July 15, 2024 • 41 mins
- Woody Has Set A Date
- Dragon Porn
- The Royal Tour
- Patrick Brammall
- Did You Cop An Ear Full
- Kings Of The Rings
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I've got no idea what this about. You're very excited,
slash nervous, no standing, No one knows what to stand out.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is one of those rare moments where I've had
to ask the.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Producers just to trust me, okay, and if I'm being honest,
I've lost that trust a number of times with things
I've done on this radio show. But thank thankfully they've said, bloody,
go for it, Woodie. Whatever you've got planned, just bloody
go for Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Great.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So basically, yes, I just want to tell you something, yes, okay,
but I kin'd of want you to figure it out.
So I've put something together outside and I'm just going
to bring that in right now.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Two seconds? This all by myself.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, you're bringing in a Describe what you're seeing?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh my god, so much going on here?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Describe? Describe to me what I'm holding here. Will you've
got a broom?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes, there's a paper plate with a smiley face on it. Yes,
And then attached to the brew head is a woman's
g string?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
What am I trying to tell you?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is the broom a womb? Broom?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What's a womb?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Broom A penis No, there's nothing about this, you know,
we put that down.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's not it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The broom has got the G string attached to it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Be a bit more think about it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
There's there's a G string string on a broom string broom,
broom string or broom G G broom.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You got a new car, G broom, G broom.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, what's this person?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A person G broom face face G broom.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anything G broom, G broom drop a letter G.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Boom, groom, groom. You're getting married broom one half.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Mim and I are getting married, yes, November this year,
and I wanted to ask you, as one of my
absolute best mates on this planet.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I was wondering if you'd like to be a groomsman.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh yeah, love me, thank you, Yes, give me get
over here and give me up.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's why I put together.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh that's a really weird way of asking me. It
was so nice. Yes, I love you.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I thought it was really clever.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's a G string which is actually Mims G string
by the way, I just snag that out of a
Nico draw today. G string on a broom groom. This
is a groomsman because it has a face on it.
Grooms men, I'm not getting that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't think he is. Anyone out there? Did anyone
get what he's asking me to be a grooms at
his wedding and he's walked in here with a broom
with a G string sticky taped to the top. Anyone,
did anyone.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Think I got groom?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I got groom?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You took a long time? No, I took a lot time.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That was reasonable. I think it was clever. I dreamt
of this last night. I thought it was brilliant. And
we're probably focusing on the wrong party.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm getting married.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's four months away.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That is really so, I know, what's the very stressed? Well,
we just you know what Mim and I like, we're impulsive.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yes, I do have a child to show for that
the best, the absolute best.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So we're just like we were half organizing it for
the last two years, but I've been engaged for a
long time. Yeah, we dipped our toe back in and
we're just like, bugger it, let's book it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Lest Where do you I mean in November? You just
you're just going to do it? Well, yeah, November four
months to organize the wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Four month. Yes, and MIM's going to take the brunt
of that work. If I'm being.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Honest, that is what I want get married.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She doesn't trust me with anything.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Be there on the day and all you had to
do was ask me to be grooms and you're locked
out with a broom of the g string on it.
So like that was good. I don't know what would
That was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I know if you're.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Put in charge of anything to do with and that
is you had one job. Go to work today and
ask me all to be a groomsman and up with
a stree on his stick.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I've done that with them. Yeah, yeah, I knock on
their doors with the broom and what is it? What
does this mean? It's gonna go viral on the tiktoks,
I reckon the new way to ask.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's awesome, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, Okay, you're getting married in a butter factory.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Obviously, I'm more of that as we get closer to it.
That's great.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Are you free on November two?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know yet, not sure. Obviously, would like to
be well.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'd like you to be as well, if that's okay.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Three days ago we went hey, should we think about
this whole wedding thing? And then I'm going to say,
an hour after we said let's think about it again,
we had booked November and locked in a date, and
then we were like.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Struth, are we going to be able to pull this off?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So the first thing, and I'm sure every single woman,
maybe some men as well listening there going like, oh
my god, you're outfit.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What are you going to wear on the on the
big day?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You're worried about it? Not at all?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But mim, you've told.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Me why you're not worried about that?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, we're not going to go into that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
There's no need to.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Why not, Well, I'm re wearing a suit that a
guy paid for for me when I was a groomsman
for him, which.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think is everyone just everyone, just that kitchen before
you told me that the kitchen before.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I was going to add a waistcoat, no wood.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
He so I need to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Buy a new suit? He doesn't, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm sorry he is using a suit that somebody else
bought for him. He's another point of contention. Him was
going through the budget of the big day, and I
was obviously just glancing the eye over it and having
a stress attack. And then she had their groomsman's suits
(06:20):
and had a figure next to it, and I was like,
I don't think I need to buy the groomsmen their
their outfits.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well I'm a groomsman, Yes you are. I will I
demand a suit. That's ridiculous. Well, you've been bought a
suit before, and then when I get married, I'll just
three years yours.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
That's the way I'm re wearing and you just need
to wear a black suit makeup on the day.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You will buy me a suit or I will be
in thongs and Mim will have a heart attack, so
you don't give.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
My beautiful heart attack because but so Mim actually called
a wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I am happy to go and buy my own suit.
That's fine. In fact, I own a tucks that'd be
a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Just wear that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You can't do that. Why we're getting married.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
What's the main issue with me wearing a suit that
I already own.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
It's your wedding day.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, it's a black suit.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Stop like, why would I buy a new black suit?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well it's kind of like, you know, why would you
do anything on the day that you're getting married? Because
it only happens once, probably the most special day of life.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, but you know it's her beautiful dad. I'd hate
to take away from the way because she looks something
special with a new snazzy suit that I buy.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So I'm just gonna wear an old classic.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think you need to buy a new suit, man,
I know I don't think so, oh you're not going
to do it now.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well, until this moment, I absolutely was not going to
be buying a new suit. But Mim had a bit
of a freak out because she called this dress store
and I just have no idea how long all this
stuff takes, and so she emailed actually the store, and
then they gave her a phone call and they were like, oh,
Imus Gibbs, I'm so sorry. I was just read in
(08:05):
the email. I think there was a typo there. You
said your weddings in four months.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And so Mim was like, yeah, that's and she was like, oh, okay,
most of our dresses you will not be able.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So the bit going on there, Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So the time, like getting married in four months is
genuinely insane.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Finding that out.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What do we often talk about men having a porn addiction,
And it's saying, do we often talk about it? Bothink
in society?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
We do?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Sure, you and I are not personally sure. It's not
the first item on the agenda in the elevator, that's
for sure. No, But that's the thing, you know, like
male porn addictions, one hundred percent, there's a problem there,
no doubt about that. But if you look at your
local bookshop, you will see the number one seller. And
maybe it's not that women aren't watching the porn, but
my god, are they reading it. And they're reading it
not just about humans. They're reading it about fairies and dragons.
(08:58):
And I don't know, me, I don't know what's going
on there. But I don't know whether there's a it
makes it more accessible. I don't know whether it spices
it up a little bit. But I was I was
hating Sem at the moment. Is read It's all she reads.
She reads the dragon porn front to back, NonStop. I
wake up in the middle of the night and there's
(09:18):
just the backlight of her cobo as she's lying there
just reading dragon porn till the wee hours of the morning. Totally,
it's ridiculous, and so.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Are you getting, you're getting a storyline in a fantastical world.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's exactly right, so obviously, and digital produce a kV.
She's she's read all of these, she's she's right into
them as well, so I said to her. And it's
called Fourth Wing, right kV.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, Fourth Wing?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And what's the other one called? There's another one that's
hot and happening. There's a lot, a lot, sounding a
bit sick.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Did you tell me once that you'd read these multiple times?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So the series called Throne of Glass, and that's my
favorite series of all time.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, yeah, it gets it's it's wild man. So they're
all reading them, including kV. I've got the synopsis here
from Range just so you know. I'll just read a
line from it. Give me that sexy music. Friends, enemies, lovers,
everyone has an agenda because once you enter, there are
(10:20):
only two ways out once.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You was that deliberately a bit of a sexual feel.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Once you enter there totally why let you go out
the same way you came in?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Who knows? Man? Who knows?
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Not?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
If there's a dragon involved? Am I right? Anyway? I
don't know a dragon. I don't know. I think look
to be honest, I think it was just quite a
clean synopsis of the book. But I was hanging out
at this drinks with Semmon the weekend. All the girls
there had also read, right this same dragon porn. They're
all reading it, and I was I was eavesdropping. I'm
gonna be honest, I was eavesdropping. They were all talking
(11:00):
about the fact that because of the dragon porn they
were reading, they were boiling the bratworst.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
More often I was working as a form of foreplay.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, no, they weren't reading it to their partner, no,
but like they were just like getting they were just
in the mood more often because of the dragon porn
that they were reading. They were all saying that it
was a thing they were feeling like constantly.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
More were they then disappointed when their partner wasn't a dragon?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Why didn't breathe some fire for me? Excuse me, where's
your tail? To be fair, like, just to just to
be like, we might be breaking some codes here. There's
no people sleeping with animals in the books. I'm not
talking about animal talking about dragons an animal. I think
a dragon is an animal, but.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They're made up, mate. Look, they're not real things. The
dragons aren't dragons?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Are not doing dragons and people are.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
They just happened to be dragons in the story.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Are the dragons watching or something?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, buddy peeping?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know when your dog's in the bed and you're like,
oh god, I'm going to do here anyway? Well, you
know that moment, Dragon at the end of the bed,
Dragon at the end of the get out of here
falcol the dragon from Never Ending Story.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
All right, go on l A five, go and hate
the kettle up.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Here what I want to do? Because look, I'm gonna
be honest, and this might be a bit raw on radio,
but Sam and I over the weekend dug up the
soundcrap a few times because she's reading this, Because she's
reading the Dragon Porn.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I think, what's the what's the book called again?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Four wings, four dings? In my case on the weekend,
Oh yeah, right, incredible, incredible numbers. We've got a two
year old, for Christ's sake, dragon porn. It is happening.
Here's what I want to know. Thirty one and six five.
I understand if this is two close time? Are you
is someone in your relationship reading dragon porn? Also known
(13:02):
as erotic fantasy fiction, and as a result, are you
hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
more often? Because I think there's a direct link between
the two. I've got empirical evidence from this drinks on
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
How many people were there?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Four? So we have four, four women they were all
reading study. That's four. That's huge, that's a great example size.
But now we can let's just I'm interested. Well, well,
clearly they're all doing it fascinating like they're all reading
the books and as a result.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh sorry, they were talking about that. That's what you
were evestrapping.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Absolutely unbelievable, totally what I've obviously just googled.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
The fourth wing, which is.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The is the one, This is the one that Sam's
reading at the moment. On the front cover, it says,
this is the dragon porn.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
This is the dragon porn. This is the front cover.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Brutal games, grumpy dragons, sizzling sexual at tension, you joke.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
That is the.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Quote on the front cover is the on the dragons,
I mean dragon on The disappointing part about that quote
is the grumpy dragons. I mean they sounds like are
they politicians? Are they dragons? Go and burn some people. Oh,
they're not. They just grundled about the number of sheep
we're able to eat at the moment. Bell's called on
thirty one six. I hate Bell.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Hello, you're currently reading you're currently reading dragon porn.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
No, I'm not quite dragons, but.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You're reading the erotic fantasy hit the fairy porn.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
It is. It is erotic fantasy, and it's more were
wolf and shifter type.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Of okay, and to were wolves and the shifters, and
they're engaging in.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes, mane, it's erotic fantasy. This is the thing. This
is the this is the genre. And Bell, are you
in a relationship?
Speaker 9 (14:48):
I am in a RELI are you?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
As a result hardpurning the Salty Shuman more?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Well, because they also listened to it as an audio book.
By the time I get home, it just gets a
bit more.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Gee, would you ever listen?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Would you ever listen? Together?
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Well, now he's gotten into it, and so he.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Likes to put your books down? Do you read it
to each other?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Well?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Yeah, sometimes that's right.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And then would he would oh? Was he were wolfing?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Let's go to Hannah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Too far?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Hannah, you can't ask too many questions, Hannah, Hi, yes,
Hey Hannah, Hey, hey, so you're currently reading The Dragon
Pawn right now, the Fourth Wing.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Well, I love that you call it dragon porn because
it's just romance in a fantasy world.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know, we weave a digital producers said before that
the dragons are at no point but getting involved in
the porn. I'm just trying to shorthand it. There are
dragons and there's pawn. It's you know, I've put them together.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
Well, it's just a really good romance novel in an
that's not just your stereotypical in modern day era. Romance
is got like a really good plot line and a
cool fantasy world.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Are we talking like love actually romance or fifty shades
of gray romance level?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's fifty shades dude, somewhere.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
In the middle, I think.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So they're like, you know, the elf took off his
robe and went for a dip in the waterfall, and
then in came a centaur, Like, is that the dude?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What's with you in the animals? Man? Something a bit
sexier than that, I reckon so hand, big question here,
because are you in a relationship? Yeah, I'm married, Okay, cool.
So I was just saying before I'm not sure if
you've heard, but Sam is reading this stuff and you know,
we were hit them through the covers for you know,
the Weekend, which was amazing. Is it there the same
(16:43):
thing for your relationship.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
So as soon as you've finished reading you have you
read a chapter.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Or is it mid read? Are you like, oh god,
I've got to put this thing down the you know,
the Dragon's warm.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
No, you've got to be in the zone when you're
reading it, so you don't wanna you don't want to
pause mid scene to do your own thing. You want
to finish reading the scene it after it's good.
Speaker 12 (17:07):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Four play.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
So he's just reading the Ricky Ponting biography or something
next to him, and he's going, well, I'm pretty excited
as well.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Woods. I mean, nothing gets me going like a royal tour. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
They've announced one. They have the whole, the whole trope.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Charles and Parker balls, they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Willie as in Prince William.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I don't know. I think it's just I think it's
just Charles and Parker Bowles.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I think it's just it's just they just king and queen.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, just a king queen that's just pretty standard. They
don't bring the family these days.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I thought usually they traveled as a big, big gang,
big clan.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
No okay, no, definitely not not since no ex think
notoriously all hate each other and travel around just in partnerships. Anyway,
have a listen.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
We know that it is King Charles and the Queen
that they will be going to summer and to Australia.
They won't be going to New Zealand, which was part
of the original plan, and.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That that's a tough smell. Friend.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Was there a reason why they've decided to cut New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Who knows? Man that I know there are a lot
of people that be reeling today and I'm just want
to say, I'm thinking of them.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh the poor keyways. That's it's such a beautiful spot
as well, across the ditch there.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I know that has I said. Nothing lights me up
like a royal visit, so I can only imagine. I'm
not sure if the Royals have ever ever been there,
which you just break their hearts, it would it would,
it would really, it would be a soft it would
be a real sore point. So I don't mean to
bang on about it. Sure it's some quite close to news, yeah,
very very close. So for the Samoans out there, I
mean absolutely.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
That is a big win in the rivalry about it.
King and Queen have charsen to come here over New Zealand. Yeah,
that's a bit of a curve.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Massive And look, obviously stories today parties in the streets
because you know, like like most national days, they've got
rid of all the rules. This trading on the streets. Yeah,
it's awesome, just lots of fanfares and of course yeah
it's a great day. So I just thought, I mean,
that's what it is in my head. I imagine it's
very somber in New Zealand and very very ecstatic and
samol right now. So I thought we just called both countries. Oh,
(19:15):
great idea, and just see what the feeling is on
the ground, because this is obviously front of mine for
all of them.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Well, no one's picking up the phone in some We're
going to get through there who knows as well? Try
that may as well get it to go. So I
think we're going to call first.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Okay, it's called the party capital of the world right now.
Get the energy, the vibe.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, again they are going to be a
couple of shifts to the window idea, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hi, Jermony, my name is Will. I'm calling from Australia.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Thank you very very well. Hey, you're obviously pretty excited
about the news.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Which news the tour.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Is that a I can hear going on in the
background celebrating.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
And it's just a little more routine. It's a restaurant,
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But you guys aren't celebrating the royal tour?
Speaker 9 (20:11):
I think so are you excited? Of course? Always?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Always?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Can I have a feature make brain?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That was it?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You Thanks so much, Jiminy, have a great day.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Welcome, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I think I think the funny thing about that is
that when you said you're going to celebrate, he said,
I think he genuinely doesn't know some defense about it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Excited, he said, always he has any idea to be
perfectly frankuity woulds. But look the cayways will know these
are we all the water cool jet? I imagine that
guy was busy. You runs the restaurant. Yeah you can't.
You can hear the party behind.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Him, but just be sensitive.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Good afternoon. I'm Angria.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh, hi Andrew, how are you going money? I'm calling
from Australia. Hi, Hey, Hey, I just wanted to just
give you guys a call across the ditch and just
say bad luck about today and just chin up.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Really, just why what's happened?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh yeah, well I thought this might be the case.
Just obviously, don't act like you know hasn't happened if
you don't talk about it. Am I right? But obviously yeah,
Charles and Parker bowls. They've managed to leave you guys
out of the itinery.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
For the trip down under, all right, True, it's not
such a basic man.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like. Seriously, you're not lighting a candle for the man.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You're talking about something from.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Junior producer Analyse is in the studio right now. You
don't know what this is about, Analyse, but I need
to confront you about something. Okay, So currently currently you
don't know this, but you are stopping.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You are nervous. You are really nervous.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You are stopping Mim and I doing our favorite thing
at the moment.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow, I'm not sure what that is. Have you thought
about that?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, I didn't think about it until just now, but
I'll explain.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
So you came over to my place and you baby
sat my beautiful daughter Remy. Yes, and you signed into
your Binge account on my TV.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh okay, thank god, I swear you something else there.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You forgot to sign out of your Binge account, which
meant that I could use your account.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That is correct, like deliberately that you let him use
your Binge.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh well, a bit of both. I was like, now
that you have it, I guess because I forgot talk.
We never discussed it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, it wasn't discussed. I was just like you obviously
were like Mozza.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
It was lucky though, because my favorite TV show from
last year, as you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Know, it was Colin from Accounts.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yes, Season two of Colin from Accounts came out when
I had Analsa's Binge mem and I were absolutely loving it.
Like I, this is rare, but I actually feel like
season two is better than season one. Okay, we got
five episodes in. We then went away for a while.
We came back home and Aalise, clearly you have logged
us out of the Binge account and MIM and I
(23:43):
are currently stranded not being able to finish Colin from
Accounts season two.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So can I have your log in details?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
No, Yes, Alas I made hang in Come on every
decent Samardan out there, who's listening.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
She is fighting the good fight right now, hanging in there,
Anal Why because I had to.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Give the other years, like you can only have a
certain amount of years, and I had to give it.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
To my brother, your brother. I am your sort of
your boss.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Okay, look, I thought you were going to say no,
and that is why I have actually organized the writer
and the star of Colin from Accounts, Patty Brammel, to
join us on the show.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Patty, you can obviously understand my frustrating situation.
Speaker 13 (24:35):
Yeah, look, hi everybody, obviously this is a this is
an awkward situation now that you put Anelese in and
I think it was a good point. Well, mate, just
a couple of minutes ago, let's talk about the Eleson
in the room.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
How stingy are you?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Patty.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I've organized you as a guest here, Patty. You're you're
on my side here, Patty.
Speaker 13 (24:59):
So I don't know, man, I don't know. It's eighteen
dollars a month for Anlys. I mean you've done well
to give him as much as you had so far.
Let him sponge off you at all is appalling.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I know, not to mention the fact by the way
that she was also he was using her to baby
City Child for free. Yeah, got to produce it child.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Beaut of authority, it seems like it.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It seems like again. And with that, Patty's on the
phone as well, you're also pretty much admitting to him
that you're refusing to pay to watch his show.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
M Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Yeah, this is this isn't this is an intervention on.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You, mate, really, this is backfiring hard. Well.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
My second option of getting you on, Patty is I
actually got sent to screener from Bide Publicity for the
first five episodes. Is there any chance I can get
the remaining episodes sent through a screen Paddy?
Speaker 13 (25:51):
No, I'll you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
With the money for God supporting Australian content. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Anyone listening to this, anyone listening to this, just call
into the station, just say send the code word hash
Saint Patrick and honestly, you guys will cover everybody's I'm
so excited to announce that here's.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
A new deal we're running coming from acout season two.
Thanks pat Thanks coming on the show.
Speaker 13 (26:20):
Pleasure.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Where are you at the moment? Just call me. I
was not doing myne else.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
I'm just just saying I'm just waiting for people to
call me to so I can have interventions. I'm in
Sydney at the moment in the airport lounge, so I've
got heats on.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, I'll stick around. You can co host the rest
of the hour.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
Patty Fantastic, It's time. Get ready, there's bloody. I don't
know I need a script here for this, Will Woody
and Patty there it is, er guys.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'd love to hear from you right now. Give us
a call here at six five. Did you cop an
air full over the weekend? I know someone who did
a horrific and historic series.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Of events in America.
Speaker 14 (27:10):
The tempted assassination of former President Donald Trump has shaken
this country and sent a reminder that political violence happens
all over the world and even right here.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Vist President Joe Biden has called on Americans to lower
the temperature of political discourse.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
Shooting in Donald Trump's rowing in Pennsylvania calls on all
of us to take a step back.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Violence has never been The.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
US president injured and bloodied, throwing a defiant fist in
the air and the most tragic.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We now know who the spectator.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Killed was and how he died protecting his family.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
The government has been killed. Investigations continue into a motive.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
In Australia, as in the United States, the essence and
the purpose of our democracies is that we can express
our views, debate our disagreements, and resolve our differences peacefully.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I see you've done there. He was shot in the air.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
The bullet pierced his ear woulds now before we get
because I also copped in near four on the weekend.
I'll tell you about that in the second. If you've
got a story, give us a call. But let's let's
talk a little bit about you know, the big story
in the world for a second.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Sure, sure, do you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Think it's Do you think it's a conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This came up at family lunch yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Let's come up everywhere, mate, We're all thinking.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Bespoke and it's funny.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I was like, I laughed, you know, I spat out
my slow cooked lamb and was like, it couldn't be.
But then the more we talked about it, you look
at that photo of him punching the air with the
American flag behind and the blood going down his face
and you go, that couldn't have done any better for
your campaign.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That was the best thing that could possibly had.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You know, now there's merch that's going around online with
that photo everywhere, with phrases like bulletproof, fight for America,
grazed and unfazed. That's good, that's clever written, that's good
underneath it, but the perfect and you know, like everyone's
forgotten that there's somebody else it was running at OS.
(29:11):
I mean they've probably forgotten that too, to be honest,
I don't think he knows where he is right now,
but that.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I was shot.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
No, But like like when you think about that, it's
going to be a landslide now, right, He's gonna dominate.
Then you start going maybe it could be and then maybe,
like if it was such a good marksman that they
aimed for the.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Year and for the year, come on, man, it's not
Robin Hood. I think he was. He was, like.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This was discussed with family lunch.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
But but but I think after after hours of conversation
with this like no, no, no, I couldn't because I don't
think he was shot dead straight away.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I don't think it. I don't think it necessarily is.
I think that really. The thing that made it legitimate
for me is the fact that he's since said that
the reason that the only reason it missed his head
is because he turned to look at the screen. Yeah,
and he said, I rarely look at the screen. He
said that today, he said that earlier, just earlier, he said,
I raally ever look at the screen. And if I
(30:06):
hadn't looked at the screen, I'd be dead.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
The footage is mate, see him turning the right time
as the shot. Yeah, and I saw some picture today
online which showed that if his head was straight.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
And he didn't, it's straight to the back of his head.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, Wow, you got deep. Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, I mean, the story is phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
It is an amazing story, and I think the But
so that's on the one hand, that's why I think
it's legit. On the other hand, though, the fact that
there are let's say, seven Secret Service agents whose job,
whose life's mission, whose last twenty years has been put
yourself in between you and the president. There've been waterboarded
over that, they've been drilled over that for literally the
(30:46):
last twenty years in some sort of weird camp somewhere
in America, do not let the president in danger. They
all surround him and he goes on gays two sex
you may just bump and down. I'm just gotta give
the crowd a quick fist and they all obey.
Speaker 12 (31:00):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah that was weird.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, but that no.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
If the president says to you though, like get off me,
I want to stand up and do a fish part.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You you you overall that you go. Sorry, dude, we
haven't even apprehended the guy who's just tried to shoot you.
The snipe was still on the road. Yeah yeah, and
the president. I just bob my head up for two secs.
I'm just gonna give a quick wave. Yeah yeah, yeah,
didn't add up. Yeah, that's weird, but it is America.
It's a strange place. Yeah, thirteen one o six ' five.
The bullet did pierce his ear, though, And I would
(31:33):
love to hear from you guys if you copped an
earful on the weekend. Bit of a cheery change up
Jess is called Jess. You copped an earful over the weekend?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I did in the playground with my two year old daughter.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
So she was at the top of a slide, and
there was a little boy at the bottom of the slide,
you know, climbing up the slide, and the boy's mum
was sort of having a go at him, saying, you know, don't,
don't do that, and I just said, oh, you know,
don't worry, my little girl would probably do the same thing.
Her responsors, well, that may be okay for your girl,
but that's not how I teach my children.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
That s for a Sunday morning.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Wow, that is as vicious as a bullet from the
rooftop as far as I'm concerned. Thirteen one oh sixty
five more of these great earful stories. We all know
someone who got a bit of an earful on the weekend.
And I also copped an earful on the weekend. Yeah,
talk to me, can I say? I was at football
and I was trying to watch my team, the Mighty
Bombers lose with dignity, as they always do. And I
(32:35):
sat next to this woman who said good to me
at the start, but then she started banging on to
the person next to about the fact that a dog
has a counsel enforced for sectomy, counsel enforced canceling.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
This dog was impregnating so many female dogs that the
council got involved and said, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I've she impregnated six dogs. It impregnated six dogs in
four different parks across the Greater Melbourne area.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Blood partner in each park.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
They had a partner in eage of park. Its name
was Magic.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That makes sense, It makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
News and name checks out.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Now you see me, now you don't, and then yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
So unbelievable. So yeah, the council basically here I have
and said, hey, look, your dog is effectively the Robert
de Niro of the dog world. It's got children everywhere,
and we really need your dog to get the sick
to me. And the last thing I remember her saying
before I left my seat was quote she was like
kind of middle aged woman you can imagine, very proud
about her dog. No children. The last thing she said
(33:30):
was like all men, his happiness is attached to his testicles.
Charis got y comin for on the weekend. Chari's got
on six five high, Charie, Hi, there are yeah, good
at your coket an earful on the weekend.
Speaker 15 (33:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (33:45):
So essentially, I have my four month old baby and
I was parking at the shopping center and on the
side of where my baby is there's a poll. So
I parked a little bit further across on the line,
but in my car spot, and the lady that was
getting in her car next to me tried to get
into her car and she said to me, oh, geez,
you couldn't park any closer, could you? And I said, oh, look,
(34:07):
I'm so sorry. Let me put my prayer in a
car and I'll move it over for you. She goes, oh,
it's a bit late for that, now, do you think?
Can I explain to her wife out there? And then
she goes, look, if you can't get your baby in
that of car properly, then maybe you shouldn't have one.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh try begs kill a blue. Sure you can have
yourself a harder bush to go and spend it. Grill
for that one, mate, enjoy. I mean it seems like
you deserve it. Gee, baby, some grilled as well. Get
him in there, Start him young. Lisa's called thirty one
six five. Hey Lisa, you copped in earful on the
weekend like Donald Trump?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I sure did. Yes.
Speaker 17 (34:42):
What happened was is I work at a major supermarket
and somebody came to the service set for now for
cash out, and when I said, that's a new policy,
we don't give cash out any more without a purchase,
he then proceeded to give me a mouthful of swear
words and he called me some awful name, and I
just finished, were going, well, you have a lovely day.
(35:03):
And that even annoyed him even more.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
That sucks man, kill him with kindness there. Reckon, Lisa,
you handled that well. But and also, mate, just buy
some mints. Do you know what I mean? Like I can't.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, I might have been a five dollars or more
purchase by two.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Things are mints.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's a lot. It's a lot on mints. And I'm
kind of on his team a little bit if I'm
be honest. You know when they're like buy something and
you're like, I'll get the chewing gum and they go, oh,
it's ten dollars if you want to get cash out,
and you're like, yeah, just give you a fiftew bucks
as called is called thirty one or six y five.
Asking if you copped a new full over the weekend
like Donald Trump did.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Ari, Hey, guys, yeah I did. I was getting my
nine year old ready for a shower, and I was
trying to get him in the shower rather on the weekend,
and he was, you know, like most nine year olds are,
you know, doing everything, but what what his parents are
telling him to do? Of course, and he tells me,
(35:59):
just chill your bacon. Dad, And I have no idea
where he got that term from, but I felt, chill you.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Your nine year old told you to chill your bacon.
Speaker 12 (36:09):
Chill your bacon, dad was. And yet no idea where
he got that.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
What's the what do you usually say? Chill your just
chill out? But you go, cool your jets?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, cool your jets is what he's working on your farm?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, chill your bacon.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's the new one. It's what the kill you?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hey, Ari, Well you can chill your bacon with some
new grill made. You got one hundred bucks, you spend
it grilled howld your girl for the best zing ever?
The tasty is fried chicken berg. You've ever see no
chilled bacon in that joint. I'll tell you what. How
about the client integration there, We'll send that straight to them.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Trying to become I'm going to say we're on a
journey to become the Kings of the Ring.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
And I think that's something we need to discuss because
digital producer Kve brought this up in the pre show meeting.
She was like, you keep saying you're going to become
the Kings of the Rings. At what point? And she
was like, I think people need to know what the
goal is here because currently it just looks like you're
stealing up for people.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
We're kind of like dogs chasing a car, but we
don't know what we're going to do once we get
to the car.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
And I think that's a really, really fair thing to say.
And I think there are some of you out there
who are sitting on really beautiful engagement rings who are like,
why should I give it to you? Yes? Well, first
of all, you should know I've got a bunch of
Red Rooster bouchers to give you. You should know that goes
without saying pie time at Red Rooster with their new
chicken Chicken pie, Chicken and Gravy, I should say chain
(37:42):
and gravy pie.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Absolutely, that's hot, no doubt about it.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
It's a massive f you to your ex that you
just give it to these two random radio hosts like
that would really annoy me, I think if I gave
you that ring, but then third to wall of this, yeah,
I think we're not one hundred percent sure on this,
but we want to pull together the rings. We want
to then sell the rings and effectively get what, hopefully
(38:05):
twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well I think so if we yeah, absolutely, we want
to get a significant amount of money, and I think
it's fair to then ask boys, are you just going
to go and you know, put it on your mortgage? No,
we're not, I promise we're not.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
So be for the radio.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
The money would be for the radio show, and then
we do something which benefits the radio show and all
you guys that listen. So, for example, do we spend
thirty approximately thirty thousand dollars to just hire Russell crow
for twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Love that all right?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
And then the radio show effectively owns Russell Crowe for
twenty four and then people call us and go like,
got a bar mitzvah, love Russell to come?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Can Rusty come down?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Or even I've got a circumcision?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Could Russell be Maximus for the sword?
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
All good ideas? Yeah, no, no bad. In a brainstorm,
Shane's called on thirty one and sixty five Shane Shane, the.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Boys, the Boy, the Boy.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Shane.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You've got to ring, Shane.
Speaker 15 (38:58):
Yes, I have got to ring Shane of the ring.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Before we get to that, mate, how do you feel
about where where this is heading?
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Do you trust us with these rings? If we become
the kids of the rings? Okay? Great?
Speaker 15 (39:08):
I do? I really trust you boys. I believe it's
going to a good cause.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Thanks Shane.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Thanks Shane.
Speaker 15 (39:14):
I appreciate that. And it's just sitting there doing nothing.
My wife she had some rings as well, but she
melted them down and got cash for them. But yeah,
I kept mine and it's just sitting there. So I thought,
we're renewing our of ours in Vegas this year.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Twenty years this year really nice.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Great, So we're going to head over there and and
get go do it all over again. And I'm willing
to give you this ring I've got I reckon the
values for you our thousand roughly.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Funny, Shane, take it, Take it, Shane, Thank you so much.
Anything if we get Russell Crowe for a day, honorable mention, mate,
We'll make sure that you come up no worries. Thanks
the call. Good on your mate, Where are you go?
Another one another? That's one thousand bucks? How many rings
have we got? Now? Seven?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Last camp? But well, you know, we'll figure that. We'll
do like that. Take what do a stock take? After
the show today, let's go to Sue. Why don't we
go to Sue? Sue, you have a ring that you'd
like to part ways with?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Hello, yeah, I do, I do.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Indeed, can you give us.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
A story of the ring?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Sue?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Oh, I'm at this blow he said, love your first route?
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Weird but anyway, three months later, Engage.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Obviously wasn't going to go very well. But okay, she'll
have it, so you may as well give it to
you guys and make some use of it.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
So I love that. Do you still wear the ring?
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Is it something that you Yeah?
Speaker 17 (40:43):
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (40:46):
I can't fault the fact that it's pretty, you know,
but the memory?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Oh no, you just want to get rid of it.
I love that too.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Do you know how much it's worth too?
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Probably around two? Kay?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
So soon, I mean unbelievable woods.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
So we do want to we want to use all
these rings to effectively raise a whole bunch of money
and then do something for the radio show. Our first
thought is that we will hire Russell Crow for twenty
four hours and do we'll effectively make him do whatever
we want him to do for that twenty four hours.
Do you like that idea for starters? Or secondly, what
would you like to see the radio show do with
the cash?
Speaker 15 (41:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Well, if BRUSHL.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Crow's involved, like bloody, I'm all in, like.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Great to know it sounds like I don't mind thinking
like so rusty it is for Betty Grand for the day.
Thanks so much too. Hey, guys, keep the calls coming in.
I mean the Kings of the East, I mean I
feel like we're all you know, we're getting closer.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
There's momentum here right, Yes, definitely.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Do you want to be part of this if you're
sitting there and you're not sure about giving us your ring,
like surely you're hearing all this frivolity on air and
you're like, god, I want to be part of that.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yep, give us yours. You can if you give us
that shiny ring on your finger,
I've got no idea what this about. You're very excited,
slash nervous, no standing, No one knows what to stand out.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is one of those rare moments where I've had
to ask the.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Producers just to trust me, okay, and if I'm being honest,
I've lost that trust a number of times with things
I've done on this radio show. But thank thankfully they've said, bloody,
go for it, Woodie. Whatever you've got planned, just bloody
go for Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Great.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So basically, yes, I just want to tell you something, yes, okay,
but I kin'd of want you to figure it out.
So I've put something together outside and I'm just going
to bring that in right now.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Two seconds? This all by myself.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, you're bringing in a Describe what you're seeing?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh my god, so much going on here?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Describe? Describe to me what I'm holding here. Will you've
got a broom?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes, there's a paper plate with a smiley face on it. Yes,
And then attached to the brew head is a woman's
g string?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
What am I trying to tell you?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is the broom a womb? Broom?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What's a womb?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Broom A penis No, there's nothing about this, you know,
we put that down.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's not it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The broom has got the G string attached to it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Be a bit more think about it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
There's there's a G string string on a broom string broom,
broom string or broom G G broom.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You got a new car, G broom, G broom.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, what's this person?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A person G broom face face G broom.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anything G broom, G broom drop a letter G.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Boom, groom, groom. You're getting married broom one half.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Mim and I are getting married, yes, November this year,
and I wanted to ask you, as one of my
absolute best mates on this planet.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I was wondering if you'd like to be a groomsman.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh yeah, love me, thank you, Yes, give me get
over here and give me up.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's why I put together.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh that's a really weird way of asking me. It
was so nice. Yes, I love you.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I thought it was really clever.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's a G string which is actually Mims G string
by the way, I just snag that out of a
Nico draw today. G string on a broom groom. This
is a groomsman because it has a face on it.
Grooms men, I'm not getting that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't think he is. Anyone out there? Did anyone
get what he's asking me to be a grooms at
his wedding and he's walked in here with a broom
with a G string sticky taped to the top. Anyone,
did anyone.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Think I got groom?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I got groom?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You took a long time? No, I took a lot time.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That was reasonable. I think it was clever. I dreamt
of this last night. I thought it was brilliant. And
we're probably focusing on the wrong party.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm getting married.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's four months away.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That is really so, I know, what's the very stressed? Well,
we just you know what Mim and I like, we're impulsive.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yes, I do have a child to show for that
the best, the absolute best.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So we're just like we were half organizing it for
the last two years, but I've been engaged for a
long time. Yeah, we dipped our toe back in and
we're just like, bugger it, let's book it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Lest Where do you I mean in November? You just
you're just going to do it? Well, yeah, November four
months to organize the wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Four month. Yes, and MIM's going to take the brunt
of that work. If I'm being.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Honest, that is what I want get married.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She doesn't trust me with anything.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Be there on the day and all you had to
do was ask me to be grooms and you're locked
out with a broom of the g string on it.
So like that was good. I don't know what would
That was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I know if you're.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Put in charge of anything to do with and that
is you had one job. Go to work today and
ask me all to be a groomsman and up with
a stree on his stick.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I've done that with them. Yeah, yeah, I knock on
their doors with the broom and what is it? What
does this mean? It's gonna go viral on the tiktoks,
I reckon the new way to ask.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's awesome, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, Okay, you're getting married in a butter factory.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Obviously, I'm more of that as we get closer to it.
That's great.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Are you free on November two?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know yet, not sure. Obviously, would like to
be well.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'd like you to be as well, if that's okay.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Three days ago we went hey, should we think about
this whole wedding thing? And then I'm going to say,
an hour after we said let's think about it again,
we had booked November and locked in a date, and
then we were like.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Struth, are we going to be able to pull this off?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So the first thing, and I'm sure every single woman,
maybe some men as well listening there going like, oh
my god, you're outfit.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What are you going to wear on the on the
big day?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You're worried about it? Not at all?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But mim, you've told.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Me why you're not worried about that?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, we're not going to go into that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
There's no need to.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Why not, Well, I'm re wearing a suit that a
guy paid for for me when I was a groomsman
for him, which.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think is everyone just everyone, just that kitchen before
you told me that the kitchen before.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I was going to add a waistcoat, no wood.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
He so I need to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Buy a new suit? He doesn't, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm sorry he is using a suit that somebody else
bought for him. He's another point of contention. Him was
going through the budget of the big day, and I
was obviously just glancing the eye over it and having
a stress attack. And then she had their groomsman's suits
(06:20):
and had a figure next to it, and I was like,
I don't think I need to buy the groomsmen their
their outfits.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well I'm a groomsman, Yes you are. I will I
demand a suit. That's ridiculous. Well, you've been bought a
suit before, and then when I get married, I'll just
three years yours.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
That's the way I'm re wearing and you just need
to wear a black suit makeup on the day.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You will buy me a suit or I will be
in thongs and Mim will have a heart attack, so
you don't give.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
My beautiful heart attack because but so Mim actually called
a wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I am happy to go and buy my own suit.
That's fine. In fact, I own a tucks that'd be
a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Just wear that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You can't do that. Why we're getting married.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
What's the main issue with me wearing a suit that
I already own.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
It's your wedding day.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, it's a black suit.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Stop like, why would I buy a new black suit?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well it's kind of like, you know, why would you
do anything on the day that you're getting married? Because
it only happens once, probably the most special day of life.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, but you know it's her beautiful dad. I'd hate
to take away from the way because she looks something
special with a new snazzy suit that I buy.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So I'm just gonna wear an old classic.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think you need to buy a new suit, man,
I know I don't think so, oh you're not going
to do it now.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well, until this moment, I absolutely was not going to
be buying a new suit. But Mim had a bit
of a freak out because she called this dress store
and I just have no idea how long all this
stuff takes, and so she emailed actually the store, and
then they gave her a phone call and they were like, oh,
Imus Gibbs, I'm so sorry. I was just read in
(08:05):
the email. I think there was a typo there. You
said your weddings in four months.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And so Mim was like, yeah, that's and she was like, oh, okay,
most of our dresses you will not be able.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So the bit going on there, Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So the time, like getting married in four months is
genuinely insane.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Finding that out.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What do we often talk about men having a porn addiction,
And it's saying, do we often talk about it? Bothink
in society?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
We do?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Sure, you and I are not personally sure. It's not
the first item on the agenda in the elevator, that's
for sure. No, But that's the thing, you know, like
male porn addictions, one hundred percent, there's a problem there,
no doubt about that. But if you look at your
local bookshop, you will see the number one seller. And
maybe it's not that women aren't watching the porn, but
my god, are they reading it. And they're reading it
not just about humans. They're reading it about fairies and dragons.
(08:58):
And I don't know, me, I don't know what's going
on there. But I don't know whether there's a it
makes it more accessible. I don't know whether it spices
it up a little bit. But I was I was
hating Sem at the moment. Is read It's all she reads.
She reads the dragon porn front to back, NonStop. I
wake up in the middle of the night and there's
(09:18):
just the backlight of her cobo as she's lying there
just reading dragon porn till the wee hours of the morning. Totally,
it's ridiculous, and so.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Are you getting, you're getting a storyline in a fantastical world.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's exactly right, so obviously, and digital produce a kV.
She's she's read all of these, she's she's right into
them as well, so I said to her. And it's
called Fourth Wing, right kV.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, Fourth Wing?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And what's the other one called? There's another one that's
hot and happening. There's a lot, a lot, sounding a
bit sick.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Did you tell me once that you'd read these multiple times?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So the series called Throne of Glass, and that's my
favorite series of all time.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, yeah, it gets it's it's wild man. So they're
all reading them, including kV. I've got the synopsis here
from Range just so you know. I'll just read a
line from it. Give me that sexy music. Friends, enemies, lovers,
everyone has an agenda because once you enter, there are
(10:20):
only two ways out once.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You was that deliberately a bit of a sexual feel.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Once you enter there totally why let you go out
the same way you came in?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Who knows? Man? Who knows?
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Not?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
If there's a dragon involved? Am I right? Anyway? I
don't know a dragon. I don't know. I think look
to be honest, I think it was just quite a
clean synopsis of the book. But I was hanging out
at this drinks with Semmon the weekend. All the girls
there had also read, right this same dragon porn. They're
all reading it, and I was I was eavesdropping. I'm
gonna be honest, I was eavesdropping. They were all talking
(11:00):
about the fact that because of the dragon porn they
were reading, they were boiling the bratworst.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
More often I was working as a form of foreplay.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, no, they weren't reading it to their partner, no,
but like they were just like getting they were just
in the mood more often because of the dragon porn
that they were reading. They were all saying that it
was a thing they were feeling like constantly.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
More were they then disappointed when their partner wasn't a dragon?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Why didn't breathe some fire for me? Excuse me, where's
your tail? To be fair, like, just to just to
be like, we might be breaking some codes here. There's
no people sleeping with animals in the books. I'm not
talking about animal talking about dragons an animal. I think
a dragon is an animal, but.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They're made up, mate. Look, they're not real things. The
dragons aren't dragons?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Are not doing dragons and people are.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
They just happened to be dragons in the story.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Are the dragons watching or something?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, buddy peeping?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know when your dog's in the bed and you're like,
oh god, I'm going to do here anyway? Well, you
know that moment, Dragon at the end of the bed,
Dragon at the end of the get out of here
falcol the dragon from Never Ending Story.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
All right, go on l A five, go and hate
the kettle up.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Here what I want to do? Because look, I'm gonna
be honest, and this might be a bit raw on radio,
but Sam and I over the weekend dug up the
soundcrap a few times because she's reading this, Because she's
reading the Dragon Porn.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I think, what's the what's the book called again?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Four wings, four dings? In my case on the weekend,
Oh yeah, right, incredible, incredible numbers. We've got a two
year old, for Christ's sake, dragon porn. It is happening.
Here's what I want to know. Thirty one and six five.
I understand if this is two close time? Are you
is someone in your relationship reading dragon porn? Also known
(13:02):
as erotic fantasy fiction, and as a result, are you
hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
more often? Because I think there's a direct link between
the two. I've got empirical evidence from this drinks on
the weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
How many people were there?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Four? So we have four, four women they were all
reading study. That's four. That's huge, that's a great example size.
But now we can let's just I'm interested. Well, well,
clearly they're all doing it fascinating like they're all reading
the books and as a result.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh sorry, they were talking about that. That's what you
were evestrapping.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Absolutely unbelievable, totally what I've obviously just googled.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
The fourth wing, which is.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The is the one, This is the one that Sam's
reading at the moment. On the front cover, it says,
this is the dragon porn.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
This is the dragon porn. This is the front cover.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Brutal games, grumpy dragons, sizzling sexual at tension, you joke.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
That is the.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Quote on the front cover is the on the dragons,
I mean dragon on The disappointing part about that quote
is the grumpy dragons. I mean they sounds like are
they politicians? Are they dragons? Go and burn some people. Oh,
they're not. They just grundled about the number of sheep
we're able to eat at the moment. Bell's called on
thirty one six. I hate Bell.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Hello, you're currently reading you're currently reading dragon porn.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
No, I'm not quite dragons, but.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You're reading the erotic fantasy hit the fairy porn.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
It is. It is erotic fantasy, and it's more were
wolf and shifter type.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Of okay, and to were wolves and the shifters, and
they're engaging in.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes, mane, it's erotic fantasy. This is the thing. This
is the this is the genre. And Bell, are you
in a relationship?
Speaker 9 (14:48):
I am in a RELI are you?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
As a result hardpurning the Salty Shuman more?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Well, because they also listened to it as an audio book.
By the time I get home, it just gets a
bit more.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Gee, would you ever listen?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Would you ever listen? Together?
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Well, now he's gotten into it, and so he.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Likes to put your books down? Do you read it
to each other?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Well?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Yeah, sometimes that's right.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And then would he would oh? Was he were wolfing?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Let's go to Hannah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Too far?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Hannah, you can't ask too many questions, Hannah, Hi, yes,
Hey Hannah, Hey, hey, so you're currently reading The Dragon
Pawn right now, the Fourth Wing.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Well, I love that you call it dragon porn because
it's just romance in a fantasy world.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know, we weave a digital producers said before that
the dragons are at no point but getting involved in
the porn. I'm just trying to shorthand it. There are
dragons and there's pawn. It's you know, I've put them together.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
Well, it's just a really good romance novel in an
that's not just your stereotypical in modern day era. Romance
is got like a really good plot line and a
cool fantasy world.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Are we talking like love actually romance or fifty shades
of gray romance level?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's fifty shades dude, somewhere.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
In the middle, I think.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So they're like, you know, the elf took off his
robe and went for a dip in the waterfall, and
then in came a centaur, Like, is that the dude?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What's with you in the animals? Man? Something a bit
sexier than that, I reckon so hand, big question here,
because are you in a relationship? Yeah, I'm married, Okay, cool.
So I was just saying before I'm not sure if
you've heard, but Sam is reading this stuff and you know,
we were hit them through the covers for you know,
the Weekend, which was amazing. Is it there the same
(16:43):
thing for your relationship.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
So as soon as you've finished reading you have you
read a chapter.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Or is it mid read? Are you like, oh god,
I've got to put this thing down the you know,
the Dragon's warm.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
No, you've got to be in the zone when you're
reading it, so you don't wanna you don't want to
pause mid scene to do your own thing. You want
to finish reading the scene it after it's good.
Speaker 12 (17:07):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Four play.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
So he's just reading the Ricky Ponting biography or something
next to him, and he's going, well, I'm pretty excited
as well.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Woods. I mean, nothing gets me going like a royal tour. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
They've announced one. They have the whole, the whole trope.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Charles and Parker balls, they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Willie as in Prince William.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I don't know. I think it's just I think it's
just Charles and Parker Bowles.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I think it's just it's just they just king and queen.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, just a king queen that's just pretty standard. They
don't bring the family these days.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I thought usually they traveled as a big, big gang,
big clan.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
No okay, no, definitely not not since no ex think
notoriously all hate each other and travel around just in partnerships. Anyway,
have a listen.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
We know that it is King Charles and the Queen
that they will be going to summer and to Australia.
They won't be going to New Zealand, which was part
of the original plan, and.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That that's a tough smell. Friend.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Was there a reason why they've decided to cut New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Who knows? Man that I know there are a lot
of people that be reeling today and I'm just want
to say, I'm thinking of them.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh the poor keyways. That's it's such a beautiful spot
as well, across the ditch there.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I know that has I said. Nothing lights me up
like a royal visit, so I can only imagine. I'm
not sure if the Royals have ever ever been there,
which you just break their hearts, it would it would,
it would really, it would be a soft it would
be a real sore point. So I don't mean to
bang on about it. Sure it's some quite close to news, yeah,
very very close. So for the Samoans out there, I
mean absolutely.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
That is a big win in the rivalry about it.
King and Queen have charsen to come here over New Zealand. Yeah,
that's a bit of a curve.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Massive And look, obviously stories today parties in the streets
because you know, like like most national days, they've got
rid of all the rules. This trading on the streets. Yeah,
it's awesome, just lots of fanfares and of course yeah
it's a great day. So I just thought, I mean,
that's what it is in my head. I imagine it's
very somber in New Zealand and very very ecstatic and
samol right now. So I thought we just called both countries. Oh,
(19:15):
great idea, and just see what the feeling is on
the ground, because this is obviously front of mine for
all of them.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Well, no one's picking up the phone in some We're
going to get through there who knows as well? Try
that may as well get it to go. So I
think we're going to call first.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Okay, it's called the party capital of the world right now.
Get the energy, the vibe.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, again they are going to be a
couple of shifts to the window idea, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hi, Jermony, my name is Will. I'm calling from Australia.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Thank you very very well. Hey, you're obviously pretty excited
about the news.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Which news the tour.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Is that a I can hear going on in the
background celebrating.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
And it's just a little more routine. It's a restaurant,
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But you guys aren't celebrating the royal tour?
Speaker 9 (20:11):
I think so are you excited? Of course? Always?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Always?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Can I have a feature make brain?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That was it?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You Thanks so much, Jiminy, have a great day.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Welcome, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I think I think the funny thing about that is
that when you said you're going to celebrate, he said,
I think he genuinely doesn't know some defense about it.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Excited, he said, always he has any idea to be
perfectly frankuity woulds. But look the cayways will know these
are we all the water cool jet? I imagine that
guy was busy. You runs the restaurant. Yeah you can't.
You can hear the party behind.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Him, but just be sensitive.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Good afternoon. I'm Angria.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh, hi Andrew, how are you going money? I'm calling
from Australia. Hi, Hey, Hey, I just wanted to just
give you guys a call across the ditch and just
say bad luck about today and just chin up.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Really, just why what's happened?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh yeah, well I thought this might be the case.
Just obviously, don't act like you know hasn't happened if
you don't talk about it. Am I right? But obviously yeah,
Charles and Parker bowls. They've managed to leave you guys
out of the itinery.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
For the trip down under, all right, True, it's not
such a basic man.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like. Seriously, you're not lighting a candle for the man.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You're talking about something from.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Junior producer Analyse is in the studio right now. You
don't know what this is about, Analyse, but I need
to confront you about something. Okay, So currently currently you
don't know this, but you are stopping.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You are nervous. You are really nervous.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You are stopping Mim and I doing our favorite thing
at the moment.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow, I'm not sure what that is. Have you thought
about that?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, I didn't think about it until just now, but
I'll explain.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
So you came over to my place and you baby
sat my beautiful daughter Remy. Yes, and you signed into
your Binge account on my TV.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh okay, thank god, I swear you something else there.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You forgot to sign out of your Binge account, which
meant that I could use your account.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That is correct, like deliberately that you let him use
your Binge.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh well, a bit of both. I was like, now
that you have it, I guess because I forgot talk.
We never discussed it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, it wasn't discussed. I was just like you obviously
were like Mozza.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
It was lucky though, because my favorite TV show from
last year, as you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Know, it was Colin from Accounts.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yes, Season two of Colin from Accounts came out when
I had Analsa's Binge mem and I were absolutely loving it.
Like I, this is rare, but I actually feel like
season two is better than season one. Okay, we got
five episodes in. We then went away for a while.
We came back home and Aalise, clearly you have logged
us out of the Binge account and MIM and I
(23:43):
are currently stranded not being able to finish Colin from
Accounts season two.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So can I have your log in details?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
No, Yes, Alas I made hang in Come on every
decent Samardan out there, who's listening.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
She is fighting the good fight right now, hanging in there,
Anal Why because I had to.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Give the other years, like you can only have a
certain amount of years, and I had to give it.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
To my brother, your brother. I am your sort of
your boss.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Okay, look, I thought you were going to say no,
and that is why I have actually organized the writer
and the star of Colin from Accounts, Patty Brammel, to
join us on the show.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Patty, you can obviously understand my frustrating situation.
Speaker 13 (24:35):
Yeah, look, hi everybody, obviously this is a this is
an awkward situation now that you put Anelese in and
I think it was a good point. Well, mate, just
a couple of minutes ago, let's talk about the Eleson
in the room.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
How stingy are you?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Patty.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I've organized you as a guest here, Patty. You're you're
on my side here, Patty.
Speaker 13 (24:59):
So I don't know, man, I don't know. It's eighteen
dollars a month for Anlys. I mean you've done well
to give him as much as you had so far.
Let him sponge off you at all is appalling.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I know, not to mention the fact by the way
that she was also he was using her to baby
City Child for free. Yeah, got to produce it child.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Beaut of authority, it seems like it.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It seems like again. And with that, Patty's on the
phone as well, you're also pretty much admitting to him
that you're refusing to pay to watch his show.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
M Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Yeah, this is this isn't this is an intervention on.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You, mate, really, this is backfiring hard. Well.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
My second option of getting you on, Patty is I
actually got sent to screener from Bide Publicity for the
first five episodes. Is there any chance I can get
the remaining episodes sent through a screen Paddy?
Speaker 13 (25:51):
No, I'll you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
With the money for God supporting Australian content. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Anyone listening to this, anyone listening to this, just call
into the station, just say send the code word hash
Saint Patrick and honestly, you guys will cover everybody's I'm
so excited to announce that here's.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
A new deal we're running coming from acout season two.
Thanks pat Thanks coming on the show.
Speaker 13 (26:20):
Pleasure.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Where are you at the moment? Just call me. I
was not doing myne else.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
I'm just just saying I'm just waiting for people to
call me to so I can have interventions. I'm in
Sydney at the moment in the airport lounge, so I've
got heats on.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, I'll stick around. You can co host the rest
of the hour.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
Patty Fantastic, It's time. Get ready, there's bloody. I don't
know I need a script here for this, Will Woody
and Patty there it is, er guys.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'd love to hear from you right now. Give us
a call here at six five. Did you cop an
air full over the weekend? I know someone who did
a horrific and historic series.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Of events in America.
Speaker 14 (27:10):
The tempted assassination of former President Donald Trump has shaken
this country and sent a reminder that political violence happens
all over the world and even right here.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Vist President Joe Biden has called on Americans to lower
the temperature of political discourse.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
Shooting in Donald Trump's rowing in Pennsylvania calls on all
of us to take a step back.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Violence has never been The.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
US president injured and bloodied, throwing a defiant fist in
the air and the most tragic.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We now know who the spectator.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Killed was and how he died protecting his family.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
The government has been killed. Investigations continue into a motive.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
In Australia, as in the United States, the essence and
the purpose of our democracies is that we can express
our views, debate our disagreements, and resolve our differences peacefully.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I see you've done there. He was shot in the air.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
The bullet pierced his ear woulds now before we get
because I also copped in near four on the weekend.
I'll tell you about that in the second. If you've
got a story, give us a call. But let's let's
talk a little bit about you know, the big story
in the world for a second.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Sure, sure, do you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Think it's Do you think it's a conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This came up at family lunch yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Let's come up everywhere, mate, We're all thinking.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Bespoke and it's funny.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I was like, I laughed, you know, I spat out
my slow cooked lamb and was like, it couldn't be.
But then the more we talked about it, you look
at that photo of him punching the air with the
American flag behind and the blood going down his face
and you go, that couldn't have done any better for
your campaign.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That was the best thing that could possibly had.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You know, now there's merch that's going around online with
that photo everywhere, with phrases like bulletproof, fight for America,
grazed and unfazed. That's good, that's clever written, that's good
underneath it, but the perfect and you know, like everyone's
forgotten that there's somebody else it was running at OS.
(29:11):
I mean they've probably forgotten that too, to be honest,
I don't think he knows where he is right now,
but that.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I was shot.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
No, But like like when you think about that, it's
going to be a landslide now, right, He's gonna dominate.
Then you start going maybe it could be and then maybe,
like if it was such a good marksman that they
aimed for the.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Year and for the year, come on, man, it's not
Robin Hood. I think he was. He was, like.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This was discussed with family lunch.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
But but but I think after after hours of conversation
with this like no, no, no, I couldn't because I don't
think he was shot dead straight away.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I don't think it. I don't think it necessarily is.
I think that really. The thing that made it legitimate
for me is the fact that he's since said that
the reason that the only reason it missed his head
is because he turned to look at the screen. Yeah,
and he said, I rarely look at the screen. He
said that today, he said that earlier, just earlier, he said,
I raally ever look at the screen. And if I
(30:06):
hadn't looked at the screen, I'd be dead.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
The footage is mate, see him turning the right time
as the shot. Yeah, and I saw some picture today
online which showed that if his head was straight.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
And he didn't, it's straight to the back of his head.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, Wow, you got deep. Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, I mean, the story is phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
It is an amazing story, and I think the But
so that's on the one hand, that's why I think
it's legit. On the other hand, though, the fact that
there are let's say, seven Secret Service agents whose job,
whose life's mission, whose last twenty years has been put
yourself in between you and the president. There've been waterboarded
over that, they've been drilled over that for literally the
(30:46):
last twenty years in some sort of weird camp somewhere
in America, do not let the president in danger. They
all surround him and he goes on gays two sex
you may just bump and down. I'm just gotta give
the crowd a quick fist and they all obey.
Speaker 12 (31:00):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah that was weird.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, but that no.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
If the president says to you though, like get off me,
I want to stand up and do a fish part.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You you you overall that you go. Sorry, dude, we
haven't even apprehended the guy who's just tried to shoot you.
The snipe was still on the road. Yeah yeah, and
the president. I just bob my head up for two secs.
I'm just gonna give a quick wave. Yeah yeah, yeah,
didn't add up. Yeah, that's weird, but it is America.
It's a strange place. Yeah, thirteen one o six ' five.
The bullet did pierce his ear, though, And I would
(31:33):
love to hear from you guys if you copped an
earful on the weekend. Bit of a cheery change up
Jess is called Jess. You copped an earful over the weekend?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I did in the playground with my two year old daughter.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
So she was at the top of a slide, and
there was a little boy at the bottom of the slide,
you know, climbing up the slide, and the boy's mum
was sort of having a go at him, saying, you know, don't,
don't do that, and I just said, oh, you know,
don't worry, my little girl would probably do the same thing.
Her responsors, well, that may be okay for your girl,
but that's not how I teach my children.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
That s for a Sunday morning.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Wow, that is as vicious as a bullet from the
rooftop as far as I'm concerned. Thirteen one oh sixty
five more of these great earful stories. We all know
someone who got a bit of an earful on the weekend.
And I also copped an earful on the weekend. Yeah,
talk to me, can I say? I was at football
and I was trying to watch my team, the Mighty
Bombers lose with dignity, as they always do. And I
(32:35):
sat next to this woman who said good to me
at the start, but then she started banging on to
the person next to about the fact that a dog
has a counsel enforced for sectomy, counsel enforced canceling.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
This dog was impregnating so many female dogs that the
council got involved and said, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I've she impregnated six dogs. It impregnated six dogs in
four different parks across the Greater Melbourne area.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Blood partner in each park.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
They had a partner in eage of park. Its name
was Magic.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That makes sense, It makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
News and name checks out.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Now you see me, now you don't, and then yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
So unbelievable. So yeah, the council basically here I have
and said, hey, look, your dog is effectively the Robert
de Niro of the dog world. It's got children everywhere,
and we really need your dog to get the sick
to me. And the last thing I remember her saying
before I left my seat was quote she was like
kind of middle aged woman you can imagine, very proud
about her dog. No children. The last thing she said
(33:30):
was like all men, his happiness is attached to his testicles.
Charis got y comin for on the weekend. Chari's got
on six five high, Charie, Hi, there are yeah, good
at your coket an earful on the weekend.
Speaker 15 (33:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (33:45):
So essentially, I have my four month old baby and
I was parking at the shopping center and on the
side of where my baby is there's a poll. So
I parked a little bit further across on the line,
but in my car spot, and the lady that was
getting in her car next to me tried to get
into her car and she said to me, oh, geez,
you couldn't park any closer, could you? And I said, oh, look,
(34:07):
I'm so sorry. Let me put my prayer in a
car and I'll move it over for you. She goes, oh,
it's a bit late for that, now, do you think?
Can I explain to her wife out there? And then
she goes, look, if you can't get your baby in
that of car properly, then maybe you shouldn't have one.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh try begs kill a blue. Sure you can have
yourself a harder bush to go and spend it. Grill
for that one, mate, enjoy. I mean it seems like
you deserve it. Gee, baby, some grilled as well. Get
him in there, Start him young. Lisa's called thirty one
six five. Hey Lisa, you copped in earful on the
weekend like Donald Trump?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I sure did. Yes.
Speaker 17 (34:42):
What happened was is I work at a major supermarket
and somebody came to the service set for now for
cash out, and when I said, that's a new policy,
we don't give cash out any more without a purchase,
he then proceeded to give me a mouthful of swear
words and he called me some awful name, and I
just finished, were going, well, you have a lovely day.
(35:03):
And that even annoyed him even more.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
That sucks man, kill him with kindness there. Reckon, Lisa,
you handled that well. But and also, mate, just buy
some mints. Do you know what I mean? Like I can't.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, I might have been a five dollars or more
purchase by two.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Things are mints.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's a lot. It's a lot on mints. And I'm
kind of on his team a little bit if I'm
be honest. You know when they're like buy something and
you're like, I'll get the chewing gum and they go, oh,
it's ten dollars if you want to get cash out,
and you're like, yeah, just give you a fiftew bucks
as called is called thirty one or six y five.
Asking if you copped a new full over the weekend
like Donald Trump did.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Ari, Hey, guys, yeah I did. I was getting my
nine year old ready for a shower, and I was
trying to get him in the shower rather on the weekend,
and he was, you know, like most nine year olds are,
you know, doing everything, but what what his parents are
telling him to do? Of course, and he tells me,
(35:59):
just chill your bacon. Dad, And I have no idea
where he got that term from, but I felt, chill you.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Your nine year old told you to chill your bacon.
Speaker 12 (36:09):
Chill your bacon, dad was. And yet no idea where
he got that.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
What's the what do you usually say? Chill your just
chill out? But you go, cool your jets?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, cool your jets is what he's working on your farm?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, chill your bacon.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's the new one. It's what the kill you?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hey, Ari, Well you can chill your bacon with some
new grill made. You got one hundred bucks, you spend
it grilled howld your girl for the best zing ever?
The tasty is fried chicken berg. You've ever see no
chilled bacon in that joint. I'll tell you what. How
about the client integration there, We'll send that straight to them.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Trying to become I'm going to say we're on a
journey to become the Kings of the Ring.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
And I think that's something we need to discuss because
digital producer Kve brought this up in the pre show meeting.
She was like, you keep saying you're going to become
the Kings of the Rings. At what point? And she
was like, I think people need to know what the
goal is here because currently it just looks like you're
stealing up for people.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
We're kind of like dogs chasing a car, but we
don't know what we're going to do once we get
to the car.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
And I think that's a really, really fair thing to say.
And I think there are some of you out there
who are sitting on really beautiful engagement rings who are like,
why should I give it to you? Yes? Well, first
of all, you should know I've got a bunch of
Red Rooster bouchers to give you. You should know that goes
without saying pie time at Red Rooster with their new
chicken Chicken pie, Chicken and Gravy, I should say chain
(37:42):
and gravy pie.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Absolutely, that's hot, no doubt about it.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
It's a massive f you to your ex that you
just give it to these two random radio hosts like
that would really annoy me, I think if I gave
you that ring, but then third to wall of this, yeah,
I think we're not one hundred percent sure on this,
but we want to pull together the rings. We want
to then sell the rings and effectively get what, hopefully
(38:05):
twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well I think so if we yeah, absolutely, we want
to get a significant amount of money, and I think
it's fair to then ask boys, are you just going
to go and you know, put it on your mortgage? No,
we're not, I promise we're not.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
So be for the radio.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
The money would be for the radio show, and then
we do something which benefits the radio show and all
you guys that listen. So, for example, do we spend
thirty approximately thirty thousand dollars to just hire Russell crow
for twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Love that all right?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
And then the radio show effectively owns Russell Crowe for
twenty four and then people call us and go like,
got a bar mitzvah, love Russell to come?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Can Rusty come down?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Or even I've got a circumcision?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Could Russell be Maximus for the sword?
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
All good ideas? Yeah, no, no bad. In a brainstorm,
Shane's called on thirty one and sixty five Shane Shane, the.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Boys, the Boy, the Boy.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Shane.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You've got to ring, Shane.
Speaker 15 (38:58):
Yes, I have got to ring Shane of the ring.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Before we get to that, mate, how do you feel
about where where this is heading?
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Do you trust us with these rings? If we become
the kids of the rings? Okay? Great?
Speaker 15 (39:08):
I do? I really trust you boys. I believe it's
going to a good cause.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Thanks Shane.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Thanks Shane.
Speaker 15 (39:14):
I appreciate that. And it's just sitting there doing nothing.
My wife she had some rings as well, but she
melted them down and got cash for them. But yeah,
I kept mine and it's just sitting there. So I thought,
we're renewing our of ours in Vegas this year.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Twenty years this year really nice.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Great, So we're going to head over there and and
get go do it all over again. And I'm willing
to give you this ring I've got I reckon the
values for you our thousand roughly.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Funny, Shane, take it, Take it, Shane, Thank you so much.
Anything if we get Russell Crowe for a day, honorable mention, mate,
We'll make sure that you come up no worries. Thanks
the call. Good on your mate, Where are you go?
Another one another? That's one thousand bucks? How many rings
have we got? Now? Seven?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Last camp? But well, you know, we'll figure that. We'll
do like that. Take what do a stock take? After
the show today, let's go to Sue. Why don't we
go to Sue? Sue, you have a ring that you'd
like to part ways with?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Hello, yeah, I do, I do.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Indeed, can you give us.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
A story of the ring?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Sue?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Oh, I'm at this blow he said, love your first route?
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Weird but anyway, three months later, Engage.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Obviously wasn't going to go very well. But okay, she'll
have it, so you may as well give it to
you guys and make some use of it.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
So I love that. Do you still wear the ring?
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Is it something that you Yeah?
Speaker 17 (40:43):
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (40:46):
I can't fault the fact that it's pretty, you know,
but the memory?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Oh no, you just want to get rid of it.
I love that too.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Do you know how much it's worth too?
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Probably around two? Kay?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
So soon, I mean unbelievable woods.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
So we do want to we want to use all
these rings to effectively raise a whole bunch of money
and then do something for the radio show. Our first
thought is that we will hire Russell Crow for twenty
four hours and do we'll effectively make him do whatever
we want him to do for that twenty four hours.
Do you like that idea for starters? Or secondly, what
would you like to see the radio show do with
the cash?
Speaker 15 (41:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Well, if BRUSHL.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Crow's involved, like bloody, I'm all in, like.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Great to know it sounds like I don't mind thinking
like so rusty it is for Betty Grand for the day.
Thanks so much too. Hey, guys, keep the calls coming in.
I mean the Kings of the East, I mean I
feel like we're all you know, we're getting closer.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
There's momentum here right, Yes, definitely.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Do you want to be part of this if you're
sitting there and you're not sure about giving us your ring,
like surely you're hearing all this frivolity on air and
you're like, god, I want to be part of that.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yep, give us yours. You can if you give us
that shiny ring on your finger,
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