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July 12, 2024 • 31 mins
  • Kings Of The Rings
  • Freedom Friday
  • Rats Are Getting Bolder
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Woods. We are on a quest to become the lord's
Kings of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Mira Max are not allowing us to clas the Lords
of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Every time I go for it? Come on, come on, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
They can't own the word lord. I guess when you
follow with off the rings?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, will anybody are?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So we're making a treasure trove of old engagement rings.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Big question, just real quick?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, go on, far off. No, we can't say lord.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Do you think when Peter Jackson wrote Lord of the Rings?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I didn't write it?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
When JR?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
When Jaya Tok m Yes wrote the Lord of the Rings?
Do you think beforehand I really stopped speaking? She he
you're joking?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
He do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
He?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
In?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Like a brainstorm was like.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Can I just be a little bit careful?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is my favorite?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
All careful? Well you've been curious. It's curiosity. Do you
think it was thrown around in a brainstorm beforehand?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Should I call them the Kings of the Rings? M
because there's a nice rhyme?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, No, because there's a store Like if you really
want to get into it, this.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Is well you shouldn't and you butchered it. How dare
you it's always like me saying to you, Oh, do
you reckon that Bruce Willis struggled to get into the
black coat while he was playing Neo in the Matrix. Yeah,
you would have died.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Bruce Willis did not play that.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's what I'm saying, Oh, yes, that's what you just
did with Jr.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Told sorry, yep, no, fair have been angry. I'm there,
I'm there, and I'm putting it down.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Can we get back to getting some engagement rings, because
that's what this is all about. Absolutely, at the end
of the day, Tolkien to one side, Peter Jackson to
one side, Bruce Willis, and to one side. We are collecting.
We are collecting old engagement rings. So if you have
an old engagement from a past relationship, just gonna give
a call Fur six five and we can help you

(02:10):
get rid of that thing.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'm still married to him, but the diamond kept on
falling out of it fell out three times and I
felt like it was curse.

Speaker 8 (02:19):
And we got a new one. It says a gold ring.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
We take it.

Speaker 9 (02:22):
It's a wedding ring from my marriage, four kids between us,
and fourteen years later after the WARCE I'm thinking, yeah,
I don't need it anymore.

Speaker 10 (02:30):
It's time boys.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
We've been septimated for twenty years. He was the one
that cheated, So if he wants to divorce, he can
pay for it.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Sarah, And you know what to really pay him off.
If you gave us the old engagement ring.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
I will do that one hundred percent.

Speaker 11 (02:45):
When I was sixteen, I got into my first serious relationships.
He proposed when I was twenty one, I was very
studentous with the worst decision ever. He cheated on me
with one of my friends. A white gold ring. It's
a little diamond, got diamonds on the band.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Inside of it.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
We'll take it another those machines years ago where you
put the twenty cent then I reckon, that's what it
came out of.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You got it out of a gumball machine.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Well I did it, but I think he did.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
We'll take it pat And we didn't take that last
one desperate. We didn't take that last But.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
They're coming in a bit of a bit of a
missmach or mixed match as to the quality of these rings.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let's go to Glenda here on thirteen one and six f.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
First off, Glennda you're in with a running to win
a trip to la But you've got a ring for us.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Also, I do have a ring.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
It's not an engagement ring. It's the first anniversary ring
because the engagement ring disappeared when he.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Went I took back the engagement ring.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Well, I'm assuming he took it because I don't know
where it is.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I I dog so back on this anniversary ring though, Glenda, Yeah,
is that is that high quoal Well.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
I assume it's not super super expensive because you never
did super super expensive. But it's it's rubies and diamonds.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's only little but worth something.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Rubies will take it, Glen, if you're willing to part
with it.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh, thanks Maes, Glenda, Thanks Glenda.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
God, that guy sounds like a knob.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I mean like this has been the under like the
dark underbelly of this segment.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Really he found her engagement yeah, after cheating. Yeah, and
that is young and I dare say he regifted it.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, we can't say that. It's weird that we've got
those proud.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Trumpets playing under you saying that. But let's go to
let's go, let's go to Lauren six five Lauren. Oh, yes,
Lauren your back. So Lauren, Okay, Lauren, you are back
in a big way. You've got a ten thousand dollars
engage ring.

Speaker 12 (05:01):
Yeah, I know you really want it, don't you.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well, of course the treasure Lauren, and you can hear
all these beautiful, generous people calling up giving is the engagements.
We're obviously going to do something nice with them, something
good with them, something What are.

Speaker 12 (05:13):
You going to do with them? What are you actually
going to do with the.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Few ideas floating around at the moment, and what are they?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, there's nothing concrete yet, Lauren.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Also, how do we know what to do with them
when we don't know how much you know, dollar worth
that we've got?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know what I mean, Lauren, it's so much fun.

Speaker 12 (05:30):
Are you going to make yourself a crown or something?
Can be like.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Idea at all a bad idea. Yeah, that's not a
bad idea. We'll definitely think about that. That that's that's
a good one.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
But you know what's a crown without a ten thousand
dollar diamond on the top of it?

Speaker 12 (05:45):
The question, Yeah, I know that's too bad.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hey, so you're not willing You've got.

Speaker 12 (05:50):
To convince me, No, not really I had to look
at flights. Flights are not even that expensive to l a.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, we're not give your trip to La Mate. But look,
I'm hey, Lauren, I'm having a look at the showcase
right now and win the woody and what we can
I'm gonna be honest that Look.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Do we have a spinal aze pillow there?

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Now we're out of the spinal asers. I had pillows, Lauren.

Speaker 12 (06:17):
You can offer me a pillow.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
We can offer you, we can off you wait for it, yeah,
spinal ase pillow. Yeah, wait for her one hundred dollars
Red Rooster voucher. It's pie time thanks to Red Rooster's
new Chicken and Graby Pie.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
In collaboration with four.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
And and Daddy Earth does mate and only six of
these left.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
A will and Woody mrk gee.

Speaker 12 (06:47):
So I could actually have a cup of tea and
look at you guys while I drink my tea in
the morning.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Exactly, you could exactly.

Speaker 12 (06:54):
Wow, that is for.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Your don't answer us now. Don't answer us now. Obviously
have a thing on a big decision. Yeah, I'm sure
I call your parents or whatever you need to do. Yeah,
we'll speak to you on Monday.

Speaker 12 (07:10):
Yeah, Okay, I'll speak to you on Monday. All right,
I'll sleep on it.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, yeah, out of my mouth, all right, Lauren.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Thanks mate, we'll speak to you on Monday.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I have a lovely weekend. Turn the fader off. Hey,
she is classic? Right up next, apparently Biden. President Biden
called Kamala Harris, who's his vice president? Vice President Trump?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, and he called the Ukrainian president president putin.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're having a bad day, as bad as sleepy sleep.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't think he even knows. He won't even remember it.
Don't worry. Don't you know that speech you just gave. Speech?
I thought we're having a tea party. Hey, every single
Friday afternoon, woulds we get to take over the radio
with the ideas that we actually want to put on
this show. Yes, which is just a gift because you know,

(08:28):
we've got producers. But they're out there that they're meant
to make the ideas better. But I think they're just
getting a bit of a power trip. We pitched them
ideas and they just enjoy.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Throwing a lot of them in the bin. Sure, Sure,
it's painful. We pitched thousands of ideas every week, and
we only often on the end up with you know,
three of them on the show throughout the week.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
So today it's our opportunity on a Friday to pitch
the ideas we actually want to do without the producers interfering.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So I'll throw it in there straight away. I don't
know how good this is, just I've just thought of it.
Did you have a bigger hell than Joe Biden today?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah? Well, not bad.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Chuck it in there, chuck it in there.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
That's on the fly baby, Yeah, I mean that's that mind.
That's a radio brain.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You guys just heard that radio brain, because what happened
was I heard will you talk about that story? And
then I was went, hang on a second, how can
I turn that into a you know, a call in bit?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Bang, I like it.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
What about just speeches thirty one and six five? Ship?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's good as well.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's that's two radio brains on the fly there, guys,
it's just straight magic.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
That's you just go speeches.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What happened? What about thirty one and six five? Did
you call someone Vladimir Putin? Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't mind that those calls it could broaden it.
Did you did you call someone the wrong name God,
Oh wow, and how long?

Speaker 11 (09:43):
Four?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Sorry, that just got some heat.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
There you go, there's the follow up.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, well yeah, I've been calling my son Lucky. He's
a live his name's John. Take that call, would take
that call?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Pain that we are churning out right now, guys are
getting a that's that's free. That's that's free. Normally we
only do that for the commercial radio school. Now I
have got another one here though. Now this is something
that happened earlier in the week. So l J currently
Captain poop Pants is away. Everyone should know that. So
LJ is in charge. Okay, we all know l J.

(10:19):
She's the woman with the Jordie accent. All right, say something, LJ.
Hello you the button's working all that's her paging and
on the intercom. Just there, guys. And I don't know
whether it's just because it's you know, you know, her
first run in the big boy pants, but she you know,
she was out there taking calls wielding the intercom.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
Can I wear girl pants?

Speaker 9 (10:41):
Please?

Speaker 5 (10:41):
No, absolutely not. It's a man's world, ljot.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm just gonna say I'm not involved in that one,
but that's all will.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Now, she was trying to use. She was trying to
use the intercom, women staring at she was trying to
use the intercom earlier this week.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Now what you're gonna hear?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm gonna play some audio, she went, she was speaking
to me. I gave her some feedback, and then she
forgot to unmute herself or sorry, she forgot to mute herself.
Now there's some pretty naughty words in this, you guys
should know.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
But have a listen.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'll just ask them.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I've got plenty of calls here, I'll just pull them
all over.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, I'll just ask them anyway, Pie, I said, I've
got plenty.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's wild. That was wild.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
So that we'll talk about that more up next.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
But thirty one and six five, I'd love to hear
from some of you guys.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
When did you think you were muted?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:37):
When did you think you were still on mute?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Could have been on like a zoom meeting obviously the telephone.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, I had a Biden Mormon with the microphone.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
You it sounded like a lot like you called me
a piece of shit.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
I would never do that.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
He can carry on like that, though, Sometimes what he
can carry on like that?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Analy said? She called me a piece of shit behind
my bait before.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Unless you remember I'm still in charge.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Analyse Analse has she I cannot confirm, nor can all Right,
let's go to God. It feels like a Friday, isn't that? Sorry? Analyst?
I love you.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Nicole has called on thirty one.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And six five Nicole, Nicole and Nicole, you are in
the running to go to La very exciting could be you.

Speaker 13 (12:27):
By I'm so so, so so so excited. I would
just make my day.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
But you've also got a story for us.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
When did you think you were meeting?

Speaker 13 (12:35):
Okay, so I was in a musical and I was
not a lean character. I was, but I was a
minor character, and I was all miked up and I
forgot to turn my micros and I went to the
bathroom and one of the other girls was in there,
and we started talking trash about the producer of the musical,

(12:55):
and of course it came over the speaker and he
every single word that we said, and.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
And did he confront.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
You, No, But it was like it was stressed rehearsal.

Speaker 13 (13:09):
And when we came back out on the stage, he
just gave us glaring look. And I never in one
of his musicals again.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
In the Drawdan go to La. By the end of
the show things the call Shane's called.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
Shane, Hey, you going boys?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Very well?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Mate, we're talking about when you thought you were muted.

Speaker 10 (13:28):
Well, I thought I was on the phone to the boss,
and I thought I put the phone on mute, and
I was with the boys and we're going away that weekend.
So I was like, boy, he's watching his old Chuck
is sticking.

Speaker 14 (13:38):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
Anyways, the phone wasn't on mute.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Was it?

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (13:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And so at what point did he say that he
knew that you were pretending to chuck a siki.

Speaker 10 (13:48):
Well, I was talking to the boys for thirty seconds.
So then when I went back to the phone and
my boss was Lucky there, I'm like, yep, me And
then he's like, oh, well, who was talking to that?
I was just talking to the boys. Anyways, I didn't
go in that Friday, and I got called into the
office on Monday.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
He held it that long and then he revealed to
you on Monday that he heard you saying you were
chucking a fake siki.

Speaker 10 (14:13):
Well, I had the thrown away from me, so I
couldn't actually hear him if he was actually saying something,
so it was away from me.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Good on your shame.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You're the rain to go to LA. Make congratulations. Great
to hear from you. Everyone else that gets on the
show within the next tournaments is going to l A.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Goes in the running to go to LA. That now
that's a close call.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
That would have been wild, that would have been pandemonium.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
So the New York mayor this week said, rats are
getting bolder, they are no longer run away from you.
My question thirteen one oh sixty five. Has anyone else
noticed that rats are getting bolder? Bold rats, bold rats?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
What you're gonna do?

Speaker 12 (14:53):
What you gonna do.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
When they want to run from you? Bold rats, bold rats?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
What you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
What you gonna do when they will for you? Very
happy with that. I'm obviously very very happy with that.
So I can relate. I don't just don't comment because well,
what people.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Don't know is that's a half that's a half hour job.
You were in that booth for a very long time.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I booked calendar things with our audio producer.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I block out half an hour and he's like, mate,
surely we don't need half fro. I'm like, yes, we
do need filters, et cetera. Anyway, bold rats, bold rats.
I had an interaction when my brother and I lived together.
There was a rat that we used to call Gary.
Who would remember Gary, he'd scurry across the courtyard, so
you'd have a little fleeting experience with gazz of the rat. Okay,

(15:40):
we noticed as we started living there longer that Gary
started getting bolder. So when we'd be watching the footy,
Gary would come out into the courtyard, stop and watch
the footy.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
A right bold rat? Who support bold rats?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Bold rats?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I assume the ds I see you in Melbourne because
that's what me and Tum would watch. Anyway, let's go
to Lee here on thirty one six five. Lee, have
you noticed that rats are getting boulder mate?

Speaker 14 (16:09):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Hello, Helee? You got a bold rat.

Speaker 14 (16:15):
This is Lee's son.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
This is Lee's son. What's what's your name? Lee's son?

Speaker 9 (16:21):
Banjo?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Banjo?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Have you had an experience with a bold rat? Banjo?

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yep.

Speaker 14 (16:27):
So it was last week on either Saturday or Sunday,
and we went to this golf club and my friend
and I were playing on We were playing on the
golf field and there was two bushes and a bold

(16:48):
rat went running from one one bush to another, and
I noticed that it didn't have any hair. It was
fully bold.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
It was a bold rat.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
United Ay Lines flies from Sydney and Melbourne to the USA,
with connections to more than two hundred and seventy destinations
across the Americas.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
We'll have Moody's Trivia Day to l a good afternoon.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Hey, it's Willing Morny. Hope you're having a great drive home.
That's right. Every single day this week we have sent
somebody to Los Angeles with a friend and spending money unbelievable,
and today's the last time that we've got a chance
to give that away. WOU So yeah, obviously we've got
some shit hot content to pump out onto the radios
on a Friday, but we thought, you know what, we'll
make it about you guys. We may as well get
as many people in the drawer as possibly can before

(17:43):
we sign off this week.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
So what we've just said then, though, is obviously people
have been calling our entire show. Everyone wants this prize, right,
but you've got to get through the producer. The producers
are the first ones that pick up the phone. They're
the ones that decide who gets on air, and we've
basically said to you guys, you've got to suggest something
to them to entertain us and do whatever there you know.
You can, you need to do sing, you can dance,

(18:04):
you can tell us a great story.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
I don't know about dancing, doesn't doesn't.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
We had a tap we did, We did, and we
had to give him the trip because he get on
the air. That's the t's and d's, but we prefer
less dances if possible, audible payoff is preferred.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, Alex, how would you like to entertain us?

Speaker 11 (18:22):
I just want to let you guys know that you're
the only boys in my life.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh wow, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
We appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well done.

Speaker 14 (18:29):
You draw.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Once you're on the head, so you need to do
it slightly sad for you, Maybe, Alex, boys can be beautiful.
David's called they can be. They can be. I think,
you know, boys get a bad name for themselves these days,
and then that whole tox mask thing going on, a
lot of them deserve it.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
But they know they definitely do.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
We're a couple of good's beautiful boys in the world.
Gorgeous boys.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
David's called that one.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
In six five Dave, you want to go to LA.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
I would love to go to.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
La entertainers, David.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I loved I love that. What dog were you David?

Speaker 14 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I could hear that.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I could hear it's about a human barking like a dog.
And Jenni, producer analyst does a good dog. She did
it the other day, gone bark in the microphone, gone,
shall you do it the other day?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's very sorry? Go again would be so good. I
thought it was joking. Yeah, that's unbelievable me, Davids was
not bad, but that is.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
You're in the drawer to go to l A. Nicoles
called on six five Nicole, la, Hey, hey mate, congratulations
you're you're in the drawer to go to l A
very very shortly. But entertainers, Well you're here. What are
you going to? Australia?

Speaker 11 (19:45):
I'd love to be Toddless in La on a red
double decker bus.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
What you're gonna Did you say that again, Nicole?

Speaker 5 (19:58):
No, I think we got it. Let's go to Lee
six five?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Did she say what I think she said?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
What's the matter with that?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Awesome Liams?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
The Women's World we're playing Katy Perry's do you One
woman's world very short.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I said that for a long time. It's Liam's called
Fellows here you Gallan good, Liambret Good.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
That's the way.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
I've got something news one right, I've got to ring
at home that I gave to my fiance on our
one year anniversary.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
No, why do you have it?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Why doesn't your fiance have it?

Speaker 8 (20:30):
Oh mate? Look, I asked her to marry me, so
that thing got taken off and put in the drawer
and it's been there ever since. So now she's got
the diamond on her finger.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
If you're just tuning in, we are collecting old and
unused engagement rings. Yes, we've currently got a treasure trove
of these things.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Fellows.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
One day to the list.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Than might be a personal question, but would you mind
sharing how much you paid for that?

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Oh mate? It was probably about five years ago. It
was probably somewhere around the six seven hundred buck mark
or something like that. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Not bad, that's a bit of interest. When he said
six or seven, I really hope that following that, we'll.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Take it, mate, We'll take all the rings. If you
go one in, it's up that we've got to draw
the trip.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Don't we do you get down to brass tacks up next?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh? I think so we've taken all the calls we
can for the show. I know next someone's going to
l A and despite all bribes and suggestions of breasts
on busts on busses, I should say we can only
the trip is totally impartial. Guys, how it's given away
Justice of the Peace, Resident Justice of the Peace. He'll

(21:45):
pick and push it. Tom, He's going to go outside.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
He's going to pick it during the song.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Truth, I'm not going to pick it. I'm going to
oversee the draw. What goes on, what goes on, there's
no pickings.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Trima Day to Hell.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
United air Lines flies from Sydney and Melbourne to the
USA with connections to more than two hundred and seventy
destinations across the Americas.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
So everyone who has been on air with us today
is currently sitting by their phone waiting for us to
reveal who has been randomly picked before.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
They've taken a lot of calls today as well.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
In a hot show, in a hot sharp if you've missed.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
It, but it's been a bloody hot show.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
It's been a bloody hot show because we've had many
great calls. We've had better call about a ball right
At one stage we.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Did so that that was a boy. Didn't get his age,
but I assume he was eight years old. He is
in the draw to win a trip to La pick
someone and spending money, but we also have some people
on the line. We only just put these guys in
the draw before we find out who the person is.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Who's one?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Alex? Why do you want to go to La? Why
does this mean so much to you?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well?

Speaker 7 (23:04):
It may watch me because I've never been overseas.

Speaker 12 (23:08):
I've been in this South Wales.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
And Queensland only and currently planning euro twenty twenty five.
But got no money?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, sure you're not, You're you're just dreaming about it,
all right, cool Alex, no passport, no money, but you're
twenty Europe.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
So Europe's on the cars. But why not slip in
LA before then?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
David have been news in Queensland very specific David, Yes, yes,
Why is this LA trip so important to you? Mate?

Speaker 12 (23:40):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Look, me and my partner have worked flat out for
a good five years with no holiday and I think
she did it and I certainly do true, so.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
That's a good reason Dave.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
We've got Nicole here. They didn't want to six y
five to Cole, why does it mean so much to you?

Speaker 11 (23:54):
It means so much to me because I'd love to
take my partner and be the big kids.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
We are taking him to you of Us and Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh be fun, it'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's Nicole, the woman on the bus.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
She yes, you know.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Liam's called on thirty one and six.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Five Liam, Liam, Liam? Why does the trip mean so
much to you?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Mate?

Speaker 8 (24:15):
Why wouldn't it mean anybody anything? To anyone? I want
to take me mum over there. She's never she's never
been on a she's never even been on a plane,
to be honest with you. She's never even been on
a plane, mate, And she would love to go to
La America. Has been always her dream and she's never
been able to go there.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh wow, that's awesome. My god. They're all really.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well outside of alex pre euro twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
It'd be a bit of fun. Do mind getting a
ten before I go to Europe? She's kind of discounted
herself a little bit. Hopefully she doesn't win. But at
the end of the day, though, Ven seems valid, absolutely
and his wife working like dogs for five years. Nicole
once to tour with her partner and hit those things
parts as well as the busses. Blady and Liam, I

(25:04):
mean his mum has never been on a plane.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
I mean, I hope Liam wins, don't you.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
That's a great story. It's a beautiful story if he
takes his mum on a plane for the first time.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Okay, that's a gorgeous story. But at the end of
the day, we cannot pick. We have no choice here
as to who wins the trip to.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
L I actually, guys, just behind the scenes here, we
needed a justice of the peace to every single day
had to oversee the drawer of the person. It had
to be totally random. What are you a justice of
the piece? You put up your hand and everybody agreed
that you you've got a rubber arm. You're far too
easily persuaded.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Do take bribes, have taken bribes?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
So you got canceled.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
So Button Bush and Tom, who is also a Justice
of the Peace, has kindly adjudicated all of the drawers
and he's overseen today's draw as well.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I have, and I can tell you that it's someone
that you've just spoken to go.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Geez hows that make you feel? Liam?

Speaker 9 (26:02):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (26:02):
Mate, that's over the bloody moon.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
So it's one.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
It's one in four between Alex David, Nicole and Liam.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah. I think Liam thought he just won, by the way,
but no, no.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Sorry, Liam, it's what you're You're a twenty five percent chance.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
To go.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Mom, fellas, I'm feeling lucky. Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, Nicole, where you at? Where's your head at? Nicole? Nice?

Speaker 12 (26:31):
Liam?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
You've won the chip, William? Why Liam?

Speaker 8 (26:38):
Are you taking the pie?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
You're going? Mate? Your mom's going on a plane for
the most.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Time, she's not. I'm driving home from.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Work now, made are you actually taking your mom? And
has she actually never been in a plane?

Speaker 8 (26:54):
I swear tot she's never been on a plane, and
she's going to be the first person I asked and
try and convince her to go about bloody place.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
And that is so so I love that, truly that
He's so good. God? How good is that?

Speaker 10 (27:07):
Oh God?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
How good is that?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
And you know you've got the perfect opportunities to your
mum up, given that she has never been in a plane.
When you pick her up in the tanks, you just
take like an oxygen tank. With you in the car,
I thought, you who, once you get up to altitude,
we're going back. Let's go back in time and going
back in time.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Are you telling me that you time machine? So well.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Earlier in the week you were telling us how you
used your child as a lure to human law to
become friends with Mission Impossibles Rebecca Ferguson Rex.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Sorry, I don't know. I'm not mates with her.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Rex. He is her name, and yes, I mean if
you didn't hear this. I did stay with her in
a hotel for a while. My partner was terrified though
that would make her feel awkward, so I wasn't allowed
to talk to her about Mission Impossible, despite the fact
that the waiter's name was Ethan, and nor was I
allowed to talk to her about the movie June or
June two, which she started in despite being surrounded by
white sand hills. It's a bloody pain in the ass boards.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
It was very, very hard sounds to merely you may
as well not have met her, because you've got none
of the benefits.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Anyway, that's fish.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
She's a beautiful person and I'm not as shallow as
you are.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Now, let's been incredibly boring anyway, Lenny quarters, and she
told us what she used her child as a lure.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
For Lenny, you used your child as a lure.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
We were down at the beach, had my young fellow
with us, and there was his Oh hotties. They weren't famous,
but oh my god, they may aswallow because there was
hot hell. So we decided, yeah, we were sending him
over there to play cricket with us.

Speaker 12 (28:40):
And it's like mom, mom, come here, like he called
us over.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
It's like, yeah, yes, good. You ended up finding a
babysitter and had a good night, you.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Know, big laugh.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Unfortunately went straight to a song there, Lenny joins us
on the phone right now again, Hello.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Lenny, Hey boys, Hey, going outstanding.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
So just so keen to hear what happened next there,
because firstly, can I just commend you for the ingenuity
of sending your child over to play some cricket with
some hotties as you described them. But so when you
did then start a conversation through the lure of your son,
what happened next, Len?

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Oh, look it was it was pretty good. I mean,
we were in the any bitty tiny bikinis, and they
were not very much themselves either back in that day,
you know, down in surfers. Yeah, yeah, just thought, well
we went from one place too across who used to
be Seawell. They used to have bands and all that
kind of stuff playing during the daytime.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Sorry, so you took the boys, the hot boys to
sea World.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Not see by itself, but we've been to where the
bands are all playing and all that kind of thing. Yeah,
there used to be a place once upon a time,
probably and maybe a bit before your time. But anyway, okay,
so yeah, then founder I decided, well this is you know,
going to end. Let's let's go. So we went off
to Melbourne on the park.

Speaker 12 (30:02):
Back then it was.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Upstairs and there was greyhand bustles or something rather downstairs.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Back then Melbourne was a great spot going.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yeah, it's a good yea. It used to be like
I hang out actually, but anyway, where are the children?
At this stage we uploaded them actually properly.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Actually, when do you say properly? What I was going
to say, what do you mean by offloaded them? Lenny?
Where are the children? If I can ask on behalf of.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Everyone from what we can remember, Seriously.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Jesus Christ, Len, where's your kids?

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Where did you put them?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
We did?

Speaker 7 (30:40):
We did have someone with us that was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
What a great woman, extraordinary women.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Have a wing woman somewhere.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
So the pregnant mate takes the kids and then you're
at Melbourne and then what happens Len.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
And what happens in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Lenny? Have you since told your kids that you know
they managed to help you engage in the beast with
two bags?

Speaker 12 (31:19):
Of course I do.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
I mean, yeah, I told my kids everything I wanted
to keep something.

Speaker 10 (31:24):
Yeah that was that?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Was that a one time thing, Lenny? Or was that
a multiple go to?

Speaker 7 (31:29):
No, we didn't have it as a common thing. But
one of one of my girlfriends, her brother used to
use her son and he'd take he'd take the sun
down the beach and he'd pick up with the chicks.
So that's actually where we got the idea song.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
No children were harmed, right.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
They weren't.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
I might have been made, but
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