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Ben Maller wonders why the Bills would help Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs improve their roster, SIX QBs getting drafted in the first 12 picks, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, Sports Jeopardy, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our dumber fars. We try to
keep a straight face.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Here an hour four as we hang Out's Friday, the
twenty sixth day of April. Don't forget Fifth Hour podcasts
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listen download the fifth Hour. But here an hour four.

(00:30):
Why would the Bills help Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs
improve their roster?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
They did.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
The Kansas City football team got a receiver because of Buffalo. Also,
we saw a record six quarterbacks picked in the first
twelve picks.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That is blank, What is the word for that?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
And which first round receiver will exceed expectations? We'll talk
about that all the wait, which is what else stood
out from opening night of the draft. We'll get to
all of those things and more right now here. It
is a wonderful weekend. It's our number four.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
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Speaker 1 (02:20):
Why the draft is going on this weekend? Oh, it's
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Speaker 2 (02:25):
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twenty four.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So near the end of.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
The first round, Cansa city created quite a hullabaloo. If
you didn't hear about it, maybe you tuned out the draft.
What I had done by that point is I had
put the NBA on and then I had the NBA
on the big TV, and then I had the draft
on my computer. So that was what I was That's

(03:01):
how I was doing it. So I had big TV.
Big TV was the NBA, and then I had small TV.
After the top fifteen picks or so, I thought I
was only gonna make it till the top ten. But
for some reason I was lazy and I stayed until
the fifteenth pick, and then I put the TV on
the basketball. Now get to the point. Sokensa city. I

(03:22):
don't know if you've known this or not. They've won
the last couple of Super Bowls and they have a
quarterback named Patrick Mahomes who seemed genuinely excited that he
will be throwing passes to a speed merchant named Xavier
Worthy this coming season. Now, how do we know that
Mahomes celebrated with the language of the world, the universal
language of the world that brings every different group of

(03:45):
people together, the language of emojis on social media. After
the Chiefs had made a trade with Buffalo and that
allowed them to be worthy of acquiring the wide receiver
with the number twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Pick now Worthy.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
If you don't know his game, if you're not familiar
with his game and not that maybe you watch more
than a couple.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Of Texas games.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
So Xavier Worthy set the combine record back in March.
He ran the forty yard dash at four point two
one second, which is a little bit faster than I
or you would run the forty yard dack.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I get a kick out of the forty yard dash
because the.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Only reason that is a thing is because Paul Brown
was trying to find people to play on special teams
because I guess even back then, nobody wanted to play
special teams. And they determined that the most you would
run on a punt return is forty yards or a
kick return forty yards. So they say, okay, I need
guys that can run really fast for forty yards. And

(04:45):
so that's how the forty yard dash thing started, and
it's taken a life of its own.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
But that's not the story. The story is what the
Chiefs did.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
So the question why would the Bills better story in
the losing locker room? Why would the Bills help facilitate
Patrick Homes and the Chiefs improving their roster and getting
this wide receivers SA if you're worthy. So I've got
Luke Combe's Mini Bar and Haberdasherie, and we will combine

(05:13):
all of these things together and we are going to
make tacos delrado and I'm hopefully gonna have some tacos
dorado this weekend. Those are crunchy tacos formerly called gringo tacos.
All right, So to kick off the Buffalo football team,
and I recommend you go back and here the our
one podcast, I believe it was. We had a member

(05:36):
of Bill's mafia rationalizing and defending what Buffalo did. But
the Bills are hoarding little micro defeats this offseason.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Now, you had a trade.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Remember Stefan Diggs ends up being given away that Kansas
City had to trade.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
They had to trade Digs.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
We knew that everyone who's not delusional drinking the kool
aid there in Buffalo knows that Stefan Diggs had to
be traded. But you end up giving him away to
the Texans. In return, Buffalo got a bag of wheat thins.
They were stale, expired wheat things, but that's what you got.
And Josh Allen He's still the center of the universe
for the Bills. However, they are chipping away around the corners,

(06:21):
around the edges of the Buffalo roster. It's not over yet.
It could be some big moves on the horizon today.
There better be some big moves on the horizon. It's
not easy being in Bill's mafia this off season. Up
until this point. We do the show today, We're not
worried about tomorrow the day after today, as we're doing
this show early in the morning on April twenty sixth,

(06:44):
a Friday. The Bills story this offseason it's been like
a Luke Comb's tune. When it rains, it pours right
Buffalo's front office, tossing in the sponge. At this point,
it was one of the cheapest first round trades. We
are told first round trade ops in the past generation

(07:07):
two decades, and you pour salt into the wound by helping,
helping push a talented pass gets you to your arch nemesis.
They get the player that they want it and so
on the surface, Andy Reid is playing three D chess
yet again, worthy as a speed demon, and now he

(07:29):
gets to help play with the Mona.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Lisa of quarterbacks.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Now to play Devil's advocate just for a second, because
it's not guaranteed this.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Is going to work out.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
If you look at the history of the fastest man
at the combine.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's a who's who of players that never made it.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
So the chances are not It's not a guarantee, is
what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
That Xavier Worthy turns out to be just amazing.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
That he's unearthly with his ability and all that, but
he's got the speed and he's gonna play the Tyreek
Hill role in the Chiefs offense. They were good enough
to win last year when they didn't have anybody who's
really good at receiver their top guy. He was really
fast racing cars around Dallas. Rashie Rice, who's gonna miss

(08:16):
some games.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Furthermore, I'm gonna turn the page.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
A lot of the chatter leading into the draft was
everyone loves the quarterbacks and they're gonna be drafted. It
turns out that was right, right, that was right, that
was the story. At the beginning of the night, we
saw a record not one, not two, not three, not four,
not five, six quarterbacks in the first twelve picks. What

(08:39):
is the word for that. What is the word for that,
So I'll go first. The word for that is malfeasance.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
That is the word for that. It is football malpractice.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like, I understand you gotta get quarterbacks, but we had
teams that gave quarterbacks big money, like Atlanta, and they
still drafted another quarterback. You know what's going on these executives.
My theory is they're hitting the mini bar and they're working.
They go from the mini bar and then they work
the casino floor. They need to call one eight hundred

(09:11):
gambler is what they need to call. Because you've got
a problem. This is not a historically elite group of quarterbacks.
Unless you live in a bubble and you're related to them,
it is not. But rather than have the pick of
the letter, get any defensive player, you want, any defensive player,
you want guys at other positions that hadn't been drafted. No, no, no,

(09:35):
you are such a jabroni that you have to go
out there and get a quarterback. There were three quarterbacks
picked in the top twelve that were projected as second
round picks a couple months back. My spidery like sense
is tell me that these teams will were good at.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now the three that.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Were borderline first, second, third round picks a couple months ago,
you've got bow Knicks and he ended up going the
last one drafted, JJ McCarthy and then Drake may Some
say no, he was always going to be drafted high.
I looked at Drake Man and I said, this guy,
he's deff by the pageot something either looked very good
to me. The guy that I like is Michael Pennix junior.

(10:14):
But he's the guy that went to went to Minnesota
Atlanta rather, while they signed the Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Quarterback, the Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Jayden Daniels goes to Washington, Caleb Williams said to be
the most talented quarterback in football history, that paints his fingernails,
he goes to the Bears.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
All of that said, J. J.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
McCarthy should have been a second round pick, and at
the same time that is the top situation of any
of the quarterbacks that were drafted.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Proved me wrong. Both those statements are true. J. J.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
McCarthy's talent is that of a second or third round pick.
But yet he is in the greatest situation of any
of these six quarterbacks that were selected in the opening
round of the draft.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Bill Walsh, that's an old football coach.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
He's dead.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
He's been dead for a while, but he was a
genius in his day. And he used to talk about
how it takes a village to raise a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
That cliche. But Minnesota is set up.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
They've got an above average offensive line. You've got justin Jefferson,
assuming he doesn't demand a trade, premier receiver. You've got
playmakers up the wazoo there in Minnesota. It's not a
great division. Packers, I'm not overly impressed with them. Everyone's
going crazy for the Packers. They're middling team until proven otherwise.
The Lions, okay, but do you really trust them? And

(11:31):
then you got the better so he said, Well, the
teams are on the come, as they say in gambling,
but not so sure. All right, last thing here, real quick,
what else let's clear out the notebook. What else stood
out from the opening night the first round of the
NFL Draft. So I would say the bling, bling sitting

(11:51):
pretty big showcase if you're watching for the local haberdashery.
A lot of dapper dans out there walking around. You
had suits here there and everywhere inside embroidery.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
How much does that cost? How much of the those
guys spent?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And then we had the you know, a lot of Iceman,
a lot of jewelry, a lot of bling, bling sunglass.
I love the amount of people wearing sunglasses at night
in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then the interviews.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
You had the.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Cliches, the meathead responses.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
As for the football stuff, the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones
saying we're all in trading down as the snooze offseasontinues,
Jerry Jones standing on top of a bully pulpit giving
the Cowboy fan the middle finger. You had the Chargers

(12:45):
Jim Harbaugh, who had a great quote about drafting an
offensive tackle. He said, they consider offensive linemen to be
difference makers, and you know, big stars and all that.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
But here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It would appear, based on that draft pick that the
philosophy of Jim Harbaugh is to turn the Chargers into
a ground and pound team. So why did you pay
Justin Herbert? I know Harbaugh wasn't there, and there were
teams that were calling trying to trade for Justin Herbert.
They obviously didn't trade him because of some financial reasons.
Then you had the Raiders who needed a quarterback and

(13:23):
they ended up taking brock Bauers, a tight end who's
supposedly pretty good. But that's odd. Good news for my guy,
the great, this guy. I loved him in Jacksonville.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I loved him with the Colts last year. Minshew Mania Gardner,
Minshew who takes over there with the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, we will press on.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
We've got the coop scoop on entertainment. A thing that
Lebron James said has gone viral. People are very upset
with Lebron and it would appear that Darvin Ham is
going to be fired.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
That's the word. Wait till you hear what happened, Chios
in Lakerland. We'll get to that end.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Some Draft myth building, NFL Draft myth Building.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
We'll go there as well, and we'll do it all,
and we will do it next.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
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Speaker 2 (15:29):
There's a story a couple of days ago that Darvin
Ham that's a basketball coach with the Lakers, that he
is going to be back no matter what you want.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
To bet on that. Yeah, things aren't going so well there.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Lakers got smoked again by the Nuggets while we were
all watching the NFL Draft festivities. But Lebron James made
a statement that has gone viral, which is the antithesis
of like Kobe Bryant or Michael Jordan.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Lebron's often compared to Michael Jordan. Is he better than
Michael Jordan?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Any argument defending Lebron against Jordan has now ended. Wait
till my guy Rob Parker hears about this. Listen to
Lebron James. This is a statement he made after the
Lakers just got just got their pants pulled down by
the Denver Nuggets.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Take a listen. It's just basketball.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I think your day is just basketball.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's it. At the end of the day. It's just basketball.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
At the end of the day, it's just basketball. Does
that sound like a guy that still has the passion
for the game?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
He does not?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
That just game of basketball, Lebron. That's just basketball has
made Lebron worth over a billion dollars.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
It's just basketball. Yeah, play playing again, playing again. I
want to hear it again. Playing again. There's Lebron James,
Lebron James. Listen, listen, is it's just basketball? I think basketball?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Guess even better, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Because he's bigger than just basketball. He's global icon.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Right gets better though, Eddie. When I was a young,
young lad, one of the great moments of Laker history
is when the Lakers were getting beat up by Carl
Malone and John Stockton the Utah Jazz and Nick Van
Exel famously.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Said, was it was it three two one or one
two three?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Cancoon as they broke the huddle during the game or
before the game? Well, D'Angelo Russell was spotted during the game.
What else while sitting on the bench. He was eating
snacks on the on the bench during the game, which
Mike I couldn't really tell. It's a grainy cell phone video, Eddie.

(17:41):
I can't believe they didn't mention that on the TNT
broadcast that he was eating some snacks. Me, it would
not have been a problem if the Lakers a won
the game, or if the Angelo Russell had made a
single shot and scored a single point. He he had
a cardio game. He he scored no points, no points

(18:02):
and even a shuck oh for seven for D'angela Russell. Now, Coop,
do you remember was it game? Was a game two
when Reggie Miller gave him a shoulder massage, a manny
and a petty. So see the Laker fans were ripping
D'Angelo Russell, but he because he was making some shots
in the first half, and.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
Reggie was like, see see he's great, God, so good,
so wonderful, so so so wonderful it is.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I will take some calls in a minute. My board
is being.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
A reset as we speak right now while we do that. Uh,
this guy, super Market Steve, this guy's caused me so
much trouble and this schmuck he said he was going
to call up on this show and what show's almost over?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
This hour is the last hour.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
We got about a half an hour ago, and he
hadn't called up my inbox, who's filled with people so
upset with me.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I can't. I liked you, It's always I liked your show.
But super Marks.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Steve, you you better call up. If you don't call now,
you better call up next week. Because he is the guy.
He's the grocery cart whisperer who gave me the advice
to not return the car.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I want to be clear here. I don't put the cart.

Speaker 11 (19:21):
In anything like this.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
And Mom and Dan were here.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Well I know, but I listen. Here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I don't leave the car. Some of you were sending
me emails very angry. So oh my car got dinged
by a shopping cart.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Listen, cal, I'm done. Take a breath.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
What I do is I put the cart on the side.
I don't put it back in the cart return, but
I make sure it's not.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Going to hit a car. Okay.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
I went to the grocery store today and congratulations day.
There was a spot that was like right perfect, I'm
like all right, I pull up and there was an
effing cart like right in the middle of it.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah. I almost sent you guys a picture saying, look
at this is this don't put their cards away?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
How much you get out and you move the cards
and I get a little exercise. The guy's looking out
for you. Eddie said, you're fat assagy gap.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
And moved there.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
I get enough exercise. I don't need extra.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Ozzie Wa says, I know you don't do shout outs.
He's in Western Australia, where no one lives other than him.
He said, I know you don't do shout outs for
people's birthday, so I will not tell you it's my
it's my birthday today, and it's my daughter's birthday tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I cannot do.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
We don't do birthday shout outs, certainly not for international listeners.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
There's no way, no way we would do that.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
And your daughter, Come on, you think your daughter is
going to get a birthday shout out on American radio?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Come on, what are you talking? Bergdog writes and says,
it's just basketball.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Ben.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I hate to admit it, but the sweep James is right.
He said, when when I get called into the boss's office.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
It's just radio.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
It's so simple. It's just a radio show. What's the
big It's just radio, that's all.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
One of one of my favorite sayings. I went to
waffle house in Ohio and the manager was a young
lady and she was in a really bad mood, and
she was like just you could tell she was like
stomping around doing her job. And the old cook behind
the behind the grill just kind of laughed and shook
his head and he said, it's just waffle house.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, life would be better.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I take the show too. Seriously, I should be like
Lebron who cares. Anyway, Let's go to the phones. We'll
say hello to Mark the full name guy in Medford, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Hello, Mark the full name guy.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
Well, now look here, mister Bennon mallor no, no, no,
this's Kermit Kurmits of the Crock Oh.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Who do you think you're calling? Molicia?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well that's Patrick Mahomes. I called the Mona Lisa.

Speaker 13 (21:56):
Quarterbacks, may MoMA, so call me MoMA Lisa cornerback. I'm
a very mets feeling wrong?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
What kind of what kind of medication are you on today?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Here?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
This morning? What are you doing this morning? My god?
All right, thank you, I'm good, all right, thank you,
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
All right.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Uh man, it's just radio. Edit Andy, good movie. It's
just radio.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
It's so simple. Let's go to here. It's gonna give
you better. Let's go to Whoopee Pie Blair. Who's in
the Great State of Maine. Hello, Whoopee Pie Blair.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
What's up, Ben?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's just a call to a radio show. Don't worry,
just a call. At the end of the day, it's
just a call to a radio show.

Speaker 11 (22:50):
You don't put your freaking cart back, you Lane, more on,
come on.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Come on, No, no, you know you don't. Let me
explain something to you.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay, I have a professional in the industry who has
spent his an adult life working in the grocery business. Well,
I care you're uneducated when it comes to the grocery
start game, grocery card game.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I am educated. I have the wisdom.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I have the knowledge of a listener to this show
who has informed me the proper etiquette. I'm looking out
for somebody who's their job. Okay, I you have not
had an awakening yet, Blair. When it comes to the
grocery store grocery card.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's a bad job by you.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I accidentally just hung up on Blair.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
But also, what about you're very remorseful about what about.

Speaker 14 (23:46):
These several other grocery like employees that have told you
that you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's a controversial issue, Coop, But I it is not
a controversial issue. Controversial because I've also had people work
at grocery stores other than our guy Steve, who have
also agreed.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
No, you have not, Yes, I have.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, you are lying not you have not had spiritual
enlightenment when it comes to this issue, Coop, and at
some point you will have it. Okay, you're trying to
bully me, Okay, and you're not. It's not gonna work
because I have heard it from the horse.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Leada brought up a good point.

Speaker 14 (24:18):
He said, he said, you love walking, why don't you
just walk the extra twenty feet and put your card away.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Lee's on the wrong side also, Okay, so you're now
you're trying to get Lee involved in this again.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
You're the only one that is on the wrong side
of one. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I did this because of a professional who's told me
to do this, a man that works in the business.

Speaker 14 (24:41):
And yet he's nowhere to be found and has not
for yours because.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
He's putting cards back. That's why right now.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
Is you're You're all about your own opinions on everything
else but the shopping cart thing.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
You're like, no, I got to take somebody.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
He's my Supermarcus, Steve is my guy, and if you
have an issue, you can you can take it up
with him.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
But he's all knowing, all powerful, all night.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
He's omni present when it comes to the grocery cart.
He has all the answers. He's busy working Eddie. He's
got a job. He can't call a radio show. He's
got work to do.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, because our listeners are all very dedicated play.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes they are. Blair. Hello, Blair's called back. Hello Blair.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I'm all over you on this.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
No you're not.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Do you sound like a Do you sound like a donkey?
Is what you sound like?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Shut up? I've worked in the industry.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
No you have not. You're a liar.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Blar has worked in the industry.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No he has not. He's prove it proved. What story?

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Do you work at?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Improve it?

Speaker 11 (25:37):
I have?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I worked at industry.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's called bond. No, I don't believe you. You're a
dingle Berry. I don't believe Look at you, dismissing dingle Berry.
Dingle Berry. He's a Schmendrick.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I near as a freshman in high school. I worked
at vond.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, we don't believe you.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
I don't believe this guy. No chance I did.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
It was a Mission Hill, California.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Wow, that is a bogie place. I used to live there.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
This was so long ago as in the history books.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Huh yeah, Well, I'm sorry to say.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
They actually they put up they put a plaque up
when Blair left. They put a plaqueup. All right, Hey,
my my leader has contacted me.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
My leader has contacted me. Supermarket Steve sends me a message. Sorry, Ben,
I've been trying to call in, but the lines have
been blocked. I got twenty minutes to submit my order.
I promised first hour Monday, I will be there. Okay,
the first hour next week, Supermarket Steve will be here,
all right, Rich writes in He says, I love the show.
I just got to Vegas to celebrate the weekend, not Monday.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I will be on hold out there.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I said, No, I said I read the wrong Western.
Rich said, uh.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I know. I said.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I just got to Vegas to celebrate the weekend. Not
sure if I should wear my Laker gear. Yeah, okay,
all right. I don't know why you sent that to me.
Wait whatever you want, I don't care. There's go to Vegas.
There's eight million people wearing Laker gear, and I'm very disappointed.
My friend Bob Vesco is also on the wrong side
of history when it comes to the grocery card.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I cannot wait. We might do the four. No, Supermarcus
Steve is my guy, He's my whisper.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I'm not against him either.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, that's right. Air high five, Air high.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Five to Lora. I'm giving you an air high five.
She's giving me one to see right there, Air high five.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
She's a kiss ass.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
She's a tough woman.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
She absolutely is.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
She'll kick your ass. Wow, Loraina, he's now bullying you.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
He's defensive, he doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Yeah, it's Hardetaker seriously with the yellow.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Bucket hat, it's a cheese hat. Yeah, that she has
flipped inside out now.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Working on this show. She's losing her mind.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
It is not such inside out coop. It absolutely is. No,
you can't take anything, Lorena said, seriously.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Wow, Okay.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Comes over the Astros three on Chicago with the sweep.
Houston's now seven and nineteen on the.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
If they keep going like this, Eddie for another couple
of weeks, we will have the funeral of the Astros.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
We'll bury them on the radio.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Right here, Brewers beat the Pirate seven five, A's over
the Yankees three to one. Now back to Ben Maller
on Thetirack dot Com Fox Sports Radio studios.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
We continue on chopping down these overnight hours, gonna have
the Coop Scoop on Entertainment we real quick though, I
see is it Dylan the Plumber?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Dylan the Plumber? Real quick? I gotta get the coop
Dylan the Plumber? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Dylan?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Ben, I just you know, I thought a lot more
than you than this whole grocery cart fiasco.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
What the hell ails you to be leaving all these
carts all over them?

Speaker 5 (28:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Listen, I had a conversation with a professional in the
industry who has advised me that it is rude. You're
taking people job away from them, that the grocery stores
will fire these people know it is you know, listen,
I go by anybody, all right, take care. Let's get

(29:18):
to the Kop Scoop on Entertainment here. He is straight
from Hollywood, all right.

Speaker 14 (29:27):
So I'm gonna start off Coop Scoop and Entertainment with
a little entertainment news.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
But this is the audio variety.

Speaker 14 (29:34):
For those of you that are Harry Potter fans, such
as myself, all seven Harry Potter books are going to
be recorded as full cast audio production.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Oh my god, my wife is going to pass out.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
I'm pretty excited about this.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Your wife loves them too, Ben from one understand potterhead.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh yeah, that's her problem, not my problem.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Harry Potter is great.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Ben.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I got my wife into this, and so she'll be
so upset.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I didn't fit. I'm too tall for the Harry Potter
riding the studios. I don't I can't fit on too tall,
my legs are too big.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh that's that's a bummer.

Speaker 14 (30:09):
Well, anyway, So this will be a full cast audio
production with more than one hundred actors, and it will
release exclusively on Audible.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Uh the oh, man, I know what I'm getting it
for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, that's a good idea, all seven books.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's gonna be expense to listen to the show.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
She doesn't, but yeah.

Speaker 14 (30:27):
So the new audiobooks are scheduled to premiere in late
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I gotta wait for a while.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It takes that long to I mean, what do we
how long does it take these are while?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I mean to schedule everyone. If they're gonna get all
the real.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
People, we could do an audio book in a month.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
That's one person, but we're talking about just say hundreds
of people.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (30:51):
Well, and I don't think it's gonna be like the
It's not going to be the actors from the movies.
It'll be new, new actors.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I want you to know, some day I will write
a tell all book, not that anyone will read it,
but I will do the voice of the audio on
the book, book word, the audio version of the book
and the audiobook. Oh yeah, I could talk, that would help.

Speaker 14 (31:13):
But all right, moving over to theaters, we have a
new movie called Challengers coming out this weekend, and you
may have seen previews for this.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
It's got good reviews.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
It stars Zendia and she plays a former tennis prodigy
turned coach and she marries. She's married to a champion
on a losing streak, and then her husband's redemption takes
a surprising turn when he must face off against her
former he former best friend, and her former boyfriend. Love
triangle stuff. Zendeiya tennis, I'm in the drama. Yeah, so

(31:48):
that that one's got a ninety one percent on ron
Rotten Tomatoes so far, and it is out this.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Weekend, out today.

Speaker 14 (31:54):
And we also have a new action adventure, fighting, bloody.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Movie called boy Kill World.

Speaker 14 (32:01):
And this is a revenge story starring Bill scars Guard,
and that is and.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
There's no idea what that is.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's an accurate Well, I mean I think that was
pretty apparent in your face.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Can you name anything else that Bill scars Guard has
been in.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, he was in Sesame Street when I was a kid. No,
how do you know? Maybe he was he wasn't born there,
he played maybe he was reincarnated. How about that?

Speaker 14 (32:25):
He played penny Wise in the New IT movies. But yeah,
moving over to television. Only one thing of note that
I want to mention for those of you that are
fans of the Sonic the Hedgehog movies that have come out.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
The New there and they are good. They're good movies.
Do you Oh yeah, I do.

Speaker 14 (32:47):
Okay, I can't believe goops? Oh god, I mean you
never know.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
With her.

Speaker 14 (32:55):
A new limited series called Knuckles based off The side Kick. Yes,
that is correct. Oh see, she is a fan that
is on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I've been Sonic the restaurant.

Speaker 14 (33:08):
I've been there, man, I'm the closest Sonic to where
I live is like eighty miles away.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, there's not one really close to where I live.
But I like my travels.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
But even anyway, that's coops cooping undertainment.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
All right, thank you for that, the coop scoop on entertainment.

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I love these dopey draft stories. We got another one
out of Minnesota, building up the legend of JJ McCarthy,

(33:45):
who was projected as a second round pick a couple
months ago, and now he was drafted in the top
eleven of the draft. So there's a story bouncing around
that the Vikings had sent JJ McCarthy a copy of
their playbook and they taped a one hundred dollars bill
to the end of it just to see if he
actually read the playbook. And the legend goes like this,

(34:07):
McCarthy mailed that one hundred dollars back to the GM
of the Vikings and.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Said save this for when I win you the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Like a Disney movie like a Hallmark moment, and yeah,
of course that's the opposite. The most famous story of
that was the Raiders drafted a quarterback number one, JaMarcus Russell,
and he was having a tough start to his career,
and so they gave him I remember correctly, it was
a was it a VHS tape at that time still

(34:41):
or was it a DVD?

Speaker 8 (34:42):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I forget exactly what they did, but they gave him
something to watch tape on for the upcoming opponent. And
then it must have been a VHS tape because they
got it back and it he hadn't watched it, but
he said he watched it and it was in the
same same spot. They kept track of what he was watching. Anyway,
enough of that, we got to get to Sports Jeopardy.

(35:04):
If those guys on hold want to play, they can't
otherwise eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
We'll get to Sports Jeopardy and we will do it next.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
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Speaker 1 (35:44):
It's America's most popular game show. Get out of here
Sports Jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
You know what a nipple defense is?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
How about penetration?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Do you know how to get good penetration? This is
Fox Sports Radio and now here's your host.

Speaker 13 (35:57):
The radio loved due Ben.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
MALLORYA right to the game we go.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
We welcome in, uh Will in Boston. Hello Will, Good morning,
Good morning, Ben, Aya.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Welcome in.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Good to have you here, Will, And you're gonna play
and you will be going against it, says here the
Fogazy who's in in Minnesota?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Hello fooghayzy Hey okay, Oh there's a lot of noise.
I hear a lot of noise behind all right.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
By the way, I did want to shamelessly promote my podcast.
If you listen today Today's Fifth Hour podcast, we will
have exclusive details on an upcoming Mallard meet and greet.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
But right now, let's play the game. Gentlemen, are you ready?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
The categories are Draft Day and Unforgettable Upsets.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Will You were on the air first, so please pick
your category. Let's go on draft Okay, I will tell
you the athlete, tell me the team that drafted them.
Your name is your buzzer.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
If you would like to answer the question you are
ding for incorrect answers will start for two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Draft Day. I tell you the athlete, tell me the
team that drafted.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Him, Joe Burrow, Whozy?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Who Gayzy?

Speaker 11 (37:13):
Cincinnati Bengals?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
That is correct? All right?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Four hundred dollars Draft Day of the category, I tell
you the athlete, tell me the team that drafted him, Shakiel.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
O'Neill, who gezy?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Orlando Magic?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
That is correct, you Orlando Magic and Bugze off to
a good start. Six hundred dollars. I give you the athlete.
Tell me the team that drafted him. Marvin Harrison Junior, Well.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
For gazy, Arizona Cardinals. Oh, this guy's on a roll here.
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You can't even get in? Will this guy for Gazi?
I mean this guy. What is going on with this guy?
All right? He is a Draft Day of the category.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I'll tell you the athlete, tell me the team that
drafted him for eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant, who gayzy Bothlahoma Thunder No, no, no,
we're not going to give you that. The streak ends
would you like to steal?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Will yees?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
No, yeah, it's the Seattle Seattle SuperSonics was the team?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, all right, last one this category and here we
go Draft day and thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I'll give you the player, give me the team the
drafted them.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
And Manuel Sanders wide receiver of Manual Pugeesy.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
There you go, good job by you. You got that
one right, all right? We got time to do a
couple more unforgettable upsets. For two hundred dollars. This wild
card team went on an improbable Super Bowl run, defeating
the New England.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Patriots, who were seeking a perfect season.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Bugazy New York Giants, Bob, well you're in Boston, Will,
How could you for gaze get that one?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Well?

Speaker 13 (39:01):
Oh my god, quick, I know, all.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Right, Well I think it's over. I think We're gonna
call it over now, will It did not work out
for you, but try again the line uh for gaze.
You want to come back next week? You were good man?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, all right, all right, we'll have you on your
cook guest number. We'll have him on next week.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
There is forget that's a sports jeopardy, a domination situation

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That guy could take on Moe and Brooklyn Uncle Moe
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