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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast Woodrow Wild Story here. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
A private detective has listed the five occupations that are
most likely to cheat.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
He's got reasons why.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
A little bit of fun between you and me before
we get into it. Which jobs do you think most
likely to cheat?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
William? Let you know if it's on the list.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We're effectively playing family feud A bit naughty because we're
talking about cheating.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But is it on the list?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Will dog walkers?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dog Why? Dog walkers? Excuse me, chucking job? They hate
their life so they cheat. They're nothing to lose. You
know it's not on the list dog walkers.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You saved dog walkers And if your date a dog walker,
don't stress.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Librarian libraries are why? Librarian?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know, Just a big bit of teenage boy
coming out and me there.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, the librarians are not on the list. Think more.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
This is so, this is a private detective who's come
up with this list, and I'd say his main reasoning
here is the people that can get away with it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Politicians whoa Barnaby Joyce, whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Maybe alleged, well, forget it, forget his edit.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I was saying, Barnaby Joyce is a politician is and
I randomly brought that up.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
He's an example of a politicians.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yes, what were you saying about politicians cheaters? That's definitely
not the link I was making. No, not on the list,
Not on the list. You haven't got one lawyers on
the on the no incorrect said they can get away
with it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yes, oh, flight attendants, it's on the list. They're away
from home.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well Done's what he said about flight attendants flying great distances.
They can can increase temptation apparently, And of course you
are away with all your colleagues that are.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Away exotic location. Fi FI workers fly and fly out.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Not on the list, on the list.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is actually pretty fun just guessing thirteen one o
six five out number. Do you want to have a
guess at the occupations that are most likely to be cheated?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And actually I no got one dog, And I would
say the evidence you might have listening right now is
that you've been cheated on buying.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Machine attendant. I don't know what you call them. Submarine guy,
marine marine, a marine job submarine job. Like, what do
you call a guy in a submarine?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Don't say they're in the navy. Probably no marine. You said,
because you're away, you get away with it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, well that what happens under the c days under
the that's just for the flight attendant.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We've got one out of five. I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I mean, I am again, thirteen one oh sixty five
is the number?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What do you believe? They can get away with it
and get away with it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's not the reason what the star they get away
with murder, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Not on the line. That is a good guests.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, you're getting I think you're getting. Now you're thinking
like a PI. Now you're thinking like a PI. Who's
getting away with it?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Who's Who's a PI? Private investigator?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We'll tell you goes the next I'm nowhere.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Thirteen one o six five.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think if it was in the top five of professionals'
got on, you've only got one.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You got flight attendants in the.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Top five, So you should be worried.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Should be worried anyone dating a flight attendant.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
If they work for Virgin that's ironic. See would have
done that. Yeah, I think it's surprising you didn't laugh.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Really, it's surprising anyone else. No one else loves virgin.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
None of the producers like that is true, and even
button pushing Tom didn't laugh.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Easy, that's fair point.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
A private detective has listed the five jobs that are
most likely to cheat on you. I just having a
bit of fun right now. We're trying to get the five.
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number? Will You
had a number of throws at the stumps before the song?
You nailed it with flight attendant. The only advice I
(04:36):
gave you is that because it's a private detective that's
coming up with these, he's like he's taken in factors
like who are the people that can get away with it?
And also just like because of the type of job
it is, who is just likely to fall into another
person's arms?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Firemen in your dreams?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But no, well not firemen latter forty nine anyone, yummy,
let's go to Jesse here on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Strange. That was a bit strange.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But if you're saying to forty nine, it makes a question,
thinks Waking Phoenix, jess Um, Hello jess we're trying to
get the five jobs most likely to cheat.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We've got flight attendant tick. What else do you thinks
on the list?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I think real estate agent. They have lots of private infection.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That is true, it does provide the environment, and they
also scummy. Let's be honest. My dad was a real
estate agent.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I know that, and I'll throw that blanket over your
dad as well, this gum blanket.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Despite the scum blanket on my father. Incorrect, jess that
is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Not on the list. Good guess though. Let's go to
Chris here thirteen. I got a bad guest from Jessy.
She had some reasoning behind me. I reckon throwing in
like what we think of the people in the job.
I think is part of.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It, apart from us to be a family member of
mine that we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's Chris here. I think there's more. I never like
to have another guess. Okay, where you go to Chris?
Oh wow, it counted. Why scummy? You can't just say scummy?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And then the scum linking over the accountants as well,
the same reason.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Incorrect, not accountant. Let's go to Christy and Chris. Who
do you think is on the top five. We're not
going to stop until we get the five. By the way,
why plumber, Chris, Because.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
They come in those little fitted cargo pants and they're
doing work inside the house and it's normally a woman
that's going to take the day off work to get
the job done around the house.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Have you have you gone down the plumbing path before?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have not, did you know, Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Is actually I can still look.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yes, you can a little bit of plumbers crack if
you don't mind, Chris.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There's a little there's a little trick.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Actually, I've heard that if you put omo in the
window that means.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Old man out.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Jeez, Chris, you are right, well you are?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Are you sure you know a little bit too much
about it?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Be married to somebody in the army and I've talked
that at the fin when the army hobby is away
gets putting over docks in the window, the.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Old man right, A plumber not on the list though.
Nice to meet you though, Chris. Yeah, Chris still got
four in Australia.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Chris, you can have a double past I got a
Wicked for Good you can enjoy that. Yeah, No way,
the new Wicked is the epic conclusion. Wicked for Good
on the Incentives November twenty.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I think it's time I revealed one. No, no, no,
I don't I don't know if this has to go
to till tomorrow. Oh, I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And at the end of the day, this list could
be bad. That's what we decided it could be. Maybe
you're listening right now and you've been cheated on if
you're just joining us. We're trying to guess the top
five professions in Australia that apparently cheat on people when
they got one, which.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Is flight attempt to be married. Lewis, Lewis, what's your guess?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Fella's five guest doctor?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And the reasoning being I feel like doctors are exposed
to a lot of things, you know, body parts, so
they're quite freaky.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
So for it and plus the outgoing personality.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I want to throw the scum blanket with the doctors
as well.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Lewis, you might have to, Yeah, Lewis, it's on the list. Lewis,
you have a Wahoo boucher for summer Mate Enjoy Now.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
They didn't say that it's because they're around body parts
and freaky freaky. It was because high stress job and
also night shifts.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So they're hooking up with other docks. Well real, yeah,
they're all there.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
They're all on night shift, they're sleep deprived, and they're
all getting up to a bit of hanky hanky in
the in.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
The tea room. In the tea room.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Have you been in the hospital, no, nurses station.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Maybe that's the word I was looking for. Yeah, night shift?
So high stress, high stress, high stress? How do I
alleviate this stress? Hello? Doctor?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I don't think that's the logic.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, that is, I'm reading it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay, well that was an exact quote from high stress.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because just sleeping with a colleague.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We've got, yeah, in a high stress and night shifts
because the night shift was getting away. How do they
get away with it?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're doing an overnight Okay, you're doing it. I'll be
on at six am. Don't worry me. Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
So we've got flight attendant, we've got medical professional. Did
you just point at him to try and wrap me up?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I dare you. No, I'm joy. We've got to get through.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Might reset these calls because these guys all got them wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'll give you, Yeah, they're all.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Right, guys, just hang up on them. I'll show you
how to do it. I've got to get you one more.
Just hang up, one at a time, getting there. We're
getting there, We're two down're putting any more calls across? Well,
then it's up to you, mate, it's on your shoulders.
Do you guys put some calls across? No, maybe this
needs to come back tomorrow. You have you ever sleep?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Why are you putting you more calls across? I can't
guess anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You can guess, honestly, have on my guess.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
One more guess otherwise they're bringing the me tomorrow. No
one go online because you can find this story online.
No one cheat. All right, I'm just trying to like,
let's just make an honorable agreement with each other because
we're going to come back here same time tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Archaeologist are anthropologies archaeologists.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They're working away from home. They're on site for a
long time. You think the archaeologists there maybe digging up
burns and digging out bonus.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Sorry, well sorry, Hey, we are joined by the Purple
Wiggle Lockie Gillespie.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Right now, Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Hello, it's great to have you back on the show mate,
love her to see you as always.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's also this is very special to be talking to
you when you're in the full guard, full kid, lucky,
poor kit.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I'm never sure, so I just why and why not
You'll be lazy.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
It'd be like Superman, you know, like when he's in
his when he's Clark Kennedy rips the suit open. Is
that you're always wearing a purple skivvy under any shirt.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Way too hot for that.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
But you know that the struggle lately is because I've
got the little bit of beard at the moment. Every
time I put the skivy on, it's a little bit
of a does this still read? Does it still look good? It?
Is it okay to have a beard?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Hey, so I know we've got you in the skivvy day.
We're listening to the wiggle Talk podcast. The other day
you mentioned the fact that you are all purple to
the school pickup accidentally.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yes I did.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I had a purple hoodie on and purple shop which
I genuinely do not think about. But as I walked in,
the beautiful kindy teacher said, oh wow, really.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
What It takes me a second.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But yeah, ordinarily she'd be like, she's look id I
can distract them from you, but you've rocked up in
purple to mate.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah, that's right yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The other thing that came up on the Wiggle Talk podcast,
mate was the fact that so you're going to the
Arias in a couple of days, I believe, But you've
got some concerns around poses on the red carpet.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Do you have time for a quick story please.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
We went to the GQ Awards to Hichia and myself
to congratulate Awvil Peck on becoming the the International Man
of the Year. And he wears a cowboy hat better
than anyone I've seen. I thought, I'm going to support Orville.
I bought a big white black Acubra high top. I
(12:06):
thought I looked good in at the shop. I got
some nice no comments from the shot people. I held
the hat, I think for the first three photographers and
then very kindly, I think the fourth photographer said, and
I did.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
And I felt like the world turned in on me,
this huge.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Hat, standing there on the carpet with myself nothing to
do with my body.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I just and I did. I can show you. I
don't know if you've seen me, but I did the
old this I did that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You tipped it.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
You can't see my face, so that would have that
would have been a great photo.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So the photographers saying, can you please stop covering your face?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Do something else with your hat? You can't do the
Wiggles figures at that stage.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Lucky, it's a get out of jail free card for mine.
Just You've got that forever and always as well. Isn't
that if you get bailed up at.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Border protection or something like that once in your life.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Any mugshot you ever.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Do, Yes, you've got me. Have you seen these? Put
them away?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Mate, before you get out of here. Let's talk really
quickly about the fact that the Wiggles music arrives on Yoto,
which is really cool.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
It is and it's actually something really exciting. We've had
it in our family for for a while now. This
that the Yoto machines. But we've got four Wiggle cards now,
including the ARIA nominated we got up.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Gideaa card, but awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Kind of what I love about these onto it recently
in America I get quite homesick. But on on Yoto
you can actually record a story with a few of
the Wiggles over in America in my voice memos, and
then Danna put that in the car and then when
the girls were lying in bed one night, just put
the card in, played it and then they had this
(13:53):
this whole story from Daddy, you know, all the way
across the It was.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
It was so special.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Bespoke your cards on the.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
You can you can. You can make your own cards.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do not know that?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, we've got We've got the Yoto's Lucky, we Bloody Live.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah, rawdinary, But yeah you can't. You can make your
own story too as well.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Apparently my story got too dark. I made a story
about a were wolf and Mim was like, I was
fair enough.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Are wolf werewolf that came a crawled out of the ground. Wow.
I loved it though.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I fully wrote a draft and everything, and then I
put on voices and Mim was like, no, never again.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Oh yes, appropriate stories.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah. He has since lost custody of his Gotta lucky.
It's so good to see you. Thanks for you, guys,
Lucky Leslie the Purple. You guys can get The Weegs
music arrives on YO two Now, purchase online, came Up
and memo.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Stores across Australia. Hope you have an wonderful drive home.
It's loose changed legends. Right up there. The time is now,
The time is night. I know you guys know the time.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Is here because you were is. The phone lines are
absolutely lit up for this. It is your chance to
guess the lose change in loose change legends?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
William, what is loose change legends?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's pretty basic, but the money is not basic.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
You can win six thousand dollars by telling me how
much money this is.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Here's some guesses we've had previously.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Twelve dollars seventy five.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I think it's four dollars, twenty seven dollars thirty five.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Oh, come on.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I will not come on, but Susanna you can come on. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, Susanna.
Would you like a fresh drop? You just heard one?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
It sounds different on the radio, actually.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
On the radio, compared to what on the phone. Yeah, okay,
well we've had both perspectives. How much do you think
it is?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I think it's twenty five cents twenty.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Five it's very low, Susanna, incorrect.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, I think most people know that's incorrect. If you've
been listening, there'd be some hints that would suggest it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Is more than that. What are the hints we've given.
It's more in our tone. There's an implied hint.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Between the line it's got to Liz here. Hopefully Liz
has read the tone. Liz, would you like a fresh
drop of the coins?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Thanks for nine dollars, Liz, love that straight through, And
as I say all the time, Liz, you should have
got a fresh drop because that's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No worry, thank your Liz.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Just business as usual for you, Liz.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
If you's just joining the show, Well, we have heard
the drop a lot, and it is.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Worth pointing out people that are just you have.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I'm going to say, an annoyingly strange obsession with fresh
dropping the coins, just like.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm trying to do the perfect drop, and I haven't
got it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Without self serving. For a lot of people, they've heard
it and they don't want it. So, Sadie, is it all?
Is it all self serving? Do you do you not
want the fresh drop of coins? No?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I think I'm pretty confident.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I was doing in my own time.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Then, Sadie, I'll do it during the songs. All right, Sadie,
how much do you think it is? No fresh drop required?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
I think it's three dollars seventy five.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Incorrect, hear it, wait for it? All good? Everyone hearing those.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
For you? Playing at home? Quick fresh drop, we'll play tomorrow.
We're going to keep moving on because you had to
come to Hampdam.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'd love to talk to you guys about I rational
childhood fears.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Woods is that might be a fear.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That you had as a kid, something that you will
irrationally afraid of, or it might be your kid, because
right now my daughter is terrified the big man in
the big red suit.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Scared to Sanda. Sander brings joy and happiness of presence.
I've been trying to explain. But then.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
When you look at it objectively, she's subjectively. I'm not
saying that Santa doesn't bring joy.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
He does, we know that, Yeah, But for a little
girl who's just getting introduced to Sanda, she's only three.
There's a guy, strange, guy doesn't know keeps nine animals
as pets, which he carries everywhere with him.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
An animal lover. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And then the big kind of like nail on the
coffin recently, was when she realized that she had a
fire place in her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Sanda comes down the chimney.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, and so bringing presents and uses magic to get
down the chimney, which is all positive things.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
All very cool, wonderful things. But then objectively, as a
three year old girl, she asked me in point blank,
so effectively, I will be one on one with this
strange man in my own room at some.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Stage, or you'll be asleep though, so that's okay, yeah,
because he won't come unless you're asleep.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
He knows when you are sleeping, yes, and you're awake.
You believe that. It's even scarier for her now, so
I can see it was hard.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And a lot of the time we do say, you know,
we run a kids, stranger danger, stranger danger, don't all
there all these things, Yeah, but it' he does. He
breaks that though, because he's not a stranger.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
We know him.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
He's great. He's got a happy family. He's got missus claws,
so you know that that's that in normalcy. And he's
got a whole bunch of elves that make your presence.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I don't think the el thing helps anyway, but but
but look, he's a great guy. But the thing is,
it got to the point the other night with MAXI,
my daughter was just I'm just not going to go
because she was scared of Santa. He's going to come
down the chymney and as soon as I sleep, because
he ain that's the same thing. If he's you're a
sleep's gonna rock hard. He knows when you are, He
knows when you're a sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
The song doesn't do it any famous, Yeah, so yeah,
(20:09):
and he knows if you've been good or bad or
audio nice. It's quite an omnibodent deity in orders of ways,
but for good reasons.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Obviously, I can understand. Yeah, yeah, you daughters taking it,
so anyway, I would love him.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I'm driving home and sim my partner, was like, she's
just not going to fall asleep, so yeah, imagine it
there with like toothpicks holding her eyes because to sleep
because sand is going to go to the gymney. So
she had to call me and I had to pretend
to be Santa.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh what to tell her? Like I'm not coming over,
I'm not coming tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I answered the phone. I was just driving home and
was just like, hey, hey, Santa, you're there. And I
was like, oh my god, I can't be Centta.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
How is your Santa. How was it? Oh, hello, dear,
not a bad.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Center, thanks, a bad center, nothing like the real guy.
Can I just say, well, a couple of.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
His magic.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Let's take some calls right now? On thirteen six five
that irrational childhood fears too for me?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Will this is from when I was a child. My
daughter Remy has no fear, which is actually a real worry.
Like she just like runs at dogs. She ran at
a crocodile once, like there was a fence, which is great, but.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Like I think, like a like a like a metal fence.
So I'm worried.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
She's not scared of anything. Me, on the other hand,
very scared child Dalmatians. Know why you're you're afraid.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Of it because you probably watch one hundred one Dalmatians.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I've never drawn back before. That's definitely circus clowns. I
think that's a very rational fear, Is that right? I
think over time, I think over time you realize that
clowns come to birthday parties and things. I mean specifically
for me, it was circus clowns.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think clowns kind of are kind of
comes in thirteen one and six y five, I hadn't
seen it but pushed, Tom said he was afraid of
the opening song of Greece, as in, Greece is the word. Yeah,
like Greece is the word, and the animation.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
That goes with the animation is really scary. You're afraid
of that? So so scared? Wow, and then you're gay.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I mean that doesn't check out at all. What's that
going to do with it? Well, grease, it's kind of
like a cultural icon for gays. It what's a musical opinion?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I get you.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I love musicals, that's true. But I wasn't afraid of them, though,
is what I'm saying. You know, you come to love Greece,
is what I'm saying. And a lot of it, not
the opening.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You still hate it? Hate it? Five? Do you hate them?
The opening of Greece.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I had no thoughts on it.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
It's such a changing Nay, alright. Fear is what you're asking.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I rational childhood. That's exactly what it is. It's exactly
what it is. Irrational childhood fears.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Joy, hate it? You getting no scared of it?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Thirteen one o six five.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It looks like a hand just getting like an alien.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Irrational childhood fears your kid or when you were a
child taking my next film, but it's we're talking to
rational childhood fears.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We love.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Rebecca's called on thirteen one six five, Rebecca, what was
your irrational fear as a child the beak the beach?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
It's always had that fear, Rebecca?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Or was there a was there an awful time at
the beach?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
My sister convincedly all the title is coming on all
the kids. So for years I was just scared to
go in the water at the beach.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
There actually might be a name for that phobia.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh there's a name for all fears. Great that they
do that, thanks so the Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
To be fair, though, I don't real that irrational beaches
are a scary place.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
An irrational fear of tidal waves is called simophobia.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
There you go, simo phobia, Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The other one that I read the other day, though,
is thalaso dalasophobia, which is the fear of deep bodies
of water.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Ah, I reckon, I've got that.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I think a lot of people have that deep water
is pretty scary.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
The funny thing about the beach is it is quite
an idealized place. But I reckon the first few times
I took my daughter to the beach. She was she
cried most of the time. Oh yeah, the first time
seen an expanse of water. Yeah, no, totally, let alone,
sand goes everywhere. What is the class when you're older?
But like being on that as a kid.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
But the concept of a wave, You've got this powerful
thing and it's like, well look at this thing. They
go straight for it, wipe out. Yo, I didn't put
in the water neither. Let's go to Laura here, I'm
fitting one six five Laura, what was your childhood irrational fear?
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (24:26):
I was terrified as balloons as a child, so much
so that IRIS use you at my own birthday party
because I was terrified and was going there.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
So all balloons are just the ones that float up?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What do they feel with all balloons?
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
God? And that's so. How is that for you now,
Laura when you see a balloon?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Ah, look, I'm much better.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
I shouldn't love them, to be honest. I actually it
was quite bad. Actually, like childhood therapy.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Oh whoa, So what did the therapists do for you?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Was like a lower glob of phobia.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
By the way, you got a bit of glob of phobia.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
There, Laura, what did the what did the therapists do
to help you get past your balloon fear?
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It was exposure therapy. So we literally, like my parents
just bought this like huge bunch of balloons and then
they were just like blow them up either like like
every night it was the ritual. My parents would like
balloons in the lounge room, and like I still remember
the exact moment I got over it, Like my dad
was blowing up a balloon and it was like the
first time. I was like, make it go bigger, and
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He's like, exact moment that I got over it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
But let's be a fine lives in like exposure and
like trauma. No, definitely, just like spik a blood in
her face, away trauma. Let's go to Kelly here, I'm
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's a good one. Sorry, Go to Laura.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Go to Laura real quick, Laura, Laura, are you over
the fear so much that you could go.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Up in a hot air balloon?
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Probably not too much.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Let's if you're up for it, I'll do it with you.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Maybe maybe with you, I might go, oh.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Wow, talk of it. They'd be really special moment I reckon.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
On the hot air balloon.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah yeah, I'm just being told the station has no money.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
So you're shouting. But we'll be in touch, we'll be
in touch. Maybe we'll go have I was.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Going to kill you here.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
That's a sad reality for talking to rational childhood fears.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
So my childhood is fee was the sound is the
noise of the bar when you pulled out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
The bus so ah, the gurgles, and I seem.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
To have passed it down to my five year old
son because he's absolutely petrified as well.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So both of us we pulled out the plug on the.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Bath and both of us go running down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Ah, that's cute, that's cute. Were you worried?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
He worried it was going to suck you down? Because
I got that feeling a little bit like it was
going to suck me in.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I couldn't even be in the bar, but I had to.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
I wisially pull the plug, get out of the bar,
and just run straight down.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I didn't care.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Ah, like you get out of that.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
So you did miss out on that the joy of
Because my mum used to always end the bath obviously
it's like she just wants to be and the bath
playtime's over. A great moment when you realize that when
the gurg when the when the plug's out, you can
put your ass on the plug.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
But still for mom, I'm going to be in for
another hour. That is a great bit. It's such a
good bit. There's nothing you can do, Mom, nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Hey Kelly, I'm not sure if you've been listening, but
I have been reading out the names of the phobias.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Do you know what yours?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Is?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Called? No drain of phobia?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Basically, yeah, so real original one, basically usually better than that.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The best of the internet as according to me, it's Will's.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Redder, Will.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Beware alright, Woods has a buzzer.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Guys, don't worry if this gets boring.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
These are just stories, I think the most important.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I've read it. You've got a clean sweep last week,
can I just say ye? And your reddit's getting better?
Thanks mate, Well accord to you. God to me, I
read it is actually already awesome. That's the point of sure.
Now a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Firstly, it produces a keen to sense to me on
one of.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
These, I've seen two. I had three, three.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Separate conversations with Jojo C. What about one of these stories.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
He keeps coming in and kicking me out of the studio,
and you guys having stern words in here words.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
And I'm also confused.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I feel right now, I'm like I'm on the I'm
on the back end of a of ambivalent X.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I want you, I don't want you.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
This is the same with this story. So I find
the story really funny, but you can't talk about I'm
well mate, where it is man?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
That is confusing, very jojo, very very confusing. That's a
bit of EP feedback as well. I just don't want
you to go to jail. You don't how to do.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
This is the thing that's been in the courts.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
The courts, okay, and I don't want to go to jail.
Hasn't read in the courts. I don't want to go
don't don't see me read it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
That's just that's the way it is with me, right,
So you don't like it? Get someone else in here,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Can we start with the controversial one? No, we're not
going there. Okay, oh we might go there. Whon't start
with it?
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Here we go? First story.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
So one of my favorite subredits is the Lord of
the Ring subredit.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
And you're so close to losing me so early. And
I found a graph of number gone.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Gone gone, my two least favorite things graphs and a
lot of the rings.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I can't have a double that. Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So you found out over the weekend that Elon Musk
became the world's first trillionaire after shares deal that he
organized with Tesla, his company. So Billie Eilish has been
really proactive about how cowardly he is basically with his money.
So she did this carousel on her social media, which
is great. So she basically said, so you do like
multiple photos?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh yeah, so she goes.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
She said, to start things off, Elon must became the
world's first brillionaire. And the next photo was here's what
he could do with it? And this is actually, these
are things that he could actually do with his money.
So listen out, Elon Musk wells Vistulio. He could end
world hunger.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
By twenty thirty.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Is that the whole trillion does that? He'd he'd have leftovers.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
He'd have one hundred and forty billion left over by
ending world hunger. That's number one, number two, save endangered
species all over the planet. He would save ten thousand,
four hundred and forty three critically endangered species by just
donating one to two billion dollars annually. That still leaves him,
by the way, with nine hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Billion, that's a ripple in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
He can rebuild Gaza for just fifty three point two billion.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh man, how many billions in trillion? Sorry? Thousand? Oh man,
you got a lot, Elon, You've got a lot of billions.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
So he can and and he could rebuild Ukraine and
Syria at seven hundred and ninety three billion and still
have two hundred billion left.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Over for kicks. That billion. It's a lot of billion.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Anyway, by the way, So just to recap Elon, Musk
currently has the power to end world hunger, save all
the endangered species on the planet, and rebuild Gaza.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
What's he doing with his money? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Hence Well, the last photo that Billy posted was you
effing pathetic pussy bitch coward, that's what she called him.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
That is he still just building rockets? Is that his thing?
He's doing the rocket battery thing anyway as well?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hey, wild right, Well, so from a trillionaire to a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I hate did.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I find Trumpy a bit funny. Sometimes he's hilarious. If
you don't laugh at Trumpet, you cry. I reckon, that
should be the.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Rule of trump.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
He is getting on, He's getting on Air Force one.
The press have found out that he's just had.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
An MRI scan.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
All these questions about his health going on.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
He always cops them. She's getting grilled by a reporter
on the way out right.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
This is what he tells her about the scans.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Had it ever, The doctor said it was the best
result he has ever seen as a doctor.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I can't argue with that. Spicy one, real spicy one.
You and me, other sides of the fence going toe
to toe, and I like it.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I like it. Thirteen one six five our number. I
love you guys to weigh in.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
If you care about your ex, hooking up with other
people doesn't mean you still like them or that you
still want to be with them, I reckon. I mean,
I've brought forward lots of evidence, but I'll bring forward
some more which I know you're going to really respect.
Later season of Love Island, Yanna's X got brought into
the house big shock. He was a bombshell Kai. She
(32:50):
was angry and emotional about that and seeing him hooking.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Up with people. Three episodes later, who's coupled up? I
don't know who who Yana with the X.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
She's got back with the ex of course, right because
she cared. She cared about seeing him other people. They're
back together. She always wanted him. Wow, wrong evidence, I
would say, But.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
You're saying that you wouldn't care, you're happy for them.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, well again, I haven't experienced for a while.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Feels like a bit, doesn't it. Watching get him in here?
Watching watching my ex?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Rather, this is your life, this is your ex, bring
him in.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
But I do think I would. I'd be okay with
a bit. I have no you're okay with it.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
This is the discussion that I think is very interesting
because I think there are layers of emotion and also time.
So like, you know, if you see your ex hooking
up a week after.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
You've oh, but I think a week after a lot
of me that still wants them, even if I know
that we're broken.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
And I also, so I said to you before the song.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I think there's a very very interesting argument here between
wanting someone in inverted commerce or feeling something for someone
sure and acting on it. But we'll talk about that
after we speak to Cave.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Go to Cad. Cad, what are your thoughts on this?
My friend?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
If you get angry about your ex hooking up with someone,
you still want them, not.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
At all interesting, So give give us your thoughts. You
have some evidence to be that.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
Okay, Look, I think in the moment, he'd be definitely
a weird situation to be in and I hook it up,
Like wow, like I've just seen my ex.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
With some in front of me.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Because like you guys said, like you you've had feelings
for him, You've.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Loved them, you've loved them, you've been there.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Yeah, seeing him in that situation and it's like that
was me at one point.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Can I also take you ask and you're glad you're
here for this convo. We're talking about it because Justin
Trudeau is having a little bit of a honky donk.
He's blowing off the fireworks with Katie Perry on a yacht.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Katie Perry on a yacht, Worth mentioned, and he was
wearing jeans on the yacht.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Outrageous. That was cool. I don't mean that's cool. I
thought that was cool anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So he's seen so his ex wife is seeing it. Yes, right,
I was in a situation once where my ex moved
to London and started hooking out with a mutual friend
of ours Woods.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Now oh yes, yes, oh yes, I stayed in the
house at one point, right.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
So I remember I found out about that like remotely,
so I never actually saw them together. Yeah, totally fine
with it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Interesting, But I'm talking about like that says you a
photo morning, this is what's going on in London.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
But do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Whereas like actually, like if I was opening a magazine,
it hits you and then one step closer like Caid
was talking about, like in front of you.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't think you're in control of your emotions. What
I'm trying to say, I think you see stuff and
sometimes things.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Come up for you.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
We need a female perspective here, and thankfully we've got Darlene, Arlene, Darlene.
We haven't heard the female perspective as yet. The question
is if you if you get angry about your ex
hooking up with some money, you still want them.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
No, I'm sorry I have to say no. And the
basis for that is I think when you're in a
relationship and things are really great and it's all wonderful.
You actually feel really good about yourself, and I think
seeing it, it's not that you care about them. It
reminds you of how good you felt at that time,
not for them, but about you as a person, that
(36:22):
life is just amazing and everything's great. And then all
of a sudden you're like, yeah, it's not right now,
thanks for reminding me about.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
So what it's the reminder of that you're not in
a time where you were happy.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yep, believe you're not in a relationship. If you're single, absolutely,
you just be like, really, wow, thanks for the reminder,
Not because you want them, it's to remind you. I
remember how good I felt about me when this was happening,
and I don't feel that now because life is wonderful
when you're in a great relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Right room, But is there an army?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Depends on how their relationship ends, Darlne.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
If you leave, you have to leave.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
If you you're in a relationship someone wh gets toxic,
you leave, you see them in the future.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
You're like, couldn't get I couldn't care less.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
But if you were happy, and then you broke up
because they broke up with you.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
You know, it probably depends on who breaks up with
who as well.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
So break up.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I broke up with the first one and I couldn't
care less what he's.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Doing exactly second one, the second one, second, the second one,
the one.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah he ended up with me, and yeah it hurt,
but I felt good in the relationship about myself.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
There you go, So Darlene though, sorry, one more question, Darlin. Yeah,
so then this person that you were like, you were hurt,
you're remembering happy you when you were with them. If
he walks up to you in the party and says, hey,
I wouldn't mind one more kiss, kiss, that is, you'd
do it.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Yeah, I'd have to say sorry, Scottie.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
And now this goes back to the point I was
saying before. You can feel something but not necessarily act
on it. What's what makes us human woods and not animals.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I'll speak for me.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I don't know about you, your bloody animal