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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Moody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Will hope you having a great drive home?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's the podcast. I'm like a wind up joy to
do it. Sometimes I just see red. I just see red.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That sucks. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
And they're going to keep that on record because they
hate me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Hey, welcome to the last podcast of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Wow, well done every one. You made it. We made it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And what's a year it's been? Well? Yeah, favorite part
of the year politically.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Politically what's my favorite part of the year. Really good
question and one that I answer at the end.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Of the pod. Are you going to ponder I podcast? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Politically favorite thing that happened. Oh, the hacker in the
New Zealand. Nice question time? I think that was you
were close, you were so.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Questions. It was good. Isn't the cool question time? It
was amazing. That was really movement.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, the bit was amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I just like the only thing what he knows about
politics question time. So he just he saw he saw
what looked like a legislature, and he couldn't he didn't
know the word for legislature, so he just gave his
question time.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I should watch it. When I was unemployed I love questions.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
All right, guys, well question the lawmaking, no, just the
questions in it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Mark the Man Daniel is in his fresh pick to
the heady.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Before we get to Mark the Man. We probably didn't
tell them what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You're getting straight into question time, mate. I like it,
We need it first. This is what we're going to do.
And this is no indication of, you know, any sense
of burnout or fatigue from us. What we've got is
we've got each of the producers to come in here
and and we effectively run a slave trade these days.
There's going to be twenty five of them circling through
over the course of the next hour, and they're each
(02:00):
gonna name there a bit from this year that they
would like to hear again.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Brilliant and Mark the Man Daniel is the first Mark
Daniel after.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
For time in the studio.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I would say, yeah, big moment for someone who has
so much to do with the fact that the show
actually works. It's quite remarkable that we've we've buried you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He's always you have every reason to hate us, but
we love you. So well done. Great to have you
explain what he does well, you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Know, actually he's just he's just a mystery man in
the background, and you don't know. He's got his own area.
No one's allowed in there except for poop Pants when
he can get off the johnt, which has been to
give him in the last few days.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Blueberries is very dangerous, PERI.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Given your morning, maybe you get some more firmer foods
or something biscuit or veggie.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Might stay away from the fibers.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Mate, anyway, mark in here, So Marky is the engine
room of the show.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It is great to have you in here, mate, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So what I've.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Chosen a bit. I don't know if it's the best moment.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Of the year, but hear it again.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Oh no, it's a good display of you two showing
a lot of humility and turning a mistake into some content.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Really interesting, really really owning the mistakes. Okay, great, I'm
looking hearing this. Do we listen to all of these?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But that's nice.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Listen read you can win one hundred ducks to spend
it red Roost one hundred bucks even you can because it's.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hundred ducks. One hundred ducks. A surprised. That's a great question.
Are you taking the backs of the ducks?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I take the ducks every day in the week.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I don't think it's like on sell them for more
than more than one hundred street fowl of a duck
depending on the duck.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
How much you're buying a duck for, you.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Got to sell them as well. You got to go online.
It's the admine hundred bucks. That's that's liquid.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm pretty sure that they're day.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
We then took calls for Oh, you've got him, look
at him. This is why he's the man. Make the man.
Here we go, one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hundred duck ducks. Interesting, Why Jenny, you can make more money?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I mean it's simple economics, isn't that The breeder did
say you can make three thousand dollars for one hundred
for one hundred ducks.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Year, one hundred hundreds hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, man, I got one hundred ducks.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And then you go go the trifector there, Why job, I.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Find someone who knows what they're doing for ducks, do
a sixty forty and be.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
A silent partner.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And if you do sixty forty with three thousand dollars,
would you be keen on Cohen and a duck with him?
But I can't have it in my house. Well, where
do you want to audio producer? Mark?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He has farm. Will you take the Mark?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Will you take the duck?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Mark?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Nothing, it's our audio producers June out. You know we're
on the you know we're under nothing when that happens.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
So I actually pulled that clip out and then realized
that I wasn't listening to the clip in the first.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Which I've never heard. That remains though, do you want
do you want?
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You want the duck wants a duck? Make a little
spot for it, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You'll take it. That says what you're actually here for.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
All of this.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It's a sixty forty split sixty. We have sixty, you
have forty. We will purchase one hundred ducks, and we
will give you those ducks. I'm being serious, by the way.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Are you in I can hear that. Are you obviously? Obviously?
Speaker 11 (05:29):
Did you eat a duck egg?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Would I eat a duck here?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, for sure, there's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, there'd be a lot of waist there. I'm not
sure I've ever eaten a duck egg. I think I've
had a duck egg before. It just tastes like a
chicken egg. It's richer, I'm down. Maybe we didn't take
it off one. Your house is called the Death Ranch,
so we're called Death Ranch ducks.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
We're getting out, we're getting out of that. We're trying,
really trying to shake that as really trying to shake that.
Nothing's die in a while. It was a bad start.
It was a rocky start your house. It sounds like
a horror movie, the rocky start of the Dead.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Shake that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
He's just band.
Speaker 10 (06:12):
O.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Great to have you.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Thank you for a great year, great bit of audio.
Get out of here, get back in there, make sure
you're listening this time. Get back to that living ranch,
The Life ran the Fertile round kV nice.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
What was your favorite moment of the year.
Speaker 12 (06:27):
My favorite moment, I don't know if it's my favorite.
I just say that it's really stuck with.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Me unfortunately unfortunately.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Yes, So I'll take you back to Taylor Swift. She
was out in public. She had a hickey.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yes, oh no, and.
Speaker 12 (06:45):
Woody you were really pro hickey out and proud.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I was surprised that people were shameful around hickeys because
I thought it was saying to be like, honey, check
out my neck.
Speaker 12 (06:56):
That's right, and you. You proved those haters wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I didn't know I did.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
If you're that adamant about the fact that hickeys need
to be out and proud, then I think you should
be able to wear one.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't have to do it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You can choose someone else from the team if you
like to pants.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, hell.
Speaker 13 (07:20):
Right, you right?
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Rap it can't it can't.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
You won't.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Why you're a rat?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Get in there, Get in there now. You gotta suck hard.
You gotta suck hard. You gotta suck you do because
if you don't leave a mark, you have to go again.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm getting there.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
This is weirdn't You've.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Got a bit of a biting action. He was gentle
and the and then he came my mind, I got him. Yeah,
(08:14):
I got in there?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Does that?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Does that? Do you ever think about that pooey at
that moment? Not in a good way, wouldn't we Yeah,
but you don't think about it.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
There is a certain bank of memories that are particularly shameful,
given that I've been to university, and that's.
Speaker 14 (08:32):
One of them.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Interesting. Yeah, okay, okay, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
My favorite part about that was there. I'm glad you
brought this up because I forgot about. This is the
moment where Woody and I occasionally on air have moments
where we look at each other and you see in
the other person's face that we think exactly the same
thing at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And when he was like, I'm in Anita Hickey and.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I said I'm not going to do it that poop pants,
you could see it like happened in both our heads
at the same time. And the best thing was he
saw on us that we were thinking him before we
turned around.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
We both knew how much he would hate it, so
he would be so uncomfortable, but.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
He knows he has to do the bit because the
radio show can't move on until you wrap those lips
around my neck?
Speaker 15 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
How long did he have the Hickey for ages? And
there was there was what did I have?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, it was like it got really big and there
was a I went to something with a Hickey and
that was a really not a good thing to go to.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It was really both for you because he had Hernia's
at the same time as we was a Hickey and
Hernia Tom.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Tom Gleason was in the next day.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
The thing was, Yeah, that's tough it does actually, like
it does get to a point sometimes in here where
it just you know, because the other thing where just
like that. I think that was fine, but it just
you get to a point where, like because we like
doing fun stuff, it's a bit shocking, you know, like
what you I made out in here, But it does
get to a point like you know, Analy's had her
feet out in here the other day and I was
(10:04):
trying to tickle her, and I think that you.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Know, yeah, I was against that, very against that now, No, yeah, absolutely,
I was knowing what we know now.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, we're not allowed to talk about.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah that that was.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Probably too much, wasn't It probably figured it out, But
she's she's changed your ways.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You've changed your ways now I have fresh socks on
every day for most people.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Context totally out of context.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Okay, thanks for coming in, well done, some spicy actually
behind the scenes TikTok will and what do you theirone
can follow made one love that it's just you and
Kate and and.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You you myself and you analyse and bongo.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Yes right, nice good fun.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay you guys actually feature that's that's nice. Trading off
our brand so it'd be just wonty if we didn't great, Yeah,
it's maybe for socks. They been listen up. We're back baby,
(11:19):
Oh we're always here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, come back.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You haven't lost that.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
See I've had I've had a So they keep saying
to us radio announcers can't be podcasters and that, and
we've shown that twice this podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I started with a will and you know we've done
to it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Welcome back, give them the time in the weather.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
All right, five to three twenty seven and then cloudy
That might have hit somewhere wherever you listened to here. Anyway, Tommy,
you have a moment from the year that you'd like
to regale.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Mine's a bit.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Different to everyone else's. That's unlike you.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Since that we go, Tommy, he likes to zigg.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Win people's egg tell me I like im to the
dark side. He's talking about penis.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Ah uh, classic straight man, trying to get my sexuality
in there. So everybody's going to the funny bit. Whip,
Oh not a funny bit.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
This is this was so intense, it's so worth Oh see.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This what I'm talking about. He likes to zig, so
we're all zagging right now.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's a live okay, all right, okay, okay, he was
any other context.
Speaker 16 (12:22):
Yes.
Speaker 17 (12:22):
So a woman posted a Reddit thread about being in
a relationship with a married man. So you guys asked
the question, are you hooking up with a married man?
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (12:31):
And we got a call from a woman called Diane
who just let it all out.
Speaker 16 (12:38):
To be honest, it's just convenience. They're not needy. They
leave you alone. I was cheated on in my marriage
and I used to confront the girls and they tell
them photos of here's my husband. I'm here with this together,
we have kids. The lack of respect that I got,
I would rather be the girl on this side than
the girl on that side any day.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wow, hang on, hang on hand.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
The reason that you left your husbands four years ago
was because he was cheating on you as a means
to keep yourself safe from that. You're now the one
who's cheating with another guy on his And how you.
Speaker 16 (13:09):
Said that is how I seed in my head too.
Sometimes I valid at myself that all men are the
same because like they're all still out, he's doing it
and the sex is just great. They're willing to ruin
their home life for you. How him in the last
four years, I'd say about twelve times been like other
people in between.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Are you referring to other married men? Yes, so you're
currently seeing how many married men?
Speaker 16 (13:34):
I went saying, in the last four years, I've been
with about six married men.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh my god, where do you find them?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
They find me just Facebook.
Speaker 16 (13:43):
I'm not even on dating app. It's just Facebook.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What do you mean that is that has message you
on on Facebook?
Speaker 16 (13:48):
One hundred percent? These men these days, they have no shame. Wow,
I can't talk.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I know, I know, but loyalties and nobody but myself, Diane.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And you've got children, he said, yes, okay, is there
anything of like not wanting them to find out and
not wanting them to have cheating in their life or
are you you know the world's cooked and everyone cheats
on everyone, so you know, yeah, I think.
Speaker 16 (14:08):
The party is pretty cooked. And like I just thought,
my kids that are way younger morals because I've never
ever expose my kids to any of these.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Men, Like, is you the impression that you're just doing
it for sex?
Speaker 16 (14:18):
Then it keeps me single. All the men that I've
done it with, they are actually the sort of people
that I would genuinely be in a relationship with and like,
they appear to be great people, so when I see
them doing this, it just confirms in my head that
my type of guy is a piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Do you consider yourself a bad person, Diane? I consider
it's to be.
Speaker 16 (14:42):
Pretty disgusting because I know what it's like to be
on the other end. But at the same time, I
welcome these women contact me and be like, are you
talking about man? And I'll be like, I'll told them everything,
Like I have no glut to these men. I would
destroy their relationship in a heartbeat, but I just haven't
been confronted. I will allow them to ruin their own
relationships and get benefits from it along the.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Way, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Do you think? Do you think I could set up
a sting operation?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It sounds like she's so far down the end of
I think all men are bad because I'm literally seeing
all of you cheat on your wives, right, and her
own husband has cheated on her, right.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, sting operations.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Got a bit lost than the logic.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I mean, like, she's clearly I've been emotionally really badly
right cheating husband, and the response to that is to
go so far the other way and to continue to
prove that all men are as bad as the husband
that cheated on her.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't buy that.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I think I think that, like like I think she's
saying that as a way of justifying it because she
doesn't want to. She's obviously thought this through. There's a
reason she didn't. We didn't call her specifically, she called
the show. Yeah, right, so she's obviously gone, like I've
thought about this. I'm going to sound like a hero. Yeah,
she's got It's almost like a real kind of like
you know, like two Faces in the Dark Knight, Harvey Dent,
(16:09):
you know, like he gets to that point where he's
like justifying what you know, he justifies the ends.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You know, he's like, this is why it doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, Like if you think about it objectively, it doesn't
make any sense in the long run in terms of
good and bad. But on a micro scale, you know,
one plus one does equal two. So she's able to
go like, hey, because of this and because of that,
because of this, that's why it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And you get caught up in that.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Then you zoom out and you're like, hey, you still
breaking up marriages, like really hurting a lot of other
people here, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So so here's the sting though, and tell me if
you reckon, this would flip it.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
But like sting operation instead of a situation where somehow
she's flirting with me and she's going to assume she's gonna.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Go, Well, you can find her.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
She's on Facebook. Bag she's not home records are us?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
She said? Didn't she say that she was on.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
She's on face?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Find her on Facebook, bade. She's nearly part of a group,
which is are you taking with you looking for someone
to wreck your home records? Anonymous? And then clearly, well
we have better just fight a judge, don't just find
me like shut.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, but you but do you think do you think
it would challenge her views if she was to like
try and seduce me, and I would be like, no,
I'm a married man and I.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Have she's saying she doesn't try. She's saying she gets
to do. She's saying she's saying she's.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Completely she's saying she's completely passive in all of this.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
She's saying, like the most disgusting part about this is
which again, you know, it's kind of like a spider,
like you know, knitting a web and then.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Being like, Wow, you're landed in the web. What can
I do? I must have sex with you?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
And she does.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I think she does.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
And she said I enjoy it. I enjoyed the pleasure
anyway someone else wants to.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's what she said. We're back, We're back at you.
Speaker 18 (17:59):
You know, she enjoys the pleasure, summarizing I don't think
she ever read any pleasure.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
The pleasure was she did? She said, she what the
quote was, it gets my needs off. That's that's what
she said. She minced a couple of things that gets
gets my needs off. Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Bongo, here we are.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think it's really transitioned. It's coincidental. I quite like Bongo.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
What I do like is the fact that we've said
that you have a not safe work name. But no,
it's not your birth name. By the way, you weren't born.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's not my birth name. Mentioned was questions from my parents.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
She wasn't born live Bongo kid, No, no, she you
you it is not.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I do like the fact that people have to kind
of like figure out.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Didn't there's a Reddit thread somewhere, Willa would he read
it thread somewhere?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Which is just what do you think Bongo's real name is?
Who is just popping off? Everyone's trying to crack it
really really right?
Speaker 16 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's going to be on a podcast in ten years time.
It's going to be with Dax Shepard the chair Expert.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Sorry, guys, is real name? The whole time is that
we got Bongo?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And it's something there sufficient mystery there because Bongo could
be an analogy to something.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, so many opportunities.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
So my favorite bit from the year was when so
we were asking if anyone had any stories about when
they tried to hide their number two. I think it
was off the back of that you head from your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Four years Yeah, didn't his girlfriend four years?
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It was, and it was stressful time, stressful.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Time for me.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's wild. There was a hard line, absolutely wild.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
I couldn't mention the pain.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Did you talk I can't remember where this went.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Did you talk about the plumber coming in on air?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
No, so we'll creep the plumber strokes. I think this
sums up just where I was at. But my partner
at the time who I was, I was hiding my
number two and parts from She was in the shower
and I saw the opportunity to do a quick, quick
fart in the bedroom. But it was bad, and you know,
you just know it. You're like bug that's going to
stick around anyway at the ass. At the time the
(20:25):
fart finished, I heard the force.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Of time finished.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
No, it's not a symphony, mate, that's the things that
you're holding in so much that it is a symphony
when you can finally go. But I was in the
back quarter of the art. I started thinking to myself.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
It come.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
No.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
But as the far finished, I heard the forces turn
and I was like, oh my god, she's going to
be here in t minus ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So I'm trying to do you do anything you can.
You're whipping the door. You're you're whipping your hands and
then whipping the door. You're whipping yourself.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
What.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
You're doing the windmill, You're whipping the door, You're whipping
the van.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You're trying to accelerate browning emotions.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Reason I just ever re I just have you in
like an Indiana.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Believen that wouldn't have helt because the smell was sticking around.
So she comes out of the bathroom and she goes, oh, oh,
what's that smell anyway? Quick thinking I was like, yep,
I can smell it too, and it's not the first
time it's happened. I think there's a I think there's
a leak in the pipes or saying so, I think
there might be like a bit of a fluids leak
or something in the pipes, and it's really really bad.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And she was like, well, we've got to call a
plumber about that, and I was like, yeah, we do.
Speaker 16 (21:41):
Call that on that guy.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Knowing I'm just I call a plumber. And I was like, hey, mate,
can you come over here. I think of pipe's leaking.
I paid two hundred and.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Fifty bucks to come out and effectively confirm that there
is no pipe lake and the smell is a complete mystery.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Ever, didn't moment with him where he's in the bathroom
and you know, and you're like, mate, between you, no, no, no,
I never told him.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh you never told you. So he did a full
she was still in there. He had a full inspection.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah yeah, yah, yeah, he had to do a full job.
Paid for that full job. Yeah, yeah, I've done. It's
not my most expensive part.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Fun because I was holding fun so bad that I
got a stomach cramp and I thought I had appendicitis.
Oh yeah, I went to the urgency and paid three
undred and thirty dollars and a doctor massage to fart.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Out of me.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Even thank you, Bongo.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
There rough times.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Times you had a part message.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You had a part message now QUI professional?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
Oh look, I don't know if we shouldn't get into
the Yeah, the situation.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
It's lovely, really, yes, just trapped gas, really impressed gases.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
And I was like, Jesus, what they're like, Sorry, sorry,
sorry anyway, Yes, So off the back of that, we
had someone calling, so I think she called him with
Her name was Christie, and she said that her way
to silence her fart was to put her finger.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
When my boyfriend and I were first together and I
needed to do a fart and I didn't want to
tell him, I would just sneak into the bathroom and
then just.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Kind of put my finger like on my bum hole
and it would just kind of like.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Instead of like make a.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Still gets me, it's just really gives you the I
feel like it's something you can't think about without thinking
of the visual, which is quite unfortunate.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You always know what it would feel like totally you're there,
because quite amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It would be. And you called that the fart valve,
didn't you? The fart valve?
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (24:17):
And then we called her back and it went to voicemail.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Because you're because you thought you think it's a bit
over the top. I have other methods of silencing.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Let me a message and I'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hello, this is Will and Woody. Why are you using
a fake name? Well, okay, I'm putting together. Be proud
of this, Sarah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
But anyway, Sarah, give us a call back if you can,
because I'd love to hear more about how you think
a valve yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
That definitely came out right. Sorry, Sarah.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I meant how you silence your farts is probably a
better way to say it. Far, I had no idea
what would sound like that.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
How do we delete that?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Someone has to steal her phone, that's surely we can
delete that, maybe in undated with a voice power. I'm
gonna call it all night and then think you got
a virus and delete her phone.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yes, well, yeah, I apologize, I apologize, I apologize. Yeah,
you gotta apologize. Absolutely, call it.
Speaker 16 (25:41):
Let me message and I'll call you back.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Hey, Sarah, are you going? I just left you a
voice power before. It's of utmost importance. Just don't listen
to that. Just delete that immediately if that is okay,
And I hope that doesn't rouse your curiosity because it's
absolutely no reason for it to do such a thing.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
It's also will, by the way, not perfect.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Also, that was awesome. Thank you for taking me back there.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
It's a genuine it's the genuine fear in Woody's voice
that really gets me.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
The way you thought that you could delete the voicemail
from for.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
It was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Thank you very much, Bongo.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Great to see you.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Thanks very great, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Later we got more ads and then more gold Wow
you continue, Who's who?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We got left next? And then your favorite moment of
the year.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Cool three minutes mate, and then to to get get
get done what you need to get done at this
time of the day.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Alrighty are you fresh from the toilets? Welcome back?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's back. Good on you, mate, I don't hello.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm interesting watching you guys respond to those.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Everyone's a bit of a penny.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I think you're on Will's You're on Will's volumes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Quite loud as hell. Yeah I am.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
You should know that I'm gonna come to me. No thanks,
what is on full tip? He's actually there's no room to.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Move on his voal can I We were just hearing
a story about the voice that voicemail and the fart.
I had something happened to me the other day that
I haven't told anyone about.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
But it was quite hilarious, brilliant.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
This is after work and I just finished seeing you
in the kitchen and I went to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
You guys have an appointment in the kitchen. Did sound
like it was an amount an interaction?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Which is it posto kitchen chat?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Anyway, the five o'clock at the kitchen and I was like,
I was putting my what do you do out there?
Speaker 11 (28:12):
I was putting my.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Phone back in my pocket from biddling around with it,
and I went into the bathroom that was empty.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And I might have.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Exaggerated movement because I didn't. I knew that there was
no clear This is a be a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have a bit of fun in there, right, yeah.
Always a great moment, Always a great moment.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Thunderous real and not real, very unlike me.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, absolutely, and the echo in the bathroom or the
exaggerator yet nice.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I went down to get my phone to play on
that phone, and I see the timer ticking up from
twenty nine to thirty to thirty one to who to
a friend of mine?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Really?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
And I did no.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It went to the that's awesome, gotta get it.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
We've got to get I've asked him for it, really,
and they closed.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Do you know them?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Not well enough such that that would be a laughable Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Older, it sounds a bit older.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
We play golf together.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's great. So so sorry, run me through the interaction
you had with and then you You then called them
and said.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
So, I said, oh, I think I might have just
pocket doled you, because I hadn't at that point realized
whether or not they'd picked up or it had gone
to voice.
Speaker 13 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, yeah, of course, hard to know, because then after
the fart you would have gone.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Hello, anybody, is anybody there?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Which is now on the voice mouth, so they have
a huge fart and then you are you there? Jack?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Did anyone survive.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
About anybody anybody else?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
As so I asked whether or not I pocketed him
or did I just leave a voicemail? He confirmed that
it was voicemail awesome and.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Didn't comment on said the voicemail, No, he may not
interest we need that.
Speaker 16 (30:16):
I forget that.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
More than what am I talking about, I'm talking about
a moment that tickled me.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Quite a lot.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It was a bit that we did for a while
on this show, and actually we were talking about earlier today.
It started off as.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Cold Day for cold Play?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, what a bit?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
What a bit?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
Now?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Effectively?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We had?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
We had one of the best.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Again you know what it is, qut me through again,
that's just what you were thinking.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
To really pull the curtain.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
And we had six weeks to give away a row
of tickets to cold Play every single day, which is
obviously amazing opportunity when it was going to bring a
lot of people. What a bit, But also, Jesus Christ,
we've got this every day. Let's let's try and keep
it fresh, keep it fun. So we just started tossing
around stupid game ideas to effectively give tickets and I
thought a cracker was is it a cold day for
(31:13):
cold Play? Where you call someone name a location in
the world, and then that if they and then you
ask them, do you think it's a cold day in
Vancouver right now?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And cold day? I think we described as anything under
fifteen degrees? Well, this was wasn't This was part of
this is the issue? Yeah, yeah, no, this is part
of the issue.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
And I think we did it once that it might
have been a.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Bit crap stinker, absolute stinker.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
So then we moved on to something else and I
can't remember what the next step was, but but it
divulged into a into a series of impressions.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh yeah, that you he would make let's not let's
not reveal the guy.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Well, Chris Martin amazingly appeared every time we did one
of these giveaways.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
And we did this, you said six weeks.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We probably did. We did the Christmas thing for five weeks.
Just a joke, one will, you said, You said to me,
we're about to give my the ticks. We didn't have
an idea because a cold day for Coldplay was such
a stinker and.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I was able to go again there by the way,
I think you said there was something in it.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
You made a joke and you were like, oh, I
think Chris Martin's actually going to be here to give
the person the tickets as well.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's just off the half. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
And then we did it. But we did it once
and the person they bought it and I think started
crying and we were like, well that's the bit for
six weeks.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, to give you the tickets. Today, we've actually got
Chris Martin here in the studio.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
You're a huge phantom my band. I thought you'd know
my name huge. Stopped saying them. You went and saw me,
You went and saw me in two thousand.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
I came and saw you in two thousand and sixteen.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
How was I How was my performance?
Speaker 16 (32:46):
It was absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 19 (32:47):
Guess what, Nancy, you can tell your family you've got
a whole roll tickets to see me again.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
What's my name, Nancy, what's my name?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Your blood.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
Go?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's Chris Martin, dere oh shit, I Chris Marden.
Speaker 19 (33:05):
Outstanding me And guess what, You've got a whole roll
of tickets to go and see me lately this year.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Oh my god, oh my god. You guys have gotten
me through it anymore, in a good time and sad times.
It just means the world that you guys make music the.
Speaker 19 (33:23):
Way you do Lisa, it's Chris Martin here. What's your
favorite song that I performed with my band Coldplay.
Speaker 16 (33:33):
Like every Time, but yellow and also green Eyes.
Speaker 19 (33:37):
You know what I love most when people sing me
back my own songs. You wouldn't sing it for me,
would you?
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (33:42):
God, No, I don't have this voice like you.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
No one does. And it was a yellow. Maybe you
can show a last outsne.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
On the line come on mate, not come on mate?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Maybe chut me on speaker and a listen to this
and be here. We might want to sit down para.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Para parai, barough, barough para dice.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Oh unreal.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
The bit the stage with me is do we feel
any guilt there because we never we never told them
that it wasn't Chris Martin.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
We did have this conversation, yeah, and you and well
you were like, I think it's it's just easier and
best for everyone that this person continues on with it
knowing that they talked with him.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
You know, it's like you know exactly, you know, It's
like you know, it's like when you cheat on your wife. Right,
it's just better they don't know, you know, it's good
for them, you know, boys a right the solidarity, makest
the lads.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
We are close ranks, close ranks here. We are just
the boys in here, right, just the boys.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
In Here's broken five weeks, five weeks, five weeks. You
did a for. It was unbelievable, it was it was great,
It was very good bit.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I think, I think the bit that I don't know
if this ended up going on air, but there was
a moment where like a mum put a child on
the phone and a child bought it. And then that's
when you know neither of you have a conscience. But
I was like, we're starting to help.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I said to the little small girl. I mean the
little small one. Chris said to the little girl.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I said to the little girl, clear that it.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Wasn't me said to the little girl, it's amazing my
daughter Apple is actually here.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And then I believe you started talking like Apple.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
So well made sure there's no record of thanks you
get out of here. Mate.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Very good, great year, well done, very good. Actually the
throne view, I assume, yes.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Interesting is this? Lucky asked this?
Speaker 17 (36:01):
This is the Lucky last produced. We're still going to
get to your favorite bit of the year. Oh, yes,
your favorite call compair that you have, Yes, I have,
and then we'll also hear.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
A whole bunch of great calls as well.
Speaker 20 (36:17):
Jesus Chris, it's the two Hours, it's the two Hours special.
You go and get a team Brogan, look out, Joe Broke.
Who is who is Seth's an actor?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Do you think from the O C?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
From the O C.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Who's hot right now? Because he's he plays a priest,
Adam Brody. Here we go And I brought that up
because analytes in the studio, Great Segway.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Brought it back. Why did you bring it up? Why
did you bring him a hot rabbi? Because analyses analyst
into it? All right, that was a really big show. Yes,
min loved it, loved it.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah you watch it, you horney boy. Don't look where
all the sex was looked online? Where can I see
P and V in the Hot Rabbi show? Very attractive anyway,
she's beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 15 (37:09):
So I want to bring up my favorite part that wasn't.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, I think whatever you really try to say it
like a matter of fact, just to try and take
the take the sick off it you really tried to
David at christ.
Speaker 15 (37:27):
Bell it was it was so haven't we think, cast
our mind back away from that from hot Rabbi, what
about when Gwyneth Paltrow's friend left.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
In the sheets.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, that's the story of the mine that the news
story of that was that genuinely was the news story
of the year.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I don't normally and you go, I don't normally.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Subscribe to these pop culture kind of like little tidbitty things.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
That was extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
A friend of Gwenneth stays at her house, leaves a
poo in the bear. Then she's at lunch with George Clooney.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Oprah Oprah, Jerry Simon.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
And then and gets a call from the nanny and
the nanny's like, why is there a poo in the bed?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And by the way, I can't find your friend.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
It's unbelievable, that's right, he fled.
Speaker 15 (38:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
We had a good chat around, like what you would
have done in that situation?
Speaker 15 (38:22):
Yes, Yes, And then so Woody had the idea to
call a laundry mat and see if they would actually,
you know, get how they would help in this situation.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, because that's what I would.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I think I decided that I would call a dry
cleaner and just get it done quickly.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yes, right, and I think this call would suggest that
it's a pretty good plan. Hi, how are you going?
I'm not that great. I've got a little bit of
a situation that I'm in right now. Have you got
a second to talk? Yep? Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
So look, basically, I'm at my girlfriend's house right now.
It's pretty early in the relationship, and she's just in
the bathroom right now, she's in the shower, okay, But
when she went into the bathroom, I saw that as
an opportunity to effectively do a fart. Okay, And basically
I've a little bit more's come and I've got Now there's.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
A stain on the bed sheets.
Speaker 16 (39:21):
Oh okay, yeah, so I.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Reckon, I've got a minute. Do you have any advice
as to how I can get that stain out of.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
The sheet please?
Speaker 13 (39:28):
Oh. The quickest would be to put it straight into
the wash, I would say, because if you try to
use like, let's say, like alcohol, wives and stuff like that,
it may make the scene kind of push further, it
may not fully come out. Okay, Okay, yeah, I think
the quickest would be to chuck it straight into the wash.
Stain removal and everything.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
I'm not familiar with her, like laundry situation, I don't
even know what's going to be in there. And again,
I've got like thirty seconds.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
And yeah, because if you use water and stuff, stains
can actually sit even worse.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, okay, what would you do in my situation? I
literally I think I've got thirty seconds before she comes out.
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Honestly, Oh, I would.
Speaker 7 (40:08):
I would just be honest.
Speaker 13 (40:11):
I know it maybe a little bit embarrassing to be
honest with it, but you know, sometimes stuff does happen,
and I'm sure you understand, Like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Find a question you don't do? Do you do pick ups?
Could you we do do pick up and delivery? Could
you be here? Could you be here like in the
next five or ten minutes? One thing?
Speaker 13 (40:29):
I don't think so, unfortunately, just because our delivery driver's
already out and he's out and about like a bit
further out right.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Now, I'll pay you five hundred dollars.
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Let me get the boss.
Speaker 7 (40:39):
You mean what, I'll try me very quick, go on again.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
It's okay, I probably don't have time for that. I
definitely run the same play.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Hi, Hi, Tony, here you going. Basically, I'm at my
new girlfriend's house. She's just in the shower right now,
and I took the opportunity to do.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
A fart in bed. Yeah, I went to do it
fart because I was holding it all out.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
It's a new relationship. Unfortunately, I've followed through a little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Again.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
I'm sorry to be crash, but now I've got a
stain in the bed and I'm just thinking I'm in
a bit of an emergency right now. Do you have
any advice as to how I can get that stain
out of the bed?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Like as quick as that's on the mattress, is it?
Speaker 19 (41:16):
Well?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, may have gone through to the mattress.
Speaker 21 (41:18):
Yeah, there's probably not much you can do.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
What can you do?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I was just saying to the woman I spoke to before, like,
you guys, maybe do pickups, Like maybe I could just
throw the sheet at least out of the window and
I can get like.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
A quick turn and the only problem is our drivers out.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
What would you do in this situation?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Like there is there's a bit of a smell as well,
I have any advice on how to deal with that?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Thank God?
Speaker 6 (41:43):
What can I say to you? I don't know what
to say to you unless you grab a cup of
coffee and spill it all over it and just say,
oh shit, sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's actually a great idea.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
That's actually a great idea, So Paul, shit, Yeah, And
I'm just on the phone to my dad.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Just grab a cup of coffee then maybe just take
it to the laundry man.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah, she's coming to the room. Hi, honey. How you going?
Hi honey. Yeah, I'm just on the phone. I'm just
on the phone to my dad. Yeah. Oh sure, he
can speak to dad.
Speaker 13 (42:12):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Did you want to speak to Gwen?
Speaker 13 (42:14):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (42:15):
Hello, Hey, Gwen?
Speaker 5 (42:17):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
This doesn't sound like is that you shun?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:26):
Oh are here?
Speaker 20 (42:26):
Gwen?
Speaker 16 (42:27):
Should how's my son trading you?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
You are an absolute legend.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
I think this is the best example of customer service
I have ever seen in my life. Tony, you're talking
to Will and would he make this is a radio show?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
You that one?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Mate? I absolutely loved it. You went above and beyond,
my friend.
Speaker 16 (42:55):
I'll put my phone in your shoes, mate.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, but it sounds like you've worn those shoes before.
By the way. You very to come up with that
coffee example. A legend.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, he was a legends. So good, so good. That
was great.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I particularly like the part of the end where he
goes did you like that one?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I was like, Tony, it's our bit, mate, did you
like that one?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
You're in olving.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
It's a little gift from me, was the dry cleaning service?
Thanks a b. That's a great reminder.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Thanks for a great year.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Get out of here, Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Okay, it's come to me.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
And I made it seem before like I didn't know
what our favorite bit of the year was, will, but
it's come to me like a premonition, great from God.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
So we.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Effectively we heard a story that Matthew McConaughey's dad nearly
did die.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
That's how his dad died. It's how his dad actually died.
Elvis on the toilet, Matthew Mcconaughe's dad in the bed.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
And by the way, little detail that story, we don't
tell me. We don't go into the setup here, don't. Okay,
so little detail that story. Apparently when his dad was
being wheeled out into the ambulance and he's like he's dead,
they wanted to put a sheet over his naked body.
And apparently Matthew McConaughey's mum was like, absolutely not show
it off with pride.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
This nude body past the kids into the ambulance. This
is phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
But anyway, the radio geniuses that we are, well, we
were like, oh, he's an idea for four till six.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, we're going to ask you have you nearly died
during the deed now?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
But a bit of a throw away, let's be honest,
but like we don't know what we're going to get here,
Like it's probably five point thirty on a Thursday, chuck
it out to the wolves. See what the wolves bring
us back? And my god, I think wolves is a
positive term. Absolutely, And the wolves banded together and they
brought us.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Pierre with this, I've got a very rare medical condition
that is called an augasmic migraine, and it happens about
two times every ten times that I that I'm having
a route and what what am I alive?
Speaker 15 (45:10):
Now?
Speaker 11 (45:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Only there's absolutely no medical explanation for it. But the
moment that you've busted a split second second after that,
you literally feel it is the most intense paying that
goes through your head that last for about a seven
eight nineteen seconds, but it is really really really don't laugh, mate,
(45:35):
this is this is really issue.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
So and it's two out of ten. This happens.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
It doesn't happen all the time, thank God for that,
but it happens, especially if you if you're going out,
you know you're you're the chicken the red.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Did you say the chickens are red?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I still don't know what that means, when the chickens
are red?
Speaker 3 (46:02):
It is. It was one of the great lines. And
I feel like he it's funny that he started laughing
at that point.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Well, so okay, So in my mind was like, okay,
he's he's given up the ghost a bit there, and
maybe he's joking.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Maybe this actually doesn't exist.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
So we wanted to speak to an expert, right, so
we we doctor Norman Swan, who's a bit of a
go to for us in areas of doctoring, health, health
and medicine. Let's just call this guy and see if
is this guy pulling our leg? Or is an orgasmic
migraine actually a thing?
Speaker 19 (46:34):
It's real.
Speaker 21 (46:35):
Sometimes it's actually quite serious. But there are all sorts
of things that can happen with orgasms, including sneezing. Some
people just uncontrollable sneezing when they have an orgasm.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Like like like a hang on, will do you sneeze
when you o?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
I know someone who might but yes, really really going
to play your cards close to jest.
Speaker 21 (46:57):
Here, but crying and laughing are all sort of things
that can occur. It's sometimes when you're standing and having
an orgasm, but you can basically get something called a
thunderclap headache, which lasts a few seconds and is really severe.
Some people can actually damage the archery at the back
of their brain and have a permanent effect there. Most people,
(47:19):
it's a transient headache that occurs during orgasm, but it
can be pretty scary the first time you experienced it.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
So if you do suffer from orgasmic migraines, the only
real cure or directive is to do it lying down.
Speaker 21 (47:32):
I'm not going to give advice on this.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
On the.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
I think specific is going to have to put a
line through the kitchen bench spers.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
It's game over for him.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
There, So really back to way there's Whey, but obviously
something about him.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I love Swunny.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
He's great, isn't it so good?
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Only only he could say, like anyone else who is
having that conversation with we would have been this would
have been too funny. But there's something about the well
when you're standing and having a meek and something about.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
That makes it a little bit you know what I
mean hundred percent. But anyway, so obviously next day goes by,
we've got no new content. So we're like, ah, well,
this is a real condition that this Pierre guy has.
So now why don't we ask everyone? Do you have
a condition that no one believes?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
And my god, we got brought this When I, oh.
Speaker 7 (48:28):
And squirt, I go into anaphylactic shock, what is like
a fit? I can't breathe, my eyes swell up, I
can't see. I have to call triple zero. I have
an EpiPen every every time, every time, but only when
its like happen.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Have you had a one night stand before?
Speaker 13 (48:53):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (48:53):
And this is how I found out. And I was
so embarrassing. I actually thought I had a reaction to
his collar and or something that it was actually my
first time of it happening, and I and it was
just so embarrassing, and lucky I had a friend over
and she called the ambulance and I ended up going
to like an allergy person flag on holidays or anything
(49:15):
like that. The epypen is packed like in my house.
I know where it is because because I just honestly
can't hold back all the time. But my partner fully
understands and he's very supportive. And it was very awkward
at the very start.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Year before.
Speaker 7 (49:33):
No, he hasn't come very close. I really.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Asking you whether or not her partner is able to
pleasure And it was subtle until then.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
It was until then.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
So obviously we've done so he's he's just you know,
he's dying for the days.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Crambling.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
One day, anyway, we went down and there's nothing more
we can say about that.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Now, put that down anyway.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
We didn't put it down after that where we actually
went back to Pierre after hearing that call, because we
had received more correspondence from people who also were suffering
from orgasmic migraines, including a guy called One who wanted
to give Pierre some advice as to how he can
get through it.
Speaker 14 (50:27):
I don't know what your diet is like, all right,
because I had something similar like that happened to me
years ago. And it's the same thing as you just described.
You know, you know you're over there pounding the flesh
so to speak, and bam, you know it comes.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Out and you feel the shock pain.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
It's like like somebody.
Speaker 14 (50:44):
Stuck a needle through your eye. It's scared to be
Jesus out of me.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
But I went to a doc.
Speaker 14 (50:48):
He ran some blood tests on me and everything and
came back I had high cholesterol level because I was
a huge meat eater at the time. How these stinks
like every day and everything. So basically a quick angel
my diet remedy dirt and I never had it again.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
So you might be pounding the flesh, but you're not
eating the flesh, you know what I mean? Are you
a big meat eat at Pierre?
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Are you touching all the time?
Speaker 4 (51:13):
If you would, if you could cut meat maybe for
like a couple of weeks and then we can touch
base and no.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no, I ram and die from a migraine and
cut meat.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
There is so much going on there.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
There is so much going on.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I forgot about that. Guy. Is such a good run
of those.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Two over the Oh wow, amazing, I've ever enjoyed that much.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
We did. It's been some great calls this year.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Yes, and I believe we are going to leave you
now with a massive I think it's been Christmas, so
merry Christmas and happy New Year.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
But we're just going to leave you now, I believe.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
With just a yes, big girl, the whole bunch people
who have called the show, thank you so much. For
everyone that called the show, you guys really do make
the show. It's always great having you on.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
And you can hear that from I mean, we are
playing the producer's best moments, our best moments.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
It's never us.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
It's literally you guys interact jump away just from AI
with a phone box.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
All right, hope you have a great Christmas. See you
next year.