April 18, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the odds that the 49ers will deal WR Brandon Aiyuk before the draft ends, Jalen Hurts making comments about improving the Eagles culture, #AskBen, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three and we go
back to the NFL and our number three, And what
are the odds the forty nine ers trade away Brandon
Ayuc before the draft ends? Some more chatter that the
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team in Pittsburgh is trying to acquire the forty nine
er receiver before the draft is over. We'll talk about that. Also,
how do you process Jalen Hurt's recent comments on improving
the Eagles in air quotes culture a think piece on that,
and where are you at on college football going to
a relegation format in future years? All of that coming
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your way right now here. It is our number three.
To trade or not to trade?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Very Shakespearean. Well come.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
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Speaker 2 (02:17):
That'll be coming up a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's why we consider this a somewhat big, somewhat big
hour of broadcasting. But our lead comes from the gibber jabber.
We love gibber jabber. We live for gibber jabber. We're
in the gibber jabber business.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We are get to the point, please. So we are
a week.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Away from the NFL Draft. It's kind of a big deal,
it is, right, oh, New players, shiny new players that
haven't thrown interceptions or drop passes or fumble or mistackles
or miss blocks.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They're perfected like newborn babies. They haven't made any misakes.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So while the top five or so pick, so we
find those compelling. I'm not gonna sit here and tell
you that when the draft comes around, I'm pretty much out.
After ten picks, I'm out, and then I'll go back
and look. And that's just how I look at it.
I have other things to do. But if you're into
it and you're a draft nick and all that, good
for you. But I really only care about the top ten,
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five or ten picks. I find those compelling. I find
those somewhat interesting. It's also the flea market, though, that
we love. And between today here we are on the
eighteenth day of April. Today, this Thursday, and next Thursday
and actually really next Sunday, we are going to see
a tsunami of trades.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Happens every year.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A lot of time, it's mostly no name players roster
spam that get traded for other roster spam or draft picks.
But there's a few sprinkled in big name players, which
we like. We like that, right, So we need to
revisit A disgruntled veteran who is looking to enter the
transfer portal of Pro Football. So, if you haven't heard
about this, the latest on this, we're talking about Brandon
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Ayuk of the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
If you've missed it, we know that Brandon and Iuk.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Recently unfollowed the forty nine ers on social media, which
is a dead day. Didn't give what he's unhappy. We
also know that his agent made it seem like he
has not requested a trade.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wink wink, nod, nod.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
He wants a contract extension this offseason or a trade.
That's the common belief by common people who claim to
know more than us. And Brandon Ick is entering the
fifth year of his rookie contract. So this is the
time you either pay the man or you boot the
man out of dodge. We are told that the pets
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Burg Steelers have aggressively pursued a trade.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I like that aggressively pursued. It's like you're dating.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm aggressively pursuing the person. They're not interested to me,
but but I'm aggressively preserved. I trade for Brandon Ike.
Now Pittsburgh's GM, the GM of the Insers, Omar Kahn,
the guys are real conment. He's Horny. He wants a
number one receiver. He wants a number one receiver.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's pretty open about that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So let us discuss the question, what are the odds
the forty nine ers deal Brandon Ayuck before the draft.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Ends a week from this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So I've got silverware, booth, and Hamburger helper, and we
will combine all of these things together, and we have
bigger fish to fry.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So we'll just start frying the fish right now.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So first of all, I'm gonna set the Mallord sportsbook Gods. Listen,
John Tay Taylor or Porter brother, John Tay Porter. We
are setting the odds on Brandon Ayuck to be traded
at minus three hundred minus three hundred. That is a
implication of a seventy five percent chants. That's the implied number,
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seventy five percent. As we bob and weave through this
mallared model, like.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Here's why I go by the gourmet silverware.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The proverbial fork in the road, John Lynch plausibly the
GM I used to work for his daddy ran a
radio station in San Diego. John Lynch has two options.
You either pay the man or you trade the man.
Otherwise you've got the disgruntled man.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And nobody wants to disgruntle employee on their hands. Nobody,
you know, Over the years here at Fox Sports.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Radio, I've worked with different engineers and people behind the scenes,
and normally when they start to leave, they start the
process of leaving, they check out right, and nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Wants to work with them. Somebody like it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
One bad apple can spoil the bunch. It's true. And
so I'm looking around, and obviously Pittsburgh's out there, they're
pretty open about it. But why wouldn't a team like
the Patriots if they're actually trying to win? Maybe they're not,
it's conceivable they're not. They're just gonna continue to suck,
and they like the fine state of suckage that they're in.
But why wouldn't you try to acquire this guy and
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the Chargers? Have you seen the depth chart for the Chargers?
The Buffalo Bills? They should be window shopping to acquire.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But you gonna pay him a lot of money, Yeah,
because he's.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Actually halfway decent. So shuffle the deck and find the
right ingredients and make it up all right. Now, second
we skip ahead, we head now to the home town
of Fats from Philly. That is where Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts made it painfully clear to the media during a
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recent interview with the voluntary offseason workouts that he is
looking to set the standard.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I want to set the standard for the team's culture.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He was asked about what the team needs to do
differently in twenty twenty four. He said, quote, I think
really leaving it to no one else to set the
culture is how I want it to BA.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That was an affirmation by Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He mentioned communication and establishing the standard.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So how do you process? Jalen Hurts comments on improving.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The Eagles culture and saying the way he said it,
he didn't want anyone else to set the culture. So
this is a trip to the booth. Let's go to
the booth, the confessional booth. Bless me, father, for I
have sinned by being a schmuck with my teammates the
previous year dead giveaway, another dead giveaway. It is also
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a rip at his coach, Nick Sirianni. Is this not
an underheaded shot at Syriana? Am I reading too much
into this that the coach tried to set the culture
last year and failed and failed, and so now Jalen
Hurts is like, no one else can set the culture
how I want it to be.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Or is this a shot at a J. Brown? Who
is he taking a shot?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
He's taking a shot a little bit at the coach teammates,
but Hurts. Either way you slice it, Jalen Hurts is
confirming that clicks were formed in the Philadelphia locker room,
that we were right when we did all those monologues
about the sky is falling, the house is divided, and
so he's now going to lead this radical transformation. All right,
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final thought to the college grid iron we go. The
story floated this week had the outline of the super
League tadda, what is that?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well, that is we're gonna talk about this in the
previous episode.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That is the reimagined college football No more Big ten,
no more.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I is the Pac Twelve's gone. The Big twelve is.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Gonna be around SEC, but they're gonna get rid of
all of that. And there is a rough draft that
has been making the rounds here. If you haven't seen
it or heard about it, let me give you the
thumbnail recap. So it would have seven divisions. There would
be seventy teams top tier. They're gonna make this like
European soccer, top tier, ten schools in what they're calling
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the Underleague. The division will rotate every year, so only
that there's seventy teams, but ten of them will rotate
every year. Eight of the ten are relegated each season,
so there will be relegation each season. They will replaced
by the eight teams that play in the underleague's playoff.
The rest of the Underleague is organized in eight different divisions.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That will be seven teams, which are not not.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Exactly detailed here, so there are a lot of things
that will put that in the minutia category. In the
minutia category, but the seventy teams, seven divisions top tier,
and then ten schools in.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The underleague that would be moved around.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So where are you at on the possibility of college
football going to a relegation format. So this is a
ham helper. It's a good starter if you don't really
know how to cook. You get the beef, you get
the hamburger helper, the water or whatever, and you're good, right,
and you can make a halfway decent meal.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But to me, this doesn't go far enough as we
understand it. Maybe I read this wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It hasn't been formally announced and there's just a thing
bouncing around the internet.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So they're still working on this. They're still trying to
fine tune this.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
But the plan that I saw, you'd have schools like UNLV, Liberty,
James Madison schools along that line that could be relegated.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It could be relegated. It should be across the board.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Because the reason they don't want to make it across
the board because you have the haves and the have nots.
And there is a scenario in a dimension where if
you had full relegation right smack bang, right in the
middle of list, and you had full relegation, that Alabama
falls in hard times because Saban's not there anymore and
they have back to back bad years, and you have
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to relegate Alabama or Notre Dame or Michigan or Southern
cal or anyway. I mean, then you're like, oh my god,
oh my, oh MG. So you can't have that happen.
So instead they're gonna limit the relegation.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But I like the idea of relegation. I don't own
one of the teams.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, how are people going to handle the loss of
the Southeastern Conference and the Big Ten.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And the pack towel, because eventually this is going to happen.
The fact is already gone, so you've dealt with that.
But it's gonna be like it already is, semi professional football.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They're gonna have the Western which will be like the
PAC twelve will be reassembled in the West.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And they'll have by region.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
They'll have different different divisions which are pretty much like
the conferences right now, but they will not have the
branding according to this story that I read, the branding
of the current conferences that we have.
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I turned out for the Mallor Riddle of the Day
and the Washington Capitals that's a hockey team. They celebrated
making the Stanley Cup playoffs by singing blank, singing blank,
that is the question.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What is the answer? And let's see does anyone know
the answer?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Kelly, our friend that works in the donut business, she says,
Taylor Swifts, Look what you made me do?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's pretty good. Ferg Dog said, Yankee Doodle went to town
is the answer? Who else do we have? Page down?
Let's see here, we'll skip over that one a lot
of ask Ben questions.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm trying to skip through here, tiptoe through the tulips
a classic, and we lost a legend when the Tiny
tim passed away back in the day.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
They sang slim Shady from Art Puffin, the Mister Rogers
theme song from Scott in Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Double O Mexican in San.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Diego says they were singing Ben Maler show parody songs.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, those are catchy, those are those are catchy?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
The Adam Sandler Honikah song from Donkey Sausage. Ike said
they were singing My My Lorena parody song from OHIOA.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Who else you have?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The theme from the Benny Hill Show, guess by Alf the
Alien Opinery classic theme that we should play more.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
On the show. Who else do we have? Matt? That's
the Warrior Raider?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Fan in the bas says the Capitols celebrated making the
playoffs by singing Endless Love in a Darkened Rink. Andy
from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says they sang Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star,
another classic, the Soviet National anthem from King Rory.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't think mister Putin was in the house. The
wheels on the bus go round and round.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
The wheels on the bus go round and round from
Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's his answer.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
The Macarina from Mark dating himself all about the Benjamins
in pig Latin from Inca Terror. They sang after Noon
Delight from I forty Ian Ice Ice Baby from Eloy
out in Compton.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Who else do you have?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Page down it's raining men by chipping the QC. I
thought this would get pretty good answers. I've not been disappointed.
Margaritaville from King Raven. That's his answer. Lizzo's Greatest Hits
guest by Kyle. Who else do we have? Just like
Frank says, They were singing the theme song for the
new Queen of Hearts segment with the FSR Tech Queen Eddie.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Do you have an answer? Eddie? I need an answer.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
I do Ben since and I don't know the answer
to this. But since they are playing the New York
Rangers in the first round, were they singing new York,
New York.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, that is incorrect, Eddie, correct answer. The Washington Capitals
for reasons I don't know we're singing. They were belting
out Eric Church's all time classic Talladega.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
That's very random.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
That song is I believe ten years old, but they
liked and I didn't know they were into country music.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is that very big in hockey? Eddie?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Is there a lot of crossover the Canadian guys? The
Europeans love their country music.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't know about the Europeans, but Canadian Canadians do
like the country music.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
My buddy, my buddy Jay has a streaming service that
plays country music. He runs it and he said they
have the most listeners in Germany. They have more people
listening in Germany to country music than his channel than
here in the.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
In the States.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That is surprising to me.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, he said, there's a part of Germany it loves
country music.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
And it's very very odd, but that's why I brought
it up. It's odd.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's one of those odd dy's like why would you
like that if you're in Germany? But I guess it's better.
What kind of what's German music like?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is it the the polka? Is that that is that German?
Is that Polish to polka?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I thought it was German?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Is it German.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I'm not a polka expert. I know there used to
be in Wisconsin there was some polka radio stations, which
is wild to me that you could have a whole
format playing polka.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Anyway, let's get to the vones and we'll say hello
to here's a blast from the past, the.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
History of the show.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
The only one that had a heart attack on the
air while we were talking to him. Cardiac Stanley is back. Hello,
Cardiac Stanley from Ohio.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Hey, Man sport fans, German music indn'e it? Hey, Eddie,
Hey Scorpions, scorpions German music Internet?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Is that Yes, the Scorpions are from Germany. That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
That's right. Hey, another coincidence. That's for the big NASCAR
races this weekend, Talladega, Talladega.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
You know, once Steph Curry and lebron are gone, who's
gonna watch the NBA nationally for what player?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Okay, so that's a great quest. Who's gonna be the
new face of the NBA Stanley? And the answer right
now is no one. Someone somebody in everly will. I mean,
the NBA is banking on on Wemby, the Parisian prodigy,
that people falling, they're gonna fall in love with him.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's not there yet. He's only a rookie. It's not
there yet.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
But I mean, I look at these young guys and
they're good players, but they don't don't really they don't
have the high Q score.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Well, that's correct. I got a couple of ways maybe
to make the NBA and more exciting. If they want
to check them out. Here's number one.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
This is this is Cardiac Stanley's big board of ways
to improve the NBA product.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Go ahead, they're listening. They're listening.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
First of all, the three point line does not come
in effect until the last three minutes of the first,
second and third quarter, and then the last four minutes
of the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh, I like that. That's good.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So you actually have to play inside the painted area
or at least close to the basket, and it doesn't
matter if you make a shot from half court.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's only two points until lately. I liked it. All right,
what else?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
And then the second thing is I think that all
dumps should be worth three points?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is that the entire game or only up until the
three minute mark of the first second and third quarter,
of the four minute mark and.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
The fourth court.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Nope, that's the entire game. And if the guy makes
it and he's fouled, it's a player foul. If he
doesn't make it, it's a two shot foul because it's
only a dunk. And think about it, it'll be a
whole new NBA category, dunk leaders. There'll be more inside play.
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Net Winby can go from shooting at the half court
to get under the basket. There was three players that
left it in double mark on the NBA. Number one
Michael Jordan, Number two Steph Curry, he ruined the game,
but he's fabulous, and number three Jabar. But other than that,
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the NBA is really gonna die.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
When people said this, everyone says he's going to die.
He said it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
When Jordan laughed, they when you know, Kobe got old.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know, the people didn't really like the Brin mean
they someone.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Is going to come along that will will resonate with
the hearts, minds and souls of men, women and children.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
We don't know who it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It doesn't look like any of these guys are that
interesting to us. But there's a better chance, Stanley, there's
a better chance of the NBA adding a four point
shot than doing what you want.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
No, no, there is. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
There's a better chance of them adding some kind of
fugazi four point shot than doing what you want.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Okay, well let's do this. Then if you attempt to
three and you miss it, one point comes off your score.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh okay, you want to take points away? Take points
off the board. I'm fine with that too. I don't care.
That's interesting to me. Why not?
Speaker 7 (23:44):
But I'd like to see those rules and try them
for once, and you watch out of that with change
the game, bring it back.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You're an ideas guy, Stanley. You're a think tank over there.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
The cardiac Stanley think tank has been activated. All right,
I gotta go, Thank you, all right, go away, I'm
done with you. Don't have any more heart attacks. Okay,
please try to avoid that.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I think you're trying. Later this star, we have asked Ben.
Ask Ben.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's your questions, and our answers will take a more
one or two more calls and then we'll get to
ask Ben. But right now, no commercial break or.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Anything like that.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I mean, it's just gonna bounce past the microphone over
and I'm trying not to not to break it's thousand
dollars microphone.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But here we go.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Here's Eddie Garcia right there. He's warming up his vocal
cords right now.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Thank god Ben didn't kill Cardiac Danley, else we wouldn't
have had amazing ideas like that.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I saved his life.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
No, Coop saved his life. You were here for this, Beloria.
Ben almost killed that guy.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Here is how Coop saved him?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well, no, because of what I did is I did
the veteran move, and you know, I was broadcasting, so
I passed. I made sure that he was taken care of,
and I said, Coop take care of that, and he did.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
But I was I was the one that directed Coop
was gonna.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Then was also the guy who got him all worked
up and into a lather, and that's why he started
having a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Just doing my job. I was just doing my job, Lorena.
You know, it's not easy being a hot take guy.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Not easy.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
These hot takes don't come easy for me, Okay, I
got to work at these things.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh hell, Bill Miller, you have audio of this, Lorraine,
if you want to hear him having the heart attack
on the area off.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
My gosh, I'll have to look at it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's in the archive.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It is.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
It is classic Ben Maller audio.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
All right, be sure to catch live editions of The
Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
I know you're very excited about this news.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Ben.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
It is not the end for your guy Chris Paul.
He says he is not retiring this off season. The
Warriors guard saying, quote, this isn't it. I know that
for sure. Oh well, I was very worried, Idy. I
know you were your guy, Chris Paul.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I would like him to join forces with Lebron. Can
you make that happen so I can just focus my
negative energy on both of them together at the same
time there and not have to have two different teams.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I cannot make that happen.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But are you old enough to remember Eddie, when Major
League Baseball marketing was shoving Jackson Holiday down our throats,
the next big thing, the chosen One.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Well, yeah, that was like last week. So yes, I
was around it for that.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
So Jackson Holiday has had twenty five at bats. He
has one more hit than you and I have Eddie
and fourteen strikeouts. Now, I didn't play major League baseball
and I just do the Overnight Show. I don't think
that's a good start, though, when you're one for twenty
five with fourteen.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Strikeouts, and I would concur with your opinion on that.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I also have a fun fact about the cheating Astros.
So this this guy jose abrayw who used to be
really good but he's old now, So jose A braw
where's jersey number seventy nine?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay, all right, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Did you realize his batting average is now lower than
his jersey but he's hitting seventy eight?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That is pretty impressive, is it not?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It is so jose O seventy eight a bray you
fifty one at bats and four hits, no home runs
over the first month or so the baseball season. It
is the Ben Maveler Show. That is the show that
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in a moment.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
But let's say hello, and we'll go now to a
man who when he bleeds, it's.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Chiefs Red and Gold. Keg drinking Steve, Hello, Keig drinking Steve.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
I'm giving Mitch Sugarvan this year. Man, I see you're running.
You're running interference for your guy. Robert Kraft again, the
greatest cheaters in the history of the NFL and degenerate teeter. Uh,
designed to kneecap as former coach. Have you gotten to
that yet?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
No?
Speaker 9 (29:16):
No, I have.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's that's the next hour. I'm gonna do these four.
I'm gonna do the deep dive.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
I knew you old Boston Benny wouldn't take that one
too on, so good.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
No, no, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
And I was given the nickname yesterday by Masshole Mickey.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I was given the nickname Masshole Mallord.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So in honor of being mass whole Mallor, I must
give a patriot theme Robert Kraft pooping all over Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Malamala.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Oh, it's there's no honor amongst degenerate teams and cheaters
like the New England, the greatest cheaters and severe in
the history of the in the NFL. As you hear
about this Sanjosday volleyball wire, man, Uh, she's we got
a Caitlyn. We got Caitlin over at San Jose. Man,
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she's looking good.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Oh is that right? I know I don't. I don't
follow San Jose State.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I was just in San Jose, but I don't follow
Santo State State basketball.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Oh man, she got booted. She got booted out of
South Carolina. Uh when they when they wouldn't take care
of Caitlin's and in the South so and and she
didn't disclose her status. So I mean they could have
gotten real real confused there. But boy, she's she's gonna
be a big She's gonna be the next big thing. Man.
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And then San Jose State volleyball I had I had
a question for lore Loretta.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Got therena.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You got it, Lorena?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Wait a minute, Wait all right, So I looked this up.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So you're saying a San Jose State volleyball player hid
their gender?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, how do you hide that? That's gotta be hard
to hide, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
She looks good, wouldn't I wouldn't question her, man. I mean,
if she could, if she can have that surgery, she
could go overseas and have that surgery.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Man, I.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Listen, we'll have to check in. I don't know, I
don't know. I just see the headline. I've read the story.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
But we'll have to check in with transgender Dave and
get his thoughts on this story or her thoughts.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know what transgender Dave thought. All right, thank you.
I think you're gone, so I'm good.
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Speaker 1 (32:33):
Ask Bed your questions are answers, even the oddball ones
for the rest of the hours, The late great broadcaster
Larry King said back in his day, and we passed
the microphone over to the Kooper loop for the reading
of the questions.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
All right, we're gonna start with a question from Cowboy Killer.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Hi, cowboys Killer.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
He wants to know if the drive through lane is
too long, do you get out to buy the food
or do you go somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, so I hate waiting online.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I've reached that age in life where I don't like
to wait online for anything.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
So I will go in. Plus I get a few
steps in there, so I will go in, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
It depends. If I'm in a hurry, then yeah, I'll
go in. If I'm not, If I don't have anything
going on, then I'll just sit in the drive through
and twiddle around on my phone.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, love Rain. Oh you used to have it delivered.
I know you.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
No, I'm really not that fancy. It's my friend who
has it delivered.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
But no, I'm actually I put a lot of thought
into this. It depends on where I'm going, So.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It like I have fought into a question.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Okay, No, when I go to drive through places and
the line's long.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Like, if I know that they can get it out fast,
I just go through it. But like some places, they
really they hold you up. Dairy queen, I never go
through the drive through. I will be there for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, I hate.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I also hate when you go through a nice restaurant
and you you don't get the bill for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Oh it's the worst.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Sucks. Cool.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
Now, that's funny that he should ask this today because
earlier tonight for dinner, I went to Taco Bell and
I pull into the drive through. There's a line, and
as soon as I pull up, this guy comes out
of the Taco Bell and he walks up to my
window and he's like he's motioning for me to put
the window down, and I do, and he's like, hey, man,
I just want to give you a heads up, like
something's going on in the drive through. That truck in
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that car, they haven't moved for the last fifteen minutes,
so you should probably just get out. And I'm like, oh, cool,
good looking out man. And I get out of the
car and I go in and I place my order
on the screen in Taco Bell and then I proceed
to sit there for like twenty five minutes and watch
that truck in that car just drive on through.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I thought you're dirty.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I thought this guy was like I was like, oh,
what a bro.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Yeah, but normally I'll just sit in the drive three
line here because if I want what it is, that's
what I want.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
You know what I mean? Okay, I got you all right?
What's next?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
By the way, speaking to what's next, I did get
an email and it turns out Lorraine, Ah, your wish
will be the command of the fry Daddy. He says,
Lorena will get this ladies size six stop it. But
they haven't even made them yet, I don't think. But
he said, he said he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Hook you up.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
I'll believe it when I see it.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Okay, this guy, that'd be crazy. I think this guy
sent the Tasty cakes.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
This guy's oh my god, he's a good friend.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Then, yeah, he's a friend of the show. I love
the Tasty This guy's a big fang fan show. What's next?
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Double o Mexican wants to know. Have you ever puked
while on a roller coaster or ride?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Uh? No, I did one time, look like I wet
my pants at Disneyland on the I think they got
rid of it. Splash Mountain, I think that's gone now. Yeah, yeah,
I actually like that right a lot.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
It's still there. It's just called isn't it. Isn't it Princess.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Well, it's under construction.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
So it's gonna be the same ride different.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
It's gonna be the same ride with different characters because
the old one is racist.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Everything's right.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
I love that you blamed it on the Ben you
know it was you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, you know, sometimes you just gotta go, you know,
it's yeah, Eddie any.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
No, I haven't, but I have been close a few times,
and so I get motion sickness pretty bad. And my
wife likes to go on a lot of those, Like
the only one I can handle at Disneyland is the
the No No No, that's fine, the oh LORRAINA helped
me out. The roller coaster, the Space Mountain No no, no,
not that one.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, Okay, I got it.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
We should know that one's my daughter's favorite.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, that's great. Me and your daughter can go on
the ride together. You know, it's a big thunder Mountain
I can handle, but like the big one in California Adventures,
I can't take that one. I can't take Space Mountain.
I can't do the uh, the one where you drop
the galaxy the gardens. But we so we bought this
(36:53):
thing that's supposed to help you with motion sickness. It's
like looks like a watch and has this electrical current
that turns on. Yes, did no, Actually it helped. It helped.
But the bad thing was that I decided to get,
you know, go over the top with it, and we
went on everything and that ended up being too much.
So I have not puked to answer the question, but
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I've been quotes a few times.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
As we learned as kids, everything in moderation. What about you, lorrade.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Oh, I love coasters. I was raised on coasters. I've
never been a puker. But I cannot do the spinny
ones like where you hold onto the wall or you
don't hold onto the wall.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
I cannot do those. I will puke.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, and the ones that really annoyed me, like at
Universal Studios they have the ones that just got you,
they just shake you.
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Oh, in the VR ones where you have like where
it's three D in your face.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
I can't do that.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
I hear.
Speaker 9 (37:40):
It's my coop pretty much the exact same answer as
the RAINA. I love roller coasters. I'm a thrilled junkie.
I've never thrown up on a ride, but i have
thrown up immediately after getting off. You see them at
the carnival and they look like a ufo and you
lay down on the thing and it spins and then
you like go up and down and then that that.
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I have phown up afterwards, but never never on a ride.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Let's try to sneak a couple more will tighten up
our answers. So what's next?
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Cool Donkey Sausage wants to know how often do you
run your dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Usually I'm the dishwasher once a day, usually once a day.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's it, coop or eddie ed?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
If only once a day, not three times a day?
We yeah, I'd say we probably use it probably four
or five times a week.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Oh wow, okay, we'll for you'd out a couple days.
Well what about you, Loraina?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
I am the dish washer and I do not like to.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Run okay, all right, what about you? Cool?
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Probably twice a week.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That's it, all right? What's next? What do we have here?
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Fields of Green wants to know what's the longest realistic
amount of years in jail slash prison that you could
make it zero.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I don't know. I mean, I think my I wouldn't
do well there. Maybe in like a couple of months,
Eddie a week.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Maybe maybe Loraina sixteen hours was too much? Ben?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Wow, alright, boring that later? Cool?
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't last to night.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
We're all his, uh, except Loraina. She's apparently alright.
Hello and welcome. It's our number three and we go
back to the NFL and our number three, And what
are the odds the forty nine ers trade away Brandon
Ayuc before the draft ends? Some more chatter that the
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team in Pittsburgh is trying to acquire the forty nine
er receiver before the draft is over. We'll talk about that. Also,
how do you process Jalen Hurt's recent comments on improving
the Eagles in air quotes culture a think piece on that,
and where are you at on college football going to
a relegation format in future years? All of that coming
(00:45):
your way right now here. It is our number three.
To trade or not to trade?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Very Shakespearean. Well come.
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Speaker 2 (02:17):
That'll be coming up a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's why we consider this a somewhat big, somewhat big
hour of broadcasting. But our lead comes from the gibber jabber.
We love gibber jabber. We live for gibber jabber. We're
in the gibber jabber business.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We are get to the point, please. So we are
a week.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Away from the NFL Draft. It's kind of a big deal,
it is, right, oh, New players, shiny new players that
haven't thrown interceptions or drop passes or fumble or mistackles
or miss blocks.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They're perfected like newborn babies. They haven't made any misakes.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So while the top five or so pick, so we
find those compelling. I'm not gonna sit here and tell
you that when the draft comes around, I'm pretty much out.
After ten picks, I'm out, and then I'll go back
and look. And that's just how I look at it.
I have other things to do. But if you're into
it and you're a draft nick and all that, good
for you. But I really only care about the top ten,
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five or ten picks. I find those compelling. I find
those somewhat interesting. It's also the flea market, though, that
we love. And between today here we are on the
eighteenth day of April. Today, this Thursday, and next Thursday
and actually really next Sunday, we are going to see
a tsunami of trades.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Happens every year.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A lot of time, it's mostly no name players roster
spam that get traded for other roster spam or draft picks.
But there's a few sprinkled in big name players, which
we like. We like that, right, So we need to
revisit A disgruntled veteran who is looking to enter the
transfer portal of Pro Football. So, if you haven't heard
about this, the latest on this, we're talking about Brandon
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Ayuk of the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
If you've missed it, we know that Brandon and Iuk.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Recently unfollowed the forty nine ers on social media, which
is a dead day. Didn't give what he's unhappy. We
also know that his agent made it seem like he
has not requested a trade.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wink wink, nod, nod.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
He wants a contract extension this offseason or a trade.
That's the common belief by common people who claim to
know more than us. And Brandon Ick is entering the
fifth year of his rookie contract. So this is the
time you either pay the man or you boot the
man out of dodge. We are told that the pets
(04:47):
Burg Steelers have aggressively pursued a trade.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I like that aggressively pursued. It's like you're dating.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm aggressively pursuing the person. They're not interested to me,
but but I'm aggressively preserved. I trade for Brandon Ike.
Now Pittsburgh's GM, the GM of the Insers, Omar Kahn,
the guys are real conment. He's Horny. He wants a
number one receiver. He wants a number one receiver.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's pretty open about that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So let us discuss the question, what are the odds
the forty nine ers deal Brandon Ayuck before the draft.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Ends a week from this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So I've got silverware, booth, and Hamburger helper, and we
will combine all of these things together, and we have
bigger fish to fry.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So we'll just start frying the fish right now.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So first of all, I'm gonna set the Mallord sportsbook Gods. Listen,
John Tay Taylor or Porter brother, John Tay Porter. We
are setting the odds on Brandon Ayuck to be traded
at minus three hundred minus three hundred. That is a
implication of a seventy five percent chants. That's the implied number,
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seventy five percent. As we bob and weave through this
mallared model, like.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Here's why I go by the gourmet silverware.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The proverbial fork in the road, John Lynch plausibly the
GM I used to work for his daddy ran a
radio station in San Diego. John Lynch has two options.
You either pay the man or you trade the man.
Otherwise you've got the disgruntled man.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And nobody wants to disgruntle employee on their hands. Nobody,
you know, Over the years here at Fox Sports.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Radio, I've worked with different engineers and people behind the scenes,
and normally when they start to leave, they start the
process of leaving, they check out right, and nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Wants to work with them. Somebody like it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
One bad apple can spoil the bunch. It's true. And
so I'm looking around, and obviously Pittsburgh's out there, they're
pretty open about it. But why wouldn't a team like
the Patriots if they're actually trying to win? Maybe they're not,
it's conceivable they're not. They're just gonna continue to suck,
and they like the fine state of suckage that they're in.
But why wouldn't you try to acquire this guy and
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the Chargers? Have you seen the depth chart for the Chargers?
The Buffalo Bills? They should be window shopping to acquire.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But you gonna pay him a lot of money, Yeah,
because he's.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Actually halfway decent. So shuffle the deck and find the
right ingredients and make it up all right. Now, second
we skip ahead, we head now to the home town
of Fats from Philly. That is where Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts made it painfully clear to the media during a
(07:38):
recent interview with the voluntary offseason workouts that he is
looking to set the standard.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I want to set the standard for the team's culture.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He was asked about what the team needs to do
differently in twenty twenty four. He said, quote, I think
really leaving it to no one else to set the
culture is how I want it to BA.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That was an affirmation by Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He mentioned communication and establishing the standard.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So how do you process? Jalen Hurts comments on improving.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The Eagles culture and saying the way he said it,
he didn't want anyone else to set the culture. So
this is a trip to the booth. Let's go to
the booth, the confessional booth. Bless me, father, for I
have sinned by being a schmuck with my teammates the
previous year dead giveaway, another dead giveaway. It is also
(08:39):
a rip at his coach, Nick Sirianni. Is this not
an underheaded shot at Syriana? Am I reading too much
into this that the coach tried to set the culture
last year and failed and failed, and so now Jalen
Hurts is like, no one else can set the culture
how I want it to be.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Or is this a shot at a J. Brown? Who
is he taking a shot?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
He's taking a shot a little bit at the coach teammates,
but Hurts. Either way you slice it, Jalen Hurts is
confirming that clicks were formed in the Philadelphia locker room,
that we were right when we did all those monologues
about the sky is falling, the house is divided, and
so he's now going to lead this radical transformation. All right,
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final thought to the college grid iron we go. The
story floated this week had the outline of the super
League tadda, what is that?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well, that is we're gonna talk about this in the
previous episode.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That is the reimagined college football No more Big ten,
no more.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I is the Pac Twelve's gone. The Big twelve is.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Gonna be around SEC, but they're gonna get rid of
all of that. And there is a rough draft that
has been making the rounds here. If you haven't seen
it or heard about it, let me give you the
thumbnail recap. So it would have seven divisions. There would
be seventy teams top tier. They're gonna make this like
European soccer, top tier, ten schools in what they're calling
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the Underleague. The division will rotate every year, so only
that there's seventy teams, but ten of them will rotate
every year. Eight of the ten are relegated each season,
so there will be relegation each season. They will replaced
by the eight teams that play in the underleague's playoff.
The rest of the Underleague is organized in eight different divisions.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That will be seven teams, which are not not.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Exactly detailed here, so there are a lot of things
that will put that in the minutia category. In the
minutia category, but the seventy teams, seven divisions top tier,
and then ten schools in.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The underleague that would be moved around.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So where are you at on the possibility of college
football going to a relegation format. So this is a
ham helper. It's a good starter if you don't really
know how to cook. You get the beef, you get
the hamburger helper, the water or whatever, and you're good, right,
and you can make a halfway decent meal.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But to me, this doesn't go far enough as we
understand it. Maybe I read this wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It hasn't been formally announced and there's just a thing
bouncing around the internet.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So they're still working on this. They're still trying to
fine tune this.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
But the plan that I saw, you'd have schools like UNLV, Liberty,
James Madison schools along that line that could be relegated.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It could be relegated. It should be across the board.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Because the reason they don't want to make it across
the board because you have the haves and the have nots.
And there is a scenario in a dimension where if
you had full relegation right smack bang, right in the
middle of list, and you had full relegation, that Alabama
falls in hard times because Saban's not there anymore and
they have back to back bad years, and you have
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to relegate Alabama or Notre Dame or Michigan or Southern
cal or anyway. I mean, then you're like, oh my god,
oh my, oh MG. So you can't have that happen.
So instead they're gonna limit the relegation.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But I like the idea of relegation. I don't own
one of the teams.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, how are people going to handle the loss of
the Southeastern Conference and the Big Ten.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And the pack towel, because eventually this is going to happen.
The fact is already gone, so you've dealt with that.
But it's gonna be like it already is, semi professional football.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They're gonna have the Western which will be like the
PAC twelve will be reassembled in the West.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And they'll have by region.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
They'll have different different divisions which are pretty much like
the conferences right now, but they will not have the
branding according to this story that I read, the branding
of the current conferences that we have.
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I turned out for the Mallor Riddle of the Day
and the Washington Capitals that's a hockey team. They celebrated
making the Stanley Cup playoffs by singing blank, singing blank,
that is the question.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What is the answer? And let's see does anyone know
the answer?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Kelly, our friend that works in the donut business, she says,
Taylor Swifts, Look what you made me do?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's pretty good. Ferg Dog said, Yankee Doodle went to town
is the answer? Who else do we have? Page down?
Let's see here, we'll skip over that one a lot
of ask Ben questions.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm trying to skip through here, tiptoe through the tulips
a classic, and we lost a legend when the Tiny
tim passed away back in the day.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
They sang slim Shady from Art Puffin, the Mister Rogers
theme song from Scott in Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Double O Mexican in San.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Diego says they were singing Ben Maler show parody songs.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, those are catchy, those are those are catchy?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
The Adam Sandler Honikah song from Donkey Sausage. Ike said
they were singing My My Lorena parody song from OHIOA.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Who else you have?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The theme from the Benny Hill Show, guess by Alf the
Alien Opinery classic theme that we should play more.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
On the show. Who else do we have? Matt? That's
the Warrior Raider?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Fan in the bas says the Capitols celebrated making the
playoffs by singing Endless Love in a Darkened Rink. Andy
from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says they sang Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star,
another classic, the Soviet National anthem from King Rory.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I don't think mister Putin was in the house. The
wheels on the bus go round and round.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
The wheels on the bus go round and round from
Milkman Mike in Colorado.
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That's his answer.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
The Macarina from Mark dating himself all about the Benjamins
in pig Latin from Inca Terror. They sang after Noon
Delight from I forty Ian Ice Ice Baby from Eloy
out in Compton.
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Who else do you have?
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Page down it's raining men by chipping the QC. I
thought this would get pretty good answers. I've not been disappointed.
Margaritaville from King Raven. That's his answer. Lizzo's Greatest Hits
guest by Kyle. Who else do we have? Just like
Frank says, They were singing the theme song for the
new Queen of Hearts segment with the FSR Tech Queen Eddie.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Do you have an answer? Eddie? I need an answer.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
I do Ben since and I don't know the answer
to this. But since they are playing the New York
Rangers in the first round, were they singing new York,
New York.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
New York, New York.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, that is incorrect, Eddie, correct answer. The Washington Capitals
for reasons I don't know we're singing. They were belting
out Eric Church's all time classic Talladega.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
That's very random.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
That song is I believe ten years old, but they
liked and I didn't know they were into country music.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is that very big in hockey? Eddie?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Is there a lot of crossover the Canadian guys? The
Europeans love their country music.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't know about the Europeans, but Canadian Canadians do
like the country music.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
My buddy, my buddy Jay has a streaming service that
plays country music. He runs it and he said they
have the most listeners in Germany. They have more people
listening in Germany to country music than his channel than
here in the.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
In the States.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That is surprising to me.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, he said, there's a part of Germany it loves
country music.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
And it's very very odd, but that's why I brought
it up. It's odd.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's one of those odd dy's like why would you
like that if you're in Germany? But I guess it's better.
What kind of what's German music like?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is it the the polka? Is that that is that German?
Is that Polish to polka?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I thought it was German?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Is it German.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I'm not a polka expert. I know there used to
be in Wisconsin there was some polka radio stations, which
is wild to me that you could have a whole
format playing polka.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Anyway, let's get to the vones and we'll say hello
to here's a blast from the past, the.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
History of the show.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
The only one that had a heart attack on the
air while we were talking to him. Cardiac Stanley is back. Hello,
Cardiac Stanley from Ohio.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Hey, Man sport fans, German music indn'e it? Hey, Eddie,
Hey Scorpions, scorpions German music Internet?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Is that Yes, the Scorpions are from Germany. That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
That's right. Hey, another coincidence. That's for the big NASCAR
races this weekend, Talladega, Talladega.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
You know, once Steph Curry and lebron are gone, who's
gonna watch the NBA nationally for what player?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Okay, so that's a great quest. Who's gonna be the
new face of the NBA Stanley? And the answer right
now is no one. Someone somebody in everly will. I mean,
the NBA is banking on on Wemby, the Parisian prodigy,
that people falling, they're gonna fall in love with him.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's not there yet. He's only a rookie. It's not
there yet.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
But I mean, I look at these young guys and
they're good players, but they don't don't really they don't
have the high Q score.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Well, that's correct. I got a couple of ways maybe
to make the NBA and more exciting. If they want
to check them out. Here's number one.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
This is this is Cardiac Stanley's big board of ways
to improve the NBA product.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Go ahead, they're listening. They're listening.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
First of all, the three point line does not come
in effect until the last three minutes of the first,
second and third quarter, and then the last four minutes
of the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh, I like that. That's good.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So you actually have to play inside the painted area
or at least close to the basket, and it doesn't
matter if you make a shot from half court.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's only two points until lately. I liked it. All right,
what else?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
And then the second thing is I think that all
dumps should be worth three points?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is that the entire game or only up until the
three minute mark of the first second and third quarter,
of the four minute mark and.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
The fourth court.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Nope, that's the entire game. And if the guy makes
it and he's fouled, it's a player foul. If he
doesn't make it, it's a two shot foul because it's
only a dunk. And think about it, it'll be a
whole new NBA category, dunk leaders. There'll be more inside play.
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Net Winby can go from shooting at the half court
to get under the basket. There was three players that
left it in double mark on the NBA. Number one
Michael Jordan, Number two Steph Curry, he ruined the game,
but he's fabulous, and number three Jabar. But other than that,
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the NBA is really gonna die.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
When people said this, everyone says he's going to die.
He said it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
When Jordan laughed, they when you know, Kobe got old.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know, the people didn't really like the Brin mean
they someone.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Is going to come along that will will resonate with
the hearts, minds and souls of men, women and children.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
We don't know who it's going to be.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It doesn't look like any of these guys are that
interesting to us. But there's a better chance, Stanley, there's
a better chance of the NBA adding a four point
shot than doing what you want.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
No, no, there is. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
There's a better chance of them adding some kind of
fugazi four point shot than doing what you want.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Okay, well let's do this. Then if you attempt to
three and you miss it, one point comes off your score.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh okay, you want to take points away? Take points
off the board. I'm fine with that too. I don't care.
That's interesting to me. Why not?
Speaker 7 (23:44):
But I'd like to see those rules and try them
for once, and you watch out of that with change
the game, bring it back.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You're an ideas guy, Stanley. You're a think tank over there.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
The cardiac Stanley think tank has been activated. All right,
I gotta go, Thank you, all right, go away, I'm
done with you. Don't have any more heart attacks. Okay,
please try to avoid that.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I think you're trying. Later this star, we have asked Ben.
Ask Ben.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's your questions, and our answers will take a more
one or two more calls and then we'll get to
ask Ben. But right now, no commercial break or.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Anything like that.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I mean, it's just gonna bounce past the microphone over
and I'm trying not to not to break it's thousand
dollars microphone.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But here we go.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Here's Eddie Garcia right there. He's warming up his vocal
cords right now.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Thank god Ben didn't kill Cardiac Danley, else we wouldn't
have had amazing ideas like that.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I saved his life.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
No, Coop saved his life. You were here for this, Beloria.
Ben almost killed that guy.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Here is how Coop saved him?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well, no, because of what I did is I did
the veteran move, and you know, I was broadcasting, so
I passed. I made sure that he was taken care of,
and I said, Coop take care of that, and he did.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
But I was I was the one that directed Coop
was gonna.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Then was also the guy who got him all worked
up and into a lather, and that's why he started
having a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Just doing my job. I was just doing my job, Lorena.
You know, it's not easy being a hot take guy.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Not easy.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
These hot takes don't come easy for me, Okay, I
got to work at these things.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh hell, Bill Miller, you have audio of this, Lorraine,
if you want to hear him having the heart attack
on the area off.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
My gosh, I'll have to look at it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's in the archive.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It is.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
It is classic Ben Maller audio.
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All right, be sure to catch live editions of The
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Speaker 5 (25:33):
I know you're very excited about this news.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Ben.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
It is not the end for your guy Chris Paul.
He says he is not retiring this off season. The
Warriors guard saying, quote, this isn't it. I know that
for sure. Oh well, I was very worried, Idy. I
know you were your guy, Chris Paul.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I would like him to join forces with Lebron. Can
you make that happen so I can just focus my
negative energy on both of them together at the same
time there and not have to have two different teams.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I cannot make that happen.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But are you old enough to remember Eddie, when Major
League Baseball marketing was shoving Jackson Holiday down our throats,
the next big thing, the chosen One.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Well, yeah, that was like last week. So yes, I
was around it for that.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
So Jackson Holiday has had twenty five at bats. He
has one more hit than you and I have Eddie
and fourteen strikeouts. Now, I didn't play major League baseball
and I just do the Overnight Show. I don't think
that's a good start, though, when you're one for twenty
five with fourteen.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Strikeouts, and I would concur with your opinion on that.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I also have a fun fact about the cheating Astros.
So this this guy jose abrayw who used to be
really good but he's old now, So jose A braw
where's jersey number seventy nine?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay, all right, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Did you realize his batting average is now lower than
his jersey but he's hitting seventy eight?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That is pretty impressive, is it not?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It is so jose O seventy eight a bray you
fifty one at bats and four hits, no home runs
over the first month or so the baseball season. It
is the Ben Maveler Show. That is the show that
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Speaker 6 (28:55):
I'm giving Mitch Sugarvan this year. Man, I see you're running.
You're running interference for your guy. Robert Kraft again, the
greatest cheaters in the history of the NFL and degenerate teeter. Uh,
designed to kneecap as former coach. Have you gotten to
that yet?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
No?
Speaker 9 (29:16):
No, I have.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's that's the next hour. I'm gonna do these four.
I'm gonna do the deep dive.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
I knew you old Boston Benny wouldn't take that one
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And I was given the nickname yesterday by Masshole Mickey.
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I was given the nickname Masshole Mallord.
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Speaker 2 (29:43):
Malamala.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Oh, it's there's no honor amongst degenerate teams and cheaters
like the New England, the greatest cheaters and severe in
the history of the in the NFL. As you hear
about this Sanjosday volleyball wire, man, Uh, she's we got
a Caitlyn. We got Caitlin over at San Jose. Man,
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she's looking good.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Oh is that right? I know I don't. I don't
follow San Jose State.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I was just in San Jose, but I don't follow
Santo State State basketball.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Oh man, she got booted. She got booted out of
South Carolina. Uh when they when they wouldn't take care
of Caitlin's and in the South so and and she
didn't disclose her status. So I mean they could have
gotten real real confused there. But boy, she's she's gonna
be a big She's gonna be the next big thing. Man.
(30:36):
And then San Jose State volleyball I had I had
a question for lore Loretta.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Got therena.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You got it, Lorena?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Wait a minute, Wait all right, So I looked this up.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So you're saying a San Jose State volleyball player hid
their gender?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, how do you hide that? That's gotta be hard
to hide, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
She looks good, wouldn't I wouldn't question her, man. I mean,
if she could, if she can have that surgery, she
could go overseas and have that surgery.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Man, I.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Listen, we'll have to check in. I don't know, I
don't know. I just see the headline. I've read the story.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
But we'll have to check in with transgender Dave and
get his thoughts on this story or her thoughts.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know what transgender Dave thought. All right, thank you.
I think you're gone, so I'm good.
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Speaker 9 (32:48):
All right, we're gonna start with a question from Cowboy Killer.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Hi, cowboys Killer.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
He wants to know if the drive through lane is
too long, do you get out to buy the food
or do you go somewhere else?
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Yeah, so I hate waiting online.
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I've reached that age in life where I don't like
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It depends. If I'm in a hurry, then yeah, I'll
go in. If I'm not, If I don't have anything
going on, then I'll just sit in the drive through
and twiddle around on my phone.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, love Rain. Oh you used to have it delivered.
I know you.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
No, I'm really not that fancy. It's my friend who
has it delivered.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
But no, I'm actually I put a lot of thought
into this. It depends on where I'm going, So.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It like I have fought into a question.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Okay, No, when I go to drive through places and
the line's long.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Like, if I know that they can get it out fast,
I just go through it. But like some places, they
really they hold you up. Dairy queen, I never go
through the drive through. I will be there for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, I hate.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I also hate when you go through a nice restaurant
and you you don't get the bill for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Oh it's the worst.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Sucks. Cool.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
Now, that's funny that he should ask this today because
earlier tonight for dinner, I went to Taco Bell and
I pull into the drive through. There's a line, and
as soon as I pull up, this guy comes out
of the Taco Bell and he walks up to my
window and he's like he's motioning for me to put
the window down, and I do, and he's like, hey, man,
I just want to give you a heads up, like
something's going on in the drive through. That truck in
(34:18):
that car, they haven't moved for the last fifteen minutes,
so you should probably just get out. And I'm like, oh, cool,
good looking out man. And I get out of the
car and I go in and I place my order
on the screen in Taco Bell and then I proceed
to sit there for like twenty five minutes and watch
that truck in that car just drive on through.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I thought you're dirty.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I thought this guy was like I was like, oh,
what a bro.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Yeah, but normally I'll just sit in the drive three
line here because if I want what it is, that's
what I want.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
You know what I mean? Okay, I got you all right?
What's next?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
By the way, speaking to what's next, I did get
an email and it turns out Lorraine, Ah, your wish
will be the command of the fry Daddy. He says,
Lorena will get this ladies size six stop it. But
they haven't even made them yet, I don't think. But
he said, he said he's gonna.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Hook you up.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
I'll believe it when I see it.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Okay, this guy, that'd be crazy. I think this guy
sent the Tasty cakes.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
This guy's oh my god, he's a good friend.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Then, yeah, he's a friend of the show. I love
the Tasty This guy's a big fang fan show. What's next?
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Double o Mexican wants to know. Have you ever puked
while on a roller coaster or ride?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Uh? No, I did one time, look like I wet
my pants at Disneyland on the I think they got
rid of it. Splash Mountain, I think that's gone now. Yeah, yeah,
I actually like that right a lot.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
It's still there. It's just called isn't it. Isn't it Princess.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Well, it's under construction.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
So it's gonna be the same ride different.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
It's gonna be the same ride with different characters because
the old one is racist.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Everything's right.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
I love that you blamed it on the Ben you
know it was you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, you know, sometimes you just gotta go, you know,
it's yeah, Eddie any.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
No, I haven't, but I have been close a few times,
and so I get motion sickness pretty bad. And my
wife likes to go on a lot of those, Like
the only one I can handle at Disneyland is the
the No No No, that's fine, the oh LORRAINA helped
me out. The roller coaster, the Space Mountain No no, no,
not that one.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, Okay, I got it.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
We should know that one's my daughter's favorite.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, that's great. Me and your daughter can go on
the ride together. You know, it's a big thunder Mountain
I can handle, but like the big one in California Adventures,
I can't take that one. I can't take Space Mountain.
I can't do the uh, the one where you drop
the galaxy the gardens. But we so we bought this
(36:53):
thing that's supposed to help you with motion sickness. It's
like looks like a watch and has this electrical current
that turns on. Yes, did no, Actually it helped. It helped.
But the bad thing was that I decided to get,
you know, go over the top with it, and we
went on everything and that ended up being too much.
So I have not puked to answer the question, but
(37:14):
I've been quotes a few times.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
As we learned as kids, everything in moderation. What about you, lorrade.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Oh, I love coasters. I was raised on coasters. I've
never been a puker. But I cannot do the spinny
ones like where you hold onto the wall or you
don't hold onto the wall.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
I cannot do those. I will puke.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, and the ones that really annoyed me, like at
Universal Studios they have the ones that just got you,
they just shake you.
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Oh, in the VR ones where you have like where
it's three D in your face.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
I can't do that.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
I hear.
Speaker 9 (37:40):
It's my coop pretty much the exact same answer as
the RAINA. I love roller coasters. I'm a thrilled junkie.
I've never thrown up on a ride, but i have
thrown up immediately after getting off. You see them at
the carnival and they look like a ufo and you
lay down on the thing and it spins and then
you like go up and down and then that that.
(38:01):
I have phown up afterwards, but never never on a ride.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Let's try to sneak a couple more will tighten up
our answers. So what's next?
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Cool Donkey Sausage wants to know how often do you
run your dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Usually I'm the dishwasher once a day, usually once a day.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's it, coop or eddie ed?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
If only once a day, not three times a day?
We yeah, I'd say we probably use it probably four
or five times a week.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Oh wow, okay, we'll for you'd out a couple days.
Well what about you, Loraina?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
I am the dish washer and I do not like to.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Run okay, all right, what about you? Cool?
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Probably twice a week.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That's it, all right? What's next? What do we have here?
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Fields of Green wants to know what's the longest realistic
amount of years in jail slash prison that you could
make it zero.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I don't know. I mean, I think my I wouldn't
do well there. Maybe in like a couple of months,
Eddie a week.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Maybe maybe Loraina sixteen hours was too much? Ben?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Wow, alright, boring that later? Cool?
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't last to night.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
We're all his, uh, except Loraina. She's apparently alright.
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