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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The will M.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Alrighty, welcome to episode whatever up to of the pod,
the best bits of the week, Woods behind the scenes,
gear Perry excited.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
But she's our favorite spots off the week. And I
think Captain Pootpants is going to come in as our
producer guest, which is furious about because he thinks he's
about it.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
But has he ever?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Has he ever been the producer coming in?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's just it's just I just love getting him talking.
I saw, I saw it. I saw him, to say,
by the way, at my local cafe. He saw him
in the wild.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
How was that?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Did he talk to you? I think I feel like
he tries to avoid it. I saw him while I
sent him twice. He's encroaching on my turf. Yeah, he's
going to all the restaurants around me. He's going to
the cinema next to me. Now he's at my local cafe.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
You don't like that, not at all. I told him
if we were in a gangster war, I would have
shot him by now.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, well, he's on my turf. Yeah, And that's what
you get, you know, you know the context.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
There is, if we're in against the war, you shoot people,
right or if we're in like, you know, gangs of
New York, you know, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and someone was on your turf,
if they're in my borough.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I think it's only if you shoot business from you.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
So if he was running a prostitution now on your turf,
and you obviously run a very successful.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Ring, current tight ring, very tight ring, I think that's
when you chewed him.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
But I think if it's a successful ring, good good
good good maternity leave though within my prostitution room.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh gentle, there's great health plans.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
But I find when I see poop pans out these days,
it's a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Like you know, used to see, yeah, school teacher in
the wild.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, they very much.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not mister Jones.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
No way.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
First, there's no way.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
And they're way too friendly with your parents, and your
parents are way too friendly with them.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You're like, just leave it a lite situation.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And then they always try and then they try and
include you in the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I don't like this dynamic at all.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
A little gig about the classroom and then and then
your parents all always end up making a joke about
you with the teacher.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, the worst.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
And then you see the next week and you're just like, yes,
we got too close on the way. Yes.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
It's like you had a fear with them, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
You see them and you're like, oh, my.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Skin's crawling, and you like, don't mention it because if
you other kids find out that I saw you in
the wild, they are going to.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Destroy me at recess.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, like if that, if they knew there was like
a bit of something.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
It was something going on, but like there's a friendship
outside of school, like you're you're mates.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
With mister Jones outside of school, you lose up.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, we're going to chase you, and you know we
are going to chase you.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You are going to be it all recess.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, I hate it being it. That was too slow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
If it was in water, you would have been good.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Great, loved it. Marco Polo Elite. Oh yeah, you can
hold my breath for a long time. Slick over the water.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, very good in water, very good in great water.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Shocking on the ground.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Shocking on the ground. I shouldn't be allowed on the ground.
I should just be doing the show from a tank.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah yeah, you should.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You should just your house should just be like Sea
World or like Kevin Costner's water World.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
I did a great fact about Kevin water World the
other day. Yeah, what's the fact.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
It's like, yeah, it's kind of like it was literally
he bowed out of Hollywood then for quite a while
because it was such a stinker.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Because it was huge at the time.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
So he does so apparently. So I was listening to
The Rewatchables. Sorry to promote another podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
On the podcast, but they were talking about my favorite,
one of my favorite ever movies, which is Robin Hood
Prince of Thieves, which is a.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Very This is the third time you've brought up that
movie this week.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You got to have you watched it?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I think I have a while again.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
But the point was they were like, we're going to
make a Robin Hood and they were like, we're gonna
get Kevin Costner into do Robin Hood. And everyone was like, great,
can't wait to see Costner's British accent. Costnin just rocks
up doing a Midwestern American accent and he's like, I'm
not changing it.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Unreal, so they all.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Had to just so apparently people would rock up on
the set with their like British accents. And the like,
they'd stopped the scene and they'd be like, what.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Doing He's not He's not changing.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
No, no, they would go to the director quite like
privately and be like, you do know Robinhood's British and
they're like, look, it's Costner.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
This is just what he's doing now.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
So did everyone start talking to Americans so English people? Yeah,
because famously the Sheriff of Nottingham is played by Alan Rickman, who.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Steals the show. Sure you said the number of right,
and so.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Apparently in the in the preview audience, they all sit
down and they all go, oh, is it like a
Sheriff of Nottingham movie?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Like you know, like Wicked is about? You know how
Wicked's actually about the Wicked which of the West?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
They're like, is that what you've done with this? Robinhood?
Is it about?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Because Alan Rickman's so good, is so much better than
Robin Hood that we think. And then Costner found out
about that and was like, you need to cut half.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
The Rickman scenes.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You're kidding here, because he's like, it's my it's my movie,
Like I'm not flown all the way over to England
here to do this movie.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Test audience when to go and watch a movie called
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, and that they thought after
it that it was a movie about the sheriff, the
Sheriff of not Aff and then Costner heard this.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, well no, no, sorry, the directors were just like panicked,
like Costa finds out about this?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
What is costnercause really that's scary?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
No apparently, so this is the thing he was. He
I can't remember the movies he did before then, but
he was.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
He was.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
It Dances with Wolves huge, but then he does like
the Bodyguard, and there's.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Another really big one in there where.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
You forget it like Dreams, Yes, Field of Dreams exactly so,
and that wins in Academy of Water. So he's literally
the biggest guy in Hollywood. That's why he rocked up,
you know with this just swinging his dick. I'll be
as American as I like it. Obviously in a British
folk and auditions, he wouldn't have auditioned, not at all.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It would have been like Kevin just.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Come over here, going to it.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
So he finishes doing the movie and then he's kind
of like and it goes well, it goes surprisingly well.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
So he's like Okay, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I can fly over without any breap and play an
American in British folklore.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I can do anything. Of course, goes to the director
and goes.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Here's this idea that I've had for ages about a
movie where it's just water everywhere.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, well he's in the directors.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
They cooked it up and they make the most expensive
movie ever made at that time, and it is the
biggest train wreck of all time in terms of in
terms of money put in for what they gained from it,
it is the worst movie of all time.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What is the storyline of water World? Post apocalyptic?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
It's post apocalyptic.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
The world has sank, like all the land has has
it's flooded the world, all the ice caps have melted.
And then it's just a bunch of like posse's that
have their own little like They've got these little like ships.
Someone's like Mad Max. It's Mad Max, Underwater Mad maxim Water.
It's underwater Mad. And then it's just gangs on the sleeting.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
On the set. It's awful. I got fifteen minutes in.
They lost me at the point where you like, one
of the big bits is that they all drink like
their own refined urine, brilliant.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
What's kind of like in June?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Oh it is June.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, like it sweat as well though, and poop is
get all the water feual matter.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, I'm pretty sure it's about them.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
When he's explaining the suit and drinking my ship for
the buses and you'd like to excuse my breath.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I've been drinking ship for literally thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
And that's why it's particularly offensive when he spits on
the house of a traadees has for traders, spits on
his face.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Have you about him? Doesn't spit on the tradees?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
He spits Oh sorry, no, respectful, that's respectful. Hest I'm
giving you some of my water.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It was trickery he to states some ship, so it's like.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
It's sign of respect. But deal with that. It's a nugget.
Who do you think spit wasn't method as well? He
probably ate his own ship for a few weeks method.
I think so, because he's I think so.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I think he's particularly talented.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, we both think it's amazing. We really need to
save this for the movie podcast, but I do I do.
I think By the way, a friend of our a
friend of ours who's listening to all that podcast recently,
he said to us, He's like, guys, the movie podcast thing,
is that actually happening?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Because I'm in, yeah, you get you guys love it.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Let's just leave him wanting to I think just leave.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
It's just the longest ever dict is maybe you should do.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
A Christmas movie podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I think the problem with the problem with I think
the problem with the movie podcast, though, Tommy, is that
like once we start, like, I don't want to get
a movie and analyze the movie.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I want to be able to, you know, skip between.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Alan Rickman to Javier Bardem spitting his own ship. Do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's a podcast. Yeah, I'm still learning more a podcast.
We're still figuring taking that on.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
But just a question for you, Kevin Costna, in my eyes,
like that guy hasn't aged a day in thirty years.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
No, he looks good now, and what's he doing? Did
you watch? Are you a Yellowstone fan?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I watched a couple of seasons of Yellowstone. I feel
like it started getting a bit repetitive.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, it's thing I think I've got.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Someone told me though that apparently there was a rumor
that Costner was going to be leaving the show.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
So I think there's a season in.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
There where like they're trying to limit his involvement, and
I think it's a stinky season. But then it's Costner
signed on for more seasons.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yes, he's going to go into his own thing or something,
isn't he Well no, I think I No, he's still
in Yellowstone.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
So I think that has had this really bad season
where they're trying to phase out the best character in
the show, which is Costner.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is he just like I haven't seen.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Something, because that's a classic.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I think that is focused on like these subsidiary characters
and you're like, where is Costner?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
So you've heard the latest news that came out this week.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
No, well, they're part two of the of the This
current season has just dropped, and something major happens in
the first few minutes of part two seasons.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Is gone, Oh spoil that's a big spoiler.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
But his name's Dutton in the show, right, So without
giving away that, I don't know what's happening in the
newer seasons, but I know there's a season where there's
not much Dutton.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
And then I think it ramps up again when when.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
They're like, oh you signed on, Okay, great, we'll focus
on you again because you're great. But you know what,
like you know, there's Kevin Costa has Yellowstone, there's like
another Cowboy movie.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
The American Zaga one. What can't that's what he directed
that he's got to see, That's what I was talking about.
He's gone on and done his own thing water. They're
drinking their own pissing the Cowboy movie and they're like, Kevin, what.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Are you doing.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
You're on a good thing again, don't do it again?
How can you do that?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yellowstone is still on and you've got this competing.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
Con custom man he's cost called Horizon American Saga.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
The same guy. What he does?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
I mean he does play the same guy, which is
literally but where we started though with the Robin Hood thing.
They were like, oh, okay, time for you to play
you know, still from the rich gift to the poor.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
You're this like icon of British history.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
And he goes, no, I'm just gonna I'm gonna do
what I didn't dances with wolves last year.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I want the Oscar for it. It's it's tried and destined.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Here we go again because the other, I mean, the
other thing about Costle that everyone should know is that.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
He wasn't an actor. He was a lighting guy.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
What.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah, he was like he was never into acting.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
He was just a lighting He was a guy like Harrison.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, he was just like it was just it was
just one of these guys on the set.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah, Harrison Ford was never an actor.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
So it's just that it's just that like era of
movies where they're just like there's no talent pipeline, there's
no it's just like, you're hot, you can do stoic mail.
The only movie that Hollywood makes is stoic male. So
just get on there and just be your sex yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Jason Statham, he was a diver.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
He was an Olympic diver. Stay Them, Stayed Them was
an Olympic dive. I can see that, though I don't
know how.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
He watches him dive and then goes, you've got.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
To be in movies. Is that why he did the
meg Is that like he's it's a bit of a
nod to.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
The diving past. Watch me do this backflip into a pike.
And now I didn't learn that for the film. I
was an Olympic diver.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
It's what he's wanted to do for twenty years. Why
do they all go to the water? Costner went to
the water, stayed and went to the water.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Because I imagine they have to film them in idyllic location.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Have you ever noticed that Adam Sandler had a patch
where like for ten years all of his movies were
set in Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Well, obviously fifty first dates because he moved there. Well, like,
he's obviously just at.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
The level where he decides, I will right to movie,
I will where's this movie?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Said, I'm thinking Hawaii? Maybe holidays in Hawaii? And then
he cast his wife. His wife's in these.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Movies like Family. It's a texted action. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah,
very funny. That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
All right, very good, Well, great movie chat as always,
very good chat. The other Costner movie we missed out on,
sorry early Costner was The Untouchables, which you haven't seen
that I haven't seen. It's about al Capone. Yeah, it's sick.
It's him and Sean Connery in an wow, awesome film.

(13:21):
Al Capone hepatitis. I believe in prison? Did he go
to Alcatraz? Al Capone al Capone scar about Scarface, No,
scarface and al Capine, I think of different people. I
don't think scar Scarface is about al Capone?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is it based on No, based on loose? Based on maybe?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
But in the movie podcast history broadcast now, al.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Capone went to Alcatraz and then he had he got hepatitis.
In fact, someone someone's got the other.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
The only good fact I know about al Capone is
that they couldn't get him because yes, because he paid
everyone off. And what they eventually got him for was
tax fraud. Yeah, the only thing they could get into,
but they knew they could get in for it.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yes, I love villain Woody Woody contented.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
You know what's that?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
I love villain Woody content. Oh sorry, you're saying, you're
saying you're not enjoying the al Capone been going for
quite some time.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Do you know who al Capone is? That's fair, brutal.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's always hard to receive the feedback when you're in it.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Imagine imagine if you were on a stage and that
was the moment where you got this is ship.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
I think we're the only people that actually copt that.
I don't think it is is bad.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Imagine if you go to act two, we're bad and.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
We're just they stand up to receive it straight away
when nobody laughs.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
That's true, that's true. Yeah, yeah, not everyone. Convenient entertainment guy.
It's a tough kick. Al Capone on the other end,
he was in crime.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
He quick factor.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
I just want to check this out.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What was it? What was it?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
He was in Alcatraz. Eventually was held in Alcatraz, which
is obviously the prison. Yes, but what was his He
got hepat hepatitis, a type of hepatitis.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Okay, here we go. This is the big moment, guys,
and then we will.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Get into the best These moments never happened for me.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Bo.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Al Capone was sprung from Alcatraz as in like, he
was released from Alcatraz because he had hepatitis. Have I
won your back? KB, Sugar?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
That was big and she didn't even buzz in for that.
That's the ultimate bobba, the ultimate insult. All right, let's
get into our best bits of the week. Although that
was pretty hot woods so hard to find. Although I
did very much enjoy the fact that you you didn't
remember the song that Mimi walked down the aisle to at.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Your wedding your daughter.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Remy walked down the aisle to it comes the Sun?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Why the Beatles heavy Road? You didn't know that yesterday
I had to tell you.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I explained to you, and then trying to embarrass me.
You're trying to embarrass me. You're trying to embarrass me.
I'm not accepted.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
If you're going to do it, be a man about it.
That's what you're trying to do.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
What I said to you. Something in my brain doesn't
take in music.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Okay, ever, okay, even in very special context, have you
done your context?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I'm not quite done. Now, you're not quite given in
very no way, there's no amount of context. Woods. What
song did min walk down the aisle?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
TA very good one, A very good one, and we'll
leave it there. No, she walked down to.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Because we I think I remember either way, if.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You start playing it, If you start playing, I'll go
that's the one.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
If you gave me three songs, I would be able
to tell you which one it was out of the
three based on sound.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Really, I don't know like song names.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
And okay, if you reckon, I can give me three songs.
I'll give you three songs.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
And I'll tell you which one she walked down the altar. Okay,
I won't be able to tell you the artist or
the song now.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah, so you don't know this, I don't say that,
but you will be able to tell the melody when
you hear it. Okay, so we're giving you a bit
of I think we're compensating a bit for you here
to give you a leg.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
It was in the middle here, which song didn't mean?
Walk down the al two? Song one.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
When we were young, everyone was on a side, and
then we grew a.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Little great song two.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
He's strong, strong conviction. He's got to be strong. I
mean he doesn't know the artist or the songs.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
He really is hanging on. He needs the melody. Go
back to one. Oh no, it is a strong no
hang on, I didn't say. Okay, go back to song one.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Okay, when we were young, everyone was on a side,
and then we grew a little and eralman.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Size that time. My song Flowers in your Hair. Go
to song two. Okay, definitely not that.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
It's definitely not two.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
There only three songs. Yeah, go to three.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's definitely not that she loves Matt Corby, but she
did not walk down the arm to Matt Corby. Okay,
we're going to see him, actually anyway, that's neither him
nor there. It's not I think song one you're trying
you No, you think you're trying to make me out.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's none of those songs.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
It's none of those songs, none of us. You don't
think it's any of them. No, Okay, well we've got
a problem.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, it is one of those.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yeah, okay, it's one.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Then it's song one, and he's obviously used.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Like a verse in the song.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Is that Kahan that?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
There, what's the chorus?

Speaker 5 (18:56):
There's an that song? She didn't walk down the.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Thank you my God? Some gas lighting me. This is
this is manipulation, and it's absolute finest.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
What about this one?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
There?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
It is that's my girl, My girl, A pole came
out of the ground. It was class, it was class.
It's that's the one.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
That's the one, that's the.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
One, my beautiful Wow. And I feel a bit emotional
that subconsciously. Subconsciously, I know, yeah, what's it called Alabama?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
No, Jesus, I was gonna say, if you're just joining us,
I can't get rid of these radio sensibilities. But if
you are, if you were, just if you've joined us,

(19:54):
or actually no, because I think you know, judging by
the producers reaction, we might have lost a number of
people in the intro. So I don't know if they
skip forward though they in joking me the best bits
of the week skip skip skip. Maybe we should have
that note underneath the pod, like if you hate that
first from the in they get into the good stuff
at fifteen.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah, fifteen is a good good marker for you.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Maybe just write that underneath their kV past forward the
first chuck it down, minutes, chack it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Down, and then we'll give you live feedback on how
you've written it. But comma, there coma there now I
just need to say yes. So I was talking to
my beautiful wife about the fact that I didn't know
the wedding song. Yeah, and she had heard the bit
and there's more to it. She heard she heard the

(20:45):
stuff on air.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yep, heard that. Yep, there's more to it. That's all say.
But we'll call her back at the end of the pot.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, beautiful, what we need to get into before Uh yeah,
I want to give away too much.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
But there's more to it.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
My ov A bit of the week was obviously the
obsession that we all had with the corpse flower. Wow,
so again the flower that bloom smells like a dead body.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
It really, I mean.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
The peak of it, obviously for mine, was when we
somehow convinced a guy called PUCKI to go and smell.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
The flower for us.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Not only are we not at the corpse flower, I
think we're sending a random chef down who listens to
the show to describe the smell for us exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't know why I said in a negative tone,
because that's exciting.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
It's already been described. It smells like a dead body. Yeah,
but I want to smell it myself.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
So the plan is, by the way, if you haven't heard,
there is a flower that is blooming in Geelong. It
smells like a dead body. It happens once every ten years, guys.
So we have to seize the moment. That's what they
say in all the Roman films. Do you watch sees
the moment? Carpe dam Yeah, we're Carpe dieming.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Do you do you ever like go outside and see comets?
Did you go and see Haley's comment when it came
outd I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Know why, but the sky stuff bores me. I'm more
of a smell guy anyway.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
It's a smell about it because because there's other things
that happen, you know, once every ten years, once every
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
The eclipse, name one more exciting solar eclipse? Oh I
did watch that.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Actually that's pretty cool anyway. Equally cool is a flower
that smells like a dead body. We've got Pucky on
the phone right now.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Hello, Puck Man, Hey boys, how are we Ucky?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Welcome back to the show mate. How's the ipelic going?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Oh, it's not too bad. Actually, I just tooked up
the best one the other.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Night, the best.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
We still need to come down. We need to come
down and have a meal on you packy Yeah? I
should you Are you across this flower that smells like
a dead body?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Do you know anyone?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Of course you are.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's bloody exciting.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Do you know anything excited about this? That's a good question.
Are you excited about this? Packing?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I am? I am, I am. I'm pretty nervous though,
to be honest, nervous. Why are you nervous? I know?
Apparently it's like the stinkiest thing in the world.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Exactly, thank you?

Speaker 9 (22:59):
Why is Pucky?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
You didn't say that. You didn't say that. You didn't
say that. He says the smelliest thing in the whole.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Worlds that I thought the ultimate cell was smells like
a dead body.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Anyway, Pucky? Am I right? And saying that you're at
the flower right now?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm at the flower? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Are you in the queue?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Probably I'm not the cue. I'm not in the queue other.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Than the steak chat.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
You're not in the que You're actually at the front
of the queue.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm at the front by the flower.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
How did you get there?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
We have you?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Are?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
You've organized? Is pooy?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Just pay?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
He's the king.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
There's no way we weather in line for ten hours
for you boys.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
You cooked yourself the perfect dy for last night and
waited for ten hours in a queue.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
So packy have you?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
You haven't smelted yet? Or have you smelted?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
No? Not yet, not yet? You get like slight slight
works on the room.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I think it is, but okay.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
The ladies were saying that the actual flowers think so much.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
They've got a bucket next to it. If able to
spew in.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
A couple of people walking out pretty quick?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Can you can you have a live can you have
a live sniff for us?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Packy?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right, all right, let me seck. I'm gonna go
out to it wild all right? Oh oh hell the
web sex voice.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh describe.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh that was nasty. That was nasty. That was nasty. Boys,
smell like oh like, I don't know, but that was nasty. Man,
that was bad.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Packy.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Is there any chance you could get some sort of
jar or bottle and bottle us some smell and then deliver.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
The bottle of some of the smell.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Could you.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I could try?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Can you can you get one more with for the boys? Packy?
Just if you can?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
You can you can walking back?

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Okay? You can extinguish any flavors?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
All right, all right? Oh god, oh boys, I don't
know what that is. It's lucky to sing. Only comes
every ten years.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh isn't that bad?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
That is straight up nasty.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
You're a soldier, always wanting to go again.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I want to walk to the other corner of the room.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
You one more time? This is too good. Go one
more time for us, please.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
You are one more? I was this?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh, boys, there's no more. Let's torture to my nose.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Torture to my nose. It is nasty.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
That's nasty.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I love you, got work backy, Well, mate, you're a soldier.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'll ask the album lady if I can bottle up
some it.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, bottle some then send it into the studio. Then
we can have a wiff tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah. Yeah, I'll try and save you some of the
worth shreckends that might turn the bottle green.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Oh awesome.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Okay, So obviously the last thing we said there is
did you get a jar for us? And this was
all a bit of a ruse because I knew that
what I was going to do was put a fart
bomb in a jar and then make you smell it
and make you think that it was the court flower.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Right.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
But I'm interested to hear from your perspective what you
thought was going on, because so the following day I
had to, you know, get the fart bomb in the jar.
Had no idea of the power of a fart bomb.
I haven't I haven't experienced a fart bomb since early childhood.
So I go into our boss's office to hide because
I didn't want you seeing the fart bomb. Put a
fart bomb in a jar, close the lid the fart bomb.

(26:42):
The pressure of a fart bomb is so strong.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
It blew the lid off the jar.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Wow, flew off, smashed into a wall. And the smell
that from this part bomb it cleared, cleared the station.
So everyone down there is complaining, like what is that smell?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
That?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
People's interception getting out of.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Their desks leaving anyway. I then come into the studio
at this point, did you what were you thinking here?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Because I still knew the whole thing was bas right.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, and that's obviously why you were reluctant when we
were then on air and I said to you that
I bottled up the smell of the corpse flower.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yes, and this was you reacted. I have no interest
in this.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I've said from the outset that I've got no interest
in it. This is your curiosity. The scent of you
said you you're dying to smell it.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
The scent of this.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Corpse flower is so strong that it's like it's condensated
inside the glass. That's how strong the pheromones are that
come off this corpse flower. Will you and I have
done this career for a long.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Time, I've got involved in that. You there's nothing you
can say right now which will sell me to put
my nose in that jar.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
You made me kiss you in the studio.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
No, you wanted to kiss me in the studio, and
the proof was in the kiss as well. Your tongue,
a lot of tongue.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
No I was I performed. I didn't enjoy it at all.
But I just think you and I we do everything together.
I'm going to come over. I'll come to you.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
I don't need to be involved in it. I don't
want to be involved. You can come over here, but
I will not. You can sniff it if you want
to sniff it together. I'm not involved in this.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I'm not going to move on the show until you
agree to sniff it with me.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
We stay in there, put it in the park.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
You care about it's being late more than me.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
You're the only one who wants to sniff this. This
is your idea.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, A lot of stuff is silly stuff that you
want to do, so I just think.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
You never do silly.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
This was your idea to get tattoos for Olympians. I've
got four Olympians tattooed on my leg.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
That was your idea to get coming to you.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
I'm coming to you.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
I don't want to do this quick. I'm not involved.
I'm not I've got nothing to do with this. I
don't want anything to do with this.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You're a scientist.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
You ready.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
The wrench, but still described his mouth everywherewherewhere, Well, it
was it was a in a jar. It wasn't a flower.
Oh my god, it's everywhere. God, Oh my god, it's everywhere.
He's gone. He's gone. Oh my god, it stinks in here.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
We're gonna go to a song everyone, No, we're going
to ads.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, it's willing moddy.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Was Pucky actually at the corpse flower?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, he actually smelled as there was a photo of
Pucky on our Instagram.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, but like you know, you can put you can
put me in front of the Eiffel Tower yesterday and
it's going to look real these days.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
We didn't.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's true though, like it's it's very it's not photoshop.
He's legit because because yeah, well yeah you heard from
his reaction, you couldn't actually did That's well I wasn't sure,
but then afterwards I was like, because pooh, he was
on the phone to Pucky for now. Pooey A Joey
was on the phone to the organizers of the Corpse
Flower and so he was convincing them that can we

(29:53):
please get Pucky to the chef from the Sphinx to
come down and yeah, because otherwise it's the two hour wait.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, cool, Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
But then as soon as it was like, oh, you've
got in a jar, like I like, I didn't know
that it was BS then, but my my spidery senses
were tingling. But then because I was like, first of all,
Pucky's not driving a fart in the jar up from Geelong.
And then I was like, you're not couriering that. I know,
I know, I know how tight budgets are on radio
these days. And then there was a moment where where

(30:22):
shas who's was produced? Who was producing?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
On?

Speaker 5 (30:24):
When were it yesterday? The other day? Before?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
She she came up and she's like, oh, what's gonna
go for a sec? And you just had, yeah, I
know the look on your face. You get this look
on your face which is like, yeah, you get you
get too excited. And then you went into the g
You wentto the GM's office, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then
you burst out of there and ran into the toilet.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, because it was all well, was going everywhere everywhere.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
It was horridic.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh yeah, fart bomb. I don't know what's in those things,
but that is toxic. Now are we gonna are we?
Are we hitting them with some ads right now? Are
we getting produces best?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Produces best bits. We've got your favorite bit first.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That was my favorite. Oh my god, I love I
just love the ad so much. Put them up, turn
them up loud.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Time for the producer's best bit of the week. I
fearless leader Captain Poop Ben's in the studio. Hi wearing
an iconic mustard jumper.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah, two of these on rotation.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
I think, well, I get I do get a lot
of ship from my jumpers. Apparently I wear a lot
of the same.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
But it out man, you mustard, You've got two mustards, Yes,
I do.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
I think a wardrobe is not complete with that too.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Oh I don't have one mustard.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
I never said your wardrobe was complete.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I was wrong with a T shirts and body.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Now poo.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
It was brought up at the start of this podcast
that when we will see you in the wild, he
gets quite, I think, and wants to go the other direction.
And it actually said that, if he was in Gangs
of Times, would shoot you. How do you feel when
you've seen.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
You did that to my face?

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Which makes me feel better when you weirdly.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Hang on, hang on?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
When you saw him in the world, you said, I
wish I could shoot you. I said, stay off my turf.
If I was a gangster, I would have showed you.
I think that's the first thing I said in order.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
To coffee.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Love better start the morning a threat and a coffee.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Game straight game bounding over, I was like, bloody hell,
I can I get a break from this guy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
You know when you see someone coming to you that
you don't want to see, but you've acknowledged them, so
you have to like force smile.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
That's what I felt from a reluctant smile exactly.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah, that's what you felt.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
And the dog is I was gonna say, Stevie, actually like,
really turn on you. I released, Yeah, I nearly.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
I should have taken her off the change mold.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I don't know why, but the imagery you get, really
it's good.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
We've got to get particularly affection.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I've got to put one of taking to the police training.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Second, ute a line on my turb again, and I
will release downs.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
I've started to take a liking to your turf.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I know you've been saying that you're picking it apart.
I don't know his wine bar.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, he's going to my wine bar. He's going to
my curry house. He's going to my cinema. Now, he's
going to my cafe.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
We should all as a team to start hanging out him.
Will's little Square.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
It's the best part of town. I think we all
know that. But I you know, you can come and visit.
I just think it needs to be like a You
might need to like stamp in and stamp out when
you come over, like like like a shift worker.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
You get one visit a month, and second you're in there.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
But it is yeah, and you can't be around me
when I'm there.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
So you put like an announcement out there or something, Yes,
I'm in the area, clear out.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I shouldn't need to do that. I think I'll just
find us.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Should all just get find my friends, and then if
you want to come, you just check where I am.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Oh, yeah, go on you.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
The onus is on you, Wills and the will's not
here perfect? Okay, Well anyway, pooh, what's your what's your
favorite bit.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Of the week?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
All right, I have a highly commended which, with all
due respect, is not something that you guys did, but
it was a nice. Part of the week was the
z Pain song, and I thought we should just have
a nice little listen. Now we can play the swear version,
so I thought we could sit in that for a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
What is the you have to explain what z pain
is or do we do that on the spot doing No, No.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
We don't know we should do that. It's a good draft,
is playing any of the audio.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I want to make it very clear that you guys
did the spot very poorly. So I'm just going to
throw to the audio that I organized.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Nice, that's nice. It's good. That's nice. It's been really
good for our egos. This podcast taking a bit poorly.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
People make our show have shat on us unceremoniously.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Mean to do that.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
My thought was, I remember seeing your face when we
played it to you for the first time on air,
and you were in such shock slash enjoyment, slash. It
was disgusting that I would would have liked. I would
have liked to revisit.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Now it's my turn, as the producer in this instance,
to just tell you to tell everyone what the fuck
you're talking about, because which I thought.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I did quite well two days ago. But we're not
going to play that audio.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Later.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
I'll get the principal.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Get to the point, get the context, play the grab,
and don't talk too long off the back.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Make sure you go out in the out.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's hard in here.

Speaker 9 (35:45):
It's it's tough.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Welcome to our dig here.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Mark Zuckerberg, the Facebook founders teamed up with what's his name?
And they made a song and it's really funny. Well,
they've covered a song.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Now let's hear the let's see the other.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
One day got a second? There's why Why did they
choose that song?

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Because it was the it was the song that they
heard whose day?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Whose day?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Him?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
And Priscilla?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Who's him?

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Mark years?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
It's the song that he's very nice? Is it at all?
We should have played the whole bitter reckon. I tell
you what we'd be done by now we would see
that was good radio.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
But you came in here you wanted to throw your
own bed and now you've got to eat your own
You've got to eat your own producer pie and geez,
I'm loving it.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Go on.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Mark Zuckerberg. When he first met his wife Priscilla at
back in college or whatever, this song was playing.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Okay to cover it, Tea Paint covers it for their anniversary.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
I believe is that I was second, second, second, as.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I always play the song on their anniversary and these
anniversary he decided to actually do a song with I'm
look at me, I'm taken control.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Well, well, I think you said this on it did
really beautifully yesterday. I bet the windows to the walls
till sweat drops down my balls.

Speaker 10 (37:26):
Still all these bitches coral, Oh skate skiing, motherfucker, Oh
skeep skate goddamn, Oh skiate skate motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Oh skate ski goddamn shorty crowns so fresh, so clean?
Can't you fuck? That question has been harassed me in
the mind.

Speaker 10 (37:46):
This girl is so fun.

Speaker 11 (37:48):
Let me come to this club about fifty eleven times?
Can I play with your pantina? The older said, I
need to calm down. Security guarden is sweating me now.
I got drunk and am threatened me.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Now three six. Now damn, you're fuck hoping you can
suck it to me baby one more time.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Shock, that is awesome. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
We still can't figure out whether whether it's a joke.
Immediate chat afterwards.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Was that a gag?

Speaker 6 (38:25):
So, because well you raised this like, is he doing
it ironically? I don't think he is.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I think he's just a.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Big look a couple of good points in the gag
column in the game.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well, okay, so I'm going to say in the taking
it seriously column, he's trying very hard there. You can
tell he's trying very hard with the.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
He's got te panes auto tune, mate, none of that's legit,
t Paine, tea pains auto tunes.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Like in this glass box covered it auto tune in
the world.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Don't worry, mate, you just sing whatever you want to
do this thing only one mate. The only point in
that it's a joke column is in his post that
he did on his own Instagram, he said, I had
to do a replica of this lyrical masterpiece.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah that for me, stake of Joe, Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
But is he so deep in his own.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Well, so that's that's that.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
And he's such great friends with Tea Pain that you
wouldn't want to diss the song.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
True pain laughing at that song.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
It's not Tea Pain song song. It's Little John in
the east Side.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
We did laugh about Little John.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
But he's little John.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
But it's a publicly shamed little John like that, Like
what does John think about.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I'm so sorry that little John is also in Robinhood,
Prince of the believe. It's just jumped back to me,
Aud That is amazing. Oh my god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
That's that's just that's podcast there and dippity boys, you
can't touch that.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Who is he?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
He's the he's the King of the Woods. He's the
band of he leads the band of merry men. Yes,
and Kevin Costner have a fight on the river with quarterstaffs.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Brilliant. Anyway, go watch bridgeon Names. I can't believe we
are back here. That is phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh my gosh.