I was going to. The other thing that
you should know about the equation is that there is
another girl on the scene, but I've only had one
date with her, but I'm thinking about bringing her to
the pool party.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
But here's the kicker. She's kind of well known. What
do you What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:02):
I think that's a decision that you need to make yourself,
and I'm going to pass that ball back to you
to make that decision. Okay, Well, it's been lovely speaking
with you. If I may, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You, Okay, what did you think? Tracy Grimshaw is datable?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Just okay? Thank you so much. You've been so useful.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Linda.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
You're most welcome. Faith travels sometime in the future.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
May by Linda Bye.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Will bye bye.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That was beautiful, really lovely.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
How do I stop saying.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
The change to if there's nothing else I can help. Actually,
I'm just going to get on the air in the
air to go to l A another trip to give
away very shortly woods. But right now, I mean, yesterday
we stumbled into I'm going to say, a hole in
(22:56):
the market, rare, rare that it happens on the airwaves
as well.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I took a punt. I was just like, look, I
tell you what.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We've all heard about those stories about people who have
old engagement rings but flush them down the toilet because
they're tainted or painted, and the old relationships areked, but
they hold on at the end of the day to
a fiscal opportunity. And I hate to get a bit
technical with the terming there, but this is cash, guys,
this is money, and we're collecting old rings to become
the Kings of the Rings and make a whole lot
(23:23):
of cash.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Well, anybody are.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Is that Lord of the Rings music?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
But from the heavily patented and carefully protected ip of
the Lord of the Rings, Yes it is, it is,
it is, yes, okay, But we're called the Kings of
the Rings because yes, what we and we were never
called anything else, No, just in case, we.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Would never refer to ourselves as the Lord of the
rings because they would be sued hah by mirror Max.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That's right, So we.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Won't call ourselves the Lord of the rings, which is
a way better name to call ourselves.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
We won't do that.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I don't know what you're.
Speaker 15 (24:10):
Talking about, man, confirmed. I'm just going to keep moving
to confirm. Now, let's talk this business because because you
know what I love about a business it has zero costs.
And right now our business has zero costs, got no overheads.
We are just asking you, guys, and again the number
thirteen one oh sixty five. Have you got one of
these tainted engagement rings or wedding rings and you don't
(24:32):
want it anymore?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You know, why would you?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
He's got a pong of your ex Yep, he was
a dick who cares about him or she or she
or she.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
They're pongy yep.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
But this expensive piece is sitting there in your house
and you've got two jesters here that are that are
you know? With a gestures yeah, hats out, yeah, right,
hats out going.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Chuck is the ring ring? Chuck is a ring. And
if you think we're mad, have listened to the people
that called yesterday.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
I'm still married to him. But the diamond kept on
falling out of it. It fell out three times and
I felt like it was curved and we got a
new one.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
It's just a gold ring.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
We take it.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
It's a winning ring from my marriage, four kids between us,
and fourteen years later after.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
The Wars, I'm thinking, yeah, I don't need it anymore.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
It's time boys.
Speaker 13 (25:16):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
We've been septilated for twenty years. He was the one
that cheated, so if he wants a divorce, he can
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Sarah, And you know what to really pie him off.
If you gave us the old engagement ring.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
I will do that one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
There's something unjustifiably buoyant about the music from the Shire
playing in the background as we pill each other. People's
so appropriate, but I think it kind of softens the
blow a little bit. And at the end of the day,
you guys don't want them and we're happy to take them.
Thirteen one oh six ' five. I think we just
have to continue on our quest to be the Kings
of the Rings who knows how many rings we can
get here because I know you guys don't want them.
(25:53):
This is like just just this is pretty much like
just taking your bin out onto the street.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, we're garbos at the end of the day, we
are garbage collectors for specifically rings.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yesterday's rings tallied somewhere between six and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
We think we're not jewelers, we're not evaluators, but we
do think it. Well, we've got thousands of dollars worth
of ring, but we want more ring. As I always say,
you can't have enough ring?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Will thirty one oh six ' five.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Have you had a thought at all because people did
call yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So many people called yesterday. It seems as if, I mean,
I obviously haven't been in this position. But if someone
does the dirty on you and they gave you an
engager ing, that thing is effectively dust to you, like
it means nothing.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
It's cursed, it's tainted.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, you're just sitting on it exactly. So you got
a chance right now to just give it to us.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Have you had a thought at all as to like, say,
when we do get seventy four engagement rings?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So is it the quota you're going for.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's the number I've got in my head.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm thinking more one hundred and seventy four.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'll take that. Yeah, Like, do you have any idea?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's what you want to do with it, sell then
retire obviously cool.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Sarah's called six five?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What Sarah?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Hi king o the ring?
Speaker 13 (27:03):
How are you so?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
We're going so well? Mate? You've got an engagement from
a past relationship.
Speaker 13 (27:09):
I do so when I was seven. When I was sixteen,
I got into my first serious relationships. We were together
for four years. He proposed when I was twenty one,
and yeah, I just thought it was the love of
my life and that's who I wanted to spend my
life with. And I was very stupids with the worst
(27:31):
decision ever. So he cheated on me with one of
my friends. So again it's one of those stories, okay,
But anyway, I moved to Melbourne from Canberra and went
to pawn it at cash Converters and they'd only like
offered me two hundred dollars And so, you know, it
feels like fate that we've gotten to this point where
(27:53):
you guys are speaking an engagement ring and I didn't
porn it off then, so yeah, can I ask us.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
A quick follow up question though? Here, Sarah, if the
pawn guy offered you two hundred dollars, is this a
bit of a stinky ring you're sitting on here, Sarah?
Speaker 13 (28:08):
It's actually a white gold ring. It's a little diamond.
To be fair, young young people, we can't afford the bigure.
It's a floating diamond and it's got diamonds on the band.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
We'll take it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, bloody, and you're in the draw for let's take
a little a little bit of power. It don't be
a ring, so babe, we'll take them off. We're getting
a lot of them all.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Get a little bit picky with the rings.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I can.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I know it's going to use the ring. We're going
to give it to mim for a birthday present. Lauren's
called that one sixty five Lauren, and you've got a
ring from a past relationship. I do I think you
have a ring to part with it?
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Oh yeah, if I can have a holiday you're in, we.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Might call your back. We can't. I can't guarantee that,
but we will happily take the ring off your hand.
You Yeah, well, look what do you reckon if we
call you back then congratulations. I can't guarantee you the
holiday though. Oh what's the ring like? What's the ring like?
Speaker 12 (29:09):
It's a works like ten thousand dollars and I can't
sell it.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Well, let's just call Lauren back.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
We need your ring, There's no doubt about it. Again,
we have to hear that absolute, stinking.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Floating, floating diamond ring, Lauren. Okay, we're giving you a
one and fifteen chance to go to la that's confirmed.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You've got that.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Is there anything else we can offer you to get
our hands on that ten thousand dollars ring.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
You could buy it off me.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
It doesn't work. This is a business opportunity.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
What else you doing?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
What else are you doing with the ring?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Lauren? Currently?
Speaker 12 (29:44):
How about I give you a discount?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
What are you doing with the ring at the moment?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
What's it doing? It is in a box in my room,
just like it's gathering.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
What's the guy?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
What?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
What does the guy mean to you? What happened with him?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:58):
Well, you know I was married to him for five
years and yeah it didn't work out, okay, and we
have children, so it's very a difficult situation.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
So the ring is properly tainted, like you don't want anything?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Oh yeah, and he's tainted. It's it's yeah, I cannot
wear that ring ever again, Like I don't. Yeah, but
I'm like, should I give it to my daughter? Should
I have it ringmade?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Why would you give a curse?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
You can't give a cursed ring to your daughter. That
there's a bad dad.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's your daughter's daughter's dad. Yeah, she loves Yeah, that's right,
that's good.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
What should I do.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
On here?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Will? I don't know, but your blinkers is you're really
starting to turn into sour on yourself. The rings big dirrupting.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
You can't have your daughter's number?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Thanks, Lauren? What also very weird?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
I just want to talk to it, Laurens.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You're in the draw when you're in the daughter when
a trip to LA I tell you what, because we
obviously the drawer, the trip to la that we give
away every day, has to be random.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
But if it's random, for if it's going to look very.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Are we going to cover that anyway?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Pat, You've got to ring. You've got to ring from
a past relationship that you'd like to get rid of.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Oh yeah, but I'm not sure whether you guys wanted
or not? Why?
Speaker 12 (31:18):
Well, you know, you know, I remember.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Those machines years ago where you put these. Now it's
two dollars, but twenty cents back then, I reckon that's
what it came out of.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Oh and takes it?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
What's it made of?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Well, it's supposed to be white gold, but you know,
I think it might be you've got it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Out of a gumball machine. Well I did it, but
I think he did.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
It.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Could it could be good that we'll take it, Pat,
really well done. You're in the jorder win a trip
to la Amazingly. We might call you back soon.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
That was that was a bad That was a bad round.
That was a bad round for.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
They're starting to say it that we Yeah, I think people.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I think everyone's heard this now and gone, there's value here?
Why am I just giving.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Damn woodrow Anals is our junior producer back in the studio.
She interviewed Nalis celebrity while we were on holiday.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
We still don't know who that is. She's made us
way twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
She's technically made Australia. Wait twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh, because I mean people were up last night, A
lot of them midnight oil.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
A lot of people stopped on the train on the
on the way home.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Who the body?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Oh you actually know, don't you know?
Speaker 6 (32:33):
No?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
I don't know, mate, this is my stop.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I actually.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You took that too far.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I actually had a thought about it last night because
I know, because obviously Analys has to run guests by us.
She can't just go and swipe a guest, right, so
she's this is a guest that she's run by us before.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
I feel and you think you remember who it was?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I think and at the time you and I were like, look,
we'd love to interview them, but we're both on holiday.
I think that conversation happened about go on, we'll Smith,
That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I do remember, remember that, I remember the conversation about you.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Remember that Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Bad Boys, Bad Boys four which recently came out, great
film and we.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Were pumped about the movie and both of those people.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Now, who did you actually talk to Did you speak
to the O G bandboys?
Speaker 9 (33:21):
I didn't speak to it.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
You've missed?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Is your guest.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Bigger than Will Smith and Martin Lawrence?
Speaker 9 (33:32):
I think they're on the same level.
Speaker 13 (33:33):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Wait, all right, Okay, well, let's get down to it.
How do you want it? How do you want to
tell us?
Speaker 9 (33:40):
Just do a drum roll and I'll just get to it.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
This is the third drum role you've played in two days.
Speaker 9 (33:48):
I interviewed Tyger with Jermaine Clement.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I love those two.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I loved Tyr obviously more than he's one half a
Flight of the Concords.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
He's that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
He's the crab in Moana Crazy and in Black three.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
He's very good.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
You've just for everyone play at home. But he is
currently hurt.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I know that this was the kind of guest that
was worth dragging me out of my holiday for. But anyway,
it's happened.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It's happened like that's the top three interview for.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
The top three, and I've re watched Hunt for the
Wilder People for like the fourteenth time over the holiday break. Anyway,
I'm going to put that down, are you yeah? I'm
going to try And how did the interview go with
two people that I'd love.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
To You've been screaming for the past twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I'm screaming right now.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
It went, It went either, it was interpretable, It's interpretable.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I think it went pretty well, says the interview finished.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
You were you were happy.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
I mean not to spoil it, but I said that
I love them.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Okay, I think I love them to both of them. Yeah,
that's nice.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And they're like, oh thanks, And I was like, oh,
can we please hear some audio of this interview?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Well, I reckon, we go to a song. I know
that we've got four minutes of the interview, I think,
and then maybe the best way to go about this
is we can play the audio and then we can
I think we're gonna need to interject.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
You're going to be really proud of you.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Let's do what we're We're sorry.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
So they have a new show coming out called Time Bandits.
It's a remake of the nineteen eighty one movie Time
Bandit's nice. Two episodes drop on twenty fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We're going to roll this live, guys, and then we're
gonna be able to stop and start it if we
think we need to interject, which hopefully we will.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Not need to tobe any times.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Anale's interviewing too, and Jamaine Cleman. Here we go.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
I can get off the phone until.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I've seen it if she's real.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Hi, I'm real.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Let's just tax some in an interview.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Don't bother me.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
This is really important to me.
Speaker 17 (36:04):
We don't want to miss this out.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Guys, thank you so much for joining me. I am
absolutely obsessed with Time Bandits. It was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Have you watched the whole thing?
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I've watched the.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
First two weeps and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Before we
do get into that, though, I thought it would be
rude not to address that. Lisa Kudrop isn't it and
her character gets a really cool nickname called Firestorm, And
I thought we should all have nicknames for this interview.
So I went online and found acute algorithm that we
can use good. All we need is a superpower that
you wish you had what you last eight and then
(36:36):
we're going to add eight ur on the end because
you know, like Gladiator Terminator.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
It makes it sound cooler.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So you're interviewing the best director in the world and
you've gone for a school yard nickname.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Gag.
Speaker 9 (36:47):
Yeah, I thought we should break the ice.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I was nervy.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
I think it's hot, get heaps of questions about the show.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I think You've done a beautiful eyes breaker here, and
I actually can't wait to hear what the last thing?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
What was play the tape? Let' let's let's hear it.
Play the tape?
Speaker 16 (37:03):
For instance, I want to fly. I had oats for
breakfast and adding only intwer i'd be flying?
Speaker 9 (37:10):
Would you be taiker?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I wanted flying too, but I can will be flying?
I guess is it you've taken that power?
Speaker 14 (37:20):
Invisible smoother?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
N I love it?
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Okay, invisible smooth smooth and nada jamay And what have
you got?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Super fighting tycoa.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I'm obsessed that we'll come back to that.
Speaker 17 (37:32):
I don't know why I want to be really good
at fighting. I never get into fights. You would start
looking for them. Hey, what are you doing? You were
hassling those people.
Speaker 9 (37:43):
It was mum.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Rout to your mom.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
So do we want to take that?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
I didn't know what?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
How many how many.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
Minutes in the moment, I was like just smile and
way Probert.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
I did see you did an interview Tiger where you
said that you and Jermaine actually have a list of
characters you want to play, and so it was this
like an opportunity. So what if you could play the
super evil guy, and one can play essentially the super big.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I mean, I don't think I've played a character like this.
I've played a lot of characters.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, I've played probably teen evil guys.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
And what are you and free guy? I'm a bad guy. Ah, yeah,
I'm nearly there.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I'll be while we're here in the sort of confessional.
I haven't seen men and black.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
Men and black there's twelve years ago, bro, all that time, Jermaine,
it's next on his list, It's next on his list.
Speaker 16 (38:50):
Don't worry on the bandits. They they're known for stelling
a bunch of stuff. You guys work on sets all
the time.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't still anything.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
What do you say?
Speaker 9 (39:00):
You good boys? You don't steal him and memorabil us.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I knew this rapp Australian outlet. I can't do it.
They can't help themselves.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
We're not.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Brown guys doing well in America.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Did you steal steal your plate?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Did you steal them?
Speaker 14 (39:22):
I steal a lot of stuff from sets. A lot
of the Finns of my house has stolen well. Often
they want to get rid of it actually because they
can't store it. Really chickly made they don't last real long.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I love well.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Hey guys, thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I really appreciate it was a pleasure.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
My second interview ever, so thank you so much.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
You'll so many of other especially the last Australian.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
I just talked to you.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's not true.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
Anyway, Love you guys, thanks so much.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
To finish, been the cheeky racism in there.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Accuse them of well done.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
I didn't say he was a shock jock, but you've
gone for the of the rice card.
Speaker 9 (40:01):
Carl Sanderlan's watch Out
Task Master continues tonight seven thirty on Channel ten to
ten player. One of the stars, Lloyd Langnd, is it
a shidio? Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
First question, Lloyd, were you and your wife are a
package deal?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That is a great question.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
They contacted they wanted both of us to do the show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I should mention that that Lloyd's wife is anemen's yes,
not even wife, like I just partner the facto.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, we're all we're.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
All sim we're all in the same camp.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They're actually defecto. Yeah, we're all de factoed.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm I'm I'm such a progressive feminist that I think
the concept of marriage is outmoarded.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
And yeah, and my wedding's next week, so thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I was trying to say that with a street face.
I cannot be bothered to spend the money or do
the art manship.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Are you engaged? Nope? So you're just like it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We have a child, yeah, exactly, Yeah, Yeah, what what
larger promise can you make? Exactly rather than have both
having to look after something.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I'm in for the long hold. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Feel well, I hope.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So given it you've got a child, I mean, if
you were saying it if that would have been worrying.
But so both of you are on this brand new
season of Task manst Have you got the same agent?
Is it a two for one? Is it like, I'll
tell you what you can have, Lloyd Andre Throw.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Did you both perceive the phone call at the same
time or did you find out and then.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Or on phone and told me about it? So you
can Even though they were like we want both of them,
you can see who it was.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I could see the power done.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It sounds a little bit like and received the offer
with the phone on speaker, and then she was like,
you can hear us.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
We were looking at.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The difficulty. Was that both of us doing it? Is
that we we have that child? Sure?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, it's practically a nightmare, it is, yea. And what
do you say to the babysitter. By the way, We're
off to go and play a bunch of games for
five year olds.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm going to New Zealand for five days. There's some
ballonaise in the bridge.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You and n competitive at all, Lloyd.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I don't think I'm a particularly competitive person. But I
was aware that I was going to be on television
and I do not want to look incompetent. Oh yeah,
I think maybe I didn't fully succeed in that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know, real quick, Sorry cheese graders. Everyone who uses
a cheese grader uses the big grating hole.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
When yes and no, she used the tiny ones. It
just makes us like it's not really cheese anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
It's like dust.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
If there's a draft in the house, it will blow
off your pastor.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It's off the bench before you've even got the bowl.
I'm walking around in four foot of Palmesan cheese.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And your vacuum cleaner is full of cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
In terms of the cast, because we had Tom Gleason
here is obviously the host of Taskmaster back on Tonight
seven thirty and Channel ten, and it's always interesting to
talk to him about the commands. Because this is now
that we're technically the third season. It's been shot in Australia.
Jenny t and Josh Thomas will Anderson also join you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes. How does that play out between them?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, it's like five like very different personalities. I didn't
really know Josh at all. I think we'd met maybe
once at a comedy festival or something, and he came
into my dressing room before the first studio record and said, hey,
we don't really know each other, but just a heads up.
I'm going to win this series. And I enjoyed his confidence,
(04:04):
and I also enjoyed Tom Gleat and absolutely knocking him down.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh it's great. Well, look, as I said, Taskbas continued
to Night sevent thirty Channel ten and ten play We've
got Lloyd Langford in the studio.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Lloyd h got a little bit of a task of
our own to give you right up next. Oh ah, yeah,
that's right, task Maske.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And it wasn't still as much radio merch as possible.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
You've already stolen our fall guy jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I want a baseball cup, got me like a stubby holder,
all the classics. What else you got, slap band?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Give you the showcase.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Given that you're on Taskmaster, he's give you another task
right here. Now, I've kind of pinched this from the
first season of Task Master in Australia. There was a
task whereby people had to call someone and then try
and get off the phone as quickly as possible. Okay,
so that will be your task, but you have to
have like a consensual goodbye. The other person has to
(05:01):
agree that you can't just hang up on her, right, Yeah,
so you're just trying to call her and then get
off the call as quickly as you can with like
a genuine excuse. Okay, so you can't go. I've got
to go like it's got to be a genuine excuse,
and we're going to time you to see how quickly
you can get off the phone with her.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Do you two usually have long phone calls?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I mean, this is bad news for you, guys, but
I'm not really a charty person. I don't normally like
being on the phone to talk.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, so it would make sense that you hang out
the phone for week. So how short do you reckon?
This will be?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It'll be under ten seconds?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Normally communicate by a meal.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, all right, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, Hi, you going?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You're right?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I was just wondering, is there one of those like
nice coffee machines in the hotel room?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Hang on a minute, I was just I'll have to
go and have a look.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Hey, God, have you finished?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Ah, who have you got?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm on with Will and MORDI. Do you know those guys?
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Uh oh yeah, yeah, how are they still?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I mean? They're bad.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I don't know which ones which, which one's a bold one?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
There's three of them here.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
There's three of them, okay, yeah, this is a Yeah,
there's a coffee machine here.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, I'll see you soon.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Hang on a minute, can you what what are.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
We going to do for tea?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
We'll go we'll go to a restaurant or something.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Did I book it?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Why don't we.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Go to that.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Job at the East Place? Look, I've got no hang on,
I want to Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Can we booke it in though, because like what's going
to happen is we're going to go on the project
and then there's going to be no bookings left. So
can we book it in?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, you can book it in?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
No, can you do it?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Because you never do anything?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay, I'll do I'll do it. I'll do it that okay?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
And what so what was his saying with your head?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I mean, I've I've realized what they've done obviously forty seconds.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
That was the moment.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
What was the moment when she started being unnecessarily mean
about you?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Which one is the bald one?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I was like, I don't I've been set up here.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, really really lovely moment when he actually said to
us beforehand, and he's like, he said, I'm not a
great talker.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We don't this will be less than ten seconds.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
He's a man of few words.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Normally we're surprising that he's a stand up and really
doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But if you
would like to see Lloyd and as well, you also
tonight on Taskmaster continued seven thirty, Channel ten and ten
play thanks coming on the show, and.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You can see them tonight at Japanese. I believe, thanks
for coming on the show, see Lloyd.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Still collecting your old engagement rings, by the way, so
that's you make surely he hit us up insta DMS
Will and Woody give us call thirty one of six
y five. Just got to get on the air to
get in the air to win a trip a day
to La here on Will and Woody. But you know,
let's cross continent here Woods from LA to New York.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because I've got a story here about really something remarkable
in New York. Big moment for the city. New York
City discovered wheeibins. What do you mean so if anyone's
been to New York or really, I'm going to say
any in the northern hemisphere. This is a real European thing,
apart from kind of like the Scandinavian countries. People just
(09:07):
put their trash on the street in a bag.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
They don't even have a bin. They don't even know.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I think they're meant to have a bin, but they
just kind of like if they lose the bin, they
just bag it.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I've never been in New York, but so does New York.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The streets just have bags of trying rubbish nights.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah for yeah, for different yeah in New York. In Yeah,
in New York.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, what, Yes, it's insane.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I've been there.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
They've got a big rad issues. They've got a big issue.
I've got to smells in the place when you're walking
through it. It's it's pretty horrible. Anyway, this has been
going on for well, let's say three hundred years, Like
it's it's been an issue for.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
We all used to do a very long time ago,
but we all just advanced.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yes, that's right, they discovered wheelie bins like this.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
We skipped the bin phase. They went straight to bin
one wheels.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, they've had the bit but like, well they kind
of have, but they've just been like redundant, like people
don't use them anymore. But they were like, oh my god,
we these bigger bins so that rubbish doesn't have to
be on the street anyway.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They're calling it a revolution. It feels nice win for Australia.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm sure I felt quite yeah, yeah, emboldened by this,
and I'm sure everyone in Australia listening right now is
emboldened by this. But it did feel a little bit
like New York City feels a little bit like a
baby boomer who's just discovered Google Maps.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, and they get all excited about it. Hen's why
they're calling it a revolution. They're going as so excited
I've been with Wheels.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
It's changed our life.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I would love to hear from you guys right now
on thirteen one oh six five. Do you know a
boomer who's just discovered something or really has your mum
and dad or dad just discovered something.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I feel like it's something natural for us to kick
things off with my dad, yes, dad.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Does this relate to you at all? Mate?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Have you have you discovered something recently which you're particularly excited.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
About sadly I have I can reveal something streamsaver. I
just innocently think, you know, I spent three months or
so I sent the same screensaver or six months out there.
I'll just change it. And then you change it and
then you don't realize that it goes posting. So all
(11:16):
your friends, which you know, there's one hundreds and thousands
of my friends of course, get the change of the
new you know, screensaver, and then they feel obligated to
like it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Or are you talking about on Facebook?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Facebook? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Do you mean a profile picture? What do you mean
a profile picture?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, like a profile Yeah, not a screensaver. I think
what you just discovered, see it is a profile picture.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
I changed it recently, and I thought it was quite private,
just you know, just updating things. And then it went
out to all friends and then they all felt obligated
to like it and say lovely photo, and they put
a burden on all my friends.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Are you referring to when you remember when you changed
your profile picture, you changed your profile picture, you changed
it to a photo of you when you were like
twenty one?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
True or false?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Did something wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Helena?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Congrats mate, you're on the air. You could go in
the air to go to LA. But I'd also love
to know from you. What if your mom and dad
just discovered or you just discovered something yourself.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I discovered them.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
They're in the freezer section and they're already cut up onions.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Sorry, already cut up onions.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Is amazing. I did not know about that. How much
are you paying for?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
How much you're paying for them?
Speaker 11 (12:45):
Well, I don't care, but at least they're.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Already cut up for Yeah, No, they have money there
and we all know that's painful.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, public service announcement. No one knew about cut up onions.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Great stuff. I mean we meant to laugh at you here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Really, I think would applored that. Zach's called on third
and six five, Zach, what did your mom and dad
just discover?
Speaker 10 (13:03):
So my mom just like last week, discovered mobile cameras
on top of the lights?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
What I know? Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I like you're talking about like cameras that take photos
of you while you're on your phone in a car?
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Is bobile detection cameras?
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Yeah? Are they on? Hang on?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean this segment is really flipping on me, very quickly.
But they're on traffic lights. Yeah yeah, hang on every
traffic line.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Not that I'm ever on my phone. I'm driving, just
like you know.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just good to know they're on every single traffic line.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
No, not on every single one.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Okay, they're out there. If you're in a traffic all right,
thanks Zach, you're in the chance to go to LA.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Not that it matters though as well.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I just want to confirm that again because don't be
on your mobile called.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh right, oh wow, have a look at this.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So I think we're going to be spoiled here because
producer LJ has organized two boomers, two of our favorite boomers,
to join us right now, Harry and Clancy, and they're
going to tell us what they have recently discovered. Welcome
back to the show.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Great to have you back.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
How are you? How are you going so well? So well?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Is that you Clancy?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
How are you there? Mate?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah? Me? Oh can you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Great to have you on boys.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Good good.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So I think the way this should work is that
maybe it's like a tennis match between you two, where
you go back and forth as the things that you've discovered.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Let's kick it off with you, Clance SHOWI what have
you recently discovered?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
I'm spinning out my wife Patty that you've heard on them. Yeah,
she's got a shop in the shopping center in Brisbane
and she had gone over to Perth to visit in
the old Mother So while she was away, she forgot
that she had to pay her staff. So she's one
of my and said can you pay the staff?
Speaker 10 (15:01):
And I said how?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
And she said, be onto the zero accounting program? And
I said, he do you still that? So I've found it.
It's a it's an accounting program.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Is long story, Zeros Clans. I'm going to go over
to Harry now, Harry Clay, I don't want to ask
the follow up question, did you just discover internet banking?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Tell me that's not a thing.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
That's ok?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
You both a goss. That good to note, all right, Harry,
what did you recently discover? Harry?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:41):
The recently thing, well, the thing I learned from talking
to you guys is obviously how the merged your phone call?
Speaker 12 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Have you have you done it since? Harry?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (15:52):
I have?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Who'd you merge a call with?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Harry?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I was a family when the boys were in one club,
and one was at one club, one was at the
other club.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Harry, Yes, so there you go, yeah, go on, Harry.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And now the other thing, I thought, what is not
absolutely brand new? I thought the fact that they came
up with a COVID vaccination within two years was fantastic,
and say thousands of lives?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, no doubt, Well, I said, nice, I'm not sure
if the boomers came up with the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Glance, I reckon, glad, final thing, mate, what have you
recently discovered as a boomer?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Well, it was program was just amazing. I could pay
the staff.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
About the zero thing? Mate? We heard about the zero thing.
We've got it, We've got it.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I can help you?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Anything else I can help you?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Whenever you call a business, that is what you get
asked at the end, is there anything else I can
help you with?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Now, I think when.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
People ask that questouldn't they expect you to go, no,
You've been great, and you hang up right.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
That's what we all do.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We just thought, if you're gonna say, is there anything
else I can help you with, let's just stretch this
as far as we can so Wilbur I've got the
number of a caravan park.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I think so in.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Scarborough in Queensland.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Are yet perfect? So the rules are ask one genuine
question about caravan parks, good light, and.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Then what do you mean good light? Well know is
to park all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
What are you gonna ask the carras?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
They don't call them carras.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
They do well, you obviously haven't been, that's what we
call them. Look, I figure a camping question, so you
ask genuine the marshmallows down there, No, No, that's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So I ask a genuine question. And then at the
end there's no doubt the person's going to say is
there anything I was gonna help you with? And ask
for help with anything random that pops into your head?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And I intend to really push this and you have
to keep.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Andy thing here is how long will they keep saying
is there anything else I can help you with? Before
they just go stuff this and hang up on you.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Here we go, holiday village. This is Linda speaking.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Oh Linda, how are you going? First of all, my
name is Will.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I'm doing a trip up north very shortly with my
wife and daughter, and I was just wonder with your
campsites are powered at all?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yes, all of our campsites are powered, so we have
numerous caravan sites. Is there anything else you're here to know?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, but I mean scenes you've asked. Look, I said
I was coming up north with my wife and my daughter.
But yes, that was a lie. I just feel a
bit embarrassed about the fact that I've recently divorced my wife,
so she's not with me.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It'll just be me and my daughter.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Did you ever spend any quality one on one time
with your child one on one?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Sadly, I don't have any children, so I'm not in
the situation that you're in.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
So do you think that's kind of like? It's kind
of sweet though, that I'm just coming up there with
my daughter. I think it's lovely.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I think it's really nice to have quality time. I
think you should do it.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I think so as well.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
All right, great, will Is there anything else that I
can help you with any other queries you may have?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, look, Linda, I mean you seem really nice, and
I feel like I can kind of open up with
you a little bit. It sees that you've ass on
the ex wife front. I am actually seeing her at
a pool party soon, you know, before we go up north,
and I'm just wondering whether I should drop a few
pounds for the pool party.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
What do you think, like, you know, I know, I know,
I don't want to be shallow or anything, but you
probably want to look good.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
For your ex, right, Look, well, it's nice of you
to ask that of me. I don't know that I'm
the right person to give you any guidance. Okay, if
you feel that you'd like to lose a little bit
of weight and just shine out, then I think just
go for it.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Okay, great, Yeah, I might give it a go.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Give it a go.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
What even makes you feel good? And I think it's
lovely that you've got a daughter between the two of you,
and I think that's something that you should always cherish.
So do what you feel is right. Thanks, Linda, You're
most welcome. Is there anything further that I can assist
you with?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, I mean again, I mean if if you're willing
to keep talking, then have you ever hooked up with
an ex before? Because, as I said, it's been a
few months, but I am going to see her at
this pool party, and I'm just kind of worried that,
you know, if I have if I do lose a
few pounds, and you know, one thing leads to another,
can we do the nose strings attached thing?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Or is that just a fantasy?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Look, I would avoid it that all okay?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, you know I think.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
I think once you hit your hit on that that
that ceiling as you're walking through a doorway, next time,
you're going to dark. So that's my advice. I'd be
taking that direction.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, and i'd be looking for someone you okay, okay, geez,
you're not suggesting anything, are you, Linda?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
No, no, no, no, okay. Great.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
My listeners in life have led me to believe that
the best thing is just to move on travels, and
that you and your daughter will get up and to
be able to join us at some time in the future.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Awesome, So will.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
If I may. I've just got some customers here at reception.
So if I can't help you with anything further, feel
free to give us a call when you're hitting our way,
just to check on availability. We'd be more than happy
to assist.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Joe, there was one more thing, do it?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's all good? No, that's all good.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I can go on hold.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Oh, certainly, I'll just stop you on hold way for
a minute. Thank you.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
She's changing the question every time if she's bluffing me
with I've got people and I.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Don't have time for visit there is nothing else like
And you're like, well, technically you have asked again.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well, hey, that's Okaylynn, I just it's just when you
asked if I had anything else back to this pool
party that I was going to. The other thing that
you should know about the equation is that there is
another girl on the scene, but I've only had one
date with her, but I'm thinking about bringing her to
the pool party.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
But here's the kicker. She's kind of well known. What
do you What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:02):
I think that's a decision that you need to make yourself,
and I'm going to pass that ball back to you
to make that decision. Okay, Well, it's been lovely speaking
with you. If I may, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You, Okay, what did you think? Tracy Grimshaw is datable?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Just okay? Thank you so much. You've been so useful.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Linda.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
You're most welcome. Faith travels sometime in the future.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
May by Linda Bye.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Will bye bye.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That was beautiful, really lovely.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
How do I stop saying.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
The change to if there's nothing else I can help. Actually,
I'm just going to get on the air in the
air to go to l A another trip to give
away very shortly woods. But right now, I mean, yesterday
we stumbled into I'm going to say, a hole in
(22:56):
the market, rare, rare that it happens on the airwaves
as well.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I took a punt. I was just like, look, I
tell you what.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We've all heard about those stories about people who have
old engagement rings but flush them down the toilet because
they're tainted or painted, and the old relationships areked, but
they hold on at the end of the day to
a fiscal opportunity. And I hate to get a bit
technical with the terming there, but this is cash, guys,
this is money, and we're collecting old rings to become
the Kings of the Rings and make a whole lot
(23:23):
of cash.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Well, anybody are.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Is that Lord of the Rings music?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
But from the heavily patented and carefully protected ip of
the Lord of the Rings, Yes it is, it is,
it is, yes, okay, But we're called the Kings of
the Rings because yes, what we and we were never
called anything else, No, just in case, we.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Would never refer to ourselves as the Lord of the
rings because they would be sued hah by mirror Max.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That's right, So we.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Won't call ourselves the Lord of the rings, which is
a way better name to call ourselves.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
We won't do that.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I don't know what you're.
Speaker 15 (24:10):
Talking about, man, confirmed. I'm just going to keep moving
to confirm. Now, let's talk this business because because you
know what I love about a business it has zero costs.
And right now our business has zero costs, got no overheads.
We are just asking you, guys, and again the number
thirteen one oh sixty five. Have you got one of
these tainted engagement rings or wedding rings and you don't
(24:32):
want it anymore?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You know, why would you?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
He's got a pong of your ex Yep, he was
a dick who cares about him or she or she
or she.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
They're pongy yep.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
But this expensive piece is sitting there in your house
and you've got two jesters here that are that are
you know? With a gestures yeah, hats out, yeah, right,
hats out going.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Chuck is the ring ring? Chuck is a ring. And
if you think we're mad, have listened to the people
that called yesterday.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
I'm still married to him. But the diamond kept on
falling out of it. It fell out three times and
I felt like it was curved and we got a
new one.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
It's just a gold ring.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
We take it.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
It's a winning ring from my marriage, four kids between us,
and fourteen years later after.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
The Wars, I'm thinking, yeah, I don't need it anymore.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
It's time boys.
Speaker 13 (25:16):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
I love it.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
We've been septilated for twenty years. He was the one
that cheated, so if he wants a divorce, he can
pay for it.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Sarah, And you know what to really pie him off.
If you gave us the old engagement ring.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
I will do that one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
There's something unjustifiably buoyant about the music from the Shire
playing in the background as we pill each other. People's
so appropriate, but I think it kind of softens the
blow a little bit. And at the end of the day,
you guys don't want them and we're happy to take them.
Thirteen one oh six ' five. I think we just
have to continue on our quest to be the Kings
of the Rings who knows how many rings we can
get here because I know you guys don't want them.
(25:53):
This is like just just this is pretty much like
just taking your bin out onto the street.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, we're garbos at the end of the day, we
are garbage collectors for specifically rings.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yesterday's rings tallied somewhere between six and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
We think we're not jewelers, we're not evaluators, but we
do think it. Well, we've got thousands of dollars worth
of ring, but we want more ring. As I always say,
you can't have enough ring?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Will thirty one oh six ' five.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Have you had a thought at all because people did
call yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So many people called yesterday. It seems as if, I mean,
I obviously haven't been in this position. But if someone
does the dirty on you and they gave you an
engager ing, that thing is effectively dust to you, like
it means nothing.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
It's cursed, it's tainted.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, you're just sitting on it exactly. So you got
a chance right now to just give it to us.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Have you had a thought at all as to like, say,
when we do get seventy four engagement rings?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So is it the quota you're going for.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's the number I've got in my head.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I'm thinking more one hundred and seventy four.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'll take that. Yeah, Like, do you have any idea?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's what you want to do with it, sell then
retire obviously cool.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Sarah's called six five?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What Sarah?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Hi king o the ring?
Speaker 13 (27:03):
How are you so?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
We're going so well? Mate? You've got an engagement from
a past relationship.
Speaker 13 (27:09):
I do so when I was seven. When I was sixteen,
I got into my first serious relationships. We were together
for four years. He proposed when I was twenty one,
and yeah, I just thought it was the love of
my life and that's who I wanted to spend my
life with. And I was very stupids with the worst
(27:31):
decision ever. So he cheated on me with one of
my friends. So again it's one of those stories, okay,
But anyway, I moved to Melbourne from Canberra and went
to pawn it at cash Converters and they'd only like
offered me two hundred dollars And so, you know, it
feels like fate that we've gotten to this point where
(27:53):
you guys are speaking an engagement ring and I didn't
porn it off then, so yeah, can I ask us.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
A quick follow up question though? Here, Sarah, if the
pawn guy offered you two hundred dollars, is this a
bit of a stinky ring you're sitting on here, Sarah?
Speaker 13 (28:08):
It's actually a white gold ring. It's a little diamond.
To be fair, young young people, we can't afford the bigure.
It's a floating diamond and it's got diamonds on the band.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
We'll take it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, bloody, and you're in the draw for let's take
a little a little bit of power. It don't be
a ring, so babe, we'll take them off. We're getting
a lot of them all.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Get a little bit picky with the rings.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I can.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I know it's going to use the ring. We're going
to give it to mim for a birthday present. Lauren's
called that one sixty five Lauren, and you've got a
ring from a past relationship. I do I think you
have a ring to part with it?
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Oh yeah, if I can have a holiday you're in, we.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Might call your back. We can't. I can't guarantee that,
but we will happily take the ring off your hand.
You Yeah, well, look what do you reckon if we
call you back then congratulations. I can't guarantee you the
holiday though. Oh what's the ring like? What's the ring like?
Speaker 12 (29:09):
It's a works like ten thousand dollars and I can't
sell it.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Well, let's just call Lauren back.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
We need your ring, There's no doubt about it. Again,
we have to hear that absolute, stinking.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Floating, floating diamond ring, Lauren. Okay, we're giving you a
one and fifteen chance to go to la that's confirmed.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You've got that.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Is there anything else we can offer you to get
our hands on that ten thousand dollars ring.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
You could buy it off me.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
It doesn't work. This is a business opportunity.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
What else you doing?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
What else are you doing with the ring?
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Lauren? Currently?
Speaker 12 (29:44):
How about I give you a discount?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
What are you doing with the ring at the moment?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
What's it doing? It is in a box in my room,
just like it's gathering.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
What's the guy?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
What?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
What does the guy mean to you? What happened with him?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:58):
Well, you know I was married to him for five
years and yeah it didn't work out, okay, and we
have children, so it's very a difficult situation.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
So the ring is properly tainted, like you don't want anything?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Oh yeah, and he's tainted. It's it's yeah, I cannot
wear that ring ever again, Like I don't. Yeah, but
I'm like, should I give it to my daughter? Should
I have it ringmade?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Why would you give a curse?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
You can't give a cursed ring to your daughter. That
there's a bad dad.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's your daughter's daughter's dad. Yeah, she loves Yeah, that's right,
that's good.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
What should I do.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
On here?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Will? I don't know, but your blinkers is you're really
starting to turn into sour on yourself. The rings big dirrupting.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
You can't have your daughter's number?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Thanks, Lauren? What also very weird?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
I just want to talk to it, Laurens.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You're in the draw when you're in the daughter when
a trip to LA I tell you what, because we
obviously the drawer, the trip to la that we give
away every day, has to be random.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
But if it's random, for if it's going to look very.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Are we going to cover that anyway?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Pat, You've got to ring. You've got to ring from
a past relationship that you'd like to get rid of.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Oh yeah, but I'm not sure whether you guys wanted
or not? Why?
Speaker 12 (31:18):
Well, you know, you know, I remember.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Those machines years ago where you put these. Now it's
two dollars, but twenty cents back then, I reckon that's
what it came out of.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Oh and takes it?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
What's it made of?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Well, it's supposed to be white gold, but you know,
I think it might be you've got it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Out of a gumball machine. Well I did it, but
I think he did.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
It.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Could it could be good that we'll take it, Pat,
really well done. You're in the jorder win a trip
to la Amazingly. We might call you back soon.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
That was that was a bad That was a bad round.
That was a bad round for.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
They're starting to say it that we Yeah, I think people.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
I think everyone's heard this now and gone, there's value here?
Why am I just giving.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Damn woodrow Anals is our junior producer back in the studio.
She interviewed Nalis celebrity while we were on holiday.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
We still don't know who that is. She's made us
way twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
She's technically made Australia. Wait twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh, because I mean people were up last night, A
lot of them midnight oil.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
A lot of people stopped on the train on the
on the way home.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Who the body?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Oh you actually know, don't you know?
Speaker 6 (32:33):
No?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
I don't know, mate, this is my stop.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I actually.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You took that too far.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I actually had a thought about it last night because
I know, because obviously Analys has to run guests by us.
She can't just go and swipe a guest, right, so
she's this is a guest that she's run by us before.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
I feel and you think you remember who it was?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I think and at the time you and I were like, look,
we'd love to interview them, but we're both on holiday.
I think that conversation happened about go on, we'll Smith,
That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I do remember, remember that, I remember the conversation about you.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Remember that Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Bad Boys, Bad Boys four which recently came out, great
film and we.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Were pumped about the movie and both of those people.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Now, who did you actually talk to Did you speak
to the O G bandboys?
Speaker 9 (33:21):
I didn't speak to it.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
You've missed?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Is your guest.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Bigger than Will Smith and Martin Lawrence?
Speaker 9 (33:32):
I think they're on the same level.
Speaker 13 (33:33):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Wait, all right, Okay, well, let's get down to it.
How do you want it? How do you want to
tell us?
Speaker 9 (33:40):
Just do a drum roll and I'll just get to it.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
This is the third drum role you've played in two days.
Speaker 9 (33:48):
I interviewed Tyger with Jermaine Clement.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I love those two.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I loved Tyr obviously more than he's one half a
Flight of the Concords.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
He's that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
He's the crab in Moana Crazy and in Black three.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
He's very good.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
You've just for everyone play at home. But he is
currently hurt.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I know that this was the kind of guest that
was worth dragging me out of my holiday for. But anyway,
it's happened.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It's happened like that's the top three interview for.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
The top three, and I've re watched Hunt for the
Wilder People for like the fourteenth time over the holiday break. Anyway,
I'm going to put that down, are you yeah? I'm
going to try And how did the interview go with
two people that I'd love.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
To You've been screaming for the past twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I'm screaming right now.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
It went, It went either, it was interpretable, It's interpretable.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I think it went pretty well, says the interview finished.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
You were you were happy.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
I mean not to spoil it, but I said that
I love them.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Okay, I think I love them to both of them. Yeah,
that's nice.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And they're like, oh thanks, And I was like, oh,
can we please hear some audio of this interview?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Well, I reckon, we go to a song. I know
that we've got four minutes of the interview, I think,
and then maybe the best way to go about this
is we can play the audio and then we can
I think we're gonna need to interject.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
You're going to be really proud of you.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Let's do what we're We're sorry.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
So they have a new show coming out called Time Bandits.
It's a remake of the nineteen eighty one movie Time
Bandit's nice. Two episodes drop on twenty fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We're going to roll this live, guys, and then we're
gonna be able to stop and start it if we
think we need to interject, which hopefully we will.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Not need to tobe any times.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Anale's interviewing too, and Jamaine Cleman. Here we go.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
I can get off the phone until.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I've seen it if she's real.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Hi, I'm real.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Let's just tax some in an interview.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Don't bother me.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
This is really important to me.
Speaker 17 (36:04):
We don't want to miss this out.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Guys, thank you so much for joining me. I am
absolutely obsessed with Time Bandits. It was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Have you watched the whole thing?
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I've watched the.
Speaker 16 (36:14):
First two weeps and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Before we
do get into that, though, I thought it would be
rude not to address that. Lisa Kudrop isn't it and
her character gets a really cool nickname called Firestorm, And
I thought we should all have nicknames for this interview.
So I went online and found acute algorithm that we
can use good. All we need is a superpower that
you wish you had what you last eight and then
(36:36):
we're going to add eight ur on the end because
you know, like Gladiator Terminator.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
It makes it sound cooler.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So you're interviewing the best director in the world and
you've gone for a school yard nickname.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Gag.
Speaker 9 (36:47):
Yeah, I thought we should break the ice.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I was nervy.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
I think it's hot, get heaps of questions about the show.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I think You've done a beautiful eyes breaker here, and
I actually can't wait to hear what the last thing?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
What was play the tape? Let' let's let's hear it.
Play the tape?
Speaker 16 (37:03):
For instance, I want to fly. I had oats for
breakfast and adding only intwer i'd be flying?
Speaker 9 (37:10):
Would you be taiker?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I wanted flying too, but I can will be flying?
I guess is it you've taken that power?
Speaker 14 (37:20):
Invisible smoother?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
N I love it?
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Okay, invisible smooth smooth and nada jamay And what have
you got?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Super fighting tycoa.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I'm obsessed that we'll come back to that.
Speaker 17 (37:32):
I don't know why I want to be really good
at fighting. I never get into fights. You would start
looking for them. Hey, what are you doing? You were
hassling those people.
Speaker 9 (37:43):
It was mum.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Rout to your mom.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
So do we want to take that?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
I didn't know what?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
How many how many.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
Minutes in the moment, I was like just smile and
way Probert.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
I did see you did an interview Tiger where you
said that you and Jermaine actually have a list of
characters you want to play, and so it was this
like an opportunity. So what if you could play the
super evil guy, and one can play essentially the super big.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I mean, I don't think I've played a character like this.
I've played a lot of characters.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, I've played probably teen evil guys.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
And what are you and free guy? I'm a bad guy. Ah, yeah,
I'm nearly there.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I'll be while we're here in the sort of confessional.
I haven't seen men and black.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
Men and black there's twelve years ago, bro, all that time, Jermaine,
it's next on his list, It's next on his list.
Speaker 16 (38:50):
Don't worry on the bandits. They they're known for stelling
a bunch of stuff. You guys work on sets all
the time.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't still anything.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
What do you say?
Speaker 9 (39:00):
You good boys? You don't steal him and memorabil us.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I knew this rapp Australian outlet. I can't do it.
They can't help themselves.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
We're not.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Brown guys doing well in America.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Did you steal steal your plate?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Did you steal them?
Speaker 14 (39:22):
I steal a lot of stuff from sets. A lot
of the Finns of my house has stolen well. Often
they want to get rid of it actually because they
can't store it. Really chickly made they don't last real long.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I love well.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Hey guys, thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I really appreciate it was a pleasure.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
My second interview ever, so thank you so much.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
You'll so many of other especially the last Australian.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
I just talked to you.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's not true.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
Anyway, Love you guys, thanks so much.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
To finish, been the cheeky racism in there.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Accuse them of well done.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
I didn't say he was a shock jock, but you've
gone for the of the rice card.
Speaker 9 (40:01):
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