December 1, 2025 • 38 mins
- Useless things your partner brought home
- Is the blue wiggle sexy?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
So Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What is the most useless thing your partner has brought home?
I'll get to the story as to why we're talking
about that in a second. My partner, my partner's called
here you go, Sami.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, it must be a shopping list.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's the most useless thing I brought home?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Where have you got a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, I actually tried to think. I genuinely did to
think before, and I do. Yeah, I'm pretty minimalistic.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well, I think that's what you like to think you are,
but secreously, I think yours has always got to do
with food. You come home with bags of shopping or
food useless. I do remember a time where you brought
home a Champagne cool box for one bottle, and that
like traveled from house to house to house with us,
(00:57):
and then I managed to finally give it to the
op shop and then like three years later, you're like,
what happened to that?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, I do remember that, bad boy. I sho didn't
mind that you could wear it over your shoulder. Yeah,
I had used it once and we talked about it
a lot as to how good it was that one
night we used it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Champagne or you were complaining when you were drinking ice
cold champagne, Sam, But thanks for the call, appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, thank god, don't let it through again. Six five
at one time was awesome, more like you were in ninja.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Imagine like it was wearing it like a quiver, like
like Robin Hood, but instead of arrows, he's got champagne.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, I know you've never been cooled when you walk
into a party with you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Elite, absolutely elite, and and that paid for all. I
think it was one hundred.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Bucks shops that hitting shops left front, and that it
was make them anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Now that the reason we're taking your calls and the
most useless thing that your partners brought home is because
a man guy, This guy, he's in Melbourne, right, he
lives in mary Borough, mary Borough Regional, Partful twenty fifteen.
He thinks he finds himself a huge a piece of gold.
So he finds a rock. It's quite heavy, it's quite heavy,
thirty seven and a half pounds thirty seventeen kilos. Finds
(02:11):
this thing and he goes, I'll tell you what, I
think I've found some gold here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Because his metal detector popped off. Sure, right, So.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He takes it, He takes it home, tries everything to
open it. Literally everything. He tries a rock saw, an
angle grinder, a drill. He even douses it in acid
and he can't make a crack in it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So he's fascinated by this thing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He is.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Determined did he drop it off a big building? I
think he might? Literally, I don't think you did that
because that would be very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But clear it out, get some construction work, clear it out.
I clear it out, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So he so eventually, eventually he takes into the museum.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So well, he thinks it's from the gold Rush. He
can't figure out what it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is, right, So he takes it into the museum and he's like,
I do not know what this is, but I cannot
break it. Can you guys tell me what it is?
At the Melbourne Museum. The Melbourn Museum do tests on it, right.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Tests, tests, take it to blood what do you mean tests? Well,
they have to test it because they don't know what
it is. It's foreign.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
They find out the rock, He's seventeen kilo rock that
he found in Maryborough Regional Park is a four point
six billion year old meteorite.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Holy mackerel. How good is that? Was it at the
bottom of a crater?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did it create a crater?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And so let's come from out of space, right, it
came from out of space.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's tiny, like it's really really small.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So apparently there's a few media rites in the land
between Earth between one hundred and a thousand years ago.
This one comes from the asteroid belt between Saturn and
Jupiter crash landed.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Did he did he sell? Did he gett? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think it's science there, so he can't sell. It's priceless.
It's completely priceless.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
He can't and he can't sell us. Well, I said,
I'm saying that's priceless.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's not that guy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
He's just not any me neither. It's such a shame,
and people think about money straight away.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Wow, this is a really rare relic mour and a
half billion years old. Why would I try and make
it all over? I'll donate it to the.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Museum exactly so people can come and see it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How good?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Thirteen six five? What is the most useless thing your
partner brought home? Will you calls right up next to
on will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That is not useless. That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It is for ten years, his wife would have been like,
can we can we get it into the rock please?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
And and I'm going to try and ankle and grind
it open.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm going to go drop it off a building. Paul,
what did your wife bring home? Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh, hi boys, My wife gave the kids a pool
cover for Christmas. One year when we don't have a pool.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Kids are creating what they what have they done with
the pool cover?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I think the dog used there as a bed for
a while before I got tossed out.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Ah, there you go, there you go. Not a good one.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Used to have a whole bedroom that was filled with
useless things. I remember African themed bedroom in your apartment. Yeah,
circle beds and a nice like African mosaic. I think you'
also some ticky torches. I thought it my wild room.
The reason we're talking about this is because a guy
in Melbourne, David Hole, was prospecting as you do.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, sure he's out there prospecting, ye bloody earth man in.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Maryborough Regional Park. Someone across the rock, seventeen kilo rock. Yeah,
his wife thought it was pretty useless. It turns out
it was a four point six billion year old media.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Right, that's just great, which has not made him any
money though, not that I care about.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's the the responsible thing. He just turned to the
museum and.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
He's going to educate the kids in the future. And
how special is that? Nothing better?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Will? Who needs cash?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Let's go to Michelle here, Michelle, this is your ex
partner that brought.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Yes, Yes, he was obsessed with mad Max and he
brought home a life size manquin.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's awesome. Useless, that's Max.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
It's useless. It was no good to me. But he
put it down the side of the hells And the
worst part was he got it off the side of
a road, off a council coin.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Not that's how it's all the good tears.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
That's where I got Carl the Caterpillar from Now will
you love?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
This is a parent car?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
The Caterpillar is just effectively, it's just a huge tunnel
hours of entertainment for the kids.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh you found that on the sidewalk. Yeah, yeah, Car
the caterpill?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
How good is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Well, Mim hates it. It's really Yeah, it's pretty big.
How vis It's like four meters long?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yah?
Speaker 9 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, And she only used it BOLDI no, no, no, well,
maybe haven't checked him for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Honey has called on thirty when it sees five, Honey,
most useless thing your partner brought home.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
He owned a food dehydrator off Amazon and it took
about twenty four hours to give us some soggy since
life bananas.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
He's done that wrong. I think he's done that wrong. Honey.
I reckon. They look good, those dehydrators. They look great.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You see they look good.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
But after twenty four hours, still did nothing. I said, mate,
return it and I'll just buy you a bag of banaji.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah you can. You can buy a lot of dehydrated fruit.
That's very good. The mushroom lady in Melbourne used to dehydrader.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Are you referring to the was convicted. Yeah, she's a dehydrator.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They went through all her records and she's been she'd
been testing out this dehydrator.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, wild hair fris dehydrate, theysal the call honey air
fries just they do it nah, not properly, yeah, man,
Nah tell that to my dried bananas.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The Wiggles concert on the week jug she's they're in enterprise, aren't.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
They oh bloody, I mean, what a performance, what a production.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
A stadium show, John Kine Arena and the big shout.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Out to Lockey.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
By the way, the Purple Wiggle organized down meet and
Greece beforehand.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yep, that was such a I mean, not a flex
but yeah, we know a couple of the Whiggles guys.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Simon also recognized me. He didn't reognize you.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well, I fear well, I had a moment where so
we had a meet and greet. So Lockey organized a
meet and greet before the show, which was very, very
exciting for our girls, and I, you know, in my
over confident fashion, Simon came out and I was like, yeah,
I made how I and just sort of extended a
hand and you know when you can tell when someone
is looking at you totally blanking. I've got no idea
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where I know you from, but I'm going to go
with it. So he just gave me a shook my
hand and that kind of thing. But it was very
clear he.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Did he didn't know blanked by the Red Wiggle.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I did, and it hurts hurt.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
And then thankfully Lockie came over and I saw Lockey Simon,
and then the next time Simon came over, he really.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Overdid it like Woody wouldy would he.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Say?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
But just on that meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So obviously what we both found is that with our
daughters and the meet and greet, they get pretty shell
shocked by the whole thing. My wife, on the other hand,
was very, very excited, so to the point of like
I was just feeling on her. I was like, why
are you so nervous? And she was like, I just
before they come out, I have to tell you something.
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And I was like, hit me, what's going on? And
She's like the Blue Wiggle, Yeah, I find him very attractive.
Anthony Anthony one of the ogs as well.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They've kind of resexed up, like Lock he's sexy, Simon sexy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You know he used to be an opera singer.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know they're gonna They've re reinvigorated the sex factor
and the Wiggles, no doubt about that. I'm pretty sure
Dorothy the Dinosaur's got a few more moves.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You haven't mentioned John, Like John used to be Justice Crew.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Backflips and stuff during the show. Anyway, look that they're
sexed up, the Wiggles, they look great.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And nothing against Anthony though, but I didn't Anthony, no
doubt about that. And so Mim, it's the it's the
gold tooth. It's like he's kind of he's kind of tanned.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, he just gets up there in shreds as well,
dancing and stuff. He's just up there with an electric
just shredding.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
And Min was loving them, was absolutely loves to the
point as well. Where So Mim was obviously filming a
bit of stuff, So I thought, you're going to be
capturing the entire performance.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's your daughter there. I saw.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I saw some videos that she did. She was just
zooming in.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I love actually Kira Night Movie. So we've only got
all of me. Got footage of the Blue Wiggle before.
Even when he's not like a big part of the show.
It's just like, why are you filming that's very changing guitars, Wow,
that's very changed.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
But I just thought i'd ask people I'm thirteen when
I was sixty five, because.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Of course, yeah, I also find him sexy.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Well that's the thing, because Min was like, you think
it was totally normal, right, And I was like, I
think he's an amazing performer and a lovely guy. Yeah,
I don't know how many people are going, g whizz
the Blue Wig.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's my hall part.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, let's go to Jacqueline here, Jacqueline, do you find
the Blue Wiggle sexy?
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Yes, definitely, So there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So what, Jacqueline, what is it about the Blue Wiggle?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
He's hot hot, and I know he's got tattoos as well.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
He is.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
So he came out in his skivvy and it's a
tight s give and I was like, he's in good you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Can tell he's really fit.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Cash as well these days the cash factory, Jacqueline, Are
you like my wife in that? So my wife thinks
as well that the older he gets, the more attractive
he gets.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's a flag silver fox.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah wow.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Yeah, Okay, well it sounds like my wife.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Isn't that unusual?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Wound?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
The blue I was going to say, is yeah finding
like agent like a fine red wine.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Absolutely, agent like a big red car.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Maybe the big red car hilessly has become the big
red use, which Toyota got a hold of that and
they were like.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You know, the big red car. Let's make it a
The sponsors were wild. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Opened up with a big bit from Veggie might be
big from Woolies and Toyoid.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It was like the biggest brands in Australia Dadium tour. Yeah,
Anthony's the king beIN there.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
You're right mate, I'm feeling very threatened, are you really
all of a sudden?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Well, there's also a photo that Mim said, yeah, well,
I'm not going to get into it, but she.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Was filming them a lot.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Really it got strange.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Wow, that is really strange. Daughter's first Wiggles concert. One
shot of me and my daughter.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, that's tough for you, hey, but it makes I
was also at wiggle concert. We've spoken about this afterwards,
and I want to talk about something that you bought
at the concert that I didn't buy at the concert
and what I think that says I. Yeah, we'll talk
about it up next. If you've been to a Wiggles concert,
they make cash off this big cash At every point
within the arena, there's a stall, and unlike at most
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concerts where that's T shirts or it's drinks, whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
They've got that too.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
They've got the t's a little bit, but the number
one ticket item in every single stall is a Wiggles
world famous bubble Wanda.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I should have brought it in.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So I don't know what it is about buying my
children merch stuff, but I just have like a psychological
block there.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I know exactly what it is. My parents would never
have brought me anything. So as soon as they walked
in and I saw them, and they were everywhere, by
the way, I mean there wiggles absolutely genius.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Kids love bubbles. What do they love?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Magic them a bubble wand it turns out of men,
here's the real magic, forty dollars each.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I didn't know that until I said, yes, you can
get one of them. Forty dollars, yeah for a bubble
wand yeah man.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
So anyway, so Max didn't know that she was never
going to get one, but she was never going to
get one. So as soon as she walked in, She's like,
can I get it? And I was like, no, well,
you can't get anything. As soon as we enter any
sort of event, you can't get anything.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The bubble water over the bubble are over there. We've
brought water. I packed a lunch box and we've brought water.
You can't have anything here.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Why do I have sticks? I'd like my parents. I
just remember being like going to Disneyland with mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And it was just like, there's no extras, like we here,
we just managed to get here.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You're not getting anything.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Else, I think give shops in airports, fast food. It
was just like, absolutely no way, we can't afford that,
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
My dad.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So I had exactly the same thing, Like Dad would
put one of us in the boot of the car
and we went into a drive through a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
It was like Dad, it's two more dollars, yeah, kid man. Yeah,
But so I think I go the other way though,
where I'm like, I've never I would never have got
the bubble one. Yeah, right, you're getting the bubble one.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, you want a little toy of tree Man, chuck
him in. And then I found out that was thirty
extra dollars and I was like, put tree Man back.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Wow, put tree Man back. I'll take the bubble one. Man,
my god, ye tiny, I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But it was funny how like I realized how quickly,
like I'm not going I'm never gonna be able to.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Get out of my system. Yeah, but it's not a
bad thing. I don't think it's a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
You want to you want to try and hit the
line for mine where it's like I'm not totally denying
you of everything, but I'm also not just giving you
whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think it's very hard to in the middle ground.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm Unfortunately I'm closer to
the like you're on the take what of your like?
Because because being very critical of my parenting style, it's like,
you want, you want one. It's like if I say
no here, so i'ms gonna be it's gonna be on.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You can't be bothered dealing with the tantrum.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Here, and like, I know, the better parenting move there
is to go like we're.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Going to embraced here. I can handle this, you know
I should.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I should be able to have control over my my
three year old daughter.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Yeah, but more often than not, I don't. So if
we get the bubble once, you can admit that, all right,
do you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
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to a bar and have a man to man talk
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Give people to go and find that one that's under
SIPs tea. Hey, this is a bit of a public service.
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I've actually you had to condense this down because it
goes through about two minutes, but it's about it's a
story about a guy who presented an emergency with agg
and eyed.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Symptoms in his ear. Right.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
They take him to get a cat scan. He does
all the different tests. They cannot figure out what he's
wrong with this guy. They simply cannot figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They literally goes.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
He's in and out of hospital three times, he goes
from an E and T surgeon until eventually they do
a scan of his neck and they find this.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
It's a four year old boy who was at a
barbecue eating when he suddenly grabbed his ear and started crying,
complaining of earpain. The metal wires on the grill brush
had become lodged in the hamburger, and when he eat
the hamburger, it got lodged in the soft tissues. Do
not use grill brushes with metal wires?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh I do? I do? I think we all do.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Oh my god, Yeah, I gotta throw out my barbecue.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Isn't that wild? That's terrifying? Sorry, I'm confused though. Why
was putting a burger in his ear?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I know that the pain was in his ear, he
put the burger in his mouth. No, I didn't go
to his ear. No, No, the I told you. I
had to condense it. Find him with a burger in
his ear, just so the grill, the metal bike from
the grill brush, one of the what do you call
a frond from a prong? Well, it's kind of a
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halfway house between a frond and a prong, if I'm honest.
But anyway, it gets stuck in his neck and that
like it starts to form an abscess around it, and
infringes on his ear, nose, and throat are all connected.
So once I impact one, then yeah, the rest of
them go. He was wild. So yeah, yeah, So don't
use metal grill cleaning brushes on your barbecue. There are
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bristless cleaners. As what I learned in the comments, I
think I've got more of a steel wool.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Anyway, let you guys figure that out.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Hey, do you know the footballer Neamar plays for Brazil? Yes,
very famous footballer, probably one of the most famou footballers
in the whole world, one of the best footballs in
the world. On a thirty one year old Brazilian billionaire
with no heirs left left him a billion dollars his will.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
That is that is a travesty because he's already loaded.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Actually because he just admired his humility gave him a billion.
What else did he do? Are we going to follow
this billionaire try and get a bill?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
He gave him a billion dollars. He's still alive. He's
still alive. Is he still probably?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Can we get the billionaire guy one out?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's great, feels, let's produce it. Talk about absolutely.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Wards, you were talking about meeting people in the public.
You said this Hess, we.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Can do the photo and stuff, but don't chat. It's
going to Craig. I was just making around.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Look, mate, there's no judgment here. There is a lot
of judgment. I can see it. That's perceived judgment. I'm
not judging you at all. Sure, that's just it's just
how you operate. You're busy guy. Well, and most more importantly,
I think it's actually quite generous. I mean, at the
end of the day, we're gonna photo and stuff, but
don't chat. You're still doing a photo. That's a lot
more than a lot of celebrities give these days.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
A lot of them are on the run, they're on
the move.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
They say, no, you know what, I'm in my personal time,
No photos, no chat. You're you're you're you're being a
good you're being a good guy here.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You're getting a photo. That's huge thank you. I appreciate that.
I agree that that.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Feels like a genuine compliment, And I appreciate that because you're,
on the other hand, you flat out say nooto they
come up to you, they want a photo. Not today, Champ, Yeah,
not today. Absolutely. If you manage to spot me in
the wild, don't come near me now.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So I was just thinking, because it feels as if
you're being you're leaning into this photo thing, leaning in well,
I feel like people do want photos with you.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Well okay, so I and this can really catch me
out and I've been embarrassed by it and flawed by
it a few times. Yeah, but there are there have
been occasions before where I know that some people might
be like, I know you want to get a photo.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
But you're not bringing it up, So I will bring
it up.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
It's a risky move. That's because you.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Make yourself very vulnerable when you go like, hey, mate,
did you want to get a photo? And more often
than not, they go no, thanks, You're like extending a
limb there.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
But ah, okay, you really flipped it on me. So yeah,
so I will do that, yes.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, And which I again I think is lovely of you,
and I want to lean into that photographic generosity because
I think this time of year we you and I
are yet to organize our Christmas card.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Sure so sure as in because we usually take a
Christmas themed photo.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Have in the past, Yeah, we have in the past.
So what was on social media?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It does.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So what I was thinking this year to try and
service both the need for Christmas cards and people's needs
for photos with you is we could do a Woody
Christmas card, so just you signed signed Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Card, that they would be very low demand, and then
we give them out. I knew you.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I knew you'd say that. I knew that that would
be your argument. So what I reckon is tomorrow we'll
take some calls on this. If you would like a
Woody signed Christmas card, we need to agree.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
There needs to be a full board.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So you get litigious on me, I will get litigious
on you. You always get lintigitus on me.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
If there needs to be ten people, mate, come on,
ten people demand that they want to sign Woody Christmas card.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I do not think we'll get ten.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Okay, I agree to that, But if we get the ten,
then do people get to decide how the Christmas card.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Is because you know, it gets sick really quick.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I don't no, no, no, no, no no no. I will
get my manager involved and we will agree none a
very tasteful, family friendly photo.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
The people decide on the Christmas they will make me nude.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
They will make me nod me in hand glades. Can't
be holding a hand, it can't. And I hate to
give them the idea. I'll be wearing Rudolph's red nose.
You know where. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
It can't be nude, okay, can't be rude. It'll be
tastefully nude. It might be tastefully nude. I can't can
(24:06):
tell that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, this will be an official record. I've got two
young girls that are going to grow up and go dad,
while were you on a Christmas card completely nude, wearing
Rudolf's red nose.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's what they're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well, don't tell me for making the gut because you
guys are creating in the gutter situation.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'm not creating a good situation. It's everyone listening. It's
people listening.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
They're sick.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Mate, that's out of my hands now tomorrow, So tomorrow,
will take calls. If we get ten calls, ten people
that want a Woody signed Christmas card and signed the
first hurdle, yes, then you guys can decide what the
Christmas card is and we'll come to that another time
on another day.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, we'll speak to our head of marketing just to
make sure they're okay with it, and speak to them,
no doubt.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But otherwise exciting, not exciting.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
We have rows of seats to go and see the
Queen of pop. Last tickets in town to go and
see this woman. I cannot believe how many hits Lady
Gaga has.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
How long they just keep going? How long does she
perform for?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Because to get all the hits in two hours, like
bare minimum, because you know how like a lot of
artists won't name names, but like they save all their
good ones till the end, you know, So at the
end you get two or three bangers with her. Every
song is a banger. But I can probably tell you
what the encore is going to be, what you call
on the OnCore.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
There's so many to choose because it's definitely bad romance,
probably Paparazzi, maybe poker Face, finished with shallow, I don't
think she's.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Feeling finishing with shallow that borne this way, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
There's just so many to choose and all of a sudden,
that's the whole concept, the edge of Glory.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I mean, there's just some tunes in there. That new
one Abracadabra, whatever that was. I also love the Dead
Dance when they paid in Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
To be tired at the Man. That's gonna be a
good show anyway. Look, it's sold out.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's completely sold out except here because we have rows
of tickets to give away.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Incredible, has your ticket to me? How the Mayhem ball? Now?
Look this is lay it.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm gonna be honest. You're gonna be listening across the workday.
There's there's there's a big game that's involved to get
your hands on these tickets. We're just a messenger. We
just get given a name. But you've you've really got
to listen across the workday to get involved with this one. Guys,
this is this is We're just we're just lucky. We're
the cherry on the cake woods.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
The cake though is listening to us.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Do not turn the radio station off, and then you'll
be in the running and then maybe we finish it
off and we call you.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We've got a number right here.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
There's a lot of people listening who I'm sure believe
it is them.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, Hello, oh hey, there is that Isabella. Yes, hey, Isabella,
this is Sean from Live Nation. Okay, Hi, you entered
her competition for Lady Gaga tickets.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Yes, I did today.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Hey, I've got a special guest who's gonna reveal to
you whether or not you got the tickets. Okay, you
got a second? Are you sitting down?
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Actually I am.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold, and then we're
gonna have a special guest. Okay, okay, give me a second.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I didn't realize Tom Cruise night slip Cruise. I slipped
into Chris. I don't know why you're laughing, because you're
gonna be Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Get in here, analyts. You've been doing your acting classes.
Come on quick, all right, come on, come.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
On, I love on radio. Come on suffering your jokes, mate,
she was laughing. So now it's in your range. Come on,
you've got You've got this Isabella. Yes, I've got Lady.
I've got Lady Gaga here.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
For you okay, Hello, Hello, Hello, is this it's a Belle?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yes, this is.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Queen.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I'm so excited for you to come to my May tour.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's gonna be so much fun. Amazing, Thank you, lady.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Guess what I've got something even better to tell you?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You've won?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
A whole row.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
We've lost that connection to Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
But yes, he's a bella. I want a whole row.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Of tickets to go and see that woman.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
You guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And what's it talking about on the line there?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
She sounded so real, she was real.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
She was amazing, A weird way to describe Lady Gaga real.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's good to have her diving in Isabella. Congratulations. A
whole roll of tickets going see Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Enjoy? Is that incredible? What a price? Yes, I think
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The Melbourne show the fifth of December Marvel Stadium, A
whole row.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes, no, you're actually going. This wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I know it felt a lot like a joke, but
you are going. Whole roll of tickets.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
So we're trying to.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Enjoy Isabella each daycross the workday, Gordy book calls in
the running to entire row of tickets, and Isabella Mayhem ball,
So make sure you're getting involved listening right across the workdays, would.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Sit to warm you up.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
A little bit of singing from Lady Gaga to take
us to the traffic.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Here we go. I'm not the deep bend. Watch your
that dum there. I'm never for me do ground about Isbell.
That's amazing better for hearing that girl. Okay, I'm not
your gargo will be available tomorrow for everyone's safe. Just
(30:05):
a one shot wonder the passes of gold. Don't put
Gaga run again? Did you ever lie to your wife? Sometimes?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
If I need to, it's okay, well, but not not
about big things.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, just like if it means you're not feeling bad
about herself.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Oh yeah, that's a right answer, very good thing to do.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
But you wouldn't lie. I think that's okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
A good way to go. I think it's a white
lie over now. And there's a loother thing to do
if it's going to make something feel good about themselves.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I couldn't agree more. What's this chicken?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Unbelievable best chicken? Exactly right? Exactly right.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Whereas if you were talking about how you lost your virginity,
would you lie about that again?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Would it defend or annoy him? No, I don't, She'll
be honest. I wouldn't. But like you know, if it
was with her mum, then yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh you know what I mean, Like, you know, circumstances,
context is everything.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Sure, let's just talk about the story in the news
that Miley Cyrus has revealed.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That that's a wild thing. Just so that was pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I am sorry, sorry, it's gets so Miley Cyrus she
lied to her ex husband Liam Hemsworth for ten years
about how she lost her virginity.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, because she didn't think it was cool or one
hundred percent right, ding ding ding.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
So she basically said, there you go, there's that ring
that bell baby. So basically, so she lost her virginity
to Liam, and the reason she she said to him like,
oh no, no, I've definitely slept with someone before. I've
lost my virginity before, because she didn't want to look
like a loser. It's a little bit of audio of
her talking about on the call her daddy.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
They call her she has everyone call her daddy. Alice Kurba.
She's the best.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yes, everyone, she's the best in the biers and here
she is.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
All right.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
I didn't go all the way with the dude I
was sixteen, but I I ended up marrying the guy,
which I lied and said that he wasn't the first,
so I didn't seem like a loser. Okay, but now
you're telling she was a lie that I held on
too for like ten years.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Ten years held on to it.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Now I want to focus on one thing she said
there though she goes I lied about how I lost
my virginity because I didn't want.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
To look like a loser. That spoke to me.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I feel like there's so many things in my life
which I hid from people because I didn't want to
look like a loser.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, teenage years, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Even to my twenties, I was still just holding in
so much stuff because I was like, if this gets out,
everyone's going to think I'm a loser.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
For sure.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
I'd love to know if you can relate to it.
Thirteen one oh six y five is the number.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What is something you hid because you didn't want to
look like a loser. And just to prove that this
is a safe space, there's no judgment here, and that
includes you when I reveal something to you. When I
was from the age of thirteen to sixteen, I would
wake up early every single morning pre six am, and
(32:58):
I would watch aerobics old Style, Welcome.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
To Aerobics, A Style, and especially Welcome to Beautiful Bonday Beach.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I loved it. What was that about.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I would get up and I would do the you
did the aerobics. I loved it. It made me feel
like me and I just like it. I just got
the blood pumping. It was like a bit of exercise.
And then naturally I had cartoons starting afterwards.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, but that was great the morning.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Because I started, I started going, I want to get
up early enough so I can watch aerobics old Style.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That's awesome. And naturally I did not reveal this to anybody.
I want.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I wanted nobody to know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, fair enough that I was watching a robe you
wear the kid? Sorry, did you wear the kid? No? No, no, no,
I didn't have the kid. I didn't have the kids.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
If I if I could have surreptitiously, I reckon if
online purchasing.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Was about yeah, you would, I would have got the kid.
So what were you doing it in it's just like
just like actively, I was probably just my boxer shorts
to me. How old you know? I was a weird kid. Yeah, yeah,
you were a weird kid.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Because the other thing I was embarrassed about is because
I used to go for jogs when I was quite young.
I don't know why I had this, but I had
this idea in my head that if anyone caught me
going for a job, yeah, I'd be a loser. So
if I saw anyone when I was out running, I
would stop and pretend I was walking.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh my god, that's so sad.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
And so it's just a sweaty a sweaty boy going
for a walk, not running, And then when the person
would walk away, I'd start running again.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, it's really sad, it is. Yeah, hopefully these aren't
all sad. Okay, we'll take your calls up next.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Did you hide something because you thought it would make
you look like a loser and get.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
It off your chair and maybe we should bring back
aerobic soul style. That's going to pay a lot of
people would do that.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That's pretty scary to think that people would lie so
much about that because it's it's cool to have had
sexual escapades at a young age. Is trying to keep
up to you, trying to keep up with whateveryone's done, which.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Is really strange.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I about not having a kiss before. Yeah, I'll never forget.
I've never been more nervous in my life than a woman.
A girl led me down the side of a house
at a house party, and the whole time I was
being led, I was like, in my head, my internal
monologue was, is just tell her, tell her you've never
kissed someone before.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah, and then before you know what, you're in there
and we're doing the tongue thing. What am I to
do with this there?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's really wild in.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Out real quick is what I did with the tongue.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh you'd like it? Oh wow, I'm.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Sure it was a shocking experience. Let's go to Pam
here on real quick. I don't know what to do, sorry, Pam,
I was talking about my first kiss.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Pam.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
No, you hid something. You didn't want to look like
a loser. What was it, Pam?
Speaker 8 (35:40):
Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
I was really into my fitness and I was running marathons,
and I used to fake drink because there's no yet.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I used to fake drink.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
Because everybody wants you to drink with them, and I
just thought, how am I going to get up in
the morning and go and run twenty kilometers when I've
got boots in my system? So I used to drink
sparkling apple juice and people thought I was drinking champagne.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Because I just I.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
Got sick of apologizing and explaining. Meant more to me, yeah,
more to me a good number of a good run
than it meant to be with everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
So Pam, would you would you?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Would you pretend to be a bit intoxicated Pam when
he's gone.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
Well, no, no, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
I don't think anybody deserve that.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
But I just I just used to be really relaxed.
And you know what they all thought, God, she can
really hold her booth.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
A holy molly about you? For you, Pam.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Hey, I So we're talking about this because Miley Cyrus
said that she lied to lend.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Her hemsworth about when she had her virginity.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You should something that she said, like if you play
the audio again for me, Tommy from the Call Her
Daddy podcast, This just heard the start, the language she.
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Uses, I didn't go all the way with the dude
I was.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's fine, so she's it's also the language use she says,
I didn't go all the way.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Isn't that funny? Like when you're a teenager, all the
language you use is like.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
A home run all the way, which means that you
like diminish everything before then. So it's like a rung
a ladder you're trying to climb in order to feel cool. Yeah,
it's just it's just a little bit wild, isn't it. Total,
I didn't go all the way? Like what does that
even mean? That's shocking that you feel that you have to.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Go all the way. Yeah, yeah, that's not cool.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's crazy, I think going if you are to go
all the way or have an intimate moment of sex
with a woman or man, it's just a great thing
to like get to know them a little bit all and.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Everything before you go all the way. As well, it's
everything you can share with them.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
With Willam Woody if you don't mind it. Five o'clock
on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
So much more fun before you get to all the way.
Beautiful exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Bradley here on thirteen one O six five brad chiky
fo right cheek right Brad.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
SORRYX positive sex safe here in wild Witdy.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Enough about foot rubs though, Bradley, you were hiding something
because you were worried it made you look like a loser.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Oh yeah, For.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Many years I used to hide that I was a
massive wrestling fan slash snood.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah right, we're doing the fake wrestling, Bradley, the w.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
W EE, the predetermined wrestling.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's not fake. Think very mu
So Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What is the most useless thing your partner has brought home?
I'll get to the story as to why we're talking
about that in a second. My partner, my partner's called
here you go, Sami.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, it must be a shopping list.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's the most useless thing I brought home?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Where have you got a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, I actually tried to think. I genuinely did to
think before, and I do. Yeah, I'm pretty minimalistic.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well, I think that's what you like to think you are,
but secreously, I think yours has always got to do
with food. You come home with bags of shopping or
food useless. I do remember a time where you brought
home a Champagne cool box for one bottle, and that
like traveled from house to house to house with us,
(00:57):
and then I managed to finally give it to the
op shop and then like three years later, you're like,
what happened to that?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, I do remember that, bad boy. I sho didn't
mind that you could wear it over your shoulder. Yeah,
I had used it once and we talked about it
a lot as to how good it was that one
night we used it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Champagne or you were complaining when you were drinking ice
cold champagne, Sam, But thanks for the call, appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, thank god, don't let it through again. Six five
at one time was awesome, more like you were in ninja.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Imagine like it was wearing it like a quiver, like
like Robin Hood, but instead of arrows, he's got champagne.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, I know you've never been cooled when you walk
into a party with you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Elite, absolutely elite, and and that paid for all. I
think it was one hundred.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Bucks shops that hitting shops left front, and that it
was make them anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Now that the reason we're taking your calls and the
most useless thing that your partners brought home is because
a man guy, This guy, he's in Melbourne, right, he
lives in mary Borough, mary Borough Regional, Partful twenty fifteen.
He thinks he finds himself a huge a piece of gold.
So he finds a rock. It's quite heavy, it's quite heavy,
thirty seven and a half pounds thirty seventeen kilos. Finds
(02:11):
this thing and he goes, I'll tell you what, I
think I've found some gold here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Because his metal detector popped off. Sure, right, So.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He takes it, He takes it home, tries everything to
open it. Literally everything. He tries a rock saw, an
angle grinder, a drill. He even douses it in acid
and he can't make a crack in it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So he's fascinated by this thing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He is.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Determined did he drop it off a big building? I
think he might? Literally, I don't think you did that
because that would be very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But clear it out, get some construction work, clear it out.
I clear it out, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So he so eventually, eventually he takes into the museum.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So well, he thinks it's from the gold Rush. He
can't figure out what it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is, right, So he takes it into the museum and he's like,
I do not know what this is, but I cannot
break it. Can you guys tell me what it is?
At the Melbourne Museum. The Melbourn Museum do tests on it, right.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Tests, tests, take it to blood what do you mean tests? Well,
they have to test it because they don't know what
it is. It's foreign.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
They find out the rock, He's seventeen kilo rock that
he found in Maryborough Regional Park is a four point
six billion year old meteorite.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Holy mackerel. How good is that? Was it at the
bottom of a crater?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did it create a crater?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And so let's come from out of space, right, it
came from out of space.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's tiny, like it's really really small.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So apparently there's a few media rites in the land
between Earth between one hundred and a thousand years ago.
This one comes from the asteroid belt between Saturn and
Jupiter crash landed.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Did he did he sell? Did he gett? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think it's science there, so he can't sell. It's priceless.
It's completely priceless.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
He can't and he can't sell us. Well, I said,
I'm saying that's priceless.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's not that guy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
He's just not any me neither. It's such a shame,
and people think about money straight away.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Wow, this is a really rare relic mour and a
half billion years old. Why would I try and make
it all over? I'll donate it to the.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Museum exactly so people can come and see it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How good?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Thirteen six five? What is the most useless thing your
partner brought home? Will you calls right up next to
on will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That is not useless. That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It is for ten years, his wife would have been like,
can we can we get it into the rock please?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
And and I'm going to try and ankle and grind
it open.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm going to go drop it off a building. Paul,
what did your wife bring home? Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh, hi boys, My wife gave the kids a pool
cover for Christmas. One year when we don't have a pool.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Kids are creating what they what have they done with
the pool cover?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I think the dog used there as a bed for
a while before I got tossed out.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Ah, there you go, there you go. Not a good one.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Used to have a whole bedroom that was filled with
useless things. I remember African themed bedroom in your apartment. Yeah,
circle beds and a nice like African mosaic. I think you'
also some ticky torches. I thought it my wild room.
The reason we're talking about this is because a guy
in Melbourne, David Hole, was prospecting as you do.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, sure he's out there prospecting, ye bloody earth man in.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Maryborough Regional Park. Someone across the rock, seventeen kilo rock. Yeah,
his wife thought it was pretty useless. It turns out
it was a four point six billion year old media.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Right, that's just great, which has not made him any
money though, not that I care about.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's the the responsible thing. He just turned to the
museum and.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
He's going to educate the kids in the future. And
how special is that? Nothing better?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Will? Who needs cash?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Let's go to Michelle here, Michelle, this is your ex
partner that brought.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Yes, Yes, he was obsessed with mad Max and he
brought home a life size manquin.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's awesome. Useless, that's Max.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
It's useless. It was no good to me. But he
put it down the side of the hells And the
worst part was he got it off the side of
a road, off a council coin.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Not that's how it's all the good tears.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
That's where I got Carl the Caterpillar from Now will
you love?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
This is a parent car?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
The Caterpillar is just effectively, it's just a huge tunnel
hours of entertainment for the kids.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh you found that on the sidewalk. Yeah, yeah, Car
the caterpill?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
How good is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Well, Mim hates it. It's really Yeah, it's pretty big.
How vis It's like four meters long?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yah?
Speaker 9 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, And she only used it BOLDI no, no, no, well,
maybe haven't checked him for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Honey has called on thirty when it sees five, Honey,
most useless thing your partner brought home.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
He owned a food dehydrator off Amazon and it took
about twenty four hours to give us some soggy since
life bananas.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
He's done that wrong. I think he's done that wrong. Honey.
I reckon. They look good, those dehydrators. They look great.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You see they look good.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
But after twenty four hours, still did nothing. I said, mate,
return it and I'll just buy you a bag of banaji.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah you can. You can buy a lot of dehydrated fruit.
That's very good. The mushroom lady in Melbourne used to dehydrader.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Are you referring to the was convicted. Yeah, she's a dehydrator.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They went through all her records and she's been she'd
been testing out this dehydrator.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, wild hair fris dehydrate, theysal the call honey air
fries just they do it nah, not properly, yeah, man,
Nah tell that to my dried bananas.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The Wiggles concert on the week jug she's they're in enterprise, aren't.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
They oh bloody, I mean, what a performance, what a production.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
A stadium show, John Kine Arena and the big shout.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Out to Lockey.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
By the way, the Purple Wiggle organized down meet and
Greece beforehand.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yep, that was such a I mean, not a flex
but yeah, we know a couple of the Whiggles guys.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Simon also recognized me. He didn't reognize you.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well, I fear well, I had a moment where so
we had a meet and greet. So Lockey organized a
meet and greet before the show, which was very, very
exciting for our girls, and I, you know, in my
over confident fashion, Simon came out and I was like, yeah,
I made how I and just sort of extended a
hand and you know when you can tell when someone
is looking at you totally blanking. I've got no idea
(08:14):
where I know you from, but I'm going to go
with it. So he just gave me a shook my
hand and that kind of thing. But it was very
clear he.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Did he didn't know blanked by the Red Wiggle.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I did, and it hurts hurt.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
And then thankfully Lockie came over and I saw Lockey Simon,
and then the next time Simon came over, he really.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Overdid it like Woody wouldy would he.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Say?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
But just on that meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So obviously what we both found is that with our
daughters and the meet and greet, they get pretty shell
shocked by the whole thing. My wife, on the other hand,
was very, very excited, so to the point of like
I was just feeling on her. I was like, why
are you so nervous? And she was like, I just
before they come out, I have to tell you something.
(08:59):
And I was like, hit me, what's going on? And
She's like the Blue Wiggle, Yeah, I find him very attractive.
Anthony Anthony one of the ogs as well.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They've kind of resexed up, like Lock he's sexy, Simon sexy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You know he used to be an opera singer.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know they're gonna They've re reinvigorated the sex factor
and the Wiggles, no doubt about that. I'm pretty sure
Dorothy the Dinosaur's got a few more moves.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You haven't mentioned John, Like John used to be Justice Crew.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Backflips and stuff during the show. Anyway, look that they're
sexed up, the Wiggles, they look great.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
And nothing against Anthony though, but I didn't Anthony, no
doubt about that. And so Mim, it's the it's the
gold tooth. It's like he's kind of he's kind of tanned.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, he just gets up there in shreds as well,
dancing and stuff. He's just up there with an electric
just shredding.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
And Min was loving them, was absolutely loves to the
point as well. Where So Mim was obviously filming a
bit of stuff, So I thought, you're going to be
capturing the entire performance.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's your daughter there. I saw.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I saw some videos that she did. She was just
zooming in.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I love actually Kira Night Movie. So we've only got
all of me. Got footage of the Blue Wiggle before.
Even when he's not like a big part of the show.
It's just like, why are you filming that's very changing guitars, Wow,
that's very changed.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
But I just thought i'd ask people I'm thirteen when
I was sixty five, because.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Of course, yeah, I also find him sexy.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Well that's the thing, because Min was like, you think
it was totally normal, right, And I was like, I
think he's an amazing performer and a lovely guy. Yeah,
I don't know how many people are going, g whizz
the Blue Wig.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's my hall part.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, let's go to Jacqueline here, Jacqueline, do you find
the Blue Wiggle sexy?
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Yes, definitely, So there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So what, Jacqueline, what is it about the Blue Wiggle?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
He's hot hot, and I know he's got tattoos as well.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
He is.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
So he came out in his skivvy and it's a
tight s give and I was like, he's in good you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Can tell he's really fit.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Cash as well these days the cash factory, Jacqueline, Are
you like my wife in that? So my wife thinks
as well that the older he gets, the more attractive
he gets.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's a flag silver fox.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah wow.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Yeah, Okay, well it sounds like my wife.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Isn't that unusual?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Wound?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
The blue I was going to say, is yeah finding
like agent like a fine red wine.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Absolutely, agent like a big red car.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Maybe the big red car hilessly has become the big
red use, which Toyota got a hold of that and
they were like.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You know, the big red car. Let's make it a
The sponsors were wild. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Opened up with a big bit from Veggie might be
big from Woolies and Toyoid.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It was like the biggest brands in Australia Dadium tour. Yeah,
Anthony's the king beIN there.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
You're right mate, I'm feeling very threatened, are you really
all of a sudden?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Well, there's also a photo that Mim said, yeah, well,
I'm not going to get into it, but she.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Was filming them a lot.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Really it got strange.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Wow, that is really strange. Daughter's first Wiggles concert. One
shot of me and my daughter.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, that's tough for you, hey, but it makes I
was also at wiggle concert. We've spoken about this afterwards,
and I want to talk about something that you bought
at the concert that I didn't buy at the concert
and what I think that says I. Yeah, we'll talk
about it up next. If you've been to a Wiggles concert,
they make cash off this big cash At every point
within the arena, there's a stall, and unlike at most
(12:35):
concerts where that's T shirts or it's drinks, whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
They've got that too.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
They've got the t's a little bit, but the number
one ticket item in every single stall is a Wiggles
world famous bubble Wanda.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I should have brought it in.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So I don't know what it is about buying my
children merch stuff, but I just have like a psychological
block there.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I know exactly what it is. My parents would never
have brought me anything. So as soon as they walked
in and I saw them, and they were everywhere, by
the way, I mean there wiggles absolutely genius.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Kids love bubbles. What do they love?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Magic them a bubble wand it turns out of men,
here's the real magic, forty dollars each.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I didn't know that until I said, yes, you can
get one of them. Forty dollars, yeah for a bubble
wand yeah man.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
So anyway, so Max didn't know that she was never
going to get one, but she was never going to
get one. So as soon as she walked in, She's like,
can I get it? And I was like, no, well,
you can't get anything. As soon as we enter any
sort of event, you can't get anything.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The bubble water over the bubble are over there. We've
brought water. I packed a lunch box and we've brought water.
You can't have anything here.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Why do I have sticks? I'd like my parents. I
just remember being like going to Disneyland with mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And it was just like, there's no extras, like we here,
we just managed to get here.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You're not getting anything.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Else, I think give shops in airports, fast food. It
was just like, absolutely no way, we can't afford that,
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
My dad.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So I had exactly the same thing, Like Dad would
put one of us in the boot of the car
and we went into a drive through a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
It was like Dad, it's two more dollars, yeah, kid man. Yeah,
But so I think I go the other way though,
where I'm like, I've never I would never have got
the bubble one. Yeah, right, you're getting the bubble one.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, you want a little toy of tree Man, chuck
him in. And then I found out that was thirty
extra dollars and I was like, put tree Man back.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Wow, put tree Man back. I'll take the bubble one. Man,
my god, ye tiny, I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But it was funny how like I realized how quickly,
like I'm not going I'm never gonna be able to.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Get out of my system. Yeah, but it's not a
bad thing. I don't think it's a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
You want to you want to try and hit the
line for mine where it's like I'm not totally denying
you of everything, but I'm also not just giving you
whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think it's very hard to in the middle ground.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm Unfortunately I'm closer to
the like you're on the take what of your like?
Because because being very critical of my parenting style, it's like,
you want, you want one. It's like if I say
no here, so i'ms gonna be it's gonna be on.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You can't be bothered dealing with the tantrum.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Here, and like, I know, the better parenting move there
is to go like we're.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Going to embraced here. I can handle this, you know
I should.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I should be able to have control over my my
three year old daughter.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Yeah, but more often than not, I don't. So if
we get the bubble once, you can admit that, all right,
do you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Want to You've got two hands? Get two bubble is
the best, the best of the internet is, according to me, well,
beware of the bar creeps. Would it move things on?
If he thinks it's boring? Guys, don't worry, but this
(16:01):
is this is all killer, no filler.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I feel like you're trying too hard to appeal to
the masses. If I had to, I had a Lord
of the Ring story last week. That is true, and
I and you aggressively. Don't be afraid of the bus
man I am. Sometimes there'll be that beautiful middle of
the two circles where we're into the weird things that
you're into.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Don't think so anyway, Follow this subreddit called SIPs tea
pitch things from here before and what is sipping the
tea while you're SIPs tea? SIPs Tea's like you're watching
on intently. Oh cool sipping? You know you sip tea?
You're sipping your tea?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, yeah, lovely. This is a post. So it's just
a photo of a kid. Why't say a kid? Yeah,
he's a kid, he says. I am.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'm an eighteen year old in a relationship with a
forty six year old. Her son is twenty one, but
he's not respecting me. As I step into a fatherly role,
what should I do? Any suggestions?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Wrestle gotta be a wrestle, I reckon, you don't mind?
I back backyard let's do it, so keep it a
Roman rescue. Given mind, he's in the US, so he
can't legally drink.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So the top comment is ask him to take you
to a bar and have a man to man talk
over a picture of beer and some ginger ale I
think another one who's beat him at a call of
duty and then telling him that he slept with his mum.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's really good. It's really good. That is good.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's a real post. That's what you find on the internet.
That's the great boon of eighteen year old walking over
to a twenty one year old and being like, I
am now your in all seriousness, he will never get
the respect of the No, obviously, he just won't just
give up. Obviously, just give up. Yeah, anyway, that's great.
Give people to go and find that one that's under
SIPs tea. Hey, this is a bit of a public service.
(17:45):
Now under damn. That's interesting. Also a great subret that
I follow. This is a surgeon who's talking to the camera.
I've actually you had to condense this down because it
goes through about two minutes, but it's about it's a
story about a guy who presented an emergency with agg
and eyed.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Symptoms in his ear. Right.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
They take him to get a cat scan. He does
all the different tests. They cannot figure out what he's
wrong with this guy. They simply cannot figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They literally goes.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
He's in and out of hospital three times, he goes
from an E and T surgeon until eventually they do
a scan of his neck and they find this.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
It's a four year old boy who was at a
barbecue eating when he suddenly grabbed his ear and started crying,
complaining of earpain. The metal wires on the grill brush
had become lodged in the hamburger, and when he eat
the hamburger, it got lodged in the soft tissues. Do
not use grill brushes with metal wires?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh I do? I do? I think we all do.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Oh my god, Yeah, I gotta throw out my barbecue.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Isn't that wild? That's terrifying? Sorry, I'm confused though. Why
was putting a burger in his ear?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I know that the pain was in his ear, he
put the burger in his mouth. No, I didn't go
to his ear. No, No, the I told you. I
had to condense it. Find him with a burger in
his ear, just so the grill, the metal bike from
the grill brush, one of the what do you call
a frond from a prong? Well, it's kind of a
(19:06):
halfway house between a frond and a prong, if I'm honest.
But anyway, it gets stuck in his neck and that
like it starts to form an abscess around it, and
infringes on his ear, nose, and throat are all connected.
So once I impact one, then yeah, the rest of
them go. He was wild. So yeah, yeah, So don't
use metal grill cleaning brushes on your barbecue. There are
(19:35):
bristless cleaners. As what I learned in the comments, I
think I've got more of a steel wool.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Anyway, let you guys figure that out.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Hey, do you know the footballer Neamar plays for Brazil? Yes,
very famous footballer, probably one of the most famou footballers
in the whole world, one of the best footballs in
the world. On a thirty one year old Brazilian billionaire
with no heirs left left him a billion dollars his will.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
That is that is a travesty because he's already loaded.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Actually because he just admired his humility gave him a billion.
What else did he do? Are we going to follow
this billionaire try and get a bill?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
He gave him a billion dollars. He's still alive. He's
still alive. Is he still probably?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Can we get the billionaire guy one out?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's great, feels, let's produce it. Talk about absolutely.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Wards, you were talking about meeting people in the public.
You said this Hess, we.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Can do the photo and stuff, but don't chat. It's
going to Craig. I was just making around.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Look, mate, there's no judgment here. There is a lot
of judgment. I can see it. That's perceived judgment. I'm
not judging you at all. Sure, that's just it's just
how you operate. You're busy guy. Well, and most more importantly,
I think it's actually quite generous. I mean, at the
end of the day, we're gonna photo and stuff, but
don't chat. You're still doing a photo. That's a lot
more than a lot of celebrities give these days.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
A lot of them are on the run, they're on
the move.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
They say, no, you know what, I'm in my personal time,
No photos, no chat. You're you're you're you're being a
good you're being a good guy here.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You're getting a photo. That's huge thank you. I appreciate that.
I agree that that.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Feels like a genuine compliment, And I appreciate that because you're,
on the other hand, you flat out say nooto they
come up to you, they want a photo. Not today, Champ, Yeah,
not today. Absolutely. If you manage to spot me in
the wild, don't come near me now.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So I was just thinking, because it feels as if
you're being you're leaning into this photo thing, leaning in well,
I feel like people do want photos with you.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Well okay, so I and this can really catch me
out and I've been embarrassed by it and flawed by
it a few times. Yeah, but there are there have
been occasions before where I know that some people might
be like, I know you want to get a photo.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
But you're not bringing it up, So I will bring
it up.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
It's a risky move. That's because you.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Make yourself very vulnerable when you go like, hey, mate,
did you want to get a photo? And more often
than not, they go no, thanks, You're like extending a
limb there.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
But ah, okay, you really flipped it on me. So yeah,
so I will do that, yes.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, And which I again I think is lovely of you,
and I want to lean into that photographic generosity because
I think this time of year we you and I
are yet to organize our Christmas card.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Sure so sure as in because we usually take a
Christmas themed photo.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Have in the past, Yeah, we have in the past.
So what was on social media?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It does.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So what I was thinking this year to try and
service both the need for Christmas cards and people's needs
for photos with you is we could do a Woody
Christmas card, so just you signed signed Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Card, that they would be very low demand, and then
we give them out. I knew you.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I knew you'd say that. I knew that that would
be your argument. So what I reckon is tomorrow we'll
take some calls on this. If you would like a
Woody signed Christmas card, we need to agree.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
There needs to be a full board.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So you get litigious on me, I will get litigious
on you. You always get lintigitus on me.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
If there needs to be ten people, mate, come on,
ten people demand that they want to sign Woody Christmas card.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I do not think we'll get ten.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Okay, I agree to that, But if we get the ten,
then do people get to decide how the Christmas card.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Is because you know, it gets sick really quick.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I don't no, no, no, no, no no no. I will
get my manager involved and we will agree none a
very tasteful, family friendly photo.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
The people decide on the Christmas they will make me nude.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
They will make me nod me in hand glades. Can't
be holding a hand, it can't. And I hate to
give them the idea. I'll be wearing Rudolph's red nose.
You know where. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
It can't be nude, okay, can't be rude. It'll be
tastefully nude. It might be tastefully nude. I can't can
(24:06):
tell that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay, this will be an official record. I've got two
young girls that are going to grow up and go dad,
while were you on a Christmas card completely nude, wearing
Rudolf's red nose.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's what they're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well, don't tell me for making the gut because you
guys are creating in the gutter situation.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'm not creating a good situation. It's everyone listening. It's
people listening.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
They're sick.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Mate, that's out of my hands now tomorrow, So tomorrow,
will take calls. If we get ten calls, ten people
that want a Woody signed Christmas card and signed the
first hurdle, yes, then you guys can decide what the
Christmas card is and we'll come to that another time
on another day.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, we'll speak to our head of marketing just to
make sure they're okay with it, and speak to them,
no doubt.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But otherwise exciting, not exciting.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
We have rows of seats to go and see the
Queen of pop. Last tickets in town to go and
see this woman. I cannot believe how many hits Lady
Gaga has.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
How long they just keep going? How long does she
perform for?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Because to get all the hits in two hours, like
bare minimum, because you know how like a lot of
artists won't name names, but like they save all their
good ones till the end, you know, So at the
end you get two or three bangers with her. Every
song is a banger. But I can probably tell you
what the encore is going to be, what you call
on the OnCore.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
There's so many to choose because it's definitely bad romance,
probably Paparazzi, maybe poker Face, finished with shallow, I don't
think she's.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Feeling finishing with shallow that borne this way, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
There's just so many to choose and all of a sudden,
that's the whole concept, the edge of Glory.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I mean, there's just some tunes in there. That new
one Abracadabra, whatever that was. I also love the Dead
Dance when they paid in Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
To be tired at the Man. That's gonna be a
good show anyway. Look, it's sold out.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's completely sold out except here because we have rows
of tickets to give away.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Incredible, has your ticket to me? How the Mayhem ball? Now?
Look this is lay it.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm gonna be honest. You're gonna be listening across the workday.
There's there's there's a big game that's involved to get
your hands on these tickets. We're just a messenger. We
just get given a name. But you've you've really got
to listen across the workday to get involved with this one. Guys,
this is this is We're just we're just lucky. We're
the cherry on the cake woods.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
The cake though is listening to us.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Do not turn the radio station off, and then you'll
be in the running and then maybe we finish it
off and we call you.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
We've got a number right here.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
There's a lot of people listening who I'm sure believe
it is them.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, Hello, oh hey, there is that Isabella. Yes, hey, Isabella,
this is Sean from Live Nation. Okay, Hi, you entered
her competition for Lady Gaga tickets.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Yes, I did today.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Hey, I've got a special guest who's gonna reveal to
you whether or not you got the tickets. Okay, you
got a second? Are you sitting down?
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Actually I am.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold, and then we're
gonna have a special guest. Okay, okay, give me a second.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I didn't realize Tom Cruise night slip Cruise. I slipped
into Chris. I don't know why you're laughing, because you're
gonna be Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Get in here, analyts. You've been doing your acting classes.
Come on quick, all right, come on, come.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
On, I love on radio. Come on suffering your jokes, mate,
she was laughing. So now it's in your range. Come on,
you've got You've got this Isabella. Yes, I've got Lady.
I've got Lady Gaga here.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
For you okay, Hello, Hello, Hello, is this it's a Belle?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yes, this is.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Queen.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I'm so excited for you to come to my May tour.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's gonna be so much fun. Amazing, Thank you, lady.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Guess what I've got something even better to tell you?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You've won?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
A whole row.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
We've lost that connection to Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
But yes, he's a bella. I want a whole row.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Of tickets to go and see that woman.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
You guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And what's it talking about on the line there?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
She sounded so real, she was real.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
She was amazing, A weird way to describe Lady Gaga real.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's good to have her diving in Isabella. Congratulations. A
whole roll of tickets going see Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Enjoy? Is that incredible? What a price? Yes, I think
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The Melbourne show the fifth of December Marvel Stadium, A
whole row.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes, no, you're actually going. This wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I know it felt a lot like a joke, but
you are going. Whole roll of tickets.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
So we're trying to.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Enjoy Isabella each daycross the workday, Gordy book calls in
the running to entire row of tickets, and Isabella Mayhem ball,
So make sure you're getting involved listening right across the workdays, would.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Sit to warm you up.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
A little bit of singing from Lady Gaga to take
us to the traffic.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Here we go. I'm not the deep bend. Watch your
that dum there. I'm never for me do ground about Isbell.
That's amazing better for hearing that girl. Okay, I'm not
your gargo will be available tomorrow for everyone's safe. Just
(30:05):
a one shot wonder the passes of gold. Don't put
Gaga run again? Did you ever lie to your wife? Sometimes?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
If I need to, it's okay, well, but not not
about big things.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, just like if it means you're not feeling bad
about herself.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Oh yeah, that's a right answer, very good thing to do.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
But you wouldn't lie. I think that's okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
A good way to go. I think it's a white
lie over now. And there's a loother thing to do
if it's going to make something feel good about themselves.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I couldn't agree more. What's this chicken?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Unbelievable best chicken? Exactly right? Exactly right.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Whereas if you were talking about how you lost your virginity,
would you lie about that again?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Would it defend or annoy him? No, I don't, She'll
be honest. I wouldn't. But like you know, if it
was with her mum, then yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh you know what I mean, Like, you know, circumstances,
context is everything.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Sure, let's just talk about the story in the news
that Miley Cyrus has revealed.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That that's a wild thing. Just so that was pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I am sorry, sorry, it's gets so Miley Cyrus she
lied to her ex husband Liam Hemsworth for ten years
about how she lost her virginity.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, because she didn't think it was cool or one
hundred percent right, ding ding ding.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
So she basically said, there you go, there's that ring
that bell baby. So basically, so she lost her virginity
to Liam, and the reason she she said to him like,
oh no, no, I've definitely slept with someone before. I've
lost my virginity before, because she didn't want to look
like a loser. It's a little bit of audio of
her talking about on the call her daddy.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
They call her she has everyone call her daddy. Alice Kurba.
She's the best.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yes, everyone, she's the best in the biers and here
she is.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
All right.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
I didn't go all the way with the dude I
was sixteen, but I I ended up marrying the guy,
which I lied and said that he wasn't the first,
so I didn't seem like a loser. Okay, but now
you're telling she was a lie that I held on
too for like ten years.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Ten years held on to it.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Now I want to focus on one thing she said
there though she goes I lied about how I lost
my virginity because I didn't want.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
To look like a loser. That spoke to me.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I feel like there's so many things in my life
which I hid from people because I didn't want to
look like a loser.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, teenage years, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Even to my twenties, I was still just holding in
so much stuff because I was like, if this gets out,
everyone's going to think I'm a loser.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
For sure.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
I'd love to know if you can relate to it.
Thirteen one oh six y five is the number.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What is something you hid because you didn't want to
look like a loser. And just to prove that this
is a safe space, there's no judgment here, and that
includes you when I reveal something to you. When I
was from the age of thirteen to sixteen, I would
wake up early every single morning pre six am, and
(32:58):
I would watch aerobics old Style, Welcome.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
To Aerobics, A Style, and especially Welcome to Beautiful Bonday Beach.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I loved it. What was that about.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I would get up and I would do the you
did the aerobics. I loved it. It made me feel
like me and I just like it. I just got
the blood pumping. It was like a bit of exercise.
And then naturally I had cartoons starting afterwards.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, but that was great the morning.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Because I started, I started going, I want to get
up early enough so I can watch aerobics old Style.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That's awesome. And naturally I did not reveal this to anybody.
I want.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
I wanted nobody to know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, fair enough that I was watching a robe you
wear the kid? Sorry, did you wear the kid? No? No, no, no,
I didn't have the kid. I didn't have the kids.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
If I if I could have surreptitiously, I reckon if
online purchasing.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Was about yeah, you would, I would have got the kid.
So what were you doing it in it's just like
just like actively, I was probably just my boxer shorts
to me. How old you know? I was a weird kid. Yeah, yeah,
you were a weird kid.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Because the other thing I was embarrassed about is because
I used to go for jogs when I was quite young.
I don't know why I had this, but I had
this idea in my head that if anyone caught me
going for a job, yeah, I'd be a loser. So
if I saw anyone when I was out running, I
would stop and pretend I was walking.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh my god, that's so sad.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
And so it's just a sweaty a sweaty boy going
for a walk, not running, And then when the person
would walk away, I'd start running again.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, it's really sad, it is. Yeah, hopefully these aren't
all sad. Okay, we'll take your calls up next.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Did you hide something because you thought it would make
you look like a loser and get.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
It off your chair and maybe we should bring back
aerobic soul style. That's going to pay a lot of
people would do that.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That's pretty scary to think that people would lie so
much about that because it's it's cool to have had
sexual escapades at a young age. Is trying to keep
up to you, trying to keep up with whateveryone's done, which.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Is really strange.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I about not having a kiss before. Yeah, I'll never forget.
I've never been more nervous in my life than a woman.
A girl led me down the side of a house
at a house party, and the whole time I was
being led, I was like, in my head, my internal
monologue was, is just tell her, tell her you've never
kissed someone before.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah, and then before you know what, you're in there
and we're doing the tongue thing. What am I to
do with this there?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's really wild in.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Out real quick is what I did with the tongue.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh you'd like it? Oh wow, I'm.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Sure it was a shocking experience. Let's go to Pam
here on real quick. I don't know what to do, sorry, Pam,
I was talking about my first kiss.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Pam.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
No, you hid something. You didn't want to look like
a loser. What was it, Pam?
Speaker 8 (35:40):
Yeah, because I was.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
I was really into my fitness and I was running marathons,
and I used to fake drink because there's no yet.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I used to fake drink.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
Because everybody wants you to drink with them, and I
just thought, how am I going to get up in
the morning and go and run twenty kilometers when I've
got boots in my system? So I used to drink
sparkling apple juice and people thought I was drinking champagne.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Because I just I.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
Got sick of apologizing and explaining. Meant more to me, yeah,
more to me a good number of a good run
than it meant to be with everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
So Pam, would you would you?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Would you pretend to be a bit intoxicated Pam when
he's gone.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
Well, no, no, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
I don't think anybody deserve that.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
But I just I just used to be really relaxed.
And you know what they all thought, God, she can
really hold her booth.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
A holy molly about you? For you, Pam.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Hey, I So we're talking about this because Miley Cyrus
said that she lied to lend.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Her hemsworth about when she had her virginity.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You should something that she said, like if you play
the audio again for me, Tommy from the Call Her
Daddy podcast, This just heard the start, the language she.
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Uses, I didn't go all the way with the dude
I was.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's fine, so she's it's also the language use she says,
I didn't go all the way.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Isn't that funny? Like when you're a teenager, all the
language you use is like.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
A home run all the way, which means that you
like diminish everything before then. So it's like a rung
a ladder you're trying to climb in order to feel cool. Yeah,
it's just it's just a little bit wild, isn't it. Total,
I didn't go all the way? Like what does that
even mean? That's shocking that you feel that you have to.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Go all the way. Yeah, yeah, that's not cool.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's crazy, I think going if you are to go
all the way or have an intimate moment of sex
with a woman or man, it's just a great thing
to like get to know them a little bit all and.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Everything before you go all the way. As well, it's
everything you can share with them.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
With Willam Woody if you don't mind it. Five o'clock
on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
So much more fun before you get to all the way.
Beautiful exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Bradley here on thirteen one O six five brad chiky
fo right cheek right Brad.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
SORRYX positive sex safe here in wild Witdy.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Enough about foot rubs though, Bradley, you were hiding something
because you were worried it made you look like a loser.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Oh yeah, For.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Many years I used to hide that I was a
massive wrestling fan slash snood.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah right, we're doing the fake wrestling, Bradley, the w.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
W EE, the predetermined wrestling.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's not fake. Think very mu
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