⚡️MINI: We Took 74-Year-Old Rude Jude To The Logies - Here's How It Went

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Will and Woody read the loggies.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm here with my very hot date rejuice.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
How we feeling jured? Sexcited? I just can't believe because
I just love this Will and Morty show. I shouldn't
even so, Charli.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
We kick things off with a professional snubbing from the
Gold Logi winner Sonya Krueger and your Kruger.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
My god, I've got something for you. I've got a
presy for you. Keep going, keep going.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Then she may have flirted a little bit too hard
with doctor Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Whis Breanne, I've got a sick dog? He did? I
can't believe.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you said it's you've got.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
A pressure for you? What's there?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I can't tell you that really you remember five six
one is all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, I'll give you the lot you wanted to be
clear that you fix it for Yeah, right, I don't
need a cream or I'm sure what that'll do to
the swelling June. But I love its.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Talking medically obviously, dude, you think you look incredible?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
What you mother? Look? Put your glasses on me. You're beautiful?
Really a thing?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Are you a big than I'm rapidly growing fan of yours.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
She had a gift for Julia Morris.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
At well, we couldn't be, so we bought your press.
You putting mortar and grows lovely. Let me tell you
business with it? I mean, I'll keep it as a
lovely gift. No business. You don't want to sit on it.
Not Since.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Then, she had some wise speech advice for gold logging
nominee Sean mccauluch any tips for Sean's speech?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Maybe yeah, he does? Why shit? Just say shit? I
love my wild I'll just say shit done. That's sure
there with shit? Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
She offered to give comedian Tom Gleeson some inflatable boobs,
but that really backfire.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are you thinking that this is going to embarrass me?
I'm a comedian. You can't trip me. I do a
segment core heartshat well, I rip people in your aresole.
You can't intimidate me. You know what you look like
the average age of.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
A hardquiz viewer. That's what you look by, pretty old man.
One former Sunrise host Koshi was actually a willing customer
to potentially buy some items from the Naughty Corner for me.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm a retired TV person married for forty four years.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What six toy would you recommend for lb Andi? You
can't browny hair, some tits. I'm happy with glibs for
my man. Oh my god, what sls well in the
sex corner? The condoms so they can see that. He'll

(03:03):
get the juices flying. So I'll take those home for
lib When I get home, I go, I'll give you
a review.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
To spice up the Red Carpet, Jude used a tiny
plastic jokehands to surprise celebrities. Nobody was falling for it
until the gullible Andy Lee.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I actually, for.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
A second thought, you might have had like a stump
and going, oh my gosh, you've got a deformed hand
in my hand, And then I like, hang on there filming,
make sure you don't react to the deformed hand, and
then realize I'm just holding a plastic Yeah, what are
you wearing?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's the question I always ask.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
In the Redcarpet.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm wearing not crushless stickers?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Really, where do you put your dependent? Then your poise?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
The climax of the Red Carpet came when Jude gifted
below decks Acious Scott, a very large present from the
Naughty Corner.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You get okay, Karl.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Stephan Opik was a big fan of Jude.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I love that video. You're a wild thing you.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I went into your shop when I was there for
three weeks see delicious.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I do.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Carl walked into your bait and tackle store.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
What are you going to try and sell? Carl? Hi? Right?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
She gave Sophie Monks some sound advice on the after party.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
You're an after party specialist. You have the advice of Sophie.
I'm out of party. Yeah, just get em. Who's traction?
What's up? Some ship to ship? Oh No, I won't
do that. I didn't need much today. You're a legend
in your own and nation skip packs probably like I'm
wearing on the snart to be.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
And then things were always gonna get pretty weird when
she met Peking Duck. That woman is.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
If you boys are in Chiliville, you gotta go to.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Horse and Horse and ride a can Oh God, King

(05:41):
Duck like a horse him.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
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Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh get your podcast.