June 24, 2024 • 28 mins
- Can AI Prank Woody's Dad?
- What Kids Show Made You Cry?
- Avoiding Walking At All Costs
- Woody Pees Outside
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wards.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We frequently prank your dad on the show so much,
and I think because we prank dad so so much,
we've got to get elaborate and really think hard and
plan hard.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
When we try and get him.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
So yeah, I think we've got a ripper in the
cannon right now. And it's been inspired by Katy Perry.
So I don't know if you saw this, but Katy Perry,
there are a whole bunch of a bunch of artificial
intelligence generated images of Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
At the Met Gala, fake photos, fake photos, and they
looked amazing, fake news to the point where people thought
Katy Perry was actually at the Met Gala.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Not just people.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Her mum saw a photo of fake her at the
Met Gala and was like, oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Anyway, she commented on this. Perry posted the photos to instreram.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The Ferry Sorry, BBC News, Sorry, should I call her kitty?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
She posted the fake photos and she goes, lol, Mum,
the AI got you too, ha ha ha an right,
So that's inspired me. Can I get my dad with
some artificial intelligence? So this has kind of fallen in
my lap. Dad messaged me this morning, texted me this morning,
wanting some photos from a professional photographer who was at
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a charity walk for Dementia Australia.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, okay, he texted me that this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So you and your dad have been on a charity
walk together for Dementia Australia.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He wants the shots, yes, and he reached out to
me this morning wanting to get those shots. At the
same time, I saw this Katie Perry store and was like,
oh my god, I sniffer prank. So basically I said
to Dad, Hey, Dad, I just reached out to Christine.
She's a contact a Dementi Australia. She said that the
photographer has this voice activated software that he uses to
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send photos out to people.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I don't really get it, but.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I've passed on your number and I think you'll get
a call either today or tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Jesus rows And if you don't really get it, he's
read that, so he's in it easy and panic. So
he's been waiting by his phone since you sent this message. Yes,
waiting for the computer audio generated photo sharing software.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I mean it sounds like the terminator is coming for him.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
So I've spent We've spent a long time this afternoon,
like scripting lines for this robot to say to dad
to embarrass him.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So this is what the robot's going to sound like.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Hi, welcome to All smiles photography. Press one to request photos. Wow,
Press two for all other requests.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, So we're going to get him in subtly, right,
and then I'm just going to start getting the robot
to ask really random questions to embarrass him like this.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Okay, and what animal best describes your face?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
What animal best?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So the whole gist is the software is trying to
figure out who he is, so then the software can
send the photos of him to him.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Right, so he knows there's a thousand So basically there's
thousands of photos that have been taken at the march.
The point of this software, yes, is for him to
try and describe the photos that he's in. Yes, Oh
my god, I mean, you know, I love breaking your dad,
but it's ridiculous. No, I felt sorry for him. That
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voice is so good.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
He's going to fall for a fingers crossed here we are.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Hi, Welcome to all smiles photography. Press one to request photos,
Press two for all other requests. Please say what event
you are requesting photos from.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Oh hi, it's Steve Whitelaw. I was at Dementia Walk
and we had a chat. You knew me from Colin
Sim's day and I was just wondering whether there are
any photos that could be could be yeah, of interest,
you know you're thinking photos of great order and myself
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and all that and Boddy. So yeah, just an inquiry,
that's all. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Are you requesting photos from the Dementia Australia Memory Walk
and jog? Yes, okay, great. Please see your name and
email address where you would like the photos sent.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
It's Stephen Whitelaw and my email address is email dot com.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Did you say Steve Whitelock with the email address at
email dot com? Yes, okay. Could you please describe yourself
so we can identify your photos.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
I'm I'm known to the photographer, and I'm a tall,
tall person about six this seven years old.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
We were unable to identify you from this description. Could
you be more specific?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
I'm seventy years old, broad shoulders, and I was at
Dementia Australia and I was with my granddaughter and son.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Thirty seven people match that description to help the system
match you, which celebrity. Do you look most alike.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Which celebrity do I look so? Oh? I'm very broad shoulders,
I'm six foot three and a hair I have got hair.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
We almost have a perfect match. What is your most prominent.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Feature broad shoulders?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Okay, and what were you doing in the photos?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
I was holding my granddaughter, Remy.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Great Just a few more questions. Were you eating a
child's biscuits?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Yes? I was about one stage. Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Would you say you look constipated when you smile?
Speaker 9 (06:20):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Did you look like a stereotypical baby boomer? For example?
Were you wearing jeans and runners?
Speaker 10 (06:30):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (06:30):
I was.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
Dad.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
We got you again, Steve. It's will and what I
cannot believe.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I cannot believe it. This is the lowest point of
our relationship.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Broad shoulders, I've got hair?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Oh wow, that is just so when they have to
be computation, think that penny dropped.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Would you say you look constipated when you smile?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Oh? That was just too much.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And you admitted to stealing Remy's biscuits as well?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Well, you didn't give the labs to yah. We were
hanging over the leb.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
You know Hymn's worth. But I thought about.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
That's one of the best pranks.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Boy, from someone we've pranked about fifty.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Seven times, You've got the right sample size.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
If I go anywhere now, I'm even just going to
the supermarket. I suspected the cashier is probably a setup
for it's a prank or something. I don't trust anyone anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hey, we found out that there's there's a new episode
of Bluey that's apparently a real tear jerker for all
sorts of reasons.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Adults crying, kids crying. I imagine kids are taking days
off school.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I think it's pretty hectic. I think Bluey dies no,
And I think it's a crucifixion, which is wild, which
is wild for a dog, an animated dog. Hectic. But
they wanted to they wanted to put it in a
different genre. And if you're going to do.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It, traumatic, bloody death, and I think that's what it's
clever from there, clever kids show. Let's let's crack in
to which kids shows gets you? Jordan on thirty one
six five, George, Hello.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
What what? What scene as an adult still makes you cry?
Speaker 11 (08:35):
It would be the one in the first Shrek movie
where Shrek is storming back to his swamp and he
pretty much tells Donkey to just go away and friends.
But then when you realize, you know, in the movie,
he's got track and for your owner, that's like all
he needs, Like you don't need the whole world.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Remember the message relation, Yes, I love that. Great example.
Great example, great example. Got a Christian here and Christian
that is sad, isn't it? Can I at the start?
Can I stay with you? It's he's so pathetic in
the modern I'm making waffles. Yeah, it's like, you know,
(09:19):
sund Christian. What this show got here?
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Mate?
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Hey? Boys?
Speaker 12 (09:25):
So it was how to Train Your Dragon to.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Oh these ones get you?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I go on?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
What's the moment?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
So there's two moments in the movie that always bring
a tear to my eye. There's one where the main
character's dad gets reunited with his wife that he's thought
has been dead for like eighteen years.
Speaker 14 (09:45):
And yeah, she saying like, you know, yell at me,
you know, say something, And the only thing he can
say is that she's as beautiful as the day that
he lost her.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh wow, really good.
Speaker 12 (09:58):
And then subsequently, probably half an hour later in the movie,
the dad gets killed.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Oh wow, Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
For anyone who has had that pen for their midnight
midweek movie.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It's worth watching even if you know now the story Jess, Jess,
what made you cry? What kids movie or TV show
made you cry?
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Toy story, three, toy story.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
The furnace? Is that what we're talking about?
Speaker 15 (10:28):
The very very end when Andy Hant's over his toy
to Bonnie.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yeah, and he drives away like that's right in the field.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I feel like there's a number of Really, there's also
a really wonderful conversation between Jesse and Woody right at
the end of that movie, which always made me cry
as well.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
It was really hectic. It's always very.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
This is Jesse, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole West.
Speaker 15 (10:53):
She loves creators, but none more in her best pal
bulls Eye.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
That seemed like a happy anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Let's go to Morgan because he's explaining his toys to
another kid.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Sorry that he's explained.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He's like that, I'm too old for these now, this
is what this is how you play with them?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
The ball picked it up.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Morgan him Morgan, Kid's movie that made you cry.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Conceptually, these can be hard to understand. In the film yeah,
did you just say up.
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Yeah and up yeah. The first ten minutes that movie
had like no dialogue at all. It shows you the
relationship for the main character and his wife, and they're
like kids and growing up together and they can't fall pregnant,
and then you know, by the end of it, she
sadly passed away.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
There he is all alone and grumpy in.
Speaker 16 (11:41):
His house and everything, and it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Is but it needs it because it gives him so
much texture.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's hard to get through the first ten.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
You just struggled with the first ten.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't think I'll get I don't have the strength.
I was crying ten minutes into a film. It's like,
you don't usually cry this early? Yeah, how am I
going to sit through this for another?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
For me, that's just paid it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Like, if they've got me crying in the first ten,
I'm like, who could they? You know, just bring over
the suffering truck and just dump it on me.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Let's go to Loretta on.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, that's why, that's why I like art. I
realized that recently human suffering Loretta on thirty one and
sies talk to me what kids?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
She always gets you a.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Small anna when she goes into a little boat and
the grandmother passed.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Away, and then you see the spirit come around her
and oh god.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There was spoiler there as well for everyone who had
that pend in Fridges in that movie.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
So Grandma dies and comes back happy.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You're all dying to know what did this woman at
the pizza shop pull out of her pocket?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let me quickly give you the specs if you've just
joined us. I go to the local pizza shop.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And I'm ordering a pickup or a takeaway, whichever way
you whatever word you use there, right.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I trot itering a takeaway but you're picking up.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, that's that's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I get through my order, okay, and then the woman
pulls something out of her pock.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
You can do it over the phone.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So I tried to call and I couldn't get through.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
So I had to a very old school way. I mean,
unless you've got a lot of time on your hand. No, no,
I was calling.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I couldn't get through, So I boot it up and
I got out there.
Speaker 11 (13:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Right, anyway, the woman.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Had been good pizza. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, I had a friend coming over and I was like,
you've got a whole they do they do with my dietaries?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Really?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Well, I honestly I don't have any choices with pizza anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Will you're missing the point here. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I get to the end of my order.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
And I honestly I had to audibly laugh when I
saw what she pulled out of her pocket.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
She pulled out a walkie talkie the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
For the last thing. I'd expect. Well, that's fair. Last
she did the last thing.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
The kitchen was three and a half meters away.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
She decided to walky talkie the kitchen, and I saw
the chef pick up a walkie talkie three and a
half meters away.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I think, will saving paper. A lot of people would
put it on a docket and would get printed or.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Walk just she's dealing with you, walking with your telling
you know what any onion, carrot, garlice.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, the order was done, The order was done.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Walk three meters and go on past the message to
the chef. I think, Will this woman.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Hates so she radioed in your whole order.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yes, I was watching the I couldn't believe it unless
they're having a fight or something.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I don't know, but she used to walk three meters
now is that outrageous? I think it's quite clever. I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I think she hates walking more than anyone in Australia.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Did she say like over, No she didn't. I was hoping.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I was hoping she'd call the chef like eagle or something.
There was no military chat.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It was very very walky talkie chat.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I think she hates walking more than anyone in Australia.
But I would love to be proven wrong. Right now
on thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
What do you mean my hate walking?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, do you do something in your life to
eliminate any walking. I'll give you an example by fiance mim.
She truly hates walking. Really, she will drive. When we
go to car parks, she will drive. I'm being deadly
serious here. I've been in the car driving around a
car park for thirty minutes before because she refuses to
take a car park that isn't the one at the
(15:23):
door of the place she's trying to go.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Wow, she hates hate to walk.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You will McMahon day one, when we got back from holiday,
I mean the slightly longer weekend at Easter. You refuse
to walk through you refuse to walk to the other
side of the building, and you demanded that a producer
go and fetch you a tea bag from from a.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Room that was a little bit too far away.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, that was on principle because they should have pipmin
tea in her kitchen as well.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
You hate walking, I know.
Speaker 12 (15:51):
Well.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Another final one from me.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
When I was a child, when I played PlayStation in
the front room of my house, I thought the toilet
was too far away, so I.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Would we in the heating ducts.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I hated walking thirteen one o six five. Do you
think you hate walking more than this woman at the
pizza shop?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
More than Will McMahon?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And what do you do to avoid it? Thirteen one
and six five? Because you love walking, that's not your
favoriting in the world. For me, you go out of
your way for a walk like some We're going somewhere
I'll be You'll be like, mate, can we just park
a few blocks back, even though we know there's parks
closer to it, because you just want to smell the air.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Who knows what we'll see on the way. You know
it's the journey. Let's go to Daniel here, Daniel, your grandfather,
what lengths. Good afternoon. What legs have you gone to?
Not to walk? Mate?
Speaker 17 (16:37):
I've trained my dog to get my TV remote formation that.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Is, so what do you What do you have to say?
What's the command?
Speaker 17 (16:44):
LEXI? Give me the remote and she grabs the remote
wherever it is, she'll sniff it out and she just
brings it to me.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
On from but hanging on, surely it's on the same spot?
Or do you challenge her? Are you putting it in
difficult places?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Deliberately?
Speaker 11 (16:58):
No?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
Well, at the start, decide I had to, so I
should get the use because sometimes it's in the creases
of the couch.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
She sifts it out. What sort of dog is Lexi?
Speaker 17 (17:08):
She's she's a kvoodal.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Danel clever Daniel, Daniel, would you be open to me
coming to your house? Apologies for inviting myself over, but
I come to your house. I hide your remote somewhere
in the house and we see if your dog can
find it.
Speaker 17 (17:21):
You know, if you do that, I'll make you a
big play off.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
Oh you're on now, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Unfortunately, what he is allergic to garlic and onion, so
he has a plate of to bully. I'm competitive, I'm
still down. I like going off of though. That's awesome. Yeah,
to make it impossible for the.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Dog, I put it in the duney, isn't He's gone?
Ian Ian, this is your sister hates walking?
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Yes, my sister hates walking. She used to get in
her torrgo van and drive two doors down the road
to have coffee with her friend.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Bloody outrageous. That is absolutely my dad. Once there was
there's a supermarket down the road from him and Dad.
I don't know how this happened, but he reckons. He
chose to drive once. It's a it's a two minute walk.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
He chose.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
He chose to drive once, and he couldn't find a
car park and he didn't want to go back home,
so he ended up parking further away from.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
The supermarket then he was when he started. Now in him,
we've got two Steves who have called.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
We've got Steve number one here.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah, Hi guys, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Go I mate, you hate walking?
Speaker 13 (18:29):
No, it's it was actually dead God bless his heart. Yeah,
he would have a car a ski beside his bed.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh wowow wow.
Speaker 13 (18:42):
So he could have a drink and wouldn't have to
go get up to the fridge during.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
The night in bed during the night.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well, they just woke up at two o'clock and was like, God, wouldn't.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Mind, Yeah, it go I want to be I'll just
get one out of the eski and have a drink.
But he also had a bucket beside his bed.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Yeah, so he didn't have to get up and go
to the toilet. Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Wow, chamber pot, chamber pot, it works, Steve unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Wow, what a guy was he there? Sorry? I was
going to say one, Steve number one. Was he married
during all this? Does he have a partner?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah, my mum she put up with that for a while.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, she cleaned the bucket for him. Did she clean
the bucket?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Steve?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
He had to empty his own bucket.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Got to draw the line somewhere, To draw the line somewhere,
I reckon, Steve.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Now, Steve number two, what do you do, Steve number two?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
The restaurant Stringbell was really busy, crowded. It's hard to
get the attention for the waitresses. I don't I get
up and wander around the restaurant. Give him I actually
ring the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Massive fight in my house at the moment, will over
cellar or dungeon.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
No, I'm putting that into a dungeon.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I'm putting that down for at least a week because
it fires me up. You know, there's something else that's
I feel like this disagreement in my household has just
been bubbling away. I'm gonna say for the last two years.
Oh wow, So I'm pretty I'm pretty sure you know this.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I love to take a nature wi.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yes, I do know that.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I thought there was I think it's I think it's
water saving. I just think it's nice to get out
there in fresh air, take a Wii in the garden
in the breeze. There you're saving water, and it's also
more convenient. It's a shorter walk to get outside and
take away than to walk to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
So I wei in nature, will you?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Previously though, this started out is because you didn't want
to fight in the house.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
That's how it started.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
So previous partners of mine, who I wasn't passing wind
in front of I would say I'm just ducking outside
for a week, and I'd go on fart outside so
they wouldn't hear that. And then I realized in this
period of time that oh wow, ween, outside is delightful,
like dogs must like love it.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
It's just good though, like it kills the grass.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Well, that's my partner's argument, and she joins us on
the phone right now. Ah so, mim, you you've made
it very clear to me that you are very anti
me ween in the garden.
Speaker 15 (21:26):
Well, I just don't understand. We have toilets. It makes
no sense.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Well, it does make sense because it's actually more convenient
to just walk outside rather than walking all the way
to the bathroom and.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
All, like we live in a castle, like we're literally
like our toilet is pretty much the same distance.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, okay, garden, it's it's a slightly smaller distance to
the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
And also, Mim, I'm saving water.
Speaker 15 (21:50):
No, but you know my biggest argument here, and I.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
Feel like we will definitely back me up on this.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
I'm the one who does the weeding in the garden,
and so I'm constantly eating, and then I'm basically just
like handling like you're your Like that's like the basis
of it that I'm upset about. And then the other
time you took a pee in the tree and then
I went outside straight after and didn't realize and I
was all wet on my hair, and then you let
me know that that was actually Piers.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Wow, that was one time. That was one time.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
Did you how many times that happened and you not
tell me?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
No, Okay, it kills the garden as well. Okay, i'd
like to point out, well, okay, drinking filtered water.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I'm not sure that it does kill the but I'm
detecting from your tone here that you're on mim side.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
My dog's not allowed to wear in our backyard. What, Yeah,
do take it to the natures nighbor's trip.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, you take it.
Speaker 17 (22:41):
If you want to do that, you can do that.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, I take it. I take it in Mike and
Mandy's nature strip.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Do Mike and Mandy know that? No, we're calling Mike.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
And it's really annoying.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You know, when you guys got a beautiful garden. Now
I've seen it's absolutely starting it. It's annoying when you
know it's my dog. She doesn't know that she's doing that.
You know that you're killing your own garden.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
But I think the disagreement here is that I don't
think it is killing the garden. I think I'm a healthy,
thirty five year old human man, and I think those
plants would actually be rejuvenated from the nutrients that I'm delivering.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Maybe if I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Away out of vituplements you take, they might get a
lot of that.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Exactly, I have very healthy YearIn now. Look I don't
have the research though, I'm not a gardener. But right
up next, we are going to be joined by the
host of Gardening Australia, Costa Georgi Artes.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
The show airs ABCA Friday seven thirty. We've got to
go to a song up next to man.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
If he says it's healthy for the garden, will you
allow me to weigh outside?
Speaker 16 (23:44):
I will find him. I will hurt him.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
He's a lovely guy. Costa is a lovely guy.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Don't hurt cost anyway.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
We've got to go to a song.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Right up next, Costa, the host of Garden in Australia,
will join us.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
People who are married slash in a relationship with a
man who enjoys a bush week.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I don't wanted to us have a go at men here.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
By the way, there might be women that are waning
in their garden as well. Let's not make this a
gender debate.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
But in our household, me and my partner.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I am the outdoor where Mim joins us on the
phone right now, Mim, if people that just joined us,
you're obviously very against the idea that are wei in
the garden.
Speaker 15 (24:22):
Yeah, and I don't think that that's like unheard I
think anyone.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah, you were within your rights.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
But I do believe as well that you and Will's
main argument here is that by me, a very healthy,
nutrient rich thirty five year old human is actually destroying
the garden by weaning in it.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
And I fell my client, Sorry, Mima, you don't mind me.
My client fel like I feel like, well, now we
run a team together. My client's also best that you
also urinated in wei in trees, which she has walked
in subsequently and had urine in her hair.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Well, I had to put that out there.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
That's a strong argument there, wo on a mass and
that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, no, but that's that's reckless of you to be
walking through trees, I would say.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
The man who can answer this question though, about the
health of the garden if it is hit with nutrient
rich urine is Costa, the host of garden in Australia
seven thirties.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Costa. Hello, I'm gonna.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Say I'm just yeah, okay, that's better.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, we're you just take you away outside.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
I thought, I've got to be true to the story.
I better have a quick week, and that way I'm
really in the space. Otherwise I could just be commenting
on just a conversation topic. So no, not a problem maker.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Got to try before your comment. I love that cost
you take your job very very seriously. Now, firstly, kind
of say mate, I've always been a massive fan of
your work.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm a massive fan of you, so it is lovely
to meet you. But give pleasure if we can cut
down to brass tacks here. Mate, you've heard the argument
between me and my partner I have.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Where do you stand?
Speaker 9 (26:03):
Oh, look, do I need to speak? I think it's
a it's a given that you know nature. This is
you know, when nature calls. People say that, oh, when
nature calls. When nature calls, we need to deliver. We
don't want to put it into a system and take
it miles away. When if we have a garden. Yeah,
you know, soils, so many of our soils are so
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nitrogen deficient, and we have this wonderful resource. As you said,
you know that that can be, you know, freely added
to the garden. But you know, everyone talks about the
wonderful needs of a lemon tree having a bit of
a wee, So I think it's more than more than
a valuable addition to every garden.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Mim.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Would you like to say anything to Costa?
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Mim, you're killing me here, you're killing me. Can we
maybe make a rule then, Costa that he can do
it in the areas where I don't garden, so he
can do it on his lawn because he maintains that,
but not in the places that I weed.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
I hear you, because don't if he's if he's you know,
just just willy nearly spraying over the top of the
plants and things, there could be a certain bouquet that
comes with it. But if he peels the maltz back
and puts it down straight on the soil, puts the
malts back over the top, he's injecting a valuable nitrogen
(27:26):
source and it won't offend you because it will go
down into the soil and it won't be leaving that
that fragrance touches the.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Soil and then comes inside and touches me.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Cost No, well, look, I reckon that question for somebody
else is talk about the gardens.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
I don't care about anybody else. When he thinks about me,
I touch myself. You know, I don't even know if
he washes his hands when he comes out of the
lou anyway. Yeah, you know, we're probably opening up a
serious can of worms there. But I think from the look,
(28:17):
the best therapy is horticulture therapy. I think the more
time you let him spend in the garden, even if
it's having a week, he's going to come back grounded.
Speaker 15 (28:29):
He does actually help.
Speaker 9 (28:30):
Laughing more loving.
Speaker 16 (28:31):
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
More ween outside gun washed penis hands as.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Virginity is Costa and were outside. Everyone long live the
outdoor way. Cost of your A Legend.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
You can see Costa hosting garden Ning Australia seven thirty
Fridays on the a VC Your A Legend cost
Wards.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We frequently prank your dad on the show so much,
and I think because we prank dad so so much,
we've got to get elaborate and really think hard and
plan hard.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
When we try and get him.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
So yeah, I think we've got a ripper in the
cannon right now. And it's been inspired by Katy Perry.
So I don't know if you saw this, but Katy Perry,
there are a whole bunch of a bunch of artificial
intelligence generated images of Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
At the Met Gala, fake photos, fake photos, and they
looked amazing, fake news to the point where people thought
Katy Perry was actually at the Met Gala.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Not just people.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Her mum saw a photo of fake her at the
Met Gala and was like, oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Anyway, she commented on this. Perry posted the photos to instreram.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The Ferry Sorry, BBC News, Sorry, should I call her kitty?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
She posted the fake photos and she goes, lol, Mum,
the AI got you too, ha ha ha an right,
So that's inspired me. Can I get my dad with
some artificial intelligence? So this has kind of fallen in
my lap. Dad messaged me this morning, texted me this morning,
wanting some photos from a professional photographer who was at
(01:29):
a charity walk for Dementia Australia.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, okay, he texted me that this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So you and your dad have been on a charity
walk together for Dementia Australia.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He wants the shots, yes, and he reached out to
me this morning wanting to get those shots. At the
same time, I saw this Katie Perry store and was like,
oh my god, I sniffer prank. So basically I said
to Dad, Hey, Dad, I just reached out to Christine.
She's a contact a Dementi Australia. She said that the
photographer has this voice activated software that he uses to
(01:59):
send photos out to people.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I don't really get it, but.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I've passed on your number and I think you'll get
a call either today or tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Jesus rows And if you don't really get it, he's
read that, so he's in it easy and panic. So
he's been waiting by his phone since you sent this message. Yes,
waiting for the computer audio generated photo sharing software.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I mean it sounds like the terminator is coming for him.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
So I've spent We've spent a long time this afternoon,
like scripting lines for this robot to say to dad
to embarrass him.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
So this is what the robot's going to sound like.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Hi, welcome to All smiles photography. Press one to request photos. Wow,
Press two for all other requests.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, So we're going to get him in subtly, right,
and then I'm just going to start getting the robot
to ask really random questions to embarrass him like this.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Okay, and what animal best describes your face?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
What animal best?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So the whole gist is the software is trying to
figure out who he is, so then the software can
send the photos of him to him.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Right, so he knows there's a thousand So basically there's
thousands of photos that have been taken at the march.
The point of this software, yes, is for him to
try and describe the photos that he's in. Yes, Oh
my god, I mean, you know, I love breaking your dad,
but it's ridiculous. No, I felt sorry for him. That
(03:25):
voice is so good.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
He's going to fall for a fingers crossed here we are.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Hi, Welcome to all smiles photography. Press one to request photos,
Press two for all other requests. Please say what event
you are requesting photos from.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Oh hi, it's Steve Whitelaw. I was at Dementia Walk
and we had a chat. You knew me from Colin
Sim's day and I was just wondering whether there are
any photos that could be could be yeah, of interest,
you know you're thinking photos of great order and myself
(04:08):
and all that and Boddy. So yeah, just an inquiry,
that's all. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Are you requesting photos from the Dementia Australia Memory Walk
and jog? Yes, okay, great. Please see your name and
email address where you would like the photos sent.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
It's Stephen Whitelaw and my email address is email dot com.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Did you say Steve Whitelock with the email address at
email dot com? Yes, okay. Could you please describe yourself
so we can identify your photos.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
I'm I'm known to the photographer, and I'm a tall,
tall person about six this seven years old.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
We were unable to identify you from this description. Could
you be more specific?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
I'm seventy years old, broad shoulders, and I was at
Dementia Australia and I was with my granddaughter and son.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Thirty seven people match that description to help the system
match you, which celebrity. Do you look most alike.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Which celebrity do I look so? Oh? I'm very broad shoulders,
I'm six foot three and a hair I have got hair.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
We almost have a perfect match. What is your most prominent.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Feature broad shoulders?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Okay, and what were you doing in the photos?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
I was holding my granddaughter, Remy.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Great Just a few more questions. Were you eating a
child's biscuits?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Yes? I was about one stage. Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Would you say you look constipated when you smile?
Speaker 9 (06:20):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Did you look like a stereotypical baby boomer? For example?
Were you wearing jeans and runners?
Speaker 10 (06:30):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (06:30):
I was.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
Dad.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
We got you again, Steve. It's will and what I
cannot believe.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I cannot believe it. This is the lowest point of
our relationship.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Broad shoulders, I've got hair?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Oh wow, that is just so when they have to
be computation, think that penny dropped.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Would you say you look constipated when you smile?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Oh? That was just too much.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And you admitted to stealing Remy's biscuits as well?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Well, you didn't give the labs to yah. We were
hanging over the leb.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
You know Hymn's worth. But I thought about.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
That's one of the best pranks.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Boy, from someone we've pranked about fifty.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Seven times, You've got the right sample size.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
If I go anywhere now, I'm even just going to
the supermarket. I suspected the cashier is probably a setup
for it's a prank or something. I don't trust anyone anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hey, we found out that there's there's a new episode
of Bluey that's apparently a real tear jerker for all
sorts of reasons.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Adults crying, kids crying. I imagine kids are taking days
off school.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I think it's pretty hectic. I think Bluey dies no,
And I think it's a crucifixion, which is wild, which
is wild for a dog, an animated dog. Hectic. But
they wanted to they wanted to put it in a
different genre. And if you're going to do.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It, traumatic, bloody death, and I think that's what it's
clever from there, clever kids show. Let's let's crack in
to which kids shows gets you? Jordan on thirty one
six five, George, Hello.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
What what? What scene as an adult still makes you cry?
Speaker 11 (08:35):
It would be the one in the first Shrek movie
where Shrek is storming back to his swamp and he
pretty much tells Donkey to just go away and friends.
But then when you realize, you know, in the movie,
he's got track and for your owner, that's like all
he needs, Like you don't need the whole world.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Remember the message relation, Yes, I love that. Great example.
Great example, great example. Got a Christian here and Christian
that is sad, isn't it? Can I at the start?
Can I stay with you? It's he's so pathetic in
the modern I'm making waffles. Yeah, it's like, you know,
(09:19):
sund Christian. What this show got here?
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Mate?
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Hey? Boys?
Speaker 12 (09:25):
So it was how to Train Your Dragon to.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Oh these ones get you?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I go on?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
What's the moment?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
So there's two moments in the movie that always bring
a tear to my eye. There's one where the main
character's dad gets reunited with his wife that he's thought
has been dead for like eighteen years.
Speaker 14 (09:45):
And yeah, she saying like, you know, yell at me,
you know, say something, And the only thing he can
say is that she's as beautiful as the day that
he lost her.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh wow, really good.
Speaker 12 (09:58):
And then subsequently, probably half an hour later in the movie,
the dad gets killed.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Oh wow, Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
For anyone who has had that pen for their midnight
midweek movie.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It's worth watching even if you know now the story Jess, Jess,
what made you cry? What kids movie or TV show
made you cry?
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Toy story, three, toy story.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
The furnace? Is that what we're talking about?
Speaker 15 (10:28):
The very very end when Andy Hant's over his toy
to Bonnie.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yeah, and he drives away like that's right in the field.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I feel like there's a number of Really, there's also
a really wonderful conversation between Jesse and Woody right at
the end of that movie, which always made me cry
as well.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
It was really hectic. It's always very.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
This is Jesse, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole West.
Speaker 15 (10:53):
She loves creators, but none more in her best pal
bulls Eye.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
That seemed like a happy anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Let's go to Morgan because he's explaining his toys to
another kid.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Sorry that he's explained.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He's like that, I'm too old for these now, this
is what this is how you play with them?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
The ball picked it up.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Morgan him Morgan, Kid's movie that made you cry.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Conceptually, these can be hard to understand. In the film yeah,
did you just say up.
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Yeah and up yeah. The first ten minutes that movie
had like no dialogue at all. It shows you the
relationship for the main character and his wife, and they're
like kids and growing up together and they can't fall pregnant,
and then you know, by the end of it, she
sadly passed away.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
There he is all alone and grumpy in.
Speaker 16 (11:41):
His house and everything, and it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Is but it needs it because it gives him so
much texture.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's hard to get through the first ten.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
You just struggled with the first ten.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't think I'll get I don't have the strength.
I was crying ten minutes into a film. It's like,
you don't usually cry this early? Yeah, how am I
going to sit through this for another?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
For me, that's just paid it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Like, if they've got me crying in the first ten,
I'm like, who could they? You know, just bring over
the suffering truck and just dump it on me.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Let's go to Loretta on.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, that's why, that's why I like art. I
realized that recently human suffering Loretta on thirty one and
sies talk to me what kids?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
She always gets you a.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Small anna when she goes into a little boat and
the grandmother passed.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
Away, and then you see the spirit come around her
and oh god.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There was spoiler there as well for everyone who had
that pend in Fridges in that movie.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
So Grandma dies and comes back happy.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You're all dying to know what did this woman at
the pizza shop pull out of her pocket?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let me quickly give you the specs if you've just
joined us. I go to the local pizza shop.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And I'm ordering a pickup or a takeaway, whichever way
you whatever word you use there, right.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I trot itering a takeaway but you're picking up.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, that's that's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I get through my order, okay, and then the woman
pulls something out of her pock.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
You can do it over the phone.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So I tried to call and I couldn't get through.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
So I had to a very old school way. I mean,
unless you've got a lot of time on your hand. No, no,
I was calling.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I couldn't get through, So I boot it up and
I got out there.
Speaker 11 (13:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Right, anyway, the woman.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Had been good pizza. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, I had a friend coming over and I was like,
you've got a whole they do they do with my dietaries?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Really?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Well, I honestly I don't have any choices with pizza anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Will you're missing the point here. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I get to the end of my order.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
And I honestly I had to audibly laugh when I
saw what she pulled out of her pocket.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
She pulled out a walkie talkie the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
For the last thing. I'd expect. Well, that's fair. Last
she did the last thing.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
The kitchen was three and a half meters away.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
She decided to walky talkie the kitchen, and I saw
the chef pick up a walkie talkie three and a
half meters away.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I think, will saving paper. A lot of people would
put it on a docket and would get printed or.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Walk just she's dealing with you, walking with your telling
you know what any onion, carrot, garlice.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, the order was done, The order was done.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Walk three meters and go on past the message to
the chef. I think, Will this woman.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Hates so she radioed in your whole order.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yes, I was watching the I couldn't believe it unless
they're having a fight or something.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I don't know, but she used to walk three meters
now is that outrageous? I think it's quite clever. I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I think she hates walking more than anyone in Australia.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Did she say like over, No she didn't. I was hoping.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I was hoping she'd call the chef like eagle or something.
There was no military chat.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It was very very walky talkie chat.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I think she hates walking more than anyone in Australia.
But I would love to be proven wrong. Right now
on thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
What do you mean my hate walking?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I mean, do you do something in your life to
eliminate any walking. I'll give you an example by fiance mim.
She truly hates walking. Really, she will drive. When we
go to car parks, she will drive. I'm being deadly
serious here. I've been in the car driving around a
car park for thirty minutes before because she refuses to
take a car park that isn't the one at the
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door of the place she's trying to go.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Wow, she hates hate to walk.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You will McMahon day one, when we got back from holiday,
I mean the slightly longer weekend at Easter. You refuse
to walk through you refuse to walk to the other
side of the building, and you demanded that a producer
go and fetch you a tea bag from from a.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Room that was a little bit too far away.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, that was on principle because they should have pipmin
tea in her kitchen as well.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
You hate walking, I know.
Speaker 12 (15:51):
Well.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Another final one from me.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
When I was a child, when I played PlayStation in
the front room of my house, I thought the toilet
was too far away, so I.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Would we in the heating ducts.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I hated walking thirteen one o six five. Do you
think you hate walking more than this woman at the
pizza shop?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
More than Will McMahon?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And what do you do to avoid it? Thirteen one
and six five? Because you love walking, that's not your
favoriting in the world. For me, you go out of
your way for a walk like some We're going somewhere
I'll be You'll be like, mate, can we just park
a few blocks back, even though we know there's parks
closer to it, because you just want to smell the air.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Who knows what we'll see on the way. You know
it's the journey. Let's go to Daniel here, Daniel, your grandfather,
what lengths. Good afternoon. What legs have you gone to?
Not to walk? Mate?
Speaker 17 (16:37):
I've trained my dog to get my TV remote formation that.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Is, so what do you What do you have to say?
What's the command?
Speaker 17 (16:44):
LEXI? Give me the remote and she grabs the remote
wherever it is, she'll sniff it out and she just
brings it to me.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
On from but hanging on, surely it's on the same spot?
Or do you challenge her? Are you putting it in
difficult places?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Deliberately?
Speaker 11 (16:58):
No?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
Well, at the start, decide I had to, so I
should get the use because sometimes it's in the creases
of the couch.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
She sifts it out. What sort of dog is Lexi?
Speaker 17 (17:08):
She's she's a kvoodal.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Danel clever Daniel, Daniel, would you be open to me
coming to your house? Apologies for inviting myself over, but
I come to your house. I hide your remote somewhere
in the house and we see if your dog can
find it.
Speaker 17 (17:21):
You know, if you do that, I'll make you a
big play off.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
Oh you're on now, Daniel.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Unfortunately, what he is allergic to garlic and onion, so
he has a plate of to bully. I'm competitive, I'm
still down. I like going off of though. That's awesome. Yeah,
to make it impossible for the.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Dog, I put it in the duney, isn't He's gone?
Ian Ian, this is your sister hates walking?
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Yes, my sister hates walking. She used to get in
her torrgo van and drive two doors down the road
to have coffee with her friend.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Bloody outrageous. That is absolutely my dad. Once there was
there's a supermarket down the road from him and Dad.
I don't know how this happened, but he reckons. He
chose to drive once. It's a it's a two minute walk.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
He chose.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
He chose to drive once, and he couldn't find a
car park and he didn't want to go back home,
so he ended up parking further away from.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
The supermarket then he was when he started. Now in him,
we've got two Steves who have called.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
We've got Steve number one here.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah, Hi guys, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Go I mate, you hate walking?
Speaker 13 (18:29):
No, it's it was actually dead God bless his heart. Yeah,
he would have a car a ski beside his bed.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh wowow wow.
Speaker 13 (18:42):
So he could have a drink and wouldn't have to
go get up to the fridge during.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
The night in bed during the night.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well, they just woke up at two o'clock and was like, God, wouldn't.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Mind, Yeah, it go I want to be I'll just
get one out of the eski and have a drink.
But he also had a bucket beside his bed.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Yeah, so he didn't have to get up and go
to the toilet. Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Wow, chamber pot, chamber pot, it works, Steve unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Wow, what a guy was he there? Sorry? I was
going to say one, Steve number one. Was he married
during all this? Does he have a partner?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah, my mum she put up with that for a while.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, she cleaned the bucket for him. Did she clean
the bucket?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Steve?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
He had to empty his own bucket.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Got to draw the line somewhere, To draw the line somewhere,
I reckon, Steve.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Now, Steve number two, what do you do, Steve number two?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
The restaurant Stringbell was really busy, crowded. It's hard to
get the attention for the waitresses. I don't I get
up and wander around the restaurant. Give him I actually
ring the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Massive fight in my house at the moment, will over
cellar or dungeon.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
No, I'm putting that into a dungeon.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I'm putting that down for at least a week because
it fires me up. You know, there's something else that's
I feel like this disagreement in my household has just
been bubbling away. I'm gonna say for the last two years.
Oh wow, So I'm pretty I'm pretty sure you know this.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I love to take a nature wi.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yes, I do know that.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I thought there was I think it's I think it's
water saving. I just think it's nice to get out
there in fresh air, take a Wii in the garden
in the breeze. There you're saving water, and it's also
more convenient. It's a shorter walk to get outside and
take away than to walk to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
So I wei in nature, will you?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Previously though, this started out is because you didn't want
to fight in the house.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
That's how it started.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
So previous partners of mine, who I wasn't passing wind
in front of I would say I'm just ducking outside
for a week, and I'd go on fart outside so
they wouldn't hear that. And then I realized in this
period of time that oh wow, ween, outside is delightful,
like dogs must like love it.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
It's just good though, like it kills the grass.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Well, that's my partner's argument, and she joins us on
the phone right now. Ah so, mim, you you've made
it very clear to me that you are very anti
me ween in the garden.
Speaker 15 (21:26):
Well, I just don't understand. We have toilets. It makes
no sense.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Well, it does make sense because it's actually more convenient
to just walk outside rather than walking all the way
to the bathroom and.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
All, like we live in a castle, like we're literally
like our toilet is pretty much the same distance.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, okay, garden, it's it's a slightly smaller distance to
the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
And also, Mim, I'm saving water.
Speaker 15 (21:50):
No, but you know my biggest argument here, and I.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
Feel like we will definitely back me up on this.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
I'm the one who does the weeding in the garden,
and so I'm constantly eating, and then I'm basically just
like handling like you're your Like that's like the basis
of it that I'm upset about. And then the other
time you took a pee in the tree and then
I went outside straight after and didn't realize and I
was all wet on my hair, and then you let
me know that that was actually Piers.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Wow, that was one time. That was one time.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
Did you how many times that happened and you not
tell me?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
No, Okay, it kills the garden as well. Okay, i'd
like to point out, well, okay, drinking filtered water.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I'm not sure that it does kill the but I'm
detecting from your tone here that you're on mim side.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
My dog's not allowed to wear in our backyard. What, Yeah,
do take it to the natures nighbor's trip.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, you take it.
Speaker 17 (22:41):
If you want to do that, you can do that.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, I take it. I take it in Mike and
Mandy's nature strip.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Do Mike and Mandy know that? No, we're calling Mike.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
And it's really annoying.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You know, when you guys got a beautiful garden. Now
I've seen it's absolutely starting it. It's annoying when you
know it's my dog. She doesn't know that she's doing that.
You know that you're killing your own garden.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
But I think the disagreement here is that I don't
think it is killing the garden. I think I'm a healthy,
thirty five year old human man, and I think those
plants would actually be rejuvenated from the nutrients that I'm delivering.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Maybe if I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Away out of vituplements you take, they might get a
lot of that.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Exactly, I have very healthy YearIn now. Look I don't
have the research though, I'm not a gardener. But right
up next, we are going to be joined by the
host of Gardening Australia, Costa Georgi Artes.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
The show airs ABCA Friday seven thirty. We've got to
go to a song up next to man.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
If he says it's healthy for the garden, will you
allow me to weigh outside?
Speaker 16 (23:44):
I will find him. I will hurt him.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
He's a lovely guy. Costa is a lovely guy.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Don't hurt cost anyway.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
We've got to go to a song.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Right up next, Costa, the host of Garden in Australia,
will join us.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
People who are married slash in a relationship with a
man who enjoys a bush week.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I don't wanted to us have a go at men here.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
By the way, there might be women that are waning
in their garden as well. Let's not make this a
gender debate.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
But in our household, me and my partner.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
I am the outdoor where Mim joins us on the
phone right now, Mim, if people that just joined us,
you're obviously very against the idea that are wei in
the garden.
Speaker 15 (24:22):
Yeah, and I don't think that that's like unheard I
think anyone.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah, you were within your rights.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
But I do believe as well that you and Will's
main argument here is that by me, a very healthy,
nutrient rich thirty five year old human is actually destroying
the garden by weaning in it.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
And I fell my client, Sorry, Mima, you don't mind me.
My client fel like I feel like, well, now we
run a team together. My client's also best that you
also urinated in wei in trees, which she has walked
in subsequently and had urine in her hair.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Well, I had to put that out there.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
That's a strong argument there, wo on a mass and
that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, no, but that's that's reckless of you to be
walking through trees, I would say.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
The man who can answer this question though, about the
health of the garden if it is hit with nutrient
rich urine is Costa, the host of garden in Australia
seven thirties.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Costa. Hello, I'm gonna.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Say I'm just yeah, okay, that's better.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, we're you just take you away outside.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
I thought, I've got to be true to the story.
I better have a quick week, and that way I'm
really in the space. Otherwise I could just be commenting
on just a conversation topic. So no, not a problem maker.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Got to try before your comment. I love that cost
you take your job very very seriously. Now, firstly, kind
of say mate, I've always been a massive fan of
your work.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm a massive fan of you, so it is lovely
to meet you. But give pleasure if we can cut
down to brass tacks here. Mate, you've heard the argument
between me and my partner I have.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Where do you stand?
Speaker 9 (26:03):
Oh, look, do I need to speak? I think it's
a it's a given that you know nature. This is
you know, when nature calls. People say that, oh, when
nature calls. When nature calls, we need to deliver. We
don't want to put it into a system and take
it miles away. When if we have a garden. Yeah,
you know, soils, so many of our soils are so
(26:27):
nitrogen deficient, and we have this wonderful resource. As you said,
you know that that can be, you know, freely added
to the garden. But you know, everyone talks about the
wonderful needs of a lemon tree having a bit of
a wee, So I think it's more than more than
a valuable addition to every garden.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Mim.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Would you like to say anything to Costa?
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Mim, you're killing me here, you're killing me. Can we
maybe make a rule then, Costa that he can do
it in the areas where I don't garden, so he
can do it on his lawn because he maintains that,
but not in the places that I weed.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
I hear you, because don't if he's if he's you know,
just just willy nearly spraying over the top of the
plants and things, there could be a certain bouquet that
comes with it. But if he peels the maltz back
and puts it down straight on the soil, puts the
malts back over the top, he's injecting a valuable nitrogen
(27:26):
source and it won't offend you because it will go
down into the soil and it won't be leaving that
that fragrance touches the.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
Soil and then comes inside and touches me.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Cost No, well, look, I reckon that question for somebody
else is talk about the gardens.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
I don't care about anybody else. When he thinks about me,
I touch myself. You know, I don't even know if
he washes his hands when he comes out of the
lou anyway. Yeah, you know, we're probably opening up a
serious can of worms there. But I think from the look,
(28:17):
the best therapy is horticulture therapy. I think the more
time you let him spend in the garden, even if
it's having a week, he's going to come back grounded.
Speaker 15 (28:29):
He does actually help.
Speaker 9 (28:30):
Laughing more loving.
Speaker 16 (28:31):
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
More ween outside gun washed penis hands as.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Virginity is Costa and were outside. Everyone long live the
outdoor way. Cost of your A Legend.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
You can see Costa hosting garden Ning Australia seven thirty
Fridays on the a VC Your A Legend cost
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